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A guy and a gal met at a bar and hit it off. after several hours of drinking and just having a great time.
the guy asks the girl what her name was, she says "carmen".
He replies, "wow , your parents did a great job of naming their daughter, carmen is a beautiful name for a beautiful lady!"
Carmen says, "thank you, but I named myself carmen."
the man asks, "how come?"
carmen replies, "I named myself after the two things i love most, cars and men"
carmen then asks, " hey, whats your name?"
the man replies. "B.J. Titzangolf"
