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First Blog :d
hmm well this is my fist blog :D grrrrrrrrr MY FREEVIEW BOX DONT WORRRRRRRRRRRK!!! its sooo annoying cause i love my music channels and yeah its shit it just died lol. and today :O, the speakers on my comp died too :( which again is shit cause then i wont be able to listen to anything on my comp like the radio or my songs lol. this is one of the most boringest blogs in the world lol sorry :D haha
First Day
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Hey, I'm new here. Welcome me, and I promise not to respond on this blog. Don't welcome me, and I swear, I won't respond at all.
First Offering
Here it comes I'm stuck between Heaven or HellAm I dead or alive or am I trapped in a cellFor many years they all doubtedBut now very little I startedI just busted my ass and kept on moving through the hatredI guess it kept me alive just had to show them I could make itTwo years ago today man I'll never forget itHow you laughed at my face, how you tried to shut me downLet's see who's laughing now and who's making a frownI've been through Hell and back and I'm here to stayEvery chance I got I will come out to playThis music shit is my life, no way in Hell did I leave itRather keep on going, than calling it quitsSee I feel like Jesus, crucify me on the crossYou got to kill me off, I'll be back at all costTo support the genre and put it where it need to beAnd then maybe one day I will be set freeThis is my first offering with plenty more to goCall me horror, call me soft, just as long as you knowThat The PreQuel won't stop till he reached the topSee I don't really care if this album flops
The First Taste Of My Rant...
Did you ever just have one of those days where nothing seems to go right no matter what you do or how hard you try?  Or are you one of those poor souls (like myself) who just seems to have one of those LIVES?  Where you feel that if someone were to write the story of your life it would be called Catch-22?  One step forward, two steps back.  Five pounds lost, ten pounds gained.  $250 stimulus check, $500 in the hole?  Well ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my world...   Some of my online friends are privvy to the fact that my life isn't as peachy as I try and let on.  Well to be honest, I don't try to "let on" anything, I just go hide in my offline cave when things aren't going well.  Needless to say things have not been going well at all, as my long time absence can attest.  But don't feel bad for not knowing, I even try to hide it from my family.  I have, however, reached the point where I can no longer let my pride, my shame, or my failures keep me quiet.   I have to vent to SOME
First Time Here
Hello all, This is my first time in here so I dont know how to do anything in here. Any help would be great. I am here to meet people and make new friends. Cheers to all!!
First Kiss
FIRST KISS........................ You leaned over and you kissed meI felt my knees go weakYou leaned over and you kissed meI couldn't even speakYou leaned over and you kissed meWith a passion flowing freeYou leaned over and you kissed meSparks flew that we could seeYou leaned over and you kissed meA touch so soft and tenderYou leaned over and you kissed meA kiss I would rememberYou leaned over and you kissed meI'm sure I kissed you backYou leaned over and you kissed meWith the fire no kiss should lackYou leaned over and you kissed meYou left me wanting moreYou leaned over and you kissed meMy soul you did exploreYou leaned over and you kissed meMy heart no longer full of painYou leaned over and you kissed meDarling, kiss me once again.
First Day Back
Well, my first day back at work, and what do you know?  It's a short day? I went in, checked in with everyone, let them know I was alive and back.  Spoke with my Battalion XO, and what do ya know?  I could be gone in under 30 days.  Heading to have fun in the sun and mountains As Soon As I can get everything done to get on a bird.  Granted, I have a lot to get done to get there, but I am working my butt off, and going to get it accomplished in a quick military manner.  I am ready to get there.  It's kind of boring here without my buddies.  They left the week I left for Georgia, and I need to be with them.  I am out of place here.  Besides, no point in me trying to find my Juliet when I am getting on a bird for who knows how long? Oh yeah, and my cell phone is about to DIE!  Die hard!  So I ordered a new one, and what is the point of paying for 2 day business when it is going to take 6 business days to get here?
The First American Patriots
Have you ever wondered what happened to the 56 men who signed the Declaration of Independence?   Five signers were captured by the British as traitors, and torturedbefore they died.
First Impression
Thank Facebook again. I do like that the picture was a bear though =] Guess what?! You love meeting new people and you are good at it. You strike up easy conversation topics you listen attentively. Your personality is very inviting and people are naturally drawn towards you.
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First Advice
LEVEL 1 First thing, get your maximum allowed pic count loaded, this is a way for people to help you grow points. Also, get out there! click people, rate their pics...you score when you rate...  Make sure you Rate, Fan then Add so the other person gets the benefit of max points. Identify someone, and find something to talk about, ask for advice or whatever...biuld a relationship...go to a lounge, great place o talk to someone...gradually you can ask questions about how to advance, or level up.
First Blog...
And I have nothing for you. I don't know why. Perhaps it's because I'm tired and kinda sore. Perhaps my blood sugar. Perhaps I'm still a bit outta my tits over the shooting that JUST took place in my parking lot45 minutes ago. But then again, perhaps I'm not as creative as I'd like to pretend I am. Regardless, I should put some things in here. So I decided to just give you some silly news stories, along with my take on them. Wait...don't go yet! I haven't started! *sigh* Fine...okay. so how many are left? Show of hands? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? WHY I LOVE MEXICO Seriously...where else can you read about fake fighters getting done in by fake hookers? Bonus points for the faux fighters being midgets. God bless you, Mexico. Hungry Hungry Hookers You want more proof that people have little standards? There ya go. Or maybe the chips help the jizz go down easier. Anyone have any thoughts? Owwww! All I can say is that THIS dude is more hardcore than Terry Funk, Mick Foley, and Sabu c
A First Visit
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! My mama raccoon that I have fed so devotedly through out her gestation, and in the bright light of the day her kits were born, and every night afterwards - brought her babies to visit tonight. She has three. I smile. There is a fire fly looking for love in all the wrong places - my living room. I think its attracted to the bright glow of the fairy sitting on the cusp of the moon night light. My beautiful Fae gave it to me, knowing that I would enjoy the sight. Glow worms do too... Tomorrow night I shall invoke the power of the Spongebob Squarepants pillow case and hug it tightly hoping it will give me a modicum of the comfort that my husband and my Fat Russell terrier does when its time to sleep. This time, though, I shall be wired and without both man and dog. Perhaps I can command my brain waves to act as an Etch A Sketch and write I LOVE YOU, HARPER in the mists of the lands of Possibility. I will try.
First Blog
this is my first blog! hope it works.   Friggin hot today, 115 outside
The First Time
Now I've been blocked, many times actually. But I have NEVER been blocked because of a comment I made in a BLOG. I know that a few of my friends don't get a long with some of my other friends, but what I like about it is that none of them try to force their opinions on me. They understand that I'm their friend AND the other person. I see that a few of my friends are commenting on this one particular blog. I go read it and it's a bunch of whining. Then they are calling out certain MuMMers, by name. Which is against the TOS. I simply said that their blog was a nice way to group every MuMMer together. That not all of us are assholes, even the ones that they were calling out as being one. I then informed them that their blog was against TOS. And lastely I said that they needed to stop whining and just block the people that they don't like and ignore them.   Then....a quick refresh and I'm blocked. I'm really  not sorry if they got offended because I spoke the truth. I was defending my
First Auction
Want to let everyone know I have entered my first auction here on fubar . You can bid if you want but i need lots on rates. So stop by and rate me. The rating contest will last till around August 16th.  Click on this link to take you to my listing.   Thanks to all who rate me. [ fubar.com photo: 2799151211 ]  
First Time
The clock read a little after 1am. My eyes felt heavy and the slight chill in the air made the hairs on my chest and arms bristle. After two beers and three movies, I was tired, but every nerve sung with excitement and anticipation. I had come over just to spend time with you, and though you had promised to be good, my heart secretly wished for something else.   You insisted that I stay, not even waiting for a response before you threw the bolt on the door. Taking my hand, you led me to your room and you settled down into the bed. I quietly stripped off my clothes, down to my boxers, and crawled in behind you. Circling your waist with my left arm, I pulled you against the crook of my body and nuzzled your neck. You moaned softly and turned you head towards me to find my lips. An involuntary shiver ran through me; my abs tightened and my body curved in a stretching twist. One soft kiss begat another, and another, until soon our hands roamed greedily and our mouths gained momentum.  
First Blog...
The title of this "blog" is completely true. I have never "blogged" before this moment so I'm not sure if I'm going to take it the direction its supposed to go but im going to just keep going if its all the same to you lol.  My name is Justin, I was born in NE Ohio, and grew up along all the east coast with the majority of the time in South Carolina so I'm quite the hybrid with the ability to understand country, and speak yankeeish:) I joined the army june 2003...Spent a year in Korea, 2 1/2 in Iraq and a year and a half at my new home around ft carson. I recently had a divorce, and decided to come back from Ohio to Colorado for a woman who I split from in 4 days and I decided to stay out here with an old army buddy. We're getting a house in the next 6 months, cant wait to get out of a crammed apartment.  Ummmm, I will just end this with a few cool quotes for effect:) Comfort the disturbed, and disturb the comfortable When the rich wage war its the poor who die Sometimes it is a
The First Time
As I walked up to the door, with my heart racing in anticipation, all I could think of was her beautiful face, as I had saw pictures of so many times. I rang the bell, and as I turned with nervous energy, it happened. She opened the door, and there was a sweet silence as our eyes met for the first time. The feeling of losing myself struck suddenly as I got lost in her chocolate brown eyes. I was mezmorized by her beauty. The way her hair flickered in the breeze, was like a swaying palm tree on a beautiful island. As she reached out to me and her hand touched mine, I felt an electricity, that I had never felt before, run through my veins like a flood. I softly placed my hand on the small of her back, and the other on the base of her neck, and pulled her ever so closely. I slowly placed my lips upon hers, as she softly let out a single sigh of passion, and we kissed as if there were no one else in the world who were meant to be there more than we were. As we ever so gently eased apart, I
First Month Of Freedom
Hello Fu-Wrld this will be my on going bog about my reentery into society after serving 5 years in prison for  felony poss. of a firearm, and poss. of a controlled substance.I was released frm prison on June 29,2009. From Haynesille Correctional Center located in Virginia As of this date I am still Clean and Sober, I've turned my lifearound, the first time in 25 years I am not Getting hih on one drug another! So far I have gotten my old Job back for SeaBoard Builders and working with my best friend Jaded1(Dennis), Living with him, He was kind  enough to rent me a room in hi home.I have ordered my Studio Tattoo Kit so I can start tattooing again and I have made some good friends i the rooms of N/A, I feel good about where I am in my life, Ifeel good about where I m going, I haven't found a special woman yet but I am hopeful that if I stay the course and keep it, all things will come around. Today is July 24,2009 and I'll post every day or so, If you hae a lovd one doing time then please
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
First Thing
FIRST THING Current mood: artistic Category: Writing and Poetry You’re the first thing I think of Each morning when I rise. You’re the last thing I think of Each night when I close my eyes. You’re in each thought I have And every breath I take. My feelings are growing stronger With every move I make. I want to prove I love you But that’s the hardest part. So, I’m giving all I have to give To you... I give my heart
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The First Time I Saw You
The First Time I Saw YouThe first time I saw you,I already knew.You had my heart,I truly loved you.You make me whole,There is no debate.You're the one I love,You're my soul mate.You make me complete,There could be no other.The only one is you,My one and true loverI love you with all my heart, My soul and mindA love that together,We surely can bind.I loved you from the beginning,There will be no end.A love that forever,Will only ascend.
First Night Of Meeting Her Master
The silence of night rang in her ears as she peered at the building, her heartbeat quickening when she saw the shadow dance on the curtain. She turned off the car and nervously smoothed her short, black skirt and tugged on her fishnet, knee-high stockings. She knew what was in store for the night, though she had never had a fantasy become a reality before, so she was uneasy about everything working as planned. She opened the car door and slid her legs out slowly... acutely aware that she was being watched. She tried to calm her nerves and took a deep breath as she crossed the road and started up the steps. The porch light was dark, but she could see a sliver of light through the slightly open front door. She took one last breath then pushed at the door. The room was dimly lit by candles and she glanced around, but couldn't see anyone through the strange shadows the candlelight threw on the walls. She turned and pushed the door closed and just as the latch clicked, she felt a warm breat
First Time
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First Time Meeting...
Yesterday I was in contact with a lady several times as we planned our evening of meeting. I started the day in Houston with family and went to the Traders Market around 1, left to drop my mother off at the airport around 4, and then finally got back to my cousins house to shower around 5. After chatting a while I got out of there and on the road around 6pm. I had a long drive ahead of me and a long next day. But for now I was nervous but eager to meet her and have drinks. I called her around the time I passed through Waco and we had a good talk as she began to get ready. By the time I got up to the DFW area I was getting a little tired, but trying to find where to meet. Bad thing was that I thought we were meeting at I35W and 820 on the south side, and it took me a while to realize, oh shit we were meeting at Chili’s on the north side. So I finally get there and she’s started on her first drink without me. Its maybe 10:16 at this point and I am well over due fir a drink
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First Introduction
Iam 48 years young and I want to emigrate to US in the next 2 years. Of course I like to drive bikes like harley what you can see here: USA Motorradreisen und Motorradtouren in Amerika And I'am looking for some new contacts for my idea to support a online nutrition shop like this one: Aloe Vera Produkte und Kosmetik So please feel free to sent me comments and ideas and don't look to serious to my grammar. I didn't had much time in the past to improve it. Thanks for your pacience and kind regards from Germany Guenni
First In Line For Death
Every day while we go about our normal routine a lot of us are in a hurry to get things done. Bobbing and weaving in traffic just to get one car ahead honking at anyone who dares to not drive 15-20 miles an hour over the speed limit for fucks sake I am late get out of my way. We do this to get to the store or to our job or to drop our kids off at school or wherever it is we need to be which we left 15 minutes late for and has now become everyone else's problem. When we get to the store we have to find the closest parking space to get inside to walk down the isle taking every short cut we know to get what we need then go try and find the shortest line racing to get to it before the old lady with the 50 cans of cat food who we just know is going to write a check, pay with pennies or gasp engage the clerk in polite conversation taking up more of our precious day keeping us from getting just one car ahead.  When we get to work we once again try to find the closest parking space because god
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The First Small Trip With My Boyfriend Carlton!
Carlton and I planned a small trip last week.  So this weekend we went on a small trip to Nolan Lake.  We went to work Friday and  we rushed thru our area so we could head out.  We left for Nolan Lake about 8 pm.  We finally got here about 10 pm.  We had a few stops to make along the way.  After a few minutes of being at the house we were staying at Carlton decided that he wanted to take the golf cart for a spin.  He said the place where we were goes in a complete circle.  So there is no way in getting lost.  That is still hard to believe since all the roads look all the same.  So about an hour after getting back of riding, we went to bed.   Saturday comes early!  I get woke up about 9 30 am with breakfast.  Carlton had fixed sausage gravy, sausage patties, biscuits, and potatoes.  It was pretty good.  After I ate I laid down for awhile longer.  I usually don’t get up until about noon or so.  So 9 30 am was early as heck for me.  I got up around 2 30 pm and we were just talking
First We Are Terrorists Now We Are A Burden
END OF LIFE CARE" GUIDE IS BOOKLET FOR OUR WOUNDED VETERANS...LIKE SENIORS THEY ARE NO LONGER WANTED NOR NEEDED IN OBAMALANDAugust 23, 2009It just keeps on getting more $hitty under the Obama "leadership" as wounded Veterans are to be included in End Of Life Care options like seniors are.This should really make anyone that feels like they want to fight for this country stop and reconsider.If you come home missing arms or legs or have brain trauma that makes you unable to work and pay taxes to the ingrates in this government then you like the seniors that have reached the point they can no longer work and pay taxes are a burden that needs to decide if your life is worth living any longer and if you would be better off dead.Tammy Duckworth who is an assistant secretary to Veterans Affairs says"This booklet or guide is simply a tool and that its ultimately about healthcare for veterans." Every veteran thats came back from useless wars like20Iraq and Afghanistan or any other of the politic
First Man On The Moon!
On November 14, 1969, Apollo 12 launched with Pete Conrad as commander, Dick Gordon as Command Module Pilot and Alan Bean as Lunar Module Pilot. The launch was the most harrowing of the Apollo program, as a series of lightning strikes just after liftoff temporarily knocked out power and guidance in the command module. Five days later, after stepping onto the lunar surface, Conrad joked about his own small stature by remarking: “ Whoopee! Man, that may have been a small one for Neil, but that's a long one for me. ” He later revealed that he said this in order to win a bet he had made with the Italian journalist Oriana Fallaci for $500 to prove that NASA did not script astronaut comments.   If Apollo 11 had not 'landed' on the moon, as some have blogged, then my nextdoor neighbor Pete Conrad would have gone down in history as the 'First Man On The Moon!'  May he rest in peace.
First Pastors Entry For The Two Butterflies Wedding Chappel
the official chappel is now open for business.  i hope it all works well.  been working with steven to get our lounge and my pastor's title legitimate and this was one of the requirements
First Day Here
Ok so its my first day here, actually first 2 hours and I have a question or comment I guess. Im watching the telepromptor above and almost every pic of the women I see on there. their boobs are hangin out all over the place! Is this to get more points? Just kind of wondering as I sit here, but Ive seen more boobs in the last 2 hours here than I have all in gym class in school,lol
First Kiss, Part 1
                                                                                    1.        He had not planned on kissing her just yet. He told himself it was too early, too bold a move. Better to wait for a more definite sign that she would respond favorably.  Maybe it was the moonlight on her vibrant skin, or the way the stars sparkled in her eyes when she looked just past him to the heavens that made him pause. Something about her presence sang to him, her symphony holding his body in rapture. His nervousness and caution melted away and he saw a beauty far greater than anything he had experienced before, a beauty beheld, it should seem, only by angels. Funny, he thought, how the senses cross when they are overwhelmed: the sight of her he could almost taste, he could hear the way her breath might feel on his neck, and that symphony sang to him as always, pulling his body close. The sudden certainty that he must kiss her flooded his awareness. Bold, yes, but absolutely necessary.
First Kiss, Part 2
                                                                                   2.        She was radiant; magnetic in the way she seemed to draw him involuntarily towards her. Was it involuntary though? He laughed. Her eyes seemed to mesmerize him. They pulled at his very being, pulled him closer. So easy, he decided, to get lost forever in those eyes. Better be very careful. She had only just recently arrived, dressed for a night out. Her fashion was simple but nonetheless stunning on her. He believed she would make a garbage bag fetching. Not that her style was close to such a thing of course, but it was very difficult to remain objective when everything looked so pleasing on her. He would make a terrible judge if he were pressed to be critical.     He gathered her into his arms visiting that place on her neck he found so warm and alluring with a kiss. He pulled back and dared to glimpse into her eyes, just for a second, reminding himself of the perils of staring too long.
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First Day
omgg today was a crazy day. i finally got my fubar acct setup yay! tomorrow i gotta go to the beach with my gurlies, i should be back online to go on webcam for a little chris, so i'll call you, anyone else feel free to watch. We'll im off to bed gnight.
First Time Connecting
    At first you think “What the hell am I doing up here?” You feel slightly sick as you climb out of the man basket onto the 12” beam for the first time, almost like you need to lay down somewhere. Your mouth is dry, but your hands are wet inside of you cloth gloves with the Ironworkers logo printed on the oversized cuff along with the number of the local which you are apprenticing for. Quite suddenly you are over whelmed by a wave of vertigo so bad it robs you of your ability to stand up, try as you might your legs won’t push you to stand upright. All the sudden 12” doesn’t seem like it’s a lot of room to stand on, much less walk on.     You fight the urge to “coon “ the steel, which is when you sit on the top flange, and push on the bottom flange with your feet while pulling yourself along with your hands, kind of  like scooting yourself along, to the next point where you are suppose to be connecting the next piece of steel with
First Annual Web Freedom Day!
I hereby dub September 21st 2009 the first annual Web Freedom Day! Wooohooo! Take that, Comcast, you deep packet inspecting bandwidth nazis! :D   http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2009/09/net-neutrality-announcement/ FCC chairman Julius Genachowski delivered Monday on President Obama’s promise to back “net neutrality.” But he went much further than merely seeking to expand rules that prohibit ISPs from filtering or blocking net traffic — he proposed that they cover all broadband connections, including data connections for smartphones. Genachowski, Obama’s law school classmate, announced in a speech Monday at the Brookings Institution his intent to codify andexpand the four current broadband principles (.pdf) known as the Four Freedoms and extend them to all broadband connections. He said that an open internet is necessary for economic growth and democratic participation. The rules were originally applied only to wireline broadband services, and the FCC
First Fubar Blog
I admit it, I have no idea what I am doing here??? I signed up from an ad on Yuwie just for grins, poked around for a while and set a few things up, but now I'm lost so I just wander around looking at all the hotties, which is not painful at all. I have lots of time online since I'm retired with nowhere to go and all day to get there, so I will just be patient and see what happens. It's been 40 years since I was on the bar scene, but it's all coming back. See you all on Fubar!  
First Blog
hey, im here to meet fun and exciting people.  give me a holla if ur interested!
First, Understand This...
ok, i am not an overly religious person. yet figure this...if there is a god, and i say if for the skeptics among us, and judgement day falls upon the people, i ask you this...will you survive?   neext point...almost 18 year ago i read these statistics in a brisbane newspaper. 1/3 of the female populous have been raped, molested, and/or sexually harrassed...reported cases. not trying to be offensive, that really sucks on two counts. for the girls, what are you doing taking so much shit, and for the boys, you all look like shit. seriously the girls are worthy of so much better than a stinking rapist, and rapist dont deserve to get their cocks wet. also taking into account the child rape statistics, the adult populous seem worthless. maybe the judgement day has become a battle of the sexes, girls vs boys, yet the children are stuck without even their family to rely on. WAKE THE FUCK UP!!! do something good, and sleep and dream for a change, and stop worrying about getting laid. and if
First Toc Auction
This is our first auction..if interested..there is no entry fee for TOC members...non-members will be 15K entry fee. Please Mail me your details and I will make all the tags for the auction. The auction will start (as long as we have enough ppl) This Saturday. Saturday the 10th at 6pm eastern time and will run for a week, till Saturday the 17th 6 pm eastern time.The person who wilns the bid on you will OWN you for 2 weeks. All cash bids well ride over any fubux bids. SO let me know who all wants in with thier info.  
The First 60 Days In Iraq
So here we go, my fourth deployment.  It all started out fairly decent, but then along came peoples true colors.  There's soo much corruption, and buddy buddy here its not funny.  But i've been bustin my tail workin 10-14 hour days, which is fine and dandy, but its the same people who dont do shit, who get away with shit.  I never really had that prob before on my other 3 deployments.  I just hope it gets better.  And just hope friends are there when I need to talk or just wanna talk, to get my mind off things.  But i'm sure i'll get some haters who comment on this, but i dont care, freedom of speech right? The whole reason why we're over here to begin with? To make sure America stays free?  So Bring your self critisism, im' down.  But Hope everyone has a good day and keep in touch!
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Two souls obsessed by the magnetic bond of two hearts vibrating posse the passion we find in love, our desires taken beyond our reality.Our hearts become undivided in eternity.   Wrtten By Metessa
First Entry
just joined. any tips, let me know or any advice will be much appreciated thanks fubar'ers. lol (not sure what the term is) haha thanks! xoJustine
The First Year
Today is special.  It is the one year anniversary of BlastFM!  Congradulations go out to those who had the foresight to start this internet radio station.  As the year progressed, we have added artists, genres and a variety of musical sounds.   BlastFM is unique in that it plays a mixture of music that is different but blends to create a mood experience that can't be found anywhere  else.   Here's to another year of successful broadcasting BlastFM!!! www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm  
First Blog Ever
This is how boring my life is.....I am rambeling on a blog. I know some drama is unfolding around my freinds and all I got to say is I am not taking sides. I am here to enjoy myself and I dont want anything to change that. I know I annoy people but I dont mean any harm. Some people annoy me and I will do better at just ignoring them. how was that for a first blog ever?
First Baby Blog
Hello :) I found out about a week ago i'm going to have a baby. I'm 2 months along so far and tomorrow is my first prenatal doctor visit. Hoping all is well since I have been working very hard at my job. I'll add another blog tomorrow to let everyone know how my doctor visit went and if they can tell if it's a boy or girl. Love you all. Trista
First Day On Fubar..
