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Please Help
Please Help Her Out...She's In A Contest And Needs 20,000 Comments...If All My Friends Left Her 1 Comment She Would Have All She Needs ..Thank You All ~~~FU-DADDY™~~~R/L BF/FU-OWNED BY SINFULLY SEDUCTIVE~FU-HUBBY TO LYNNE, POOKY & JAZE~@ fubar
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Rules & Regulations
RULES & REGULATIONS FOR STAFF OF FORBIDDEN INC. 1. ALL STAFF.. FROM THE OWNERS TO THE GREETERS.. HAVE TO GREET PEOPLE AS THEY COME INTO THE LOUNGE. YOU NEED TO SAY HI AND WELCOME AT THE MININUM. TRY TO STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION WITH THEM ESPECIALLY IF YOU NOTICE THEY HAVE NOT JOINED IN OR IF NO ONE ELSE HAS STARTED ONE WITH THEM. 2. ENFORCERS... YOU ARE THERE TO BE SECURITY FOR THE LOUNGES BUT YOU ARE TO GREET AND WELCOME AS MUCH AS ANY OTHER STAFF MEMBER. 3. ENFORCERS... THERE ARE PROPER DROPS TO BE USED IN THE CHAT DEPENDING ON THE SITUATION. WHATCH FOR THOSE SITUATIONS TO OCCUR AND DROP THE PROPER DROPS. USE THE DROPS THAT HAVE THE LINKS TO THE TUTORIAL IN THEM IF YOU DONT HAVE THOSE HIT SOMEONE WHO DOES UP AND GET THEM.DO NOT BE MEAN AS YOU DEAL WITH PEOPLE IN THE LOUNGE. TAKE THEM TO SHOUT BOX AND STILL BE NICE. EVEN IN A SITUATION WHERE YOU HAVE TO EJECT OR BAN SOMEONE BE NICE ABOUT IT. 4. ALL STAFF... NO ONE IS TO CALL DOWN ANOTHER STAFF MEMBER IN THE LOUNGE FOR ANY R
Dj Crazy (bully)
COME CHECK OUT DJ CRAZY AT THE REAL RED DRAGON LOUNGE..SHE'S RAWKIN THE RED DRAGON RIGHT NOW!!! Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE LADIES COME!!
Watch This Tornado Form
http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid823425597/bclid877032950/bctid1650005083
Ohhhhhhhhh Yea Come Check Akamrs. T Looking For A New Owner For The Month Of July!
What Is It (Instrumental) - Baby Bash Ft. Sean Kingston / THIS FUBAR AUCTION ANNOUNCEMENT IS BY YOURS TRULY Peek-A-Boo@ fubar
Bastards
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Kick Ass Lounge
DJ FRIZBEE is Live At Wicked!! Come Check Him Out! WE ARE AN ALL REQUEST LOUNGE, SO ASK DJ FRIZBEE TO PLAY A SONG!! WE ARE HIRING FOR ALL POSITIONS, SO APPLY WITHIN AND SPEAK WITH A MANAGER OR TONY(OWNER) CLICK ANY PIC TO ENTER THE WICKED LOUNGE. YOU CAN ALSO LISTEN AT WICKED-RADIO-TUNES.NET (repost of original by 'FRIZBEE-DJ@Wicked owns punkie for all of time.' on '2008-06-21 16:04:26') (repost of original by 'DJFRIZBEE-ASST.MANAGER@Wicked owns punkie for all of time.' on '2008-07-06 13:56:40') (repost of original by 'dj Þ®€då†ø® @ wî©k€d owned by dj lusty fu hubby to naughtykitty' on '2008-07-06 15:35:37')
Ohhhhhhhhhhh Nooooooo Akamrs. T Looking For New Owner In Auction
What Is It (Instrumental) - Baby Bash Ft. Sean Kingston / THIS FUBAR AUCTION ANNOUNCEMENT IS BY YOURS TRULY Peek-A-Boo@ fubar
I Believe In Dreams
Lying in the gloom Of my lonely room Thinking of how to reach you Dreaming of having you. I believe in dreams And I believe in miracles I believe the toy balloons Can reach the moon. I dont have the courage and the will To say the words But I can't feel of what's inside me is for real Oh and i know someday I'll have the chance to prove and say Three simple words would come your way I know I have the chance someday Coz I believe in dreams. And I believe in miracles I believe the toy balloons Can reach the moon. I dont have the courage and the will To say the words But I can't feel of what's inside me is for real Oh and i know someday I'll have the chance to prove and say Three simple words would come your way I know I have the chance someday The chance for me to say... That I love you... Oh I love you... Yes I love you... Oh I love you... I believe in dreams I believe my dreams would all come true (I believe it will all come true) Ooh i be
Help Me Make U See
There's a full moon up tonight There's a feeling of love when you touch me And I hope I get this right Hope that you can make sense out of something Help me make you see What tonight could be Let me love you from the bottom of my heart Let me love you till all the stars surrender to the dark And the words sometimes fail me, I just want to say Nothing or no one's ever touched me this way Let me love you from the bottom of my heart I was thinking, it's too late I was walking through life without living Then you came and showed the way And you gave me whole new beginning Baby, make this night The first day of the rest of our lives
Back 2 Me
Sometimes I feel like I like I?m all alone Wondering how, what have I done wrong Maybe I?m just missing you all along When will you be coming home Back to me... There were times I felt like giving up Haunted by memories I can't give up Wish that I never let you go and slip away Had enough reasons for you to stay... Can you feel me? See me falling away (See me falling away) Did you hear me? I'm calling out your name (I?m calling out your name) Cause I?m barely hanging on Baby you need to come home Back to me... Sleepless nights Cause you're not here by my side Cold as ice I feel deep down inside Maybe I?m just missing you all along When will you be coming home Can you feel me? See me falling away (See me falling away) Did you hear me? I'm calling out your name (I?m calling out your name) Cause I?m barely hanging on Baby you need to come home When will you be coming home Back to me...
Surgery... Part 2
July 18th @ 1PM I will be going back up to Christiana for consultation about my Gastric Bypass Surgery. I already went to Chistiana for a seminar to learn about Gastric Bypass and the pro's and the con's that Gastric Bypass surgery will have. Now It's time to find out what other doctor's I will need to go see to make sure I am 100% A Okay for this surgery. :)
7/6
only 3 days left to get ur bids in for owning me! currently im only going for 250k and a 7 day blast. my offer can be changed if the bid goes high enuff...oh vips dont work cuz mine is good till Nov but different size bling packs and tickers, and blasts are more than welcome. and a Happy Hour would be loved lol
Dj Candy (bully)
COME CHECK OUT DJ CANDYCANE AT THE REAL RED DRAGON LOUNGE..SHE'S RAWKIN THE RED DRAGON RIGHT NOW!!! Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE LADIES COME!!
Surgery...
I'm going to be getting Gastric Bypass Surgery. First I have to get test done to make sure I will be okay for it and also I have to get blood work done to see if I have Cushings Syndrome. I am really looking forward to finally getting rid of this weight. This surgery is manily for health reasons not to look good 'cause I know I look good with or without the surgery. If you don't know what Gastric Bypass Surgery is or Cushings Syndrome is here are the deffintions. Gastric Bypass Surgery: "Gastric bypass surgery makes the stomach smaller and allows food to bypass part of the small intestine. You will feel full more quickly than when your stomach was its original size, which reduces the amount of food you eat and thus the calories consumed. Bypassing part of the intestine also results in fewer calories being absorbed. This leads to weight loss." - http://www.webmd.com/diet/weight-loss-surgery/gastric-bypass Cushings Disease: "Cushing's syndrome is a rare disorder that deve
Uniform Auction
I have seen ALL types of auctions on fubar. But I MUST say , this is THE first of its kind. I, THE Slut, am auctioning off a Waffle House Uniform, worn BY me. This will help me get closer to spotlight. I will accept all bids. As bid increases, I will add "perks" to the auction such as, 11's, salutes IN THE UNIFORM, etc etc. So PLEASE bid high and bid OFTEN. Click the pic link below to go straight to the pic and bid. And PLEASE, if you look at the pic, atleast rate it. Auction Brought To By: THE Slut™
Gotta Get Away
Sometimes I wanna get away to some place, but I don't want to stay to long. Anywere is good enough. Sometimes I just want to disapear, sometimes I feel so alone. I'm gonna crash and burn. I just need to get away, but not for to long. Most of that is The Veronicas lyrics to Hook Me Up, but that is also how I feel. Latley I just want to get away, but I don't want to be gone forever. The Veronicas "Hook Me Up" (music video) - http://youtube.com/watch?v=ubxZXEc6pZw
Does This Work On Anyone?
are all men besides me that stupid?
Men
Why is it that men always feel the need to cheat. i am the type of girl to stand by man no matter what. i have great heart and am a independant womwn. i dont know what to think but if you can answer this question fill me in.
Pictures
I just don't understand that it seems that females think they won't get talked to by males or other females for that matter if they don't have a boob shot!!! Or they show more. If you want to get laid there are tons of those sites out there. I have those photos but they are not to be shraed with the entire world. No one needs to see those unless more is going on. To me and probably to most ppl your saying you wanna get laid, Again there are sites for that, plenty of them. And most of these pics all someone has to do is lie and say they are 18...... Personally I dont want my son or his friends, or my family to see THOSE pics of me!! Wouldn't that make them proud of MOM to show everything she has here for the world to see? No I am not a prude, Damn so far from that you have no idea. And innocent - in ones dreams but not reality. Lived the drugs, drinking and wild sex - been there dont that....Innocent hahaha .... But I just am trying to get why women to this? I dont g
Answer Me This
why is it that when i ask for an answer from guys, i usually get more words then i need, but not an answer. recently i asked someone what i ever did to them to dislike me, and i never got an answer just a bunch of cover up bullshit. now he blocked me,,which is fine by me. i honestly dont get it.. if i ask a question,why dont people just give a straight answer instead of just a bunch of crap? all i ever hear is how guys hate drama and lies and head games.... so what does it take to just get a straight answer? some one enlighten me please....
Do You Yahoo ?
Sarge's Bad Girls Do You Have YIM ? If So Send Me A Message And I'll Give You My ID So You Can Add Me..So I Can Keep You Up To Date With New Blogs And Other Info For The Bad Girls.. Thanks
Just In A Down Mood
Another update. I have the neurologist appointment on the 22nd so I have a wait. I been feel a lot better physically and lot worse mentally. My weight is still up. I can't seem to get it off. Tony has been working so much my poor baby. When he isn't here I find myself bored and lonely and eating more. I need to just get my butt online and fubar...haha. Starting today I am trying really hard to get it off. Kids keeping me so busy and Tony working like he has....me going to gym right now is not an option. August all 3 will be in school I can go when I please..yeahhhh. I hope everyone had a great 4th mine was ok didnt do much at all. Another hectic couple of weeks coming up.. I need a vacation lol
Wayfaring Stranger (live)
Giveaway
Please help me with my giveaway! I need 20,000 comments for a 70 bling pack
Bad Kitty And Bad Wolfy Are In A Giveaway. We Will Give Fubux Out ( Want Some???)
Help Us and We Will Help you!!! The Bad Wolfy And Bad Kitty are in a Giveaway and they need lots of help!!!!!!
Grow The Hell Up
wow it shocks me how this person on here is 37 and just bc my screen froze and i down rated her by mistake she acted like a damn 2 year old by the way i did fix it so i think the lil baby needs to just grow up
Special Auction With Just Me In It
1 nsfw pic a nsfw cam sestion yahoo id f/r/a if not already done crush on for a month
More Food For Thought...the Past In The Present
Hi...I hope you find my posts useful...some of them come from "Higher Awareness", The Inner Journey - open to new possibilities. We all find some difficulties sometimes in life and going back to past may help many of us...may help to understand why we act, feel or think like we do, may help to find some answers to some "WHY's"...because...everything comes from our PAST! "If you accept a limiting belief, then it will become a truth for you." -- Louise Hay Pick one aspect of your life, e.g. your health, your competence, your prosperity or relationships, and think back to when you were a child. What messages about this subject did you hear from adults at that time that are still playing on your subconscious tape recorder? Messages like: "Men can't be trusted." "Money doesn't grow on trees." "You're not smart enough to succeed in business." How is your world reflecting your beliefs back to you, today? "There are no limitations to the self except those you believe in."
In A 150 Bling Pack Giveaway
Hey all! Okay so I am in a contest with no time limit run by JOHNNY!!!! I need 50,000 comments to get a 150 bling pack! I would really appreciate any help you can give me. Also if anyone knows how to do bulletins that would be a big help for me too!!! Just click on the link below! Thanks again and I hope I can count on you! xoxo veronica
Reflections Of Love
Reflections Of Love by LateNiteFantasy© Will you kiss me tenderly tonight? hold me lovingly like you did last night? one look in your eyes and i knew i was through the heat from your stare layed me bare Last night was like a dream could barely see thru the steam you held me close within your arms couldn't resist your devilish charms your erotic words of love captured my heart could this be a start the beginning of something grand or perhaps it's just something written in the sand I shiver and close my eyes imagine your touch my body responds it's almost too much electrifying kiss sends me into undeniable bliss How my body hungered for your caress and you demanded, giving nothing less making me feel as if i was the only one no greater lover comparable to none
Your Requests Count!
if you have a song request, just leave a comment :)
True American????
It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! Only it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE ! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Y'all know who they are... You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.' You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say 'Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.' You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat VietNam vets with great respect, and always have. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believ
Pretty.
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Woohoo
Yay my daughters finaly home from her trip..
Paganism
I have been feeling lately like people still look down on pagans, and that they still believe we worship Satan. How can we worship something we don't even believe in? Satan is a Christian belief, and they can keep him. 25,000 years ago, wo/man believed in many Gods, and Goddesses. They saw that in nature, both the male and female presents had to be for life to be. Religion evolved in a natural way, wo/man lived with the land, animals and plants, not away from these things. The focus of life was the hunt, for in the hunt, wo/man aquired food, clothing for warmth, and "supplies" to fashion weapons, tools, and make shelter. The God and Goddess were a part of this circle, and wo/man gave praise, worshiped and talked to thier God/ess asking for plentiful crops, birth of animals, and fertility in themselves, to perpetuate mankind. They understood life as a circle, not a straight line. Good and evil were not assigned to seperate dietis, early man saw the potential for bot
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An Elderly Couple
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively. She replied, "I would like it infrequently". The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses and leaned over towards her and whispered, "Is that one word or two.
Dreamtime In Fu'land
Dreamtime In Fu'land by LateNiteFantasy© A quiet night in Fu'land did dream dust spread like rain? caressing sleeping midnight hours begone the lonely pain Did misery there drift away as snowflake on the breeze? was it you that held me close as we did float through trees? A quiet night in Fu'land where fear and hope join dance before the sleep of respite and vision of romance Unconscious to the coming day as kiss the silver cloud and ride the golden rainbow in silence ever loud Awaken to the Fu'dawn from dream of summer sky heart that sing in harmony and love, now set to fly
Force~3~bombers----members!! **updated 7/13/08
Meet the FORCE~3~Bombers!! **~BABYGIRL~*OWNER~* OF ~THE~FORCE~3~BOMBERS~@ fubar ~*BIGGIE MARV*~*Co- Owner*~*Force*~*3*~*Bombers*~@ fubar ~*Buckle *~ *THE*~*CANDY*~*MAN~*MANGER~**OF~*THE FORCE~*3~BOMBERS~*@ fubar HD Petes Ultra Classic is taking a break from fubar@ fubar ~§ëxxï Térrïè ~ ~Asst Manager Force 3 Bombers & Shadow Levelers~@ fubar *Itchy* Lead Licker @ Silver Dollar Saloon Owned by Tommy Rock ~Force 3 Bomber Secretary~@ fubar ButterflyMajic{fuSlave2Boom&DarkGod}{StaffOFSpiritOfGaia}{Force~3~BombersHeadGreeter}@ fubar
Going Back Home
OK...I know I said this to some people..."I will never move back to TN because I love TX." But, due to some unforseen "things" I am....And actually looking forward to it! I am gonna miss all my friends that I have made here in TX!!!! Gonna miss one more than the others, and he knows who he is, but this is something I have to do. I need to get my life back in order...I thought I could do it on my own here, but I've learned that I need to be closer to my family right now at this time in my life....So, on that note, good bye TX...I love y'all!!!! ; Hello TN....I'm baaaack......
First Post
Hello! I am so glad to be here. A little about me: My name is Staci.I`m living in Latvia, Riga.Spoke on Latvian, English and Russian languages.I am a model in my country. I practise music, dances.I like to walk in night`s clubs,travel,sport,boys,animals,flowers...all, that is loved by girls. I want to become actress. Unfortunately, my photos steal.Therefore I want to say that I am on only on this site (1993305) and here http://www.liveinternet. ru/users/staci/blog/.This is all. I ask to inform мe,if you will find my fakes. That is all. I not so well know English, therefore write with errors.Sorry. Buy)
Love To Be A Fan
About since I've been on this Cherry Tap/Fubar thing I have seen all sorts of people on the different blasts, etc. who say they want to get rate, fan and add. Naturally they do, it's points and I haven't minded doing it but today I noticed that I've given out 3 times as many fans as I've received. I've been thinking that most of the fubars are nasty little brats but this sort of proves it to me. Not sure what I'll do about it except maybe start keeping track when I can and initiate my own category of people known as Fu Brats. I like children but not when they're supposed to act like adults.
Rules Of Washington D.c.
