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24 Hours Only
24 HOUR CONTEST ONLY A FEW HOURS TO GO WE R DOWN BY 3K I NEED YOU GUYS TO ADD THE HOST AND COME ON IN AND LETS WASTE THE OTHER TEAMS.. IF WE ALL GO IN TOGETHER WE CAN PUT THIS ONE DOWN FOR HER. SHES LOST EVERY CONTEST LATELY.. LETS HELP HER TO WIN JUST ONE PLZ GUYS PLZ SHE NEEDS TO WIN THIS ONE.... AT LEAST RATE BUT PLZ BOMB SOME TOO THANK YOU ALL RIGHT NOWS A GOOD TIME LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE IS ASLEEP NOWS THE TIME TO MAKE OUR MOVE ILL POST A NSFW FOLDER OF ME IF WE WIN THIS ONE.. NO JOKE ILL DO IT ILL HAVE NSFW PICS OPEN FOR EVERYONE IF WE WIN.. LETS JUST WIN IT FOR GRANNY... DON'T ASK HOW NSFW THAT WOULD SPAZ ME OUT ALL OVER YOU.. BUT IT WILL CLEARLY BE A NSFW FOLDER.. I GUESS IM GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE A FEW MORE PIC BUT LETS WIN IT FIRST BEFORE I GO THERE..
4392 Hours In."immigration"
Since my move from the states to Canada my view on immigration has come to a complete 180.Ofcourse this time me being the immigrant,it isnt a big fucking shocker that I might have changed my mind on my ways of thinking.Now I know it is'nt as if I moved to a country where people speak a different language or that the culture is even that different,but things are far from the same.I have found myself in a few situations where I am the "butt" of jokes or even had people turn thier heads away from me because I am American.I dont mind the jokes,Lord knows I have plenty of my own.It is the other things that make me think.If you were to sit back and think about how you treated the guy at the store differently because of his accent or nationality I am sure most of you would see how ignorant it is to be this way.Maybe I am the only ignorant one,but 'C'est la vie'.When you find yourself in his shoes things are not the same.I find it kind of ironic how I would'nt take the time to think of how tho
4 Hours Left On My Fu-pets Auto 11's
Go Rate/Fan/Add My Pet Put him on your to do list :D *hugs* sit_up_king *rate spanker* {{{SHADOW LEVELERS}}} , Llama Levelers, *club F.A.R. *@ fubar
2 Hours Left On My Fu-pets Auto 11's
Go Rate His Stuff :D Only 2 hours left!!! for his auto 11's!!! sit_up_king *rate spanker* {{{SHADOW LEVELERS}}} , Llama Levelers, *club F.A.R. *@ fubar
24 Hours With Simply Scott
A little background, Simply Scott is a phenominal writer and friend.If you'd like to check him out, he's AMAZING. Very sexy too, shhh, don't tell him, he doesn't like it. heh.http://simplyscott.wordpress.com/Scott smelt fresh warm apple pie, the fragrance took hold of senses. The cinnamon engulfed him. He followed the smell through the hidden cove, down near the stream, over the small wooden foot bridge and came upon a small home past the beautiful meadow. Being new to the area, he was trying to explore his surroundings and above all, get to know the neighborhood.He continued walking barefoot, the softest grass beneath his feet. That's when he saw her through the picture perfect window, with her long brunette hair flowing, her fluffy curls surrounding her face, her skin lightly tanned. He was mesmorized by her small frame, the way her hips looked in that peach sundress, the way her suppel breasts cupped just so, unbuttoned down to show a gorgeous neckline to tease his manliness. He lic
Hours Of Availability
I work evenings. It doesn't hurt to hit me up if you need married. I know I'm free Sundays, Mondays, and anytime the rest of the week before 2PM EST. Saturdays I'm unavailable all day. I don't charge, it's all free. I have a few different wedding licenses, you can choose which one you want after the ceremony. I'm still working on them so just bear with me. Rev. HV http://fubar.com/geek.php (this link is strictly for my own purposes, I didn't have anywhere else to store it)
24 Hours He's Turned On
Keith Is Turned ON! For 24 HOURS! That's Right, He's Activating His Auto 11's For You! Stop by and Climb In His Profile and Rate His Sexy Pics and Get Off Leveling! Whoooot HOT! Keith....Fu Married To My Hand LOL@ fubar Lets All Get Satisfied! No popularity contest or none of that. Pimping Out Fu's The Only Way I See Fit! Forbidden Jennifer, You Can Look But No Touching, Member of Princess Leia's Crew@ fubar
24 Hours Of Lemons
If you don't know what it is, at least check out the site and familiarize yourself. You buy a total piece of shit car for $500 or less, fix it up, still for that same $500 or less, then race the hell out of it. A bunch of tatted out hoodlums cheer you on as your shitbox tries not to explode, then you drink lots of alchohol. Sound good? It is. Several friends of mine ran the last Lemons at Thunderhill and dug on it. I missed it (again). After the death at Altamont last year, I didn't know if enthusiasm would still be high. One of the event organizers is a buddy and at our last drinking event, he told me they are getting numbers of entries that are many times over what is allowed to participate. Check out the events page on the site and definately at least spectate at an event near you. Also, check out Dave Coleman's shitbox Miata with turbo blocking driver view from the last run HERE. Dave is an awesome guy with a severe shitbox racing habit (if you haven't read his articles in the late
48 Hours Of Auto 11's
OK. Heres the thing. Some one got me my first AUTO 11 bling. I'm turning it on at 6pm EST. The good news is a friend of mine also has AUTO 11's but she isnt turning hers on til tomorrow. She also has a Happy Hour tomorrow at 6pm EST. This is what I need my friends to do. Today at 6pm rate me like you love me. Help me hit Godfather. Tomorrow at 6pm go rate my friend during her Happy Hour and help her shed off some points. I'm already set to rate her. Kå®$Wåý(¯`·¸•´¯)Owned By Styx@ fubar
1 Hour Only
I have an auto 11 for sale to the highest bidder. leave comment in blog. 1 hour only.
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5 Hours Left On Auto 11's. Read Blog For Registration For Prizes
DJ GHOST (RIDER) of VAMPY'S VAMPIRE CAVE AND FRIENDLY STALKER TO DeViLiSh DeSiReS@ fubar DJ GHOST IS HOSTING AN AUTO 11 ON MARCH 14TH STARTING AT 6PM ANYONE PARTICIPATING WILL GET 25,000 FUBUCKS FOR EVERY 500 PICS THEY RATE. NEW PICS TO RATE. EMAIL GHOST WHEN FINISHED ... NO SHOUTBOXES PLEASE NO EMAIL NO MONEY. ALSO JUST ADDED 1 PERSON WILL WIN THE LUCKY DRAW FOR A 1 MONTH V.I.P SO COME ON OVER AND RATE.THE ONLY CATCH IS YOU CANT ALREADY HAVE A V.I.P. REMEMBER YOU MUST SEND AN PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WHEN YOU ARE DONE. I WILL DRAW THE LUCKY WINNER ON MONDAY MARCH 16TH AND THE WINNER WILL BE NOTIFIED AND ALSO A BULLETIN WILL BE SENT OUT WITH THE WINNERS NAME. THATS RIGHT EV1 I HAVE ADDED A 3 DAY BLAST AND A 1 DAY BLAST. SO THATS 3 WINNERS JUST FOR RATING MY PICS SO COME ON AND RATE, RATE, RATE !!!!!!!! ALL ARE WELCOME TO JOIN IN. ALSO HE WOULD LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE WHO HELPED ON HIS LAST AUTO 11.
3 Hours Left All. Come And Register For 3 Prizes And 25,000 Fubucks.
DJ GHOST (RIDER) of VAMPY'S VAMPIRE CAVE AND FRIENDLY STALKER TO DeViLiSh DeSiReS@ fubar DJ GHOST IS HOSTING AN AUTO 11 ON MARCH 14TH STARTING AT 6PM ANYONE PARTICIPATING WILL GET 25,000 FUBUCKS FOR EVERY 500 PICS THEY RATE. NEW PICS TO RATE. EMAIL GHOST WHEN FINISHED ... NO SHOUTBOXES PLEASE NO EMAIL NO MONEY. ALSO JUST ADDED 1 PERSON WILL WIN THE LUCKY DRAW FOR A 1 MONTH V.I.P SO COME ON OVER AND RATE.THE ONLY CATCH IS YOU CANT ALREADY HAVE A V.I.P. REMEMBER YOU MUST SEND AN PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WHEN YOU ARE DONE. I WILL DRAW THE LUCKY WINNER ON MONDAY MARCH 16TH AND THE WINNER WILL BE NOTIFIED AND ALSO A BULLETIN WILL BE SENT OUT WITH THE WINNERS NAME. THATS RIGHT EV1 I HAVE ADDED A 3 DAY BLAST AND A 1 DAY BLAST. SO THATS 3 WINNERS JUST FOR RATING MY PICS SO COME ON AND RATE, RATE, RATE !!!!!!!! ALL ARE WELCOME TO JOIN IN. ALSO HE WOULD LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE WHO HELPED ON HIS LAST AUTO 11.
12 Hours Of Work In 3 Hrs Of Sleep
The future is destruction, for today I live in hell, pouring out my soul, I'm the one want to live...    Always searching, finding temptation on the way, y does it seem, just a fucking another day...  Dreams run in my head, work, play, bullshit life if u ask me. wanting what i cant have, an getting what i don't give a crap.. Seems to be the used, but all i wanted was a friend at last... never ending story, chaos on the line...Heaven on my black past soul, always down in this hole.. Bumping my head on the ground u walk on, breaking the 9th ladder step... Crumbling to the bottom again....RIP, may god help this land...12 hrs of work, in 3 hours of sleep, Dreams of the past!!
Hourglass Love
She loves me, she loves me not.Shes in and out of love with me.My love for her is hard to see sometimes, through the shadows of my fear.My fear scare her and off she runs.Alone I am left as usual as the darkiness of night.I just want to know what she wants so I can make her happy.I fuck up because Im not perfect, yet I try to do the best that I can.No one understands that Im in love with her and more important she doesnt understand it.Will my love ever be enough or has my time ran out?
24 Hour Bling Auction
IM HAVING MY FIRST BLING AUCTION ....IT STARTS TODAY JUNE 23RD AT 4 PM FU TIME AND ENDS 4PM FU TIME ON THE 24TH... IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BID ON ANY OF THE 5 BLINGS PLEASE CHECK THE AUCTION FOLDER IN MY PICS ... NO BIDS LEFT HERE WILL BE TAKEN ...AND BLINGS WILL ONLY BE GIVEN TO THE WINNER AFTER I RECEIVE THE FU BUCKS...IF YOU DO NOT TRUST ME DONT BID NO EXCEPTIONS ...THANK YOU TO ALL WHO PARTICIPATE ...BESOZ Y ABRAZOZ
24 Hour Auction On 6 Credit Bling Pack
I'm auctioning off a 6 credit bling back bidding starts at 2 million fubux.
72 Hours, Doin' It
Ok, so I ended up riding two dif medic units, 2 dig engines, the utility, and the tanker. All in 72 hours. Jeezus. I'm going to sleep for a day straight to recover. To top it off before I could leave the firehouse I had to dig my car out with a snow shovel.
Hours Of Fun With Creepy Cat
A co-worker sent this link to me and I've been laughing my ass off. Have fun!   http://theuglydance.com/?v=vddqzndthr
Hourglass
Sometimes I feel like I’m swimming in misery… And drowning in remorse. His heart is broken he swears as he holds his arms out Begging me to fall into them. And I just…can’t. The only things that hold me are my mistakes. They cradle me, like a mother cradles her baby. And I apologize to him with words that come from the clouds. We’ve been stuck here for so long… Me pleading my case and him begging for more. I have dreams of being a star(fucker) To be appreciated for an hour To be remembered for a good time. I will have my cake and eat it too I want to bask in my own (alter)ego To be a glorified (pain)slut Today they told me I am crazy In whispers barely audible Like they were afraid of what I might do I screamed                                                   I KNOW
Hourglasses
Hourglasses                  Maggi Smith         10/10/10   I can’t breathe… this heat consumes me. You… your heat consumes me. I’m still searching for you.   I’m wandering, lost and alone… stationary. Trapped in a desert created by broken hourglasses, hourglasses broken by you. So much time has been lost and the heat is rising.   You’re wandering, scared and confused. Frantically smashing the hourglasses one by one In a desperate attempt to keep from aging, growing up and becoming The man I know you can be and the desert is growing wider.   Patiently I have waited. Waited for the sand to be swept into a pile, Waited for the shards of glass to be sifted out and pieced back together. Waited for the hourglasses to be finally repaired by you and me together But time is standing still.   How many hourglasses must be broken? Can they all be repaired? Can we get back the time we have lost?   I am hopeful, but for now; The
43 Hours, 10 Minutes, Tminusblowmybrainsout.
43 hours ago, i woke up from a nap. haven't slept since. i feel the crazies coming on, like they weren't already here.   can't eat, can't sleep, can't think straight. i have a one-step fix to this problem of mine. so simple, and yet, so fucking unattainable these days. weed dealers have been bad at their jobs lately, no joke.   on a positive note, im tripping balls from the exhaustion.  at least mother nature has a sense of humor sometimes.   fuck.
An Hour Long Video
Here is a video I found over 4 years ago and it its the reason why I feel the way I feel about today. The download is towards the bottom, the free download is on right.
[48 Hour Dining Crunch]
A delightful couple from down the lane invited themselves to dinner Friday, so I find myself scrambling for recipe ideas. I think I'm going to do... at least 3 courses.Leaning toward 5.Italian is a strong suit of mine, but I tend to get a bit out of people's range with bold flavors and not-so-mainstream recipes.Added challengeCooking for vegetarians.One thing that stands out in my mind is "it doesn't have to be anything fancy, we'd eat spaghetti"which made me think of doing a "pasta bar" where I serve hot pasta and a variety of additions to a basic sauce.SoPastaBasic tomato-basil sauce Diced fried vegetables.Sliced mushrooms.Chopped olives.Herbs.Problem is our parsley is blooming... and not really leafing right now.A problem I can probably work around.SoMain course is figured... ish.I think I want to do two antipastasone ultraconservativeone out of nowhere (and completely dependant on market availability)I think I'm going to do roasted artichoke/tomato (and if there are none fresh, bec
Hours If He Moves
SAN JOSE, Calif. Ed Dickson Jersey . -- The owners of the San Jose Sharks gave general manager Doug Wilson a vote of confidence to make changes after a disappointing early playoff exit. Coach Todd McLellan will have to wait to get a similar show of support from Wilson to determine whether he will be back for a fifth season at the helm. The ownership group of Sharks Sports & Entertainment issued a statement Wednesday calling a seventh-place finish in the Western Conference and a first-round playoff loss to St. Louis unacceptable while also backing Wilsons leadership. "We will not lower our expectation that every San Jose Sharks team we put on the ice is capable of winning the Stanley Cup," the statement said. "Despite the fact that our team has experienced a tremendous amount of success over the past eight seasons, we are not satisfied with those results and neither is Doug. The ownership group has confidence that Doug will make the necessary changes to ensure our club remains among the
1/2 Hours Before The
OAKLAND, Calif. White Ray Rice Jersey . -- Brandon Rush is back where he wanted to be all along. Rush agreed to an $8 million, two-year deal Tuesday to stay with the Golden State Warriors after becoming the teams most reliable reserve last season. Rushs agent, Mark Bartelstein, said the second year of the contract is a player option. The deal is pending a physical that Rush will take in the next few days. "Hes thrilled," Bartelstein said. "He had a terrific season with the Warriors. He loves playing for Mark Jackson and he made it clear to me from the beginning of free agency that this is where he wanted to be." The signing highlights a busy two days for Golden States front office. The Warriors agreed to sign free agent power forward Carl Landry -- also represented by Bartelstein -- on Monday. That deal is also worth about $8 million over two years with a player option for the second season. Both moves solidify the bench and likely Golden States roster. The Warriors now have 15 players
36 Hour Widow Maker
This gets its name honestly. I have worked on it and I must say it blows chunks. It isn't the rating of the pics that are bad, IT'S THE TIME! I honestly believe this thing needs to be rethought to allow sleep time because to be honest those of us who wish to level and have health issues are screwed and don't even get a kiss. So my advice to all is get some good rest before even thinking of attempting this. Get a good online alarm clock that pops up on your screen with bells ringing loud! Make a pot of coffee and dig in. Good luck to all who try this because it isn't easy but is needed if you want to level.  
The 36 Hour Widow Maker Success Story
  The 36 Hour Widow Maker Success Story   Good morning, everyone! First, I would like to take this opportunity to thank everyone for their support in the last few months I have been here. I am here to connect with others, play the game, and return the love unconditionally. I could have never reached level 53 without any of your support, encouragement, and valuable friendships. When I first joined, I heard plenty of dreadful widow maker stories. A few would refer this widow maker as, "The 36," while others would say words that would make this blog post NSFW. Is it really that bad? Well, I was determined to find out myself. The mini widow makers that any Fubarian would face were intense for those who barely rate pages or pictures. Seriously, who rates every ten minutes anyway for six hours straight? A personal suggestion is to practice rating at least 6 hours straight, every half hour twice a day to prepare for this one. As soon as I level up, I am always ready to knock out level
Hour Of Need
The hour of need is here my friends once again.If you are in need of a friend.I am allway's here.Yet not far away.If the weight of the world is bearing down on your shoulders.Look to me.And I'll lift the weight off your shoulders onto my shoulders.If the need is to great to bear.I'm here for you.With kind spoken words.And allso with an open heart and arms to hold.I  do not claim to be a healer.By no means.My heart is heavy as well.So if my words carry any weight at all upon you.I think it will be allright.So look to me in your hour of need....  YOUR HOUR STARTS NOW !!!!!!!!
House Band To Perform With Paul Stanley On His Tour..
PAUL STANLEY's backing band for the upcoming Live To Win Tour will be the House Band from the CBS TV Show, Rock Star. The band appeared on the first season of the show - Rock Star: INXS, as well as this year's Rock Star: SUPERNOVA. Comprised of Paul Mirkovich (keyboards), Jim McGorman (guitar), Rafael Moreira (lead guitar), Nate Morton (drums) and Sasha Krivstov (bass), the House Band is billed as "an eclectic, skilled group of professionals who know rock and roll." Stanley's new song 'Live To Win' will be available for sale exclusively at iTunes on Tuesday, September 26th. More details soon. Stanley's upcoming solo album, Live To Win, will be released by New Door Records/Universal Musical Enterprises on October 24th in North America (a day earlier internationally).
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Houston
HOUSTON IS BIG BUT THE TOWNS R SMALL ALTHOUGH IT`S POPULAR IN MANY WAYS THE SOUTH WEST OF HOUSTON WILL ALWAYS BE IN THOUGHT. IT MIGHT BE SMALL BUT I HAVE FAMILY THERE ,ITS MY PLACE, WHERE MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES R , I CANT RESIST W/O MY HOMETOWN , I LOV DIZ PLACE ITS IS MY LIFE ,THIS IS SOUTHWEST IS WAT I REPRESENT AND ITS WHO I AM IM A HOUSTON GURL , IM A SOUTHWEST GURL. AND MOST A BELLAIRE GURL
House Buying
I am now in the process of buying my first house or condo. I have been pre-qualified for the loan. I thought I would always live in an apartment for the rest of my life. If anyone has any advice please let me know. Thanks
The House Of Ma'at Has It's Own Lounge...please Come And Join Us All In Our Fun...
The HOM now has a Lounge…Come and have fun with the rest of us….Enter the site below.
House Of 1000 Corpses Still Freaks Me A Bit...
What house of 1000 corpses character are you? BabyThis sexy blonde is just like her mother, Mother Firefly. She is cute, funny, and evil. She seems to be "murder buddies" with Otis. Oh and, her favorite movie star isn't Marilyn Monroe.
House All To My Self.