Well this is officially my first day on Fubar and officially my first Blog on Fubar. I am so confused I don't even know where to start. I have my profile set up for the most part, I have joined a lounge, I have chatted up a few people, and now I am trying to blog. How do I get points is my next goal, according to my homepage all I need is 9 more points to get the next level.  I am hoping that this blog will help put me over the top.  T
First Post
Yeah so these are always the worst, space filling posts...but I'll use it to give anyone who cares a chance to get to know me a little bit. I'm a 25 year old mom.  My beautiful angel is three now and up until recently I raised him alone.  The times were hard and only got worse when I lost my job a few months ago.  Right now he is in the care of his father, a man I'm currently divorcing.  I must say that we are at least being civil to one another and putting our son first in everything. My husband left me when my son was first born, but he wasn't around much while I was pregnant either.  In fact the last time there was any action in the bedroom with him was the night our son was conceived.  Six months ago, I told him I wanted a divorce and the man had the audacity to claim he still loved me.  Being absent 3 years really proved that I guess.  Enough about him though. I've moved on.  Though I'm still married have actively started dating other men and enjoying life as much as possible. 
The First Time Hurts
 The early morning sun comes up over the palm grove 700 meters in front of me....... The early morning haze is transparent with ray of light glimmering through the dust..... I break the chill from my body and watch attentively at the buildings and roads and trees that lay ahead.... I look at my watch it's 0645 and soon a white car pulls down the road just in front of the palm grove....The only movement that I could see at this time. My attention peaked as I watched the car come to a halt on the dirt road..... My range finder tells me it's 687 meters, and yet I continiue to watch carefully.... As i'm looking through the mil dot reticle I see a young man step from the drivers side door and another younger boy from the passenger side..... The young man seemed to instruct the younger boy with his hand on his shoulder as they walk to the rear of the vehicle.... Could this be his father ?, his brother ?.... Who knows but as they were at the rear of the car the trunk popped open..... The youn
First Birthday Without You
Mom, we lost you back in January and things just haven't been the same without you.  Dad passed about 3 years before you and that was rough but we still had you.  Now you are gone as well.  I know Dad missed you and needed you where he was and that is fine.  You no longer hurt and have the use of your left side that the stroke had taken from you here.  I guess too that you both got to see the homer I hit this season, only did a few of those as a kid....sure wish you both could have been there to see a few in more recient times in person.  I know the girls miss you too.  Why don't the both of you stop by in a dream or something and say HI.  I know that would be good for both of them.  You two don't have too much fun but at the same time have lots of fun watching your grand kids grow and do you both proud.  I think of you both daily, take care and I hope you both are well!!!
First Try
firsy one  
First I Got
Elmer says, "First, I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. After that I goterysipelas with hemachromatosis. Following that I got poliomyelitis and finally ended up with neuritis. Then they gave me hypodermics and inoculations." Calvin says, "Boy, you had quite a time!" Elmer replies, "I'll say! I thought I'd never pull through that spelling test." 
First Love
For the first time I feltthis true love in my heartit is buried so deepand that I would always keepAll through the darkest nightyou’re the brightest star in my sightalways been at my sideeven in a grisly frightYou clothe me when I shiverwith your ever warm embraceyou’re the moon that lights my waythat makes me feel very happyYou wipe the tears on my cheeksthe tears of joy that I’ve seekand it’s you, my love, my divineThat makes me shine so brightYou’re the sun in my skystaring at me with all your might guiding me with your ever shining light For the first time in my lifeI found my love and my lifewithout you I will cryfor you my love I will die!
First Line Of Defence?
I wonder...people (r/l and online) are always saying I am 'cute' and stuffs blah blah blah. But I am perfectly capable of being non-cute and deadly serious (and secretly a little bit mean), but I think cute is just like a 'default' for me just don't really think about it much. Maybeh it's a defence mechanism? After nobody really gets mad at cute stuffs and most people tend to be nicer to you. (Apart from some freaky deaky's in the mumms, but that's kinda fun to play with too) Meh, I don't know. Is it a defence thing? We all know baby animals are cute and stuffs to invoke maternal/paternal feelings but they still get eaten by sharks and things. *Shrugs* What was my point again?
The First Month
Life as a married woman has changed alot. I now have a lot of responsibilities to do and more things to think about. Such as looking for a nice condo and getting a new car.  But other than that, my life so far is going good.
First Love
Hands touch,My heart flutters.Catching my breath,I look into your eyes.Palms sweating,I've never felt like this before.Leaning into you,I know you feel it too.A nervous laugh,A knowing smile.You lean in close.My heart smiles,As your lips touch mine.HEAVEN
First.
I'd never knew what this felt likethose butterflies fluttered insidewhen we had our first kiss i was scaredwith so much past hurt i tried to run awaybut the smile on your face was enough to staythe memory so vivid i could never forgetnot one second will i ever regret.
First Love
Flutterbies and spending hours changing your outfit to choose the first one. That pink glow and the sparkly eyes.Nervously waiting, imagining the worst thing.....that he will not turn up.Seeing him walk towards you and those few seconds before he sees you. Watching the smile open up his face as he sees you.Spending hours talking about everything and nothing, both too aware of time speeding past and wanting to savour every second.That bitter-sweet goodbye that lasts hours on the doorstep. Watching him drive away and feeling your heart being dragged out of your chest.These feelings are forgotten once a relationship is 'established', but they are the most amazing feelings in the world.No-one should forget the flutterbies.First Love
First Wall Of Famer
∞Mrs. Durham♥∞ {RL Wifey to David} Greeter@BBW Fallen Angels said:OMFG seriously you still don't understand? Okay, let me explain it from step one SINCE YOU CANT READ.. now.. my mother buys they're presents from us to them, that means.. "from mom, stepdad, daughter, and son" & goes out of her way to make sure EVERYONE including the old, young, inbetween.. and no-show people HAVE SOMETHING... I WASNT ABLE TO MAKE IT b/c i recently moved to Florida WITH MY HUSBAND for his job, something a little more important. MY MOTHER & STEPFATHER are upset b/c they didn't even bother to tell them to tell me Merry Christmas or give me a card or ANYTHING.. they just think it's unfair.. NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND? & i never said YOU CALLED ME WHINY.. what I said was its a free country and people are allowed to whine about whatever they please.. if you don't like it.. FUCK OFF. [image] MAKE SURE YOU READ THIS OVER & OVER UNTIL IT GETS TO YOUR BRAIN since it seems to be slow.The Best Bad Kit
First It Was Durham And Then Jasmine ....
2009 IS ALMOST OVER, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?Stayed single almost the whole year? HAHAHA, NopeWere involved in something you'll never forget?Yes!!!Tripped over a coffee table?don't have oneDyed your hair?I'm best friends with Miss ClarolCame close to losing your life?haha, I20 is crazy Saw one of your favorite bands/artists live?No     2009: Friends and EnemiesDid you make any close friends this year?Yes a fewDid you hate anyone?No, even though I want to Do you have any regrets when it comes to your friendships?Just one ... wishing I could have been there for my best friend during a time when she needed someone (even though she will NEVER admit to it)   2009: Your BIRTHDAY!Did you have a cake?NewpDid you get any presents?Newp   2009: All about YOUDid you change at all this year?YesDid you change your style?Some but not reallyWere you in school?Getting my grant situatedDid you get good grades? Did you drive?I supposeDid you own a car?Yes, I still do ... Title is in my nameDid anyone
First Concert Of 2010 Sat. Jan 2nd
All Genres 60s/70s, 80s/90s, Classic Rock/Rock, Country, R&B/Hip-Hop, 2000s Party In The VIP Room...Concert Of Decades Tomorrow Night 6PM Futime 9PM Est... Lots Of Prizes To Win. Blings, Pimp Outs, and FuBucks 36 Chances To Win     New Years Concert        OVER 30 CHANCES TO WIN       FuBucks...Blings...Pimp Outs    
First Serene Sunday On Nekkid Radio!
Serene sunday Nekkid time!!!
First Day
Only got two hours of sleep last night. Don't know what the hell has been wrong with my sleep schedule. I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little nervous going in. I couldn't wait for it to start but I'm feeling like I could use another week of studying at least. Here goes nothing!
First Of 2010
If I could make this easier,Please know i would,I'd be with you in a heartbeat,If only I could.If i had the power,I would come to you,If i had the power,Not crying (when your not here) would be an easier thing to do.I cry because it hurts,Not because im not strong,But just because you don't cry,It doesn't make you wrong.Your the one i count on,Its you above the rest,And You need to know i don't blame you,When you really try your best.I can't promise to be stronger,Or always tell you when im hurt,But if you'd like me too,A little effort never hurt
First Meeting
The first guy I ever met from a dating site was a good person. We hit it off immediately. We ended up spending the day together. Unfortunately, we were not a match for each other. He preferred petite, waif-like women. I am far from that... lol. We became really good friends, and still are to this day. I went to visit him one day, and he showed me the type of women he goes after. Nothing wrong with his perferences, and I didn't take offense to it, but man, when he showed me the type of women he goes after, I just wanted to FEED them all! HAHA! He has a girlfriend now, but we still talk almost daily. He spent a lot of time mentoring me in the ways of online dating. He got very upset with me when I didn't tell him I as going on a meeting with the guy I pushed out of my car, and chastised me for not being safe. I've since learned my lesson, and I call him every time I go on a meeting to let him know exactly when and where where I will be. If he doesn't hear from me within two hours, he
50 First Lines... And You
So, um, yeah. Some of you may remember that aeons ago, when the stars were aligned, I had a blog. No, not this one, another one. Y'know, a semi-legitimate one. Some of you might even have read it. It's called Experiments in Ontological Relativism, and Other Brain Farts. Anyway, a few months ago I started a new project on it. It's called 50 First Lines. Essentially, I'm pretty good at coming up with first lines for stories, but I never get around to really doing much with them. So I decided to give them away, for free. Freeeeeee!  Well, almost free. There is one string. Sadly, it is not that you have to give me your soul (though I still accept soul-related donations). All you have to do is credit me for the line in whatever you use it in. Yup, that's it. Then I can vicariously ride on your fame! Uh, I mean, then I can be happy to see how you've used it. Anyway, me being the attention junkie uh, good sharer I am, I figured I would let you know about it, in case anyone was interested.
Firsts
Well, here's my first blog. Guess this is like a journal only everyone can read it. Hope not to bore you. :) Probably just be using this to post writings of mine, random thoughts(pretty much one in the same), the like. Now where to start... I remember when I was about 13, a McDonald's opened up in the local strip mall. Nothing fancy, just a McDonalds. 'Till then, our town had never had one, as it was rather small and had just been digging itself out of a bad recession. But, we had gotten a small amount of attention for having a Media Play(remember those? lol) open up in the same strip mall, so I guess the city council decided to let them tack on a McDonald's next to it for convenience sake. Anywho, they treated it as a pretty big deal, grand opening and all. Had coupons for free shakes, balloons for the kids, and they even had people dressed up as characters from McDonald Land. They had Grimice, Birdie, i think the Hamburgerler, and Ronald McDonald, of course.... Mayor McCheese was s
First Timer
what up my fellow fubar's i have been here along time i meen from way back lost cherry cherry tap an way before that lol i have seen good friends come an go an i think i never have done a blog huh weird well tu da lol hopefully there will be more though im not much of a talker im more of a listener boy has that ever pist off some of my gurl friends lmao " y you never talk to me " couse aint shit going on up there lol if i have something to say i will say it well how was that for my first blog ? laterz all
First Installment
ok, so i decided to make my resolution for 2010: to be in the best shape of my life by my bday (april 24) there are pics of me posted in my photos from years past that are dated within days of my bday as a reference life kicked me square in the nuts by giving me a monster cold right after new years this year. long hours at work, lack of sleep, eating like a single guy, crap weather, tons of snow, never wearing a jacket... you name it, i was destined to get banged out by something. i never go to the docs or take medicine. parlty because i feel like im being a giant Vagina if i do, and partly because i am of the thinking that if i force my body to fight it and beat it, it will be stronger the next time. that thinking has served me well. i only get sick once a year but ususally when i do, it puts me on the shelf for a while. but anyway, im over it now and ready to hang and bang. having worked in a gym, i know that the place is going to be jam packed with the new years resolution folks
First Impressions And The Fools Disguise~by Jd
Judging by your first reaction, Im just another man looking for another heart to break, Look away from me with your judging eyes, You have not even broke the outer surface.  Your first impression told you i'm nothing short of simple, Your just one step behind, I am who i am and i survive for that reason, You dont even know me, Your opinion doesnt matter and you have yet to learn me.   I am stubborn and have no intention to listen to your views on this and that, I have my own life in front of me and so all that you say i've found easier to let go. Pushing off on me like im supposed to be your savior, All i can do is lend an ear, Lacking the ability to care for things in life that hold no circumstance to me, This is my fight to win.   I never cried like i should've, Instead i turned my pain into a solid wall to defend me on my way, Head strong and the fickle things life through at me, I turned into the fuel to fight to prove my point. Never the less i am still the same man i
First Attempt W/insane Patients Bulletin
First, Second, N3rd
The First Cut Is The Deepest Remade By Sheryl Crow
I would have given you all of my heart But there's someone who's torn it apart And he's taken just all that I have But if you want I'll try to love again Baby, I'll try to love again, but I know... The first cut is the deepest Baby I know The first cut is the deepest But when it comes to bein' lucky, he's cursed When it comes to lovin' me, he's worst... I still want you by my side Just to help me dry the tears that I've cried And I'm sure gonna give you a try If you want I'll try to love again, (try) Baby, I'll try to love again, but I know... OOHHH, The first cut is the deepest Baby I know The first cut is the deepest But when it comes to bein' lucky, he's cursed But when it comes to lovin' me, he's worst... I still want you by my side Just to help me dry the tears that I've cried But I'm sure gonna give you a try Cuz if you want I'll try to love again (Try to love again, try to love again) Baby, I'll try to love again but I know, OOHHH.... The first cut is the deepest Baby I kno
First Fakes Of February And A Bling Pack Contest?..
This is a simple fake, I know I’ve been slackin kids but here goes….I saw it scrollin that means some duffbag wasted a pimp out on it… NiKki@ fubar Pictures stolen from Nextdoornikki.com At least get original with the name, please. And this annoying fake is the most annoying kind, and steals pictures from real people on fubar.com…then hides behind a friends only profile.. Check it out in the blog of the young lady it offended today…. http://www.fubar.com/blog/328901/1100026 Meanwhile I’m getting ready for a contest to give away either a 7 day blast or a 25 credit bling pack! Here’s a hint: You won’t have to look far from here to get in the game…lol peace.
First Fakes Of February And A Bling Pack Contest?..
Check the blog below and to the left with the same title...don't forget to rate , tell your friends and post your comments as always and please don't forget to rate it a 1, 3, 6, 10 or 11..:D
[first Date]
*sigh* cake shows on my break. Wtf. Anyhow, I promised it, and I'm taking a break from my DISGUSTING year old dishes. Oh yes, year old dishes. Cuz I was protesting the fact that the owner's of this house promised to get me a garbage disposal installed and my drainage fixed and 5 years later this is where we're at. Elbow deep in muck. Now, sure, I wash what I use every day, every time I use it... okay almost every time I use it. But every now and then there's that specialized equipment- that stray container, it piles up. Doing dishes is kinda tardsy at my house because every sinkload, I have to hand plunge, drain and refill a woefully shallow tub. Takes for fucking ever.           Alright so ... this previous sunday SundaySUNDAYSUNDAY!!! I woke up around 9, had all my clothes picked out, my DVD's selected, my-just-in-case in my pocket (because I've succumbed to temptation before), and ... took one look outside my window 5 inches of fresh powdery snow. FUCK! Now, gra
The First Cut Is Not So Deep
I'm sitting hereStaring at the blade beside meI try to cutbut everything inside defies me The harder I push the weaker I becomeI can do everything elseWhy not this oneThis one thing I try and I fail My skin is burning from the pressureThe knife sliding against itI look down hoping to see blood from the fissurebut there is nothing  
First Impressions
Would you please read this and my profile, and let me know what sort of impression I make?I learned about something in my social psychology class today.Most people almost always make assumptions based on first impressions. Me, I'm kinda odd. I just sit there and watch. I gather evidence, and then make judgments based on all of what I've learned so far.Things like skin tone, gender, women's chest sizes etc DO NOT REFLECT ON WHO I BELIEVE THEY ARE!That's supposedly logical behavior, yet I've learned it isn't COMMON behavior, especially in the USA.I dunno if anyone is going to read this bulletin. I mean, who really does? Most of the people on fubar don't even read profiles, but I always do.In other words, I don't make negative assumptions anywhere NEAR as often as other people seem to think that I should.If you do read this, could you please respond? I'm really curious as to how I'm coming across. I'm tempted to place this bulletin in my profile, but I'm not sure what the reaction will be
The First Song Is Called Give Me That Becky- I Heard On Of These Songs Yesterday While I Was Gone, And My Son`s Friend Told Me About The Other One.
   
First Of 2010
If I could make this easier, Please know i would, I'd be with you in a heartbeat, If only I could. If i had the power, I would come to you, If i had the power, Not crying (when your not here) would be an easier thing to do. I cry because it hurts, Not because im not strong, But just because you don't cry, It doesn't make you wrong. Your the one i count on, Its you above the rest, And You need to know i don't blame you, When you really try your best. I can't promise to be stronger, Or always tell you when im hurt, But if you'd like me too, A little effort never hurt
First Time In 7 Years I Am Under 300pounds !!!
i am 297pounds i was 385pounds last year  i have not been under 300pounds since my mom passedaway i am so happy right now along way to go befor i am 200pounds but not giving up on that...
First Entry
Im up layin in bed and my mind cant relax even though im really tired. i dont know what to do to calm my mind down and try and see the light at the end of the tunnel. my words will come out more later on. im about to go to bed
First Battal Bully
HEAR YE ALL DJ,S IF YOU CAN USE A 100,000 FUBUCKS AND WANT TITLE AS THE BEST PLEASE READ & REPOST If you want to enter the battle hit my SB at DJ-LOST SOUL OR DJ GAMBLER Our next battle is on April 10th unless we need Friday the 9TH in The Gamblers Den click below on tag to enter. Gambler It's Almost Battle Time! YES APRIL 10,AND 11TH SATERDAY AND SUNDAY 2PM TO12AM HOSSTED BY THE GAMBLERS DEN AND HELD IN THE DJ'S BATTAL LOUNGE That Means,we have 20 open slots for battling djs so if you think you have what it takes to be the best contact dj Gambler @ the gamblers den and join the battle... 1ST PRIZE WINNER $100,000 FUBUCKS 2ND PRIZE WINNER $50,000 FUBUCKS 3RD PRIZE WINNER $25,000 FUBUCKS ALSO THE SHOW WILL BE OPENED & CLOSED WITH A MYSTERY DJ THERE WILL BE A $25,000 FUBUCK PRIZE TO THE FIRST PERSONE THAT GUESSES THE NAME OF THE MYSTIC DJ....... IF YOU LIKE GOOD TUNES COME TO THE BATTLE OF THE DJ'S AND OR THE GAMBLERS DEN LOUNGE COME IN A
[first Custom Sd Neue Ziel]
Well it took two airbrushes, an epic retail sagahundreds of dollarshours of procrastinationand pretty much learning the entire process from one or two people and a few hundred pictures with japanese captions but my Super Deformed ("Chibi" or cutesy) Neue Ziel is complete. ...you'll get pictures later. I learned a few thingslike... even though you think you're done, you should do a spot cover coat. And the extra mass from the paint does make the sockets rub funny.Also...dribbley bits. Y'know... when the paint dries you need to consider where/if it'll pool and how best to keep it from pooling. I probably need to get a higher grade paint... hehmaybe when I'm being more serious. So modifications for this kit ...HAH   2 1/2 coats of primer 3 1/2 coats of black high gloss acrylic. ...That's it. I pulled it apart at the major parts, colored all the parts that were previously green and replaced the gray panels, and put her back together. There's some rough edges, some parts where
First Update In Forever.. Kinda Grouchy Lol
So hi people.. remember me? Haven't been here in a while.. let me do a quick rundown of whats been going on... 1) been working a shit ton... which is good for me.. i like working.. keeps me sane 2) been a medical mess.. but don't have cancer! I did have a severe infection that has caused me a lot of trouble... still not QUITE clear up... got more tests in a week to see what the next round of stuff to do to me is... (yay for getting ink shoved in my bladder.... -.-) 3) because of medical stuff... i have failed a class that i was doing great in... i can't get caught up.. hopefully he will agree to drop me rather than fail me... i emailed him today begging him... 4) other class is going great though... right now i have an A i think..... 5) Husband still has his whore girlfriend... not that I am bitter or anything.. i just can't stand her... i know where she is been... shes a fucking slut.. 6) i am still not getting laid... but i am ok with that at the moment... 7) got a new t
The First Time, No It Is Not That! Dayum!
The first time you go into a profile on fubar or any other site for that matter, do you read the About me first, or wait and be intrigued?  A. First time  B. Wait
First Go At Logging A Typical Day For Me. (preface)
I recently read a book (thanks Bill) that gave me the idea of simply noting everything I do during the day for 7 days, and I started yesterday Monday May 4th, 2010. Since I was using the time to try and log most of the stuff I was doing, I figured I may as well post it up here so you guys can get an idea what it's like to be me (for good or bad). It'll be pretty boring, so unless you like watching paint dry you might want to find something else to do. I'll post the previous day every morning for the next 6 days.
First Born
Someone's first born just flew in from Virginia for the week and her dad is doing cartwheels.
First Time For Everything....
Well We are in Indiana on Vacation, Having a great time btw, My hubby, the kids and I went out to eat today, I am use to seeing soldiers everywhere, in the stores, just about everywhere, you get use to it, and yes i do love it lol...but when you go to some areas you dont see soldiers, like where we are in indiana, the closest Post is about an 1 hour away, I was coming out of the resturant and there was a soldier in uniform getting out of his car, I had my "ARMY WIFE" tshirt on, he comes up to me, and says, "I have to shake your hand" I know my mouth fell as far to the floor as it could, I said, um, ok, but only if i can shake yours, he smiled and said, I think I can do that, we each thanked each other for a very special but hard job....It was the highlight of my day....I do NOT expect my hand to get shaked because im an army wife, its a job i love and take in with pride, no matter how damn hard it can be...and never did i put myself in the same group as the soldier...life is hard, but
First Reactions Quiz
Okay this is called “FIRST REACTIONS QUIZ”. I have reacted to being sent this by actually filling this out. You have to type the 1ST thing that comes to mind whenever you hear these 35 things. You can’t think and go back and change your answers. Here we go: 1. Beer: Bud light 2. Anorexic: something im not 3. Relationships: are awesome 4. Purple: justice 5. Power Rangers: yellow 6. Weed: use to 7. Steroids:not good 8. Cartoons: saturday 9. The President: sucks ass 10. Tupperware: ha ha um no 11. Best vacation: vegas baby 12. Santa Claus: not real 13. Halloween: witches 14. Bon Jovi: hot 15. Grammar: mine sucks 16. Facebook: for family 17. Worst fear: dying painfully 18. Marriage: been there done that it sucks 19. Paris Hilton: Whore 21. Redhead: they r hot 22. Blonde: even hotter 23. Pass the time: reading 24. One night stands: meaningless 25. Donald Trump: bastard 26. Neverland: michael jackson ha ha 27. Pixie Sticks: sugar 28. Vanilla ice cream: blah
First Year On Fubar
It was a year ago this week I joined Fubar ~ no intent to meet anyone in person, but it's wonderful to make online friendships and lasting connections with some really great people across the country and around the globe. These online networking sites sure do wonders to shrink the Great Expanse to a more manageable size. I want to thank everyone ~ EVERYONE ~ who's been a part of my year-long journey. First I want to thank my Fubar FAMILY. Not just a bunch of names for the rankings, because I don't care if I'm level 4 or 400 here. It's all about the quality of people, and THESE people have contributed much more than just virtual drinks. Some have fantastic profiles, or great music, or always know the right thing to say on an otherwise mediocre day. They've been welcoming and inspirational and each one of them deserves thanks beyond words. My Fubar FRIENDS have been a phenomenal bunch as well. For certainly without them, I wouldn't keep coming back. Look in my photos and spend an hour
First.
so, this is my FIRST blog in this site. I don't know how long im going to keep up at it, but i figured i'd give it a try.    I really don't know where to begain, so I think im just gonna keep it short in simple.  I have the most amazing man in the world, Trinix420. He's perfect, and i have a son, who means everything to me. Those two man are the best people ANYONE could ever ask for, or ever want.    The end. 
