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How Sexual Are You?You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. You are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky90%A Sicko50%Average40%A WUSS !!0%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com
How Sexual Are You?You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky80%Average40%A Sicko30%A WUSS !!30%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com
How Sexy Is Your NameYour Name Is Pretty Sexy! :)
Your name scored 138 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test"
How Sexy Is Your Name?
How Sexy Is Your Name TestYour Name Is Too Too Sexy! :)
Your name scored 170 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test"
How Sexy Is Your Name?
How Sexy Is Your NameYour Name Is Pretty Sexy! :)
Your name scored 103 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test"
How Sexy Is Your Name?
How Sexy Is Your NameYour Name Is Pretty Sexy! :)
Your name scored 101 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test"
How Sexy Is Your Name?
How Safe Is The Internet Really???A single woman with a young daughter decided to join an online dating site. Being all new to the internet and the online dating scene she followed her heart when creating her account. She never dreamed that there could be any harm or danger and these sites must screen their members. She was totally honest with what she wrote about herself. She listed her true city she lived in, the job she held, and even children and pets she had. Then came the picture part of her ad. She picked a picture of herself that was most current. Deciding she wanted to continue being honest she proudly added a picture of herself and her 6 yr old daughter and the family dog. Once she had her ad all set she went ahead and posted it.
Barely 2 weeks later she had this very handsome, professional man e-mailing her. She was amazed at how kind he was and truly thought he was the man for her. He stated though that he was over 500 miles away from her but was still interested. To her credit though he was so perfect s
How Soon Is NowOne of my fave songs..orginally by The Smiths but I like Love Spit Loves version the bestest!
I am the son and the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I'm the son and heir
Of nothing in particular
You shut your mouth, how can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
I am the son and the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I'm the son and heir
Of nothing in particular
You shut your mouth, how can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
There's a club, if you'd like to go
You could meet someone who really loves you
So you go, and you stand on your own and you leave on your own
And you go home, and you cry and you want to die
When you say it's gonna happen "now"
When exactly do you mean?
See, I've already waited too long
And all my hope is gone
Someday
Not one in particular
How Sexy Am IYou are 91% fuckable!
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
How's Your Karma?You Have Good Karma
In general, you like to do the right thing when it comes to others.
Your caring personality really shines through.
Sure, you have your moments of weakness - and occasionally act out.
But, all in all, you're karma is good... even with those few dark spots.
How's Your Karma?
How Sexual Are You?You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky100%A Sicko80%Average60%A WUSS !!30%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com
How Sexy Is My Name?Your Name Is Too Too Sexy! :)
Your name scored 184 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test"
How Sexy Is Your Name?
How Sexy Is Your Name?Your Name Is Too Too Sexy! :)
Your name scored 203 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test"
How Sexy Is Your Name?
How Stupid Are You?You scored as Not Stupid At All. You know your stuff when it comes to history and geographyNot Stupid At All100%Average95%Kinda Stupid80%Very stupid40%How Stupid Are You? Actual Facts Quiz!created with QuizFarm.com
How Smart Are You Quiz Off Testariffichow smart are you
flat out genius
Ok, theres not much I can say here accept congratulations! There is noone smarter than you. Well, except the few others who made it here. I mean Im just gonna leave it at that. Im sure your much too above what I could say.
How's Your Year So Far?Well, so far this year has started off where It left off last year. Still working o.t, still in debt, kids still at home (lol), still hungover from the Holiday. The list goes on. I am sure it will get better, it has too....right?
How Sinful Are You?Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 100%
Greed: 80%
Wrath: 80%
Envy: 60%
Sloth: 40%
Gluttony: 20%
Pride: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 57%
You'll die from overexertion. *wink*
How Sinful Are You?
How Sexualy Ghetto Are You13% Ghetto ...Not Ghetto.
You are not ghetto. You enjoy sex, but you wouldn’t risk your life or reputation as a seductive lover to get some.
'How sexually ghetto are you?' at QuizUniverse.com
Hows It Going?So how isa everyone doing? I am alright getting ready to try to go get a job which has been pretty hard doing with the fact that I am on F. probation it freaking sucks and it makes me scared of looking for a job beause i hate rejection!
How Smart Are Youhow smart are you flat out geniusOk, theres not much I can say here accept congratulations! There is noone smarter than you. Well, except the few others who made it here. I mean Im just gonna leave it at that. Im sure your much too above what I could say. Take this test
How Smart Are Youhow smart are you flat out geniusOk, theres not much I can say here accept congratulations! There is noone smarter than you. Well, except the few others who made it here. I mean Im just gonna leave it at that. Im sure your much too above what I could say. Take this test
Hows Your Attitude?......Your Attitude is Better than 90% of the Population
You've got a winner attitude. You're always optimistic and cheery. Your personality will get you far in life.
How's Your Attitude?
How Sarcastic Are You?You Have Your Sarcastic Moments
While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge.
In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead!
And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in.
Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious.
How Sarcastic Are You?
How Sarcastic Are You?...this One Is Sooooo Right!...lolYou're Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad.
How Sarcastic Are You?
How Smart Are You?how smart are you flat out geniusOk, theres not much I can say here accept congratulations! There is noone smarter than you. Well, except the few others who made it here. I mean Im just gonna leave it at that. Im sure your much too above what I could say. Take this test
How Sexy Is Your Name?Your Name Is Sexy! :)
Your name scored 85 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test"
How Sexy Is Your Name?
How Sexy Is Your Name?Just something fun.....enjoy......!!!!
Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below.
A=100
B=14
C=9
D=28
E=145
F=12
G=3
H=10
I=200
J=100
K=114
L=100
M=25
N=450
O=80
P=2
Q=12
R=400
S=113
T=405
U=11
V=10
W=10
X=3
Y=210
Z=23
*under 60 points= not too sexy
*from 61-300 points= pretty sexxy
over 301-599 points= VERY sexxxxy!!!
*beyond 600= beyond very, very sexy !!!!
How Scary Are You?You Are Not Scary
Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet?
How Scary Are You?
How's Your Vocabulary?Your Vocabulary Score: A-
Congratulations on your multifarious vocabulary!
You must be quite an erudite person.
How's Your Vocabulary?
How's Your Vocabulary?Your Vocabulary Score: A-
Congratulations on your multifarious vocabulary!
You must be quite an erudite person.
How's Your Vocabulary?
How Sexy Is Your Name?Under 60 points= not too sexy
From 61-300 points= pretty sexxy
Over 301-599 points= VERY sexxxxy!!!
Beyond 600= beyond verry verry verry sexy!!!!
A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12 G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25 N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405 U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23
I'm 1,137...Yeah. It's full of shit.
How Sexy Is Ur Name???Your Name Is Pretty Sexy! :)
Your name scored 131 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test"
How Sexy Is Your Name?
How Sexy Is Your Name?Your Name Is Off the Sexy Scale! :)
Your name scored 420 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test"
How Sexy Is Your Name?
How Sexy Is Your Name?Your Name Is Off the Sexy Scale! :)
Your name scored 420 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test"
How Sexual Are YouYou prefer Spontaneous sex!
You're into spontaneous sex. Anywhere, any time the mood takes you. Just be careful that your sexcapades don't land you in a (ahem) tight spot.
'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com
How Sexual Is My Name?David --
[adjective]:100% kinky
'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
How Seductive Are You???Your Seduction Style: Au Natural
You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.
You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?
You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.
What Kind of Seducer Are You?
How Sexy Is That....I want to look deep into your blue eyes...
I want to trace your body with my fingertips, just barely touching you...
I want trace the tip of my tongue along every inch of your body, till you shiver with desire...
I want to feel you shake with desire burning inside wanting and waiting to exploded with passion...
I want to make you feel loved with the desire of passion...
I want all your fantasies to come true...
I want to surrender myself to you...
I want you to know deep inside that this is real...
I need you now...
As I look deep into your blue eyes and tell you I need you, now more than ever...
I want you so much I can taste you ....
My heart races and skips a beat when I think of you and what fantasies we can fulfill together...
My body shakes, burns, melts, with desire for your touch...
How sexy is that....
How Seductive Are You?You are suave.
You are attractive both psyically and mentally. You use your abilities to attract anyone you desire.
'What is your seduction style?' at QuizUniverse.com
How Sexy Are You?According to experts, I am : 69% SexyTake the Sexy Quiz at JokesUnlimited.com
How's Your KarmaYou Have Fantastic Karma
You are a kind, sensitive, and giving person.
And all your good deeds will pay off - if they haven't already.
But you're not so concerned with what you get in return anyway.
You have an innate caring nature - and nothing can change that!
How's Your Karma?
How's Your Body Image?Your Body Image is 4% Unhealthy, 96% Healthy
You have a great body image. You know that no one looks perfect, and you're happy the way you are.
Also, you don't judge other people on their looks... and it helps them feel better about their own bodies!
How's Your Body Image?
How Sexually Stunning Are You?How sexually stunning are you? Stunningly SensualYou are subtle with your sexiness. You don't lay it on thick, just enough to make them swing your way. Your lover will enjoy how you can put them on the edge & slowly let them go over. No need to change. You like it just how it is. Take this test
How Special My Baby Makes Me Feelgurl i love you so much and ive never mett you but ive got an good feeling bout this so im going wit it usualy i dont but this ones different ill love her til i die baby love you bunches and im never gonna let you go from the bottom of my heart muah
How Sexy Is Your Name?Your Name Is Too Too Sexy! :)
Your name scored 247 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test"
How Sexy Is Your Name?
How Sexual Am I?You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky70%A Sicko40%Average30%A WUSS !!20%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com
How Scary Are You?You Are Creepy
Serial killers would run away from you in a flash.How Scary Are You?
How Stupid Can You Be ???Have you noticed how stupid and frustrating some reporters and commentators can be? Example ~~ a man has a bad car crash, he struggles to climb out of the twisted wreck and falls to the ground... a reporter runs over and says " tell me sir , how did it feel to hit that concrete wall at 90mph" would the obvious need to be said... aahhh ..it fuckin hurt... what'd ya think !!!..
Which leads me to the Bud shoot out.... I was pissed before it even started.. I went to a web site to find out the start time.. it stated 8:30... oh really !!! dahhh would that be eastern, central, mountain, or pacific time zone. just a wealth of info there!!!..
Pre race interviews 5 minutes before the start of the race, they ask Junior about his relations with DEI... What an idiot.. I laughed when Junior told him "I don't want to talk about that..lets talk about the race" The look he gave him said it all... YOU FRIGGIN IDIOT !!
I used to race and before you climb in the car you don't want to hear or
How Sarcastic Are You ?You're Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad.
How Sarcastic Are You?
How's Your Taste In MusicYour Taste in Music:
90's Hip Hop: Highest Influence
90's Pop: Highest Influence
80's R&B: High Influence
80's Rock: High Influence
90's Alternative: High InfluenceHow's Your Taste in Music?
Hows This For "high-tech"? LolJust A Day At The Sauna
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A
SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER
FORE-ARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT
WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM. A FEW
MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER
EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A
MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD
TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO
THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER
REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER
WOMAN FINALLY SAID..."WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!!
How Smart R U?You have a sexual IQ of 156
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
How Sinful Are You?Your Deadly Sins
Sloth: 40%
Greed: 20%
Lust: 20%
Pride: 20%
Envy: 0%
Gluttony: 0%
Wrath: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
You will die with your hand down your underwear, watching Star Trek.
How Sinful Are You?
How Shy Men Should Approach WomenHow Shy Men Should Approach Women
>NOTE: If you're interested in learning how to use
the "secret language" of communication that I call
"Sexual Communication"... then you should take a
minute and read THIS:
http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/SexualCommunication/
***QUESTION***
Dave-o...
What would your advice be for a shy guy who
used to be really ugly but is now not ugly and has
plenty of women attracted to him but they never
talk to him? How in the name of Oprah Winfrey's
ass do I start a conversation with a woman I don't
even know???
>>>MY COMMENTS:
OK, you realize that I've chosen your email to
be included here is because you've mentioned
Oprah's ass... which is a funny thing to talk
about all by itself.
Why, I have no idea... but it is.
As far as starting conversations with women,
here are a few ideas for you...
First of all, you must realize that your body
language is more important than the words you use.
How Sexy Is Your Zodiac SignOnce you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label, or you'll get bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign description. This is real shit, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there.
:CAPRICORN:. The passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports.
Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
.:TAURUS The tease¢¾
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! L
How Sexy Is Ur Zodiac SignOnce you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label, or you'll get bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign description. This is real shit, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there.
:CAPRICORN:. The passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports.
Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
.:TAURUS The tease¢¾
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! L
How's It Gonna Be?It started with an invitation,
will you be my friend?
the more we talked,
the more the walls caved ,
I somehow let you in,
We talked away the hours,
we laughed,we joked, we cryed,
we shared our heart felt feelings,
I told you things that no one knew,
with every word we spoke,
my love grew for you,
now we have our problems,
we argue more then we should,
I wish things could be diffrent,
I would change this if I could,
Do use both one favor,
before you just walk away,
and search your heart,
ask your self,
HOWS IT GONNA BE?
How's It Going To Be ( Third Eye Blind ) by flycodes.com
How Stupid Am IGod I am such an idiot. How many times am I going to let him do this shit to me. I want to be with this guy so much but he doesn't want to be "tied down" right now, and I'm just sitting back and letting him do whatever hoping and hoping that he will realize we should be together. He tell's me he's being all stupid about our situation, and he say's that I'm his and all this shit but how do I know for sure. GOD I NEED MENTAL HELP!!!!
How Sex Starts{lol}...a smile leads to a laugh
...a laugh leads to a high 5
...a high 5 leads to a hug
...a hug leads to a kiss
...a kiss leads 2 makeout
...a makeout leads 2 finger
...a finger leads to a hand
...a hand leads to a lick
...a lick leads to a suck
...a suck leads 2 a .........
So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.
...u add the bed
...subtract the clothes
...divide the legs
...leave your solution
...and pray you dont multiply!
How Smart Is Your Right Foot ? ?Right foot
This is funny to try and you feel like a idiot doing it..
How smart is Your Right Foot ? ?
Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon.....
.......
This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It's preprogrammed in your brain!
1. WITHOUT anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY......) and while sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift
your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
Your foot will change direction.
I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it!!!
How's Your Weekend?Just thought I'd drop in for a quick "HI", and see how everyone's weekend is going so far. Guess it's going pretty good on this end. I slept in, and that is always a favorite thing to do on the weekend...being the lazy person that I am...lol
I got an email from Kirk. He's been away from home for a few days, working on a road crew about 2 hours from Mt. Gambier. He'll be gone for about 1 week, but the pay is great. He says it's a pretty neat job...and he's learned how to drive one of those big highway rollers...which he said was pretty awesome. The company supplies accomidations while they're working there, and they've got a little bungalow type place right on the beach. Can't get much better than that, I wouldn't think. He says he does miss his "girls" , though, especially now that Lilly is home, and then he has to take right off for this job. He has another one waiting that is closer to home, once this one is over.
I don't know that we have much planned for toda
How Sexy R UYou Are 79% Sexy
Your Sex Appeal Is: Extremely High
You're very sexy. You just have that certain something that takes over a room.
You know how to attract, entice, and keep whoever you want. You are truly appealing.
How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
How Sad That We Forget.......JAMIE BULGER FEB 1993Remember February 1993 when a young 3 yr old boy was taken from
Liverpool , United Kingdom , by two 10-year-old boys? Jamie Bulger
walked away from his mother for only a second and Jon Venables took his
hand and led him out of the mall with his friend Robert Thompson They
took Jamie on a walk for over 2 and a half miles, along the way stopping
every now and again to torture the poor little boy who was crying
constantly for his mother. Finally they stopped at a railway track where
they brutally kicked him, threw stones at him, rubbed paint in his eyes
and pushed batteries up his anus. It was actually worse than this. What
these two boys did was so horrendous that Jamie's mother was forbidden
to view his body. They then left his beaten small body on the tracks so
a train could run him over to hide the mess they had created.
These two boys, even being boys, understood what they did was wrong,
hence trying to make it look like an accident. This week Lady
How Smart Are You Really?Okay test yor might,here is a riddle,don't bother trying to look it up because it's an original."I move about continually,yet no legs I posess.I have no means nor will to go,but I travel nonetheless.In medium I am finite,yet conceptually without end.Possessing power to make war,or peaceful word to send.In my head I hold no thought,yet my council men do seek.By my gift I blind the wisest eye and tie the tounge of speech".
24 How Should My Diet Fit InThis is a wide open area of discussion. Let me say right at the start that I am not a health freak and at this point don't care if I get back to single digit body fat again. That is mostly due to the fact that I believe that a lot more is involved in eating than nutrition. I love fried chicken and a hamburger loaded down with onion, tomatoe, and lettuce.
Enough of the advertisement. It is true that I do eat those different things I also have a bodacious sweet tooth BUT after I indulge those things I get back to reality. That is the key.
Earlier you heard me talk about taking days off of your workout routine well the same can be true with your meals. If you have something that you really like a lot plan to have it just don't bloat yourself out with it and only do it every now and then. When you've enjoyed your treat then get back to your normal diet.
I like the idea of planning to have those treats ahead of time because it helps you to reward good work as well as appea
How Slutty Are You?Congratulations your a REAL Slut! Your deffinatly not going to lose it becuase you sure are using it!
Your Motto: "I'll try anyone or anything once or twice!"
Your Sign: "Slippery When Wet!"
* Don't forget to pratice SAFE SEX! Better stock up on condoms and lube!Take The Slut Quiz Now!"Slut Quiz - Female" is available here***starXtest v2.0***
How Slutty Are You QuizI did this quiz on how slutty i am. clicked to do the male version of the quiz and this was my results
Congratulations your a SUPER SLUT!
You get around! and Around! and Around!
When you wake up in the morning, your not likely to be in your own bed! Oh what is that I see is that bush burn on your face!
Your Motto: "Have I done you yet?"
Your Sign: "Your All Whores!"
* Don't forget to pratice SAFE SEX! Better stock up on condoms and lube! And at your rate I am sure you can get volume discounts!
Take The Slut Quiz Now!"Slut Quiz - Men" is available here***starXtest v2.0***I'd say they're about spot on with their analysis of me. lol....YeY for being a whore :D
How Six Men Got On In The WorldA father once called his three sons before him, and he gave to the first a cock, to the second a scythe, and to the third a cat. I am already aged, said he, my death is nigh, and I have wished to provide for you before my end, money I have not, and what I now give you seems of little worth, but all depends on your making a sensible use of it. Only seek out a country where such things are still unknown, and your fortune is made.
