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The Horror
Been back at an old job this week, hopefully will be staying for a little while this time to. Now, the thing is, the job is at an all girls school, ages 11 to 16. I don't think I'll ever get used to the noise they make, holy christ it is horrendous. Especially one teacher's classes, poor guy, no matter how hard he tries hardly any of them listen. It's painful to hear in more ways than one.
Horror Movies
Ok, I'm a huge horror fan, but it seems to me that the only movies that come out these days are crappy remakes that don't give credit to the originals, lame sequels, or american adaptations of Asian movies that end up sucking. What happened to the golden days where movies were actually terrifying? Movies like The Exorcist and the original Night of the Living Dead scared the shit out of me when i was a kid, especially the exorcist. One of the best horror flicks i've seen in recent years is The Exorcism of Emily Rose. That movie actually creeped me out. I've been absolutely desensitized to most horror for a long time, but that movie got to me. I don't know what you guys think, but i believe that hollywood needs to get off their asses and make a good movie instead of remakes and sequels.
Horrible Way To Get Some....
TULSA, Okla. One of the most deadly spiders in the world has been found in the produce section of a Tulsa grocery store. An employee of Whole Foods Market found the Brazilian Wandering Spider Sunday in bananas from Honduras and managed to catch it in a container. The spider was given to University of Tulsa Animal Facilities director Terry Childs who said this type of spider kills more people than any other. Childs said a bite will kill a person in about 25 minutes and while there is an antidote he doesn't know of any in the Tulsa area. Spiders often are found in imported produce, and a manager at Whole Foods says the store regularly checks its goods and that's how the spider was found. Oddly, the Brazilian spider delivers more than a painful bite that sends most victims to the hospital. Researchers have found its venom also stimulates an hours-long erection in men. Patients not only experience overall pain and an increase in blood pressure, they also sport an uncomfor
Horror In 360
Disinfect bound to wreck rhymes I elect dialect poisonus deadly sliced tounges leave ya hung off ya back with blood drippin. Acid reflux trippin I'm in inning like seein I'm as of this hazardous. This ain't me nor actual being just bein rippin skulls breakin backs on thumb tacks. It's facts not to react who it is it's jhack motherfkn fhrost you is lost in a-maze of haze full of disgrazed I'm crazed. Mind disfunctually not fully active fhuck a lady women rights activist. Ain't fhuckin with this writin rhymes down with my pen ya ass be foundunconcious ina chicken pen deadliest as disease. Febreeze fhuck the world fhuck cops screw the police fhuck everything. Beat down a fhuckin pig til he skinned. God is not one sinned to give in let loose a rebel fhuck a devil beat'em down with a shovel shit I hear on the radio is rubble. Dead within as my body weeps out losin lettin be take by control I can't get a hold not steep. My mind's a negative astro creep as I stare back lookin in as is what
Horrible Week
My Unusually Horrible Week: This week I have had an unusually horrible week. I started off the week hoping that my voice has gotten better. A few weeks ago I used a nasal spray that I ended up having a bad reaction with. My voice has been hoarse and barely working since then. It's very frustrating trying to talk with a fucked up voice. Sometimes the words come out and sometimes they don't. Unfortunately my voice did not get better or worse. On Monday my home desktop pc ate shit and died on me. For those of you that have had it happen to you, you know how much of a pain in the ass it is. My home pc is custom built by me. So to start off my lovely week I had to dish out a few hundred dollars to build a new pc(I was due for a new one anyway). On top of building my new pc I have to try to salvage whats on my hard drives. The day I ordered my pc parts and thought maybe the week wouldn't be so bad, was one of the most frustrating days of the week. I get home and charged up my DSLR camer
Horror Of Our Love
I'm a killerCold and wrathfulSilent sleeperI've been inside your bedroomI've murdered half the townLeft you love notes on their headstonesI'll fill the graveyardsUntil I have youMoonlight walkingI smell your softnessCarnivorous and lustingTo track you down among the pinesI want you stuffed into my mouthHold you down and tear you openLive inside youOh, love I'd never hurt youBut I'll grind against your bonesUntil our marrows mixI will eat you slowlyOhhhhhThe horror of our loveNever so much blood pulled through my veinsOhhhhhThe horror of our loveNever so much bloodI wake in terrorBlackbirds screamingDark cathedrals spillingMidnight on their altersI'm your servant My immortalPale and perfect Such unholy heavingThe statues close their eyesThe room is changingBreak my skinAnd drain meAncient languageSpeak through fingersThe awful edgesWhere you end and I beginInside your mouthI cannot seeThere's catastrophe In everything I'm touchingAs I sweat and crush youAnd I hold your beating chambersU
Horror Of
The day was so bright then all the sudden the skies got darknever seeing where they came from never knowing where they wenthorror in the skies was the worse day we had to fearhorror in the flames is where the heros wentto save who and what they canon the day of horror they shall run into the flames to do their jobfighting every step to rescue people and saving what they canhorror the day of the 11th is what we all sawhorror from the worse is what we all seenbut we never shall lose faith or hope for what we havethe brotherhood of the emergency workers is where our hearts are out for showing the true bravery for what we doshowing the love and passion for life itselfhorror of the week is all they showed ushorror of the hurt is what we all seen on tvthe pain of what happened that day is whatis what we all will remember on that day
Horror Of The World
speakin death upon your mindwaiting for you to rip my mind apartyou say things that make me wonderyou say things that make me think why am i herelips of an angel is what was said but horns of the devil is what i'm being shownwhisper nothing into your ear but you hear every wordlooking into the eyes of the depth of nothing is what i'm doingsearching the heart but nothing seems to beatyou walk with pride for the torture you bringmakin people crumble to the floorthinkin you are the best thing in the worldlookin for the next victim to take downyelling loud but not hearing anything at allseeing the horror of the chaos you been leadingbreathing the sight of the nightmare you make me dreamyou ruin everyones life that you crossyou scream nothing into everyoneyou whisper and the nightmare begins
Horrible Road
I am the horrible road The one that gives pain So what? You chose that fucker So don't whine now
Horrific
I just seen the most horrific thing I have ever seen in my life! I was outside waiting for the cab to go to physical therapy and seen my neighbor get into this car in the parking lot. About the same time a guy in his mid 20's was riding his bike up the street, jumped off his bike and ran up to my alley where the car was at the time, he was banging on the passengers door to get the fuck out of the car, get the fuck out. When all of a sudden I heard the car squeel its tires and take off. The guy was holding the passengers side of the door around the alley and into the street. The car was going approximately 30mph when the guy rolled up onto the hood and landed face down in the street. The car then took off went a block down and turned the corner. I called 911, ambulance, firetrucks and lots of cops later they took the injured guy off in an ambulance, the cops were measuring the blood spatter in the street, it was horrific!!! After the cops took off I seen the neighbor guy come home, fuck
The Horror Of Blimps
The horror of blimpsLast week while travelling I stopped at a Zany Brainy store and saw that they had a blimp for sale. It's called Airship Earth, and it's a great big balloon with a map of the Earth on it, and two propellors hanging from the bottom. You blow up the balloon with helium put batteries in it, and you have a radio controll indoor blimp. I'd seen these things for sale in Sharper Image catalogs for $60-$75. At Zany Brainy it was on clearance for $15. What a deal! Last night my wife was playing tennis and it was just my daughter and I at home. I bought a small helium tank from a party store, and last night we put the blimp together. Let me tell you, it's quite a blimp. It's huge. The balloon has like a 3 ft diameter.We blew it up with the tank attacched the gondola with the propellors, and put in batteries. Then we balanced the blimp for neutral bouyancy with this putty that came with it, so it hangs in the air by itself neither rising nor falling. It was easy and fun, a
Horses
I spent my entire life with horses. They are such amazing creatures. The first horse I ever rode in a show was Nova, a dark bay Quater Horse mare. It was when I was almost two years old. My mom led us around the ring. THe first horse show I ever entered was at King Oak Farms. I entered four classes. I got fourth place in Intermidate Equtation. Then I got first place Intermidate Pleasure. Fifth place in Intermidate Walk, Trot, Canter. Finally I got first place in Intermidate Cross-rail Jumping. In my second show I placed fifth in Intermidate Equtation, second in Intermediate Pleasure, and third in Intermediate Over Fences.Then my most recent show I placed seventh in dressage. My favorite horse, Zandi, has been sold and I nolonger know where he is or anything. He was and still is my favorite horse but I know I shall never seem him again. I love him so much though.
The Horse & The Chicken
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmers Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, I think I can stand over the hole! So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, Grab for my thingy and pull yourself up. And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you dont need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
A Horse Is A Pig That Don't Fly Straight!
ok this is better than that last peice of donkey turd The moon makes its pass and once again I wait questioning my life and its worth value measured in my pain time counted in the falling tears should I follow her silvery path and greet Helios with open arms or shall I say goodnight fade into the arms of mother night her son calls my name beckoning to the final sunset extinguishing the flame, my life
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in the Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims, "Oh boy! Horsie ride! Daddy can I ride on your back?" Daddy was relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, he agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"
Horsing Around
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. The man says, "What was that for?" His wife replies, "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?" He says, "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on." The wife looked all satisfied, apologizes, and goes off do work around the house. Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting. He angrily yells, "What the hell was that for this time?" His wife replies, "Your horse called."
A Horse, A Chicken And A Harley
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, she searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for the Farmer had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping she still had time to save her friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Har
The Horse And The Chicken
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
Horses And Us
You and me on a golden meadow sea riding horses of chestnut and black galloping towards the cliffs of sunset, together knowing we never have to look back. Looking into your deep soulful eyes a smile gracing your angelic face my heart leaps higher than the granite spires I hope you don't challenge me to race. When all of a sudden your mare goes a runnin' And all I see is clouds of dust and her tail The chase is on and we fly like the wind I try to catch up, but to no avail. You are out of sight in the blink of an eye I search amongst the rocks and the trees when on upon the fresh mountain air I smell your soft scent on a breeze. I come across your mare, grazing without care then find your boots, blouse and jeans I quickly dismount and strip off my clothes cuz' I know what your little game means. Finally I find the object of my heart's desire laying naked on a soft blanket by a creek - you're surrounded by sun-painted wildflowers so beautiful and sexy my
The Horse!!
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named "Clint", and bring him back to their camp to meet the chief. The chief says to Clint, "You going to die. But we sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for three days. On sundown of third day, you die. What is first wish?" Clint says, "I want to see my horse." The Indians get his horse. Clint grabs the horse's ear and whispers something, then slaps the horse on the ass. The horse takes off. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked blonde. She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with Clint. The Indians look at each other, figuring, "Typical white man - can only think of one thing." The second day, the chief says, "What your wish today?" Clint says, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring him his horse. Clint leans over to the horse and whispers something in the horse's ear, then slaps it on the ass. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked re
The Horse Race
THE HORSES IN THE RACE ARE... 1. Passionate Lady 2. Bare Belly 3. Silk Panties 4. Conscience 5. Jockey Shorts 6. Clean Sheets 7. Thighs 8. Big Dick 9. Heavy Bosom 10. Merry Cherry AT THE POST And they're off! Conscience is left behind at the post. Jockey Shorts And Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and Big Dick is in a very Dangerous spot. AT THE HALF-WAY MARK It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open, and Big Dick is pressed in. Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific Pressure from Big Dick. AT THE STRETCH Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. Big Dick is making a final Drive. Bare Belly is in and Passionate Lady is coming. AT THE FINISH It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes Everything Big Dick has to offer. It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick
The Horse Withperer
Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. Sam asks "How will I recognize him?" That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment." So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? Sam picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"? The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nice mouf, can I see her twat"? Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering a
1,087horsepower Car On The Dyno(short Vid)
this is one very tough car.it hit 1,087h.p. on the dyno b4 the back tires lost traction and he smoked the tires.when he floors it,the turbos sound just like a jet engine taking off.this is a very kool short vid. HorsepowerAdd to My Profile | More Videos
A Horse's Prayer
Feed me, water and care for me, and when the day's work is done, provide me with a shelter, a clean dry stall large enough for me to lie down in comfort. Talk to me, your voice often means as much to me as the reins. Pet me sometimes that I may serve you more gladly and learn to love you. Shoe me properly that I may serve you in comfort. Never strike, beat or kick me when I don't understand what you want, but give me the chance to understand you. And finally oh master, when my youthful strength is gone do not turn me out to starve or freeze, or sell me to some cruel owner to be slowly tortured or stoned to death, but do thou, my master take my life in the kindest way, and your God will reward you here and hereafter. You will not consider me irreverent if I ask this in the name of Him who was born in a stable... -Amen
A Horse's View Of The World
Arena: Place where humans can take the fun out of forward motion. Bit: Means by which a rider's every motion is transmitted to the sensitive tissues of the mouth. Bucking: Counterirritant. Crossties: Gymnastic apparatus. Dressage: Process by which some riders can eventually be taught respect the bit. Fence: Barrier that protects good grazing. Grain: Sole virtue of domestication. Hitch rail: Means by which to test one's strength. Horse trailer: Mobile cave bear den. Hotwalker: The lesser of two evils. Jump: An opportunity for self-expression. Latch: Type of puzzle. Longeing: Procedure for keeping a prospective rider a bay. Owner: Human assigned responsibility for one's feeding. Rider: Owner overstepping its bounds. Farrier: Disposable surrogate owner; useful for acting out aggression without compromising food supply. Trainer: Owner with mob connections. Veterinarian: Flightless albino vulture.
