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Horns Up!!!!
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Horny
So, I am in a really self-serving mood and want to fuck a lot. I don't want a relationship, I just want to have sex with a lot of people. So if you want to do the nasty with me, hit me up.
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Just because I like to spank or my cock that I yank You call me a Horny Devil? Just because I've looked at porn you narrow your eyes and scorn and call me a Horny Devil? Well just remember this my dear you get horny when you drink beer then who's the Horny Devil? Do you recall the pool table balls and the things we did along the wall? We were definetly Horny Devils. I can't help that I get turned on by the sight of a woman in a thong. I turn into a Horny Devil Something is to be said about a woman in red is she a Horny Devil? Watching you suck my cock Your in that lingerie that I bought I'm a Happy Horny Devil I have a cock that likes to rise I guess I proclaim my demise I am a Horny Devi
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Horny Hikers
Horny Hikers by Babs aka Sondra Dina was napping in the tent while Ron was out for a walk along one of the nature trails along the edge of the mountain they were camping on. They had had a rough night as the temperature had taken a sudden drop and they couldn’t get warm. The sun had warmed the area quite nicely, not too hot nor too cool, so a hike was in order. They had gotten up early and built a fire to warm up by. It was now mid afternoon and Ron was enjoying a little free time while Dina rested. As she lay sleeping in the tent, fully naked, Ron had met up with some other hikers along the trail and struck up a conversation, making friends quickly with them before heading back to his and Dina’s campsite. He hoped Dina was still sleeping and having sweet, sexy dreams. Dina was doing just that when Ron arrived back at camp. He unzipped the tent flap slowly, wishing to not wake Dina, and crawled inside next to her. He had stripped off his clothes before entering the tent an
Horny
I want sex this weekend. I want to go out and have fun if I'm not working. I want to have lots of sex.
Horny As Hell
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open your legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happened If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You don't multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style and 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! roses are nice violets are fine. i'll be the six if you be the nine. eat me beat me bite me blow me fuck me suck me very slowly if you
Horny
just broke up with the ex anyone wanna have a good time let me know!!!!
The Horniest Slut
I love my boyfriend Hardy, I really do. He's very sweet and caring. My only complaint is his strong ability to deny me satisfaction. Don't get me wrong, he wants to please me, it's just that his appetite isn't quite compatible with mine. Take Thursday night for example. I was in a very dirty mood. I told him how hot I was for him and I did a sexy dance to put him in the mood. He seemed very comfortable. Then, we had sex one time and he fell asleep. One time. One time! That is not enough. I don't need a man who can go all night, but one time is definitely not satisfactory. I tried my very best to fall asleep. I heard him breathing softly at my back. I turned around to look at him. He looked so peaceful and restful. He had such a clean, good mind. I lifted his hand and kissed it. He was my man and I was very grateful to have him. Unfortunately, my needs... I left the room and went into the living room. I lied fast-down on the couch and took matters into my own hands. I must'v
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Horny...well Yes I Am! ! ! ! !
I would have to say I am a typical male. As typical as they come. I think about sex a lot:) Call me a pig or whatever you want. The way I view women sometimes is the same way I view cars. You see I love cars and would like to drive every nice looking car I see....Are you following me on this?? If not I will talk/type slower. I see a nice looking women and I think my land!! What would it be like to be with her? I bet she has a nice pair of tits under that sweater she's wearing. And those jeans hug her hips and that ASS!! Man, what I wouldn't do to get into those jeans. I wonder if she is wearing panties or not? I wonder? Are they thongs you think? Surely this hot looking women isn't the type to wear the old "granny panties". Maybe I wrong..but I think that is what separates us men from women. We think like dogs...and women...well we don't know what the hell they are thinking. They could be thinking about the next shoe sale and how they can afford to get as many pairs as possible.
~ Horny Sensations ~
~Right at this moment? I’m thinking about how much I’d love to hook my fingers into your panties, ease them aside and then circle the tip of my tongue around the very edges of your anus … trace that delicately crinkled rosebud very, very slowly while I’m working the pad of my thumb back and forth across your clitoris … or perhaps while I’m easing two of my fingers inside your wetness so as to fuck you. Have you any idea how horny that makes me? ~Tell me... The thought of all those sensations … I’m wondering if it’s possible for me to become any Harder… ~I’d certainly enjoy being afforded the opportunity to make you Wetter. Really.... ~You know I would. Let's Grind...... ~Think of my cock when I’m aroused. Have you any idea how badly I want to give it to you? When I look at your photographs, I visualize myself slipping my cockhead between your lips, into the portal of your cunt, easing it very deliberately inside you, slowly, so slowly, every fraction of an inch
~horney Sensations ~
What are you thinking about? ~Right at this moment? I’m thinking about how much I’d love to hook my fingers into your panties, ease them aside and then circle the tip of my tongue around the very edges of your anus … trace that delicately crinkled rosebud very, very slowly while I’m working the pad of my thumb back and forth across your clitoris … or perhaps while I’m easing two of my fingers inside your wetness so as to fuck you. Have you any idea how horny that makes me? ~Tell me. The thought of all those sensations … I’m wondering if it’s possible for me to become any Harder… ~I’d certainly enjoy being afforded the opportunity to make you wetter. Really.... ~You know I would. ~Think of my cock when I’m aroused. Have you any idea how badly I want to give it to you? When I look at your photographs, I visualise myself slipping my cockhead between your lips, into the portal of your cunt, easing it very deliberately inside you, slowly, so slowly, every fraction of
Horny Jack-a-lantern
Horny Jack-a-lantern I am your horny jack-a-lantern. I am total nude throughout the whole set. This is a WAM set. I am very messy and horny. Cum see what I used for a toy. I need your hard cock in the mouth of this jack-a-lantern. It is open wide and waiting for you. I had so much fun doing this set for you. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. The holidays are just around the corner. If you have a fun set you would like me to do please email me and I will do my best to get it up for you. Don't forget to check out my videos. Lots more to cum next month. XOXO Love XOXO Exotic Flame -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame http://www.southern-charms4.com/exoticflame/main.htm
Horney White Boy Lol.
Ok, so this guy out of the blue, messages me in my Shoutbox. Now he was a bit of a freak lol. But I just fucked with him a lil bit. My friend Sin did too lol. Oh my did we have a blast. So here is the convo, read from bottom up! touchy&feely: ooh come on ->touchy&feely: idk touchy&feely: i c when im there wat will happen ->touchy&feely: nope touchy&feely: hope ur not haven an orgy ->touchy&feely: oh fuck yea touchy&feely: am i a turn on lol ->touchy&feely: what? LOL touchy&feely: am i a turn ok lol ->touchy&feely: well thank you touchy&feely: all i will do is just lick ur face cuse its hot ->touchy&feely: lol alright then touchy&feely: ya 2 soon 4 that ->touchy&feely: that's fine lol touchy&feely: ok not trying to get into ur panties ok ->touchy&feely: no. I was having a bad day, and you made me smile lol. Thanks touchy&feely: i c ewwie rite ->touchy&feely: lol not at all. I've heard a LOT worse from creepy guys lol. It was a sweet though lol touchy
Horny Angel! 12/21/08-01/19/09
The Lovely and Sensual HornyAngel owns my a$$ and I like it! Everyone please go show her lots of fu-love, she deserves it and is absolutely worth it! Fan/Add/Rate and Bling the Hell out of her! You won't be disappointed, trust me. ;) ~Click the picture below to go to her sexy profile!~
Horny
Sexy Story He had never felt quite like this before. Since waking up from a troubled sleep a vaguely defined image of someone – female – kept flashing through his mind. He could tell little about her beyond the fact that she turned him on in a way he had never experienced before. She was attractive, around 30 or so (his own age), and had shoulder length dark hair worn in a gentle upsweep. He was filled with both longing and lust, a gentle but persistent ache for her such that he coasted through his day in a kind of erotic fugue state. In a daze he drove uptown for dinner that evening and quickly found himself in a strange neighborhood. He looked around at the quaint turn-of the-century brick and masonry buildings and knew he was lost – utterly. Not a thing was familiar except the English language on signs and buildings. The streets were cobblestoned and narrow, the street lighting ornate with wrought-iron swirls. An attractive neighborhood to be sure, but one he never knew e
The Horn Of Plenty And My Kids Ready To Grant An Interview
“The royal dinners at Versailles may have had glitzier place settings, but Louis XVI would gaze enviously at the food in a middle-class home or restaurant today: kiwifruits from New Zealand, South African peppers, Thai pineapples, Italian gelato. He’d be amazed, too, at the way we take fresh produce, fish, and meat for granted in every season. The king’s subjects, of course, would be even more envious. France was one of the world’s richest countries in the late 18th century, but the average Frenchman consumed less than 2,000 calories per day – about the same level as people in the world’s poorest countries consumed in the middle of the 20th century. Today, the typical person in a poor country consumes 2,700 calories daily, a nutritional improvement made possible by farmers growing more food at lower cost. While the occasional food shortage or price spike grabs our attention, the long-range trend is what really matters. While incomes have risen since 1950, the inflation-adjust
Horny
PLEASE RATE THIS FOR ME!   Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?"The other replies, "Oh sure I do."The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"
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Horny And Wet
I fuckin lied, deal with it.   Sooo, I went to drop off some hotel guests at work in the morning in a shuttle, and got a lil lost in a corporate parking lot. When I came out, I was in a parking lot of a Bears training facility.  I dunno how. It took forever to gtfo there, but I had no idea it was that close.  
Horny?!
I want pic suggestions and outfit suggestions for new pics that i'm gonna take in a few hours.. Both SFW and NSFW. Tell me your idea and if I use it, you will get a special pic of it with a salute. So come on people, this will be fun.   Xoxo Annipoo
Horney
Im horney 4 only 1 man. He got me off 15 times last night and never even touched me. LOL. Damn he is good.I had the best time ever last night. WE talked all night and it was amasing. I have never gotten off that many times in a row with out being touched. A year is jus to damn long to go without. Guess who it is  
Horns
So I think I am growing a horn on my nose....I woke up this morning to a giant scab right on the end...What happened? I don't know! I may be morphing into an unsightly creature...So watch out! Anyways, the 3 year anniversary of joining Fubar is tomorrow...I feel like I should do something special...but what? Idk again...*sigh* Is it bedtime now?
Horned Animals
Horned Animals The horned animal may represent a male power figure in your life, or, if the horn is nonsensical, it may be a displacement of another person's power (or your perception of unearned power that is being wielded by another). The goal is to discern your feelings about the animal and whether you see any relationship between the animal and individuals in your waking life. If the horned animal is a nonsense creation, such as a horned dog, it may indicate sexual tension in a relationship. Do you feel as though someone close to you has mixed motives for being in a relationship with you? Another scenario is feeling threatened by another's power to impale you. You may sense this as being a sort of sexual-penetration anxiety, but the general indication of power and intimidation is more satisfactory
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Horny Days
Don't you always hate those days that your just extremely horny and there isnt anything you can do about? It seems even if you fuck or masterbate, that 5 min later you want more and it seems to go on all day long and you think to yourself wtf is wrong with me lol. I may be the only who gets this horny on somedays lol idk.
Horny And Wet
I fuckin lied. I am so tired, and was supposed to go grocery shopping this morning. But somehow my ass has generated a powerful gravitational pull, and I just cant lift it up and drag it over there. So I might just vegetate and soil myself in process.
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All I could think of was she looked even better in person. Face like a doll, body of my dreams, and eyes that make your heart stop. We smiled and hugged, she felt so good in my arms, so soft and warm. She smelled wonderful, good enough to eat. She looked up at me and I leaned in and kissed her. Her full wonderful lips felt so good. We kissed softly at first then slowly deeper, I could taste her now, our tongues danced together. I felt her hips push into me and her amazing breasts smash into my body. We knew right away we needed some privacy. We walked away thinking the same thing. Along the way we slipped into a deserted alleyway. I pulled her close and kissed her hard, my hands moving over her ass cheeks in big circles pulling them apart then pushing them together. I kissed the side of her neck just under her ear and traced my way down. “ I want you so bad “ I whisper. She lets out a low moan. My fingers trace there way down between her cheeks and feel her warmth, its damp
Horndogs, Horncats
Why are there horndogs, but not horncats?
The Horns Test
You Believe That You're Powerful You may not be the most courageous person, but you are able to get what you want from others. Whether you're manipulating, persuading, or inspiring, people just seem to want to follow you anywhere. You respect people who have more power than you. You know it's not easy to move up in the world. You have no respect for anyone who accepts his low position in life. There's no excuse for weakness. The Horns Test Blogthings: Cheaper Than a Therapist
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Horny Men And Honesty, Never The Twain Shall Meet.
It's one of those days when I have nothing better to do so you're fuckin' stuck with me.  I am totally not sure what this fuBar thing is supposed to be here for.  It is a community of people more in tune with my world than, say, disney.com or Face-everybody-is-so-silly-book.  Some of the folks here are all involved and shit.  They have time, I guess, like people on Facebook play those dorky games like the Mafia shit or the totally weird farm thing.  Odd.  But Fubar also seems like one of those predator kind of places where horny people look for screws and lonely women hope they'll find Mr. Right. What really fucking befuddles and amuses me, in a sad sort of way, is how predatory and totally dumbass men troll women's pages and dump 11's and make assinine comments like "you're beautiful" and "you're hot" and shit like that when it's a total fucking lie.  No, really, I am not insulting the women but ragging on the men for being such cads and dickheads.  Jeezus, a woman knows a fuzzy, po
Horndogs
Are people, especially men, so horny, they don't look at the gender if there is a pretty woman as a default?
