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Hollywood And The Classics
Alright, while I admit that the majority of people enjoy a good action/romance movie, it is really annoying when Hollywood takes a classic piece of literature and completely changes the story. Take Last of the Mohicans, at the end of the book, Cora dies (does not live happily ever after with Hawkeye i.e Danial Day Lewis) Duncan does not get burned alive, and leaves with Alice, the younger sister. What gives? Cant Hollywood be true to the book?
A void deep within, Nothing she tries, Ever fills the hollowness. Seeking her father, She prays to him. Asking him, To fill this void. To help make her complete. Asking him if only, He can take away her loneliness. Thanking him, For all he has done. Wondering if its wrong, To still want more, To feel complete. She has dreamed of it, her whole life. And yet, Day after day, Year after year, All she feels is emptiness. As if a part of her, Is missing in action. Gone forever, Never to be found.
Holly Dolly
Bubble gum, ruby red, platinum blond Diamonds twisted upon my neck disproportional perfection golden syringes .38 special the stench of vodka tequila lingering sex maggots devouring devoted to the crippled soul how I love Hollywood
Holly Shit
The Hollow Earth And Agartha
The Holly And The Ivy
Tune: "The Holly and the Ivy" The holly and the ivy When they are both full grown Of all the trees that are in the wood The holly bears the crown The rising of the sun And the running of the deer The playing of the merry tunes As we Pagans sing with cheer The holly bears a blossom White as the lily flower The Goddess shares the Solstice Sun Days grow longer with its power The rising of the sun And the running of the deer We celebrate with joyous hearts The Wheel of the Year The holly bears a berry As red as any blood The Goddess brings the Solstice Sun To allow our hopes to bud The rising of the sun And the running of the deer These blessed signs of life's renewal Will banish any fear The holly bears a prickle As sharp as any thorn The Goddess lights the Solstice Sun As we welcome the new morn The rising of the sun And the running of the deer The Green Man and the Holly King Are always welcome here The holly bears a bark As bitter as
Hollow And Dead
Death - Its all I'm ever around Dead - Is all that I'll ever be Death - Is your job and Dead - Is what you'll make me out to be You know it as well as I do That I am dead on the inside A soulless man who cannot cry out tears Who is immune to emotion You've ripped out my bleeding heart And replaced it with all of your pain Because of you, I've lost everything My happiness, my sadness, my fear and guilt Everything that made me me is gone I am now just the hollow shell of a man Who was once as happy as can be Who now cannot do anything without your say If I could, I would wish things to be different So that I may once more Be able to live out my life So that I may once again Be able to cry out loud Tears of sadness and joy Not this stream of ashs that reminds me so Of dried bones disintegrating in the wind But I know that will never happen I know that I will always be Hollow and dead on the inside This and only this is my fate And I should come to accept that f
Holliday Greetings For My Friends
Holly Shit
You have a Sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at
Holly Shit Help Lol
This whole thing is swallowing me. I can’t remember what its like to be alive. I’m so dead on the inside. I can’t even cry! This feeling, ….Hollow…. Love is rotting on the vine. Here, I’m dying all the time. This un-feeling is deep… I live, but I’m numb. Everybody whispers. They know what you’ve done. My soul’s eroding. Let the truth be known. My demons, they surround me. My heart’s open, but no one’s home. I see your mouth moving. But listen, what for? I can’t even feel you now.. My world is no longer pure.
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Holla At A Nigga!
W'sup y'all. I just want y'all to know that I'm a real dude. And I'm on here to pass the time but while I'm here I'd like to have some conversation make a few friends you know! I pass the time by doing surveys, requesting, commenting, and rating. But you know that's really kinda lame you know.
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Hollow Life - Korn
Feeding the fall I can't help but desire of falling down this time Deep in this hole am I making I can't escape Falling all this time We come to this place Falling through time Living a hollow life Always we're taking Waiting for signs Hollow life Fearing to fall And still the ground below me calls Falling down this time Ripping apart all these things I have tried to stop Falling all this time We come to this place Falling through time Living a hollow life Always we're taking Waiting for signs Hollow life Is there ever any wonder Why we look to the sky Search in vain Asking why? All alone Where is God? Looking down? We don't know We fall in space We can't look down Death may come Peace I have found What to say? Am I alive? Am I asleep ? Or have I died? (Haunting me) We fall in space We can't look down Death may come Peace I have found (Something takes a part of me) What to say Am I alive? Am I asleep We fall down We co
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Hollywood Squares
If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when "Hollywood Squares" game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course.. Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be? A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years? A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes. Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake. Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married? A. Rose Marie: No; wait
Holley, You know I'm thinking of you, I can only relate my own experinces with what you are going thuough. but mine seam trivial to what you have been thru- but in some way I've been thru the place where your at - and this was me in one of my darkest hours - ************************** It's Dark and gloomy - some day's it's a feeling thats hard to get rid of I often feel this way.... Life overwhelms me. Lost in the chaos. Amuck in the mire. Drowning in life. Lonliness prevails. I have heard it said that the song "Heartbreak Hotel" was written by a maid after she found the suicide note of a poor, lost soul. The note simply read, "I walk a lonley road". A simple sentence. A profound message of epic proportion. Quite easy to suffocate on the emptiness of life. Lungs seizing, chest heaving, heart spasming and mind reeling to cope with the mindless reality of it all. Oh, death come quickly, for this one thing I pray. I see no other options, I see no other way. A lo
Hollywood Inbreeding
Ahhhhh life. Its all about status. You're so worried about what people think of you that your willing to risk/ruin your life whether it be sexual, social or professional. Now I know you're saying to yourself; "Self, what the hell is he talking about?" Well fret not, I'm going to tell you. Think about this. Celebrities date/marry other celebrities. Why? Its all about status. God forbid if they are seen in public with someone that is "beneath" them in the status pool. Well I say HORSEPUCKY!!!!! These people date each other and its like hollywood inbreeding. All because they can't be seen on the wrong side of the tracks. Well I am here to tell you. Jennifer Aniston, Alyssa Milano, Kate Hudson and all you other single hollywood hotties, come look me up. I don't want your money. I don't want pics of us arm in arm walking the red carpet together. I don't even want any charity from you in trying to better myself. I just want to see if we mesh. Its true that I don't
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The Holly tree (Ilex aquifolium) as a symbol of goodwill, peace, health and happiness is one of the sacred trees of Wicca/Witchcraft, but its most common association is as a Christmas seasonal decoration. In England Holly is an important native evergreen, as it is to most parts of central and southern Europe, but it is also grown in America, China and Japan. In the barren whiteness of winter against the frost and snow, Holly forms one of the most striking objects in the woodlands. Its glossy green leaves and clusters of scarlet/red berries, add a flash of color to trees without leaves cheering the hearts of weary wanderers. Many of the old Christmas Carols are full of allusions to Holly. As a small tree or shrub the Holly grows very slowly and if planted with other equally slow growing trees, it can achieve heights of up to 50 feet (15 meters) but more frequently in Britain its normal height is 30 to 40 feet (9-12 meters). In Italy and in the woodlands of France, especially those of
I am 100% new to this site and I have no idea what's going on. If I don't answer you, or it seems like I am ignoring you, I APOLOGIZE. Thank you in advance for comments and ratings, I greatly appreciate it. And bear with me >.< If you would like to contact me immediately, go to a site I am more familiar with :) or AIM me @ ferrywinkle xoxo Jamey
... Hollow "click"...
I am the hollow click in your game of Russian Roulette In the quietness of your solitary thoughts, I am the hollow click.. You have chosen to "play the game", You have decided the timing is right, You are ready to face the odds and take the chances, You've convinced yourself the pay off is worth the danger.. You spin the cylinder, SNAP it into place... THE CHAMBER IS CHOSEN... The intense feelings of the preparation, The thrill of the adrenaline pumping through your veins, Every movement intensified Every touch so sensitive The roar in your head is the sound of your breath as it quickens in the silence... You place the revolver to you your head Youfirmly pull the trigger... CLICK There it is, the hollow click.. once again... You feel the "adrenaline high" leaving your body.. You were searching, hoping, aching for that EXPLOSION, You wanted to feel the bullet shatter your exterior and rip through you - taking away, with it's com
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Hollywood Squares
Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be? A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes. Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake. Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married? A. Rose Marie: No; wait until morning. Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency. Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love You"? A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty. Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help,"
The Hollies - Stop In The Nane Of Love
Oh baby I’m aware Of where you go Each time you leave my door Watching you walking down the street Knowing there’s another guy you meet This time before you run to him Leaving me alone again Think it over Haven’t I been good to you babe Think it over Stop in the name of love Before you break my heart Stop in the name of love Before you tear it apart I’m trying hard Hard to be patient Wish you’d stop This infatuation But each time I think of you together I see myself losing you forever This time before you leave my heart And rush back into his arms Verse 2 Haven’t I been sweet to you baby Chorus x3
Holly Hotbox
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Hollywood Pussy
Hollywood is a place i would compare to junior highschool. everyone in JHS spends most of their time trying to determine where on the chain of popularity they fit into. same in hollywood...what kind of car do you drive, what do you do, who do you know, how can you help me become the next gwen stefani or carmen's actually pretty sad, pathetic and a fucking joke...these people in the entertainment industry out here are liike spooge on the balls of the world...they may be on a high rung on the ladder of the Biz here, but come on're spineless puss fucks. these people are more insecure than a 450lb freshman cheerleader. and best of all..everyone out here will kiss your ass until they determine whether or not you're "above" them on the pecking order and path to their grammy, oscar. or "imafukenluser" award. These thoughts come from me not out of bitterness towards my own career...I have my name on 35 million records and have worked on multiple grammy award winning albu
A thousand thousand cuts I suffered From the knife's edge of your indifference. Hurt more than you will ever know; Cut deeper than the blood, Cut deeper than the bone, You left my soul to bleed away. Minute to day, Day to week, Week to month, But still just One Endless Empty Night That I tried to fill any way that I could With women, smoke and booze. A violent, self-sustaining cycle of personal destruction That I reveled in, Until I didn't-- Misery, fed upon misery, begets only misery, As do anger, and sadness, and guilt. All of which I've felt Alternating In waves of dagger-sharp sensation, Neon cold and ice bright. Strangely enough, though, In a way I feel I should thank you, You and your hollow promise of friendship and love, For the people I've met, And the true friends I've made, I'd never have found them without your un-presence in my life. And because of them I've learned the meaning of true friendship, And I've learned the meaning of true lov
Holloween Visiting
Holly Cow!!!!
So its been a while since I have posted a blog. First off I am getting married October 17, 2009. I have been busy trying to get things booked and get my dress payed for. Yes I already have picked out my dress. Went two weeks after we got engaged and picked out my dress with two of my bridesmaids then later went back with my mom to make sure that it was the right one. My moms also picked out her dress and all but one of my bridesmaids have picked out there dress. I even went online and had my daughters dress make from China. What a great deal I got. I have been doing lots of wedding stuff to keep me busy. Back to training at the gym 5 days a week with my trainer Sebastien. If I hit that wall and want to stop he yells out wedding dress. Its been great training with him I wouldn't have it any other way. Hes a great guy. Hes birthday Is November 10th so I plan on driving him more crazy then I normally do. So this weekend has been a roll a coaster for me. 5 years ago November 7th my
Holly Rockstar
Hey Hey Girls Tomorrow Is Hollys 1 Year Fu Anniversary, She shows All Of Us LOTZ Of Love ALL THE TIME!! So lets Show Her Lots Tomorrow !!! Thanx
Holliday Drink Ideas
Necular Antifreeze (AKA Canadian Thaw) 1/4 oz Tripel Sec 1/4 oz Blue Curaco 1 oz Vodka 6 oz Orange Juice or orange bar mix combine all and shake well serve over ice in highball glass Winter Frostbite 3/4 oz Tequila 1/4 oz Creme De Cacao 1/4 oz Blue Curaco 2 oz Half and Half combine all and shake well serve over ice in old fashioned glass Hope who ever reads this blog enjoys the recipies. Please be responsible and don't drink and drive.
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Hollow Earth
everything posted today is old writings, and just a way to fill the time between the last blog posted How beautiful this truly is To be told how to live By the establishments that be They are virtually on every corner The powers that truly be Above every citizen below them Have taken control of all our souls And we cant buy them back on the black market The church will have you thinking There is no harm in drinking Abuse your body and abuse your mind Your soul is set to only wake on the sabbath Politicians buy and sell our freedom In exchange for their myriad of free perks Woe and behold these fellows know The idea of a free lunch is quite a joke Freedom fighters fight society Yet do not know the reason for all their fighting They are thrown into war with the empty promise Of a future in which the decisions are their own And so goes the flow of souls Which ebb and flow like a Pacific tide Life and death is in itself Oblivious to the goings on of the
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Hollow Earth
How beautiful this truly is To be told how to live By the establishments that be They are virtually on every corner The powers that truly be Above every citizen below them Have taken control of all our souls And we cant buy them back on the black market The church will have you thinking There is no harm in drinking Abuse your body and abuse your mind Your soul is set to only wake on the sabbath Politicians buy and sell our freedom In exchange for their myriad of free perks Woe and behold these fellows know The idea of a free lunch is quite a joke Freedom fighters fight society Yet do not know the reason for all their fighting They are thrown into war with the empty promise Of a future in which the decisions are their own And so goes the flow of souls Which ebb and flow like a Pacific tide Life and death is in itself Oblivious to the goings on of the citizens of the Hollow Earth
Holly Shi*t
So I started school yesterday didn't think I would be able to handle it but I am sure going though my lesson books fast. I doing my last grade 10 credit and its math! I didn't pass math in high school because my teacher was an ass and I am sure I forgot to do some work or didn't study for tests. So there's a total of 5 Units and 5 lesson books in each unit. So a total or 20 work books to do. So I have to put in 20h a week and finish at least 2 lessons. I am now starting lesson 5 of unit 1 so I am well on my way. Yesterday I finished my two lesson's got my marks back today. I figured I didn't get a good mark as I finished them so fast. Well to my surprise. My teacher on attached a piece of paper to my sign in and out sheet ( keeps track of our hours) Lesson o1 I got 71% lesson 2 got 74%. I almost fell on my butt I as so happy. Called my mom right away. I can't believe after 6 years of being out of school that I still can kick some butt when it comes to school work. So tonight I am going
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That feeling again filling in the spaces I do not know how to explain it I try to cry a single tear I wish for it the feeling overwheling as it is, it stiffles Loudly Scream into the night air Stomp your feet and make your presence known Force the world to look at you and tell them that its their fault Their fault, Yes blame them for it The conformity of beauty in their eyes its why you feel as if though your As if though you may be empty The expectations of the high and mighties Those immpossible standards they lay out Before you can accomplish the first they add more that never ending quest of stability Grab at the ground and throw it at them There it is are you happy...? The earth you think you own The ground we all walk on, are you satisfied Tell me please explain to me ... you fight for it and make it impossible yet do you bring it with you when you die as the people you stepped on step on you? this ground is nothing you see its science hogwass
Holly Sh*t!!!!
So just an update about school!! Its going good other then the childish drama that some people have to start around school. Things for me are looking up. I finished 10 lessons in my first two weeks of school. My teacher said that I had two that where in the low 50% mark and a few that I missed some questions. I went though most of them during the weekend got them all handed back in by yesterday so she could mark them. I am now studying for my half way test that I have to do tomorrow. I got all my marks back for each lesson. Below are my marks as of right now: Lesson 1 71% Lesson 2 74% Lesson 3 was 56% now 71% Lesson 4 80% Lesson 5 86% Lesson 7 89% Lesson 8 100% Yes its right I had my teacher check twice Lesson 9 80% Lesson 10 was 50% now 79% The good thing about my school is if you get a mark that your not happy with they let you go fix questions to get a higher mark. As of right now I am hitting the A mark for my math. i am very glad that I know if I app
Turn away from me Never see my face Scarred by pain Aged by time My eyes are hollow My grin a razors edge Pain in my stare Your light burns me I suffer as many have My love lost forever Why can't I hold on? Everything slips away I try to breath My lungs fill with ash Ash from my smoldering past The past that will destroy my future I should put this all to rest Release myself from this I need a helping hand Love me, Get me through
Hollow Shell
Hollow Shell Hollow is the shell I dwell within. It is but an uncovered grave with a lifeless body desiring to live again. The evil that lives within my mind longs to lurk about life like demon screaming for freedom. How did this come to be upon me? I once thought I knew myself and you, But I was sorrowful wrong upon my last breath of life. Why must this hollowing shell be my existences now? Cold and dark has now become my only solaces within my death. Endlessly I hear things about me like haunting dripping of blood from my veins. Hollow is my shell of death lingering in sorrowful winds of dark dreams. I am nothing now because I dare to love you. Words I wrote and spoke fell upon your deafen ears. Your heart and soul was twisted and cruel to me. My hollowness is now my lostness upon abyss of endless darkness. As my restless spirit watches you move about life and reaching out to love again. ©2009 Firestar
Hollowman Pt. Ii
Fall into me and sleep I have a dream and nobody cares Dream of fires raging Hollow pain Dig deep into the swollen grave I have a dream but no one wants to listen Fall with me through the burning years Hurdle down through my flaming past I hurt myself each day Just to see if I can feel I hate this pain I have to feel it again Razorblade smile Stained by time, broken I'll smile in the face of my end You are somewhere else I am still right here A new beginning Same old end...
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Hollywood Undead- City
Let's watch it burn... Let's watch it burn... Let's watch this city burn the world. Chorus: Let's watch this city burn, from the sky lines on top of the world, Till there's nothing left in her, Let's watch this city burn the world. My body doused in ash, with two empty cans of gas, The only evidence they have is a police sketch of my mask. And it's hard at times to ask if you can save my heart for last, And it's hard to face the facts when the darkness fades to black. It's not just make believe when they make me take a seat, And they put amphetamines in the air and make me breathe. So come on and grab your children, look out for burning buildings, And villains who pillage, they're killin' by the millions. And billions of people die for a lost cause, So now I pray to my nation destroyed under God. It's the end of the world... All my battles have been won but the war has just begun. (Chorus) The city looks so pretty do you wanna burn it with me? Till the skies bleed ashes and this
Hollywood Hot Topic
Hollywood Undead - Undead
Undead!Undead!Undead!Undead!Undead!You better get up out the way,Tomorrow we'll rise so let's fight today,You know, I don't give a fuck what you think or say,'Cause we're gonna rock this whole place anyway(Undead!)You better get up out the way,Tomorrow we'll rise so let's fight today,You know, I don't give a fuck what you think or say,'Cause we're gonna rock this whole place anywayNow I see that motherfuckin' writin' on the wallWhen you see, J-3-T,Thirty Deep, he's down a brawl,Fuck those haters I see,Cause I hate that you breathe,I see you duck,You little punk,You little fucking disease,I got H.U. tatted on the front of my arms,Boulevard,Brass knuckles in the back of the car,Cause we drunk drive Cadillacs - we never go far,But when you see us motherfuckers,Better know who we areI got one thing to say to punk asses who hate,Motherfuckers who don't know what,You better watch what you say.From these industry fucks,To these faggot ass punks,You don't know what it takes,To get this motherf
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Holliwood's Salon Adventure
So today in preperation for leave, I decided to go to the Salon and have a few beautification things done. WOW! What an experience! First obviously being a Soldier, I needed a haircut. After the haircut I got a manicure! That wasn't too bad. She made my thumb cuticale bleed alittle and the middle finger on my left hand, but like I said not too painful. Then came the "FACIAL"! Started off enlightening! I was enjoying it actually, to the point to where I fell asleep. I was abruptly woken to the shear pain of a metal object scraping away at my nose. I couldn't tell what she was cutting me up with because I had some type of cloth covering my eyes and stuck to my temples. To my surprise I was not bleeding or cut at all! Intense pain that was shooting through my whole head! WOW! All that just for black-heads! To top it all off I had my back waxed! Compaired to the FACIAL that was cake! It was alittle uncomfortable but had to be done! Ladies! I give you props! You go through alot to stay sexy
Hey Gang, Ok looks like I now have something else to become addicted to!! I love meeting new people and these are some cool digs to do it in. So school me peeps... Give me the 411 and let me know the dos and donts of this fubar thang. Catch ya later! Jerzgal
leaving tommorrow for base in schinnen..should be back sunday night///offline till then...take care...and stay safe
Holly Mcnarland - In The Air Tonight
The Hollow Tree
In youth we have a heartYoung and strongGrowing inside of usEveryday beatingSearchingLongingLovingWe grow bigWe stand tallBut the hands of timeShow no mercyAnd our leaves fallLying dead on the groundOur branches breakOur roots run dryThen we hear our last heartbeatWe bid farewellEverything has to dieOur last words spokenWhispered into the windBlowing through a hollow tree. Poem By Tammy C.