After the father's death the eldest went away with his cock, but wherever he came the cock was already known, in the towns he saw him from a long distance, sitting upon the steeples and turning round with the wind, and in the villages he heard more than one crowing, no one would show any wonder at the creature, so that it did not look as if he would make his fortune by it.
At last, however, it happened that he came to an island where the people knew nothing about cocks, and did not even understand how to divide their time. They certainly knew when it was m
How Smart Are You?I got 10 of 11 correct!
(It scores automatically, so if you decide to change your answer, it won't affect your score as it's already been counted)
http://www.mikescomputerinfo.com/inteltest.htm
How Smart Are You?I got 10 of 11 correct!
(It scores automatically, so if you decide to change your answer, it won't affect your score as it's already been counted)
http://www.mikescomputerinfo.com/inteltest.htm
How Smart Are You?I got 10 of 11 correct!
(It scores automatically, so if you decide to change your answer, it won't affect your score as it's already been counted)
http://www.mikescomputerinfo.com/inteltest.htm
Hows It GoingHows it going everyone,
I have just joined cherrytap and so I am new and checking things out here. It certainly does look different, and looks like it has some cool features.
Anyways a bit about me, I am in the Toronto Canada area with long brown hair and eyes and stand at 5'10 with a slim build. I have been told that I have a good sense of humour and I like to watch a good movie and I mostly listen to classic rock and some metal.
I'm just out here to chat and make a few friends along the way. I have posted some good blogs on Yahoo 360 (thats what I have been told anyways lol) and I will be posting some of them here. If you have a good sense of humour, then you will like some of them.
So welcome to my page,a nd if you want to chat sometime, drop me a line. Take it easy.
How Selfish Are You?You Are 28% Selfish
In general, you are a very giving person who treats others very well.
But at times, you insist on getting your way - when it matters most to you.
How Selfish Are You?
How Selfish Are You?You Are 18% Selfish
In other words, you're a warm, caring considerate person.
Just make sure to get your way sometimes. There's a fine line between unselfish and pushover.How Selfish Are You?
How's Your Attitude?Your Attitude is Better than 15% of the Population
You have a negative attitude. You tend to see the dark side of every situation. Free ice cream? No thanks, it will just make you fat!
How's Your Attitude?
How Smart Are You?WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ
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Please answer all questions before scrolling down for the answers.
1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) >From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese Gooseberries from?
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
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ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ
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1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years
2) Which country makes Pa
How Sexy Am IYou Are 83% Sexy
Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts!
Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it.
You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride.
How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
How's Your Taste In Music?Your Taste in Music:
80's Rock: Highest Influence
Classic Rock: Highest Influence
Heavy Metal: Highest Influence
90's Alternative: High Influence
90's Pop: High InfluenceHow's Your Taste in Music?
Hows Your Taste In Music?Your Taste in Music:
90's Alternative: High Influence
90's Hip Hop: Medium Influence
Adult Alternative: Medium Influence
80's Pop: Low Influence
80's R&B: Low Influence
How's Your Taste in Music?
How Sexy???According to experts, I am : 89% SexyTake the Sexy Quiz at JokesUnlimited.com
How Strawberries Were Made & WhyHow Strawberries were made and why
Long ago, First Man and First Woman were living together in their home near the lake. Earth Maker was their good friend and visited often.
First Man and First Woman loved each other very much and were happy together. Occasionally they had little arguments, which First Woman always won, but the arguements were never serious. Then one day they had a Monumental fight! They fought over who started the fight, then they had another fight about what the first fight had been about. Finally First Woman had enough "I'm sick of you and you can cook your own supper tonight and for the rest of your life!" and she strode out of the home, across the field, down the valley and over the hill beyond, all without a backwards glance. First Man sat back and breathed a sigh of relief, he thought he was better off without First Woman. When the sun set, First Man decided to have some supper.
Now First Man had no knowledge of cooking, First Woman had done all those
How Sexy Are You ?You Are 68% Sexy
Your Sex Appeal Is: Extremely High
You're very sexy. You just have that certain something that takes over a room.
You know how to attract, entice, and keep whoever you want. You are truly appealing.
How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
How Sinful Are You ?Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 40%
Envy: 20%
Pride: 20%
Sloth: 20%
Wrath: 20%
Gluttony: 0%
Greed: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 17%
You'll die from overexertion. *wink*
How Sinful Are You?
How Sexual Are YouYou scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky100%Average50%A Sicko30%A WUSS !!10%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com
How Sad List Of The Deadlist School ShootingsA list of some fatal shootings that took place at U.S. colleges or universities in recent years. Monday's campus shooting at Virginia Tech was the deadliest in U.S. history.
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_April 16, 2007: A gunman kills 21 people in a dorm and a classroom at Virginia Tech in Blacksburg, Va.
_Sept. 2, 2006: Douglas W. Pennington, 49, kills himself and his two sons, Logan P. Pennington, 26, and Benjamin M. Pennington, 24, during a visit to the campus of Shepherd University in Shepherdstown, W.Va.
_Oct. 28, 2002: Failing University of Arizona Nursing College student and Gulf War veteran Robert Flores, 40, walks into an instructor's office and fatally shoots her. A few minutes later, armed with five guns, he enters one of his nursing classrooms and kills two more of his instructors before fatally shooting himself.
_Jan. 16, 2002: Graduate student Peter Odighizuwa, 42, recently dismissed from Virginia's Appalachian School of Law, returns to campus and kills the dean, a pro
How Sexual Are You?You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky100%A Sicko30%Average30%A WUSS !!20%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com
How Sexually HotAccording to this reading, you are 86% sexually hot!
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How Sexually Hot Are YouAccording to this reading, you are 71% sexually hot!
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How Sexy Is Your NameYour Name Is Pretty Sexy! :)
Your name scored 131 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test"
How Sexy Is Your Name?
How Sex StartsHow sex starts....
a smile leads to a laugh
...a laugh leads to a high 5
...a high 5 leads to a hug
...a hug leads to a kiss
...a kiss leads 2 a makeout
...makeout leads to a feel up
...a feel up leads 2 a finger
...a finger leads to a hand
...a hand leads to a lick
...a lick leads to a suck
...a suck leads 2 a fuck.
...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.
...u add the bed
..subtract the clothes
...divide the legs
...leave your solution
...and pray you dont multiply
How Sexy Are You?Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below, then write it at the bottom!
under 45 points= NOT TOO SEXY...sorry
46-75 points= PRETTY SEXY
76-99 points= VERY DAMN SEXY!
100+ points= SEXY AS FUCK!!!!!!
A=23
B=14
C=9
D=28
E=20
F=12
G=3
H=10
I=10
J=11
K=30
L=31
How Stupid Do You Have To Be.ok so here goes. we have my wifes father watch our two year old once a week when wifey has school and i have work. this last wed. he was supposed to be watching her, and somehow had a brainfart that lasted all goddamn night. we both got back at around 9:30 at night to find him out side walking around with Ally our 2year old, looking for our dog shadow.
his story is that she got past the baby gate and let the dog out, somewhere around 9. that would be almost ok if she was allowed past the friggin gate. he's supposed to keep her from doing that,failed big time. Granted she's two and if you have kids you know it's hard to stop them sometimes they just slip by, but in this case, she had to kick open the baby gate, play in the kitchen for a while, quietly not likly, and get passed two dogs to open the door without him noticing. how does this happen? i ask you.
now i get home to questions from the people next door about why somebody that lives a building up from us found Ally walking down
How Sexy Is Your Name?Your Name Is Pretty Sexy! :)
Your name scored 103 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test"
How Sexy Is Your Name?
How Sarcastic Are You ?You Have Your Sarcastic Moments
While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge.
In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead!
And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in.
Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious.
How Sarcastic Are You?
How Sex Start..a smile leads to a laugh
...a laugh leads to a high 5
...a high 5 leads to a hug
...a hug leads to a kiss
...a kiss leads 2 a makeout
...makeout leads to a feel up
...a feel up leads 2 a finger
...a finger leads to a hand
...a hand leads to a lick
...a lick leads to a suck
...a suck leads 2 a fuck.
...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.
...u add the bed
..subtract the clothes
...divide the legs
...leave your solution
...and pray you don't multiply
How Sweet It Is To Be Loved By YouHello my dear Ctappers.
Whew it's been a hell of a day for me. But I survived as you can see. I'd tell you what happened but then I'd have to slap myself. Ok talk sweet and I may make it the topic of my next blogg, hehe. Ok well I'm off to see the wizard, the fucking wonderful wizz of ozz hehe, SEE ME IN YOUR NIGHTMARES, B/C I AM ALREADY SOMEONES DREAM COME TRUE MUAHHHHH . I'll be glad when this person reveals them self
Hows This For A Dear John LetterTo The One That Ripped Put My Heart,
I am really not sure what to say to you. I can't take this anymore. You have no room in your life for me or anyone extra for that fact. Your life maybe your kids and I respect that.But it all revolves around your wife and that is
something I can not deal with. There are so many things you keep from me and I am not that kind of person. Each and every thing you keep from me/ to me is just one more lie you dont want to tell me. There is no passion in you atleast not for me anyway. It breaks my heart everytime we (make love) when there is a lack of passion on your part. I can't say these things to your face because you just say "You gotta stop!" you know what I say is the truth please stop lying to yourself and to me. I really don't see why you even want to be with me. Your wife seems to me more important to you than I ever will. As for the Love you say that you have for me? I am not sure if you say it because you want someone here with you. Or if y
How Spoiled Are You?You Are 20% Spoiled
You are definitely not spoiled. You've worked hard for what you have.
Down to earth and grounded, you don't need a lot to make you happy.
Are You Spoiled?
How Sexually Hot Am I?According to this reading, you are 76% sexually hot!
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How Satisfying Is Your Relationship?1. How well does your partner meet your needs?
Poorly Average Extremely Well
1 2 3 4 5
2. In general, how satisfied are you with your relationship?
Dissatisfied Average Extremely Satisfied
1 2 3 4 5
3. How good is your relationship compared to most?
Poor Average Excellent
1 2 3 4 5
4. How often do you wish you hadn't gotten in this relationship?
Very Often Sometimes Never
1 2 3 4 5
5. To what extent has your relationship met your original expectations?
Hardly At All Average Completely
1 2 3 4 5
6. How much do you love your partner?
Not Much Average Very Much
1 2 3 4 5
7. How many problems are there in your relationship?
Very Many Average Very Few
1 2 3 4 5
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Scoring
Add up the numbers you circled.
If your score was 7-25: Your relationship is no Cinderella story. Seventy percent or more of the population are happier in their relationships than you are.
How Sexy Is My Nametable width=270 height="220" background="http://www.wishafriend.com/pf/sn/bg.jpg" align=center cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2>Your Name Is Pretty Sexy! :)
Your name scored 126 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test"
How Sexy Is Your Name?
Hows Your Vibe?HOWS YOUR VIBE?
Life is honestly GREAT
Im out of my mind..
Im out of control..
I dont trust anyone but myself
Prove me wrong
I've yet to find someone who can handle me..
which is probably the best thing..
Bottom Line..
IM an AWESOME BROAD
Who isnt gay
&keeps things real
with great vibes
who ACTS her age.highschool is over
Fck dumb bitches!!!
"Happiness is NOT a destination..but a manner of TRAVEL"
How's It Going To BeI'm only pretty sure that I can't take anymore
Before you take a swing, I wonder what are we fighting for?
When I say out loud, "I want to get out of this,"
I wonder, is there anything I'm going to miss?
I wonder how it's going to be
when you don't know me.
How's it going to be
when you're sure I'm not there?
How's it going to be
when there’s no one there to talk to between you and me?
'Cause I don't care
How's it going to be?
How's it going to be?
Where we used to laugh, there's a shouting match
sharp as a thumbnail scratch
A silence I can't ignore,
like the hammock by the doorway we spent time in
Swing's empty
I don't see lightning like last fall
when it was always about to hit me
I wonder how's it going to be when it goes down
How's it going to be when your not around?
How's it going to be when you found out there was nothing
between you and me?
'Cause I don't care
How's it going to be?
And how's it going to be
when you don't know me anymore?
And ho
How's The Hairdo?This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best
to rain on your parade. Remember this story the next
time someone who knows nothing, and cares less, tries to make your life
miserable.
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to
Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who said
"Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty.
You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"
"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"
"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser." That's a terrible airline.
Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always
late.
So, where are you staying in Rome?"
"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's TiberRiver called
Teste."
"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be
something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the w
How Sensitive Am I?Your Sensitivity Score: 73%
You are a highly sensitive person. Pretty much everything effects you.
You are tuned into the vibe around you, and someone's bad mood can bring you down.
But you also easily share in someone's joy - whether you know them or not.
Are You Extremely Sensitive?
How Smart Are You...Socially Smart
As a socially smart person, you are best with others in real-life situations. This type of intelligence is closely linked to being 'street smart.' Theories and such are not much concern: the things that matter tend to be those which you can see, feel, touch - what you can really experience. This knowledge comes to you both out of a natural knowledge, as well as learning from the situations you find yourself in.
60% applied intelligence20% learned intelligence
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
How’s My Driving? Dial My License PlateMay 20, 2007
Motoring
How’s My Driving? Dial My License Plate
By KEN BELSON
IN “American Graffiti,” the character played by Richard Dreyfuss spends much of the movie pursuing a mysterious woman played by Suzanne Somers, who drives a white Ford Thunderbird.
If only they had SameLane, a service that allows drivers to call strangers on the road by dialing their license plate numbers into cellphones. A CB radio for this century, SameLane is aimed at commuters stuck in traffic, long-haul drivers fighting fatigue and good Samaritans trying to help people with broken taillights and such.
To use the service, which goes live on Monday, drivers register their cellphone and license plate numbers with SameLane, which sends them bumper stickers identifying the drivers as part of the SameLane network. After spotting a member, drivers dial a company number, punch in the license plate number of the car they want to reach and wait for SameLane’s computers to connect the call.
Registratio
How Sexy Is Your NameYour Name Is Too Too Sexy! :)
Your name scored 178 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test"
How Sexy Is Your Name?
How Smart Is Your Right Foot?This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep
trying at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't.
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and
make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your
right hand.
Your foot will change direction.
I told you so .........
How Sexy Are You .. Take The TestYou Are 98% Sexy
Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts!
Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it.
You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride.
How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
How School Is GoingWell there is 3 more weeks of this school. You can't really count the last week because it is full of last minute admin stuff only. So I got 2 weeks of the hard stuff! I am going to be heading out to the streets of Clarksville, Indiana. So if anyone is from there please let me know how that place is. And also if you know of a teen that could realy use a kick in the right direction, let me know. Well enough of my ramblings.
How School Is GoingWell there is 3 more weeks of this school. You can't really count the last week because it is full of last minute admin stuff only. So I got 2 weeks of the hard stuff! I am going to be heading out to the streets of Clarksville, Indiana. So if anyone is from there please let me know how that place is. And also if you know of a teen that could realy use a kick in the right direction, let me know. Well enough of my ramblings.
How Southern Are You?How Southern Are You??True Southern!You know where your from! The south lives and breathes in your bones and that's how you like it!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
How's Your Taste In Music?Your Taste in Music:
80's Rock: Highest Influence
Classic Rock: Highest Influence
Country: Highest Influence
Hair Bands: High Influence
Progressive Rock: High Influence
How's Your Taste in Music?
How Shy Are You?You Are 24% Shy
You are slightly shy, but overall, your reactions to social situations are normal.
You dread difficult social situations, but you still handle them with grace.
How Shy Are You?
Hows Sexy Am IVirgo
You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex.
You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you.
Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio
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How Sexy Is Your NameYour Name Is Too Too Sexy! :)
Your name scored 199 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test"
How Sexy Is Your Name?
How Scary I AmYou Are Scary
You even scare scary people sometimes!
How Scary Are You?
How Sinful Are You?Your Deadly Sins
Wrath: 80%
Greed: 60%
Lust: 60%
Envy: 40%
Pride: 40%
Gluttony: 20%
Sloth: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 46%
You will die, but first you will turn into an evil robot.
How Sinful Are You?
How Sexy Are You???You Are 96% Sexy
Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts!
Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it.
You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride.
How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
How Sweet R U?How sweet R U?U R SUPER SWEET!!!you are kind but a little nuerotic at times. you can be a bit crazy but it only adds to the fun you have!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
How Stupid Is Thisi cant believe how stupid some people are they will mark some of the stupidist shit nsfw but guess what i did not ask not one person to look at my pics!!! or is this just me but i dont go out asking people to look at me or my pics. so all i have to say to anyone who dosent like my pics is= IF YOU DONT LIKE MY PICS DONT RATE THEM DONT ADD ME DONT LEAVE A COMMENT ON THEM AND MOST OF ALL DONT TALK TO ME IF YOU CANT TELL ME TO MY FACE THAT YOU DONT LIKE SOMETHING!!!!!
KISSES
How Stupid Is Thisi cant believe how stupid some people are they will mark some of the stupidist shit nsfw but guess what i did not ask not one person to look at my pics!!! or is this just me but i dont go out asking people to look at me or my pics. so all i have to say to anyone who dosent like my pics is= IF YOU DONT LIKE MY PICS DONT RATE THEM DONT ADD ME DONT LEAVE A COMMENT ON THEM AND MOST OF ALL DONT TALK TO ME IF YOU CANT TELL ME TO MY FACE THAT YOU DONT LIKE SOMETHING!!!!!
KISSES
How Sexually Hot Are You?According to this reading, you are 61% sexually hot!
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How Sexually Hot Are You?According to this reading, you are 52% sexually hot!
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How Sad And PatheticA good friend of mines brother threatened her if she continued talking to me even had her lie to the police where they live. Its kind of sad when a older brother is jealous because he has no friends and has to ruin friendships with others and even ha to threaten them to stop talking. Sad sad sad
How's Your Gag Reflex?How's Your Gag Reflex?
by CuriTab©
“The doctor will see you now.” Florence the nurse’s voice broke into my thoughts. I looked down at the magazine in my lap, closed it, and replaced it to the table in front of my chair. I looked around, ascertaining that I am the last appointment of the day. She smiled. I followed her through the low swinging door.
It was just a routine visit. Since there is a history of reproductive difficulties with the women in my family, I’d decided to be proactive.