The Horse Manual Of Appropriate Behaviour
Snorting: Humans like to be snorted on, Everywhere. It is duty, as the family horse, to accomodate them Neighing: Because you are a horse, you are expected to neigh. So neigh - alot. Your owner will be very happy to hear you protecting the barn and communicating with other horse. Especially late at night. Stomping cats: When standing on cross ties, make sure you never--quite--stomp on the barn cat's tail. But keep stomping. Chewing: Make a contribution to the architectural industry, chew on your stall wall, the fence or any other wooden item. Bedding: It is good manners to urinate in the middle of your freshly bedded stall to let your humans know how much you appreciate their hard work. Dining: Always pull all of your hay out of the hay rack, especially right after your stall has been cleaned, so you can mix the hay with your fresh bedding. This challenges your human, and we all know how humans love a challenge (that's what they said when they bought you a two-year-old
Horse Racing Is Back On Fantasy Derby
Good Morning. As always February brings a little horsing around. You got it, the Kentucky Derby Fantasy Challenge. Wooohoo color me happy and call me interested. I sent out a inviter teaser email from the stables in which my league will be tallied. Its under COLOMA NAGGS but no matter if you want to join the league or just do it for fun its all free online with very little knowledge needed other then to click on two or three sites for front runners, derby dozen and derby hopefuls. Bloodhorse is a must! That site gives you a lot of info. Kentucky Derby is another site that keeps one up to date on the hopefuls to win the derby and their progress along the derby preps. lastly the main site to register to play Road to the roses. All of these are naturally .com sites and besides the added bonus who bragging rights, derby prizes this year they added an extra spot called Pay to Play. For the mere sum of 10 dollars one can take a cash prize of anywhere from 10,000 to 100.00 dollars namely an
Horse Withperer
Subject: Horse Withperer Old, butt still funneeeeeeeeeee Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. Sam asks "How will I recognize him?" That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment." So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? Sam picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"? The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nice mouf, can I see her twat"? Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him out and slams h
Horseback Riding
I went last week and I had a bit of trouble because my teacher has given me an introduction to dressage and I have been practicing but for me english seems much harder than western. I can walk and I can get into a canter without too much trouble but when it comes to the trot(and in my opnion, for whatever that is worth, this is where the real skill comes in),I am all over the place...my seat is horrible...I have a hard time coordinating my movement with the horses and consequently I am off balance...I am supposed to keep contact with the horse(short rein) my arms down(shoulders relaxed--fat chance of that)and keep still while posting (all at the same time?) I know it can be done but Chuck is sensitive and I must be doing something wrong because he keeps changing speeds on me. I am trying to keep him at a slow trot and he switches to a working trot and to an almost canter...it feels as if he is in transition from trot to canter but does not quite complete it, it makes for a really bump
* Horse * Symbolism * Equus *
Introduction A Tibetan prayer flag is commonly called lung-ta or "windhorse." That is partly because wherever it appears, the horse stands for amplified energy. Where it was tamed and especially where used not only as a steed but also as a draft (or, draught) animal, the horse symbolizes force that can be controlled to benefit society. In physics, using the British system, the unit of work is HP, horse-power. In Buddhism The horse is one of the 12 animals in the Asian 60-year calendrical cycle. Shakyamuni Buddha is said to have been born in the Year of the Horse, and so 2002, which was mainly a horse year, was considered especially auspicious. The 12 animals rotate through each of the 5 elements and the 2 sexes. (Sadly, a female child born in the Fire Horse year was often put to death because it was believed that she would turn out to be too energetic and hard to manage.) Compassionate Bodhisattva, Avalokiteshvara (Chenresi) once took the form of a horse.The horse s
Horses Rescue In Holland
Horses were trapped for 3 days on a tiny piece of land in wind and rain in the Netherlands. Apparently it had the nation mesmerized, watching about 100 horses huddle against the wind and having to watch 18 of them die. First firemen, then the Dutch army, tried to rescue them - both unsuccessfully. So 4 women on horseback rode out to the rescue. Here's a video of it.
Horse Fucker !!!
pull the moss over my eyes only after i pay the price do i wonder if it was mine the price of sight, as it turns out is fairly high love of self can sometimes be a mistake degredation is an aquired taste gargle with vein-spray to rinse the shit and piss off my namesake overstuffed alligator suitcase misappropriation of my disgrace follow the lines and shadows of the clock face the craters and valleys in the moon phases getting lost in mapped mazes crown out of an inuterin salvation hush little monster it's allright you don't have to scream tonight you need your rest to keep up the fight when you war with yourself it takes its toll on both sides with an equal number of lost lives so curl up tight and try not to cry you need to listen to the bags under your eyes no fucking way, not even when i'm dead rigor mortis will keep my muscles flexed i need a sparring partner not a pillow for my head I AM WICKED ! THERE IS NO REST !
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Horses Need Help, If You Are A Rescue
Urgent request! We need to know about the amount of space you have available for horses (in head) on an immediate emergency basis including any foster space. Midwest and mid-Atlantic area rescues particularly. Please contact: admin@habitatforhorses.org kdane@hsus.org List your contact information and the approximate number of head you can take (assuming you do not have to purchase them). Thanks John Holland http://horses.generitek.com/ A man of kindness, to his beast is kind. But, brutal actions, show a brutal mind: Remember, He who made thee, made the brute, Who gave thee speach and reason, formed him mute; He can't complain, but God's omnicient eye Beholds thy cruelty - He hears his cry! He was designed thy servant; not thy drudge, But know - That his Creator is thy judge. Unknown author from The Ladies' Equestrian Guide, 1857.
Horseless Cowboy...
Horse Auctions - Horse Knackery Anger.
Today i went to the Horse auction to look at buying Saddles, etc. But decided to look at the horses, because my family is looking to buy a bigger horse... So as i was walking along the small yards, i came across a Throughbred gelding, he was very scared at first ( as were alot of horses.. sale yards are scary) but i spent around ten minutes and managed to get him convinced that he could come over.. so when he was over nxt to me i was patting him, and he was very scared to be touched around the ears and eyes ( usually means the owner has belted him with whips over the head... that happens alot... ) But it turned out, once this horse trusted you, he had the SWEETEST temperment, he was rubbing his head up againts me, and nibbling my jeans and trying to touch my toes.. lol.. he was just perfect.. i went to have a look at the other horses, and came back to im and spent around 40 mins with him, and then his owner came over to me and said " dont get attached hes not the horse for you"
Horse Trading
A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?" "That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment." The midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse? "A female horth." So they go down by the lake and he shows the midget a prized filly. "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?" So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf?" The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nithe mouf, can I thee her twat?" Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs the midget, calls him a pervert and throws him in the lake! The midget struggles out of the lake, gets up, sputtering and coughing and
Hors Doeuvres
1 cup ground beef 1/2 cup grated cheese (sharp or extra) 1/2 cup bread crumbs 1/4 cup chopped onions 1 can mushroom soup 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce 1 well beaten egg salt and pepper 1 loaf of sandwich bread (plain, square slices) butter Mix ingredients 1-8 together in a large mixing bowl (mix well). Cut the crust from each slice of bread. Melt butter and apply to one side of the bread slices with a pastry brush. Place the bread slices buttered side down in a muffin/cupcake pan. Place 1 or 2 teaspoons of the mixture into each of the "bread pockets". Bake at 350F for 1/2 hour. Makes about 20 Hors D'Oeuvres.
Horses
For one semester, I made the mistake of joining the Penn State Equestrian Team. Sure, everyone knows about our "fabulous" football team (maybe it'll get better next year?), but even most of the students here are unaware that there is a team of horse back riders that usually makes it to Nationals every year. It's about the only place in State College, other than the local strip club, where you'll find hot young college chicks dressed in tight leather and clenching riding crops. (P.S.-It's a coed team. There needs to be more hot guys that are willing to learn to ride...) I've grown up around horses; I love the big beasts. I love a sport where a 116 pound girl can encourage an 1100 pound animal to jump over 3 foot fences, always living on the fringe of the possiblity that, at any given moment, the horse might refuse, or trip and fall, and said girl can potentially go "smush". They don't always listen, and that's what makes the sport a challenge. My dad loves to remind me "Remember wha
Horseback Riding
You arrive at a local stable with your girlfriend. The two of you have been coming to this particular place once a week for about a month because of the trails around the area and the privacy. The two of you have been talking about making a pit stop and making love on the back of a horse and probably off it too. Today was the day you were going to try it. Your cock throbbed and pulsed inside your jeans at the thought. The two of you walk through the barn until you get to your usual horses. The stable hand nods at the two of you and escorts the horses out of their stalls and over to be saddled. The two of you stand there, impatiently waiting, wanting to be alone so you can get busy. You thread your fingers through hers and bend down to kiss her lips. She smiles at you slyly, a knowing twinkle in her eyes. The stable boy escorts the horses out of the barn and holds them still, one at a time, as the two of you climb on. You lead the way down your usual path, knowing that there was
Horscope For Today
So many people are trying to get your attention right now, but you only have eyes for a certain someone. But, does this person even know that he or she is a priority in your life? That's a very important question.
Horse Lover
I got a new horse today. Sweet pea is 30 yrs old. Such a sweetie! Check out her picks under my horse in my photos. Please rate!
Horse-sense
Horse-Sense Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if one stops the car, or is walking by, one will notice something quite amazing. Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing. Listening, one will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, one will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to her bridle is a small bell. It lets her blind friend know where she is, so he can follow her. As one stands and watches these two friends, one sees how she is always checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell and then slowly walk to where she is, trusting that she will not lead him astray. Like the owners of these two horses, God does not throw us away just because we are not perfect or because we have probl
Horse Lessons
This weekend my daughter starts horse riding lessons. She has literally been counting the days since she was 8. She is so excited. Im alittle nervous. I remember going horseback riding when i was about her age with my Dad. I got thrown off the horse. Havent been on a horse since. I take my daughter at least once a month to the stables where she will be taking her lessons to feed and pet the horses, but im still nervous i guess. But horses are her favorite thing in the world, and im excited as she is that she will be living out her dream of learning to ride,and take care of a horse.
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The Horse And The Rabbit
A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the rabbit to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The rabbit runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. He drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws theother end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the rabbit and horse were playing in the meadow again and the rabbit fell into the mud hole. The rabbit yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my dick and pull yourself up." And the rabbit did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes!
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A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken
Horse Back
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a whoop so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final, "Yahoo!" and rode off. "What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant. "Nothing," shrugged the woman, " I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off." "Lady," the attendant said, "Indians ride bareback....."
Horse Made Of Steel
The sun on my face creates a safe space I can see through the rain that tormented my brain Its suddenly all clear the storms cannot reappear The wind whipping my hair I have not a care Freedom I feel on my horse made of steel.
Horsey Salmon
Horsey Salmon 6 Salmon Fillets 2 tablespoons prepared Horseradish 1 medium Onion (chopped) 3 tablespoons Balsamic Vinegar 2 tablespoons Olive Oil 1 teaspoon Rosemary (chopped) 1 clove Garlic (chopped) ¼ teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper Olive Oil spray In a blender or food processor, puree Horseradish, Onion, Balsamic vinegar, Oil, Rosemary, and Garlic. Add Salt and Pepper; blend. Place each Salmon fillet in center of a piece of heavy-duty aluminum foil sprayed with Olive Oil, spoon 2 tablespoons Horseradish mixture over each Fillet. Bring up edges of each piece of foil and seal, leaving an opening for steam to escape. Place foil packets in center of cooking grate. Grill 6-10 minutes until fish flakes easily with a fork.
The Horse, The Chick, And The Harley...
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley b
12-9-07 Horscope, Very True...
You are moving much more quickly than you had thought you would be at this point, but that just means that things are working out a little better than you had anticipated. Life keeps getting better! ~awww this makes me feel much better...yeah i am moving a lil quickly on something, but when you love something you go for it. things are working out alot better than i anticipated and i can see life getting a whole lot better thanks to my new love kyle...i love you baby, thanks for making me so happy, more than i have been in a very very long time...
Horses
Like i put in my Mumm.. I am a Cripple and i am trying to save horses. If you would like to help Write Me at horseman69_1@yahoo.com.. I will tell you how you can help if you want
The Horse
The Horse (so'-qui-li) Mighty horse...power to run Across the open plains, Or to bring the vision of the shields Dancing in purple dream rain... The horse was a marvel to the Indian and came to be regarded as sacred. It had a mysterious or sacred character. The Indian often times referred to the horse as the big dog or the sacred dog. The ceremonial importance of horses is strong in many cultures. In the Navajo Enemy Way ceremony, which is used to rid someone who has come in contact with the enemy of the evil, horses transport the sacred staff that carries the evil away from the person. Horses are the focus of many Plains ceremonies as well.
~*~ 4 Horsemen ~*~
They came in lines of seven or eight, Marching forward towards deaths gate, Their boots trampled through the mud, As they moved past pits of bones and blood, The air was dark as the first line past, Their breaths condensing as they marched fast, The cavalry rode up on black horses behind, Slaughtering the children, the deaf and the blind, Then came the archers shooting iron rain, Killing those talking and sparing those insane, Then at the head of the crowd a pale horse came, Its rider was death, the one who held the blame, Next to death came a red warhorse, its screech echoing the armys call, For the Conqueror sat astride its back, bringing control over them all, And next came a great white horse with silver hooves, That chimed as its rider War moved. Until finally bearing a great black flag and riding Satans horse, Came Justice, long cape flowing showing to the others, no sorrow or remorse. And at last they all did pass in time and left this land, Kicking up clo
Horse Cutting
So Got home yesterday. Was up in temecula For 4 day working with my "girlfriend's" brother. We were building stalls for some horse cutting event. 250 stall in 4 days I guess from what they said it was done kinda quick. I did get a chance to stop and see some friends while I was up there. Sadly i left dissapointed on how I was greeted by friend I haven't seen in a while. It got me thinking about how I use to be. I got depressed for a whole diffrent reason. I figure that is not all that intresting but that kinda the point I came to realize there isnt shit that intresting in my life right now. How fucking sad is that when you wake up one moring and just cant find anything in you life worth talking about. I think ill run out tonight and randomly throw bricks from a moving car at people.....
Horse Sense...by Pink
Good Morning. You ever wonder why we listen to personalities. Why we give a good rats ass what they have to say and why? Or why they make us think about what theyre saying? Well today Pink the high school drop out turned into punk rocker legend tosss out a few jabs towards her co-starlet rich and racy same age lost souls. Then gets to the real meat of her reason for being interviewed. Horses with their rib cages showing. Yeah Horses I love horses and feel often too many times they are being mistreated as well. But, she went as far as having a lighted billboard that reads: BUCK CRUELTY! Say no to horse drawn carriages. Well, good subject but wrong delivery. Say no to the owners who treat the animal badly yes, but do not stop taking rides from those that dont treat their animals badly. There are good and bad in every situation its the bad that you want to punish not the good. You can tell a horse that has been taken care of and been treated great. They normally act like I am her
Horse, Harley, & A Chicken
A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Horse Shit
Texas Politics A man walked into a bar in Austin, Tx. and ordered a drink. While he was sitting at the bar watching T. V., one of Hillary's political ads came on. After it went off, he stood up and announced to everyone, "Hillary is a horse's ass!" The bartender reached under the bar and brought out an oak club about 18 inches long and hit the man square across the head, knocking him off his stool and onto the floor. After a minute or two, the man got up, straightened himself up and said to the bartender, "I'm sorry. I didn't know this was Hillary country." "It's not!" replied the bartender. " It's horse country".
Horses
Well, my friend was in a car accident with her bf one evening...to no fault of theirs some dipshit ran a red. He's been in critical condition for over a week, punctured lung, fractured ribs, two broken legs...he's lucky he is still here. She, on the other hand has a broken arm...3 places, and a fractured ankle. My friend has 8 kids, uh huh you read it right. Triplet boys for her first, then a single birth (a boy), triplet girls (unfortunately one didn't make it), then frat twins ...yes it would be difficult for her to fend for herself with 8 kids. So I went out there to help. While I was there one of the triples boys Jacob asked me if I would take he and Johnathan horseback riding. So I said sure. I know how to handle a horse i was born and raised on a farm in Canada. We had horses and I was used to riding. So Anyhow, I get them all ready...get the horses saddled up. This one horse that Brianne said to take was a big huge bugger. Anyhow, she said use what she calls the we
Horse Shit... Literally.