Horned Up
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Horny Devil
Just because I like to spank or my cock that I yank You call me a Horny Devil?   Just because I've looked at porn you narrow your eyes and scorn and call me a Horny Devil?   Well just remember this my dear you get horny when you drink beer then who's the Horny Devil?   Do you recall the pool table balls and the things we did along the wall? We were definetly Horny Devils.   I can't help that I get turned on by the sight of a woman in a thong. I turn into a Horny Devil   Something is to be said  about a woman in red is she a Horny Devil?   Watching you suck my cock Your in that lingerie that I bought I'm a Happy Horny Devil   I have a cock that likes to rise I guess I proclaim my demise I am a Horny Devil
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My friends! Please watch out for this horny old pervert stalking women and calling them names. I have blocked him and reported him to fubar for his insane behavior! Next time he'll think twice before he crosses the wrong female. rocknray@ fubar
Horney
I am very horny a ms gave my pussy a clean shave! Anyone want it?
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In feeling horney! Can someone send me a pick of there dick or pussy or boobs please
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AMAZINGLY ACCURATE Whatever you do, don't cheat! CHINESE HOROSCOPE : THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON, WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE IN THE CHINESE NEW YEAR FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS - DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT. THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL NO CHEATING !!!! THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY 1st. Get PEN and PAPER 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON`T READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. 2. BESIDE the NUM
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LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)-- If you fuck up just once with a Leo...That's IT. Don't be expecting them to take you back. They are not willing victims, after all, they CHOSE you...you screwed up? They can UN-Choose you just the same. They live for Menage a Trois...or Qua...or Cinco....anything in a group is okay as long as they are in the middle. Leos also like bubble baths. Once you start with a Leo...do not think you can just turn their emotions on or off like a switch...they demand satisfaction. NOW. All the stress in the world ends up in the Leo neck...They need neckrubs...they feel like they have the entire weight of the world on their head. If its kinky, a Leo has probably done it..You know Madonna's a LEO, right? She masters the Madonna/Whore/Goddess thing pretty well, huh? I wonder why? Could it be cause shes a fuckin' LEO? yep. Valmont was probably a Leo. They probably have the movie at home. Get out your furry gloves and faux mink whips for this kitten. they love soft floggers
Horoscope For Oct. 17
Here is your horoscope for Tuesday, October 17: You've spent so much time focused on getting ahead and on your personal life -- you need to take time just for you. Do something goofy and energetic, and give yourself the freedom to make mistakes (and therefore have fun).
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Naughty Horoscopes... Aries (March 21-April 19) LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever. Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people fucking. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a Violet Wand before it was popular. They are also Sadists. The best gift to give an Aries is designer colored nylon rope in their favorite color. Th
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scorpio...but seriously when are we gonna see some real discriptions on here? For the most part I have to agree with this one. Few corrections though...not sexi...more like an illusion. Bit of magic mushrooms mixed with playfulness. I seriously can be mean. Just my nature...some call it bitchy. Intelligent...yes...if u consider being a plethera of useless info intelligent. Otherwise, please don't ask me about anything relevant.....you will just get a blank stare and a giggle. Energetic...hmmmm?...depends in which context the energy is being exerted. Predict future?....at times I do...(seriously)....however, I am consumed with self doubt and ignore the wispers of the universe. Therefore I am always kicking myself for not writing such predictions down. Most erotic (freak in the bed) ...you want a resume????? I can tell u I am definately a freak. Great kisser..I have been told....If you don't believe me, here is her number 215-618-1505. Call it!...Always get what they want...hmmm...If tha
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ARIES MARCH 21 – APRIL 20 Nothing seems to ruffle you more than a lack of discipline, disloyalty and decorum. But Arians are also known to go into a rage very easily when challenged. Those of you who have been on the receiving end of the Aries temper know that if not calmed down they can even get violent. But one thing is certain if the opponent remains calm and does not react to their outburst, Arians cool down very fast. They are also the first to apologize, which makes them easier to forgive. TAURUS APRIL 21 – MAY 20 You are generally quiet and have control over your emotions. It is difficult to predict what will upset you, so when you do lose your cool, people don’t know how to react. Your temper is like that of a raging bull, and anyone trying to pacify you will be the first one to get a verbal bashing. You generally get upset when you are concerned or when people accuse you of doing something wrong. You also hate being reminded about mistakes you’ve made in the past. You
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VIRGO: This is the MOST confused sign on the planet. This sign is pretty realistic: No Frills. They love to fuck in showers not because it's kinky...but because of hygenic reasons...they are big into sanitary issues. Every Virgo I have ever met has issues...always going back to hygiene. They have to arrange time in their busy scheduals to have sex...But when a reservation is made...You had better be there on time, if not a little early. With flowers. And Clean. Virgos want to make their partner happy. That's it. USUALLY. You will always get a freaky Virgo. Even so, they will TRY to get YOU to cum. And if they can't make you cum, they will buy someone or something that will.they love to make their partner happy. Yes you read that right. They LIVE to masturbate...whether its you rubbing them, them rubbing you...them rubbing against your fox fur coat...whatever! they are very sexual people. usually always horny.!!!Some Virgos WANT to be punished. They will do naughty things to be caug
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Aries (March 21- April-19) LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever. Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people fucking. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a Violet Wand before it was popular. They are also Sadists. The best gift to give an Aries is designer colored nylon rope in their favorite color. They live to tease and
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Daily Extended This day is loaded with intensity for you, and if you're not careful, it could be somewhat confusing. Every time you make eye contact with someone, you'll sense a deeply meaningful subtext. Does this glance mean something important? It's crucial that you keep your imagination from running too wild today, because you're likely to see hidden messages where none exist. Enjoy the strength of your connections today, but try to take them at face value. Single's Love Your confidence is awfully alluring and it enables you to engage all sorts of people in all sorts of conversations. Smile, say 'hi' and ask a funny, unusual question -- plenty of time for 'what do you do?' later. Couple's Love Your intensity is going to be a thrill for your sweetie -- but potentially exhausting for both of you. Don't let that stop you, though, because you need to express yourself honestly.
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your daily horoscope - capricorn Figure out what you want, because there's a good chance that you'll get it. It's important to know the difference between material gain and truly worthy goals. Sometimes they're the same, but sometimes they're not.
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Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 23)-- Let the games begin! Libra will try anything once. Twice to make sure they liked it. Three times to be absolutely sure. Do not touch a Libra's head during oral sex...that may work with an Aries, but not here. Libras LOVE giving oral - They LOVE getting it , too. But don't feel like they get enough...too bad, because they sure as hell are getting enough of everything else. They will buy toys to make YOU use it on THEM. Libras are mental creatures that believe in living and fulfilling fantasies that they haven't done in real life...which is rare because they have done almost EVERYTHING. They have no problem sploshing. To them, sitting in a pie COULD be fun. Porn? Bring it on! Sex, video AND food? ALRIGHT! They are heavily exhibitionistic by accident. They are accident prone, they lose bras, underware, condoms....they also accidentally end up in bed with people. Amazing how THAT works! They like to cross dress. Both sexes do this quite well, actually. Male
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We'll see about this.... (Capricorn) Daily Overview March 06, 2007 It's time to clear the air. Once your feelings are out in the open, you can stop holding your breath and get on with the business of living your life. Your loved ones will be grateful you had the courage to speak.
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If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!! The answers are at the bottom. 1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow ? 2. Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, black or white? 5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours 6. Your favorite number? 7. Do you like California or Florida more? 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? 9. Write down a wish (a realistic one). When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) Answers 1. If you choose: Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - You are conservative and aggressive. Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to tho
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I can’t believe when you meet someone, some people still ask ‘what’s your sign? ‘What’s your sign?’ - how dated is that? Going to ask me if I was at Woodstock too, hippie? It’s stupid - like everyone born within an entire month of me is exactly the same. I was talking to one girl - every bit of conversation would go straight back to that. “You like movies , you drink Miller Lite, you wear a watch? - That is so Scorpio. Looking like you want to slap me to shut me up - totally Scorpio.” Stop saying that! She was so annoying…. I almost didn’t sleep with her. Then the next morning - “Are you going to call me?” Well, I would, but you know us Scorpios.
4/20 Horoscope
Unconditional love is like a classic car: It never goes out of style. But you can fall out of practice. You have to train yourself to love people with a boundless sense of compassion. Why not practice it on yourself first?
Horoscope For Saturday !!!!
A loved one tells you that it's time to get some fun into your life. It's easy to get caught up in the rhythm of work, work, work, but this person shows you what's really important. Listen to this advice and follow it. This come one day before my Birthday......
Horoscope - Cherry Tap For April 23
THIS WAS MY POSTED HOROSCOPE ON CHERRY TAP FOR APRIL 23, 2007. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT TYPE OF PERSON I AM. NO MATTER HOW HARD THE TASK, OR THE PROBLEM IN FRONT OF ME, I PUSH PAST WITH MY INNER STRENGTH. HOROSCOPE: Strength and confidence are two of your greatest assets, especially when it comes to tackling challenges that fall in your path. You're more than prepared for the task -- let your humor and patience do the rest.
Horoscope~ Aries
Relying on others isn't exactly part of your usual MO, but you need a third party's advice right now. This person has much more perspective on a tricky topic than you do. Their point of view could be immensely helpful. This is exactly what we are going through right now, trying to decide whether to have hubby change jobs, and for me to go to work or not, LOL
Horoscope April 30,2007
Your impulses tell you to do one thing, but the more calculating side of you says there's a smarter, smoother route. Get quiet and listen to your guiding voice. There's a middle way. If only I could shut mey mouth and listen to that wonderful guiding voice life would be so much easier.
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This is my horoscope for today... Hmmmmm
Horoscope For Gemini May 1st (so True 4 Me)
Surrender the wheel to the universe and you might find that your destination is a lot more fun. Funnily enough, the ride there becomes a lot smoother too. Trust in the process and you'll soon see results.
Horoscope! Great Timing!
Below is the daily horoscop that I got today, just as a person that I thought was a friend and brought drama into my life tried to message me saying that she missed me! She knows who she is and some of you may know her and her insecure unfaithful boyfriend too! I won't name names though. Daily Horoscope: Scorpio For May 2,2007 Go ahead and lick your wounds. When you're ready to heal, you'll know. A well-meaning friend might be trying to get you back on the horse, but you know it's not the right time just yet. Listen to those instincts.
Horoscope May 6,2007
Daily Horoscope: Libra For May 6,2007 Stop kicking yourself over something you had no control over. Just sit down and deal with the ramifications. Once you do, you'll realize that there's no point in assigning blame. You've learned your lesson. Now move on. ***** ok so my thinking and reasoning on this is as fallowed , due to everything thats happened in my life that i usually end up kicking myself over,"even if it's not my fault or not something i did," i can relate to this and have found myself within this issue so in hinesight of it i can agree and disagree all at once . Although i know deep inside im not at fault or to blam i still end up punishing myself due to the disappointment or hurt others go through due to it. But also on the apposing side of it i can fully understand the pain they endure due to it , so in sight of it all if you allow yourself to be beaten up over something weather its is your doing or not , make sure its worth the self punishment your give yo
Horoscope Of The Day- I'm A Pisces!!
VIRGO - The One that Waits Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring, smart, loud, loyal, easy to talk to, Everything you ever wanted, easy to please, the one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. SCORPIO - The Addict EXTREMELY adorable, intelligent, loves to joke, very good sense of humor, energetic, predict future, GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive, easy going, loves being in long relationships, talkative, romantic, caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward. LIBRA - The Lame One Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet, however not the kind of person you want to mess with you might end up crying. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. ARIES - The Liar Outgoing, lovable, spontaneous, not one to mess with. Funny, excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable, loves rela
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Surface appearances might be pretty trivial in the long term. When you take a step back and look at the grand scheme, you realize how much more there is to the situation than you initially realized. Dig deeper.
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Being a masochist stinks, especially when it's happening over a situation you've encountered before. However, the stars say your luck is about to change if you're willing to own up to your part in what's happened. thought this was funny seemings how i'm supposed to go to church (HA!!!!!) and have marrital councelling with a man that won't let me have my divorce a man that is so delusional, he actually thinks he stands any hope of ever being aloud back into my life again. maybe he should have thought twice before becoming violent
Horoscope For May 10, 2007
Daily Horoscope: Libra For May 10,2007 Look into your heart for answers. There's more evidence in there than you realized. While the tangible facts are easy to weigh, it's the more ephemeral matters that really count in a situation like this. Inquire within.
Horoscope May 11, 2007
Being a masochist stinks, especially when it's happening over a situation you've encountered before. However, the stars say your luck is about to change if you're willing to own up to your part in what's happened.
Horoscope May 11, 2007
Waiting, wishing and hoping are all fun as hobbies, but they can get pretty frustrating if no action is taken. It's time to get grounded and figure out a game plan so you can get there instead of fantasizing about it.
Horoscope 5/11/07
Waiting, wishing and hoping are all fun as hobbies, but they can get pretty frustrating if no action is taken. It's time to get grounded and figure out a game plan so you can get there instead of fantasizing about it.
Horoscope.... For May 12, 2007
Find a way to talk about what's in your heart in an amusing, original and interesting way. Subverting cliches is one of the keys to sustaining love. You've got what it takes if you just let go a little bit.
Horoscope May 12, 2007
Start rethinking your attitude toward a situation that you thought was on its way out; it might be renewed. The stars say your creative juices are flowing and you'll know how to solve the problems that stymied you before. This is just getting freaky they've all been on the ball the last couple of days.
Horoscope May 13, 2007
Some changes are coming your way when it comes to this funny thing called love -- especially regarding those rules you thought were etched in stone. This is a great thing: You can kick old habits that were holding you back. OMG! OMG! OMG! This is begining to freek me out just a little bit!
Horoscope 5/13/2007
Sometimes the real meaning isn't in the words that are spoken between two parties. Instead, it lies in what goes unsaid. Listen to vocal tones, the conversational pace, the body language. Speaking can only do so much.
Horoscope May 13, 2007
Figuring out what makes you happy is tough, but figuring out what makes someone else happy is next to impossible -- and will drive you nuts. So put down this task and do something that is easier and more enjoyable. -This is easier said than done!
