This man was sitting quietly reading his paper
one morning, peacefully enjoying himself,
when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks
him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.
The man says, "What was that for?"
His wife replies, "What was that piece of paper
in your pants pocket with the name
Marylou written on it?"
He says, "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago
when I went to the horse races? Marylou
was the name of one of the horses I bet on."
The wife looked all satisfied, apologizes,
and goes off do work around the house.
Three days later he is once again sitting in
his chair reading and she repeats
the frying pan swatting.
He angrily yells, "What the hell was
that for this time?"
His wife replies, "Your horse called."