My regular doctor was on vacation. I wonder whom she got to stand in for her. I hope it’s not a man. No offense to male gynecologists, but the experiences I had with them were not very pleasant. They were too rough, and their examinations hurt. Also, one tried to seduce me while on the table. Pervert.
Florence led me to the last examination room on the left, took my blood pressure, checked a few things, and left me alone. I’d taken off my blouse, bra, and panties, and slipped on the gown sh
How Stupid Can People Be?!Today, I had to go to the local police station and talk to a detective who wanted to arrest me. Turns out, the charges filed against me where filed by my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend. So, since I am writing this, you can assume safely that I am not in jail. The charges where filed because I had pawned my Xbox 360 to pay for my OUTRAGEOUS phone bill. He told me that he REALLY wanted it, and not to pawn it. I said FUCK THAT SHIT!! I NEED MY PHONE ON! so, I take it to the pawn shop, get $200 for it (I know, bullshit) then paid the phone bill. So, like 4 days, yeah 4 days after I pawned it, he filed a police report, saying that I stole "his" Xbox360, and that I had pawned it illegally. Needless to say, I straightened that whole fucking mess out. So, the detective that I talked to wants him to come in because he "needs more information" about the case. hehehe, sneaky bastard.
Hows My KissingYour Kiss is Red
You are intense about kissing but easily distracted.
You kiss for attention, power, and passion.
It doesn't take a lot for you to want to kiss someone.
If you see a kissing opportunity, you always go for it!
Kissing Type: Kissaholic (admit it!)
People See Your Kisses as: Seductive
You Kiss Best With: An Orange Kisser
Stay away from: A Blue Kisser
How Sexual Hot Am I?According to this reading, you are 90% sexually hot!
'How sexually hot are you?' at QuizUniverse.com
How Sex Starts...a smile leads to a laugh
...a laugh leads to a high 5
...a high 5 leads to a hug
...a hug leads to a kiss
...a kiss leads 2 a makeout
...makeout leads to a feel up
...a feel up leads 2 a finger
...a finger leads to a hand
...a hand leads to a lick
...a lick leads to a suck
...a suck leads 2 a fuck
...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.
...u add the bed
..subtract the clothes
...divide the legs
...leave your solution
...and pray you dont multiply!!!
How Shallow We Can Be....There was a blind girl,
who hated herself
coz of being blind.
She hated everyone,
except her boyfriend..........
One day the girl said;
that if she could only see the world
she would marry her boyfriend.
'they Loved each other'
One day someone
donated their eyes to her,
then she saw everything,
including her boyfriend.
her boyfriend asked her;
"Now that you can see,will u marry me?"
the girl was shocked when she saw her boyfriend was also blind.
she refused to marry him.
Her boyfriend walked away with tears and said,
"Just take care of my eyes dear..."
How's Your Karma?You Have Fantastic Karma
You are a kind, sensitive, and giving person.
And all your good deeds will pay off - if they haven't already.
But you're not so concerned with what you get in return anyway.
You have an innate caring nature - and nothing can change that!
How's Your Karma?
How Sad For All Of UsWe spend more but have less
We buy more but enjoy less
We have bigger houses and smaller families
More conveniences but less time
We have more degrees but less sense
More knowledge but less judgement
More experts yet more problems
More medicine but less wellness
We drink too much
Smoke too much
Spend too recklessly
Laugh too little
Drive too fast
Get too angry
Stay up too late
Get up too tired
Read too little
Watch TV too much
Pray too seldom
We have multiplied our possessions
but reduced our values
We talk too much
Love too seldom
and hate too often
We've learned how to make a living
but not a life
We've added years to life but not life to years
We've been all the way to the moon and back
but have trouble crossing the street to
meet a new neighbor
We conquered outer space, but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things
We've cleaned up the air but polluted the soul
We've conquered the atom but not our prejudice
We write
How Sad...I am so sad that i went and took a bunch of pictures and all that jazz and i was takin more tonight and then all the sudden i am at my picture limit. im so sad. i was having fun. i love to take pictures. oh well...only like 20,000 till i level again....::sigh::
How Smart Am I ?.....................My insurance expires today since my employement was terminated last Friday. I'm using every item that is covered 100% with no deductable.....Already had a well woman exam today....and the Dr. was kinda hott. Also had a mammogram since my grandmother had breast cancer....anyway.....all is well and just wanted everyone to know I take care of myself....Mind, Body and Soul. Peace & Love, Becky
How Sexually Hot Are You?According to this reading, you are 90% sexually hot!
According to this reading, you are 90% sexually hot!
'How sexually hot are you?' at QuizUniverse.com
How Sex Startsthis is funny and the math is soo right...
..a smile leads to a laugh
...a laugh leads to a high 5
...a high 5 leads to a hug
...a hug leads to a kiss
...a kiss leads 2 a makeout
...makeout leads to a feel up
...a feel up leads 2 a finger
...a finger leads to a hand
...a hand leads to a lick
...a lick leads to a suck
...a suck leads 2 a fuck.
...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.
...u add the bed
..subtract the clothes
...divide the legs
...leave your solution
...and pray you dont multiply
How Safe Do You Feel150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator - Alan Pinkerton for protection. That was the beginning of the Secret Service.
Since that time, the federal government has produced a large number of multi-letter agencies such as: FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc., etc.
Now we have the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service ". Can't you see them now, these 'highly trained' men and women in their black outfits with jackets saying across their backs: F. A. T. A. S. S.
The FATASS's are of course supervised by a special section of the Home Land Security Section known as: Airport Security Service Home Office Logistics Enhancement Section or the A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S.
I feel safer already
How Stupid Can You BeTheBostonChannel.com
4 Charged In MySpace Burglary Plot
Suspects Lured Men They Met On-Line
POSTED: 8:29 am EDT August 12, 2007
UPDATED: 9:08 am EDT August 12, 2007
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/13874062/detail.html
ORANGE, Mass. -- An Orange man and his three cousins from Gardner have been charged with posing as a woman in order to lure men to be robbed.
The three men and a woman, police said, posed as an 18-year-old woman on MySpace.com, the Internet social networking site. They enticed the men they met on the site to come to a meeting.
In one case, when the victim went out to meet the fictional woman, his home was robbed while he was gone.
Another man who went to meet the woman at a park was robbed when he got there.
Police said Bryan Bowers, Thomas Lafrennie, Amanda Lafrennie and Lawrence Lafrennie have each been charged with armed robbery and assault.
How Sex Starts...a smile leads to a laugh
...a laugh leads to a high 5
...a high 5 leads to a hug
...a hug leads to a kiss
...a kiss leads 2 a makeout
...makeout leads to a feel up
...a feel up leads 2 a finger
...a finger leads to a hand
...a hand leads to a lick
...a lick leads to a suck
...a suck leads 2 a fuck.
...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.
...u add the bed
..subtract the clothes
...divide the legs
...leave your solution
...and pray you dont multiply
post this right after u read it,
something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow.
Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed with relationship problems 4-10 years.
If you post this in 15 mins, your safe.
Something good will happen tonight at 11:11
How's Your Attitude?Your Attitude is Better than 30% of the Population
You have an average attitude. You take the good and bad in life as they come. Though sometimes you could use a little more good.
How's Your Attitude?
How's Your Taste In Music?Your Taste in Music:
Country: Highest Influence
80's Rock: High Influence
90's Pop: High Influence
Classic Rock: High Influence
Progressive Rock: High Influence
How's Your Taste in Music?
How Sensitive?Your Sensitivity Score: 94%
You are an extremely sensitive person. You notice everything.
You've probably been called overly sensitive before, and it's partially true.
Highly sensitive people tend to be highly intelligent. And you just can't turn off that part of you.
Are You Extremely Sensitive?
How Sensitive Are You?Your Sensitivity Score: 34%
In general, you don't let your senses overwhelm you.
You're pretty stoic, and you're good at blocking out what's going on around you.
However, you are still sensitive enough to enjoy all the beautiful things in the world!Are You Extremely Sensitive?
How Sex StartsHow sex starts
Body: this is funny and the math is soo right...
..a smile leads to a laugh
...a laugh leads to a high 5
...a high 5 leads to a hug
...a hug leads to a kiss
...a kiss leads 2 a makeout
...makeout leads to a feel up
...a feel up leads 2 a finger
...a finger leads to a hand
...a hand leads to a lick
...a lick leads to a suck
...a suck leads 2 a fuck.
...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.
...u add the bed
..subtract the clothes
...divide the legs
...leave your solution
...and pray you dont multiply
post this right after u read it,
something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow.
Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed with relationship problems 4-10 years.
If you post this in 15 mins, your safe.
Something good will happen tonight at 11:11
repost--How sex starts
How Sex StartsHow sex starts
Body: this is funny and the math is soo right...
..a smile leads to a laugh
...a laugh leads to a high 5
...a high 5 leads to a hug
...a hug leads to a kiss
...a kiss leads 2 a makeout
...makeout leads to a feel up
...a feel up leads 2 a finger
...a finger leads to a hand
...a hand leads to a lick
...a lick leads to a suck
...a suck leads 2 a fuck.
...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.
...u add the bed
..subtract the clothes
...divide the legs
...leave your solution
...and pray you dont multiply
post this right after u read it,
something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow.
Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed with relationship problems 4-10 years.
If you post this in 15 mins, your safe.
Something good will happen tonight at 11:11
repost--How sex starts
How SadI think it absolutely sucks when friendships are ruined because of someone else's jealousy and some people just can't stand to see two friends be happy with each other.
What sucks even more is that the battle becomes so bad that the 2 friends are so disgusted with the fighting that they both walk away never knowing how much the other person cares and is sorry.
Sorry for babbling but I had to get this off my chest.
How I hate stupid jealous people. Grrrr they make my blood boil.
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How Sex Got Started...a laugh leads to a tickle
...a tickle leads to a hug
...a hug leads to a kiss
...a kiss leads 2 a makeout
...makeout leads to a feel up
...a feel up leads 2 a finger
...a finger leads to a hand
...a hand leads to a lick
...a lick leads to a suck
...a suck leads 2 a fuck.
...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.
...u add the bed
..subtract the clothes
...divide the legs
...leave your solution
...and pray you dont multiply
post this right after u read it,
something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow.
Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed with relationship problems 4-10 years.
If you post this in 15 mins, your safe.
Something good will happen tonight at 11:11
repost this as How Sex got started
How Sad Some People AreRecently I was just taken off the Market and it feels so good to be in a relationship again but already some people had to hate on me and I'll explain why. When I was talking to my lady to be and now shes my lady we were getting to know each other and while I was getting to know other women Me and my lady got real close and next thing we are in love. She is 42 and im 28. 14 years apart but none of that really matters. And when I went to tell the other ladies that im off the market alot of them got butt-hurt and decided to call me names like, "player", "Your just like all the other men", and other typical things. Yeah It was my bad to be talking to other ladies and seeing weere it could go but you know you cant put all your eggs in one basket. You gotta talk to alot of people but then again not that my technique works for most but Just because I am in a relationship and they are not does not give them the power to hate on me. Childish and immature people. Yeah I used to be this way myse
How Sexy R U?Your Vibe Is Somewhat Sexy
On a good day, you're the sexiest woman in the world
But on a bad day, you can't help but feel a little average
Try to remember the times you've felt the sexiest...
And keep that attitude even on the worst of daysWhat Kind of Sexy Girl Vibe Do You Have?
How Sexualy Hot Am I??According to this reading, you are 66% sexually hot!
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Hows My KarmaYou Have Fantastic Karma
You are a kind, sensitive, and giving person.
And all your good deeds will pay off - if they haven't already.
But you're not so concerned with what you get in return anyway.
You have an innate caring nature - and nothing can change that!
so if my karma is so good why am i having such bad luck??????
How Sadpeople an there 911 blogs an mumms trying despertely too look like they care
How Stupid Can One Be For Moneythe title is exactly how i feel now. we had started at 8 in the morn and quit, without it being done, at 9 at night. i feel like i'm am more sore than ever. and to top it all off i get an ass chewing b/c i'm not giving my niece a vip braclet. her parents work good jobs!!!! and yet i'm the one out there killing myself. the rides i helped build are the following: gravitron, invertor, tornado, zipper, and the raiders. i'm almost thinking if i should not go into trucking right away so i can refix my back, at least get it closer to normal. the sucky ass part is that i have to go back at 8 in the morn for more fun, woohoo.
Hows My 1st Impression ??You Make a Great First Impression
You can handle almost any social situation with grace, even the tricky ones.
Strangers often find you charming and interesting. You are often remembered fondly.
Even if you're not naturally outgoing, you can make conversation with anyone if you need to.
Whether you were born this way or had to work to get here, you are definitely charismatic.
You're popular and well liked. People definitely look forward to being around you.
Your social connections bring you a full and rich life. You understand how important it is to make a lasting impression.
How Sexy Am I ???You Are 89% Sexy
Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts!
Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it.
You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride.
How Shy Are You?You Are 60% Shy
Although you live a pretty normal life, you tend to be a fairly shy person.
Many situations make you feel uncomfortable, and you sometimes find your shyness hindering your life.
How Shy Are You?
How Shy R U?You Are 16% Shy
You aren't shy at all, in fact, you're probably quite outgoing.
You are comfortable in almost any social situation, no matter how difficult.How Shy Are You?
How Sex Startsa smile leads to a laugh
...a laugh leads to a kiss
...a kiss leads 2 a makeout
...makeout leads to a feel up
...a feel up leads 2 a finger
...a finger leads to a hand
...a hand leads to a lick
...a lick leads to a suck
...a suck leads 2 a fuck.
...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.
...u add the bed
..subtract the clothes
...divide the legs
...leave your solution
...and pray to God you dont multiply
How Sarcastic Are You?You Have Your Sarcastic Moments
While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge.
In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead!
And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in.
Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious.
How Sarcastic Are You?
How Stupid Are You ?????????????THIS MAN IS A FUCKING FAKE YOU TELLS WOMAN LIES TO GET HIM TO LIKE HIM HE`S A LIAR A MANIPULATOR USES OTHER GUYS PICS AND BACKGROUND INFORMATION AS HIS OWN THIS IS HIS PAGE STAY AWAY FROM HIM HE IS A PREDATOR
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AND THIS IS THE GIRL THAT HE`S FUCKING OVER RIGHT NOW WHO IS STUPID TO SEE HIM AS THE TRUE ASSHOLE AND JERK THAT HE IS IF YOU DONT BELEIVE WHAT I WRITE ASK OTHER GIRLS ON HERE ABOUT HIS LIES AND BETRAYAL THEY WILL TELL YOU DONT LET THIS GUY DO TO YOU WHAT HE HAS DONE TO OTHERS OR WHAT HES DOING TO HER HES FUCKING NUTS
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How Stupid Can You BeI wouldn't have paid her a CENT http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071006/ap_on_re_us/strip_search_hoax
How Special You's All Are To MeTY ALL FOR SUCH AWSOME " BIRTHDAY SUNDAY " IF I COULD SEE YOU'S ALL IN PERSON , EACH ONE WOULD
GET A HUG AND MEET CRAZY BREW HE HE
I LOVE YOUS ALL . TY YOUS SO MUCH .
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How Shy I AmYou Are 36% Shy
You are slightly shy, but overall, your reactions to social situations are normal.
You dread difficult social situations, but you still handle them with grace.
How Shy Are You?
How She Makes Me Feel!There isnt a day since we have met that I dont think about her. In fact all I ever think about is her. She is my everything. My life will never be the same now because of her. I am thankful for this chance to be happy and have her a part of my life. She is the one and only woman I ever want to be with for the rest of my life. She is my everything.
How Small Moments Change PerspectiveThrough the last year and a half there has been little that has been optimistic in my life, both personally and professionally. However, life continues to change and with it comes new opportunities. There are big changes, and those you know are going to bring the chance for good things. Moving to the other side of the world, going to a new job with new challenges is one of those. But there are also the little things that we don't think of that bring new possibilities.
Going to a party and being a nice guy in taking someone home brings about a new friend that I can spend hours talking to.
Making a wise crack to the lady in the seat next to me leads to one of the most entertaining conversations in years throughout the entire 3.5 hour flight.
Taking small chances that might be outside our normal comfort zone lead to opportunities that might not be there normally. Those little things can be the ones that can turn a life from not pleasant to where we want it to be.
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How Sexy Is Youre Name?>
Date: Oct 26, 2007 3:17 PM
H0W SEXY IS YOUR NAME?Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) And Write it at the bottom! And re-post it with "H0W SEXY IS YOUR NAME?"* Under 60 points = not too sexy* From 61-300 points = pretty sexy* Between 301 and 599 points = VERY sexxxxy!!!* Over 600 points = beyond very very verrrrry sexy!!!!A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12 G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25 N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405 U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=410 Z=23Don't forget to add your name at the bottom of the list!!!01. giulia - 43 i'm ugly02. chayna - 56 i'm ugly03. Corrina - 50..... 08. Brandon - 4009. LOREN - 4010. Annfrancis - 7511. Valery - 6412. victor - 4613. Laura - 230...ehh thats pretty good.14.Cami - 9915. Savannah - 358!! HOlY SHiT!16. Jessica - 676-u can't count17. Marlene - 38918. angela - 328 >hell yea!!19. Thomasina --1483-- whoo im very sexi whooo go me20. sarah - 72321. amelia - 670 im super sexy wheyyyy22. Emma - 295 - Pretty Sexy =]23. W
How Sexy Am I??You Are Sensual Sexy
You exude a luxurious sensuality in your everyday life
Turning heads everywhere you go, it's all about your sexy attitude.
You're naturally hot - gorgeous in both sweats and stilettos.
Your biggest problem is that your ultra sexy self sometimes scares men away.
What Kind of Sexy Girl Are You?
Hows Life In The World Today?????Man, what a world we live in....There's people killing people for no reason at all, we have a war that is very needless to say the least! A president that wont listen to his public and the people who voted for him. CHildren growing up faster then they should, learning things that we as parents didnt learn till we were in High School and doing things that we were brought up not to do before marriage... WHat is this world coming too???? I ask you all...........
Lil Lady Shar
How's It Done?!How does a guy like me bag myself a hot-ass babe?
it seems like everything i do just seems to fail. Why is this?!
