I can’t believe when you meet someone, some people still ask ‘what’s your sign? ‘What’s your sign?’ - how dated is that? Going to ask me if I was at Woodstock too, hippie? It’s stupid - like everyone born within an entire month of me is exactly the same. I was talking to one girl - every bit of conversation would go straight back to that. “You like movies , you drink Miller Lite, you wear a watch? - That is so Scorpio. Looking like you want to slap me to shut me up - totally Scorpio.” Stop saying that! She was so annoying…. I almost didn’t sleep with her. Then the next morning - “Are you going to call me?” Well, I would, but you know us Scorpios.