- If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for. - Don't lie, cheat or steal...unnecessarily. - There is always one more son of a gun than you counted on. - An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble. - The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant. - Chicken Little only has to be right once. - "NO" is only an interim response. - You can't kill a bad idea. - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried. - The truth is a variable. - A porcupine with his quills down in just another fat rodent. - You can agree with any concept or notional future option, in principle, but fight implementation every step of the way. - A promise is not a guarantee. - If you can't counter the argument, leave the meeting.
Hello
ok so now i got this one this is one of 3 so when i want to say something i say it here
Force~3~bombers
Meet the FORCE~3~Bombers!! **~BABYGIRL~*OWNER~* OF ~THE~FORCE~3~BOMBERS~@ fubar ~*BIGGIE MARV*~*Co- Owner*~*Force*~*3*~*Bombers*~@ fubar ~*Buckle *~ *THE*~*CANDY*~*MAN~*MANGER~**OF~*THE FORCE~*3~BOMBERS~*@ fubar HD Petes Ultra Classic is taking a break from fubar@ fubar ~§ëxxï Térrïè ~ ~Asst Manager Force 3 Bombers & Shadow Levelers~@ fubar *Itchy* Lead Licker @ Silver Dollar Saloon Owned by Tommy Rock ~Force 3 Bomber Secretary~@ fubar ButterflyMajic{fuSlave2Boom&DarkGod}{StaffOFSpiritOfGaia}{Force~3~BombersHeadGreeter}@ fubar
What Is A Billion ?
This is too true to be funny. The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959 B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division : Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to
Ride The Train Baby!!!
RIDE CUFFED'S TRAIN! You know you wanna ride this train baby! So go F/R/A all these fu's and drop a page comment that your riding Cuffed's train! You could be getting on at the next stop!! HëÃD ÐJ DarkWolf @ ÇLUß È©LÎÞSë@ fubar arakrune boyfriend of cuffed desire@ fubar ÐJ Må$†è® RåvèñWº£ƒ~~R/£ Må$†è® †º ‡¢è Qµèèñ & båbýgý®£~R/£ ßF †º î¢è~Må$†è® †º ¢µƒƒèd dè$î®è@ fubar Strangely Sweet Lissa@ fubar ɃȺɃɎɃǬɎ Ɉ {MEMBER OF CLUB FAR}@ fubar Thru_a_diff_i *~Come enter my Show Me Those Sexy Lips Contest, C Blog!~*@ fubar
Hello
I'm new to Fubar and just wanted to say hello to everyone out there.
Animal Rescue
Hi, all you animal lovers. This is pretty simple... Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily to meet their quota of getting free food donated every day to abused and neglected animals. It takes less than a minute (how about 20 seconds?) to go to their site and click on the purple box 'fund food for animals' for free. This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know. www.theanimalrescuesite.com AGAIN, PLEASE TELL 10 FRIENDS!!!
Stutter
STUTTER A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', She volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. 'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!' 'That must've been scary', said the teacher. 'It sure was', said
Joke2
Old McDonald was sitting on a fence beating his meat with a monkey wrench.Missed his meat and hit his balls ,pissed all over his coveralls!!!!!
Trouble With Haters!
What is up with all the haters on this site? So many people think its funny to give out '1's, leave nasty comments on mumms, etc. Then when I block them, they send their friends after me! If they don't like me, WHY do they care if I block them?
Wanna Help
please rate pic leave comments would be appreciated ty
Why Free Speech Is So Important
First they came for the Communists, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn’t a Communist. Then they came for the Social Democrats, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn’t a Social Democrat. Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn’t a Trade Unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up, because I wasn't a Jew, Then they came for me, and by that time there was no one left to speak up for me.
Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-te
Table Of Condiments
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Jokes
old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her dog a bone.When she bent over rover took over and gave her a bone of his own!!!!!!
Men Are Like A Pack Of Cards
Men are like a pack of Cards: A "heart" to love them A "diamond" to marry them A "club" to smack them and A "spade" to bury the body... I've often been asked, "what do you old boys do now that you're retired?" Well, I have a friend who has a chemical background and one of the things we enjoy most is turning beer, margaritas, scotch and martinis into urine. And, we're pretty damn good at it!!"
The Lick
The Lick by LateNiteFantasy© My fingertips slowly trail up your inner thigh skirt around your sex and down the other one see you raising your hips pushing them at me reach out a finger stroke your lips slowly moving them sideways a little rubbing slightly slide my finger up to your hood push it then back to your center slowly slip it inside you then another watching your eyes seeing the desire as I spread my fingers inside you as wide as I can and start to twist my wrist moving inside you your hips thrusting impatiently my other hand to your hood, peel it back seeing the pink tip of your rosebud touch it softly then place a my thumb and finger either side of it start to rub it up and down as I hear your moaning slip fingers put of you,and hold lips slightly apart as my mouth comes to you my tongue peeping out ready to taste you to lick you to drink from your well run my tongue over your lips then push just the
I Won The Belt!!!!!!!!!!
i won the champ belt at reds rage whoop whoop
Batman Vs. The Dark Knight
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You Just Gotta Love Barb
Yeah well I do and I reckon you should show her love - cos she has calmed me down and Im glad to say that Im staying on here - SINGLE AND LOVING IT and eating chocolate and wearing new trainers so beat that!!!!!
The Bite
The Bite by LateNiteFantasy© Breaking from the kiss lips languidly parting I smile at you see the awakening lust in your eyes Taking half a pace backwards, I hold your right breast in my left hand, lifting and slowly squeezing watching the hard erect nipple as it slowly turns purple my right hand approaches you I pinch the nipple , squeeze it,hen pull gently my left hand reaches for my drink,I take a sip pulling an ice cube into my mouth and lower my head to you flicking my tongue out at your nipple the tip of my tongue teasing you feel you thrusting your breast to me,as my lips cover the nipple I suck a little my tongue pushing the ice cube onto the nipple feeling you shudder I suck harder rubbing the ice against you, placing drink back on table,I move to your other breast no preliminaries now immediately start sucking your nipple hard wanting all your breast in my mouth the ice cube melting against your heat I release th
Yay For Arguing
a "friend" and i constantly fight.. i am talking it is a constant thing... can't go a week without fighting it seems he is pissed off that i decided we are better off NOT friends after this last fight and i removed him.. saying i was fake and blahblahblah now.. why on earth would i stay friends with someone who has made me cry MORE THAN ONCE.. or who gets pissed off when i don't take his advice and picks a fight with me that lasts over an hour? i like abuse.. but not that much of it ffs... apparently i am crazy, a bitch, selfish, shady... a few other things as well ok :D sure dear!
First 6 Minutes Of The Black Knight
The Wet Kiss
The Wet Kiss by LateNiteFantasy© Taking hold of the ice cube again I draw small circles on your lower back, watching as the melted ice starts to trickle down Towards your sweet round cheeks see it dribble into the crack, kneel watching as it runs over your sweet ass along your now damp pussy see a globule forming on the hood of your clitoris reach out a finger collect the water,and lick my finger reach out again peeling the hood from your rosebud, I see the pink tip, swelling before my eyes, and touch it with the ice cube feel you quiver as I gently stroke the tip of your clit,with my fingertip Pull my hand upwards, my finger stroking your pussy,an inch slipping inside you picking up your sweetness trail my finger across your ass,then lean in lick it sensually. Standing, I turn you round, seeing the glazed look in your eyes, as I slip the finger that has just been inside you between your lips for you to taste as I
Dj Mass
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Another New Video Since Stash Is Still Down For The Count
New Video Since Stash Is On The R-n-r
Not Good...
Have you ever had something happen to you thats so horrible that all you want to do is curl up in a little ball and stop breathing? I had one of those things happen last night, and as usual, no one was here to help me. I should be used to this crap now really... As per usual after the... I want to die stage... came the coping stage where I just go and try to laugh, blocking out what happened and how I feel... some things are SO bad I don't want to talk about them, I feel unclean, worthless, used and embarrased... I was doing REALLY well until a few hours ago... People don't want to hear, they can't do anything about it so whats the point of telling every horrible detail? Anyway... this was just a small insignificant little offload... I don't feel right... I feel really crap... don't really want to be here... so just be warned that I feel crap... not my usual self... I saw people today having a laugh about stalkers etc... I wish it WAS a funny thing... Someone shoot me be
New Video Since Stash Is On The R-n-r
Supernova
Supernova by LateNiteFantasy© If indeed every star Has it's time to shine How do I find my light? Drilling in a desert Only parched earth in sight On an expedition In search of me There are days When I feel close...... Vibrations of miracle water Trickle just underfoot Never quite reaches the surface Of this barren land Even the weeds have withered A pin point in the distance Of darkest night A dot in the midst of A thousand points of light I am a flicker In the stratosphere There must be more I am meant to be A halogen glow In the presence of the sun Brilliant.... but has yet To shine on its own
Leveling Pimpout #4
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My New Bully
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The First Plunge
The First Plunge by LateNiteFantasy© Sitting with this idea, as I pray it will hatch I’ve hovered over the concept protectively Now warming to the thought It begins to take root And slowly, it molds itself to The interior of my mentality For the first time In the languorous stretch of my forever Commitment has a face Her features are yet unclear to me But I can make out her form She understands my idiosyncrasies And assuages my unfounded fears She knows all about my love affair with the pen Not the slightest bit threatened She knows this, I need And encourages my indulgence She doesn't concern herself with propriety, Nor does she think me promiscuous For hopping from thread to thread She knows me as a free spirit that wears no reigns So she keeps in her pocket The 30 karat ring One day maybe..... But until then She gifts me with flowers That live for 5 days
Dj Sxy
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If Anyone Would Like To Contribute To The New Baby... This Would Be A Great Help To Me.
This was posted in July, but I still have not gotten it yet. Any help would be appreciated. I am getting a Crib4Life crib for the new baby-to-be.  If anyone would like to contribute for the baby, this would be a great way and no shopping is needed.  Any amount can be gifted toward the crib by calling the following store and giving them my name (Carol Harstad). Payment arrangements can be made right over the phone.CRIB 4 LIFEAltamonte Springs, FL 32714Phone: 407-774-4222Operating Hours:    10:00 am - 06:00 pm MON - WED    10:00 am - 08:00 pm THUR, FRI    10:00 am - 05:00 pm SAT    01:00 pm - 05:00 pm SUN    Closed HOLIDAYGeneration Next CollectionColor: Cinnamon (as shown): Capturing the classic appeal of sleigh bed styling, the Generation Next crib has a drop-gate front that allows easy access to your baby. The crib converts into a toddler bed and then into a full-size adult bed with the addition of adult rails. Generation Next, the ideal choice for your family, is an entire collec
Oooooo Cookies
I am making Chocolate chip cookies :)
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Can I Get A Witness?
Can I Get a Witness? by LateNiteFantasy© Ain’t the way it’s s’posed t’ be This sin sick world of lust and greed It takes and takes, never giving back But for agony and grief Left to long for relief It punctures and drains (Like the nocturnal beast) Of life, of love, of pleasure, of peace On occasion it delivers, if fate allows A miserly crumb, a strained handout When with outstretched hand You’ve come to borrow Beware the return of your debtor With interest tomorrow
Kendog
ADD/FAN/RATE HIM PLEASE Kendog a.k.a. Thunderlips@ fubar
Cell Block
Subtext Of Love
Subtext of Love by LateNiteFantasy© The language in which We are all fluent Translates actions to speech And back again The lift of A wickedly arched brow At just the right moment Gives up secrets better left buried Tells you that I know What you wish I did not An insolent tone Belies innocent words Waking to a note on your pillow That still breathes your scent Says more than the ink Etched into the paper You could have waited Until I awakened To say these written words That you never fail to say But the gesture Leaves me breathless It says everything That words do not Spaces between words Speak louder here Invisible text between visible lines Embodies what we are to each other I silently mirror That I feel the same With every stir Of your favorite dish The cold towels For your headaches The hot towels For your backaches The gleam in my eye When you laugh I find joy In your bliss All these things Hang muted in air Li
4th Of July Waterfront Good Times
Before I get into the 4th of July I wanted to mention I saw Wanted yesterday. I thought it was very good. Yes at the beginning the story did start out a little bit slow. But that part of the story was pretty important because it shaped a lot of the movie. For some of the boys and some of the girls yes Angelina looked amazing in this film. I think all the Tattoos helped. Of course it was a shot um up kind of movie so the action part of it was pretty good. I won't say what the plot twist was (isn't there all ways one in the good action movies) but I liked it and thought it was pretty good. Hey if you like That kind of movie or Angelina you should like the movie. Before the movie there was a preview for the new Mummy movie. I'll admit when I heard that their was a new one I thought "Why" but after the preview this one looks pretty good, oh yeah and Jet Li plays the "Bad Guy" it looks pretty sweet. So on the 4th of July I did make it down to the Marina. I wanted to g
Out For A Week
I am out for a week, everyone, so take care. Have fun n'stuff! lol
Lavender Love
Lavender Love by LateNiteFantasy© From seed I grew, like lavender, soaking up sunshine. At night, I dozed under the watchful eyes of the Cosmos. Morning dew dripped on my petals. I blossomed and offered myself to you... my blooms pieced and dried, to scent your clothes and linens. From my essence, I gave you aromatic oil, to soften your skin, perfume your bath, Soothing you with me. For I am lavender, fragrant with love.
Erotica.....impending Storm
The Impending Storm Her hands lay on his broad shoulders as she straddled his lap. She arched her back as he dipped his head down to lick first one nipple than the other. Moaning sighs of torture and delight hung in the air around them. His hands grasped her ass and pulled her closer to him. His velvet encased steel erection strained beneath his pants. She smiled as she tilted her head up to the sky. Rain drops fell and caressed her heated skin. He was too engrossed in the wonders of her breasts to have noticed the rain. She placed her hands on his face he let go of a nipple and looked up at her. She looked like a ravishing water goddess. Her raven hair hung down in water kissed waves. Her lips looked juicy and kissable. Pouting bottom lip begging to be suckled. She smiled. This storm goddess. His all his. He released her ass and put his hands on the back of her head bringing her down for a kiss. Every emotion, every desire, poured out in an almost tangible wave. She
Sleeping Beauty
Sleeping Beauty by LateNiteFantasy© In dreamscape she flew, The stunning Sleeping Beauty, Cursed to sleep for a hundred years. Her silken hair fanned across white satin, Rosy lips slightly parted. Her dreams were not of Castles in the sky, Or happily ever after. Vibrant and all woman, She dreamt of feminine desires, The kind wiles are composed of. In her dreams, she saw visions Of wonderful substance, The stuff that female dreams Are made of. Exquisite imagery radiated Like a kaleidoscope Behind her closed smoky eyes, As male appendages of love, Paraded before her, Dipping and dancing In perfect form. Her perfect lips smiled With wanton delight, As she inspected every one. Every pore, every shiny inch, Each vein and every ridge, She explicitly explored, Not missing a delectable spot. First, she employed her finger To trace every curve and arch. Next, she used a strand Of her glossy soft hair To tease and tickle, Finally, using a ribb
Have You Ever
Have You Ever... Have you ever cried at night, Thinking it was bad, Have you ever lost a love, The only thing you ever had, Have you ever screamed out loud, From pain that you have felt, Have you ever stopped and looked, At pain that you have dealt, Have you ever questioned someone, Of love and if its true, Have you ever really wondered, If they truly feel for you, Have you ever felt abused, Or worried while you wait, Have you ever made a big huge deal, Over someone being late, Have you ever had them leave, And watched them walk away, Have you ever thought of leaving, But could only sit and stay, Have you ever hurt someone, And looked at what you've done, Have you ever been the one that's hurt, And thought that you were the only one, Have you ever loved another, And never told them so, Have you ever tried to tell them, But didn't know how it would go, Have you ever been alone, Where no one else could see, So you sat at home remaining unknown, having no
Scenting The Wind
Scenting the Wind by LateNiteFantasy© Dusk approaches as sunflowers bow their blossoms in sleep. From the waxing shadows, the crickets begin their night songs. In the distant hollowed oak, barn owls say, "Whoo?" The half moon gives a point five smile, as clouds chase each other. Mother Nature is restless tonight, as a night breeze blows, Within our whispered secret haven lies its origin. Candles of serendipity glow and crackle. Indigo shadows deepen under the golden tint. The world outside screams in bass tempo Compared to the rapid breathing of our souls, As you and I create Nirvana With each sweet smile and love word sighed. Our sensual sensory are in exotic overload, As our lips commence treasure hunts for erotic jewels. With each touch the carnal heat of our hunger rises and blends, Forming a perfumed pheromone cloud, scenting the wind.
Fubar Freaks The Nasty Type
b**ch about w/e u wanna like the freaks on fubar, like KDOLL, wat a n**jockey, check out the pics, u wont miss them, giving me s**t cos she acting like a spoilt brat haha she got silenced, shame it wasnt permanent, nice one Catawba, id of silenced it too, then banned :)
I Will Be In An Auction On Monday Opens At 1300 Hours
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Lost In Heaven
Lost In Heaven by LateNiteFantasy© As now I sail the golden dream See my Angel standing there, A vision clothed in perfect white Soft sunlight, in her hair. Memory does spark within Of time, not long ago Of passion sweet, and love divine Within the afterglow How did I love thee, Lady fair. How did I drink thy wine As pussy lips did blossom forth To bring such joy to mine. So honey sweet, yet silky smooth My tongue received your prize As I my love, intently gazed Deep down into your eyes. Your swollen clit, was tender then Pink and filled with flush As I caressed her gently No need my love to rush But that was back in mist of time Behind the summers door Did love you then, my precious one, Yet now,I love you more
Pimout 1 From Gem
One of the most beautiful women I have the pleasure of knowing....Lady Kate. Besides being beautiful (inside AND out), Kate is witty, generous, caring, a fighter and most importantly a survivor. She is my hero, my inspiration and my newest FU Owner. Please take a moment and show this incredible woman some love. If you don't already have her as a friend make sure you add her! LadyღKate This bulletin brought to you by ♡aGEM4life♡ ~♫♪HockingRadio™'s DJ Gemini♪♫ Wind Beneath My Wings - Bette Midler
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When You Thought I Wasn't Looking
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted to paint another one. When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you feed a stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be kind to animals. When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make my favorite cake for me, and I learned that the little things can be the special things in life. When you thought I wasn't looking I heard you say a prayer, and I knew that there is a God I could always talk to, and I learned to trust in Him. When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make a meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and I learned that we all have to help take care of each other. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you give of your time and money to help people who had nothing, and I learned that those who have something should give to those who don't. When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you take care of our house and everyone in it, and I learned we have to take c
30-day Fu-marriage Auction! Starting Soon!