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I don't believe in horoscopes. Most of the time they could apply to anyone,.. no matter what sign. I should listen to mine for today... So door number one didn't work out. What about what's behind doors number two, three, four, five -- you're getting the picture, right? There are an infinite number of possibilities available if you let yourself see them.
Horoscope For 5/18/07
"It's easy to start judging yourself by the world's standards, but it's ultimately unsatisfying -- like eating a whole bunch of cookies and then wondering why your body feels so lousy. Set your own rules and play by them." "Heh." Shall no longer be an expression I will use. It's vague and meaningless. As for setting my own standards... I am quite skilled in this arena. But then again, I make the rules. So I sure as shit better be. Practice. Makes perfect.
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Are you spending time with this person because you genuinely enjoy his or her company, or are you mostly enjoying how much they like you? It's a tough question, but one that deserves an answer. Think about it. My horoscope for today. I hate how it makes me think about the shit I'm doing. Guilty conscience blows.
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Believe it or not, saying no can be a loving gesture. There's a fine line between giving to others and giving parts of yourself away. Be alert to when you need to take a moment or two for self-care
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If they keep this up I might start to believe in these things..lol Your sunny friendliness has a flip side -- occasionally, you can get more attached to people than they merit. The first step is to recognize this tendency. The next is noticing when it's interfering with your life.
Horoscope Day Some Time Or Another
There's nothing wrong with having stuff. But when it gets to the point where stuff isn't enhancing your life, but preventing you from having one, it's time to let it go. What about having a garage sale or donating to charity?
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What happens to goods when they're left in the shop window for too long? They fade! The stars say it's time for a change of pace, a new attitude and some fresh anecdotes so people can really appreciate your fabulousness.
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Daily Horoscope: Leo For May 23,2007 Unnecessary distraction or totally necessary diversion? It's your call. Sometimes you need to give yourself a break in order to get back on the horse. Other times you need to keep plugging on. Which is it this time?
Horoscope For 5-25-07
People can tell when advice is being given with good motives. Alternately, they can also tell when advice is a thinly veiled attempt at control. So which is it you're doing now? Be honest with yourself.
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Give with generous and pure motivations and you'll find the recipient is delighted. Heck, with that great attitude, the gift itself is almost beside the point. What a great lesson to learn, and not a moment too soon.
Horoscope May 26, 2007
You and a loved one may be smack in the middle of a rough patch, but that's to be expected. Both of you are becoming more vocal about what you need. Believe it or not, you'll get through this and things will improve. You think?
Horoscope May 26, 2007
Take a deep breath and come up out of that contemplative state. You do some of your best thinking while alone, but it's in relationships that you really learn to thrive -- yes, even you! Your loved ones want to see you.
Horoscope: Pisces
Challenges on the home front only make you more resourceful. Can you parlay those skills into the workplace? If you do, you'll see the payoffs in an expanded skill set or in recognition from some powerful boss types..... can someone plz tell me wat tha fuck this means
Horoscope For 05/29/07
Knowing when to compromise and when to stand your ground is key to maintaining a healthy relationship. Heck, it serves you pretty well on the job and in your social life too. Why not start practicing this skill now?
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For today it says... Frankly, there's no fathoming this person's reasons for acting the way he did. It's definitely not the way you would have done things, but what can you do? Live and let live. You'll save yourself a lot of time and worry. Ok, so yesterday it didn't have too much to do with my world. But today, its good advice. So many times when I get down its because what someone did hurt, or wasn't what I expected or wanted. I guess we are all that way to some degree. But the horoscope is right.. no use worrying about it. Frankly, my terrible week last week was because I got wrapped up in how some people acted and how I reacted. I beat myself up for it. Hopefully next time, I will realize its just not worth it.
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AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) Extremely adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. Great kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. Just wants someone to be there to tell them that they love them. LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. On
Horoscope For 05/31/07
When you can forgive, you can move on. When you're able to move on, you can change. And when you're ready to change, you're ready to welcome the new and improved into your life. So what are you waiting for?
Horoscope From Thursday, May 31:
"When you can forgive, you can move on. When you're able to move on, you can change. And when you're ready to change, you're ready to welcome the new and improved into your life. So what are you waiting for?" It's a good horoscope, but no easy task. How does one forgive themselves for something they have been told they had no control over, but yet blame themselves for anyway? How can one move on when that is all they have ever known? It is often safer, not necessarily healthier, to remain "stagnant" then go on. Leaving ones comfort zone is often far to frightening and painful in itself. There are so many self-help guru's, but finding one that fits you can be almost as difficult as getting over your problem in the first place. When someone is unable to change everything and move on do you think it is from...? * Laziness and lack of motivation? * Unable to cope/ deal well? * Uncertain of the out come? * Other?: Please explain
Horoscope June 6, 2007
You said you were ready to take the next step, and at the time you meant it. Now that you think about it, though, you're having second thoughts. Talk it over instead of being pressured to go either way. Can't talk it over if the other side has either one word answers or won't talk it over at all?
Horoscope 06/09/07
Remember how during school you had recess or you could get a hall pass to leave class? Wasn't that a great feeling? You have it within your capabilities to give yourself a little mental and spiritual break when you need it.
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Daily Horoscope: Aries For June 9,2007 Someone's getting to be a habit with you, and you're not quite sure how you feel about that. Just remember that you don't have to make any decisions right now. Sit with it for a while. Wait and see about further developments. this is so true.!!
Horoscope For Today
You're feeling adventurous, and with good reason. A possibility that seemed far-fetched now seems more than plausible for you. So go ahead and dream big -- the stars say that the bigger your plans are, the better. ( Dream big hmmmm ok will dream big.....i want a Dom that looks like and has the voice of Trace Adkins LOL)
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I keep having these great horoscopes but doesn't anyone ever follow them? Mine have been so good I hate not to. Todays:You know what you need. Well, you know what you want, and that's a good start. Now it's time to figure out how to get this certain element into your life. Use as little effort as possible and you'll be off to a good start. (This is very possibly true) Fridays: You have just the thing to chase those naughty blues away, but you're hesitant to actually do it. It's just too weird or outlandish. Who cares? Nobody's watching. It won't hurt anyone and it'll perk you up, so go for it. (now I did follow this one, glad I did!)
Horoscope For 06-15-07
Instead of telling yourself 'no way,' and 'that could never happen,' try substituting phrases like, 'why not?' or 'I bet I could do that.' It's amazing what a change of attitude can do for your abilities. A little positive thinking can't hurt anyone....right? :)
Horoscope June 18, 2007
A hidden need for something different and exciting might make you crabbier than you actually are. You need glamour, romance, excitement. The stars say all of that is within your grasp -- you just have to reach for it. Can this only be in your dreams?
Horoscope For Today
Your appeal is on overdrive. If you're partnered, your sweetheart can hardly bear to be away from your side. If you're single, you'll have to fight 'em off with a stick. Accept all the loving attention that's lavished upon you. ** yeah right, would love to know where they get their info from lol
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Daily Horoscope: Aries For June 19,2007 A friend's invite gets you back in the social mix, and none too soon. While you have quite a cozy little set-up on your own, it doesn't hurt to trip the light fantastic among all of your friends every once in a while. THIS IS TODAYS horoscope --- I am confused on what it means........... yea I know big shocker lol ~*~HUGS~*~ DJ Titanium EXPerience
Horoscope For Today
If you're going to cart all that emotional baggage around, make sure it's at least durable and of the highest quality. In other words, learn from your past and you'll still be able to get your present off the ground. ** wow finally they hit one that actually makes some sense lol
Horoscope For 06/20/07
Have you ever noticed how many people state their opinion only to backtrack or apologize? It really undermines what they have to say. You may or may not have this issue, but it's a good time to pay attention.
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You're a completely capable and self-sufficient person, but even strong-and-silent types like you need somebody to lean on every now and again. Being vulnerable and able to show it is a kind of strength, too. GO SCORPIOS!!!
Horoscope June 24, 2007
You're feeling some qualms, and it's no wonder. You're on the threshold of a major change. Be gentle with yourself and don't try to push past this, but don't let apprehension stop you from moving forward either.
Horoscope For June 24
You're feeling some qualms, and it's no wonder. You're on the threshold of a major change. Be gentle with yourself and don't try to push past this, but don't let apprehension stop you from moving forward either.
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True connection can be a little bit frightening; it means that all the defenses and masks you carry around get stripped away. When you see the right opportunity, though, you'll realize the risk is worth it. So, I guess all you guys out there should answer me this... Are you worth it?
Horoscope For June 27
A chance to travel provides fun and excitement, so make sure you're open and receptive to unusual opportunities to get out of town. One could fall into your lap, and a change of scenery is just what the stars ordered.
Horoscope For June 27th, 2007
Are some of your nearest and dearest being the biggest pains in the you-know-what lately? Stooping to the same level won't help anything, so hang onto your temper. Find another way to deal with this dilemma.
Horoscopes...(for Fun)
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 13) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical causing you to make the same mistake over and over again. People think you are stupid. PISCES (Feb. 14 - March 20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA or FBI. You have minor influence over your associates and people resent you for your flaunting of your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people do terrible things to small animals. ARIES (March 21 - April 19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are not very nice. TAURUS (April 20 - May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are a Communist. GEMINI (May 21 - June 20) You are a quick and
Horoscope June 30, 2007
Are you thinking about embarking on a potentially risky but likely lucrative enterprise? If there are papers and contracts involved, think about getting some professional and expert advice before you sign anything.
Horoscope June 29, 2007
Are you thinking about embarking on a potentially risky but likely lucrative enterprise? If there are papers and contracts involved, think about getting some professional and expert advice before you sign anything.
Horoscope June 30, 2007
Family, friends, a cozy home: These things make you feel safe and secure. No matter what's going on with the outside world, if you know you have a haven you can retreat to, all's right with the world.
Horoscope July2, 2007
Plants need air, water and sunlight to grow. What are three essential items that your mind, body and spirit need to do the same? Think about it, then figure out ways to incorporate them into your life on a regular basis.
Horoscope For Today
Daily Horoscope: Scorpio For July 2,2007 Okay, you got a little bruised in the process, but you've picked yourself up, dusted yourself off -- and to your great surprise, you're actually ready to start all over again. Isn't it amazing how resilient you are? How true is that. I am starting all over again.
Horoscope July 3, 2007
You have a hunch that this is going to work out fine -- just fine. You don't know how you know, but that's not important. Some kinds of knowledge (and their transmission) shouldn't and can't be explained.
Horoscope For July 3, 2007
Just go back to bed. Do you honestly think today is going to be any better than yesterday, like some magic fucking fairy sprinkled productivity dust on your ass while you slept last night? And oh yeah, if the phone rings, what are the odds anyone worth talking to is calling you? Odds are it's a telemarketer and to be honest you're not making their day any brighter either.
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Daily Horoscope: Aries For July 4,2007 Secretly you want to know what's at the end of the road before you take the first step. The stars say it's not important to know the exact details about the future -- just trust that it will be there. Now start walking! Now I knwo this one has to do with my music since I am coming into some big decisions and big steps with it but DAMN does it have to be so general :( DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO DO VIDE BLOGS WITHOUT A CAM I MEAN FROM A VIDEO RECORDER??? I want to start doing video blogs also now and my cam sucks too much huge jelly filled ass to work well enough... HUGS AND LOVE to everyone!!!
Horoscope July 5, 2007
No matter how much you would like to, you can't chase away emotion with new sensation. You have to deal with your feelings in a more adult fashion. So no impulse eating, shopping or acting out, okay?
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for July 6, 2007 You were so absorbed that you didn't notice how much time had passed. Wow! How did that happen and can you get it to happen again? You'll find out if you keep at this fascinating new hobby. For once my horoscope was right!LMAO Up till 4am and seeing the sunrise for the first time in a long time. How did that happen? Must have been an interesting conversation!
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umm i was thinking about going on and drinking tonite but then i glance at my horoscope: Has it ever occurred to you that while you're out looking for sugar, you've got plenty of honey at home? That whole everything-I-need-I-have-right-in-my-own-backyard concept hits pretty close to the mark for you now. um makes you think some times...
Horoscope For Today
When a certain someone's on the scene, something miraculous happens in your heart. Go ahead and giggle like a schoolgirl. This change in your emotional state makes you notice other moments of magic in your life. ****now it would be damn nice if i had a clue who that certain someone is lol
Horoscope For Today
The universe has a plan. So do you. The question is, where do they coincide and where do they diverge? The truth is that the more you're aligned with your true purpose, the more the universe will support you. i wish i knew where i was at... are me and fate coming together or going apart (i dont know my perpose anymore)
Horoscope For Today
You understand your needs best, especially when it comes to your emotions, no matter what someone else is trying to tell you. The problem is that you're so sympathetic right now you want to believe they're right. yep right on today my emotions are a wreak today
Horoscope's Lie And Life Sucks
Today's Horoscope Gemini - There's such a thing as news being too good. Oh, wait -- no there isn't! You receive a piece of information that pretty much makes your day. Give it a moment to sink in and you'll see it's just good enough to be true. LIES all LIES!!!! What i havent told anyone just my family and now those who wish to read this is on friday night (saturday morning) i went to the ER b/c i keep haveing a sharp pain go down the left side of my body..it had happened af ew days ago (wensday) and i shoulda caught on that it might have been a T.I.A.(mini strokes if you didn't know) b/c i got really really tired after it happened and i was told that i looked said all day adn the next day....well come friday i finaly realized what they where talking about my face on the left side was dropy and i realized i coudlnt control it very well basicly not at all well fearing the worse i called and work up my dad to ask him about it b/c my mom has T.I.A.s alot b/c she's had 7+ strokes and al
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Today's Horoscope: So many people are trying to get your attention right now, but you only have eyes for a certain someone. But, does this person even know that he or she is a priority in your life? That's a very important question. Yeah, it is....