It's so frustrating!! the only "Action" i ever get is wackin' off :p
How Safe Are We Really In Cyberspace?What kind of life do you lead in cyberspace? Do you come here to be someone other than yourself? Are you here looking for an escape from your ordinary life, whether it is boring, sad, tumultuous? Whatever the answers here are, there is one thing I want you to consider: How safe are we really in cyberspace?
If anybody knows anything about American history, then you know about what privacy was like in the 1920's in this country. For the benefit of those who don’t, I will simplify it - there wasn’t much! There was always someone beating down a closed door or people finding out about other people’s business. I realize it is now almost 90 years later, but if you’ve ever heard about how history can repeat itself, let me tell you that in a way, it may very well be here in cyberspace.
Take a site like this one, for example! Comments are visible to everyone. You cannot stop people from posting what they do post (even though you can delete them after they have been posted). Other
Hows This???What a sad state our country is in at the moment
some time a go we had all our gun removed from us through a government buyback scheme all automatic weapons banned outright.
now how low have we gotten believe it or not even children's toys resembling a gun have been banned and made illegal to own in Australia toy cap gun, water pistols, and pop guns, replicas ECT ECT are now banned there is even a call to ban all cigarette lighters resembling a gun over 5.5cm.
the only exceptions to this law is some people with a gun holder license and a useable reason to have them may own them at premium prices costing many times more then ever before try $285AU. for one replica 9mm biretta
all paint ball and airsoft guns BB guns have been banned also .
swords large knifes and so called (sharps) are banned without license and a reason for having them EG: work, sporting, collector ECT
i say WTF!!!
yeah sure they can be used for a robbery
maybe used to fool some poor spoof but god damn
whe
Hows It Going?!So i am all moved in. Just have to get mine and the babys stuff all put together. 29 days and counting till I have my baby boy! The doc said he might be 9lbs or more! Now if i can ever get a hold of my ex-land lady. But the time i have is very little and she would be asleep when im up at night. Have to make a ton of calls tomorrow. And I hate work-too many dumb people(yeah Wal-Mart!)But how is everyone eles doing?????
How Skeptical Am I?You Are Fairly Skeptical
You're not the type of person who will fall for anything...
But you do keep your mind open to all sorts of possibilities.
You figure that anything could be true. After all, the world is a strange place.
However, you're going to need some convincing before you can believe in aliens or reincarnation!
How Skeptical Are You?
How Sex StartsHow Sex Starts
read it all no CHEATING!
a smile leads to a laugh
a laugh leads to a high 5
a high 5 leads to a hug
a hug leads to a kiss
a kiss leads to a makeout
makeout leads to a feel up
a feel up leads to a finger
a finger leads to a hand
a hand leads to a lick
a lick leads to a suck
a suck leads to a f**k.
So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.
you add the bed
subtract the clothes
divide the legs
leave your solution
and pray you dont multiply
post this right after u read it.
something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow.
Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed with relationship problems 4-10 years.
If you post this in 15 minutes, your safe.
Something good will happen tonight at 11:11
repost this as How Sex Starts
How Sexy Is Your NameYour Name Is Too Too Sexy! :)
Your name scored 251 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test"
How Sexy Is Your Name?
How Sad......This is still pissing me off, last night i got woken up to my naighbor getting the crap beat up out of her by her husband, at first i thought that they were just arguing till i hear her begging him to stop. i ran out of my apartment and straight upstairs, banged on her door, ranged her doorbell and no one answered, not til i was yelling out her name, then about 5 minutes later, she finally opened the door...i asked her if she was alright, and her answer was, why wouldn't she be? I looked at her and told her that i heard everything that was going on, and her tears just came like a storm, now her drunk husband stayed in the bedroom, i told her to get her stuff, get her kids ready and she should leave then he yelled at her to close the door and get her ass in the room, thats when i had enough of that, i pulled her to the side, ran inside, grabbed him by the neck and took him to the living room, he didnt fight back all that well because he was piss drunk.
What i really dont get was, she s
How Sweet Is This...This was created for me by my friend Robert.
"Special eyes of a friend"
Bright and sparkling
Perfect in every way
Beyond all description
Portals into your heart
Blazing and brilliant
Full of sweetness
Compassion abounds
So clear and like mirrors
Shimmering and glimmering
Painting a special picture
Sensitive, caring and kind
Just like two perfect flowers
Intense and warm
Twin eternal flames flickering
Love and compassion alive in them
Showing life's greatest pleasures
Gazing into them brings thoughts
Of a very special lady
One of kind miracle
A very special friend
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How Sad For You...There sure are a lot of want to be superstars on the internet these days. Everybody wants to be famous. I just love that if you are requesting to be someone’s friend on a particular website, they will act like they are doing you this huge favor, and behave as if they are “all that”. They aren’t. They are just like all the rest of us. Monkey’s with car keys.
I enjoy sharing my art and ideas with other people, and like to see what they have to offer in return. Great conversation is a dying art. Let’s bring it back to life!
You will find that most of these self important people suffer from low self esteem, and act as they do in a shallow attempt to elevate themselves. How sad for them. Some of them, I am sure, do a lot of their living on the internet, because they have no real life. Or they have a small group of friends as empty inside as they are, and side around cutting others into ribbons. Don’t worry though; when the change comes, they will be the first ones against t
How Sarcastic Are You?You're Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad.
How Sarcastic Are You?
How Scarey!!Woman Misdiagnosed With HIV Gets $2.5M
by The Associated Press
Posted: December 13, 2007 - 11:00 am ET
(Boston, Massachusetts) A jury has awarded $2.5 million in damages to a woman who received HIV treatments for almost nine years before discovering she never actually had the virus that causes AIDS.
In her lawsuit against a doctor who treated her, Audrey Serrano said the powerful combination of drugs she took triggered a string of ailments, including depression, chronic fatigue, loss of weight and appetite and inflammation of the intestine.
Serrano, 45, said she cried after hearing the verdict in Worcester Superior Court and was gratified that the jury believed her.
"I'm going to finish my school and I am going to continue to help others," Serrano said in a telephone interview from her Fitchburg home. "I am going to find another doctor that will help me."
Serrano's attorney, David Angueira, said Dr. Kwan Lai, who treated his client at the University of Massachusetts
How Sexy Is Your NameYour Name Is Sexy! :)
Your name scored 54 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test"
How Sexy Is Your Name?
How Sexy Is Your Name?Your Name Is Too Too Sexy! :)
Your name scored 316 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test"
How Sexy Is Your Name?
How Scared Are You To Answer This?!?!IF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED! WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD. REPOST IT SAYING... IF U HAD ME AL0NE
How's This Happen?First thing I see today when I log into my page is someone on my shoutbox thanking me for the gift! What gift? I think. I go to their page, and sure enough, there is a gift from me. I check my giftbox and it says I sent it at 12:36 PM today! WTF? I wasn't even home at that time, let alone logged on FUBAR. I was at work?
So how the F*** did someone get a gift from me and I didn't send it? Then have the nerve to come back and thank me for it and oh, to boot, they sent me a friend request. This person is sooooo freakin' new they didn't have any friends/fans yet and less than 100 points.
Any ideas, because I'm stumped!
Thanks.
Hows Beckham Playing?Rite i live in the uk and dont often get to see alot of football(soccer) from over in the usa get the odd NFL AND NHL but thats another story. Can anyone tell me how he is playing just wondering weather he made the rite move live a comment and will reply for more info cheers
Gaz x
How Sexy ...Your Name Is Too Too Sexy! :)
Your name scored 272 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test"
How Sexy Is Your Name?
How Sexy Am I?Seductive Sexy You've got all the right moves without going over the top. Intimacy is a fun and enjoyable experience for you, so you don't need to force it, and you don't worry about expressing yourself too openly. You are confident about yourself and your sexuality and there is nothing sexier than a girl who is comfortable with who she is.
Take the Sexy Quiz at QuizRocket.com!Make Your Own Quiz
How Sex StartsHOW SEX STARTS
Read it all no CHEATING!
...a smile leads to a laugh
...a laugh leads to a high 5
...a high 5 leads to a hug
...a hug leads to a kiss
...a kiss leads 2 a makeout
...makeout leads to a feel up
...a feel up leads 2 a finger
...a finger leads to a hand
...a hand leads to a lick
...a lick leads to a suck
...a suck leads 2 a f*ck.
...So tell me how many people are you
gonna smile at after you heard this
cuz sex is like math.
...u add the bed
...subtract the clothes
...divide the legs
...leave your solution
...and pray you dont multiply
How Sex Starts..How Sex Starts
...a hug leads to a kiss
...a kiss leads 2 makeout
...a makeout leads 2 finger
...a finger leads to a hand
...a hand leads to a lick
...a lick leads to a suck
...a suck leads 2 a fuck.
So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math.
...u add the bed
...subtract the clothes
...divide the legs
...leave your solution
...and pray you dont multiply!
Send this right after u read it
How Should I Tell Her?how should I tell her no
I cant seem to find the way
but me without her
I'm just not quite myself
just cuz I'm afraid
of her rejection
I count the days 'til I can hold her in my arms
how to tell her that I love her,
thats she's the light that brightens up my day
I'm not eating, I'm hardly sleeping
just imagen what it'll be like
and I'm going crazy for being such a coward
and not having the guts
how should I tell her
if I turn deep red when she passes
and I can't speak when I'm around her
How should I tell her
If I'm afraid I will get hurt
so I keep hiding this passion
How Sexy I AmYou Are Very Sexy
Damn! You are one hot number. You have a lot of sex appeal.
You know you're sexy, and you're not afraid to put it all out there.
And while you're very appealing, you're careful not to be trashy or over the top.
Sexy is all about attitude. And you totally have the attitude that people love.
How You Are Sexy
Your modern look is sexy. You don't give people too much of the same old thing. You like to change it up.
You are open to all sorts of experiences, and you have a taste for the exotic. Your adventurous spirit is very sexy.
You accept your body as it is, and that's sexy. If you feel attractive, you are more attractive - no matter what your shape is.
You wear sexy underwear, and that's definitely hot. Feeling sexy is important to being sexy, even if no one knows what's underneath your clothes.
Are You Sexy?
How's It Going To BeI'm only pretty sure that I can't take anymore,
Before you take a swing, I wonder what are we fighting for,
When I say out loud, I want to get out of this, I wonder,
Is there anything I'm going to miss, I wonder
How's it going to be, When you don't know me,
How's it going to be, When you're sure I'm not there,
How's it going to be, When there is no one there to talk to,
Between you and me, 'Cause I don't care,
How's it going to be,
How's it going to be,
Where we used to laugh, There's a shouting match,
Sharp as a thumbnail scratch,
A silence I can't ignore,
Like . . The hammock by the doorway we spent time in, Swing empty,
don't see lightning like last fall when it was always about to hit me, I wonder
How's it going to be, When it goes down,
How's it going to be, When you're not around,
How's it going to be, When you find out there was nothing,
Between you and me, 'Cause I don't care,
How's it going to be,
How's it going to be
When you don't kn
How Smart Are We?Electronic calculators can solve problems which the man who made them cannot solve; but no government-subsidized commission of engineers and physicists could create a worm.
- Joseph Wood Krutch
Hows It Fairbarley eighteen
just out of school
serving this country
hearing people disapprove
yet still moving forward
letting us be free
fighting his own issues
tryin to hide them from the world
knowing hes going over
not knowing what will happen
he has a family
fiancee and baby
hows it fair
he cant be there
when you sit there
talkin shit bout his brothers
hes the one giving you that right
yet you abuse it
how is that fair
How Smart Of A Stoner Are You ?http://www.playlush.com/puarcade/tv-amp-film-games/who-wants-to-smoke-my-honeybear.html
copy and paste the link above and get ready to play a stoners version of who wants to be a millioniare...
How Sexy Are You?You Are Very Sexy
Damn! You are one hot number. You have a lot of sex appeal.
You know you're sexy, and you're not afraid to put it all out there.
And while you're very appealing, you're careful not to be trashy or over the top.
Sexy is all about attitude. And you totally have the attitude that people love.
How You Are Sexy
You are friendly and outgoing, even to people who don't deserve it. Your positive body language makes you even sexier.
You know what (or who) you want, and you're not afraid to go get it. What could be sexier than that?
Your modern look is sexy. You don't give people too much of the same old thing. You like to change it up.
You are flirtatious and fun with most people. You know how to keep things light, friendly, and sexy.
Are You Sexy?
How's Your Karma?You Have Good Karma
In general, you like to do the right thing when it comes to others.
Your caring personality really shines through.
Sure, you have your moments of weakness - and occasionally act out.
But, all in all, you're karma is good... even with those few dark spots.
How's Your Karma?
How Sinful!Your Deadly Sins
Envy: 100%
Greed: 80%
Lust: 80%
Pride: 80%
Wrath: 80%
Sloth: 40%
Gluttony: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 69%
You will die a boring death. While dying, you will be jealous of those who die dramatic deaths.
How Sinful Are You?
How Sinful!Your Deadly Sins
Sloth: 60%
Wrath: 40%
Gluttony: 20%
Greed: 20%
Pride: 20%
Envy: 0%
Lust: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 23%
You will die with your hand down your underwear, watching Star Trek.
How Sinful Are You?
How Sweet Am I?How Sweet are You?
Sweet! You're an angel come down from Heavn! You care about people, and often you would do anything to help. You keep your friends and family close, and you're completely lovable! Go you! You inspire those around you, and your smile, laughter and overall "happy" aura can brighten anyone's day! You are the definition of "Girl Nextdoor."Take this quiz!
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How She FeelsHe told her he loved her,
her heart jumped out of her chest.
She kissed him passionately,
thinking their loved was blessed.
She came over one night,
to find things had changed.
no more love, but only kisses
but he's still the boy she misses.
She plays love songs all day,
hoping the pain will go away.
Day after day, pretending to be okay,
hoping she'd be with her penguin at the end of the day.
Flashbacks of the weeks they had,
fighting back the tears of the day that made her sad.
Remembering the day they met,
wondering if its something she should forget.
Crying alone in the dark,
wishing he'd call her up to talk.
Another day passes without him at her side,
and slowly she begins to let go of life.
How Sarcastic Am I?? *grinz*You're Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad.
How Sarcastic Are You?
How's That Working Out For You?Have you ever, really, truly seriously watched paint dry?
I'm doing it right now.
It is very, horrifically, mind numbingly boring.
Also, I am watching caulk dry.
I can't paint the other wall until the caulk is dry.
So now I'm watching caulk dry, so I can paint, to then watch the paint dry.
It's funny to ask for caulk at the store. I think the dude made me repeat it on purpose. He thought he was being clever. Tsk, tsk that guy.
So I said it again, very loudly.
"I'm looking for CAULK. DO you guys have CAULK? I need some CAULK real bad."
(side note: it's funnier if you start out with a British accent, but funny nonetheless)
I thought it was pretty damn funny at that point, and he was getting a little red in the face, so I decided to throw one more thing in the funny pot by yelling, "RODS!! I also need LONG RODS?? Tension RODS!?! STRONG, LONG RODS!?!?!???!?!?"
All this while gesturing large measures of space with my arms.
He just said "Aisle 4 and 5" and scu
How's Your Taste In Music?Your Taste in Music:
90's Alternative: Highest Influence
Classic Rock: Highest Influence
80's Alternative: High Influence
80's Rock: High Influence
Hair Bands: High Influence
How's Your Taste in Music?
How Shadow Levelers Operate UpdatedTo keep everyone on the same page Im adding this blog so everyone knows how we operate.
We don't have many rules so thats how it keeps things simple.
1.The biggest rule...NO DRAMA..If you have a problem with something or someone come too me and let me know.
2. Help on Level ups when you are available. We all have real lives off of Fubar and can't be here for everything. But if you are here and can help please do so.
3. And our last rule.. But out of respect to all levelers..That each are Fanned, Rated and added. No blocks on levelers. If there is a reason you have a leveler blocked please advise me as too why.
4. All Shadow Levelers are required too have it in there name on there profile. Its not required in the profile link and if you need help on that please let me know and ill help you. This is due too some decide they no longer want too be a leveler but forget too tell us.
5. We have found that it is easier too do a level up when someone is online so unless they
How Sexy Are All My Friends?www.howsexyareu.com/test.php?235434
Copy and paste the link to take a test to see just how sexy you really are.
I scored pretty high, right on!!
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How Smart Is Your Right Foot? (cool)How Smart Is Your Right Foot ? Try This. It's Pretty Neat !
Just try this..............It is from an orthopedic surgeon...............
This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to
see if you can outsmart your right foot, but you can't. It's
pre-programmed in
your brain!!
1. While sitting where you are , at your desk, in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clock wise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number ' 6 ' in the air with your right hand.
Your foot will change direction!
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I told you so!!!!
How Sexy My Name Is:Your Name Is Too Too Sexy! :)
Your name scored 329 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test"
How Sexy Is Your Name?
How Smart Are You Really????1.Is there a Fourth of July in England?
Yes
No
2.How many birthdays does the average man have?
1
2
3
5
10
3.Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
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2
3
6
9
12
4.How many outs are there in an inning?
2
3
6
8
5.Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
Yes
No
6.Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
10
35
50
70
90
7.If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
1
2
3
8.A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.
How many minutes would the pills last?
20
40
60
90
9.A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
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3
5
7
9
10.How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
3
2
1
0
11.How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
1
3
6
9
12
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The Answer
How's This For Fucking RealityI AM DONE!!!!
I started out in love with someone that at times was wonderful, but now has turned into a fucking bastard. You can only hurt someone so many times before you destroy any feelings they ever fucking had. CONGRATS ASSHAT! You did it. You killed any emotion any feelings of care i had for you. you slowly stomped on it, but today you killed it. Why the fuck should i take your shit? you are not a god you are not perfect and you are far from a decent human being. All the times i watched you turn away from our son, break promises, raise your voice at him when he didn't deserve it i never fucking told you you were a terrible father, WHAT THE FUCK GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO SAY I AM A TERRIBLE MOTHER! i carried him through the house screaming today and your sorry ass just sat there. you never asked if he was ok. you didn't ask what was wrong. i can hardly walk and i am carrying a screaming 3 year old up steps and into the house while you sit there watching fucking tv. H
How Sexy R You Quiz!You've got all the right moves without going over the top. Intimacy is a fun and enjoyable experience for you, so you don't need to force it, and you don't worry about expressing yourself too openly. You are confident about yourself and your sexuality and there is nothing sexier than a girl who is comfortable with who she is.