Cooter's Barowned by Rev. Cooter Each month, Cooter's Bar will be sponsoring auctions. We will have some great ones lined up for you each month to participate in. Our next auction which will begin on: Sunday, July 13, 2008 and will end at 11:59PM EST or 8:59PM Fu-Time Saturday, July 19, 2008 and this will be a 30 Day Fu-Marriage Auction! Thats right...for 30 days you will be fu-married to the winning bidder in this auction. Once won you must: 1. Put in your nickname that you are a fu-wife/fu-hubby to "whoever won you". 2. Give them as many 10's or 11's you can muster. 3. Give them a gift every day 4. Comment them every day 5. Anything else you wish to offer *And if you are offering more let Rev. Cooter know* If you wish to particpate in this auction please do the following: 1. Private message Rev. Cooter by Saturday, July 12, 2008 by 9PM EST or 6PM Fu-Time that you wish to be added to the auction block. 2. With your message, please submit a photo link so Rev. C
Lying
There is more than one form of lying. The first kind is the act of actually telling a lie. The second type is called "lying by omission". When a person commits this type, they lie by leaving out information or just not not telling a person certain information.
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Cooter™ Definitions For The Week Of 07/06/08
1.cooter ball The treasured art of balling up some type of bill with a monetary value while attending a strip club; then proceeding to throw the balled up money at the stripper's (that is on the stage at that time) "cooter." If accurately landing the ball of money within the suggested area winning a lap dance on stage by the stripper that has participated in the game. Used in a Sentence: Damn you played a good game of cooter ball, now you get a lap dance with that stripper thats got the herps! 2. cooter ball a variation of the game nut ball when two or more females throw a ball at eachother's crotches. see the nut ball definition Used in a Sentence: wanna play cooter ball?
Bully By Tappinit!
Only 384k to go! This Lovely Lady has a goal .... ..To level before her surgery on the 15th. SxyCaliGirl68~Proudly owned by Tappinit~Shadow Levelers~Owned by XciteMe~@ fubar How hard can it be? Rate her pix, Bling her etc... We can have it DONE by Monday! Hit her hard... ....and hit her often! Lovingly Pimped by Tappinit : Tappinit~@ fubar I Have A Dream - Common
Confessions Party Pictures 4
Confessions Party Pictures 3
Let Me Go
i can feel you. even though your so far away.late at night when my tears fall and loneliness is at its greatest, i imagine that your here and im in your arms again. only for a moment does this mind trickery work. a sweet and beautiful moment until reality comes screeching back and i am again alone curled in the fetal position wondering when the pain of everything ive gone through is going to go away.i wish i didnt care about other people and there pain so that i could off myself without causing them sadness.even if i told them how miserable i am i dont think they would understand.ive gone through so much this year and this life and it sucks. i know thats very selfish and other people have it much tougher than me but i cant help it. my mind is constantly working against me. i try to think of happy things and i try to forgive people for what they have done to me but i cant let go when i try to think of other things my mind plays tricks and makes all these painful moments flood my head
Confessions Party Pictures 2
Got It Right This Time-(keith Urban)
She believes in me like I've been tryin' to do I'm seein' things I've never seen before Ever since you came into my life I've been a better man Run, Run, Run, I was running scared Always lookin' for a place to leave And I couldn't seem to find where I belonged Until she took my hand Chorus We can make this work out Baby, I know it's true I can't picture myself, with no one but you And I think I got it right, this time Oh Yeah All of my life I've been lookin' for someone Who believes in love the way I do And I know I've make my share of big mistakes But Girl I promise you Chorus True belivers always find each other And here we are Always knew that you were out there just waitin' on me For me to find my way Find my way to your heart Oh Yeah Chorus After all the crazy days I made it through I can't picture myself with no one but you And I think I got it right, this time Oh Yeah
Freedom Isnt Free
I'm Here
After all the shit that went wrong with this move, I now am without a job. Fuckin Bob Chocola! He's the DM for CVS around where I live and since he and my old manager Khan are such good buddies he wont transfer me because I had to leave suddenly in Feb. They re both such assholes. Now again I am with out job and money. WTF!!!!! I can not catch a break!!!!!
Dark Divas Night 4
The Good Old Days
Sitting here thinking about what my kids do for fun now days makes me wish for the good old again when I was a kid even know I know those days will never happen its still fun thinking about them .The days my buddys and me would pitch in a couple a bucks a piece and go cruising up and down the main street all night trying to show off with our rides and impresss the chicks .The days before we were old enough to drive we would brag abut what kind of bike we had like one of the first kids with the new shwin bike the one that had the big shifter in the middle with the 16 inche wheel in the front and the fat 20 inche wheel in the back I know that sounds pretty lame but those bikes are back. The days we wore big bell bottom pants or parachute pants hell i even miss high school now even though i hated it so much back then and that transition from 8 track tapes to cassettes wow now i know im old .Some things just shouldnt have ever changed but that the way life goes i guess it just leaves us
Dark Divas Night 3
Dark Divas Night -2
Dark Divas Night
VIRGIN VOICES PARTY JULY 5, 2008
She Came Into My Bedroom
She came into my bedroom her nakedness aglow she posed before my window Gave me a private show Her breasts were lit by moonbeams hair bathed in silver light I rose to the occasion And we made love all night. She came into my bedroom Just on a month ago I haven’t seen her since then But I keep hoping so Tonight the moon is riding Bright silver in the sky As sleep tugs at me gently A shadow takes my eye She came into my bedroom I’m certain it is she A vixen bathed in moonlight Is she in love with me? Silver swirls in midnight curls Her hair hangs wild and free Her wraith-like grace in night’s embrace Wraps me in ecstasy She came into my bedroom (The sun is shining bright) I know I was not dreaming She stayed all through the night The scent of her still lingers I’m going to miss her so How I’ll yearn for her return Though there’s a month to go WITCHY'S WIKKED GRAPHIX
True Love..my Prince Was .. Sent From Heaven
I wanted to post this so everyone would know Chris is my real life boyfriend, an we now live together here in New York..we meet on fubar,an fell deeply in love an knew right away we were meant to be together.nothing has been easy 4 us we have had to work hard to be together!! but it has all been worth it !!! He is my soul mate ,an was sent from heaven ,he is more then a boy friend he's my best friend..my every thing ..I never thought ..I could feel this much love 4 one person !!!He really is the THE BEST!!HE'S THE SWEETEST MOST CARING MAN I have ever known !!Never mind the fact that he's mmmmm the hottest man on the face of the earth ,,an all mine !!An that makes me the luckiest girl on this planet !!! fairy tales do have happy ending's !!!i am so happy an wouldn't change a thing I love Chris With all my heart,N soul !! Thanks 4 Reading this .i just wanted to share with everyone how happy i am an how much i love Chris!!hope you all find your one true love !! cuz I have found mine !! Th
Nasty Survey
Welcome 2 the Nasty Survey. Are u daring enough 2 answer this 4 this person? if so, message them your answers!!! rules: to keep ya info private send it to my mail box Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 your self! 1.Would u have sex with me? answer: 2.What position would u ........ me in? answer: 3.Would u suck me up/eat me out? answer: 4.Would u sex me hard? answer: 5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u do me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me? answer: 9.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 10.What makes u want 2 have sex with me? answer: 11.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we sexed? answer: 12.Where would u do me @? answer: 13.Would u do me in front of people? answer: 14.Would u do me again and again? answer: 15.Would u do me in the rain? answer: 16.Would u mind if we did it like ..
Give A Rose
A rose I give to the one I love A gift that seems so small It represents so very much Our love the most of all A petal for the friendship A petal for the touch A petal for the trust we share Our love it means so much A petal for the kindness The caring that you show A petal for the comfort given when I'm feeling low A petal for the laughter and how your eyes do shine A petal for the dreams we share and how they intertwine A petal for the deep respect which you give with ease A petal for the love you show and how you wish to please. A petal for the love we share A petal for the bliss A petal for the gentle touch A petal for your kiss A rose I give to the one I love A gift that seems so small It represents so very much Our love the most of all
Mask
She wears it like a mask Each time she comes to me, A shroud to cloud my eyes, A veil I cannot see. But her mask is just a ruse, An aspect of her game. It hides the girl behind The fiction of her name. That name is but a symbol Of the role she plays for me, A promise unfulfilled, A hope of what could be. Removing all between us, Clothed only in her name, Her touch is my illusion, Setting heart and loin aflame. A mirage within a dream, A ghost of fragile youth, She is fantasy. And fire. And beauty born of truth. Her name is but a name, A symbol, just a mask - Concealing what I see, Revealing what I ask
Kiss Me !!!!!
Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Lick me: Fuck Me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Caress me: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Go to sleep with me: Do me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of u: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: Let me call you: Get drunk with me: What would you do if you woke up next to me ? Will you repost this so i can do the same for u:
Grade Me Game
GRADE ME GAME" Grade me and reply and send it 2 me!! F = damn you're ugly D = your parents must be mad at the doctors C- = You're need some work C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. F*** me A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Spectacular A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND F*** ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!! Reply to me the grade you
Sex Application
1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorit­e position: 4.Do you think I'm cute? 5.Would you have sex with me?. 6.Lights on or off? 7.Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom­ or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 14.Would you kiss me during sex? 15.Do you think I would be good in bed? 16.Would you use me as a booty call? 17.Can I use you as a booty call? 18.Can we take pictures of the act? 19.How long would we U
In The Heat Of The Moment
In the heat of the moment, wild passions flare. Tongues, teeth and finger tips, aching to touch and share. Invisible boundaries designed, to quell this heat with a shiver and a chill. Anticipation the red flame, that melts an iron will. Passions born of hell, yet known to God as pleasure. Finger tips burn skin, while touching lighter than a feather. A dance in near darkness, awakes once more this passion. Erotic this crucifixion, outdated by modern fashion. The world slips away, as we dance in the fire. Lips touching skin , animalistic this desire. The tempo grows quicker, hips interlocked not breaking. Hearts pound, brain whirls at this risk we are taking. The CD a rumble, like distant thunder. Passion riding the storm, of this spell I'm under. Lips along jawlines, passion threatens to burn us. Forged far below, in Hades' own furnace. Lips brushing lips, searing the flesh. Bodies interlocked, as to the music we mesh. The beat so st
Passion Revealed
Passions revealed, desires sedated, never once believed, such pleasures awaited. Romance claimed lost, desire now greed, no estatic long nights, just fullfilling a need. But with lingering glances, on satin smooth skin, through the night we languish, in the erotica of skin. A candle lit dinner, alone to test our will, champaine on ice , inhibitions to chill. A fire in the hearth, our only light, yet hold back the urges, as passion fills the night. Caressing your hair, a masage designed to please, your breathing grows soft, a sensual tease. Lips finally meet, so tender and hoping, tounges intertwine, searching not groping. Finger tips trace, from your neck down your spine, awakening nerves the pleasure , devine. Cloths whisper as they fall to the floor, bringing pleasure in the skin they show, no rush no hurry all night, to take it slow. A trail of kisses, the soft backs of knees, bodys aching yearning, eager to please. By the
Good Bye Fubar
I have decided to close my account at 11pm GMT tonight and nobody can change my mind, Ive thought about it long and hard and decided its the best thing to do. If any one wants to keep in touch, feel free to pm me for my YIM. PLEAASE DO NOT RIP ANY OF MY PICTURES, IM SAVING THEM FOR MY NEW SITE therfore dont want to see any of them being used as point scoring stuff on here. ID LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING SUCH DECENT FRIENDS, I WONT SAY NICE COS THATS A LAME WORD. BTW new site is not MYSPACE.
Passion
Passion moves As a window shade Blown by a sudden breeze; As a bare leg against smooth sheets; As a gentle sigh in dreaming. Passion moves In a sheening moonlit arc; In the softest sunrise Tiptoeing across the mountaintop. Passion moves Like the motion of the grasses When the wind lays them down Across the meadows; Like a whisper breath of spring Unwrapping buds in quiet splendor. Passion moves Me For you
If We Had Sex
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you whisper in my ear? 3. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 4. Would you say my name? 5. Would you go down on me? Would you let me give you a hickie? 6. Would you let me give you a hickie? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you want me to take my time? 13. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 14. Where would you wanna "do it"? 15. Would you be loud or quiet? 16. Would you mind if i liked you? 17. Would you do it today? 18. Would you do it tomorrow? 19. Would you call me in the morning? 20. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you? Repost as "If we had sex".......see who respond
If I Was In Your Bed
if you woke up one mornin and saw me in your bed wat would u do? 1) go back to sleep 2) slap me 3) cuss me out 4) jus tell me to leave 5) climb on top of me and cuddle 6) have sex with me .... details please! 7) make me breakfast 8) ask me my name (lol) 9) call the cops 10) kiss on me Repost with the title IF I WAS IN YOUR BED!!!!!
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How Sexy Is Your Name
add the letters in your first name using the numbers below And Write it at the bottom! And re-post it with "H0W SEXY iS UR NAME" below 60 = not too sexy bet. 61-300 = pretty sexy over 301-599 = very sexy above 600 = very very sexy A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12 G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25 N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405 U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23
What Does Your Sign Mean
LIBRA - The Asshole (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. *5 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SCORPIO - The SUPERIOR One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed.*15 years of bad luck if you do not repost SAGITTARIUS-THE SUPERIOR SEXUAL PARTNER (11/22-12/21) Loves to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. . *24 years of bad luck if you do not reposT THIS CAPRICORN - The One that Waits (12/22-1/19) Dominant in relationships. S
Sex Test
SEX TESTWink post this and see how many people message you back with the answers this will be fun repost it [X] your answer [[ Put a X in the box ]] How old do I look? [ ] 22 [ ] 23 [ ] 24 [ ] 25 [ ] 26 [ ] 27 [ ] 28 [ ] 29 [ ] 30 [ ] 31 [ ] 32 [ ] 33 [ ] 34 [ ] 35 [ ] 36 [ ] 37 [ ] 38 [ ] 39 [ ] Over 40 How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT) [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 Would you? [ ] Do me [ ] Date me Would you rather be on top or bottom? [ ] Top [ ] Bottom Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Do you like my body? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] Beautiful [ ] Sexy [ ] Cute Would you? [[ With me ]] [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] Fuck [ ] Go out to dinner/lunch Would you go to a swinger's club with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes [ ] No Are you going to r
Adult Questions
What is your pubic hair style? How many sexual partners have you had? Have you ever given someone oral sex? Have you ever received oral sex? Have you ever had anal sex? What is your favorite sexual position? How often do you masturbate? Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? Have you ever had sex with someone of the same sex? Have you ever taken or been in nude photos? Have you ever been in a pornographic video? Have you ever had multiple partners at once? Have you ever watched porn? Have you ever watch porn on your pc? Have you ever masterbated to porn on your pc? Have you ever been to a nude beach or a nudist area? Have you ever watched or been watched having sex? Have you ever had an orgasm? Have you ever had phone sex? Do you own any sex toys? Have you ever faked an orgasm? Have you ever paid for sex? Do you participate in BDSM? Do you enjoy rough sex? Do You want to have Sexy with me ? Are you going to repost this so I can answer
Footprints In The Sand
One night a men had a dream, he dreamed he was at the beach walking with the Lord. Across the sky flashes scenes of his life. For each scene of his life, he noticed two set of footprints in the sand, one belonging to hin and the other to the Lord. When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprint on the sand. He notice at many times along the way there were only one set of footprints, he also noticed that it happened at the lowest and saddest times of his life. This really bothered him and questioned the Lord about it. ""You said that once I decided to follow you, you would walk with me all the way, but I have noticed during the most troublesome times in my life there is only one set of footprints in the sand. I don't understand why, in the times I needed you most, you would leave me"" The Lord replied, ""My precious child, I love you and would never leave you. You see, during your times of suffering, when you see one set of footprints
Sex Game
If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you whisper in my ear? 3. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 4. Would you say my name? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you let me give you a hickie? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you want me to take my time? 13. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 14. Where would you wanna "do it"? 15. Would you be loud or quiet? 16. Would you mind if i liked you? 17. Would you do it today? 18. Would you do it tomorrow? 19. Would you call me in the morning? 20. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?
What Color Are Your Eyes
Which color eyes are you? ____________________________________________________________ Black eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse.They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you.. If you dont repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some weird guy you've never seen before within the next 2 days. ___________________________________________________________ Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They love to party.They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS((aka wolves)) when they need to be.T
Could This Be An Update??
