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How American Are You?
You Are 62% American Most times you are proud to be an American. Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home. You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you! How American Are You?
How About It?
Truly Original Survey Question?? 1. Would you date me? 2. Do you find me atractive? 3. Could you have sex with me? 4. Tell me what you like about me? 5. Would you make the first move and tell me if you liked me or would i have to make the first move on you? 6. How long would you date someone befor you would have sex with them? 7. If you were have sex how many times would you have sex? and how long would you want it to last? 8. would you meet at a hotel me for a night of hot sex? 9. would you let me video tape us having sex if know one else would see it? 10. would you travel to meet me? 11. whats your favorite sexual position? Would you 1. Join the Military or the Mob? 2. Turn a close friend in if they committed a serious offense ex. murder? 3. Make one porno if it meant never having to work again? 4. Eat spoiled food from the garbage or go hungry? What if 1. In your relationship you find out you are going to have a baby but
How Attractive R Y0u
HOW ATTRACTIVE R Y0U (0) juz friends (1) i want ur number (2) pretty/cute (3) fine as hell (4) sexy (5) gorgeous (6) amazingly sexy (7) id take u home right now, and fuck. (8) i love u baby (9) wanna hook up (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf repost this or see 9 years of bad relationships repost HOW ATTRACTIVE R Y0U ?
How American Are You?? This Is So Not True!!
You Are 73% American Most times you are proud to be an American. Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home. You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you! How American Are You?
How Addicted Are You To The Internet?
You Are 49% Addicted to the Internet You're somewhat addicted to the internet - but who isn't? You can keep it under check, and you're by no means a hermit. Are You Addicted to the Internet?
How Are You In Bed
You scored as A Romantic. You're a romantic through and through. You may not ever have very many partners, but it's ok. You know that it's about the person who you're having it with, and that the sex is more of a fun biproduct - a very fun biprodict. You know how to make your partner happy, and that's what it's all about.A Romantic80%Sex God78%A Slave To BDSM53%Virgin28%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
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How Abnormal Are You?
You Are 28% Abnormal You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul. You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement. You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?
How Are You In Bed?
Thanks Wiz for sharing! You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM88%Sex God80%A Romantic65%Virgin33%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
How American Am I?
You Are 100% American You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges. Tough and independent, you think big. You love everything about the US, wrong or right. And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you! How American Are You?
How Awesome
So this thing in the real world sux major fucking ass right BUT these things called checks are freaking wonderfuckingful. I hope to find another job alot quicker than this rinky dink one I'm dealing with now. Great peeps to work with though, just want something that works more with my degree. :p Laterz sexies. Pixxi
How Are You Doing Tonight??
Hey everyone! How are you all doing tonight? Hope you had a good weekend! I wanted to send some greetings in a quick bullitin to everyone on my family, friends, and fans lists. You are all way sweet to me!! Please Repost, for I want to say hi and invite new cherries to my page for some new friends to talk to! if your not any of these.. feel free to stop by, fan me and friend me! (and if you are, please check and make sure you have rated/fanned me please! I will return the favor!) XOXOXOXOXOXO Seana
How About You?
How About You? In this game of life I play by my own rules. I try to be nice to everyone and be nobodies fool. I do not punch a time clock and don’t live nine to five. I live my life on the edge, it makes me feel alive. I don’t know where I am going but I do know where I came. From the moment of my birth, I’ve always enjoyed the game. I don’t trample anyone’s feelings; I don’t push anyone around. I try to lend a helping hand to those who’ve hit the ground. The things you consider important, don’t mean a thing to me. The things that I hold dear, you can not touch or see. If our paths should cross and you become a friend. You can call on me for anything; I’ll be there till the end. My rules are very simple and they number very few. When my life is over, I’ll have no regrets, how about you? Lanny Russell 8/17/00
How A Woamn Thinks
Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works? Well....it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration:
How About This?
A couple days ago I saw a post on my screen and it asked for guys to compete as the top DILF on CT. I have no idea of what people look for on things like that so I put my tired old butt in the mix. After all the only qualification was to have started at least one child and I sure have done that. So that takes care of the "D" now for the ILF. I will repost the start of the contest. The photos are the very last folder in the originators photo area. I will appreciate your support. Cowboy
How Am I About Sex?
You scored as Passionate/wet. You are a passionate lover. You go with what feels good. Your passion might cause you get wet often even outside of sex but you channel your passion to where you can please your partner. You either have a lot of lust or you just love your partner truely. You can't keep you hands of them and they wouldn't have it any other way.
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How A 4 Year Old , In 2 Min. Made My Day !!!
How Angry Am I?
You Are 69% Angry You're a pretty angry person, although you might not describe yourself that way. But if you think about it, you probably feel annoyed, frustrated, and disappointed often. All of the emotions above are classic signs of anger. And if these angry feelings are controlling your life, you may need help. How Angry Are You?
How About You Lick My Ass, Instead?
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/tacobell.asp PLEASE READ VERY IMPORTANT.......... NEVER LICK ENVELOPES A woman was working in a post office in California. One day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day the lady found a cut on her tongue. A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out!!!! There were cockroach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist... This is a true story reported on CNN And
How Are You In Bed
You scored as A Romantic. You're a romantic through and through. You may not ever have very many partners, but it's ok. You know that it's about the person who you're having it with, and that the sex is more of a fun biproduct - a very fun biprodict. You know how to make your partner happy, and that's what it's all about.A Romantic88%Sex God68%Virgin38%A Slave To BDSM28%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
How A Real Man Treats A Woman!!
A Real Man Will take Care Of His Woman And Show The One They Love That No Matter What Life Brings Them They Can Work Together To Better There Life. I'm A Single Father Of Two Girls And I Treated My Kids Mom With Respect Never Cheated On Her Not Because I Did Not Want To But Because I Realy Think A Man Should Not Belittle Himself For A piace Of Ass.If You Think About it You Get cougth You Will Lose The One Person In Life That You Will never Forget.I Like To Spole My Woman With Love Not Gifts Im Not Trying To Buy There Love I Want To Show My Woman That A man Can Take Care of Her Needs I like To Run A Bubble Bath When Im Home Before She Get Out Of Work Roses All Over The BathRoom Leading To The BedRoom And Candles All Over The BathRoom And In The Room . I wolud Give Her A massage And Make Her A dinner That She Will Like if You Want More Tips On How a Real Woman Should Be Treated Hit Me Up Dont Be Scare!!! Yes Im Talking To The Mans Out There
8 How About Six Pack Abs?
Well that little bit of information on calisthenics was about the poorest received input thus far. I kind of expected that as there is a lot of less than loving memories of those days in the high school gym grunting to do difficult things to get a grade where you didn’t want one. That being said today I’ll touch on something that is very popular and close to totally misunderstood. Everyone wants six pack abs. Men and women both want to lift up their shirt and show a flat tummy with some muscles showing through. It is a very popular condition and is used continually by any company that is marketing fitness products. When people see the commercials they know they want it and that they will get it when they purchase said products. Always remember this, if it seems to good to be true, it probably is. Here are the facts that I have observed and that are well chronicled by other reliable trainers as well. Being able to display a six pack is the result of muscles in the abdominal
How Are You In Bed?
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM83%Sex God80%A Romantic65%Virgin40%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
How Am I Suppose To Let Go..
Day or night you say its me you love... Yet, you set her on a pedestal up above. You tell me how you've been thinking about us. And I see you look her like she's the one you lust. You said its only me and you forever. She laughs and says that will be never. You've repeatedly tell me you're my man. Lately that she's been talking to you, you don't give a damn. You say shes just a friend, But you two flirt constantly like there's no end. You tell me I worry too much, But she's all over your sack how am I not to give a Fuck? Is this a game you're playing with my heart? Because I'd been honest and loved you from the start. If you're going to be real Then tell me what's the damn deal? Tell me which one of us you want more, Is it me or her you truly care for? Do you honestly love me today? Did you mean everything you said yesterday? Tell me now what you desire before its to late. Before I feel trapped…tell me now cuz my heart can no longer wait!
How A 7 Year Old Explains Sex (pretty Funny)
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to
How Are You In Bed?
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM93%Sex God80%A Romantic68%Virgin43%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
How Are You Going To Die? I Don't Like This One...lol
You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).Disappear100%Gunshot93%Stabbed67%Suicide53%Disease47%Bomb33%Eaten33%Accident27%Drowning27%Cut Throat27%Poison
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How A 7 Year Old Explains Sex
How a seven year old explains sex!! Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the docto
How Average American Am I
You Are 60% "Average American" You are average because you rate your appearance 5 or higher. You are not average since you do make New Year's resolutions. How "Average American" Are You?
How A 7 Yr Old Explains Sex
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pret
How A 7 Yr Old Explains Sex
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pret
How Abnormal Are You?
You Are 8% Abnormal You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul. You are at low risk for having a borderline personality. It is unlikely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement. You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?
How Annoying
Nice to know when a friend cares so much about you heh. ...I'm being sarcastic. My friend asked me what we did for my daughter's 2nd birthday. We'll her party was a no-go because I nearly fucking died again...to put it bluntly. And her response? "Huh. Sucky for Caydi..." ....So, it's sucky for my daughter because she got no party? ...I think my daughter cares more about me being ALIVE than a party. ...That response just annoyed me.
How Are You In Bed?
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM100%A Romantic75%Sex God60%Virgin40%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
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How Aries Am I?
You are 93% Aries How Aries Are You?
How Authorities Arrested 28 In Predator Sting
How authorities arrested 28 in predator sting TV show played part in ruse Posted by the Asbury Park Press on 04/8/07 BY JAMES A. QUIRK AND MARGARET BONAFIDE STAFF WRITERS Story Chat Post Comment They came from as far away as Washington state, authorities say. One leased a new motorcycle for the occasion and drove six hours east from Pittsburgh. Another took the train from New York City to the Bay Head Junction station wearing an oversized SpongeBob SquarePants jacket and, prepared with a large bottle of KY lubricant, walked the two miles to Mantoloking. For five weeks prior, authorities say, the 28 men had immersed themselves in chatting online with what they thought was a 13-year-old girl or boy. All of them had worked the situation up to the same apex — to finally meet with the "teen" in a large home near the sea in Mantoloking, and have sex with him or her. This is how the case unfolded, according to law-enforcement authorities and those in the know: In a steady procession Mar
How Are You In Bed?
*How Are You in Bed?*Passionate LoverYou like it Slow. You like to look your lover into the eyes & kiss him/her on the neck or like them to kiss you on the neck. You like to REALLY feel them. You like to make slow passionate love just like on TV.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
How Am I In Bed
*How Are You in Bed?*KINKYDamn, you are an amazing kisser and you have a reputation with the guys/girls!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Howard Stern
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How Are You In Bed
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM100%Sex God80%A Romantic40%Virgin20%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
How American Am I?
You Are 80% American You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges. Tough and independent, you think big. You love everything about the US, wrong or right. And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you! How American Are You?
How Are You In Bed
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM90%Sex God78%Virgin38%A Romantic35%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
How A 7 Year Old Explains Sex
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pret
How Addicted To Blog Things Are You ?
table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2> You Are 35% Addicted to Blogthings Okay, so you know how to take and post a Blogthing. But you're no addict. (Hey, this quiz *proves* it!) For you, Blogthings is more of a healthy habit. At least, that's what you tell yourself! How Addicted To Blogthings Are You?
How Are You Taday
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Howard Stern
I dont know how many of you out there listen to Stern, but my personal opinoin of him is that he isnt fit to breathe the same air as me, or anyone else for that matter. I'm a big supporter of free speech and all that happy horseshit, but come on. I mean, how can anyone even begin to appreciate the kind of degradation that Howard Stern represents. I wont go so far as to call Stern evil, or morally reprehensible, but it seems to me that Stern, and many people like him live their lives polluting the world, and when the moment comes to back their words, all responsibility has fled. This is what kids, and people all around the country are learning now. That you can say whatever you want whenever you want without fear of having to take responsibility for those words. I've bashed Cherrytap for a number of reasons before, maybe they were without evidence, but how can anyone come to this site,see that Howard Stern has hailed it, and take the site seriously? Think about it.
How Am I Defined In The Sexual Dictionary?
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How Abnormal Are You?
You Are 32% Abnormal You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul. You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement. You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?
How'asyuur Diet?
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
How Are You In Bed
You scored as A Slave To BDSM, Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Romantic80% A Slave To BDSM80% Sex God70% Virgin50% How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
How A Bbq Works
Definition of Outdoor BBQ....it's the only type of cooking a real man do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion. 1.The woman goes to the store. 2.The woman fixes the salad, vegetables and dessert. 3.The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, drinking a beer. 4.The man places the meat on the grill. 5.The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables. 6.The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. 7.The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman. 8.The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table. 9.After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. 10.The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
How A 7 Year Old Explains Sex
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to
Howard Carter & The Tomb Of Tutankhamen
Howard Carter was born on March 9th, 1874 in Kensington, London, and grew up in Swaffam, a town in north the county of Norfolk, England, as the youngest son in a family of eight children. He received little in the way of formal education although his father, Samuel Carter, an artist and illustrator, trained him in the fundamentals of drawing and painting. Although Carter developed a well above average skill, he had no ambition to continue the family business of painting portraits of pets and families for the local Norfolk landowners. Instead, he sought the opportunity to go to Egypt and work for the Egyptian Exploration Fund as a tracer, a person who copies drawings and inscriptions on paper for further studying. In October of 1891 at the age of 17, he set sail for Alexandria, Egypt, which was his first journey outside of Britain. Howard Carter’s first project was at Bani Hassan, the grave site of the Sovereign Princes of Middle Egypt during 2000 B.C. Carter’s task was to record
How About A Lil Early Fathers Day Gift Please And Ty
Hey all i am in this fathers day contest and it starts at 10pm cst time so if so lets start this off the right way and pull a good lead from the start and as i did last time you will all get a thank you bullition for the help as i did for the last contest i was in.Bomb the hell out of me and make sure you take 3 secs to rate ty to all that help. Just click the link below and your thier also rate please.
How A 7 Yr Old Descrips Sex
!!!!!this is hilarious please read it all!!!!! LIttle Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to hav
How Abnormal Are You?
You Are 68% Abnormal You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul. You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at high risk for having a social phobia. It is very likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement. You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?
How Are You In Bed?
You scored as A Slave To BDSM, Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM85% Sex God83% A Romantic38% Virgin13% How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
~how Am I About Sex,,,,,?~
You scored as Passionate/wet, You are a passionate lover. You go with what feels good. Your passion might cause you get wet often even outside of sex but you channel your passion to where you can please your partner. You either have a lot of lust or you just love your partner truely. You can't keep you hands of them and they wouldn't have it any other way. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do! Passionate/wet 100% Exciting/Exotic 100% Hot/hard 100% Shy/Sweet 45% Awkward/New 45% Soft/slow 10% How are you about sex? (with pics) created with QuizFarm.com
How Are You Sweetie? (comment Pic)
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How Am I Attractive?
You scored as Sexual, You're totally sexy, and people are attracted by it too. You're daring when it comes to sex. Way to go!Sexual97% Different86% Smart80% Funny73% Beautiful/Handsome54% In What Way Are You Attractive?created with QuizFarm.com
How Are You Defined In The Dictionary?
Ruby Cairo -- [adjective]: Like in nature to a train-riding hobo 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
How Abnormal Are You
You Are 68% Abnormal You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul. You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement. You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?
!!!! How A Soldier Feels !!!
If I ever go to war Mom, Please don't be afraid. There are some things I must do, To keep the promise that I made. I'm sure there will be some heartache, And I know that you'll cry tears, But your son is a Soldier now, Mom, There is nothing you should fear. If I ever go to war Dad, I know that you'll be strong. But you won't have to worry, Cause you taught me right from wrong. You kept me firmly on the ground, yet still taught me how to fly. Your son is a Soldier now Dad, I love you Hooah, Even if I die. If I ever go to war Bro, There are some things I want to say. You've always had my back, and I know it's my time to repay. You'll always be my daybreak, through all of life's dark clouds, Your brother is a Soldier now, Bro, I promise I'll make you proud. If I ever go to war Sis, don't you worry bout me, I always looked out for you, but I can't do that anymore, Cause I'm a big bro to all in America. I love you so much and you know that, Your brother a soldier now Si
!!!! How A Soldier Feels !!!
If I ever go to war Mom, Please don't be afraid. There are some things I must do, To keep the promise that I made. I'm sure there will be some heartache, And I know that you'll cry tears, But your daughter is a Soldier now, Mom, There is nothing you should fear. If I ever go to war Dad, I know that you'll be strong. But you won't have to worry, Cause you taught me right from wrong. You kept me firmly on the ground, yet still taught me how to fly. Your daughter is a Soldier now Dad, I love you Hooah, Even if I die. If I ever go to war Bro, There are some things I want to say. You've always had my back, and I know it's my time to repay. You'll always be my daybreak, through all of life's dark clouds, Your sister is a Soldier now, Bro, I promise I'll make you proud. If I ever go to war Sis, don't you worry bout me, I always looked out for you, but I can't do that anymore, Cause I'm a big sis to all in America. I love you so much and you know that, Your sister a soldie
How About This?
Deep in the heart of… With the Denver, Colorado show behind them, the Idols are back on the road, headed for a series of performances in the big state of Texas. Thursday and Friday night, they’re set to play the Nokia Theater in Grand Prarie. Then Saturday, it’s on to the Reliant arena in Houston. They wind up the Texas leg of the tour in Austin Sunday night, before heading back to the Southeast to perform a show in Atlanta Georgia on Tuesday. Here’s an interesting interview with Taylor Hicks from Austin360.com. Some interesting excerpts: So at 29, he tried out for “Idol.” He didn’t expect to get far. He was older than most of the contestants. He even had gray hair. He was just hoping for a small taste of the spotlight. “I knew if I got past the first few rounds, maybe the local TV station in Birmingham would pick me up, and someone might book me for a sorority social or something,” Hicks said. And with the “Idol”
How Am I Defined In The Sexual Dictionary?
angee -- [adjective]:Tasting like strawberries 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
How Are You About Love?