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How SadDarling debby if I never mattered then you wouldn't keep reading my blogs and looking at my page. Sad thing is both of us know that if I wasn't married EJ wouldn't be with you, He's admitted several times that he wished things turned out differently than they did and that you dearest deb are just the whore he got stuck with. If I don't matter then why do you keep on calling my moms house all the time? Only thing that matters is who my son hugs, loves and calls daddy which is obviously a REAL man, my husband. Keep checking up on us it just proves us right over and over.
How Should I Feel?A blog I posted April 26th 2008:
How should I feel?
Category: Life
I got the best compliment of my life yesterday.. I was talking to my lil boy about our Disney trip a few years ago, I told him that I had been looking thru the photo album of the trip and I noticed that he had never once smiled in any of the pictures (and at Disney of all places.. it's suppose to be the best place on earth for a kid.. but this was around the time when me and his father had split up) and I said to him that I wanna see him smiling more.. and I don't want to look back at his pictures and think that he had a miserable childhood... and without a moments pause he looked at me and said. "Mom my childhood is miserable without you!" .. I wanted to cry.. it made me so happy to hear him say that but yet so sad.. I don't know how to feel! I love feeling that I impact his heart so much that he doesn't like being away from me.. but I hate that I can't control the fact that he isn't with me. I wish that the cou
How's Your Love Life?I keep seeing all these mumms and posts about true love and soul mates. Judging from my prior experience, seems like its all a bunch of hooey to me.
Kind of like the J. Geils song: "You love her, and she loves him, and he loves somebody else, you just can't win."
That's a little more realistic.
How Special You Are...Did Anyone Ever Tell You
How Important You Make Others Feel
Somebody out here is Smiling
About Love that is so Real
Did Anyone Ever Tell You that
Many Times When They were Sad
Your E-mail (and chats) made Them Smile a bit
In Fact It made Them Glad
For the Time You Spend Sending Things
And Sharing whatever You Find
There are No Words to Thank You
But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine
Did Anyone Ever Tell You
Just How Much They Love You
Well, My Dearest Friend
Today I am Telling You....
How Sex Startshow sex starts... Now this shit is funny...true..but funny!!! ...a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 makeout ...a makeout leads 2 finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ...subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply! post this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this in 15 mins, your safe. Something good
How's This For A Start...You could hardly remember what had started the fight. But it had gone from bad to worse and now your BF had gone off and left your.
You two were out of town at a club… It was your first time here. Earlier you two had an agument than was never really settled and you both started arguing in the car on the way. Then it got heated, things were harsh words were said and he left. You were alone now. At first you thought he would come back any minute; but when an hour went by and there was no sign you went out to look for him. The car was gone. The bastard really had abandoned you. You was at least 30 miles from home. A cab would cost a fortune.
You decided to go back in. Maybe he would cool off and come back. Maybe you would get a lift. Who knows… “Even if I have to give some lucky bastard a blow job, I'll get home” you thought.
Back at the bar you ordered a drink. You are a gorgeous woman. Pretty face, sexy legs shown off in a short (but tasteful) dress. And beautiful big boobs. Y
How's Your Attention Span?Your Attention Span is Medium
Your attention span is just about average.
You may think that you have a short attention span...
But being distracted is something most people struggle with.
The most important thing is that you're aware that your mind wanders.
If you find yourself daydreaming, you can usually snap out of it.
It may be tough to concentrate at times, but you can do it... if you want to!
How's Your Attention Span?
How Sexy Is Your Nameadd the letters in your first name using the numbers below And Write it at the bottom! And re-post it with "H0W SEXY iS UR NAME"
below 60 = not too sexy
bet. 61-300 = pretty sexy
over 301-599 = very sexy
above 600 = very very sexy
A=100
B=14
C=9
D=28
E=145
F=12
G=3
H=10
I=200
J=100
K=114
L=100
M=25
N=450
O=80
P=2
Q=12
R=400
S=113
T=405
U=11
V=10
W=10
X=3
Y=210
Z=23
How's This For Creepy?Hulk Hogan...just kidding! OK, I'm not!
Sunday night, we sere sitting in the living room, watching the 3rd Pirates movie, when my wife went and got a drink. She came out, and asked if I changed the lightbulb in the kitchen.
I had changed one in the living room earlier, so I thought perhaps she had been confused. She then insisted I come out to the kitchen, and when I did, the light cover, which is heavy, was sitting on the counter.
My wife is only 5', and the stepstool was out in the garage, so I know that she wasn't pulling a prank.
Our kitchen is set up that the light, which is over the sink, is on the north side of the house. The counter that it was found on is to the right of this. If the light had fallen, not broken, it would have fallen directly into an empty sink.
So somehow, the light cover got two screws loosened, and dropped 3 feet, landing about 3 feet away from the sink, without getting broken.
A little history on the house. We have had numerous ghost sightin
How Stupid Some Guys Can Beread from bottom to top....he even blocked me now after all this...lol stupid
Da Sox: ok drama cunt
->Da Sox: not goin to give it out first thing being asked on here
->Da Sox: sorry if ya dont like that
Da Sox: whatever dude
->Da Sox: its just my thing i do i talk to whoever on here a bit then if i think they are cool then i goto messenger
Da Sox: and i am not here for auditions, games, etc...
->Da Sox: i dont give it out right away
Da Sox: wt your yahoo messenger name is
->Da Sox: find out what
Da Sox: can u find out?
Da Sox: not sure
->Da Sox: y they do that
Da Sox: what's your yahoo/msn?
Da Sox: people have stolen them...I have them on yahoo/msn messenger
->Da Sox: how come no pics on here
Da Sox: to chat better...what' syour yahoo?
->Da Sox: ya y
Da Sox: u got yahoo or msn messenger?
Da Sox: sexy eyes?
->Da Sox: what
Da Sox: someone tell u there?
Da Sox: question for u ok?
How Stupid Can One Be??A teenage employee celebrated his birthday by taking a bath in the utility sink at the Burger King in Xenia.
Greene County Health Commissioner Mark McDonnell was emailed the video that appeared on MySpace.com and is now using it as evidence.
In the video, the employee dumps water on himself using a bucket marked with the words, "sanitary solution." But McDonnell said the sink is used to clean utensils and there is nothing sanitary about what the teenager did.
McDonnell said, "Any bacteria on his skin could have been deposited giving people food poisoning." And to make matters worse, the person recording the video allegedly told the Burger King manager what was happening, but she continued to count cash.
Officials at the Burger King Corp. were notified of the incident Monday, and is cooperating fully with the health department.
HOW STUPID CAN ONE BE??
Burger King Corp. said, "We have sanitized the sink and have disposed of all other kitchen tools and utensils that were
How Sex Startshow sex starts... Now this shit is funny...true..but funny!!! ...a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 makeout ...a makeout leads 2 finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ...subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply! post this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this in 15 mins, your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 1:11a.m. REPOST THIS iS ""How Sex Starts
How Should The Dom End The Relationship??written by S. Garrett and cerina. The article is owned and copyrighted by Submissive Loving.
Scenario: The Dominant has decided it is best to end a relationship with a submissive.
This isn't quite the same as ending a vanilla relationship. A sub has "given" themselves over to another human being, thus putting them at some level of subspace ALL the time. Does a Dom simply send a letter and sever all contact? (growl) Does the Dom try to "let us down easy" and sugar coat the facts?? (growl growl) OR does the Dom accept the responsibility he wanted in the first place and explain all the facts and reasons to the submissive AND help her/him through the transition? Give me your feedback. How should a Dom end a relationship with a sub?
Ok...so it is not a perfect world. I accept that. My problem is this: The "Doms" (please notice quotations) do not seem to take into account the psychological makeup of a submissive. We strive at all times to please. When we are released it becomes obv
How's My Attention Span?Your Attention Span is Short
What attention span? It's difficult for anything to keep your interest.
You are so easily distracted, it's a wonder you could finish this quiz!
You find focusing a challenge. Your mind tends to wander to the strangest places.
While it may be hard for you to complete tasks, you're very creative.
You are easily inspired, and you are often thinking of something interesting.
The world would be a boring place without people like you.
How's Your Attention Span?
How Sexual Are You?How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com
You scored as Very KinkyYou are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partner
A Sicko
80%Very Kinky
80%Average
70%A WUSS !!
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How's Your Cell Phone Etiquette?Your Cell Phone Etiquette is 42% Bad, 58% Good
Your cell phone manners are simply okay. Sometimes you can be very considerate.
But when you are in the middle of an important conversation, all rules go out the window!
How's Your Cell Phone Etiquette?
How's Your Cell Phone Etiquette?Your Cell Phone Etiquette is 34% Bad, 66% Good
Your cell phone manners are quite good. Not perfect, but almost.
Occasionally, you do annoy people with your cell. But when you realize it, you stop.
How's Your Cell Phone Etiquette?
How's My Taste In Music?Your Taste in Music:
Classic Rock: Highest Influence
Country: Highest Influence
Alternative Rock: High Influence
Eighties: Low Influence
Metal: Low Influence
How's Your Taste in Music?
Hows This All WorkDear Members,
This is how we work. A Blog will be sent out saying "leveling help #1 so on" simply go rate the persons pics and stash. Theres no rules you may upload the default llama as your tag and leave it as a comment on there page. All we ask in fairness is just do your best to help your fellow person here on Fubar.
Thanks,
Dave
Founder
How Stolen Is That Dog Blankie In The Window?A family in New Orleans returned after several weeks away to find their house had been burglarized. But finding the culprits was easy -- the family saw their dog-patterned blanket hanging in a neighbor's window, according to police in the rather appropriately-named St. Bernard Parish.
The distinctive pooch blanket (perhaps it was an Afghan Afghan?) was allegedly, and ultimately unsuccessfully, used to shield the other pilfered items from view.
For their involvement in the world's most clueless cover cover-up, Troy Clouatre, 35, and his aunt, Lisa J. Smith, 47, were charged with simple burglary and possession of more than $5,000 worth of stolen property.
How SadI learned recently that a friend of mine dad's shot himself and killed himself. I feel so bad. :( I couldn't imagine what she's going through right now.
I'm going to give her a Starbucks card and another gift...she's one of my java loving friends....
It makes me think about the time when I came real close to taking my life. I ended up in the hospital. I didn't leave any note or anything....people would of wondered why.
I guess her dad did leave a not why...but she hasn't read it yet....she isn't ready to...
Just sad
How's This For Honesty??Well everyone lately is posting blogs about this shit so here is mine!!!
I have tried to keep my mouth shut for the most part to avoid the drama but I am PISSED!!! I normally just take shit and take it but I am not doing that anymore!!
Not gonna sit here and whine and cry about not getting rates back or none of that bullshit. Cuz Honestly I could care less about all that. I admit I like playing this game we call FUBAR but not at the expense of my REAL TRUE friends!!! I have made alot of "Friends" on here. Hell I even met my future husband on here. But here lately I have really found out who my true friends are!!!
Those are the friends that are there for you beyond all the points and levels!! The people that do stuff for you and don't expect nothing back, whether it be on here or real life. I have come to realize that those are few and far between. Someone needs to start a new clinic or something cuz there are tons of ppl suffering from "ME ME ME Syndrome"
I have not minded helpi
How Stupid Are YouYou Scored as stupid or just not smart enoughsrry u did not get my test
stupid or just not smart enough
100%
smart
0%
How Sexually Hot Am IAccording to this reading, you are 95% sexually hot!
'How sexually hot are you?' at QuizUniverse.com
How Self Righteous Are PeopleI have been on this site since June the 24th of 2008, and I have tried to friend 2,078 fubarians of those only 1,596 have accepted. I have fanned every person who's page I have been on, of those 2,078 people only 636 have returned the favor of fanning me back. Before I decided to delete any one that was not my fan from my friends list I only had 560 that had fanned me back. How self-righteous are these people that they are to good to return the favor of being my fan? I put it in my online status that I was going to delete anyone that was not a fan of mine on 11/25 and I had a few people come into my shout-box and tell me to go ahead and delete them which I gladly obliged by removing my fan of them and then unfriending them as well. Who the hell do these people think they are, they want me to be their fan and be their friend so they can have the points and don't want to return the favor, what is the big deal? Are people so self centered that they actually feel they are to good to be som
How Sexually Powerful Are You?What sexual morals???
You Are Extremely Sexually Powerful
Your sexual power is obvious - you don't do anything to hide your sexuality.
In fact, if there's such a thing as a person with too much sexual power, it's you.
Your life and thoughts are dominated by sex. And while it's good to be sexually liberated, you're starting to have a one track mind.
You don't always have to use your sexual power. There's more to human interaction than getting naked!
Are You Sexually Powerful?
How Sensual Are You?Your Sensuality Score is: 30%
You are somewhat sensual, but it's likely that you aren't in touch with all your senses.
You probably have a couple senses you enjoy - like touch and taste.
If you were a little more sensual, you would enjoy life so much more.
Try to take time and indulge all your senses! Let yourself go a little.
How Sensual Are You?
How's Your Karma?You Have Fantastic Karma
You are a kind, sensitive, and giving person.
And all your good deeds will pay off - if they haven't already.
But you're not so concerned with what you get in return anyway.
You have an innate caring nature - and nothing can change that!How's Your Karma?
How Sexy Are You SurveyHow Sexy Are You
You scored 45% which makes you Slightly Sexy
"You have a few tricks up your sleves but there is plenty of room to improve. Try a few new things and let you hair down a bit."
How Sexy Are You? Find out at Quizopolis.com
How Should We Start The New YearI Would Like To Do Something To Start The New Year.. Have A Contest Or Auction Or Something Else..Let Me Know If You Have Any Ideas For It..Leave Comments ...
How Shadowlevelers OperateTo keep everyone on the same page Im adding this blog so everyone knows how we operate.
We don't have many rules so thats how it keeps things simple.
1.The biggest rule...NO DRAMA..If you have a problem with something or someone come too me and let me know.
2. Help on Level ups when you are available. We all have real lives off of Fubar and can't be here for everything. But if you are here and can help please do so.
3. And our last rule.. But out of respect to all levelers..That each are Fanned, Rated and added. No blocks on levelers. If there is a reason you have a leveler blocked please advise me as too why.
4. All Shadow Levelers are required too have it in there name on there profile. Its not required in the profile link and if you need help on that please let me know and ill help you. This is due too some decide they no longer want too be a leveler but forget too tell us.
5. We have found that it is easier too do a level up when someone is online so unless they
How Simple Life GetsFrom early years we are taught the limitations we put on our selves. But as we grow we seek new experiences and beginnings. Life takes us through paths we have and havent crossed before. Only to explore the next step in ones life is to fully understand that no one person will give you a promise, a committment nor there understanding as to your own path. They too have a path which may lead towards you and intersect or may continue in the opposite direction.
Leaving the nest, the living domain where ones birth place and being raised and nurtured til of age, you find yourself thrown to the wolves with early enployment, fending for yourself and making a start in this world. You are tossed into the society we call life amoung us. We prosper and seek love and romance and only have that too burn up in your faces. Open your mind body and soul to only have multiple people walk all over you like last weeks snackbar menu. We pick ourselves up from the floor and carry on as best we can but in t
How Stupidnever thought i would see the day when the American people could be so stupid
when they cant use just a little common sense..........why do we teach history in school????? because we seam not wanting to learn from our mistakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
another q? why put a man in any office that has money to take more of your money?i guess when 3/4 of Americans living on the streets begging they might wake up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How Sexy Are You?How Sexy Are You
You scored 20% which makes you Not Very Sexy
"You really need to read up on how to heat things up in the bedroom. Don't be afraid to break out and enjoy yourself and get what you want."
How Sexy Are You? Find out at Quizopolis.com
How Smart Is Your Right Foot?This is hysterical. You have to try this. It is absolutely true.
I guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle.
HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?
You have to try this please it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!!! It is from an orthopedic surgeon............ This will boggle your mind and you will keep you trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't. It's pre-programmed in your brain!
1. Without anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY!!) and while sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.
I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.
How Sweet He Is!!!!!For those of you that don't know me, my name is Shayla or Shay according to my boyfriend, Kent. I have 2 kids, 1 girl and 1 boy. Kent, my kids and I all have about the same interests. We all like being outdoors, when the ND weather allows. When we can be outside we like to ride horse, go 4 wheeling, go down to the river to swim, toss the football around, and build trenches on the sandbars. Kent is so awesome with the kids. He loves to play with them and they have so much fun together. I absolutely without a doubt love him to death. There is no one that I would rather be with. He is definately the love of my life. I'm not going to sit here and make you think that we have this fairy tale relationship, like all relationships we have had our ups and downs, and our good times and bad times but we always seem to get through it. Not many couples can say that they have survived everything that we have. This man, other than my kids, is the reason I wake up in the morning. I wish there was
How She FeelsThis is an old poem I wrote quite a few years ago when all the shit in my life was happening. Found it when I was going through all my stuff in my room and thought I would post it.
How She Feels
By Ashlae Grisham
16 year old
Had to grow too fast
With everything to worry about
Had to do this
Had to do that
With a little brother to take care of
Couldn't be a kid
Must be responsible
And what did she get in return?
Heart break
With no place to sleep
Nights of lonliness
And salty tears on her cheeks
Doesn't really want her mother
And her father behind bars
She loves them; but hates them
For the scars they left on her heart
16 years old
Had to grow too fast
Had to do this
Had to do that
Must be responsible
Must be responsible
Can't be a kid anymore.
How Spicy Are You?Your Spicy Score: Medium
You enjoy letting loose and having fun, but you don't go overboard. You know that a little spice can go a long way. You keep yourself in check. When things are too boring, you really know how to bump up the temperature. When things are getting hot and completely out of control, you know how to pull back.
How Spicy Are You?
Hows This?k so hows this for a shitty day, i get layed off work cuz i refused to work a 28 hr shift twice in one week. the company i worked for even refused to get us shitters on the sites were we on all night. THEn to top it off i cum home to a 3 day pay or quit notice and when i get ahold of the and lord to tel them i get paid on ZFriday an al will be well they tell me i got till 12am tomorrow night to move or they will evict me. They dont even want the rent. Well they got me by the balls cuz due to this economy i was late twice on rent and by law they can do just what they are doing. What a way to start the week huh? The only silver lining is that my parents have a one bedroom apartment on their property that i am gonna move into. Ugh so i'm movin back home an that sux but at least i get home cookin!
