There's this kid who lives on a farm. He comes home from school in a really bad mood. He sees a pig and kicks it. Then he sees a chicken and kicks that. Then he walks into the house.
"I saw you kick those animals," his mother said. "For kicking the pig, you'll have no bacon for a week. For kicking the chicken, you'll have no eggs for a week."
The kid's about to say something, when his father walks in the door, also in a foul mood, and kicks the cat.
The kid says to his mother, "You want to tell him, or should I?"