Hollywood Rapists And Shouting
I am spitting nails about Roman Polanski and the cock sucking Hollywood deadbeats who are calling for this child rapist to be released. He raped a 13 year old girl and then hired a fleet of expensive lawyers to keep up with the extradition laws of the all the countries he could visit as he fled the US to avoid a prison sentence.   He admitted having sex with a minor. He drugged, sodomised and raped a 13 year old girl, but hang on, don't forget the man is an auteur, he won an Oscar for fuck sake, Woody Allen is crying for his release - we cant possibly jail this man, he knows Harvey Weinstein and Harvey is going to speak to Schwarzenegger to get these insidious charges dropped. Its just a load of rich famous people excusing child rape, even women's rights campaigner Whoopi Goldberg said " it wasn't rape-rape"  really? There is such a thing as rape-rape? I never saw that kind of rape in the film the Colour Purple did you?   Speaking as a woman who was raped as a child, I am aghast at
Hollywood Mistress
Hollywood..A đâЯĸè Åŋģë£@ fubar   I am a classic renaissance woman. I paint, draw, craft and in my spare time sing and write songs. Currently working on some songs to submit for a motion picture soundtrack and hoping to submit some of my art to a local gallery by next year.People are interesting to me so I love meeting and connecting with different people. Love to stay busy and constantly networking. Bringing people together is also a passion of mine. If I can make just one person change their negative way of thinking then I am happy.
Holloween Auction Starts Oct, 14
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Hollow Echos
Hollow EchosHollow echos keep ringing in my ears... Help me master please take away my fears...Feening desires holding on to my fate... Call me near you I dont want to be too late...My funeral has.... prepared... itself....Death is calling... its me,and no one else..I feel like running.... but now theres no where to go... Hollow echos I cant take it no mo'....This road is winded.... down to its very end...I think its finally say goodbye my friend..Havoc is within me can't heal it to norm... feel my blood is no more warm...Hollow echos keep ringing my ears...Help me Master please take away my fears...Feening desires holding on to my fate.. Call me near you...I dont want to be too late...Fall from the dragon and fire shall to the master...he wont let you return...Fall from the dragon and the fire shall to the master...he wont let you return...Inside theres horror and trouble all dispare....Inside is hollow...and no ones ever there...Death is
Hollywood Squares An Email From A Great Friend
These great questions and answers are from the days when ' Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course. Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat? A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness! (The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!)   Q. Do female frogs croak? A . Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.   Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.   Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. A . George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.   Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.   Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is at
Hollywood's Top 25 Bombshell's
What is consider a “bombshell” when it comes to a woman? Most young people will look to the stars of today. Not so fast my horny friend. has come up with Hollywood’s top 25 bombshells who ever appeared on the big screen. Feast on the hottest babes as chosen by BlastFM is its own bombshell. Listen to the music you will sing, dance and groove to.
Hollywood Squares
Subject: : Hollywood squares    It's good when you occasionally laugh out loud.    THOSE OF US WHO REMEMBER     Hollywood Squares:  These great questions and answers are from the days when '   Hollywood  Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course..  Q.. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat? A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness! (The audience laughe
Hollow Victory...
Hollow Ground.
Once again I've lost my way. Going nowhere fast, I dread the return. Spend my days in this self-made cage. Where my soul can dwell, and my loneliness is thriven far to well. All and none of the answers I've found. Alone I stand on hollow ground. Too many years have passed. Too much blood has been spilt. I realize it's my destiny, my will. Things aren't always what they seem As the scars on my skin will show On hollow ground I stand On hollow ground repent The sins were mine. I'm gone, I know. Dazed and weakened by the haze. Went nowhere fast, I dread the return. I've lost my ways, am I losing my mind? Maybe then my redemtion's there to find.
Hollywood Sex Wars This Saturday & Orgy Overload On
Newsletter Of The Dr Susan Block Institute THIS Saturday, October 8th on  The Dr. Susan Block ShowHOLLYWOOD SEX WARS   “Guys Just Want to Get Laid & Girls Just Want to Get Paid”        
Hollywood Sex Wars
Breaking Yom Kippur Fast with a Dildo Swordfight & Vulva Puppet Party with AV Flox & Hollywood Sex Wars' Jacqui Holland & Christine Nguyen. Images by Irwin  10-08-2011  Length: 105:43 minutes    Date: 10/08/2011 Click Here for the “Hollywood Sex Wars” Pix Page… Adding New Pix Every Hour Through Wednesday!  Video coming soon to Having just broken a long and light-headed Yom Kippur fast, we’re hungry for it here at the Speakeasy…and by “it” I mean the deliciously funny and sexy new indie film, Hollywood Sex Wars.  Just released with an R rating for its scintillating scenes of nude bouncing boobs plus assorted party drugs, HSW focuses a comical yet illuminating light on the Darwinian battle of the sexes raging on the mean streets of Hollywood where “guys try to get laid and girls try to get paid.”  On this stimulating RadioSUZY1 broadcast, HSW’s creator and some of its sexiest, funniest cast members&md
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Hollow Squares In Google Chrome For Many Special Characters. ?
i've tried everything i know how to do, but i'm still seeing hollow squares for many special characters in my Chrome browser. i figured it out when i was on before, but can't remember what i did. anyone know? thank you!
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Hollow   When reason falls And logic falters When pleasure dulls And pain fades to an ache When joy is gone And anger follows close behind. What is left?
Holliday Hello
Good evening all. I am new to this fubar stuff but i just wanted to say hello and Wish all a Merry Christmas.
Holmes Will Require Su
FLORHAM PARK, N.J. -- Things just got a lot tougher for the struggling New York Jets. Wide receiver Santonio Holmes will miss the rest of this season with an injured left foot, leaving the Jets without their top offensive playmaker. The team announced Wednesday that Holmes will require surgery and was placed on season-ending injured reserve. "Obviously, thats a big loss for us," coach Rex Ryan said. "Santonios one of the top receivers in the game, and it is a big loss." And, thats quite the understatement. The news came just over a week after star cornerback Darrelle Revis was likely lost for the season with a torn ligament in his left knee -- although the Jets havent placed him on IR yet, in case, Ryan said, he recovers in time to play in the Super Bowl. But that leaves the Jets (2-2) now without their best players on defence and offence as they try to return to the playoffs this year after missing out last season. Ryan insisted, however, that the teams expectations have n
* Holographic Templates * & The Holographic Universe *
Holographic Template The Holographic Template is the original thought-form construct upon which our universal structure is perpetually created. The Holographic Template represents the living Morphogenetic Field - the dimensionalized blueprint of conscious light, sound and scalar waves, within which the individuated consciousness is stationed, an upon the illusion of solidity is manifest. The human body is a living “holographic projection machine”. Consciousness IS energy and Energy IS Conscious. The externalization of life, manifestation of matter and individuation of identity are HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTIONS of Consciousness-Energy Substance, created through an intrinsic order of energetic relationships. Energetic relationships represent interrelationships of consciousness, in its infinite manifest and de-manifest form. Reality is Thought Construction. The core substance of the cosmos is Consciousness. Thought is an attribute of Consciousness, the filter th
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The human body is a living “holographic projection machine”. As the neurological structure processes the DNA codes as electric impulses, the individual will perceive outside of himself - as three dimensional matter - the images and events that were programmed into his DNA. Everything out there is a holographic projection. Consciousness projects. We see the hologram because of what is held within our DNA. (Voyager I – Page 27 and 60) Reality is Thought Construction. The core substance of the cosmos is Consciousness. Thought is an attribute of Consciousness, the filter through which consciousness manifests itself into the Hologram of Form. - The Holographic Template. Nothing is truly solid. All things are composed of Consciousness and their apparent solidity (density) is determined by the relationship between the consciousness observing the form and the consciousness of which the form is made. (The Kathara Bio-Spiritual Healing System Course - Page 10) The "hologram"
The Holocaust
His name was Mr. Adolf, Who knocked a bunch of people off, He was in charge of the holocaust, Without thinking of the cost. We'll never know the reason why, He thought a whole race deserved to die, He thought the jews were the enemy, that killing them was the only remedy. He was so charismatic, his power over his people was automatic, I don't why they listened to him, Or the war they thought they could win. He did not fit his master race, For he had too much of a jewish face, I will always think that he was insane, his people didn't deserve all that pain. He's the most hated man in history, his death is not much of a mystery, But we should learn from his mistakes, life for any reason is wrong to take. by Michael Juneau
The Holocaust Shakedown
by Dr. William Pierce Imagine that a robber walks into a bank, points a pistol at a teller, hands her a bag, and demands that she put all the money from her cash drawer in it. At first she protests, but then, after he threatens to shoot, she fills the robber's bag with cash. And then imagine that, as the robber walks out of the bank with his bag of loot, the bank guard opens the door for him, smiles at him, offers to hail a cab for him, and tells him to come again soon. After that it's not difficult to imagine that he probably will. That's about the way it's been with the Jews recently. Two years ago they put a gun to the head of the Swiss people collectively and demanded billions of dollars in reparations for Swiss bank accounts they claimed had been owned by Jews who disappeared during the Second World War. The Swiss initially protested that unclaimed Jewish bank accounts from the 1930s and 1940s amounted at most to a few million dollars, not to billions, and besides the war ende
Holocaust by Barbara Sonek We played, we laughed we were loved. We were ripped from the arms of our parents and thrown into the fire. We were nothing more than children. We had a future. We were going to be lawyers, rabbis, wives, teachers, mothers. We had dreams, then we had no hope. We were taken away in the dead of night like cattle in cars, no air to breathe smothering, crying, starving, dying. Separated from the world to be no more. From the ashes, hear our plea. This atrocity to mankind can not happen again. Remember us, for we were the children whose dreams and lives were stolen away.
~Hologram~ Phrases flow down our cryptic path culminating in our beauty’s ‘last’. But don’t you let the grains of time stop us now, for it is only us…right here: living life through mutual breaths. What occurs outside our sphere is irrelevant- It has no meaning, it is transparent, it doesn't have a doesn’t bleed if cut. It only exists between distant planes, invisible to our human hearts. Take my hand and let my warmth caress your flesh. It is only us right here, right now. The world around us had stopped spinning but inside us life goes on. Kiss my lips, don’t be afraid to hold me close. Let us be united under one sentiment. Look at me…look even closer. Now crawl inside me through these eyes that ache to greet you. The external creation is now crumbling but it doesn’t matter: let it rattle…let it shatter. It is only us right here, right now. Now let me inside you and let me touch your fragile soul. I will be gentle, I’ll lose my walls- toni
Holocaust Remembrance Day
Holocaust Remembrance Day May 2, 2008 is a day of remembrance for six million Jews who perished during the Holocaust by Gerry Brown The motto "Work Makes Free" is inscribed in the gates of the first Nazi concentration camp near Dachau, Germany. The Holocaust is the term used to refer to the period from 1933 to 1945, before and during World War II, when Adolf Hitler and the Nazis systematically persecuted and murdered nearly six million Jews. More than one third of the World Jewry, as well as another five million non-Jews throughout Europe, were killed during this period. The genocide, or what the Nazis dubbed "The Final Solution," occurred mainly at six death camps located in Poland. A Day of Commemoration for Those Who Perished In 1951, the Israeli Knesset declared that the 27th day of Nisan is to be Yom HaShoah, or Holocaust Remembrance Day, a day of commemoration for the Jews who perished and for those who showed resistance and heroism during the Holocaust. The day
Holocaust Survivor Donates Auschwitz Jacket To Montreal Museum
A Holocaust survivor has given a Montreal museum a jacket she was forced to wear while imprisoned, over six decades ago, at the Auschwitz concentration camp. Imy (Irma) Nemenoff-Gellert donated the rare item on Monday, her 97th birthday, in the hope it might serve as a reminder of that dark period in history. “It was time,” Nemenoff-Gellert said of her decision to part with the item. “It's good for people who come to visit the museum to know what happened during the Holocaust — youngsters, especially.” The Montreal Holocaust Memorial Centre hailed the item as a rare find because, juicy couture after the Holocaust, most prisoners destroyed the clothing that was forced upon them. The item most closely resembles a thick shirt, but she refers to it as her jacket. It is striped grey and blue, with dark buttons, has no pockets and it carries a tag marked U-609 on the front — the U signifying that she was Hungarian. She decided to donate the jacket nearly a
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Holocaustic Beginnings Began To Ignite
My work requires I cover a wide range of topics..and each one is different, but not every one touches me..this one however did...researching the Night of Broken Glass really inspired me to write this poem...we all have heard about the Holocaust and that alone is tragic and saddening..the night of broken glass is when that first sad how hateful and evil this world has and can be at times...     Torn and shattered lives, screamed throughout the night. Holocaustic beginnings began to ignite. Evil retaliation, was the only thing in sight.   None of the government officials, offered a hand. Icy cold bodies, littered the land. German gangs and mob members began attacking the Jews. Hard pounding thrusts fell upon cold-hearted shoes. The night Hitler’s hatred began to diffuse.   On that long and horrendous night, the streets were painted red. Families ripped apart, through the blood they had shed.   Businesses were vandalized, homes were burnt down. Rage
Hol's For Next Yr...? Where Do I Go?
where should I go next year on my holidays? Was looking at america somewhere with good evening entertainment =D night club's? etc leave comments
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Holy Shit
i am so frikin bored... i am home babysitting my sisters 3 kids and they are definatly a fun bunch... the first is a 15yr old boy who is into goth and hates the world... ya he is so with the wrong crowd.. the next is a 9 yr old boy... all about him him him.. he wants everyones attention and will pretty much do anything to get it... Then the best of all.. well worst in reality is my 6yr old niece... she is omg.. where do i start.. if its not her way its the high yells.. she screams at everything and i give her anything i want.. she cant play nice and if she see's some one with something she wants... she'll get it one way or another... so i guess in all actuallity i am never bored when they are here.. but they are at the park across the road so i am bored... sorry for blabbing and rambling on and on ppls... take care and have a great nite.. Luv ya bunches... Dakota
Holy Poopie We Have Bloggification
dear god, for the past like...few weeks. ok since I joined LC I was like this place would kick my ass if it had a blog feature. and now all of a sudden I come home from slave mart to find out ZOMG!!! blogging!!! just as a warning...this could be a very scary thing. some myself...are scary. so tonights blog is going to be about my most favoritest creature in the entire oh so wonderful and totally hot wonderful sweet and goofy rat....krispy kritter. she's kritter for short, but darn it I love her. I love her with an insane passion. this rat kicks butt. I kid you not. anyways, she got a bath tonight which she hates, and she was mad at me, but I noticed that for some reason she has some sort of an a hole on her neck. She's acting fine, she's alert, she's insane (that's normal) she still comes to me when I call her...Im just really scared that something might happen to her. she's really my baby (even though I have 3 other rats, she w
Holy Crap I Just Figured Out How To Make Blogs....
I really dig writing blogs. It's one of my new favorite things. This has been the absolute high light of my day... okay... not really. I'm just really super bored. What is of importance???? hmmm... Paul and I have found a couple of really great drummers we're considering for the band. Paul really wanted to play drums, and he's a good drummer. I think it's a great idea, but he has tracks that he wants to sing on and that he wants us to duet on. It wouldn't be too bad if we found a drummer who could also kick ass at guitar so that they could just switch out during a set, but paul has a left handed set which makes it even more difficult. The old line up is pretty much out the door and we're just scratching everything and writing new songs. We are keeping "Ghost in the Machine" and maybe "Emerge". If you want to hear those check out his myspace Sweet shit. If you want to hear my crappy indie music it's just do it.
Holy Man
HOLY MAN PEOPLE! how much do u all rock??? U ALL GOT ME TO #99! how did u all pull that one off "happy belated month annivers to me"
well its been 9 days since i have had a smoke and i think im doing pretty good if i do say so myself i dont think its that hard every time i was pregnant i quit well i hope i can keep it up cause this time its more serious i have emphazema
Holy Question Batman
Beliefs So the question is.... Is it possible to hold beliefs about spirituality, faith and religion without influencing those around you, e.g. you kids or significant other ???? The one thing I have always disliked intensly about mainstream patriarcal religions is their overwhelming need to convert everyone to their way of thinking. What the hell is that about??? Why do we see, every day, the scenes of people who claim to be representing their religion, which as it is speaks of peace and tolerence, screaming about killing / beheading those who do not believe in their particular religion?? Bear in mind, I'm not just pointing at them. Look at the "Crusades". Hundreds of years ago the Christians, mostly from England, travelled a couple of thousand miles to the area now known as Turkey, to "convert the pagans" to their religion, killing thousands of them in the process. In the dark ages we had the witch-cleansings where the church used the fear of the notion of witches
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Holy Freaking
gah, i am sick right now like really sick. sitting at this computer is making it wrose but i just wanted to write in here becuase i am bored and i need to move because lying ther simaking things better..I am going to the hospital later.maybe they can see what is wrong with me...I dont know what is wrong i cant eat sleep nor can i like move that well.. It looks like i am the living dead right now it sucks. I am so pale this sucks. Jesse has been calling me, He is trying to make me feel better lol he is funny. Well i dont know i think i should go. got to lay down before i go tot he hosiptal. bye everyone
Holy Fuckin Shit
holy fuckin shit what up fuckers. went to the TRIVIUM show tonight and meet somebody i never expected to see. somehow caught a drumstick during the show, after the concert, meet up with the band. got the stick, stub, and some other shit signed, and a few pics. thats all good, BUT RITA (A.K.A. DIMEBAG DARREL's girlfriend/wife) was there. apperantly now that dime is gone she rolls with trivium now. she was hangin out by the bus after the show. granted she was a LITTLE bit intoxacated but she is one of the nicest and most appreceative people i have ever meet. talked with her for a few minutes and got a pic. HOLY FUCKIN SHIT, i meet dimebags girl. i never thought that would happen but this just proves that metel is good and you never know who can pop up somewhere. -horns up fuckers- i meet dimebags girl. guess thats as close as you can get now -peace-
Holy Wow...
Since when was there a blog on here? Anyway, today has been a good day so far. I'm just hungry. After tonight I have a few days off which I'm happy about.. I need a few days off. This Friday is the wedding.. I'm eh about it. I hate not knowing people but they know you. Well Keeva's whinny so it's time to go.. Lata..