First Time Blogging
im new to this so hope i do ok my dads home from the hospital after double bypass surgery so im  happy as can be
First Nut Hahaha
Josh Geter@ fubar
First Day Of School
So my youngest started Kindergarten today.  And I have mixed feelings.   YAY! he's in School!  and OMG! he's in school with other children for the first time and wow did I really go to HIGH SCHOOL with his/her mother??   It's a small world out there and if you happen to live in the same city you went to high school at, it seems that much smaller.   I am actually not complaining this time about it, there is a comfort knowing that you are around people you know...even if it's almost 20 years removed.   Yep the first day of school.  Now let's see how my boy does on his first FULL day of school. (Did I mention he was only there 2 hours today??)
First Day
so this is my first day on fubar...i'm a bit confused, but i'll get the hang of it soon, i'm sure...so please have patience with me as i learn to use this site, lol...
The First Draft To Our Representatives For Vietnam Navy Vets In The Gulf Of Tonkin
My husband wrote this letter to his congressman and senator for the passage of HR2254 and S. 1939 in the next legislative session to be considered ... they need a push to finally make all veterans of Vietnam equal in treatment after 40 years of time.  Please send your congressman and senator a similar letter ... google on the web to find the name and address of you representatives in Washington DC.         Dear Congressman or Senator   I know of one former sailor that was aboard the USS Intrepid over in Vietnam who was awarded Agent Orange Exposure by the VA for having drunk the water, bathing in the water and eating meals prepared in the water because everything in Vietnam, even the Gulf of Tonkin, was exposed to Agent Orange.  The water that all sailors drank were processed through the same desalination processors that the Australian Navy had processed their salt water from the Gulf of Tonkin.   Apparently the ruling has changed over the years and it apparently has been kept
First Dates!
Just wondering ladies what would be your ideal first date be with someone let alone if its with a girl or guy? FOr me I would like to go somewhere quest and get to know her better. If its just a quiet restaraunt, walk on the beach or park. Something like that would be fine with me/ What about everyone else?
First Love
    "First Love" is meant as the first person you thought you loved. Your first relationship. Not as your first true love.      When looking back at your first love what is the most memorable thing that comes to mind? How and why did that relationship end? And how has "love" changed for you since that relationship?         As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT.   Please check out the other questions of the day.   Please Rate This Blog
First Medal Of Honor For A Living Afghan War Vet Sergeant Saved One Man, Killed Insurgent Who Was Dragging Away Another
By MICHAEL J. CRUMB The Associated Press  updated 11/15/2010 7:37:25 PM ET 2010-11-16T00:37:25 Share Print Font: +-DES MOINES, Iowa — A 25-year-old soldier from Iowa who exposed himself to enemy gunfire to try to save two fellow soldiers will become the first living service member from the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq to receive the Medal of Honor. President Barack Obama phoned Army Staff Sgt. Salvatore Giunta at the base in Italy where he's stationed to tell him he'd be receiving the nation's highest military honor, Giunta's father told The Associated Press. He will become the eighth service member to receive the Medal of Honor during operations in Iraq and Afghanistan. The seven previous medals were awarded posthumously. "It's bittersweet for us," said Steven Giunta, of Hiawatha. "We're very proud of Sal. We can't mention that enough, but in this event, two other soldiers were killed and that weighs heavy on us. You get very happy and very proud and then you start dealing wit
First Blog
so im not sure what to wright about, or if anyones eyes will see these words, but i will still wright, so on the sub of hmmmmm what, life? well thats easy .... its fuckt! as for love well theres a leeway to some salvation, sometimes its a curse, i mean to ....As many times as people have been asked to tell about themselves they never give the same answer twice. Reasons for this may be because of the many aspects we all partake in, making this our reality, but not to define reality but only to have our own perspectives. And everyday we grow and change into something more focused. And I have not yet found one word to describe myself nor others. For everyone is capable of destroying the world but never plant the seeds to show another generation life. That the real beauty is the Nature and how we perceive it is our Nurture. the dreams to be like nightmares and awake in sweat to see a red sunrise as sort of a balance to connect back into our reality we define, our perceptions...hope you enj
First Time
Since the first time I saw her,Her beauty remains in my mind.An angel from a distance.Forever in my eyes she shines.Each day her beauty grows,Just to see her warms my soul.And when she is gone I'm saddened,Not knowing of her return or when again she'll go.An angel,A sorceress of some kind,A wonderous spell you have put on me.May your beauty grow and shine brighter each day,For my heart,eyes and soul to forever see.
First Blog Of The Year.
2011!!! WOOO!! So far it's been just like last year, only more friends and stuff. Working a lot and likeing my job and not wanting to harms as many people as I normally do. I guess the new year is good so far.
" First Love "
Does he love me, or does he not or does he just like me or care for me alot. I have to ask these questions before I fall too deep cause I really love him and I want him here to keep. My eyes are full of tears and I don't know why, I think it's because of you. cause you loved me, then left me. Now I'm all alone and I blame it all on you.
The First Kiss
The First KissI see passion and hungry in your eyes across the room.You walk towards me. It seems like a slow walk. But you are here before my eyes.You wrap me in a warm embrace, You head leans down as my leans up.Your lips touch for the first time.My heart starts to beat faster with each seconds your lips are one.The kiss was warm.The kiss was soft.The kiss became passionate.The kiss became hungry.My knees grows weak under your embrace.Your hand on the small of my back.Your strength holds me up. But your lips never part from the passion.From the hungry of the kiss.This is my first kiss with you.
First Day Of My Life
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First Class
First Class by Ms. Cleavage Copyright Ms. Cleavage 2007 I have just taken my assigned right aisle seat in first class and opened the latest issue of “Newsweek” and begun to read a story about Terrorism in Iraq and suddenly - you walk through the entrance to the seating section of the Boeing 747. There is a certain air about you as you enter; every male in the front passenger area is staring at you. You seize the moment and demand the attention, perhaps not intentionally, but your presence shows how secure you are with your personal image and your sexuality. You are wearing a white silk blouse above a black pleated silk skirt that stops just above your knees. The blouse is puffy in the arms and loose all over but it is evident you are not wearing a bra for your nipples are visible and standing erect from the smoothness of the silk against them. You walk past the galley to your seat and search for an empty space for your carry on bag in the overhead compartment. Finding a
First Blog
My baby wrote this for me... I think its beautiful I had to save it... hehe   Every night I dream of youAnd you sit and talk to meWhen I wake I only smileThinking maybe it could beErik, I'm dying for youThis love will never severIf you exist only in dreamsThen I will sleep forever.
The First Flight Of The Phoenix
 Now if you have read parts one and two of the saga that is the past two years of my life, then thankyou. Apparently I'm somewhat intreguing and interesting. In retrospective of all you have allready read about me and my transformation, I would not change a thing because I did not know myself then as well as I do now. Those of you that thought you knew me didn't know me at all.           Daily I read my bible at this point. at home, on my lunch breaks, on car rides, anytime and anwhere I can sqeeze that little bit of knowledge into my head I was reading that book. I dramatically changed my look, I had to stick out. This method is referred to peacocking.  For an example : what does a peacock do when it wants to attract a mate? It throws its feathers up in a flamboyant act to attract the opposite sex. And thus I did so. I was using experimentation, I knew the image I wanted to show. I would wear several rings on my fingers, a flashy watch, fresh tight black kicks (black goes with everyth
[first Post Eaten. Goes With That Theme Of Defeat. Fix The Blogs...]
posted on 03/10/2011 @ 07:03 pm [I stepped out, not down.]  (edit | delete) http://fubar.com/i-stepped-out-not-down/b340021-1146206 I'm going to put some balsalmic vinegar in this scotch.Okay... next chapter.You remember Return of the Jedi- where everything was pretty much fine after all the downturn of Empire and... there were Ewoks?We are NOTdoing that here.This is probably Empire Strikes Back... and keeps beating you over the head.Until his arms get tired. And then he tags his buddy in while he gets a cappucino and works out his charlie horse.All I fucking want is some walnut chicken and a job actually equivalent to my education and expertise.That'd be terrific.Careers. Income. Bodies of work.There will be /crazy here.Like I've already told you allI don't compartmentalize by content- I compartmentalize by the nonsense in my life.That means there will be surveys, there will be rants and all of my passions will have representation hereabouts.SoVideo gamesrobotsfantasyculturephi
First Time
I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes. "
First Day At Work Again
so i had my knee surgery on friday. it was succesful... it hurts, but i'm okay. i come home, switch on the tv and see all the shit that happened in japan.people die or are missed, nuclear plants get out of control. people have no home. that was 3 days ago. and things over there get even worse. so now today i'm back in the office. and i feel bad. not because my knee hurts, but because i noticed how unimportant my little self is. and then i read a fubar status like "oh please can i get a pimpout"...   should i laugh about that or cry because some people just don't get it?
The First Time We Kissed
We were on the porch, smoking and drinking. It was a warm late June night. I thought you might have a crush on me, but I really wasn't sure. So you told me you liked me, and I asked you  "What do you want to do about it?" "I want to kiss you." You told me this and I literally got weak in the knees. I replied; "You know where my lips are" in a throaty, husky voice. So we went inside, and sat on the couch, and you kissed me.
First Blog
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[first Proofread, First Blood]
Consider this a call to arms- I'm in the process of printing off the short stories I've written over the last few months and presenting them to friends and family I have some hurdles to overcome in my writing, and I'd like some feedback. I need to know if I'm saying what I want to say, if my audience wants to keep reading, and if I can turn a profit from my idea. So I'm calling upon some of you to offer earnest, legitimate feedback and proofreads of the story as it progresses. You don't have to like it, you don't have to find redeeming qualities in it- you don't have to validate my entire life and identity as a writer with candy coated words and compliment sandwiches. Just proofread the thing, and offer some fundamental academics on the issue then maybe we can talk about our feelings. Nothing more than feelings.
First Time......
Its the first time we meet....... Its been building up for weeks. Anticipation, lust, desire, love, animalistic needs. You know exactly what I want. The short tight skirt, no panties. Clean shaven and dripping in need of me. I tight top showing off ur cleavage, nipples hard with desire. Flawless make-up. Just the way i want you.   You knock on my hotel room door. Im shaking with desire as i go to answer the door. Our eyes lock. It feels like destiny, your everything I need! Everything I want! Everything I desire. You step in the door. As it shuts behind you, we cant hold back. Our lips meet with passion. Our hands roaming wildly with out control. Our bodies become one. I push you to the wall with our lips still locked. Our tongues dance in unison. No 2 people have kissed so much alike. My hand slides up ur thigh and into ur skirt as I have u pinned to the wall. I can feel your heat and wetness before i even make it to your tight pussy. My fingers slide in effortlessly. You moan in de
First Flight
                                           "First  Flight" we stand together, in the moonlight, your first flight is at hand.. after bringing you into this world of mine, it is now time to allow you freedom.... to revel...to hunt...with impunity... when you thirst. i unwrap my wings from around you, and with a :::soft kiss:::, i back away, and watch with pride as youtest your wings...drying them...assuring yourself of...their strength...their ability to hold you up...in flight. you look at me, with a smile and blow me a kiss...thenyou gather yourself...and with a small jump, you throw your hands up...  nothing.i smirk, and your brow furrows...and with much determination you try again...gathering for a leap.... jump high!   nothing...now i allow a small laugh, and it makes your temper flair just a bit... soo, once more...with wings outstretched........you run a few steps, and leap!!!! your arms steady you as you rise... trying a turn, you waver slightly... and it comes to you... fl
First Ultrasound
Since I can't upload any photos [due to no VIP] this is how I will post pictures of my baby. :)    
First To Be Posted
some mandtory disclaimers.   1 THese are real chat logs, from my own account. so take note of the name. mine will be changed.   2 I am NOT gay.     and now for the fun.   (12:40:03 AM) cbeautifulkay: ;)(12:40:15 AM) jetzt: ello(12:40:24 AM) cbeautifulkay: Hey hun.. How are you today? Wanna chat for a little? Im bored and wanted to meet new people...(12:41:23 AM) jetzt: i suppose i can burn a few minutes(12:41:40 AM) cbeautifulkay: Cool... Well, my name is Miya Im from S.Florida.. Can I ask you a question?(12:43:20 AM) jetzt: ask(12:43:49 AM) cbeautifulkay: What kinda girls you in to? Are you in to BIG TITS or a BIG BOOTY?(12:45:40 AM) jetz: soz sweetie, but I don't see girls like that. (12:45:58 AM) cbeautifulkay: lol.. I have a lot of both!! Wanna see? I have some free time now...(12:46:56 AM) jetz: i dun think you understand. i like to play with the boys(12:47:24 AM) cbeautifulkay: Ok... let me set my web cam up and you can watch me shake my booty!! LOL.. That's if you can h
First Fishing Trip Of The Season
I decided that I've been cooped up indoors long enough for this winter. It's been snowing off and on for the last few days...... in fact we got another 4 inches of snow again yesterday, on the 4th of April. I dug out my fly rod and went fishing. I'd sit in the truck between snow squalls and go out looking for the trout. The temps are up to about 40 F -- downright balmy after the winter this year.  I did see a few deer too.     I suppose I'm not the only one too impatient for warmer weather up here. I got the rare picture of a fox sneaking through the trees. It's awful hard to get these guys to stand still for a picture. I whistled out loud and got him to stop briefly out of curiosity. But he didn't stay long enough for a good picture.  
First Post-op Exam
Just got home from my first post-op exam and thought this would be a good time to update everyone on what's going on.  It's hard to know where to begin because there was so much good news today.  First, and perhaps foremost I have lost 34 pounds since the morning of the surgery... not bad for 20 days.  It's really amazing what you can do when you set yourself goals and do the things necessary to meet them... so I am ahead of schedule on this one and only have 101 pounds to go now to be back to my exact weight the day I graduated Boot Camp on Parris Island. Secondly, the incision has healed so well that they went ahead and removed the stiches today, once again only 20 days after surgery.  That was not scheduled to be done until August 23rd, 4 to 6 weeks being the normal time for a 12 inch incision.  My mobility, flexibility and strength all were well beyond expectation based on the chart, so in short, I am doing GREAT!!! All except the pain, which is still an issue.  With pain meds fu
First Meeting
I am thinking of things that start with the letter F Fornacation forthright fucking for thr future of fatherhood. I am thinking of the girl from far away that has changed my life with her words and things she says I am wanting to finnally come face to face with her and see her in real not just pictures and words, and she just asked me if I believe in PDF. I did not know what she meant but when she expleaned the meaning I almost came in my pants. Ahe wated to know if I like Public Displays of affection. I told her ALL THE WAY I would fornacate fuck and father in her in the midle of the airport.    
First Blog, What Do You Guys Think???
hey sexy. can I talk to you through messenger or am i bothering your fine ass?  cuz I'd love to unzip your shorts with my teeth, pulling them .. down then taking your panties off with my teeth til I get to your clit and start sucking on that as my tongue slides through your pussy lips have you over here doing  that to you... and sliding my finger in and out of your pussy the same time... u feeling my tongue pushing on your pussy muscles as you pull my head toward you as I go deeper with my tongue I move upwards to your clit and begin to play with it getting it throbbing and swollen as you grip the pillow and bite on it to muffle your moan. you arche your back and push down on my mouth to grind on my tongue as you begin to cum squirting me in the face and mouth as I drink it all up I move up as I begin playing with your tits, making your nipples hard, as you unzip my pants and pull them off anticipating my hard cock in  your hand so you can play with it and feel it throb in your grip as
First Date Do's And Don'ts
First dates are a necessary evil in the lives of singles. They combine the pressure of job interviews with the artificiality of plastic flowers. You’re willing to do practically anything to make a good impression; all the while you’re observing each move your date makes with the suspicious air of a judge looking down his/her nose at a defendant.With all the high hopes, expectations and fears men and women bring to the table on a first date, it’s a wonder anyone makes it to the second these days. To aid in the progress of l’amour au courant, here are some first date do’s and don’ts to follow:DO: Be yourself. Let me amend that to be your best self. This is not the time to admit to all the vulnerabilities and insecurities that regularly beset you, nor to share the story of how the shock of catching your fiancé in bed with your brother landed you in a mental institution. Trot out the tried-and-true tales that showcase your sweet and sparkling personality
The First 5 People To Get To Me Somehow..
Via comment, note, whatever it is.... I will tell you what you are on this earth for. I don't mean exact job position or anything. lol It runs deeper than that. This... that I do, is not really reading the Tarot. It involves your birthdate for me to figure this out, along with my knowledge and sometimes my intuition. I do read Tarot for fun anymore to predict things. When I am able. I stopped charging for now, because I started to hate it. Such is life and Karma, huh? But go for it... and send me your birthdate. I do not need anything else. Do NOT tell me your name, your state, your childhood.... nothing but your birthdate.     LOVE, RJ
First
well her it is my first blog.not much to say besides fubar is like myspace was on crack and had sex with facebook who was methed out and had a black baby on the bar in a puddle of jack. hi fubar lets do it
First Nigh
i hope to have fun! =D
First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
First Attempt In Ages To Write An Erotic Story
The evening has passed,  I finally got you to meet me and we are just finishing up eating. During the evening I kept catching you glancing over and checking my out enough that at one point I felt myself blush and get a little worried that maybe my words were good but my looks and personality face to face wouldn’t be good enough. Pushed that thought away and let my foot brush against yours under the table you grab my foot with both of yours and then I quickly slip off my shoe and let my foot slip up the side of your leg just about to your crotch letting my toes almost act like fingers.  As I do I catch the look on your face of surprise and pleasure.  You really never know what I may or may not do.. But since we are out I reposition myself so I am sitting like a good girl with my hand on the table and my shoe back on and my feet under my chair.  Smiling. I end up asking you well smiley what is it gonna be we gonna go our separate ways or do you want to keep this night going.   I
First Post
Welcome to The Nerdster, the complete weblog published by Fubar!
First Two Ultra-massive Blackholes Locsated!
By Robert Sanders, Media Relations | December 5, 2011 BERKELEY — University of California, Berkeley, astronomers have discovered the largest black holes to date ‑- two monsters with masses equivalent to 10 billion suns that are threatening to consume anything, even light, within a region five times the size of our solar system. An artist's concept of stars moving in the central regions of a giant elliptical galaxy that harbors a supermassive black hole. (Gemini Observatory/AURA artwork by Lynette Cook) These black holes are at the centers of two galaxies more than 300 million light years from Earth, and may be the dark remnants of some of the very bright galaxies, called quasars, that populated the early universe. “In the early universe, there were lots of quasars or active galactic nuclei, and some were expected to be powered by black holes as big as 10 billion solar masses or more,” said Chung-Pei Ma, UC Berkeley professor of astronomy. &l
The First, The Last?
They say that a girl, always remembers her firstHe who claimed her heart, and he who quenched her thirstThe fun that they had, the experiences they sharedAll of which taught the other, how to be preparedThe future was unknown, partners without a faceOne had to walk away, the other increased the pace.Fast forward a lifetime, to something as simple as “hi”Did they really know then, that their emotions would flyThese two first timers, now with separate livesSparks flew from the moment, he looked into her eyesTalking and laughing together, as comfortable as beforeAnd though it’s so exciting, is it right to want more?To spend the next lifetime together, can they both believeIt would be so easy, to merge and blend their livesStronger together, working to overcome the others’ pastCan it really be possible, that the first becomes the last?
First Thing To Go!
Brewed some ice tea last night.My pitcher was soaking, so I used a 2liter Coke bottle I just finished. Stuck it in the freezer to chill for bit, got sidetracked, forgot.Saw it in there this morning, frozen, so took it out & put in the fridge to thaw. I get home this evening, kick my boots off, go to mix a rum n coke, and Im like watching it come out the bottle, and thinkin "wtf?, sumn aint right with this Coke, its looks watered down, no fizz at all, wutindeefuk is wrong with this shit? Did I get a defective product?". So I sniff it cautiously, doesnt seem to have any zing.. *face all twisted up at this point*. I cant believe how scared I was to dab my finger in there and take a taste, but I just had to solve this mystery,...then it hit me...*arms drop, head goes back* "eeeyouhoohoo stoopid mutha fuker hahahahaha"..first time in awhile I actually lost my breath laughin at myself. The more I thought about how bummed I was that my drink was all fukd up and I was gonna have to go b
First Blog
Okay so I'm new at this. Well I'm not really new at the blog, cause I blogged on myspace back in the day. But I am new to being on here and blogging. I don't know what to talk about right, not really. And to be honest I don't think that people would be interested in reading what I have to say. Although I could let yall preview this book that I'm writing and tell if it's worth something or not. I'm still deciding on that I will let you know soon. :D Well other then that I don't have anything else to talk about and I will talk you later. Smooches!! xoxoxoxo
First: Dates Kiss, Sex
Another lunchroom discussion at work awhile ago. A few co-workers and I were talking about first. First dates, first kisses and first time sex with people we've dated. Me I havn't been on too many dates recently, jus nites out with friends and co-workers having drinks playing pool, bowling or whatever. 1) FIRST DATES Who asks first? Usually its the man right, but sometimes it may be the woman who ask the men out nowadays. U kno lets get together n do somethinking, like have drinks, go to a movie, Whats a good place to go on a first date? Drinks, dinner, a movie out to play something like pool, bowling or over a friends house to play cards or dominos. Is that good or not for a first date? Maybe someplace for jus the two of you to talk and get to know eachother better. 2. Or) OK FIRST KISS Who goes for it first, The Female or the Male? Should they try at the start or the date, so U aren't thinking about it all through the date.Or should U wailt till the end when U are dropping her
First
You are a fresh Spring on a stuffy afternoon Refreshing the very soul That resides within   Thanks is all I can offer But thanks is only the beginning To this rapid whirlwind of Pleasant affection   I hope to continue If you would allow me the chance Together we can learn the steps To this all too new dance   We will begin in a song And end with a movie Leaving all those around us thirsty For the fire of passion
The First Three Weeks
AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - Mounir El Hamdaouis league-leading 10th and 11th goals of the season helped AZ Alkmaar beat Roda JC 2-0 and move atop the Dutch league on Tuesday. Premier Knowshon Moreno Jersey . Elsewhere, Ghana defender Eric Addo netted a rare goal in the 57th minute and Otman Bakkal added another in the last to give defending champion PSV Eindhoven a 2-0 victory over ADO The Hague. AZ improved to 18 points, two ahead of FC Groningen, which plays NEC Nijmegen on Wednesday. NAC Breda, which hosts FC Twente on Wednesday was third with 16, and PSV fourth with 15. Sergio Zijler and Paul Quasten scored in Willem IIs 2-2 draw against FC Volendam. Melvin Platje and Paul de Lange replied for Volendam, which picked up its first point of the season. Volendams last home win against Willem II was in March 1998. Injury-depleted Ajax travels to Heracles Almelo on Wednesday while Feyenoord hopes to secure its second win of the season at crosstown rival Sparta. Heerenveen meet Vitesse Arnhe
The First Half
The Edmonton Eskimos bolstered their defensive corps on Monday, signing import defensive lineman Anthony Maddox. Authentic Shonn Greene Jersey . Anthony is a tough, physical player with high energy and a great motor, Eskimo GM Danny Maciocia said. His professional football experience and knowledge will be a great asset to the defensive line and the team. We are excited to see what he brings to training camp. Originally drafted in the fifth round (118th overall) by the Jacksonville Jaguars in the 2004 NFL Draft, Maddox spent two seasons with the Jaguars before signing with the Houston Texans in September of 2006.  He has recorded a career total of 57 tackles, five quarterback sacks, one pass knockdown, one forced fumble and one fumble recovery which was returned for a touchdown. Authentic Rob Gronkowski Blue Jersey . "Its not going to take that long," Posada said. "They say whatever they want to say, Ill be here before that." Posada suffered the injury when he was hit with a foul ball o
The First Post I Ever Wrote On My Profile
Posted on a Sunday In Sept. 2011 "Its Sunday again and I intend to worship my God the way He intended: I plan to try and pick up chicks. Jesus would be so proud of me."