You scored as Ture Love, You love truly. You care about your love more than even yourself. You want them to be happy no matter what. If your love feels the same for you, you are in for the perfect relationship.
Howard R. Lewis Aka Bucky
Howard R. Lewis North Huntingdon Howard R. "Buckey" Lewis, 60, of North Huntingdon, died Tuesday, Feb. 27, 2007. Son of the late Donald L. and Nettie (McComas) Lewis. Husband of the late Luanne (Folino) Lewis. Beloved father of Brittney M. and Brandon L. Lewis. Brother of Donald "Butch" (Jean) and Robin Lewis. Son-in-law of Frances and the late Anthony Sr. Folino. Brother-in-law of Pinky (Dave) Kelly, Anthony Folino and Joanne (Donald) Saula. Also survived by numerous aunts, uncles, nieces, nephews and cousins. Friends received from 2 to 4 and 7 to 9 p.m. Thursday and Friday at ALFIERI FUNERAL HOME INC., 208 Marguerite Ave., Wilmerding, 412-824-4331. Services will be at 9 a.m. Saturday in the funeral home, followed by Mass of Christian Burial at 10 in St. Elizabeth Ann Seton Church. Entombment in Penn-Lincoln Memorial Park.
How About This?
UPDATE: Check out Cateye36’s humorous recap of the San Jose CA LiMBO show featuring Taylor Hicks. She loved the show with and without Taylor… Little Memphis Blues Orchestra After Idol Party Schedule Taylor Hicks’ band, (well hopefully–they auditioned for the suits in LA at The Viper) the Little Memphis Blues Orchestra has been shadowing the Idols tour, playing gigs along the way. When possible, Taylor and a few of the other Idols have appeared to play a set with the band. Here’s the schedule for the rest of the tour. I’ll update the pending dates as soon as I have more information. Sep 5 2006 10:30P Herman’s Hideaway Denver, CO Sep 7 2006 9:00P Galaxy Club Dallas, TX Sep 9 2006 10:30P Engine Room Houston, TX Sep 10 2006 10:15P Antone’s Austin, TX Sep 12 2006 10:30P Pending Atlanta, GA Sep 21 2006 10:30P Asylum Portland, ME Sep 23 2006 9:30P Pending New Haven, CT Sep 24 2006 10:30P Pending Wilkes-Barre, PA T
How Are You In Bed?!
What are you like in bed?Wild and RomanticYou seem to be both wild and loving in the bedroom! You like to have an equal balance of both the sexualness and the love between you and that person!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
How Am I Today...
Better than I have been the last few days. Feeling less sick than I have too, so that counts towards the better than I have been. I'm prone it seems to ending up all down and depressed. Being pregnant I find, sure isn't helping in that area. Nor is not sleeping well enough at night, due to various problems, but oh well I'm coping with that as best as I can. Still no closer it seems to working out if I'll let this person come here to Australia and see me. But I guess I'll find an answer to that eventually. He says he doesn't mind giving me time to work it out. After all it's only been a month, although we both agree it feels a lot longer. I of cause worry about all the little warnings you get told about over the years, in not trusting anyone over the net, and anyone could well be anyone. *shrugs a little* If none of us I guess took chances, there wouldn't be the successful meetings I've occasionally heard about. But. I'm just naturally cautious. Anyway. Last doctor's appoint
How About This?
Taylor Hicks drops a few more clues about his upcoming album… Here’s a short but informative interview with Taylor Hicks from Entertainment Weekly.com. Here is what we learn: Taylor is currently “collecting and writing” music. He’s using ONE producer. His name is Matt Serletic. More about him here and here. Serletic, once a member of the band Collective Soul, has produced Matchbox 20 and Willie Nelson and Carlos Santana’s “Smooth”. He’s also co-written songs with Rob Thomas and Bernie Taupin. According to Taylor, his album is ”going to be soulful, very old-school-R&B-flavored, but it’s also going to have a new-wave edge to it.” Taylor is currently writing a song that will go on the album. Michael McDonald sent him some songs. And, he’s co-written a song with John Mayer. Taylor is writing the lyrics, Mayer the music. Taylor is hoping to write music with bluesman Delbert McClinton. Expect the CD to be
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How A Man Makes Love
John and Jill were about to go into his apartment, and before he could open his door, Jill said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door." John says, "Well, give me some examples." Jill proceeds to tell him, "Well, the first way is, if a guy shoves his key into the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me." "The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced and that isn't for me either." Then Jill said, "Honey, how do you unlock your door?" John proceeds to say, "Well, first, before I do anything else, I lick the lock."
How Are You In Love?
How You Are In Love You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time. You tend to take more than give in relationships. You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time. You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change. You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love?
How Are You Today?
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How A Soldier Feels......
If I ever go to war Mom, Please don't be afraid. There are some things I must do, To keep the promise that I made. I'm sure there will be some heartache, And I know that you'll cry tears, But your son is a Soldier now, Mom, There is nothing you should fear. If I ever go to war Dad, I know that you'll be strong. But you won't have to worry, Cause you taught me right from wrong. You kept me firmly on the ground, yet still taught me how to fly. Your son is a Soldier now Dad, I love you Hooah, Even if I die. If I ever go to war Bro, There are some things I want to say. You've always had my back, and I know it's my time to repay. You'll always be my daybreak, through all of life's dark clouds, Your brother is a Soldier now, Bro, I promise I'll make you proud. If I ever go to war Sis, don't you worry bout me, I always looked out for you, but I can't do that anymore, Cause I'm a big bro to all in America. I love you so much and you know that, Your brother a soldier now Si
How Addicted To Blogthings Are You?
You Are 75% Addicted to Blogthings You lead the pack when it comes to posting Blogthings. And your friends (mostly) thank you for it. It's cute that you insist on being called your Japanese name. Just stop bragging about your IQ score! How Addicted To Blogthings Are You?
How About We Punch Their Asses In!
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/08/18/iran.guard/index.html Iranian Guards vow to 'punch' U.S. Story Highlights Iranian Revolutionary Guard vows to "punch" and "use leverage" against U.S. U.S. government is considering terror status for the state military agency Washington accuses group of supporting insurgents in Iraq; Iran denies claim TEHRAN, Iran (AP) -- Iran's elite Revolutionary Guards said they would not bow to pressure and threatened to "punch" the U.S., in their first response to Washington's plan to list them as a terrorist organization, newspapers reported Saturday. Local press in the Iranian capital of Tehran quoted Revolutionary Guards leader Gen. Yahya Rahim Safavi saying that he could understand Washington's ire toward the group because of their "leverage" against the U.S. "America will receive a heavier punch from the guards in the future," he was quoted as saying in the conservative daily Kayhan. "We will never remain silent in the face of U.S.
How Am I Supposed To Party If No One...
Please buy me a drink! I love to party. I hate to go through life stright. JIMBO:)
How About Her?
Me and my friends had our usual night Friday night. We did karaoke until 2 AM and then we always go to this diner called "Choo-Choos". It's the local place that gets busy from 2-4 AM when a lot of the bars close. The four of us sat there laughing about everything anyone said. It was just one of those times when everyone laughs, especially about stuff of a sexual nature. The waitress came over to take our orders. It was Rachel, a friend of my daughter's who is like a daughter to me too. She's an absolute sweetheart. We joked with her about some stuff until finally she laughed, "OK are you guys settled down enough for me to take your orders?" Just then "Miniskirt girl" walked past us. We call this girl that because she always wears the same tiny mini, so short that if she has a thong on you can see it even when she is just standing there. She's a tall thin blond, kind of like a skanky Barbie doll. Sometimes she wears no thong and her and her boyfriend get off on showing her off to
How Are You About Sex
You scored as Hot/hard, You love hard sex. You like it hot and fast. You love to scream and to listen to your partner scream. You'll go at it as fast as you can. Just make sure you don't go too hard for your partner, just because you can take it doesn't mean they can. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Hot/hard100% Exciting/Exotic90% Passionate/wet80% Shy/Sweet25% Soft/slow0% Awkward/New0% How are you about sex? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com
How About Some Great News????
Hi All!!!!! Just a note to inform all of you that Mary came home from the hospital today at 2:00 pm EDT. She mentioned she is tired and her mind is a little fuzzy, but she is otherwise ok. THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS!!!! They were certainly answered!!! Thank you again! manly
How Are You About Sex?
You scored as Hot/hard, You love hard sex. You like it hot and fast. You love to scream and to listen to your partner scream. You'll go at it as fast as you can. Just make sure you don't go too hard for your partner, just because you can take it doesn't mean they can. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Hot/hard85% Passionate/wet75% Shy/Sweet65% Exciting/Exotic60% Soft/slow55% Awkward/New30% How are you about sex? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com
How Are You About Sex
You scored as Passionate/wet, You are a passionate lover. You go with what feels good. Your passion might cause you get wet often even outside of sex but you channel your passion to where you can please your partner. You either have a lot of lust or you just love your partner truely. You can't keep you hands of them and they wouldn't have it any other way. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Passionate/wet95% Exciting/Exotic95% Hot/hard85% Shy/Sweet50% Soft/slow35% Awkward/New0% How are you about sex? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com
How About This Then...
since everyone's whining... here's your solution: if someone gets me a happy hour, i'll unlock all of the previously locked sets of NSFWs and create a new set to mark the occasion. if you don't like that idea... then your asses just have to wait until i feel like opening them. ~Sin
How Art Is Necessary
GOOD Morning all you awesome people! My husband and I were having a discussion, and i would like to involve all of you in it; we were discussing the world of art and how it is important. My husband, whom is a member of Fubar, J_SIN, is an artist, in many words, sculpture, painting, airbrushing, drawing, pottery, etc. He is what you call the starving artist, striving to get his work known, not his name, just his style. He has this surealistic style to his art, it all comes from the imagination, and his heart. He has been drawing since he was 2, and went to Worcester Art Museum, under a summer scholarship when he was 6 and was invited again when he was 14. I'm not tooting his horn, i'm asking you all to take 5 minutes out of your schedule, go check out his art, and style. He will be well known, someday, but not while we live up here in Maine. There are no outlets, and what there is of an outlet, he winds up getting stepped on and tossed into the trash like an old tiss
How Are You Right Now
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How A Child Says Their Prayers
3-year-old Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people
How All Business Phone Should Be Answered
GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA . Press "1" for English. Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ And the American Soldier. One died for your soul, The other for your freedom.
How Arrogant Men Attract Women?
Have you ever known a guy who was arrogant, conceited, selfish... and also happened to get women like crazy? A better question: Who HASN'T? When I was first starting out learning all of this stuff, I remember hearing about one of these self-proclaimed "assholes" who was - surprise - attracting smoking HOT women like nobody's business. But... the way I found out about this particular guy is rather interesting... He was a total natural with women... wasn't involved in the dating advice "business" in any way... but was doing something that most guys who are naturally good with women never EVER do... He was *not only* sharing the details of how he was able to meet and attract all of these beautiful women (his ex girlfriend is Miss Vermont, for example)... but... he was posting detailed exploits of his conquests on a website for the world to see. His stories were just as funny as they were educational... word spread... and near
How American Are You
You Are 81% American You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges. Tough and independent, you think big. You love everything about the US, wrong or right. And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you! How American Are You?
How Are You About Sex?
How are you about sex? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Passionate/wet You are a passionate lover. You go with what feels good. Your passion might cause you get wet often even outside of sex but you channel your passion to where you can please your partner. You either have a lot of lust or you just love your partner truely. You can't keep you hands of them and they wouldn't have it any other way. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Passionate/wet90% Exciting/Exotic80% Hot/hard70% Shy/Sweet70% Awkward/New40% Soft/slow40%
How Are You About Sex.. A Quiz
How are you about sex? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Passionate/wet You are a passionate lover. You go with what feels good. Your passion might cause you get wet often even outside of sex but you channel your passion to where you can please your partner. You either have a lot of lust or you just love your partner truely. You can't keep you hands of them and they wouldn't have it any other way.
How Am I In Bed?
How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com You scored as A Slave To BDSMAdmit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun. A Slave To BDSM 85%Sex God 73%A Romantic 48%Virgin 5%
How A 7 Yr Old Learns About Sex....funny As Hell
how a 7 year old learns about sex.....funny as hell Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting
How And Why I Rate Porfiles And Photos
Before you ask, I will explain how and why I rate the way I do. 1: If I look at your page, I will rate you a 10 as long as your page doesnt take 5 minutes to load with my high speed Connection. As I feel that everybody deserves a 10, due to everybody is important in there own ways. I dont think one person is better or worst then somebody else. 2: I dont rate mens profile for the reasons I dont want people to get the wrong idea, as I am not into that at all. 3: I always read the profiles, not just look at pictures, I have a certain style of people I vear away from, and look for certain types of people. Some groups I stay away from are those that are into satanism, vampirisim, goth, or those that deal with the dead, swinger groups, and etc. 4: people I am looking for are those that are real life type of people, not ones that wish to hide behind a false profile, role play, or act out certain persona's. People that are happy to be who and what they are. 5: If I rat
~how And What He Is To And For Me~
For all those times You stood/stand by me For all the truth that You made me see For all the joy You brought/bring to my life For all the wrong that You made right For every dream You made/make come true For all the love i found/find in You i'll be forever thankful Baby You're the One Who held/holds me up Never let me fall You're the One Who saw me through, through it all,, You were/are my Strength when i was/am weak You were my Voice when i couldn't speak You were my eyes when i couldn't see You saw/see the best there was/is in me Lifted me up when i couldn't reach You gave/give me Faith cause You believed/believe i'm everything i am Because You love/d me,,, You gave me wings and made me fly You touched my hand i could touch the sky i lost my faith, You gave it back to me You said no star was out of reach You stood by me and i stood tall i had/have Your love i had/have it all i'm grateful for each day you gave/give me Maybe i don't know that much But i
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How Are You?
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How Am I? That Depends, How Are You?
How very sweet of you to even think about me. I do hate being in such low spirits as it is quite an unfamiliar place for me, but not to worry, that being the case, I am not bound to this hell for long...I will do as I always do and make some glorious recovery and then ask "down in the dumps? depressed? hard times? what is this nonsense of which you speak of me?" and everyone will forget and we will all live happily ever after. on golden pond maybe. but not under a golden shower. unless u like that kind of thing, which there is nothing wrong with, i just prefer not to participate in by giving or receiving, but i have some friends that enjoy both, so maybe there will be a small yet dignified area sectioned off for golden showers, the rest will just be a golden beach on a golden pond, both of which will be colored golden by the sun and not in any way by the runoff from the efficiently sectioned off golden shower area, which will be sectioned off not in any negative way, because it's
How American Am I?
You Are 68% American Most times you are proud to be an American. Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home. You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you! How American Are You?
How Are You?
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How A Sub Can Be Brought To His Knees
I serve my wife Lady Raena. I am her Sub and I love my role. It has taken me some time to adapt to not being in control. I cook for her, clean our home and raise our kids while I'm in school. I do these things for the love of servatude. The Inked Slut whom I misjudged to my near undoing, took mercy upon me and listened to me fumbled at her feet trying to get a scrap of her precious time. With but a wave of her hand I knew my place. I do not seek to serve her, but I needed to know her protocals, which she taught me quickly. I look foreward to getting to know the brilliance that is her sexual nature. I need to loosen up and relax. I yurn to be more open and less up tight. I know that my Lady Raena, and Inked Slut if she chooses too can help me find my self. If you read this Inked Slut know that I know my place and understand your rules. Forgive me if I stumble I am but a mere Sub.
How Are You? Part 1
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How Adventurous Am I?
You Are Adventurous... Sometimes You like an adrenaline rush as much as the next person. You like your thrills in small doses. You're generally pretty calm and level headed. But sometimes you have to go wild and have a crazy adventure. Are You a Thrill Seeker?
How Are You?
How is everyone's Tuesday going? So far so good here. Back to work today after 6 days off. Tryng to ease back into the work routine. The weather is actually pretty nice today. 61 degrees out and semi-sunny. Hopefully it will stay that way. Although, they are predicting snow for Thursday, but its also supposed to be 48 degrees. Not sure how that is going to work. Well have a good day everyone!
How Are You Be So Wonderful
How dare you be so wonderful? The very mention of your name Sends shivers down my spine, A thousand times colder Than the winter chill. Your smile caresses my soul, Pulling the strings of my heart Sending the cold away And filling me with an amazing glow. I sift through the photo albums In my mind Filling the long hours of the day I spend without you. Recapturing the moments When I was alive. I retire to my empty bed, And as blissful sleep carries me away I let my mind dream of your face. Through the day I think of you, Through the night I dream of you, How dare you be so wonderful?
How Are You Right Now?
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How About A Little Kiss
How Am I Feeling
this week i was fighting a cold and it turned into a little sinus infection. I am feeling better now
How Are You?
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How Adam Got Eve- Priceless
HOW ADAM GOT EVE-PRICELESS Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children. and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. "She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and
How Are You?
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How A Girl Should Be Treated!!!!!
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every
How A Girl Should Be Treated!!!!!
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every
How And Why???