Horoscope July 17, 2007
Home is where the heart is. You'll gain inspiration and a sense of security if you pay attention to your living situation. Figuring out what goes where physically helps your mental state, too.
Horoscope For Today
You have knowledge that can be used for a higher purpose. This learning doesn't apply to one specialized area, either. With a little creativity and know-how you can apply this toward the betterment of your everyday life. ****now it would be good if i had a clue what knowledge they are talking about lol
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I've never been a big believer in signs of the Zodiac or horoscopes. I mean, the description of the typical Gemini doesn't seem to apply to me at all. And most horoscopes I've read in the past seem really vague and inapplicable. But the horoscopes they show on here? Sometimes they're kind of eerie. For example, take the kid I ranted about in a previous blog - Zach. He wanted to get together again tonight. But -- shocker -- he had to cancel again, this time due to work. And my horoscope today? Let's face it -- you're just at a different point on the continuum of emotional development. You can't force someone else to see things from your point of view if they're not equipped to deal with it. Move on. As I said -- eerie.
Horoscope July 18, 2007
Rearranging the facts can bring you a fresh insight. So play around with what you know as if all those pieces of knowledge were parts of a puzzle. Look at them from faraway and up close. See what you discover.
Horoscope For Today
Someone loves you more than you know. They may not necessarily be great at expressing their feelings now for fear that you don't reciprocate. If you feel the same, give 'em a hint. If not, be kind, firm and clear about that. *** would be damn nice if i knew who it was geez lol
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This was my horoscope for July 18th, 2007.....If this were true....I wish that they would speak up! *SIGH* Someone loves you more than you know. They may not necessarily be great at expressing their feelings now for fear that you don't reciprocate. If you feel the same, give 'em a hint. If not, be kind, firm and clear about that.
Horoscope For Today
It's okay to bare your teeth for a good cause -- just as long as you remember to flash a charming smile before or after. It keeps the people around you on their toes -- which is just how you like them! im wondering whats the good cause is gonna be, and where it will take me.
Horoscope For Today Hmmm Ponders On Ths A Bit
You want to get closer, but old hurts have made you tentative about reaching out. Never fear: The stars signal that this is the right time to get closer and strengthen a special connection. Discover new ways to relate
Horoscope For 7/19
You want to get closer, but old hurts have made you tentative about reaching out. Never fear: The stars signal that this is the right time to get closer and strengthen a special connection. Discover new ways to relate. **** well partly true so far...definately an old hurt and as for the stars dosent really beleive they have a thing to do with it
Horoscope 7-19-07
If only it all came true!! Love is very much in the air today, Joni, so be sure to take advantage of this auspicious environment! Invite your loved one over for an afternoon of play. You could play hide and seek under the bedcovers! Or, if you do not have a playmate in your life at the moment, find others ways to fulfill the passion you are feeling. Spend the afternoon reading a trashy romance novel, or invite a girlfriend to watch 'Bridges of Madison County' with you. Have a good cry and clear your system. Although your loved one may seem to be more inclined to be by themselves, it is nothing serious, so don't worry too much. The planetary configuration means that this also gives you the opportunity to do some thinking, and to work through certain issues that may need your attention. Time spent alone helps you to work out what you need and want, and to reconnect with your deeper feelings. Your personal life is like a game of musical chairs today, dear Joni ! Controlled by the
Horoscope July 18, 2007
Some good old-fashioned romance is just what you need to soothe your heart and soul. Unattached? Not a problem. Take yourself out for a lovely night on the town, or better yet, stay in. Indulge yourself.
Horoscope For 7/20
Everyone knows how much you can accomplish on your own, but right now the stars say if you team up, you're not just double the trouble -- you're exponentially great. So what are you waiting for? ******And here I thought I was great all on my own lol
Horoscope July 21, 2007
You have a decision to make, but who says you have to make it right away? Weigh all the pros and cons. Most importantly, think about the possible ramifications. What can you live with in the long run?
Horoscope 7-24-2007
Well tomorrow I leave for a much need vacation. Go home and visit the family hopefully I will find a job while I am there. Still stuck somewhere inbetween love and lust. Such as it is! You know it just dawned on me I turn 26 in 6 days. Who wants to buy me drinks? A festival, rally, or other mass event could take place today in your community, Joni. The event could center upon a social, ecological, or political issue. You could well decide to attend in the company of a romantic partner, and perhaps also a group of friends. This event could prove exciting for you, though some of what you learn there might be unsettling. Take a notebook and plenty of pens. You'll want to keep a record. Even though you may feel confused by the motives of your loved one, the celestial energy means that you can actually trust them. You may not understand why they are doing what they are doing, but all you need to know is that ultimately it IS for your benefit. All will be revealed later on, and th
Horoscope For Today
In this situation, the best is yet to come. Really -- believe it! Stand wholeheartedly behind your plans for the future, and you'll soon see that your certainty pays off. What you want will come to pass if you have faith. omg and considering whats been happening the last few days with me damn it gives me chills
Horoscope For July 26, 2007
Current Influence of the Inner Planets You can successfully relate to others once you see the light and make a new balance between your conscious will and your deepest feelings for home and family.... Positive deeds bring you the benefits and advantages that you desire.... Take three deep breaths and think deep thoughts. Find a new focus. You are the star. Communicate.... You can support and encourage the arts. Current Influence of the Outer Planets Work to become simultaneously open-minded and focused.... Develop your ability to process technical data. Make an effort to think. Dare to become more intense, novel, complex, original and brilliant.... Consider abstract subjects. Make a dream come true.... Rather than plunging into a bottomless pit, keep your eye on self-transformation.
Horoscope For 7/27
There are two ways to be kind: You can tell someone the whole truth or you can plead the fifth. Whatever you do, don't try to pretend you feel something else. The other person can almost always tell you're lying. *******wow finally something that makes alottttttt of sense lol
Horoscope And Relay For Life
Daily Horoscope: Scorpio For August 3,2007 Your altruistic side is on display right now, and you couldn't be happier about it. The day's energy is perfect for helping folks who really need it, and you don't waste a moment doing just that. Yet again, how right it is. Tonight is the Relay for Life, which is very important to me. I am a cancer survivor and this is our time to celebrate life. I can't wait for tonight. If you are local you should come. It will be at Hall High School in Spring Valley, Il. It starts around 5 or so. Come join us. I should have pics to put on here this weekend of it. It is also a sad time for me too. Last year Sami was able to walk the track with me. I told her last year that she had better be here to walk the track with me this year. I am sad that she is not here to do that. I know that is spirit she will be by my side, but its just not the same. I miss just as much today as I do everyday she is gone. But its just another reason for
Horoscope For Today---08/05/07my God Thats The Truth.....lol
You're feeling amazingly intense right now -- so much so that you might feel like taking the day off and exploring your creative (or romantic) side. You can get away with almost anything, so don't be shy!
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Without realizing it, you've drawn a fair number of people over to your way of thinking. Today is perfect for pushing forward with this momentum and seeing how far you can take things in the right direction.
Horoscope For 8/6
Your love life gets an infusion of positive energy that should at the very least put a big grin on your face for a good chunk of the day. It's a great time for dates or just spending quiet time together. ***** Hmmmm now this one could turn out to be very interesting to say the least
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This was my horoscope today: You're at the center of a swirl of gossip. It might not be about you, and you might not even be contributing to it, but there's still no avoiding it. Do your best to let it all just wash over you. What's funny is I have seen more drama in the past couple of days than I have in the past five years combined, none of which I did anything to cause (seeing as how I try to avoid it at all costs), but got sucked into somehow... I even had to delete a gmail account in an attempt to get away from it!!! What's even crazier is that there is more than one situation going on (more like three), which NEVER happens to me. Fu horoscopes are creepily right-on sometimes.
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For August 11,2007 Your love life is about to take a positive turn, thanks to your overwhelmingly good energy. Whether you're currently single, happily partnered or on the rocks, expect a positive change today. Smiles can only wish
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Your love life is about to take a positive turn, thanks to your overwhelmingly good energy. Whether you're currently single, happily partnered or on the rocks, expect a positive change today. HAHA MAYBE THIS ONE WILL COME TRU!!! SINCE IT GOT FUCKED OVER YESTERDAY!!!!!! ON THE ROCKS LMFAO!! I HOPE THE HOROSCOPE PEOPLE ARE RIGHT!!!!!
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Daily Horoscope: Aries For August 11,2007 Your love life is about to take a positive turn, thanks to your overwhelmingly good energy. Whether you're currently single, happily partnered or on the rocks, expect a positive change today. Still waiting for Him to appear lol
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"Parties and other social gatherings are perfect for your mood and frame of mind. It's a great time to meet new people and show them how awesome you are -- the right words come much more easily to you now." This horoscope is actually right, I am awesome! hehehe
Horoscopes 8-15
Someone close really needs you to hear them out. The problem might have nothing to do with you, but you're such a good listener that they know they can figure it out with your quiet assistance.
Horoscope August 16th, 2007
Some small problem at home -- plumbing or wiring or something smaller -- won't go away. Now is a great time to deal with this type of issue, as your mind is more fully focused on practical concerns. *Weird since my gas gets turned off and I have to deal with this kidney stone situation!*
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AQUARIUS.jan 21 feb 19th....you have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive...you lie a great deal and make the same mistakes repeatidly...because u are stupid everyone thinks ur a jerk and u love being screwed by inanimate objects PISCES....feb 20 march 19 ..you have a vivid imagination and often think u are being followed by the fbi or aliens ..u have a minor influence on ur friends and ppl resent u for flaunting what u confuse too be as power you lack confidence and u smell funny too ARIES...mar 20 to april 18 ...you are a pioneer type and think most ppl are dickheads ..you are quick too repremand , impatient and scornful of advice ...you do nothing but piss off everyone u come into contact with ..basically ur just a prick !! TAURUS...APRIL 19 MAY 19 .....You are practical and persistent you have dogged determination and stick too it iv ness cause u never do anything right the first time ....most ppl think u are stubborn and bullheaded but ur just an asshole
Horoscope ~ August 19, 2007
I have been reading my horoscope each day on this site. For about the last week or so, every one of them fits my life so amazingly that it seems as if I am writing them myself. Kinda trippy! Daily Horoscope: Cancer For August 19,2007 A big change is sweeping through your family, and while it's largely for the better, you can tell that it's difficult for some of your kin to go through. Reach out and help them see the long view, if possible.
Horoscope 8-19-07
Your deeper emotions are rising to the surface, and you might need to try something a little different to work through them this time. It's a good idea to check in with someone who really gets you. SO I SIT HERE AND WONDER WHAT DEEP EMOTIONS IM GOING THROUGH. IM PRETTY SURE I KNOW. BUT I HATE TO SAY NOONE REALLY GETS ME. SO IM GOING TO HAVE TO WORK THROUGH THEM MYSELF IM ASSUMING. SO I GUES ILL TRY THAT SOMETHING NEW..OFF THE WALL HANDLE TYPE OF STUFF THAT IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT. AND MAYBE THAT ONE PERSON WHO I *THINKS* GETS ME..WILL ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO GET ME.
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Daily Horoscope: Aries For August 19,2007 Your deeper emotions are rising to the surface, and you might need to try something a little different to work through them this time. It's a good idea to check in with someone who really gets you.
Horoscope For Today
Daily Horoscope: Leo For August 20,2007 It would be lovely if you and your fellow workers could all get along congenially, but there are always a few who need to play politics. That's especially intense today, so be prepared for anything. Odd it came up with this. last Friday, a co-worker accused me of doing something that I didn't do, and hung up the phone while I was defending myself. Today I will see him, and I anticipate a confrontation, that could go any way...I'm demanding an apology, but I may not get it, in which case there could be some serious repercussions. Let's hope he has had the weekend to reconsider his irrationality.
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Daily Horoscope: Aries For August 20,2007 Slow down a little at work -- other folks need to catch up! You should actually make just as much progress today with a laid-back pace as you would if you pushed your blood pressure to the limit. LIKES THIS ONE
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Daily Horoscope: Aries For August 21,2007 You're thinking for yourself now -- as you so often do. While it may cause a bit of friction with the powers that be, you're feeling too good to worry about the long-term consequences. In the end, you'll be on top.
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Once again, my horoscope is right on today. It said that I'm just breezing through work stuff. Usually I get really distracted (hmmmmmm) but for the most part I've been really efficient today and gotten a lot of things done! Granted, the times the horoscope doesn't actually fit are more often, but when they're on, they're RIGHT ON!
Horoscope August 24, 2007
A call or visitor brings a situation you have to deal with immediately, even if you're facing a million pressing tasks. There's nothing to be done but focus on the matter at hand. The sooner it's done, the better. hmm....
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Daily Horoscope: Aries For August 26,2007 You've reached the end (or maybe the climax) of this chapter of your life, and need to think about what lies ahead. Your ambition won't let you rest for very long, so get busy and see what happens!
Horoscope ~ August 27, 2007
Here's another horoscope that's right on target for me. August 27,2007 Your spouse, sweetie or business partner is making a scene that's hard for you to deal with, so try to step back and let them go for a while. It comes down to a clash of ideas, so you'll need to negotiate sometime.
Horoscope For 8/30
No matter how dire the situation may seem, you just need to keep pushing. Fortunately, that's something you're quite good at -- perseverance might as well be your middle name! Someone close may need encouragement, too. ****now that is very fitting with all that has been going on
Horoscopes ~ September 2, 2007
Another one that fits my life. September 2,2007 You might be a tiny bit restless, but that's easily cured -- just jump-start your next big plan! Whatever it is, now is the time to get going, thanks to a good mix of energy and resources that should play out just right.
Horoscope ~ September 3, 2007
And yet, another. September 3,2007 You are feeling the urge to try something a little daring in your romantic life. Whether you're currently single or you've been partnered for years, now is the time to since things up in a new way!
Horoscope For 9/5
Your good, social energy brings out the best in the people around you, especially family members who might be trapped in a funk. You don't need to poke or pry, but just let them know you're there for them.
