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A lucid dream that I had last night...clearly deseves scrutiny & interpretation:
Back in NYC wearing a hospital gown & wanting an abortion. The Doctor ( a Black comedian...I can't remember his name) spends an inordinate amount of time on my medical records. Finally he asks me if I take take fish oil. I say "Of course I do...10-15 years now" ( I have Crohn's so it indicates that he is clearly focussed on that diagnosis ) Then he shoves a swab down my throat with fish oil on the swab. I told him I don't take fish oil that way..I take fish oil capsules. He had a tube of cortaid in his hand & I decided I would not allow him to shove that down my throat. So I moved on to the waiting room & David Spade greeted me as my new Doctor. He was sporting a ridiculous German accent and when I was lead into his office I realised that he was a psychiatrist. He had a female patient there that was struggling to gather her papers while her dog was clinging to her like a human being would. Splayed & hugging her with his front legs like they were arms. She apologized profusely for her inabilty to control her dog. I accepted that chaos & tried to make her feel better about the situation.....my acceptance being an indication to her that it was normal somehow so she wouldn't be more traumatized than she already was.
I had the feeling that I had been sent to the wrong doctor but was fascinated with the idea that I might be able to have a David Spade therapist with a fake German accent.