How is it that i've been on this site longer then all of the top people within the Juggalo Family, yet i'm still at the bottom. Am i not doing something right? I'm doing what i think is best, i help others, i help out the newbies find the FAM, i post massive FAMILY pimpouts, yet i'm still on the bottom. Is it because i don't whore myself out, i don't beg for your points, i'm not an attention whore like some people on here (i'm not even gonna get into those people right now). Why is it that i do nothing but show madd klown luv to all the FAM and yet i still get shit on? If i get shit on anymore, i'm just gonna leave, it's not like anybody will miss me anyway except maybe a few of my TRU HOMIES. What The Fuck Ever!! Tru Wikid Klown
How A Dom/master Should Approach A Slave/submissive
Keep in mind that women will be flooded with literally 100’s of responses just on the fact that she is female. At least this is the experience i’ve had. And that was without a picture posted with my ad. Be brief as you describe yourself. Resumes are fine for vanilla jobs, but what a Dom needs to convey to a sub is what HE can do for HER. This isn’t as strange as it sounds. Your mission is making her submissive fantasies come true; guiding her with a firm, loving hand; making her feel secure and loved, owned and respected. DOS: Do include a small picture of yourself in your reply. You will be competing with literally hundreds of other men, so a picture will give you an edge. Appear confident and friendly…don’t overdo the Dom look! Do flatter her with courtesy and compliments. Be a gentleman first! There is plenty of time for the sadistic side to come out later. In fact, most subs will be dying to uncover that "other" side that they are searching for you in you. Do presen
How About This
HOW ABOUT I GO THROUGH ALL THE TOP MEMBERS ON THIS SITE AND RATED THE PICS I THOUGHT WERE INNOPROPRIATE? HOW WOULD THAT BE??? NOT RIGHT CAUSE THE TOP MEMBERS ON HERE ARE NOT HO'S BITCHES OR SLUTS. JUST CAUSE THEY WANT TO SHOW OFF WHAT THE GODDESS GAVE THEM DOESN'T MAKE THEM ATTENTION WHORES, OR RATE WHORES. I MEAN HELL WE ALL UNDERSTAND THAT TO GET ANYWHERE ON THIS SITE YOU HAVE TO ACT THE PART (EVEN IF YOUR NOT). TITS AND ASS SELL THIS SITE THATS UNDERSTANDABLE...I MEAN IF THAT UGLY ASS BITCH BBG COULD MAKE TOP MEMBER HELL I KNOW ALOT OF SWAY BACK MULES THAT CAN TOO. BUT I DIGRESS, I'M GONNA DO WHATS DONE TO ME...IF MY SHIT THATS MARKED NSFW IS NOT REALLY SOMEONES WAY OF BEING A BITCH....WELL HONEYS I CAN GO THROUGH AND MARK SHIT NSFW TOO. dONT LIKE IT WELL THEN HOW ABOUT WE DO A BLOCK JOB AND SEE HOW FAST YA'LL CAN BE BLOCKED. NOW FUCK OFF!!!!!
How Are You In Bed?
You scored as Sex God, You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.Sex God88% A Slave To BDSM80% A Romantic65% Virgin25% How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
How Are You Spending Your Life?
"Life is a coin. You can spend it anyway you wish, but you can only spend it once."
How A Seven Year Old Explains Sex
How a seven year old explains sex Jonny is seven years old and unlike any other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as sm
How About Them Giants? Who Woulda Thunk It? :p
Let me say first, that both teams played hard enough to win the Super Bowl. And it was a defensive struggle on both sidelines. But with all the hype and spotlight on the Patriots, it is nice to see the underdog come out the winners. Now don't take anything away from the Patriots. They had one of the most memorable seasons in history. Even if this whole "Spygate" controversy hovers in their near future. They played a great season and deserved to win just as much as the Giants did. And since my Colts didn't make it back to repeat, I am usually and AFC homer. But a big part of me wanted to see the Giants win. And I am extremely happy for the New York Giants for coming through and winning in such nail-biting fashion. Congratulations to all New York Giants' fans!!! You had one hell of a roller coaster ride, but ended up with the ultimate hardware. Much deserved!!!
How About Just One Rate Is All Im Askin Pls Repost!!!
HELP ME IN MY FIRST AUCTION TONIGHT! BID ON purplesky! CLICK THE PICTURE BELOW TO GO AND PLACE YOUR BID IF YOU DONT WANT TO BID JUST GO AND RATE THE PIC !! PLEASE REPOST
How Absurd Is This?
I would toss my lover's salad before brushing my teeth with her toothbrush!
How About That !
I finally posted some photos.....I guess I just had to have more patience....Oh well !! The Godfather has spoken !
How American Are You?
You Passed the US Citizenship Test Congratulations - you got 10 out of 10 correct! Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test?How patriotic are we anyway? Dare ya to take the test and post your results here. But onto my latest rant. You know I have always tried to be pretty much on the fence when it comes to politics. Confrontation has never been my bag. But I did vote in the last election... I would have bet my living soul that Bush would not win again. Good thing I didn't huh?! I have never been impressed with him. Repulican? Democrat? I really don't know what I am I just vote for the person I believe will try to come close to standing up for what I believe in and will represent the country well. I honestly believe that other countries view us as a joke now. Especially after Hurricane Katrina...I think whomever had a lot of free time on Paint Shop Pro said it best in these two pictures below...forgive my rudness because I really do care but this is just too funny not to sha
How A Woman Thinks
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, > > 'I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.' > > The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the > > Waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. > > 'Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate > > when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. > > Let's head to the club and have a bourbon & coke.' > > After 3 or 4 bourbons the two were feeling a little less sombre. > > There were some laughs and more bourbons. > > Eventually they were approached by some of the woman's old friends, > > Who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. > > The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. > > 'I've been diagnosed with AIDS.' > > The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences. > > After the friends left, the woman's
How And Why???
this is how a girl ive been seeing just dumped me in the most spectacular why ever known!!! [22:13] (~) Peter (F) missing AJ lonely but not alone: hiya [22:14] (*)AJ(*)Every parting is a form of death and every reunion is a type of heaven(L): hey.... [22:14] (*)AJ(*)Every parting is a form of death and every reunion is a type of heaven(L): gimmie ur bebo luv [22:15] (~) Peter (F) missing AJ lonely but not alone: ok [22:27] (~) Peter (F) missing AJ lonely but not alone: ok a little bebo luv done [22:28] (*)AJ(*)Every parting is a form of death and every reunion is a type of heaven(L): coool [22:30] (*)AJ(*)Every parting is a form of death and every reunion is a type of heaven(L): have u seen my status update ? [22:31] (~) Peter (F) missing AJ lonely but not alone: yeah :( not much i can do though :( [22:33] (*)AJ(*)Every parting is a form of death and every reunion is a type of heaven(L): ..... [22:33] (*)AJ(*)Every parting is a form of death and every reunion is a type
How A Real Man Should Act !!!!
When she stares at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hits you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she starts cursing at you [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignores you [ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start to cry [ Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she steals your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night ] When she teases you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesn't answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she looks at you with doubt [ Back yourself up ] When she says that she likes you [ she really does, more than you could understand ] When she grabs at your hands [ Hold her's and play with her fingers ] When she bumps into you; [ bump into
How A 7 Yr Old Explains Sex
Little Ramy was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Ramy, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, RAMY described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soo
How Am I Doing??~~brodie
How A Nice Guy Becomes An Asshole
Entry for April 27, 2008 How Nice Guys Become Assholes Category: Life This is that fastest way to make a nice guy become an asshole. Sit there and play mind games with him. Tell him that you have feelings for him. flirt with him and then turn around and go running back to your ex when it is aparent to start dating him. Most women ask me where are all the nice guys at. Well right here is one. But I need to warn you of a few things first. One don't play your mind games with me. First reason for this is that i am tired to the BULLSHIT that comes with it. If you like me tell me. don't go beeting around the bush until you get what you wanted from me . Second thing I hate is when people start off doing things and don't finish. women you do not know how much it hurts men when you don't finish what you start.I have a high tolerance for pain but damn, that really hurts. if you start finish third thing I hate is when my friends get stuck as the middle man. If there is so
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How About Nuclear Power?
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles. 'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?' The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.' To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'
How A Marriage Works
How a Marriage Works (all men should read this!) A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies . So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.' 'Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife. 'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.' The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'
How About A Nice Fire
well i figure i have too much shit and i love chaos so maybe like the breaking of the plates we shall have a burning of the shit! a new found cleansing of sorts:)yay for me and being pyro!
How American Music Has Changed Over The Past 50 Years
How American Music Has Changed Over The Past 50 Years People have often wondered if music has always been around. Well, to answer that question I did some research to find out where our music originated. Our first reliable music records came from the Greeks and the Romans. Americans musical history is very short when compared to Japan, India, Africa, and China. We don't know much about our history until about 590-604 A.D. when people began to write music down, the first music that was written down was songs sung in churches. Another often asked question I decided to research is why people write music. I got a lot of different answers for this question. A few of them are: to witness their religious faith to other people; to express themselves; to have fun, they enjoy writing music! After that I researched different kinds of music. How many kinds are there in America? Thousands! There are so many the list would go on and on. Some of the more popular kinds are: rock, jazz, religious, alte
How About On-star In Third World Countries
Good Morning and how are you? I am good. Hey are you about tired of the same commercials as I am over and over again? I mean come on already with On-Star for instance. I hear now where they are doing a test on after the crash on three separate vehicles. One is the Honda Accord, another is the Toyota Camry and the third is the Chevy Malibu. So they smash the vehicles into a wall at I don’t know a set speed. The announcer says listen at these crash results. First the Honda Accord….varoooom, (that is me imitating the car sound) Bang!!!!! Now lets listen as the Toyota Camry hits the same wall…(no, I am not doing the sound effects on this one, you get the point) and lastly the Chevy Malibu … after the Malibu hits the wall, : “ This is ON STAR we have an alert you car has been in a crash do you require assistance?” Ok, now what if everyone had a talking car? I mean holey crap the roads would be full of crashes… could you imagine driving down the road and you car finally shut the hell up and
How Am I Doing Right Now?
Well right now I feel like a redheaded stepchild. Ignored by many. But I have come to this realization... why should I care about anything anymore? I'm gonna sit back and watch folks and do what I do. Go back in my shell. Back to my old self. Forget about others and concentrate on myself. Reflect and think... So yea whatever. No one will read this anyways... so yea!
How Are You In The Bedroom
What are you like in bed?Rough and WildYour very wild and one hell of an animal in the bedroom! You like to be spontaneous, rough and playful! You get what you want and you just do what you gotta do!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
How Accurate Do You Find This Profile?
07/09/08 Found this text in an old e-mail; it is more accurate than I care to admit; see September: JANUARY Stubborn. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Never looks at people's flaws ! or weaknesses. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tense. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Loving and loyal. Loves children. Has great social abilities. Money cautious, can budget successfully. FEBRUARY Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy ! and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislike unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubb
Howard's Tale
Age five just a little boy shy is he ready for the big surprise Hell be playin lego in a dream when the shadows come to life Age nine well he shoulda been fine with a secret hes sure to keep Two times had to tell a little lie for the sake of him and me Now its over I need closure HEY! look what you did to me When you where takin me home gettin me stoned leave me alone Ive waited for mom to comfort me But when i open my mouth Dont say, nuthin, shhh Age 12 and it isnt goin well Now its three years to the day Confused but unlike you this feelin wont go away 16 and the woman down the street Has invited him to come inside First time it didnt feel right itll be the last time he tries Chorus-end, nothings wrong I wont say nuthings wrong. I wont say i wont say I wont say i wont say I wont say i wont sayyy 17 and all hes ever seen is a limit in between a lie Its kinda funny how a mind can keep living in denial 18 is a very strange seen, and hes still playin with
How Athletes Get Their Fuel
How Olympic athletes get their fuel American swimmer Michael Phelps reportedly eats up to 10,000 calories daily Retired Olympic gymnast Shannon Miller said she had no "off-limits" foods Nutritionists say athletes need to view food as fuel Men and women have different views of food, expert says By Elizabeth Landau, CNN ATLANTA, Georgia (CNN) -- If carb-loading were an Olympic competition, U.S. swimmer Michael Phelps would probably medal there, too. His day starts with three cheese-tomato-onion-fried egg sandwiches, an omelet, three powdered-sugar-covered slices of French toast, a bowl of grits and three chocolate chip pancakes to top it off, according to news reports. Swimmer Michael Phelps, who set the men's 200-meter freestyle record at the Olympics, packs in the calories. 1 of 2 Phelps told reporters earlier this week he was instructed to eat between 8,000 and 10,000 calories every day. Other news reports put the total as high as 12,000 calories.
How Abnormal Are You?
You Are 64% Abnormal You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul. You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at high risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is very likely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement. You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?
How About This
HOW ABOUT THIS HOW ABOUT THIS FOR STARTERS BABY CLOSE YOUR EYES USE YOUR IMAGINATION BOO WHATS THE SURPRISE COULD I BE THINKING OF SOME FREAKY THINGS TO DO ARE YOU READY FOR ME TO PUT IT ON YOU THIS IS YOUR DAY YOU'LL GET YOUR WAY ANYWAY YOU WANT IT GIRL I'LL BE YOUR SLAVE HOW BOUT THIS I LIGHT THE CANDLE ANTICIPATIONS TO MUCH TO HANDLE YOUR EXCITED ANXIOUS CURIOUS AND MORE WHAT DOES YOUR MAN HAVE IN STORE I KNOW ALL YOUR SPOTS ALL OVER YOUR BODY HOW BOUT WE TEST IT TIME TO GET NAUGHTY HOW BOUT THERE LET ME MOVE YOUR HAIR SO I CAN KISS YOUR NECK YOU START TO SWEAT HOW BOUT HERE ILL LICK YOUR EAR OH YOU LIKE THAT THEN LAY ON YOUR BACK GET READY GIRL CAUSE IM NO BOY GOT A SWEET TOOTH AND YOUR MY ALMONDJOY WELL WELL WELL LET ME FIDDLE YOU KNOW I CANT WAIT TO TASTE THE MIDDLE BUT WAIT OH NO WE GONE TAKE IT SLOW SOME MOTION LOTION HERE I'LL BLOW DOES IT FEEL WARM YOUR BODY I MEAN CAUSE I KNOW SHES WARM SO WET SO CLEAN HONEY DIP SEXY LIPS YEAH BABY WORK THEM H
How Am I Supposed To Live Without You !! Micheal Bolton
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Howard Stern: Small Penis Contest
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How A Man Should Ask For Sex
Asking for sex can be an awkward thing for a man to do. A straight man, anyway. That is unless you've known the girl for a while and feel comfortable enough to just come right out and say that's what you desire. But for most guys, when they've just met a lady not too long ago, asking for either intercourse or oral can be…rather… embarrassing. Especially if done the wrong way. Here are a few tips that may help speed up the process. It's the art of asking subtly without asking! Try kissing first. I guess this is a no-brainer here. If she pulls back it can mean one of two things. Either she's not feeling you, or your breath is napalm-esq. In order to find out which is the case, pop a tic tac and try again later. If she resists once more, it's you. And you should stop right there and cut your losses for the night. Fake an illness, text message your buddies to call your cellphone and say there's an emergency. Get out of dodge. It's a wa
Howard Jones No One Is To Blame
You can look at the menu but you just cant eat You can feel the cushions but you cant have a seat You can dip your foot in the pool but you cant have a swim You can feel the punishment but you cant commit the sin And you want her and she wants you We want everyone And you want her and she wants you No one, no one, no one ever is to blame You can build a mansion but you just cant live in it Youre the fastest runner but youre not allowed to win Some break the rules And live to count the cost The insecurity is the thing that wont get lost And you want her and she wants you We want everyone And you want her and she wants you No one, no one, no one ever is to blame You can see the summit but you cant reach it Its the last piece of the puzzle but you just cant make it fit Doctor says youre cured but you still feel the pain Aspirations in the clouds but your hopes go down the drain And you want her and she wants you We want everyone And you want her and she wants you N
How About A Queen Bitch?
This wonderful Bitch is 130k from fu-queen! I have never seen her ask for anything, so I'm asking for her. ☻☺Coןd Hǝɐɹʇǝd Bıʇɔɥ☺☻@ fubar Let's get her there! Please repost!
How Attracted To Libra Am I
Test your love compatibility with a Libra person I took this Quiz- Test your love compatibility with a Libra personMy Result Was: You do not seem to be compatible with a Libra person for a romantic relationship. At least, your responses indicate that. But listen to your heart and do what it says. Try another quiz or try the same quiz Test your love compatibility with a Libra person More Myspace Quizzes on lots of topics.
How Addicted To Myspace Are You
You Are 24% Addicted To MySpaceThe level of your addiction is low. MySpace is merely a recreational activity to you. You somewhat understand why others are addicted to MySpace. How Addicted To MySpace Are You?MySpace Quizzes at PimpSurveys.com
How Am I Differnt
if you notice I have a thousand different accents from a thousand different lands a thousand different people with a thousand different plans I am diverse but I am the same what you see as different i see as plain culture religion race and creed separate us diversify us we are human yet we fear the unknown a simple question a simple answer but there you stand frozen terrified of me I cover my hair I follow my man I obey his command truth of what you do not see He does not lead he does not own my beauty is my own he walks in front so he is not tempted he loves therefore I respect his hand does not strike me it caresses his words are not harsh yet send shivers through my spine he does not rape me I give myself willingly I am a woman of Islam I am a mother a child a wife a lover a friend does my religion make me not human? or is it what stands in the way of you seeing I am no different? whether christian Buddhist catholi
How Abt This...
You think your life is bad.....spare a thought for the egg. He only got laid once. He only got eaten once. It takes him 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. AND the only chick that ever sat on his face was his Mother!!! Chin up!! Your life ain't that bad!!!!
How A Man Thinks
Did you know a man thinks about sex every 8 seconds and a woman thinks about sex every 24 seconds! Well lets rock people im new here and show me the way! Im a easy going guy and love to share my life with other people to have fun and live it to the fullest !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So even though men think about sex 3 times more than a woman can blame a guy for trying !!!!!!!!