Horoscope For Sept 5th
If your love life could use a little boost in one way or another, now is a great time to take a risk and tell that special someone what you're really feeling. Fate definitely favors you, but you need to act soon.
Horoscope For 9/6
Your romantic impulses are strong right now, so it's a great time to go out on a date, even with someone you've been living with for years. Make all the arrangements and see where things go from there. ***** sounds great, now if there was someone where i live that i would even consider dating lol....hmmmm might have to ship them in from another state lol
Horoscope For 9/7
Appearances can be deceiving today, so be extra careful of your initial perceptions of those you meet or ideas you may encounter. Nothing is going to be toxic, but you may need to rethink things later on. **** makes one wonder who the heck I'm gonna meet today, might be safer to hide out for the day lol
Horoscope 9/8/07 Cancer
You may be torn between making a big purchase and tossing more money in savings, or some similar decision. Try to focus on what you can afford, financially or emotionally and limit yourself accordingly.
Horoscope For 9/11
You've got more energy than you realize -- and probably more than most of your peers. It's a great day to work ahead and see if you can score yourself a bit of wiggle room thanks to your enhanced productivity. ****yeah right tons of energy, guess my stars didnt see that i was sick lol
Horoscope For 9/12/2007
My horoscope for today... Pisces - You are so screwed! I'd say go back to bed but you could stand to lose weight. Might want to try some raw eggs and hope for salmonella. Romantically, just look in the mirror and you'll see why we need not go there. A friend will stop by. He only wants his drill back though, so don't consider it company. This is the day you should buy a lottery ticket! No, you don't have a chance in hell of winning, but the money goes to education, which is better than anything you would spend it on.
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WOO HOO!! I guess this means I can be an attention whore today!!!!! Daily Horoscope: Virgo For September 12,2007 Take a big step away from your normal routines today and make a scene of some kind. It doesn't have to be a tantrum -- it could be wholly positive, as long as you're certain you're the center of attention! YAY!!!:D:P
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You are on the verge of a major change, but it won't begin until you go out of your way to try something new. Look around and figure out what seems most interesting or exciting to you, then do it! this scares me cause i feel a change coming but i dunno what it is
Horoscope Is Very Wrong Today!
You haven't felt so alive in a while and it's a great time to spend on your own passions and needs. You may want to share a bit of your edge with a good friend or family member -- they'll appreciate the effort!
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Today is perfect for first dates, parties and interviews -- and any other situation in which you want to make a good impression. Your skill with new people is heightened and they should feel at ease. Hope this carries through tomorrow as I have a job interview....
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Daily Horoscope: Virgo For September 21,2007 You're in luck if you're single -- there's someone closer than you know who is interested. You might not know them well yet, but if you keep your eyes open, today could be the day you get the word. Hmmmmmmmmm, well my ex did send me a new friend request on myspace, hmmmmmm,LMFAO, getin layed this weekend woohoo!!!!:D:D:D Not really, I wish
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There's too much on your plate for once and you need to clear some off if possible. It may be that some tasks just get neglected for the day, but you should find your energy returning in full force soon. Isn't this the truth. I have to take my CPC retake exam this Saturday. I am working 2 jobs from 9 am to 11 pm, and so exhausted right now I could just die!! Please someone release me from this nightmare I call my life!!!!
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(Pick your birthday month and read it. Then repost with whatever you are.) JANUARY = SLUT Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt
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It's not about what happens "out there," for it's really all about your inner growth now. The changes can be quite dramatic now, especially if you are inclined to resist the inevitable. Don't be afraid to journey inward as you try to better understand your attractions and desires. Paying extra attention to your feelings can deepen an important relationship if you are patient.
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Daily Horoscope: Leo For October 4,2007 No matter how weird things get today, you stay centered and able to handle almost anything. Angry customers and screaming kids are much easier to work with than usual and everything works out well. LOL let's hope so it's gonna be a busy busy day :)
Horoscope For 10/11
See if you can find a way to push your career a bit -- you never know when the next big jump might take place and you want to be ready for it. If you're satisfied with your position, then relax and enjoy it. **** hhmmmm well as far as my career for now that is just homeschooling my kids , and relax well how possible is that homeschooling 14yr old twin girls that are even more stubborn then me lol
Horoscope Was On The Money Today
Its funny I had a convo with someone 2day n they told me that me being stubborn is bad but its good at the same time n not looking 4 ppl is good cuz i always look for ppl n that instead let ppl look 4 me n thats how i will know who my friends are..N my sis told me the other day dont let ppl know what u r planning bc they might try 2 steal ur plans n make it as if it was their idea.....well its funny cuz i looked at my daily horoscope on facebook n here is what it said Tess The trial and error approach to life and business is too expensive right now. Do not let everybody else in on your plans today. You will be better off keeping things under raps until you are sure who your allies really are. Being stubborn is not always a virtue, but today it gets you what you want isnt that funny?
Horoscope For Scorpio Today
You've got something to say to your spouse or sweetheart -- or maybe that new crush -- and now is the perfect time to get it off your chest. Your way with words is almost magical and they'll see what you mean. Well I kinda have a crush on someone but I don't know what I am supposed to tell him. I just wish we could spend more time togeather, cuz I had a great time with him. But thats it. Must be missing something lol
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Daily Horoscope: Cancer For October 20,2007 Your heart is going to leap at some point today, but you should make sure that you keep your wits about you as you respond to the stimulus. You can make things work to your advantage, but only by using your head.
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Daily Horoscope: Aries For October 21,2007 You're in exactly the right mental state to make plans and figure out all your needs in advance. It's a great time to get your family to help out and think about the long-term -- things can get a lot better!
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Watching the news as the wildfires make their fast moving track in my direction and wonder what will happen since we're totally boxed in ... So how's this for my daily horoscope? Daily Horoscope: Sagittarius For October 23,2007 Today is perfect for reflecting on how your life is going and to make little adjustments to tweak it in the right direction. Things are going to get pretty crazy soon and you won't have time to change course.
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Daily Horoscope: Aries For October 25,2007 You are drawn to do great things today, though you may only be taking the first step on your new journey. Pay attention to your dreams and let them guide you toward the next big challenge in your life.
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You may be feeling positive effects from this Full Moon in your 5th House of Play. You may be ready to enjoy yourself, but you aren't willing to slack off and let the day slip by. It's time to put your creativity to work. And, even if your dreams seem far away, pay particular attention to them, for they will play a growing role in the new few weeks.
Horoscope For 10/27/07
Your heart wants one thing in your life right this very minute, but your head knows that it mgiht not happen for a while... The battle between your impatient side and your pragmatic side will rage on today, with little (if any) resolution... The tension could cause you to lash out at unusually at people who try to push your buttons... You will prbably tell yourself it serves them right for trying to get you riled up, but in the end if you add to the animosity you aren't doing yourself any favors...
Horoscope For 10/27
You need to keep pushing through this phase and you might need to be extra patient with the people who are closest to you. Try to take a deep breath before dealing with anyone who tends to exasperate you. **** boy oh boy they got to be talking about one of my twin daughters there lol
Horoscope 10/28/07
Daily Horoscope: Virgo For October 28,2007 Your mind is in overdrive right now and you won't waste a moment trying to figure things out -- because it should all be plain as day. Have patience with lesser mortals -- you may need to explain a few things. *This is SOO not true for me today,except for the mind in overdrive thing, Im totally confuzzeled as to whats the hell is goin on8-P*
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Daily Horoscope: Virgo For October 28,2007 Your mind is in overdrive right now and you won't waste a moment trying to figure things out -- because it should all be plain as day. Have patience with lesser mortals -- you may need to explain a few things. Not quite on target... I really do not feel like thinking so hard today... *blah* I need some mindless entertainment.
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Life is too short to worry about the small stuff, so see if you can just let it all go and follow your mood throughout the day. If someone close is on your wavelength, spend all your time together. i know who that someone one is too:D
Horoscope 10/31/07
Daily Horoscope: Virgo For October 31,2007 Women are even more important to you today than usual and you should be sure to spend more time in their company. Your own gender doesn't matter, as long as you're able to relate to feminine energy. Hmmmmm threesome maybe????8-P or just some hot lezzie sex:P lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Since I first logged in to Fubar, never looked at its horoscope. But it just caught my eyes!!! Says: "You're feeling a bit out of sorts, but you need to be careful not to unleash your mood on your friends or family. It may be tempting, but you'll find that people get pretty snippy pretty quickly." So, I am planning to keep my mouth shut &.....do what I like...cheers all.
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Wow, one that is true.... You're feeling a bit out of sorts, but you need to be careful not to unleash your mood on your friends or family. It may be tempting, but you'll find that people get pretty snippy pretty quickly.
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"Financial issues are on the table and your ability to juggle numbers and concepts in your head has never been stronger. It's a great time to experiment with new ways of handling your cash." LOL!! If only I HAD the cash to do this....!!!
Horoscope For Nov. 7th 2007
This is so true cause i told my husband today for the 100th time at least lol that i would never take him back and he said ok I will never call you again.....so I hope he never asks me that again but he still has to call because we have kids....lol You've got a choice to make and today is the day to jump. You've reached the point where two branches diverge and once you've moved, there's no going back. You'll make the right call.
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Your need for fairness is strong now and that could mean that you're all fired up -- or that you're ready to bring the heightened tensions down a few notches. One way or another, things will go your way.........this is so close to how i feel right now
Horoscope For 11/10/07
Your mood is a bit out of sync with those of the people around you, but you shouldn't let that affect you too deeply. It's a temporary situation and if you just slow down for a while, things should pick up soon. this just fits so much right now since my big move from pennsylvania to arizona ....
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Your friends are important to you -- more so than you let on at times. Today is great for letting them know, preferably through your actions. When you make that big sweet gesture, they'll know what time it is. yes my real friends know they mean alot to me most are closer to me then some of my real family
Horoscope For 11/13
You look great and sound even better, making this the perfect day for a date or a job interview. No matter what happens, people should leave with a good impression of you and your many talents. *** haha now thats funny , a date lol, hell I cant even find a guy to buy me a VIP lol
Horoscope For The Day Hmmmmmm Lol
Kick back and enjoy the good news -- something you did recently is paying off in a big way. It could be financial, romantic or something entirely different, but everyone can see you're a winner!
11/15/07 Horoscope...lol
Kick back and enjoy the good news -- something you did recently is paying off in a big way. It could be financial, romantic or something entirely different, but everyone can see you're a winner! funny thing about this is i did do something recently (not good) but hey, maybe what i did will finally pay off...LMAO...if it is what im thinking, i have an evil lil grin on my face with a lil evil laugh coming out...teeheehee...
Horoscope For 11/15
Kick back and enjoy the good news -- something you did recently is paying off in a big way. It could be financial, romantic or something entirely different, but everyone can see you're a winner! *****still waiting for the news , hell financial thats easy broke due to xmas shopping , romantic LOL yeah right has given up on that , something entirely diff well the way things have been around here lately not sure i even want to know what it could be
Horoscope For 11/16
You're feeling just a bit constrained by recent circumstances and that is provoking a desire to break out of your old habits or routines. Make sure not to overdo it -- you want some continuity, right?
Horoscope For 11/17
Your relationship with money is a bit simpler than most people understand. Today is a good time to rethink things -- or complicate them -- just a bit and maybe to open discussions with someone else. *** oh wish they would give up talking about money , simple.....holiday seasons = no money lol
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Daily Horoscope: Cancer For November 18,2007 There's plenty you still don't know yet -- that's how life stays interesting. It's a good time to explore new territory, as your emotional strength is peaking and you can tell that things are getting better. Sure hope so 8-P
Horoscope For 11/18
Your social energy is perfect for reaching out to new people. They may be going through some confusing times, but it's incredibly simple for you to reassure them that things are perfectly normal. *****yeah sure can do that lol hell aint even sure my life will ever be normal lol
Horoscope For Nov. 19th 2007
You're ready for the next big phase of your life, whether it feels that way or not. Your positive spirit is almost overwhelming right now and others can see that you've got something good going on.
Horoscope For 11/19
Your community spirit is active now and volunteering feels incredibly appealing. See if you can devote some extra time to doing what you love and maybe also making the world a better place. *** hahaha well what i like doing for sure couldnt be a volunteering project lol and chit hasnt found the one that i want to do what i love with lol
Horoscope For 11/20
You need to deal with the situation at home before it gets any less stable. You've certainly got what it takes to handle it all, but the weirdness could get to be a bit much if you try to do it all yourself. ***easy solution to that , kids in a few years will be 18 and moving out , life will return to normal then lol like a friend once told me raising teenagers is like trying to nail jello to a tree ....impossible to do
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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Although you might be inclined toward bold actions today, it may be better to think before taking any action. Being cautious doesn't mean that you have to give up the spark of originality. Consider the ramifications first, but then be a bit more daring than usual. It's likely you'll be able to get away with stepping over the edge if you have a game plan.
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You need to deal with the situation at home before it gets any less stable. You've certainly got what it takes to handle it all, but the weirdness could get to be a bit much if you try to do it all yourself.
Horoscope For Nov. 22, 2007
Focus on the most important relationships in your life. You've got plenty of positive social energy to put to use and many people are ready to work with you to change things for the better.
Horoscope For Nov. 23, 2007
Creative power is coursing through you and you might find that people are looking at you a little differently. Forget about that and focus on the big project that you're inspired to start or finish now.
Horoscope For The Day, Always Blog Them, Especially If There Good Lol
Your good energy makes it all the more important for you to deal with the basics of your current work or hobby situation. You can put yourself on much firmer ground, simply by making small changes.
