> *It was Saturday night and the preacher still hadn't
> been able to think of
> a sermon for the next morning.**
>
> About 9:00 p.m. He finally said to his wife, 'Dear, I
> think I've come up
> with the perfect sermon! I'm going to give a sermon
> about horseback riding!'
>
> **She said, 'Don't be silly! You can't give a
> sermon about horseback
> riding!'*
> *
> **He replied, 'Well, it's going to have to do
> because I 've preached on just
> about every other subject I can think of.'*
> *
> **The next morning as they were driving to church, she
> said, 'I can't
> believe that you're insisting on doing this! You know,
> if you're going to
> give that silly sermon on horseback riding, I'm just
> going to stay in the
> car during the service.'*
> *
> **He said, 'OK, then , suit yourself!'. So she
> stayed in the car! Entering
> church before the service, the preacher had a sudden
> inspiration and gave a
> hellfire and brimstone sermon on SEX that just had the
> congregation in awe.*
> *
> **As the congregation filed out of the church, some of the
> members saw his
> wife sitting in the car and approached her window. One of
> them said, 'Wow!
> You just missed the best sermon your husband has ever
> given!'*
> *
> **She said, 'Yeah, right! What does he know about it!
> He talks big, but he's
> only tried it twice in his life! Once before we were
> married and once
> after, and he fell off both times.'*