How Australian I Am
I'm the dinki-die Australian You come from a land down under, where the women glow and the men plunder - and you know it. And everyone around you knows it too - and love it. You are most at home around the barbie with your best mates and a few beers. You're the kind of Aussie larrikin that everyone loves to introduce to their mates!
How A Marriage Works
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.' 'Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife. 'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer.' The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holl and , Japan, India , etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, lollipop ....but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses....' He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?' She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pa
How Add Yim To Liunx
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How Australian I Am.
I'm the dinki-die Australian You come from a land down under, where the women glow and the men plunder - and you know it. And everyone around you knows it too - and love it. You are most at home around the barbie with your best mates and a few beers. You're the kind of Aussie larrikin that everyone loves to introduce to their mates!
How A Crime Family Turned Dysfunctional
How a crime family turned dysfunctional Friday, May 9, 2003 BY ROBERT RUDOLPH Star-Ledger Staff They were once the epitome of Mafia propriety. Their patriarch was the model for Marlon Brando's Godfather. His successor was an impeccable dresser known to chew out underlings who wore the wrong thing to a family gathering or wake. But in the past 10 years, the DeCavalcante crime family - New Jersey's only home-grown Mafia clan - has become a wretched parody of itself. Its founder - Simone Rizzo DeCavalcante, better known as Sam the Plumber - is dead. The man who followed in his footsteps, John Riggi, has been behind bars for years with no hopes of release. Riggi's son-in-law has turned informant, and the family, racked by internal strife and paranoia, has been slaughtering its own people. "It's certainly not the A-Team," said Kevin McCarthy, the former head of the U.S. Organized Crime Strike Force in New Jersey, and the man who sent Riggi to jail. In fact
How Adam Got Eve:)
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?' Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children. and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. 'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.' Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?' 'An arm and a leg.' Then Adam asked, 'What can I get
Howard Stern????? I'm Not Impressed.
OMG!! I can't believe that the first thing that I saw when signing onto Fubar tonight was a voice clip of Howard Stern. I am not impressed at all. Fubar may be a great way to meet folks, but he makes it sound so dirty the way he describes it. If that is what Fubar wants to associate themselves with and purport themselves to run in the same company of, I may not be on here much longer. Ughghghghhh.....
How Aliens Fish
how aliens fish
How Adam Got Eve:)
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?' Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children. and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. 'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.' Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?' 'An arm and a leg.' Then Adam asked, 'What can I get
How About You *c2*
speak to me what you are speak to you what i have become day starts I do what I do then there come the what about you? stories are missing pieces just speak to me the truth what you do is just what you do ask me what be of my fantasies to you I tell everything in this life is a possibility why fantasize when I can go and do I learned to live outside my shell and how about you? realm of fantasies untold you won't just go live because you think the world is cold and what color or colors do I fancy bright greens, red or crimson, pink and perhaps a brilliant eye color of blue how about you colorless black, a void you hold onto
How A Woman / Man Showers
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:   Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long robe. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.. Get in the shower. Use wash cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake
How About That?
389479, my user number. Added all up = 40. 4+0=4. The fourth month of the year is April. Also my  name.   Weird...     Anyway. Im still not quite out of my fuck everything stage and guess Im too weak to just stay away. But am limiting my time here.   Deleting everyone wasn't meant to be anything personal. 
How Anyone Can Reach Me
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How Awesome Am I? Eh?
How awesome am I? Eh? I like throwing random "eh?'s around. It makes life that much more fun. Any whoodle, I've been bored and poking around Facebook. The quizzes on there get my award of randomness. I crack up at the pure and complete randomness of them *sighs* and yes, I am that easily amused. Oh and any whoodle will be my "word of the day" until I wake up tmrw and am less exhausted, lol. Back to what the whole purpose of this blog is... So I took this quiz titled "What Periodic Element Are You?" I loved the answer so much I had to share it with you. How awesome is THAT for you? I know, you're so lucky. Any whoodle, here it is: Emilie completed the quiz "What "Periodic Element" are you?" with the result Gold. You are true blue. You have the vibrant qualities of Helium but you are not superficial. Your qualities are real and very deep. You are loyal, trustworthy, ethical, all of the things a Boy Scout would be. You are of great value to those around you
Howard This Is For You Baby
My pillow.Enveloping me in your soft folds of comfort.Eyes closed, your gentle caress soothes my concernsand carries my thoughts to a bed of pure contentment.Completely satisfied, I lay in your sweet embrace,longing to remain indefinitely.This is love.
Howard Stern
alapin1980 has over 20 Howard Stern videos on youtube. 
How A Woman Dresses....
I was listening to a radio program (one of those bullshit talk radio shows), and the topic was how women dress nowadays, and how that has sent society spiraling downward, because of how men react to these said women, and that those women should take more responsibility with how they "express" themselves in public. Which is all bullshit, because anybody telling someone else how to express themselves is automatically in the wrong.But the show kept on about how "provocative" dress incites immoral or inappropriate behavior from others. Whipping out all these wild and unproven statistics tying rape, harassment, sexual abuse, and other predatory discrepancies to revealing dress. If that wasn't enough bullshit, you have people calling in and actually agreeing with the host and his bullshit guest on how these women should be ashamed of themselves, and how we as a world are going to hell because a choice few of us wear tank tops or shorts....And the whole thing that bugs me about this particula
How Are Your Nipples?
{     12 Types of Nipples     }       1) Bologna 2) Silver Dollars 3) Pepperoni ('Ronis) 4) Blind Pigs 5) Bubble Gum 6) Muffin Tops (aka Smurf Houses) 7) Puffles 8) Dipples 9) Pencil Erasers .....a) Tart 'N Tinys .....b) Lincoln Logs (aka Hot Dogs) 10) Candy Buttons 11) Fade-outs (aka Ghosts) 12) Crunchberries ==================================================== 1) Bologna - When the areola covers nearly the entire circumference of the tay-tay. 2) Silver Dollars - No nip, all areola. 3) Pepperoni ('Ronis) - Unusually bumpy or puckered, often with a strangely ridged edge. 4) Blind Pigs - Low-slung nips with a jutting or pointed snout, facing off-kilter directions. 5) Bubble Gum - Looks like they been chewed on by Dobermans, a lot. 6) Muffin Tops (aka Smurf Houses) - When the areola and nipple form a smooth swollen cap at the end of the bazonga. 7) Puffles - Puffles are like double Muffin Tops; when the areola and nipple are both swole up for a "stacked-o
How Are You In Bed??
Your Bedroom Grade:A+You've got it going on in the sack.  You know how to please your partner in every possible way.  You are a one in a million, and anyone that is lucky enough to get with you will agree with this quiz!What's your Bedroom Grade? at QuizUniverse.com
How Am I
going to ever stop doing drugs it is the only thing i am good at i dont even fuck right anymore...and those two things go together although i dont know when i slept last at all this is not poetry i cant feel my thumbs i cant feel my lips i have had to piss for over three hours i have not been near water in over 24 hours i have people from another dimension giving me computer advice and yelling at them "your going to fast slow down i have to click on all this shit motherfucker who looks like a lizard man in a cloak party made of air and ciggeratte smoke" KUNT   i cant spell i dont care i am over that fucking bitch, not you from last night....the other fucking FUCK YOU BITCH, you are not even up to speed on addiction, your doing it wrong your supposed to enjoy yourself   k thats all for now   motley crues first album...i dont give it enough credit...now i feel bad i am going to cry no i just play shout at the devil......who looks lime a lizard car insurance salesman
Howard To Judge Beauty Contest Of Tiger's Mistresses
Howard Stern is hosting a beauty pageant in his radio studio on March 10. The contestants will be competing for a black diamond and cash prizes. According to FoxNews.com, Howard will have 4 of Tigers mistresses in the contest. But one of the girls is now trying to get out of it. If Howard does pull it off you can expect it to be sexually charged. http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/03/03/exclusive-howard-sterns-tiger-woods-mistress-pageant-loses-contestant/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%253A+foxnews%252Fentertainment+%2528Text+-+Entertainment%2529 BlastFM is musically charged 24/7 for your enjoyment. Drop in anytime will ya! www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm
How About Roller Coasters
Have you ever felt like down rating someone then raising it back up, and back down and up and plop back to 10 or 11?
How Americans See Europe
How Active Is Your Imagination?
You Have an Extremely Active Imagination Your mind is vivid, lively, and colorful. There is a lot going on in your head. You have the ability to make pictures and movies in your mind. You are extremely visual. Your creativity knows no bounds. You don't put restrictions or limits on your thoughts. You have a gift that other people wish they had. So exercise that imagination as much as you want! How Active is Your Imagination? Work is Hard. Time for Blogthings!
How A Serial Bully Copes With The Crappy Life They Create
Reflection Serial bullies harbour a particular hatred of anyone who can articulate their behaviour profile, either verbally or in writing - as on this page - in a manner which helps other people see through their deception and their mask of deceit. The usual instinctive response is to launch a bitter personal attack on the person's credentials, lack of qualifications, and right to talk about personality disorders, psychopathic personality etc, whilst preserving their right to talk about anything they choose - all the while adding nothing to the debate themselves. Serial bullies hate to see themselves and their behaviour reflected as if they are looking into a mirror. Projection Bullies project their inadequacies, shortcomings, behaviours etc on to other people to avoid facing up to their inadequacy and doing something about it (learning about oneself can be painful), and to distract and divert attention away from themselves and their inadequacies. Projection is achieved through bla
How A Women Should Always Be Treated..
I will try to keep this short and to the point.. The most precious and most beautiful thing on earth is a woman...The mountains, ocean, and so on are beautiful to ,but do not even come close to the beauty of a woman...Whether you are married , or very close in friendship always treat her as she is the only thing that matters to you and all you will ever want.If a woman has a bad attitude, more than likely it's because of what a man has done to her in the past...Men are more responsible for the way a woman is in her personality than we want to know..If you (man)  is doing what you should to a woman l the love of your life , you shouldn't have time to even think about another... Do things for her that she would least expect.. Sometimes , it's the little things that mean the most..Remember the little things add up ...Don't just give her flowers or take her out to a nice  dinner for a birthday, valentines etc.. Do it just because you feel blessed for her to be in your life and respect her
How Are Kajirae Trained To Dress A Master?
"Tunic," he said, handing it to me. I stood obediently, and shook out the tunic, and kissed it, as one is trained to do. I then helped him into it. "Belt and wallet," he said. These, too, I kissed, and, putting my arms about him, trying to touch him as little as possible, for the others were watching, affixed the belt, with wallet, in place. But the nearness to him made me tremble, he a man, and one of this world. He pointed to the grass, to one side, and I knelt there, one such as I at the feet of one such as he. He kicked his sandals to one side, a few feet away. Then he regarded Aynur. She looked at him, almost in protest, disbelievingly. He then pointed to the sandals, and snapped his fingers. Aynur dropped to all fours and crawled to the first sandal, picked it up in her teeth, and brought it to him, and dropped it at his feet. She then fetched the second sandal, in the same manner. She then looked up at him, but he merely indicated, with a gesture, that she should return to her p
How Are Kajirae Trained To Bathe A Master?
Others were, from our point of view, at least those of the Western girls, more exotic, such as the proper fashion in which to bathe a man, one of the first things we were taught, and the proper use of the tongue. The latter skill is useful, for example, if one's hands are tied behind one's back. ~Witness of Gor~p 116~ ............ The fellow looked down. I did not blame him. I myself did not relish bathing in cold streams. I preferred warm baths, being attended by a beautiful female slave. After all, should a free man be expected to apply his own oils, scrape the dirt from his own skin with the strigil and towel himself? ~Savages of Gor~p 292~ ............. There are many types of baths, and ways to take them, for example, depending on the temperatures of the tubs, or pools, and the order in which one uses them. A common fashion is to use the first tub for a time, soaking, and, if one wishes, sponging, and then, emerging, to apply the oil, or oils. These are rubbed well into the
How Am I Different
if you notice I have a thousand different accents from a thousand different lands a thousand different people with a thousand different plans I am diverse but I am the same what you see as different i see as plain culture religion race and creed separate us diversify us we are human yet we fear the unknown a simple question a simple answer but there you stand frozen terrified of me I cover my hair I follow my man I obey his command truth of what you do not see He does not lead he does not own my beauty is my own he walks in front so he is not tempted he loves therefore I respect his hand does not strike me it caresses his words are not harsh yet send shivers through my spine he does not rape me I give myself willingly I am a woman of Islam I am a mother a child a wife a lover a friend does my religion make me not human ? or is it what stands in the way of you seeing I am no different ? whether christian Buddhist catholic Jewish even Muslim a woman is a woman no more no l
How Am I Doing "" Please Read This "" Maybe You`ll Understand What I`m Going Though ""!
copy`d from my facebook page,   Becky Leuallen Becky Leuallen my son Will jr, he worked hard since he was 16 yrs old, " had his own house he was buying, 4 cars including my`n, and had a very good paying job, keept his girlfriend and her daughter not his for almost 3 yrs, yea because he started to be with her about the time of big Will`s passing so i know it was """""'now they had been fighting and he did something wrong "" I try`d to tell him to just stay a way from her """" if she ever loved him at all she would come back to him """ if not and she did not come back then she never was from the start "" they had just had a baby together "" boy "" Will 3 ed "" and i think that`s why`s he`s hurt so bad """" but he messed up and did wrong """ lost his house "" his good paying job """ 2 cars so far and might end up being all of them "" and the worse part he might end up going to jail for i don`t know how long "" and i know him hitting her was wrong "" but i know he`s very
How About Some Truth?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mU9wTqI_hUo/TkIuI1STSSI/AAAAAAAADPw/35OAz8CHpco/s320/solar-flare-august-9-2011.jpg I'm sure you have heard about the 2012 end of the world theories..Hell I'm not so sure they are just "theories" anymore Whats 100% true about 2012?.well more like 2013 Our sun is about to hit a Solar solar maximum like never before seen in 26,000 years!! what does this mean for earth? well the last time this happened something baaaaaad happened to the earth and I mean real bad! We also enter the "golden age" the age of Aquarius where we are supposed to enter a time where the sun is so powerful we wont need electricity anymore and live as we know it will change. back in the day before cell phones were around people knew this was coming..and now that we have cell phone and electronic devices we will feel the effects and some of our eqiupment might not work and fail...which kinda matches up with the Myans theory about how this new age will take away the need for any kind of
How And Where To Get Your Wedding Dresses
Our wedding dresses is a key part of our wedding celebration and memories. Our gown reveals how beautiful and special our marriage is to us. It is without regard to the wedding dress to be Cheap wedding dresses , Discount wedding dresses  or some luxurious wedding dresses.Just because we want it to be a flawless symbol of our love.we want to be beautiful in it. The question is do we need to spend vast amounts of money to find such a wedding dress?The answer depends on what it takes for each birde to find what she needs. The good news is that brides do have options that we often forget about or overlook that go beyond the special order bridal shop or department stores that sell bridal gowns off the rack. After all, if you can get a bridal gown that is just as beautiful (sometimes more beautiful) for a fraction of the cost isn't it worth it? Four places to look in your search for that perfect Wedding Dresses without breaking the bank: Charity sales / Auctions: Some charities have turne
How About A Customize Wedding Dress
I have talking with brides-to-be about custom made wedding dresses,and i find many themes often up from the get-go:"something different"/2 "something unique"/3 "something that expresses me and how I feel" / 4"something that will make me look fabulous"Yet these things aren't necessarily easily achieved, and perhaps one of a bride's worst nightmares is that of hearing someone say "Oh, that's the same as a dress I saw someone else in last week." In a nutshell, that's exactly why custom made wedding dresses may prove to be so important to the success of your day - and your peace of mind beforehand.Why invest inside of a dress? 1 Why should i invest this wedding dress?Customize wedding dresses are made out by your own exact measurements and these may be retaken a couple of times during the process to make doubly sure of a perfect fit. You won't be trying to fit into a dress made to a standard size, which may be similar to yours but not exactly the same. A dress that doesn't fit well is unl
How A Knight Met His Mistress
He had spent the last few hundred years wandering the earth.Always moving from one place to the next cause people would always come upmissing or dead after he would move there. He never called one place home. Yethe had always dreamed of settling in one place and calling it home. The yearwas 1702 he had moved to a small town way back in the woods. He would frequentthis one pub where his eye was caught by a beautiful young lady who workedthere. Soon though his hunger would rear its ugly head and he would need tofeed on a soul. So he would feed on the local wildlife. He had heard there was a local ball going tohappen on hallows eve. He had been invited so he would go. Little did he knowthe young lady would be invited as well. He had heard the rumours if whathappens at the castle where the ball was happening. He just like the others hadpast it off as a rumour. The night of the ball he had dressed up in a costumeand covered his face with a mask allowing his fangs to be seen. He sat at atab
"how Are You?"
I've been getting asked this too much.   I'm not great.   My grandma went to the hospital last night. A nurse checked on her and she had no pulse.. The took her to the hospital. Her BP was super low. Everyone is assume her pace maker kept her alive. Everyone was able to talk with her last night / this morning. Majorly heart breaking.   She told everyone she loved them and such. She asked me to locate a couple family members so she could see them a last time.. Also told me to stop beaching my hair.... lol   So thus, i'm not OK!!! Pls stop asking
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How Amazing And Joyful Can You Make This Christmas?