I took David to Charlotte this morning and dropped him off with my sister at 5:30 this morning. He will stay up there in Charlotte till Firday. Once he gets off work Firday he'll come home and I'll pick him up in Greensboro. I already miss him. When I was packing his bag for 3 days I felt like I was sending my husband away for good. Alex went with my mom to her friends house today. That way I could get some sleep. Cause for the last couple of days I haven't got much sleep. And now that I woke up I miss having my husband around. There's no one here but me and no one screaming and David not sitting on the couch. I feel like I'm the only person in the world. I guess after I get use to David staying gone a few days out of some weeks that I won't feel this way. That I'll just get use to him not being around as much and me having the house to myself with Alex. But Alex can make a house feel like they are 100 people in it. Him running around and screaming and talking and playing and brakeing
House Rules For Emos
the emo rules #1 become emo stay emo #2 vampires are friends #3 wear black all the time even in summer #4 become a prep.....and DIE! #5 have emo shoes (converses) #6 eat emo cookie everyday #7 date a emo boy #8 bands like Good Charlotte and SImple Plan are not emo bands they are punk #9 havelotsofc.d.s #10 dance around your room in your underwear at least once a week #11 don't ever betray your emo friend #12 wear emo pants #13 date a prep and.....FALL! #14 remember 3 things rays the wierd one stephs the serious one mandas the childish one #15 always have black eyeliner #16 make a metal band #17 go to at least one concert a year #18 write real emo signs #19 write emo #20 swr+mcr+p!atd=emo bands #21 have your own instrument #22 don't write huge #23 WRITE HUGE IF YOUR EMO #1 #24 all emos have nicknames #25 give me a emo cookie
House Music....my Styleeeeeeee
Hi all LC's Want to listen to some great dance music created by........well me (a cherry newbie) Just wanted to introduce a few little musical projects I have going on at the moment. D-White Noise My House/ Progressive House/ Techno profile and Me Mood My IDM/ ambient/ experimental profile Once I work out this LC thing I'll get some pumping tunes on here but for now visit:- www.myspace.com/dwhitenoise www.myspace.com/MeMood to listen to my musical creations..... If you like become a fan. New friends are always welcome.... Dave D-White Noise Me Mood
House Call
Elena sat nervously paging through her magazine for the tenth time while her husband, Tom, said, "Try to relax, babe, he'll be here, don't worry, it's not even eight o'clock yet!!!" "I know," she replied with a shiver, "but I've looked forward to this day for so long I just hope nothing goes wrong to spoil it!!!" "What could possibly go wrong," Tom asked softly, "everything's set!?!" "What if he hates me," she replied fearfully, "I mean what if I don't excite him!?!" "You're nuts," her husband replied quickly, "he's gonna adore you, hon, now just take it easy, all right!?!" After giving her husband a small smile she replied softly, "Okay, baby, I'll try, but it won't be easy!!!" Elena actually began reading one of the articles in her magazine, so she kinda got lost in thought, when out of the blue the front doorbell rang, practically making her jump out of her skin while whispering hoarsely, "There he is, you answer it!!!" Tom chuckled under his breath while making his way to the fron
Housework!!!!
Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished! It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said wives who work full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex. The night went well and the next day, she told her office friends all about it. "We had a great dinner. Ralph even cleaned up. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put it away. I really enjoyed the evening." "But what about afterward?" asked her friends. "Oh, that ..., Ralph was too tired.."
House Cleaning Tips For Internet Junkies
Sweeping and Mopping the floors -- Have dog sweep floors with tail and lick up all crumbs. Any stubborn spots that require scrubbing recruit cat... may have to add tuna water to spot. If you don't have a dog or cat... well you are in trouble ... go find one roaming the neighborhood quick! Vacuuming -- Call for demo from salesman. Have him show you how the vacuum works in all parts of the house ... insisting the carpet looks the same...but really is different in all parts of the house. Tips for success: Don't always call same .company ... keep a chart and rotate. Dusting -- Only do what is at eye level or below. And only right before someone is coming over! Run rag over everything quickly (don't even waste your precious time on the Pledge or Endust... that's minutes away from your computer ... and that just is unacceptable!). For the illusion of using those products ... spray a few squirts to air like air freshener. Laundry -- First find a good place to hide it! If you have t
House Rules
House Renovation Headaches!
God it's a nightmare!! Save me from Double-glazing salesmen! First you have to be brave enough to actually ring them (OMG now they have my phone number, they will never leave me alone....Noooooo!!) Secondly you need to know exactly what you want, and stand your ground, once the salesman is through the front door! 1 x Light Oak Bay window 1 x Light Oak Bedroom window 1 x Light Oak Front door with Top Light "That will be fine thank you - No I don't want the rear windows doing! No thats what the pile of glass blocks are for! Nooo Trust me when I say I don't require new back windows, I'm taking 3 of them out, bricking one up and replacing 2 with Glass Blocks, Yes, very trendy! ... No, No I don't want a conservatory, I need planning permission, no seriously I already have an extension, so have to get planning permission!... yes I understand that could be a problem...." Sheesh!! Thirdly, you have to hope and pray that once you've signed the piece of paper that says; YES your
House
As of November 30, I am now the proud owner of a house. There are some pictures of it on my page. I move in next Thursday, Dec. 7th. I am very excited about this since this is my first house.
House Hold Helpers
How many of these did YOU know about? A sealed envelope - Put in the freezer for a few hours, then slide a knife under the flap The envelope can then be resealed. (hmmmmmm...) ============================== Use Empty toilet paper roll to store appliance cords. It keeps them neat and you can write on the roll what appliance it belongs to. ==== ========================== For icy door steps in freezing temperatures: get warm water and put Dawn dish washing liquid in it. Pour it all over the steps. They won't refreeze. (wish I had known this for the last 40 years!) ============================== To remove old wax from a glass candle holder, put it in the freezer for a few hours. Then take the candle holder out and turn it upside down. The wax will fall out. ============================== Crayon marks on walls? This worked wonderfully! A damp rag, dipped in baking soda. Comes off with little effort (elbow grease that is!). ======
House
is good-not much else on tv is though:(
Housework
Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished! It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said wives who work full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have s e x. The night went well and the next day, she told her office friends all about it. "We had a great dinner. Ralph even cleaned up. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put it away. I really enjoyed the evening." "But what about afterward?" asked her friends. "Oh, that ..., Ralph was too tired.." God is good.
House Calls(phone #'s)
Here is a Difficult But Simple annd Secret way of finding out other Peoples Phone Numbers. HOUSE CALLS ----------- H - 0 O - 1 U - 2 S - 3 E - 4 C - 5 A - 6 L - 7 L - 8 S - 9 FOR EXAMPLE: TO CALL ME IN AUSTRALIA IT WOULD BE AS FOLLOWS H,H,O,O,A,O,U,2ND L,O,1ST L,1ST L,C,U (0011 612 49 81 7752) I KNOW MOST OF YOU ARE OVERSEAS BUT I WOULD LIKE TO CONTACT AS MANY OF YOU AS POSSIBLE PLEASE GIVE IT A GO
House Protection From Storms
HOUSE PROTECTION FROM STORMS PREPARATION: Gather salt, pennyroyal and rosemary. RITUAL: Throw 3 pinches of each out of the doorways to your home. Chant: Winds of the East, Winds of the West, I beg of you, Give us rest. Winds of the North, Winds of the South, Winds that may be, Please blow around me.
House Cleaning 2007
HOUSE CLEANING 2007 > >The other day, I threw out Worrying, it was getting old and definitely >in the way. It was keeping me from being me; I couldn't do things God's >way. > >I threw out this book on MY PAST (I didn't have time to read it anyway),>replaced it with some NEW GOALS, started reading it right away.>>I threw out hate and bad memories, I used to treasure them so; got me>some NEW PHILOSOPHY; threw out the old one from long ago.>>Brought in some other new books, titled I CAN, I WILL AND I MUST.>>Threw out I MIGHT, I THINK and I OUGHT. You should've seen the dust. > >I ran across a FRIEND. Hadn't seen or talked with Him in a while, His>name is GOD. I really like His style!>>He's helping me to do some house cleaning; He added some great things >Himself, like PRAYER, HOPE AND FAITH. I placed them on the top shelf. > >Picked up something special; placed it at the front door, it's called>PEACE and I try to let nothing get me down anymore.>>Yes, my house
House Of Lords
House Rules Change Clears Way For Tax Increases
After spending an entire year on the campaign trail claiming she will not raise taxes, the first vote Nancy Pelosi brings to the floor for a vote as speaker will open the door to billions and billions of tax increases over the next two years. Looks like the same old double speak from the Dammitcrats... copy and paste the url below in your browser to read the entire story in the Washington Times online. http://www.washingtontimes.com/national/20070106-115506-5182r.htm
House Sets 4 Day Work Week - Democrats Vow Is Already Broken
Democrats ran to expand the work week in the House to 5 days. But guess how long that lasted? Not even one week! "Culture Shock on Capitol Hill: House to Work 5 Days a Week" front-paged the WASHINGTON POST in December. Majority leader Steny Hoyer said members of the House will be expected in the Capitol for votes each week by 6:30 p.m. Monday and will finish their business about 2 p.m. Friday. Forget the minimum wage. Or outsourcing jobs overseas. The labor issue most on the minds of members of Congress yesterday was their own: They will have to work five days a week starting in January. But on the morning after the night before, on the first full week of the new congress, Hoyer has pulled back from his vow! A Hoyer press release boldly declares: "Monday, January 8, 2007: The House is not in session." The House is taking Monday 'off' this week, because of the championship football game between Ohio State and the University of Florida. And, of course, the following
House Of Horrors
NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Detectives investigating the murders of 19 people -- mostly children -- near a house on the outskirts of New Delhi said late on Monday a new search had found more than 40 polythene bags filled with body parts. In a case which has shocked and horrified India, human remains were dug up last month from the backyard and drain of a rich, well-connected businessman's house in Noida, a satellite of the Indian capital. The owner of the house was arrested along with his servant on suspicion of kidnapping, rape and murder. They have not been charged. "Biomaterials packed in more than 40 polythene bags have been recovered from the drain in front of the house of the accused persons," said a statement from the Central Bureau of Investigation (CBI). "In addition, pieces of human bones have been recovered ... the seized materials have been sent to the laboratory for post mortem, individualization and DNA extraction." The investigation into the murders was taken ov
House Of 1,000 Corpses Character
You scored as Captain Spaulding. You scored as Cpt. Spaulding! You are funny and 1/2 kind hearted but still a sadistic killer.Captain Spaulding90%Otis80%Grandpa Hugo70%Mother Firefly70%Tiny30%Baby Firefly20%Dr. Satan15%Which House of 1000 Corpses Charachrer Are you?created with QuizFarm.com
House Is Great
House Blessing
Assemble: 1. Salt & Water 2. Incense (fire and air) 3. Milk & Honey 4. Oil (for anointing) 5. Wine (for offering) 6. Bells, Pots, Pans, Whistles, etc. Cast a circle in the main room (livingroom) and after casting, visualize the circle expanding to include the entire house. Call upon the spirits and energies living in the house (or apartment). Invite those who will be harmonious with the new household and its energies to remain. Invite/ask those who will be happier elsewhere to depart. Release all "energies" not compatible with the new household. (This may be expressed as a "release" in order to unbind anything that may be stuck.) Then call upon, greet, and invite ancestors, patron deities, and all harmonious spirits and energies to dwell in the house as they please. Gather up the pots, pans, and all the noise-makers. Go to each door and window, not forgetting the fire-place and dog-door, making as much racket as humanly possible-to shoo out anything unwanted. (This is hy
House In Raway New Jersey
I DON'T KNOW WHY MY MOM LOVED TO LIVE IN HOUSES THAT ARE HAUNTED. AND I KNOW MOST OF YOU MAY THINK I'M CRAZY AND THAT I MAKED EVERYTHING UP. WELL NOTHING I SAY IS A LIE BUT I REALLY DON'T CARE WHAT POEPLE THINK. MY MOM REMARRIED TO A MAN NAMED KEVIN WHEN I WAS ABOUT 13. WE HAD A 3 BEDROOM APT ABOVE A STORE. THE FRIST THING WE SEE WAS THE CLOSET DOOR WOULD OPEN AND SLAM SHUT. AT FRIST IT SCARED ME BUT THEN I WAS FUNNY. I SCARED ALL MY FRIENDS AND NO ONE WOULD COME TO MY HOUSE DO TO THIS. I ONLY HAD ONE FRIEND THAT WOULD SPEND THE NIGHT. THEN WE HAD THE WORDS F**K YOU ON THE WALL IN RED. MY MOM WOULD PAINT AND PAINT OVRE AND OVER BUT THIS WORD WOULD COME BACK UP. WE HAVE A RECORDING OF MY SISTER ON THE PHONE AND U CAN HEAR US TALKING IN THE BACK GROUND. THEN A VOICE COMING OVER SAYING..F**KING B****H. SHUT UP B****H OVER AND OVER. I REMEMBER GOING TO BED.. NOTHING HAPPENED IN MY ROOM I HAD CROSSES ALL OVER THE PLACE.. OVER MY DOOR WINDOW MINE AND MY SISTERS ROOM. BUT RIGHT OUT MY
House Sale On The Move
Estate agents now have put a sign on our house saying sold subject to contract. survayers coming to morrow. then we are told that because there is no chain it will move quick
House Of Psychotic Animals
well i'm all moved in, and when i first got here i thought the house was this tiny little thing from the outside. it looks like a little corner shop that you would see just walking down the street. then we pulled into the garage and went inside. HOLY SHIT!!! this place is huge and wide open. there is a shit load of storage room too. the whole downstairs is devoted to rock and roll. i talking concert posters, autographs, ticket stubs, and drum heads all signed. and mixed in with all that is artwork... painting drawing, oil pastels, stained glass, painted monkies, glass heads. all kinds of colorfull wierd eccletic stuff. hell there's even slot machines! upstairs there's this one room devoted to a make-shift art studio/guest room. thats connected to the deck thingy, which you can basically walk around the entire house.... on the roof. it's really fucking cool. my room is nice too, it's big, has a gigantic bed, more storage, and it has my favorite painting that my grandfather did.
House
House is such a good show. I love the guy who plays him, I don't know his name but man he's awesome. I hope I end up with someone like that, smart ass but still awesome as hell. Work was good today lots of new people to meet. Hopefully tomorrow wont be too bad, it being Valentines Day and all lol. Peace
House Of The Rising Sun
House Is Not My Home
Hello! I felt in love with Kid Rock song House is not my home. But There is a problem, because I can't fing that song :( Does anybody have this song ?
House Rules
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House In Glendale, Ca
There is a house in the Glendale, California area that had alot of weird thigs go on when I lived there when I was 5-9yrs old. im 38 now,lol Well there was a neighbor that said she saw a blue light in our front window at night, well we didnt have any night lites and never could see it for ourselves, there was a time when I looked into our front room and saw people dancing arround in grass, they looked to be in Victorian dress. We had a built on room in the back next to the master bedroom it had no instalation and was completely louverd windows, that room would be 20-30 degrees on a summer day of 90-100 degress outside. When you would turn your back and walk away from that room you would get chills and want to scream!, well the last thing I can remember was a large solid white ORB in the hallway just at the bedroom door. It looked like a flashlight but no glare. I screamed and my parent woke but it was gone. I wish to get into that house again, but last time it was up for
House Arrest...
Well I just got in from out of state and found this site.. it seems new and might be something to pass the time.... I am under house arrest so this is all the bar/pub I get...lol
House!
God Hugh Laurie kicks ass!
Housework
why does housework suck so much. they should invent a machine that makes it fun. like a hoover with a karioke machine attached, a washing machine with a fun attachment or something fun you can do when you wash up. mabey someone who reads this can help me out with suggestions on how to make housework more pleasureable, and i would do more of it. Thanks guys. xxamyxx
House Of Pain
House Of Insanity Lol
well, as y'all probably guessed, yes we made it to Indiana safe and well. now i just have to get everything back into order, or at least some variation there of. took amaya out to a playground nearby today, it was a lil chilly and the wind wouldn't die down..but she had fun anyway while i froze my tush off watching her (i could use a lot less tush anyway lol) it's amazing when you let kids outside to run around and be lil monkeys that come bedtime they are so tired they can barely make it to their bed before they fall asleep...i'm so glad she has a place to run around outside now.
House Arrest
People ask me, "Beaver. How can you devote so much time to the computer?" I cannot do much of anything else. I had to retire from my beer delivery truck after I was placed inside the mental institution. I was put on social security benefits from Uncle Sam. I was written off as being mentally incompetent. Or something along those lines. No one will hire a recovering mental patient. Plus... I am under house arrest. I cannot go but a few feet outside my cave-home or I will go to jail. Thar are two bracelets attached to my ankles that will sound a silent alarm if I go past my boundry. The computer is about the only contact I have with the world besides my friends and the TV sets.
House Of Cards
can i keep you in my pocket? and will you stay with me tonight? like a finger in a socket something about this must be right you make noises by my heart now but i can hardly hear you and even though you are so tiny i can't help wanting to be near you well it looks as though youre here to stay i really love the way you dance and so i guess its true what they say nothing stunts your growth like true romance and i may keep you in a matchbook you'll be my lucky three leafed clover and we could live inside this house of cards So long as it doesnt blow over
House Painting
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. > >> While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. > >> Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a parka and a leather jacket at the same time. > >> He goes over and asks her if she is OK. > >> She replies yes. > >> > >>He ask what she is doing. > >> She replied that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house. > >> He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. > >> She replies that she was
House Stuff
(Originally Posted on August 2, 2006)Our house has three bedrooms.  The master bedroom is, of course, the largest.  It opens directly into the master bath.  (No door or anything.  The person(s) in bed can look directly at the person(s) in the large garden bathtub.)The next largest room barely has enough room for a king sized bed.  We were using it as a storage room for junk we didn't want to mess with, as well as the altar room where I have done my ceremonies/rituals.The smallest bedroom has a built-in bed and we used it as the pet room (hamster cage, litter box, etc).Anyway, last week my wife found out the storage/altar room, being right next to the air conditioner system, was much, MUCH colder than the master bedroom (the farthest room from the AC system).  Therefore, we moved everything from the storage room (except the altar) to the small bedroom, the altar to the master bedroom, and the bed to the storage room.There are a couple of problems I see:1)  The altar is supposed to be ag
The House Poem
The House Poem My home! How I do love you and, loving so, in knowledge seek to name and place each room. My kitchen is the east, the heart, first of every morning cold, and first to be warm, to give true nourishment and repair all harm. The south is my treasure-trove, my mind, the room of greatest changing shape where everything is stored from which I make all hidden things my own. The west room—the living warmth that holds the companionable society of my youth and age, that has sheltered friends and given host to multitudes. This room the west, is the spirit of the place. Now to the north. Do you fear it cold? Do not—for this room knows the stars and all their meanings, is thoughtful before sun first marks day upon the door. This is the desk that cupboards the histories, and here the bed that proves the promise holds. Here is the secret place we begin our lives in grace, and here in loving embrace we shall end, and truly, in all good time, begin aga
Houston Bitches About "nappy Headed Hoes"
1st off I apologize for not getting the Pistons and Bulls Game reviews up. Reason for that is I've been feeling under the weather, as fucked up as it has been its a wounder why I sick. ANY Who, My throat is a hurting due to the shit load of coughing I've been doing. However I felt good enough to get online and do this Rant as it may be called. My throat is still hurting but hopefully I can get one up after the Knicks and Nets game tomorrow Friday April 13th, 2007. Until then enjoy this little rant! You got to ask the question WHAT DOES NAPPY MEAN? I haven't found 2 answers that match exactly. Some say it means pillow head or what your hair looks like after a Nap. Some say it means black people hair. I heard a black lady say on CNN it means Kinky Hair and she said LIVE on NATIONAL TV that being told you have Nappy Hair isn't offensive unless it is said by Males and even though this lady said she would be ok if a white female said it, she clearly was lying!