Okay... so I got home today... And am sittin' in my room... Look up out the window to see my little brother smearing horse shit under my car door handle... Not too happy about that... So I said, WTF is wrong with you? You don't do that shit to people's cars.... he just laughs... It pisses me off because he has no respect for anyone elses stuff... I'll loan him a CD or DVD, and the next day, it would look like he took 20 grit sand paper to it... Loses things, breaks things, downloads viruses... just gets old... on top of that... I want some change... I've been in this God forsaken state for almost 21 yrs now... And I hate it just as much now as I did before... This fucking weather makes ya depressed. I just need a change. Pack up and move somewhere no one knows my family or me... And start completely over, not turning every corner and thinking about memories from that spot. no one to guilt trip me for things ive done in my past, no one to judge me for dumb shit ive done or mistake
Horse
The Horse The horse symbolizes freedom and the power that comes with being free. They pulled the wagon trains across the prairies opening up new frontiers to be explored. Horses helped turn the Lakota and other Native tribes into the powerful mounted warriors and nomads that they became, although taming the horse wasn't easy, as their spirit for freedom was a fire that burned within them. Those with this medicine can be fiercely independent and have little tolerance for anything or anyone that limits their free expression. This characteristic can create challenges in relationships of all kinds, especially co-dependent ones. Those with this totem are teachers to their partners, friends and family showing them how to stand solid within themselves. Individuals who choose to be involved with a horse person do so because the need for self empowerment is strong. They seek the horse and the power it holds rather than the horse seeking them. Because horse medicine people hold th
A Horse With No Name
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Horse Story
Horse StoryA man was driving through Wyoming one spring evening. The road was desertedand he had not seen a soul for what seemed like hours. Suddenly his carstarted to cough and sputter and the engine slowly died, leaving him sittingby the road in total silence. He popped the hood and looked to see if therewas anything that he could do to get it going again. Unfortunately, he had alimited knowledge of cars, so all he could do was look at the engine,feeling despondent. As he peered by the gradually fading light of hisflashlight, he cursed that he had not put in new batteries, like he hadpromised. Suddenly, through the inky shadows, came a deep voice, "It's your fuelpump." The man jumped up quickly striking his head on the underside of the hood."Who said that?" he demanded. There were two horses standing in the field alongside and the man was amazedwhen the nearest of the two horses repeated, "It's your fuel pump, tap itwith your flashlight, and try it again." Confused, the man tapped
A Horse Story...
A Horse Story Just up the road from my home is a field with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if you stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite amazing. Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing. If nearby and listening, you will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to her halter is a small bell. It lets her blind friend know where she is, so he can follow her. As you stand and watch these two friends, you'll see how she is always checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell and then slowly walk to where she is, trusting that she will not lead him astray. When she returns to the shelter of the barn each evening, she stops occasionally and looks back, mak
A Horse With No Name
Ok so I have a friend/co worker at work that has recently bought a young 3 year old gelding paint (black & white) horse. He's beautiful but has no name yet. She said I could name him because when I saw him I fell in LOVE with him. So here's my question... Can yall help me figure out a good name for him? He's very special to me and wanna make sure he has the best name he can have :) So if you have any suggestions plz feel free to comment here or leave me an sb or somethin :) Any and all names are taken :) THANKS YALL!!!
Horseback Riding
> *It was Saturday night and the preacher still hadn't > been able to think of > a sermon for the next morning.** > > About 9:00 p.m. He finally said to his wife, 'Dear, I > think I've come up > with the perfect sermon! I'm going to give a sermon > about horseback riding!' > > **She said, 'Don't be silly! You can't give a > sermon about horseback > riding!'* > * > **He replied, 'Well, it's going to have to do > because I 've preached on just > about every other subject I can think of.'* > * > **The next morning as they were driving to church, she > said, 'I can't > believe that you're insisting on doing this! You know, > if you're going to > give that silly sermon on horseback riding, I'm just > going to stay in the > car during the serv
The Horse (so'-qui-li)
Mighty horse...power to run Across the open plains, Or to bring the vision of the shields Dancing in purple dream rain... The horse was a marvel to the Indian and came to be regarded as sacred. It had a mysterious or sacred character. The Indian often times referred to the horse as the big dog or the sacred dog. The ceremonial importance of horses is strong in many cultures. In the Navajo Enemy Way ceremony, which is used to rid someone who has come in contact with the enemy of the evil, horses transport the sacred staff that carries the evil away from the person. Horses are the focus of many Plains ceremonies as well.
Horseradish Devilled Eggs
6 eggs 1/4 cup mayo 1 T. prepared horseradish 1/2 t. dill weed 1/4 t. prepared mustard 1/4 t. Worcestershire 1/8 t. salt 1/2 small onion, chopped dash pepper (paprika for garnish) Boil eggs. Cut in half. Remove yolks and place them into a mixing bowl. Add the rest of the ingredients and mix. spoon into egg cavities. Garnish with sprinkled paprika.
The Horse
One day, a bar owner decided he had enough of the slow business and needed a gimmick. He finally decided on one. He got a horse and put it in the bar. He placed a sign over the horse and had the sign read. "Pay $100, make the horse laugh win $1000" For years, the gimmick worked. Finally, a man walked into the bar saw the sign and asked, "Is that sign for real?" The bar owner told him it was. The man paid $100, walked up to the horse and whispered something to the horse. The horse started to laugh falling to his knees. The next day, the owner changed the sign. Pay $100, make the horse cry, win $1000. For years the gimmick worked. One day, the same man walked into the bar and saw the sign. He paid the bar owner $100 and asked for a curtain. The man closed the curtain and then opened it a couple of moments later. The horse was now crying up a storm. The man walked up to the bar owner and asked for his money. "Not so fast", the bar owner said, "First you have to tell me what
Horseback Riding
You arrive at a local stable with your girlfriend. The two of you have been coming to this particular place once a week for about a month because of the trails around the area and the privacy. The two of you have been talking about making a pit stop and making love on the back of a horse and probably off it too. Today was the day you were going to try it. Your cock throbbed and pulsed inside your jeans at the thought. The two of you walk through the barn until you get to your usual horses. The stable hand nods at the two of you and escorts the horses out of their stalls and over to be saddled. The two of you stand there, impatiently waiting, wanting to be alone so you can get busy. You thread your fingers through hers and bend down to kiss her lips. She smiles at you slyly, a knowing twinkle in her eyes. The stable boy escorts the horses out of the barn and holds them still, one at a time, as the two of you climb on. You lead the way down your usual path, knowing that there was
Horses
(CNN) -- When 3-year-old Rowan Isaacson darted away from his father and dived into a herd of grazing horses, it easily could have been the end of the small autistic boy. He was babbling under the hooves of a boss mare. Rupert Isaacson says he noticed immediate improvement in his son's language skills when he started riding. "I thought he was going to get trampled," recalled Rupert Isaacson, Rowan's father. But the horse, Betsy, dipped her head and chewed with her mouth in submission. Isaacson, who had trained horses for a living, had never seen it happen so spontaneously. Rowan had seemingly made a connection. The Austin, Texas, family had been struggling with Rowan. His wild tantrums were nearly driving Isaacson and his wife, Kristin Neff, to divorce. All the while, little Rowan was becoming unreachable. "He would just stare off into space," Isaacson said. "I was worried it was going to get progressively worse and that eventually, he might float away from us entirely. Luckily, r
A Horse's Prayer
A HORSES PRAYERFeed me, water me and care for me. When my days work is done provide me with shelter, a clean dry bed,and a stall wide enough to lie down in comfort. Talk to me, your voice often means as much to me as the reins. Pet me sometimes, that I may serve you the more gladly and learn to love you.Do not jerk the reins and do not whip me when going up hill.Never strike, beat or kick me when I do not understand what you mean,but give me a chance to understand. Watch me and if I fail to do your bidding, see if something is wrong with my harness or my feet. Examine my teeth when I do not eat. I may have an ulcerated tooth that is very painful.Do not tie my head in unnatural positions,or take away my best defense against flies by cutting off my tail.(I don't take away your mosquito curtains.)Don't smoke in my barn or leave me tied overnight and perhaps burn me to death while you are sleeping in your comfortable bed.And last, my master when my strength is gone,do not turn me out in a
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Horseshoe Look
One day a cowboy walked into a blacksmith shop and picked up a horseshoe, not realizing that it had just come from the forge.He immediately dropped it and jammed his hand into his pocket, trying to act as if nothing had happened.The blacksmith noticed and asked with a grin, "Kind of hot, wasn't it?""Nope," answered the cowboy through clenched teeth, "it just doesn't take me long to look at a horseshoe."
Horses
Personality Occupying the 7th position on the Chinese Zodiac, the Horse symbolizes such character traits as strength, energy, and an outgoing nature. Extremely animated, Horses thrive when they’re the center of attention. Always in search of a good time, Horses keep the crowds happy with their humor and their wit. Horses are extremely intelligent so they’re able to grasp new subjects with ease. They’re also capable of multi-tasking however they don’t always finish what they start because they’re forever chasing the next opportunity. Horses are honest, friendly and open-minded. They’re perhaps a bit too centered on themselves and have been known to throw tantrums when situations don’t go their way. Health Horses are very healthy, most likely because they maintain a positive outlook on life and because they’re athletic. Lead Horses to wide, open spaces and watch them run free! Horses will usually only feel ill when they’re trap
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The Horseback Ride
I come in from working in the yard in nothing but my jeans and boots, mychest gleaming in a light sheen of sweat, and I catch your eye as you standby the sink in one of my flannel dress shirts. Just seeing you looking sosexy makes me weak in the knees and I walk over to you, pulling you tightagainst me as I kiss you long, slow, and deep. Your hands slide down mychest and dip into the waistband of my jeans and I gasp at your touch beforebreaking our kiss and walking back out the door. You frown in confusion,grab a very short skirt, and follow me out the door to find out what's goingon. Outside, you find me standing beside a horse that's all saddled andbridled and I gesture for you to mount up. You look down at your clothes theback at me, as if to say, "What are you kidding? I can't ride in this." Isimply smile mischievously at you and say, "Don't worry about it, baby.Climb on up." You look at me doubtfully then hesitantly slip your foot intothe stirrup. I groan as I catch sight of your
The Horseback Ride
I come in from working in the yard in nothing but my jeans and boots, mychest gleaming in a light sheen of sweat, and I catch your eye as you standby the sink in one of my flannel dress shirts. Just seeing you looking sosexy makes me weak in the knees and I walk over to you, pulling you tightagainst me as I kiss you long, slow, and deep. Your hands slide down mychest and dip into the waistband of my jeans and I gasp at your touch beforebreaking our kiss and walking back out the door. You frown in confusion,grab a very short skirt, and follow me out the door to find out what's goingon. Outside, you find me standing beside a horse that's all saddled andbridled and I gesture for you to mount up. You look down at your clothes theback at me, as if to say, "What are you kidding? I can't ride in this." Isimply smile mischievously at you and say, "Don't worry about it, baby.Climb on up." You look at me doubtfully then hesitantly slip your foot intothe stirrup. I groan as I catch sight of your
Horse Auction...
Lil' Bobby attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses' legs, rumps, and chests.After a few minutes, Bobby asked, "Pop, why are you doing that?""Because I'm thinking of buying these horses," said his father.Bobby suddenly got a worried look on his face and said, "Then I think we'd better hurry home right away!""Why?" his father asked."Because the mailman stopped by yesterday, and I think he wants to buy Mom!"
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Horse In A Bar
So i was at the bar and i saw a long line and a sign that said "if you can make my horse laugh you get a month of free drinks." So i thought what the hell and got in line one by one each person tried and failed. When it got to me i went in and whisper in the horses ear and he started laughing really hard. i went up to the bartender got my drinks and left. as the days go by and i go to the bar the horse is still laughing. After about a month a new line and sign is hanging "make my horse cry and i'll give you the deed to the bar." so i stood in line and when it got to me i went in closed the door 3 minutes later i walk out and all you hear is the horse crying. I walk up to the bartender as he's handing me the deed he says "before i give you the deed how did you make the horse laugh?" i said easy i told he that my dick is bigger than his. the bartender say "How did you make him cry?" Also easy i showed him.
Horton Hears A Who
I love that Disney is bringing one of my favorite childhood stories to life, and with one of my favorite actors Jim Carey. It's a great story with a wonderful message for life. But selfishly speaking I gotta love it cuz FINALLY, people will get what I mean when I repeatedly holler "BOIL THAT DUST SPECK!"
The Horth Whithperer
If you don't laugh out loud at this, you're just not trying!! A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over t o look at a horse. His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?" "That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment." So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"? The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nice mouf, can I see her twat"? Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far a
Horton Hears The Who's
Omfg!!!! Horton Hears the Who's is a must see for kids and grown up kids. It was an awesome movie. It was hilarious through out most of the movie. A very good plot too. Its starts out as a cartoon for an elephant trying to save the who's which he is trying to save them through out the whole show. If you really listen to the words too you can tell that it is a battle against good and evil, or nonreligious people and religious people. Through out the movie you had one person trying to persuade that "If you can't see, feel or hear something it doesn't exsist." Which is the way a lot of nonreligious people try to rationalize not being religious. Where as the elephant, who was played by Jim Carey, was trying to prove that even though you can't see, touch or hear it doesn't mean that others can't. He was not only trying to save the Who's, but to send the message that people have a right to believe in what they want and no one should put them down for it. Also, you can almo
Horton?
I am just going along when suddenly I read Horton hears a...WHOA!' Wait, back, up here, Horton...hears...a...who, First off, this is major here, folks! Let me start off with the first two wordsk...Horthn and Hears, I had NO idea horton COULD hear, I know, look at those ears, but I really didn't have a clue he could hear. It's a good thing I don't have khees and tnat I was sittihng down at the time, because I would have had those knees knocked out from under me other wise. This is a revelation in and of itself, Horton heard something. And, thnen he heard a WHO of all things! I mean, of all things to hear, a Who? How could such a thing happen? And on top of that to Horton?! He could have heard a what, a why, even a where, but he was blessed and actually heard a WHO! Agaihk,that khees thihng herek, folks. Now, after letting this all sink, in, I then learn this is a movie made about tne inccident, and rightly they should make a movie. This is an amazing thihg people.
Horton?
I am just going along when suddenly I read Horton hears a...WHOA!' Wait, back, up here, Horton...hears...a...who, First off, this is major here, folks! Let me start off with the first two words...Horton and Hears, I had NO idea Horton COULD hear, I know, look at those ears, but I really didn't have a clue he could hear. It's a good thing I don't have knees and that I was sittihng down at the time, because I would have had those knees knocked out from under me other wise. This is a revelation in and of itself, Horton heard something. And, then he heard a WHO of all things! I mean, of all things to hear, a Who? How could such a thing happen? And on top of that to Horton?! He could have heard a what, a why, even a where, but he was blessed and actually heard a WHO! Again,that knees thing here, folks. Now, after letting this all sink in, I then learn this is a movie made about tne incident, and rightly they should make a movie. Thi
Hortatory
hortatory \HOR-tuh-tor-ee\, adjective:Marked by strong urging; serving to encourage or incite; as, "a hortatory speech."