Here is a whole new dimension to make your life more cheerful and colorful. There are a lot of things that you can do this Christmas that might seem small, but the sweet memories they will bring are going to be super fun. We are talking about some small ideas that will make this December 25th a great time as you share with family and friends too. Here are some tips for you to make use of 1.  There are many of us who have a creative touch to them. How amazing would it be if you can make personalized gifts and cards for your friends and family. You could make anything; you could make Christmas ornaments, useful gifts and even fun goodies for one and all. Don’t forget to click away and share pictures on the web. 2.  If you are good at cooking, then make some wonderful treats for your loved ones. This shows them all how much you care about them and how much them mean to you. You could make cookies, fudge, brownies and so many other goodies for them. If you have a blog that shows off
How And When
How could I have known all along What was wrong   When you never talk to anymore Like we used to before   How could I have and inkling Of what it is you are thinking   When we never spend any time together Just chit chatting about the weather   How come we’ve let things go this far It all feels so bizarre   When I feel like we are drifting apart But not necessarily from the heart   How came we’ve become so out of touch When all I know is I love you so much
How Are You Feeding Your Spirit?
Blessings of our beloved ABBA ADONAI ELOHIM YAHWEH in the blessed Name of HIS SON our MESSIAH Y'SHUA/JESUS CHRIST through HIS HOLY SPIRIT. Amen. Greetings one and all. I can only hope you're filled with many blessings from our FATHER in heaven, encouraged in the hope of HIS promises to one day be fulfilled soon.  I pray, too, for your continued health, peace, and joy.  At the end of this deovotional I've included a music video.  I pray it blesses all who view it, and I thank you in advance for sharing it by passing it forward to others.  What are you nourishing today?  Your Spirit or carnal natures? There's not a day that we don't question our belief in an all powerful CREATOR.  There's not a day that our faith isn't tested and challenged in some way.  There's not a day when we aren't compromised by our trust issues, or lack there of, be they moral and/or ethical.  Just because we're flawed through our carnal states (ie: physical, emotional, psychological, deveplomental) does not m
How About Relationships
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How And Why To Choose Reseller Web Hosting Providers
Choosing the ideal reseller web hosting company is not easy. You need to research cheap reseller web hosts thoroughly before you choose. Suspect something fishy if you find that the web hosting company’s URL and DNS server addresses are at variance. And if the company’s postal address contains a PO Box number or has an apartment number, you know you’re dealing with unprofessional people, so lay off. Ask for testimonials so that you can vet them thoroughly. There are several parameters to base your judgment on, such as: It should offer you a complete solution package. It should comprise 300 GB disk space, and allow data transfer and accounts, free domain name, advertisement credit and site builder, and CDP backups, FFMPEG and private name-servers. The details of the plan should contain 24×7 customer care support, 99.9% uptime guarantee, money back guarantee, no contracts, free or instant set-up, UPS power backup, latest Xeon Servers and 24×7 network monit
Howalter At The Winter Meetings This Month In Nashville, Tenn. "i Just Walked Up To Him, Introduced Myself," Greenberg Said
ASHBURN, Va. Mike Iupati Womens Jersey . -- In an era when hype is overdone to be the point of being almost meaningless, a couple of rookies in the nations capital have done the remarkable. They debuted with longsuffering teams amid lofty expectations, yet they managed to exceed them. Stephen Strasburg induced goose bumps when he struck out 14 batters in his first game with the Washington Nationals in 2010. The feeling was eerily similar Sunday when Robert Griffin III set new standards for a first NFL start: 320 yards passing, two touchdowns, no interceptions and a rating of 139.9 in the Washington Redskins 40-32 upset of the New Orleans Saints. "He definitely went beyond the hype," Redskins linebacker Lorenzo Alexander said. "You had people thinking he was going to do maybe 10 for 15 with 150 yards. I think he outdueled Drew Brees, arguably one of the best quarterbacks of his era, in his own house, with all that noise, that Who Dat nation. He went beyond what people was expecting." Th
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lakers jerseyBetter than the 0-2 Lakers coming back to the Staples Center Arena against the Spurs, then they will be sitting on the home advantage, but in Howard's view this is not enough, so he publicly named accused Spurs of several post players incaused by diving twice yesterday's game offensive foul. "Many times I on the offensive end as long as strong since the foul." Howard said, "I think we should do the diving penalties, but I guess this stuff have to wait until next season in order to be truly effective." Boston Celtics JerseyIn fact, Howard is obviously clear that the Union will not tolerate acts of diving, after all, just shortly before the introduction of the playoffs diving penalties specified Once a player is found violations directly to the imposition of fines. If the diving several times during the playoffs, then there might be suspended for an additional visible punishment scale is much more than the regular season, Howard's complaint more or less will ma
"how Atheists Unwittingly Honor God"
Despite Atheists attacks towards the Christian faith, as Christians we are glad that those who consider themselves our opponents are such ardent appreciators of reason. After all, Jesus famously proclaimed that the most important commandment includes loving God "with all of your mind" (Mark 12:30). So, ironically, atheists unwittingly honor God when they reason well. Because we desire to honor God, we want to demonstrate why Christianity provides the most reasonable framework for the existence and use of reason. The contrasts are clear: atheists claim that religion is the main barrier to reason. Christians believe our capacity to reason comes from being created in the image of an all-knowing God, and the active use of reason is an important way to honor him. Atheists brand themselves as a community united by reason. Christians marvel at how this group rallies together even as their most prominent leader, Richard Dawkins, argues that evolution favors the selfish gene, not the reasonabl
Ho Was Coming Off One Of The Best Starts Of His Career. "our Hitters Have A Decent History Against Him," Tampa Bay Manager Joe Maddon Said. &#
ARLINGTON, Texas -- Tampa Bays offence has sputtered at times this season. For some reason, though, the Rays havent had any problems figuring out All-Star Matt Harrison. Evan Longoria homered twice, Tampa Bay roughed up Harrison and the Rays beat the Texas Rangers 8-4 Wednesday night to snap a four-game losing streak. The Rays are the lowest-scoring team in the American League and have lost four 1-0 games since Aug. 5 -- including one Tuesday night. But Tampa Bay found its stride against Harrison, who was coming off one of the best starts of his career. "Our hitters have a decent history against him," Tampa Bay manager Joe Maddon said. "I think its one of those things where our guys see him pretty well. And perhaps he doesnt see them that well." Harrison (15-8) allowed seven runs and 12 hits in 5 1-3 innings. The Rays have scored 14 runs with 26 hits in two starts against Harrison, who was looking to tie for the league lead in wins. "We knew we had to jump out fast," said B
How About This Hyundai T7s Quad Core Tablet
My store has been here for over 4 years. During the long time, I have seen so many picky clients. My idea is keeping patient and just recommend what he will be interested. Yesterday, I have met one such a picky client in my store. He walked around in my store for nearly 3 hours, and tried over 100 different models. Some are too expensive to him, some are low performance, some are bad design. At that moment, I guess, he want a cheap, high performed tablet and it should look nice. So I recommend this Hyundai T7S. I introduced its advantages to him, quad core, 2G RAM, fast running speed, compacted size, and new Android 4.0.4 OS. After a long time consideration, he accepted my suggestion. When you meet clients like him, please keep more patient Hyundai T7S Quad Core Tablet PC de 7 pulgadas de pantalla IPS Exynos 4412 Android 4.0 2GB RAM 16 GB GPS Bluetooth cámara de 5.0MP HDMI Dark BlueCaracterísticas principales de Tablet PC Hyundai T7S:Sistema Operativo: Android 4.0.4CPU / Procesador:
How Bisexual Are You?
You are 61% Bisexual You are bisexual. For you, sex is about having fun and the sex of your partner is of no consequence to you. You probably have a little bit of a preference either way, but you don’t let that slow you down. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
How Blonde Are You??
***You Are a Golden Blonde*** Men see you as flirty and fun, yet deep and thoughtful You've got all the pizzazz of a blonde... With the intensity of a brunette How Blonde Are You? http://ynr.blogthings.com/howblondeareyouquiz/
How Broken Do I Need To Be?
I feel it fading draining from my life I can feel it slipping away Death wants to cut me with his sythe I found so few reasons for me to stay My heart is broken in so many peices No tape or glue could heal it for me Falling in unused unwanted kisses Laying there bleeding at my feet No reason why they cry from the pain Wondering why did we have to meet If only I knew the pain you bring again My dreams lay scattered on the floor They mix with my tattered heart They want you to love me exspecting no more You grind them beneith yuor heel before we part Oh how I feel so empty and worn I am so used up there is nothing left All I had sits before me shredded and torn Leavin my life alone and bereft Dispare is the only joy I feel Sorrow follows close behind I will stay where I kneel Where I am no one can find
How Brutally Honest Am I? Survey Says
You Are 76% Brutally Honest Most of the time, you tell it like it is. Even if it's hard for people to hear. Sometimes you hold back though, because you never want your honesty to be hurtful. How Brutally Honest Are You?
How Bad
How bad are you?Have you ever stolen?:yepHave you ever cheated on a test?:yepcheated with someone else?:yepHow often do you use four letter words?:OFTENHow often do you drive above the speed limit?:sumtimesHave you committed vandalism?:yepHave you ever smoked?:still doTried drugs?:uh...yepPlayed strip poker?:yepTaken candy from a child?:nopeCrashed someone else's car?:nopeDanced naked in public?:nopeRan from the police?:yepSkipped class?:yepRun over an animal?:nopeWatched pornography?:everydayMade a prank phone call?:yepClick here to take this survey or find others at surveyspace.Click here to create your own.
How Bad Are You Wanted?
Post this and see how many messages u get.... (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as hell (4) hot as f*** (5) fine as f*** (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib and f*** (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby repost this or nothing will happen. repost HOW BAD R U WANTED (repost of original by '{=bmw79=}' on '2006-10-13 20:08:27') (repost of original by 'Synfulfm DJ Heaven' on '2006-10-14 00:43:28') (repost of original by 'Industrialized2Hate' on '2006-10-16 22:09:24')
How Bi Am I?
You are 67% Bisexual You are bisexual. For you, sex is about having fun and the sex of your partner is of no consequence to you. You probably have a little bit of a preference either way, but you don’t let that slow you down. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
How Bi Are You?
You are 85% Bisexual You are very bisexual. The choice between guys and girls is often agonizing for you because you really don’t have a preference. But you always double up your chances every night for getting laid. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
How Bi-sexual Are You?
You are 90% Bisexual You are very bisexual. The choice between guys and girls is often agonizing for you because you really don’t have a preference. But you always double up your chances every night for getting laid. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
How Bi-sexul Are You?
You are 75% Bisexual You are very bisexual. The choice between guys and girls is often agonizing for you because you really don’t have a preference. But you always double up your chances every night for getting laid. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
How Blonde?
You Are a Golden Blonde Men see you as flirty and fun, yet deep and thoughtful You've got all the pizzazz of a blonde... With the intensity of a brunette How Blonde Are You?
How Bad
(1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) call me.....(__)____-___
How Bad Are You Wanted?
How bad are you wanted? Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) call me.....(__)____-___
How Bitchy Are You?
You Are 18% Bitchy You are practically an angel - both on the inside and outside. You try to give everyone the benefit of the doubt, and you're even tolerant of bitchiness in others! How Bitchy Are You?
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How Bad R U Wanted
HOW BAD R U WANTED Post this and see what number people send you....don't be scared!! (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) call me.....(__)____-___ repost this or see 9 years of bad realationships repost HOW BAD R U WANTED
How Bad Do You Want Me????
HOW BAD R U WANTED Post this and see what number people send you....don't be scared!! (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) call me.....(__)____-___ repost this or see 9 years of bad realationships repost HOW BAD R U WANTED
How Bad Do U Want Me?
HOW BAD R U WANTED Post this and see what number people send you....don't be scared!! (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) call me.....(__)____-___ repost this or see 9 years of bad realationships
How Bad R U Wanted?!
(1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) call me.....(__)____-___ Fill out and send..then repost
How Bad Are U Wanted ?
(1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) call me.....(__)____-___ Fill out and send..then repost
How Brutaly Honest R U?
You Are 68% Brutally Honest Most of the time, you tell it like it is. Even if it's hard for people to hear. Sometimes you hold back though, because you never want your honesty to be hurtful. How Brutally Honest Are You?
How Bad R U Wanted
Nov 1, 2006 3:05 PM Subject HOW BAD R U WANTED Body: Post this and see how many messages u get....do it!! (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as hell (4) hot as fuck (5) fine as fuck (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) i would fuck you if you let me (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby repost HOW BAD R U WANTED
How Blode Are U
Your Are a Bold Brunette Men see you as striking and mysterious - you have a certain allure. Comfortable in your own skin, you know you have a unique beauty. You don't mind attention, but you don't need to seek it out. How Blonde Are You?
How Bad Do You...
How Bad R U Wanted Body: Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! Comment me with the answer or send a Private message.. Princess ( ) just friends ( ) gorgeous ( ) cute as heck ( ) hot ( ) fine ( ) sexy ( ) amazingly sexy ( ) we can be friends with benefits ( ) id take u to my crib ( ) i want 2 make u my gf/bf ( ) i love u baby ( ) call me.....(__)____-___ repost this to see what people think of you. repost as HOW BAD DO YOU....
How Bout Them Buckeyes
Hell yeah peoples I'm living in maryland right now but I still represent the buckeyes to the fullest and new game we will be holding the national championship!!!!!!!
How Bout This?
NOTE:I AM NOT IN ANYWAY, NOR ARE ANY SUPPORTERS OR CREATORS OF THE SOURCES I USE, AGAINST THE FAIR TREATMENT OF ANIMALS ------------------------------------------------------------ Federal agents arrested a radical environmentalist yesterday who practically dared prosecutors to charge him over a speech he gave in Hillcrest as a University City housing complex smoldered from an arson 2½ years ago. Rodney Coronado, 39, of Tucson was indicted in San Diego on charges of demonstrating how to make a destructive device with the intent that the information be used to commit arson. Coronado is a national leader for the Earth Liberation Front, said Daniel Dzwilewski, special agent in charge of the FBI's San Diego office. The group, known as ELF, has claimed responsibility for more than 1,000 acts of sabotage and destruction – including the $50 million University City blaze – and is No. 1 on the FBI's list of domestic terrorism organizations, he said. Coronado, who is n
How Blue R U?
You Are Navy Blue You're a true adventurer. You constantly find yourself drawn to new experiences, people, and places. Sometimes you feel quite scattered and bored. If something exciting isn't going on, you feel a bit lost. What Color Blue Are You?
How Bisexual Am I?
You are 59% Bisexual You are bisexual. For you, sex is about having fun and the sex of your partner is of no consequence to you. You probably have a little bit of a preference either way, but you don’t let that slow you down. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
How Beautiful Simple Moments Are . . .
How beautiful simple moments are . . . To take you - enfold you in my arms so that two are distinguishable only in the moments they part to breathe Transcending time as memories eclipse reality with every beat of impassioned heart The gentle subtle hints of vanilla caress your lips and I am found wanting that taste with every breath and each time my eyes fall upon beautiful form I find the need to hold you again November 18, 2006 Ezequiel J. Flores Jr.
How Brutally Honest Are You?
You Are 56% Brutally Honest Honesty is important to you, but generally, you try not to be brutal about it. You'll sugar coat the truth when you need to... and tell a white lie when necessary. How Brutally Honest Are You?
How Big Is Ur Dick?????
Do you think that you can handle me? make me scream your name and give me pleasure in so many ways? if you think you can leave a message saying, " I can please you." now here's the fun part; repost this and see who think or can, better yet, want to please you. if your a girl; repost saying, "How big is your dick?" if your a boy; repost saying, "How wet is your pussy?" you will be very suprised at the response that you will get
How Big An Idiot Is George Bush - We Need Your Vote - Please Help
Help We Need Your Help In The Bush Is An Idiot Poll Do You Think Bush Is An Idiot ? Just Use The Red Box To Your Left To Vote For How Big An Idiot Bush Is. A vote of one is just an Idiot and 10 is BBush is a Super Idiot. CLICK on The Above Picture To See What Is Good For You CLICK HERE To Check Us Out Today " http://a.pcb3.lostcherry.com/94/65/335649/4173275505.jpg
How Bout A Coment And A 10
how bout a coment and a 10 from people that dont give any wink wink nudge nudge give give give all i frickin do and to people that have rated me alot ty u ladies and few guys kick ass and ty very fuckin much
How Bitchy Are You?
You Are 31% Bitchy You're a pretty sweet person, and you're definitely not prone to bitchy outbursts. Sometimes, though, you can't help thinking mean thoughts about people. But at least you don't act on them! How Bitchy Are You?
How Bad Are You Wanted
HOW BAD ARE YOU WANTED Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) call me.....(__)____-___ repost this or see 9 years of bad relationships repost HOW BAD ARE YOU WANTED
How Bad Am I Wanted L
HOW BAD ARE YOU WANTED Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) call me.....(__)____-___ repost this or see 9 years of bad relationships
How Bad
HOW BAD ARE YOU WANTED Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) call me.....(__)____-___ repost this or see 9 years of bad relationships repost HOW BAD ARE YOU WANTED
How Bad Are You Wanted
HOW BAD ARE YOU WANTED Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) call me.....(__)____-___
How Bad Are You Wanted
HOW BAD ARE YOU WANTED Body: Post this and see how many messages u get.... (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) ridiculously cute (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly beautiful (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) can we hook up? (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby
How Bad Is It?!
That Brock who we hung out with really that ONE time the three of us together, (Me, Chris, and Nana) was gonna put us on the list for the Long Island show but MERCEDES who I've hung out with almost a dozen times already has never ONCE offered?! I mean like I've said, I don't wanna be on the list I can pay for it myself, but at least put Luvy on the list. >:o(
How 2 Be A Player
Now iam not no player...But I thought it would be funny to see what everyone else can come up with.So here it goes.....U are dating/seeing a girl/guy with money (u want him/her 2 spend it on u).U like them as a friend(with money) but they are crazy anbout u (and say they will do anything 4 u)..HOW DO U GET THEM TO SPENT MONEY ON U,ON WHAT U WANT-GOTTA HAVE OR NEED....(without having sex)...????? (i know there are sum players out there in this world..tell all...)
How Bisexual Are You?