House Of Doom
Take all that you can Take it all I know you'll do it again Rape, rape me again I'll take the fall I know you'll do it again Oh, another truth And there's nowhere you can hide Oh, in this house of doom No one gets out alive Oh, once you step inside No one gets out alive You lie, and you lie again You've got your plans And you sure ain't no friend Oh, there ain't no turning back They say "you reap what you sow" Hell, if that ain't a fact! Oh, another truth And there's nowhere you can hide Oh, in this house of doom Ain't no one gets out alive Oh, once you step inside No one gets out alive Oh, another truth And there's nowhere you can hide Oh, in this house of doom Ain't no one gets out alive Oh, once you step inside No one gets out alive - Black Label Society
House Blessing
Assemble: 1. Salt & Water 2. Incense (fire and air) 3. Milk & Honey 4. Oil (for anointing) 5. Wine (for offering) 6. Bells, Pots, Pans, Whistles, etc. Cast a circle in the main room (livingroom) and after casting, visualize the circle expanding to include the entire house. Call upon the spirits and energies living in the house (or apartment). Invite those who will be harmonious with the new household and its energies to remain. Invite/ask those who will be happier elsewhere to depart. Release all "energies" not compatible with the new household. (This may be expressed as a "release" in order to unbind anything that may be stuck.) Then call upon, greet, and invite ancestors, patron deities, and all harmonious spirits and energies to dwell in the house as they please. Gather up the pots, pans, and all the noise-makers. Go to each door and window, not forgetting the fire-place and dog-door, making as much racket as humanly possible-to shoo out anything unwanted. (This is hy
Household Helpers
How many of these did YOU know about? ================================== A sealed envelope - Put in the freezer for a few hours, then slide a Knife under the flap. The envelope can then be resealed. ======================================================= Use Empty toilet paper roll to store appliance cords. It keeps them Neat and you can write on the roll what appliance it belongs to. =========================================== For icy door steps in freezing temperatures: get warm water and put Dawn dish washing liquid in it. Pour it all over the steps. They won't Refreeze. =========================================== To remove old wax from a glass candle holder, put it in the freezer for a few hours. Then take the candle holder out and turn it upside down. The Wax will fall out. ================================================== Crayon marks on walls? This worked wonderfully! A damp rag, dipped
Housecleaning
I'm about to do some serious CT housecleaning, I can't stand people who just add me to look at my pics then I never hear from them again, they don't rate my stuff, say hello or anything... I am hear to make acquaintances and meet new people from all around the globe MALE or FEMALE.. it doesn't matter. I am going to delete those people that have never rated me or even said hello..and I'm going to stop being their fan too.. call me mean, or a bitch.. I don't care.. I'm sick of the games people play on here! If you care.. drop me a line if you don't want to get axed!
Housewife
TO MY DEAR WIFE: During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just lay there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
House Cleaning
I have lots of it to do. Starting with laundry and floor cleaning and vacuuming and such
House Of Cards
It's late at night the world's asleep And I'm trying not to think I take some pills cause my mind bleeds I'm thinking what is wrong with me Because the only thing I know about honesty Is every lie I told that you believed I'm afraid, to be alone I'm afraid, that one day you'll find out And you'll be amazed At the secrets I keep You'll be amazed At my mouth full of lies But I'm too afraid to come clean Cause my life's the flame in a house of cards Now I can't look you in your eyes Because the guilt is killing me I try disconnect my heart again Just so I can breathe I wanna be myself again But I just can't cause I'm afraid, to be alone I'm afraid, that one day you'll find out And you'll be amazed At the secrets I keep You'll be amazed At my mouth full of lies But I'm too afraid to come clean Cause my life's the flame in a house of cards It's such a shame what I've become After years of breaking down My whole life has come undone Cause I'm trying
Houses In Weird Places
Houses in weird places Could you go to sleep at night and not wonder if these houses would b there the next morning ?
Houses Of The Holy
Housekeeping Miracle By Reavan©
Housekeeping Miracle by reavan© "Your references are excellent Miss. As you know my previous housekeeper of thirty years recently passed away; that dear lady was a paragon of efficiency. My life has been in total disarray without her. I have been taking my meals at the university cafeteria; a depressing experience to say the least and my house is in absolute shambles." "Well sir, I know I can't replace that dear lady but I can clean and cook and many other things you should want." "You were employed lately at the cotton mill and you didn't find that position suitable? "Nay sir I always thought my life be better there because of more money but that's no life for a country girl." "I understand dear, before that you were employed as a housekeeper in two separate households in the city and you resigned them both?" "Yea sir, sometimes it's trouble when a young lass moves in with married folks. You know, if the husband can't keep his hands of the lass and the wife gets cro
House Blessing
This house blessing and protection ritual uses all participants who live in the house, or you cnn do it with one person (it just takes a bit longer!). This should be done on a New Moon for a new house, or a Full Moon for a house that you have lived in for a while, or one that has previously been blessed and protected, but needs a "refresher". I do my own house at least once every three years, or more often if I feel the need to strengthen the wards. (I strengthen the wards about once every three lunar cycles) * YOU WILL NEED: 3 herbs - rue, vervain, and Valerian, or other herbs with similar properties, enough to sprinkle your property line. * small bowl to mix the herbs in. * a gallon of sea water, or salted water that has been blessed. Do not used distilled water, as it has no energy. * a white candle, either in glass, or in a candle holder that you can carry. * a small bowl of sea salt, rock salt, or you can use table salt if you have no other options.
House Of Clergy Of Egypt
The postion of clergy was the most demanding you had to service bothe the high circle of priest and priestesses and also the people. They were the mentors the people to serve law and justice and provide service of faith and healing and in some cases to act as personal defenders of people of high status. To be a clergy member was a long process you would of normally been pulled from your family and start your leasons under three mentors each of them teaching a field of knowledge of their own. To be clergy you took no credit for anything you did it was all given to Higher officals or an action of the dieties. Yet it was a good means to life all the clergy was taken well care of for they were what made things be.
Housewife
A House Of Apparel Solution
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.house.house.house!.
*does a lil dance* we got a house we got a house we got a house we got a house we got a house we got a house and its huge. 2k sq ft 3 bedrooms a family room a den formal living and dining the upstairs is gonna be like...the kid 'wing' 2 bedrooms a family room n a bathroom... the main floor is the master bedroom/bath suite with the formal living n dining n kitchen...a balcony off the kitchen...views of the red rocks from the living n dining... downstairs is a satillo tiled den...with an alcove...and a sliding glass door which leads to its own patio...right off the backyard. oh ya. it has a 2 car garage too. *dances more* the only thing that could make this day more completely awesome...is sex. but ya cant get everything...lol and that is all :D
The House Of My Dreams ... If You Wake Up You Can Smell And Taste The Pacific ....
House Of Athousand Corpses
What house of 1000 corpses character are you? BabyThis sexy blonde is just like her mother, Mother Firefly. She is cute, funny, and evil. She seems to be "murder buddies" with Otis. Oh and, her favorite movie star isn't Marilyn Monroe. Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com
Housman
"Give crowns and pounds and guineas But not your heart away."
House Of Pain ----jump Around
do you remember these guys? this was a hot one to party to well enjoy lol
House......
This starts out on a beautiful spring morning. Temps are in the 70's, slight breeze but just an absolutely beautiful day. I am at my desk in my office, returning calls from the night before. I have on a black suit w/a purple pin stripe, it's a 2 piece (one of my favorites, love to wear when it's nice out). The suit is a dress with a jacket that is the same length as the dress. The dress is a basic a-line style, the straps are the thin spaghetti strap style, the top of the dress runs across the top of my breasts, leaving just the slightest little bit exposed but not much, it goes to about 3 inches above the knees, the jacket is a duster type, long sleeves, has the vent cut to the bottom, center of the back, there is simply one tie in the front with silver on the end if I choose to close it slightly. My shoes are black, open toed with about a 3 inch heel on it. I have my brief case (light brown/red Samsonite, lol, bought it when I was first promoted to manager), it's open on my d
House Party 101 Lmfao
Create Your Own
House Of Leaves
hey now, overcome your concern about the weather and whether or not i'm still alive check the vital signs so soft spoken and shy never gets high anymore did you poison my food, forgive me i've paranoid flu i've been lying wide awake paralyzed by the buzzing of the television these modern things we know, getting you off these modern things we know, getting you off haunting us, these different meanings and spectral beings. We're fighting sleep with broken, rusted weaponry. Sing so softly and low, like you want me to hear. Stolen what you can't afford, What's that muffle beating for? i've been lying wide awake paralyzed by the buzzing of the television these modern things we know, getting you off these modern things we know, getting you off Something I could never say, speak so softly and low. Something I could never say.
House Of 1000 Corpses Video
ROB ZOMBIE - House of 1000 CorpsesUploaded by robeu
Household Remedies......
I havent persnally tried these so I shall not be held responsible, lol. Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately-- without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional "pain relievers." Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns. Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoids peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose. Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 Tablespoon of horseradish in 1 cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles. Sore throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and take 1 tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria. Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. Jus t dissolve two tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer begins eliminat
House Of Pain
There's noone here in my house of pain. There's only lonliness and emptiness. There's noone home tonight. My heart is breaking been living here for so long now. There is no hope here for me. There's noone here in my house of pain. There's noone here to wipe away the tears noone here to calm my fears. Where am I to go. There's noone here in my house of pain only lonliness and emptiness the tears keep falling. I want to run want to get away from this so called life I am living. I dont want to be lonely anymore. I want to get away from all this pain that has trapped me for so long. Noone seems to understand and there's noone here in my house of pain.
A House Is...
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff. -George Carlin
House
This starts out on a beautiful spring morning. Temps are in the 70's, slight breeze but just an absolutely beautiful day. I am at my desk in my office, returning calls from the night before. I have on a black suit w/a purple pin stripe, it's a 2 piece (one of my favorites, love to wear when it's nice out). The suit is a dress with a jacket that is the same length as the dress. The dress is a basic a-line style, the straps are the thin spaghetti strap style, the top of the dress runs across the top of my breasts, leaving just the slightest little bit exposed but not much, it goes to about 3 inches above the knees, the jacket is a duster type, long sleeves, has the vent cut to the bottom, center of the back, there is simply one tie in the front with silver on the end if I choose to close it slightly. My shoes are black, open toed with about a 3 inch heel on it. I have my brief case (light brown/red Samsonite, lol, bought it when I was first promoted to manager), it's open on my desk, has
House Of Leaves
hey now, overcome your concern about the weather and whether or not i'm still alive check the vital signs so soft spoken and shy never gets high anymore did you poison my food, forgive me i've paranoid flu i've been lying wide awake paralyzed by the buzzing of the television these modern things we know, getting you off these modern things we know, getting you off haunting us, these different meanings and spectral beings. We're fighting sleep with broken, rusted weaponry. Sing so softly and low, like you want me to hear. Stolen what you can't afford, What's that muffle beating for? i've been lying wide awake paralyzed by the buzzing of the television these modern things we know, getting you off these modern things we know, getting you off Something I could never say, speak so softly and low. Something I could never say.
Houseguests
A few of you know that my sister and her husband are divorcing. It sucks but it doesnt. Her and her 2 kids are moving down here from Michigan on the 11th and they will be living with me untill she gets on her feet. I am excited to have them here I miss her so much and glad that I can be here for her when she needs me. On the other hand I am kind of worried about how this is going to work lol. We have a kind of small house 3 bedroom and there is personal stuff going on here too. But im sure it will all be good. Right? lol. Just wanted to do a little update since I am not on here a whole lot anymore damn job!!! Hope yall are doing well!! Much love! ~ZombieGirl~
House Wife From New Jersey
Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady. ------------------------------------------------------------- "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? "Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? "Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? "And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" When an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?... Well, I don't. I don't care at all. "I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. "I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring abo
A House That Love Built©
We stand and face The great divide, A breech of trust Grown far and wide. You have your needs And I have mine, We must decide Which wounds to bind. Our pride's at stake, It's all we know. Attorneys bet How far we'll go. The wage they'll earn Is increased by hate, We must agree, 'lest it's too late. So here I give you My request, A trade so fair, Who could have guessed? I give to you All I have been, These thirty years, These you did win. And in return... I ask you, yours! Those thirty years, They did occur. In thirty years, We made five lives... Three women, grown, Fiances, wives. I gave you these Sweet loving hearts! For payment, please, Release no dart. In thirty years, We earned a son, So strong and sweet, Our only one. And what do you say Is his price? I ask of you, A word said nice. In thirty years, Our baby girl! Within your gaze, She sees the world! What, for her, Is a decent charge? I only ask A loving h
House Arrest
Okay, so Friday I started my house arrest for 30 days. Woo Hoo, yeah what fun right? Well I can still leave 7am to 7pm freely. So it's not that bad. He is going to have to change it to later in the evening if they want me to go to A.A. meetings too. The latest are at 8pm and having to be there for an hour and the drive home to take in account for will probably give me till 10pm to get home. Since I will be going to college still I'm going to be pretty busy. I know most of everyone here is not local or close to me but ya ever wanna come visit and keep me company the door is open and the swimming pool is clean! Drop me some love all over me and my page. Take care my peeps! ]V[assacre
Housing
So I think that I was able to solve my housing problem up at school. I will be living with a random roommate who sounds kinda nerdy on the phone, but it beats being homeless. I'm not cut out for the homeless life, I need to shower every few days to stay fresh or else I really start to stink.
Housing
So I think that I was able to solve my housing problem up at school. I will be living with a random roommate who sounds kinda nerdy on the phone, but it beats being homeless. I'm not cut out for the homeless life, I need to shower every few days to stay fresh or else I really start to stink.
The House?
So i went over today to have a look at this house.. It has HUGE potential!! But has allot of work that needs to be done.. Only thing that I'm not sure about is the Pool.. Its F-kin 12 feet deep.. Hmmm Wonder if i could fill it back to being Normal pool.. Other then that its a cute little house!! The owner is going to call me back today about how we are going about me getting the house.. I have a huge feeling i might get it!!! The house will be ready first week of September!! That means NO more 2 bedroom apartment.. Wooot!! So keep your fingers crossed everything works out for me!!!
House Cleaning
Ok I'm done with this crap of please add me as a friend and then you never talk to me. Not going to do it anymore! I'm here to make friends, not have people on my friends list. If you have made it into my family list then you have no worries. Family members are those that talk to me on a semi regular basis. Those that I am fan of are ones I feel to be really good friends. From this point on if you want to be my friend then you have to prove it! You will have to tell me in a private message something about me. Yes that means that you have to actually read my profile, send me a private message with something about me from my profile and only then will I even think about accepting or keeping you as a friend. Again those on my family and I'm a fan of lists are safe until you prove otherwise. House cleaning will begin on Monday Sept.10,2007. Hope you are not one that gets cut!
A House Maid And A Man
A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," answers the woman. "We don't have a maid," says the man. The woman says, "I was hired this morning by the woman of the house." The man says, "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?" The woman replies, "She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband." The guy is fuming and says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make 50,000?" The maid asks, "What will I have to do?" The man tells her, "I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the Bitch and the jerk she's with." The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots. The maid comes back to the phone, "What do I do with the bodies?" The man says, "Throw them in the swimming pool." Puzzled, the maid answers, "But you don't have a pool." A long pause and the man asks, "Oops..! Is this 2261-1382?"
House Happy Charm For Seasons
House Happy Charm from Seasons This is a small sachet pillow stuffed with good things, an excellent gift when people newly in love move in together. All the while you're assembling it, focus on their hopes, dreams and your bright wishes for their hearth. Make a small pillow (I usually do a 5x5 square) from an interesting material. Leave one end open for stuffing. Gather, mix and empower the following herbs: Gather, mix and empower the following herbs: Sage and Sandlewood for blessing and protection Lavender for domestic tranquility Rose petals to honor their love Vervain for bright witchery A couple drops of cinnamon oil. Stuff the pillow and sew the open end shut Decorate as desired In sacred space, dedicate it under the auspices of the Lord and the Lady If you're blessing your friends home for them, include the pillow in the ritual. If they're doing their own home blessing, offer it as a house warming gift.
House On The Sand (first Half)
This is the first half of a song I'm writing. I started it when I was down in Fort Polk, LA during JRTC. It's a little bit country, a little bit Depeche Mode. Enjoy: Nothin's ever gonna stay the same, child no matter what you do, and every castle you try to build is gonna come down over you. Nobody will ever stay true, child no matter what they say, and every pair of arms you hold on to will disappear along the way. No place will ever be safe, child no matter where you run, 'cause every path leads to the end when all your runnin's' done. So build your house on the sand, child though it's shifting everyday, 'cause there's a crack in the stone, my dear and the edge will break away. [Chorus] Hosannah, hosannah glory to Chaos in the highest.
House
WHO SLEPT HERE BEFORE I CAME WHO LIVED IN THIS ROOM, HOW DID IT LOOK . WAS IT THE SAME? WAS THERE A GIRL OR TWO, A LITTLE BOY A HOUSE FILLED WITH TOYS WITH JOYS WITH DREAMS.... OR WAS IT JUST A LONELY PLACE WITH EMPTY ROOMS, WAS IT ALWAYS FILLED WITH GLOOM, AND DID THE HOUSE LONG TO BE LOVED? WAS THERE A GIRL WHO DANCED AND SANG, A DINNER BELL THAT CHIMED OR RANG, AND DID ANYONE EVER STAND RIGHT HERE AS I DO NOW? DO I KNOW THE NAME, HAVE I SEEN THE FACE.... WAS THIS ALWAYS THE SAME SWEET PLACE, WAS SOMEONE GLAD WAS SOMEONE SAD, WAS THERE A DOG A CAT A HORSE A MOUSE, WHO HAS BEEN HERE, WHO KNOWS THIS HOUSE, DO THEY KNOW ME DO I KNOW THEM, AND DID THEY SING A REQUIM, I FEEL THEM HERE, I KNOW THEIR TEARS I LOVED THEM TOO, THE HOUSE WAS NEW WAS THEIRS WAS DIFFERENT THEN, AND YET IT IS THE SAME AGAIN, AND WILL AND MUST ALWAYS BE, AND NOW THE HOUSE BELONGS TO ME.
Houston Road Ruels 101
Rules of living in the Houston area. Rules of Houston , H-Town, 3rd Coast, Bayou City , The Dirty 3rd, or whatever you wanna call it... 1. You must learn to pronounce the city name. It is "Hue-stun," not "Ewe-stun", or "house-tun" Oh yea, the street is pronounced "San Phil-ee-pay" not "San Phil-eep" ( San Felipe) Enunciate, you idiots! 2. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Houston has its own version of traffic rules. Hold on and pray. There is no such thing as a dangerous high-speed chase in Houston. We all drive like that. 3. All directions start with, "Go down to Loop 610" which has no beginning and no end. 4. The Chamber of Commerce calls getting through traffic a "Scenic Drive." 5. The morning rush hour is from 6:00AM to 10:00AM. The evening rush hour is from 3:00PM to 7:00PM. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning. 6. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear-ended, cussed out and possibly shot. When you are the first one off the
House
HOUSE This starts out on a beautiful spring morning. Temps are in the 70's, slight breeze but just an absolutely beautiful day. I am at my desk in my office, returning calls from the night before. I have on a black suit w/a purple pin stripe, it's a 2 piece (one of my favorites, love to wear when it's nice out). The suit is a dress with a jacket that is the same length as the dress. The dress is a basic a-line style, the straps are the thin spaghetti strap style, the top of the dress runs across the top of my breasts, leaving just the slightest little bit exposed but not much, it goes to about 3 inches above the knees, the jacket is a duster type, long sleeves, has the vent cut to the bottom, center of the back, there is simply one tie in the front with silver on the end if I choose to close it slightly. My shoes are black, open toed with about a 3 inch heel on it. I have my brief case (light brown/red Samsonite, lol, bought it when I was first promoted to manager), it's open on my
House With An Evil History
House with an Evil History by sburmann@uta.com Here's some paranormal experiences I have had at my grandmother's house. Maybe you can add this to your Web Site (which is pretty good I might add)? Sorry it's kinda long (a lot of stuff happened). For years, while I was growing up, I never liked to go to my grandparents' house. Though I love my grandparents dearly (we're quite close), I dreaded spending the night at their house. Rarely did I spend more than one night over there without going home. There was something eerie about that house. Two years ago, at our Christmas gathering, I discovered it had quite an undesirable history. It was Christmas, and my paranormal experiences were confirmed by several members of my family. We were talking in the living room when my mother came in and asked, "Who's baby is in the dining room?" Since nobody had a baby at the party, several women went in to check. The baby crawled in the midd
A House. . .not Home. . .