The Horth Withperer
A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?' 'That's easy; he's a dwarf with a speech impediment.' So, the dwarf shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. 'A female horth.' So he shows him a prized filly. 'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?' So the guy picks up the dwarf and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. 'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?' So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. 'Nith earzth, can I thee her mouf?' The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. 'Nice mouf, can I see her twat?' Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the dwarf's head up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and
* Horus * He Who Is Above * Eye Of Ra / Re * Eye Of Horus * Wadjet / Wedjat * Udjat *
********************************************************************************************* * Horus * He Who Is Above * Eye of Ra / Re * Eye of Horus * Wadjet / Wedjat * Udjat * ********************************************************************************************* HORUS - The Son of Suns, Horus is the Eye of creative focus. It moves through the cosmos as a spherical imprinting devise, rolling across the star fields imprinting the divine logos or word or breath of activation upon each and every particle. Through the Hori (Hor Eye) the whirlwind of breath expands and contracts the vision or focus of worlds in motion. Consequentially, the Eye of Horus (representing the primary Horian principle) develops the Language of Light and the many signs, symbols, sacred utterances and language which come out of that font. Horus as a whole system develops contact between the Creator and the created, which are both really the same things from different perspectives. These perspectives
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Hosanna
Hang me on your cross Cut into my flesh Call me all your wicked names Burden me with your best Unanimous they shout Burn him to the ground That fucking sinner is going down Im not a gladiator Never been a slave for the fight But I'€™ll never give up Wake me for a 1000 nights And their eyes as gorgon would Turn me to stone They surly should And the harlequin makes them laugh As my blood washes my legs In the home of the faithless Amongst the swine They feast themselves on red meat And drown in the finest wine Hosanna I shout be free Hosanna I shout for me Hosanna I cry for them Hosanna will they repent Incontrovertible you know my faith is I will fucking bleed for you I will die for this You weak amongst a man to praise Meek how they gaze The judiciary of your lawless land Point the finger at a pure man So nail me to this fucking cross It could have been beautiful Now it's lost And man shall pay for your sinfu
Hosed Down
theres a little boy who is obsessed with reading a thomas the tank engine book its his fav so we read it regularly usually 3 5 12 times a day, anyway its about a tank engine getting a wash so half way through the story i ask him "do you have a bath to get washed?" "nah" he replies "do you have a shower?" "nah" "does mum take you out the backyard and hose you down?" "yeah" lol
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Ho's Ho's Ho's
Holiday Greetings from all of us at the Universal Life Church of Covington. With all of this crap about not being able to just wish people Merry Xmas because of it may offend their faith, I had to start this one kind of corporate. Sorry. I mean, if you wish someone a Merry Christmas that may not celebrate the day cant it just be a moniker for enjoy whatever holiday you celebrate? When you wish someone Good Luck, do you have to specify what exactly you are hoping they are successful in? No. It is a general saying that you hope whatever they do, they enjoy it and it is a nice experience for them. Why is everyone so scared that something they say in a pleasant and generic fashion will somehow damage another human who has their own and different beliefs? Homey dont play that! Merry Christmas everyone. Peace and alcohol, The Unholy Reverend joe
Ho Shit
I'm up for auction...again :]] come bid on me plz!!!
Hosni Mubarak Trial: Egypt Judge To Deliver Verdict
Hosni Mubarak trial: Egypt judge to deliver verdict Former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak is due to learn if he has been found guilty of conspiracy in the killing of protesters during last year's uprising. oakley flak jacket sunglasses reviewsC A court in Cairo will decide whether Mr Mubarak, as well as his former Interior Minister Habib al-Adly and four aides, ordered police to shoot demonstrators. All six deny the charges. They could face the death penalty if convicted. Mr Mubarak also faces separate charges of abusing his powers to amass wealth, with his sons Alaa and Gamal. An associate, the tycoon Hussein Salem, is being tried in absentia. Two other senior interior ministry security officials are accused of failing to anticipate protests and protect public and private property. Discount Oakley Sunglasses outlet, Army 'responsible' Hosni Mubarak is the first former leader to be tried in person since the start of the Arab Spring uprisings last year. Zine al-Abidine
Ho's Of Love
I was described the other evening in a way, well, that I think was supposed to an insult, but I thought was actually kind. 'Reverend, you are a 'love whore', who is completely unavailable', are the words I was told as we neared the dreaded last call moment. I had just spent an evening with a friend who dropped around midnight, so I took her home, and realized shortly after that I was, in fact, not ready for the fun to be over. I went to another bar, headed out on the porch, and sat with several buddies and new acquaintances until we were told 'you do not have to go home, but you cant stay here'. Before that sad event took place, since I have known several of the other porch creatures for a while now, there were many hugs and kind words being tossed around along with our glass covered nectar. It was just an honestly good time being enjoyed by some damn fine people. Then, the words dropped. Before I could even reply, I heard a 'What the hell does that mean?' So, she explained 'Every time
The Ho Song
I just made this up when I was siting outside yesterday, it isent about anybody, but here it is Hey ho, Your a ho, and everybody knows, You suck and fuck and only make a buck, so you a ho
Hospital Window
Hospital Window A great note for all to read it will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation. Every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the
Hospitals Suck
Well its obvious mom was doing very bad this month, Friday she got very bad off and it was crazy, i had to stay by her most the night and Saturday They put my mom Rockdale hospital. I got done with the roofing and siding job i was doing, didnt make enough for any of my bills but oh well, Today i went and visited my mom in the hopsital, She was doing a little better, but anyways they told me she had a absus in her right lung that was horrible, they need to take her right lung out to fix it, but with her being a cancer patient the hospital wouldnt approve it, because shes gonna die anyway, so she'll be coming home tomorrow or the day after with stuff they will put her on to try to help it. So im home tonight. And i was wondering, i know people being nice wouldnt tell me even if it was true, but I think somethings wrong with me...My BF wont let me near him, or even attempt to do anything sexual, whats wrong with me? Someone tell me, i cant take this.
Hospital Food Sux
Monday morning I found myself in the hospital with some nasty chest pains. Yup they thought I had either had a heart attack or some severe angina abut to lead to that conclusion. I spent all week going back and forth between the Peter Lougheed Center hospital and the Foothills hospital. I never spent so much time in an ambulance in my entire life. a grand total of 9 trips in 6 days. Thank God for Socialized medicine ::whew:: they did thallium tests and stress tests finally doing an angiogram.. that was interesting. They pierced an artery in my right arm and pushed a snakelike tube down my arm and into my heart. Then dye was injected and my entire body flushed hot for a few seconds as my heart pumped the dye through my entire circulatory system. All tduring this I was awake and watching the action in good old black and white. It's interesting to see your own heart beating and pumping blood and dye through your body. After taking a few pics of my heart, and a video they told me
Hospital Visit...
so yeah, here I am laying in bed in the er. its now about 15 past midnight and I have been here 23 hours. thank god I brought my psp, and my sister was kind enough to bring my cell charger. good thing my cell phone is a mini computer (ppc-6700 don't be too jealous). so, like the bulletin said I thought I had food poisoning until the pain became unbearable. at which time my sister took me to the er. I got to the hospital around 1am. I filled out some paperwork around 3am, and I believe I got my bed around 4:30am. around 5am this lil ol lady of a nurse comes in and starts talking to me. she was a sweetheart. especially since she got me an iv with a mophine drip. that was lovely. made family guy even funnier(i have it on umd for my psp). so after watching family guy for a couple hours while drinking contrast(some gross shit you need to get a catscan). oh I needed the catscan to see if I have appendicitis. the catscan come back normal, and one of the doctors said he wasn't convinced that
Hospital
i just got home from the hospital..i was there for 12 hours..i was havin bad pains in my tummy and back so they wanted to do some tests...i guess something is wrong with my intestines :(...SO they gave me meds and sent me home...hopefully the pain stops in the next few days...blahh :(
Hospital Chart Bloopers
HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS Actual writings from hospital charts: 1. The patient refused an autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. 5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 6. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared. 7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. 8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993. 9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission. 10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful. 11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. 12. She is numb from her toes down. 13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home 14. The skin was moist and dry. 15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches. 16. Pat
Hospital Window
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation. Every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the
Hospital
I've been in the hospital.... it's a long story... I'll write about it later.
Hospital Window
Hospital Window A great note for all to read it will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking... Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation. Every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water
Hospital Sketch
Hospital
After three weeks in the hospital I'm baaaaack!! XoXo -Jason
Hospital
Well.... Update on me... The last 6 months i have been battling some medical problems... which have gotten worse at this point... I just found out today I am going to be going to Indiana University for some major surgery so If Im not around or intouch you know why ... Those of you who have my cell number i hope to hear from you ... Amie
Hospital, Ect
Well, here it goes. I went to UNC Chapel Hill for my appointment this past Thursday. Over the last month my lung function went fro, 63% down to 56%. So, I need antibiotics. They would normally give me pills and such at this point and not have to put me on IV, but because of my stomach issues more pills is out of the question right now. Therefore, they are admitting me to the hospital on Wednesday the 9th to start a PICC line IV. I'll be on IV for about 3 weeks, but they wont have to keep me in the hospital that long. Only a couple of days. If I'm lucky, they can have me home by the weekened, and I can finish up on home IV. But while they do ahve me in the actual hospital they will be working on figureing out my stomach situation as well. Keep your fingers crossed that they figure something out. Going on my 7th month being sick, and I'm getting pretty fed up with it. The next few weeks are going to be rough. Sorry this entry is so short, but there's not much else that can be said at
Hospital Window
A great note for all to read it will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation. Every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water w
Hospital
Going In For Pre Op on Thursday (Tomorrow) And Surgery is Friday (Day after) Ill be missin in Action for a bit take care all and wish you all well hugs and kisses Wendy
Hospital Corps Birthday
June 17th is the 109th Birthday of the Hospital Corps. On behalf of our brother and sister Corpsmen who never made it home I think I can speak for all of them and say how Proud we all are to have served with the greatest warriors in the world. We are Navy but our hearts are with our beloved Marine Corps And on this day lets give a toast and Remember the traditions written in the deeds of HA Bob Bush, on Okinawa, Pharmacist Mate Joe Marquez Navy Cross on Peleliu, HN John Kilmer, & HM3 William Charette, in Korea, HM3 Don Ballard, and Hm3 Robert Ingram in Nam, all Medal of Honor recipients. Remember the corpsmen who risked their lives to save their Marines at places like Belleau Woods, Guadalcanal, Iwo Jima, Chosen Reservoir, Hue City, Kuwait City, Afghanistan and Iraq. Remember of how our history is one filled with valor. Remember to Reflect on wearing that caduece. How it changes you from an ordinary sailor and person to one with a special mission. It makes you stand
Hospital Patient
Anyone who has ever had a loved one in the hospital will enjoy this: A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if a family member is doing better." The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and room number?" "Sarah Finkel, room 302." "I'll connect you with the nursing station." "3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?" "I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302." "Are you a family member?" "Yes, Yes I am.." "Hold on.. let me look at her records... ! a.. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, she is to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she continues this improvement, looks like Dr. Cohen is going to send her home very soon!" The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic... that's wonderful news!" The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you
Hospital Info
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital, and she timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator responded, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the patient's name and room number?" The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302." The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse." After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone, "Oh, good news. Her nurse has told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal. And her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday." The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried! God bless you for the good news." The operator replied, You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter? The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me shit."
Hospital
Ok.. i went in for the 1st part.. and it didnt go as well as we all hoped, BUT i am OK!!! and home now... so thats good right? waitin now to hear about whats goin on and when its goin to take place.. so ill let yall know when i know.. love yaz wendy
Hospital
My Dad was admitted into the hospital last night. I am worried about him, not sure what all the problems are yet but when I know I will keep you updated. On the bright side my brother was able to get emergency leave from Iraq for our family emergency so he will be here soon. I am looking forward to seeing him! I have been so worried about him and have missed him alot. I ask all my friends to please pray for my Dad. Hopefully your prayers and thoughts will help and his stubbornness will pull him through. Thank you Simmer
Hospital
I'll be going into the hospital on July 23 to get a stent put into my heart also stents in my legs to many blood clots. I'll let everybody know how it goes.
Hospital Emergency Room
As anyone of my friends would know I only have one kidney that works. My right one shut down several months ago and I found out the Sunday before Valentines day about it. Who knows how long it has really been shut down. Here is my story about my visit to the Emergency Room last night. I get off of work at 9pm and decide that I will go to the emergency room after getting a Mcdonalds sweet tea. My kidney was hurting pretty bad and I have been having difficulty urinating. I tell this to the triage nurse and get my braclet and my paper work done,ect. About twenty minutes later they call me back the emergency room and me thinking as anyone else would..I would be put in a room with a door or a cubby with a curtain. Nope..that is not what happened at all. I was led to a ambulance bed ( a stretcher with wheels) and it was in the HALLWAY of the hospital. So I sat there with NO PRIVACY, NO BLANKET, and NO PILLOW. I waited for a while until the nurse came back and took all of my information an
Hospital
Hey ya'll... I'm still in pain, but doped up. ***UPDATE*** OMG! GOOD NEWS! I didn't cut my tendon after all. The doctor looked shocked at how bad it was when i pulled off the bandage to show it to him though. got stuck three more times for him to numb it so that he could see if i could bend my finger. So I couldn't feel shit, so i bent it as much as i could. I'm so happy. I am in a lot of fucking pain though ya'll.. I can't believe how much one digit could hurt. It feels like it broke really bad, cause everytime i move my other fingers on my right hand, or even my right arm, excruciating! I love ya'll and will be back on as much as i was once it heals anough for me to type faster again. Its such a pain in the ass trying to type. talk to ya'll later
Hospital..........
I hv MISSED U ALL TERRIBLY..I hv been in the hospital for pneumonia/bronchitis. I also learned while I was in there that I hv to have a heart catherization done but I'll hv it done somewhere else...not here......LOL In fact, I "tested" the new "No smoking" policy...and walked out!!!!!! I can understand the guards feelings on his job but he didn't hv to be so damn obnoxiously rude with me....so I preceded to tell him that he could take this fr***** hospital and stuff it up his fat a**!!!! I turned around/went to my room/had the nurses pull the IV's/got dressed and came home...and I'll never viist that place again..Its called SOMC-Southern Ohio Medical Center....They r pricks!!!!!