How Should I Start This?Ever since I joined the Fu,I've noticed that there's not too many chat rooms that offer a place to chill and talk about stoner shit,y'know?So I was wondering...I've seen peoples profiles that say they're the owner of club this or that,and I always wonder how they became the owner of that place,y'know?Cuz I'd like to do that,start up a club and be the owner of it,while my kitten is the co-owner with me.If anyone would like to help me in telling me how to go about doing it,or to show me how,I'd greatly appreciate it!!Somebody let me know,alright?
How Sexy Are YouHa ha ha I bet out Pedro
You Are 81% Sexy
http://www.blogthingsimages.com/howmuchsexappealdoyouhavequiz/sexy-5.jpg" height="100" width="100">Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts!Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it.You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride.
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How's Norma?HOW IS NORMA?--A sweet grandmother telephones St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked,"Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and roomnumber of the patient?"The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, " Norma Findlay, Room302."The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse'sstation for that room."After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, "I havegood news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her bloodpressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her physician,Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. Godbless you for the good news."The operator replied, "You're more thanwelcome. Is Norma your daughter?"The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells meshit."
Hows The NeighborhoodAnother day in the neighborhood whats going on fubar hope that it is doing well . I need you to love me and get me up in lvls
MR.WES
How Sad Is This?http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=8025281
It will break your heart. :(
How Sexy Is Your Zodiac SignBig Beautiful Momma took the How Sexy is your Zodiac Sign? quiz and the result is Sagittarius-The Sexy one
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to ...mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna #### with you might end up crying.
http://quiz.applatform.com/track/?i=1122683&st=1248707919&o=1&h=41a60ba9f7e55f6ae6a98fb467490389&ref=nf
How Strong Am I?I've been the strong one all my lifeAs the elder sybling it's been my stryfeI was strong for my momDurring her hard timesStrong for my brother and sisterThrough countless trials in lifeI've been strong for my friendsMy family, and those I care most aboutBut now I find the path the toughestand I must muster all the strength I canThey say if you know love That you know painWell, I have know love in many formsPassionate, romantic, platonic and unrequitedBut in all these I have been strongBut now I know what I must doNow I find if my strength will prove trueI gave all I had, and for a time she was gladNow comes the time to set her freeEven knowing what it means to meI have been strong for you, My DearBut please forgive me I can't hold back the tearsI know what we had was wonder and joyI'll always love you, your daughter and boyBut for now, I can't be strongI can't hold back the floodBut I ask that you not pick on meI've been stronger than most will ever beForgive my weaknessForgive my tear
How SweetBlast : "WARNING:I'm not the girl next door; I'm the bitch down the street!"
And I'm sure she will be complaining about how no good men are coming her way. Because any man wants a bitch from Ohio. Thats down the street...
How's The View Up There?“I thought it was pretty cool” so said German traveler Dirk Gensler commenting on watching a couple having a bit of sex in a clock tower across from where he was staying. People in Sydney are all abuzz about the couple doing the nasty in broad daylight for all to see. And according to news accounts everyone was watching. Apparently, none of the watchers were upset so I guess that means the horny couple get a resounding “10”. Click it for a picture of the amorous couple: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,576649,00.html?test=latestnews
We’re exhibitionist at BlastFM too! Come by and enjoy our musical forays. I’m sure you’ll enjoy the entertainment.
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How Smart Is Your Right Foot?
HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT? This is hysterical. You have to try this. It is absolutely true. I guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle.HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this! It is from an orthopedic surgeon............. This will confuse your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't. It is pre-programmed in your brain!1. While sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.I told you so! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.
How Smart Is Your Right FootThis is hysterical. You have to try this. It is absolutely true. I guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle.HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this! It is from an orthopedic surgeon............. This will confuse your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't. It is pre-programmed in your brain!1. While sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.I told you so! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.
How Stupid Are California Cops?~~~~~~~~Sniplet from FoxNews~~~~~~~~~~~~
Gun rights advocates have a California police detective in their crosshairs after he apparently posted comments on Facebook advocating that "open carry" supporters should be shot.
East Palo Alto Police Det. Rod Tuason apparently posted the remarks on his Facebook page in response to a friend's status update, which suggested that gun advocates who carry unloaded weapons openly — which is legal in California — should do so in places like "Oakland, Richmond and East Palo Alto" and not just in "hoity toity" cities.
"Haha we had one guy last week try to do it!" Tuason replied. "He got proned out [laid face-down on the ground] and reminded where he was at and that turds will jack him for his gun in a heartbeat!"
Several comments later, the detective suggested shooting the gun rights advocates, some of whom have carried firearms openly in recent weeks in California's Bay Area, particularly at Starbucks locations.
"Sounds like you had someo
How Smart Are YouThe Banana Test
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
A Lion , A Chimp , A Giraffe ,
......AND...
A Squirrel
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
So think carefully . . ..
Try and answer within 30 seconds. Got your answer?
Now scroll down to see the analysis.
If your answer is:
Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're dense.
Giraffe = you're a complete moron.
Squirrel = you're hopeless.
A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.
Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax
How Should You Travel?You Should Travel By Scooter
You believe that travel is more a state of mind than anything else. It's all about your attitude. You can travel in your home town or halfway around the world. You just make sure to savor every new taste, sight, and sound. When you travel, you like to take your time and immerse yourself. That's why a scooter is perfect for you. Riding a scooter means you can travel any little side street, and go slow enough to check out all the scenery.
How Should You Travel?
The First Rule of Blogthings Is: You Don't Talk About Blo
How Stupied My ExisARG EXS ARE SO FUCKING STUPIED WITH MINE HE CANT STOP TALKING AFTER SAYING UR DONE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR THINKING RANCH IS SALSA OR THINKING GRAB OTHER END OF THE SHELF MENT GO GET A HAMMER
yet the still try be in your personal life mine is all the time no matter how many times u tell them none there buesness they still try with mine hes trying every excuse in the book "just making convosation, we dated for over two years,)
or after dating again Hey.i miss u i miss the times when we laughed and i made u blush ur soo cute.we had so much good times ill miss that.ill miss kissing those lips of urand making love to u .we had something strong but we both let it drop but y?idn but i belive that we are still strong but it hasnt found its way bak cause love like that always comes bak so if things go bad with both are relatilnships or even if we feel that its us that belong together i kno that in ur heart u still want me u may not think it but its in ur heart.if i was still down ther
How's It Gonna Be - Third Eye Blind"How's It Going To Be"
I'm only pretty sure that I can't take anymore Before you take a swing I wonder what are we fighting for When I say out loud I want to get out of this I wonder is there anything I'm going to miss I wonder how it's going to be When you don't know me How's it going to be When you're sure I'm not there How's it going to be When there's no one there to talk to Between you and me Cause I don't care How's it going to be, How's it going to be Where we used to laugh There's a shouting match Sharp as a thumbnail scratch A silence I can't ignore Like the hammock by the Doorway we spent time in, swings empty Don't see lightning like last fall When it was always about to hit me I wonder how's it going to be When it goes down How's it going to be When you're not around How's it going to be When you found out there was nothing Between you and me Cause I don't care How's it going to be And how's it going to be When you don't know me anymore And how's it going to be Want to g
How Sincere Treats His LadyHow Sincere treats his lady
Imagine you me champagne bubble bath Sweet kisses all along your neck Times like this we'll never miss To the end of the world n back You'll never find a love like this One look in your eyez Thats all it took For this guy, Surified no need 2 try Baby girl Sweet brwn eyez So good all i can do is sigh No reason to deny For your love I would die my sweet lullaby Vision of us wind in our hair No care 50/50 2way street Our love is fair So lavish nuthin compares You and me uniquely paired
How So?How do ugly ass bitches get bling? And I mean the expensive bling?
These people do nothing but bitch.
How Stupid Can You Possibly Be??Ok, as my friends you all know I return likes, rates and leave comments. This dumb ass bitch, is going to go on her "man's" page and saw I left a comment... morning(h). Her ass replies to my comment saying, "he has someone, so back off bitch he don't want you when he has all of me."
Of course I had to laugh... so after damn there rolling in the floor with laughter, I returned her comment. I replied " I don't want him,lmaoooo. He apparently came to my page, rated and liked me. All I was doing was returning it. BWAHAHAHAHA. How in the hell a noobieis going to step to me with bullshit. Learn the fuckin site before you start barkin dumbass."
Was I wrong? I don't think so.
Much love and hugs to my fuFriends ~Sassi
How Stupid Are Some People?I swear I am quickly losing respect for a large portion of the human race. Anyone on here that pays any attention to Me knows that I co-created a small charity to help disabled animals so am a MAJOR animal person. On a daily basis, I see and share information from literally all over the world on animals in need of help from accident or more often than not the stupidity and cruelty of human beings. I saw a story today that was almost the last straw for My ability to keep from breaking down. There is a man in Mass that has a 12 yr old shepherd that was hit by a car and lost use of its back legs almost completely. He got it a wheelchair which they left out on the porch as the dog usually needed it outside and some stupid jackass stole the damn wheelchair OFF THE PORCH in the middle of the night. The local news contacted a company that makes them and they agreed to replace it in a day at no cost to the owner but it is the damn fact of the matter. How fucking stupid and heartless does it ta
How's It Going To Be?I'm only pretty sure that I can't take anymore Before you take a swing I wonder what are we fighting for When I say out loud I want to get out of this I wonder is there anything I'm going to miss I wonder how it's going to be When you don't know me How's it going to be When you're sure I'm not there How's it going to be When there's no one there to talk to Between you and me Cause I don't care How's it going to be, How's it going to be Where we used to laugh There's a shouting match Sharp as a thumbnail scratch A silence I can't ignore Like the hammock by the Doorway we spent time in, swings empty Don't see lightning like last fall When it was always about to hit me I wonder how's it going to be When it goes down How's it going to be When you're not around How's it going to be When you found out there was nothing Between you and me Cause I don't care How's it going to be And how's it going to be When you don't know me anymore And how's it going to be
How Selfish Are Your Vacations?this is a copy of an article thats ging to be printed in a couple loac news papers
This may not be your idea of a vacation, but at least one Janesville native has set a precedent.
liverjuice*, 33, a worker at where he works*, spent his day off Tuesday pulling worm-infested, swamp-smelling car tires out of the Cedar River in various stages of decomposition.
An avid river man, liver* had grown progressively disgusted with the tires he could see from the bridge near his father’s home by the Green Mill Bridge, but lately, with the drought-depleted water, the sight became unbearable.
It takes quite a bit of muscle and a plugged nose to pull the mud-caked tires out of the river, but try your biceps on one that has been wedged in rotting, entangled tree branches for a couple of decades and you will get a workout and a history lesson as well.
liver* asked his dad, *, who, with the help of two other long-time friends, Maggie and Greg *, to help him haul the tossed tir
How Soon Is Too Soon Für Shopping BrautkleidWann sollte ich kaufen das Brautkleid? Die Antwort ist, dass es wichtig ist, ein Kleid Anfang zu finden, aber nicht zu früh! Hier sind die Gründe, warum Sie nicht kaufen Ihr hochzeitskleider zu früh sollte:
Auch wenn Sie begeistert sein und möchten Ihr Kleid rechts weg, kann es nicht eine gute Idee, ein Kleid 2 Jahre vor dem Termin zu bekommen, weil Sie brauchen werden, um sie zu speichern, die könnte ein Schmerz, wenn du eine volle haben Rock und ein Studio-Apartment! Auch wissen, dass, wenn Sie ein Brautkleid Brautkleid so früh wählen, eine ganz neue Welle von Kleidern kommen im nächsten Jahr. Was, wenn Sie etwas, das Sie besser finden? Wenn Sie sich entscheiden zu verzögern müssen, können Sie planen, um Geld während des ersten Jahres der Ihren großen Tag zu speichern, so dass, wenn die Zeit kommt, können Sie für Ihre Traumhochzeit Kleid ohne finanzielle Belastung einkaufen können.
Wenn zu Beginn der Suche für Ihre einzigartige Hochzeit Kleid ist ganz Ihnen überlassen. Die wichtigs
Hows About This??I will attempt this, I can't promise anything but I shall try. I am tired of correcting things, so no correcting today. I try to make things look really nice, its time for a trial change. I use to want people to accept me, I am getting to the point to where I don't care anym0re. Damn!!Accept me or neglect me, I can shine d survive in my own world. Hey this is going kinda well...
Thro8gh out my time on this site I have met some nice people and some that seem hell bound on making sure that I feel defeayed. Me personally, I see the computer whether its a desk top, laptop or hand held as a gift and it oughta be treated as so. Those of you that are how out to destroy some have defeated many but ya ain't gonna bring me down that easy. You may not like me and if thats what blows up your skirt, then that is just peachy king. Go to an your corner and toot your own little horn to signify the defeat. Just leave me alone. I ain't gonna be your dream come true or your help on a rainy day. I don't
How Spy Pen Camera Is Best Product Of Spy Camera In Delhi IndiaRecently there are many new spy cameras products are introduced in the market and all products have a special feature. This product is manufactures with the help of advance technology and good quality accessories. Now maximum spy cameras is wireless and it is a special feature of this device. Business of this device is growing fastly because demand of this surveillance is increase day by day. Increase demand of this surveillance because crime rate is increasing all over the world nobody can say that she/ he is safe and there are no threat of her/ his life. This device is used for security and detective purpose. Family protection is our first priority in our life, we are not able to protect for our family. These products help us to protect our family member from any thread.
There are many products which helps us in different way these products are: Spy pinhole, pen, cap, CCTV, Snake, keychain camera. All over the world this surveillance is used by security agency and law enforcement, b
How Smart Sind Sie Mit Ihren Kindern "smartphones?Denken Sie zurück 10 Jahre, wo du warst, was du tust. Hätten Sie ein Gadget, das erschwinglich war, fit in der Handfläche vorstellen können, und die ein Telefon, Pager, Kamera, Organizer, GPS, Walkman, Computer und Camcorder war alles in einem? Ich weiß, ich konnte es nicht - es wäre wie etwas aus einem Science-Fiction-Film geklungen haben!
Smartphones sind erstaunlich. Sie haben die Welt verändert, und wie wir miteinander kommunizieren und wie wir unser Leben zu verwalten. Es ist sicher zu sagen, dass sie ein Wunder der Neuzeit sind. All diese Funktionen bedeuten, dass das Smartphone gibt uns fantastische Möglichkeiten, produktiver zu sein und bleibe in Kontakt besser. Auf der Kehrseite,(dual sim handy) können sie Probleme verursachen und, im Fall von den Kindern, sie können einfach gefährlich sein.
Ich versuche nicht zu Panikmache, und ich bin nicht gegen die Technik, oder befürworten Verriegelung Kinder weg von der Außenwelt - es ist einfach ein paar Vorschläge, wie man das Beste
Hows This??I'm kinda done being Ms. Goody two shoes, if you can poke me you could come in and enjoy my lounge. I have tried to stay nice... I won't accept anymore friendship requests or pokes, unless you are a member of my lounge. Hey, GRrrr... I can be a bitch too!!
That is where I'm at, Our Destiny. It is all that shall ever be, is found in Our Destiny!!!
How Safe Is Your Food?How safe is are food ? One thing I do know fake foods not good for body. About yr ago new york state out lawwed pam cooking spray do to toxicity in the spray . I just found out some bad meat came in to US few days ago from Canada. No did not make it in to food supply that I do know . But some fake shit that we eat every day is killing us. I stayed way from fake foods all my life for 38 going 39 my body is same shape as 21 old. With no toxic in my body . If says imitation don't eat it . It not real
How Sex Became A God.Porn Shackles Society More than Patriot Act
April 28, 2012
(left, scene from American Pie,1999, porn passing as "teen comedy-drama")Increasingly, pornography is changing societal norms. Soon, we could be living in a porn movie. "We aspire to corrupt in order to rule." Giuseppe Mazzini (1805-1872) Freemason leader. by Henry Makow Ph.D.Mankind has been colonized by a satanic cult, the Illuminati, Cabalist Jewish bankers & Freemasons who used their fraudulent monopoly over government credit (currency) to buy the world and hold it in debt servitude. So effective is their control over culture that humanity is only now realizing it is their hostage in an emerging imperialist police state that spans the globe.
How Soon Is Now - Love Spit LoveI am the sonand the heirof a shyness that is criminally vulgarI am the son and heirof nothing in particularYou shut your mouthhow can you sayI go about things the wrong wayI am human and I need to be lovedjust like everybody else doesI am the sonand the heirof a shyness that is criminally vulgarI am the son and the heirof nothing in particularYou shut your mouthhow can you sayI go about things the wrong wayI am human and I need to be lovedjust like everybody else doesThere's a club if you'd like to goyou could meet somebody who really loves youso you go, and you stand on your ownand you leave on your ownand you go home, and you cryand you want to dieWhen you say it's gonna happen "now"well, when exactly do you mean?see I've already waited too longand all my hope is goneYou shut your mouthhow can you sayI go about things the wrong wayI am human and I need to be lovedjust like everybody else does
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How ToI was just wondering how I get to meet people except welcoming the new members. I kept welcoming people but they would just not reply or I haven't heard back from them. ANd I'd like to increase my level, man it's though!!
How To Annoy People At An Amusement Park.Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatedly if they would like their picture taken.
Leave large gaps in between you and the people in front of you while waiting in line.
Every time you pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind you in line.
Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.
Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let you off.
Offer people money for their spots in line... MONOPOLY money.
Speak in Spanish, or pretend you're deaf and start making rapid hand movements.
Start talking about shaving your excess body hair in line while everyone around you is silent.
Find someone and tell him or her you're lost. Use your best acting skills.
Steal all of the pennies out of the water fountains.
Go up to the boy band wanna-be group and pretend to be really excited and ask for their autographs, reassuring them that they're g
How To Shower Like A .......HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according
to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental not e to do
more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long
loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with
43 added vitamins.
Wash y our hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towe
How To Work This Sitei entered this site by referral but i have no idea what to do i cant add shit did anyone else have issues wit starting up with this site and what did u do about it is there a tutorial or something
How To Install A Home Security SystemHOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, Size 14-16.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo and your NRA magazines.
3. Put a giant dog dish next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
" Hey Bubba: Big Mike, Slim, Tiny and I went for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the Pitbulls. They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up pretty bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but I locked all four of them in the house. Better wait outside"
How To ImpressHOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Compliment her,
Respect her,
Honour her,
Cuddle her,
Kiss & caress her,
Love & stroke her,
Tease her,
Comfort her,
Protect her,
Hug her,
Hold her,
Spend money on her,
Wine & dine her,
Listen to her,
Care for her,
Stand by her,
Support her
& go to the ends of the Earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked.