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Daily Horoscope: Virgo For November 26,2007 It's one of those days that seems too big at first glance, but if you take a deep breath before diving into it, you'll remember that you've got friends and allies who have got your back. Call them in! HA! I need someone to have my back right now:| But, Im just pissed at the moment....Im so tired of going over the same shit different week in my so called relationship, GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
Horoscope For Nov. 29th
lol i neva believed in horoscopes but damn is it fucked up to have one like this after what i been through last night and still am feeling It's important that you keep your mind from wandering far from the task at hand today -- difficult as that may be. Someone close needs to get your attention and you should listen closely when they finally do
Horoscope For 11/29
You've got easy days sometimes and then there are days like today. People are recalcitrant, the buses don't run on time and those pigeons seem to be looking at you funny. Things get better soon! ****well the way the last few days have been it couldnt be too much worse lol
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This was my horoscope today. Fits so many aspects of my life! You need to deal directly with that supervisor or client -- or possibly spouse -- whose authority is becoming problematic. There's no need for a fight, of course, but you should make sure everything is clear.
Horoscope For The Day Hmmmmmmm ;) Lol
You need just a little more hard information before you can make up your mind about the latest decision in your life. That should be pretty easy to come by, though you may have to ask around.
Horoscope For Dec. 4, 2007
Your life may feel a bit out of balance, but your brain is perfect for rearranging things so you feel better about all the elements of your life. You may need a little help from a friend with a different perspective Damn how true this is lately
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SSomehow I have a wired feeling that the fubar horoscope does not reflect the truth, rather it’s trying to dictate you to be the person who you are not. I have been watching the horoscopes quiet closely for last few weeks. Don’t know if you all would agree with me or not, but I reached to my conclusion!
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they are sooo damn generalized they could apply to almost everyone right... but still Something isn't quite right and it might keep you from relaxing when you need it most. The good news is that if you can figure it out, you can fix the situation in a heartbeat -- so get to thinking! SOMETHING REALLY ISN'T QUITE RIGHT!!!! Now, lets start thinking... whate ever could it be. Oh, I know. My mascara is clumpng!!! Thats it!! No, wait, I can relax with it... Hmmm, why can't I relax. OOHHH the two hyper lil girls jumping around... hmmm... lmao sorry I had to be a smart ass. Anyways~ Last night Andrew was texting me until he fell asleep, literally. Like, texting one min, asleep the next. Which, was really very sweet. And then, per a convo we had about him not texting me good night... he messaged me this morning and told me he was sorry for breaking that rule, and not telling me goodnight, but that he just fell asleep. So, I was like, wow... he listens :) We'll see how thing
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Horoscope: Aries
Daily Horoscope: Aries For December 6,2007 Sometimes subtleties frustrate you and that is certainly happening right now. You're not totally sure what exactly is going on, but you can tell that there's a lot more going on than meets the eye.
Horoscope For Dec. 10, 2007
Damn do I hope so......... Your sense of what your family needs is pretty strong right now, though it may take some serious convincing before they agree with you. Changes are going to happen sooner or later, though!
123007 Horoscope
Although a friend or playmate may bring you good news today, you might not blindly accept it. If you believe there is more going on than is apparent, you want to get to the bottom of it. You may think that everything will work out fine -- and it could -- but don't dig too deeply. You might just uncover something you don't need to know.
010108 Horoscope
Try rolling with the incoming waves today, for you might not be in control as much as you wish. Instead of pushing your agenda, loosen the reins and see where the day goes. It may seem pointless to waste energy, but don't judge things only by production now. Instead, give yourself permission to relax and just enjoy the experience -- whatever happens.
010208 Horoscope
You could be soaring so high you annoy someone who thinks you need to be brought down a notch. Be very careful, for deep psychological energies are at play. Ethical behavior can make all the difference in the world. If you avoid shady practices, things will likely work out your way over time
010408 Horoscope
You need to make sure that you're taking things one step at a time, no matter how badly you want to move forward at high speed. Today is much better for examining the situation from a new angle.
010608 Horoscope
Your fretful mood of yesterday will need to be nipped in the bud today; stop fretting about ifs and maybes and just resolve to enjoy the remainder of the weekend, which has plenty of potential. Attached Virgos might want to lavish some attention on their partners, while singles should aim to spend some time with friends!
010808 Horoscope
Today's New Moon in your 5th House of Fun suggests that the next couple of weeks may be filled with more joyful activities than you expect. But paradoxically, spontaneity can now require careful planning and hard work that should pay off later. Don't take any frustration out on others by being too critical. Your laser-sharp delivery can hurt someone with the truth even if your actions are motivated by well-intentioned love.
010908 Horoscope
You tend to react with annoyance or even harsh judgment to your own illogical feelings now, as you attempt to cover them up with a veneer of useful information. Unfortunately, the truth may not reside in the data at all. Even if you act with intelligence based on what you know, happiness could escape your reach. You must be willing to explore your irrational side to discover what's truly important.
011008 Horoscope
Being of service to others comes naturally to you, for you derive true satisfaction when you help someone. This could also be a great time to host a social event or invite friends out to lunch. Whatever you do, remember that different types of people make for an interesting mix and can stimulate your imagination.
011908 Horoscope
Obligations can get in the way of your pleasure today, but it's not necessary to rain on your own parade. Don't use your acute powers of rational thought to think of all the reasons you can't join in the fun. Instead, turn it around and figure out how you can. It's time to expand your boundaries by demonstrating to others that their expectations of you are too limiting.
012108 Horoscope
A trine between optimistic Jupiter and realistic Saturn sets a major theme into motion that places our goals within reach if we are willing to work hard throughout the year. We have enough common sense now to find the optimum balance between expansive plans and methodical follow-through. This aspect recurs in September and November, giving us the necessary time to make changes. Be bold, for today's careful Cancer Moon may err on the side of caution.
012308 Horoscope
Although you will likely receive the emotional support you seek, there could be a darker side to the offer. You won't be satisfied unless others love you without expecting anything in return. But now there are secret agendas and hidden clauses in the unspoken agreements. Be vigilant; bring as much out into the open as you can before getting in over your head.
012408 Horoscope
You may feel as if you've returned home today, although there are more unfinished chores than you wish. You don't mind the work that's required of you as long as you can see the potential return. Keep in mind that short-term objectives are not as important now as long-term ones. By focusing your attention on the future, you'll be more able to perform in an exemplary manner today.
012608 Horoscope
Today you could have a love-hate relationship with the very same things that usually keep you busy. You may be bored with your normal weekend routine and could try to shake up the regularity of your life by doing things differently. As much as this can be liberating, don't be afraid to come back to the tried and true methods if the new ones are not as effective.
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i don't think planets rule my life but i enjoy reading horoscopes and see if what is said matches personnal events or thoughts Let say that the one i read today is just "amazing" Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19) You are one to be brilliant when the pressure is on, for you love to wow others by figuring out totally new solutions to problems. Even if others are stuck, you can see the light. But don't assume that you can force others to view a situation from your perspective. The most sensible strategy now is to wait, no matter how hard this is for you.
021808 Horoscope
You can get a strong boost as your key planet Mercury turns direct, but there's really no need to overreact about anything. Accordingly, your most significant statement now might be one of understatement. What you know could be important enough to shout from the top of a mountain, but grandiose statements are not your best method of sharing the news. Staying focused on the details allows you to effectively make your case.
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this is my daily horoscope: Put your travel plans into action today -- you have some hot organizational energy.
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Today something amazing is suppose to happen...Lmao I dont follow these things but I wanna know what is gonna happen :D Hopefully something to cheer up this agony i have been feeling,...Silly horoscopes
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YEAH sooo didnt work...LMAO like i thought it would...instead I got yelled at for wanting to gage my ears getting peircings and getting a tattoo cause I need a steady job and my dad means in the PROFESSIONAL world...Psh men
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PiscesIndividuals born under this sign are thought to have a dreamy, romantic, generous, emotional, receptive, affectionate, and honest character, but one which is also prone to exaggeration, fickleness, passiveness, hypersensitivity, and paranoia. Pisceans are said to like solitude to dream in and mystery.What Zodiac Sign Best Fits You?MySpace Quizzes at PimpSurveys.com
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Horoscope test - it will freak you out Importance: High------------------------------- AMAZINGLY ACCURATE Whatever you do, don't cheat! CHINESE HOROSCOPE : THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON, WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE IN THE CHINESE NEW YEAR FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS - DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT. NO CHEATING !!!! THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY 1st. Get PEN and PAPER 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON`T READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUI N THE FUN. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. BESIDE the NUMBERS 1 & 2 , WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT. DO YOU HAVE A FAVO
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Remember, if you are on the cusp of >> another sign you most likely will have features of both signs...which >> may lead yo u into total confusion...... >> >> >> CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan >> 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be >> Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. >> Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can >> be Unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like com petition. Get what >> they Want. 20 years of bad luck if you do not forward. >> >> AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb >> 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. >> Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. >> Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. >> Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality. 11 years of >> bad luck if you do not forward. >> >> PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and >> thoug
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082708 Horoscope
Excellent relationships with your friends, entertainments and projects will be shared. Good news doesn't only come to others; you won't be forgotten by life, it will soon be your turn. You'll note veiled hostility, hardly expressed but perceptible in the look or attitude of certain persons around you. You'll go in double quick time in order to achieve the professional ambitions which you now feel at your arm's reach.
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Whats your sign??? If you wanna join and be apart of the train you must! 1.F/A/R everyone on the train that means fan add and rate all current new and future riders. 2. Must rerate and comment them if already a friend and put im a _____ in the comment or friend request! 3.When you join must tell me tell me your sign and ill put that above your pic in the blogs and bullies. 4. NO DRAMA leave it outside the train and if you dont and or dont follow rules u will be removed without questions or notice! SCORPIO Tequila Gurl known as Angel Momma owner of the Lollipop gurlz club & Brunnette diva's club@ fubar MsCharlotte2U!~No Rate No Add~@ fubar tat_man73~slave2fantasy r/l b/f ~@ fubar LEO luBell240-~-ShAdOwLeVeLeR@ fubar Jasmine~~Protected by Holydiver~~
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Horoscope For Fellow Leos
Leo Get things taken care of in the morning, dear Leo, so that you can be carefree and laid back when the evening comes. It is important for you to square things away early in your own head so that you can communicate important information to others later on. Feel free to take a non-conventional approach. It is important for you to march to the beat of your own drum instead of anyone else's.
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[Tarot.com ] The deliciousness of your feelings can be intoxicating, whether or not you are in a new relationship. You could fall in love all over again with someone familiar or discover an attraction to a total stranger. Either way your excitement is contagious as long as you don't let fear get in the way of love.
101508 Horoscope
Your key planet Mercury ends its retrograde period today in your 2nd House of Money. If you've been managing your finances with limited success, now it's time to turn your luck around. Decide upon your fiscal goals and then, over the next few days, put your plan into practice. There's no need for drastic action; an even-keeled approach to spending can save you money for when you truly want it.
Horoscopes They Never Told You About
ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a prick. TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a goddamn communist. GEMINI (May 21-Jun 20) You are quick and intelligent and a thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are liars, notoriously bad lovers, and thrive on incest. CANCER (Jun 21-Jul 22) You are sympathetic and understanding of other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That's why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate hones
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ARIES - The Aggressive Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. TAURUS - The Tramp Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely out going . Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! GEMINI - The Twin Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good at confusing people....
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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Take the initiative and show everyone what you have to offer. You can make it on your own, so stop waiting for others to make a move. Once you start moving in a direction that suits you, nothing will be able to slow you down. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Concentrate on getting ahead and do not leave room for error. Love is looking positive and pursuing something with that special person that could be prosperous, will bring you closer together. Follow your dreams. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Set your sights high and do not deviate from them even if someone you are impressed with tries to sway you. You must be true to your goals if you want to be successful. Don't let anything deter you from getting what you want. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Pour your heart out if it will help you solve a pending problem. A change of heart or partnership will do you good. A passionate encounter is in the stars and a serious commitment can be made. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22):
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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Talk about your concerns and you will find solutions. Someone from your past will want your help. Give freely of your time and you will be rewarded in ways you can't imagine. Don't give in to fear. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): If you make an unreasonable promise, it may cost you financially and emotionally. Keep things simple and do the work yourself. Love is on the rise and taking a romantic time out will benefit your relationship. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Keep things in perspective when it comes to personal matters and relationships. If someone is pushing you too hard, back away. Don't give in to demands but, instead, promote those things that will help you get ahead. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Hold off giving your opinion with personal matters that may leave you in a precarious position. You'll be emotional and should be putting your deep thought and feelings into passionate matters. Let the positive overrule the negative. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
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Does anyone ever get into those Horoscopes? I mean there are countless numbers of them out there. I am always getting the one that sounds just like me… SCORPIO - The Addict EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. Oh and just for those who are really, really, really superstitious they throw in this little controlling whim. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward. Nice, makes one shiver in their knickers. Just once, just once I want to see the one that says: ARIES: The Aggressive, Mind controlling Freak! Don’t
1/31-2/1 Horoscope For Libra
Feel the Fire This Weekend Racing full speed ahead in romantic matters is a definite possibility this weekend. The Moon enters fiery, passionate and impatient Aries on Friday morning to turn up the heat through Sunday afternoon. The need for new experiences sends a strong signal to break with routine. The usual places and faces may seem boring, so avoid taking a stroll down memory lane. A tendency to leap without looking makes things exciting, which is really the point. Playing it safe is not an option. Fortunately, jovial Jupiter is in a protective relationship with the Moon on Friday night, catching us when we're about to do something foolish. The desire for adventure can shake up an existing relationship with challenges to make it new again. If you're single and looking, however, this is an excellent time to take some chances by being more direct in expressing your desires. The Aries Moon rewards actions even if they look like mistakes. Keep trying to connect since persistence pay
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Your personality is most like that of a Cancer, the zodiac sign for those born between June 22 - July 22. You love people and your nurturing nature makes you sensitive and sympathetic to others. Your imagination helps and hurts you as it may get away from you at times. Reel it in and you can create great things. Be careful of your mood swings as well, and don't let your protective nature turn into possessiveness. Horoscope Test by QuizRocket.com fun quizzes! » » Internet Sweepstakes - IQ Tests - The Dumb Test « « Quizzes | Hollywood Movie Trivia Quizzes | Dumb MySpace Quizzes
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JULY Birthdays: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood.Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation.Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people?s feelings. Tactful.Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody andeasily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically andmentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving.Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judgespeople through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Lovesto be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to bequiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Notaggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems.Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
Horoscope For April 25th, 2009
The heat is getting even hotter between you and someone else today -- but you're going to have to cool it! Unfortunately, while this person is physically available, they are not emotionally available, right now. You need to pull your heart out of this situation and look at it with a practical eye. If they can't meet you in the middle, you need to go on without them, despite the fact that moving on will be difficult. You deserve someone who can totally connect with you.