Hospital Ramblings
I got this Brooke Glen before i left for rehab last year....thought i'd share. Have we met before? If not, let me tell you a little about myself. I don't share myself with just anyone. I pick only a chosen few who will appreciate me, and then only if the timing is perfect. I have chosen you. For people like you are very special to me because it is your kind who are receptive to my many talents. You'll be very anxious to know me better, and as soon as we touch, the physical attraction between us soars. We'll continue our encounter with me leading you down a path of pure physical ecstasy. You'll feel no shame at having gone "all the way" on your first date. All you'll feel is exhuberation, and you'll beg for more. At first our attraction will be purely physical, but you must realize that this is a very important phase of our relationship. Be confident that it will grow into something much deeper. I am. As we get to know each other better your interest will become em
Hospital Phone Call
HOSPITAL PHONE CALL Anyone who has ever had a loved one in the hospital will enjoy this: A woman called a local hospital . "Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse." The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and room number?" "Sarah Finkel, room 302." "I'll connect you with the nursing station . "3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?" "I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302." "Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, she is to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at noon." The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic . . that's wonderful ne
Hospitals & Nurses (1)
Hospitals & Nurses (1)March 18, 2002aDICKt I knew that this was a mistake. I let my doctor talk me into taking time out of my way tooooo busy schedule to help with some research. Yes....they were gonna compensate me. But this is so stupid. Wait....take a deep breath. I'm just bent out of shape because I got lost in this maze of doors and hallways. Maybe this is part of the research, and they're watching me on the monitors like a lab rat. The nurse at the info desk had said second door on the right....down the halway through the door on the left....first left, third right...and now. I'd don't know where I'm at. I think I hear an elevator or something, so I try to follow the sound. Hmmmm, now it sound like voices down this corridor. At the end of the corridor, I open the door to hear a moaning. I start to back out until I realize it sounds .... no, it can't be. I've got to look. I know I shouldn't, but it sounds so pleasurable. I move slowly into the room, realizing the sound is
Hospital
will this my first ever blog so i hope i do ok im in the hospital for the 6th time this year and im tired being in here my body hurts so much from this surgery they cut me open and did a rectum removel ill spend at least 2 weeks more in here and ill spend my bday in here as well
Hospital Update
As I promised all who cares and update of our stay here the surgery was without a hitch the place tomorrow we get to ditch Justin does not have HIV afterall the doctor made a wrong call he read the files of another Justin I'm glad now my head can stop spinning. Thank you all for the kind thoughts and now that is all I have got. Thanks friends and family wont be here tomorrow, will be traveling.
Hospital Visit
Ill be gone most of the day, Having a Minor Proceedure today on my back. SO send me your positive thoughts. Im hoping to be home this eraly evening, If I am released from hospital. Blessed Be to all. ~~BW
Hospital Visit Results 10-26-07
Well I spent all afternoon at the hospital, I had a Discogram or Discograph, does not matter cause it SUCKED! Good news is, My fusion is good, and I do not have to have it redone. Bad news is, They found the disc that is the trouble. It's the disc directly Above my fusion. OH JOY! Well, where do I go from here? I dont know. I DO know I have an appointment on Nov 14th for a Nerve block proceedure. But right now, not sure if thats gonna happen. Anyhoo, will keep everyone posted :) Blessed Be. ~~BW
Hospice
After another week in the hospital dad is now home. He was there because the chemo damn near killed him before the cancer could. He had no blood and still has no platelets. He is now on hospice. The chemo can't cure his cancer and continuing it will only give him another month to three months of life and there is no guarantee he will not be sick and miserable. So, since there is no cure he decided he had been through enough....and now we will just see how it goes from day to day. This is when it gets tougher. As a nurse I see this every day but damn it is different when it's my daddy. Talk about a helpless feeling.... Anyway, just updating the friends that keep coming to check on me and keep lifting me up with their prayers, words of encouragement and support. Thanks also to my lifeline, daddyfirefighter...I never would be able to cope without you.
Hospital Stay!
This is the only way I can think of to let my friends know I'll be in the hospital for awhile! They, The Doctors, Want to do something called exploritory on me so might be gone a bit. Not to worry. If you are my friends, I'll be back soon. If your not then I guess this makes no matter anyhow. LOL I'll be missing you while I'm gone so take care of each other and those I love the most will be in my heart and mind! I love you all but there's some that have embeded themselves deep! Hugs and kisses to you all. P.S. Thanks for the chicken soup but I don't think it's going to help in this case. LOL
Hospital Visit
So I just got home from a stay at the hospital. I have to say that I am overall dissatified with my stay. I had to go back to the ER monday because the bite that I had gone if for on Saturday. It had spread further down my leg almost to my ankle, which frankly scared the crap out of me. So I went back, and they started me on several cycles of antibiotics, one of which led to a very bad reaction, or side effect I guess. Beware Vancomyacin. There is a rare side effect called red man, where your body becomes hot and flushed, then starts in with an almost psychotic need to scratch yourself until you're bleeding... This is where my dissatisfation comes in, They let me scratch myself to hell and back leaving rather horrid looking marks all over my tummy, back arms and legs for over 30 minutes before deciding I was having that reaction and giving me Benadryl for the reaction, which THANKFULLY made it stop after about 5 minutes and subsequently I was KTFO. Anywho, so there were a few oth
Hospital
i applied for a job at a mental hospital. they said i need 24 hours experience with a retard, so...uh...i was wondering if u wanted to hang out
Hospital (lyrics)
"Hospital" This feeling never leaves you alone You pull the trigger on your own You're hiding in your safe place Hiding with your eyes shut tightly all the way to the hospital Now will you ever rest your head You end up feeling mostly dead Pretending you're the last one Hiding with your eyes shut tight on the way to the hospital Before I cross my heart and hope to die Take off my mask and leave the lies to the liars Before I cross my eyes I'm gonna give it up Take off my mask and leave the lies to the liars It never used to hurt before it isn't funny anymore Feeling so alone now funny how you wish some way that you'll die at the hospital You're quiet on the car ride home, you're waiting for your head to explode You're hiding in your safe place Hiding with your eyes shut tightly all the way to the hospital Will you look them in the face Could you look me in the face Three cheers you fooled them all Come on now hip hip hooray
Hospital
For those of you wondering where i've been... i spent 7 days in a hospital psych ward following an intentional overdose. i didnt mean to kill myself, although the reality of what i went through shows that i very nearly did. i just wanted a "break" from life. so i'm home, and still waking up at 7 like i did there. trying to do things a little differently so i dont get so overwhelmed. going to have to pick up white chips at all my meetings. talking more about my feelings. and mostly just taking it one day at a time. oh, i'm smoking again. i fully plan to quit as soon as i get a little better stabilized. ok, a lot better stabilized. did ya miss me?
Hospitals......
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I'll be glad to help. dear. What's the name and room number? The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302." The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse, After few minutes that operator returned to the phone and said, "good news. Her nurse has told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine. Her blood work just came back normal and her Physician Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday." The grandmother said, "Thank you. that's wonderful I was so worried! God bless you for the good news." The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma you daughter?" The Grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302, No one tells me shit."
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"Hospital" This feeling never leaves you alone You pull the trigger on your own You're hiding in your safe place Hiding with your eyes shut tightly all the way to the hospital Now will you ever rest your head You end up feeling mostly dead Pretending you're the last one Hiding with your eyes shut tight on the way to the hospital Before I cross my heart and hope to die at all Take off my mask and leave the lies to the liars It never used to hurt before it isn't funny anymore Feeling so alone Funny how you wish some way that you'll die at the hospital You're quiet on the car ride home, you're waiting for your head to explode You're hiding in your safe place Hiding with your eyes shut tightly all the way to the hospital Will you look them in the face Could you look me in the face Three cheers you fooled them all Come on now hip hip hooray
Hospital
i been fighting off what ever i got i was told i have bronchitis if i spelled it right all they gave me was these cold pills that dont do shit and coughing mexs that put me to sleep i been pukeing alot running a faever very hard time to breath and other things that iam not going to list i thought it would stop and it did not so iam going to the er so i wont be on and i may not be on tommro if they keep me
Hospital Appointment
Today I have been given an appointment to attend the Neurophysiology Department at Newcastle General Hospital for my nerve conduction studies. I will be attending on Tuesday 22nd January at 2:30pm. I have been told that the tests will last for around one hour. The EMG tests, study how well muscles and nerves are functioning. Small electric pulses are used to study the nerves, if muscles need to be examined, then a fine needle is used. Hopefully for me these tests will be conclusive and then I can have surgery if this is required. The sooner my life is back to normal and pain free the better.
Hospital Stay
For those of you that didn't know...I had my first hospital stay last Thursday. I had kidney stones again. Not just one, but five. It hurt like hell. I was really sick. I was supposed to have surgery on Friday, but luckily didn't have to. I was released and told to take it easy, with basically no activity. Can't even drive. So I'm off work until Monday. Feeling better, but the pain meds make me extremely loopy. I sleep a lot. Thanks to everyone for their support and well wishes though. All business related requests will be handled soon, but that's why I haven't been reachable. Jen
01-24-08 (hospital)
Sorry for not being able to get you a comment today. I knew that Thursday was going to be sad, being my sister was returning to Vegas ... Turned out even worse than I thought. My oldest sister ended being rushed to the hospital and had to have an emergency pacemaker put in around 6am So we all ended up saying our good-byes to Gena while more worried about my oldest sister Becky NOT saying good-bye to this life! Been chaotic week, but Gena called and made it back home all right -- and Becky's stable. Feels as if someone ripped the proverbial rug from under my feet as I'm exhausted with everything that's happen in the last few days.
Hospitals Suck!!!!
AIGHT, SO I'VE BEEN SICK AS SHIT. THAT'S NOT THE REASON I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL THOUGH. I ENDED UP GOING BACK TO MY BAR LAST NIGHT BECAUSEI MISSED A FEW DAYS AND HAD TO MAKE UP SOME CASH AND BOOK KEEPING. I'M THERE FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS, A DECENT BAND IS PLAYING, LOTS OF GIRLS IN TIGHT FITTING CLOTHING, LOTS OF DRINKS BEING SOLD, BUT THERE WAS ALSO A SHIT LOAD OF UPTIGHT COLLEGE KIDS THERE WITH THIER SLUTTY AS FUCK COCK TEASING GIRLFRIENDS!! NOW I HAVE A DEAL IF IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME AT THE BAR, I'LL BUY YOU YOUR FIRST DRINK. NOW I BOUGHT A COUPLE OF DRINKS FOR THESE GIRLS NAMED LINDSEY AND KASSI, ALL WAS GOOD I SAID CHEERS, THEN WENT BACK TO WORK. NUMB NUTS 1 & 2 THE GIRLS BOYFRIENDS STARTING SCREAMING AT THEM BECAUSE OF ME BUYING THEM A DRINK. I DON'T LOOK LIKE THE OWNER OF A BAR I SUPPOSE, BUT THEN I SAW ONE OF THE NUMB NUTS SMACK A DRINK OUT OF THE CHICK LINDSEYS HAND. THE DRINK ENDED UP BREAKING A MIRROR INSIDE MY BAR, SO I RAN OVER T YELL. I GO TO THE FUCKTARD AND AS I GET TO HIM HE
Hospital Visit 3-12-2008
Ok.. To give the background of what sent me to the hospital today... During Mardi Gras week last year, I spent some time in the Lower 9th ward helping with the revitalization and renewal of an area totally decimated by floods and donating the proceeds of my last movie to the Common Ground Collective to support their continuing work in New Orleans. While I was there, I was exposed to black mold, and black mold spores. When I returned home, it was found the mold had done some damage to my lungs. It took over a month before I was able to completely breath clearly again. Now on to what happened today.... I have been working on the continuing rebuild of my house from damages sustained in a hurricane almost 4 years ago, and finally came to the point of sanding drywall in my bedroom... Note.. Drywall dust will mess with your breathing!... Well, after 2 days of sanding, my lungs closed back up as they had from the mold exposure. I woke up this morning, after numerous coughi
Hospital
Bare with me everyone that has sent messages or anything else. I have been really sick and in the hospital. I trying to play catch-up now.
Hospital
Sorry to say but, Ms. Cleavage was admitted into the hospital yesterday afternoon and is being diagnosed with severe pneumonia. She is now in ICU at the hospital and will undergo some tests on her heart this morning for she is suspected of having congestive heart failure as the primary cause for her pneumonia. Updates will be sent out as warrented. Ms. C's husband
Hospital Stay
our baby was admitted to the hospital on the 1st of this month for weight loss but he has bounced back and now weighs over ten pounds and we are going home tomorrow...yays :D
Hospital Visit
our baby boy is being discharged yays we are going home
Hospitals
it seem like when you go to the hospital they dont care about any one my Mother just past away last week. the nurseing home sent her to the ER cuz she was throwing up blood but the doctor said it was just choclate with out testing her the nurseing home fought with the ER doctor telling him that she has not ate much in the last 2 days but yet the ER doctor forced the nurseing home to take my Mother back to the home and the next day she was not responeingso the nurseing home again sent her back to the ER where she coded 2 times in 24 hours and by friday they said there was nothing they could do for her but they never told us what the cause of death was and I'm trying to fight for my Mother but thank due to our Goverment they have made it hard to fight for justace so think about it the next time you go to the hospital and what the doctors say is it BS or do you think they have any clue or humanity for anyone think about it
Hospital
Hi, Went to the hospital today and had a mamogram and ultra sound and nothing nasty found :) They've advised that it was a cyst and that I have micro cysts which are quite common.... Was a really good service and they've given me an open appointment in case it gets worse, I can just phone them up directly. Anyway, that's the update :) Thanks folks for your support!
Hospital - Take Two!
Arrrgggghhhh, received a letter from the hospital yesterday giving me another appointment! Rang up to find out why as I'd been given the all clear. They look it up and advised that a report was sent off following my ultra sound and mammogram and that maybe I'm being called in to discuss it and that I should attend. Hmmmm, sure nothing to worry about but odd don't you think as they said that I was ok.... Anyway, that's the latest update lol - I go to the hospital late next week.
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For those who care I'm in the hospital. Induction attempt # 1 is happening now.
The Hospital Visit
OK just to let yall know this is goin on myspace and fubar so if its kinda confusing thats why. not alot of ppl on fubar knew this but for a long time i was having trouble with my leg. It started in feb. were the pain was just annoying. as time went on though it got worse. It got to the point were i cried my eyes out it hurt so much to walk, i couldn't press in the mass (the mass was on my upper right thigh which was the problem), i couldn't even touch it without being in terrible pain. My friends helped me out alot but even with their efforts it was gradually getting worse. My boyfriend cody took me to the doc eventually (i really didn't want to go but now im really glad he did) and he didn't know what was wrong. I ended up going to about 3 doctors before they found out what was wrong. The one who did is in dallas fyi lol. but yeah. it ends up i had a englarged vein in my upper right thigh wich was slowly getting worse. and for those who don't realize it the vien(s) were getting al
Hospital Again
When i though everything was going good 4 me all of a sudden i got sick again and was put right back in the hospital. they dont know why i keep getting these virus or whatever it is that gets me sick. im just so freaking tired of being sick and not having any energy to do the things i use to love to do. i cant even play ball with my sons without me getting so tired for the next few days. i just hope 1 day ill be able to do the things that my sons want to do with me on a regular basis. Is this 2 much to ask for?