Holy Fuck This Week Sucks Ass Already
Monday morning i get a phone call from the school principle ( Again ) I answer the phone and groggily say hello the conversation went something like this Principle- Loretta Me- Yes Principle- this is the principle up at @@@@@ middle school, I am sending Austin home for a couple of days. Me- Uhm ok what did he do? Principle- Well Austin got in a fight and he slugged a kid in the jaw me- who did he get into a fight with? Principle- ( insert name here ) Me- Ok well ill have david come get him, how many days is he suspended? Principle- 3 and dont be too hard on him the kid deserved it but when they lay hands on oneanother i have to send them home. Me- Ok i understand Hang up phone Me- David you have to wake up David- Why Me - Austin got in a fight and got suspended for 3 days youhave to go pick him up David - Gawdfuckindammit This was Austin's last fuckin freebee if it happens again he goes to live with his dad
Holy Poop On A Stick Batman!
Thank you to everyone who helped me level in like 2 days! I had 8000 to go on Monday and you all made it happen like that!...Thanks to all of you!....You fuckers rock!
Holy Fuckin Shit!
Fuck me runnin! I'm a tight cherry now! Yippie fucking skippie. Now I can have an even more obnoxiously large number of useless images up on my profile! SWEET!
Holy Fuck!
I am gonna be a daddy! twins! i hope she comes up here!! ask for details.... yup TRIPS... cant wait
Holy Shit!!!
I just realized that I get paid tomorrow!!! That's exciting. Too bad I have to pay bills. That really sucks. Ok, my good mood is now just gone. Finished. Over. Done. GOD YOU PEOPLE SUCK! Did you know that when I ride in an ambulance, they charge you for fucking EVERYTHING?! I got charged for 5 fucking pairs of RUBBER GLOVES! It cost me $800 to go 5 FUCKING MILES! That's just ridiculous. Ok. I'm done now.
Holy Shit!
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Holy Shit
The more time I spend on here the more I realize what a bunch of whiny drama whore a lot of people are. Ive said it once and I'll say it again...ITS ONLY A WEBSITE! Fuckkkkkkkkk man...Get over it assholes. Click the little x in the top right hand corner if you dont like it. Im sick of reading bulletins about he said she said bullshit. Get a grip on reality. Go take a walk in the park or something. If you have nothing better to do with your time than sit in front of your computer and cry because of shit on this website I feel sorry for your stupid ass.
Holy Fuck
OMFG how many of u are sick of peeps that don't return the fave when ya ask....go show some friggin love please and if ya haven't already reposted my bulletin to get it out there it wld frickin b appreciated....heres direct link where i wld like some love and not just from my wife. just click on the damn pic ya looked at this so i am sure won't kill ya to do this. maybe take a min or two out of u'r dang internet life.
Holy Cow!
Well most people read the newspaper in the morning...I usually don't read it all...but today I was taking a bubble bath a little while ago, and I was reading an article about the Buckeyes/Wolverines game last night about the tailgaters and the fans and the atmosphere...Well shortly after the Buckeyes won (Buckeyes 42 - Wolverines 39)...The Ohio Lottery Pick 4 was announced....Would you believe...the pick four came out as 4-2-3-9 ???
Holy Shit
welllll said i was sick of fakes on here and the peeps that want want want and can't help in return when ya need it have allllllllllllllll been deleted...i gone from almost 6 hun friends to 125....WOW, now thas a nice clean list : )~~.....well i feel a lil better lmfaro.....and as for new peeps that wanna b added fook that i want nomore i gots all the peeps i need now blow dead goats.pmsl
Holy Hollywood, Batman!
Star-Filled 'Bible Experience' A Hit Longer Old Testament audio version is planned for 2007. Blair Underwood is the voice of Jesus in "The Bible Experience," a hit on the audio book circuit. It's an epic telling of the life of Jesus, an ambitious production featuring an all-star cast. But it's not a movie or miniseries. It's a new audio Bible released by Zondervan, one of the world's largest publishers of religious books. "Inspired By ... The Bible Experience: New Testament" features a large, all-black cast including some of Hollywood's biggest names. And in the world of audio books, it's a smash. It has been at or near the No. 1 spot among the best-selling books listed on Wal-Mart's Web site since its early fall release. The retail chain Family Christian Stores say it's the fastest-selling audio Bible it has ever stocked. The 21-hour production, which lists for $49.99, features the voice talents of more than 250 singers, clergy and actors, including Denzel Washingt
Holy Mackeral
This site is totally crazy. It's kind of hard to figure out and navigate. Maybe I'm feeling net-stupid and that doesn't happen all that often. I wish there was an easier way to search for people in my area to chat with. I don't quite get the points system either, oh well. If people are seeing this, I guess you can view my profile/pictures and comment or whatever you are supposed to do for me and I will try to return the favor.
Holy Batshit
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A Holy Sin
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Holy Hell
So I had court today. It went fine is like 100 dollars or so. Mom got a call from the body shop who is working on the car. It's totaled. so we have to look for a new car. apparently the hood smashing into the roof is a bad thing. So ummm yeah that is my day. I'm copying and pasting this so if you read one of my blogs don't bother reading the others. I don't want to restate thigns all the time. So yeah it kidda sucked. Oh yeah my sister kizzie was in court too as was my grandma marty so it was a family meeting woohoo yay. I'm seriously stressed out...don't know how much more i can take. It's got to stop sometime right? At least work is still going well. I like it. However I've been late twice since I got on full time. It's not my fault but it sucks. ummm I guess that its it... love ya mean it jeri
Holy S#%t , I'm Kinky!!!!
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Holy Shit.
Yay at the yelling in my living room. I was suppose to have a day off. But ive been being the fucking peace maker between my brothers and his little drug friends. I seriously dont know how i havent been hurt yet. Seriously. Bad situations. And the funny thing is they ALL ex fucking cops. The cops were just here mhmm and finally just left. For now. They'll be back cause my brothers dont know when to SHUT THERE FUCKING MOUTHS. Oye. Im moving. Officially. I love my mom, and i know she wants me here. But if they're gonna stay i gotta go. I cant do this no more. Im a grown adult i dont need to be a fuckimg mediator in situations that could get me KILLED. My mother dont need to deal with this shit too. She needs to let me make them fucking leave. Seriously. My lungs hurt the last thing i needed to do today was cuss out cops. And i did. Oye. Now i gotta go to my brothers apartment which WAS mine, and fucking get the kid and take her to HER grandparents so that when they go after andr
Holy Friggin' Holidays
I am by no means a people person, so shopping presents an extra challenge. So far so good, I haven't harmed anyone despite the rudeness. Things have actually been good, until the cashier. I don't expect an ass-kissin', but if I'm spending a couple hundred dollars, how about a "Hello" or "Thank you" something than the far off "I hate my job" look and attitude. All that fun followed by 6 hours of gift wrapping. Now my body feels as though I fell down the stairs, ass first and last. HOOyah Holiday cheer.
Holy... Do I Ever!
~I HAVE A BIG CRUSH~ I want to tell her she's beautiful and such; But I dont wanna say too much, Because, right now, its jus a big crush. I want to pass a kiss on and all that kissy mush; I only hope it wouldn't be asking too much. Floating together in passion clouds and wanderlust; I dont think I'm dreaming too much, Cause this boi's got a BIG crush
Holy Crap
Ok this isnt about anything really, so if you stop reading now thats ok, i dont mind. I guess i should say thank you to all the people that are willing to be my friends, i do appreciate it. Dont be afraid to ask me stuff, im pretty open to everything. I guess thats all for now, until i come up with somethin better. Have a great day and keep smiling, it brightens every ones day. Freddy
Holy Crap!
i just got an email telling me that i passed the application process to be an Suicide girl!!! holy crap!!!!
Holy Fucking Balls.
it's rediculous... i have been drinking since two o clock... apparently i can't deal with my life if not under the influence. o well... atarah = mobile. aim: strawberregashes cause i am a lamer. play with me?
Holy Cow
Something is wrong. I am never an emotional person. Now for some reason everything is turning into a big deal for me. Damn....anymore seems the wind blowing can send me into a fit of crying for hours. A simple gesture will piss me off, a simpler "Hey, How are you" can cause me to break down and cry until I have the sniffles. Things that have never bothered me before are now turning me upside down. What in the hell is wrong with me? Why can't I be the non-feeling person I've been for the last 10 years of my life?
Holy Land
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
Holy Shit! I'm Finally Back!
I didn't think I was ever going to be able to return to CherryTap! I can't access the site from work anymore and no fucking cat ate through the wiring from the keyboard to my pc at home. This is the SECOND time this month! So I am now on my third keyboard thanks to my little ball of fluff. So , did I miss anything big?!?! Everyone fill me in on how you are doing!!!! ***kisses*** Beer Queen
Holy Shit The Chickmunks Got High
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Holy Shit!
Dayum...Here I am, 1-1-2007 trying to say Thanks to all of you wonderful people giving me love and WOW...I got the ole spam thing telling me that if I keep sending the same thing that I could ride the short bus on my space... I was just trying to acknowledge start changing each and every thank you...and dayum...It seems you can be at this all day long! I thank you all and want to show you all some love, but, Rome wasn't built in a day...LOL If I missed you, let me know, it wasn't intentional! You people are so wonderful and I enhjoy sharing the love so please don't take this as bitching but as explanation to my "short bus" ride. Big kisses and THANK YOU AGAIN! Courtesy of Terri
Holy Hell, Batman! Look What I Found!!
My old Arthur's Museum shirt!! From almost twenty years ago, when I would go see this cool band who happened to have this gorgeous longhaired guitarist who made me melt... and who would blush madly when I flirted with him. Who knew? Wow.
Holy Damn
The Holy Alphabet!
Although things are not perfect Because of trial or pain Continue in Thanksgiving Do not begin to blame Even when the times are hard Fierce winds are bound to blow God is forever able Hold on to what you know Imagine life without his love Joy would cease to be Keep thanking him for all the things Love imparts to thee Move out of "Camp Complaining" No weapon that is known On earth can yield the Power Praise can do alone Quit looking at the future Redeem the time at hand Start every day with worship To "thank" is a command Until we see him coming Victorious in the sky We'll run the race with gratitude X-alting God most high Yes, there'll be good times & there'll be bad, but... Zion waits in glory...where none are ever sad!
Holy Hell
So how everyone life going? I don't mean day or week, I mean life. Is it going the way that you wanted it too. Think about it. Did you do everything that you want to do? Are with that person that you can't live without and you know it will last forever? Are you living your life to the fullest? Those are the questions I ask myself everyday, It kinda keeps me going and being the positive person I am. There are bad days and then good but look at it this way, live as if it was your last day, have no regrets cause then your going to have that what'if factor. I know I don't like the what-ifs because then I get all depressed thinking what I could have done to make my life that much better. Just live life and get some while your doing it. Welp, I hope there are some words of wisdom.. yeah right.. Tune in next week for the thought of Stace.. Want me to talk about a certain topic, message me. Need advice message me.. I'll answer, friends strangers...Well love ya all, **Stace**
Holy Fucking Shit!!!
You are ALL not going to believe this. Getting ready to launch the most baddest contest ever! Created an all new album to make sure everything looked great. Moved all of our long legs to the new album, deleted the old album and guess fucking what?!? The system deleted BOTH fucking albums! All of the pics...gone! I asked cherry support and they told me the system couldn't catch up as fast as I was working and now I have to try and go find all of the pictures all over again! Somebody just shoot me in the head...
Holy Crap!!
Hello to all my new friends and fans!! I want to thank each and every one of you for stopping by and showing my that sweet cherry love!!! So be patient with me...I will get to all of you, I promise! Kisses, Submissive One
Holy Shit...
I got a court date in 3 weeks.... Im proably going to be sent away.... I dont know 4 how long.... It suckz but u gotta do what u gotta do..... I'll keep u guys updated.... If u wanna know why.... Ask in a message.... Ight... Keep it real, CaiTLiN
Holy Shit!!!!
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The Holy Temple
In keeping with spirit... Doggie and the Pastor are planning a number of visits to the holy temple in northern Arizona! (you can see a pic of the temple on my profile labeled "my favorite bar") Damn, I can't wait for summer and the beginning of services at Temple Bugles!
Holy Cow!!!!!!
Anyone into Rock, here is a Calendar from the Local Scene in Tidewater Virginia, keep your eyes open, some of these bands will be famous in the next few years, especially the one below, cause My SON is in it, MAD MAx!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Their band in on APRIL! Smiles
Holy Shit Guys
i'm bored
A Holy Relationship...
Two individuals meet in a place of trust and peace. There is no barrier to communication. There is nothing hidden. They choose to walk alongside each other and share what they have. This sharing is different from an exchange. Nothing is specifically given or taken. Nothing is lost. Resources are not depleted. Insecurities are brought into the light through courage. They are observed with compassion and objectivity. These barriers to peace are recognized. Both work together to navigate through the illusions of doubt, lack, and fear. A meditation on the Holy Relationship Ultimately, there is the realization of a continual reflection of light. The precious sense of individual identity is lost in favor a broader identity that allows for a greater sense of personal freedom within the context of community. Misgivings are replaced with a sense of gratitude. Bitterness is replaced with an ever-present sweetness. Complex thoughts become easier to navigate. A choice is made to intentionall
Holy Man Lyrics By Lita Ford
Lead me into temptation Save me with your healing hands Show me the fires of creation Baby be my holy man Flames in the Garden of Eden Heaven in pieces at my feet I faced the raging ruin Of a million sleepless nights I need to rest my weary head On your resurrection bed Storms across the horizon Whirlwind tuggin' at my sleeve Just when my heart was turning To an icy shade of blue You came into the night Held me so close How the hell ya found me God only knows Lead me into temptation Save me with your healing hands Show me the fires of creation Baby be my holy man Lies in the Valley of Evil Like shadows fallin' 'cross my eyes When there's no santuary You came and turned the storms away You made the darkest night in my life Into Judgement Day Lead me into temptation Save me with your healing hands Show me the fires of creation Baby be my holy man I see forever in your eyes For your love I would make any sacrifice, yeah Lead me into temptat
Holy Crabs This People
Dear David, Several weeks ago, we informed you by mail that our editors have certified your poem "Mirror of the Broken Past" as a semi-finalist in our International Open Poetry Contest. I'm writing to remind you that your poem will automatically be entered into the final competition held in February 2007. As a semi-finalist, you now have an excellent chance of winning one of 104 cash or gift prizes--including the $1,000.00 First Prize. You may even win the $10,000.00 annual Grand Prize! We wish you the best of luck as you compete for these prizes in the coming weeks (click here for a complete list of prizes). And that's not all . . . David . . . Imagine Your Poem Featured on a Page by Itself in a Beautiful Coffee-table Edition! As I mentioned in my letter, and in celebration of the unique talent that you have displayed, we also wish to publish your poem in what promises to be one of the most highly sought-after collections of poetry we have ever published
Holy Crap.
look at the shit that just landed in my shout box: DEPRESS AN...: do you ahve a webcam if so want to make $500-2000? DEPRESS AN...: do you have a webcam? followed closely by... longrun: i love great sex id realkly love great sex with you and then... Good Copen...: god damn you have nice big tits tact is just flowin on the tap today!
Holy Buckets.... Of Goals! 2/10/2007
It's Still Official Lincoln, You Still Suck! hahahahahaha On the heels of a 6-0 loss to the Waterloo Black Hawks the Musketeers bounced back with a vengence tonight, scoring 8 goals in the first period and 10 goals total against the visiting Lincoln Stars. Andrew Rowe scored a hat trick, Alex Tuckerman had 2 goals and 2 assists and Josh Robinson stopped 34 of 35 shots. ** footnote, met trish & mike from lincoln, they were awesome it was mike's bday tonight (happy bday, again) and trish was high 5'ing muskie fans and thumbs up to tike players...they and only they, are welcome at the tyson :o)
Holy Crapsticks Batman.. There's Young'uns Afoot
I took a few moments this morning.. while checking my messages an such.. to profile hop and check out some new peeps. I dont always have time to do this, so I was hoping to come across something interesting during my 5 minutes of free time.. And what did I find, you ask? Miles and piles of teenage bullshit! YAY! not. I actually read a few blogs, and I wont name any names, where people were 'ranting' about how CherryTappers looked at their profile and didnt rate it or post a comment or rate and comment bomb their pictures. OH THE HORROR! How can people get away with such things!
Holy Shit I Broke A Rank Finally!
took me 2 and 1/2 months but i have 216,000+ CT points finally, so i broke into the top 1000 :) i owe alot to many friends who've rated a shit-ton of my photos! I'm keeping an eye on who's sending me the loving and trying to return it all :)!!
Holy Crap!
Wow, my power went out at work and I've been sitting here for the past hour staring into the darkness...
Holy Fuck In 1 Night We Got Snowed In
Ya know Binghamton has had no snow all winter... Hell we spent most of it in the 40's... But lately we have been smacked with bitter cold weather but still no snow... Then we get the news mother nature has a Valentines present for NY a FUCKING NOR' EASTER!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF Here are pics from last night... Nothing much I could have lived with that... BUT NO!!!!!!!!!! This is from this morning what we woke up to... WTF IS THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was so bad that mt 96 year old neighbor needed to goto the hospital this afternoon and our street still hadnt seen a plow... The fire truck and ambulence couldnt get up the hill... They had to walk to from the bottom to her house... They called the city to come plow so they could get her out and the city said no they were to busy... WTF!!!!!! They were talking bout haveing to carry her down the hill in 19 inches of snow 14 degree temps with -11 degree wind chills... I SO THINK NOT!!!!!!!!!! So what did Kimy do?!?!?!?! Ki
Holy Shit, That's Blasphemy!
Prayers for Women The Pussy Pledge of Allegiance We pledge allegiance to our cunt, that warm, moist pussy between our legs. And to the Bitch that bares her well, loose lips, tight grips and deep thrusts; with multiple orgasms for all. ************************* The Pussy's Prayer Our cunt, who art between our legs, deeper be thy name. Thy orgasms cum, thy thrusts be fun with cocks and tongues alike. Give us this day, our daily fuck-fest, and fuck those who pass judgement against us, for thine is the creamy, the wet, and the juiciest body part forever and ever, a-fucking-men! ******************** A Prayer for Men Twenty-Third Cock The cock is my friend, I want all the time. He maketh me suck him off and swallow, He maketh me drip desire down my legs, He restoreth my faith in orgasms. Ye! Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of orgies, I will fear no multiple partners, for Dick is with me. His rod and his balls- they fucking feel go
Holy Crap!!!
On AFN (the military TV channels) there's an MTV top-10 music video show, and I just saw something that blew my freakin' mind: A semi-accoustic rendition of "Freak on a Leash" by Korn with Amy Lee (my future ex-wife). It was attributed to "MTV Unplugged", so I wonder how hard it will be to find a copy of the video, or at least the song. And on a completely unrelated note, Greek mythological heroes are next to worthless.
The Holy Optimism Of Love
Under the golden bough of love We sealed our divine pact Within the grotto of desire Two hearts were forged into one An undetachable iron bond Between our hearts and souls Two humans, soulmates and lovers United in the silence of the universe Hearts always beating towards The other's fulfillment and touch Time standing still for the merging of body fluids and thoughts Longing for the caress Of the other's hands and breath Reunited in a heavenly sphere Where eternity replaces reality Sweethearts can never be broken Though time and distance come between For a morning star has risen in the heavens On gilded wings of immortality
Holy Crap!!