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You are at a turning point in a relationship and you may have to decide whether to take it to the next level or to pull back. Unfortunately, you might not make the best decision today, because your hopes can color the facts. If possible, hold off for a couple of days. Once the clouds of illusion drift away you'll be better equipped to make the right choice
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You may find yourself pulling together diverse people and/or things for a single purpose today, Scorpio. It seems that the planetary focus is on cooperation in some way. These configurations could also be about finding ways to adjust to unfamiliar situations, especially at home. You may find yourself around people whose ideas may be quite different from yours, and if so, the need is to express your identity rather than trying to suppress it. You need to do your best to allow others their opinions, and not try to judge their standards by your own.  
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♈ – Aries (The Ram)♉ – Taurus (The bull)♊ – Gemini (The Twins)♋ – Cancer (The Crab)♌ – Leo (The Lion)♍ – Virgo (The Virgin)♎ – Libra (The Scales)♏ – Scorpio (The Scorpion)♐ – Sagittarius (Centaur The Archer)♑ – Capricorn (Goat-horned, The sea goat)♒ – Aquarius (The water bearer)♓ – Pisces (The fish)
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The Mean HoroscopesAquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a jerk. Pieces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick. Aries (Mar 23 - Apr 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit. Taurus (Apr 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamed communist. Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you beca
Horoscope For Tomorrpw
Friday, May 24, 2013 Bring depth and honor to a relationship, whether you're starting fresh or enhancing what's already there. Today, no matter how calm or turbulent the conditions might be, you'll have the patience to reach out. You'll also be too stubborn to take no for an answer if your hand gets slapped away. And it's not just about you and your commanding presence, either. If somebody here needs help getting through their pain and denial, you're the one who can make it happen. You could be this perceptive whenever you wanted. Wouldn't that make life easier?     how funny is this  
Horror
You scored as Buffalo Bill. You are Buffalo Bill, from Silence of the Lambs. You arent happy with yourself, and have a desire to change. You are deeply disturbed, and really should wear clothes while you dance. Then again, you arent someone most people would want to argue with. Or they may end up rubbing the lotion on its skin so it doesnt get the hose again. Buffalo Bill85%Jigsaw75%Hannibal Lecter65%Leatherface60%Captain Spaulding60%Michael Myers55%Pinhead40%Candyman35%Jason Voorhees35%Freddy Krueger30%
The Horror
" I've seen horrors...horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to judge me. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that...But you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face...And you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies.
Horror Film Wisdom
HORROR FILM WISDOM: 1) When it seems that you've killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead. 2) If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion or who performed necrophilia or satanic practices, move away immediately. 3) Do not search the basement, especially when the power has just gone out. 4) If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they do not know, or if they speak using a voice other than their own, shoot them at once. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. Note: it's unlikely they'll die easy, so be prepared. 5) When you have the benefit of numbers, never go alone. 6) If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life. 7) If you're running from the monster, you will
Horror Pain Gore Death: Volume 3 Dvd Released And Ready To Ship!
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Horribly And Utterly Heartbroken
ok. there was a love in my life. he stayed for a while. i thought it was real. then i found out that the whole time he was with me, he was also with someone else. that tore me apart. at night sometimes, i would close my eyes and see all the good time we had. then i would cry. but the tears formed not in my eyes, where they belonged, but in my heart, forming a well that threatened to drown me. i always thought it was somehow my fault that i loved him so much, but he just wasnt happy with me so he needed someone else. i asked him once, and he said that i was being irrational about it. i just didnt know what to say about it.... now at night, i think of someone else, but im afraid to love again.... my worst fear had come true.... i lost someone near and dear to me.... i tried to forget him, and i did. now, i realize that i didnt need him. i still dont need him. i also noticed that its now him that wants me back. its too late now. i just wanna be friends.
Horror Movies
Horror movies are one thing that excite me I love to be with a woman who gets scared and I can hold her and tell her that everything is gonna be alright. I love them. They bring out the animal in me lol
Horrible Day
Today has been a horrible day for me.. between the pain of the shots and problems at home.. I just wish I could erase today!!!!!!!!!!
The Horror
save me from the horror of dial up. yes iam back home save and sound buy sadly verysadly i have dialup...really real bad dial up an i cant really use LC like it should be, might take for every to chat look at pics and respond to messages...SOOOOOOo if you have yahoo add me please at darkinnoents@yahoo.com at darkendremar@hotmail.com for you MSN user please add me and sont thinki forgot you..*hugs*
Horrible Day...
My god, I'm soooo tired, crabby and angry today. Nothing has really happened but Im sooooo sick of life. It's one of those days when you wish your family would just disappear for a while and just give you time to be alone. One of those days when just them breathing makes you want to strangle them because its sooooo annoying! I want nothing more than to be locked in a bathroom alone...W/ a huge warm bath and a good book.
Horror Killer
You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.Jigsaw80%Hannibal Lecter60%Pinhead50%Captain Spaulding50%Freddy Krueger40%Jason Voorhees35%Michael Myers20%Leatherface20%Candyman20%Buffalo Bill10%Whic
The Horror
" I've seen horrors...horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to judge me. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that...But you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face...And you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies.
Horray?
I called.. I'm no preggo so no moving yet lol. Keeva's doing good with us changing her dressings on her finger. My head hurts today. Got burned by Steavie on accident with the curling iron and then tonight Keeva hurt me bad. She head but me really hard where that bone is above your eye. It's swollen and I'm sure I'm gunna get a bruise. I work this saturday.. Hopefully my hours will go up. I need to hand in my application for Festival... I haven't done that yet. I need to go to bed. I have to get up early tomorrow and get my check and all that fun stuff. I need a shower too and to get this make up off my face so I can redo it for work. I hope Keeva sleeps all night. I hope she's not just taking a nap. Eh.. Anyway, I really don't know what to say.. Lata..
Horray!
So we did our shopping. I forgot the cell phone though so I have no idea if Maranda tried to call me or not. I work til Monday.. then I have off. I got my corset. Got Craig two more x-mas presents. Keeva's finger is healing really good. All of our money is gone. Tuesday I'm going to Festival to try and get another job. We need the money. I'm gunna see if Steavie would be willing to watch her for like $50 a week. There's so many bill piling up it's not even funny. They only give us like 2 weeks to pay them.. and we get paid every two weeks and need to get food and necessities for two weeks ya know? Gah.. stupid bill collectors. I haven't been feeling too good. Took a long nap today.. I'm still tired too. I'm waiting for Keeva to get tired so I can go to bed. Since I got my new corset.. I'm gunna see if Steavie wants to take pics on Tuesday night so I can add some with the corset. Ugh.. I feel like throwin up. Well I'm gunna go.. Lata..
Horror Movie Character
You scored as Freddy Krueger. You are Freddy Krueger. You are evil, but enjoy having fun. Sure you made some bad choices in life, causing some parents to attack you, and burn you alive. But hey, you have even more fun now than you did then! You prefer waiting for your victims to fall asleep, so you can have fun with them in your world. But if they pull you out, you dont let that stop your fun! Freddy Krueger70%Pinhead65%Leatherface60%Michael Myers60%Jigsaw60%Hannibal Lecter45%Candyman45%Jason Voorhees45%Captain Spaulding30%Buffalo Bill30%
Horrible Christmas Weekend
YEP my dad was an ASSHOLE. It was aweful.
Horrible Night..
In my mind there is so much pain. And the feelings I have towards my thoughts, to some, mean nothing. Why can't I just let it go? I can't, I won't. I don't want to. Because for every moment there is a glimmer of happiness. And moments where I feel no stress. Moments of a genuine smile. These are the moments I love best. But these moments are all in vain. For now, I feel things will never be the same. It drags me down. It makes me cry. And now more than ever, I wish to die. I feel like I've lost something so close to me. A strong bond broken. And these thoughts I feel will never be. Maybe I am stupid. Maybe I don't matter. My life feels like a never ending, upwards battle. Until something special came unto my life. And I felt no more pain. Felt no more strife. Until the night when things came crashing down. I felt that special something back away. So if there is a God. Prove it to me now. Take me away from all this pain. Cause I can't see me without this somet
Horror Movie Poster Quiz...how Well Do U Know Ur Horror Flicks?
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Horray For 2007 (hilarious Predections For This Year)
New Year, Same Old Bullshit 2007 has just started, but that's not going to keep me from giving you all the year's top headlines. Other news sources may wait until hard facts and data have come across their desks before they report a story, but I'm going to cut right to the chase and tell you everything that went down in '07. Now, obviously I don't have any specific names, places or dates, but you can just fill those in as the year progresses and information is passed along. So without further adieu (or ado, depending on how big of a twat you are), here is "2007 - The Year in Review." In political news, President Bush urged Congress to [something involving the Middle East and the U.S. Military]. [Group of jerkoffs] supported the president, but [other group of jerkoffs] strongly opposed the president on this issue. Also in politics, [random senator or congressman] was embroiled in a scandal when it was discovered that [he or she] [accepted money illegally and/or had inappropr
Horror Movie Test
Horror Movie Test Over the top fanOk so you know way to much about horror movies. You might want to stumble out into the real world some time. Im a little concerned with your knowledge in this area. Good job Psycho! Take this test
Horror Hottie
Please vote for me ...voting runs until the end of the this month and you can vote every 24 hours..show your support.. you will have to register first..but they don't ask for your first born..(leave that for me! LOL) and you only need to do it once Vote for Monique dupree
Horror Killer
You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.Pinhead65%Jigsaw65%Hannibal Lecter60%Candyman50%Freddy Krueger50%Michael Myers45%Captain Spaulding25%Jason Voorhees20%Leatherface15%Buffalo Bill10%Wh
Horray!!!!!!
Today has finally arrived!!!I started college and my new class-welfare!!!and it was fantastic!!
Horror Picture Contest
I'm going to hold a contest that will start on March 12. Looking for horror pictures for use on my website, www.Devilsplayground666.com. Enter any type of pic you like, make it or find it, it just has to be horror themed. The top three entries will get gifts...I'll determine those later, but my last contest I awarded a tropical vaction and two rolexes, prizes will be much bigger this time, and the winners will recieve alot of promotion for their page on the playground as well. Just pm me and let me know what pic you have to enter. It will be a comment bombing contest.
Horrorscopes
once you have opened this email, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label, or you'll get bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign description. Dont try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there. Send to 7 friends. : TAURUS The Tramp Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.=] Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as .... Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. stubborn. Sexual as .... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Are the most sexiest people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost. :VIRGO:. The Virgin Domina
Horror Picture Contest (last Call For Entries!!!!)
I'm going to hold a contest that will start on March 12. Looking for horror pictures for use on my website, www.Devilsplayground666.com. Enter any type of pic you like, make it or find it, it just has to be horror themed. The top three entries will get gifts...I'll determine those later, but my last contest I awarded a tropical vaction and two rolexes, prizes will be much bigger this time, and the winners will recieve alot of promotion for their page on the playground as well. Just pm me and let me know what pic you have to enter. It will be a comment bombing contest. Enter the contest!
Horrible Week
Its been a long week March 13 would of been my moms b-day she passed away in 97 anyway for those of you that know me I work nights anyway i came home and found our pet ferret spike not feeling very well I sat up and held him all night I wasnt sure if he would make it until morning well he did. I took him to the vet they worked on him all day but around 730 pm i got a call he went to sleep and didnt wake up. Its very sad he developed prostate disease and it hit him very quickly he was a sweety and my kids are so sad we are going to miss him but i guess he was a birthday gift for mom I know I sound corny but I am an animal lover we had spike 3years and i was extremely allergic to him but could not give him up i also have 4 dogs im allergic to. well thats enough for now rip my sweet baby spike
Horrorfind Hotties
An article on me and Brenna lee roth Horrorfind hotties
Horror Contest Results!
1st place winner of a Tropical Vaction Poisonflightledr 2nd place Winner of a Diamond Ring! Jocelyn Echo 3rd place Winner of a Men's Ring! punk Thank you to everyone who entered the contest! All the pictures will be added along with links to everyone's pages to the Devilsplayground666.com very soon! :D
Horror Vids In My Stash
holy crap 2 of my friends have been deleted today. i starting to think i be next, if one of them flagging cunts looks in my stash it be buy buy shane05, but theres one thing i would like to know, is horror vids/pics conciderd NSFW. I always put a warning if a vid is scary/gory but they still could be reported NSFW, but if i do get deleted theres no way im coming back because its not the same site i joined a few months ago anyway all have a great weekend and a happy easter
Horror In Rhodesia
by Dr. William Pierce Last week we talked about the plight of the farmers of Rhodesia, now known as "Zimbabwe." Last week I reported to you that more than 800 White farms had been invaded and illegally taken over by Black squatters, with the blessing of the government of Black dictator Robert Mugabe. This week the number of White farm families pushed off their land by Black gangs has risen to more than 1,100, and the violence of the farm seizures is growing. Before, the Blacks used knives and clubs. Now they're using firearms. I also reported to you last week that I had seen on CNN Headline News a one-minute news segment about the dispossession of Rhodesian farmers. That was on Tuesday of last week. Then on Tuesday and Wednesday of this week I saw additional one-minute segments. Brief news segments also have begun appearing on other channels -- but they're all brief and all low key, all understated and unemotional, conveying no sense of urgency or tragedy. I guess that the excuse
The Horror
" I've seen horrors...horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to judge me. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that...But you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face...And you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies.