Hospital Bed Day 4
They moved my room now i am in with a very large, smelly, loud woman who snores.my iv stopped working an hour ago and they have yet to fix it so i am sitting here in extreme pain. i think i may have to start taking #'s and start kicking some ass up in this place. i am body out of what is left of my mind, and i feel more lonely now that i am in a room with someone. the swelling and the hives are starting to go away from yesterday allergic reaction. i should put up pics from that, i looked damn sexy
Hospitals 'infested With Vermin'
Hospitals 'infested with vermin' The cleanliness of most NHS hospitals in England is threatened by frequent invasions of rats, fleas, bedbugs, flies and cockroaches, a report claims. Figures released by the Conservatives show that 70% of NHS Trusts brought in the pest controllers at least 50 times between January 2006 and March 2008. Vermin were found in wards, clinics and even operating theatres. A patients' group said the situation was revolting. But health chiefs played down fears the infestations could lead to disease. The figures were obtained by the Conservatives under the Freedom of Information Act, with every hospital asked to reveal how often pest controllers had visited over the two-year period in question. If these hospitals were restaurants they would be closed down and out of business Patients Association Of those who replied, Nottingham University Hospitals NHS Trust topped the table, with more than 1,000 incidents, and five other trusts pas
Hospital Woes.
Well it happened. I got the phone call this afternoon. For people that read all my blogs. Yup. They are going to operate. On Monday morning @ 7:30am Cubby will be under the knife. For those that know what i'm talking about, the first doctor is doing it. After 5 MRI's they see the swelling has gone down enough to do it safely. Ya, i'm scared shitless. Ya i think i better get drunk tonight. Never in my life have i been this nervous. Hold me. I'll be offline awhile, so if you don't see me, you'll know why. I might take Sunday off of Fubar too, i think i need to spend time with the million cats i own, and friends and family. Back surgery is never an easy to go through, and there are risks. But thank god i don't live in Flordia, i might wake up with an arm chopped off. LOL. PS, if i get one hug i'll delete your ass. Treat me the same as you always do. I'm pretty emotional and don't need Fubar friends feeling sorry for me. DO YOU HEAR ME? For thos that read this after Monday, see
Hospital Regulations
Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman--already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet--who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him. "I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."
Hospital
sugar and caffeine is in hospital had surgery this morning hernia and hole in stomach they also took out his gall bladder leave him love he will be in hospital for at least 5 days. hurricaine will be where i am sometimes tomorrow could not get any of my kids out so hunkered down till its over. Be safe take care and catch you when i can we expect power outages and god knows what else
Hospitals,hurricanes, And Headaches..oh..my...
Where to begin. Stomach, yes...that's always a good place to start. Last week I was rushed to the ER again with my stomach condition, and got admitted..finally. So there I am in my room thinking "finally this will get taken care of" hahaha...stupid me. I ended up laying there for 3 days pumping morphine every 15 minutes trying to keep my pain at a minimum. After doing all of these scans,tests and blood work everything checks out normal...great. So the Gastro-internal doctor comes in and explains to me how we may need to continue with an endoscope (which I was hoping for),a colonoscopy, or an exploratory surgery...which I would be more than happy to do because I can't live like this forever. I'm laying there and I am told that I will be evacuated to San Antonio due to hurricane IKE coming inland. The local towns and hospitals were all under a mandatory evacuation. After the paper is signed another doctor comes in and says that the gastro guy doesn't think I'm severe enough to RIS
Hospital
On the 11/11/08. I left work early and went tp the ER because I was having a MAJOR anxiety attack that wouldnt go away. Anyways, long story short...I was admitted for 3 days. My EKG readings didnt look right and they wanted to do more tests. I have a bad heart. My heart is enlarged and is round, instead of foot-ball shaped and is working at about 75%-80% of how it should. The Cardiologist was amazed I don't have chest pain! Anyways, on top of all my life stress that is going on, my heart is damaged and in bad shape. Pray for me, and if anything major should happen, I will make sure I will have somebody notify you all...
Hospital
WELL TONIGHT I WENT TO THE HOSPITAL CUZ I WAS IN ALOT OF PAIN....I HAVE BEEN GETTING SHOTS IN MY BACK TO HELP EASE THE PAIN....WELL MONDAY I GOT A SHOT ON MY NERVE ENDINGS COMING OUT OF MY SPINE AND THE SHOT DIDN'T HELP AT ALL....MY LEGS FEEL REALLY TIGHT AND HURT REALLY BAD....WELL IT LOOKS LIKE I JUST MIGHT CONSIDER THE SURGERY AFTER ALL IF THE SHOTS ARENT GOING TO HELP ME.
Hospital Visit
Ladies, and Gents. On December 5th of this year, I broke my foot in five places. I was just walking around the house, and I heard a snap, my knee buckled, and fat man hit the floor. I honestly thought I'd broken my tib or fib by the way it sounded. When I looked down, holy hell, my foot was like the size of a soft ball and a half. After the shock wore off, I called dad, and he called the Ambo and they took me to the hospital. On the way to the hospital I was in so much pain. I was screaming, and cussing. The paramedic gave me 50mg of Demorol, and then another 25mg. They had to cut me out of my socks, boxers and such. I laid in the ER while they were trying to figure out what to do, they gave me something, and boom I was out. I don't remember a damn thing. Mom and dad said I was very combative, and I have no idea. I remember laying in the ER, and that was it. I woke up in another room, and my family was there. I still hurt like a son of a bitch, but they hooked me
Hospital For The Holidays
So for those of you who do not yet know, I have Lupus. Hence the Lupus Awareness stuff in my stash. Due to it's having wreaked havoc on my lungs, I was actually on life support not so long ago and am currently in the hospital. So if you thought you had a bad day because your Aunt Gertrude insisted on pinching your cheeks or you didn't get everything you wanted, just remember it could be worse. I have spent my last two birthdays and Yules in the hospital. Both times alone. I have another 2 months roughly before I am done with my physical therapy to build my strength back up. So when you are having a bad day, come talk to me. Maybe I can commiserate.
Hospital Crap
All went ok was pretty sick up until sunday left hospital alot of sleep so thank u for all the well wishes you are all so sweet ill be on from time to time depending on how i feel thank you xoxoxox
Hospital
I've had many people in the last few days wonder why I was in the hospital, I don't know how some of you found out, but I wanted to let it be known that I am ok, last thursday was a little rocky, but I was taken care of as soon as I entered the emergency room and was feeling better just a few hours later, no worries. Thanks to those who were so worried (Ron, thank you!) Anyway, I'm alive, it was no big deal -smile- I hope everyone had a great weekend!
Hospital
We're at the hospital. We'll be here a while. She seems to have a case of spontaneous pneumonia. Her right lung is full of fluid and its putting pressure on 7 of her ribs. Shes on a breathing machine now with full oxygen pumping. Shes doing better then yesterday, but working really hard to breath. We're at a hospital we've never been at. Its not bad at all. I've got my own little tv/computer that hangs off the ceiling, hince why I'm able to get on the internets. I'll be on off and on since there isn't anything I can do here. My trip with Jeff has been post poned, obviously. We're shooting for Tuesday. If she keeps getting better, its highly likely. Our dog was also hit by a car. Well, Jeff's dog technically. He had his skull crushed. He managed to survive. They took him to the vet and it was decided to put him down because they were pretty sure if they operated, he still wouldn't survive. Kind of goes along with the skull crushing. It has not been my day. I've got a friend that might b
Hospital Again
Pneumonia and RSV. Should be out sometime next week. Planning to see Jeff next Saturday. I miss him. Autumn is doing better. I can take my PS3 to the hospital. They have wifi. 3 hour drive to get there and home. Home for the moment. I'm sick as fuck too. Pneumonia as well. Shes progressing well.
Hospital Again, Again.
Weaning her off the breathing machine today, hopefully. She played with her poop this morning. Playing with her normal toys as well. In a decent mood most of the time. Doctor says she sounds clear. I'm still very, very sick. My biggest complaint is not having chap stick. PS3 is working in the hospital. Can play online. My ears are itchy on the inside. I hate that. Left my lights on in my car. Car died. Rear break drum exploded on my other car. Both managed to get fixed yesterday, at least. I'm so broke right now it hurts.
Hospital Update
Chelsea had her surgery tonight, and is doing just great. She had to wait all day long without eating anything because she wasn't an emergency case and they finally took her in after 7. It wasn't long and she was done, the surgeon said it went perfectly. He said the stone was never going to move on its own so it was a good thing they did surgery. He said they were able to go in and grab it without any trouble at all, they got it whole and didn't have to do anything else. They'll analyze the stone but he said it's likely just from her not drinking enough water, which is what we'd figured. So all's good with her, she'll be home tomorrow. They took my friend off the oxygen today because she didn't need it anymore, but she's still in the enhanced care unit. She may be in the hospital for a couple more weeks even, but at least she's healing and getting stronger. She was a bit feistier today so I think she's starting to feel better. Once we get Chelsea home tomorrow I'm heading o
Hospital
yesterday i was in the hospital for the past 3 days my left side was hurting badly and yesterday i started puking my brains out i went to the hospital i was born at stay there for 3 hours i never got seen at all so i left and went to Tempe saint lukes i got in right away they give me something so i would not puke no more my back and sides hurt so much because of that so i wont be on fubar for a while they told me i have 2 kidney stones one of them is 4 and the other is 6 i cant wait for this to be over with
Hospital..
So 2009 ain't turning out that good for me.. I spent most of Saturday night in the hospital && going back again tomorrow.. I mean it's so weird how much we take for granted.. so now I'm scared as hell.. because LIFE as I know it.. can dramatically change.. I gotta go back tomorrow morning for an ultrasound.. but since I took the prescribed medication.. I can't sleep.. stress && being nervous can also be the factor :(:(:(
Hospital
when i went out to dinner i forgot to bring my meds and i had a kidney stone attack iam so lucky when i do puke i puke only body acid but after doing so it really took its toll on me i had to leave and go to the er and once i got there i got treated pretty badly by the triage nurse the man was a prick and here iam sicker then a dog and very weak could not even carry my self that well and grabing my left hip when i told him he needs to stop being a jerk to me then he got all butt hurt and told everyone i called him a jerk and said he was done and going to take piss so another nurse had to help me and she was nice in fact everyone but that asshole was my appointment is on the may14 when there going to shake the living shit right out of me and hopeing to break the stones since its a 8mm well i have to go cant let this stop me iam going to walmart to get a few things leave me love and comments and i well rutn the love thank you
Hospitals Blow Chunks!
Okay well, I am finally home after a 3 day vacation in the hospital. Fun, fun! Alot of friends have been leaving me messages askin what happened and I figured this would be the best way to let everyone know without haveing to re-type everything over and over. I'm tired... This past Sunday evening I started feeling.. icky. I woke up at my usual time Monday morning sick as hell, throwing up , freezing, burning up with fever. Naturally I assumed I'd caught some nasty virus and that it would pass. I continued to throw up /dry heave ( yeah I know. nasty ) all day Monday, all night and by Tuesday morning, I knew something wasn't right. Christian took me in to the Emergency Room where I continued to throw up. I'd been trying to drink water and gatorade to keep from dehydrating... hmm.. it didn't work. They got me in for a CAT scan and an upper and lower GI . I sat for a couple of hours waiting for the tests to be read and all. Finally they informed me that I had some form of
Hospitals
Hospitals Hospitals really bother us a lot. We are exposed to them at many levels in our own lives and through media and entertainment. Whether you are the patient or the visitor, no one wants to be there. Yet to dream of a hospital is not uncommon. As often as not, hospital dreams have little to do with sickness. However, in many hospital dreams, we have good reason to be there. They break down into dreams involving the emergency room, general care, intensive care, being unable to leave, and receiving nonsensical treatment in them. Emergency room dreams have more to do with the well-being of significant persons and relationships than the emergency room itself. Many times, people involved in emergency room dreams are worried (excessively) about the people coming to see them or the person they are going to see in the hospital. General care dreams reflect our sense of needing or being needed by others. Differentiated from the above dream, general care dreams do not reflect a crisi
Hospitals
Well we have been through it all chemo bloodclots intense pain and many hospitals but she is back in now with yet another bloodclot in her legs so...it starts again.
Hospital
Update on Phils condition in hospital. He took a tumble down some stairs suffered a mild concussion along with a gran mall siezure he is expected to be released by friday. He asks that everyone love him up and he will return all those who have left comments or PMs, He will be doing a godmode to show his thanks to friends and family. Thank You A family member
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Update on Phil's condition He took a fall down a set of stairs recieving a mild concussion along with a granmal siezure. he should be released on friday. He says all rates will be returned from comments and from PMs. Please show him lots of love, he will be doing a godmode to show thanks to friends and family. Family friend
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Update.......They have removed some of the wires and hoses from him they are now running tests to make sure he is able to function with no assistance, and to make sure that he does not have any swelling or clots in the brain. They are also checking his memory long and short term. He remembers things with a reminder otherwise he does not remember anything right now, they are trying to find out why he is still expected to be out by weekend. Phil is recovering fast they just want to make sure he is working to full mental capacity.
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BEEN HOME FOR 3 WEEKS ALL IS GOOD LOVE TO ALL THOSE WHO SHOWED LOVE WHILE I WAS AWAY :)
Hospital Avoid Them Like The Plague! Er Hum!