    A House . . .Not HOME   A House of Cards . . .           Walls fortified by the echoes of yesterdays           Making it harder to tear down in many ways           Its many rooms hold painful memories           Untold secrets buried so the world doesn't see . . .                                       . . . the past lives on for me . . . The House of Pain . . .           The anguished cries ~ the tears of a child           So many scars that she's tried in vain to hide          
A House No Longer A Home
A House No Longer A Home I recall a saying that the old timers use to say to me as a child. They would say to me son a hosue is not a home if there is no love there; oh I really do know what they mean by that saying cause I'm the one who living it for real, my house is not a home anymore cause love is gone and so did I have to leave that home. Poem By: Charles L. Nelson
House Cleaning
LET ME SET THIS OUT THERE FOR ALL OF YOU RIGHT FROM THE START. I CAME HERE AT THE REQUEST OF A FRIEND TO MEET NEW PEOPLE AND HAVE FUN. WELL THE FUN IS OVER NOW. I AM GOING TO DO SOME HOUSE CLEANING AND I HAVE STARTED WITH THE ONE THAT INVITED ME. IM GIVING YOU ALL THE CHOICE TO STAY ON THE FIENDS LIST OR GO, IT DONT REALLY MATTER TO ME. AFTER THE DAY THAT I HAVE HAD TODAY I AM TO THE POINT THAT I AM THINKING OF DELETING THE WHOLE ACCOUNT. IF YOU ARE REALLY A FRIEND YOU WILL GIVE ME A REASON TO STAY.
Housework
Moan, Moan Boring just because you do a little bit of house work -Rick
House Of Treason
House of Treason by Skrewdriver I'm just a politician, I do it all for you I always answer truthfully, honestly I do Even if you did not vote, I 'll do my very best I'm here to get this country, out of such a mess (chorus) Na, nanna, na, elect me to the House of Treason Na, nanna, na, you can kiss good-bye to freedom Na, nanna, na, elect me to the House of Treason Na, nanna, na, you can kiss good-bye to freedom I'll be standing over you, keeping you safe while you're in your bed Can't you see my honesty, as I kiss your babies heads? I'll give you promises, I'll promise luxury I'll promise you all everything, if you just vote for me, now (chorus) spoken: I do declare in my position as a politician to lie, steal and rob you blind. Give money and property to people who shouldn't get it, while you go hungry and homeless. I also declare that I will do my best to bring this once-great nation down to the ground, and make it into some sort of second-rate banana republ
House Protection Spell
1 glass bottle or jar with cap mixing bowl funnel (you can make one with a rolled up piece of paper) 9 herbs of choice from list: (Acacia, Aloe, Angelica, Anise, Ash, Basil, Birch, Blackberry, Blueberry, Broom, Caraway, Carnation, Cedar, Cinquefoil, Clover, Cotton, Cypress, Dill, Eucalyptus, Fennel, Flax, Foxglove, Grass, Hazel, Heather, Holly, Irish Moss, Ivy, Lilac, Mandrake, Marigold, Mistletoe, Mugwort, Mulberry, Oak, Olive, Pine, Primrose, Raspberry, Rice, Rose, Rosemary, Sandalwood, Spanish Moss, Thistle, Valerian, Violet, Willow) Pour the nine selected herbs into the mixing bowl one by one. As you pour each one in say these words (replace the blank with the name of the herb): "________ that protects, protect my home and all within." Once all of the herbs have been added to the bowl, mix them with your hands. Visualize you home being safe and secure as you mix. Cap the bottle or jar and bury it outside, in front of your front step. If you live in an ap
The House
the house is now gone not youres anymore what will come what is in store we cleaned it all up and sorted the stuff locking the door soon became rough as i walked thru the house all empty and sad nothing left of the struggle you had it soon became real of what life will be the history the pictures the garbage you see you struggle your life to get all you had and now in the rubbish is all of the bad DONE BY CHRISTINE .
House Cleaning
To all my Family, Friends As you all know, from various sources, I am in a contest at the moment...it's nothing special...more of a popularity thing...there is no month long blast...no vip staus at the end of it, but being that I am in it...I want to win. During the past year (or more), I have help numerous people win contests, grow in levels, etc.....well it is my turn....if i could get all my "Family, Friends and Fans" to leave 5 comments each, I would win hands down, but it looks like the "family/friends" are not really such.....so, I am now forced to make a move.....If by the end of this contest I do not see comments form family/friends....I am going to start deleting them from my list to make room for new family/friends....those who will stand by another family member.....To stay on my family/friends list...you must leave at leat 5 comments on the pic below....One more thing, to comment on the pic, you must request a friend status with the page owner. tHIS IS THE LINK TO THE
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House Party
House Party 3 Kid And Play And Tlc!!
Houseoflafters Support Site A Must See
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House Searching
yay think we found a house today the other one i posted the mumm on was allready taken this one is 3 bedroom two story sits on about half a acre land for 650 a month just outside clarksville tennessee we went and saw it today OMG talk about gorgeous gonna call in the morning yay hope all goes well with the rest this is a steal!
House Passes Thought Crime Legislation
I don't know why they even bother trying to strike through so much of this bill rather than get it canned.. but believe it or not it's passing!!! Oct 23, 2007: This bill passed in the House of Representatives by roll call vote. The vote was held under a suspension of the rules to cut debate short and pass the bill, needing a two-thirds majority. The totals were 404 Ayes, 6 Nays, 22 Present/Not Voting. In brief - the concept behind this legislation is: First this definition is key: `(2) VIOLENT RADICALIZATION- The term `violent radicalization' means the process of adopting or promoting an extremist belief system for the purpose of facilitating ideologically based violence to advance political, religious, or social change. OK so let me get this one point straight up front.. does this include pentacosts? I mean no offense intended whatsoever if you are one ( on fubar?> Not likely ) but rolling in the aisles and speaking in tongues is pretty radical in my opinion - oops.. better wat
Houston Aeros Hockey
Cat's God son is 9 years old, and the Texas State Junior Karate Champion. He travels the world for competitions and exibitions. Tomorrow, he will be performing before the game and during the breaks. Game time 4:05 Central time at the Toyota Center
Housework Could Pose Health Hazards, Study Says
Housework Could Pose Health Hazards, Study Says Content provided by Reuters Monday, November 5, 2007 LONDON (Reuters Life!) - Housework might be bad for your health, according to a study suggesting that tidying up as little as once a week with common cleaning sprays and air fresheners could raise the risk of asthma in adults. Other studies have linked these types of products with increased asthma rates among cleaning professionals but the research published on Friday indicates others are potentially at risk as well. Exposure to such cleaning materials even just once a week could account for as many as one in seven adult asthma cases, the researchers wrote in the American Journal of Respiratory and Critical Care Medicine. "Frequent use of household cleaning sprays may be an important risk factor for adult asthma," Jan-Paul Zock, an epidemiologist at the Centre for Research in Environmental Epidemiology in Barcelona, who led the study, wrote. Asthma is an inflammation o
House Wife/ Farmer
I love my family and I hated working so I quit. NOW I AM BORED! I can only clean house so much and play on the PC for so long! What else is there for a SAHM to do? I am not a PTO/PTA type of mom. I am no good at sports and I already have two college degrees and feel that more college would just be a waste. So now what is there?
Houseguest...
Hey there Ya'll... Hope all is goin' well for everyone, thanks for taking a moment to see what I have to chat about now...I had to put this in the God works in mysterious ways, because of a question my daughter asked...because the next day she recieved her answer... On Wednesday night we had a visitor come in our yard...at first we didn't know what to think, especially when they looked like this... She chased the cat and my son tried to stop her by acting like he was gonna hit her...Wrong thing to do, cause then she started growling at him and I told him to stop immediately...I then proceeded to call her and she followed me to the sidewalk, only thing was she wasn't going anywhere and after she gave me kisses that was that...Being on the side walk beside Main St. was not good, so I had the kids take her around the neighborhood to find her home, but to no avail... Now anyone who knows me knows I have 5 dogs already, but couldn't just leave her, for as you can tell she
Houston Calls - Exit Emergency
So with this drink I can surrender and ten later I pretend To have you to hold you I relive all the things I should've said Like what's wrong I'm not well 200 miles yeah it sure is far Can I go back when we We're honeymooning and the time was right? Wait for me I'll make it up. So I'll kill the doubt I'll put the fire out Extinguish everything Might even forget your name Waiting for you Come back And let me off the hook again. So with this drink I can forget her and ten later I pretend That it's not me It's just not me I'll place the blame on anyone I see So forget it I'm done with this Too many feelings of an old regret Convincing it's convincing the way I lie and leave it all behind So I'll kill the doubt I'll put the fire out Extinguish everything Might even forget your name Waiting for you Come back and let me off the hook again. Wait for me I'll make it up
Household Hints
Did You Know That? Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately -- without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional "pain relievers." Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns. Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoids peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose. Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 Tablespoon of horseradish in 1 cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles. Sore throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and take 1 tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria. Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer . Just dissolve two tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost inst
House Of Dreams Bulletin
COME VISIT HOUR OF DREAMS!!!!!!
House Of Dreams Bulletin 2
WE LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU THERE!! COME N AND PLAY STUMPED THE DJ!! AND HAVE A FEW DRINKS!! ^^^ CLICK PIC TO ENTER HOUSE OF DREAMS^^^
House Of Dreams2
COME VISIT HOUR OF DREAMS!!!!!!CLICK PIC TO ENTER!!!
A Housewife
A housewife is having an affair during the day, while her husband is at work. She takes her lover to the bedroom, not aware that her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company. Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes it is." Boy: "I have a baseball." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "My dad's outside." Man: "OK, how much?" Boy: "$250." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together. Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball glove." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "Ill tell." Man: "How much?" Boy: "$750." Man: "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!" The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says, "$
House Fire
As some of you know My sons home caught firethis morning...He and his family had left yesterday to go to lousisana to be with his wife's family, so my youngest son stayed at thier house while they went outta town, well at 4;30 this morning, some one came knockin on the door, trying to get Mikey up as the mobile home was on fire. The workshop had caught on fire, burned to the ground and then caught the moblie home on fire, the fire dept said 5 more minutes my son would have died from the smoke..Thank god for good nieghbors...all the babies christmas was stored in the workshop, so we lost it all, but atleast, everyoes alive and well...just wanted to say tahnks for all that was here for me..love you all
House Sitting Escapades
RE: House Sitting Escapades > I am house sitting for my parents over the holidays. They left yesterday morning on a Caribbean cruise. It is 2:00 in the morning, when I hear a light tapping on the front door; I am up late surfing the internet and I just finished reading some erotic stories on my favorite site. Looking at the clock, I am hesitant to go to the front door when I hear the voice of my parent’s next-door neighbor, you. “ Mrs. Lust, it’s Mike, from next door...May I come in?” I open the door with a long nylon housecoat with nothing under it, except white silk panties.You seem happy to see me. Besides being my parent’s next-door neighbor, you are also a family friend. You are a mature man, Handsome, grey haired, athletic body, a playful smile, and hypnotic eyes, you have my attention, standing there peering at me, practically naked. You are wearing sweats, from your nightly run, I notice your cock is beginning to come to life when I stammer, “I-It-Its cold outs
House Of Pain
The House of Pain This is house that u have built to protect, but u let ur guard down and let them close to u. Therefore u open the windows and doors and let them in, and that is when the House of Pain prevails itself.
The House
okay, this house and just about everyone in it is about to drive me crazy....I'm so tired of being the only one who cleans it, and when they cant find something they come and ask me where it is at and i'm like if you'd put it where it is suppose to be you'd know where it was at...I have to keep up with the girls and then keep the house clean and making sure everyone is feed and happy and clean and everything else...I'm so tired...by the end of the day i am so wiped out that i can barely think about myself....I wish I could just get into my house and it just be me, the girls and john....but yea!anyways...HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!!!! May this year be blessed for everyone! Luv's Ya's all much!!!
Housework
how do you ladies feel about a guy doing cooking cleaning laundry
The House By The Sea
A long time ago in a house by the sea I remember the love between you and me We were young and lost forever in each other And soon you'd know I would be a mother We spent the night in the house by the sea It was just you and me You left so early in the night It seems our love was broken by a fight I spent the night in the house by the sea It was just me You left so quick without a trace I was awoken in the night by a slap in the face I spent the night in the house by the sea It was just my baby and me It seems again you've found someone new I have nothing else I can really do I spent the night in the house by the sea It was just me My baby's gone and next it's me The pain you caused me you'll never see The house by the sea sits alone and empty No one lives there as you can see I died of AIDS one hot summer night Believe me when I say it wasn't an easy fight By....me Stacie Arnold
Houseboy Duties And Requirements:
Houseboy duties and requirements: Duties: Cleaning Cooking Running errands Taking care of My needs, what ever that may be. requirements: Must like pain! Must like chastity and or denial! Must be very submissive! Must be willing to do ANYTHING I say! Must never whine! Must have your own income! Must have a car & license! Must be available at least 1 day a week! Must be lifestyle oriented! Must be local! Fill this out honestly and completely if you wish to be considered for servitude to Twisted Goddess, send it to Me in a private message. Name: Age: Weight & Height: Bust size (girls) / Penis size (boys): Eye & Hair Color: Which are you Submissive / Slave: Location: Orientation: Email address: Marital status: Able to travel: Education level: Employment: Income level: Skills/talents: Able to tribute (gifts / money) Mistress time is precious, if you want My attention you have to be able to tribute Me for it:
House Of Pain
I think it was a Friday on a cold moonless night little did I know that for my life I would fight It seemed like any other day as I creased up my khakis starched up my pano and pulled out my new Nike`s I called my hina tonight I`m gonna be with the homies "Please don`t go" is what she told me I don`t wanna hear that don`t even trip You know I`m the craziest and I never slip So I walked out the door to meet my carnales vatos that I trust for doing jale`s in the calles loaded the cuete as I concealed it under the seat Always on my toes in case the enemies creep Then I heard the cracks of a pistol as I bled I felt pain on my side and my shirt was painted red I felt my life leave as my homies panicked Looking down at me yelling for me just to fight it [Chorus: repeat 2X] In the house of pain I try to knock and nobody hears me (nobody hears me) Paramedics all around me So I asked for their help They didn`t seem to hear me it`s
House Of Representatives Vs The U.s. Constitution
I must say that I am just completely CHILLED TO THE BONE in regards to "H.Res. Bill 847 - Recognizing the importance of Christmas and the Christian faith" which was passed on December 11th, 2007. This bill and its H.R. passing have brought a tear to my eye for my fellow Pagans and our continuous struggle towards equality under the U.S. Constitution. Resolved, That the House of Representatives-- (1) recognizes the Christian faith as one of the great religions of the world; (2) expresses continued support for Christians in the United States and worldwide; (3) acknowledges the international religious and historical importance of Christmas and the Christian faith; (4) acknowledges and supports the role played by Christians and Christianity in the founding of the United States and in the formation of the western civilization; (5) rejects bigotry and persecution directed against Christians, both in the United States and worldwide; and (6) expresses its deepest respect to American
House Fire
ok all im back i know people didnt notcied im go seeing how im not really active or what ever but yea house caught fire xmas eve so just now getting things back right
House Md (you Dont Want To Know)
House Md (games)
House Md (its A Wonderful Lie)
House Md (frozen)
House Md (dont Ever Change)
House Sold
Well I sold the house but unfortunately for less than I wanted. I SHOULD walk away from it without owing any money to mortgage company. I am hoping lawyer is right and I will actually have enough to move with. BUT, since the house is sold will not be around much until the house is packed up. Instead of selling my stuff on ebay gonna try to go to antique mall to sell a bunch of stuff because I REALLY want to move to Oklahoma instead of being stuck here in Illinois. Prayers are really needed that I do make enough to pay off all the bills and have enough to move to warmer state lol. Love you all. Divorce will be filed so when I move I will be free :D
Houston.....
Well just got the call.....I'm on my way to Houston, TX for a Thursday Morning Delivery. It's a dirty job, but somebodies gotta do it!! See ya'll in a few days!!!!! BE GOOD!!!!
Household Hints - Pretty Cool Ones Too!
DID YOU KNOW? 1. Peel a banana from the bottom and you won't have to pick the little "stringy things" off of it. That's how the primates do it. 2. Take your bananas apart when you get home from the store. If you leave them connected at the stem, they ripen faster. 3. Store your opened chunks of cheese in aluminum foil. It will stay fresh much longer and not mold! 4. Peppers with 3 bumps on the bottom are sweeter and better for eating. Peppers with 4 bumps on the bottom are firmer and better for cooking. 5. Add a teaspoon of water when frying ground beef. It will help pull the grease away from the meat while cooking. 6. To really make scrambled eggs or omelets rich add a couple of spoonfuls of sour cream, cream cheese, or heavy cream in and then beat them up. 7. For a cool brownie treat, make brownies as directed. Melt Andes mints in double broiler and pour over warm brownies. Let set for a wonderful minty frosting. 8. Add
House Of Love
Dee's House I am Deelicious. I am Deevine. I am Deelightful, And I can appease your mind. Open up your heart, So that I may come in. Feel my house of love, And what it has to offer thee. Come on in, See what is going on here. In this house of love, There is a light from above. It will move you, It will shake you, It will make you feel deep within. The house of love is special, Because of what is here. This house of love can give serenity, And make your heart warm again. So do not be afraid to let the new in. In doing so, Your journey here will never end. Dee Parenti© All Rights Reserved
House Of Doom
Take all that you can Take it all I know you'll do it again Rape, rape me again I'll take the fall I know you'll do it again Oh, another truth And there's nowhere you can hide Oh, in this house of doom No one gets out alive Oh, once you step inside No one gets out alive You lie, and you lie again You've got your plans And you sure ain't no friend Oh, there ain't no turning back They say "you reap what you sow" Hell, if that ain't a fact! Oh, another truth And there's nowhere you can hide Oh, in this house of doom Ain't no one gets out alive Oh, once you step inside No one gets out alive Oh, another truth And there's nowhere you can hide Oh, in this house of doom Ain't no one gets out alive Oh, once you step inside
Houseguest
I continue to find treasures in his house. There is the little plastic pig in the window, very lifelike. There are unopened boxes of printer supplies in what is loosely labeled an office. Chunks of steel with army-green straps are clamped onto a bookshelf. “What are these?” “I don’t know. I found them, and they looked interesting.” “Why are they on the bookshelf?” He shrugs, makes a face. They look like torture devices, and I tell him so. The next time I visit, they are gone. Or hidden, perhaps, clamped somewhere out of sight. I peek inside cigar boxes, never knowing what to expect. La Aroma de Cuba has acquired the scent of postage stamps. Perhaps somewhere there are cigars, still bundled in crackling plastic, housed in a stamp collection. Books. There are books. “About twelve thousand, I think.” They are roughly categorized, and I skim the titles to make out sections. Art here. Film nearby. A bedroom of literature. A living room of philosophy. “
House For Sale
House Of Dreams
imikimi - Customize Your World
Houses Lead To Trouble.
lmao It doesn't work when you try and hit me 30 minutes after I comment. Guy asked if he should buy a house. Too lazy to look up MuMM. ->captainhowdy: It doesn't count when they have dicks dude. Try again. captainhowdy: youre absolutely right i dont have 1 i have 3 ->captainhowdy: God knows you don't have a woman that needs yours. lmao You fail at life dude. Get out of your moms basement. Get that house. captainhowdy: dont you have a vibrator that needs youyr attention? ->captainhowdy: A little slow on the draw there. Come back when you've beat mental retardation. captainhowdy: then fucking leave Blocked already. D: Give him love! He needs it. Click me!