Bring food.
How To Increase A Womans Desire For You?How to increase a womans desire for you?
Current mood: optimistic
Category: Romance and Relationships
>NEWS JUST IN: If you're interested in the topic
of DESIRE, and how to make a woman feel it for
you, then you need to learn how ATTRACTION works.
If you don't know this amazing secret, then you
might want to check THIS out before you read the
rest of this newsletter:
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>>>QUESTION OF THE WEEK:
You are a saint. A giant among insects... Ok,
maybe not, but it gets through the obligatory ass-
kissing since you have helped me so much. Let me
begin...
I've had my eyes on this particular girl for quite
some time, and I could tell she was already into
me quite a bit, but we had never made anything of
it. Last week, she decided to "be bold" and ask ME
out, instead of the other way around (you can see
I'm already doing something right). She asked if I
wanted to go see a movie some time; instead of
fr
How To Get Her Number?How to get her number?
Current mood: exhausted
Category: Romance and Relationships
How To "Approach" Her & Get Her Number
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***QUESTION***
Hey Dave, I'm a 27 year old guy that has been
single and dateless for long enough, so I decided
to "do something about it!" I purchased your
DYDating book about a month ago because I knew my
"wussy ways" had to go. My problem wasn't
approaching hot women, it's been w
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>I believe that one of the "secrets" of GETTING
PHYSICAL with a woman is knowing how to create a
MASSIVE amount of what you just might call "animal
magnetism". And I've developed a system for
creating this POWERFUL attraction that I call
"Power Sexuality". If you want to learn more about
it, then take a minute and check THIS out:
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***QUESTION***
I have been using your techniques for the past
month and my "popularity" is soaring. I would like
to thank you for finally saying what I have
thought for years. Here is my question. About 5
years ago I used to go to
How To Make Skins, From Kinkyskins..< you need two windows open for this>
rip a skin from someone and use this as a starter, go into your skins
scroll until you see "my skin" to the right it says "edit skin", click it
this opens a new window with the skin coding inside.
right click and hit select all
hit the back button
hit create a skin at the top
and it opens a new skin
delete everything in the blank skin
paste the skin you copied there
name it and save it
this is the one you will be using to make changes to instead of changing the original
now in a different window open your pic hosting site (photobucket.com or pictub.com
go to the pic you want to use
you need to copy the IMG code
then go back to the skin you are working on
scroll down about a quarter way down the page should be about the 10th or 15th paragraph
it says body background(it is much longer than the rest)
that is where you paste the IMG code at
just replace the http:// so forth
from http: to jpg
it will shove in t
How Things ChangeSorry, this is not a sex story. More of a rant.
I have come to the conclusion that with all of the technology provided to us we have become less personal. Sometimes it seems that the normal courtesy of even saying bye is lost in the world of instant messaging and email. If you were on the phone or talking to someone in person, would you just walk off and leave? Would you not say bye? If someone walks up to you would you just ignore them like you aren’t there? How did we become so impersonal? No wonder our kids today don’t have any verbal communication skills or an idea how to act in a group of people. They are sitting behind a computer or a phone text messaging. Personally I miss the days of a proper conversation. It is sad to see such a wonderful trait lost in this technology world.
How To Finish Life As A OrgasmI think the life cycle is all backwards You should start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case
How To Make A Lady/man HappyIt's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but e
How True!You scored as Submissive. You are a submissive! You like to be the weaker, more helpless one, rather than the dominant one. It excites you to be told or forced what to do, although you may not know why. You may think it's wrong, having fantasies of being raped or beaten, but it's what makes you happy that's important, and having that special someone who will be your dominatrix ;)Submissive100%Playful94%Violent75%Dominator31%What kind of S&M person are you?created with QuizFarm.com
How To Tell If You Really Love And Miss SomeoneDo you really love them, or are you just lonly and horny?
Well the easiest way to tell is, masturebate, then see if you still feel you really miss them and want them around. If you don't, you were just lonly and horny. You don't really love that person. You just want sex. So quit bothering that person, and find someone you want to be around even when you're not lonly and horny.
If someone seems to really like you, and won't leave you alone, and your not sure if they really like you, tell them to go masterbate, then see how interested they are in you when they come back. If they still act the same way, then they might actually like you. Or they uste to, but they quit when you told them to go masterbate, and they never came back. They took it as go fuck yourself. Ohwell, find someone new.. or go explain yourself.
That's the thought of the day.
Lately I been thinking, do I really miss my exgirlfriend? Or am I just lonly and horny. I'd say its mostly the second one. Altho
How To Get Over YouHow can you just sit there looking at me and not feel a thing but when I see you with her I just cry.
How can I just act like there’s nothing there and know that I still love you yet you don’t even act like you’re going to cry.
Well I came to the conclusion you’re my first love and I will never get over you.
But that’s okay because I do know that you have to love me too!
You were the first boy I kissed and I don’t know if we will ever be together but if she doesn’t stay by to you I think I will just go over the moon
But this is how I get over you I live day by day and that it sure maybe one day I will hit her but she knows she got it coming.
These are the ways I get over you but maybe I won’t have to.
If I do I will no we are through so bye baby I still and always will love you
How To Get Over The One You Love (by Mz.b)Who here has not suffered from a broken heart?
Who has loved or wanted someone who did not want us?
No matter how great we are. No matter how hot we are...when someone we love or want in our lives leaves and for whatever reason they leave...we feel like crap.
We could have been the one that left but we will still grieve. Maybe the reason is because we could not see eye to eye on an issue and this is what broke the relationship apart.
Grief will be there. I want to tell you that grief does get to acceptance eventually. It is all a matter of choices. That is the honest truth.
But I just can't let go. We have so many memories and all I can think of is "What if we stayed together..."
Well if you stayed together and you were not happy, I will tell you that 5 years down the line, even 10 years later you won't be happy.
Love really is a two way street. When one person is pulling all the weight in the relationship it can become exhausting and that is not love. I call
How To Sponsor Tgamm Fm RadioDear Friends of Radio:
As you listen to TGAMM FM, you begin to understand that we are commercial free. This was a directive from our global pro-active audience when they sent in their requests for music.
" Please, just play music and not a bunch of silly commercials that insult my intelligence."
" Here's my request. Could you just play the tunes and not a lot of car commercials "
" I really like your station. Just don't jam me up with a lot of ( curse word deleted ) commercials. I already have one of those that I pay big buck for."
" Awesome. You want to know what I like ? Well, I like more music and less commercials. You do that dude and I'm as loyal as a puppy dog."
After we read those and others email, we decided to create conservative yet effective shopping Malls where affiliates and clients could be promoted in lieu of airing actual spot announcments ( commercials ).
If I may continue. Today we were presented with a wonderful opportunity. It came in the
How Tough Are U LolYou scored as Extremely Tough. Wow, you are more tough than I can imagine! You're Extremely Tough!
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How The Moonlight SleepsHow sweet the moonlight sleeps
here i sit,and i let the sound of music
creep in my ears
and the soft stillness of the night
become the sweet touch of harmony
look how the floors of heaven
is so thick inlaid with patterns
the sound of the birds
like a angels song
the wind blows in such harmony
and the whislt muddy sand
oh look the water is closing in
How To Tell If She's InterestedHow To Tell If She's Interested
Current mood: ecstatic
How To Tell If She's Interested
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>ARE YOU interested in learning how to tell
whether or not a woman is interested in you? Are
you fascinated with eye contact, body language,
and the little "hints" that women use to tell you
that they're attracted to you? If so, and if
you're interested in learning how to use these
tools to create ATTRACTION, then read THIS:
http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/SexualCommunication/
OK, I have a quick trick question for you.
That's right, I said a quick TRICK question.
How can you tell if a woman is interested in
you?
Answer quickly.
So what gives?
How To Go From Diva To Butt Ugly In One Simple LessonI don't even have to blog this madness, it blogs itself....hahahaha....read bottom up.
=== 'heyysexy' spewed forth the following at '2006-10-02 10:19:32'..
>
> if you put your ugly face to display pic you dont do any thing :DD i didnt see your face before if i see your ugly face before i did give you muahuahuha :D your are reaaly ugly
> === '**~The Lovely Stang~**' spewed forth the following at '2006-10-02 10:15:49'..
> >
> > Just ugly enough for you to want to talk too...LOL, so you must enjoy ugly women?? You want ugly women to look at your little dick?
> >
> > === 'heyysexy' spewed forth the following at '2006-10-02 10:13:50'..
> > >
> > > i looked your pic again and you are true they are not dirty . they are very ugly especaly your face very ugly
> > > === '**~The Lovely Stang~**' spewed forth the following at '2006-10-02 10:11:30'..
> > > >
> > > > This is NOT a dirty and my pictures are NOT dirty. My pics are tasteful and your dick is your problem, not mine
How To Get Ahold Of Me When I'm On AirWhen DJ Angel is on air u can come listen and request songs 3 diff ways you can go to instant message me at djangel96@yahoo.com for yahoo and MSN messengers or you can join me in either on of these lounges
on Lostcherry
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Or click here and go to my playlist
Click the Flownet banner and come listen!!
How To Be The Cultist Hmm MessedRecently, the Society For Evil Overlords has noticed a regrettable decline in the availability and quality of fanatical henchmen, evil priests, and willing sacrificial victims. We wish to correct this growing problem by submitting the following general guidelines for Cultists.
1. Pick one faith and stay with it. Dilettantism is the mark of the amateur.
2. Avoid needless embarrassment. Practise the correct pronunciation of your deity's name in the privacy of your own room before chanting it in public. Flash cards are often helpful.
3. Never invoke anything bigger than your head.
4. Avoid all cabalistic jewelry over ten pounds in weight -- it attracts unwelcome attention from tourists, policemen, various supernatural creatures, and can be downright dangerous during thunderstorms.
5. Citronella candles may not be used in rituals. I cannot stress this enough. Pastel-colored candles in the shape of cute animals are like beacons to the Powers of Darkness.
6.
How To VoteHere is the link to go vote for me in the biker babe contest....
How To Provent CancerCancer... either you have had it, will develop it at some time, or know someone who has had it or has it. Whether we like it or not, cancer affects each one of us directly or indirectly. Preventing cancer is easier than you may think. Through simple lifestyle changes, we can reduce our risk of developing many types of cancer.
1) Avoid smoking, whether it be actual smoking or secondhand smoke.
We hear a dozen times a day how bad cigarettes are for us and the risk of lung cancer. Why? Because smoking is the most significant risk factors for cancers that we can reduce. Did you know that smoking can increase your risk of many other cancers? Need help quitting? Check out About's Smoking Cessation Site for great tips and support.
2) Practice sun safety and recognize when skin changes occur.
Skin cancer is becoming more common, especially among young people. Wear sunscreen when outdoors, even if it is shady, and try to avoid the outdoors during the sun's peak time, which is 10 am - 2 pm
How To Piss Of A CopWhen you get pulled over, say, "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol."
When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.
When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf
If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say, "No. My speedometer only goes up to..."
Touch him.
When he asks you why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat.
Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
Refer to him by his first name.
Pretend you are gay and ask him out.
When he says no, cry.
If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harrasment.
If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
When he asks you to spread 'em, tell him you don't go that way.
When he puts on the handcuffs, say, "My dates usually buy me dinner first."
Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, 'cause you don't like to get ink on your fingers.
After you sign the ticket and give it back t
How To Know If Your A Nurse!YOU KNOW YOU ARE A NURSE IF....
The front of your scrubs read: 'Nurses...here to save your ass, not
kiss it!'
You occasionally park in the space with the 'Physicians Only' sign,
and knock it over.
You've ever told a patient to 'move toward the light.'
You believe some patients are alive only because it's illegal to kill
them.
You always follow the rules, but you're wise enough to forget them
sometimes.
You can't cure stupid.
You have seen more moons than the Hubbell telescope.
You own at least three pens with the names of prescription medications
on them.
You never get into an argument with an idiot, because they only bring
you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
You hope there's a special place in Hell for the inventor of the call
light.
You believe that saying, 'It can't get any worse' causes it to get
worse just to show you it can.
You wash your hands before you go to the bathroom.
You've ever thought a blood pressure cuff
How To Manage Stress!A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, “How heavy is this glass of water?”
Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g.
The lecturer replied, “The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long you try to hold it. If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance.
"In each case, it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.”
He continued, “And that's the way it is with stress management. If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we won't be able to carry on.
"As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again. When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden.
"So, before you return home tonight, put the burden of work down. Don't carry it home. You can pick it u
How To Develop Your Own Psychic Abilities To Improve Your LifeEveryone is psychic. Some people are more so than others and every one of us possesses this ability. You do. I do. And we can further develop, train, and direct, what we already possess . . . expand our psychic potential until every measure of our lives is vastly improved. Psychic abilities are practical and usable. This is true because psychic abilities are merely extensions of faculties normal to us. For instance, clairvoyance extends the ability to see, clairaudience extends the ability to hear, telepathy - the ability to communicate, precognition - our sensing faculties, deja vu - past memory recall. Every psychic ability you've ever heard of is but an enhanced version of what is normal and typical for each member of the human race.
What does it take to extend our faculties? First and foremost, a positive attitude and the ability to relax and imagine and trust. Faculty extensions (what most people refer to as "psychic abilities) allow us to access multiple layers of information,
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>Hey, take a minute and look through all of the
different programs I've created to help you learn
how to overcome fear... how to approach women...
how to start conversations... and how to get
numbers and dates. You can see them all here:
http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/Catalog/
ONE MISTAKE ALMOST ALL MEN MAKE WITH WOMEN... AND
WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT...
There is one critical mistake that almost all
men make with the women that they're REALLY
attracted to.
This particular mistake is at the root of so
many different problems that men run into, that
the topic probably deserves a book to be written
How To Hurt A Veteran Or Military Person?Most people that know me, know that my Honor is very IMPORTANT to me.
Well this is true for every military person & veteran I know or talk too.
Some people also Realize, that I hate people that pick on others.
Again, the Same can be said for all the Veterans I know and Military I talk too
Now I'm not talking about the Teasing type of picking on! NO, I mean the real hurtful kind! The kind that leave Emotional Scares or damages a persons Reputation.
By, now you must be wondering what does this have to do with How to Hurt a Military or Veteran.
Simplely this, We Defend your Rights to say they hurtful things, to protest, etc.
So How do you Hurt a Military Person and/or Veteran?
Protest at his or Her Funeral?
Talk Trash about his/her Love Ones?
Burn their Flag?
While Those are two VERY BAD Things to do & will get them VERY Angry, it will not hurt them.
So do I have you really thinking now!!!
This is just my thoughts, but this is how I think
How The Body Clears EnergyWhole-Self Well-Being
Whole-self well-being is, in part, the result of a harmonious flow of energy between our physical and mental selves. When this flow is thrown out of balance for any reason, the body and mind react to one another rather than act cooperatively. Ongoing stress, sadness, anxiety, excitement, and fear can overwhelm the cerebral self, causing traumatic energy to be channeled into the body. The body then responds by taking steps to organically dispel the energy that has burdened it and expressing it by means of physical symptoms such as illness, fatigue, or disease. In some cases, these symptoms can simply be allowed to run their natural course and recovery will come about naturally. In most instances, however, health and wellness can only be restored by a dual course of treatment that acknowledges both the physical manifestations of energy clearing and the underlying emotional causes.
Many of the ailments we experience over the course of our lives can be indicative
How To Write A PoemOPEN THE WINDOW AT NIGHT
AND INVITE HIM IN.
BARE YOUR THROAT
AND LET HIM DRINK HIS FILL.
DREAM UNTIL HE STOPS,
THEN WRITE ABOUT THE DREAM.
TO YOU THE WORDS WILL SEEM FLAT
BUT THOSE WHO KNOW WILL KNOW,
REMEMBERING THEIR OWN NIGHTS
OF CRIMSON DREAMING
BY LAWRENCE SCHIMEL
How To UseIf I Am Broadcasting Live You Can Chat With Me By Type Or Cam To Cam With Sound No Need For Typing To Open Click On The Round Button With The Arrow For Main Menu Take It From There I Also Have Movies Pictures And Sound Files In There Also If We Are On Cam I Can Set The Room To Private Its All Done For Free No Sign Up UnLess You Want A Free Player
I Love's All You Sweet Babes Who Have Become My Friends
Love Danny
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How To Create Your Own Skin For LcI have been asked by A LOT of people "How can I create my own skins for LC. Well here is my attempt to help.
DISCLAIMER
OK, please understand that what I am going to show you is really poorly written code. It works for most things, but when building a professional web page you want to make sure that it would also translate well to PDA's, Web Phones, etc... But this takes some shortcuts and to explain further would be book, not a blog.
JUST THE BASICS
Here is the basic for the body of a page:
body {background-image: url(http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g7/YOURPIC.jpg);
background-attachment: fixed;
background-position:top Left;
background-repeat:repeat;
The first line tells the browser that you want to display an image and gives the address of what image to use from photo bucket or whatever. If you do not have photobucket or another server that you store pictures on that gives you the HTML code, go to www.photobucket.com. It is free!
The second line tells th
: How To Develop Your Own Psychic Abilities To Improve Your LifeEveryone is psychic. Some people are more so than others and every one of us possesses this ability. You do. I do. And we can further develop, train, and direct, what we already possess . . . expand our psychic potential until every measure of our lives is vastly improved. Psychic abilities are practical and usable. This is true because psychic abilities are merely extensions of faculties normal to us. For instance, clairvoyance extends the ability to see, clairaudience extends the ability to hear, telepathy - the ability to communicate, precognition - our sensing faculties, deja vu - past memory recall. Every psychic ability you've ever heard of is but an enhanced version of what is normal and typical for each member of the human race.
What does it take to extend our faculties? First and foremost, a positive attitude and the ability to relax and imagine and trust. Faculty extensions (what most people refer to as "psychic abilities) allow us to access multiple layers of information,
How To Really Eat PussyENJOY!!
How to really eat pussy:
(Beware ladies...this can get you worked up. boyz...this is the bible as far as I'm concerned.)
When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made.
Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs. Now stop and look at what you see.
Beautiful, isn't it?
There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. I know.They come in all different sizes, c
How To Know I Love You.My eyes scan your face.
My hand touches your skin.
I confide in you alone.
I live for you.
Awakened by your pressence.
As if only you can keep me breathing.