WOW! I know it has been a while since I updated this blog....but it has been a busy summer around here. I did finish all the chemo treatments and had surgery on May 28. Since then I have just rested and relaxed and chilled with my kids. I do have to do some radiation but the dr is letting me have a break and go on vacation before beginning those 25 treatments. Speaking of vacation we are heading out in the morning for the NC mountains! 6 days of vacation~! We can't wait~! We all need this vacation more than ever.... My hubby and I celebrated our anniversary on July 3rd....15 years!! I think I love him more now than I did when we married. Of course, going through cancer puts everything into perspective. I hope you all had a good and SAFE 4th....I look forward to chatting with my friends later when we return from vacation......... ~~smooches~~
Thinking
I sit here quietly and watch the sun set Thinking of someone that I've never met I wonder does she think of me too Needless to say I am thinking of you Wanting to hold you, to see your face To take you away to a better place You feel so right, too good to be true I just can't stop thinking of you My friends say that I might regret Losing my heart to a girl I've not met I say there is nothing I can do I cannot help thinking of you I believe you were made special for me But wonder if that could possibly be I'm tired of being so alone and blue But I always smile when thinking of you
I Sit Here
I sit here quietly and watch the sun set Thinking of someone that I've never met I wonder does she think of me too Needless to say I am thinking of you Wanting to hold you, to see your face To take you away to a better place You feel so right, too good to be true I just can't stop thinking of you My friends say that I might regret Losing my heart to a girl I've not met I say there is nothing I can do I cannot help thinking of you I believe you were made special for me But wonder if that could possibly be I'm tired of being so alone and blue But I always smile when thinking of you
Sweet
Sexy Comments & Profile Graphics
Candle Wax Drips
Candle Wax Drips by LateNiteFantasy© Candle wax drips, As shadows dance. Midnight chimes desire, When Lovers meld as one. As shadows dance, Whispered nothings purr. When Lovers meld as one, Satin slides across the bed. Whispered nothings purr, As skin meets skin. Satin slides across the bed, In time with rapid pulse. As skin meets skin, Delicious sin begins In time with rapid pulse. Intrigue begets exploration. Delicious sin begins, When inhibitions dissolve. Intrigue begets exploration, Playing with fire a new game. When inhibitions dissolve, Midnight chimes desire. Playing with fire a new game, Candle wax drips.
We Sre Friends From Far Away
We are friends from far away. When we talk we always have something to say. Our lives so different yet the same. Every night we play the game. We talk of families and about our day. I always wonder if there's more to say. Could it have been different for you and I? Or was fate decided before we could have tried? For now we play our parts, that's all that's left; Never knowing if our hearts would have met. Two people from far away, always asking, "How was your day?".
My Friend Needs Help
Attention all members of Camelot and all my other friends and fans who may read this!!! One of our Knights in Shining Armour needs our help. Easyrider Fu husband to Just Susan Member of The Tiny Hugs Levelers Camalot and Gummy Express - Needs 2,500 To Win Fubucks. Most Comments (min 15,000) Wins VIP/Blast. Most Rates (over 200) Wins Blast/Bling Pack. Please go rate and leave a comment or two or as many as you can. For every 100 comments you leave, I will give 5000 fubucks. Please pm me when you have commented. Brought to you by: MscFrk TRIPLES with EMMA (repost of original by '♫MscFrk♫~Club FAR~Club United~World Cruise~FuAngel~Free Spirit Leveler~' on '2008-07-01 15:25:52')
Free Fubucks
i just wanted to let all of my friends know that i am starting today to deleteing people off my list i asked to get help to move to next level and no one help me at all everytime one of yall ask i help i think that my so called friends are here for points and i dont need that i want friends that will not help me and i think it sad that i had to put as the head line free fubucks to get you to read this
I Want
I want to know the you That has not been introduced to anyone else. I'm talking about the you That you've been keeping to yourself. I want to know your most recent fantasy - You know, the one that just tickled your fancy. I want to know each and every thought of me, So I can lay back and contemplate bringing them to reality. I want to know that spot That seems to be under so much stress. Because as a body physician, I have the answer - It just needs to be caressed. I want to know if that same spot Was rubbed, licked and kissed, Would your mind ponder On what you could've missed. I want to know what makes you happy, What makes you sad, What makes you sigh And what makes you cry. If I have to take a dive, And explore the ocean floor, I'll find out And bring it back to shore. I want to know, That no matter what we're going through Whether our lives are sunny or blue I want to know - do I have a friend in you?
#1 Or ?
Please Come Check Me Out In The Auction!
PLEASE COME CHECK ME OUT IN THIS AUCTION. IF YOU GET AN ERROR WHEN YOU CLICK ON IT, YOU HAVE TO ADD THE PERSON TO YOUR FRIENDS LIST WHO IS DOING THE AUCTION. PLEASE COME VOTE ON ME! HUGS, DEE
Daddy It Hurts! This Is A True Story!!
DADDY IT HURTS! THIS IS A TRUE STORY!! My name is Chris I am three My eyes are swollen I cannot see I must be stupid I must be bad What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly Then maybe my Mommy Would still want to hug me I can't do NO wrong I can't speak at all Or else I'm locked up All day long When I'm awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my Mommy does come home I'll try and be nice So maybe I'll just get One whipping tonight I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more I finally get free And run to the door He has already locked it And I start to bawl He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I f
Dawn Of Night
Dawn of Night by LateNiteFantasy© The midnight sky is strewn with pixie dust Magically suspended in infinity Slung low and close enough to taste as our tongues play Connect the dots across time and space Though they are always too far away To reach out and touch, and tie up in ribbon If I could believe the night was velvet And the stars were precious jewels I could finally give you half of what you’ve given me But I stand empty handed and full of heart All I can give you is me As Dawn slices through Midnight’s throat Bleeding sunshine onto the horizon We are what happens to this brand new day
Purry
HELP PURRY MAKE GODFATHER....SHE HAS 2 MILLION TO GO....HELP HER OUT SHOW HER LOVE LIKE SHE DOES FOR ALL OF YOU! šPurry šCo-Owner Purrfect SinšSex Slave To Dj Bone Crusher , My Sexy Owner!@ fubar
Moonlight Lover
Moonlight Lover by LateNiteFantasy© She came to me on the midnight hour Wrapped only in moonlight With shadowed breasts and velvet hands And thighs so creamy white She wrapped herself around my lust In the magic cusp of morn And melted we together then Until the flush of dawn She whispered things I did not know Of love and trust and pleasure And time, elastic, stretched and coiled Impossible to measure She had my soul, my will; my power Enslaved in her embrace My essence flowed; she guided it Into her secret place. She lowered me back onto the bed She smiled and kissed me deep She rose and bathed in golden light As I drifted off to sleep.
Johnny Cash- Ring Of Fire
Love is a burning thing and it makes a firery ring bound by wild desire I fell in to a ring of fire... I fell in to a burning ring of fire I went down,down,down and the flames went higher. And it burns,burns,burns the ring of fire the ring of fire. The taste of love is sweet when hearts like our's meet I fell for you like a child oh, but the fire went wild.. I fell in to a burning ring of fire.....[
Memebers Close To Leveling
Lets get these Member leveled up~! whos next??? this pimp out brought to you by Micki"Blue Eyes" {Dirty South Crew}Co-Founder of Friendship Circle'----Owned by DustMePink
Johnny Cash- Walk The Line
I keep a close watch on this heart of mine I keep my eyes wide open all the time. I keep the ends out for the tie that binds Because you're mine, I walk the line I find it very, very easy to be true I find myself alone when each day is through Yes, I'll admit I'm a fool for you Because you're mine, I walk the line As sure as night is dark and day is light I keep you on my mind both day and night And happiness I've known proves that it's right Because you're mine, I walk the line You've got a way to keep me on your side You give me cause for love that I can't hide For you I know I'd even try to turn the tide Because you're mine, I walk the line
Bird Poem Of Mine From 1973
My bird is very big he has big feet...sometimes he sores down and gets a mouse---my bird is a eagle---he hurts people too but when he does I make him work for a long time....he was in first place getting a mouse--one time he sored down and ate up a mouse head.. he came after me when I was in the shower and he jumped on me when I was nackid..and he put his beek in my butt...but I beat him up...he bit my back and I cried he showed a big show....almost every girl in the world came to see...today was my bad day--I love my eagle very very much, today he soared down and got another bird but he did not eat the bird he gave it too me...sometimes I want to kiss my eagle--he never ate a bird again, that is why he is so very very good!!!!!!!!
Auction
own me ore rate me please just push the picture below....i am word it :P
Fu's Own Make A Wish
Only 384k to go! This Lovely Lady has a goal .... ..To level before her surgery on the 15th. SxyCaliGirl68~Proudly owned by Tappinit~Shadow Levelers~Owned by XciteMe~@ fubar How hard can it be? Rate her pix, Bling her etc... We can have it DONE by Monday! Hit her hard... ....and hit her often! Lovingly Pimped by Tappinit : Tappinit~@ fubar I Have A Dream - Common
Playboy 55th Annv Playmate
Hey girl and guys! I need your help I am in the running for the 55th Annv playmate, but I need bunny votes all four of them, they have picked the first two winners, but their is still time to vote! You can vote as much as you want and here is the link, so please vote everyday and make my bunny dreams come true! http://www.playboy.com/playmates/features/55th-playmate-search-youtube/55pm-search-p57.html also check out my youtube.com/brentneynicholeb channel! Rock on and Im on myspace.com/brentneynichole Send this Tx girl to the Playboy Manison! Much love and I will have a dirty! BRENTNEY
Am I Going To Heaven Or Hell
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Second Auction - Closed
Up for auction... Come and place ur bids. This is my second aution ... love to have u bid on me. You can bid whatever you like.. rules are posted in the host's auction. Remember To Check Out Everyone Else While Your There! Check out the host - a/r/f - him while your there! Thank you Fire! Come Place Your Bids!!!!!!
Blah
well...as of today (sunday the 6th) I will be going to chillicothe, ohio for some additional training for work... basically they put us in a hotel for a week where i am going to be SUPER ASS BORED!! soooooo ya'll are going to have to entertain me cause i will have nothing to do in the damn hotel for a week!! that is all have a nice day :}
Oh Hell Yeah
~~CLICK TO JOIN THE LOUNGE~~ HOWL AT THE MOON ROCKIN THE AIRWAVES LIVE DJS TAKING REQUEST PLAYING WHAT YOU LIKE TO HEAR!!!!! TELL THEM SEXY GOTHIC SENT YA AND RECIEVE A FREE DRINK ON DA HOUSE WHEN U SUBSCRIBE!!!!!
Love It!!!!
IF YOU WOULD LIKE ONE, JUST HIT THIS SWEET PERSON UP ¢¾SunySkyz¢¾Owned By Argonutz & His Angel¢¾Owner of Dominustempus3¢¾@ fubar
Stupid Peole Awards
Stupid people awards It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As you may already know, the Darwin Awards are for those nominees who will not be contributing to the gene pool (thankfully). The 1997 nominees are: NOMINEE No.1: [San Jose Mercury News] An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend's windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut. NOMINEE No.2 [Kalamazoo Gazette] James Burns, 34, of Alamo,Mich., was killed in March as he was trying to repair what. police described as a 'farm-type truck.' Burns got a friend to drive the truck on a highway while Bums hung underneath so that he could asthe source of a troubling noise. Burns' clothes caught on something, however, and the other man found Burns 'wrapped in the drive shaft.' NOMINEE No.3 [Hickory Daily Record] Ken Charles Barger, 47, accidentally shot himself to death in December in Newton, N.C., when, awa
Thank Ful N Grateful
Wherever you go, whoever you meet, and whatever you do, give love and appreciation, because that is your true nature. How do you know it is your true nature? You feel so good when you are giving it!
Astrology Of Scorpio : Trouble Areas
(Stolen idea from MEL) Astrology of Scorpio: Trouble Areas You are intense, and you know it. You have a deep well of passion and will, but if you don't get your way, you could explode like a volcano. A Scorpio rage is a rage that can blast everything in its path, including itself (when cornered, a scorpion will sting itself to death). This is why control is so important to you: it's for your own good, and everyone else's as well. So you restrain yourself. You hold back your true emotions deep, deep in the well. Oh sure, you make the appropriate social response when needed, but it's either fabricated or just a hint of the real you, a drop or two from the well. People are attracted to you for that deep passion—it's often a challenge for them to get to know you so well they find the key that unlocks the floodgates. Scorpios are also thought to be preoccupied with death. It is certainly a sign with a dark nature, but in real life no Scorpios have ever been found to be more depressed
Life
so it always seems like when one bad thing happens everything else bad happens to. that sucks. there has been a lot of times that we should have been on our feet again, which i miss. theres not enough jobs around not enough money. we fight about money. cuz we are both tired of being broke and not being able to get the things we want. but it'll change someday, i just keep having a good outlook on everything, hoping that maybe that might give us a chance. we'll see. but for now it pretty much sucks. but i'm happy with my little family. i just wish i could give them all everything they want as well as needs.
Aquarius (swiped From Mel)
The later zodiac signs are considered emotionally unstable, progressively more so in the sequence. You are known for being very touchy, especially when criticized. You have a thin skin— you're extremely sensitive to comments from people, and easily hurt. You're also known for your fear of rejection. Quite often, you find it easier to explain yourself—or even ask for a date—on paper, where you can pour out your soul freely, and not be present for the potentially negative blow. This trait alone has led many Aquarians to blossom into passionate writers and poets. Much like the often misunderstood Virgo, your true self shines through on paper, revealing a sensitive, passionate soul that surprises those who only know your cool, independent public persona. All of this emotional sensitivity, though, has its downside. If you can't accept criticism, you can't improve flaws in your character. Similarly, if you can't face rejection, you're not likely to survive and prosper in the real world
Fever - Bright Sunny Day
Julie Was My Fever..
Oddness Abounds...kinda
TAG - YOU'RE IT! So the rules of this little game are, once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 6 weird things/habits about yourself. In the end you need to list 6 other people to tag and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment saying "You've been tagged" in their comments on their page and tell them to read your blog..." 1. Despite my amazon-yness I sometimes wear the nose bleed heels- and at this point I stagger and sway not unlike a drunken monkey. I try to "work it" but it looks as if I have hip dysplasia, or am stripper zombie girl (less mottled, stinky and cannibalish though) 2. Really thought everyone could "see music", "taste colors", and "feel the texture and tone & literal flavor of words" but my DR has explained that this is not normal & that I varied forms of synesthesia. When I explained other people nodded and seemingly agreed to my descriptions and excitement he said it was being polite that my being excited is kinda infectious & charming
Fubucks & Bling Giveaway 1-3p Cst - Come Join Texas Music Mania And See....
Click on above banner and come on in to the Texas Music Mania for a whole new experience!! :D NOTE: Hiring all staff!!! Let me know if you are interested! Created by DJ Devine ~Owner @ Texas Music Mania~FuLuv Bomb Squad Asst Officer~ All 4 Drama Free Zones ~@ fubar
~ A Prisoner Of My Mind ~
Color Or My Kisses
Your Kiss is Blue You prefer kissing to be a meaningful, emotional experience. You don't like to kiss strangers, and you don't like to kiss someone you're mad at. A kiss can change how you feel about someone - for better or worse. You don't take anything lightly... especially kissing. Kissing Type: Deep People See Your Kisses as: Genuine You Kiss Best With: A Green Kisser Stay away from: A Red Kisser What Color Is Your Kiss?
Come Show These Lovey Ladies Some Luv
STOP BY TO MY OWNERS PAGES AND A/F/R THEM AND SHOW THEM SOME LUV. JUST CLICK ON THE PICTURES TO GO TO THEIR PAGES, THEY WILL RETURN ALL LOVE. PHOENIX SHE’S A WANDERFUL LADY. ~Phoenix~@ fubar CRAZY-MOMX4 ANOTHER WANDERFUL LADY. ♫(DJ) Crazy_Momx4♫ ~FU_OWNED BY Tappinit~The Animation King~& Texas Camaro Nut~@ fubar PLEAS STOP BY AND SHOW THESE LADIES SOME LOVE TOO. THEY ALSO WILL RETURN THE LOVE YOU SHOW THEM. SO STOP BY AND A/F/R THEM ALSO. PONK 0828 SHE IS SO SPECIAL AND CARING. *Pink0828 ~*~WooHoo Im In AZ With Pebbs& Jilly!!!!~*~Lovingly Owned By Keith67 ~*~Sarges Bad Girl~*@ fubar PEBBLESINAZ SHE WOULD DO ANYTHING TO HELP YOU OUT . ~PebblesinAZ~Argonutz' Angel~Read Blogs!!@ fubar
No Logic Omg
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Bad Girl Challenge By The Sarge
Okay Bad Girls..As Most Of You Know Tulsa's Angel Is Going To Be In Alaska For 10 days .. She Is 1,064,169 From Disciple.. Let's Get Her There Before She Gets Back..We Can Get Her There And On Her Way To Prophet ...So Let's Get This Done A.S.A.P. She Would Do It For Any Of The Bad Girls As Well As For Me.. So Let's Do This Bad Girls. Tulsa's Angel~ Club FAR Team LOVE Cpt/Sarge's Bad Girl/25 to Life/Owned by TX Camaro Nut@ fubar This Challenge Brought To You By The Sarge Sarge's Bad Girls@ fubar (repost of original by 'Sarge's Bad Girls' on '2008-07-06 08:09:07')
Quiz
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Dick/Boob Size: 4. Favorite position (s)? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email? 26. Who would be in control? 27. Would you pull my hair? 28. Would you let me pull yours? 29. Would you whisper in my ear? 30. Would you talk dirty t
Do You?
Buzby And Beryl, A Work In Progress - And This Is Only Upto Page Three. Pah, I Hate Belated Diaogue Punctuation
Sadly the excess baggage and his minor body faults caused the ensuing and much larger accident. Buzby caught his undercarriage on the tall trees and the impact that followed was rather stunning to say the least. He had a full head-on collision with a very old established tree and his descent seemed painfully slow to the onlookers and not to mention poor Buzby whose beak was crumpled and stuck in the tree!! He went down, in a vertical position with his beak making the most awful grinding and scraping noises as it cut a furrow in the bark. Buzby came to land at the base of the tree and went ‘splat’ into a patch of soft mud, which was the only fortunate part of the whole sorry incident. His stocks and supplies were scattered far and wide and soon tidied away by the local ant community. This was by the by except, if they had been left at the crash site it would have been proof for Buzby as to the cause of the bump and ensuing grind. Buzby lay there flat on his belly and tried to l
What's Your Expression Number?