I just discovered the code to embed my story sample PDF files in a web page! Check the Dunno section of my Stash to see the results. To purchase full versions of these stories, CLICK HERE and click on the "envelope" to see the details, and then click on the "parchment" at the top for the e-mail address you can use to send the payment through PayPal. These samples can also be viewed in the My Stories "book" on the same site.
Holy Friggin Crap!
*cheesy grin* yup i've uploaded a ton of new pics please stop by and check them out and rate them!!! oh and leave comments to...*bats eyelashes*
Holy Shit Wash U'r Hands.
yuck.......yuck........yuck Eewwwwwwwwwwww During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.) An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! Annually you will shake hands with 6 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Annually you will shake hands with 11 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
Holy Shit!
I can't believe I'm gettin on a plane in a few hours!!! It's the first REAL vacation I've had in years, and I'm doin this?!?! This is gonna be AWESOME!!! Talk to you all when I get back. Be lookin for my new pics next month! CYA!!
Holy Squirt Batman!
Sexy Naughty Graphics by
Holy Shit---i Like This
Holy Shit Are Buffalos Really This Big?????
Holy Shit
I have been gone a while so sorry if i missed something improtant drop a line if im on sometime
Holy Shit.
steve madden has a fucking BAD ASS SITE, You can create your own shoe....and THEY MAKE THEM IN MY FUCKING SIZE. Im gonna marry my shoes.
Holy Shit!! Warning!
Why it is important to learn English when you live in the United States? Have a great Day.. See Someone without a Smile? Share.PLEASE COMMENT THIS BULLETIN AS WELL..THANKS,XEROMANCER666.
3 Holy Men And A Bear
Three Holy Men and a Bear: A Priest, a Pentecostal Preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it. Seven days later, they're all together to discuss their experience. Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages on his body and limbs, goes first. "Well," he says, "I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mothe
Holy Effin Crap!!!!
omg! im 20!! fuckin amazing!! lol but no fo'real i didnt think id make it this far!! but im here and its great!! cant wait till 21!!! so now when ppl ask me how old iam i can proudly resply...IM 20 MOFO!!! lol my babys comin to see me and i get to throw a phat ass party,i went shoppin yesterday...lifes fuckin good!!!
Holy Crap Im In A Contest!
I hope everyone on my list will go bomb my picture in the 'sexy lips' contest my friend is having, heres the link: Thanks for the comments
Holy Shit Lol
Holy Shit Ya Gottta See This
best ink contest who thinks my inks the best ?
Holy Crapp!!!
Well the Catholic church is up to it again. The POPE in his infinite WISDOM ( a term I use very lightly, when dealing with the religious hierarchy) Has declared that young people aren’t talking about HELL enough. I thought that I would take the reins on this one and give the POPE a realistic view. ( I say this because in the religious realm of things the POPE is kinda like the President. Only he is full of even more SHIT) Well Mr. POPE. Its not that young people don’t discuss hell anymore, they are just too afraid to do it around your twisted sick minions of PERVERTED PRIEST that keep trying to stick there DICKS in there mouths or any other Orpheus they can get there GOD loving hands on…. So there is your answer and I hope that YOU POPE what ever your name is will fix this but giving your religions track record I don’t see that happening. THAT IS ALL ---- THE STERN
Holy Shit!
So as you know I am a newbie on CT and it is all fine and dandy, but I have been swamped with a shitload of requests and whatnots and people!!!!! Listen up!!!! Thanks ;) one love, shane
Holy Crap What Is Going On?
OK OK Like I said I am an AMerican Idolaholic and I have watched it every season since it started. I have missed very few shows and have voted when the feeling hits me. I am so damned confused!! Are people def or are they just out of the room when Sanjaya performs. I don't understand what the deal is. I was watching the news yesturday and there was a report on this subject and the news anchor stated that there are people out there voting for him, they know he sux, and are still voting for him because they hate the show so much. Look people there are shows on that I can't stand but I don't mess with your programs. It just frustrates the hell out of me. People always ask me how I can watch the show. Well here is why I watch it. Ok I know that people struggle in the industry for years ( some of them all of thier lives and never make it) and I see Idol as a way for them to get reconition if they are good enough to be in the industry and want to try to skip some of the trials and tribulatio
Holy Crap
i'm ranked #13 for today
Holy Shit I Did It
finally i got some new pics up so i dont look like a asshole on this site.about damn time ya ya i know but damn give the old dude with no computer skills a chance. lol later all
Holy Shit O.o;;
Most Diabolical Super Mario Mod Ever Now with commentary... omg, you will shit yourself laughing
Holy Ssshhhiiiit
Holy Kindy Stones Batman
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! motherfucking ow to be exact. Ill set this up.. after fair was over for the weekend i decided to hit up "la fiesta" and grab a bite to eat and hang with some friends. cool, i ordered a CHICK AND cheese quesadia, i got a cheese instead. she offered to fix it but folks i was ravenous so i took it and devoured it. bout an hour had passed and i was thinking that it just didn't settle right. i told my friends good night and headed out on my hour drive back to another friends (where im staying) and it got a little worse. thinking an upset stomach was to blame i just chilled out on the couch and played some game for a bout an hour. the pain got worse. now thinking that it was a vicious gas issue mixed with a hunk of cheese i tried to lay down... that didnt work either and things were getting intense.... so to shorten this and skip some ick details i went to the hospitial fearing the condition of my appendix. after some iv induced pain killer they wh
Holy Shit, This Hurts!
Hey all, so this is day 2 of on the couch nursing a muscle pull in my back! Between my job and indoor/beach vball, I keep in shape. I played doubles Friday night, then a indoor tourney Saturday (we came in 3rd. Monday at work, I turned and bent over to pick something up and down I went. Had to have to guys pick me up off the ground. So I am told it is a severe muscle pull and here I sit, heating pad and laptop. I am bored, its awesome outside and talking to my friend Dawn, I now want to be at the beach! The mumms somewhat suck, and VH1 is playing some shit from the 80's that want me to burn my parachute pants! (yea, I said parachute pants!) Anyone who has back issues, I feel you pain. I have never felt like this before, to actually have tears when it happened! Ugh, I am done venting for now. Enjoy your day Cherries!
Holy Hell Bein Pregnant Takes Forever!!!
well here i sit at 15 weeks pregnant, wishing this would go a lil faster...i know that my husband wants this to go a lil faster..he's real excited about being a daddy!! Oh well...when ure baking something of this importance time is what ya need. Not one of those things u can rush out of the oven and hope its ok LOL!! anyway, i dont really have much of anything to blog about, i was bored so i figured i'd ramble a little bit!! woohoo..more laterz
Holy Sleepin Pill Batman! Lol
Geez, last night I took a new sleeping pill and it knocked my a$$ out, I know that's the whole point of them duh but, I was even 'out of it' today, most of the dang day! lol. lol Ain't gonna be doin THAT again, at least not when I have to be up the next day doin stuff! lol.
Holy Christ.
It's fucking hot.
Holy Shit It's True....
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too "yucky." Same work...more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?" One mood, ALL the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jar
Holy Cow!
ok well as you know well if ya know me im 19 and i live in an one room apt with another person, dog, cat, and rat and now im gettin another person! it would be fine if it was morbid that was moving with me which she still might but now im gettin my baby brother... not much of a baby he is 18 and my dad ad step mom are throwing him out if he doesnt have a job and car at the end of the summer and they dont plan on helpin him (btw he just graduated..congrats get out of my house now!) the worst part he doesnt care he doesnt want to move to michigan! fucker just needs to come here and i will help him out. not much room here but ill try my best. he is a lil brat too. its like being a mom! im only 19 i dont want to be a mom yet! also its gonna be weird my pinup/porn site is openin at the end of the month and fuckin crazy cuz there is gonna be girls in and out of the house and nakedness....and my brother....oh god. im gonn ahve to build a box to put him in till the girls and nakedness is out
Holy Clip
Holy Raining Star Fruit Cocks! We R Gettin A Storm
fuckin eh,storms....good. oh yeh some sort of horsecockfly bit me n now my leg is red! and hey did u kno patrick swayze can sing?!?! wow im listening to him right now gees what cant he do? swayze=my new idol =P Mood:Happy
Holy Gusts
An elderly couple was attending a church service, about halfway through she leans over and says, ' I just did a silent fart, what do you think I should do?' He replies ' Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
Holy Shit...
Wow, I must have really crossed some unseen line with the powers that be. Life was going along relatively smoothly for quite some time, and then BAM! Chaos and Drama abound!!! Mind you, I always seem to have a little in my life somewhere, that's what happens when you are everyone's "turn to" person. I care to much sometimes, so when my friends are having trouble, I also take some of it on. I have a hard time occasionally removing myself from their situations. Atleast emotionally. When I have people in my life that I feel a bond with, I will drive myself crazy trying to help them. Sometimes I wonder why. After all, are they there when I need them? Do they go out of their way to be there for me? Do they really care about me and mine, or is it all about what's in it for them? Sometimes it is very hard to tell. I found myself driving around in the middle of the night last night, wondering what exactly I wanted out of my life. I think sometimes that my picture
Holy Shit
Well it that time of yr finally I am on my way to marital bliss this sat. I will be a wife I was naver gonna be a wife but I guess thats what love does make you do things you never really wanted to do . Soooooooo here I go wish me luck
The Holy Cripes
And Lo The Day has come!!! Cripes in all his/her glory is coming to make things bobble and bump, jostle and jive! Cripes is Coming to a town near you, But not your town, as he/she is tired of all these Show Dates! Cripes, the entirety of the oops, the whole of the uh oh, the bastard child of Eris and the great Wosname, is coming. Be ready for anything and nothing at all, for LO and Whoopie the great and acceptable Cripes Is coming. The Day is soon before the last other day prior to the weekend but not on a fried day, mar your calenders for the great day of Holy Cripes! Nothing in this notice is for your consumption as it may cause wind. Perhaps even an outbreak of Spoot. There are no typos nor is there any mistakes.
Holy River Ganga In India---
Monday, June 25, 2007 birth day of holy river GANGA wishing very very happy ganga dashahera to every one on the board of life, specially those having faith in river ganga- holy mother ganga- river with great mode to bless all with out any if & but on the subject of religion & faith. a true mother[holy] for life & nature for here as well here after. today is 10Th day of lunar half heading for full moon as per Hindi calender month jeyestha, the day on which this giant river- holy river [mother] landed on the land of angels-India. its day of divine celebration to submit the self on the mode of prayer for holy mother to help the life here as well here after, on to journey the way not known to us. let us celebrate this divine light day with faith & submission. may holy mother ganga bless all to counter the hardness of life with all ease. may holy mother ganga bless all for peace & prosperity. may holy mother ganga bless all for enlightened the inner core
Holy Crap!
Cyanide & Happiness @
Holy Shit
My ass is never home on a Saturday night, WTF? I think I drank too much moonshine today....
Holy Shit
Yesterday I had a complete shock. I realized that by this time next year I will be in the real more school, no more job, and I freaked out. I've always been in school I can't really remember times when I wasn't except while pregnant. It's just weird because I don't know if i will have a job in a school district, hell any job will do. I won't have my job anymore since it's only for students, I won't have my scholarship money to pay for things. It's a very daunting thought. I always said that if I ever won the lottery, I would become a professional student (and get plastic surgery and a house but that's another blog). Unfortunately the lottery is no closer but graduation is. I think I'm just freaking out a little early. This freak out should be done in April. Ok I need to breathe. I am so scared of the real world and I am fucking 25 years old.
Holy Hot Day In Helll
holy smokes! at least 15 HAWT guys across the street!!! wowza's!!! shirtless mofos! rawr!!
Holy Hot Day In Helll
holy smokes! at least 15 HAWT guys across the street!!! wowza's!!! shirtless mofos! rawr!!
Holy Crap Ive Been Gone For A Longggg Time!
wow i just checked some email and it has been LITERALLY months since I have been here LOL...Hi..if anyone remembers me!!!!
Holy Shat I Wanna Kill Somethin
well today started out promising but i should have know what it was gonna turn into........ well i guess ill start at the top. i was heading out to get my car fixed and i broke down on the side of the road. my father came out and picked me up, only to have the strut break in his van leaving us on the side of the road again..... we finally got back to his house, and i went to get financed on a new car. sounds simple right? well that was the easiest part of the day. after that i got back to my parents house, and my mother tried to tell me that i wasnt able to have my roommate over at their house anymore..... because he didnt have the gas to come pick me up off the side of the road. so we got into a fight and she started crying. she apologized and so did i, but she still would not talk to me afterwards.... ooooo and as it turns out u need to have proof of insurance befor they will sell u a car. so now i have to come up with 200 bucks befor monday so that i can get insurance, befor
Holy Hell
I wake up and check my myspace messages, and my first crush messaged me holy fucking hell i haven't talked to her in ages, since 2002 fucking shit
...shit fuck. So last night I went to Bone Bash, Laidlaw, Pat Travis Band, Kenny Wayne Sheppard Band, and Lynard Skynard. Well that show was great all the bands were just on point, and I got to chill with friends. Pictures are up in the Bone Bash album in my pictures. Now I'm up this early cause my friend Heather was working graveyard and she's wanting to hang out after work, so I'm up before 8am on a Saturday after a concert, damn I haven't done this since 3 years ago when I took my SAT's.
Holy Lord! Lol!
This is quite possily the most interesting depiction of Saint Michael I've ever seen!
Holy Crap My Anxiety!
Is going to make me severely sick. I just paid all of my bills, and it seems that almost ALL my bills fall on the FIRST of the fucking month. HELLO? Can I NOT have my bills spread out between the first and the 15th instead of heaping it all on me on the first of the month? I'm panicking because I don't know how we're going to do this. Shit, my anxiety is killing me right now. Why can't I just be 14 again and not have to worry about the bills? Damnit, damnit damnit. Why must everyone squeeze every last dime out of you?
Holy Moly
I am soooo jealous.. I want half of what she has.
Holy Shit!
BEST FUCKING LINE UP EVER: Atreyu with Haste The Day, It Dies Today
holy bat fuck batman i'm nice when i'm drunk
Holy @#$%
I have needed to get some dental work done for a while.. I just hate going to the dentist . I went last week to get a check up, since I have dental insurance now.... I need ALOT of work. 6116.00 worth of work. I have 716$ left insurance will spent this year and I'll have another 1000$ they will pay for next year, so that leaves me with 4,300$ I have to shell out. I need: 10 Fillings 1 Root Canal 2 Crowns 1 Extraction. The extraction is not nessecery.. I had to have one of my back Molars removed when I was pregnant with David and the molar above it is not doing anything.. I wanted to have the missing molar replaced.. But that's 3,200$ I might have to span this over a couple of years.. That way my out of pocket expense will be 2,700$...
Holy Fuck Its Friday
Holy Shit??
Well Next month is my birthday and I LOATHE my birthday with a passion. And the funny part nobody ever remembers it because of 9-11...So I stopped celebrating it when I was 21...And people have yet to figure out why?? Here is the reason why I am a Navy brat and when it happend it took a big effect on my life. I think last year was the worst.. But I know I celebrate on Sept. 26th. because it is away from that date. In all my years I have learned that I am unique and to live each day for the moment because all I have is me... And I finally have my life where I want it.
Holy Fuck!!!!!
So I was sitting Reading Rudolph Hoss' Autobiography, eating my breakfast and I get a call from my ex...Normally since two days ago would be fine, but I ask her whats going on since she called me at 7 in the morning, Turns out she and her room mate were drinking at their friends house and her room mate left without my ex's knowledge. So she thought no big deal, I am feeling a little weird(physically) so I'm gonna go home as it is right across the street.She gets up grabs all her things and goes to the door the fucking guy stands up and gets between her and the door, then grabs her arm when she reaches for the door knob...all the while he is telling her it's cool just come back and sit down...So she finally manages to get past him and when she is going down the stairs she starts to feel really weird and falls, This fuck is chasing her and once he got down the stairs he went the wrong way, she went to her friends apt. and immediately passed out...Turns out she got roofied by this fuck! N
Holy Shit!!!
Holy Matrimony
Last night, as I was feeding my youngest niece, her two older sisters were having a pretend wedding. The eight-year-old was the groom, the five-year-old was the bride. A teddy bear--Snowball--was the priest, though his voice sounded suspiciously like the eight-year-old groom. The two sisters marched arm-in-arm up to the altar--a pair of bar stools holding Snowball the priest and a cross propped up on my mother's bible. The girls giggled as they said their vows. Then a full-fledged mass began, and in between perfectly memorized lines of Catholic pomp, the two dissolved into giggles. I was still holding the baby, rocking her to sleep, so I asked the newlyweds if they would try to be quiet. The older sister--the groom--turned to the bride and said, "You need to be serious, you know. No more laughing. This is a SACRAMENT." Then the happy couple kissed, giggled, and walked back down the aisle, showering themselves with M&Ms.
Holy Cow...
Former Yankees SS Phil Rizzuto dead at 89 August 14, 2007 BRONX, NEW YORK (TICKER) -- Former New York Yankees shortstop and renowned baseball broadcaster Phil Rizzuto died Tuesday. He was 89. The Yankees confirmed Rizzuto's death to PA SportsTicker, although the team did not provide any further details. New York radio station WFAN reported that the Hall of Famer died early Tuesday morning. Nicknamed "The Scooter," Rizzuto helped the Yankees win seven World Series titles from 1941-1953. The diminutive Brooklyn native was a career .273 hitter in parts of 13 seasons - all with the Yankees. A five-time All-Star, Rizzuto was regarded as one of the best defensive shortstops of his time. Standing at just 5-6, he also was renowned for his bunting ability and speed. Like many players in the 1940s, Rizzuto served in the United States Navy during World War II, interrupting his career from 1943-1945. Rizzuto enjoyed his finest season in 1950, when he was named American
Holy Shit
71-year-old retired Marine, the 2nd Amendment & the right to carry "Police investigate the scene The 71-year-old retired Marine who opened fire on two robbers at a Plantation Sub shop late Wednesday, killing one and critically wounding the other, is described as a former pilot for two presidents. John Lovell. ``He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke, he works out everyday.'' Lovell was a man of action Wednesday night. According to Plantation police, two masked gunmen came into the Subway at 1949 N. Pine Rd. just after 11 p.m. There was a lone diner -- Lovell, who was finishing his meal. After robbing the cashier, the two men attempted to shove Lovell into a bathroom and rob him as well. They got his money. But then Lovell pulled his handgun, opened fire, shooting one of the thieves in the head and chest and the other in the head. When police arrived, they found one of the men in the shop. K-9 units found the other in the bushes of a nearby business. They also found cash strewn
Holy Cow!!!
Holy Prosttution
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small signnext to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?" He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business...." "Very wel
Holy Hell
Well, I guess "when it rains, it pours", but in my case it seems to be pourin' acid all over my sanity. I have ALOT of difficulty getting around since my legs are about gone. Today I had to replace the brakes on my truck. All 4 sets. Right now I hurt so bad dying wouldn't even give me relief. My whole body is swollen from heat exhaustion, even though I'm still a bit dehydrated. Why the fuck can't I get a break? I mean, it's not TOO much of a pipe dream to be hideously wealthy. (hold on, a sec, I can't stop laughing) But come on, just give me a decent vehicle and enough money to not have to stress over bills EVERY fuckin' month, maybe even be able to play a little and save. I mean, come on, can't a cripple get a LITTLE love????????
Holy Fucking Jumpin Gummie Bears! Omg Omg Omg!