The First
Flushing, NY (Sports Network) - Nelson Figueroa threw the first shutout of his career to help the New York Mets to a 4-0 win over the Houston Astros in the last game of the season for both teams. Aldon Smith Jersey . Figueroa (3-8), who had dropped his past five starts, gave up just four hits and struck out seven for the Mets (70-92), who closed a disappointing 2009 campaign with a three-game sweep of the Astros. Josh Thole went 3-for-4 with an RBI while Angel Pagan was 4-for-4 with two doubles and a triple. "We got the sweep and I had the best game of my career," said Figueroa. "I battled and was able to throw some good innings today. With all the injuries we had this year, I tried to make the most of the opportunities I had. It was a long season and we had a lot of injuries. Were tired and beat up, it was a very draining season physically and emotionally." Miguel Tejada doubled to extend his hitting streak to 21 games for the Astros (74-88), who dropped five of their final six games.
First Kiss
She was called into the back office. The hallway was long and poorly lit with sconces that flickered sporadically.  she wondered silently what he could want with her, being as that she hasn't heard from him in a week. she slowly pulled her hand up to knock on the door, but before her knuckles could make a sound she heard his low, drawn out voice call to her. "Come in Sarah." he said in his thick Georgian accent. She pushed the door open and looked into the dark office, straining her eyes to catch his silhouetted face. She closed the door behind her and he flicked the lamp on that was on his desk. his deep blue eyes seemed to pull her in like whirlpools in a shallow pool. as his smile spread across his face she felt her heart flutter and her face become red and hot.  "Y-you called me Stephen?" She asked, looking away from him and down to her shoes. "I haven't seen you since-" "I know." he said, cutting her off and standing up. He glared at her as she looked back into his eyes. he c
First Kiss 2
Stephen smiled at her request and removed his left hand and grabbed onto the back of her panties, pulling them up and making them wedge deep into her crotch before they ripped in his hand. Sarah's dripping thighs were exposed to him now and she began to wiggle her ass a bit as she tried to look back at him, only to have him make her look forward by the hand in her hair.  she hissed a bit at the pain, but secretly it turned her on. she heard the dull zip of his zipper before feeling the warmth of his shaft rub beween her thighs, pressing against her wetness. she squeezed her thighs aronud the massive member, wishing that he would just shove it in her and fuck her until she cried. as loud slap echoed through the room as his hand clapped against her ass. her round full ass jiggled at the contact and a soft huff escaped her throat as she pressed her chest harder against the desk, lifting her ass for him. "Fuck me." she repeated, this time a soft, begging was in her tone. her pussy stre
The First Cut Is The Deepest
First Time Masterbation
Ive been mastu​rbating since i was 10 but i never really got any pleasure from it. So i went online and searched how to mastu​rbate. I found this one article online that talked if u put your vibrating tooth​brush on ur clit you'll get a ton a pleasure. So i waited till my mom left home. Locked my self in the bathroom and started watching some porn. I also found my old dove facial cleanser that was a shape of a penis. i started the tooth​brush and put on my clit and stuck the dove cleanser turned it on in my vagina. Oh my god it was the best feeling feeling my pussy pulsate and i started pumping it in out while watching porn i started oraga​siming and felt so goood. i cummed like 8 times until i felt numb mmmm the best feeling of my life.
First Song
(verse 1) Cocked, locked and ready to go,  the time bomb is ticking and I'm ready to explode.  Let's start a riot and give the world a show,  its pandemonium and I want the world to know. (chorus) Social media chaos has got me in a rage  and everyone can see me cuz I'm locked up in this cage.  As the lights go out we can now turn the page  and everyone can see me cuz I'm on center stage. (Verse 2) It's time to pay back and give everyone their dues, like the ones in Iraq you don't see in the news.  The political views have got our heads in a noose, and its time to fight back for the ones whove been used. (Chorus 2) Because, this Social media chaos has got me in a rage  and everyone can see me cuz I'm locked up in this cage.  As the lights go out we can now turn the page  and everyone can see me cuz I'm on center stage. (Verse 3) There are kids in the street with no shoes on their feet and little Jimmy hates his dad because he got beat. And all you hear on
First Post
this is just a salute to all my friends, i hope you will show me some love here (h)
The First 60 Seconds After You Die
The First 60 Seconds Some questions that are asked of us cause us to look closely at aspects of our lives that we don’t really want to look at.  But the weight of a question does not offer us anything, unless we are able to answer it honestly.  This question has such great weight that most people won’t even acknowledge it; How Will You Spend The First 60 Seconds After You Die? Death is such a difficult subject for men and women to address that it is hardly ever brought up in casual conversation.  Yet, it is often mentioned in marriage vows and in the blessing of new births.  The weight of this question is not so much the subject itself; it is more the necessary preparation to honestly answer it.  Most of us are not willing to disclose our poor state of preparation, and a question such as this leads to revealing our poor state of preparation. It is written in Proverbs 10:2 that, “Treasures of wickedness profit nothing, but righteousness delivers from death.&rdquo
First Random Post
So, I got a few things to say that are good and bad: first, I got a 100% on my first excel exam because my professor made a huge mistake.second, I had to sign up to host a prospective student this weekend on campus but I get to stay here where there's internet.finally, I have all my Nerf Guns locked loaded and ready to go for Humans vs Zombies but it isn't until April.
First Entry--just Some Stuff You Should Know Before Talking To Me.
It's not like anyone reads these things, but I feel like venting my views and sadly, most of fubar seems to disagree. Number one?  I'm a woman.  And listening to all of these political debates centered on what I can and cannot do with MY BODY really pisses me off.  Especially the conservative standpoint of blatant and flagrant misogyny.  Why are men allowed to dictate women's reproductive rights?  So much for gender equality, huh?  I REALLY can't stand that big-mouthed, racist, woman-hating prick Rush Limbaugh, or pretty much any ultra-conservative man or woman.  You like him and what he stands for?  You can show yourself out.  I won't condone any legislation that degrades, limits, minimalizes and harms women.  And you know what?  Neither should any of you. Number two?  As far as abortion goes, no.  I don't like it.  However, it isn't my place to decide who can and cannot have one.  Obviously, if it's past the first trimester--to me, that constitutes murder.  But if it's early in the
First Responder
On my EMT homework there was a hypothetical situation question that went like this: You arrive on scene and there is a 22 year old female college student who is reporting pain in her abdomen.  What is the first step you would take? Then it was multiple guess for the answers.  A couple of them were way out there, so I knew they weren't right, but there were two that I couldnt decide: Ask the patient if she has pain anywhere else. Conduct a rapid full physical exam. I chose the latter, I mean it's rapid and all.  Turns out they were looking for #1.   I questioned it of my instructor, but he agreed with that so I responded: "Well it goes against all my training not to check out a 22 year old female college student" Most of the class laughed.  I don't think the two 20-22 yr old college girls in front of me did.     
First Shining Star
Early this morning I should have gotten up and out of bed when the  phone rang. It was someone my mom knows calling me, to tell me  my Mom is now in the hospital. She has pneumonia.  She is 62 and on oxygen 24/7. I ain't entirely ready to say any goodbyes yet. She introduced me to toesie socks. She didn't laugh  when my brother to be pushed me down in a pile of dog shit. She likes enchiladas, burritos, and chef salads. She even somehow didn't disown me when I was collecting frogs. I know it worried her when I went motorcycling. It really got on her nerves when I stayed out late. Her CB handle use to be   Lady Sparrow, my Dads was was Tall Timber  and I was Little Bush. I wanted her to give me away at my wedding since my dad died when I was 16. Now it doesn't seem to be top of my list. I may not be in my second marriage like she was at my age but I still love and care for her. I want her to be  healthy and wise. She may not have graduated from high school but I want my
First Fu-impressions
My 5th fuversary is on the 15th and it got me to thinking about first impressions. There are a few friends that I remember our first encounter, but most are hazy for me. I am old. I know a lot has to do with being a MuMMer and just conversing in countless MuMMs.   So, do you remember your first impression of me? Was I a bitch to you? Did you hate me? Tell me! I really want to know! :) I will try remembering my first impression/thought of you and reply.
First Date
First date yesterday. it was so awkward and long and I was the only one who made moves to touch him. I kept expecting oh here he is gonna grab for my hand or grab me by the shoulder or something but no... So to make sure there was some I playfully gave him nudges but nothing more. And a hug at the end because he made no move to give me a kiss. I decided after walking away that it was his choice and I was going to leave that choice to him. My whole body has been so staved that if he had draged me into a lonely bathroom stale i would have went for it. I'm so glad he has so much more to offer then that.    I could really like him... its scary and nice at the same time.    more scarey for now.
First Names
A guy and a gal met at a bar and hit it off. after several hours of drinking and just having a great time. the guy asks the girl what her name was, she says "carmen".  He replies, "wow , your parents did a great job of naming their daughter, carmen is a beautiful name for a beautiful lady!" Carmen says, "thank you, but I named myself carmen." the man asks, "how come?" carmen replies, "I named myself after the two things i love most, cars and men" carmen then asks, " hey, whats your name?" the man replies. "B.J. Titzangolf"
The First Meeting
The mood was light as we sat across from eachother for the first time. Sure, we have had several heated video chats but this was the first time I could smell her fragerance and see the want in her eyes. Her smile could light up the room as she laughed at me meaningless small talk. We both knew why we were there and as the time passed it became more apparent that we were wasting precious time. It was already noon and her flight was leaving at 6 PM. As we made our way from the bar to the elevator, my eyes were constanly fixed on her body. The way her skirt hugged her hips, the outline of her panties pressing through as she walked. My hand was seated in the small of her back as we entered the elevator. When the door closed, she spun around, looking up into my eyes. I could not resist the urge to lean down for what I thought would be a simple kiss. Our lips locked, as her hand draped over the back of my neck. I could feel her fingernails tracing through my short hair as the heat between us
First Kiss
The stars sparkle and glistenUpon the black velvet skyTo the sounds of nature they listen...as he sides his hand up her thighA cool crisp breeze slowly blowsUnseen embers begin to ignitePassion's fire continues to growEnhanced by the energies of the nightThe pond reflecting the light of the moonHe eases into her while his lips softly tease hersThe night echoing the sound of the crickets tuneYet everything around the couple blursTwo hearts flutter and beat as one...Electricity grows filling the air...Caressed by the warmth of the rising sun...with the first kiss of dawn their souls they now share. ~RavenMoon
First Blog
not sure what to really write . so ill just say new to this site and bloging anyone want to help me learn what to do .
First Attempt At Blogging
Hey just trying this out as a test. Can anyone see this?   Oh hell yeah!  Don't know why I need this but it is cool!
The First Few Weeks
So work's going good so far. Coming up to the end of the third week now and don't think I'm annoying anyone yet.   Seem to have a good rapport with my boss, plus I'm learning all the time and remembering shit I knew already, so I don't think he regrets hiring me...yet. Already dislike 1 of the teachers but generally speaking I get along with everybody else in the faculty and they don't mind coming to me for help, whether I can help or not.   The kids aren't bothering me too much, which is a bonus. Other than calling me Ed Sheeran for a week :|   Usually go for a drink or two with a few staff and teachers every Friday so gradually getting a possible friend or two in the process, which is good for my lack of socialising skills. Kind of in with the school football team too which is nice as far as socialising and a nice bit of exercise goes.   Other than that, really looking forward to moving in to my own place next month. Cannot wait to have my own "bed", tv, a shower, kitchen. Go
The First Noel
The first Noel the angel did say Was to certain poor shepards in fields as they lay: In fields where they lay a keeping their sheep On a cold winter's night that was so deep. Noel Noel Noel Noel Born is the King of Israel. They looked up and saw a star Shining in the east beyond them far: And to the earth it gave great light And so it continued both day and night. Noel Noel Noel Noel Born is the King of Israel. And by the light of that same star Three wise men came from the country far; To seek for a King was their intent, And to follow the star wherever it went. Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel, Born is the King of Israel. This star drew nigh to the north-west; O'er Bethlehem it took it's rest, And there it did both stop and stay, Right over the place where Jesus lay. Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel, Born is the King of Israel. Then entered in those wise men three, Fell reverently upon their knee, And offered there in his presence Their gold and myrrh and frankincense. Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel, Born is th
The First Twinkling Star
Look closely, look with no fear, Your answer you looked for is right here. See there in the mist is the angel that fell, she knows the truth she needs to tell. You might think no one cares when your heart needs love, there is a light within reach its not that far up above. There are angels everywhere, and its for you they know you care. Many know of her being around, but don't see the blessed ground. Until that day does arrive, she will bless every single person alive. With the first twinkling star you can feel, she is here and she is real.   Everyday that passes she loves each and everyone and hopes for a save return, no one can see her  unless they understand why you shouldn't turn away and burn.
First Time Since The Last
The First Time Since the Last by Kenneth Matlock on Saturday, September 29, 2012 at 5:29pm  For the first time in a long time I don't feel alone For the first time in a long time thing aren't all blown For the first time in a long time I kept my mouth shut For the first time in a long time I'm stuck in no rut For the first time in a long time I have me figured out For the first time in a long time I can blink without a doubt For the first time in a long time I don't want something new For the first time in a long time You keep me from feeling blue For the first time in a long time It hasn't been that long and for the first time in a long time this doesn't feel so wrong
First Post.
This is my first post. So this may be a little short. I'll tell you right now, I'm not that good at keepingthings up-to-date, but I'm going to give it a try. After all, that's all one can ask for, right? Anyway, the basic stuff is listed on my profile.... and the rest I might post here.... I don't know. So... I guess that's al for now. Just putting myself out into the world of fubar!
First Auction
Please go to the link below and rate my auction pid and/or bid for me :) Bid starts at 5 mil fubucks.   http://fubar.com/auction-starts-out-at-5-million-fubucks/photo-3907677-2569403-655446845
The First Time...
The first time… what a magical moment it is going to be.. In my dream of our first time, I picture that I arrive before you, preparing the room in anticipation for the much-awaited first union of our souls. I place cherry & vanilla candles throughout the room, creating a path of halos to light your way to me. A fire burns strongly in the stone fireplace, the smell of cedar filling the air. I put in a CD of Kenny G. The soft sultry sounds of a sax fill my head, the music dancing with my soul. I draw a bath to relax my nerves before your arrival. As I undress the steam in the room caresses my body, a sheen of sweat beads on my forehead. I pull my hair up and climb into the sunken tub. The white fluffy bubbles envelope me and the fragrance of Rafinee fills the air. The candles cast a comforting glow on the walls as I begin to unwind from the days work. I lay back, my eyes closed, letting the music transport me to another place. Time passes and with it the day's troubles fall like
First Day!
Hi! I'm Llillboss, welcome to my Fubar page
The First Three Chapters On My Book Are Now Available To Read Online !!
http://www.booksie.com/fantasy/novel/kala111/the-children-of-justice-&-duty/chapter/1   This is the link to the first three chapters of my book. Still a work in progress but the story is there to be followed. Hope you enjoy and please let me know what you think. 
The First Time
The first Time She fall in Love  bY Christine
First
There is a desire within each of us,in the deep center of ourselves that we call our heart.We were born with it, it is never completely satisfied,and it never dies.We are often unaware of it, but it is always awake.It is the Human desire for Love.Every person in this Earth yearns to love,to be loved, to know love.Our true identity, our reason for beingis to be found in this desire.Love is the "why" of life,why we are functioning at all.I am convincedit is the fundamental energy of the human spirit.the fuel on which we run,the wellspring of our vitality.And grace, which is the flowing,creative activity, of love itself,is what makes all goodness possible.Love should come first,it should be the beginning of,and the reason for everything.
First Album
I've been getting ready to start on my second project. I plan start next year, but I know that it's an opportunity now to listen to my first album. Copy and paste the link. http://www.billboard.com/album/skinnymoe/from-the-shadows/1243040#/album/skinnymoe/from-the-shadows/1243040
First Day
I can just listen to the Slipknot,today my mind like heavy air,i dont need ur words,love overdose,eyes ...what i really love..ur eyes at night, they can say me so many things about  you..
First Couple Years As A Professional
MONTREAL -- No one knows better than Jenson Button that wild, crazy things can happen at the Canadian Grand Prix. Brandon Browner Womens Jersey . The Englishman who won perhaps the zaniest of the 32 races held at Circuit Gilles Villeneuve since 1978 for McLaren Mercedes in the pouring rain last year is hoping to repeat that feat and get back into the Formula One drivers championship race at the same time. Button won the season-opening Australian Grand Prix in March and placed second two races later in China, but since then has dropped to seventh in the standings as he failed to finish twice between a ninth place finish in Spain. Happily for the 32-year-old, hes still in the hunt as Formula One has been a wide open competition with six different winners in as many races so far. "I dont think anyones streaking ahead in the championship," Button said Thursday. "Its been a very mixed bag in the first six races. "The last three havent been my finest weekends, so yes, I need to score some po
First Day On A New Site
I find it unusual that my first day on this site and I have a ton of guys asking me sexual questions as their first conversation. Yet I mention what I do for work (cam model) and I get that I'm a gold digger. I never approach these so called men yet I'm the one who's wrong...leaves me not wanting to talk to any guys and that most women online think I'm a guy because I want to find a live in gf. Why does the world have to be so judgmental?
First
How many years have to go by,How many tears do I have to cry,How many fights do we have to have,For you to understand. . .I want to come first.I'm done having to ask,I'm done having to tell,I'm done waiting around. . .I want to come first.Please put me first once,Or twice,To show me you still care,To show me you want me.I feel as though,This is all one sided,It hurts to think. . .I will never come first.
First One
Have you ever had that one moment?That one moment,Where you realize this is what you've been waiting for your whole life.That what you have now is fate,And knowing that makes your heart swell and your face light up.You just feel as if everything in the world is right for once.As if love is the only thing that exists.No hatred. No lies. No betrayal.When you’ve learned to fly.And you take off to new heights,And you never want to come back down.Hope takes over your mind and you can never wipe that smile away.That moment,Where you finally realize love truly exists,And you are a part of it now.That moment,Where you want to hold on to them and never let go.That moment,Where things fall into their rightful place.Well, my moment is now.
First Break
I have been driving around for days now From Tx to Illnois to OH then PA down to VA to NC and then GA Meet some amazing people along the way Amanda, Karen, Shay from here and my lil sis and my friends sandy and phillip its been amazing trip lots of driving and lots of good times to the people who I meet you know what you mean to me to the people I didnt get a chance to meet but still want to meet them in the future my friends are my family and some of them have the biggest spots in my heart and mean the most to me I will always bend over backwards for I have regretted nto following my gut in instance on this trip and missed out on meeting great people. There are great people all over don't miss out on them and giving ur heart hearts when people stomp on it but theres always great ones to put it back together.
First Draw Saturday Afternoon
DETROIT -- The Detroit Tigers and Los Angeles Angels each sat a star in the hopes of keeping them healthy for rest of the season. Robert Griffin III Camo Jersey . Miguel Cabrera and Albert Pujols were not in the lineup because of injuries Sunday in the Angels-Tigers series finale, giving them two days off because both teams are off Monday. Cabrera played in Detroits first 126 games this season. The third baseman has a sore right ankle that limited him to being a designated hitter on Friday and Saturday. "Whats best for Miguel is best for the Tigers," Detroit manager Jim Leyland said. Pujols hasnt played since Wednesday when he left a game against Boston in the fourth inning with tightness in his right calf. "Im feeling better," he said. "But they want to give me another day off -- whatever they want to do." The Tigers and Angels are both potentially vying for an AL wild card with 30-plus games left in the regular season. They need Cabrera and Pujols to avoid going from having day-to-da
First Trial :)
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First Post Here...
I just joined fubar, and I am learning to get the hang of it. Looks like a great site where I can meet new friends and have a lot of fun. You'll see that I love to blog, and I am willing to say just about anything if I can. Of course, I would love for you to respond; that adds to the fun! So take a look at my blog. You never really know what I might say...
First Hello Sfb
But the first hello was not spoken to reach the conclusion where there would one witnessing the passing of time as it fades slowly into the atmospheric abyss. Every smile was well remembered. Every response was just another reason to put forth even more to create a more sensational feeling that would flow through the loveliness of you. The words were more of the remarkable text that was discovered from the very appealing structure of your radiant self. You were the complete satisfaction of the soul and as there was always the endless complements to shower your tremendous sweetness with I never would believe there was anyone that could ever compare to the astounding you. But as the melody played the song would fade and what was to be written as forever would find a way to a place that was deemed as Never. There was never to be silence of the very warmth that provided life to the bliss and romantic kiss. There was never to be the idling that would reduce the passionate thoughts. And ther
First Quarter Sunday In The Rams 31-28 Victory Over The Redskins. He Was A Surprise S
ST. K.J. Wright Womens Jersey . LOUIS -- St. Louis Rams offensive tackle Rodger Saffold will be out at least a month because of a right knee injury. Coach Jeff Fisher said Monday that Saffold has a third-degree MCL sprain and other damage to the knee, but said it was not season-ending. "Hes going to miss a number of weeks. How many weeks, I cant speculate now," Fisher said. "Hes got a pretty good attitude about it. Hes happy with the news that we got as a result of the MRI." Saffold was hurt advancing a fumble in the first quarter Sunday in the Rams 31-28 victory over the Redskins. He was a surprise starter after being hospitalized with a neck strain in Detroit after the opener and listed as questionable prior to the game. Wayne Hunter, acquired late in the preseason from the Jets in exchange for tackle Jason Smith, is the likely starter this week at Chicago. Fisher did his best to dispel rumours that running back Steven Jackson had been benched for spiking the ball in pro
First Time Part 11
First time Marissa meet David was back in July, on a hot summer day. Just thinking back on this day, all most makes her sad . He is not the same man back then, but she is not the same women. In hot July, before David came into her life .Her daughter got Married, this hot summer of July. Didn't go over to well with Marissa family. And she got caught in the middle. She lost her daughter over all the fighting. They did not care for her husband. She wish she could of helped her little girl through this but it's to late. Then she ask her best friend over to stay with her.This is when David came into her life. First he was coming on to her best friend. Anne was a pretty women tall, with light hair and blue eyes nothing like Marissa. There was a big fight this day with Marissa family her daughter was moving out...what a sad day for her she could not stop crying. And now that Marissa thinks back on this day. David had played on this... from the start.. he was not a good man.       Part 11    
First Meeting
They have known each other a while and finally that moment came for them to meet. She opens the door and their eyes meet for the first time, she was more beautiful than in her pictures and her smile beckoned him. He stepped inside as both took a peek at what the other had to offer. She had on spaghetti strapped top that showed cleavage of her ample breasts, and tight jeans that showed off her sexy ass. At that moment, he knew that this night would be a night of passion and temptation. She shut the door behind him, turned facing him, he reach out, took her by the hand, and pulled her to him. He looked deep into her eyes, as their lips met in a passionate kiss. With soft music, playing their tongues danced a slow a passionate dance together. As he pulls her tightly against his body, she wraps her arms around his neck as his hands settled at her waist. As their kiss continued, they began to slowly dance to the music, her breasts felt so good pressing against his chest, her lips were soft
First Heartbreak
Written in April 2012. This was supposed to be another form poem called a Rondou. Not quite sure how well it turned out as a form poem, but I like this poem a lot in general. Written after being broken up with by my boyfriend of three years.   This heartbreak is so fresh, so deepall I want to do is collapse and weep.How did we manage to feel like we've wonwhen now my heart feels like it weighs a ton?Can't I just lie down and sleep?My hopes and dreams are no longer yours to reap.Now it is time for them to be mine to keep.I wish I did not remember all of our fun.This heartbreak is so fresh.I remember all the times in your jeep,no longer am I your complacent sheep.You will never again see the sun,For it is time you faced my gun.I will watch you blood seep.This heartbreak is so fresh.
