Me and my friends had our usual night Friday night. We did karaoke until 2 AM and then we always go to this diner called "Choo-Choos". It's the local place that gets busy from 2-4 AM when a lot of the bars close. The four of us sat there laughing about everything anyone said. It was just one of those times when everyone laughs, especially about stuff of a sexual nature.
The waitress came over to take our orders. It was Rachel, a friend of my daughter's who is like a daughter to me too. She's an absolute sweetheart. We joked with her about some stuff until finally she laughed, "OK are you guys settled down enough for me to take your orders?"
Just then "Miniskirt girl" walked past us. We call this girl that because she always wears the same tiny mini, so short that if she has a thong on you can see it even when she is just standing there. She's a tall thin blond, kind of like a skanky Barbie doll. Sometimes she wears no thong and her and her boyfriend get off on showing her off to people. Naturally me and my friends snickered when she walked in the next room out of range to hear. We laughed some more until Rachel asked, "Are we settled down now, or should I come back."
"I'm sorry" I said trying to talk. "I'll have the chicken nuggets."
Rachel started writing and then asked, "What would you like to dip your nuggets in?"
I started hissing through clinched teeth with a big smile. Rachel turned red, put her not pad over her face and backed away. Our booth and the adjacent ones all burst out laughing. It was at least another minute before we got quiet and Rachel stepped back to our table again. Her face was red but she gave it another shot, asking, "I mean...what would you like for you nuggets?" It didn't take her long to realize attempt #2 was just as suggestive to use. She backed off again and we all laughed just as hard. Finally, she looked at me with her pad and pencil at the ready and looked at me with a pouting, pleading face.
With a straight face I pointed to the other room and said, "How about that blond that just walked past?"
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