Hello friends, rather than keep repeating myself, I thought I'd try my 1st Blog. I am quite severely disabled with 2 forms of arthritis plus I have an injury from a pothole accident. my lower front pelvis is caving inwards. I cant be fixed because of crumbling spine. Right amongst other drugs I have to take I have to give myself weekly injections, to stop further bone damage. But these injections mean I have no immune system. It started with a toothache, overnight an apsis formed. The next day my right side of face swelled up, by evening was double the size, hence had to go to accident and emergency at hospital where they pumped me full of anti biotics via a drip. I was being poisened as my white blood cell count was sky high, I had got seriously ill as poison seeped through stomach lining. Sowas in hospital 2 days, I refused to stay any longer wanted to recuperate at home. So am on the mend...Thank God! Do you know I had more pricks in 5yrs than I had in those to days...flippin arms a
Hospital And Had A Second Ct Scan
TORONTO -- The post-Olympic hangover lasted a long time for Kevin Martins curling rink. Eric Decker Womens Jersey . The team was drained after criss-crossing the country for speaking engagements and events in the year after winning gold at the Vancouver Games. After such a glorious high it was difficult to get the edge back last season, especially playing a reduced schedule. Martins team trained hard over the summer and is back in form this season, playing with a renewed focus and intensity. "You can see theres energy again," Martin said Monday. "There was very little energy last year. We were just a bunch of burnt-out guys." The Edmonton skip won Olympic gold with Ben Hebert, Marc Kennedy and John Morris. The rink took parts of last season off to recharge and is off to a solid start this season at 12-2. "This year you can tell that everybody -- in their eyes -- theyre enjoying it, getting on the ice and playing," Martin said. The veteran skip made a promotional stop at an east-end cur
Hospital
This is the deal for those that have been asking about my health... I went into the hospital to have an Angiogram October 31st (last month) They found two blockages in my right and left main arteries in my heart...(what a shocker) They said that both arteries were blocked 90% and that I needed to have a triple bypass (open heart surgery) Blew me away....So I will be having my surgery Monday the 4th...I have my laptop with me now, but not sure how much I will be on...I'm sure I won't be on Monday and possibley Tuesday.... Thank you to all that have showen me their love while I have been in the hospital...I miss you all.... Please just bare with me...I'll be back as soon as I can.... Loves and hugs to you all Linda
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Host A Sensual Home Party
HERE'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU HOST A PARTY! 1. HOSTESS THANK YOU GIFT! Your's, absolutely FREE, just for having a party at your home, salon, or resturant. For the Summer of 2006, you will receive the Crystal Kit or Fun in the Tub. 2. GET 15% Shopping Credit on ALL Party Sales! That means you get a $15 shopping credit for every $100 spent at your party! The more your guests buy the more credit you earn. For instance, if you net party sales are $500, you get $75 of Shopping credit. (Minimum $200 net party sales required to receive your 15 hopping Credit; party sales are determined by adding up all your guest purchases excluding your personal order, all sales tax, and postage & handling. 3. Super Hostess Thank You Gift! When your party net sales hit $500 or more, you choose any ONE item from our Menu (up to $50 retail value), FREE! This is in addition to your regular Thank You Gift and Shopping Credits! And that's not all! 4. Receive a $25 Fantasia Gift Certificate! When futur
The Hostages
Dan Rather, Peter Jennings, Cokie Roberts, and a tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were all captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request before they were beheaded . Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan; so I'd like one last bowlful of hot spicy chili." The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chili. Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die content." Peter Jennings said, "I am Canadian, so I'd like to hear the song "O Canada" one last time." The leader nodded to a terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag Musicians and played the anthem. Jennings sighed and declared he could now die peacefully. Cokie Roberts said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end." The leader directed
Hostile Enviroment
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Hostile
I was called hostile today — Wednesday, January 24, 2007 So, the person at dws said something about haveing security escort me out today. All I did was ask if she could possibly talk to us downstairs, cuz we couldn't go upstairs since we had a little girl with us. " My appointment is with AMANDA! not with you " is what she said. And asking her if she could just talk to us downstairs cuz we couldn't go upstairs somehow made her feel scare? threatened? she couldn't take the thought of going downstairs while I was in the building or something. Later on she said I was hostile and if I was like that again, then she would make it so I wasn't allowed to come in the building. Uh, she yelled at me while she was talking to me. And I'm somehow the hostile person. Ok, so in my last blog I did talk about starting a war, but this is still insane. I hadn't yet begun to get hostile, I didn't even have the chance if I really planned on it. Hostility, as she is saying I was, i
The Host Of This Contest Is A Good Friend On Mine Yall Check It Out !!!!!
ARE YOU BORED & LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO DO? WANNA BOOST YOUR LEVEL & WIN PRIZES TO DO IT? THEN HERE'S THE CONTEST JUST FOR YOU!! 20 PEOPLE BATTLING IT OUT FOR 10,000 COMMENTS & THE HIGHEST RATINGS THIS CONTEST WILL BE BASED ON 2 THINGS ALONE!! !!BOMB AMOUNT & RATINGS AMOUNT!! SO THAT'S AN OVERALL OF 6 WINNERS IN THIS CONTEST!! THAT'S A 1ST, 2ND & 3RD FOR BOMB AMOUNT & RATINGS AMOUNT!! PRIZES ARE AS FOLLOWS: BOTH 1ST PLACES: 20,000 CHERRY BUCKS + PERSONALIZED SKIN OF CHOICE BOTH 2ND PLACES: 10,000 CHERRY BUCKS + TAG OF CHOICE BOTH 3RD PLACES: 5000 CHERRY BUCKS + MORPH RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS: YOU MUST REACH 10,000 COMMENTS TO END THIS CONTEST!! SELF BOMBING IS ALLOWED!! NO DRAMA, IF I SEE DRAMA OR BITCHING YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED!! ALL PICS ARE WELCOMED EXCEPT NSFW PICS..NO NSFW PICS FOLKS THIS CONTEST WILL BEGIN WHEN I GET 20 ENTRIES..PLEASE JUST PRIVATE MESSAGE ME TELLING ME YOU WANNA ENTER, SEND ME THE LINK TO THE PIC YOU WANNA ENTER AND I'LL GET
Hostage
Hostage A whispered knocking at my heart A rhythmic tapping since the start A lonesome soul that cries for more And there you stand outside the door. You will not talk, or sing, or dance You can not stand to take the chance You will not touch to mesh or hold You will not feel the rose unfold. The constant pain inside my head The sheets unwarmed upon my bed The days and nights becoming years The toll of truth becoming tears. You will not stay, nor will you go Pull me to, nor toss me fro Be together or be apart You hold me hostage by the heart. A whispered knocking at my door A rhythmic tapping needing more A lonesome soul that begs to be A patient prisoner set free. ~Andi~
Hostage
Darkness overcomes me I've been given such a fright I feel so helpless Can't see the light. I don't know where to turn Just haven't got a clue Someone help me please Just tell me what to do! I take a look around The sky is shades of gray My heart is pumping fast As I fall down and pray. I'm kneeling by a river Water cascading free The moon hangs low Why'd this happen to me? My whole body is shaking My breaths are coming in short gasps My vision is slowly dimming Death is approaching fast. Tears escape my eyes Hiccups escape my throat Everything seems distorted I think I'm about to choke. As I glance down at my shivering body I notice my clothes are ripped and torn There are bloodstains everywhere Clothes fairly new now look old and worn. My mind flashes back to that terrible night When I was dragged away screaming from what I knew How the hell could you do this to me? I've been told so many lies I don't even know what's true. I remember y
Hosting Sexiest Smile
I am Hosting a contest I want to have a Sexiest Smile Contest. If you are interested send me a link to the pic you would like to use via Private Message. The contest will run for one week... It will start on Wednesday Feb. 14 at 8pm central time. and end Wed. Feb 21st. 1st Place 25,000 cherry bux worth of prizes 2nd Place 10,000 cherry bux worth of prizes 3rd Place 5,000 cherry bux worth of prizes PRIZES ARE SUBJECT TO GO UP IN VALUE DEPENDING ON HOW WELL CONTEST GOES It will be based on comments....
Hosting My First Contest
Hey everyone. HOT SEXY FUN Lounge is looking for a name change and we thought it would be kinda fun to make a contest out of it. So here is how it will work. To Enter the contest Think up a cool name and make up a picture for itand submit them to me. The contest will open when i have 8 entries. once the contest starts it will run for 7 days. *DJ~ToKeN~HSF~Co-Owner~H&S Family~CTAF Squad 2 - #7~Pastor*@ CherryTAP PRIZES 1st will win a 3 day Blast 2nd and 3rd place prizes will be picked at a later date depending on how well the contest go's. Please feel free to check out the lounge and get a feel for it if it will help you come up with some ideas. NICE AND NAUGHTY RADIO... COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM Live Dj's .:NICE AND NAUGHTY RADIO:.
Hosting A Contest
OK all, I'm going to host my 1st contest. This contest is going to be for the sexiest cherry here on CT. The winner of the contest gets a cherry blast from me. Everyone who enters will get a gift from me. I need at least 10 people to enter. If I have 50 people enter the contest then 1st and 2nd place will get a blast. If 75 people enter then 1st, 2nd, AND 3rd place will get blasts from me. The pic that is entered cannot be NSFW but anything else goes. Give me your sexiest pic. The contest will start Sunday March 4th 12:01am EST and end Saturday March 17th 11:59pm EST Each pic rating is worth 4 pts no matter if the pic is rated a 1 or a 10. Each comment is worth 1 pt. You can comment your own pic and you can comment as much as you want so comment bome like crazy :) The person with the most pts at the end of 2 weeks wins. The contest is open to both guys and girls, so just send me a message and let me know which pic you want to use.
Hostages
murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was on the run. He broke into a house and tied up the young couple he found in the bedroom; the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife to the bed. The helpless husband watched him get on the bed, straddle his wife and start to nuzzle her neck. His wife started to move her head violently, at which the man got up and left the room. The husband squirmed the chair across the room to his young wife and hissed, "Darling, I saw him kissing you. He probably hasn't seen a woman in years. Please cooperate. If he wants to have sex, just go along with it and even pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives may depend on it!" "Darling," the wife said, spitting out her gag. "I'm so relieved you feel that way. He wasn't kissing me, he was whispering to me. He told me he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the
Hosting My 1st Contest****best Spring Tag******
Ok all tag makers this contest will start on Thurs. March 22 @ 5:30 est.... I need at least 15 Spring tags... NO MORPHS.. All tags must be made by the person entering it. This will be a 3 part contest with the winner being pick by judges...All Tag must be in by Thurs March 22 & 12 noon est....All rules and more will be out in a few days... PLEASE SEND ME THE LINK TO YOU TAG SO I CAN RIP THEM http://cherrytap.com/user/241913#
Hosting A Party
1. $3 for every party that is booked with sales of $250+ (You will recieve the credit after the party holds) 2. $2 for every outside order you get 3. $1 for every person who orders at your party 4. 10% of all the party totals 5. $10 for every recruit from your guest list (You will recieve the credit after their kit is shipped out) 6. Free Basic Instinct or a bag of goodies ($26)
Hosting Another Contest
OK all, I'm going to host another contest. This contest is going to be for the best chest here on CT. The winner of the contest gets a cherry blast from me. Everyone who enters will get a gift from me. I need at least 10 people to enter. If I have 50 people enter the contest then 1st and 2nd place will get a blast. If 75 people enter then 1st, 2nd, AND 3rd place will get blasts from me. If 100 people enter then 1st - 4th will get blasts. The pic that is entered cannot be NSFW but anything else goes. Give me your best chest pic. The contest will start Sunday Apirl 1st 12:01am EST and end Saturday April 14th 11:59pm EST Each pic rating is worth 4 pts no matter if the pic is rated a 1 or a 10. Each comment is worth 1 pt. You can comment your own pic and you can comment as much as you want so comment bome like crazy :) The person with the most pts at the end of 2 weeks wins. The contest is open to both guys and girls, so just send me a message and let me know which pic you
Hosting My First Contest.. Taking Entries For Prettiest Eyes..
PRETTIEST EYES CONTEST!!! I WILL BE TAKING ENTRIES UNTIL I GET AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE, MEN AND WOMEN CAN BE IN THE CONTEST.. (No NSFW!) 1ST PLACE GETS A YACHT!!!! 2ND PLACE GETS A PORSCHE!!!! 3RD, PLACE GETS A TROPICAL VACATION!!!! AS SOON AS I GET 10 PEOPLE TO JOIN IT WILL START.. IT WILL LAST A WEEK FROM THE DAY IT STARTS, AND COMMENT BOMBING AND BOMBING YOURSELF IS ALLOWED.. IF THERE IS A TIE THEN RATES WILL COUNT!! Contact me for all the info! Thanks! Hott and Horny!
Hosting A Give-away?
IF YOUR HOSTING A GIVE-AWAY PLEASE POST YOUR INFORMATION HERE... WHAT THE PRIZE IS AND HOW LONG THEY HAVE TO COMPLETE THE GOAL... THANK YOU AND HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!!
Hostel 2
Hostel Ii
Total waste of time I can never get back. =(
Host A Passion Party And You Could Win A Trip To Las Vegas!
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Hosting A Huge Myspace Debate
Every now and then, I will post a blog on Myspace just to get people's blood pumping. It's a lot of fun but it's for those who really enjoy a good debate, like to voice their own opinions or just like to see what everyone else thinks....so, come join us..oh and yeah, since you'll be there...you can add me to your myspace list too =) Just click the question mark to get started...I'll see you there. Click Here To Do The Damn Thang!!!!
Host A Passion Party!!
Have a blast with your friends, in the privacy of your own home. When you decide to host a Passion Party with me, you'll be on your way to providing your friends with a truly fun and exciting experience, while you get rewarded with FREE GIFTS and CASH DISCOUNTS just for hosting! As your consultant, I will make every effort to ensure that you are the hostess of the best party possible. Together, we will introduce and educate your guests on the many ways these Passion Products can help to enhance or improve their relationships. Passion Parties will introduce your guests to a full range of products - from mild to WILD, so there will be something for everyone on your guest list. You supply the place and the guests and leave the presenting to me! Contact me now for a hostess packet, it's free and there is no obligation. The packet is filled with lots of information as well as tips and guidelines for hosting a very successful party.
Hosting
Hello My name is Larry Anderson and I have a hosting website that I started with 4 of my closest friends Peggy Chad Trona Norman If you are interested or thinking of getting a domain with YOUR name on it, consider Targeted Web Systems http://www.targetedwebsystems.com Whether you are just starting out or a big business, we have the plan that you want and need, which I have outlined below but for further information you can check it out at http://www.targetedwebsystems.com or contact one of us through the contact page on the website Thank you for reading this and considering a website through us Larry Anderson 1st V.P. Targeted Web Systems STANDARD PLAN 10 pop3 email accounts 5000 MB space 10 Gigabytes file transfer 24/7 access to your account Unlimited FTP accounts Web based email Control Panel Free shopping cart Many more pre-configured scripts unlimited mailing lists free auto responders Detai
Hosting My Own!!
V.I.P. Giveaway... Most Comments wins prizes as follows. First place will get a one month VIP Second will get a Mansion Third a Yacht Everyone that gets at least 500 comments will get a platinum cherry. And everyone that enters will get a trophy. Rules...
Hosting New Contest!!
Im tired of waiting forever to godmother so Im having a contest! Fubar RACE TO 35,000 COMMENTS! Prizes are as follows.... 1st Prize One Month Blast or 3 month VIP! YOUR CHOICE! 2nd Prize 1 week Blast or 1 MONTH vip or 4 ticker messages!YOUR CHOICE! 3rd Prize 3 day Blast or 100,000 Fubucks worth of gifts from gift shop! All entries with at least 2,000 comments will get a platinum cherry(or other 10,000 FuBuck prize combo) All prizes will be awarded during a happy hours only This contest will start as soon as I have a minimum of 15 entries and end when first three cross finish line.May seem like a lot of comments for the second and third prize but this way you dont get close and get nothing.It will end whenever 35,000 comments are reached first! CONTEST RULES! 1. Pic must be SFW! If there is any question DONT send it! Trust me I get flagged every day for crap that isnt even close so use good judgement! 2.This IS a comment bombing contest
Hostage!!