First Class Godley
I love the train, it gets busy at half term time, like it did when I came home from London recently. I got my ticket ready, this time it was easy to find.   The new system is you get to print out your own ticket which is an A4 sheet with a scan code on it, much better than 58 wee orange tickets we normally get, so am happy about this. Anyway, I got into the first class carriage and sat at a four to a table seat and promptly stuck my case underneath, as I have short legs and it means I can raise my legs up and nap. If the train is busy and people need to sit with me, I move it. Am not a twat.   So, a big posh man, with elbow patches and mustard cords (what the fuck is that about?) kicked my case and asked me to move it so he could join me.   "listen there are heap of seats in the next carriage, it's all unreserved, if you don't mind, we won't have to share" I explained and pointed to the next first class carriage which was indeed empty. I didn't want to sit beside someone in a nea
First Experiences
I recently got into outdoor nudism. After many years of been rather exhibitionist and willing to show my endowment at any oportunity for compare, contest and just showing it off to women, I decided it was time to give full outdoor nudism a try. I visted some nude beaches last summer and had a great experience. Got alot of attention, got on chatting to alot of women and familys and all round enjoyed it. Looking to vist alot more nudist venues/nudist freindly areas come the improved weather i.e. the summer. Hope to have more to tell in the future...........
First Sleepover
I won't be online tonight - super excited and a lil bit nervous as this is the first time one of my kids will be staying overnight. The ex is really sick with asthamtic bronchitis and the kids have been home on school winter vacation for a week - I get Dad duty with bring them dinner tonight, giving the eldest a ride and back to his youth group, youngest staying overnight, and tomorrow will bring all 3 of them to Target to let them shop for food they want and one item of their choosing up to $20. I have been busy and traveling and working or kid duty all week - almost as if I was back living with them. I'm forgetting about needing some time off- just happy I have these opportunities just to be with them. I don't have any furniture yet to speak of - just a bereau and an office desk. My youngest (10) is actually excited because he has wanted to "sleep on the carpet at Dad's place" in his sleeping bag. lol
The First To Profane.
If you were to hide the most whole piece of a broken vessel in a secret, and lightless place, left it forgotten and buriedfearful of the harm it could bring to the sun, and those who walked beneath it's warm and benevolent protection...Left it to seethe and fester beneath the footfalls of happy people, and sprouting, tender crops.Under the ceremony of springs, bindings, couplings, and plump, birthing bellies.Deaf to the laughter of children, blind to the love of mothers, and ignorant to the pride of fathers.What deprived profanity would unearth itself from that soft prison?Does it seek the remnants of the vessel, or has it grown to a new, and more terrible whole?What wrong emerges, unwatched, unprovoked, and unchecked?
First Things First.
In the beginning: Let’s start by making some things clear about DIY home energy conservation projects. The state and federal governments hand out millions of dollars per year to families and business that buy, and have installed, energy conservation equipment and appliances. I will research these as best I can but if you are building one of my DIY projects don’t expect to receive any help from the government. They don’t trust that a home built system can save energy or the environment. Not that you can’t get help but it is a very laborious process with zero assurance of success. That being said… You can still reduce your energy usage, quite possibly below that of commercially available systems at a fraction of the cost of construction and installation. We will be dealing with Solar, wind, hydroelectric and possibly geothermal energy sources. Therefore there is some preliminary info that you will need about your location before you even consider a DIY
The First Time
Who would have ever thought that their wildest dreams could be true, I sure didn't. I never knew that when I said yes to submitting that it would push me past my limits and into a galaxy that I have never visited. I have always wanted to be in submission but I was always too afraid of the pain but now I have found pleasure in all of it. I love pleasing my master and want to do all that he says. Yes, I tend to get scared sometimes but I am in training to be his sub. I also love that he wants threesomes because I love girls too and that works out just great. I know this might be weird but I love the pain because it brings me some much pleasure. I love how he smacks me around but doesn't leave bruises. I have upset him already and the thoughts of displeasing him still haunt me while I am around him which means even now. I can't wait to find out what he is going to do to me next so write more later.....
First Good Thing My Ex Has Sent Me In A While! Lol
A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.  "May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent. "I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy.  "Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent. "But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other." "This I gotta see," replied the agent. With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind. "By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago ." "Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago ?" The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the the middle.
First Love
I love your lips when they're wet with wine and red with a wild desire. I love your eyes when the lovelight lies, lit with passionate fire. I love your skin when the warm white flesh touches mine in a fond embrace. I love your hair when the strands enmesh your kisses against my face. Not for me the cold calm kiss of virgin's bloodless love. Not for me the saints will bless, nor the heart of a spotless dove. But give me the love that freely gives and laughs at the whole world's blame. With your body so young and warm in my heart, it sets my poor heart aflame. So kiss me sweet with your warm wet lips still fragrant with ruby wine. And say with fever boor of the South that your body and soul be mine. Then pull me close and hold me tight as the pale stars shine above, And we'll live our whole young lives away in the joy of a living love......
First Layer
  First Layer   The first layer is easy, it took no effort. I wont penetrate deeply Ill apply little pressure. The scar it will leave it signifies pain it helps me remember what I lost yesterday. I sharpened the blade, the handle feels smooth. The purpose issimple it helps me accept that I lose. It reminds me I'm living but inside I'm dead it helps me stay focused and never forget. About why I should never allow myself to be vulnerable by giving in to my emotions and getting my heart broke. The first layer is easy, it takes It takes little effort. I won't penetrate deeply I won't apply too much pressure. The scar it will leave it signifies pain it helps me remember what I lost yesterday. But the blade had been sharpened it cut deper then intended, I meant to just graze the skin but the blade cut with intentions. It wanted to save me it wanted to end it. Now the blood is my scar the blade is my witness. It watches me bleed far more then intended. The first layer was easy, the ot
First Love By James Grimes
"First Love"I taste your ruby lipsAs your raven hair surrounds usI feel your subtle hipsAs you press your firm body into mineI smell your body, mosir with rainAs you pull me closer in your sweet embraceI hear your soft,sensuous whispersAs you reveal your desires to meI gaze into your milk chocolate eyesAs you show me the depth of your loveAnd i feel content for eternity
First Post
Hi Fubar,  Just wanted to get started on my blog.  If you want to know more about me.  I am 30, live in Indiana, have 2 cats and a dog that are my world. I am single for the moment but that may change soon because I am talking to a really cute girl.    : )  Lets see what else.  I like video games and have 4 systems and 2 hand helds.  I love to loearn and read a lot and you can usually find my tv on the History channel or Science channel.  I have a B.S. in Criminal Justice that I'm currently not using, it was a make the parents happy degree.  So now I am thinking of going to school for ceramics and music.  I just have to figure out FAFSA first then I may be ok, lol.  I have never done a FAFSA, my parents never filled one out and they paid for my first degree.   Also I work in the adult industry, if you dont like that then too bad, you can leave. 
First Blog Post
I love to blog, so you'll see my do it often. I don't have much to say right now. Just sort of checking out what all I can do on here. Write more later. 
The First Card Revival's Former Santos Neymar Already Worth 57 Million Euros
A year later, the first card Revival's former Santos Neymar already worth 57 million euros landed in Barcelona, ??and his influence in the Brazilian national team is growing. Especially in the current Confederations Cup, bent to help Brazil's Neymar defending played his best in the national team level. Opener in Japan, Neymar with a world record wave of attack to help the team sounded the horn. The campaign against Mexico, but also in the opening Neymar just nine minutes, with another world record wave ripped through the opponent's gate. Compared to the last game of the right foot volley, this time the Neymar scored with his left foot finish, footed highlight its comprehensiveness. Count the field goal, Neymar scored in the national team reached 22 (36 games). And at the current Confederations Cup, Neymar is field field goal. cheap soccer jerseys Although the game against Japan, the breakthrough has been very Neymar threat, but if the performance of the field Neymar compare Barcelona
First Morning.
Thick, cold, and deafening with mute.Quicksand since.The folds, and scent remained for weeks.In all the numb holes and dead walls that brings.That was getting in, as well as out.Could have asked for more sense.Something a little more fair.
First Time Here
So i just joined fubar today, and its so amazing  how everybody is so friendly!! Drinks flying off the wall, friend requests, everwhere I'm loving it!!! Who needs facebook? LOL
First Chapter Of Book
Here our story starts in the early 1990‘s. The Kingsley Family suffers a lost As the Master of the house, Master Draco Kingsley has gone missing from his private villa in the mountains. As you are probably wondering, Why is he called Master Draco? You see Master Draco is a martial artist, but not your normal every day martial artist but a Grandmaster, so you see thats why he is Master Draco. His family misses him greatly, his wife Kathleen and son Drago Knightly. As you might be wondering why is his son’s last name different well we shall get into that soon. Young Drago is sitting at home wondering what he shall do with his life when the phone rings, “Drago, it is your mother on the phone” says the butler. Drago rushes to the phone almost dropping it to the floor, “Hello mother any news”? Asks Drago. Kathleen responds holding in tears and sorrow “Drago my son, the police have found your father” “they did!! Where is he? Is he OK?&rdq
First Blog
Today is the first day that I ma blogging, but the second day that I have been on this site and have already enjoyed it! This is a new and very interesting experience for me. In only twenty-four hours I have managed to get a ton of money and have a huge crew that is going around and wrecking things up for others. I hope you guys are enjoying the website yourself!  
First Time..
Joe began his shift in a rather grumpy mood.  There were several contributing factors such as lack of sleep, poor living conditions and a crumbling marriage. Lisa, his wife, had become more of a monster in the last 2 of their seven years as husband and wife. Joe knew it was not anything he had done, but what he had not done. Lisa wanted to experiment with other females. At first, Joe was open to the idea. What fool would turn down extra pussy?  Lisa made all the arrangements and they both began to pace with anticipation. Sarah arrived just after 7 pm and after quick introductions Lisa ushered Sarah into the bathroom to freshen up. Joe had just gotten out of the shower in the guest bedroom and since that was the room where the fun was to commence; he sat in a chair and awaited the two women. It only took twenty minutes passing before Joe realized something was not right. He made his way to the master bedroom and was quickly angered by the sounds he was hearing. They started without him!
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DALLAS -- Michael Young had an easy decision from a baseball perspective. After spending the first 12 seasons of his career with the Texas Rangers, it was stay with the only team ever played with in the majors as a part-timer without a set position, or the seven-time All-Star could go to Philadelphia to be the everyday third baseman for another playoff-contending team. "Baseball was easy. I wanted to go. ... It was a great opportunity in Philadelphia," Young said Monday. "I was very pleased with the role outlined for me. I was ready, ready for a different challenge. I like the fact that its something new for me at this point. Im ready to kind of see what thats like." Speaking publicly for the first time since waiving his no-trade clause last week and the deal getting finalized a day earlier, the 36-year-old Young said goodbye to Rangers fans and talked about how he would miss his teammates in Texas. Young spent the past two seasons as a designated hitter while playing all four infield
The First Of Many, Probably
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The First Move This Summer, Wonderful! Serie A Brigade Of Transactions Executed 237 People 130 People
Parma summer long list of transfer transactionsThe hustle and bustle of a summer transfer market has closed the door to the attention of the transfer deadline to return to AC Milan Kaka naturally [microblogging] firmly grasp, but there is another team in Serie an alternative manner stunning "feat" This team is Parma. In the transfer deadline, to see Parma move in or out of this summer list is unbelievable, according to the German "transfer market" gives a list of 130 people buying them, selling 107, the total number of transactions 237 people. In the most expensive player signings is to spend € 3,000,000 Pa Luoluo buy from Cesena, cheap soccer jerseys but the biggest cards of the players naturally from Inter Milan [microblogging] Cassano came to the team, the transfer window closes the last moment, Inter Milan midfielder Obi also came to Parma. Of course, this list of 130 people, including a team as well as two teams, in addition to Cassano this summer,. Barcelona je
First Blog
Tonight I am bored. I sit here listening to Pandora and chilling,playing Candy Crush til I just get so sick of it. I am stuck lol. My phone does not ring. There was a time when it did and I just wanted to be left alone. Be careful what you ask for you just might get it. So its Friday, it got here quick. I am happy about it's arrival even if my funds are limited and the rain is a wash out. Its fine. I am desperate for escape and try to escape in my mind. Ok now its bigger lol sheesh why I didnt I figure that out in the first place? Ughh Im pathetic! My eyes are getting heavy,my body is telling me its time to lay down. Sometimes I just really hate gouing to sleep. I should have done something with my life. I could be at karaoke right now. If only I had someone to go with. Too sleepy to keep writing..blahh
First Draft.
My sister told me I should make a list of what I want in a man…I have been thinking about it for a year or so now.  This is my first draft of actually writing about what I want in a man…. Someone that will protect me and back me up. Someone honest, and not afraid to be honest.  Talk to me.  Someone that is not afraid of what they are missing out on, because they are committed to me. Someone that will respect me. Someone kind and patient.  I’d love to find someone that will put up with some of my shit for a change, instead of me just putting up with theirs. –grins- Someone that will take the time to listen to me. Someone romantic , without me having to ask. Someone that makes me laugh. Someone openly affectionate. Someone passionate and open. Someone that will never pull my hands away. Someone that will make me important, a priority, in their life. Someone that will make me feel comfortable with strangers. Someone that will never tell me I say &ld
The First Thing I Ever Wrote For Kelly, 17 Apr 13...
in all my life, i've only once thought these thingsi can't ever be close to anyonei don't ever feel the need to clingbut now i behold your beauty, and the earth revolves around the sunnot even once have i said this thing beforei have never wanted to try so hardin light of that, it means so much moreand so much more my senses jarredi will tell you head to toei will tell you heart and soulas the moon wax and wanesi find myself not new but changedi have opened myself to newer portalsand seen the sunlight shining for me todaysuddenly, i feel that i am immortali can't keep your image at bayi'll never know the reason whyi was meant to read between the linesbut it's all those things i know you'd dothat have me wrapped inside of you
First Blog
add me pls@ fubarI have no idea what Im doin, but Ill learn. Im linking to my first profile, I have no idea what that even means. Was directed to paste in blog. So....now I have a blog, and dont know what to do with it!! Im gonna paste this to the blog, the link and see what happens!! Wish me luck whoever is out there!! lol ;)    
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First Meeting
We meet at the motel, finally meeting after months of chatting, exchanging emails, and occasionally talking on the telephone. We've been wanting to meet for so long that the anticipation has been high and now that we're face to face, it's time to find out if we're as compatible as we think we are. We meet in the parking lot, the friendly greeting kiss turning passionate so naturally as we begin to explore each other's lips. It takes all my self control not to take you right there, the anticipation to meet you having been worth the wait. Somehow we manage to restrain ourselves and check in. The hotel was specifically picked with fun in mind; there is a mini jacuzzi, a king size bed, and a mini fridge, all so that our weekend getaway doesn't need to be interrupted by going out. We bring our bags to the room and no sooner have they hit the floor, we are attacking each other again, this time without any public decency laws to keep us in check. Articles of clothing fly left and right as we
First Blog
ok, done that, now who pays me? :-) hi all, nice to see you're all happy today!  
First Lesbian Exp.
For years now, a group of my friends and I have been getting together once a month to play "Bunco", a friendly dice game. We are all close to the same age and it is really just an excuse to get together, socialize and have some fun with "the girls." One particular evening proved to be a very pleasurable time for myself and my friend Kelly. We are both married and have been good friends for a long time. Several years ago when our children were much younger, the "Bunco Club" was an excuse to get away from our families for an evening. Each of the Bunco Club members would take turns hosting the monthly gathering and come up with different prizes and other fun activities. Husbands and children of the hostess would disappear for the evening so we could talk about anything and everything. Somewhere along the line, we began watching x-rated videos at our Bunco parties. I'm not even sure how that practice got started, but we would watch them, laugh at the poor acting and make co
The First Edition Of Cabbage News
THIS BLOG IS ABOUT ALL THINGS THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THIS CABBAGE GUY RIGHT HERE. THIS IS MY FIRST BLOG SO FORGIVE ME IF IT IS NOT UP TO STANDARDS. I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY RIGHT NOW BUT ONCE I DO THIS BLOG WILL BE GREAT.
Firtst Lady Of Fubar Contest Now Open
First Lady of Fubar Contest start time Sunday nov. 11 @ 12:00 pm central Ending time SaturDay nov. 17 @ 12:00 pm central Prizes 1'st place 7 day blast or 1 month vip 2'nd place 3 day blast 3'rd place 1 day blast comment bombing contest self comment bombing allowed contest entrants Trophy Wife Toastergirl Sweetness RedGurl Horny AngeL Andrea Satin SexyButEviL Chelly Coco chanel Queen of the Concrete Jungle Hearts of Love Perky Lauria
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Fiscais Orientam Comerciantes Sobre Enfeites De Natal Em Sorocaba, Sp
Uma parceria entre a prefeitura de Sorocaba (SP), o Corpo de Bombeiros, a Polícia Militar e a Guarda Municipal fiscalizou as lojas do centro da cidade que vendem enfeites de natal. A principal preocupação das autoridades é com as instalações elétricas, que podem trazer risco à população. Os fiscais orientaram e instruíram comerciantes a não deixarem mercadorias expostas na calçada e a evitar incêndios com a sobrecarga de energia elétrica, incidente muito comum nessa época do ano com o mercado aquecido com as compras de Natal. Uma das preocupações dos fiscais também é a estrutura física de algumas lojas, que são antigas e estão mais propensas a esse tipo de acidente, como mostra a reportagem do Tem Notícias. Os comerciantes foram orientados e a multa para quem não cumprir as normas pode chegar a R$ 2 mil.
Fiscal Cliff Countdown To Catastrophe
COUNTDOWN TO THE FISCAL CLIFF There are just over 40 days to go until the United States reaches the so-called "fiscal cliff" - a string of automatic spending cuts and tax increases that will take place unless US politicians make a deal.  
F Is For.......failure Or.....fuck Up!!!
So, I dropped my college classes today. I swear I feel more retarded by doing that then I think I have ever felt doing anything else. I just feel like I could have been stronger or tried harder, maybe just gone through with the classes and failed miserably then just dop them. I hate being a failure, and disappointing people. I know I have and it kills me to be less than what they think of me. I feel like right now there is a huge F on my forehead that everyone can see, I hate not being good enough or at least adequate. What I dislike more than that is realizing that I am, and I am in soo many areas of my life right now. I never thought I would be where I am right now, I didnt picture this in my life. I expected so much more from myself, I am just this huge let down that disappoints everyone including myself and I hate it. I finally come somewhat closer to achieving my goal of becoming a Teacher and being able to help kids and work with them....my dream, and what do I do? I fuck it up,
F Is For Family Values.
"Family values" was the main issue voters used to decide their choice for president. At least this what the political experts say. I hope not since FV is as clear as mud in defining and putting into action. Family values are defined as issues that support the growth and development of healthy families. Some think this means that FV are anti-gay laws, pro-life laws, pro-religion feelings and anti-big government. While others think FV are anything the government does to help families out with any means necessary. The problem with defining FV is that everyone defines it differently. Also the family structure have changed. The 4-5 person nuclear family has been replaced with families with many children, no children, grandparents raising their grandkids, single moms and dads and extended families living closer together. I think FV shouldn't be anti-gay nor anti-marriage. They should promote the limited usage of abortion and the expansion of adoption. They should support tax relief
Fisherman's Faith
With the power of the ocean An infamous storm about to down my men I see them battle With heroic effort they try to stay alive I can see their last moments of innocence They struggle knuckles bleeding Drenched from an amazing storm No faith trying to win their own battle I come across the water Waves hitting from all sides I walk with a motion that no person can comprehend They have irritated me They yell for me to save them I tell peter to come to me He tells me he cannot I said come to me He comes out the waves furious All men bleeding from their battle He is walking with faith He looks at me The whites of his eyes Get bigger than the sky He starts to go down He yells once more Save me I shake my head Knowing he has no faith Yet he calls to me I grab his arm I pull him up with force never seen I look at him with a fathers anger "ye who has little faith"
Fishing For Crabs
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
The Fishing Trip
If this was a story about an average, everyday, run of the mill fishing trip, I probably wouldn't tell it. It would be boring at the very least. No, my friends this was either the fishing trip from heaven or hell. I'll let you decide which of the two is the best description. I do know I'll never forget it nor would I want too. It began at the local bar I hang out in; it's just down the road from my house. The usual afternoon crowd was seated around the horseshoe shaped bar talking, laughing, and drinking beer for the most part. About ten minutes past the start of happy hour on a warm, bright spring day, I stood just inside the front door letting my eyes adjust to the dimmer light. For those that don't know happy hour starts at four and runs until seven. Fifty-cent draft and dollar long necks keep us coming in every afternoon like clockwork. As my eyes adjust, I look around the bar, yup, sure enough, I know everyone here. Same old shit, different day. The same groups of people sit
The Fishing Trip
"Uncle Bob, will you take us?" Lisa asked. "I'll have to check my very busy schedule and see if I have an open day or two around then." I said as I watched Lisa's face. As the pout started to set in, I laughed. "Yes, I'll take you guys fishing. Anytime you want to go just let me know; I've had more fun today than I've had in a long time. Anyway the scenery here is much more pleasant than in the bar, which is where I'd be if you three hadn't come along." Lisa looked at her two friends. "I feel over dressed for some reason." Saying that, she reached behind her back and unsnapped the top to her bikini. Slipping it off her shoulders and breasts she tucked it into the side of her bikini bottom. With that done, she reached up and rubbed and massaged her large breasts for several seconds. "That feels much better. That material itches like crazy." With another look at her friends and a glance at me, she hooked her thumbs in the waistband of her bottoms and peeled them down and off. Te
Fish With Leeks And Green Onion
Ingredients for fish with leeks: 4 tablespoons olive oil 1 large leek, sliced 4-5 large garlic cloves, sliced thinly 10 green onions, halved lengthwise, cut crosswise into 2-inch pieces 1 cup homemade fish stock (link) or bottled clam juice 4 orange roughy, sea bass, escolar (white tuna), haddock or halibut fillets. Any firm, white-fleshed fish will be great if it is fresh. Chopped fresh Italian parsley Preparation Heat 3 tablespoons oil in heavy large saucepan over medium heat. Add leek and garlic and sauté for 3 minutes. Stir in green onions and stock. Boil until the liquid is reduced to glaze, stirring occasionally, about 8 minutes. Salt and pepper to taste. Heat remaining 2 tablespoons oil in heavy large skillet over medium-high heat. Season the fish with salt and pepper. Add to pan and cook until just cooked through, about 5 minutes per side. Remove the fish to plates. Add onion mixture to cooking pan and heat briefly, then Spoon this mixture over your
Fishing Trip
when my hubby goes fishing I usally just lay out in the sun on the boat while he fishes. but when I seen this pic it made me enjoy fishing lol hope u like...a href="http://commenthole.com" target="_blank"> commenthole.com
A Fish Tale
This is a Lil story about Hannibal The Cannibal Goldfish .. What started out as a Sunny Tuesday afternoon was soon to trun dark and eerie....The Tank was Clean .. the Bubbles were Bubbling .. Food was plentiful .. As Hannibal Swam about his home .. Keeping clear of the Evil Attack fish that learked in the same waters... Hannibal was Quiet .. kept his bubbles to himself.. Until One day .. He had this Horrible Urge to see what this attack was all about .. He decided he was going to Do his own attack . Boy did he ever .. First he pushed all the pretty pink stones to one side of the tank .. as to create a hide out .. he then Decided he should take one last swim circling the tank .. gather his thoughts .. all 3 seconds of them.. while he could .. Then .. He Swam as fast as he could .. his target in sight .. Who would it be ??? It was Pluto The Sucker fish .. tiny in stature .. he knew he was the best target within the tank .. and He struck .. Going after Pluto .. Knowing he could hide h
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Fishy
Fishy Current mood: pissed off Category: Life Sometime's I feel bad for my fish. I mean as far as I know fish don't think about a whole lot although Finding Nemo would have us think otherwise. Which could be the reason I am feeling this way in the first place ( I have a 2 yr old so I have seen this movie like 340 times) I don't think that fish feel pain just from being in a tank. A red-and-blue betta and a plecaustomus (?) are the lucky inhabitants of my particular tank. Its the only mix I could find that would actually co-exist peacefully. The tank is more than enough room for them. I wonder though in nature how far one fish travels in its life. I wonder if it is cruel to the fish to keep it confined in the tank. It doesnt ever in its life see a real blue ocean, sea, pond, or puddle. The only blue water it has probably ever been in is that shitty toilet bowl blue stuff that you see them all lined up in at wal-mart. Half of them don't even make it out of those sad little cu
Fishing
well been sick for 2 weeks so i went fishing insted of going hunting. caught alot of big catfish and a bunch of nice size bass. 4 and 5 pounders. hope to get back in the woods soon. but then with another 2 months left on the season im sure i'll get some.