Your Expression Number is 8 Driven and ambitious, you have the potential to reach great things. You're both good with money and good at getting things done quickly. You are an excellent leader and a great judge of character. Full of energy and confidence, you undertake projects that seem impossible. Dependable and determined, you are able to understand the bigger picture. Even if you are not in a position of power right now, it will fall to you. At times, you can be very materialistic - and obsessed with status and power. While this isn't always a bad thing, you sometimes take it to the extreme. In order to be truly happy, you must balance the material and spiritual in your life. What's Your Expression Number?
So Complicated - Carolyn Dawn Johnson
Not even gonna say anything with this one....
Want A Home.....
"EVERY WOMAN WANTS ONE"... that was the remark of the men in my home community and beyond. It has been the concern since then, and well before I overheard the comment made by black clergy and family members in my own hometown... Markham, Illinois. I tried to get a home in the late '70's and in the mid then latter 1980's. Moved to Michigan then returned after 4yrs to be denied again.... in spite of military and State employment history. Markham has never been "just Markham", rather it is part of a "collective". A collective member of the Chicago south suburbs. (haha) That is a real laugh... all the world knows that the only property with any value is NORTH WEST of Chicago... "go west young man" ... always west. Not South. Never-the-less, my return home and the reinstituted search for my own house that would/could house me and my children (son and daughter) and provide respite for any of us.. them or me... in case of a homeless situation arising in our coming future. They mentioned my c
Is This How It's Supposed To Be?
May 30th I reached a milestone in my life... With grace and style and the coolness god granted me I turned 30 years old :-) In the 36 days since my birthday i have: Fallen down the stairs... Spraining my left hip knee and ankle simulatenously cut all my hair off again...because it keeps falling out chipped my tooth cap Went to the gynecologist and was told maybe i should think about a mamaogram and oh yea you might have endometriosis because your periods are so horrible and oh yea we are gonna probe around in your uterus with the penis ultrasound thingie...(Does that mean I just cheated on my boyfriend?) I've run into the coffee table twice... have a really nice bruise on my knee I've lost 10 lbs (trust me i'm not complaining about that) Ive got this ear infucktion that won't quit for whatever reason and it's getting hard to hear I've lost my voice twice so no karaoke for me :-( I think thats about it other than the fact I've been so horny I've cont
My Kiss
Your Kiss is Orange For you, kissing is all about pushing the envelope. You're a wild kisser. And you don't have to know someone all that well to kiss them. (You figure that's how you'll get to know one another!) While you may be impulsive with who you kiss, there's nothing random about your kissing technique. Kissing Type: Unconventional People See Your Kisses as: Intoxicating You Kiss Best With: A Red Kisser Stay away from: A Pink Kisser What Color Is Your Kiss?
*brooklyn's Bravest*
Bravest save 5 in daring rescue from Coney Island cruise nightmare BY ELIZABETH HAYS DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER Sunday, July 6th 2008, 12:29 AM DeCrescenzo for News Firefighters Dean Tartaro (l.) and Robert Senatore A Fourth of July fireworks cruise nearly turned into a disaster when a 24-foot pleasure boat crashed into a jetty off Coney Island, Brooklyn. With waves crashing over them in a driving rain, the five panicked passengers - including a young boy - were plucked one-by-one from the sinking ship by a fast-acting pair of city firefighters. "We had a good evening and we were just coming back," said Marat Neakhyaz, 28, of Sheepshead Bay, who was on the boat with his son, Daniel, 4. "All of a sudden, I heard a loud bang like a car crash ... Everyone was quite scared." As the boat rocked from side to side, Neakhyaz said he called the police from his cell phone and tried to calm his son and the other passengers. Firefighter Robert Senatore, 44, sped over
Matthew 24.
** Before you read this, keep in mind, this is a choice to read.. not an imposition.. i posted this as a warning to those who have chosen to sleep on their faith.. cuz its time to wake the fuck up, keep in mind the concept of "gnashing of teeth".. that's all I'm going to say about it. This is Matthew 24.. a chapter I'd like to call "Wake the fuck up" haha. Signs of the End of the Age 1Jesus left the temple and was walking away when his disciples came up to him to call his attention to its buildings. 2"Do you see all these things?" he asked. "I tell you the truth, not one stone here will be left on another; every one will be thrown down." 3As Jesus was sitting on the Mount of Olives, the disciples came to him privately. "Tell us," they said, "when will this happen, and what will be the sign of your coming and of the end of the age?" 4Jesus answered: "Watch out that no one deceives you. 5For many will come in my name, claiming, 'I am the Christ,[a]' and will deceive m
Red Kisses
Your Kiss is Red You are intense about kissing but easily distracted. You kiss for attention, power, and passion. It doesn't take a lot for you to want to kiss someone. If you see a kissing opportunity, you always go for it! Kissing Type: Kissaholic (admit it!) People See Your Kisses as: Seductive You Kiss Best With: An Orange Kisser Stay away from: A Blue Kisser What Color Is Your Kiss?
Are You Charming?
You Are Pretty Charming While you're not a natural charmer, you can be charming when you want to be. And lucky for those around you, you usually feel like turning on the charm. You project a happy, calm image - even when you're feeling the exact opposite. You make people feel great about being around you... though you're not always up for putting in the effort. Are You Charming?
Fubar Surveys
Be careful filling out the surveys. Twice now I have accidentally clicked on something that will add a charge to my phone bill, thinking I was submitting my survey answers. I personally think Fubar should remove the surveys.
Are You Up For A Challenge?
Okay Bad Girls..As Most Of You Know Tulsa's Angel Is Going To Be In Alaska For 10 Days.. She Is 1,064,169 From Disciple.. Let's Get Her There Before She Gets Back..We Can Get Her There And On Her Way To Prophet ...So Let's Get This Done A.S.A.P. She Would Do It For Any Of The Bad Girls As Well As For Me.. So Let's Do This Bad Girls. Tulsa's Angel~ Club FAR Team LOVE Cpt/Sarge's Bad Girl/25 to Life/Owned by TX Camaro Nut@ fubar
Citizen Of The World..not...omg
You a Not a Citizen of the World When it comes to what's going on in the world, you stay blissfully unaware. You are too busy to be concerned with what's happening halfway around the world. And while it may it may be easy to stay in your comfort zone, you may end up getting left behind. Everything and everyone is going more global every day... and you need to keep up! Are You a Citizen of the World?
Sex
Sexual dreams are not about sex exclusively. Often they are about how we perceive people and how we think others perceive us. To construct a framework for interpreting sexual dreams, it is important to identify who is with us in the dream and how we feel about the experiences being had while dreaming. Certain dreams are simply romantic. Boy and girl meet in the dream state and find themselves enjoying one another. This scenario commonly involves an attractive acquaintance and a generally pleasing environment. There is no violation of taboo, except for a sense that perhaps things are moving a little fast in the nocturnal relationship. Often, the dreamer has simply acted upon a desire for a relationship with a particular person. Other dreams begin to press on the boundaries of our taboos. These include dreams with sexual content the dreamer would consider inappropriate in waking, but participates in during the dream. These dreams can be very troubling. One can wake up feeling as th
Winter Or Summer
You Are a Winter Person You are calm, serious, and focused. You're the type of person who appreciates the quiet and calm. Winter is the perfect time for you to get cozy and work on a hobby. Summer is a bit too hectic for you. You like the dead of winter... preferably with a roaring fire inside. Are You a Winter Person or a Summer Person?
Abandonment
Watching a child realize he is alone is a heartrending event. In a moment, he goes from content to worried to panicked. One of our most primitive fears is the fear of being separated from family, friends, or society. In dreams, being abandoned can have several connotations that derive from psychological or physical experience. The primary interpretive question is: Who abandoned the dreamer, and why? Being individually abandoned by a significant other can represent a feeling of insecurity in a relationship. This may reflect concerns about the feelings of another towards you. Are you genuinely receptive to the idea of being loved and valued, or do you view another's affection as a put-on? Perhaps you view yourself as lovable as you are known, but fear that more revelation about you will lead to isolation. This could be especially true if there is a taboo experience being kept secret from the person who has abandoned you (e.g., marital infidelity). Dreams of this nature may be recurri
Road Trip Test
The Road Trip of Your Life You see life as precious and special. Heritage and family are very important to you. Your life is quite hectic. You try to slow down when you can, but it's not easy! You don't like a lot of risk or randomness in your life. You prefer to stick with what's known, even if it's a bit boring. You tend to be a workaholic. You overwork yourself without ever realizing it and sometimes suffer the consequences later. In another life, you could have been a great artist. You trust your creative instincts enough to let them lead you. The Road Trip Test
What Does Your Month Mean
Pick your birth month and read it JANUARY = SLUT Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. FEBRUARY = ATTITUDE Abstract thoughts. Outgoing. MARCH = FLIRTATIOUS You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. APRIL=PIMP means that your really good looking. Stubborn and hard-hearted. MAY = PORNSTAR Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. JUNE = SEXY Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. JULY = HOTTIE Outgoing personality. Takes risks. Feeds on attention.Hates studying. In need of 'that someone'. AUGUST = THUG You a straight up 'Gangsta'! Attractive personality. Very sexy! SEPTEMBER = LOVER Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. OCTOBER =PERFECT Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous NOVEMBER = FINE Loyal and generous. Absolutely beautiful. DECEMBER = FREAK IN BED Loves to chat. Loves those who love RE
Blessings
Although the word is something of an antique in many circles, the idea of a blessing is a powerful one in the human experience. Consequently, giving, seeking, or receiving a blessing are important dream events. Many times, dreams include some kind of conveyance that will fall into this category. The idea of a blessing was central to many ancient cultures. When preparations for death entered its final stages, the dying patriarch or matriarch of a family would convey last wishes or hopes for affirmation onto members of a household. This was a deeply spiritual act that conveyed peace or power onto the next generation. To be overlooked or rejected during the blessing was a sign of disfavor or judgment. These things can come across in your dreams based on the subjects in them and the amount of reverence you have toward them. In more contemporary times, we can look at these blessings or conveyances in terms of complete versus incomplete relationships. Especially with parents, the blessing o
What Dance Are You?
You Are Disco Dancing You are very energetic and lively. You could dance all night. Fun loving and social, you like dancing best when everyone in the room is dancing. You love to dance to anything, and it's hard to stop once you start. You love dancing in a crowd. And no matter how big the crowd, all eyes are usually on you. What Dance Are You?
Traffic
Traffic is a fascinating dream image. If traveling is required in a dream, it is often central to resolving the dream story. Consequently, the traffic and whether it cooperates with or hinders the dreamer's achievement is important. Since most everyone encounters traffic everyday, dreams concerning traffic reflect the extent to which your environment cooperates with or hinders your goals. These dreams may be indications that more patience, more self-assertion, or more creativity is needed to reach your goals. Of course, to dream of traffic can also mean that you were simply stuck in it all that day and you need to work out the frustration in a dream. Did the traffic cause you to miss an important appointment?
What Does It Mean...
Compass
Dreams about a compass, the universal symbol of direction, often involve either getting back on track or trying to discern what course should be set for the path ahead. Or the compass may have been found or given to you by a mentor figure of some kind. Checking out the mentor and her or his relationship to you should be a central concern of the dream.
Angels
Jacob wrestled the angel, and the angel was overcome. Bono, U2, Rattle and Hum With the tremendous interest in angels these days, it is not surprising that they are becoming frequent characters in dreams as well. Pictures of angels, stories of angels, and a popular spirituality of angels have put the images and imaginations of angels in our collective unconscious. The word angel literally means messenger. Often, delivery of a particular message in the dream is the role filled by these beings. As the needs arise, they may provide additional help to the dreamer beyond simply delivering information. Since so many religions and contemporary worldviews have made room for angels in their view of the universe, this topic needs to be broken down a little more. Jung had room in his worldview for spirit guides. These were apparitions that shared both knowledge and insight. This insight came as dialogue. Consequently, the Jungian angel was something of a spiritual mentor. Religious an
Quiz
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Boob Size: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email? 26. Who would be in control? 27. Would you pull my hair? 28. Would you let me pul
What Kind Of Coffee Girl Are You?
You Are a Plain Ole Cup of Joe But don't think plain - instead think, uncomplicated You're a low maintenance kind of girl... who can hang with the guys Down to earth, easy going, and fun! Yup, that's you: the friend everyone invites. And your dependable too. Both for a laugh and a sympathetic ear. What Kind of Coffee Girl Are You?
Penthouse Dvd Reviews Online: Housewives Hunting Housewives, Dirty Little Secrets, Dream Machine, Pillow Talk
It was kind of a dreary weekend in the northeast U.S., so what better way to kill a damp day than watching...then reviewing... a bunch of adult video goo
Are U Him
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every
The Road Trip Test
The Road Trip of Your Life You see life as precious and special. Heritage and family are very important to you. Your life is quite hectic. You try to slow down when you can, but it's not easy! You don't like a lot of risk or randomness in your life. You prefer to stick with what's known, even if it's a bit boring. You tend to be a workaholic. You overwork yourself without ever realizing it and sometimes suffer the consequences later. In another life, you could have been a great artist. You trust your creative instincts enough to let them lead you. The Road Trip Test
Poem
When I was looking for you, You found me first. When I was upset, You cheered me up. When I was laughing, You were there to share it with me. Why did you do all those things for me, When I am just a friend? That is what I am to you, right? Whatever you did, You made me feel like the HAPPIEST soul ever! Then, my heart melted, melted into your hands. I belong to you now! I will always treasure, the word you created for me, the short and simple word 'up' that you had always used to make me smile, whe I was frowning GOODNESS, I LOVE YOU! ISNT IT OBVIOUS?!
Daughter
Yay after two weeks my daughter will be back from her vacation woohoo
I Swear I've Got It Bad...
For Harrison Ford lol. I'm wondering if i should go to a movie premiere and ask him if i can give his children.
July 6, 2008 Pimpout
Love Joe lots because he doesn't have any boobs and is trying to level up! Go help him become a Godfather! joe((fuowned by jasmin))@ fubar Texas Camaro Nut is my Fu Owner; go show him tons of love while I'm away for two weeks: Texas Camaro Nut@ fubar I own kcwolf, he will need lots of hot loving in my absence too: kcwolf© ™ ♥Owner of ^SIN^ ♥@ fubar You could not have a better friend than Blueroses! Go love this sexy thang LOTS! ~Blueroses~ Sarge's Bad Girls~@ fubar Tarnishedhalo is still having computer woes so love her all you can! "tarnishedhalo"~Sarge's Bad Girl~Owned By "Texas Camaro Nut" Sign my guestbook;@ fubar Dark Prince John is a hot prince you'll want on your page daily! Dark Prince John.Promoter and Member of Club United.Owner of Sweet Sexy Latina,Dragonphyre,Sexy Gran@ fubar ^sin^ is a fabulous young lady and is probably on your friends list already. Even if she is, go check her out again! She is always uploading new
Empowering Ur Talisman
Devotion Ritual To empower a talisman Ritual of dedication to make a talisman effective: To be really effective, a talisman, amulet, gri-gri or even a simple medal must be devoted. To prepare, make a small mound of soil or sand on the ground and place the object on the top of the mound. The mound only needs to be large enough to support the object. While the object lay on top of the mound, speak aloud the following words: Mother Earth, from whom all that is has come, To this object lend your heart, that yet so small, It shall become large in your power, That weak, it shall become mighty in your eye, That alone, it shall be with the many. After the words have been spoken, remove the object from the mound, and in its former location, place and light a small amount of pungent incense of your choosing. Allow the smoke from the incense to rise and then begin passing the talisman or other object through the smoke of a pungent incense of your choosing. While passing the obje
What Is Beltane
Beltane Correspondences Beltane (beel-teen or bell-tayn) bel is`shining/brilliant, tene is fire. Hence, Beltane means "brilliant fire, - Major Sabbat (High Holiday) - Fire Festival April 30-May 1st AKA: Bhealltainn, Bealtaine, Beltaine, Beltinna, Lady Day; Samhradh; La Baal Tinne May Eve, May Day, Walspurgis Night, Rudemas, Walburgal, Giamonios, Shenn do Boaldyn, Galan Mae, Whitsun, Rudemas, Festival of Tana(Strega) Animals/Mythical beings: the white cow, goats, giants, rabbits, honey bees, faeries, satyrs, pegasus Gemstones: emerald, orange carnelian, sapphire, rose quartz, lazuli, sapphire, yellow agate, bloodstone Incense/Oil: passion flower, frankincense, tuberose, vanilla, lilac, rose Colors/Candles: red & white (symbolizing God and Goddess), dark green, dark yellow, rainbow spectrum, blue, pastels, all colors Tools/Symbols/Decorations: maypole & ribbons, flower crowns, fires, bowers, fields, May baskets, white flowers and ribbons, daisy chai
Sweep Away The Past Spell
Sweep Away the Past Spell Incense of the day: Cedar During Passover, Jews are not allowed to eat chametz, or leavened bread, or to have any in their possession. Homes are traditionally cleaned from top to bottom, so as not to allow for the possibly of a single breadcrumb to remain. Likewise, this is the perfect time to do your own spring-cleaning, both of the physical and the spiritual sort. As you sweep, vacuum, and scrub, imagine removing any negativity that has built up right along with the dust and dirt. When you are done, set up a white cloth on a table or shelf near the heart of the house and place a bell, sage or cedar incense, a lighter, salt, a chalice or cup filled with water, and a stirring device on this altar. Place a new broom nearby, then use the broom to symbolically sweep the house, beginning in the back rooms and always going toward the door. Open the door and sweep all of the negativity that you have gathered outside, saying: "I sweep out the old
Hey Friends
i love all my friends they mean alot to me and i care alot for them and wouldnt trade them for anything hugs n kisses
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Wolf Protection Chant
WOLF PROTECTION CHANT Candles three, green and white, Protect me here upon this night. The Moon is full, the sky is clear, Bane and evil disappear. The mighty wolf shall guide my way, and protect my spirit night and day. Come hither! Come hither! Spirits of the Wolf, strong and great! Guard me in this circle and through my life.