I didnt wanna write a mumm about this so i will just write a blog.. i dont know if its just me but i cant stand some people on this site..they really think they are the shit..they have pics and hold them hostage like u can only see this folder if you get me a vip..or u can only see this if u get me a blast..is seein someones pics really worth spending your hard earned money on...I THINK NOT...to all u people who do that..u can keep ur damn pics..i really think that shit is really sad..how about you spend ur own hard earned money on gettin ur own shit instead of begging others...ok now that i've vented i'm fine..lol..and if i pissed you off wit my blog..guess what?? I REALLY DONT GIVE A SHIT..LOL..PEACE!!
Hostel 2
Janeans Movie Reviews Hostel Part 2 Presenter: Quintin Tarantino Directed and Written By: Eli Roth Actors: Lauren German, (from The Texas chainsaw massacre, Bijou Phillips, Bully), and Heather Matarazzo (from Welcome To The Dollhouse) Nene rated it : 10 Basically like the first hostel. Young college students from the U.S. are backpacking through Europe and get lured to a hostel in Slovakia by a beautiful woman. The difference is this time its beautiful, rich young women who get lured. Rich business men bid on the right to come torture and kill these victims. This film spends a lot more time on characterizations, where the first one didnt. you actually get to know the characters both victims and killers and see why they are all doing what they are doing. You actually feel sorry for the girls as they get tortured and killed because you get to know them a little. Of course, you never feel sorry for the bad guys, but you come to more understanding of why some of them want to
Host A Passion Party!!
Looking for ladies that would love to host the ultimate girls night in! Invite all your girlfriends and have a wonderful night talking about our favorite thing...SEX!!! Great for girls night, bachlorette party, bridal showers, holiday party, etc.!!! Everyone in attendance must be 18 and older! Great hostess incentives! By Hostessing a Party, you earn 10% of the party total (must be $350 or more in total sales to qualify)in free product while giving you and your friends a fun and educational get together, and click Host a Party to request your free information packet! Also receive a Ho Ho Hostess Special!! Everyone in attendance must be 18 and older!! View more information at my website, click on the "Host a party" tab and fill out your information there. I will contact you as soon as possible! Have a wonderful night! http://www.gatelypassion.yourpassionconsultant.com
Hostage Drama At Clinton Office
Hostage drama at Clinton office Police have surrounded Hillary Clinton's campaign office in the city of Rochester, New Hampshire, after a man seized a number of hostages. Reports say four people have been freed, but it is unclear if there are other hostages still in the building. Police have evacuated the area and there have been no reported casualties, although the man claimed to have a bomb strapped to his chest. Mrs Clinton is at a Virginia party event and has had no part in the siege. Media reports said she cancelled a speech she was just about to make as news of the hostage crisis broke. 'Resources available' Police sent a tactical bomb unit and hostage negotiators to the scene. "The area is stabilised, we have resources available to us to handle the situation effectively and safely," said Rochester police department spokesman Capt Paul Callaghan. Hillary Clinton is not caught up in the hostage drama The man first released a mother and her
H O S T I L I T Y
As I Sit Here & Wonder Not One Word To Say All These Thoughts Bouncing In Every Way Anger Builds Up Inside Me Tears Running Down My Face Trying Each & Every Possiblity Making Sure Every Point Is Made For FEAR It Will Overcome ME, MY LIFE, MY SOUL, MY TRACE...... written by BUTTERFLYBOMB December 11, 2007 10:30 p.m.
Host A Toy Party!!!
I am romance enrichment specialist fro Temptations Parties. I just wanted to introduce myself to you. I am also including some information you may find helpful. The incentives of you hosting a party and what to expect of your party. I look forward to hearing from you. I will contact you by phone in a couple days. Host a Romance Enrichment Party and you will earn: 10% of your party's purchases in free products! When Party Sales Reach these levels, you get: $750-$999, $30 Bonus! $1000-$1499, $50 Bonus! $1500-$1999, $70 Bonus! 10 Purchasing Guests, you get 1 item at 50% off 15 Purchasing Guests, you get 2 items at 50% off 20 Purchasing Guests, you get 3 items at 50% off $20 for each booking, to be redeemed when the party holds! Gather $100 in outside orders and receive a free gift! Additional Customer Incentives: You will receive $20.00 in free products for everyone who books and holds a qualifying* party when they mention your name! No place to host a party?
Hosting An Auction
I am hosting an auction beginning the 21st of March and running for one week.I would like at least 10 entries. There will be a 25,000 fubucks entry fee but the minimum bid will be 50,000 so you will earn that fee back. Auction Details: *No Drama will be tolerated either from the bidders or those up for auction. If drama is involved you will be pulled from the auction. *Cash bids will override any FuBucks bids. *Auction will run from March 21st at Noon EST until March 28th at Noon EST. *There is a $25,000 FuBuck Entry Fee. *Minimum Bids will begin at $50,000 FuBucks. *If someone decides not to pay up and they have the winning bid, the winning bid will then go to the next closest bid. *Those up for auction have the right to refuse any bids. If interested send me a private message with your picture and what you will be offering. *Here are a few things people offer to do for their "owners"... *Owned by ____ in name for ___time *Add to to
Hosting A Contest- Sexiest Submissive Or Master
HEY GUYS THERES A KICKASS CONTEST GONNA BE GOING ON. THE CONTEST STARTS MARCH 26TH AND ENDS ON APRIL 9TH THE PRIZES ARE.. WINNER GETS A 3 DAY BLAST 2ND PLACE IS A 1 DAY BLAST 3RD PLACE IS A DIAMOND JEWLERY SET OR A YACHT FROM THE BIG PIMPIN GIFTS PLEASE CONTACT ~Christina~Hunter's R/L Juggalette~Pitbull Mafia@ fubar THIS IS BROUGHT TO YOU FROM Cassie♥HeadPromoter@MysticMayhem@ fubar
Hosting An Auction
hi everyone, I've been asked to host an auction, so after a couple of days of planning and discussions (and before we saw any others similar LOL), I've decided to host the guys side of an auction and Michelle is going to host the ladies side of the auction on her page. Her link ... ♥ MishNumber1 ♥ Entry fee is just 15K fubucks, thats right, just 15K, not 50K or 100K other people charge for auctions LOL. Lady entries must send your fee, pic and offer to Michelle at the above link. Males must send your fee, pic and offer to me ASAP Please rate fan and add both of the hostesses when you enter if you haven't already, this is a join fun auction, thank you. Auctions are a great way to make some new friends and have some fun. BONUS - The male with the most rates at the end of the auction will receive 30K fubucks off me and female receives 30K off Michelle. Here are our rules ... PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU BID AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT THEM BEFORE THEY
Hosting My First Contest
Hello everybody! I have thought about hosting a contest for a while now. I have never hosted a contest before but thought it was time to give it a try. You can enter any picture you want to in the contest as long as it is SFW. I would like to start the contest around the 14th of April but will start as soon as I get at least 10 people in it (which ever comes first). This contest will run for two weeks from the start date. So I will post a bulletin/blog later with the exact start/finish dates. This is a comment bombing contest so most comments wins 1st place and 2nd most wins 2nd place and so on. The prizes are as follows.... *1st Place= Choice of either a 30 Day Blast or 3 Month VIP (30,000 Comments Minimum) *2nd Place= Choice of either a 7 Day Blast or 1 Month VIP (20,000 Comments Minimum) *3rd Place = A 3 Day Blast (7,500 Comments Minimum) *4th Place = A 1 Day Blast (5,000 Comments Minimum) *There is also a special Fu Cash prize for the contestant with the most ra
Hosting A Contest
I am not sure how to make my bulletins, blogs, stash items all blitzy and sparkly..... but I wanted to let it be known that I am going to host a contest. I have not yet decided the prizes but I will award a first, second and third place prize. I think the contest will be something like 'First person to 20,000 comments' or something of that nature. If you are interested or if you have any suggestions or questions please send me a private message. Thanks so much - Jamie
Hosting A Contest
...for a one month VIP. I know it's only one month, but this is my first contest I'm hosting so I'm just seeing how it turns out. Runners up will receive gifts as well, thinking about bling packs. It's for a Sexiest Man on Fubar salute pic contest. Yep, that's right DMAN, I'm borrowing your idea. lol. Anything that shows off your sexiness and is a salute for yours truely. This will not be based on my opinion. This will be based on how many comments you happen to have. But my opinion will decide who's in the contest. So submit your pics to me and I'll announce when the contest is gonna begin and end. Get to work boys!
Hosting All Male Auction!!
We are hosting an all male auction. Entry fee will be 50,000 fu-bucks!! All I need is for any male fubarian that is interested to send a private message with a link to the pic you are wanting to use and a list of what you are willing to offer. You will get your 50,000 back because opening bids will be 50,000 fubucks. So if you think you are the hottest male and that women want to buy you then prove it and join our auction!! BBW_Bombers Family Home Page@ fubar
Hosting My Second Auction!
Hey everyone I am hosting my second auction since the first one was so much fun!! If you want to be in the auction I will need you to send me a private message with a link to the picture you want me to use as your auction picture, and I will also need your offer for whoever may bid on you. I am also charging a 25K entry fee that you will need to pay before you join the contest. The opening bids will be 50K fubucks so you will get it back as long as someone bids on you. The person bidding on you may bid with fubucks or cash prizes such as VIP/blasts/or even a HH!! So think of some good offers. Some common ones are: -Rate all stash/pics during a HH -Add to Family/Top Friends -Add to Yahoo -Personal Salutes You do what ever you want to do!! Once I get 10 people then it will open and be open for one week!!
Hostage To Fortune
These are not the sacred sands of Aragon This is not Napoleon's border town Nor is it the divine blood of Prometheus These are not the waning stars of the galactic steed Or the sacrifice of colonies embedded in palms need The knights hosting midnight skirmishes agree The two closest comrades we confided in Chose the path of the grated soil And twilight confinements In chambers run by the Monarch Catapulted to the dance in black We shuffled to the beat of foreign policy A potential monopoly And a pardon torn at the edges According to popular beliefs And guarded by kitchenware With breasts of temptation And shallow reefs The needy shriek Postpone the building of winter monuments Gape and shoulder the arms Of the harboring continents Boisterous Niles rupture in a boiling heat In attempt to answer to the bulimics Who still remain in heat In cloaks and volatile capers And yesterday's feast in hands It is the world in motion The lost being found too late
Hosting My First Contest!
I am hosting my very first contest! Woot! Woot! The contest will run for three weeks, beginning Monday,April 28 and ending May 19 . All entries must be in by Sunday, April 27. Rules are very simple: 1. It is a comment bombing contest. There will be prizes for the person with the most comments in 1st, 2nd and 3rd place. 2. ABSOLUTELY NO DRAMA. Anyone causing drama will be disqualified immediately, no questions asked!!!! 3. Self bombing is allowed and encouraged! 4. It's a CONTEST.....HAVE FUN!!!!! 5. Email me the picture or the link to the picture you want me to use. Do not send it to my shout box and do not ask me to pick a picture for you. Prizes are as follows: 1st Place: 1 Blingy Pack, 1 Three Day Blast and 100,000 FuBucks 2nd Place: 1 Three Day Blast and 50,000 FuBucks 3rd Place: 1 One day Blast and 5000 FuBucks So come on, join in Happy Country Girl's very first contest and help
Hosting An Auction
I am Hosting an Auction. If anyone is interested in selling some of their goods, LMAO just kidding. But if anyone wants to enter let me know. There is a no entry fee. I am accepting pics and offers from anyone that wants to enter. I will be stop accepting entries Wednesday the 30th and the auction will run from May 1st to 10th.
Hosting A Auction
I am hosting an Auction that will run from Wednesday, Apr.30th at 9am fu time (pst) to Wednesday , May 14th at 5pm fu time (pst). I am taking as many people as who want to join.. so please, if you'd like to join... let me know ASAP. To enter...all you have to do is Private Message me. Let me know which picture you'd like me to use, what you'd be offering, there is no entrance fee so everything is yours all i ask is that everyone who bids at least rate the picture ???DjBlueyes?Fu/wife 2 DjNbk (GM@Acesup) fu/ownedbySoftwhiterose?@ fubar i will do my best to promote the auction but self promoting is good too ... i also will be making everyone matching tags with their pictures and bids on them ... The rules are simple no drama.. and have fun all cash bid overide fu bucks bids and break down as follows.. Fubar gift bids STICKY BULLETIN = 250,000 1 TICKER = 250,000 1 DAY BLAST = 375,000 1 Bling pk = 600,000 3 DAY BLAST = 620,000 7 DAY BLAST = 1,000,000 30 DA
Hosting My First Auction!
Hey ya'll! Soooo... All the cool kids are doing it. So....I thought I would too! I am hosting my very first auction! Auction will run from Sunday May 18th thru Sunday May 25th. Times that I open and close will be announced closer to the start date! THE RULES! 1)No Drama! The first sign of drama - and you're out of the auction ~ bux will NOT be refunded if you are booted from the auction for drama. 2)Entrants & Bidders MUST fan/rate/add the hostess with the mostest {BrattyBytch} . All entries will be in a "friends only folder". 3) Entry fee is 50,000 fu bucks. I know it seems like a lot ~ However ~ The starting bid for the auction is 100,000 fubucks! When you send your entry fee please also include a link to your picture and what you're willing to offer. See #4. 4) Send me what you are willing to offer your winning bidder. You are more than welcome to refuse a bid for any reason ~ Just please let me know. 5)If there is something you don't want bid o
Hosting An Auction
I'm hosting my very FIRST auction! So if your interested, SB me and and a pic link. Good luck to all who enter. I will post a bulletin when it starts so we can get this whored out.
Hosting Auction!
THE COFFEE LADY IS HOSTING AN AUCTION Come get yourself a cup of coffee. Make a Bid on one these wonderful cups! You will not be disappointed!
Hosting My First Auction
COME ONE COME ALL TO THE SICKEST AUCTION EVER!!! HOSTED BY THE ONE... THE ONLY ZOMBIE QUEEN!!! SO CLICK THE PICS TO BID AND LET THE DEBAUCHERY BEGIN!!! IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO ENTER THIS AUCTION PLEASE SEND ZOMBIE QUEEN A PRIVATE MESSAGE WITH A LINK TO A PICTURE AND A $20,000 ENTRY FEE Zombie Queen☆DJ @ SER☆MANAGER/DJ @ THE BASEMENT@ fubar THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE SEXY LITTLE DEAD CH
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Hosting An Auction
I am now taking entrants for my new years auction. Entry fee is 5 mill or 3 credits. If you pay with credits, your bids will start at cash bids only. Taking entrants until thursday January 5th @ 7pm central. Will start the auction Friday January 6th @ 8pm Central until Friday January 20th @ 8 pm Central. All entrants have the right to accept or refuse any bids at any time. There will be NO DRAMA! If there is any harassment of any kind, you will be blocked from bidding in ANY of my auctions. Will need your list of offers, link to your photo and payment no later than January 5th @ 7pm central. Please SB me if your interested. Thank you.
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