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AIGHT, SO I'VE BEEN SICK AS SHIT. THAT'S NOT THE REASON I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL THOUGH. I ENDED UP GOING BACK TO MY BAR LAST NIGHT BECAUSEI MISSED A FEW DAYS AND HAD TO MAKE UP SOME CASH AND BOOK KEEPING. I'M THERE FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS, A DECENT BAND IS PLAYING, LOTS OF GIRLS IN TIGHT FITTING CLOTHING, LOTS OF DRINKS BEING SOLD, BUT THERE WAS ALSO A SHIT LOAD OF UPTIGHT COLLEGE KIDS THERE WITH THIER SLUTTY AS FUCK COCK TEASING GIRLFRIENDS!! NOW I HAVE A DEAL IF IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME AT THE BAR, I'LL BUY YOU YOUR FIRST DRINK. NOW I BOUGHT A COUPLE OF DRINKS FOR THESE GIRLS NAMED LINDSEY AND KASSI, ALL WAS GOOD I SAID CHEERS, THEN WENT BACK TO WORK. NUMB NUTS 1 & 2 THE GIRLS BOYFRIENDS STARTING SCREAMING AT THEM BECAUSE OF ME BUYING THEM A DRINK. I DON'T LOOK LIKE THE OWNER OF A BAR I SUPPOSE, BUT THEN I SAW ONE OF THE NUMB NUTS SMACK A DRINK OUT OF THE CHICK LINDSEYS HAND. THE DRINK ENDED UP BREAKING A MIRROR INSIDE MY BAR, SO I RAN OVER T YELL. I GO TO THE FUCKTARD AND AS I GET TO HIM HE THROWS A PUNCH. CAUGHT ME IN THE SHOULDER. I GO TO SLAM HIM TO THE GROUND WHILE YELLING FOR MY BOUNCER JOHN JOHN. I GET THE FUCKER TO THE GROUND AND I'M HOLDING HIM THERE, WHEN HIS BOYFRIEND COMES AND STABS ME TWICE IN MY FUCKING ARM!! WHEN THIS HAPPENS JOHN JOHN HITS THE RETARD WITH A NIGHTSTICK HE LIKES TO CARRY AND KNOCKS THE SHIT STAINS OUT. I GET UP BLEEDING HARDCORE FROM MY ARM, AND STOMP THE FIRST NUMB NUTS FACE UNTIL HE'S OUT. COPS GET CALLED, THEY GET ARRESTED AND I GET RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL. FIRST CUT IS ABOUT 4 INCHES, TAKING 6 STITCHES. THE SECOND CUT WAS 7 INCHES LONG REQUIRING 18 STITCHES!!! WHILE I'M GETTING THESE STITCHES I'M ALSO HAVING TO TALK TO RETARDED COPS ABOUT WHY I LET PEOPLE INTO MY BAR WITH WEAPONS, WHY I WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THE TWO NUMBNUTS GIRLFRIENDS, AND WHY I DIDN'T CALL THE COPS BEFORE I DECIDED TO DEAL WITH THE FUCKERS!! COULDN'T FUCKIGN BELIEVE IT!! SO NOW I HAVE TO WAIT A MONTH FOR A COURT DATE, AND NOW I GET TO HAVE 2 POLICE OFFICERS CAMPED OUTSIDE MY BAR UNTIL THE COURT DATE!! DO YOU KNOW HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO GET PEOPLE TO COME IN AND DRINK WHEN YOU HAVE COPS IN YOUR PARKING LOT?!? SO NOT ONLY DO I PLAN ON PRESSING CHARGES ON THESE FUCKS, I'M ALSO GO TO SUE THE FOOLS FOR LESS OF PROFIT. DAMN THAT WAS MY BULLSHIT NIGHT. HOPE YOU ALL ARE DOING BETTER. PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NEKKID AND PISSED!!!
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