I just got the best birthday present ever!!!!! You are reading the typing of the NEWEST face of Dangerous Curves Designs!!!!! True..I'll be nude, possible doing spread shots, and have a strip tease video! But who gives a shit? I'M GOING TO BE MODELLING!!! All expenses paid! I am so excited, I'm crying! I'm finally getting to do something with my life that I enjoy doing and getting paid for it! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! AND THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR ALL THE CARDS, CAKE, BALLOONS, AND KIND WORDS! YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAZZY
Holy Shit...i Just Realized...
my flights at 7:17 tomorrow morning :( BOOO
Holy S**t Batman! Pigeon dung examined in bridge collapse By MARTIGA LOHN, Associated Press Writer 2 hours, 33 minutes ago Pounded and strained by heavy traffic and weakened by missing bolts and cracking steel, the failed interstate bridge over the Mississippi River also faced a less obvious enemy: pigeons. Inspectors began documenting the buildup of pigeon dung on the span near downtown Minneapolis two decades ago. Experts say the corrosive guano deposited all over the Interstate 35W span's framework helped the steel beams rust faster. Although investigators have yet to identify the cause of the bridge's Aug. 1 collapse, which killed at least 13 people and injured about 100, the pigeon problem is one of many factors that dogged the structure. "There is a coating of pigeon dung on steel with nest and heavy buildup on the inside hollow box sections," inspectors wrote in a 1987-1989 report. In 1996, screens were i
Holy Hotties!!!
OMGosh you just have to watch this. It's so funny, but so hot! Now if I could just get those two over to my place *teehee*
Holy F*cking Sweating My Life Away!
It's September. They haven't fixed the air conditioner in this office yet. I'm about to make a harness for myself so I can swing outside the damn window whenver I need cool air. And no, that's not the heat induced delirium talking. O_o
Holy Aggrevation!!!!
FINALLY! My boss left. Today was an aggrevating day at work. More so than Thursday's usually are. Which has lead my to a thought I was having all day. I wonder if I have a sign tattooed across my forehead that states: IF YOU ARE CRAZY PLEASE HIT ME UP AND TRY TO RAP TO ME. Been getting a lot of crazies lately. O_o p.s. this damn mini skirt is driving me NUTS!
Holy Shit Im Back Haha
Whats up everyone? I havent been able to be online for like 4 months now me and my hubby made the moved back to seattle and we had to stay at my moms for almost 4 months, way to long to be with out the internet. just so everyone knows that if you left me a gift a message or a comment i wasnt trying to ignore anyone or anything like that just simply didnt get the internet back till about a week ago then it took me forever to remember my password on here LOL. Well just to all my friends know i am back on talk to ya'll later!
Holy Rusted Metal Batman!
Oh Dear GOD I'm bored. What r u all doin this fine evening? I think u lovelies should leave me voice comments. Go look in my about me section for the recorder. Oh and p.s. I'm mobile so i cant use my shoutbox.
Holy Cow
Holy Cow
That was definetly a long contest and we worked hard. There are some of u who stayed up till all hours bombing me and u know who u are :)!!! But all of u helped in ur own ways.. whether it was recruiting, trading, or just plain out putting up with me and my "please come help me" u guys are the best friends I could ever ask for!! Then there are the bombin families that came in at the end and bonbed their asses off till the last second!!! If it werent for all of u and i mean every single one of u i woulda never came close!! I not only came in second but i made alot of new friends and became closer with others. U guys showed me how much u cared for me and it brings tears of happiness and WE won no matter what the score was!! Luv always Jess
...holy Crap I Might Have A Soul After All...
yea so how do you tell someone sorry when you know it aint good enough? i got alot of people needn a heartfelt apology but in my experience thats just a cop out. how many times can you be sorry if your just going to run out and fuck shit up again. Lov'n the hammered dog shit feeln right now...yea suddenly makes everything a distraction cuz it hurts too damn much to think
Holy Fubar
Is it me? Or do i always find myself staying on fubar way too long?? if im crazy thats kool...just let me know...haha
Holy Mother
Holy Mother by (Unknown) Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the first I've sucked Bless the bed, in which we fucked And if my Mom chanced to walk in Bless the shit I'd be in.
Holy Lightweights!
3 of my coworkers just split ONE bottle. ONE. I just polished one all by myself and am going back for number two. This breaks my heart. Me and Ruby do a six pack unto ourselves ... TO PREGAME. Someone PLEASE come drink with me. :(
Holy Crap This Shit Is Strong
Ok so we bought some Absente Liquer. This shit has been outlawed in the United States for like a 100 years...It was made legal about 3 months ago..I can see why it was made illegal. I have drang one cup of this shit and I am feeling like I have had 4 or 5 shots of Tequila.. It taste like shit and smells like shit but damnit this has become my favorite drink...
Holy Hangover Batman!
OMG! I was up at my sisters this weekend for my nephews party and we (the adults) stayed up and played horseshoes and got soooo freakin drunk. I had like 10 beers and a shot. I was not that bad until later on before I hit the bed. I woke up this morning with a hell of a hangover and had to drive home 3 and a half hours! EWWW so yeah I drank 3 red bull and still feel like shit...hmmm was it worth it? I think it was LOL
Holy Silence!
What is everyone doin? :)
Holy Fucking Christ!!!!
okay so i barly knew shit about my boyfriend till a friend of ours told me stuff about him an how to find out more about him online....lets say my jaw just broke like a glass bowl fall from a tenth story window. okay yes i knew he was married an he told me he just got done with a divource, but to who i didn't know till now...i mean fuck he was married to a female model for fucking christ what he see's in me i may never know... okay yes i'm in a ungodly state of shock after finding out who he really was but to clear it up no i didn't met him in person i met him online after my x reportedly overdosed but yeah tahts my rant for now, an now if i haven't givin you his name you ain't gettin it less i want you to have it an no none of this is a joke is all real an it's my real life an it all the stuff that really happens to me
Holy Hate
Holy Hate , never contenplate ......your fate. destruction of man , haznt just began . centuryz old , Storiez from timez of old. nothing left to behold . world full of people cold . Holy Hate ....Hell iz all our fate , disgraced by our race , you will never see the masterz face . evil lurkz within , joy iz to sin ... Our pleasure iz hiz pain ..what in heaven iz there to gain? Sin to win , love to hate, how much longer must we wait ? day by day , evil grows stronger , shouldnt be to much longer . Planet growz sicker , look around ...getz quicker n quicker. Holy Hate .....wont discriminate take us all , and join the legions that shall fall. the time iz here indead , watch your enemiez , as they bleed . Hatred , envy and Greed is the bread on which we feed . G.K
Holy Nicotine Withdrawl!
UGH! I can't go smoke until this guy that's here inspecting our plant leaves. I.NEED.A.SMOKE. If he's not out of here in the next half an hour I'm going to cut out his heart and eat it. RAW.
Holy Shit...i'm Actually In A Me
WOW...The first time I have been entered into a contest...SEE...even us "old" men have a chance of winning something....Friends and Family...come bomb the shit outta my pic....
Holy Water
Holy Crap!
i made it to psycho-fu, thanks to a lot of help from my dear ones (luv you all!!!!) But you gotta be kidding for the next level jump!! I'd have to be on 24/7, especially since i'm only 1-handed typing and on drogs most of the time! oh well i've got some bucks for gifts again...and maybe i'll spring for a blast or vip...
Holy Crap
I lov eplayin beer pong but this is the SHIIIT.
Holy Cow
Holy Point-whores Batman!!!
Forgive this blog. I am writing it after medication. However I just thought a thought I wanted to jot down before I forgot, I'll probably use it later. You can ignore this post if you want. I think the mumms have grown worse than ever. I just saw a mumm that was a fucking point-whoring, attention-grubbing site-wide fucking bulletin passing through the mumms because it was fucking happy hour. If I wanted to see that shit I would sort through my fucking bulletins. But y'know what? Nothing is going to stop these point-whoring attention-grubbing cuntdrips. There is no retribution for the affrontedness of it all. Sure, what are you gonna do...? The whore shall never return to the mumm, so the community bashing that normally makes idiots cry is negated. Worst case scenario it's marked and they lose privileges they care nothing about...they still get their pointless announcement out to the people that are trying to AVOID that crap by congregating in the mumms....PLUS POINTS!!! Oh, wait..
Holy Shit I Love Him
i'm in love with chris. i told him yesterday and, as it turns out, he loves me too. he told me that even though we haven't known each other for very long, he could see himself growing old with me. i can honestly say that's the first time anyone has ever said that to me, let alone the first time i believed it. we were walking around the mall of the mainland at about 12 am and he asked me why i loved him. i described it like this: you know when you're standing at the edge of a really tall building, looking down? you get that exhillarating feeling like you're about to find out what it feels like to fly, but at the same time you're scared of landing... that's what i feel when i'm with him. so this hasn't turned out at ALL the way i planned. i'm very impressed that he hasn't cheated or even given me a reason not to trust him. i'll keep you posted.
Holy Snikeys This Cant Be Forreal
Damn my blog addiction... but mumms cost too much SO just got off the phone with my exes mom... AND GUESS WHAT My ex and my stalker broke up... They always break up when i am outta the picture. It was a sick competition with her and i for his attention && when there isnt competition she dumps him... But anyway,,, this is what she (my exes mom) just told me after the bitchfest was over. And guess what. we are talking. i hear a weird click i think its her neck bone building machine or whatever... then we talk a bit more about a weird IM i got to determine if it was my stalker... and then i say "i dont know why she would even bother... I mean she cant possibly think i am that stupid to even try to be friends with him again just cause they broke up" then you can hear the phone slam down... It was him... he was listening to our convo. Granted it is his mom and his house so he has every right to use his own phone (not that he doesnt have a cell or anything or as if he pay
Holy Sh@t I Didnt Fall Off!!!!!!!!!!!
the world keeps turning life keeps moveing on weather we are ready for it or not.... somtimes life feels like it tailspins outa control and we feel like we just cant hang on then suddenly a pause long enough to relize holy shit batman i didnt fall off im still here long enough for tiered arms to rest a moment before the whole thing starts spinning again untill ...........a thought does it have to be this way? one thought leads to another how can i change this? then to another but what else is there? a glimmer of fear for the unknown and then bammm epihany does it matter what else is there? does it matter if the unknown is scarey?is what you have working? is being run bye destiny any better any less frightning then takeing a chance and grabbing life... takeing life for a ride insteada always leting life ride you? MMMMmmm? you let go you know the most vaulable lessons tend to be learned when you let go take a chance make a move do something other then hold on for dear life and cry for th
Holy Shit
Updates galore today Today was a huge day at work for Crimson I remade myspace profile at Also remade the entire layout for to make it run much smoother and easier to customize plus well i made it cuter images are getting stalled in definatly im moving from Raleigh and the wonderful Studio Skary and leaving lifestyle bondage behind i see it more asan artistic thing now then something to practice 24/7 This is not a hostile retreat from studio Skary or its Mistress Miss Alice its a decison I made.I will be settling off debt both mental and financial in the next few months and do hope to get some sets up but for now is going to be kinda a journal of sorts for stories and life details on what ive done or learned random pic updates might appear at times but sets will be stalled until further notice.. Love Crimson
Holy Shit holy shit is the best i could come up with to describe the video.... just copy and paste the link
Holy Shit Again fuckkkkkkkkkk
Holy Crap! Over 1,000,000 Points!
Holy crap! I've got over a million points on fubar! Horrah for me! Time to party! woo-hoo! Collier County News
Holy Moses!
Holy Moses is a power metal band outta Germany an they totally kick major ass!.....Please go an check em out!?....Much love,muahs an thanks!
Holy Shit!
The legendary Candye Kane is returning to the Northwest tomorrow night!!!! She will be playing in Bellingham at the Wild Buffalo...tix are $12! The show starts at 8pm with Baby Gramps opening!!! If I can pull the tix moolah outta my ass in the next two days, I will be there!!!! Check her out....she's SOO kick ass!
Holy Boobage Batman
Holy Crap It's Cold
OMG. so I'm sitting in my apt this am and I swear I can see my own breath! Crazy stuff! I've got the heat up but its not doing any good! K time for some hot food! lol
Holy Snap!
I get to see Larry the Cable Guy!!!!!!!!!! Freaking Front ROW!!!!!!!!!!! OMGOSH!!!!!!!!!!!! *spazz*
Holy Shitt
to all the happy hours today!!
Holy Pornography
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Holy Prostitution!
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought.... Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son?' He answers, 'I
The Holy Of Sexual Desire!!
Sexual desire is always a subject that all of you are interested in. Everyone has to eat, drink, breathe and make love. They are the physiological and essential needs of life. ..... Sexual drive seems to be the most desiring essentials in life of a man. It is ofcourse one of the ways to let out our emotions, tensions and frustration and of course to show how how much u like the other person. Let us begin with a definite statement. Sexual desire and sexual ability is a gift from God to us, not a consequence of evil. Firstly, why is the sexual desire a gift from God to us? Sexual desire is a gift of married couples. Since two lovers love each other, besides of loving, the sexual desire may be a vital spice of love. For this reason, love and sexual desire are two sides of a problem. Obviously, a happy family depends on a married couple when they satisfy some demands of life at least: foods, clothes, house and sexual desire for creating their lovely babies . In summary, a happy
Holy Shit!!!
I NEED hot wings and an Oscar! Someone get to it!
Holy Sh*t !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These people have spent alot of time rating me the last 2 days pleaseeeeeeeeeee go at the very least add and fan them. If you helped and weren't listed please let me know. Im extremely sorry if I missed anyone. the bar tap only goes back so far.Let me know and I will add you to this list since I can edit it. Thank you so much everyone listed below. I will return the love but please give me time since there are so many of you. HUGSSSSS and KISSESSSSSSSS TO EACH ONE OF YOU thank you so much for taking time out of your day to help me. LUB YA Bass Tracker---- :) MEMBER OF HOTTIES R US :) ---@ fubar Jwax@ fubar Krysta@ fubar Reverend Mace@ fubar Unforgiven~&~Forsaken@ fubar McPookie@ fubar ~~*~~* Lovely Eyes *~~*~~@ fubar ~Silver Diamond~I'm All the Things in Your Dark That Hide@ fubar jr69@ fubar toesnot@ fubar
The Holy Alphabet
This is the best..... The Holy Alphabet... This is Beautiful Whoever came up with this one must have had some Divine guidance! A thru Z... Although things are not perfect Because of trial or pain Continue in thanksgiving Do not begin to blame Even when the times are hard Fierce winds are bound to blow God is forever able Hold on to what you know Imagine life without His love J oy would cease to be Keep thanking Him for all the things Love imparts to thee Move out of "Camp Complaining" No weapon that is known On earth can yield the power Praise can do alone Quit looking at the future Redeem the time at hand Start every day with worship To "thank" is a command Until we see Him coming Victorious in the sky We'll run the race with gratitude X alting God most high Y es, there'll be good times and yes some will be bad, but... Z ion waits in glory...where none are ever sad! "I AM Too blessed to be stressed!" The shortest distance
Holy Shit
So lately i've been really stressed . To the point where i just feel like breaking down ...I have so many things i've been worring about lately that it sucks the wang...but on a better note....Next friday Feb 1st is my bday i jus hope i can have some fun and be able to relax..well l8er felicia
Holy Crap!!!
As some of you know, I was very sick last week with a viral respiratory infection. Well last night I heard on the news, that 2 people have DIED from this infection. Including one child!!! Well, as you can imagine, I was like, "HOLY CRAP!!!" Just thought you should know the symptoms that I had before I went to the ER to get treated. High fever that won't break with Motrin. Chest congestion. Coughing. Stuffy nose. Aching muscles. If you have ANY of these or start to get any of them, PLEASE get to a doctor ASAP!!!! This has been a public service announcement. Please resume what you were doing. hehe
Holy Moly!
Okay, so I really do not even know where to begin. Over the past couple of weeks - a lot of you have showed an overwhelming amount of support to help me level up - and I think I *may* just do it within the next hour or so. Each and every person that have helped me are truly amazing! I honestly don't know where to begin on thanking people - so this is my *sorta* thank you! If you ever need anything - please don't hesitate to ask. If I'm around - I will gladly help as much as I can. Myspace Comments
Holy Fucking A..its Cold :/ really freezing my ass off..the electric bill is to i cant turn the heat on..grrr to those i i could put a blanket on..but hey im an im soooo cold :( ive got goose see...come feel my arm...its bumpy! :/ yea yea i know i just posted a blog entry like what...3 seconds ago? haha but heres another bored..true i shuold do homeowkr thats almost a week over due now..damnit to hell..but i dont wanna do..hey who wants to do my homework for me? lol ill give u something! muahahahaha :P ok ill stop bribeing people with silly things..*cries* i hate homework...ugh...i need to marry a rich man...any rich men here? hahah..just kidding..ive already got my eyes set on this one future doctor..haha ;)
Holy Shit We Blew Up Our Campsite
Here we go again, this time we blew up our campsite MORE LIKE THIS HERE
Holy Shit You Gotta Watch This!!
Seriously...this isnt some bullshit but actual facts of history, and ours, as well as our childrens futures... Please take the time for your own benifit. I also want to state clearly, this is not an attack on the U.S.A. yet all those who govern and control our lives as a whole and thier plan to ruin what's left of our peoples.
Holy War
Holy War A Sonnet There is something wrong in Uganda; Children are waging war for God, While Kashmir looks to be the end Of a land as ancient as Time. And in the sands of the Holy Lands, Cousins continue yet to vie, To lay claim to a cursed rock. Over here, in America, A Serpent raises up it's head, Hearing only the clink of coffered coins Yet deaf to the cries of starving babes As the atheist Dragon of China Consumes another tidbit of Tibet With an expression most humane.
Holy F*ck I Did It.
1.What time is it? 10:57am Personal 2.Do you want to answer these? sorta... just cuz someone else did. ;) 3.Name? Rob 4.Name spelled backwards? boR 5.What is your quest? To explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life, and new civilization, to boldly... oh wait, that's not me, that's Star Trek. 6.Nickname? m0p, m0ppy, Master0fPuppets 7.Age? *blinks* 38. 8.Hometown? Staten Island, NY 9.What were you born in? my birthday suit. a hospital, silly. 10.Where do you live now? Lackawaxen (Hawley) 11.What state? PA 12.Ever going to move? If I don't soon, i'm gonna lose my mind. 13.Would you rather live somewhere else? That's a no-brainer. 14.Birth date? Election Day (Nov 2nd) 15.When do you blow out your candles? after I make a wish, of course. 16.Day you were born? Yep, Tuesday. 17.Zodiac sign? Scorpio 18.Do you know what that is? No, I just have a scorpion tattoo cuz I like them. :/ 19.Sex? *blinks* I vaguely rem
Holy Crap!!!!
So check this out, I was just minding my own business, watching the news, and a story came up that caught my attention. In theaters this August, the new feature film "Star Wars: The Clone Wars" will premier! It will be the pilot for a brand new television series starting shortly after the film leaves theaters. You don't know the power of the dorkside...
Holy Hell Wtf!
They thought they had what it takes,They thought they could be King Of The Hill,They were wrong,In a World where lounges pop up everyday Only One Stands Above the rest CLUB FANTASIA CLICK THE LINK JOIN THE PARTY...MEET COOL NEW FRIENDS....PLEASE WHILE YOUR HERE MAKE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE!!!