Fishin With Dad
I remember my dad waking me up at 4 o'clock. Barely getting up with my eyes half shut, Getting ready and packing up dad's truck, Hoping to catch some fish down at the dock. Driving to the lake and still dark, Watching dad drive and listening to my dogs bark. Thinking this time I'll make my mark, And just hoping to catch the big one. On the boat driving around, Knowing I wont be leaving with a frown. Cause I'm with dad and he knows best, Because he's wearing his famous fishing vest. Tying the hooks on my line. Too bad this pole isn't mine. Dad said he'll buy me one when I'm older And just a little more bolder. I love my daddy so much And I know he loves me too. His love for me is stronger than glue, And that is why I wrote this for you. Dad if you are listening I love you so. You are the reason why I glow.
Fishing
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit."
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Fishing For More
Life is blah, it was great, then blah again, why? I'm not really sure. Updates will come as I understand it myself. I don't know most of my....what 600ish friends very well but I like toi drop lines from time to time, here's just such a line. I'll call it an opening. If ya wanna know me more or have me know you more, drop me a line and I'll hit ya back, pure and simple. We'll call this one....fishing for more...Toodles
Fish Aquariums!!
I just got my "big Christmas present" - a 55 gallon aquarium and stand and all the goodies that go inside of it. So I get to spend a week setting it up and cycling it so all the good bacteria gets in place and then in a week I will fill it with probably 8-10 African Cichlids - beautiful fish. Anyone else have some really nice aquariums? I have 3 10-gallon tanks now that are "Molly tanks", but I wanted to go pure freshwater with the "big aquarium".
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Fishin
A guy is 81 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said, "Are you talking to me?" The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll then give you more sexual pleasure that you ever could have dreamed of." The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket. Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like you have never had." He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
Fishnet Stockings
Last night I met a guy's mom for the first time. I was wearing jeans heels and fishnets. It didn't occur to me that this might be a bad idea.
Fishing Trip
This man and his son went on a fishing trip out on the lake. After they had been out there a while, the dad reached in the cooler and pulled out a beer. The son asked,"Daddy can i have a sip?" The dad ask,"Can you touch you dick to your butthole?" The son said, "No." Later the dad pulled out a fatty and lit it up. The son asks, "Dad, can i have a hit?" The dad asked, "Can you touch your dick to your butthole?" The boy said, "No." Later the son pulled out some homemade cookies, and the dad asked, "Son, hand me one of those cookies." The boy asked, "Can you touch your dick to your butthole?" The dad replied, "As a matter of fact i can." The son said, "Good. Then go fuck yourself, Granny made these cookies for me."
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Fishing With Grandpa
Little Johnny and his grandfather have gone fishing. After a while grandpa gets thirsty and opens up his cooler for some beer. Little Johnny asks, "Grandpa can I have some beer too?" "Can you stick your penis in your asshole?" grandpa asked back. "No" "Well, than your not big enough" Granpa then takes out a cigarette and lights up. Little Johnny sees this and asks for a cigarette. "Can you stick your penis in your asshole?" grandpa asked again. "No" "Well, than your not big enough" Little Johnny gets upset and pulls out some cookies. His grandfather says, "Hey, those cookies look good, can I have some?" Little Johnny asks, "Can you stick your penis in your asshole?" Grandpa looks at Johnny and senses his trick so he says, "Well of course I can, I'm big enough." Little Johnny then says, "Well, then go fuck yourself, these are my cookies"
Fishing
> Subject: Gone Fishing > > > Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an > he done run outta night crawlers. > > > He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit > a big frog in his mouf. > > > He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he > decides to steal dat froggie. > > > Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin, > so Boudreaux had to be real careful or he'd get bit. > > > He snuk up behine de snake and grabbed him roun de > haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. > > He squirmed and wrapped hisself roun Boudreaux's > arm try'n to get hisself free. But Boudreaux, him, > hada real good grip on his haid, yeh. > > > > Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de > frog and puts it in his bait can. > > > > Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat > snake or he's gonna bite him good, but he had a > plan. > > > > He reach into de back pocket of his bib overhauls > and
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A Fishing Rod
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice. When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: "There are no fish in there". So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish in there. So she moves again, and the voice tells her there are no fish in there. So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her. "How do you know there are no fish there?" asks the blonde. So the man cooly says "Well first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you're going to have to pay for those holes." F
Fish!
I have a male blue gourami named Llyr, a female yellow gourami named Brigit, and a plecostamous named Gwyn App Nudd. If you're curious: Llyr ("leer") is a Celtic God of the sea, Brigit ("breet") is a Celtic Goddess of fire and the hearth, and Gwyn App Nudd ("gwin ap neeth") is a Celtic God of the underworld (get it? he's a bottom feeder!) Yeah, anyway, I hope they live...
Fishing...
> Subject: Pet Fish > > > A Texas redneck was stopped by a game warden in > East Texas recently with two ice chests of fish, > leaving a river well known for its fishing. The game > warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to > catch those fish?" "Naw, my friend, I ain't got no > license. These here are my pet fish." > "Pet fish?" > "Yep. Every night I take these fish down to > the river and let 'em swim' round for a while. Then > I whistle and they jump right back into this ice > chest and I take 'em home." > "That's a bunch of bull! Fish can't do > that!" > The redneck looked at the game warden for > a moment and then said, "It's the truth. I'll show > you. It really works." > "Okay, I've GOT to see this!" > The redneck poured the fish into the river > and stood and waited. After several minutes, the > game warden turned to him and said, "Well?" "Well, > what?" said the redneck. >
Fishing
I've had a long ass day of fishing. I mean damn. I was out from 7:30 a.m. to 3:45. Only a single bite on my lines all damn day. Haggard. My bro caught himself a couple sunfish and a huge ass bass. Fucker had to be like 15 inches. put up this gnarly fight. He got it to shore but the damn thing snapped the line before we could net it. Intense.
Fishy...
All hell will break loose tonight. I do believe my husband is hiding money or spending it and leaving bills unpaid. I'm pissed!
Fish Stick Dicks
Fucky Fucky Me So Lucky Farts that smell like gouda Butt Juice Stain Poopin With A Cane Crooked penis drippin Fish Stick Dicks Large Girl Fits Slam the door ya nInJa! Phone Recieva Hangin By A Weina "I'm gonna kill you all!"
Fish Stick Dicks.
a poem by Mel: Fucky Fucky Me So Lucky Farts that smell like gouda Butt Juice Stain Poopin With A Cane Crooked penis drippin Fish Stick Dicks Large Girl Fits Slam the door ya nInJa! Phone Recieva Hangin By A Weina "I'm gonna kill you all!"
Fish Sticks
Fish Sticks One day a little boy walked in on his parents doing it and asked what they were doing. The parents' reply was that they were making fish sticks. So the little boy left it at that. A few nights later the little boy walks in on them again, and this time he asks, "Are you making fish sticks again?" The parents both reply yes. The boy remarks, "Well, mom, you have a little tartar sauce on your mouth."
The Fisherman And His Wife
There was once upon a time a fisherman who lived with his wife in a pig-stye close by the sea, and every day he went out fishing. And he fished, and he fished. And once he was sitting with his rod, looking at the clear water, and he sat and he sat. Then his line suddenly went down, far down below, and when he drew it up again, he brought out a large flounder. Then the flounder said to him, hark, you fisherman, I pray you, let me live, I am no flounder really, but an enchanted prince. What good will it do you to kill me. I should not be good to eat, put me in the water again, and let me go. Come, said the fisherman, there is no need for so many words about it - a fish that can talk I should certainly let go, anyhow. And with that he put him back again into the clear water, and the flounder went to the bottom, leaving a long streak of blood behind him. Then the fisherman got up and went home to his wife in the pig-stye. Husband, said the woman, have you caught nothing to-day. No, said
Fishtank
- Get Your Own
Fish-broccoli Rolls In Wine Sauce
Fish-Broccoli Rolls in Wine Sauce Here's a light and healthy main dish that you're sure to love. The subtle yet flavorful sauce, which blends white wine, lemon, capers and Dijon mustard, is fabulous with virtually any kind of mild white fish. Credit: Living Principal by Victoria Principal Servings: 2 Ingredients: Sauce * 1/3 cup water * 1/4 cup dry white wine * 1/4 cup bottled white grape juice * 1 1/2 tablespoon lemon juice * 1/2 tablespoon plus 1/2 teaspoon Dijon mustard * 1 teaspoon coarsely chopped capers, drained * 1/4 teaspoon onion powder * 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder * 1 bay leaf * 1/3 cup chopped scallions Rolls * 2 fillets of sole, 3 to 4 ounces each * 4 broccoli spears, bottoms cut off * 4 lemon slices for garnish Directions: Combine all the sauce ingredients except the scallions in a skillet. Cook over medium heat, stirring frequently, until thickened. Stir in the scallions.
Fishing My Life ,away From The Ct.
Well last Weekend was my last Icefishing Trip,for 2007.Them Big Ole Pike + Musky will just have to wait for another yr.As it was a Fairly Disappointed Lunker Season.Tomorrow out with the Rods as we Chase The Salmon + Trout for another Hopefully Awesome Season.An Next Saturday the Res.Should open to Chase the Lunker Lakers,that seem to elude me as well lately.Have a few things to do around the house,chore wise.Must set up a couple Rods.pack etc.Before my Friend Corey picks me up tonight.I might be online on his Comp.tonight,as I must set him up with a good Virus Protection>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. I'd like to Thank Everyone whom is Voteing for me.I Love you all.You are all so Kind.I believe my first contest seems to be going well.I Hope.No matter who Wins,though I will be disappointed if I don't Place.It's not wether u Win or Loose it's about Good Sportsmenship. + Showing the Love,The CT Love.
Fishing
A man woke up one morning to find his wife in a skimpy negligee,standing by the bed with a velvet rope in her hand. She purrrred at him,"tie me up and you can do anything you like." So he did.Then he went fishing.
Fishing Gone Bad
The rapidly increasing distribution of viral hemorrhagic septicemia virus (VHSv) in Michigan waters is forcing the Department of Natural Resources (DNR) to place a one-year moratorium on walleye, northern pike and muskie production and stocking. Officials hope the move will help ensure the disease is not inadvertently spread by DNR activities, and to protect the state's fish hatchery system. "All of the DNR's egg sources for walleyes and one key source for northern pike are from Great Lakes waters that are, or are highly likely to be, infected with VHSv," says Kelley Smith, chief of the DNR Fisheries Division. "Muskellunge egg sources, as well as two other sources for northern pike are located in very high risk waters, based on our understanding of the movement of baitfish around the state, as well as the amount of recreational and angler boat traffic between those waters and the Great Lakes." Smith says that currently it is not known whether eggs from these species of fish can be
Fishing Tip
Recycled Plastic When hook tears make your plastic worms no longer usable Texas-style, cut the mangled heads off and use the bodies as trailers on spinnerbaits. If you’re fishing straight-tail worms, split the tail in half lengthwise to get more action.
The Fish
Today I had to go to walmart ughh . Anyway I bought a beta for my 3yr . when we got home we treated the water and put him in his new home. I fed the fish and then went into the kitchen to clean up the mess I made washing the rocks. I turned around and my son poured all the food in the small tank. I had to reclean the tank. A few mints later my son sticks his hand in the tank.I told him he was going to kill the fish he started screaming saying im sorry. We'll then a hour later he goes and puts a wipe in the tank trying to clean it. So I had to clean the tank again and then dropped the fish down the sink eeekk i know. Anyways the fish is in his tank alive and my son is asleep. Now I'm just wondering if the fish will make it till tommorow. Fish don't have 9 lives like cats.
Fishing Tip #2
Crazy Legs Worms, grubs, tubes and other plastics will produce more action if you give them legs. Use a knife or scissors to cut a rubber band once (to break the loop) and thread it through the eye of a light-wire hook. Run the hook crosswise through the body of the plastic, then take the hook out, leaving equal lengths of rubber “leg” dangling on each side of the bait. This tip also works great with the flashy tinsel used to trim Christmas trees.
Fishes Gone Wild
Jumping FishAdd to My Profile | More Videos OMG...hahahahaha Now this is my kind of fishing. ~~Spanky~~
Fishing
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following Conversation took place: First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool." Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?" Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her ass and said: "Fishing or Sex?" and she said: "Wear sun-block"
Fishing Tip
Quick Dry Plastic utility boxes are great for storing tackle, except when they get wet. Moisture from accidental dunkings, rain and wet lures quickly rusts hooks and other metal hardware. I beat the problem by drilling ¼-inch holes into the top, sides and bottom of each of my boxes. Now they’re self-draining and quick-drying. — Member Nick Farafontoff, El Dorado Hills, California
Fishing!!
I CAUGHT A 26 INCH CARP THIS MORNING/LAST NIGHT!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!! Looking at prices to get it mounted.
Fish Fillet En Papillote
Sliced mushrooms 3/4 lb. fish fillets, any type Chopped fresh tomatoes Chopped green onion Seasonings, your choice Herbs, your choice Sliver of butter Splash of dry white wine Paper wrap or foil Place on the wrapping a bed of sliced mushrooms and the fish fillets. Cover with chopped tomatoes, onions, seasonings, herbs, butter, and wine. Secure wrapping and place on ungreased baking sheet. Bake at 400 degrees for 15-20 minutes or until fish flakes when tested. Serves 2.
Fishing In A Dry Pond
so fucking sick of the dating scene its so bleak and boring no bites like fishing in a dry pond sombody please rekindle my love for women
Fish Fancy
I wrote this about a year ago... He came to the pet store and picked me out and told me I was beautiful. I thought he would put me in a tank and take care of me. I get fed, but he only gives me enough water to just survive. He takes me out of the bowl every now and then to look at me and he just can't decide if he wants to keep me. If he loved me he would take care of me and put me in plenty of water and filter it so I could breath. Or, he would take me back to the store and let me live there or go home with someone else who would love me. But instead, he keeps taking me out of the bowl and surveying me while he watches me die, just to put me back into the muck at the last minute with just enough water to survive. It's dirty water, and it's a small, uncomfortable bowl, and I'm tired, and I just want him to decide to love me, and take care of me...or LET ME GO!!
Fishing
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish when they realize that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?" Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or sex?" and she said, "Wear sun-block."
Fishing Story
Subject: Fishing A man was fishing offshore in beautiful conditions. His first drop began with a 65 lb Kingfish and the second produced a 20 lb snapper. On the third drop he had just scored his first ever Yellowfin tuna when his mobile phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition in the intensive care unit. The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that the he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever fishing trip. He decided to get in a couple of more drifts before heading to the hospital. He ended up catching several personal bests, and all in all, had his best days fishing by far. He was jubilant.... Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition. The doctor glared at him and shoute
Fisherman Catches Piranha In N.c. River
Fisherman Catches Piranha In N.C. River WNCN-TV MOUNT HOLLY, N.C. (AP) -- A fisherman looking to catch a catfish for dinner instead reeled in a fish that glared its teeth and bit his knife. Discuss This StoryJerry Melton, 46, was fishing in the Catawba River last week when he caught what state wildlife officials later identified as a piranha, a South American carnivorous fish that lives in freshwater."When I got it on the bank I didn't really know what it was; I hadn't seen anything like it before," Melton said.When Melton opened the fish's mouth with a pocketknife, he said the fish bit down and left an impression on the blade.Wildlife officials told Melton on Saturday that he caught a 1 pound, 4 ounce piranha that was probably dumped in the river. Melton was fishing in Mount Holly, a town northwest of Charlotte.The catch highlights the growing problem of people keeping exotic animals and fish as pets and later dumping them into local waters, said Paul Barrington, an ichthyologist
Fishing Photos From July 8, 07 From This Ma.,it's Sweet.
July 8,2007.4lb.9 oz.Lake Trout,Unofficial Scale.I thought it was 5+ lbs. Releasing it back to grow to Lunker Size.Biggest of the Yr. for me. This Fish Spooled me took me 15 minutes to land.Had to Reel in from 70' of water.6lb.Mono.9 1/2' med.Salmon Rod,Okuma 9 Bearing Reel.Next time will send them in as Mobil. All an All,Turn'd out to be a Great Weekend.Now Time to Injoy the Company of my Awesome Kingdom Fam.An Show Kindness towards them.So Greatful to have my Precious Friends mostly from the Kingdom.Hugs + Peace.
Fish For 2
2 (8-oz.) grouper OR halibut fillets 2 tbsp. butter or margarine, melted 2 tbsp. lemon juice 1/8 tsp. lemon-pepper seasoning 1/4 tsp. garlic salt Paprika 1 green onion, sliced 1 tbsp. chopped fresh parsley Garnish: Lemon wedges Place fish fillets in a lightly greased 13x9-in. baking pan. Pour melted butter and lemon juice over fish; sprinkle lemon-pepper seasoning and next 4 ingredients evenly over fish. Bake at 350ºF. for 20 to 25 minutes. Then broil 3 to 5 minutes or until fish is lightly browned and flakes easily when tested with a fork. Garnish, if desired. Yield: 2 servings.
Fishing In A Thunder And Lighting Storm
Well today I went fishing up buy keini
Fisher-price Toys With Lead Paint Hazard Recall
RECALL INFOhttp://www.service.mattel.com/us/recall/39054_IVR.asp?prod= Fisher-Price, in cooperation with the United States Consumer Product Safety Commission is voluntarily recalling a limited number of Nickelodeon and Sesame Street painted toys produced by one specific contract manufacturer during a narrow timeframe. The recalled products were sold in retail stores nationwide since May 1, 2007. Paint on some of these products COULD contain lead in excess of permissible levels. see link to view the toys included!! RECALL INFOhttp://www.service.mattel.com/us/recall/39054_IVR.asp?prod=
Fisher-price Recalling Almost A Million Toys
NBC News video Fisher-Price toys from China recalled Aug. 2: Some popular toys are now considered health risks for kids. NBC's John Yang reports. Today show ConsumerMan Send Herb Weisbaum an e-mail and he may answer your issue in his upcoming column on msnbc.com. Send an e-mail | ConsumerMan home 10 Tips Got your own favorite tips? Or do you have a question? Send them to MSNBC.com columnist Laura T. Coffey. Send an e-mail | 10 Tips home Related Stories | What's this? List of toys included in Fisher-Price recall RC2 expects $4M charge in 2Q for toy recall Most Popular • Most Viewed • Top Rated • Most E-mailed Minneapolis bridge collapse recovery stalls Vets set to put down seven-legged lamb Court rules against homeowners in Katrina case Bridge collapse in Minneapolis In the shadow of justice: The Palladium murder Most viewed on MSNBC.com U.N.: Congo women face sexual atrocities Taking Aim at D.C.’s Gun La
Fishing
The Fishing Trip From Hell
Ok, so we all started out at 4am...8 people in a little SUV, a little cramped but spirts were up. About an hour and a half later we arrived in Fortescue, NJ. Ready to hop on the boats we reserved and start the party back up. HMMM, first problem, they don't rent fishing poles and between 8 people we had only brought one. Second problem, the owner didn't like us because we were tattooed, loud and obnoxious and decided to refund our money (a plus) and send us packing. Ok, shit happens, we tryed to find another company to rent to us with no avail...finally we ended up 10 miles down the road renting little wooden crabbing boats. We had to get 2 and split the party 4 and 4. Of course I get on the boat with captain control freak. I decided to jump off the boat and swim because there were no crabs in New Fricken Jersey any bigger than mosquitoes. Dumb move. There was no step or ladder to get back on the boat and captain control freak is more of a woman than I am and can't help me get ba
Fish Heads -- Barnes And Barnes (dr Demento Hit)
Fishing Or Sex
Fishing or sex? First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I'd paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: "That's nothing.? I had to promise my wife that I'd build her a new deck for the pool." Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy!?? I had to promise my wife that I'd remodel the kitchen for her." They continued to fish until they realized that the fourth guy hasn't said a word.? The first three guys asked him, "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?" Fourth guy: "I set my alarm for 5:30 am.? When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said, 'Fishing or Sex?' And she said, "Wear sun-block."
Fish With Creole Shrimp
Use orange roughy, catfish, or haddock in this recipe. INGREDIENTS: * Shrimp Sauce: * 1 tablespoon vegetable oil * 1/4 cup green onion, sliced * 1 clove garlic, minced * 1 can (14.5 ounces) diced tomatoes * 1/4 cup chili sauce * 1 cup chopped green pepper * 1 teaspoon sugar * 1/4 teaspoon dried thyme leaves * 1/8 teaspoon ground cayenne pepper * 16 ounces large cooked shrimp, (1 1/2 cups) * . * Fish * 2 tablespoons butter * 6 orange roughy fillets, thawed if frozen, or use catfish or haddock fillets * salt * 2 tablespoons lemon juice PREPARATION: In large skillet, saute onions and garlic in oil until tender. Stir in diced tomatoes, chili sauce, green pepper, sugar, thyme, and the cayenne pepper. Simmer mixture for 15 minutes, stirring occasionally.Stir in shrimp; simmer 5 minutes longer. Heat oven to 450°. Melt the 2 tablespoons of butter in a 13x9x2-inch baking pan. Place fish in melted butter,
Fishing Story
A guy who lives at Lake Conroe (50 miles north of Houston ) saw a ball bouncing around kind of strangely in the lake and went to investigate. It turned out to be a flathead catfish who had obviously tried to swallow a basketball which became stuck in its mouth!! The fish was totally exhausted from trying to dive, but unable to because the ball would always bring him back up to the surface. The guy tried numerous times to get the ball out, but was unsuccessful. He finally had his wife cut the ball in order to deflate it and release the hungry catfish . You probably wouldn't have believed this, if you hadn't seen the following picture... Be kinder than necessary. 'Cause everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle!!!!!!!
Fishing With My Nephews
It was going to be a quick time on the lake. Or so we thought. What began as an expected 1 hour trip to the lake with the boys turned into four hours I will never forget. The cost was a sunburn that leaves me looking like a red raccoon with white mask. My nephews had the fishing day of their young lives. A day they will likely remember for a long time. We got on Saylorville Reservoir and the boys were getting their first experience of trolling at 3 & 4, nearly 5 years old, white twister tils on their lines. We don't make it 100 feet and they have hybrid striped bass (wipers) on the line. Maybe 6" long the buys are excited. Then my line just about gets ripped out of my hand. There is a 18 minute fight to land it: 37" muskie, lands right in the cradle. They got to see their first "toothy critter" and while one is a little timid at seeing this fish that is taller and heavier than he is, the younger one walks over to pet the fishy. And the day went on like that. The contest was on. W
A Fish I Wish
Oh how I wish I was a fish to swim in the deep blue sea. I would swim up and down and all around in laps of two or three. There would be no rules to follow,all fun down here. On land rules are trouble,a real pain in the rear. Humans are not wanted down here and for them you must always look. For they only want to see us fish dangling from their hook. A sea full of wonder,yes that's the life for me. Oh how I wish to be a fish. Oh my Mind is just to full today
Fish Fun
Tish wished with a dish for a fish on her fishy wish dish the fish slipslop flipflopped back into the swishy swoshy wishy washy waves This tongue twister is simple, hopefully you can do it.
Fishing With My Grandpa
Fishing With My Grandpa My Grandpa and I did a lot of things together. But fishing with my Grandpa was the best ever. I loved going to the river when the sky is all blue. I love riding in my Grandpa's van too. The last trip to the river, I do really miss. But I know Grandpa is with GOD catching fish. Love and miss you Grandpa, Sean Bates
Fish
friends and family are like fish they stink after 3 days
Fish Jumps Out Of His Fish Bowl
so after a long days work of cooking, cleaning, taking care of the kids, what could be more exciting than my 6 yr old daughters fish she named andy acting as though he is nemo and jumps out ofhis fish bowl.I mean seriously i swear he knoked thetop of the tankoff and everythingand there was lil andy laying on her dresser and get this the fish is still alive and it still trying to escape, my lord i never it made my whole night. what a crazy night.