Household Tips You Should Know!
Thought this was interesting. Might be something useful in it... Some interesting hints and stuff to know about. Especially the thing about bread at the bottom. THINGS TO KNOW 1. Budweiser beer conditions the hair. 2. Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish 3. Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes 4. Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair 5. Elmer's Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads if any 6. Shiny Hair - use brewed Lipton Tea 7. Sunburn - empty a large sizeNestea into your bath water 8. Minor burn - Colgate or Crest toothpaste 9. Burn your tongue? Put sugar on it! 10. Arthritis WD-40 Spray and rub in, kill insect stings too 11. Bee stings - meat tenderizer 12. Chigger bite - Preparation H 13. Puffy eyes - Preparation H 14. Paper cut - crazy glue or Chap Stick (glue is used instead of suture at most hospitals) 15. Stinky feet - Jello! 16. Athletes fe
House
Just a heads up, this will come off as one angry rant. Anyway, everyday at work I see couples come and go, that's nothing new I'm a cashier I see all kinds of people. That's not the point here tho, I'm sick and tired of seeing couples playing house. It's annoying and yeah I probably sound bitter, but I'm sick of it. It's getting on my last nerve. I mean honestly how long does a girl have to wait to feel that? I don't mean the whole playing house shit 'cause that's a little extreme but I mean all the lovey dovey crap girls are always fucking drooling over. I think it'd be nice to feel that for the first time, you know, someone to hold hands with and all that jazz. Skip all the sex bullshit I just wanna fucking cuddle for the first time. I know, it's wishful thinking, me wanting my first real boyfriend, but hey, I had to get it out :) thanks, that's all I got.
Houston Summer Sinfest!!
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House Party
Event Info Name: Tricia's Graduation Open House Host: Tricia Berg Type: Party - House Party Time and Place Date: Sunday, May 25, 2008 Time: 3:30pm - 8:30pm Location: Tricia's House Street: 109 20th Street NE City/Town: Devils Lake, ND View MapGoogleMapQuestMicrosoftYahoo Contact Info Phone: 7013514382 Email: pocahontas_107@hotmail.com
House Of Gord Interview
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House Approves New Property Seizure Law
Source: Rogue Government - Lee Rogers The criminals in the federal government are now trying to legalize the seizure of computers and other property under the guise of strengthening intellectual property laws. HR 4279 or the Prioritizing Resources and Organization for Intellectual Property Act of 2008 which was recently passed by the U.S. House of Representatives, will give the government draconian powers to do just this. This legislation gives the government the power to seize property that facilitates the violation of intellectual property laws. The legislation also mandates the formation of a formal Intellectual Property Enforcement Division within the office of the Deputy Attorney General to enforce this madness. In addition, a new office called the Office of the United States Intellectual Property Enforcement Representative is created within the Executive Office of the President. If you boil it down to brass tax, this legislation allows the U.S. government to lawfully seize yo
Housewife
The housewife answered the phone and listened with relief to the voice in her ear. "How are you, dear? What kind of day are you having?" "Oh, Mom, the baby won't eat, the washing machine is broke, I've not been able to get out of the house to shop, I twisted my ankle and have been hobbling around. On top of that, the house is a mess and we're supposed to have two couples over for dinner tonight." "Now, dear, just stay calm. Sit down, relax, close your eyes, and I'll be over in 1/2 hour. I'll do the shopping, clean up the house, and cook your dinner for you. I'll take care of the baby when I get there and call a repairman I know who'll get the washing machine fixed. In fact, I'll call George at the office and tell him he ought to come home and help out for once." "George? Who's George?" "Why, that's your *husband*, dear." "Mom, I don't have a husband." "Is this 234-5678?" "Uh, no, it's not. I think you have a wrong number." The housewife paused. "Uhhh, does this mea
The House That Lives To Haunt!
Once upon a time not so long ago, they say there lived a haunted house up on a hill. One day an old man of ninety built this house of grey rock right on top of the town's cemetery en bloc. Folks for many years claimed the man was a monster he even coerced his eleven kids to transfer to a far away boarding school without a word, people today heard their plea for help undeterred. Nineteen years before, was his wife the whore, alone canning peaches in the basement below stone, when he cracked her head open with a new shovel he tossed her in the blue lit furnace to hovel. The anniversary will be on Hallows eve, and in this house her spirit haunts, or so believed. Through the darkened walls her heart beats rapidly, so tread lightly for her blood weeps in memory of her foe. Windows of fury and revenge seek to find all who don't have the merciful heart to hear one's call. Copyright @ KristinRD
The House Test
What the House Test Says About You You consider yourself important, but no more important than anyone else. You love attention, but you don't feel like you deserve more of it than anyone else. You aren't against being community oriented, but it's not really your thing. You tend to prefer to focus on your family and not the neighborhood around you. You are a social, friendly, and giving person. You like to bring people together and make them feel happy. You take good care of your physical appearance. You dress well, stay in shape, and do your best to look great. You are moved by romance and love. You are optimistic about people, and you love hearing about happy endings. The House Test
House Work
Blah wife is making me do house work
House Selling Update
As most of my frends know me mom and dad are trying to sell this house the new one is not ready do to a dely that why i didnt move yet for the last 90 days ben tuly hell we had a guy that tuly didnt care if this house sold or not and near the end he didnt want to take it down But now I am thinking is this new broker do thay give a shit because we seen probems with posting example : yahoo Real Estate listing the house will NOT be posted and other sites too not listed so i am like ok what you posting on mexcon site only ! i was like ok but the back of my mind i am thinking we going to sit on this house all wenter i let you know in 30 days how menny cam to look at the house if it low number then we have to see what 60 days bring if it low or didnt sell then we have to find some one eles
Houston Doctors May Have A Way To Destroy Hiv
Houston doctors say they may have found a way to destroy HIV 04:21 PM CDT on Tuesday, July 29, 2008 By Lee McGuire / 11 News HOUSTON -- There is real hope that what’s happening in a Houston lab might lead to a cure for HIV. AP Researcher holds test tubes with separated HIV infected blood “We have found an innovative way to kill the virus by finding this small region of HIV that is unchangeable,” said Dr. Sudhir Paul of the University of Texas Medical School at Houston. Dr. Paul and Dr. Miguel Escobar aren’t talking about just suppressing HIV – they’re talking about destroying it permanently by arming the immune system with a new weapon lab tests have shown to be effective. Ford Stuart has been HIV positive for 15 years. He’s on a powerful drug cocktail that keeps the disease in check. Alt Tag Watch Lee McGuire's report “I’m on four different medications. Three of them are brand new, and it’s the first time that I’ve ever been non-detectible,” Stuart said.
House Party (mumm Story)
Should I have a house party? The Pros: 1)I can raise HAVOC35 with MYSHEL, ELLE, KRISSY & ANGEL. If they are FIESTY and KINKYGIRL's I might get LUCKY 2)I can have the band DETHKLOKJUNKIE play my favorite songs "FLUFFY THE RHINO" and "RAGE" while I pretend I am a WHOREMASTER and tap a SEXYMOMMA named NAUGHTY GIRL HOLLIE 3)FITFREAK, SEAMUSBUFFALO, VANDAL and the VILLAGE IDIOT could take turns looking in the peep hole to the womens restroom we cleverly put in. 5)CUBBY said he would supply all the drinks like: WHISKEY A GO GO, MS MOJITO's and TEQUILA 6)We could hold a contest and invite THE OFFICIAL BRA CHECKER FOR FUBAR. Hopefully HELLYION, Illusion, ROBIN, and that RUSSIAN FOXX named SHELLY will be up to the task. 7) We could have MONICA THE GREAT do her famous lap dance on a SENILE COOT named MANNISH BOY 8) And last but not least we could get together for one hell of a mumm party !
Housing Losses And Other Bs
My buddy hit me up a short while ago. He and his family lost their house in all this mortgage crap. Amazing turn of events. He qualifies for a loan that he shouldn't have been given. Nobody questions how much he said he makes per month. He knows he can't make the new payments when the loan shifts. The lender doesn't check anything, just pushes his loan through. The real estate folks don't care since they are selling another house. Everyone down the line is fat, dumb, and happy and nobody questions how this guy can afford this house. It sucks that my buddy and his family are now in a small appartment, but it is truly amazing the amount of greed demonstrated by everyone in the process. Bush signed the Sallie Mae, Freddie Mac bailout today. Amazing a company can do bad deals out of greed and stupidity and then get rescued by the government. I wish I could do everythig wrong and then have somebody give me a bailout. Gotta love greedy dumb people in power.
**housewarming Party**
Hey Hey all I moved WOOHOOOOOOOOOO! Having a Housewarming party If you like to come contact me for all info!!!!
House
me and my boyfriend are getting a house together and cant wait its a 3 bedroom that means both my kids will have there own room........ my son will be 6 months old on the 12th and i cant believe it... it seems like just yesterday i had him and now im going to have another one and we are both happy..... my boyfriend has a small problem but we are working on it...... and yes we broke up for about two moths but got back together ..... all that dramas in the past and i want to live in the now and the future i cant hold silly grudges cause i am a mother and i need to grow up...... i am hoping when we get this place all the shit with this one girl will stop..... we need to be happy and we are happy when we are together and when no one is starting drama.... well im 3 moths pregnant and we want a girl and this way we have the perfect family but even if its a boy we will love it no matter what..... ok well ttfn
A House Apology
Thursday, July 31, 2008 There was an article that caught my eye on Tuesday. And I think it caught the eye of every American of African Decent (started using that term), and yours truely. The title was called: "House formally apologizes for Slavery and Jim Crow". I know someone out there probably is saying to themeselves, in bold letters or words: "It's about time! After all of our protesting, preaching, peace rallies, those telling us to "get over it" (I don't know about that quote) prayers, resolutions, and most of all, just talking about it face to face, on the blogs, on MySpace, on MyFox, on TV Shows, and uneasiness comments from Pat Buchanan, It's about time!" This apology proposal summarized I feel is like "another victory that was long overdue". Let me say that again, another victory that was long overdue! What took all this time just to get this out? Back in April, a talkshow host, Tavis Smiley was on Bill Maher's show, where he talked about Patriotism. Not the ver
Househunting...
We signed with a new realtor on sunday...our third one in the past two years. One would think in this market that realtors would be begging for qualified buyers to come knocking at their door...but to the contrary... Our last realtor was extreamly excited, ready and willing to help, in the beginning, then, as time wore on and after showing us only a few homes she grew tired of us and we were resorted to only see listings she emailed (automated) and then we had to call her if we wanted to see it. Finally, I got a referral from a friend that said she knew an awesome lady that had just got laid off from a popular builder in our area and that she was in need of new clients. "Well then, give me her number!!!" Sunday, we met and instantly liked her tenacity and willingness to help us...then monday my phone rang... "You have to come look at this house! It is exactly what you've been looking for!" she said..so, right away, I met her at the development sales office and we we
House Calls
A pipe burst in a doctor's house, and he called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600. The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! Even I don't make that much as a doctor!" The plumber waited for him to finish and quietly said, "Neither did I when I was a doctor."
The House Ad 1
This lounge isn't all about hype or flash! We are all about the music and friends! Come meet some of the coolest people on fubar, hang out with current friends and chat, and listen to the best music around! You might even hear some stuff noone else plays! Our DJ's play just about anything, and all requests are played! Come have some fun in a lounge that is about the music and people, not drama and image! SEE YOU THERE! OUR AWESOME STAFF: *Britt-a-knee* Dymond Pumpkin King Vampalicious DJ Rena DJ AP0ll0
House Of The Rising Sun
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House Cleaner Is All Butt Hurt
From one of the social site, where they find this shit baffles me sometimes, they said this one tops the daily parade of asshats, LMAO I work as a nude house cleaner as a side job to make extra money. I received a call a couple of weeks ago by someone interested in my services claiming to have gotten my info from a friend. I’m taking on new clients right now so I decided to take the job. When I arrived at the house, I was a little nervous cause it looked old and kind of abandoned. As I walked in I was met by a large black man who escorted me into the back room to get ready. As I entered the back room I saw 4 huge men, 3 black and 1 white guy wearing ski masks and nothing else. I was grabbed and within 30 seconds I was completely naked and handcuffed to a kitchen table with one hand latched to each leg. Everything happened so fast that all I can remember is having these men rotate around me taking turns burying their cocks in my mouth and ass. I could hear the table creaking from
Houston Needs Help
Hello everyone. In short I'm fine and released, but the people of houston need your help please. please please please read myspace.com/houstonlies and pass it on to everyone you can. the media is lying to you about what is happening houston. it is as bad or worse the katrina and 25% of all gas is refined here. what do you think is going to happen to the price of gas if things get worse in houston. what happened last thursday and friday? please please please help get the word out luv u Tara
The House Of Horror
ENTER MY HOUSE OF *HORROR RATE ALL PICS IN FOLDER *THEN CONTINUE ON F/R/A ALL THE VICTIMS THAT SURVIVED MY HOUSE OF HORROR LEAVE THEM A COMMENT THAT YOU HAVE ENTERED "THE HOUSE OF HORROR" OR PUT IT IN THEIR FRIENDS REQUEST *PM ME WHEN DONE *I WILL ADD AND MAKE A TAG FOR YOU GOOD LUCK AND SEE ON THE OTHER SIDE!
House Season 3: Valley Girl Version
House Warming
HEY ALL, JUST JOINED THE FU-NATION...I'M THIRSTY SO SEND ME A DRINK...CUZ THIRSTY IS NO WAY TO BE...HEHEHE
Houston
Well I was in houston the week after Ike hit, helping to undo the destruction. I have been back for a couple weeks and just am now able to find words to describe everything I saw and experienced. Things were bad when they got there and were still bad when I left. Ike may not have been as big and as destructive as Katrina, and lets pray nothing ever is again, but it was strong enough to destroy lives, homes gone...literally only the foundations left, lives extinguished, everything people have striven for in their lives erased in the blink of an eye. This has changed my outlook on life. I have never been one to put faith into objects but after being there, seeing so much damage and so much heartbreak so much sorrow, and at the same time so much hope, determination and love it chokes me up even now. What I did wasnt very much compared to others but it made a difference, when somone you have never met before hugs you and cries on your shoulder because you gave them some water, tha
Housework Comedy
Tomorrow I will do the housework, NO EXCUSES!!! (unless they're good ones) 1. It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside. 2. If it walks out of your refrigerator, let it go! 3. The best mini-vac for an after meal clean up is the dog. 4. Keep it clean enough for healthy, dirty enough for happy. 5. Never make fried chicken in the nude. 6. Do not engage in unarmed combat with a dust bunny big enough to choke the vacuum cleaner. 7. You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again. 8. If guys were suppose to hang clothes up, door knobs would be bigger. 9. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 10. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. 11. Simplify... hire a maid. 12: My second favourite household chore is ironing. My first being Hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. 13. I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ri
The House That Crack Built
79 and I am a drug survivor Addict name Carlton. Everyday I feel important because all the things I survived I can’t forget I was blessed. From the times I picked my brain apart wondering how to get at least a hook, then I have find someone who was on the same mission. Many times the things I did to get to that point was survival with the addiction. I remember in the beginning the disease was real humble and made me believe I was in control of this life. Little did I know it always began giving away superman courage. Later I would be forced eat a piece of reality to. I’m talking about that reality where I’m running a house, where people come thru for what I learned later to be their safe haven. Little did I know I was suppose to pay attention to those who crossed my door ceil, because I would later become one of the participants who would look for a place to use and lay my head. Damn near resembling a rat with the attitude and features to define me was no longer the man I once was.
The House Of Mudd Wants You
HEY COME CHECK OUT THE HOUSE OF MUDD UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT CLICK THE PIC ABOVE TO CHECK US OUT WE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU REPOST OFTEN PLZ!!!!!!!
House Party!
so the fam is in FLA. till fri. so its par tay time ppl! k...gtg. company will b here ina a few. RP!
Houses.