Holy Basil
holy basil Glory of lord reflects special attention on the plant so called holy basil which is also known as wish yielding plant for life on the planet. There are so many verity of this giant plant which inflict fairness to life and enlighten the inner core of peoples around it. As per Vedic version holy basil is so dear to lord Sri Hari in both of his great assumption for life as lord Rama and lord Krishna. Sri Sri Hanuman ji is also so passionate about the divine touch of this holy basil. He always rejoices to see clusters of shyama [dark] tulsi [holy basil]. Prayer of Lord Sri Hari considered half done if holy basil is missing from it though it has every bit of materialistic offering. So is version for prayer of Sri Hanuman ji got pleased with all ease on just simple offering of even a leaf to his kind honor. It is divine blessing in the form of a plant on the planet. May god bless all on the subject of true human life. Thanks please.
Holy Smoke
You simply have to see this music video. Iron Maiden was recording the "No Prayer for the Dying"-album and used Steve Harris' studio at the time. They recorded this video on the grounds surrounding it... You can tell they had a great time doing this video...
A Holy Sin
The night, so deep, so passionate So perfect for lover's such as you and I, Sweet words to fill our hearts so pure So here, on a bed of passion, we lye Your hands so gentle caressing me only makes my desire grow strange Your kisses so sweet, across my skin it makes me wish every second was longer Whatever it is wrong or right Our love brings us together as one, Sharing the same space and matter Believing our time together will never be done It's only you and me under Heaven tonight as our love strips our secrets down to our skin, This magical feeling we share together Is so Holy, but yet such a Sin.
Holy Prostitutes.... Lol
Holy Prostitutes A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought....Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?" He answe
Holy War
Holy War There is something wrong in Uganda Children are waging war for God While Kashmir looks to be the end Of a land as ancient as Time And in the sands of the Holy Lands Cousins continue yet to vie To lay claim to a cursed rock Over here, in America, A Serpent raises up it's head Hearing only the clink of coffered coin As deaf to the cry of starving babes As the Atheist Dragon of China Consuming tidbits of Tibet With an expression most humane
Holy Fawk.
GBH in washington state GBH Aug 6 - Aug 17 Theyre here Aug. 9th somebody else be excited with me. But wtf are they doing at warped tour? IDK that just seems wrong to me. I have to deal with a bunch of wannabe warped tour artards running around trying to be hardcore BUT its worth it
Holy Hell Jesus!
Holy Cats
We recently got bought by another company, us and our competition, o now we're one big happy family. We locate 3 utilities, and they marked the one we didn't locate. We are now arranging classes to learn how to locate the utility that they marked. I have previous experience marking this utility. Despite that, we've just been informed that we are having mandatory weekend classes. It is unsure if it will take one or two days.. Since the end of March, we've been working mandatory Saturdays. On these days, we are working on jobs that aren't due til Tuesday. I know what you think, it's all overtime. Which it is. But you have to realize, we'll get real busy, and when they need us to work Saturday's, we're already fried. So now we're wasting a weekend learning how to locate phone. They'll make our area drive, even though there is enough people in the area, that they should have a class that is convenient to us. It may last two days, so that weekend is shot. Then they'll get
Holy Relentless B@st@rd!
i have been beating the shit out of a moth in my room for the past 10 minutes and it wont die! figures i'd get SuperMoth in my house
Holy Shit
First, let me get this out of the way: To my skank ex-wife bitch: I won't mention your Hitleresque name for legal purposes, but, if you're reading these blogs (and I know you stalk me online), I don't give a shit. Tell the judge whatever you want, copy whatever you want, record whatever you want, it doesn't make a difference. Your scare tactics don't affect me anymore and your yankee lawyer is worthless. PS: Your singing sucks and don't give up your day job....oh, wait, you don't have a job.
Holy Shit
Did you see that!!!
Holy Shit (cause I Am Copying You)
Holy Shit!
And I *keep* seeing it!!!
Holy Shit!
Am I gonna have to slap a bitch?
Holy Water
Music Video: Holy Water by (Big & Rich) Music Video Code by Video Code Zone Im always thinking about u and protecting you!
Holy Mac'anoly....
sory ppl....been really really busy.... between dealing with baseball games, concerts and family....its been a minute since ive been on fu. so im comin back on for a min to check my page n shit. so n e way....been a fukn krazy ass few weeks....from jails to havn a new business partner...and of course moms health getting worse. other than th@..i guess its ok. BBBLLLAAAHHH. RP
Holy Crap!
So I was all excited about being Rank #236 yesterday because I think I've only ranked 2 other times before this and those were in the 300 or 400s. But today, I log in and I am #39!!!! Woot! How the Hell did that happen? Wanna go for Top Ten tomorrow? lol!!!!
Holy Crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please help us out. Thank you ♥ DevilGirl and Persia are trying for the spotlight. Bling them, send fu bucks, any little bit will help. Do Not send them to me, send them to DevilGirl and Persia,transfer fees are steep. DevilGirl & Persia@ fubar I would love to see these two get the spotlight.Show them lots of love. ~FAT SONNY~ (repost of original by '~FAT SONNY~' on '2008-08-21 12:56:29') (repost of original by 'Per¡×ia, ETid, BTf, FuGF of Ruby Cairo ¢¾ CounterB!tch to Trancy ¡Ú' on '2008-08-21 13:03:50') (repost of original by 'pip1966' on '2008-08-21 13:47:12') (repost of original by 'Per§ia, ETid, BTf, FuGF of Ruby Cairo ♥ CounterB!tch to Trancy ★' on '2008-08-21 15:17:50') (repost of original by 'Ruby Cairo >Please Read Profile< ETid, LP, FuGF of Persia' on '2008-08-21 15:18:18')
Holy Crap This Man Just Gave Away The Election.
Not even a day earlier McCain used experience as a reason why Obama wasn't qualified. Then turns around and picks the least qualified of all prospects for V.P. Sarah Palin. Does the name Condeleeza Rice ring a bell? I suppose he'll bring on Pamela Anderson for Health and Human services.
Holy Shit
I really wish I hadnt read the news today. Apparently this dirty disgusting horrible cunt in Ohio put her month old baby in a microwave and cooked it and they said her reasoning was because she didnt want her boyfriend to find out he wasnt the father. She fucking put her baby in a microwave and cooked it. I dont know why this is fucking with me so bad but it is. How can someone do that to their child?? I just dont understand it. I feel so terrible for this baby and what it went through. I cant think of a worse way to die than that. This is really REALLY fucking with me.
Holy E-mail
Holy E-mail One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the unruly behavior that was going on. So He called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.' God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.' So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time. When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.' God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because He wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what the e-mail said? OK, I was just wondering...because I didn't get one either.
Holy Crap
Somebody please hold my hand! This is alot to take in. I don't know how this all works. Is it true this is a dating site?
Holy Smoke!!!
Holy Cow - Auto 11's Rock!
It's official: Auto-11's freaking rock. In a matter of 24 hours - I earned 981,876 points on here! Holy macaroni! I can't even begin to thank everyone that was on my page last night and today .. I was just overwhelmed. I tried to get every persons pages to return rates, but I fear I may have missed a few. If you have auto 11's activated - let me know, I'd be happy to stop by and rate a folder or two. If'n you're wanting an auto 11 bling..sorry I can't help ya there, unless of course you buy me a bling pack big enough to bling ya. If you are offering auto-11 blings for fu-bucks, let me know. I have a few fu bucks to spare. Signing Off, BrattyBytch P.S. If ya wanna auto-11 bling me just because...I don't mind that either :P
Holy Fucking Shit!!!
Now I'm blocked from leaving comments...for some unknown reason. WTF? I SB every bouncer online, and none of them fucking answer me. This is pure and unadulterated horse-shit. Why the fuck are my comments taken away? I don't need this fucking abuse. This is bullshit, this site is bullshit, and everything here is bullshit FUCK YOU FUCK YOU and FUCK YOU
Holy Cow!
Ohio is often thought of as nothing but a collection of tiny cow towns and Michele Allen isn't exactly improving its image. Ms. Allen (pictured) was hired to help advertise a "haunted trail" theme park in Middletown, OH. Unfortunately, she likes her cud 40 proof and, according to cops, proceeded to cause udder mayhem, blocking traffic, terrorizing kids and probably conspiring to head over to Illinois to kick over Mrs. O'Leary's lantern. Not exactly a smoooo-th criminal, the hell-raising heifer was allegedly spotted urinating in a yard before cops came to take her away to the slaughter...I mean, to jail. Even after two days to dry out, the battling bovine was still in a rambunctious mood, telling officers to "suck [her] udders." Really. Boy, talk about your sour milk.
Holy Crap
last day. Just sayin :D Talk amongst yourselves...
Holy Sheets
Hi. :D That is all.
Holy Stripclub
Two nuns walk into a strip club, the first one walks up to the bar sits down and tells the bartender "One of the usual Joe" he looks up and says "Bambi why its been for ever since you've been in here, you coming in for amateur night tonight, I see you dragged out the old costume." The nun just shakes her head and takes her drink turning around to face the stage, the bartender shrugs and goes back to his other duties. The Second nun walks straight up to the stage and sits down slapping a twenty down on the stage bringing the girl over, the stripper bends over picking up the twenty looks at the nun squeals and ducks her head and says "Sister Martha what are you doing here?" The nun looks up and says "Just take off your clothes and do your job" Stunned the stripper begins to strip for the nun. After the dance Sister Martha stands up walks over to Bambi and says "Okay baby I'm ready to go, your room or mine tonight?"
Holy Cow
Putting hand sanitizer on when you have a papercut= not so smart... owwy it burns! haha
Holy Crap.
Ok, so I am a fan of the Steve Wilkos show (yes the dude from Jerry Springer who now has his own show). Well, today's episode; This guy molested, beat, and did drugs around a 4 and 7 year old. When the 4 year old was 3, the cops found her in her bed crying in only her panties; after apparently the guy beat her up for crying for her mom. To top that, the 4 year old was later brought to a doctor and was said to have an STD.... wtf?! And the guy claims he hasn't done anything. What is wrong with people????
Holy Hell
Witchie said I am luscious ♥ That is all
Holy Shit!
Last week I had a checkup (way over due) everything was good when I left then today received a letter from my physician. They had to have my EKG read and it appears that I have had a mild heart attack sometime in the last year and have now doubled my heart medication. EKG showed sinus tachycardia, left atrial enlargement, septal infarct and beating too fast. Well just a bit over a week I start school other than that not much going on.
Holy Shit It's Long (no, Not A Blog About My Penis)
A - Available: No - Age: 27 - Annoyance: stupid people - Animal: I like cats B - Beer: Newcastle - Birthday: Feb 3rd - Best Friend(s): None. I have friends, all equal - Body Part on opposite sex: Smile - Best feeling in the world: holding the one I Love, knowing she is safe and happy (or at least THINKING) - Blind or Deaf: Tough call...deaf, because I need to see the smile - Best weather: Spring - Been on stage?: Multiple times - Believe in Magic: Not really - Believe in Santa: Do I look 4? - Been in Love: Once...and it destroyed me - Been bitched out?: By the best - Believe in yourself?: sometimes - Believe in life on other planets: no - Believe in miracles: Yes, I create them often - Believe in Satan: Yes - Believe in Ghosts/spirits: No C - Candy: Uhm...don't eat much if any - Color(s): Green - Chocolate/Vanilla: Vanilla - Chinese/Mexican: Chinexican? Love em both - Cake or pie: Cake - Continent to visit: Ireland - Cheese: Havarti - Car: Fave is Cam
Holy Good God This Thing Is Long
A - Available: Negative - Age: 25 - Annoyance: stupid, lazy people - Animal: I like cats and dogs. they are fluffy! B - Beer: none! - Birthday: March 1st - Best Friend(s): None. I have friends, all equal - Body Part on opposite sex: Smile, eyes - Best feeling in the world: Being held by my boyfriend knowing that i will always be safe. - Blind or Deaf: thats a hard one - Best weather: OMG SUMMER, :( IM COLD!! - Been on stage?: I hate being in front of large crowds - Believe in Magic: Not really - Believe in Santa: Do I look 4? - Been in Love: current! - Been bitched out?: haha - Believe in your self? I try - Believe in life on other planets: ugh yes - Believe in miracles: yup - Believe in Satan:... - Believe in Ghosts/spirits: No C - Candy: im in to more like ice cream lol - Color(s): PINK! - Chocolate/Vanilla: Vanilla - Chinese/Mexican: i like some lil bit of each lol - Cake or pie: Cake - Continent to visit: italy - Cheese: all lol - Car: Fave saleen
Holy 11's Batman!!!!
OK These 3 awesome ppl are all running auto 11's right now....Each one is a great friend and returns all love given...Lets hit em up! Shes Trying to Godmother Moonlucidreamer-Member FubarsFinestLevelers@ fubar Shes Trying to make it to Prophet Autos on Wicked_Wanda@ fubar He is trying to Godfather AUTOS 11 ARE ON!!!!!!! Jon Jon PROUDLY OWNED BY Ms. Sassy . - BFF AND LOVED BY Scarlett@ fubar
Holy Carp
So am I am drinking my bottle of water; I start reading the label (like I do with everything) and BEHOLD! There is a goldfish on the inside! Well on the inside of the label :P I was like ZOMGWTFHOLYCARPSWEETNESS! I think it just made my day xD Almost as much as my friend getting made fun of by a deaf person, holy crap that was funny.
Holy Shit
Holy Fuc
king Shit. Seriously. If you don't want to read a book, leave now. Jeff bought a new router today. It works great with his computer, and his playstation, but started a chain reaction that lead to his mom's computer to melt down. I kind of feel like its my fault for telling Jeff to buy the router, even though it had nothing to do with it in the end. The router wasn't even hooked up when it happened. It just all happened after he turned off the old router and tried to change a wireless setting. The issue dates back to one of those fucking mini-cameras. Those things are fucking terrible for your computer. They never install right and always end up corrupting. It happened to mine, and it happened out of the blue like it happened to her. I feel so bad. She has all of her pictures already backed up onto her iPod though, so she shouldn't have an issue. She is just has no idea how technology works and doesn't know what to think about this. Jeff doesn't like it either. I'm scared. I don't wa
Holy Crap He Did It
Obama banned lobbyist from giving gifts to all members of White House staff. Executive Order -- Ethics Commitments by Executive Branch Personnel By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, including section 301 of title 3, United States Code, and sections 3301 and 7301 of title 5, United States Code, it is hereby ordered as follows: Section 1. Ethics Pledge. Every appointee in every executive agency appointed on or after January 20, 2009, shall sign, and upon signing shall be contractually committed to, the following pledge upon becoming an appointee: "As a condition, and in consideration, of my employment in the United States Government in a position invested with the public trust, I commit myself to the following obligations, which I understand are binding on me and are enforceable under law: "1. Lobbyist Gift Ban. I will not accept gifts from registered lobbyists or lobbying organizations for the
Holy Crap Batman!!!
It's the 26th of January already. I have been staying busy, almost too busy. In the past 5 weeks, I have either been getting ready for the field, in the field, recovering from the field, or getting ready for the field again. I am also getting ready to take over my hand receipt of supplies and equipment assigned to my shop (about 45 million dollars worth), and have had my hands full with a couple of my Soldiers. I now regret all of the hard times I gave my NCOs as I was coming up in the Army. Now does this mean I am all work and no play? HELL NO! It just means I haven't had as much play as I was accustomed to, but it does also mean that I have less time till I am leaving this lovely place for some fun in Georgia, and then some more time on the beach (the one without water). My Ex-Spousal Unit To Be and I had agreed to do a family vacation together, but that has been shot to hell and back. We were going to do a Disney Vacation with the boys. Well, she is planning on g
Holy Hell...
I'm so glad that I got my income tax money back. The same day I got the money credited into my account I get a post card from my eye doctor letting me know it was time for my check up. Today was the big day, lol. I get there right on time and have to rush through all the paper work, since it'd been 2 years since I'd have my eyes looked at. Thank God they didn't have to give me the dilating eye drops because I had to drive myself there. Anyway, I talked to her about this "twitch" thing I have with my eye and she said my eye was normal, lol. BUT if I ever had pain, redness, or any other part of my face went numb to call her and she'd look at me. Good to know. Time for the grand total of my visit. Ready? [gives you time to brace yourself] My glasses, alone, were $148.00, then I had to pay another $90 for some damn coating on each lens. I don't remember everything else I was charged for, and I'm not going to go get my receipt. But my grand total today was near $400.00.Her
Holy Fuck...tagged. O_o
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have dreams about zombies on a regular basis. I have yet to ask a therapist about this because I'm a cheap ass. 2. The only real friends I have are online, my job is essentially a very social one, but again is online and yet I have poor social skills in the real world and not trying to improve them really. 3. I can only smoke a cigarette with my left hand. To do it with the right makes me feel odd and kills the joy of even smoking one. 4. I drink soda & energy drinks more than I drink water or juice. 5. When I'm old, fucked up, and sagging I want to be an art teacher for 1st graders. 6. I've almost broken m
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Holy Sh*t My Neighbor's House Just Blew Up!
I was just off of here and was about to pass out and I heard a big BOOM! i looked out my window and saw nothing but orange. I went running out of my house dialing 911 on the way to see if my neigbor was ok. his house is literally 20 feet from mine, but i have to go around the front to get to it. When i got over he was standing under the street light screaming at the top of his lungs. He had his arms up in the air with his hands flopped down and crinkled. His skin was just hanging off of him. His face was charred. I asked him if he was in the house. He said yeah. I asked was there anyone else in the house. He said no. He said he jumped out the window, but he doesn't know what happened. It scared the ever living shit outta me. Not to mention, if the five moved at all it would come to my house and its just me and my daughter that live here. They said he was 50% burned. I was on the phone with the cops and he just wanted me to pull his pants up.. that's all he was worried about. I couldn't
Holy Prostitutes
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought.... Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the step
Holy Shit Wtf
Right Brain/ Left Brain Quiz The higher of these two numbers below indicates which side of your brain has dominance in your life. Realising your right brain/left brain tendancy will help you interact with and to understand others. Left Brain Dominance: (5)Right Brain Dominance: (11) Right Brain/ Left Brain Quiz
Holy Crap!!!!
hey back but not for just checking in to let every1 know im still alive...things are going back in vermont but im working on getting my permit and getting back to work..i miss everyone..thank u to everyone for the love and support and i will be back on in time..
Holy Shit!
I used my second bomb about 15 minutes ago. The last time I used one I got around 400k in points, that is what I was aiming for this time. Boy was I in for a shock. the time it was over with I got 1,345,602 points! Time for a smoke and trivia :)
Holy Wow!
This has been one hell of a week. I'm not sure if anyone missed me or not. Some of you got a text  from me letting you know what happened. Here's a recap for those of you that didn't know. Saturday night, while I was at the hotel, I was having really bad connection issues. My "high speed" connection was slower than dial up. Yes - that IS possible. I couldn't get music to load on a page in over 10 minutes. After a while I just gave up. I decided to watch some television and call it a night. Sunday when I woke up, everything was working the way it should. I left the hotel around noon. When I got home, I plug my laptop in and I attempt to get online. I didn't have a connection so I went to go reset the router. I noticed a few plugs, and since I never really payed attention to it before, I asked what they were for. Found out that since  my stepdad canceled the old internet service they came and took their modem. The new company  said they couldn't  be here to connect their modem until t
Holy Cow
So, last month I found an undeposited uncashed paycheck in my glove compartment. I was like WHOA!!! I took it  to work and told my boss that I need the moneys, after which he said that it will take a coupla days to remake the check.  Well...   The next week he tells me that I have 2 or 3 more unchased paychecks in addition to this one.WTF??!! I hope I'm gettin THOSE back.   I am the most irresponsible person in the world, and so is the hubby. GRRRR, we make an awesome couple!