Fishies In The Sea: Single Life
So, I've been out in the sea, fishing for about 9 months now. I caught a decent one, but he bit me, so I had to throw him back. Annnd, there was that funny looking one. I couldn't even touch it, but my brother liked him an awful lot. Oh, and that one from the city. Wiggled right out of my grasp. So, I'm not an expert fisher, as you can see. I was out of the game for almost 3 years, and this shit isn't like riding a bike, okay? My singleness aura has been giving off alot of vibes, and my poor little sailboat has been swamped by these little fishies. (Yes, I said fishies.) Problem is, some of the fish are married, and others are just pure bred slut fish. I could just use a net, and hook a shit load of 'em at once, but it's soo much trouble too have all those fishies onboard, flopping around, gettin' in the way of every day life and whatnot. It's easier to cast your line and wait for the right one to bite. Patience, however, is not one of my virtues. And it's kindda lonely on this boat. T
5 Fish Are Deadly, 3 Will Help Your Heart
Health authorities are encouraging us to eat more fish. There is good reason. Higher intakes of omega-3 oils, the healthy oil found in seafood, have been associated with dramatic reductions in cardiac deaths, ischemic strokes, cancers, arthritic pain and disability, as well as acting as a powerful protectant for the brain. But many fish are also high in mercury, which is one of the most poisonous metals in existence, as well PCBs, dioxins, pesticides and herbicides. So, is it really safe to eat more fish, and if so, which fish are safe? This, in essence, is the dilemma for the general public and a significant number of scientists as well. The EPA (which regulates fish from sports fishing) and the FDA (which regulates commercial seafood) have set limits for “safe” mercury levels in seafood, but they do not share their concerns about contaminants with the general public through the media or public alerts. The reason is they are treading a thin line of trying to protect the public
"fish, Fishing"
Freud held that small fish represented the male semen. Medium-sized fish (logically enough) were children. Fishing poles were a symbol of the phallus. Other dreams about fishing may resolve around seeking provision for your needs in life, desiring to find something that seems below the surface, or looking for primordial instincts, if Darwinism is your worldview of choice. To dream of fish may simply be a dream of nourishment, or lack thereof. It may also point to a sense of adventure or travel.
Fish Lives In Log Breathe Air
A tiny western Atlantic fish does something never before seen: It makes like a bird, living in mangrove wood for months at a time. A team of U.S. and English scientists accidentally discovered the unique behavior, which they call "logpacking," during recent excursions to Belize and Florida. They were studying how the mangrove rivulus—an animal already infamous for its bizarre sexual behavior—survived the frequent dry spells that strike its swampy forest habitat. "One of us kicked at a log, which broke apart and out came the fish!" said team leader Scott Taylor of Brevard County, Florida's Environmentally Endangered Lands Program. Log-Dwelling Fish The mangrove rivulus, also known as the mangrove killifish, is native to the Americas and is about two inches (five centimeters) long. The fish has long been studied for its many unique features. It's the only vertebrate known to naturally self-fertilize, for example. In some populations, it can become a hermaphrodite, developing both male an
Fishing
To all fishermen out there weather you fish fresh water or salt water please join my fishing lounge, just click on fishing lounge onmy profile Thanks!
Fish
Fish in the water fish swimming so nice and happy who knows what they think?
Fishing
Dear Dr. Phil, When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favourite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam, the shop owner, who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said, the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us, but she always complains that I spend too much time fishing. A few weeks ago, Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she ju
Fishing
It started with you and I fishing (can't tell ya where, so don't ask). It was just you and I there at this beautiful lake. Beautiful and quiet. And it was early. Before the sun came up early. It's dark, but the moon was still out and we were able to see eachother. It's you and I standing side by side, each of us holding our poles and occasionally casting glances at eachother but trying not to let the other see. Then it happened. There was a tug on my pole. I yelped and reeled it in. I asked you to take it off the hook and throw it back. And you did. Then you turned. And our eyes met. And held. I leaned in as you did, and our mouths met. Slowly. Gently lips met. Slowly separated and met again. I could feel your hands come up to my waist as I reached up wrap my arms around your neck. The kiss deepened. Tongues met and danced around eachother. I stepped closer. You grabbed tighter. Our mouths separated. But we didn't. Slowly you trailed soft kisses from my mouth down my neck. You bit.
Fishing
i like to fish but i have no one to fish with so come and fish with me
Fish Sticks
ONE DAY A LITTLE BOY WALKS IN ON HIS PARENTS DOING IT AND ASKED WHAT WERE THEY DOING. THE PARENTS REPLY THEY WERE MAKING FISH STICKS. SO THE LITTLE BOY LEFT IT AT THAT. A FEW NIGHTS LATER THE LITTLE BOY WALKS IN ON THEM AGAIN AND THIS TIME HE ASKED ARE YOU MAKING FISH STICKS AGAIN? THE PARENTS BOTH REPLY YES. THE BOY REMARKS WELL MOM YOU HAVE A LITTLE TARTAR SAUCE ON YOUR MOUTH.
The Fishies
There once was a fish, who swam in the sea, A lonely fish, as lonely as can be. One day, this fish did see, Another fish who swam in the sea. “Hi there fish, will you come swim with me? I’m kind of lonely, lonely as can be.” ”Of course,” said the fish “that sounds like fun to me” So the two fish went off to swim in the sea. They swam and they swam and had lots of fun Until they noticed that the day was done. The fish asked “will you come back another day? Meet me here so we can swim and play?” So each day, those two fishes would meet To swim and to play, it was such a treat! “Is this still fun?” asked the fish one day, “Do you still like when we swim and play?” “Of course, silly” she started to say. “I love swimming with you every day!” He splashed and splashed and shouted with glee “I’m the happiest fish in the whole, entire sea!” The sea is big and has lots of fish that can swim, But there was only one fish that was important to him. He’d found
Fish Oil...
It is supposed to be oh so good for you right??? Driving home today, a GNC bottle fell into the foothold area of the front seat area. Catching it in the nick of time before it got away, I looked at the labeling really quickly thinking it was an old Melantonin bottle (that I am currently using for spare change) and thinking maybe I should stop at the GNC store today to pick up some more. When I looked at the bottle, it said FISH OIL. Oh nooooo, I thought. I remember. I had been taking fish oil with each meal for about 3-4 months in a row. Suddenly I began to see my cats take a special interest in licking my skin with their sandpaper tongues. When I realized what the potential cause was, I quit taking the fish oil for fear of my cats begin to be carnivorous and the fish oil was merely like spreading butter on bread -- adding a bit of tasty to the product. LOL.... I put my coin filled fish oil cannister back into the middle hump of the car where it should be kept. I
Fishing Logging Tool!
I just finished a fishing job on Paterson Rig #627 for a logging tool. My hats off to all the crews on that rig. 6 days tripping pipe and these guys maintained a great attitude the entire time even though Baker Atlas supplied us with all the WRONG information. These guys attention to detail and dedication to safety is one to be followed by all. It has been a long long time, since I had the pleasure of fishing on a rig where ALL the crews are professional ROUGHNECKS. In todays oilfield, 99.9% of the rigs are crewed up by a lot of worms that think they know something. The new wave roughnecks are out there making em bite, but don't want to learn anything. Time will tell. Check out the pics of the boys on Patterson #627.
Fish Story
FISH STORY ....... A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those fish? 'Naw, sir', replied the redneck. 'I ain't got no fishin' license But you gotta understand something: these fish here are my pet fish.' 'Pet fish?' 'Yeah. Every night, I takes these fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jumps right back into the ice chests here and I takes 'em home.' 'That's a bunch of horse crap! Fish can't do that.' The redneck looked at the game warden intently for a moment and then said, 'I swear it's the truth, Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.' 'O.K.,' said the warden. 'I've got to see this stuff!' The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the warden said, 'Well?'
Fishermans Day
WHEN FISHERMAN GOES TO SEA THEY TAKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD WITH THEM. THEY BARE THE RESPONSABILITIESOF THE SAFETY FOR ALL WHO GO WITH THEM. THEY CARRY THE HEARTS OF THOSE THEY LEAVE BEHIND WITH THEM. WHILE THEY ARE OUT CATCHING THEIR SHARE OF FISHERMANS GOLD THEY WONDER IF IT'S ENOUGH. THEY PRAY FOR DIRECTIONS. THEY PRAY FOR FULL LOADS OF FISHERMANS GOLD. THEY PRAY FOR SAFE PASSAGE. THEY PRAY THAT THEIR LOVED ONES WILL BE WAITING TO GREET THEM AT THE END OF THE RUN. THE BEST THINGS IN A FISHERMANS DAY ARE: HAVING A GREAT CREW HAVING A BOUNTIFUL CATCH HAVING A SAFE JOURNEY OUT & BACK HAVING NO BREAKAGE OF EQUIPMENT MOST IMPORTANTLY, THEY HAVE THE LOVE OF THEIR FAMILY WITH THEM WHILE OUT AND THE SMILES AND HUGS WHEN THEY GET BACK...... THIS IS WHAT MAKES THE "FISHERMANS DAY"
A Fishing Lure
A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods. The Game Warden was hot on his heels. After about a half mile, the young man stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath, so the Game Warden finally caught up to him. "Let's see yer fishin' license, Boy!" The Warden gasped. With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license. "Well, son,” said the Game Warden. "You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!" "Yes, sir,” replied the young guy. "But my friend back there, well, he don't have one."
The Fisherman?
The sun's rays come calling Foreclosing on winter's frost The sounds of life awaken With the return of a season lost Water lapping upon the shore Shrouded by a misty fog Nightcrawlers peeking out From beneath a dew drenched log Cloaked by dense green tules In a boat solely manned I am the stealthy fisherman My rod and reel in hand I can feel you gently biting Nibbling my tasty treat You strike with such accuracy Then wisely you retreat Hunger over powers caution Snap! secured upon my hook Let the scrimmage begin Penance for the bait you took Twisting, flopping. fighting As I draw you to the shore Your tenacity exudes maturity You’ve played this game before A desperate attempt at freedom From your watery den you bound Good lord I’ve caught Old Bassy Your reputation is renowned Fret not my aquatic friend Your legacy is safe with me A quick snip of my line I most graciously set you free Surely I will tell this story But much to my dismay
A Fishy Story
A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week." "This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas." The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says, "Yes! Lot's of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?" I did, they're in your tackle box.
Fishinrod's Birthday! :d
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Fishing
At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to his fishing boat on the river and started out on their adventure. They were riding down the river when there was a Fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, 'Do you want to go up or down?' All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man Right there in the boat ! When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years. They fished for a while and continued on down the River, when soon they came upon another fork in the River. He again asked the lady, 'Up or down ? 'There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate love to him again. This real
Fishing Trip
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.' Second guy: 'That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.' Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.' They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him, 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?' Fourth guy: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said: 'Fishing or Sex? She said: 'Wear sun-block
Fish Net Flame
This BBMILF has a fishy fire between your legs that has made me HOT deep between my legs. Won't you CUM with me and build it up and squirt it out? Don't leave me cold. CUM join me and I'll get even Hotter and Hornier. CUM visit my members SEXtion and join in the sexy fun. On the sexy fun SEXtion you will see closeups of my cunt, tits, feet, and ass. You will also see fishnet thigh high, heels, sheer and lace babydoll. There is over 2050 photos and 14 video clips in the members SEXtion. Check out my newest video "Blow Job, Tits, and CUM". It is over 11 minutes of me giving a blow job, getting tittie fucked, and cum all over my tits. XOXO Love XOXO Exotic Flame -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame http://www.southern-charms4.com/exoticflame/main.htm
The Fish
Ok,so i brought this fish home from my friends house last night. It had been living in it's own happy little world for about 3 weeks in a beta tank(beta died)or maybe it was longer.Anyway,I bring the poor thing in the house with me and dump his happy ass in the tank.Here is where is all goes so wrong. 1. I didn't really think about it's size compared to my Oscars.2.I turned the light on when I dumped him in the tank.next thing I know that poor fish is in the smaller of the two Oscars mouth. I am thinking to myself at this point "holy shit! what am I going to do?" She spit him out. I am thinking "ok,this i a good thing,she didn't like the taste of him". He took off and found somewhere to hide.Apparently,he didn't hide well enough.I gotta get the rest of him out of the tank.Not sure if I should feel bad or not,ok,I do,but this is all my friends fault dammit! She could have kept him. That's right I am putting the blame on her! :)
Fishing For Memories
And, yet again, life and angling collide on a highway paved with dreams, where some dreams lie between the white lines and others way off course. Fishing to live and living to fish are two parallels by which a special group of society lives. What this group finds in life often is reflected in fishing. And what this group finds in fishing often is mirrored in life. You've read the stories, listened to the stories and, maybe on occasion, have observed yourself in a moment where the struggles of life are defined and defused over a tightened fishing line (or even more defined over a line that goes slack). I have witnessed and observed the unique relationship of fishing and life as six anglers from Durham have resigned themselves to actors on the stage of life with the script written through fishing. This group, that represents the Durham based boat, Reel Time, is no different than you or I, in our angling pursuits. The group has goals, aspirations, and achievements it wishes to ac
Fishnet Masturbation
Fishnet Masturbation CUM watch as I squirt for you in a hot pink fishnet body suit. You got me so hot I just had to put on this light outfit for you and squirt on your burning desire. There is over 60 pictures and 5 video clips in this set. One video clip you will see closeup of my wet pussy as it squirts for you. XOXO Love XOXO Exotic Flame -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame http://www.southern-charms4.com/exoticflame/main.htm
A Fishing Tragedy
A man was on the water for his weekly fishing trip. He began his day with an 8-pound bass on the first cast and a 7-pounder on the second. On the third cast he had just caught his first ever bass over 11 pounds when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best day ever on the water. He decided to get in a couple of more casts before heading to the hospital He ended up fishing the rest of the morning, finishing his trip with a stringer like he'd never seen, with three bass over 10 pounds. He was jubilant! Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty, he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition. The doctor glared at him and shouted, '
Fishing
Fishing for little words any that come my way a serious occupation sober 7-26-02
"fish, Fishing"
Freud held that small fish represented the male semen. Medium-sized fish (logically enough) were children. Fishing poles were a symbol of the phallus. Other dreams about fishing may resolve around seeking provision for your needs in life, desiring to find something that seems below the surface, or looking for primordial instincts, if Darwinism is your worldview of choice. To dream of fish may simply be a dream of nourishment, or lack thereof. It may also point to a sense of adventure or travel.
Fishing............
Once a little fisherman Went out to catch some fish. He thought he soon would have Enough to make a handsome dish. He sat alone on the riverbank Waiting for a bite. He sat so patiently From morning until night. He sometimes thought of bat and ball And other cheerful play, But the little fisherman Sat on all through the day. He felt hungry, So he ate some bread and cheese. But he was quite afraid to move And did not dare to sneeze. For he had been told that fish are quick Of hearing and of sight. And so he sat quite still Until the whinnying light. And not a fish had he caught, And now it was very late. And shall I tell you why it was? He quite forgot the bait!
Fish Pedicures... Who Would Do This??? Eeeeww!!!
Fishing Tags
The tags are all done!! Go Get 'em!! If I missed anyone PLEASE let me know!! THANKS!!! http://fubar.com/images.php?u=1349414&albumid=1133965&idx=0
The Fish Hook~~
A young guy from Idaho moves to California and goes to a big 'everything under one roof' department store looking for a job. The manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?' The kid says, 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Idaho.' Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. 'You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did.' His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came to see him. 'How many customers bought something from you today?' The kid says, 'One.' The boss says 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?' The kid says, '$101,237.65'. The boss says, '$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell him?' The kid says, 'First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said 'down the coast
Fisherman's Prayer
FISHERMAN'S PRAYER I pray that I may live to fish until my dying day,and when it comes to my last cast I then most himbly pray... when in the Lord's great landing net and peacefully asleep,that in His mercy I'll be judged BIG ENOUGH TO KEEP
The Fishing Rod
A woman goes into a store to buy a fishing rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter The salesman is standing there, wearing dark glasses. She says, Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?' He says, 'Madam, I'm completely blind; but, if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes.' She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, 'That's a two meter Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 5-kg.test line. It's a good all around combination, and it's on sale this Week for $44.' She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!' As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.'Oh, That sounds like a Visa card, says the salesman. As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally f
Fishy
No Means No Means No Aquarium Store | Vancouver, BC, Canada Customer: “I just got a new fish tank, and I was wondering what kind of fish I could put in it.” Me: “Sure, no problem.” (I proceed to show her some good starter fish. I point out some tetras, when she says…) Customer: “I thought that you needed a bubbler for those kinds of fish.” Me: “Oh! You don’t have a filter or anything?” Customer: “No. Just a tank.” Me: “Okay, well the only type of fish that can live in a bowl like environment are bettas.” Customer: “But I don’t want these kinds of fish!” Me: “Well, if you want to get anything else, you will have to purchase a filter and everything for your tank.” Customer: *points to some guppies* “So I can’t get these?” Me: “No.” Customer: *points to some mollies* “What about these?” Me: “No. With the tank set up you have, you can only get bettas.” Customer: “What about the platties?” Me: “No.” Customer: “So I can’t get anything else?”
Fish=pork??
Dumbest. Question. Ever. BBQ Restaurant | Vancouver, BC, Canada Customer: “So the pork…is that like, fish?” Me: “Noo…it’s like, pig.” Customer: “Oh.” ------------------------------------- ffs...
Fishing Lesson - What Do Trout Eat
Yummy- my fav. fish www.vimeo.com/1838096 Fishing Lessons - What Do Trout Eat? from TexasHuntFish.Com on Vimeo.
Fish Stories
WELL LETS SEE HERE I LIKE TO GO FISHING WHEN I GET A CHANCE AND I TAKE MY TWO DAUGHTERS WHEN I CAN. THERE IS HARDLY ANY THING AS JOYFUL AS THE LOOK IN MY 7 YEAR OLD'S FACE WHEN SHE HOOKED HER FIRST FISH, AND THE LOOK ON MY FACE YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT SHE CAUGHT "MOBY DICK" LOL, I CASTED IT AND TOLD HER TO WATCH THE BOBBER. WELL IT WENT UNDER AND I HAD TOLD HER TO PULL IT BACK REAL HARD. WELL I HAD GOT HER A SMALL ROD-N-REEL ABOUT 2 FOOT LONG AND THINKING THAT I SHOULD HAVE GOT HER A LONGER ROD-N-REEL. CAUSE WHEN SHE JERKED IT BACK, SHE WHACKED MY SAC. I FELL LIKE A STONE. AND MY OLDEST FELL OVER LAUGHING. WELL SHE REELED IT IN AND SHE HAD CAUGHT A SMALL MOUTH BASS BUT HE WAS TO SMALL TO KEEP BUT WE STILL HAD FUN
Fishing For Maneuver Room
Quizzical Mysterious Knowledge which is mostly unconscious to me. alias FISHING FOR MANEUVER ROOM. ( c 2203 ) Josie Roberts as developed from participation in manic-depression support group. 1. what causes anxiety to be erratic unpredictable and scarry ? 2. legit, feasible -- limit of understandings. What % is good enough NOW ? 3. concise descriptions 50/50 true to the bone and 110% right/light good to go. 4. when to admit or explain mental illness that seems better if pretend it is a joke so they remain calm 5. crystal clear workarounds sometimes possible, even in dire straits -- if have crutch support. 6. medication maneuvers customized to fit 4 scenarios 7. how to retain credibility when mulling it out, doodle brainstorming & muddling on through 80% of it. 8. side-effects hidden in plain sight that are a bit embarrassing to someone
Fish And Chips
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"fish, Fishing"
Freud held that small fish represented the male semen. Medium-sized fish (logically enough) were children. Fishing poles were a symbol of the phallus. Other dreams about fishing may resolve around seeking provision for your needs in life, desiring to find something that seems below the surface, or looking for primordial instincts, if Darwinism is your worldview of choice. To dream of fish may simply be a dream of nourishment, or lack thereof. It may also point to a sense of adventure or travel.
Fish Story
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi recentlywith two ice chests full of fish.He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch thesefish?''Naw, sir', replied the redneck. 'I ain't got none of themtherelicenses.You must understand, these here are my pet fish.''Pet fish!?''Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'emswim 'round for awhile.Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chestsand I takes 'em home.''That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's thetruth Mr. Government Man.I can show ya. It really works.''O. K..', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.After several minutes, the warden says, Well?''Well, what?', says the redneck.The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?''Call who back?''The FISH', replied
Fish Story
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi recentlywith two ice chests full of fish.He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch thesefish?''Naw, sir', replied the redneck. 'I ain't got none of themtherelicenses.You must understand, these here are my pet fish.''Pet fish!?''Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'emswim 'round for awhile.Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chestsand I takes 'em home.''That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's thetruth Mr. Government Man.I can show ya. It really works.''O. K..', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.After several minutes, the warden says, Well?''Well, what?', says the redneck.The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?''Call who back?''The FISH', replied
[fishing For Ideas]
Pan seared salmon with blackened spices on one side Strawberry/lemon reduction served on a cheese pilaf or rosemary couscous or jalapeno grits... I'm sorry, I'll call it pilenta :P Greens on the side. Garnish with a fanned strawberry or a small dollop of horse radish yogurt. ------------Process Probably start a lemon juice, sugar, and white wine (sugar depending on sweetness of wine) and fresh scliced strawberries reduction in a small pot, cook until thinly syrupy Heat an untreated skillet to high, coat liberally with clarified butter Coat the salmon filets in paprika, red pepper, chile powder pepper and salt slap the bastard onto the screaming hot skillet. Probably only sear the coated side. Wait til its sticking slightly to lift. Combine grated horseradish and yogurt Theory-------------------- Why the yogurt? I dunno... I like yogurt better than mayonaise, and its essentially a tarter tartar sauce to combat the sweet sauce. Salmon has about two appeals to it and that's the
Fishing
Anybody that knows me knows, shit just happens to me.  Good, bad, random doesnt matter.  One of my constant phrases is "Hell I dunno shit just happens".  So to start off this new blog, I will send this out to Itty... Few years ago I decide one saturday to go fishing.  The pond I am going to is just a couple miles out of town so I drive out, fishing gear in tow ready for a relaxing day of fishing.  I spend a few hours and get a little sunburned but I am still fine.  I did well caught about 8 good size catfish.  I had parked up on a hill, you had to go down a bank about 20 feet to get to the pond.  The bank was rather steep.  Now I am also rather lazy, so I decided to tote everything up at one time.  I have my fish on a stringer I hold it in my left hand and throw it over my left shoulder.  I have my pole, tackle box, etc in my right hand and away I go.  The footing wasnt great but I persisted, not to be denied.  I reached the top, felt good about myself and I stepped into a hole.  My l
Fishin' Trip!
Hey all just letting u know this weekend i'm going on another fishing trip to seveirville, pigeon forge, & gatlingburg...don't miss me too much
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Fishing Advice
Two buddies are fishing, but they haven't caught anything all day. Then, another fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish. They ask him "excuse me, but where did you get all those fish?" The other fisherman replies," If you just go down the stream until the water isn't salty, there are a ton of hungry fish." They thank him and go on their way. 15 minutes later, one fisherman says to the other "fill the bucket up with water and see if the water is salty." He dips the bucket in the stream and drinks some. "Nope. Still salty." 30 minutes later, he asks him to check again. "Nope, still salty." One hour later they check again. "Nope. Still salty." "This isn't good," the fisherman finally says. "We have been walking for almost two hours and the water is still salty!" "I know," says the other. "And the bucket is almost empty!"
Fish Day
Tday was a long day as it was Fish Day in Port Washington. For those that don't know Fish Day is the worlds largest outdoor fish fry. It starts out with a parade and then there is the arts and crafts and a vintage car show all kinds of music stages with live acts. This Year we had Molly Hatchet play the main stage and theres also rides for the children and to close out Fish Day the city of Port has a fireworks display down by the harbor. 
