Jokers Wylde's blog: "I am a Pisces Man"

Ladies, have you ever said to yourself, "Why can't men understand women? Why don't they understand us and our needs better?" Enter. . . the Pisces male.

Our fishy Piscean man is a self made man. He doesn't hatch a plan for success but more so, plants a seed for it and patiently waits for it to sprout. One word - visualization. He plants the seed for his intentions and then visualizes what he intends them to become. He is a patient man and regardless of whether or not his intentions are already realized, he'll carry himself as if they are.

By behaving as if he has already attained his goals and received their rewards, he thus becomes his own self fulfilling prophecy. You could say he's a master at the Universal Law of Attraction. Intention, visualization, behavior modification = manifestation. That's our Pisces male in a nutshell.

Sextrology puts it best by saying, "Infamously unbeholden to anybody but himself, he trails nary a trace of emotional or psychological baggage, often tossing aside evidence of the past if it doesn't suit his typically mythic image of himself. He sees no irony in adopting a personality, often a hoity-toity one, which arguably suits his spirit better than what he perceives to be his arbitrary place in life dictated by birth or upbringing."

So what does all this mean? It may mean that at times in the male Piscean's life, he's really not what he's portraying himself to be. What you see may not be what you get - because what you see may be only what he WANTS you to see, what he THINKS himself to be, and not really who he is at that moment. And if there's anything from his past that doesn't fit in with that illusion of who he may be portraying himself to be - he'll simply remove it as if it never existed.

He's got the soul of a poet and his world is one of romance. The male fish feels as if its his birth right to color his life and his experiences as he sees fit. And if he wants to color outside the lines, then so be it.

Our male fish is ruled by the planet Neptune which is the planet of illusion and imagery. His secondary ruler is Jupiter, the planet of optimisim and expansion. Those under the planet Neptunes influence view life as somewhat dissolved or broken down. Dissolution is the signs principal and represents a symbolic death of sorts. Not death as final, but death as transformational and symbolic - rebirth. Dissolution is also a dream state where imagination creates manifestation.

The signs motto according to Sextrology is "I believe." Pisces existance is a mechanism for transforming dreams into reality. Life is viewed by the Piscean as a miraculous, heavenly existence that is draped in romanticism, poetic speech and lyrics. The sign is associated with the 12th House of Dreams and Impressions. He perceives reality through his senses and intentions more so than the cold hard facts. And sometimes, all things "harsh" he will simply ignore or refuse to recognize. That's the influence of Neptune - illusion vs. reality.

Sextrology explains, "Purposeful ignorance is Piscean bliss. . . . the male fish attains the unique ability to eliminate anything from his path that might muddy his determination to fulfill what he feels is his specific calling." That includes people, places, behaviors . . you name it. If you don't fit into his overall vision and you can't fulfill his lofty, immense needs then you may simply be eliminated. And he won't carry one bit of baggage over it either. The planets pricipal of dissolution won't allow it. Instead, it's a "birth and rebirth" situation and the emotional by-products of such will be quickly disposed of by our male fish as he will allow nothing - I repeat NOTHING - to hold him back from attaining his goals as he feels quite entitled to them.

His signs quadrant, the 4th quadrant which corresponds to metaphysical planes of existence - physical, metaphysical, spiritual and universal. One's relationship with the divine or eternal. The signs numerical association is with 77-84, the age of death and the possibility of reincarnation. He's the Alpha and the Omega, a phrase associated with Christ and lending to his mythic image of himself. These guys are able to dissolve the unwanted, painful memories of the past and reincarnate themselves into whomever they choose to be. The world is his womb in which he can rebirth himself many times over if he so chooses.

The signs element is water which represents emotion, love and intuition. The signs symbol represents the opposite facing mythical fish totems of Eros and Aphrodite - the Alpha and the Omega all wrapped up into one. Ying and Yang (male-female) combined.

No man on earth can possibly understand women better than the Pisces male. And not only can he understand women, he can feel like them too due to the water (emotion, love) association influence. And quite possibly, no other man on the planet reads and educates himself more about the female species than our male fish. He wants to know, he wants to experience, he wants to please - he wants to absorb you.