Holy Ghost Tells Me Of First Visit From Angels
when i first saw this i got scared because about 8 years ago an angel(im not sure if he was bad or good though) told me im going to get old  in about  30 years from that day.he said get old but what angel would use the word die he would use the word get old to explain death.even a really wise monk would not use the word die and hes no angel.after this news below i called to my holy ghost which lies not to deeply inside me becuase i committed a unmorally act of smoking .i will quit again i did it before i can do it again to make my mind and body as pure and whole as possible to prepare for a kumadon walk.truth seeking will be a long walk around the house i dont know how long the walk will take but i must find the answer to this.well my holy host said with the most acurate words as i can remember him saying he said"yes oudawn you must know the truth and full truth ("by now" if i recall correctly you are going to die in 22 years but jesus will come backfor you in 7 years to ba
Holy Ghost Speaks Questions For God 2. Comet Coing In 20 Years
when i first saw this i got scared because about 8 years 2001 an angel(im not sure if he was bad or good though) told me im going to get old  in about  30 years from that day.he said get old ,but what angel would use the word die' he would use the word get old to explain death.even a really wise monk would not use the word die and hes no angel.after this news, i called to my holy ghost which lies not to deeply inside me becuase i committed a unmorally act of smoking .but i can get him back in 2 to 3 day if i cleanse my heart and mind.i will quit smoke again. i did it before i can do it again to make my mind and body as pure and whole as possible to prepare for a kumadon walk(meditational walk).truth seeking will be a long walk around the house i dont know how long the walk will take but i must find the answer to this.well my holy host said with the most acurate words as i can remember him saying he said"yes oudawn you must know the truth and full truth ("by now" if i recall
Holy Cow!
Holy cow this chic is going to actually do something tonight rather then sit around and do absolutely nothing.   A friend is having what she calls Rockband night, there will be other people that I don't know there, so I will be taking my daughter. There will be drinking, but I may only have one since I am going to be driving and since my daughter is underaged for 2 more years.   I am tired as hell, woke up at 6:30, and for some ungodly reason stayed up. Everytime I try to lay down to take a nap my damn phone rings. I don't think I am destined to sleep today.   Just wanted to say hello to everyone and have a great Saturday!
Holy Fat Ass Catwoman!!
I just weighed my cat, Syxx. He weighs 19 lbs. He's barely 2 yrs old. Holy CRAP!!!   =/    
Holy Crap!!! Im Goin On Vacation!
yep...louisiana.... doin new orleans...  its gonna be siiiick!   rp
Holy Sh*t!
A Taiwanese man became a sitting target for a snake, which bit his penis as sat on the toilet at his rural home, local media reported. "As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up," the China Times said. "When he looked down, he saw the big snake." The 51-year-old man, from Nantou County, was under medical care with minor injuries, a director at Puli Christian Hospital said. "As soon as he has passed the risk of infection, he can go," the director, who declined to be named, said. "A snake's mouth isn't always clean." Local television images showed the black and yellow reptile, reportedly a species of rat snake, being uncoiled and plucked slowly from the toilet bowl. Snakes regularly enter rural homes in Taiwan and other sub-tropical regions of Asia.
1 day till my VIP expires... At least I got a few newer photos taken of myself, hope ya'll liked!
Holy Shit! It's Terror!
Woot! I'm back! :) To tell you the truth, I kinda forgot all about this site. Eh, it happens when you do nothing but work your life away. I've been up for a while so my mind isn't really working that well right now and even this NOS isn't helping that much. So yeah, no blog right now about my insane life. Just letting everyone (well the ones who care anyways) know that I'm alive. :D   Peace out.
Holy Wow
So I stopped at Sonic after work to get a real fruit strawberry slush. Since it's happy hour and the drinks are half off, I got the largest size. HOLY WOW this cup is huge!! I can't even wrap my fingers around it. It is soooo yummy though. Okay, random story over. Oh, here's the pics. Ignore how rough I look. I've been working out for the past hour. lol
Holy Crepe's
so i walked into the casino with 500$...and left with 60,000....  ho...lee.....shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiT!!!!!!   okay....this is awesome....  bbl.... goin to dinner!     RP!
Holy Cow Man!
So being single and being able to do what ever I want, when ever I want with no one telling me not to or getting pissed because I am totally rules! But we all know it has those lonely points. Where you lay in bed with the guy you were supposed to marry a few day before and cuddle up with him and it just doesn't feel the same what are you to do? It's not the same and it shouldn't be! We learn from our mistakes right? Then my best friend in the whole world asks me to have sex with him tonight and I turn him down. Why? What is wrong with me?! Not really. I care a lot about the guy and if I ever felt like I could be with him I would. Which is EXACLTY why I said no. I'm not going to have some one I care about use me for sex when I want more than that. So its a step in the right direction isn't it?
Holy Shit
350 million to win the spotlight?!   seriously, I'll NEVER get it now =/
Holy Crap
so the neighbors and i lit off some mortars and we had a dud that decided to put on its own show...heres the aftermath of one of blew the tube  
Holy Fuckin Shit
So I posted a fake ad to find out how many losers would actually come out to a hotel .to meet some blonde skanky whore     40 emails!!!!! The parking lot is gonna be PACKED with horny retards! ZOMG!!!
Holy Head Of Hair
The great haul of China: Zhang Tingting becomes the first woman to pull six cars more than 50 meters using only her hair in Beijing.  
Holy Shit I Need This!!!!!!
Holy Shit!
I might be on a TV show. LMAO On what? Paranormal experiences on Alcatraz! LOL
SHIT! That was nuts...   I have no fucking clue what just happened,but I fubared for like an hour in 5 minutes.THANK YOU guys for all the love and friendship you give PK and I.It really does mean alot to us having you all for friends. :D
Holy Wall Of Words!
->DrFG420: and how is being in a bra any different than wearing a bikini top?? mmmmk->DrFG420: I'm married so no, I'm not looking to "hook up" or whatever. I take pics cuz I'm bored. I've sent this pic to my friends in real life..what's your point?DrFG420: Not in the slightest. Admit your on an adult site and get over yourself, we want to have fun, it is an alternative to those who are very lonely and cannot get action, that is why your on here. Feel good about yourself instead of wehoring yourself out to some asshole who doesnt care about you, I am aboout making friends and relationships, if youhonestly can tekll me that you are on here for nothing more than friends with even your main pic is of you in a bra?? Hop do you justify yourself?->DrFG420: full of class? that's why women are prostituting themselves to get shiny objects on a website. mmkDrFG420: Well thank you for your time and I hope you change your mind. My contests are full of class, just a lil something to spice up Fu and
Holy Shit!
I don't normally do this, but you have to check this out.   Go to the 2nd page of pics and the bottom row.   WTF!!!
Holy Crap...
IF Tiger Woods is a player...I mean come on! His wife is drop dead gorgeous and was a model!...what chance does a woman like me have with men? Say it aint so, Tiger! Alas, to err is human...
Holy Crapcakes!!
Gah. I got hit with this by Kerry, who stole it from James, who stole it from... aww, I dunno, but now I gotta do it. Dammit. Those of you who I show it to - don't hate me. Or, hate me if ya want. idgaf. :P   Pick your Artist:Metallica Are you a male or female? Master0fPuppets Describe yourself: Am I Evil? How do you feel: Frayed Ends Of Sanity Describe where you currently live: Sanitarium If you could go anywhere, where would you go: Wherever I May Roam Your favorite form of transportation: Ride The Lightning Your bestfriend is: Of Wolf And Man You and your best friends are: Metal Militia What's the weather like: Trapped Under Ice Favorite time of day: Dyers Eve If your life was a TV show, what would it be called: Invisible KidWhat is life to you: Blackened Your current relationship: Aint My BitchYour fear(s): Some Kind Of MonsterThought for the Day: Fight Fire With Fire How I would like to die: To Live Is To DieMy soul's present condition: Fade To Black Most Faithfu
The Holy Fool
The Holy Fool "There's a sucker born every minute"Few things are more embarrassing to witness than a flagrant display of belief in theridiculous, especially when it occurs in people that are clearly smart enough to knowbetter - if they would just try. Religious people are not all fools, although the vastmajority excel at foolish thought and behavior, they just suffer from a weakness thatpredisposes them to slavishly adopt the facile beliefs surrounding them, especially whenit comes with the imprimatur of authority. People that always want to do what is 'right'don't ask questions and will follow the rules regardless of the logic, or lack of it,underlying those rules.Think of the most idiotic, asinine, foolish rituals and practices imaginable and somereligion or cult somewhere has turned it into a sacred tenet of their belief system. Thelist of examples is nearly endless but a few are listed below. And remember that thesereligions and cults maintain that they alone are the one true fait
So we pushed up the wedding date, for one reason or another...   We're getting married in exactly 30 days   Now I'm freakin out! Not freakin out like I wanna back out freakin out, freakin out like, holy shit i'm gettin married freakin out!!!     HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!       Someone bring me a xanax! 
Holy Lack Of Punctuation!!!
I'm stalking mike, baby jesus', blog. I'm kind of waiting to see if he approves my comment. Anyway, he approves the comment that had me rolling in the floor. How did this human graduate high school? Okay so maybe he didn't, but you have to be at least 16, I think, to drop out of school......that's a pretty old 1st grader.   DJ BADASS MOTHE...9 mins ago-- 565 of 565 ok i hate it when i ask a bouncer 2 check my pics cuz 1 was flagged nsfw and there wasnt nothin wrong with the pic and the bouncers never checked it plus i hate that yall charge so much for inactive lounges which brings me 2 my next point since when do yall charge so much 4 inactive lounges and all the changes yall are makeing it makes it hard 4 newbies to get around on fubar just a few things a hate bout fubar
Holy Fire Insurance
Holy Fire Insurance   Salvation is exchanged for worship & it's nothing more than a holy barter system where you say the magic words & you are saved. On the surface it's cheap, easy and painless. It appeals to anyone who doesn't want to be burdened with thinking for themselves, but it's in no sense "free."   Christians claim we have free will to choose if we go to hell or not. It can't be free when you have to fear the consequences. That completely conflicts with the definition of free: to give or receive something without an expectation of anything in return. We call giving or receiving of such a thing: a gift.   If I put a gun to your head and say, "you have the free will to not give me your wallet, but if you defy me, I will kill you." This is not free will, it's Circumstantial Will.   If a parent put a gun to their child's head and said, "I want to give you the gift of unconditional love, but if you reject it, I will kill you." This is not a gift, it's conditional love.  
Holy Hell That Was Long!
What is the single largest item in your house?MeHow well can you write your name with your non dominant hand? Like a KindergartnerWhat color is your bedroom?WhiteWhat type of computer mouse do you use?The pad thing on the laptopWhat is your earliest memory? A bright lightHave you ever jumped off of a high dive?YepDo you take vitamins?NoWhen did you first become interested in sex?When I was bornDo you like to color inside the lines?SureWhat do you have set as your home page?iGoogleDo you have your own radio?Yup.Where would you hate to have to work?McDonald's.Who is on your speed dial?NobodyDo you prefer lightbulbs or candles?For what purpose?How much money did you spend today?NoneWhat are you sitting on right now? ReclinerDo you look at yourself when you pass by reflective surfaces?Who doesn't?Would you ever get plastic surgery?YesDid you play with shaving cream when you were a kid?SureHow big is your bed?QueenDo you like the smell of axe? Yes!What is your favorite flavor of lifesav
Holy Crap!!!!!!!!
yes thats right im going for spotlight again so gimme monies please k thanx      
Today turned out to be a beautiful Holy Thursday. Glory to God Norio  
Holy Something Or Other.....
yea ok i've been off for a long damn time. Sadly ill admit i forgot i had this place. But you have to realize i was fucking stomped with crap on the cassi done it list. some a still in progress, for instance deployment. Right at the tippy top. but im back now so yay me. tired as hell but yea lol. so ok thats bout is for now more later maybe.....
LMFAO...dude why did I not get my humongous utters passed on to this life? - India Calling
Holy Wall Of Text!
So, I got a friend request. It was not empty. I'll not waste words now as this is what it said...   Hello Dear How are you doing?Impressing is what i describe your captivating profile as a near perfect description of what i desire in a man and any woman would seek for in a man.But all that don't matter as all real love relationships begin on a basic foundation of friendship..My Name is regina.I would like you to write to me and tell me all about urself as i would do too if u so wish..well i am a mixed, african and American Born and Raised in the states.I lost my dad when i was 10 years old.My Mom later moved back to Africa where she is rigth now.I stay in jersey,Georiga but currently out of the states,currently in africa visiting my sick mum{hope you are not discouraged} but i will be back in the states as soon as she get better."" email address you can mail me through.And you can also Chat with me on "reginasmith1981" so Email me.Thanks for being patient eno
Holy Crap
Robert insists on pimping me out, because he likes to watch me squirm. So every once in a while I get some freak that wants to show me his peen or wants to know if I have bewbie pics. But this was tonight's award winner.   Friend Request:   hello... i have seen you while i was roaming arround the profiles. you have a sort of submissive appearance to me. and i would like to know if your submissive behaviour is as good as your outer appearance. have you ever thought about serving as submissive, to submit... to follow? you like the idea to be in contact with a strict dominant german, to be guided and lead at times and to show your true nature as submissive female? i am 27... single and as you can see in my profile, i live in germany. i would say that i am a very intriguing person. i like art, music a good wine. i am addicted to the bdsm lifestyle since 9 years. it started a long time ago and that passion never went away. during that time i have had several slavegirls and submissives
Holy Mackers!
  Chick or Dude? YOU be the Judge..     I hate the secret admirer game on ANY site.. this stuff's just scary...
Holy Whiny Fucking Cuntitis Around This Joint!
Randy HAPPILY MARRIED TO MY SOULMAT... Buzz:  100% sh*t faced! Level:  Guardian Angel (35) Gender: Male, 50 Location: East Troy, WI Status: Baby? Is my stuff HOT!!! huh???   9:14am Randy HAPP...: you nasty hole you..your wishing you had a pussy you dick toted wanna be 9:15am  Kloverlynn: lmfao sure dude cuz i am the middle aged man fucking cryin like a bitch about getin blocked 9:16am  Kloverlynn: only cunts use comment approval and then come talk shit. So go rub your achy pussy elsewhere dude
[holy Crap. That Was Dull]
Go ahead and ask me.I have NO idea what I did today.Uuuh...Disassembling my Zaku I took about 5 seconds.Snapping the left hip joint off...Oh my FUCKING god... *sigh*Really pissed about that.Damn thing was way too firm fitting, and just like a dozey episode of genshiken, the damn thing just clicked and fell off when I forced the issue.I didn't cry.I'm surprised that I didn't.Then I masked every freaking contact point on my kit while the hip joint's super glue set.It's ready to paint...Kinda.I need about ... a dozen more clips and more skewers. I think I'll be happy if I get primer down on all the parts.I isolated all the unique parts (center)all the left side partsall the right side partsall the internal parts (the skeleton of the torso) (not being painted)all the head partsThe head and hands are going to be the most complicatedthoughdue to the unique nature of the shins, I decided to mask the knees rather than remove thembut back to the headAlright, the head consists of2 small rubber j
Holy Crap
I knew I was sentimental... I knew I liked to keep things as keepsakes.. But goooood lawwwd...I am a borderline hoarder lol I spent the day organizing my kitchen and de-cluttering it OH MY GOODNESS...I had shit from when my mom was still alive, that I have never once used in 12 years... It was hard, but I purged A LOT   Yay me!
Holy Cow Has Ur Sign Changed
has ur signed changed    capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11Pisces: March 11-April 18Aries: April 18-May 13Taurus: May 13-June 21Gemini: June 21-July 20Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23Scorpio: Nov. 23-Dec. 17Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20       not happy i change im a straight Scorpio 
Holy Crap!!!!!
I know this is probably stupid for me to get excited about, well not really excited but I can't think of a better word. I try to rate Ryan when I'm on. Not because I'm a suck ass, but because of the yellows, he's the one that helps me and actually talks to me. So anyway, I'm rating and I leave him a comment. I look over at this bling and I'll be damned if his fuPony looks like it needs polished. So I take my mouse over there all ready to see "currently polished".......only it wasn't.  How the fuck did I manage to polish a fuPony, let alone Ryan's????   Too bad I didn't need to do that to level.  When I have to do that, I won't find one, lol.
Holy Messed-up Day, Batman
I started off the morning at the dentist's office, getting a broken filling replaced with a temporary crown.  That was just LOADS of fun... my mouth is STILL feelin funny and sore.  On my way home, I took my usual route.  I see funny lights behind me, look at my speedo, it says 31.  I'm in a 25 mph zone... oops.  Cop pulls me over, it's officer Tester, the guy who arrested my best friend for a DUI while I was her passenger, and who has since joined our group of friends drinking at Beerfest every year, among other things.  He's an asshole who was screwing around on his wife with a chick half his age (whose father happens to be the sherrif), and he says he clocked me going 41 when he passed me from the opposite direction, and that after I turned the corner he almost couldn't catch up with me.  Come on, a police intercepter not able to get a minivan in a residential area - especially when the minivan is following a postal truck delivering mail - oh yeah, and if i was going 48 like he sai
Holy Prostitutes
Fwd: HOLY PROSTITUTES...... HOLY PROSTITUTES A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye... It reads:SISTERS OF ST. FRANCISHOUSE OF PROSTITUTION10 MILESHe thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought.Soon he sees another sign which reads:SISTERS OF ST. FRANCISHOUSE OF PROSTITUTION5 MILESSuddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:SISTERS OF ST. FRANCISHOUSE OF PROSTITUTIONNEXT RIGHTHis curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:SISTERS OF ST. FRANCISHe climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks,'What may we do for you! my son?'He answers, 'I saw your signs along the high
Holy Fuck!
Things I've realized in the last few mintues.............   1. I've had 7 Happy Hours 2. I'm not blocked by any yellow names 3. I need another Rock Star 4. I have a love box 5. Vince wants to polish said love box 6. Having your own emote in a lounge is fucking awesome and finally...... 7. I've become a part time fuWhore     EDIT::: 1. Van really does love me. Not only am I his wife, but I'm the only person he's a fan of. 2. edit 1 makes me feel special
The Holy Spirit Versus The World
The Holy Spirit versus the world   Let me share this first, because I may not live to share it again.  The world is under the great influence of the powers of darkness.  Believe it or not, it matters none.  The battle begun long before man was even created.  The pride of the principalities of darkness is that it has controlled man to the point of recognizing its attributes (wealth, power among men, sensual satisfactions, etc.) as most sought over God and all of His creation (including man himself).   After Jesus left the earth, He sent the Holy Spirit to comfort and teach the Body of Christ, those who willingly and completely surrendered themselves to Him.  The Holy Spirit has the truth and gives it freely to those who have the willingness and the capacity to receive it.    There is no other action taking place on the planet that upsets the principalities of darkness more than this.  And it is for this reason alone, that I share my knowledge of limited time with you.  I personall
Holy Crap!!! Over 2 Years? Questions: 3-5-2012
Thank Witchie for reminding me of how much I love this shit.   Ask me ANYTHING!!! Any question: no matter how personal, thought-provoking, or ludicrous it may be. I promise to give the truth, no matter how embarassing or humiliating it may be...or if I don't know the truth I'll make it up and give a bullshit answer so believable you won't know the difference.    Do this, and then go make your own
Holy Shit...