So Jeff and I went window shopping today and we found a house we both seem to like so far. http://www.realtor.com/search/listingdetail.aspx?pg=3&srcnt=42&sid=c5bd763c0c854cd3a4cc54d21ea61c78&fhcnt=8&loc=glen+burnie&usrloc=glen+burnie&mnp=220000&mxp=240000&typ=1&ml=8&fhpg=1&lid=1104065181&lsn=29 Seems like what we need. Property Features * Year Built: 1955 * 3 total bedroom(s) * 1.5 total bath(s) * 1 total full bath(s) * 1 total half bath(s) * Two story * Style: Colonial * Master bedroom * Dining room * Kitchen * Basement * Bathroom(s) on main floor * Bedroom(s) on main floor * Fireplace(s) * 2 car garage * Heating features: Natural Gas Fuel * Forced air heat * Central air conditioning * Cooling features: Electric * Exterior construction: Brick and Siding * Lot is 10615 sq. ft. Here's a a picture of the lot from Google Earth: The yellow is an empty lot in the bac
House Of Cards Auction
PLEASE COME SHOW SUM LOVE AND BID ON ME IN POKER PRINCESS' AUCTION! ITS MY 1ST AUCTION, IAM VERY EXCITED!! COME CHECK ME OUT PPLS. THX SO MUCH!! http://www.fubar.com/user/1246900 http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1246900&albumid=1420658&i=33768610&idx=25
Household Tips
A sealed envelope - Put in the freezer for a few hours, then slide a knife under the flap. The envelope can then be resealed. (hmmmmmm..) ============================================= Use Empty toilet paper roll to store appliance cords . It keeps them neat and you can write on the roll what appliance it belongs to. ============================================= For icy door steps in freezing temperatures: get warm water and put Dawn dish washing liquid in it. Pour it all over the steps. They won't refreeze. (wish I had known this for the last 40 years!) ============================================= To remove old wax from a glass candle holder , put it in the freezer for a few hours. Then take the candle holder out and turn it upside down. The wax will fall out. ============================================= Crayon marks on walls? This worked wonderfuly! A damp rag, dipped in baking soda . Comes off with little effort (elbow grease that is!). =========================
Housewife
Another one from Jay Brannan. This song. Gah. It's perfect. two bodies pressed together two boys are falling hard the smell of sweat and leather a kinky greeting card crazy about each other we both have fucked up pasts but when we are together we have a fucking blast [chorus:] i wanna be a housewife what's so wrong with that i wanna be a housewife, yeah and that's just where i'm at i'm making guacamole he's working on the car when he grills turkey burgers he knows i like them charred i like to wash the dishes i like to scrub the floors don't mind doing his laundry what are boyfriends for [chorus] i wanna have his baby i wanna wear his ring he drives me fuckin crazy i am his everything [chorus] i wanna be a housewife what's so wrong with that can't wait 'til he's in my life, yeah cuz we haven't met we haven't met yet... we haven't met yet... Also, I want the shirt
House Keepers Are Luckey
yeah so i work in housekeeping and i would like to tell you about the experiance i had in the last week.  Well sunday i was striping the rooms of all the dirty linen out of the rooms when i knocked on one rooms door and no answer so i go in to strip it and i walk in on a really hot milf. she was completely naked just covering her breast up as i said i am sorry.  i can tell you that the thirty seconds that it took me to say sorry to her i noticed that she was shaved.  the thursday i went to deliver towels to a room and i knocked on the door on lady answered gave her the towels she went to give me the dirty towels and the other female guest came out of the bathroom naked starting to wrap the towel around her and she to was shaved so those are the reasons why i like to work in housekeeping
House Of Krazees- Haunted House
Devils and ghouls on halloween the wicked shit is in your mindEnter my house my haunted house its only covered with dirt and grimeOh yes I think I feel a presenceMore dead bodies for me to add to my collectionYou know you done fucked up when you went to enter this evil placeSee me in the corner maulin on a dead faceOh shit I think my fuckin heads splitIn the dark throwin up blood and fuckin fingertipsI got the gun its in my hand I hear the crys of painIm insane about to blow out my brainIm right in front of you im right behind youIm bout to get you you cant see me im in my haunted houseComin to tell you this much damn you ought to leaveThe power that compels you still you wanna leaveKnock on the door look out the window man I think im stuckIm bringin em in crackin em out trippin over whatThe blood I throat it all over lick it up off the wallsThe stench is comin from the bodies out in the hallIts dark your feelin thinkin that you got a light switchClap on the lights come on you feelin o
Housisms Season 1
Housisms from Season 1 Stacy - "He's scared of you." House - "Sure. The ex boy toy. It makes sense." - Honeymoon "We should do things. Throw a ball around or something. Guy stuff." - Honeymoon Cameron - "Previous tests revealed nothing that could've caused the abdominal pain or the mood swings." House - "Then we're done. Ball game? Zoo? I don't care, I just want to hang with you guys." - Honeymoon Cuddy - "Dr. Reilly is throwing up. He obviously can't lecture." House - "You witness the spew? Or you just have his word for it? I think I'm coming down with a little bit of the clap. May have to go home for a few days." - Three Stories "On average, drug addicts are stupid." - Three Stories "The great thing about telling somebody they're dying is it tends to focus their priorities. You find out what matters to them. What they're willing to die for. What they're willing to lie for." - Three Stories "Keep talking. I'll finish your exam with a prostate check." - Love Hurts "Ramona, you
Housisms Season 2
Housisms from Season 2 House: "Where are you going?" Foreman: "You're an ass." House: "I know. Where are you going?" - No Reason "I always say if you're going to get shot, do it in a hospital." - No Reason Jack: "I don't want to hear semantics." House: "You anti-semantic bastard." - No Reason "She looks just like you. You have the same fro." - Who's Your Daddy? "Pretentiousness is hereditary. Just because they haven't found the gene yet..." - Who's Your Daddy? "I'm a really good secret keeper. I've never told anybody Wilson wets his bed." - Who's Your Daddy? "Tonight, L Word marathon." - Forever "Unless Chase broke his neck falling off his polo pony, he had no reason to be in the ER." - Forever "I ask you, is almost dying any excuse for not being fun?" - Forever "Ideas are not soda cans. Recycling sucks." - Forever "Oh, Level Three. Have you called Jack Bauer?" - Euphoria, Part 2 Wilson: "You're accessing a webcam?" House: "Cuddy's shower. You a fan of the Brazilian?" - Eup
Housisms Season 3
Housisms from Season 3 "I'm world famous now. Press won't leave me alone." - Human Error "Did you give an angry Cuban my home number?" - Human Error "The patient's husband prefers her not dead." - Human Error "How come God gets credit whenever something good happens? Where was he when her heart stopped?" - Human Error "The kid's not a cliche. Anybody can get in a fight after losing. It takes real creativity to beat up someone you just beat." - The Jerk "You are one evil, cunning woman. It's a massive turn on." - The Jerk "Arrogance has to be earned. Tell me what you've done to earn yours." - The Jerk "Personally, I can't believe I had the same three employees for three years." - Resignation "He can't ignore the blood because it's a minority, can he, Foreman?" - Resignation Wilson: "Oh God, she's 26." House: "But with the wisdom of a much younger woman." - Resignation "Ha! Nothing like a dead patient to send you back to your choir boy roots." - Family "The only value of that
Housisms Season 4
Housisms from Season 4 "Yeah, we all get it - her heart's not beating; gonna make it harder to diagnose her. On the other hand, it means she's not gonna die while you're whining about it." - Wilson's Heart "I had a heart attack this morning. I can't do any more drugs 'til at least lunch." - Wilson's Heart "This a Philanderers Anonymous intervention?" - Wilson's Heart "Can't really say 'yes' when it's a hallucination asking." - Wilson's Heart "An incredibly rare neurological symptom is boring? Am I in someone else's hallucination?" - Wilson's Heart "A blowup doll would be more useful; and yes, that's the first time I've implied something negative about a blowup doll." - Wilson's Heart "If he had a brain, he wouldn't be tending bar." - Wilson's Heart "Sorry, wide stance." - Wilson's Heart "As long as I'm risking my life, I might as well be watching a talkie." - Wilson's Heart "1-800-Dial-A-Wilson." - Wilson's Heart "I'm branching out from self-loathing and self destruction." -
Housisms Season 5
Housisms from Season 5 "The paperwork might be awkward. Primarily the stuff they make you fill out at the Unemployment office." - Under My Skin "Regular radical, me radical or me out of my mind radical?" - Under My Skin "I have no reason to feel guilty. It doesn't make sense, unless there's something wrong in the limbic area of my brain." - Under My Skin "I think skinless women are hot." - Under My Skin "The irrational part of my brain thinks like the rational part of yours." - Under My Skin "Don't give me the cancer voice, the overly earnest tone - " - Under My Skin "Worse? Double death?" - Under My Skin "I've been popping pills for years; I've only been seeing things for days. Something changed." - Under My Skin "I can feel myself repressing all kinds of icky things." - Under My Skin "Time for a celebratory scotch... or three." - Under My Skin "See, the problem with speculation is you make a speck out of you and some guy named lation." - Under My Skin "Right, I'm being cy
House Hunting
I wanted this townhome I found in Rancho Cucamonga that was going for around 240k.  I bid 250 and went up to 255 and lost out, probably to someone who offered all cash! I cannot win in California!  Too many people with money while I struggle just to own.  Oh well, I still have a job.  I keep looking every weekend, put in my offers on the weekday, rinse and repeat until I finally get a place.  Eventually one will slip through the cracks, but it is brutal to do this, school, work, work out and right now, move!
House On The Rock
The most amazing place I've ever been to and continue on going every year.   In Wisconsin, btw
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Houskeeping Note To Colleagues!
If you must park your breakfast in the staff washrooms, please ensure you leave the extractor fan running when you leave.I went into the upstairs gent’s this morning and walked straight into an air biscuit – it was putrid!  And so avoidable FFS!
The House Of Four Rooms
There is an Indian proverb that says everyone is a house with four rooms - a physical, an emotional, a mental and a spiritual. Most of us tend to live in one room most of the time, but unless we go into every room every day, even if only to keep it aired, we are not a complete person.
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A House Of Cards Fall And The Secrets That Come With It
You know there is nothing more confuseing and hurting then a persone that has been scorrend,cheated and played,by one they love, i know cause i have been there and my ramblings are noted and etched in my heart so what better way then to explain the to also etch them here...so heres my thoughts as they happen one night as in many nights my daughter gets scard,and mommy is not home shes out as useal.......... I turn onto my side, it's 5AM. It's 5AM, I know where you are. I know what you're doing. I know that you will bring down this house of cards. There is nothing I can do about it but try to close my eyes, to ready myself until it is time... I am lying in bed. My hands are so cold, even beneath all these blankets. The little person beside me cuddles closer into my side. Her dark hair is tousled in sleep, thick lashes resting against such smooth skin. Children. I love my children. My heart aches with wanting to burst from it. So sweet, so challenging, so amazing..... I blink and rem
Houses
First let me say I am SHOCKED at how some people live. More than that, I am shocked at what people do to a house. I have been house hunting for a while now. I thought I had seen it all by now. Today I was in a house that actually scared me. From the outside, it was a cute red brick house, corner lot, attached 1 car garage. I walk in & the smell is unreal! The hardwood floors are trashed, parts of the ceiling are coming down & there are ciggy butts in the kitchen drain. We get in the bathroom, There is mold everywhere & cat shit in the totally rusted out tub. The basement.....oh the basement. That house had once been super cute with an electric fireplace in the finished basement. Apparently, someone turned the water on & left for a week. All the tiles were curled up, there was black mold everwhere & the ceiling was down in a few places.  I had an asthma attack. How can someone live in that? Much less, try to sell it? I really don't understand people.
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Household Hazards
I'm firmly committed to household safety and believe no one should ever hurt themselves in my home tripping over cleaning supplies.   The best way I can think of to assure the safety of my friends and family in this matter is to never leave cleaning supplies in harms way.   The only logical way I can be sure to not leave cleaning supplies about is to never get around to the business of cleaning.   So how is it I just tripped over two (not one but two) vacuum cleaners on my way to the fridge?
Houston Tx My Boy Friend Is Been Missing Since Saturday
HOUSTON TX   Last Saturday January 8 My Boy friend took me to my job around 6PM and we was having a discussion because his actions seem a little shady, and I confronted him If he had use drugs lately. He deny being on drugs, but got really upset about it. He has problems in the past, but I was hoping he has gotten the message, and was finally on his way to recovery. The last thing he mention, was that he was going to an AA meeting, and that was the last time I saw him. Today its Wednesday and I still have not heard anything from him.   He is driving a green Ford Explorer Sport. With two doors. It has the temporary paper plate in the back and no plate in the front. It also have a San Jacinto Auto Sales Sticker on the back.   If anyone has information about it please contact me here or at 936-242-9045    
The House, And Me Being M.i.a.
So as most of my friends already know, I am almost finished the renovations! It's been a really long, annoying road to get this all done, but progress has been made in leaps and bounds as of late!   If you've been wondering where the hell I have gone, that's where. Sorry, but getting the house finished and moving in is way more important to me than this place is. I finally have a real kitchen! All I need now is my sink hooked up and it's totally done! My dad is bringing my fridge to the house tomorrow and finishing installing my sink. This weekend, John Paul is coming to do the bathroom floor, then I can finish my master bathroom! After that's finished, I can gut and redo my guest bathroom and I'm finished with the inside! This has been a large portion of my time and energy for the last 5 months, and I can now breathe! All that is left after that is my fence!   Now it's time for a vacation!
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I have no heart of stone yet I write songs of being alone my melody can never exist unless its you I have kissed as I walk down the halls a voice to me it calls the queen can be tough why does life seem so tough the king is a true demon he lacks important reason has a chip on his shoulder with truth he could be bolder in this house of cards I have my place I'm a deuce but I dream of an ace 
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For Fans of WWE   I had been house sitting for Mrs. Orton for two weeks while she and their daughter Alanna had been out of town, visiting relatives. The Orton's house was nicely decorated and everything. I took up the house sitting job while finishing up tech school for the first quarter of the year; I'm in school studying for a degree in medical billing and coding. As a house sitter, I leave notes and reminders for things like grocery lists, phone messages, and whatnot. Sometimes, Mrs. Orton would call just to see how things are going at the house.   One day, I was in the living room, studying with my textbooks and notes because I have a test for both medical terminology and career development classes. Gradewise, I've been getting A's and B's in both classes, even passed tests. I go to school four days a week, career development on Mondays and Wednesdays, and medical terminology on Tuesdays and Thursdays. I'm off on weekends, mostly Fridays. I still work at a movie theatre at box
House Drama
We looked at 3 offers yesterday; rejected 2 (a cash offer of $285,000 and a USDA financed counter offer of $280,000) and are sitting on a third (the First Time Home Buyer) of $292,000 until Monday @ 5PM. Because we showed our house 7 times over Sat / Sun, we feel there's a chance an offer could come in sometime Monday. Well, the USDA offer we rejected decided to accept our original counter offer of $292,900 (which he had actually REJECTED when he countered @ $280,000) . I guess he saw the REJECTED on his counter and panicked. He sure came up with a lot of money very suddenly. So our Realtor called FTHB's Realtor to tell her that our counter had been accepted by the USDA Buyer. And the other Realtor said, "Hold it!" What a mess! I guess it makes sense that this can't happen. Our counter was null and void when he countered. So now our Realtor has to call Legal to find out what to do. I think the guy needs to write up a new offer for $292,900 if he wants the house. We would love that. B
House!
Our house was in a 30 day escrow until yesterday. The buyer decided he didn't want it because the slope in the back needs work if he wants to pull permits for an addition in the future. Bummer! The back-up buyer put an offer on another house and was under contract until today. She just found out that the house did not pass appraisal. She's coming over with her agent tomorrow because she still loves our house and wants it. Now that her house fell out of escrow, she's back to being able to buy ours. Since ours appraised at higher than what we're asking, it will pass FHA. My husband and I have work to do on some Section 1 issues that popped up during the previous buyer's home inspection and termite inspection. The good news is; for around $200 and a few days work, we'll have it done. If all goes the way we want, we'll be under contract again tomorrow. We were getting packed to move to our ranch next week but that's on hold now. I've quit my job as of the end of next week and am goi
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Kerala is the most beautiful destination in India, which is located in the most southern tip of the country. This destination in India truly is the most sought after tourist destination as it is blessed by the divine of nature at its best. Beautiful Kerala is speckled between the gorgeous Arabian Sea and the Western Ghats which easily attracts and offers the state a wonderful location. The rich culture, unique rich heritage, colorful festivals and fairs and the fascinating modern and ancient architecture easily entice the vacationers from all over the globe for astounding vacation. This amazing state truly invites all sorts of vacationers throughout the year for their delightful vacation. The honeymooners, leisure vacationers, family vacationers and many others like easily gets impressed by the beauty of this village from all over the globe for delightful vacation. Some of the prime tourist attractions which easily attracts vacationers from all over the globe are such as listed below:
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When you think to shift you home from one place to another city or from one city to another, anxiety and tension hit you. You think about packing of your entire household belongings, put them in to proper bags, lock, transport to the new destination, etc. You will experience a chaotic situation than of getting excited about your next city and looking forward to happy monuments in your new residence. Moving to a new city especially with entire household belonging is not an easy task. Moving from one city to another does not mean that you just throw your belongings in a bag or carton and move out. You have lots of household belongings which you have purchased with your lots of effort. You have furniture, home appliances, vehicles, machines, equipments, computers, kitchen items, crockery, garments, clothes, electronic items, etc. You will not want to throw these belongings when you will move to new city. Proper packing and handling of these belongings is thus utmost necessary so that you
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House Time -- Breaking Camp
One of the interesting things about being a military house spouse is the conception some people have that you have nothing to do all day.  What a load of BS.  Keeping up with all the details takes time, and yes I do like to write about the different characters that pop into my head.   In a couple of weeks it's time to head out, so it will be pack and ship time for those odds and ends we've collected in five months, getting the Postal and trailer ready toth luck the kats won't be too upset  load, and taking the rest of our temporary 'camp' gear down to ACS so another family new to the area won't have to lay out a ton of money the first two weeks they're here.   I look forward to driving east with the owner, even though (as usual) it's a bit of last minute planning -- keeps me on my toes.  Reminds me, need to talk to wonderful Mom about the next voyage, should be interesting.  With luck the kat's won't be too upset about hitting the road again, like that's going to happen LOL
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House Grills Tsa On Faking Of Body Scanner Tests
Agency has mothballed $14 million machines in a Texas warehouse Steve WatsonInfowars.comNov 16, 2012A TSA official was given a grilling in a House hearing yesterday concerning information suggesting that one of the vendors of the agency’s x-ray body scanning machines may have faked tests on software which was supposed to eliminate naked images of passengers passing through the devices. The House Homeland Security subcommittee on transportation chaired a hearing entitled “TSA’s Recent Scanner Shuffle: Real Strategy or Wasteful Smokescreen?” During the hearing, the subject of Rapiscan allegedly manipulating operational tests on the machines was raised. As we reported yesterday, on November 9, Rapiscan received a show-cause letter from the TSA demanding to know why the company was not complying with the TSA’s terms in failing to develop the privacy friendly software. It appears that the discovery of potential faking of test results put into advanced moti
House
Sorry I haven't typed in my journal lately.  I've been extremely busy at work.  These 10 hour days are killer. Today my husband realized that our toliet was leaking. This happened once before right before we got our house renovated.  The people who put in our new bathroom floor fixed the toliet as well.  We haven't had any problems with it since.  Oh the joys of owning your own house, unlike a certain jealous hatere who can't afford her own place, let alone afford to get married which is funny as hell.  I don't know if I'm going to go to hand bell choir practice tonight.  I really don't want to call off unless I really have to since i missed almost all of December cause i was in the hospital.  The weather is supposed to get really bad here.  It was 76 degrees this morning.  Gotta love st. louis weather.  It will be nice one day then bam 20 degrees drop the next day, or in this case in less than a day.  We are under a tornado watch right now until 8.  I don't think i want to be in a chu
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I am starting to wonder how..How am i going to continue to work the way I am.. How am i going to be able to keep up with taking care of my kids..I work so damn much now..I get home just in time to tell them goodnight.. I wake up in the morning wondering when or how is this going to end..
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How can i show her the love i have for her in my heart, the trust i have, the faith, how in this small world would i get ever so lucky as 2 call her mine. In the Past i used 2 the think LOVE was a 4 letter word for FUCKING STUPID and at times i still do because the one person that u truly love can bring u 2 your knees crying asking why but at the same time can have u so happy jus because they feel the same way so how can i so u the love that i have with out hurting in return?? i guess thats the >? ill never have answerd
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How can you love one person so much Only to have them hate you How can you treat one person so good Only to be walked on How can you give so much Only to recieve nothing How can one have a baby Only not to love them How can one claim to be a father Only to never be there How can God let this happen Only to certain people How can so many things seem right Only to turn out so wrong
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How do you tell someone that you have feelings for them even though you just met them How do you tell someone u just met that you think u love them How do you tell someone that u never felt this way before How do you do that...... How...
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I am new to this site and i am having a hard time figuring out how to add a background and add other things to my interest page like movies and other stuff...can someone help me out PLEASE...thanks to anybody who helps me.
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How can some one who loves you... hurt so much? Without trying? It just seems the more and more i try to keep things going on the worse they mess up... i just want things calm and happy and i just can't seem to get it... Oh in other bad news... my friends baby died... just a few weeks old so i'm out of town helping out for a little bit trying to make things easier on people
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how do u say good bye to some one u love and haved loved for the past 11 years how do u get to the point to say its over how do u let the tears out how do u let some one go how do u pretend that it doesnt matter how do u get on with the rest of ur life how do u just pick up the peices how do u let ur self love again how long ru going to be all alone how dou stop the tears that rolloff ur face how do u just let go how do u stop the pain these r some of the questions a person might go thru when a marrage goes bad if any one has the answers to these come to my page and tell me
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How does everyone seem to get gifted cherry blasts? I guess I am not talking to the right people... giggle. Anyways... I wanted to also tell everyone here keep up the great work, this place has become a really cool, hip place to hang out... I love it...
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[stay and listen] the cranberries. Look, you're standing alone (Standing alone.) How ever I should have known, (I should have known.) Never before, never again, You will ignore, I will pretend. Never before, never again, You will ignore, I will pretend. In your world, you're alone in your face. You're alone in your world, you're alone in your face. How you said you never would leave me alone, oh. How you said you never would leave me alone. Now you're just walking away (Walking away), When you said you always would stay (Always would stay.) Never before, never again, You will ignore, I will pretend. Never before, never again, You will ignore, I will pretend. In your world, you're alone in your face. You're alone in your world, you're alone in your face. How you said you never would leave me alone, oh. How you said you never would leave me alone. Never before, never again, You will ignore, I will pretend. In your world, you're alone in your face.
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how does the time fly when you are alone why does time stand still when you meet that one who will give you all who is to say i am i been there why go so deep than to lose it all but some how i got it back dont you wish it was you who has it all now who has whatever you needed my son is the answer to me he made me who i am today and now i will always walk with him
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How do you say goodbye, To the one you have waited for all your life? How do you , just walk away, When it tears up your heart and cuts like a knife? How do you just turn around, And walk away without looking back? How do you begin to heal the pain, Knowing his heart isnt with you, at that? When will the tears give way to some relief, And the pain in your heart mend? How do you forget a man you truly love, And realize its really the end. Though the sun will again rise, And the birds will bask in the sunshine, Will your heart ever heal the pain? Of knowing with him, everything could have been fine. Now the that you both have agreed its over, And are now about to go seperate ways, Will you still dream and wish daily, What if he would have just wanted to stay?? A few months pass, he still dominates your thoughts, Though you've let go and not sent him a word, You dream of his his touch and loving smiles, Though your soul now is free like a bird, The ti
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I am weak now having attempted to cry out all feelings and emotions for you: In one breath you make me smile and cry in one phone call you lift my spirits and plunge me into depression Your voice can build up my hopes and shatter my dreams. You leave me wondering, yet disenchanted. How you do it, I'll never know.
