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After slappin the snooze a few times, lethargic from the weekend festivities, I finally got up and hustled about getting myself ready to return to the office and start the new work year.
I was also happy to enjoy at least one day of very light traffic, albiet an increase in parked troopers, still a nice ride, devoid of the usual bevy of idiots playin whats my lane, convinced that their antics will win them any more than 2 spots up in traffic and 30 secs earlier arrival.
30 miles of carefree driving, only to arrive and find....................................an empty parking lot.....
I threw my head back and belly laughed for at least 2 mins. Can you believe this fukin shit right here.
Now given most of our holidays are floaters for us management type folk, unless they take a tally and no one wants to come in, then they will put out an announcement that they are officially closing for business. I dont recall seeing such a memo, but then again I didnt take it upon myself to inquire before making the journey.
Whats also funny is I wasnt the only one. My sauve porshe driving compadre Stephen also whipped in as I was turning around to head back out, so I was able to see his stoic expression as he creeped thru the parking lot, staring at the building & realizing what just went down....hilarious. Then he saw me, and we both did the proverbial hand sheild over face, like "didnt see me, never happened, never speak of this", and we both sped out onto the road heading opposite directions.
So Im back home, and now I dunno what to with myself.
I suppose i should be glad it wasnt the opposite, thinking we were off then coming back to "where were you yesterday?".