Yeah really..."Holy Shit!" When I first joined FUBAR I was among the first 160k or so to jump from Myspace...then somewhere near 1 million members here, I bailed on my main account, deleting the Original Nomad account and moving on. (Luckily I had a few reserves I set up under my other email addresses back in the day when it was easy to make the top referral board with a little cheating ...) Anyway, after a few fitful restarts with this particular account, I've actually taken the time today and really see what has change...and...HOLY SHIT! I'm lost...I have no idea how to find my people! My clicks, my WoW people, my Trucker friends and other people who share my interests. This site has become massive, and massively more impersonal than it was when it was only 200k members lol... I suppose in the end, I'm going to have to go out and figure it out all over again, like I did the first time I logged into LostCherry all thos years ago, and had another 'Holy Shit' moment...well...
Holy Fuck, I'm Losing My God Damned Mind.
I HAVE GHOSTS. Again. I know. This seems really fucking stupid, but if I die some insane death where I'm naked with upside down crosses carved into me, someone will know about the history of Shannon's hauntings.    First off, I'm sane. I don't do drugs (with the exception of the ocassional narcotic and maybe a little green....and a lot of booze. But all this happened while I was sober, promise.) It all started about 6 years ago when I live in Green Cove Springs. I moved into this awesome ass house that had beautiful original wood flooring from when it was built somewhere around 1920ish. Everything was jim-dandy until my husband started working nights. Then, shit hit the fan. I would hear someone walking down the hall at night...and I was the only one home. Whistling all throughout the house when nobody was there. Then I got a cat. I thought maybe he was pissed and psycho because I had his balls chopped. I was wrong. He would jump as high up the wall as he could and slide down, taki
Holy Disappering Act Batman Where Did He Go Lol
well alot has happened since i last checked in, lost my grandma porter to lung cancer april 2011, financal issues and car accidents...but good news im now a (E-5) in the us navy now...instructor qualified with the instructor certification, had some issues with my knee but now thats healed, gain and lose weight in an odd way...ive missed talking to friends on here and decided to check in i have a new number and allso any one who knows me PM me and i might just give you my number. MCL and whoop whoop everyone
Holy Heretic
im the uncleanunheard and unseenbanished for my crimesi sit and write my rhymesthey say im evilcause i side with the devili say they cant seewhy they should bow on bended kneeto worship an idolwhos nothing but a dolla puppet with no stringswhile i believe in seven ringsto hell with you allarmageddon is your fallwe are the hereticalyou fear us as fanaticalin the end its all in vainwe will all suffer the painin death we see the truthwhether you pray in a circle or in a booththere is no heaven or hellonly the reapers final bell.
Holy Water - Big And Rich
Somewhere there's a stolen halo I used to watch her wear it well Everything would shine wherever she would go But lookin' at her now you'd never tell Someone ran away with her innocence A memory she can't get out of her head I can only imagine what she's feelin' When she's prayin' Kneelin' at the edge of her bed And she says take me away And take me farther Surround me now And hold, hold, hold me like holy water Holy water She wants someone to call her angel Someone to put the light back in her eyes 
Holy Procedures Batman!!
OK So... another obstacle!!!! This doc wants me to have a Myelogram so he can see exactly where and how badly these nerves are pinched/pinching. He says Open MRI's are junk and cant use mine cause the imagery is shite! SO! Now to see if my insurance will even cover the damn procedure! SMH... Im beginning to think my legs will never feel normal again!   PS For those who dont know so they dont have to look it up, A myelogram uses X-rays (fluoroscopy) and a special dye called contrast material to make pictures of bones and nerves of the spine (spinal canal). The spinal canal contains the spinal cord and nerve roots surrounded by a fluid-filled space called the subarachnoid space. For a myelogram, the dye (which contains iodine) is put into the subarachnoid space. X-ray pictures are taken as the dye moves into different areas of the subarachnoid space. A myelogram can be used to find: A blockage in the spinal canal that may be caused by a tumor or by a spinal disc that has ruptured
Homage For My Father
Tuesday, October 10, 2006 2:10 P.M. CST It's been six and a half years now that my dad died. I still miss him a lot. I think about him often. The prevailing thought is how unfortunate it is that he died just as I was beginning to see him less as "my dad" and more as the man he was. And he was a very good man. The word "genius" is thrown around liberally, frequently to people who don't deserve it, but that's how I think of my dad. He was from a small town in Kansas and talked and acted the part his entire life, but he had a brilliant, technical mind. As a kid in the fifties he used to rip apart old cars and fix them up. That led to a job at General Motors, where he worked for over thirty years before taking an early retirement. He was one of the guys who built the robots that built the cars. Not only did he design the individual pieces that made up those large mechanical arms, he also wrote the programming for them to perform whatever job was needed. And he wa
Homage To All My Friends
Just wanted to take a moment and thank and show appreciation for each and every one of you on my firends list. Some I don't talk to as often as I would like but it's nice to know that you are there. You are a collection of the sweetest and sexiest women I have ever had the pleasure to meet. You all deserve nothing but the best in life and I hope you get it all. Just wanted to let you all know I am thinking about you and I hope to get the chance to know you a lot better in the future. You are all beautiful and I have much love for you. Thanks for making my days a whole lot better! xxxxooooo
Homage And My Good Bye The Luciano Pavarotti
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"homage To The Queen" For Scorpioqueen61
Homage to the Queen! Our Friend Lynne ~ ScorpioQueen61 is in her first big contest. Please come help! Rates count, as well as comments. She is always there when ever we need her, so it's time to return the Luv! Made with much mad love by:♕ LuAngel ♕ @ fubar Music provided by Blue Cat Radio
Hombre Lobo
Absolutely delighted to pick up  the new Eels album yesterday, 'Hombre Lobo'.  Hence today's screenname, default and status.  Early listens are indicating another worthy addition to the canon.  After the very seperate and distinctive feel of early albums (the ideas-crammed 'Beautiful Freak', the loss-filled 'Electro-Shock Blues', the gentle almost pastoral 'Daisies Of The Galaxy', the sinister and hard 'Souljacker' and the rocky punchy 'Shootenanny'), and the almost clearing-the-emotional-decks of 'Blinking Lights...' and the 'Things The Grandchildren Should Know' book, not to mention the more literal clearing-the-decks exercise of the best of 'Meet The Eels' and the odds-and-sods collection 'Useless Trinkets', 'HL' feels like a fresh start.  The sound of E sitting down, all his shit out of the way, and just making the music he wants to make, a vision backed up by the feel of 'Tremendous Dynamite : The making of Hombre Lobo', a 30 min documentary included on the deluxe version of the c
Home Late
It's been another crappy day at work and you arrive home late. As you walk into the house you notice all the lights are off and it appears that I am not home. You go into the kitchen and find the table set and candles that were lit, but have burned themselves out. You realize I had a special dinner waiting for you and stupid you forgot to call and tell me you would be working late. You stand there looking at the table and decide you will make it up to me some how. You walk into the bedroom and I am laying on the bed, wearing a black silk teddy with panties that tie in a bow on each hip.. I am sound asleep and you can see that I ve been crying. You feel so bad, but you know just what I need to make me feel loved and wanted. You undress and jump into the shower. You quickly and quietly shower and freshen up. When You return I am laying on my back and you watch as my breasts raise and fall with each breath. I look so beautiful lying there, but you want to make me feel beautiful, so you
Home Safely
I always walk a distorted line between love and hope This is a story I hope you find the line very clear As I go out to get dinner this very night I see the moon shining bright I walk in to grab a tv dinner my life is about to change for the better I see a man in the store standing in line his eyes shine He is perfect in my eyes He flashes a wink I fall into his dreams WHat a night this may end up being He walks by says his name He says lady you are about the prettiest thing He looks deep in my eyes Wow he is like full of surprise He asks for my number I was like sure call me this summer I walk home and find myself thinking Maybe he should have walked home with me for a drink I feel a pull into the park SOmeone has scared me into this park They throw me down I am terrified This is the end of my happiness in my eyes He starts to rip my clothes off He tells me to shut up I scream and I am frightened I cant see his face cause of the stocking He hits me in the
Home Sick From School
Home Sick from School When I was between the ages of 6 and 10, it was pretty horrible staying home sick from school. Its not that I minded missing school, its just that it was kind of lonely. My mother worked. She would be gone from about 7:00AM in the Morning to about 3:30PM in the Afternoon. My older brother went to school so he was gone during the same time period. My father was home...but he worked 3rd shift so he was asleep during this time. Being sick when you're a kid is no fun...Bad Cough, Cold, Fever, Rashes, and Headaches all sucked. But nothing...absolutely nothing could prepare you for "The Grip." This is the old-fashioned name for a stomach flu. My Mother called it this. I assume that it got its name because of the vice like squeezing around your stomach and intestines during a dual barf and beef episode when you have a stomach virus. Just typing the words "The Grip" makes me queezy. The hardest thing was deciding whether to shit in the toilet and barf in
I’ll be coming home Just to be alone Cause I know you’re not there And I know that you don’t care I can hardly wait to leave this place No matter how hard I try You’re never satisfied This is not a home I think I’m better off alone You always disappear Even when you’re here This is not my home I think I’m better off alone Home, home, this house is not a Home, home, this house is not a home By the time you come home I’m already stoned You turn off the TV And you scream at me I can hardly wait Till you get off my case No matter how hard I try You’re never satisfied This is not a home I think I’m better off alone You always disappear Even when you’re here This is not my home I think I’m better off alone Home, home, this house is not a Home, home, this house is not a Home, home, this house is not a Home, home, this house is not a home I’m better off alone No matter how hard I try You’re never satisfied This is not a home I think I’m better o
Home Going Prayer
HOME GOING PRAYER father send your chariot low, and send it for me. the wonders of heaven I am coming to see. I know I am not perfect, for I am only a man. however, I strive to live my life for you the best way I can. father send you chariot low, so that I can ride. you know where to find me, from you I cannot hide. open the gates and let the trumpets sound. I am ready to take my place in heaven and leave this ground. I ask you to take my spirit with you, and leave me shell. bring my through the light of heaven, not the darkness of hell. father send your chariot low, for my days here are not long. take me to heaven as I praise you in song. send your chariot low, for eternity I will stay. father send your chariot low, in my savior’s name I pray.
Homeless Lol
As I walked down the busy sidewalk, knowing I was Late for an important appointment, my eye fell Upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are Found in every city these days. Wearing what can only be describes as rags, Carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags, My heart was touched by this persons condition. Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if The sight would somehow contaminate them. Recalling some long ago Sunday School admonition to "care for the sick, feed the hungry and clothe the naked," I was moved by some powerful inner urge To reach out to this unfortunate person. Yes, where some people saw only rags, I saw a hidden beauty. A small voice inside my head called out, "Reach out, reach out!" So I did.......... I get out of the hospital in about 3 months. It would be nice to get a card or maybe a visitor.
Home Is Where The Heart Is.
I am from the great state of Massachusetts, froma little town names Webster. This is a quiant little Polish town. I lived there from birth to the ripe old age of 18. I knew lots of good people throughout that place and the surrounding towns. Now people say that if ur not living where u r from, it is still ur home if ur heart is there....Now i agree with this a little, but, and this is a big BUT, i think u can never replace ur HOME with somewhere else. If u grew up somewhere and have many many memoriues form that place it is ur HOME. now those memories can be good or bad, it doesnt matter, that place is ur HOME. Other places can be where u live and can be considered "home" but it is not ur HOME of homes. yes i know this is kinda deep for me if u know me, but this is how i feel about it. there may be only one way that somewhere else can be home if it is not ur HOME. That is if u are sharing it with the people that are the closest to u. And by that i mean ur husband/wife, child
Homemade Tortilla Chips
1 pkg. corn or flour tortillas (corn are lower in fat than flour) cumin seasoning Lite salt Cut stack of tortillas into 8 wedges each. Spread wedges in a single layer on baking sheet. Sprinkle with cumin and lite salt. Bake at 375 degrees about 10 minutes, turning after 5 minutes. Make sure you watch them closely. You do not want them too brown. Store in an air tight container. When serving, freshen the chips in the microwave about 45 seconds to 1 minute. Let sit about 5 to 10 minutes before eating so they can harden and cool. Makes 200 chips.
Home Made Kahlua
Home made Kahlua 1 1/2 0z Dry Instant coffee (3/4 Cup) Note: vanilla coffee gives it a yummy different flavor. 2 1/4 cup boiling water Combine ingredients in one medium size saucepan listed above and let cool. Second medium size saucepan 6 cups sugar (I usually use the white sugar and the cheap store brand) 4 cups of water Mix water and sugar together and boil for five minutes then let cool. Once everything is cooled you can then combine all the above ingredients in a deep kettle and add either a fifth of 100 proof Vodka or a fifth of 190 proof pure grain. Add 1/4 Vanilla extract or pure vanilla can add more if you prefer a stronger taste. It is better to use very good pure vanilla in your recipe. Cheap brands of vanilla extract takes alot more vanilla. This mix makes three fifths and one pint total of Kahlua. Use bottles that you collect from family and friends that now save them so they get a full bottle back. Boil and sanitize the bottles just
Homemade Cracker Jack
6 quarts unseasoned popped popcorn 2 cups brown sugar 1/2 cup Light Corn Syrup 2 sticks butter 1 tsp salt 1/4 tsp Cream of tartar 1 tsp Baking soda Preheat oven to 200 degrees F. Divide the popcorn between two large bowls. Oil 2 lipped cookie sheets very well and set aside. In a deep saucepan combine brown sugar, corn syrup, butter, salt, and cream of tartar. Insert candy thermometer. Bring to a boil and cook the mixture over medium heat for about 5 min, stirring occasionally, until the thermometer registers 260 degrees F. (hard ball stage). Remove from the heat and quickly stir in baking soda. The mixture will foam. Pour the syrup mixture over the popcorn, half into each bowl. Work quickly to coat all the popcorn with the caramel. Spread popcorn evenly on the cookie sheets and bake for 1 hour, stirring 3 times. Remove from oven and spread on wax paper to cool, breaking up the larger pieces, if necessary. Store in airtight containers
Home Being Bord
THE ONLY THING TO DO IS GET ON THE SITES.what's a girl to do with her life when their is nothing to do in her life!
Well I'm back home now and I totally enjoyed my weekend. I had a great time, I enjoyed meeting Kelly. I got along with her well I think. She made me laugh and we liked alot of the same things. It also gave me someone else to help pick on doc with :). The concert was amazing. We were 21 rows away from Rascal Flatts!!! Kelly and I were very excited to say the least. Once I download the picture to this computer I'll be adding some to my albums. Well once I get more picture space that is. God they were good seats. It ended up being a good weekend and all in all it was fun. I can't wait to get a chance to hang out with Kell and Doc again. Love Stace
Three Days Grace HOME (dedicated to WHA) I'll be coming home Just to be alone Cause I know you're not there And I know that you don't care I can hardly wait To leave this place No matter how hard I try You're never satisfied This is not a home I think I'm better off alone You always disapear Even when you're here This is not my home I think I'm better off alone Home Home this house is not a Home Home this house is not a Home By the time you come home I'm already stoned You turn off the TV and you scream at me I can hardly wait Till you get off my case No matter how hard I try You're never satisfied This is not a home I think I'm better off alone You always dissapear Even when you're here This is not my home I think I'm better off alone. Home Home this house is not a Home Home this house is not a Home Home Home this house is not a Home Home this house is not a Home I'm better off alone. No matter how hard I try You're never
Home Again.....home Again!
hey y'all!!! Just wanted to let you guys know taht I'm back from my little week long navy jaunt! God.....what a long week! Thank you SO MUCH for the comments and love you showed me while I was gone! I missed you all very much! Hit me up when you get the chance. I'll be home for a few weeks now......woo hoo!! Anyone wanna go get a beer??? :)-
Home Is Where The Heart Is
Well I just discovered that miracles do exist and that they do happen... Will gets to come home much earlier than expected!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WooHOO!!! Plus I get to leave out on my trip to Texas to see him within the month! OMFG...I can't wait! I won't want to come back but knowing that he will be coming home 2 months after that will make it a LOT easier! Wow...this is amazing, he is amazing!
sometimes you go home and someone is missing and home doesn't look or feel like home anymore and you realize that home shouldn't feel so empty or dark or lonely and you know that there is a world full of options out there and perhaps right now sleep is your best bet but all you really want is to feel safe and comfortable again you just want to feel at home again and you ache for it involuntarily.
Home, Sweet Home!!
After a week in Northern Arizona, Wifey and I are finally home. Our kitties trashed our place, but they definately missed us. Had a wonderful time in the mountains. Didn't really wanna come home, but I missed my LC girlies, especially my LC Wife!!
"Someday this war's gonna end. That would be just fine with the boys out in the desert. They weren't looking for anything more than a way home. Trouble is, I've been back there, and I knew that it just didn't exist anymore.
Home Today
Home today with a sick 3 yr old. He's been up all night with fever and a head ache... Poor little monkey. Its so hard to see him go through things like this. He Hates being sick but wont listen to reason when it comes to giving him advice to get better. So its a constant battle to get his meds into him. Or telling him that him screaming will make his head hurt more. Not only that but even drinking liquids is a fight. Got him to eat fruit though... Thank goodness... But I think he is having a reaction to the cantalope says his tongue hurts. Anyways thougth I would take a break from all the tears and strfie while he slept on the couch gotta get back soon I am sure... I am exhausted and only hada few hours sleep... and I myself have a head ache thats becoming more then just a head ache... Must be my muscle spasms Well I am sure I bored the hell outta yall LIke i said a day in the life of is boring LOL
Home Improvement ???
Hey friends - jus' returned from remodel hell!!! I really appreciate all the cherry love sent to me while i've embarked on this journey(and it's been quite a journey!) I promise to return the love to ya, just as soon as I am able. I have not forgotten you all!!!! I'll be posting pictures of my progress sooon !!!(may take time!) but to all my loyal friends - please hang in there - I am not dead and have not forgotten you!!!I'd much rather be sendin' cherry love - than in stallin' laminate floors~!
Well,the reason i change my background,my music and my pics so much is becuz i get bored of them very quickly!!I like change...change is what makes the world go round...if you read this blog SHIT at least leave a goddamn comment i dont write these things for me a comment whore so gimme some fukn feedback DAMNIT!!or ill stop blogging lol...Just like my VS from yesterday not one damn comment!! sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh..i take the good ones with the bad ones so write a bad comment even lol...anything im not picky hehe.... whats the message im suppose to receive when someone re-rates my profile from a 10 to a 1 lmfao tff...did it change that bad?? hmmmmmm
A Home For Your Heart
A Home for Your Heart Those who go to God Most High for safety will be protected by the Almighty. Psalm 91: 1 Chances are you've given little thought to housing your soul. We create elaborate hous- es for our bodies, but our souls are relegated to a hillside shanty where the night winds chill us and the rain soaks us. Is it any wonder the world is so full of cold hearts? Doesn't have to be this way. We don't have to live outside. It's not God's plan for your heart to roam as a Bedouin. God wants you to move in out of the cold and live... with him. Under his roof there is space available. At his table a plate is set. In his living room a wingback chair is re-served just for you. And he'd like you to take up residence in his house. Why would he want you to share his home? Simple, he's your Father. THE GREAT HOUSE OF GOD
The Homeless
I dont think enough is being done for the homless in Australia the Govt always uses money for useless things like ticket take parades for sporting heroes etc when there are more homeless on the streets every day going without food shelter its disgusting. The shelters are full most times & more ppl have to suffer. I think more money should be put into these shelters rather than being wasted on immaterial things. I just hope ythat one day there will be no homlwess ppl anywhere

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