Maji's blog: "Yup"

Brewed some ice tea last night.My pitcher was soaking, so I used a 2liter Coke bottle I just finished.

Stuck it in the freezer to chill for bit, got sidetracked, forgot.Saw it in there this morning, frozen, so took it out & put in the fridge to thaw.

I get home this evening, kick my boots off, go to mix a rum n coke, and Im like watching it come out the bottle, and thinkin "wtf?, sumn aint right with this Coke, its looks watered down, no fizz at all, wutindeefuk is wrong with this shit? Did I get a defective product?".

So I sniff it cautiously, doesnt seem to have any zing.. *face all twisted up at this point*.

I cant believe how scared I was to dab my finger in there and take a taste, but I just had to solve this mystery,...then it hit me...*arms drop, head goes back* "eeeyouhoohoo stoopid mutha fuker hahahahaha"..first time in awhile I actually lost my breath laughin at myself.

The more I thought about how bummed I was that my drink was all fukd up and I was gonna have to go back to the store, the funnier it got lol.

I think Ima just have a dirty martini...