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Tara how do I tell you how I feel about you When everytime i think of you my body shakes everytime i see you my knees grow weak and everytime i'm with you i dont want the time to end. When everytime i look into your eyes, i wish i was there everytime i see you smile my heart melts and every night before i go to sleep i pray we dont end. I've tried somehow to say you're the sun that lights up my sky the wind that keeps me cool on a hot summer day and sweet incense that keeps me on a natural high I want so much to tell you that without you with me each day my day isn't complete that since day one I've always wanted to be with you that no matter what's going on in my life you're the reason there's a smile on my face and that loving you seems to be all I need to know. But everytime I want to the words just wont come out right. You may think it sounds mushy or too cute you may not believe it so it's better I keep my mouth closed Then to try to tell you exa
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Never say I love you, if it isn't really there.. Never talk about feeling, if you really don't care, Never hold my hand, if your going to break my heart Never say your gonna, if you never plan to start, Never say hello, if you really mean goodbye, If you really mean forever, then please say you'll try Never say forever, because forever makes me cry... *************************************************
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The light in your eyes makes my stomic flip The sparkel in your smile makes my day The way your arms fit so perfectly around me Makes me want to stay The way your gental lips touch mind makes me float to heaven The way my hand fits perfectly in yours makes me smile the way my head fits so perfectly on yours sholder gives me butterflies How can just one person make me feel this way It makes no sence to me The way it feels so right How no matter what I smile when I see you Everytime I see him I fall harder for him How can this be I have never found something so right Something that felt so right This isn't suppose to happen to me I'm suppose to be lonely all my life How is it he knows the right time to call He knows just how to cheer me up Make my day How does he do it
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How does one know a feeling? How do we keep things from spilling? How is it we must acheive a goal? How is it we put to much in our bowl? How far must we really go? How do we know if it is what we sow? How do we seem to tell? How is it we do not yell? In time it will show, but not now. We are always asking how, how, how
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How do really get over a broken heart you find another women to do it again
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you give all u have to give and then u hear those famous last words... im not ready lets just try as friends first and see where it goes....when there isnt one thing you dont know for you have been there friend for almost 20 years... so do u take the 10 steps back and waite ? or do you move forward and just leave it all alone ..i have no answers hear just questions ... he call before work at work and before bed.... so that has even givin me more twisted feeling... i looked for him and he for me.. found each other on ct... so as friends i refer to things we shouldnt talk about... and always keep everything on an upper level.. but i want to say so much more but he told me today i was pushin... so i set with life passing me by and wondering why
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How can i tell you something When I know the answer How can I speak to you When your just in my mind How can I touch you When your just a dream How can I keep you When your not around How can I smile When there is heartache How can I cry When I have no more tears left How can I live When your gone
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How easy it is to forget your face That cute little smile. And how easy it is to forget your voice Reassuring and strong. Too easily I can forget you love me To the point where I'm not too sure if you still do. Your name would be on my lips Every 5 seconds of the day, now it only graces them every so often. Then you make me remember and smile just for me. You smile again and I fill with glee. You're all I dream of And I know its true love. You miss ME, love ME, wanna hold ME. Wish I lived closer. How could this be? I found you..... and you found me. And you make my heart with glee. Just how could this be?
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how and why do i tend to run off people i actually like? without meaning too.. must be a secret quality that only comes out when i dont want it to. fuckin'a.
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How do you expect to love when your heart is filled with resentment.... How can you want respect when you do things to degrade yourself.... How can you want understanding when you yourself can not comprehend.... How can you want compassion when you are hard hearted..... How can you know someone when you don't even know yourself?
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How did it come to this? How did my world just fall apart in a matter of moments? Everyone expects me to be okay...how can they not see the look in my eyes? How can they not see my pain? What right do they have to tell me to "suck it up"? Fuck them. My world is destroyed, completely, and they want me to be okay? I can't do this anymore...I won't do this anymore. You have no right to ask me to. Just let me go. Let me find my peace.
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How can you be so in love with a person, yet still have the most idiotic fights over the most idiotic things? Im 20, and Im pretty sure ive found the woman I want to spend my life with. Ive been threw hellish relationships the past 5 years. This is the only one that has ever made me think about not looking anymore. Now I like to comment girls, who I think look sexy or cute in whatever they wear in a picture. She does the same things to guys, but Im the one getting screamed at constantly about it. Thats not fair now is it? We've fought about this for a month now, its really startin to get on my last damn nerve. I dont know why she's feeling insecure. Im always with her & im always complamenting her. I think shes the hottest person in the world. Look at our picture together. But i dont know how much more stupid fights I can deal with. I dont like not knowing what to do. Anyone got any advice to a guy that needs it badly?
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How do you share your feelings with someone when you dont know what your feeling? you feel yourself twisting in so many ways, feeling things you never felt before. Being ripped apart, being tossed aside time and time again. when you think you finaly found the one theres often nothing there! when you found someone to care they often long for another! oh this thing called love is an evil temptation leading us in wasy we think we want only to be lead astray and to be ripped apart time and time again! So honetstly tell me how do you tell someone one your feelings? How do you share yourself with someone who either wants someone else or just dosnt have the time to know what you feel?
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How do you say sorry for mistakes you made. How do you go about correcting the debts that need paid. How do you go about telling people that you did wrong that your sorry. When my past life came out of nowhere and consumed me. How was I supposed to take cover when I had no warning. These things in life I wished I knew. To take these problems i've got I wished I can undo. Sorry is just a word that's tossed around like nothing anymore. A simple word that's been abuse and thrown on the floor. How do you get back what you have screwed up in life. How do i say sorry who cares about pride. But one thing is perfectly clear. I sit all alone with no one here. My past has came and bit me in the ass. When I go through this faze I have no class. Oh well I say which means I messed up. You can't say your sorry so I just shut up. Silence has been my friend for many years. It's better than smoking dope or drinking beers. There's got to be a better way to hangle this. Rather than t
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How do I feel? Being numb to the touch. How can I laugh? Feeling nothing but pain inside. How can I be whole? Without u- I feel as if i am nothing. How could I push u away? Lost in my own sorrows. How could I know? Such an emptyness was possible. How can I survive? Without u-my lyfe is meaningless. How can I tell u? I will always love you.
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If you don't like poor grammar and spelling don't bother reading further I just needed to rant what was oon my brain. How do you handle it when you care for someone deeply and you know things would be great with them. They just got hurt and are having a rough time just in general and just want to be friends and take things day by day. I am in this situation and have never been here before. I am one that normally either dates the person they like or just say screw it and go on. Since my divorce I have had a wall around my heart to try to advoid this exact situation. This is the first person I have met and had such a connection with that I have opened myself up completly to them. I respect their wish to be single and just see where things go but at the same time I am lost. I know I can wait for her to figure things out and will be there for her when she needs me. I'm not interested in anyone else she is all I can think of. Sorry just needed to vent.
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Recent events remind me restless living remembering the day Eventually all things merge into one events are current earthly ways execution, not delayed Momentarily persuaded missing in action miles away to the nearest memory Ever think of me? even in dreams? excellent in the rain... even in the flood Mortal thoughts mess with your mind's peace mike doesn't even know Banned thoughts break through the walls boats of ecstasy burn into my flesh Enigma is the answer exciting games about to take place ending in spilled blood enough clues? Re-question you, are you aware? ready to answer? reassured your probably wrong resent the game? Drag the mind through turmoil drifting in directions danger is getting closer days go by, got an answer? On the contrary, oldness is not the answer on the the paper it won't say Oh!! How easy this is. Nothing yet? next poem? not a chance... new thoughts... Never get another chance... no way of kn
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How can you feel everything and nothing at the same time? How can you be standing on the ground, but be floating on thin air? How can you be breathless, and still be breathing? How can you be the strongest person, but oh so weak? How can you have all these words in you head, but my lips won’t move? How can I miss you when you are not even gone yet? How do I stop this feeling before it’s too late? Never mind, it’s already too late…the feelings I have are too strong for words. I can only be floating, breathless, weak, and feel nothing and everything.
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Sleep Dream Scream Fear Dear to me Near to me Fear of me Not crying Not lying Not dying Perpetual Inevitable
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It's hard to see the pain behind the mask, and you never stick around long enough to ask, so each day I put on another face, running away to start you on a chase. I dig down deep inside my own heart, and here I wait in the dark. But you only laugh, knowing you have your hand inside my heart. I needed you, like bacteria feeding on the dead, and slowly I let you inside my head. I hurt so badly but yet I need this pain, it's spilled upon my breast leaving it's stain. It sucks at my soul until at last I am drained. I had sought to throw away your poisoned love, to rid myself of this toxic bond of souls we've made, but you've bound me in chains so tightly that I struggle and I bleed, letting go of caution only knowing that I love you but your bondage would only cause my death. Enslave me not, but slay me now, leaving me not to ask you how.
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How do I tell you how I feel about you When everytime i think of you my body shakes everytime i see you my knees grow weak and everytime i'm with you i dont want the time to end. When everytime i look into your eyes, i wish i was there everytime i see you smile my heart melts and every night before i go to sleep i pray we dont end. I've tried somehow to say: you're the sun that lights up my sky the wind that keeps me cool on a hot summer day and sweet incense that keeps me on a natural high I want so much to tell you: that without you with me each day my day isn't complete that since day one I've always wanted to be with you that no matter what's going on in my life you're the reason there's a smile on my face and that loving you seems to be all I need to know. But everytime I want to the words just wont come out to you it may sound mushy or too cute you may not believe it so it's better I keep my mouth closed Then to try to tell you exactly whats on
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How does he know that I am about to stick my finger in his Cheesecake? How does he know? How does he know that it looks so damn perfect with chocolate drizzeled on top, that I feel I must simply muss it up. How does my son know that Im clenching my hands under the table So that I don't muss his cheesecake. But I want to. I do...He drizzles the chocolate so perfectly. Chocolate Zigzags ....zigzags on top. And i shall as soon as he turns his back. How does he know my stomache tickles with the need to reach over and just stick my finger in. Just a stick. I dont want to pinch. Just a fucking stick!!! He walks up and sets it down on the table. I look over and see it there. My eyes light up JUST FOR ONE SECOND!!! And they quickly slide over to the left. My fingers clench under the table. Im so DAMN bad. I suck in my giggle. "DON'T!" I glance up. "Don't what?" I innocently ask. "Don't stick your finger in my cake mooooom!" I should know better than to play
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How is it you know so much of me? You look in my eyes see right in my soul? You kiss my lips and take my breath away? You touch my breast and make me shiver? How is it you can just say what you want from me and make me hot? So hot I want you? Want you to make love to me? Oh yes make love to me. Give me all of you. Let me see you, smell you, feel you, taste you. How is it you know what I want without me saying a word? Were to touch me? How to kiss me? What to say? I can't help it I want you inside of me. Looking in my eyes, whispering in my ear. How is it your on my mind all the time? How you slide in and out of me making me wet, making me moan, making me holler? How is it your beautiful eyes tell me so much? What you want? What you need? How is it?
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how do i find more friend on here i go to page and rate and leave comments but i don't have many friends it there a trick to this
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SO AM NEW 2 THIS AND AM TOTALLY TRYING 2 FIGURE IT OUT.ANY HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED.BEAR WITH ME I AM SLOW AT ALL THIS.THANKS 4 ALL UR SUPPORT!STILL WORKING ON A PROFLIE BUT AT LEAST HAVE SOME PICS.NICE 2 MEET Y'ALL.
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How can I trust someone if that someone has broken my trust, My heart is empty, Its cold as ice, As it reach to break, It leaks out of water, That water drips and slips away, That trust, That moment, All within those you have broken, I may not trust you or your friends but that don’t mean we can’t be friends, Just friends without that trust, You have to work your trust with me, You have to make me understand why should I ever trust you again, You have to repair that broken trust, You have to work hard, That don’t mean be hateful towards me, Just show me that I can trust you once more.
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HOW DID IT START WITH FIRE HOW DID IT END WITH RAIN HOW HAS MY HEART BEEN TOUCHED IN SUCH A WAY HOW HAS THE UNIVERSE BEEN WORKING AGAINST ME TRYING TO STOP MY FEELINGS INTERFERING WITH MY LIFE HOW AM I NOW LEFT LONGING, WANTING, NEEDING, WONDERING FEELING HELPLESS, WANTING TO RUN HOW IS IT THAT I FEEL THIS WAY FOR HE IS JUST A STRANGER, A THOUGHT, A FANTASY, A DESIRE, A WANT, A WISH NOT KNOWING WHAT HIS HANDS FEEL LIKE NOT KNOWING HOW IT FEELS TO LOOK IN HIS EYES NOT HEARING HIS VOICE IN PERSON FOR THE FIRST TIME FOR THE FIRST TIME NOW I AM LEFT IN DISBELIEF FOR A STRANGER HAS TOUCHED ME SO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE "HOW"
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How do I lead without following? Create something from nothing? I struggle to break free of the shell of this existence. But what is on the other side? Is there another side? How can you make me believe? I don't believe. I don't know. Reality is a maelstrom of indifference. A mirror with no surface. Tell me. Tell me.
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how could you be this way, all those horrible words you say. i never meant to fall for you, knowing that our love will never be true. i gave you my heart, but you torn it apart. how do i forget your face, how can i forget the place. how do forget your smile, the way i fell it will take a long while. how can i forget the day, the day you took my heart away. how could you tell me you dont feel the same, how could i go along with your game. i wanted so much for you to love me, know that deep inside it would never be.
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I don’t understand how this can be, you went and let someone else be on her knees. Maybe now the wrong as been made right. This fight is beyond me. How do you fight with something you just can’t see. Is there love really after me? All I feel is pain and despair, hard to tell if it will ever disappear.
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Went days withou a word Figured she was busy Got the call at work Shes been in the hospital Has staples in her head Its a miracle shes alive Im still in shock Cant believe its really true Shes my best friend How did this happen to her?
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This is a question for anyone who has made money online? Have you and what did you do and does it really work and what is the best.Im looking for something that doesnt involve cams
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It's hard to see the pain behind the mask, and you never stick around long enough to ask, so each day I put on another face, running away to start you on a chase. I dig down deep inside my own heart, and here I wait in the dark. But you only laugh, knowing you have your hand inside my heart. I needed you, like bacteria feeding on the dead, and slowly I let you inside my head. I hurt so badly but yet I need this pain, it's spilled upon my breast leaving it's stain. It sucks at my soul until at last I am drained. I had sought to throw away your poisoned love, to rid myself of this toxic bond of souls we've made, but you've bound me in chains so tightly that I struggle and I bleed, letting go of caution only knowing that I love you but your bondage would only cause my death. Enslave me not, but slay me now, leaving me not to ask you how
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How can a woman say that she loves her kids, then totally disappoint them all the time? My ex is supposed to have the kids this weekend. But, because she had a bad day or something, hell I don't know, she isn't going to take them. She does this all the time. I can not figure out why. My kids have called her several times and left her messages telling her that they want to see her this weekend but she just ignores the calls. Wow, I just got a call from her and she says that she is having a bad day and doesn't want the kids today. How screwed up is that? If she thinks I am turning them over to her tomorrow she can kiss my ass. I am not working my schedule around "when it is convenient for her to have the kids." I am so sorry that I had to write this. I really just had to vent. Thank you if you actually read all of this. Talk to you soon. Lovingdad1
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here it is how is the easiest way for some one to tll a person their true feelings when the person they want to tell this to lives so far away. i'm starting to fall pretty hard and have no idea how to tell him this. i want him to know but other then writing him a letter or telling him online we really can't talk. any ideas?
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so when i think about my past my brain is stuck on rewind i hope it doest always last all the images are horrible to me cant see, cant even breathe cuz there on my t.v. what is wrong with us cant have fun or cops will bust why me , lord please whats wrong with my society cant run , cant hide how will humanity last (just wrote need to re-write badly)
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How can I pretend that everything is all right? My heart is breaking every second of the day. How can I carry on my life as normal, when I don't believe I even know what normal is anymore? How could you fight so hard for me, to only push me away? How did we ever talk about forever, if you didn't plan to stay? How did you break down my walls, to drop me to my knees? How did you get me to care, when before all I needed was me? How can I be so lost, with no direction to go? How can it be so? Missing You - Tyler Hilton
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i was told this song fit me to a T... and i don't get it..
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How? How can I tell you what I feel for you? When I think of you my feelings twist inside As if someone's fist reached in and grabbed a few, And turned and turned them tight and tangled. I've tried Somehow to say: You're the sun in my sky, The wind that takes me where I want to go, The sweet incense that makes me feel so high That loving you seems all I need to know. But it all sticks in my throat! It sounds too cute, Empty as a wrinkled paper bag. You won't believe it! Better I stay mute Than offer you clichés that make you gag. And yet I wish to tell you of my love, If only love its own locks would remove!
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How does someone get to the point of suicide? I just got a call from a friend of mine who informed me that another friend of mine had shot himself on Wednesday. This is too unreal for me. I just saw him last weekend! We had a drink together! How is this possible??? I don't understand how someone could really get to that point. Okay, I've been suicidal before, but I would never go through with it. I have my "emo" moments, but I know that in time they will pass. Life will get better. When I last seen my friend, he was happy and cheery. Now look.. nothing. He was so young, just 22 years old. He had so much to live for! He had recently stopped doing all of the drugs that he used to do (coke, heroin, weed, etc..), he only drank once in a great while, he had a girlfriend who absolutely adored him.. what would make him do this? I can't answer that, and no one may ever be able to.. I just hope that he is in a better place and hope that whatever he was feeling at the time is now g
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How can I be positive when my world is literally falling apart and I am unsure of what else I can do., I honestly feel like I have done everything that I possibly can at this moment. I really feel like my world and saftey are crumbling.   Sorry I suck so much as a friend right now too.
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My heart goes out to him more than he knows but I don't know how to tell him.  All I want is to let him know how I really feel but can never seem to find the words when I have the chance to talk to him.  For some reason the words never come to me.  I want to tell him how he's the only one I want and how I want for us to be all that everyone thinks we are and then some.  I think him and I could be something very amazing but at the same time I'm so scared that by saying something I will only push him away.  He is the best thing that has happened to me in a long time and I really don't want to lose him.  He is amazing.  Treats me and my lil girl like nobody ever has and doesn't ask for anything in return.  He's happy just spending time together...don't have to spend money or anything just to be together.  So now all I have to do is figure out how to tell him how I truly feel about him.
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It thore out my heart,It shred it apart.I lost all my faith...I even lost trust. I miss all friends,I miss all thouse timesWhen happiness strived,When I felt so free. Now even when homeI cant get awayFrom all of that hazeAnd mud on face. I live with my guiltMy filthy old handsAre covered in bloodAnd scars cover heart. How do you explainThe war to some one?How can u tellThe loved ones your done? So dead on the inside,So thorn and so gone,So tired of pain,So sick of regrets. How do you explainThe death someone?How do you reclaimYour heart that's far gone? Pretend to be strong...While dieing inside.And being so tough...While feeling so gone. Pretending to laugh...While crying inside.Pretendin to beWhat they wonna see.