As wonderful of lovers that they are, they are sometimes the proverbial "slippery fish" too. Because that pesky Neptune (illusion) influence is still there and again, what you see may not really be what you're going to get. He doesn't do this on purpose, its just that pesky Neptune can create illusions - both for him and for you - so you may have to spend some time peering "into the waters" so-to-speak for truths and reality. He's not trying to intentionally deceive you or himself, but that pesky Neptunian influence . . . . lets just say it won't go away.

Sextrology refers to our Piscean male as "The Drifter" - bobbing around in a sea of possibilities and imagining his intentions into reality.

The signs psychology goes back again to the Alpha and the Omega, often exhibiting some form of a messiah complex. On the downside, he can, at times, be jealous of the successes of others, hypersensitive and prone to drug and alcohol abuse as a result.

Things that interest the Pisces male: sensitivity, occultism, mysticism, sensuality, novelty, torment, poetry, disguise, submission, dreams, ritual and lets not forget - rapture - in every sense of the word.

At times, the male fish can be bullied or picked on due to his feminine side. He's in touch ladies! But don't let that fool you, he's all man and he prefers the company of women. (Sometimes, even more than one.) He doesn't necessarily "kick it" with the guys that much. This one likes to attach himself to a woman and he's drawn to experienced, somewhat domineering, often older women. Early in life, he'll strike out into the world on his own and if he doesn't, he'll be more like a ghostlike presence at home than a permanent resident.

But once he's found that safe, matriarchal female to attach himself to, he'll keep her company to the exclusion of all others. He likes bawdy, attention getting types that may have "been around the block" a few times. He looks for experience. Here's what Sextrology states about the matter, "He'd sooner make a Madonna out of a whore than hook up with some snowy virgin who may only become more blackened over time." Because maybe, just maybe, our Piscean can put a death to her "reputation" and grant her a rebirth and transformation into a new existence.

Are you getting it? Cycles . . . death and transformation, illusion and expansion. This man may indeed be many men over the course of his lifetime. It just depends on what stage of transformation you happen to catch him in.

And once coupled, the Piscean male is one sign of the zodiac that Sextrology says can stay committed. The condition of marriage acts as a sanctuary, a safe place in which he can drift, dream and dissolve into. If your fishy male does stray, most likely, it will be an "emotional affair" rather than a physical one, although many out there claim to have had "cheating" experiences with the Pisces male. Many have also claimed to have been "deceived" by the fishy Piscean, although it may not have been intentional.

His turnons are: aggressive, older women, gothic beauty, corsets, hardcore porn, submission, alcohol and narcotics, kinkiness, strangers, role-reversal, stockings . . . and some things I won't mention here. Let your imagination provide those for you. Lets just say he appreciates quality erotica and kink and will go to great lengths to experience such.

Here's a bit of the light about our fishy guy: He's imaginative and sensitive, he's compassionate and kind, he's selfless, unwordly, intuitive and sympathetic. Here's a bit of the dark about him: He's an escapist and he's idealistic, he's very secretive and vague, he's weak-willed and easily led.

But when our "fishy" guy is safe in the confounds of a loving relationship that is providing him with all his emotional and physical needs . . . he can be a catch for the ladies that need to be romanced, wined, dined and even sixty-nined. But if you're the kind of woman who likes a meat and potatoes, hardwired, man's man (like the Aries male), then you may want to skip over our fishy male. The Aries male's approach to sex can, at times, be likened to a bap over the head and being drug off into his cave for an enthusiastic, intense marathon sex session. The Piscean males approach would be more akin to leading you there via a trail of rose petals, promises and poetic speech for a long, lanquid evening of rapture.

Our "fishy" Pisces male can relate, ladies. He's tender, kind, compassionate, a hard worker and an excelled, well studied lover who aims to please. But do your homework peering into the waters for a moment - before jumping in head first - or you may get hurt and ultimately feel deceived. (Although, I'm quite sure that isn't what this fishy man set out to do.)