The Moon Godess
The moon-Goddess has been known in many times and cultures. She is usually the protector of women, and rules majick and childbirth. It is said that the moon-Goddess created time and it's measurement, and ancient calendars were based on the moon's phases and menstrual cycles. To many, She is the Triple Goddess. The waxing, full and waning phases represent the three aspects of womanhood: maiden, mother and crone. The divine creatress was called Luonnotar in Finland, and Hina by the Polynesians. In Scandanavia She was Mardoll, Moon Shining Over the Sea. Gala or Galata is the original moon-mother of Gaelic and Gaulish tribes. Albion, or Milk-white Moon-Goddess, was an early name for Britain. In ancient Thessaly the moon Goddess was invoked in a rite called "drawing down the moon", which is still practiced today. Virgil said moon-priestess could also "stop rivers in thier courses, turn back the wheel of the stars, or bring trees marching downhill". Artimis is the virgin Moon Goddess, T
Well, What Do You Think? Is There?
Puzzle
Paganism Means
Paganism Means Paganism is the practice of a polytheistic religion. Polytheistic means more than one deity. Some pagans worship only one deity while still acknowledging the others and some worship an entire or pantheon or several pantheons. Types of Paganism There are many different types of paganism. Types of paganism are usually referred to as paths. Wicca seems to be the most common but it is not the only one. Some follow one specific tradition, like Celtic or Norse. Others draw their practices from many different traditions and belief systems. This is called eclectic paganism and it is becoming very common. Eclectic paganism allows a person to choose what they agree with from each belief system and mix them to match what they believe. Some pagans practice in groups or covens and others are solitary. Most of those that practice in groups follow a specific tradition. Spells and Rituals Most pagans use some type of ritual in practicing their beliefs. Rituals usually, but not alw
My New Relationship
Hey Y'all im just lettin everyone know that yes I have found that special someone and she is the greatest thing to happen to me, she is very beautiful and isnt afraid to show her good side or bad side. Feel free to show her some love she is number 1 on my family and friends lists
Perverts
Jesus christ!! What in the HELL is wrong with people?! Some people got absolutely no curtesy (not so sure how to spell that :P). Some freakin perv just fly all over me, attacking me fuckin stupid questions like: * hey, where you from - dude, i got that in my fucken profile, thats what profiles are for. * are you single - would i be here if i wasnt? * how does 8-9" sound? - for fuck sake, i know jack shit about inches. Besides, yer on the other side of the world, i couldnt care less. * whats your fav. position - .... how is that any of your fuckin business? Im an accountant, that IS my position, fuck of sucker. Yeah, thats all he tell me, just attack me with questions. Being all straight forward is not a bad thing, but being straight and being a rude loser are two different things. Being polite counts for something also.. God how i HATE such people. *scream*
No Pressure Over Cappuccino (alanis Morissette)
No pressure over cappuccino (Alanis Morissette)
Who Or What Can I Forgive Today, And Make My Day A Better One?
Forgiveness is all-powerful. Forgiveness heals all ills. --Catherine Ponder Getting mad at someone, a friend perhaps, is normal. Everybody gets mad sometimes. But when we stay mad for very long, it ruins all the fun we'd planned on having throughout the day. Staying mad multiplies. Sometimes it seems we are mad at the dog, our mom, and another friend, even the TV. Forgiving the people we're mad at works like magic. We don't even have to forgive them out loud. We can forgive them in our own minds. The result is the same. Pretty soon the whole day looks bright again. When we're mad, we are the ones who suffer most. Who can I forgive today, and make my day a better one?
My Daily Kiss Fortune
Fear less, hope more, eat less, chew more, whine less, breathe more, talk less,say more, love more, and all good things will be yours. --- Be aware of what your actions and their effects on others --- demonstrating concern for another can go a long way in the next five days.
Whatever It Takes, You're Worth It..
You are worth it You are worth the trouble and effort required to make your life the best it can possibly be. There is so very much you have to express, to give, to experience and to contribute to the magnificent fabric of life. You are worth the discomfort and frustration that you'll regularly need to get through. You are worth the pain that the world will sometimes offer. For within you is the capacity for great joy and astounding achievement. Within you are beautiful and worthy dreams that long to be fulfilled. You are one of a kind and you are filled with a driving purpose. You are worth whatever it takes to give that special purpose a lasting and meaningful expression. Yes, the disappointments, inconveniences, pains, problems and annoyances will surely and steadily come. Yet they are indeed quite trivial compared to the precious possibilities that live within you. Make whatever efforts necessary, endure whatever setbacks you must, move forward through whatever chall
What Have I Been Doing Lately?
I recently started school again. I'm studying for my bachelors degree in criminal investigations. I hope to finish next year and now I'm going to begin working on my resume. I have at least a six-year gap in my work history but since I've been working for myself, I shouldn't have a problem working around that. I'm not divorced yet and hope to nip that in the bud soon and start dating again. I'm not in a hurry to find someone but would like to meet a man who has similar interests and likes kids too. Summer break is almost over! Whoo Hoooo! Then I will have more time to myself and can maybe go out and learn some golf.
The Meaning Of Yin-yang
Hello all, I was looking for something for another Tattoo and i was thinking a cool Ying-Yang with dragons and cool art. So me wanting to know more a thrust for knowledge looked up what it ment and its some deep stuff. This Simbol(Yin-Yang) represents the ancient Chinese understanding of how things work. The outer circle represents "everything", while the black and white shapes within the circle represent the interaction of two energies, called "yin" (black) and "yang" (white), which cause everything to happen. They are not completely black or white, just as things in life are not completely black or white, and they cannot exist without each other. While "yin" would be dark, passive, downward, cold, contracting, and weak, "yang" would be bright, active, upward, hot, expanding, and strong. The shape of the yin and yang sections of the symbol, actually gives you a sense of the continual movement of these two energies, yin to yang and yang to yin, causing everything to h
Living With Autistic Children...
When U hears those words congrats a health baby boy u never expect it to change just 14 short months later to MISS did u hear me YOUR child has AUTISMN. When they are JUST babies everything normal actually they fuss cause the teething and whine when they don't want to go to bed. BUT they also fuss and cry because they Upset about the little things like u didn't cut there hot dogs right or They wanted the blue shorts not the red. MY son don't speak So at 4 i yet to hear those sweet words every mothers take for granted after awhile. THATS right that MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY. WE sign when he wants things like juice or food or wants to play a game. I been worried how Will other kids treat him and if teachers will Ignore him and scream at him to sit all the time now he starts pre K. While I'm obsessed finding a portable nanny cam to use as a shirt button or secret agent shit. I know there's case where teacher do abuse Autistic kids we have 16 now in MY HOMETOWN! he to smart to be in the
Viacom Vs We The People
Our govt dollars at work,Troops are fighting for our freedom, the govt is taking away all our rights... Especially here, It up to you... Stand up and fight or just delete up to you
Can I Be Your Hero
Enrique IglesiasHeroMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com
Football Fancast
http://www.footballfancast.com/blog/premiership/hall-fame-part-eight-glasgow-rangers-super-ally/4329 Football FanCast is introducing its new ‘hall of fame' which is a celebration of all the great players that have graced pitches in the British Isles in the last 30yrs. The best thing about football is that is brings people together. For ten months you are locked together in one big family; all sharing the same dreams and hopes that your football club is going to succeed and whether your Man United or Mansfield, Arsenal or Aldershot; those same emotions are replicated throughout. You get the highs, the agonising lows and their performances in general tend to mirror your mood. Your club tends to become the major part of your life and unlike a wife or husband can never be changed and no matter how bad your season has gone, you cannot wait for the first game so to jump aboard that rollercoaster once again. Every person has their own reason for supporting football club, whether
Still Rollin
Haven't been on in a while. All is good.
The Vault
THIS IS WRITTEN IN THE FIRST PERSON, BUT I DID NOT WRITE THIS...IT COME DIRECTLY FROM "YEAR OF THE DRAGON"S BLOG PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO RATE IT? TY! http://fubar.com/blog/60737/443448 In case you haven't checked it out yet...they've introduced "The Vault". It's on your user tool bar, just click the link..or check it out here. http://www.fubar.com/vault.php I just spent a bit of time in there going through some of the stuff we have in there. Found a replacement for my outdated video player that I had on my page. I found with the old vid player, and the heavy codes I was using, it was slowing the loading of my page for alot of people. So...in order to alleviate that, I launched a standalone player on my page. It's not autostart like most of my videos were, and it loads like a charm. Very little or no waiting. I managed to find some of my fav tunes from the 70's on up. You can literally type in anything and up pops a ton of selection material. Was awesome and I intend on
Pagan Blessings And Prayers / 7.7.08
Mother of all things, watch over me tonight, Hold me in your arms, until the morning light. Blessed be the mother goddess, by all her many names. Shining in the sky above, Bathe me in your magikal light, And protect me with your love. Lord of night, welcome me as I sleep. Guide me in the darkness, and protect me as I dream. The horned god runs in the night, And hunts among the stars, May he watch over and keep us safe, No matter where we are. Lord and Lady, watch over us, and bless us as we eat and sleep. Gifts of life, bringing sustenance and strength, Bless us and our bounty of earth, May they bless my family and friends and our world. May they bless the animals and see that the Norns have mercy upon us in this life. For I am grateful for all I have and have been blessed by knowing you. Good Journeys Always, ~milady_J_ßßW
Sunday July6th
The Fubar Midget
DIRECT LINK TO HER BLOG...PLZ GO RATE IT? THANKS! http://fubar.com/blog/60737/821834 http://fubar.com/bible.php#midgets What are Midget's? A fubar midget is a mini version of your profile. You can embed it anywhere... your blog, myspace, etc. It's updated in real time, so whoever see's it can find your current fubar status, level, fans, photos, etc,. One of the best things about the midget is that you also receive points everytime someone looks at it! Get yours at the link below. http://fubar.com/mymidget.php Orrrrrrrrr...on your homepage. My Status: Customize Cancel Buzz: 100% -- sh*t faced! fubar User ID: 356874 Level: fubar bouncer (150) [?] 100% Rating: 10.09 (26201) [?] Points: 9,726,679 (#178) [?] fuBucks: 266,450 Gender: F, 43 Location: Canada Referrals: 23 sent, 61 joined Profile Views: 144,454 Tooltip Views: 585 so far today, 926 yesterday. (vip only) Photo Views: 154 so far today, 193 yesterday. (vip only) Midget Views: 1 [?]
Caution
You know, the internet is an interesting case study on the human condition. It really speaks to the fickle nature of people in general, as well as to man's search for "the next best thing." We've all heard the "grass is greener on the other side," and unfortunately that resonates as truth to some. It has become apparent, that nothing is ever good enough anymore. Be it in our careers, social lives, personal relationships, etc., people are always seeking out that which they believe will be of more benefit to them. Now, I am definitely not a proponent of status quo, don't get me wrong. We should always strive to learn, and grow, everyday, but should this come at the expense of loyalty? Friendship? Integrity? In our daily lives, we interact with those whom we have interpersonal relationships. It's hard to stab someone in the back, when you have to look them in the eyes. On here, not so much. The internet, while a wonderful resource for gleaning imformation upon a myriad of subjects, can
Signed, "sistuh Cross"
THE MINISTER COULD NOT HEAR ME for anything in this world. Though most of them are considered (or want to be considered) "next to GOD himself"... I beg to differ. I don't beg a lot, BUT in this case, it's imperative. He needed help... a friend of my aunt... my mother's sister, Rev/Bishop- George Henry Brewton (and wife..Elizabeth) needed help with getting his newsletter established in the new location (acquired from the local liquor store owner) ; so I helped. I considered it a venture into volunteering IN MY COMMUNITY. I had recently returned to the community where I grew up as a child. After many letters to his contacts in Arkansas and Kenya, attendances at OPERATION PUSH and hobnobbing in the Beverly area of Chicago; I told him not to submit his solicitation letters with my name at the bottom. I told him NO TO call me "sistuh Cross." I was still trying to find my "in-laws" ... my last hisband's family. They are devout Muslims. Their name is known across the country for the newspaper
Tips From Year Of The Dragon
TIPS FOR SITE NAVIGATION AND MUMMING FROM YEAR OF THE DRAGON http://fubar.com/blog/60737/482649
Baby_boop101
So let me tell you ...lol there is a profile that is claiming to be me! Thats right claiming to be the Goddess...let me show u. http://www.fubar.com/user/1992682 < that right there is the link to the page and this is the pic she/he is using So....lol There u guy sign that there are people that stupid?! Show your face coward!
Up For Fubar Auction
☮Kevin☮ imikimi - Customize Your World *ATTENTION ALL FUBAR MEMBERS* I’m up for FUBAR Auction Come place your bids today!! Click the link below to place bids! Happy Country Girl~~Shadow Leveler~~{{Fu-Owned by Gary}}@ fubar
Just A Biker
JUST A BIKER - I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant when you saw my bike parked out front. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But you didn't see me riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the h omeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old
A Bad Couple Of Days =d
What A Day - Nonpoint Don't You Hate It .. When Some One Keeps Talking Shit About Shit They Don't Nothing About? Coming Right Out Of Jealousy, Or So I Assume. And The Other Person Just Keeps Buying Into It? Well, It's Really Making Me Levid .. Very Levid Anyways .. That's Out Of The Way Now ... Last Night, A Drunken Bastard Cursed Me .. He Told Me My Car Would Never Break On Me .. I Popped Off With "Imma Drive Her 'Till The Wheels Fall Off" ... Well, Guess What Happened Today? Sure As Fucking Shit, My Rear (Passenger Side) Tire Fell Right The Fuck Off! Blew A Bearing .. Just Before I Had To Go To Work To ... Yay! The Boss Man Was Even Working That Day .. Talk About Bad Shit .. He Really Needed Me and Every One Else That We Work With There .. So .. Yeah ... Now My Car's Sitting Out Front (Thanks To The Tow Truck Driver) ... With All The Good Shit Exposed .. a $75 Tow .. For Less Than 2 Miles .. Uh .. There Goes My Pay Check ... ... The Past Couple Of
Credit Card Joke
Cancel your credit card before you die..........(hilarious!) Now some people are really stupid!!!! Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank. Here is the exchange : Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you she died back in January.' Citibank : 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.' Family Member : 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.' Citibank : 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.' Family Member : So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?' Citibank : 'Either report her accou
Welcome 1rebal1974
Tool Of The Week ....there Are A Few This Week
ΤhΣ ßîg ΜîκΣ ™ Co-Owned by Shelly Lei & ~♥~Thcknluvit~♥~@ fubar
Thanks For A Great Happy Hour On The 4th
I JUST WANTED TO THANK EVERY ONE FOR SUCH A GREAT AND SUCCESSFUL HAPPY HOUR. IF THERE WAS ANYONE WHOM I DID NOT RATE AND FAN BUT ADDED PLEASE SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE. MY INTERNET IS SLOW AND WAS MESSING UP ON THE 4TH SO I APPLOIGISE IF I MISSED RATING OR FANNING ANYONE. I JUST WANT TO MAKE AMENDS AND CORRECT MY MISTAKE. THANK YOU SO MUCH. KEITH67 keith67 ~ FU owned by Phoenix~ and♫(DJ) Crazy_Momx4♫~ Owner of Pink ~ PebblesinAZ~BkrBab@ fubar
Poison Drips
poison drips from lying lips those things so sweet to kiss sucking the poison deep into our souls, to corrupt all that is pure within we drink deep of that poison well to hear what we want to hear burying reason and logic deep within because the venom tastes so sweet there is no antidote, no cure we are never whole again damage done never to be undone hearts blackened with the evil that others speak
The One That Came In And Captured My Heart!
center> HERE IS THE MAN THAT HAS CAPTURED MY HEART! HE IS A SWEETHEART AND I'M TOTALLY HEAD OVER HEALS LOL. I JUST WANT TO INTRODUCE HIM TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND ASK YOU TO SHOW HIM SOME FU LOVE. RATE, FAN, ADD AND RATE HIS PICTURES. HE IS WONDERFUL AND BROUGHT ME BACK OUT OF MY 8YR SHELL AND BELIEVE ME I THOUGHT THAT DAY WOULD NEVER HAPPEN SO YOU KNOW HE HAS TO BE SPECIAL. GARY I LOVE YOU. THANK YOU TO ALL MY FRIENDS. I KNOW ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM YOU'LL LIKE HIM TOO. JUST CLICK BELOW AND YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. BIG "HUGS" 2 U ALL! WhtKnightGdHart ~~I Found my Maiden!!!!!~~@ fubar THIS PIMP OUT BROUGHT TO YOU BY: ~BABS~ ""DISCIPLE"" LOVE YOU GARY!!!!@ fubar
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Today's Quote A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. -Chinese Proverb
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Today's Quote Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. -Auguste Rodin
Come To Poppa
Somebody Is Always On
I know I complain about the beggars looking for ratings and point chasing without necessarily interacting with folks, but that's just part of this site. The good thing about Fubar is that somebody is always on. No matter the time of day or night, you can find people using this site for whatever reason. Hell, the folks scrolling at the top of the screen is proof of that. I guess that's the beauty of the Internet: It is always daytime somewhere in the world and folks will always be bored enough to sign onto Fubar. So, to all the fine folks keeping this site energized... ...much luv for ya'. Now, ladies, take off your clothes and let's get this joint jumpin'!