You are 52% Bisexual You are bisexual. For you, sex is about having fun and the sex of your partner is of no consequence to you. You probably have a little bit of a preference either way, but you don’t let that slow you down. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
How Bad Is That
i feel well ugly, cos nobody has a crush on me!! out of how many 1000s of people!!
How Bad R U ?
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)ExtremeLevel 3 (Gluttonous)HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very HighLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very HighLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Extreme
How Bitchy Are You?
TOTAL BITCHY You're a real bitch. Like me...good job How BITCHY are you? TOTAL BITCHYYou're a real bitch. Like me...good jobTake The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com
How Big A Flirt Are You ?
I am 71% Flirty!!More Fun Quizzes at QuizPox.com
How Bad Is That?
my mother is on the phone right now telling me if i got my eyebrows done i'd look so pretty. that's mean. LOL
How Bad Are You Wanted?
Body: Body: Post this and see how many messages u get.... (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as hell (4) hot as fuck (5) fine as fuck (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib and fuck (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) id fuck you....twice SEND ME A MESSAGE AS TO WHAT I AM
How Boyish/girlish Are You
You Are 70% Boyish and 30% Girlish You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch. Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes. You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them. You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
How Bad Do You Want Me?
HOW BAD R U WANTED Post this and see how many messages u get.... (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as hell (4) hot as fuck (5) fine as fuck (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib and fuck (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) id fuck you....twice reply back to the person with the # or #'s
How Barbie Are You?
How Barbie Are You?!?! take the quiz to find out!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM FILLING THIS OUT! [X] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish [] You own a designer purse [X] You own perfume that cost over $60 [X] You had/have fake nails [X] You have more body/hair products than you can use [] Your pet is/was a chihuahua/Pomeranian/Yorkshire Terrier/Siamese [] You have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet [X] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp. [] You have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper. [] A pink comforter, carpeting, walls or sheets. total: 5 Do you: [] Spend more time at the mall than you do at home/work [X] Have a hair color that is not your natural color [X] Have "blonde moments" at least once a day [] Buy stuff because it's awesome and then never wear it [X] Constantly keep your phone at your side [X] Dance around in your room when nobody else is home [X] Have a name for your car [X] Know what celebrity is dating who and wh
How Bitchy Am I ?????
i took this survey , and wow it is pretty much exact to my personality . You Are 82% Bitchy Ouch, you've got a heart of steel, and you don't mind throwing out cutting insults to whomever you hate. Those who know you well know not to mess with you. And those who don't know you well are plain scared of you! How Bitchy Are You?
How Baby J Took Out Fluffy's Mom
Check out my mumm about this and vote http://www.cherrytap.com/mum.php?id=35784
How Big Is Walmart?
90% of Americans live within 15 miles of a Wal-Mart. 1. At Wal-Mart Americans spend $36,000,000 every hour of every day. 2. This works out to $20,928 of profit every minute!!! 3. Wal-Mart will sell more by St. Patrick s Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year. 4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target + Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined. 5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people and is the largest private employer. 6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the World. 7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger & Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only 15 years. 8. During this same period, 31 Supermarket chains sought bankruptcy (including Winn-Dixie). 9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world. 10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the United States of which 1,906 are SuperCenters; this is 1,000 more than it had 5 years ago. 11. This year, 7.2 billion different
How Bitchy Are You
You Are 43% Bitchy Generally, you're an average woman, with average moods. But sometimes... well, watch out! Sometimes, you let your mean side get the better of you. And you enjoy every minute of it. How Bitchy Are You?
How Brutialy Honest Are You?
You Are 96% Brutally Honest The truth hurts, especially when it comes from you. You don't mince words, and you probably take this result as a huge complement. How Brutally Honest Are You?
How Bad Can You Be???
You scored as Demon. Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon.Demon92%Angel84%Faerie84%WereWolf75%Mermaid42%Dragon42%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com
How Bad R U Wanted?????
Subject HOW BAD R U WANTED????? Body: Body: Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! It is really amazing to see what people really think about you...and I promise you are probably going to be shocked at some of the responses.... (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) call me.....(__)____-___
How Bad Do U Want Me..
HOW BAD R U WANTED????? Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! It is really amazing to see what people really think about you...and I promise you are probably going to be shocked at some of the responses.... (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) call me.....(__)____-___ repost this and see your results ;)
How Bad Do U Want Me??
HOW BAD R U WANTED????? Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! It is really amazing to see what people really think about you...and I promise you are probably going to be shocked at some of the responses.... (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) call me.....(__)____-___ repost this and see your results ;)
How Bad Do You Want Me?
HOW BAD R U WANTED????? Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! It is really amazing to see what people really think about you...and I promise you are probably going to be shocked at some of the responses.... (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) call me.....(__)____-___ repost this and see your results ;)
How Bizarre
Brother Pele's in the back, sweet Zina's in the front Cruisin' down the freeway in the hot, hot sun Suddenly red-blue lights flash us from behind Loud voice booming, "Please step out onto the line" Pele preaches words of comfort, Zina just hides her eyes Policeman taps his shades, "Is that a Chevy '69?" How bizarre How bizarre, how bizarre Destination unknown, as we pull in for some gas Freshly pasted poster reveals a smile from the past Elephants and acrobats, lions snakes monkey Pele speaks "righteous," Sister Zina says "funky" How bizarre How bizarre, how bizarre Ooh, baby (Ooh, baby) It's making me crazy (It's making me crazy) Everytime I look around Everytime I look around (Everytime I look around) Everytime I look around It's in my face Ring master steps out and says "the elephants left town" People jump and jive, but the clowns have stuck around TV news and camera, there's choppers in the sky Marines, police, reporters ask where, for and why Pel
How Bad R U Wanted?????
Ok guys and gals please rate me and add me and do what ever it takes to help me to get my level to level 4. Thanks. Subject HOW BAD R U WANTED????? Body: Body: Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! It is really amazing to see what people really think about you...and I promise you are probably going to be shocked at some of the responses.... (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) call me.....
How Bout That!
J: People adore me!! E: I'm great in bed...;) F: I'm dead sexy...yeah baby!! R: Fuckin Crazy.(in a fun way) Y: best boy/girl friend any one can ask for. A: you like to drink. B : You like people. C : You are really silly. D : one in a million. E : Great in bed F : You are dead sexy G : You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have a very good personality,looks and a very good kisser I : Great in bed. J : People Adore you K : You're wild and crazy. L : Unbelievably great in bed. M : best kisser ever. N: You like to drink A LOT. O: awesome kisser. P : You are popular with all types of people. Q : You are a hypocrite. R : Fuckin Crazy.(in a fun way) S : Easy to fall in love with T : You're loyal to those you love U : You are really silly. V : You are not judgemental. W : You are very broad minded. X : You never let people tell you what to do. Y : best boy/girl friend any one can ask for. Z : Always ready....... Delete the other person's name and
How Boyish Or Girlish Are You?
You Are 70% Boyish and 30% Girlish You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch. Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes. You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them. You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
How Bitchy Are You?
You Are 54% Bitchy Generally, you're an average woman, with average moods. But sometimes... well, watch out! Sometimes, you let your mean side get the better of you. And you enjoy every minute of it. How Bitchy Are You?
How Bad Are You Wanted?
HOW BAD ARE YOU WANTED? Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! [ ] just friends [ ] gorgeous [ ] cute as heck [ ] hot [ ] fine [ ] sexy [ ] amazingly sexy [ ] we can be friends with benefits [ ] id take u to my crib [ ] i want 2 make u my gf/bf [ ] i love u baby [ ] lets do it [ ] call me.....(__)____-___ repost this or see 9 years of bad relationships repost as "HOW BAD R U WANTED?"
How Bad R U Wanted?????
Subject HOW BAD R U WANTED????? Body: Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! It is really amazing to see what people really think about you...and I promise you are probably going to be shocked at some of the responses.... (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) call me.....(__)____-___
How Bad Do You Want Me
send me a private message and tell me which one (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf (11) i love u baby (12) call me.....(__)____-___
How Bad Do You Want To Date Me?
(1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my girlfriend (11) i love u baby (12) call me.....(__)____-___
How Bad Do U Want Me
HOW BAD ARE YOU WANTED? Body: HOW BAD ARE YOU WANTED? Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) call me.....(__)____-___ repost this or see 9 years of bad relationships
How Badly Are You Wanted?
Post this and see how many messages you get; don't be scared! [] I like you. [] I used to like you. [] Just friends [] Gorgeous [] Cute as heck [] Hot [] Fine [] Sexy [] Amazingly sexy [] We can be friends with benefits. [] I'd take you to my crib. [] I want to make you my gf/bf. [] I love you baby. [] Let's do it! [] Call me. __________ Repost as "HOW BADLY ARE YOU WANTED?"
How Bizzarre?
What is really bizzarre is that I posted a bulletin titled (Mean Streak (http://cherrytap.com/user/892313)) with the subject This CT'er thinks it's funny that a little girl has gone missing from her family and that I should lighten up and get a life, well? Do we banish him? or Praise him? Yet this has not been deleted!! Go figure!! If you wanna see that I am telling the truth! visit http://cherrytap.com/bulletins.php?b=2386118958 I am just flabbergasted that CT has taken this action on me and this person can carry on doing what they like on CT with no repercussions. Thank you for reading this Steve
How Bad Are You Wanted??
Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (10) i want 2 make u my bf/gf (11) i love u baby repost this or see 9 years of bad realationships repost How Bad R U Wanted
How Bad Are You Wanted?
HOW BAD ARE YOU WANTED Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) you should be in porn..
How Bitchy Are You?
You Are 50% Bitchy Generally, you're an average woman, with average moods. But sometimes... well, watch out! Sometimes, you let your mean side get the better of you. And you enjoy every minute of it. How Bitchy Are You?
How Bored Are You
Wait till you see my latest video in my stash, thats how bored I was!!!
How Bad Are You Wanted?
HOW BAD ARE YOU WANTED Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! (and i'll reply ) you can choose more than one if you want (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) you should be in porn
How Bad Are You Wanted
HOW BAD ARE YOU WANTED Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! (and i'll reply ) you can choose more than one if you want (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) you should be in porn
How Bad Can Parents Be
Well it seems that my drama filled ex wife will never end. If you read my latest mumms you know that she has allowed someone off of FUBAR here to come and stay with her and my kids for 10 days. Last night when I returned the children, I went to the side of the car and extended my hand to introduce myself. The man honestly turned his back to me and refused to even look at me. She posts a mumm on here that I was banging on her car(which I tapped on the door to get his attention) that i was demanding when I simply asked him if he was even going to look at me. how would all of you act if a percect stranger is around your kids for a full week and hearing stories that he is doing nothing but barking orders and sitting on his fat ass. If you would like to hear more info you can just contact me here or go look at their pages at nice_girl_4_now or soupt58
How Bout Them Hogs
Well folks, It's finally here. It's Football season. Heres to a great season. GO HOGS GO WOOOOOOOOOOOO PIG SOOIE Hit that line Hit that line keep on going move that ball right down the field Give a cheer Rah Rah!! Never fear Rah Rah!! ARKANSAS will never yield.. On your toes Razorbacks to the finish Carry on with all your Might for it's A A A R K A N S A S for ARKANSAS FIGHT! FIGHT!! FIGHT!! WPS!!
How Big Was Michigans Lose??? Thank God I'm A Buckeyes Fan!
How could this possibly happen? This is Michigan, Michigan, vs. Appalachian State. You and some friends should be able to throw on the Michigan helmet, jump up and touch the Go Blue sign and, by intimidation alone, beat Appalachian State. This is college football. Yeah, upsets happen in college basketball when a few guys get hot for a game and the shots simply don't fall for the superior team. But in football, you don't just pull off upsets out of the blue. Appalachian State just doesn't beat Michigan. Give Appalachian State and quarterback Armanti Edwards all the credit in the world for pulling off one of the great upsets in college football history with the 34-32 victory, and give them credit for coming up with the plays they needed to, highlighted by the blocked field goal by Corey Lynch, to overcome a missed offensive pass interference call, to end the game. But make no mistake about it, this Michigan team lacked focus. Again, give credit where credit is due, but play
How Bout Dem Cowboys
IRVING, Texas - The Dallas Cowboys are No. 1. That's according to Forbes, the national publication which annually ranks the current value of the 32 NFL franchises. But as Forbes points out, this ranking is not just No. 1 in the NFL, but in all of the sports world. Forbes has put a $1.5 billion current value on the Cowboys, $330,000 more than the Washington Redskins ($1.467 billion), who had been the reigning champs for the past seven years. The Cowboys' value increased 28 percent since last year, and likely some of that jump must be attributed to the new $1 billion stadium rising out of the ground in Arlington, Texas. But according to a very proud Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, he credits the franchise's rating to one thing. "This evaluation is a credit to all Dallas Cowboys fans," Jones said in a statement here on Thursday. "They are the owners of this team." Just behind the Redskins, whose value only increased 3 percent from last year, are the N
How Bout Them Cowboys!!!
glitter-graphics.com September 24, 2007 GAME RECAP: COWBOYS 34 - BEARS 10 Cowboys Crush Bears 34-10, Become True Force to be Reckoned With The Dallas Cowboys became the team to beat in the NFC after the Cowboys annihilated the Bears 34-10 at Soldier Field and improved to 3-0. The Bears dropped to 1-2. The offense was doing its usual thing, even against a stout Bears defense, and Anthony Henry even returned one for a TD on defense. At the end of the 1st half, it was tied 3-3, but still with plenty of action. It had a blocked FG, a couple of interceptions, dropped passes, and very questionable officiating. The 2nd half was a much different story... for the Cowboys anyways. After receiving the ball to begin the 3rd quarter, Tony Romo navigated Dallas down the field on a 9-play 89-yard drive that ended in a 3-yard pass to Jason Witten in the back of the end zone for a 10-3 Cowboys lead. However, on the ensuing Chicago drive Cedric Benson scored from 1 yard out to
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How Batgirl Learned The Game
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How Bad Do You Wish To Talk With Aliens?
Good Morning… ok this has got to be my first and last note on this subject. Do you know that if you want, you can pay a company X amount of dollars to have a star named after you? You can buy a star for someone you love… You can also send messages into space just in case that special Alien is out there listening and perhaps wishes to make your acquaintance. Also before I push aside and let you read that story. Astronomers believe that a second Earth is being formed…Does that mean if you hate this one you can jump off and take a timeshare on the Second Earth? Perhaps all those messages sent up there in the sky to the great unknown were intercepted by aliens and they heard the cries of those in need… in needs of that special alien ear… you know the green one…or is it milky white? Hmmm inquiring minds wish to know… But I digress. So if you are interested in what messages some people have given this company below to send into outer space… Outer Space… the new frontier… boldly going to…STOP
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October 09, 2007 GAME RECAP: COWBOYS 25 - BILLS 24 Yes!!! Folk Kicks Game-Winner as Time Expires in Thrilling Comeback Win! An NFL game is 60 minutes long. Apparently someone forgot to tell the Buffalo Bills that. The Dallas Cowboys stunned the upset-minded Bills and their crowd after Nick Folk kicked the game-winning 53-yard field goal as time expired in a classic that improved the Cowboys' record to 5-0 headed to a battle next Sunday against the also 5-0 New England Patriots at Texas Stadium. What more can I say about this game? Tony Romo had what was the worst game so far in his young career stat wise, completing 29/50 passes for 309 yards and 2 TD's, but threw 5 interceptions and also fumbled once, committing 6 turnovers for the game. It was very hard for Cowboys fans to watch, but he did his job on the last two drives of the drive to give us a chance to win. That's all I was asking for tonight, and it turned out great. Not many teams could've overcome what the Cowboys
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In impressive fashion the Dallas Cowboys opened a can of comeback whupass on the deplorable Buffalo Bills last night on MNF. Tony "Romeo" Romo & Terrell "T.O." Owens lead my beloved Boys to a perfect 5-0 start (first in franchise history). The Dallas Cowboys being the only undefeated team in the wretched NFC can start making their reservations for Arizona cause we're gonin all da way baby whooohooo
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How Batgirl Learned The Game
How Batgirl Learned The Game by odderotica © Barbra Gordon had had sex in her past. Before she became Batgirl she went to high school and college and had traveled the country. She was no stranger to sex. But fucking? Now there is a whole other story. Some would say it starts here……. Black Canary motioned for Batgirl to jump off of her ledge on the silent count of three. Breathless the young girl in the spandex jumpsuit counted to herself. “Come on Babs. You can do this!” she thought... Her cape fluttered slightly and the men down below opened up again with the assault rifles they had meant to sell to the highest bidder in Gotham. Her concentration did not waver as she mentally counted the third beat of her chest. Just as she ducked down to jump a shrill cry stung her ears. Surprised but pleased she leapt with all her tiny might and landed down amongst the now stunned gunmen. A Batarang knocked one cold as she swiftly kicked a second hard in the midsection. He went down,
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Dear God,Please keep us safe.Please keep our homes, pets, and families safe.Please convince people that no house is worth their lives, and that they need to evacuate when asked.Please keep people off their cell phones so the firefighters can use the lines.God, please let us all be okay.Southern California WildfiresIn October 2007, over a dozen wildfires across Southern California, United States forced the evacuation of thousands of residents. This evacuation comes almost four years to the day after the Cedar Fire of 2003.At least one person has been reported dead.Fires burned in Malibu, Lake Arrowhead, Irvine, San Diego, and many other places. California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger declared a state of emergency in Los Angeles, Orange, Poway, Riverside, San Bernardino, San Diego, Santa Barbara, and Ventura counties as a result.This is the worst case of wildfires Southern California has ever had.Pray for all the people that have lost their homes.Pray these fires die down soon.Pray for
How Bisexual Are You?
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How Blonde Is She???