Fisher Price
I ordered two games for my boys' "Smart Cycle". It's a game where children can "ride" a stationary bike and learn letters, colors, body parts, healthy eating...things like that. It's kind of nice because even though it's a game, they are learning and being somewhat active. I got them in the mail yesterday and my 3 year old just HAD to try his game out. It was some Elmo one. I'll put a picture of the game at the end of this. Anyway, he was doing the section that was about spelling. The first word was "won". Now, the last time I checked that meant that you beat a game/race/competition. The past tense of the word win, right? Well, they put up a picture of the NUMBER one. Maybe I need to invest in some new type of dictionary. How do they expect children to learn from those games? lol.  
Fish Vs. Turtle
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Fish Story
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing.The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those fish?' 'Naw, sir', replied the redneck. 'I ain't got none of them there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish.''Pet fish?''Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home.''That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.''OK', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?''Well, what?', says the redneck.The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?''Call who back?''The FISH', re
Fishy Man
Ladies, have you ever said to yourself, "Why can't men understand women? Why don't they understand us and our needs better?" Enter. . . the Pisces male.Our fishy Piscean man is a self made man. He doesn't hatch a plan for success but more so, plants a seed for it and patiently waits for it to sprout. One word - visualization. He plants the seed for his intentions and then visualizes what he intends them to become. He is a patient man and regardless of whether or not his intentions are already realized, he'll carry himself as if they are. By behaving as if he has already attained his goals and received their rewards, he thus becomes his own self fulfilling prophecy. You could say he's a master at the Universal Law of Attraction. Intention, visualization, behavior modification = manifestation. That's our Pisces male in a nutshell.Sextrology puts it best by saying, "Infamously unbeholden to anybody but himself, he trails nary a trace of emotional or psychological baggage, often tossing as
Fishing Relationships With Advise On How To Catch Me
The Pisces man is difficult to pin down, most of his true feelings are hidden. He is attracted to anything stress free and without a competitive edge because he hates restriction but on the other hand, he is also attracted to things that stir his emotions, including women. Pisces man is notorious for choosing the wrong woman, he tends to be unlucky in love and have dating relationships full of peril.When confronted with complicated issues, he tends to retreat into his dream world and wears his "rose colored glasses". This is why Pisces man can be very temperamental and pretend there is nothing wrong when your relationship is on rocky ground. When life is not going so well, he can be very hard on himself and very self destructive so it is better for him to live in denial. The Pisces male needs a firm, strong woman to guide him because he is very indecisive and is known for sitting on the fence. The woman has to take the lead in the dating relationship. This need for nurturing is often
A Fish's Character
He is very emotional and always allow himself to be very emotional.He can have a good night sleep and be in a good mood, and less thanfew hours at work he can be very moody. He does not understand thingsor try to understand things easily. If you notice him carefully, youwill notice what kind of moods he is in.He is a thinker and able to do well at work and always succeed. Hisnormal gestures mean he always look at other people faults, but hewill not talk about it. He has the ability to know your thought andable to tell you what you are thinking about.He can mostly memorize all his anger, his loves. They are hisimportant secrets and he will keep them to himself and will never letyou know. He is not a very ambition man and careless about hisposition in society. Wealth does not drawn his attention, because heis not greedy man and as well he thinks money is not something thatwill last. He could be very careless about his future. He does notlike to fight against all odds, but instead followi
Fish
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in the Piedmont area of North Carolina recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.  The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those fish?' 'Naw, sir', replied the redneck. 'I ain't got none of them there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish.'  'Pet fish?'  'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home..'  'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'  The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.'  'O. K.', said the warden.. 'I've got to see this!'  The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?'  'Well, what?,' says the redneck.  The warden says, 'When are you going to call t
Fishing Trip *joke*
A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says,"Yeah. I was a salesman back in North Dakota." Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and See how you did." His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today? The kid says, "One". The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid says, "$101,237.65". The boss says, "$101,237.65?" What the heck did you sell?" The kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him
"fish In The Sea"
I have always heard there are alot of fish in the sea I wonder if there is one for me. Someone besides a jerk All my friends have someone that is always there I look around I find noone this is too much too bare. If I could only find my fish I would jump for joy. I only have that one wish to find the special guy. Is that too much too ask for ? Just one special guy that isn't a total bore. I'm beginning to wonder why they all seem to ignore me and want to say goodbye...
Fish Oil
A lucid dream that I had last night...clearly deseves scrutiny & interpretation:   Back in NYC wearing a hospital gown & wanting an abortion. The Doctor ( a Black comedian...I can't remember his name) spends an inordinate amount of time on my medical records. Finally he asks me if I take take fish oil. I say "Of course I do...10-15 years now" ( I have Crohn's so it indicates that he is clearly focussed on that diagnosis ) Then he shoves a swab down my throat with fish oil on the swab. I told him I don't take fish oil that way..I take fish oil capsules. He had a tube of cortaid in his hand & I decided I would not allow him to shove that down my throat. So I moved on to the waiting room & David Spade greeted me as my new Doctor. He was sporting a ridiculous German accent and when I was lead into his office I realised that he was a psychiatrist. He had a female patient there that was struggling to gather her papers while her dog was clinging to her like a human being would. Splayed & hu
Fishy Pedicure
My friend made me have one of those yesterday. I squealed like a 10 year old girl and wouldn't put my feet in the tanks until my friend dunked them in. I had to fight all my natural instincts not to pull my feet back out/kick the fishes/kick my friend.Gaaawd it was horrible!!! Tens of tiny fishes nibbling at my feet...FEET!It was so tickly I had to shut my eyes and clench my fist and imagine that it was not live wriggling fishes on my FEET!   I think I'd rather just had a normal pedi...
Fishing
I wanna go fishing. And drink some beer anybody wanna go
Fish And Bear's Paw Can Have Both Four-win8 Almighty Tablet Recommended
the emergence of the iPad set off a tablet PC boom, before Windows system touch operation ipod shuffle accesorios experience is not good enough, so early and iPad competitive tablet market, only various manufacturers Android-based products. And iPad, Android Tablet positioning entertainment, office applications is not its strong suit, which to some extent limit the scope of the use of the Tablet PC. Many users have been looking forward to a more suitable office applications Tablet, Microsoft launched Windows 8 tablet it possible to finally allow dual experience in both business office and entertainment games, we recommend several balance between business and entertainment Tablet PC for your purchase reference. ThinkPad Tablet 2 Reference Price: 5399 yuan ThinkPad Tablet 2 continues the ThinkPad series of black calm appearance, coupled with the black keyboard base and holster, the overall feeling of Commerce Van full. And predecessors, Tablet either weight or thickness h
Fishing For Carp During The Spring
Fishing For Carp During The SpringNearly each and every carp angler will agree that spring time is the hottest time of the 12 months to fish for carp. While a lot of avid carp fishermen will even now attempt to catch these fish all year round, there is no much better time to be outdoors and be the initial to take advantage of all the fishing possibilities when the birds commence chirping and the flowers commence blooming. After the water in individuals prime carp fishing lakes and rivers commence to warm up a bit Patriots Jerseys, this inevitably stirs up the carp Rob Gronkowski Jersey. The fish quickly turn out to be more lively and alert as they prepare for the upcoming spawning season Vince Wilfork Jersey. At initial in the spring, you will typically spot carp with strange searching slug-like creatures connected to them. These creatures are truly leeches. Carp will struggle to shake them off by jumping aggressively from the water抯 surface. As soon as you see this
Fisrt Date Faux-pas
Accidentally confessing to murdering all of your other "first dates" Your first date faux pas is accidentally confessing to murdering all of your other "first dates". Okay - so you're a serial killer, but it doesn't need to be known on the first date, right? Keep stuff like that private until the third date. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
Fisrt And Only Custom Skin Generator!
Oh I forgot! I just updated with a all new custom skin generator. I mean u dont pick premade skins. I mean the first and only CUSTOM SKIN GENERATOR! Pick how wide you want your borders, what color, fonts and all sorts of cool stuff. Heres the quick link: http://cherrytagz.com/Generators/Layout_Generator/ Check it and let me know what you all think! More cool stuff coming soon! OH AND TELL EVERYONE ABOUT IT! Vlad
Fisser
it started as a little crack then ran deep, and never looked back you pay the price for the karma you make Sometimes it seems more then I can even take live right or die trying I choose to spread the good, untill I'm dying now in this world, and what it is this gets me used, like no ones biz now it should make me cold,as many go but it doesn't thouch my love, that only grows So say I'm a fool, thats your choice But nothing will ever silence this voice if you look, and see you may everything thats wrong with this world could change one day Not by itself, or just by chance Its going to take drive, determination, and a little romance
Fists Up, My Minions!!!
What 80's Metal Band are you? (with pics) MetallicaYou are a band with Metal in it's name. Metallica. You have no costume or make-up, you just serve metal up the ass. You rock!
F.i.s.t Inc's Mini Gathering
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The Fist Time..lol
===fist Of Dreams===
As time goes by I've found myself gripping my life tighter and tighter clinching my dreams in the palm of my hand protecting them from the winds that howl around me Like grains of sand they slip through my fingertips first one then another then another each of them crawling out of my tight embrace before finding a trail of wind and floating into distant oblivion I feel my fist of dreams get lighter and lighter I watch my smiles and hopes get carried off in the breeze and I smell the vapour of a thousand broken promises drifting away it's as if the grains of my life are marching marching away to the meter of a quickening clock Hours pass like minutes minutes pass like seconds and soon my hand feels empty so hollow and betrayed With a heavy heart and tear-streaked eyes I slowly open my fist and there, in the middle of my palm rested the last dream I held It was an unimportant, meaningless dream forgotten so long ago With it's brothers and sisters all gone it
A Fistful Of Twilght
A fistful of twilight The snow falls On the beach Creates an Interesting dichotomy Matters of the heart Produce Self induced Lobotomies Separation of Church and state Required to Live free To separate life And Fate Evolves into What can never be Falling further Into the black You begin to seek The light Grabbing at morals Reaching for fun Which will save you What is right My mind Accelerates Subconscious passion Escalates Release the Safety Belt The ice is thin But I can skate Music flows From an unseen Source Your soul begins To dance You tap your toes And hit the floor You have another Chance
The Fist Of God Is A Us Marine
this has been going round the bulletins today, and i wanted to save it and share it with those of you who don't always check bulletins... A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
Fist Aka Myofist
I totally love this band. Spent many nights partying with the guys. Hard to find their music on line ,, but I keep looking. If you have not heard them before, check out the music sample links. http://www.myofist.com/
Fisting...a Story
I knew this time was going to be different, as I pushed aside the lengths of rope and the shiny metal cuffs that hoarded the the black leather surface of the couch. He sat diagonally from me in the chair with nothing on but a bathrobe and a smile. The crude thoughts simmering in my mind sent my pulse racing. The smell of his cock had lingered in my nose all day driving me quite mad. Just a trick of the mind, but now that smell was no trick but the real thing. The small talk was small before he let me have a taste, just a taste though, which makes me puddle between my thighs. Before I could really get into it he took me by the hand and stood me up. I am to keep my hands to my sides after he takes off my shirt, but I'm so nervous I fidget, only stopping after I feel the smarting: a result from him pinching my exposed nipple. He locks my arms behind my back like a criminal, in cuffs. The snap of the cold steel around my wrist gets me going even more now. After he has left me standing i
Fist City
Fist City
Fist Wrapped In Blood
(Come on!) Finish me off, follow the plan break all the bonds, sever the ties and now your mission is complete, find and destroy me. torturing me, with words from your lips filleting my skin, pulling my teeth please forgive me for not being good enough. Drown your sorrows in my pain (pain) and it's something you can't explain. when I'm choking on words you'll never say (say) and you'll never feel the same (Same!) Bound and gagged, I cannot move or speak these things I want to say, I can't explain them anyway so if I had it all again, if I could start from the first words I ever said I would do it all the same. Drown your sorrows in my pain (pain) and it's something you can't explain. when I'm choking on words you'll never say (say) and you'll never feel the same Your joy is my pain my fingers are yours to cut off and my bones are yours to shatter in pieces. my teeth are yours to pull out and my soul is yours to slowly rip apart. I can't trust anyone
Fistful Of Love
I was lying in my bed last night staring at a ceiling full of stars, when it suddenly hit me: I just have to let you know how I feel. We live together in a photograph of time I look into your eyes And the seas open up to me I tell you I love you And I always will And I know you can't tell me I know you can't tell me So I'm left to pick up The hints, the little symbols of your devotion So I'm left to pick up The hints, the little symbols of your devotion And I feel your fists And I know it's out of love And I feel the whip And I know it's out of love And I feel your burning eyes burning holes Straight through my heart It's out of love It's out of love I accept and I collect upon my body The memories of your devotion I accept and I collect upon by body The memories of your devotion And I feel your fists And I know it's out of love And I feel the whip And I know it's out of love And I feel your burning eyes burning holes Stra
Fistful Of Porn
WARNING: Explicit content. If fist-fucking offends your delicate sensibilities, please click the back arrow and return to your vanilla porn-surfing. I was reading Savage Love the other day, and I came across a reference to gay fisting porn, a comment that the woman who wrote in with a question hadn't seen a lot of it. I asked myself, "Have I ever seen any gay fisting porn?!" I hadn't. I'd seen lots of hetero porn, some lesbian porn, and a bit of gay fucking porn, but never fisting. I'm not the connoisseur of porn I once was. Well, that's an exaggeration; at best, I was a dabbler in porn. A couple that lived next door gave me some of their unwanted porn when they moved to LA. And upon learning that I liked porn, my ex-husband bought several DVDs for our mutual enjoyment. However, I quickly tired of DVD porn. Fake breasts and even-faker facial expressions turned me off. As did watching it with my ex-husband. I digress. The Savage reference piqued my interest, and I
Fistful Of Love
I was lying in my bed last night staring at a ceiling full of stars when it suddenly hit me: I just have to let you know how I feel. We live together in a photograph of time I look into your eyes And the seas open up to me I tell you I love you And I always will But I know you can't tell me I know you can't tell me So I'm left to pick up The hints, the little symbols of your devotion So I'm left to pick up The hints, the little symbols of your devotion And I feel your fists And I know it's out of love And I feel the whip And I know it's out of love And I feel your burning eyes burning holes Straight through my heart It's out of love It's out of love I accept and I collect upon my body The memories of your devotion I accept and I collect upon by body The memories of your devotion And I feel your fists And I know it's out of love And I feel the whip And I know it's out of love And I feel your burning eyes burning holes Straig
Fistulas-a Horrific Example Of The Monster Called Human
Fistulas are a kind of damage that is seldom seen in the developed world. Many obstetricians have encountered the condition only in their medical texts, as a rare complication associated with difficult or abnormal childbirths: a rupture of the walls that separate the vagina and bladder or rectum. In eastern Congo, however, the problem is practically an epidemic. When a truce was declared in the war there in 2003, so many cases began showing up that Western medical experts at first called it impossible-especially when local doctors declared that most of the fistulas they were seeing were the consequence of rapes. It had been no secret that nearly all sides in the Congo's complex civil war resorted to systematic rape among civilian populations, and estimates were as high as a quarter million victims of sexual assault during the four-year-long conflict. But once fighting died down, victims began coming out of the jungles and forests and their condition was worse than an
Fist Of Dreams
As time goes by I've found myself gripping my life tighter and tighter clinching my dreams in the palm of my hand protecting them from the winds that howl around me Like grains of sand they slip through my fingertips first one then another then another each of them crawling out of my tight embrace before finding a trail of wind and floating into distant oblivion I feel my fist of dreams get lighter and lighter I watch my smiles and hopes get carried off in the breeze and I smell the vapour of a thousand broken promises drifting away it's as if the grains of my life are marching marching away to the meter of a quickening clock Hours pass like minutes minutes pass like seconds and soon my hand feels empty so hollow and betrayed With a heavy heart and tear-streaked eyes I slowly open my fist and there, in the middle of my palm rested the last dream I held It was an unimportant, meaningless dream forgotten so long ago With it's brothers and sisters all gone it seemed so petty and trite lik
Fist Full Of Pills
The air seems so heavy Breathing in and out A cloud escaping From my lungs Each breath is labored A task unto itself My pulse quickens And my heart jumps to my throat. A fist full of pills To start the day And another to end it Drugs can only do so much. I cant remember what its like what is rest? My life deteriorates Before it even starts I’ve still so far to go But I am so weary.
Fist Full Of Tears-maxwell
"Fistful Of Tears" Feel just like a weight has lifted it How can I repay you help me understand Currency a fistful of tears I can afford Fight of your life is not the cost Time will reveal All along you're the one who's losing Cause I go insane Crazy sometimes Tryin you to keep you from losing your mind Open your eyes See what's in front of your face Save me my fistful of tears You can make it disappear girl All you got to do is just raise up, face up, stay up All things will heal we'll feel it with a kiss from the skies Don't' you let it go Don't' you let it go Cause I go insane Crazy sometimes Tryin you to keep you from losing your mind Open your eyes See what's in front of your face And save me my fistful of tears We gon fight the war We gon fight our fears The only thing I wanna throw is a fistful of tears We gon fight the war We gon fight our fears The only thing I gotta throw is a fistful of tears We gon fight the war We gon fight our fears The
Fistfucking Her Decomposing Cadaver
Digging up her corpse, she is worm infested Badly decomposed, but hes take her to his home Stench of rot turns me on and his cock grows rapidly He is so horny, He needs to fuck that dirty whore He puts his cock in her mouth, bitch gives rotted head It feels so good, He slaps her pus-filled face Now its time to give her something Tonguefucking putrefying cunt The taste is incredible, much better than the one that is alive He eat maggots from her pussy He turns her over and start to fuck like a mad dog Deeper and harder, He is about to go crazy Now its time to penetrate ass Her asshole is so tight, this must be her first time Faster and faster, He can feel hi balls banging against her cunt He quickly cum, squirting inside rectum Pulling his cock out, its covered with with sperm, shit and insects Fucking stupid bitch, her ass was dirty, fucking dead slut...He brutally smash his fist up her cunt and rip her entrails out Double fistfucking her asshole Chainsaw mutil
F*** It!!
happy, proud, content. shocked, frightened, saddened, raged. calm, collective, confused. dismissed, betrayed, deceived. hurt, rage bubbling, pause. careful, time out, sit in silence. why did you.....and with a smile? didn't you feel? didn't you care? didn't it matter that i do? that we do? what were you missing? maybe i put to much on you? you should of walked away earlier. f*** it, all is fixable in hinesight. since we are linear we just have to go forward. i will miss you. hope what you went for is worth it.
F' It!
F*** It
TO ALL THE PEOPLE OUT THERE LIKES TO PLAY GAMES GOT 4 WORDS FOR YA.!!!!!!!!!KISS MY COUNTRY ASS !!!!!!!!!TO ALL MY TRUE FRIENDS ILL C YA ROUND
Fit
Wanted to tell you a story.Wanted to tell you what it was all about.Wrote you a picture.Drew you a song.Forget the reason.Understood the work.Undersold the trivia.Marked the wrong box.Fell into a big pile of crackling bubble wrapcalled it safecalled it family til the last bubble popped.worked into a frothpoured over cyanidewrathed into a knottaught to be forgot.I never thought it was going to come down to this.Something like splitting a bill over a vaccuum tube to terminate.I'd tell you all about it.But I hope it isn't true.Strange menstrange dartsstrange smellslike a hair change, or an orange into jasmineyou just knowyou just knowand I could tell you all about it.but there's a deep portion that I fakelike smiling sycophants in bad suits shaking hands and fidgeting in an uncomfortable chairthey're behind oakyou're sitting on cardboardhardly makes a damnwe all make food.at the end.For one or another, or a god damn colony.Nothing out, nothing in.Self contained system of birth and death.S
Fit
Fit by Kenneth Matlock on Sunday, October 7, 2012 at 4:31pm This is the end my little pain No more on Earth shall you reign Over me and through and through Digging for old and finding new I'll cut you out with my little knife Cut you out of my tiny life Bleed and scream and crawl and choke Swallow sadness and eat the smoke You cling tight and wretch inside The feeling may it never subside May it fill me whole and turn me black All in all I'm finding there is a lack Of realism in my reality Haunting dreams now let me be Without them this place feels so cold I feel the brittle I'm growing old I thought by now I'd find my place Somewhere out there in the deep, dark space.
Fit But You Know It By The Streets
See I reckon you're about an 8 or a 9, Maybe even 9 and a half in four beers time. That blue top shop top you've got on IS nice, Bit too much fake tan though - but yeah you score high. But theres just one little thing that really really, Really really annoying me about you you see, Yeah yeah like i said you are really fit But my gosh don't you just know it I'm not trying to pull you Even though i would like to I think you are really fit You're fit But my gosh dont you know it So when i looked at you standing there with your hoard, I was waiting in the que looking at the board Wondering whether to have a Burger or chips Or what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford When i noticed out the corner of my eye Looking toward my direction Your eyes locked onto my course I couldnt concentrate on what i wanted to order, Which cost me my place in the queue i waited for YEAH I'm not trying to pull you Even though i would like to I think you are really fit You're fit But my gosh dont you
Fitchers Bird
There was once a wizard who used to take the form of a poor man, and went to houses and begged, and caught pretty girls. No one knew whither he carried them, for they were never seen again. One day he appeared before the door of a man who had three pretty daughters. He looked like a poor weak beggar, and carried a basket on his back, as if he meant to collect charitable gifts in it. He begged for a little food, and when the eldest daughter came out and was just handing him a piece of bread, he did but touch her, and she was forced to jump into his basket. Thereupon he hurried off with long strides, and carried her away into a dark forest to his house, which stood in the midst of it. Everything in the house was magnificent. He gave her whatsoever she could possibly desire, and said, my darling, you will certainly be happy with me, for you have everything your heart can wish for. This lasted a few days, and then he said, I must journey forth, and leave you alone for a short time. Here ar
Fit Flops Are Ace
Ok, so this is a weird post t kick my blog off with, but as you may or may not know, fit flops are THE must have fashion / fitness accessory this season. Now if I had reas that, I would have been like - whatever, i'll stick to my Adidas trainers - but you know something, yeah they actually work and I love them.   Have they toned my ass as they promised - a little?
Fitflops Sale Onoline 2011
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Fitflop Shoes
Given that toning shoes have obtained instead loads of bad press recently, it could possibly be worth noting the fact that toning shoes inside the Fitflops range are already issued using a seal of acceptance with the American Podiatric health care Association (APMA), which means you can relaxation assured which they are awesome for the feet. In fact, fitflops sale certainly are a awesome offer drastically better for the ft than conventional flip flop sandals many thanks in the direction of specifically designed one which provides additional cushioning and even more help for that wearer’s ft with one another with delivering toning benefits. This facilitates to maximize the get in touch with place among foot and shoe, which signifies the fact that stress exerted by your body’s unwanted weight is distributed a awesome offer more evenly throughout the soles of your feet. The carry out result with this could be generally a decrease inside the standard stress in your feet, which
Fit Is Key
There has been a growing trend to live a healthier life, whether it is starting out by eating right or going to the gym and hitting the iron every day, there is no wrong way to go about it. In working towards a healthier population, this fad is actually one that does some good even though the reasons for doing so may be somewhat cosmetically inclined. In choosing the right facility one should look for one that is close enough so that you are willing to go even at the laziest of times, and the closer it is, the less of an excuse you have of not going. It should be a comfortable space where you can go about your own routine without feeling inadequate or overshadowed by muscular giants. Learn about one of Toronto's leading exercise and training facilities on Extreme Fitness. Not only do they supply top of the line equipment to achieve all of your personal fitness goals, their hot yoga Toronto consulting programs are personalized to fit your needs and your pace. The trainers
Fit Me In Somewhere
Fit me in somewhere in this giant jigsaw, God, somewhere in this work of art you're working, select a space my shape can fill and with a puzzle maker's skill let my contours find their fit without contortion. Teach me which patch I am, God, in the cosmic quilt you're quilting. Show me where my square of selfhood is of use. Let the colourful complexities of the pattern that is me find their purpose in the placement that you choose. Show me my position, God, in this group photograph. Stand me where you want me to stand. Put me next to whom you will. Make me stand, for good or ill, precisely in the place your plan demands. Tell me what I am, God, in this body you are building: a tongue to taste, a nerve to serve, an ear to hear. Give me grace to not be, gracefully, the parts I am not called to be and to play with elegance the roles I'm given. Fit me in somewhere in this giant jigsaw, God, somewhere in this work of art you're working.
Fitness And Health
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