Bid On These Two Lovely Ladies
OH YEA...YOU GOT THAT RIGHT! EVERYONE KNOWS HOW MUCH WE MEAN TO EACH OTHER. BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE! AND WE'VE DECIDED TO GIVE ANYONE A CHANCE TO OWN THAT CLOSENESS! OWN MEMOIRE AND PHOENIX AT THE SAME TIME! MEMOIRE! A WOMAN WITH A HEART OF GOLD THAT WILL GO THE EXTRA MILE FOR ANY OF HER FRIENDS... MEmoRÎÉ™Gï®1 Ñêxt ÐóÓr@ fubar AND PHOENIX! A DEVOTED SOUL THAT TRIES TO GIVE AS MUCH AS SHE CAN TO ALL... ~Phoenix~@ fubar TWO SEXY, INTELLIGENT LOVING WOMEN! Our offer is... 1. 600 11's for a month(300 a piece) 2. All stash rated 3. A Pimpout in blog and profile 4. 2 Bulletin pimpouts one, every two weeks (one from each of us) 5. 1 sfw salute (1 nsfw depending on bid to be determined and discussed with bidder) 6. One big pimping gift 7. Daily drinks 8. Added to top friends and family 9. Special surprise...(not divulged until auction ends) The offer is from the both us everything stated you get from each, unless stipulated otherwise) All biddin
She Is Hiding Her Talent
I stumbled across a member of Fubar by the screen name of Crystal. I have one of her photos in my Favorites. This chick is actually HOT! I mean, she is mean muggin' in most of her photos (for some damn reason), but I can see pass that. This lady has a hot ass body and a pretty face to match. Ok. She could use a perm in most of her pics, but that pretty face and body is strong enough to keep your focus off that little mishap. I mean, this chick is hot enough to reach the highest levels of this crazy ass site. But, for some reason, she is holding back her sexiness, which is cool. As a matter of fact, that makes her even sexier because she must know that she's HOT and is keeping her shit in check. Damn! And that booty...I mean...body. I'm not trying to get you fellas to check her out because I rather keep her all to myself, but I just had to speak on it.
Shipping Out 4 Coast Guard!!!!!!!
Well I am signing up for the Coast Guard on Monday. I am 26 years old and just want to get my life and stuff in order.. I plan to ship out late July or early August if I can to Cape May, NJ for basic training. I am gonna miss all my friends here on fubar and if anyone would like my military email or address to write when I get it let me know.. To bad I can not receive any care packages but just letters and pics lol. I will miss you all!!! I will try my best to keep in touch when I can.
Benjamin Disraeli
The secret of success is constancy of purpose. -Benjamin Disraeli This means that you MUST set goals, and you MUST reach for them. Otherwise there will be nothing to move towards. And with nothing to move towards, you lack a purpose. And if you lack a purpose, or goals, you are about nothing and shall remain about nothing, and then therefore, become nothing! An important thing to remember is to set goals and to never, ever give up on them. Make a list of 100 goals and place them somewhere where you can see them everyday. Put a few of them on index cards and put them on your fridge, stick to your mirror, dashboard of your car, written on your book covers, or a book mark. It doesn't even have to be all 100. Just make it a point to strive for at least 1 out of 100 everyday until you reach it, then you can move on. You will be surprised how fast you can achieve some goals that are very important to you. Some may be larger than others. Some may be achieved fast
Getting Attached
y is it that we get attached to an idea of thinkin that whoever we meet that is the person that they were "meant" to meet...dont get me wrong i kno that there are serious relationships that have spawned from the net but what im talkin bout is the illusion that most ppl throw at us to make us think that there is something there when they kno thats not the case... is it jus me or do ppl get way too attached to one another here in fu-land and the world wide web in general? plz feel free to leave comments....
Sawyer
Need prayers for my pup Sawyer he was run over by a truck last night. He's in constant pain. Vet say's he's goona be O.K but may need surgery. I just hate to hear him cryin' all the time and hope he recivers soon I'm really worried they missed somethin'.
Pain
“We live in a world full of people wearing middle aged bodies. Yet they stumble to a crawl in their minds.”~CaptHowdy~ Strangeland how very true. The movie I watched tonight has brought my thought process on this subject to full circle. So many people are focused on what they have right now not what could become of their lives with experiences that are a natural part of the maturing process. We never see the beauty of the darker side of life simply because we choose to live in fear. Letting fear run your life seems stupid and naive to me. it doesn't do any good. pain is inevitable. Who cares if you get hurt, learn from it and grow Pain is a right of passage, that shapes and molds us to who we need to be to survive in lives to come. With out pain...physical , mental, emotional, or spiritual we cannot survive. Take the pain of losing a loved one for example. Its something that from my experience causes pain on nearly every level possible. We all need to realize death is a release not a
Haters
I have enjoyed being on Fubar now for just over a year and my wife and I really enjoy hanging out here and hope our friends will support us on this topic. It has taken some jerk with a most likely Fake profile, to make me post my first Blog. This Fake ass bitch went on my sweet and gorgeous wife's profile and first called her a gutter slut..., then started downrating every pic in her default a "1". My wife has never rated anyone lower than a "10" and has never harrassed a soul on Fubar. That this FAKE chose my Baby to harm will not go unpunished. If they Fan or Friend you, Deny their request. The Name is Toni and the main picture is the one shown here. The Pictures on this persons site are obviously professionally taken model photos and show nothing that they are REAL. Do not add this person to your friends as they are probably a guy pretending to be a Girl for shady reasons. DO NOT LET HATER ASSHOLES GET AWAY WITH THIS!! IF THIS PERSON IS ALREADY IN YOUR FRIEND OR FA
Colonoscopies
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: 1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before! 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW ?" 4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" 5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married. " 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" 7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..." 8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit! 10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity. " 11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" 12. "God, now I know why I am not gay. " And the best one of all.. 13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up the
Pillsbury Doughboy
The Obituary of the Pillsbury Doughboy It is with the saddest heart i pass on the following:Please join me in remembering a great icon - the veteran Pillsbury spokesman. The Pillsbury doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, The Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. As long-time friend, Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on half baked schemes. Despite being being a little flaky at times, he even still, as a crusty old man, was considered a
Tech Support
Letter to complaint dept. Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting software, severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower, and jewelry applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalls many other valuable programs such as DinnerDancing 7.5, CruiseShip 2.3, and OperaNight 6. 1 and installs new, undesirable programs such as PokerNight 1.3, SaturdayFootball 5.0, Golf 2.4 and ClutterEverywhere 4.5. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and invariably crashes the system. Under no circumstances will it run DiaperChanging 14.1 or HouseCleaning 2.6. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix Husband 1.0, but this all purpose utility is of limited effectiveness. Can you help please!!!! Jane Dear Jane: This is a very common problem women complain about, but is mo
Anti-abortion
~Anti-Abortion Letter~ ~By Jinx~ Dear Mommy, I am in Heaven now, sitting on Jesus' lap. He loves me and cries with me; for my heart has been broken. I so wanted to be your little girl. I don't quite understand what has happened. I was so excited when I began realizing my existance. I was in a dark, yet comfortable place. I saw I had fingers and toes. I was pretty far along in my developing, yet not near ready to leave my surroundings. I spent most of my time thinking or sleeping. Even from my earliest days, I felt a special bonding between you and me. Sometimes I heard you crying and I cried with you.Sometimes you would yell or scream, then cry. I heard Daddy yelling back. I was sad, and hoped you would be better soon. I wondered why you cried so much. One day you cried almost all of the day. I hurt for you. I couldn't imagine why you were so unhappy. That same day, the most horrible thing happened. A very mean monster came into that warm, comfortable place I
Going To The Dr Soon Again ...
starting out this year alone i was 385pounds when to the dr last month at 331pounds and on july 21 2008 i go back to the dr worried hell yes i am i want to be around or under 300 pounds befor i go back so i can get off my diabests pills and some other stuff trying my best to look good and feel good not saying i dont know ;) o i hate going to the drs...
Sad Lisa - Cat Stdevens
Check This Out
I just could not help myself seen this and wanted to share . please take a few min. to check it out so beautiful it made me cry. https://www.godaddy.com/gdshop/holiday/independence2008/playmovie.asp?isc=gdp0702
Omg I Luv Her Soooo Much
The Truth
They say the truth will set you free but will it ever just let you be or will it be the nagging ache after a bad heart break? Will you ever come to terms with lessons learned or will you keep making the same mistake just to relive that ache? Will you ever make the necessary change so your life won't be so deranged? They say the truth will set you free lets hope it lets you be.
Check Him Out!!!
Meet My Midget
Have Your Fubar License Yet!
Do you have your Fubar License Yet! Well here is your time to request one. I have made a Fubar License and I would like to offer to make you one for just 10,000 Fu Bucks Just private message me the link of the pic you wish to use for your license and then send me the fu bucks. Once I have all that, I'll upload it in the FU License album and it will be ready for you to rip or save for your own use. The only thing I ask is that if we aren't already friends, that you please rate, fan, and add me. This is what it looks like Look Who Has Order a Fu-License Brought to you By: SunySkyz Owned By Argonutz & His Angel Owner of Dominustempus3
Please Help Me Out!!!
Ok so I need all your help in this contest that I have entered its prettiest eyes contest If you can please take a few minutes to stop by rate and comment my pic I would gfeatly appreciate it and it would help me out alot just click the link and get your voting on
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Baby Te Quiero Nigga
Comment on this video! More videos at myYearbook
To Assume....or Not What's The Fucking ?
They say abscence makes the heart grow fonder...But does it really grow further masking itself from one minute to the next? Are we really happy here in this lonely game we play? Is anyone ever really sure what it is they really and truly want? Words play out on a page and slice the heart thinner than raw meat. To read them and assume what you are reading is what the person feels for another gives you that fucked up gurgly feeling in your stomach that makes you want to punch someone and then spew vomit down their throat. You feel like inflicting pain upon the one you think is being frivilous, greedy and inconsiderate But we hate to ASSUme. Because well we all know how that goes.... But what is one to think when things become more and more spaced out. More and more distant you don't want to believe the inevitable. That this could possibly end up like the others......... So what do you do? Let your mind race with thoughts of unsettling fear and frustration, the gu
Taking A Break ...
Taking a break from "The Fu" ... Just touching base with my friends and family to let you know I am taking a lil break. I will be on and off to check in on you guys. I got alot going on with my aunt being sick and taking care of her. Have fun and enjoy ... "life is too short - love from the heart and only say what you truly mean" ... Love and hugs!!!
I Luv You
Two New Poems
Phoenix It burn in me like a fire The love I have for you It comes out of me like a phoenix rising from the ashes Everyday that I don't see you and say I love you it grew stronger and brighter until I can I want to be with you I want to hold you I want to tell you my deepest secret I want you to own the key to my heart I Look into your eyes, I can see that you have the same fire inside you This fire well keep us together no matter what happened I love you Hackett Love It's a unique love Only happened one in a lifetime When a Juggalo finds his Juggalette and when this happened they form a special bond Made from the love and sorrow they have for each other Only a few can understand this love and even less had this type of love Together, the couple well live in happiness in the land of Faygo. Well they can be together forever.
Native Tobacco..(pukewed)
Lobelia ( Lobelia inflata ), also called Indian tobacco, has a long history of use as an herbal remedy for respiratory conditions such as asthma, bronchitis, pneumonia, and cough. Native Americans historically have smoked lobelia as a treatment for asthma. In the 19th century, American physicians prescribed lobelia to induce vomiting in order remove toxins from the body. Because of this, it earned the name "puke weed." Today, lobelia is considered effective in helping clear mucus from the respiratory tract, including the throat, lungs, and bronchial tubes. Although few studies have thoroughly evaluated the safety and effectiveness of lobelia, some herbalists today incorporate lobelia into a comprehensive treatment plan for asthma. An active ingredient in the lobelia plant, lobeline, is similar to nicotine in its effect on the body. Like nicotine, it stimulates nerves in the central nervous system. For this reason, lobeline was once used as a nicotine substitute in many anti-smoking
I Can't Believe She Did This...again!!!!
Okay...I am in a giveaway for a 3 month VIP, and I really need the help of my friends and my friend's friends to get it! It's 25,000 comments; there is no time limit and it's not a contest, so I am not racing anyone else! So, I'm looking for my friends and fam to help me out here! Rates count for 5 comments, so if you don't really want to bomb...drop a rate off!!! Here is the link to get there...click on the pic!!!! Be sure to go and show this man some love as well! He is the host and he deserves alot of love too! Twaune The Godfather "Snake Eyes Radio Promoter "@ fubar Thank you in advance!!!! MUAHZZZZZZ!!!!
Eddie's Poems '07 - '08
Eddie’s Poems ’07-’08 A Stoner and His Friend A free loving soul who don't care what the law say... This plant is his friend... A friend that can be roll and smoke for his enjoyment... To help him escape the reality of this world... It speed up time for him while protect his body from pain... This friend was create by an unseen force for enjoyment... But fear by the people with no or little knowledge of it... You seen the commercial, people telling you that he bad for you... There just hater, because he wont be there friend... Because he only hang out with people who like him for himself... But don't be greedy with him... Don't lock him in a box where he cant be share... Let him out and share him with the world... Let them have a taste of him... He wont bite... The Dream Of A Restless Soul Of A Nobody He walks the earth unknown by the people around him Some hear or seen him but never knew him He was searching for a special someone Someone that well lov
Check Out My Offer
Come check out my offers I am in the market for a new owner! Click here to own me JoshuaLee
Mysticfairy & Her Stupid Ass
Wow, dis woman is possed 2 b 34 yrs old, with 2 kids & twins on da way. This woman comes on Fubar everyday with her nasty fat ass & hangs on 2 what was once a so called long distance relationship. I have proven 2 her time & time again, dat Guy doesn't want her anymore, yet, she still hangs on. What is it going 2 take? As I said n my blog, I met Guy on Myspace...& from day 1 he hit on me. Wantin' me 2 meet him & chill. We r no longa friends cause of some stupid shit & I am payin 4 it, but he dropped her so he can have a 3some w me & homegirl. Mysticfairy (Lena) knew bout dis & still defends him. I am not doin' dis cause Guy don' want me. He was beggin me 2 come c him. I have proof of dat. So, don' act all innocent like u don' kno' what da hell I'm sayin'. I have sent her numerous msgs. sayin he don' want her, don' want 2 c her, don' love her anymore..yet she is still hangin' on. Tells me she loves him & can' let go. Hopes dat 1 day dey will get back 2gether. Y would a
You Can't Handle Me, Can Ya?
Love me tender!! Here is your last chance to have me all to yourself! I will show you my LOVE!Who doesn't want to own a sweetheart of a gal!! The Offer.. The Link... Rates also greatly appreciated! Please repost as often as possible.. thanks!Auction ends July 12th
Winner
1st Place Tjattherock 2nd Place ♥PUMPKIN BUTT♥ 6th Place SassyMysticDawn 9th Place LuckyLynk Dj
Do I Have The Word "sucker" Written On My Forehead?
I got a Friend request from some person with a picture of a pretty chick in his or her profile. The person just joined today (July 5th) and already has 35 something friends and is already at level 4. This person only has one picture in his or her profile! But that is not the fucked up part about it. I went to the profile to check out the About Me section and there is a link to another site for people over 30. Is Fubar so boring and non-interactive that folks sign up here to redirect you to another site for some fun? If the person can't have fun on this site, then why the fuck would I follow his or her ass over to another site? It's obvious this person is simply recruiting. The perplexing part is how come the fools who leveled this clown up to 4 didn't realize this? Friend request: DENIED.
Kisses... Vertical
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Update On Me
Okay everyone. Just so you know I have surgery on the 15th of July. I will probably be out of commission for a week or two. They are removing the growth that is cancer. It is carcinoma. They will know more once it is removed and sent to the lab for biopsy. Hopefully it is only in that one area. Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers!