She was Soooooooo Blonde * She thought a quarterback was a refund. * She thought General Motors was in the army. * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. * At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius. " She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde... * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. * She sent a fax with a stamp on it. * Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics" She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde... * She tripped over a cordless phone. * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate. " * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. She was Soooooooooooooooooo oo Blonde... * She studied for a blood test. * She sold the car for gas money. * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead. * When she went to the airport and saw a
How Beautiful You Are!!!!!
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How Bout Dem Cowboys?
I'm not a redskins fan, but I did enjoy watchin them whoop them Cowboys, lol. Now if the Raiders could just do sumthin next season I'd be happy!
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How Bright Is My Aura
April, the brightest color in your aura is Orange Contrary to popular myth, auras are actually multi-colored energy fields that can be divided into seven primary layers. Having Orange as your brightest color means that the second layer of your aura is the most vibrant. You have exceptional abilities to use your feelings as your mental, physical, and spiritual guides. Your keen awareness of your emotions allows your energy to move freely through the Emotional layer of your aura, where energy most often gets stuck for others. This can help you avoid a variety of emotional and physical ailments.
How Bush's Grandfather Helped Hitler's Rise To Power
How Bush's grandfather helped Hitler's rise to power Rumours of a link between the US first family and the Nazi war machine have circulated for decades. Now the Guardian can reveal how repercussions of events that culminated in action under the Trading with the Enemy Act are still being felt by today's president * Ben Aris in Berlin and Duncan Campbell in Washington * The Guardian, * Saturday September 25 2004 * Article history · * Contact us Contact us Close * Report errors or inaccuracies: reader@guardian.co.uk * Letters for publication should be sent to: letters@guardian.co.uk * If you need help using the site: userhelp@guardian.co.uk * Call the main Guardian and Observer switchboard: +44 (0)20 7278 2332 * o Advertising guide o License/buy our content About this article Close This article appeared in the Guardian on Saturday September 25 2004 . It was last updated at 23:59 on September 2
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How Badly Did I Screw Up&is There A Way To Fix?
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How Bad Do U Want It
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How Bout We Try And See Test Theory
in the begining of tyme before the dinosaurs roamed the earth it was a desolate place to live with plenty of water and evn more beautiful trees than you could imagine then in some form man was created to watch the unraviling of the world they were spread to each of the farthest corners to gather in one place and tyme to see what has been acomplished and when they finally met hey were austounded by how different they were from each other but yet they were very similar they had diffrent color skin but yet they all had two arms they all had two hands to work with and they all walked upright on two legs unlike the animals they killed allthough they were diffrent they sat in amazement of the acomplishments they have made one had become very skilled in building one was skilled in music one was skilled in fixing things and one was able to make tings from just about nothing and one was even good at culturing the land to grow food for her self so as the weeks went by they became closer and clos
How Bored A Ct Can Get
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How Brash Boasts Can Be
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How Blonde Is She ??????
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How Brutally Honest Are You?
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How Boyish Or Girlish Are You?
You Are 70% Boyish and 30% Girlish You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch. Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes. You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them. You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
How Bitchy Are You?
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How Bad Can He Be?
Why Obama Must be Stopped This November Democrats are counting on support from millions of voters who have no clue about the issues, but will vote as their union tells them or because Obama is younger, is African-American, or is an inspirational speaker. In this very critical election voters need to know the facts. Please take a few minutes, read these seventeen points and vote for what's right not for whats popular! 1.Great speeches mask lack of substance or maybe something even worse. There is no doubt that Barack has a knack for delivering inspirational speeches. Unfortunately, lured by his charisma and scripted speeches many Americans have boarded his bandwagon. However, voters should question his “change, yes we can” line. What changes? Will they be helpful or harmful? What will they cost? Or is it just a cover for liberal/socialistic programs out of yesterday’s playbook that Republicans have pretty much blocked in recent years? It’s scary how a major party Presid
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How Blue Can You Get?
This one isn't here for the song(the lyrics). The music gets me. And I've adored Jeff Healeys strumming for as long as I can recall. So.....here.
How Bad
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How 'bout Them Cowgirls
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How Big Of An Ass Can Ya Be?
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How Birds Got Thier Wings
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How Bad Are You Wanted?
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How Bizarre By Omc
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How Bi Sexual Men And Women Treat Each Other
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How "bout Us" By Champaign
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How Big Is Your Ego?
Your Ego is Large You're quite happy with yourself. You can't help but have a big ego. You admit that there may be other superstars in the world, but you haven't met any. You tend to be the brightest one in the room, and you can't help but get a big head from it. Just remember that even if people know how great you are, they don't always need to be reminded of it! How Big Is Your Ego? The First Rule of Blogthings Is: You Don't Talk About Blogthings
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The flower lady will be the bride's ambassador! even though petite in size, she features a substantial part inside the wedding,wearing the wedding dresses,walking straight down the aisle, dropping petals, preparing the way in which for that entrance in the bride. Tradition holds that the lady carrying flowers ought to take added excellent luck towards marriage. soon after the bride, the flower lady will be the member in the bridal celebration most capable of stealing the hearts of all of the guests.We also call her flower girl,and Cheap Flower Girl Dresses are ready for them. In selecting the flower lady dress, look at the style, colour, material and formality in the occasion. The flower lady ought to not outshine the bride, but complement her gown even though blending using the bridesmaids' outfits. The Flower lady Gown Although bridal Cheap wedding dresses alter from period to season, flower lady style has altered really little. The gown is normally classically "little princess" i
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How Come
How come we never can seem to find happiness when we need it most? We will think we have it but then we lose it. Kinda like a butterfly...hold it too lose and it'll fly away, hold it too tight and you'll crush it. And sometimes we may have it but feel as if we dont. How come we cant just be happy and get along? Everyone seems to want to fight all the time over sum stupid shit. Its not fair to those that just want to get on with their life day by day with no drama. How come we cant just let each other be and get on with our own lives???
How Could You
How could you leave me just up and forget leaving me with pain and a handfull of regrets How could you leave me i dont understand how can you get up and leave and drop my hand? How could you leave me after the memories we had all this happieness is replaced with sad How could you leave me to be on my own you left me to die here you left me alone How could you leave me did you know how much i cared you just dont seem to notice but it was all real and there How could you leave me withought saying goodbye withought a glance behind you left me to die.
How Can You ?
HOW CAN YOU ? HOW CAN YOU LAY ME DOWN AND MAKE LOVE TO ME THEN TURN AROUND AND BE SO COLD AND CRUEL JUST LIKE WHAT WE HAVE DOESN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE TO YOU AT ALL ?. COULD IT BE THAT I'M JUST A PAWN IN YOUR GAME OF LOVE CHESS YOU'RE THE KING AND SHE'S THE QUEEN, SO WHY DO YOU TOY WITH MY AFFECTIONS ? HOW CAN YOU ALLOW FOR YOUR LIPS TO KISS MY LIPS THEN USE THOSE SAME LIPS TO SPEAK CRUEL WORDS TO ME LIKE WE ARE NOTHING TO ONE-ANOTHER AT ALL ? COULD IT BE THAT I'M JUST THE CASE THAT WITH-HOLDS YOUR FAVORITE CD YOU'RE THE CD PLAYER AND SHE'S THE MUSIC, SO WHY DO YOU HOLD ME WHEN THE MUSIC'S MORE IMPORTANT ? HOW CAN YOU SHOW JEALOUSY TOWARDS YOUR FRIENDS FOR SHOWING HIS FEELINGS TOWARDS ME AND STATE YOU DON'T WANT HIM AROUND OR TOUCHING ME BUT YOU CAN BE WITH AND TOUCH WHO-EVER YOU WANT TO.? COULD IT BE THAT I'M JUST THE JEWEL YOU HOUSE IN A GLASS CASE THAT'S LOCKED UP AND SITS UPON A VELVET PILLOW THAT YOU WANT TO SHOW OFF TO EVERYON
How Could This Weekend Start Any Crazier!
Ok, so on my way home i tried passing this really slow car...in a passing lane of course! anyways i go around look over and realize it was actualy about 10 cars in a row, since i cant get back over i floored it, halfway through it turns into a hill and passing area goes away and becomes a blind spot...i start freaking out and floor it even more all the way up. IT WAS AWSOME! and tonight im going to get my tickets for tomorrows convention. Its gonna be awsome! drinking all night and day for three days and raving I LOVE THIS FUCKING TIME OF YEAR!
How Can It Be?
How can it be how can people be as sick as they are? How can someone hurt an innocent child for no reason at all cept that they're crying? How can it be that the world makes so many bad people? how can it be that parents throw their kids away? In truth they are throwing a little peice of themselves away. Must be all the hate they see inside and they try to hide it by acting like they're right. How can people treat their kids like complete shit and then act like they are the good parent? How can it be that people judge someone on the cloths they wear and pass you off as a bad person? How can the world be so cruel that they have to push their opinions on you? How can a person steal away someones innocence and act like it means nothing at all? It seems like we can fight every day all day long and these people in the end win. They win everytime they turn a good person bad. They win everytime they make a happy person sad. They win everytime they make a honest person lie. T
How Cute...
My daughter has just started growling at ppl.. I think it is so cute.. Everyone that she sees she will growl.. She is already 5 months old now.. She is growing up so quickly.. It seems just like yesturday that we were in the delivery room. She turned 5 months old Monday.. So everything that I do... Well I do it for her... I love her sooo much.. I want her to know that she is my everything.. She means so much to me.. I know that everyone says you can't love someone to much but I do... She is the one that I want help when she gets into trouble... So to Haley Grace..... MOMMY LOVES YOU.
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How Can Someone you are best friends one day start to hate you So much they wish you were dead?Or would not care if you diedHow Can they hate you so much after you helped them out so much with there life?You have done everything in your power to help themAnd Got Nothing BackHow Can You Tell They Were You True Best Friend?You Never CanOr Can You?
How Can You Tell ??
I am torn into pieces , i dont even know what love is anymore... i have guys fighting over me but my heart is set on one guy and i have lost him over stupidity and well rate now i dont even know who i am any more or what is love ?? how can i feel it when my heart is so empty ??
How Could You
How Could You Break My Heart When You Knew I Loved You From The Start How Could You Break My Heart When You Knew I Needed You How Could You Break My Heart When You Told Me You Loved Me Too How Could You Break My Heart When You Got Down On One Knee and Asked To Marry Me How Could You Break My Heart When You Promised We Would Never Be Apart How Could You Break My Heart Written By Blossom_Rose
How Come Im Still So In Love With You?
How come you decided to let me go? Theres nights where i stay up thinking of you, I still rememeber all the times you made me cry, laugh, Made me angry but yet i still love you so, How can i hate you but still want you in my life? I cant understand why im not enough 2 satisfy your heart. But why is my heart so satisfied by you? I look so foolish to you when i cry, Because all you see is weakness inside, I live in fear of having you near, Only because you dont love me, You took advantage of the way i feel just so you can feel important, But no gurl wants you the way i do, My love for you is faithful and true, After all the pain and heartbreak youve put me through, How come im still so in love with you?
How Common Is Your Name
HowManyOfMe.comThere are:3people with my namein the U.S.A.How many have your name?
How Come's
please answer this.... why are there so many women searching for the right man and you men just look passed us good ones? something to ponder......hmmmm
How Cancer Am I? I'm A Freakin' Cancer, Already!!!
You are 73% Cancer How Cancer Are You?
How Come You Never See Apple Flavored Ice Cream?
Just a random thought..
How Can I Explain?
How can I explain ? The feelings pushed deep down inside of me , with only me to blame I really want to tell him ,but I can't find the words to say, Please don't go away He is all I think about , he is the one I love Everynight I lay awake Debating what to say Should I say something before he goes away? Days and days go by And his time has come to part I know I should tell him What is really in my heart But the coward that I am Stands there with nothing to say With a hug goodbye , he drive away Tears rolling down my cheeks as I turn away The boy next door is gone forever But in my heart he'll stay forever
How Can Something Feel So Right Yet Be So Wrong?
I can't help but think about you and I'm not sure what to do You understand me like no one ever could I want to kiss you but don't think I should Seems risk out weighs the gain yet my feelings drive me insane Why couldn't we have met at another time When these feelings wouldn't be considered a crime We are both in love with another yet have feelings for each other or perhaps I am alone for these feelings you cannot condone I can't seem to ignore my feelings anymore I find you in my dreams almost every night it seems I ask myself what should I do for I can't stop these feelings I have for you I know it's wrong but it is for you I long My mind and heart seem two worlds apart My heart says yes my mind says no which way should I go? I tell myself "you'll lose it all" but then again who has to know?
How Could You!!!
How could you!! How was I to know? The night was so long and so still!! How could you!! How was I to know? You were so still!! How could you !! How was I to know? One min you were there the next the angel of death took you home!! How could you!! How was I to know? Now once again I'm alone!!
How Crazy Are You
You scored as Crazy!!!!. Just so you know... You're crazy as hell!! Crazy!!!!60%Volatile50%Just how crazy are you?!?created with QuizFarm.com
How Can I Make New Friends
I Been trying to make New Friends But People ignore me here i have like 89 friends but only like 5 people post on my page Can annyone Tell me How i can make friends that will actually talk back please? paulo
How Can I Put Some Movement Pics!!
I have put 2 pics im my albums but those pics wont move !! those two can move when you see them put not those i put and i dont know why ..for others its works !!
"how Can I Say 'i Love You'
One of the most frequent questions I get asked is, "How can I say 'I love you' to my parter?" To answer this questions I've come up with a list of different ideas you can use to say those three special words! Share all aspects of your life. Write love comments on the morning newspaper. Be "in the mood." Spray your love letters with perfume. Imagine you are the only two people in the world. Sneak an afternoon nap together. Slip your own message inside your love's fortune cookie. Look for the good in your love. Do his laundry. Send flowers to her office. Leave a love note hidden under the pillow. Wash her car. Browse through old photos of the two of you. Make a practice of long kisses. Cultivate trust by always being honest. Help her on and off with her coat. Give books of romantic poetry. Stage your own kissing marathon. Enjoy a picnic among fountains in an urban plaza setting. Buy your mate a gold coin from the year you met. Surprise your
How Crazy Are You?
you are 14% crazy. you are so sane it's almost...CRAZY you seriously need to get a life and let loose you inner craziness! LET THE VOICES TAKE OVER!!!! (do you ever wonder how many people actually read these things or even take a crazy quiz? don't you almost have to be sane to take a craziness quiz)How crazy are you?Create MySpace Quizzes
How Can I Get More Foreplay From My Husband?
How can I get more foreplay from my husband? Question: I've been married for almost two years now and still haven't had an orgasm. It didn't bother me at first because I suspected that as we got to know each other, things would fall into place. I have told my husband I would like him to read a book on "how to please your wife," but he won't. (I think he's embarrassed or too full of pride.) When we have sex he stimulates me for just a few minutes, then gets into his own orgasm and forgets about me. We dated for five years before we got married and I was a virgin until our wedding night, so part of me wonders if I blocked my sexual feelings for so long that I can't get aroused quickly now. Is there any advice on how to help him slow down during foreplay so I can actually start getting aroused? Where should he touch me, and how can he get into my pleasure? Answer: First of all, stop blaming yourself. Most women need longer than five minutes of foreplay to become aroused to the
How Can I Get My Man In The Mood?
How Can I Get My Man in the Mood? Question: Is there anything that I can do to get my boyfriend in the mood for sex? I'm beginning to get frustrated. Answer: The "honey I've got a headache" line sounds awfully odd coming out of his mouth. But hey, men aren't sexual robots (as you've found out), even if we sometimes think of them that way. There are lots of reasons your partner's desire might be dampened right now. Fatigue is often to blame. Is he trying desperately hard to establish a career with not much energy left over for anything else? Working long hours (or partying too hard with too many drinks and ciggies) can mean sex is the last thing he feels like when his head hits the pillow. Is he on any medication? That could also be responsible. If it does seem to be related to stress, help de-stress his life by scheduling some pampering time. Give him neck and back massages and stroke all his stress away. Whatever you do, don't panic and think it's your fault. I'd resist the
How Can I Help My Guy Improve His Oral-sex Technique?
How can I help my guy improve his oral-sex technique? Question: I love receiving oral sex, but my guy isn't very good at it. What can I do to improve his skills without hurting his feelings? Answer: The only way to have a truly satisfying sex life is to let your guy know what does -- and doesn't -- turn you on. And, despite your fear of hurting his feelings, most men appreciate in-the-sack advice because knowing they're getting you off gets them off, too. So ask for what you want. That doesn't mean flat-out telling him that his oral techniques, well, suck. But, next time he's giving you some below-the-belt TLC, say something like, "It would feel so good if you'd lick me a little harder," or faster, or whatever the case may be. Or, you could suggest playing a sexy game of follow-the-leader. The rules: First, you go down on him using the kinds of tongue movements you'd like him to use on you. Then, when it's his turn, ask him to pleasure you the same way. You can also teach
How Could A Mother Forget A Moment Like This?????
the other day my son, which just turned a year. came up to me and wanted me to hold him. so ipicked him up. he said three times mom, mom, mom, then burried his head in my chest. looked back at me and once again three times said mom, mom, mom, then gave me a kiss. and for almost 20 mintues this went one. and finally i said son, your mommy loves you. and i swear that he said love u mom. how could a one year old who is so cute and precious want to make someone cry? but i can tell you this i will never forget it!
How Could We?
How Could We? How could we have forgotten the simple joys of childish pranks? Fun days spent in friendship with the neighbor kids next door. Games we played like, "kick the can" and "hide and seek" or baseball in the empty lot next door. How Could We Forget?... "GI Joe's" and "Barbie dolls", "Tinker toys" and "erector sets" held us captive for hours on end. How Could We Forget?..... Do you remember when ..we played at war with plastic guns, and when shot, argued over who had won. Do You Remember When?...... Our children dying on the streets play with guns that shoot real death. Their mothers grieve the passing of their youth. How Could We Forget?... Our children out there having children. Condemned to life without the joys of youth. HOW COULD WE FORGET? Kevin F. Dustin
How Can I Love U Back?