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Some people ask me how I can take in dogs, and give them to new homes. Just under 2 weeks ago I delivered a female dog to a couple from Pa. it was bittersweet. Betty had been with me for 6 months and yes I do grow attached, rather quickly! well I got up this morning to this email.. and this is how and why I do rescue Have to share - we had a great day with Betty! The company left this morning and we had a road trip to Scranton, about 45 minutes away. Of course, Betty went with us. Had lunch at a buffet and Boopster had a piece of bacon and a small taste of roast beef. By the way, she had a little turkey for Thanksgiving. But the greatest news of all is that when we got home and it was just us here in the house, Betty found her way out of the bedroom to the living room with us on her own and without coaxing. She was in and out - all on her terms of course - but she is definitely making progress. The best of all is that about an hour ago, she found her way up on the sofa with me and s
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How can you love me when I can not love you, How can you smile when I can not, How can you shed a tear for me when I can not cry for you, How can you laugh when I can not laugh with you Why do you love me Why do you smile at me Why do you cry for me Why do you laugh I am nothing I am not speical I am lost I am broken But yet you still stay But yet you take my hand But yet you wipe away my tears when i am sad But yet you still love me I want to love I want to laugh I want to cry I want to smile Can you teach me to love Can you teach me smile Can you teach me to cry Can you teach me to laugh If you can mend my broken soul I will be yours forever Caroline Morrison
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How do you get up every morning ready to face everything life throws at you when it seems everyday life is knocking you down..Where does the will come from?  Life wasnt supposed to be this hard.  I remember being told "dont worry once you leave HS everything will be different".  Nothing is different. Im still looked down upon by nearly everyone. Even those who call me friend just kick me. I just dont seem to be able to live up to everyones standards. I just cant do it.
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How is it that one day someone can tell you how much they love you and that they are so in love with you and the next day not say one word to you. Almost like they have fallen'off the face of the earth. Just don't understand it!
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How do u get over someone when u been with them for a long time? How do u watch movies that remind u of the old days with them? How do u sleep alone? How do u forget all the lil things? how do u forget the good and bad times u had with them? How? :'(  
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How do you pretend that you are happy that is over something that is totally tearing you up inside yet you have to *pretend* to be happy or you will push this person "YOUR KID" away? I cant really explain this right now, especially not right now, all I can say is this is tearing me up from the ground up! Yet nothing she is doing is really wrong......ugh I wish I could explain this more :(
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How proud I am Of all you are And all you do How rich I feel When meshed with you How strong I know Our love to be How lovely to be us You and Me
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as i sit herein the darkness all i can thinkis about you how could god take you from me how dare he take the one thing that meant everything to me how am i suppose to go on how am i suppose to breathe how am i suppose to live without you? you were my everything i lived FOR youi was suppose to protect you i was suppose to make you have a better life i was going to make your life more important than mine now how am isuppose to live without you? you were my everything how can i go on? how can i breathe how can i love? how can i be without you? what am i suppose to do?
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How do you forgive someone who has chosen drugs over thier family? How do you forgive someome one who said they would love only you for the rest of their life? Cheat???? How?
How?
How can you tell me you love then run the other way? How can you tell me you want me then constantly push me away? How can you tell me to be the girl you know and love but then treat me like I don't matter? How can you expect me to happy when you, my best friend, will barely speak to me? How do you expect me to fix the issue when you won't tell me what it is? How? Just how?
How A 7 Year Old Explains Sex
HOW 7 YR OLDS EXPLAIN SEX Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was g
How Are You About Sex.
You scored as Hot/hard. You love hard sex. You like it hot and fast. You love to scream and to listen to your partner scream. You'll go at it as fast as you can. Just make sure you don't go too hard for your partner, just because you can take it doesn't mean they can. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Hot/hard100%Passionate/wet100%Soft/slow65%Exciting/Exotic60%Shy/Sweet40%Awkward/New10%How are you about sex? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com
How A Girl Really Feels
Copied from the bulletin, but it is so true! When u break a girls heart, She still feels it when U run into each other 3 years later When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. Including you. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, She is wondering about things. Like if your deeply thinking about her, if you care for her at all, or how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine. When a girl stares at you, She is wondering why. Why you are the way you are, why things happened the way they did, and why she still cares. When a girl lays her head on your chest, She is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl says that she can't live without you, She has made up her mind that you are her future. When a girl says, "I miss you, " No one in this world can miss you more than that When a gi
How Are You At Love?
How You Are In Love You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time. You give and take equally in relationships. You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time. You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change. You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love?
How Are You In Bed?
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM100%Sex God90%A Romantic45%Virgin10%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
How American Are You?
You Are 78% American You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges. Tough and independent, you think big. You love everything about the US, wrong or right. And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you! How American Are You?
How Angry Are You
You Are 58% Angry Generally, you are not an angry person. But you're easily frustrated and enraged. You have one heck of a temper. And because of your anger, you tend to feel resentful and even spiteful. You already know how to quell your anger. You just need to do it more often. How Angry Are You?
How Are You Defined In A Sexual Dictionary?
Hazel -- [adjective]:Extremely dominant 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com OMG this is so true! But this is what happens when I type in my full name. Hazel Ice -- [adjective]:Tasting like strawberries 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com So I count as one of your daily recomended servings from the fruit and vegitable group. No fuck that, I an so good I cound as all the servings that you need. LOL. Why? Because I said so and you know how extremly dominant I am. ROTFLMAO!!!!
How Are You In Bed???
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM80%Sex God75%A Romantic65%Virgin45%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
How Are You In Bed????
You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.Sex God80%A Slave To BDSM65%A Romantic63%Virgin43%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
How Abnormal Are You?
You Are 56% Abnormal You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul. You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at high risk for having a social phobia. It is very likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement. You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.How Abnormal Are You?
How About This
ummmmmchill out and wait......lc is free why all yall bitching??
How About Them Padres!!
Well looks like we will be having Big Parties Here in San Diego! Everyone Loves A winner!
How About This?
Have A wonderful weekend!!
How Are You In Bed?
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM95%Sex God90%A Romantic48%Virgin35%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
How Are You In Love?
How You Are In LoveYou take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time.In relationships, you tend to be a bit selfish.You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard.How Are You In Love?
How Are You
This is just a couple things about me, I am single, have an 8 month old son, and am looking for new friends. If at all interested shout at me or leave me picture comments.
How Are You In Bed
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM85%Sex God75%A Romantic63%Virgin53%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
How Annoying!
Today was a test. I've keen keeping score...which I don't usually do. This is only ONE day. Visited Profiles - 84 Profile ratings given - 65 (I would rate more-but it only lets you do it once...ever) Profile ratings received - 2 (WTF??) Photo ratings given - 49 Photo ratings received - 6 Comments Left - 58 Comments received - 5 ***IN CONCLUSION*** People are being REALLY selfish. A little love goes a long way, ya know! Want to change my mind about the way things appear? Sin Twister @ LostCherry
How Are You!!
Sooooooo LC!! How are you doing out there!! Please!!!! Tell me Leave me a comment here.. Thanks you all very much!! Jeannie
How Are You In Love!!
How You Are In Love You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time. You give and take equally in relationships. You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time. You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change. You are fickle and tend to fall out of love easily. You bounce from romance to romance. How Are You In Love?
How Are You Doing In Bed?
You scored as Wow..Sex God!. Keep up the good work, maybe we'll meet sometime and have some awesome sex hahahaWow..Sex God!90%Youre a Kinky bastard80%Youre A Romantic70%Minute Man40%Virgin10%How are you doing in bed?created with QuizFarm.com
How Are You In Bed
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM100%Sex God80%A Romantic53%Virgin30%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
How Are You In Love?
How You Are In Love You fall in love quickly and easily. And very often. In relationships, you tend to be a bit selfish. You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time. You're secretly hoping your partner will change for you. You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love? hmmmmmmmm not sure if this is good or not *worried look*
How A Blonde Eats A Bananna
no offense to any blondes =) lol I am a blonde and I love bannannas!!!
How Are U In Bed
You scored as A Romantic. You're a romantic through and through. You may not ever have very many partners, but it's ok. You know that it's about the person who you're having it with, and that the sex is more of a fun biproduct - a very fun biprodict. You know how to make your partner happy, and that's what it's all about.A Romantic90%Sex God60%Virgin45%A Slave To BDSM35%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
How Are You In Bed?
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM95%Sex God73%A Romantic65%Virgin8%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
How Are You In Bed
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Romantic83%A Slave To BDSM83%Sex God68%Virgin28%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
How A Boy With Cystic Fibrosis Lived His Life
Who was Damien Storm? Damien was a courageous young man and talented writer who passed away at the age of 22 from cystic fibrosis, a fatal genetic disease that affects the lungs and digestive system. Damien has left a legacy for all of us: In his poems and short stories, and in the strength and courage that he showed by fighting cystic fibrosis until the very end. This web site represents just a small part of the legacy he left behind. Read on or click a link on the left to learn more about this inspirational fighter, writer, and philosopher. view guestbook | sign guestbook Damien with brother Dean in '94 Damien the Fighter When it came to fighting cystic fibrosis, Damien was an all-out warrior. He didn't let it stop him from graduating magna cum laude with a double major in philosophy and English at Towson University in 1997 or from working part-time at the Baltimore Times. He accomplished these feats in the last year of his life with 30 percent lung capac
How Are You Defined?
James -- [noun]:A person of questionable sanity who starts their own cult 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
How Are You In Bed
You scored as A Romantic. You're a romantic through and through. You may not ever have very many partners, but it's ok. You know that it's about the person who you're having it with, and that the sex is more of a fun biproduct - a very fun biprodict. You know how to make your partner happy, and that's what it's all about.A Romantic83%Sex God60%Virgin50%A Slave To BDSM28%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
How Are You In Bed??
You scored as A Romantic. You're a romantic through and through. You may not ever have very many partners, but it's ok. You know that it's about the person who you're having it with, and that the sex is more of a fun biproduct - a very fun biprodict. You know how to make your partner happy, and that's what it's all about.A Romantic78%Sex God68%A Slave To BDSM53%Virgin50%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
How Are You About Sex? (with Pics)
You scored as Passionate/wet. You are a passionate lover. You go with what feels good. Your passion might cause you get wet often even outside of sex but you channel your passion to where you can please your partner. You either have a lot of lust or you just love your partner truely. You can't keep you hands of them and they wouldn't have it any other way. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Passionate/wet75%Soft/slow60%Shy/Sweet60%Exciting/Exotic45%Hot/hard35%Awkward/New25%How are you about sex? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com
How Are You Going To Die?
You scored as Bomb. Your death will be by bombing. You will probably be an innocent bystander, not doing anything wrong and not a person who was targeted at, just in the wrong place at the wrong time.Suicide93%Bomb93%Disappear87%Posion67%Suffocated67%Stabbed60%Disease60%Gunshot47%Accident33%Eaten33%Drowning33%Natural Causes
How Are You In Bed?
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM90%Sex God88%A Romantic40%Virgin13%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
How Are You In Bed?
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM100%Sex God78%A Romantic45%Virgin10%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
How Am I In Bed?
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM90%Sex God85%A Romantic60%Virgin28%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
How Abnormal Are You?
You Are 20% Abnormal You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul. You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement. You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?
How American Are You?
You Are 83% American You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges. Tough and independent, you think big. You love everything about the US, wrong or right. And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you! How American Are You?
How A Blonde Eats A Banana
How About An Update
Well Y/yall, i made it on today but im not completely back yet i have moved to a small town called jefferson with my Gf Connie She is a truly wonderful Woman that im so lucky to have. W/we are working on getting into marshall, and getting on the net again. So yall keep me in your thoughts and i will be back. stacy
How Are Defined In A Sexual Dictinary
Naomi -- [noun]:An oral sex master 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
How Anti-abortion Activists Misrepresent The Biblical Record
One sided. That's the abortion stance of most Christians -- one sided. We hear the Christian Coalition speak against abortion. We hear Focus on the Family tell Republican candidates it will not support them unless they state their opposition to abortion. We hear Operation Rescue's Christian members praying God will turn back the clock and make abortion illegal again. Over and over we are bombarded with the "Christian" perspective that abortion is outright wrong, no exceptions. With all these groups chanting the same mantra, there must be some pretty overwhelming biblical evidence of abortion's evil, right? Wrong. In reality there is merely overwhelming evidence that most people don't take time to read their own Bibles. People will listen to their pastors and to Christian radio broadcasters. They will skim through easy-to-read pamphlets and perhaps look up the one or two verses printed therein, but they don't actually read their Bibles and make up their own minds on issues such as
How Are You In Bed
You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.Sex God93%A Slave To BDSM85%A Romantic43%Virgin8%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
How Are You In Bed?
You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.Sex God100%A Slave To BDSM95%A Romantic60%Virgin25%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
How A 7 Year Old Explains Sex
Little Melvin was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Ramy, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Melvin described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty
How Are You In Love?
How You Are In Love You fall in love quickly and easily. And very often. You tend to take more than give in relationships. You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time. You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change. You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love?
How About A Little On Satanism Now?
as found on various parts of : http://www.churchofsatan.com/home.html The Nine Satanic Statements from The Satanic Bible, ©1969 by Anton Szandor LaVey [français] 1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence! 2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams! 3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit! 4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates! 5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek! 6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires! 7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all! 8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification
How A 7b Year Old Explains S3x
HOW A 7 Y3AR OLD 3XPLAiNS S3X HAHA how sex really happens.. (this is fuckin great!!) This is how a kid explains sex... Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor
How Angry Are You?
You Are 82% Angry You are a very angry person - and you might not realize it. While you may think that you're bitter, depressed, or bad tempered... What you're really feeling is anger. While you may not need anger management, you may need some therapy! How Angry Are You?
How Abnormal I Am
You Are 28% Abnormal You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul. You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement. You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?
How Are You In Bed?
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM83%Sex God75%A Romantic60%Virgin33%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
How A 7 Year Old Explain Sex
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pret
How Are You In Bed?
You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.Sex God85%A Slave To BDSM75%A Romantic48%Virgin30%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
How Are You In Bed
You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.Sex God80%A Slave To BDSM80%A Romantic55%Virgin30%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
How Are You In Love
How You Are In Love You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time. You tend to take more than give in relationships. You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time. You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change. You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love?
How American Are You?
You Are 76% American You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges. Tough and independent, you think big. You love everything about the US, wrong or right. And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you! How American Are You?
How Are You In Bed?
You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.Sex God95%A Romantic60%A Slave To BDSM58%Virgin0%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
How Am I Supposed To Feel
i type this because my emotions are running wild. day started with anticipation, was expecting a phone call for an interview for a job in lincoln, ne, so i couldn't wait till the appointed time (which was 3:30pm)it was a nice day, so i put up some christmas lights, getting ready for the season. Time comes, have the interview. I am thinking the interview went well, i remembered all the interview points from my personal development classes in college, so i kept driving about skill and other bullshit you do at interviews, reinforce skills, experience, yada yada, i think i scored in an unexpected way cause the guy who was interviewing me, was not a lincoln native himself, also, and when asked what i liked about the city, was its outstanding network of bike paths, over 75 miles on 8 trails, i think they could hear the passion in my voice, i love it there! but i gotta hang out a little longer, have to do it again, but this time bone up on the company more, hell, i've submitted so many resum
How Are You About Sex?
You scored as Exciting/Exotic. Your exciting and exotic. You like to keep things interesting. You never try the same thing twice. Mixing it up is what you love to do, it keeps them coming back for more. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Exciting/Exotic100%Passionate/wet95%Hot/hard70%Soft/slow35%Shy/Sweet35%Awkward/New5%How are you about sex? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com
How A Woman Changes The Oil
Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change $20.00 Coffee $1.00 Total $21.00
How A Man Changes The Oil
1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00. 2) Stop by 7/11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20, drive home. 3) Open a beer and drink it. 4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. 5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car. 6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it. 7) Place drain pan under engine. 8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench. 9) Give up and use crescent wrench. 10) Unscrew drain plug. 11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in the process. Cuss. 12) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil. 13) Have another beer while watching oil drain. 14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench. 15) Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and tw
How American Are You?
You Are 83% American You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges. Tough and independent, you think big. You love everything about the US, wrong or right. And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!How American Are You?
How Are We Going To Feed, Clothe & House All Of Those People ?
We seriously need to discuss this critical problem of OVER POPULATION now.
How About A Sexy Cherry Contest?
I am wanting to have a sexy cherry contest here and let the sexy ladies of Cherry Tap get rated... I will create a seperate gallery and let everyone rate and comment them. The lady with the most ratings wins a $25.00 Prize!!! Do we have any takers? Ladies? Just drop me an Private Message if you are interested in being entered.
How Are You In Bed
Tell me what you are and how you do what do lol are you a freak or a Geek do you like it hard and ruff or do you like it slow and soft
How A Dusty Phone Nearly Set Off A War
Those who knew my father know that he prized honesty and was not given to embellishment - unless he was kidding or weaving an elaborate joke. His stories were either "true," because they actually happened, or "good," because they were shocking, bizarre, improbable. However, those who know him also know he made it difficult for others to distinguish between "true" and "good," in a couple of ways. First, Henry Lee was trickster-sly, handsome, adventurous and masterful. Second, he told all stories, "true" and "good," in the same offhand, matter-of-fact, unmodulated manner. The story you are about to read is my father's. He told it to me over light coffee and Dutch Masters cigars at a nursing home in Tampa, where he was patiently awaiting death. I preserve it here in the first person, and believe it to be both true and good. * * * The time was the Cuban Missile Crisis, October 22, 1962. We had just come to McGuire Air Force Base in New Jersey. I was supervising air traffic cont
How Are You Getting Your "freak" On??
Whenever I have heard this phrase, I always associated it with sex....but, the Ellen Digeneres Show demonstrated that this isn't always so.... she freaked out an audience member with a new hybrid car.... she freaked another audience member with tickets to the Grammy Show this coming weekend... she freaked out other people taking a tour and ended up on the show... she freaked Teri Hatcher out by doing a line dance with the Achy-Breaky Heart song... and so much more. In July's issue of Redbook Magazine, they have an article about actress, Rosie Perez, entitled "the parts you play to survive" who had been raised poor and had to play the babysitter for the kids while their Mom was working and sooo much more. She points out that "[w]hen I was 28, my now ex-husband dragged me to therapy because, as he put it: 'When you're at home, you're so loving and cuddly. I wish everyone else could see that side of you, not just the walls.' At that point in my life, the walls were more plaste
How Am I In Bed ?!
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM100%Sex God80%A Romantic53%Virgin0%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
How Am I In Bed
You scored as A Romantic. You're a romantic through and through. You may not ever have very many partners, but it's ok. You know that it's about the person who you're having it with, and that the sex is more of a fun biproduct - a very fun biprodict. You know how to make your partner happy, and that's what it's all about.A Romantic73%Sex God70%A Slave To BDSM58%Virgin35%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
How Are You About Love
You scored as Lust. Sounds more like lust than love. You seem to want to get in bed with them and you seem to want them based mostly on looks. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Lust63%Passionate Lover50%Shy44%Ture Love44%Loveless31%How are you about love? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com
"how A Seven Year Old Explains Sex"
HOW A SEVEN YEAR OLD EXPLAINS SEX How a seven year old explains sex Litttle Ramy was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Ramy, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, RAMY described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have troub
How Awesome.
the father and mother of my goddaughter Dorthy asked me to be the best man at there wedding. i'm happy. i said yes.
How Are You In Bed
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.Sex God88%A Slave To BDSM88%A Romantic58%Virgin45%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com hmmm slave???????? gigles maybe to right person!
How About It Friends
Needs comments to help me get a platinum Cherry. Click on picturre and your there. Many thanks
How Am I?
If you came this far, Go ahead and Tell me how Im doing as a friend. What would you like to know. Or what ever comes to mind.I am tring to get more points like evry one else, but, I know I am not perfect. So, Help me help my self and you. Tell me what you think I need to know. Advice or other wise. Leave me a msg. Thank you. Falcon69**Missing Aeliyah**@ CherryTAP
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How American Are You?
You Are 91% American You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges. Tough and independent, you think big. You love everything about the US, wrong or right. And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you! How American Are You?
How A Woman's Brain Works
Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works? Well....it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration: ? ?? Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved. Good thing a man's brain requires only two balls. hehe, brilliant, i could watch this for hours.. facinating
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