Horray For Underwires!!!
i really like underwire bras!! i tried to wear them before, but they hurt so bad...but now, they are nice and make my boobs sit up and salute! god bless america!!
Horror Industry Refers To Me As Gata
that si such a cool honour because everything that I am revolves around my feline ways!!! So now they simply call me GaTA...
Horrorscope So True...
Call in the cavalry if you need some help. You're so used to making everyone else's life easier that you forget to ask for favors. People will be glad to ride to the rescue.
Horror Movie Survival
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If the house you're living in tells you to "GO AWAY", do so immediately. Never take a bath or shower with a maniac/spirit/demon/creature in the house. When it appears that you have killed the maniac/spirit/demon/creature, DO NOT check to see if he/she/it is really dead. Keep hacking at it until it is in pieces small enough not to be a threat to you. If you've shot at it, shoot it again in the head, and remember, shoot till it stops moving, and then keep shooting till you're out of ammo. Then reload and shoot it some more. Then set it on fire and burn it up, this works with everything except demons and spirits. Then get the hell out of there! If plumbing fixtures or other structures in your home begin shaking and spewing body fluids, it's time to leave. Never read aloud from a book that summons demons. Even as a joke. Don't look under the bed. Do not search the basement, especially if t
Horray For Me
Wow lucky me... another site with another blog. I never even use these have the time so why the heck do i keep making them!? haha... *to self* grab a brain genius. Anyway... i'm still fairly new to cherry tap... figureing things out.. its a cool site though definitly like it. moving on with life....
Horror Scope
AHAHAHAHA My Horoscope(s) for today: This person has really gotten under your skin. Sometimes you can't decide if you love or hate the feeling. Well -- can't it be a little of both? Usually strong emotions carry their corollary right along with them. Keeping a secret may seem exciting, but it may actually be having a limiting effect on your heart. Life and love lived as an open book can be quite a thrill in itself. How about coming out with it? Pssssh...yeah right. *lol*
Horray For New Pics!
I updated a few pics. I left room to add more if I want to. Yep.. I'm bored. Ashley spends the night tomorrow night. Prolly gunna take pics.. who knows.. Well.. I'm gunna go.. Lata.. Jenner
Horrorscope?
You're a master at maintaining business as usual, but what if your insides are actually in turmoil? Let go of that mask. When other people realize you need help, they'll be perfectly willing to give it.
Horriscope.. Again:)
Life is more like a novel than you think. Before a certain story concludes, you have to run into some characters again and wrap up some loose ends. The stars say your narrative has some surprises in store. i really like this.. idk why.. but its so true.. for one im not in a very good part of my narrative right now but i know its going to get better i got a new job, new boyfriend, i have a soon to be wife.. and soon to have a new place to live :) so come on w/ the surprises cuz todays wont bring me down!
Horrible Road Head Accident
In an appalling blowjob accident, a man had his penis severed when he hit a tree while his wife was giving him a blowjob while he was driving their car. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic. He said the cost would be $4,500 for "small", $9,500 for "medium" or $16,000 for "large". The guy thought he'd get a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected. "Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor. The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen".
Horrible
I feel awful. I have been sick for a while now and it really sucks. I wish I could go to sleep and wake up and it would be gone. I have been sick for 2 weeks now and have been getting testing but haven't found anything out yet and still have a lot more testing to do. I am going to have my birthday soon I hope I am not sick then. I worried something really bad is wrong with me. Wish me luck if you read this.
Horrifying
he Interstate 35W bridge that MnDot has been working on all summer has collapsed. The entire span of the 35W bridge collapsed about 6:05 p.m. where the freeway crosses the river near University Avenue. Traffic in both directions was affected. Much of the bridge is in the Mississippi River. Firefighters and other rescue personnel are having a hard time reaching all the injured because of the debris and the location of the collapse. HCMC is in full emergency mode. KARE 11 reporter Trisha Volpe says ambulances have already begun arriving. The hospital has declared this an emergency situation and that means other hospitals in the area will be dedicating resources to help HCMC. Cars are crushed under the debris and some who survived the fall are swimming in the water. At least one vehicle, believed to be a semi truck, is on fire. Pieces of the bridge are on the parkway, which was filled with bikers and pedestrians. Bumper to bumper traffic and road construction were
A Horror Film I Starred In
The Horror
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Horror Movie Recommendation Of The Week!
DAMNED IN VENICE Mark is a young blind boy who is looked after by his embittered sister and also suffers from gruesome visions of an ominous man dressed in black. When the mysterious stranger steps out of Mark’s nightmares into reality, and his sister becomes unexpectedly pregnant, Mark is convinced that demonic forces are at work and that the birth of the antichrist may be at hand! This Italian merging of themes from The Omen and Rosemary’s Baby is a tense and atmospheric excursion into evil featuring a shocking climax that will not soon be forgotten! Gore, nudity and suspense can all be found in this rare and recommended film!! Mark and Lina Digital Conquest http://www.digitalconquestdvd.com
Horror Flicks
I guess this is just a little clarification for all those people that just don't get horror movies... Here are a few common scenarios: 1.) "That movie was totally cheesy, the special effects were like hella cheap, and it was just dumb." Maybe alot of horror movies are cheap, and cheesy. Thank god they are, that's one less giant Hollywood blockbuster, that supposedly reinvents film as we know it, while offering nothing really worth watching. As far as the special effects go, at least you are seeing practical effects crafted by genuine fans of movies, not what the Evil Conglomerates are telling you is the movie of the year, or that if you don't see some new movie, you're a homophobe, a racist, or just don't understand a good movie... If you are looking for your enlightinment from Hollywood you have a massive problem. Give me a cheap, shitty movie made for nothing more than passion, and love, and a cast and crew that stands behind their project anyday. I'll take 1,000 of those be
A Horrible Night And A Wonderful Night? Zepman's Friday Night Saga
Yes, how can that happen? A horrible night, and a wonderful night? Well, listen to this... I played a free gig (for drinks and tips, setting out my usual goldfish bowl marked "Zepman's Tips" at, of all places, Village Bowling Lanes in Little Chute, where they had recently expanded the bar area...well, I seemed to be a hit there, with everyone giving me a great response and lots of love. I talk to the owner, Colleen, who was there early on, on Monday...and according to the bartender, who said she really liked me, and the many patrons that put in a good word to Colleen for me, it looks positive that they will be hiring me to play every other Friday night there (fee to be negotiated, I'm going to ask my customary $150.00 for smaller venues). It was soooo cool that at least one of my "Zepman Friends", Tony, was able to make it down and give me a needed break for awhile (and NOBODY does Neil Young better than Tony - complete with harmonica around his neck, too!) Hey, all seems just
Horrible Lunch
ok.... it was a BIG mistake going to the restaurant that is here in the bank food is cheaper but i swear you it was horrible food and i would eat anything else than this: i asked for lil fish burgers, and they tasted like paper, i wanted rice and they gave me a rice that wasn't cooked well, and with a weird flavour that isn't any herb spice or anything i could tell, just a taste like paint (and yes, it was yellow rice but no it wasn't curry or anything like that) and NO, the food here it's something i wont never miss *BARFS* i so wasted my money to pay this lunch ugh they even didn't bring me the soda i asked for! they brought me another one!!!!! (yes, you can call them and they will deliver your food to your office) and i said to beever i wasn't going to mention him in my blog McFuBeAveR©@ fubar and i'm not going of course... (i lied) wubs you
Horrorscrope!
Ha! Today's Horrorscrope! You may feel like giving up, thanks to weird signals or missed deadlines -- but try your best to hang in there! Things should pick up in the very near future, and you'll be glad you kept the faith.
Horror Scope
Aries Try not to worry too much about what your coworkers are thinking or feeling -- if they aren't being up front with you, that's their problem. You've got to take advantage of the situation right away. those of you who know my particular dilemma of late will smile now...
Horrorscope
My horroscopes are begining to tell the story of my life.....here's another example: Daily Horoscope: Cancer For September 19,2007 While everything seems to be fine on the surface, you may need to work on some personal issue that has been nagging at you lately. You've certainly got the right mindset for it now, so take all the time you need!
Horror Movie Survival Guide.
If the house you're living in tells you to "GO AWAY", do so immediately. Never take a bath or shower with a maniac/spirit/demon/creature in the house. When it appears that you have killed the maniac/spirit/demon/creature, DO NOT check to see if he/she/it is really dead. Keep hacking at it until it is in pieces small enough not to be a threat to you. If you've shot at it, shoot it again in the head, and remember, shoot till it stops moving, and then keep shooting till you're out of ammo. Then reload and shoot it some more. Then set it on fire and burn it up, this works with everything except demons and spirits. Then get the hell out of there! If plumbing fixtures or other structures in your home begin shaking and spewing body fluids, it's time to leave. Never read aloud from a book that summons demons. Even as a joke. Don't look under the bed. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out. If trees, TVs, or other objects try to consume your c
The Horror
"They train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write fuck on their airplanes because it's obscene! "
Horrorscopes!!
Capricorns are in the middle of a huge growth phase. Both personally and with your career, things are on the move. Be careful that you don't miss opportunities to lift yourself into a higher category, especially when it concerns dealing with emotional baggage. When you consciously take another path when a familiar situation comes by, it will highlight that past lessons have been learned.
Horror Scope Oct,23 Scrop.
You need to play with the people you see every day, from family members to customers at work. Flirt as much as you like -- there's no reason to believe that people will take it too seriously.
Horror Pics
I am deleting alot of my photos right now and one of the folders I am deleting is the horror animation. So if anyone wants any of the animations go save them now before its gone!
Horrible Day
2 DAY IS THE WORST DAY EVER...I WAS ON THE PC WHEN I HEARD DOGS...I GOT UP TO C WHOS DOGS THEY WAS...AND NOTICED THEY WAS THE DOGS ACROSSED THE STREET...THEN I NOTICED THE DOGS HAD THE CAT N THIER MOUTH ONE ON EACH END PULLIN BACKWARDS... TRYIN TO RIP THE CAT N PIECES...NOW HES N AT THE VETS FIGHTIN TO LIVE...SADINS ME TO SAY THAT MY OTHER CAT THAT WAS PREGNANT WAS TWISTED LIKE A PREZLE... SHE WAS THE SWEETEST CAT EVER SHE WAS ONLY 3 YRS OLD... RIP PATACHES UR LOVED N MISSED
Horrible Start To The New Year....
So besides me being sick for the past week I was just on the phone with my uncle and he gave me bad news. My aunt's mother is at the hospital, she isn't doing so hot... She is in stage 4 of brain cancer. We haven't heard what kind of time frame she has left. And there isn't any kind of treatment that can be provided due to the stage she is in. And as most of you know this isn't the first time cancer has struck in my family, it is extremely difficult to deal with but I know everyone needs to remain strong. So please just keep my family in your thoughts and prayers. Thank you.
The Horrific Story Of An Unneccessary Death Of A Marine...this Is Wrong, It Should Have Never Happened!
I AM UTTERLY HORRIFIED
Horrorpops
hehe! i am thinking about going to a HORRORPOPS SHOW!!! next month i hope it works out...
Horrible, Horrible Day.....
This has been one of the worst days I've had.....in a very long time. I have the worst headache to add to it! Why is it that .....oh well....just forget it.
Horrible Weekend
What a weekend. I could use some help. Saturday night i went to the restroom, went to get up and i blacked out and collapsed. I hit my head on what i still havent figured out. I was unconcious for a short time, and when I woke up I couldn't get up and all I saw was blood. So I called my wife into help me up. After she got me up we went to the er and te put 8 staples in my head. I also hurt my shoulder when I fell. So for the help. Does any one know a reason that would cause me to blackout. I know it wasn't my blood suger they tested that and it was purfect.
The Horrors Of Sleep
Sleep brings no joy to me, Rememberance never dies, My soul is given to mystery, And lines in sighs. Sleep brings no rest to me; The shadows of the dead My wakening eyes may never see Surround my bed. Sleep brings no hope to me, In soundest sleep they come, And with their doleful imag'ry Deepen the gloom. Sleep brings no strength to me, No powered renewed to brave; I only sail a wilder sea, A darker wave. Sleep brings no friend to me To soothe and aid to bear; They all gaze on, how scornfully, And I despair. Sleep brings no wish to fret My harnassed heart beneath; My only wish is to forget In endless sleep of death.
Horrorscope
Critical moments pass, And doctrines of fools will last. I am just trying to cope, Into my horroscope. Through eyes and ears they bleed, Reciting their holy creed. Heeding but one request, The future, is put to, rest... Bless me in darkened days, Down to my knees I pray. I am just trying to cope, Within this horrorscope. In the wake of all frustration, I begin to loose control. Watched as the weapons fired, Bombs burst in the air... Burned in the fields of fire! Standing in the middle of nowhere. Watched as the weapons fired, Baptized in fields of fire! Well, The change in here, an' the future clear. I can feel it coming. So full of hate, its geting late! Yeah, I know its coming. When all the choice turned to just one voice, Yeah, the wind is turning. This is your horrorscope... Words laced with blasphemy, Drip with sincerity. Falling into the plan, Like sacrificial lambs. Hearing the words and said, Rings like nail, to the head. Now I can
Horrorscopes
yeah, we've all seen this before, but I received this from my best friend this morning and she says that Libra (my sign) fits me to a T. Does it really? CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (DEC 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want. AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality. PISCES - The Drea mer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unse
Horrible Days
Hey everyone i have had the past couple of weeks that are so horrible. Sept 12th my father died,October 8th love of my life went to jail and it has not gotten better. NEED HELP TO CALM DOWN, PLEASE!!!!!
Horripilation
horripilation \haw-rip-uh-LAY-shuhn; ho-\, noun: the act or process of the hair bristling on the skin, as from cold or fear; goose flesh
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