Sleepwalker & Whispering Fingertips--Lacey Mosley(Flyleaf) My spirit is willing but my flesh is weak My eyelids grow heavy and I might just fall asleep Walking around in my sleep Running into walls I cannot see Falling and scraping up my face Ignoring the softest spoken grace How many times will I go and take the bait Only for this hook to rip right through my face How can I love you back? What can I do to show you? His piercing eyes meet mine Please simply stay awake. Talk to me and I'll hear you Don't fall asleep this time Gotta stay awake, gotta stay awake Don't you see me reaching for you? I swear I really do love you. How can I love you back? What can I do to show you? His piercing eyes meet mine His piercing eyes meet mine Please simply stay awake. Talk to me and I'll hear you Don't fall asleep this time Gotta stay awake, gotta stay awake Contemplating you is like a dream I never want to wake up from what I finally see Perfect circl
How Can People Be So Rude, Jealousy?
This has happened twice to me and the first time I blame "steve". He was sending me user comment after user comment, sometimes twice a day. Pretty soon it was appearing as though the only user comments I got were from him. So, I sent him a comment asking him to please stop sending me comments. He is over 50 and responded, child like, by rating all my pics a "1", and removing me from his friends list. Ok.. while that made me feel bad, I got over it. Just now, someone else left one of my photos a "1".. now I know I'm not perfect, but that seems a revenge, or jealousy sort of action.. I just don't understand. I'm with nympho wolf, if this is how CT is now. It may not be worth staying.
How Can I Help A Friend Or Family Member Who Is Being Abused?
How can I help a friend or family member who is being abused? Don’t be afraid to let him or her know that you are concerned for their safety. Help your friend or family member recognize the abuse. Tell him or her you see what is going on and that you want to help. Help them recognize that what is happening is not “normal” and that they deserve a healthy, non-violent relationship. Acknowledge that he or she is in a very difficult and scary situation. Let your friend or family member know that the abuse is not their fault. Reassure him or her that they are not alone and that there is help and support out there. Be supportive. Listen to your friend or family member. Remember that it may be difficult for him or her to talk about the abuse. Let him or her know that you are available to help whenever they may need it. What they need most is someone who will believe and listen to them. Be non-judgmental. Respect your friend or family member’s decisions. There are many reasons why
How Could An Angel Break My Heart
I heard he sang a lullaby I heard he sang it from his heart When I found out thought I would die Because that lullaby was mine I heard he sealed it with a kiss He gently kissed her cherry lips I found that so hard to believe Because his kiss belonged to me How could an angel break my heart Why didnt he catch my falling star I wish I didnt wish so hard Maybe I wished our love apart How could an angel break my heart I heard here face was white as rain Soft as a rose that blooms in may He keeps her picture in a frame And when he sleeps he calls her name I wonder if she makes him smile The way he used to smile at me I hope she doesnt make him laugh Because his laugh belongs to me How could an angel break my heart Why didnt he catch my falling star I wish I didnt wish so hard Maybe I wish our love apart How could an angel break my heart Oh my soul is dying, its crying Im trying to understand Please help me How could an angel break my heart Why didnt h
How Could You...
How could you just let me walk away without a goodbye. Is this how you are dealing with the pain. Did you forget our passion? our closness, our passion? You became a stranger to me when you disappeared. To be gone for days and weeks. Then one day you would come back like nothen happened. The way we talked or touched.Every conferstion was like talking to you for the first time. You've forgotten all that happened between us. Thats when it happends again you pull away when you remember. You act like you care but you dont say the words. You always say we are too good of friends and that you want or love her. Not a tought to how I feel. Then you have a fight with her and u want me back. But as fast as you came back you were gone again. I will never be your 1st in your ife as long you push me away. Afraid of what migh thappen. But you dont know do you? You never will as long as you are you. One day I dream you will show what is in your eyes when you look at me. Tell me how mcuh you care like
How Can They Not Know????
I don't understand how a family could not know this... I mean.. the smell alone should make them wonder.... Woman thought missing found dead behind bookcase NEW PORT RICHEY, Florida (AP) — A woman thought missing for two weeks was found dead in the home she shared with family members looking for her. She was found wedged behind a bookcase in her room. Mariesa Weber disappeared October 28th. The 38-year-old had greeted her mother after returning home that day but wasn't seen again. Her family thought she had been kidnapped and contacted authorities. Late one night Weber's sister went into her bedroom and looked behind a bookcase, where she saw a foot. Using a flashlight the family saw Weber was wedged upside-down behind the unit. Weber's family thinks she may have been trying to adjust a plug to a television that was behind the bookshelf when she fell behind it. A spokesman for the Pasco County Sheriff's Office said the death is not suspicious and that Weber a
How Can You
How can you ever trust who you talk to on here? There are just so many crazy people out there. I was talking to a driver the other day and he said that he heard that one in five people have some kind of mental disorder. That is really scary. I don't know how much of that is really true, but I intend to find out. I will update this when I find out. Till then that is really something to think about. Some startling facts about Mental Health to consider from the National Alliance on Mental Illness (NAMI): 1 in 5 People Worldwide, regardless of race, religion or income will have a mental illness in their lifetime! -- It is the 3rd leading cause of deaths: higher than AIDS, Cancer, Heart Disease and others illnesses combined! -- 4 out of 10 Disabilities are caused by Mental Health conditions -- 22% of children have a mental illness but only 5% get help Mental disorders are common in the United States and internationally. An estimated 26.2 percent of Americans ages 18 an
How Can I Tell You
The love poems are written The songs have been sung, About me loving you Since time had begun. No new ways to say it It's already ben said, The words are all dancing Around in my head. I struggle to find A new way to show The depth of my love You already know. So how can I tell you IN ways yet untold, How I'll always love you Till time grows old? How can I show you In a thousand new ways, That I'll love you forever Plus one thousand days? If only you could feel What I feel inside, Or taste all the tears That my heart has cried. There'd be no need For words already said, You'd know that I'll love you Until even time's dead. Until the oceans are gone And still waters run dry, Until time loses all meaning And there's no moon in the sky. You'll know that my love Is the last true thing, That will live beyond our future And all that it brings. So tonight when you go Take yourself off to bed, Let my words here Be the last ones on your h
How Come ??
how come it is that all niceguys finish last? im a nice guy i only had 1 gf in my life and that was when i was 11 i have been single for almost 8 years what it the reason for it am i to nice that i push ppl away because of my niceness or is it that ppl dont want a niceguy nemore??? please tell me
How Can I Promise Forever (when I Know It's Just A Lie)
I could promise you forever as I stuttered through hellos we've said one too many times while avoiding the fallings of goodbye from our tangled, twisted tongues, but we both know promises snap like thread when faced with fates that might come true and I can't lie to you when your eyes are twinkling smiles across my cheeks. Truth be told, I don't know what to think when it seems that hearts fail just as easily as alcohol-dependent livers when words are whiplashed from the tonsils to break upon the eardrums, but at the same time that stars are shooting through the sky with all the couples torn apart by spiteful sentences, souls separated mere moments before the plunge have linked their fingers through someone else's palms and are claiming they have found eternity in the constellations of another's midnight canvas. And I don't know what to tell you when it would appear that moving on has become as simple as the art of adding two and
How Can You Ask Someone To Marry U If Your Not Divorced Yet!!! I Don't Get It
< Back home | Subscribe | rss | add to blog group | sign out Jenn Last Updated: Dec 5, 2006 Send Message Instant Message Email to a Friend Subscribe Invite to My Blog Gender: Female Status: In a Relationship Age: 25 Sign: Pisces City: Middleburg State: FLORIDA Country: US Signup Date: 03/21/06 Who Gives Kudos: Evee (2) Tuesday, December 05, 2006 Missing Him!!! Current mood: busy Well, last night was my first night in 4 months that I did not spend it with my wonderful boyfriend. I have decided that I don't like this new job and I think he might have to quit so he can be home with me. I talked to him for a while last night and I know he hates it as much as I do. He is so cute. He tells me ever few minutes that he misses me. He is trying so hard to get me to go out on the road with him. Unfortunately with my job it's hard to take the time off and just go. At least he will be home on weekends. I can't wait for F
How Come
how is it you fall in love but distance keeps you apart how can your heart feel so much but tear you apart wanting to just hold you once a simple kiss means so much to me such pure bliss how do i stand this pain how do i make it right one day soon heaven will be here on earth
How Could You..
How Could You Leave me in a hurry without even a worry Tell me all the lies Looking straight into my eyes Left me here to cry Making me feel I want to die Break my heart I should have known it from the start. by me
How Can I Not?
It's pure, raw and natural. It's just me depending on what I am and how I have trained. I don't have to depend on anyone. Humans have always fought. It settles everything. Getting in the cage, I feel like puking. The adrenaline is almost overwhelming and my legs feel like rubber. That is, until the bell rings and I channel everything into hurting my opponent before he can hurt me. If he hits me first, I hit him back twice and twice has hard.
How Can I Sleep With This Going Through My Mind?
Tying her up… Well tying her down really. Bent over on the bed, legs together, arms together, propped up on her knees and elbows. Getting a spot of help from a doll-like assistant to synch the binds tight, care to wield a weapon tonight? Do you see the fear and excitement in her eyes? She’s about to make a word of apprehension so push that gag in quickly. Don’t worry she can still whimper, and in her position that’s all that really matters. Take her chin in your hand, raise her face, take a look in her eyes and tell her how cute she is. The two of you are so beautiful in front each other; all I can do is step back and tell you to have at it. My assistant looks at me with eyes or apprehension, getting her a fresh palm print on her chest, “I said have at it”. And have at it she does. Digging her thumb from nape to tailbone, causing the bound’s back to arch, and eliciting a high-pitched moan. A smile grows across my assistant’s lips as she fuelled by the reaction she’s gotten. Wra
How Clear Is Your Mind??
I challenge you NOT to think dirty. All of the answers in this quiz are NOT obscene in any way. Vocabulary Test for the Dirty Minded: 1) What is a four-letter word that ends in "k"and means the same as intercourse? 2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? 3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it? 4) What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"? 5) Name a word that is four letters long, end in "u-n-t" which is a word for a woman? 6) What does a dog do that you can step into? 7) What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with "k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands? 8) What is hard, six inches long, has nuts, and can make a girl want more? 9) What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages? 10) What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man
How Come...
How come you can buy a 10 pack of hot dogs but only an 8 pack of hot dog buns??? Why is it when you eat cereal there is always milk left but no cereal?? Why is it when people dump people...it's always "It's not you it's me?"?? Why do they sell bigger than the bun hot dogs but not hot dogs that ACTUALLY fit the bun?? Why are there so many cable/satellite channels yet still nothing on?? Did Saddam really hang or was it faked?? (Yes some people do think this)...the same people that don't believe in the moon landing. Is it true that Wal-Mart costs less because they pay less?? Are blonds actually dumb or is this a horrible myth perpetuated by a group of brunettes?? And what do the redheads think?? Golf, bowling, and fishing are not sports, they're recreation. Am I an asshole or not?? It's all relative.
How Can You Call Yourself A Man? Raped#2 True Story..
How big are you For raping a sixteen year old girl? For scaring her to death And everytime she sees you You make her blood curl? Hurting her so bad That she can barely stand How can you even Call yourself a man? So you wanted sex Couldn't you get it Somewhere else And with patience? Why did you Have to take a young girl And steal her innocence? So explain this to me Because I still don't understand Just how is this Supposed to make you a man? You weren't drunk Weren't even high You just wanted to inflict pain And make her cry. Don't look at me And try to apologize You aren't sorry That you crumbled my soul And killed me inside. I wont accept anything from you I'm the one with the nightmares You are everwhere The only face I see Why couldn't you Just leave me be? Are you proud of yourself? Do you sleep well at night? Do you eve
How Can U
I lay awake at night thinking of you and what Ive did wrong.I think about what you say and wish that I wouldn't have hurt you like that.But the truth is I cant and I regret every moment of it.I don't see how you can stand to be around me,stand by me,kiss me,hug me,and touch me.I was scared of giving you all my heart and scared you would brake it.Now that I know your not going to brake it we are starting to grow farther and farther apart and it kills me every single day that goes by that its my fault that were growing apart.I don't want to lose you and I lay awake and think of every possible way there is to change things and make everything right to you again and what I can do to make us stop growing farther apart.I love you so much and dot want to lose you. To: that some one aka JW by: ♥Shattered Heart♥ aka Fallen Angel
How Computer Smart Are You?
How computer smart are you? Computer GeekNice, You can easily go to an IT Tech school.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com
How Can I Explain
How can I explain... how things are. How I wish they would be better how it might always be the same. How can I expect... more than what is. you to understand. How do I express... the hurt that I feel the thoughtlessness that I experience the way life REALLY IS. I can't MAKE YOU... see things as they are. Understand how I feel. Think more of US instead of just YOU. Sometimes I feel... So alone. So hurt. So powerless. I try to... put myself in your shoes. think of how I can make things better. not to be such a bitch. But HOW do I explain???? I can do only so much. I have feelings too. What you don't do DOES hurt. That being together should not mean always feeling alone....
How Come No Sex?
How can you live without sex in your life....... Sex in the morning Sex in the eveving Sex at night Every minute of the day Sex.......Sex........Sex Sex is great sex is bad Do it hard when you get mad Sex today Sex tommorow Sex everyday when you're in sorrow Sex on the bed Sex on the floor Have it everyday you will want more.
How Can Life Be So Unfair?
So I'm posting this because I have definately learned a lesson in the last couple days that I thougth I would share with everyone. You see...a friend of mine who I love to death found out about 5 and a half months ago that she was pregnant for the second time. She has the most BEAUTIFUL and happy little girl that I have ever met and had a little boy on the way. The perfect family. Her fiance and her were sooo excited for the new baby. On January 13th....4 months early...she gave birth. The baby boy only lived about an hour and a half. I can't even BEGIN to imagine what she is going thru but I know that everyone is just heartbroken. They definately didn't deserve for this to happen to them...they are the best parents in the world. My friend is 19 years old and has lost a child...it's crazy. Don't take shit for granted people. I have learned that you really never know JUST how short life can be. Let your loved ones know every single day that you love them and live each day to
How Can I
How can I tell you when tears fall and words scar my broken heart? How can I deny you when all's lost and you're there lost and alone? How can I continue when our love and shared dreams just aren't enough?
How Capricorn Are You?
You are 47% Capricorn How Capricorn Are You?
How Can Something So Small Hurt So Bad?
My wife Toni is fond of saying that my last words on this earth will be something akin to, "hey y'all, hold my beer and watch this!" Well, I have outdone myself once again. No doubt you will see this true story chronicled in a Lifetime movie in the near future. Here goes. Last weekend I spied something at Larry's Pistol and Pawn that tickled my fancy. (Note: Keep in mind that my "fancy" is easily tickled). I bought something really cool for Toni. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my sweet girl. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer gun with a clip. For those of you who are not familiar with this product, it is a less-than-lethal stun gun with two metal prongs designed to incapacitate an assailant with a shock of high-voltage, low amperage electricity while you flee to safety. The effects are supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, but allowing you adequate time
How Could You Understand Me
how do you say you understand me when you lookin my eyes and still you dont see the pain that iam feeling the tears that i shed the worry the hurt thoughts full of dread you love me you think and want a piece of my soul but do you truly know what would make me whole yours words speak of lifetime your actions too weak and then wonder why i dont hear when you speak look into my eyes and feel what i feel if you love me that much youll know iam real to have someone love you but just not understand to not know your needs or the task thats at hand you say you know what it is i need you say yu know how i need to be freed for one second in time please just sit and look my eyes r my soul and an open book dont try to not see what i feel in my soul understand me the feelings me as a whole support me and comfort and just hold me tight just understand me if only tonight
How Could She Do This!!!???
Wife Convicted of Poisoning Marine Husband With Arsenic for Life Insurance SAN DIEGO — A woman was convicted Tuesday of murdering her Marine husband with arsenic so she could cash in on his $250,000 life insurance policy, some of which she used to have her breasts enlarged. Prosecutors argued that Cynthia Sommer, 33, wanted a more luxurious lifestyle than she could afford on her 23-year-old husband's $1,700 monthly salary and saw his military life insurance policy as a way to "set herself free." In addition to the breast enlargement surgery, Sommer's friends and co-workers testified, she threw wild parties and had casual sex with multiple partners in the weeks after her husband's death and the payment of the insurance policy. Sgt. Todd Sommer was in top condition when he collapsed and died on Feb. 18, 2002, at the couple's home on the Marine Corps' Miramar base in San Diego. His death was initially ruled a heart attack. Tests of his liver lat
How Could She Do This????
Wife Convicted of Poisoning Marine Husband With Arsenic for Life Insurance SAN DIEGO — A woman was convicted Tuesday of murdering her Marine husband with arsenic so she could cash in on his $250,000 life insurance policy, some of which she used to have her breasts enlarged. Prosecutors argued that Cynthia Sommer, 33, wanted a more luxurious lifestyle than she could afford on her 23-year-old husband's $1,700 monthly salary and saw his military life insurance policy as a way to "set herself free." In addition to the breast enlargement surgery, Sommer's friends and co-workers testified, she threw wild parties and had casual sex with multiple partners in the weeks after her husband's death and the payment of the insurance policy. Sgt. Todd Sommer was in top condition when he collapsed and died on Feb. 18, 2002, at the couple's home on the Marine Corps' Miramar base in San Diego. His death was initially ruled a heart attack. Tests of his liver later found levels of arsen
How Cold Is It!!!
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