This is the way i say I need you.
My soft unsaid things.
I never thought I could hurt so much,
just for lack of you.
The breathing hurts.
Crawling would be bliss.
To fall into your soul and live there.
THis is the way I say I love you.
I secretly love you,
silently in my heart.
Nothing said,
we both know.
Ours hands touch as we walk.
this is the way I say I am yours.
A moment stolen from reality.
And I know I cannot back up my love.
I cannot give you the happy ending.
And with that I push you away.
I send you all the wiser out.
And the sky thunders of my head.
I change on purpose.
This is how you know I love you for real.
How To Make A Woman CumHow to make a woman orgasm
When it comes to pleasing a woman and giving a woman orgasms most guys are their own worst enemies. They do everything wrong and hope for great results.
Here are the key mistakes and some tips...don't screw 'em up.
DON’T: Mimic porn stars from flicks with names like ‘Saving Ryan’s Privates,’ or ‘Pulp Friction.’
In bed, most guys make the mistake of just copying what they see in videos or on the internet. These positions are what look best on camera NOT what provides the best stimulation and enjoyment for women.
What's misleading is the women in the videos are paid to 'act' as if they enjoy everything even when it doesn't really feel good - that's their job. .
(Let’s be honest: no woman looks that good when she hits the big O for real. Her face tends to scrunch up like cheap plastic in a bon fire, sometimes accompanied by pushing noises reminiscent of labour contractions or a long overdue bowel movement.)
DON’T: Rush Into Penetration
How To TrustI'm writing the following specifically as a general post on my own thoughts and life-lessons after someone seemed unsure that they'd ever be able to trust to the degree I wrote about elsewhere. There is no easy way and certainly no specific order of answers, but there are certain view points of mine that have certainly changed along the course of my life, and there is the key; trust in 'life'.
So what are the biggest things I've really learned from my own experience?
I could point out the times I believed I'd never be able to trust again, but that was crap, because someone would always come along to show me that I could. It wasn't about not being able to trust, it was about being able to trust the right person for me. NB for me, and not because someone else said I could.
I could pour out all the bad experiences I've had with the wrong people, but they weren't the wrong people – they were my lessons and my teachers that taught me much about myself, and that is all. Those wrong
How To Pick Up Chicks.First, you take the chicks and toss them on the floor. Then you have to pick them up. Without moving any of the other chicks... or something.
I'm still not sure how they got all the chicks in the box in the first place.
How To Have Funwe have fun in diffent ways we do thing out doors and when there are people a around but they can not see us at all. how do you have fun let us know.
How To Be A Better Lover......for Men! Written By Quick Please Repost....guys Need All The Help They Can Get. (repost)What do you all think? Does it ring true? Taken from a bullitin
SIMPLE WAYS TO BECOME A BETTER LOVER BY QUICK
1) CREATIVITY - You should never be afraid of doing new things. Is your sex life predictable? Change it, and put some creativity into it. The way i see it, is that you should never know whats going to happen. Dont be afraid to venture outside the bedroom. Surely we can all agree that going to jail for the sake of "different" sex isnt really worth it, but being outdoors does have a certain appeal to it. I have found that garages work well, and if you have an enclosed back yard, that works just as well also. As simple as it is, sex in the shower is always a winner. When your partner is in there, just hop in and seduce him/her. Its not very hard to just think of something creative and just do it. with that in mind, we move to the next subject.
2) SPONTANEITY - There is no better sex than sex that is just spontaneous. It has a certain passion level that just isnt matched
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy!!!How to Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don't mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning and laundry. Say, I think its time I learn to take care of myself. You know, just in case.
Volunteer to cook for her. Make sure its real greasy. Use every pot and pan in the house and be sure you spill and/or drop some of everything everywhere.
While brushing your teeth, flick the toothbrush first at the sink and then at the mirror.
Never ask her to get you something from the kitchen when she's in the kitchen. Let her spend a good 30 minutes in there and when she reaches the sofa with a sigh of relief say, "Will you PLEASE do me a big favor and get me a beer, my back is just killing me today."
Be sure to load up all your pockets with tissues before you drop them in the clothes hamper.
Leave yourself a trail of clothing, towels, dishes, and everything else you put your hands on. This will ensure you never lose your way.
Wait until she's overwhelmed with wor
How To Make LoveIngredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use, before use is ok and often preferred.
3. If cake rises, leave town.
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How To Bathe A CatHow to Bathe a Cat
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any thing they can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
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>>>THIS WEEK'S QUESTION:
David, you have helped me a lot so far, and I feel
like I am somewhat of a different person now
compared to before by reading your dating tips
etc. I met a girl not too long ago, she is a
couple hours away from me, and I put to work a lot
of what you had said since talking to her online,
and during my meeting with her, and it all
How To Squeeze The Most Out Of Your TimeHow To Squeeze The Most Out Of Your Time by Brian Tracy
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How do you start your day? Years ago I started planning mine by writing everything down I would have to do, the night before. I found that drawing up your list the night before prompts your subconscious to work on your plans and goals while you sleep. When you wake up, you feel ready to tackle your challenges.
When prioritizing and planning your time, consider the following points:
• Key questions.
What is the highest value-added action I can do?
What can I, and only I, do that I've done well before to make a difference?
Why am I on the payroll?
The answers to these questions help identify all that needs to be done and in what order. That, in turn, will bolster personal productivity.
• Values.
Decide what's important to you, and in what order. Make sure your values don't conflict with work. Energy spent worrying diminishes your abilities.
• Consequences.
Eve
How To Be A Better Partnerby Bob Narindra
If you have ever been in a relationship that failed, you most likely have sat down afterwards and wondered what went wrong. Sometimes it is easy to spot how much of it was their fault but it is not too easy to look at where you, personally, went wrong. Everybody wants to be the best at what they do, and being the best you can be for your partner is no exception. Listed below are 12 simple lessons that will help you to achieve that goal. Remember, if you want to be good to someone else, you also have to be good to yourself.
1. Be romantic.
Whenever a relationship starts to fail, the lack of romance is one of the first indicators. It is very natural for people to get complacent and forget the fun things they used to do when they first got together. A relationship has to be constantly worked on and being romantic is an absolute must. If you would like some more information on how to bring the romance back in to your relationship, please take a look at some of the a
How To Create Your Own“sexual Confidence” Andsexual Experience QuicklyHow To Create Your Own
“Sexual Confidence” And
Sexual Experience Quickly –
And Without The Years Of Hassle…
Until now, there has been nowhere to go in order to LEARN how to build Sexual Confidence.
You either had it, or you didn’t (or you were hard-headed like me, and spent many frustrating years of your life figuring it out for yourself).
Well, now there a place you can learn these concepts, theories, and skills… and the great news is that you can learn it all from ME… right from the comfort of your own home.
I’ve put the finishing touches on a home-study program that I call “Badboy's Sexuality”, and I’d like to tell you about it…
This program is the very first of its kind. It’s designed to help men overcome the same sexual issues that held me back from success with women for many years… the very personal stuff that doesn’t just “disappear” on its own… and can affect you your entire life unless you take action to get rid of
How To Get Your Man To Open Up..Tips to help him share his feelings:
You talk and talk; you tell him your fears, desires, dreams, what you ate for lunch. He, on the other hand, doesn't give it up that easily. While you're a constant stream of thought and feelings, his jabber tap often runs dry. You often wonder what's going on behind those eyes. And you want to know, how can you get him to open up?
The truth is, males aren’t brought up to talk about their feelings, so when you ask him to talk about what’s going on inside, it often doesn’t compute. "Men hesitate to talk because they are afraid that they won’t say the right things or they're concerned that they won’t express themselves in the right way," says Psychologist Karen Sherman, author of Marriage Magic! Find It, Keep It, Make It Last. According to Sherman, men bite their tongues because they’re afraid of being vulnerable.
Men need to feel safe in order to let their guard down. With loving praise and the right prodding , you can get your special man to
How To Stay Young And HappyTHROW out all the non-essentials number..
This includes age, weight , And Height.
Let the Dr. Worry about them..That’s why we pay him.
Keep Only Cheerful Friends
The Grouches ones pull us down
If you really need a grouch… There’s probably a family relatives to do the job.
Keep Learning
Learn more about the computer cooking gardening crafts or whatever
Just never left your brain idle
Laugh often long and loud
Laugh until you gasp for a breath
Laugh so you can be tracked in the store
By your distinctive laughter
The tears happen
Endure and grieve and move on
The only person with you your whole life is yourself
Surround your self with what you love
Weather it’s family friends or keep sakes
Music plants hobbies or whatever
Your home is your refuge
Cherish your health
If it is good preserve it.
If it is unstable improve it
If it is beyond what you improve get help.
Don’t take guilt trips
Go to another country
But
How To Take A Shower Like A Woman!Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry
hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you
see husband along the way, cover up any exposed
areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- make
mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg
cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo
with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner
enhancer.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for
10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa
cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country. * Wrap
hair in super a
How To Tell A Good Rag Head From A Bad Rag Head
It is very difficult to
distinguish the good towel-heads from the bad towel heads. Just where are
the moderate Muslims, anyway? Do they actually exist?
The following is provided, to help you distinguish
between a BAD "towel-head" and a GOOD "towel-head."
You must study the pictures carefully so that you will
not confuse the two in a moment of indecision... it could save your life!
Now then...
BAD towel-head...
How To Seduce Your ManFirst, it's very important that you choose the right person to seduce. This is more a matter of instinct than anything else, but most of us at will attempt to make conversation, or at least some eye contact, with a potential partner whom we consider to be about as attractive as we feel we are. So, if you are not happy with the way you look and moreover who you are on the inside, then start there!
The thrill of seduction sometimes lies in the chase rather than the conquest. The excitement of wanting and pursuing someone can give a sense of satisfaction in itself - this is especially true for men. But those who thoroughly enjoy the chase are generally people with plenty of self-confidence and their belief in themselves increases the likelihood of success.
I suggest planning and setting up the time and the right place knowing you will be alone for some period of time. If the object of your passion is somebody you see on a regular basis, the time and the place being wrong may also
How To Find Your SoulmateAh, the pursuit of love. Love is our greatest source of happiness and it does not have to depend on random chance. So let us begin the search. The search for that perfect mate is really a quest for wholeness - a completion of oneself. Finding your soul mate is what true seekers of love wish for.
It is believed that soul mates were created together in the beginning and share a unique destiny. Perhaps created as one, they were separated into two spheres of being-one in a masculine polarity and the other in a feminine polarity-but each with the same pattern of divine identity. Their tie is eternal, and after they have found each other they will be together forever. But not all the beautiful and soul fulfilling loves stories are those of finding your one true love.
Some believe we can have many soul mates. Soul mates sometimes share a complementary calling in life. They are partners and helpmates who are often working to develop the same virtues and fulfill the oneness that is so
How To Meet Women Online?When I first started learning how to meet
women, one of the tools that REALLY helped
me a lot was... of all things... the
INTERNET.
I found that having email and instant
messenger conversations allowed me to
"slow down" and focus on thinking through
each comment, question, and response. I
could literally SEE it as I was creating
sexual tension and chemistry... and I had
the advantage of being able to meet women
on a "level playing field", and lead with
my stronger qualities - my personality and
my humor.
I've met amazing models, actresses, dancers,
and other "impossible to meet" women...
yep, you guessed it, online.
Not only can you meet women and talk to
them LIVE anytime, day or night... but you
can also use the internet as a "real world
simulator" of sorts.
You can practice all of your conversation
starters, Cocky & Funny responses, and other
ATTRACTION BUILDING concepts with REAL
WOMEN. And the best part is that it's
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If you've b
How To Impress A WomanHow To Impress A Woman:
* Wine her,
* Dine her,
* Call her,
* Hug her,
* Support her,
* Hold her,
* Surprise her,
* Compliment her,
* Smile at her,
* Listen to her,
* Laugh with her,
* Cry with her,
* Romance her,
* Encourage her,
* Believe in her,
* Pray with her,
* Pray for her,
* Cuddle with her,
* Shop with her,
* Give her jewelry,
* Buy her flowers,
* Hold her hand,
* Write love letters to her,
* Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.
How To Impress A ManHow to impress a man:
* Show up naked .. Bring chicken wings ... Don't block the TV :-)
How To Save A LifeStep one you say we need to talk
He walks you say sit down it's just a talk
He smiles politely back at you
You stare politely right on through
Some sort of window to your right
As he goes left and you stay right
Between the lines of fear and blame
And you begin to wonder why you came
Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
Let him know that you know best
Cause after all you do know best
Try to slip past his defense
Without granting innocence
Lay down a list of what is wrong
The things you've told him all along
And pray to God he hears you
And pray to God he hears you
Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
As he begins to raise his voice
You lower yours and grant him one last choice
Drive until you lose the road
Or break with the ones yo
How To Make A Romantic DinnerHOW TO MAKE A ROMANTIC DINNER: Ingredients: 4 passionate eyes 4 sculpted legs 4 grasping arms 20 exploratory fingers 2 firm milk containers 2 nuts 1 small wet mixing bowl 1 firm banana Directions: 1. Look into passionate eyes. 2. Spread sculpted legs with grasping arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently, while using exploratory fingers to prepare the mixing bowl. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. (For best results, be verbal with your actions) 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak for as long as you can take. 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
How Things Are Going With The Cards…Sunday is a day that we don’t get mail, just like in the States. Well today is Monday and the mail truck did run for some reason. This could be that it just means it wasn’t running correctly. So now that’s two days down with out mail. I must say that getting the mail is very exciting lately because of getting the cards. I’m running low on desk space already, but that’s not an issue…hell I got three huge walls to slather with cards, and they are empty and bland too. So I just wanted to write this and tell everyone thank you this has been a very fun project for me. I have been showing it off to the other people, and they like it too.
How Truedoes the wind blow
does the rain fall
does time slip on by
what can be said of this all
how do you know me
how did we meet
how did i fall for you
when you never said a thing
i see the seasons change
day turns to night
but one thing i know
my love for you grows
How To LoveRead Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two
1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you..
2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the
one who is, won't make you cry.
3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you
want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
9 Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the
How To Get Into A Broad's Pants.As all of you know by now, I am an expert at getting into a broad's pants. I am a legend.
And now, for the first time anywhere, here is my secret method of doing just that.
Humor. Make a broad laugh and you are sure to get into her pants.
You see, if you make her laugh hard enough, she will be unable to prevent you from going into her room and stealing a pair of her pants. You put those suckers on, mister, and it's all over. You are in her pants and she is less likely to get a restraining order.
How To Write A Romantic Love LetterDoes the thought of writing a love letter or poem automatically reduce your vocabulary to a 5-year-old’s level? Well, believe it or not, that’s a great place to begin!
Kids speak straight from the heart. They don’t worry about tripping over the right words, they only know how to say what they want using the most simple language. As adults, we let our thinking get in the way of our emotions and worry about the details before we have the big picture.
Dream up a love letter
You won't need a sample love letter or a free printable love letter. You're going to dream up your own romantic love letters.
An indispensible tool for writing is a thesaurus. They're a wonderful aid to finding exactly the right word. Have paper and pen ready to jot notes, but forget about words and writing for now.
Sit in a comfortable chair or lie down, let your shoulders drop and take a few deep breaths, at least 5 or 6. Inhale deeply, feel the air going to the bottom of your belly, then slowly exha
How To Make Sex CakeIngredients:
2 Loving eyes.
2 Loving arms
2 Well shaped legs
2 Firm milk containers
1 Fur lined mixing bowl
2 Large nuts
1 Large banana
Method:
Look into loving eyes.
Fold in loving arms
Spread well shaped legs
Squeeze and massage milk containers gently until fur lined milking bowl is well greased. Check frequently with middle finger.
Add banana - work in and out until well creamed.
Cover with nuts and sigh with relief.
Cake done when banana becomes soft. Be sure to wash mixing utensils and don't lick the bowl!
P.S. If cake begins to rise, leave town immediately!!!!
How To Show Love To A Woman:HOW TO SHOW LOVE TO A WOMAN:
Words of wisdom.
1.Don't lie to her.
2.Don't fail to complement her frequently.
3.Don't boast of your previous love affairs.
4.Don't fail to express your love frequently.
5.Don't fail to whisper endearing things to her.
6.Don't break dates with her or fall down on your promises.
7.Don't fail to give her attention in the presence of others.
8.Don't fail to maintain a give and take relationship.
9.Don't fail to do things for her.
10.Don't fail to show your consideration for her through words and deeds.
Justin and Oliver
How Things Get Done In WashingtonThree contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence. One from Chicago, another from Kentucky and the third, Florida. They go with a White House official to examine the fence.
The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says. "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The Kentucky contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: "$2,700."
The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
"Easy," the Chicagoan explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Kentucky."
How To Make A Woman HappyIt's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention,
How To Get A Woman To Have Sex With YouGames suck. Everyone agrees but we all play them. Face it, if you were one hundred percent honest from the very beginning, you'd scare someone off. Picture it. You're on your first date, all is going well, and you ask what she wants out of life. She says something like this:
"Well, actually, I'm planning to be married within a year and pregnant within four months after that. I'd like two kids, a dog, and a house in the suburbs, preferrably on the west side of town. Do you have a minivan?"
I've been out with men who didn't play games. They call themselves "direct." I met a guy one night who really impressed me at first. He asked for my phone number and called an hour or so later, drunk, saying he just wanted to come see me. "Not to have sex or anything," he clarified. Just to see me. That classy move cost him -- the next time he called, I didn't answer. Then there are the men who start dropping the sexual innuendos right away, pushing to see just how far they can get you to go o
How To "read" A Woman's Words And Body LanguageWHAT WOMEN "REALLY MEAN"...
I hope you're sitting down... because what I'm
about to share with you will change how you view
women and dating.
I'm about to take you "behind the scenes" in
the female mind.
I'm going to give you a perspective that most
men never see or realize.
Unfortunately for most guys, not seeing things
the way I'm about to share with you, keeps them
trapped in their own little world of failure.
If you pay careful attention to the things I'm
about to reveal to you, you'll definitely have
more success with women.
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WORDS AND THE REAL
WORLD...
Have you ever heard a woman say something like:
"I want a guy who is sensitive."
"I want a guy who's in touch with his feelings."
"I want a guy who's a good communicator."
"I want a guy who is strong."
"I want a guy who is sexy."
...?
Of course you have.
Women say this stuff all the time.
One of my favorites is:
"I want
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