I Had More Fun...
going out with my boys, they are such better dates! They love it when I'm goofy and it's ok with them when I'm clumsy. I don't have to dress up and they love getting ice cream and driving around looking at big houses. They don't complain and they give great kisses! They walk arm and arm when we cross the street, perfect gentlemen...if only other men could be more like them, lol. It made me start thinking maybe I need to take some time, get to know myself. I was married for nearly seven years and I feel like I kinda lost myself somewhere along the way. I think I'd like to start doing all those things I said I always would. I'm starting to think being single isn't so bad. I ordered applebees for my birthday and for once I didn't have to share the buffalo wings! I rented movies, the movies I wanted and I enjoyed the hell out of it. Maybe it wasn't what most people would do for their birthday but it was what I wanted. Then I started realising I wanted to do more things I wanted to do witho
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Local Hero Interview
interview
My First Hh & Wanting To Godmother
First I want to thank Mikey for the HH giveaway and to my family Pitbull Mafia for all their help and a few other friends. My first Happy Hour is scheduled for Tuesday, July 8th at 2 pm Fubar time. I am also trying to Godmother with this. I am offering fubucks on 2 folders of mine if you rate all the pics one or both folders. I will pay 15k/ folder! You have to message me and let me know what you did, so I can pay ya. NO SHOUT BOX MESSAGE! YOU WILL NOT GET PAID IF YOU USE THE SHOUT BOX! This offer is ONLY GOOD during my Happy Hour! links to the folders below. KIM ANDERSON ANNE GEDDES PLEASE REPOST OVER AND OVER AND OVER..... Brought to you by.... Carebear^^Pitbull Mafia^^@ fubar
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Local Hero--one Way Out
one way out
Well Wth
After many weeks of fighting what i know. I have came to the conclusion i'm leaving. This is not.."Please Cubby stay"....This is not a cry for attention. Those who know me well know i have been forcing it. Ya i love comments, ya i love making people smile. But its been gone for weeks. Yes i have thought this through. Why am i bothering writing this? Well, when your a Godfather, you cant delete. You must beg. So i have, and my page will be gone any day now. So i wanted to say bye, and thanks to the people who made this place fun. I had a ball, and will always remember what Fubar meant. You guys were a huge part of my life for a year and half. And i thank you. Cheers to you. Cheers to Fubar. I'm not drunk, so this is real. See you all on the flipside. :D xoxoxo
Nothing
Well they've been writing your name on a bathroom wall But it don't mean nothing, it don't mean nothing They wanna ruin your life, they wann see you take a fall But it don't mean nothing, it don't mean nothing at all Chorus: Stupid people say stupid things And it'll drive you right up the wall Sometimes I feel the same way too But it don't mean nothing at all You're mom and dad don't care about the way you feel [ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/Tyl ] And you just can't take it, you just can't take it You got the short end of a shitty deal Just can't take it, you just can't take it no more Chorus They put alot of effort into making you feel like a clown You gave it your best shot and they shot you down Stupid people say stupid things And it'll drive you right up the fucking wall Sometimes I feel the same way too But it don't mean nothing at all Well it don't mean nothing at all It just don't mean nothing at all Well it don't mean nothing at all
Warm Fuzzy Feeling
http://www.mp3lyrics.org/TyE I got a warm fuzzy feeling When I saw you on t.v. You were wearing a piece of me And it breaks my heart to look around And see the unimpressed Who can't believe the emperor is dressed Turn on my t.v. I want to check some action If you got no video Well then folks don't want to know But with you up there to light the way I can wear a smile as I survey [ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/TyE ] The faces in the dark Waiting for you to hit one out of the park We notice every tiny little detail And every word we read we'll take to heart Until you realize There are no lies When you see that look in their eyes Waht are we gonna use to fill the empty spaces? When you see her in the crowd Will you make your mama proud? She can turn around and see the faces Looking at her son Climbing his way up to #1 Scratching his way up to #1
Telephone Calls
Telephone calls Apartment A is at it again Paper thin walls she's been sleeping around with other men and other women but right about now her head is swimming he's breakin' up the furniture screamin' and a yellin' about to beat the hell outta her CHORUS 1 Television ringin' in my ear I've been thinkin' Haven't had a break in 20 years I've been drinkin' Telephone calls insanity is just another ring away [ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/Tyy ] I get the paper take a look at it every single day Another episode another life flushed down the camode(spelling?) We're all carrying such a heavy load I get no slack it's breakin' my back CHORUS 2 Television ringin' in my ear, I've been drinkin' Haven't had a break in 20 years I've been thinkin' get me out of here.. 'til the coast is clear Television ringin'in my ear, I've been thinkin' Haven't had a break in 20 years I keep drinkin' Television ringin' in my ear, I keep drinkin' liquor, wine, and beer I'
I Get High
Too bad I don't get my own way Want champagne, all they got is cabernet And I'm wastin' all my time I feel good but there's a tear in my eye Rain fallin' from a cloudless sky I get high, forget about it all Red lights flashin' behind my cracked up rearview mirror Thunder crashin' down and screamin' in my ear I guess I drew a bad card somewhere down the line And I never win my money all back I'm only here for a limited time Probably see me hangin' around by the railroad tracks I get high We used to have a house down by the shore Every night we'd take a walk to the liquor store And we'd get wasted all the time [ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/Tyd ] I hit the city when I lost ya girl Not so pretty it's a different world I get high, forget about it all Red lights flashin' behind my cracked up rearview mirror Thunder crashin' down and screamin' in my ear I guess I drew a bad card somewhere down the line And I never win my money all back I'm only here
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Help Needed
I don’t normally do this, but this isn’t normal, either. Antiwar.com needs your help. Antiwar.com is devoted to the cause of non-interventionism and is read by libertarians, pacifists, leftists, "greens," and independents alike, as well as many on the Right who agree with our opposition to imperialism. And they are in need of cash. Perpetual war for perpetual peace has exhausted the many dedicated staffers, readers and volunteers. . Why? One word: IRAN. The Bush Administration is determined to go to war with Iran whether the American people want it or not, and by 4-1 margins we don’t! Furthermore, America does not have the resources in this recession and already overstretched military to open a third theater of war! Iran does not have nuclear weapons. They are not developing any either. President Bush could care less. To his thinking, they are the evil bad guys. They are not a threat to this nation, and they never have been. It has been nearly thirty years since
Altamont
Altamont, now, won't be the same When we see each other again If it all falls apart, who is to blame? Don't you think it's time to get real? I want to scream out the way I feel I'm so tired of watching you bail.. CHORUS Hey, don't try to tell me it's okay Don't turn me off and walk away You've gotta say it's straight Close the door, but it won't go away Tell me that it's at your control I'm not waiting for you anymore CHORUS Altamont, I'm on your side Believe it or not I'm on your side It's so hard to be your friend sometimes CHORUS You'd better say it's straight....
Texas Twister
this person leveled my sweet arakrune and for this she has been blinged, and i want everybody F/A/R 10 rates and a page comment that cuffed desire sent them ~♥~TEXAS TWISTER~♥~CLUB UNITED♥ Owned by SixtyNineMunch@ fubar message me when you are done to be added to my pimp out and get gifts
Who's Next?
Your name will be added to this list when you join TIBS if u request. We will have 5 ongoing contests / giveaways at a time. Once one is finished the next person on the list will be put in that slot. You must REQUEST to be put on here each time! You can be put on the list no matter how long you have been a member. So long as your helping others! If your time on the list comes up and you chose not to do a contest, you will be moved back to the bottom of the list. 1.unfound 2. JP 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.
It's About Time..
..came here for the latest blog? Look down and to the left on the blog list. Thanks..
What Should I Do...
I am bored, yet I am in so much pain. I really dont want to just sit here, but I have been laying around the house all day. I really need to clean up from the party last night, but at the same time I could care less, it is cold and rainy....I want to watch a movie, but I dont want to watch any I have, and I have no money to go rent or buy new ones. I am hungry, yet I am bored... I should go to bed, but I am not sleepy...yet I am tired if I think I want to do anything and so i just sit here on the dang laptop wondering who will read this and really who cares??? I am in need of another pain pill, but I hate the way they make me feelll.... Oh Life how I hate how you cant make up my mind....yea, ,I know Im not makeing sence, and I cant spell, but who can blame a girl in pain (not from drinking, but too much stuff she did at a party she threw and preped for for two weeks, just to have 12 people out of 60 she invited show up, kinda like my 2nd wedding, as I think about it, they were the same
It's About Time...
...you know what. I was going to write this long, nasty blog about alot of the things that are going on on here and how pathetic and depraved they really are. From the false Legends that make Fubar their lives and their immortality in numbers (which mean shit in real life) and the sick manipulative lies they use to get there, to basically is what amounting to prostitution on alot of levels beyond just selling NSFW for blings, blasts and fuBucks. To the high profile drama starters who never seem to want to leave here, and just flip-flop more than Obama on the issues. To the hypocrites on here that can re-befriend someone again and again even after they killed their relationship, even going as far as telling everyone what amounts to sucking dick for meth. To the poor new people who have no clue how this site works and the history behind the people that are "leading" them. And then act amazed when they get fucked over like so many have before. Oh that's right those are the ones
Current Bombs
Current 5 contests / giveaways: CONTESTS: ------------ GIVEAWAYS: ------------- Addict4dramatix needs 45k comments for HH Terbear2545 needs 130000 for 1 year VIP,A Happy Hour, 30 days blast and 3 bling packs momma2B! needs 75000 comments for 3 bling packs,a 30 days blast and a Happy Hour
Luv My Friends..this Is About Me
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Rules & Guidelines
Rules And Guidlines 1. We are here to bomb, no drama! We are simple, and want to keep it fun. 2. If you would like to enter a contest please message the group to get your name on the list. We will have 5 ongoing contests / giveaways at a time. Once one is finished the next person on the list will be put in that slot. You can be put on the list no matter how long you have been a member. So long as your helping others! If your time on the list comes up and you chose not to do a contest, you will be moved back to the bottom of the list. 3. Please add our name to your title 4. You must Fan / Rate / Add everyone on the list once you are accepted. Please let them know you are a new member so they will accept. 5. All members will have their photo put into a pic folder. 6. We know everyone has lives outside of fubar. We do not expect you to bomb 24/7. But we do expect you to do your share. If we feel you are not pulling your share you will be removed from the group after
Only Women Bleed
Man got his woman to take his seed he got the power oh she got the need She spends her life through pleasing up her man she feeds him dinner or anything she can She cries alone at night too often he smokes and drinks and don't come home at all Only women bleed only women bleed only women bleed Man makes your hair grey he's your life's mistake all you're really looking for's an even break He lies right at you you now hate this game he slaps you once in a while and you live and love in pain She cries alone at night too often he smokes and drinks and don't come home at all ooh Only women bleed only women bleed only women bleed only women bleed Only women bleed only women bleed only women bleed Man got his woman to take his seed he got the power oh she got the need She spends her life through pleasing up her man she feeds him dinner or anything she can She cries alone at night too often he smokes and drinks and don't come home at all Only women bleed only women bleed only women
High Water Mark
[1. Cannonade/Intro] [Instrumental] [2. The Burden of Command] [Lee:] "It Was Very Close Yesterday I Thought For Sure They Would Break But This Attack That I Have Planned A Massive Strike Across Open Land In The Center They Will Break (Will They Break?) But Plan It Well, Everything's At Stake We'll Hit 'Em Hard, Not A Silent Gun Before The Infantry's Begun" "Execute It Well, We Risk Everything" "It's In God's Hands Now [Longstreet:] "General Lee I Must Tell You Straight I Believe This Attack Will Fail No 15,000 Men Ever Made Will Overtake That Ridge Today A Mile Charge Over Open Ground With Yankee Cannon Gunnin' Us Down" [Lee:] "We Do Our Duty, We Do What We Must And In My Plan You Will Trust" (Thousands Die, On This Day) "Execute It Well, We Risk Everything" "It's In God's Hands Now" [3. The Last Full Measure] The Rebel Cannon Break The Silence 150 Guns Make Up Their Cannonade They Must Destroy The Union Center Before The Infantry Can
Hold At All Costs
Just a mile or so away Is my dearest friend in this world. He wears the Blue and I the Grey And god it hurts me so The last time we were together I grabbed his hand and I pledged If I ever draw my sword on you May the good lord strike me dead. The union flank's in trouble To the round top on the double A bad decision, insubordination Exposed our lie in a dangerous way The burden lies upon us Surrender is not an option We are the flank and if we break The union crumbles, We could lose the war! Down below's the carnage The rebel's charging onward Push the slaughter forward, the peach orchard. Through the wheat field and devils den The valour of the Texans And Alabama's best men Their Unrelenting and Devastating The last full measure of devotion's clear. [Chorus:] We know what we're made of. When up against all odds we hold our line For the cause that we so love We must hold at all cost We know what we're made of when our nation needs us we'll stay
The Devil To Pay
In July 1863 A nation torn in tragedy A trick of fate, two great armies merge Gods of war at Gettysburg Devastation lies ahead 50,000 bodies litter the land Hell rages three full days The reaper sows, there's the devil to pay The pressure's on and the reb's attack The yanks must hold, They can't fall back Just two brigades, 2000 strong Against 20,000 they can't hold long General Reynolds makes his way Expect no mercy from the iron brigade Until he shows they're on their own But Buford's men have a will of stone Bayonets gleam in the morning sun Smoke and fire belching from their guns Another volley and again they strike Thousands more comin' down Chambersburg pike [Chorus:] This tragedy and what it brings All the devastation (The reaper has his way) Men will kill, Blood will spill To preserve the nation (There's the devil to pay) South of town down the Emmitsburg road The first corps are starting to show For Buford's men, they're here just in time
Never Judge
This is so true in today's world especially.....we are all guilty of it....judging someone is so easy to do......and in today rush and bustle that we live in, we so quickly forget that sometimes there are underlying circumstances.....think about it! 'Some people!' snorted a man standing behind me in the long line at the grocery store. 'You would think the manager would pay attention and open ano ther line, 'said a woman. I looked to the front of the line to see what the hold up was and saw a well dressed, young woman, trying to get the machine to accept her credit card. No matter how many times she swiped it, the machine kept rejecting it. 'It's one of them welfare card things. Damn people need to get a job like everyone else,' said the man standing behind me. The young woman turned around to see who had made the comment. 'It was me,' he said, pointing to himself. The young lady's face began to change expression. Almost in tears, she dropped the welfare card ont
When The Eagle Cries
Another day, just like any other out of the blue, it turned to horror How could they? Why would they? The innocents suffered hell's inferno An senseless act that goes unforgotten How could they? They will pay. [Chorus:] When the Eagle Cries Blood will flow When the Eagle Cries For freedom's fight When the Eagle Cries We love her so When the Eagle Cries We will sacrifice Out of the ashes came a tempted vengeance but we are focused, we seek redemption we are free we'll stay free All they've done is make us stronger The sleeping giant is asleep no longer If need be we'll die free [Chorus:] When the Eagle Cries Blood will flow When the Eagle Cries For freedom's fight When the Eagle Cries We love her so When the Eagle Cries We will sacrifice
Ghost Of Freedom
Every time you think about it It tears you up inside You curse the day your mother told you, your father died Now you're always searching Searching for the reason why I've gone But I will always be here By your side, through the darkest night Here I'll stand on the firing line Here I'll walk through the field where I died I will fight and let the voice ring true I am the ghost Standing next to you Every night you go to sleep You pray the Lord my soul to keep You don't know I've not gone away You see I watch over fighting men So they can have peace again And maybe someday you will all be free Here I'll stand on the firing line Here I'll walk through the field where I died I will fight and let the voice ring true I am the ghost Standing next to you You speak to me And I feel your pride Assuring me I'll never die I write Mother... "He's here with me..." He's in our minds He's in our souls Of sacrifice his story's told He holds the flame of freedom f
Stupid Amy
I hate when I make a stupid joke on here and someone takes it the wrong way. Well this goes for the internet in general. It's hard to convey jokes sometimes. Or anything you type/say in general. So many times things are taken out of context because you can't communicate with tone, inflection, body language, etc. Well I made a new friend earlier and he seemed pretty cool. Then I had to go and be a dope and make a stupid joke. Well I'm pretty sure it pissed him off. He said it was cool when I explained the situation, but I could tell he was lying. Oh well. Chalk another one up to Amy sticks her foot in her mouth. -sigh-
Suicide Note Pt. Ii
Out of my mind, gun up to the mouth No pretension, execution, live and learn , rape and turn Fret not family, nor pre-judged army This is for me, and me only, cowards only Try it [Chorus] Don't you try to die, like me It's livid and it's lies and makes graves Graves descending down It's not worth the time to try, to replenish a rotting life I'll end the problem, facing nothing, fuck you off, fuck you all Tortured history, addict of misery, this exposes me for weakness is a magnet - watch me do it [Chorus] Why would you help anyone who doesn't want it, doesn't need it, doesn't want your shit advice when a mind's made up to go ahead and die? What's done is done and gone, so why cry? [Chorus]
Hellllllllllp
Can we all go give Happy Country Girl a hand in getting her very first Happy Hour?? She is just about 4000 comments away!
Suicide Note Pt. I
Cheap cocaine, a dry inhale, the pills that kill and take the pain away Diet of life, shelter without, the face that cannot see inside yours and mine [Pre] When I'm hiding, when I need it, it lets me breathe, for our handle on this life, I don't believe this time [Chorus] Would you look at me now? Can you tell I'm a man? With these scars on my wrists To prove I'll try again Try to die again, try to live through this night Try to die again..... Forever fooling, free and using,sliding down the slide that breaks a will Mothers angel, getting smarter, how smart are you to regress unfulfilled? It's a damn shame, but who's to blame? [Pre] [Chorus]
Contest Results
I CAME IN 7TH PLACE. Thank you all so much for the help. It was greatly appreciated. Hugs to all my friends. I am still out of town but will be back online sometime tomorrow evening. Have a good rest of the weekend.
This Love
If ever words were spoken Painful and untrue I said I loved but I lied In my life All I wanted Was the keeping Of someone like you As it turns out Deeper within me Love was twisted and pointed at you Never ending pain, quickly ending life -- [Chorus] You keep this love, thing, love, child, love, toy You keep this love, fist, love, scar, love, break You keep this love I'd been the tempting one Stole her from herself This gift in pain Her pain was life And sometimes I feel so sorry I regret this the hurting of you But you make me so unhappy I'd take my life and leave love with you I'd kill myself for you, I'd kill you for myself -- [Chorus] No more head trips
Fucking Hostile
Almost every day I see the same face On broken picture tube It fits the attitude If you could see yourself You put you on a shelf Your verbal masturbate Promise to nauseate Today I'll play the part of non-parent Not make a hundred rules For you to know about yourself Not lie and make you believe What's evil is making love and making friends and meeting God you're own way The right way [Chorus] To see To bleed Cannot be taught In turn You're making us Fucking hostile We stand alone The truth in right and wrong The boundaries of the law You seem to miss the point Arresting for a joint? You seem to wonder why Hundreds of people die You're writing tickets man My mom got jumped -- they ran! Now I'll play a public servant To serve and protect By the law and the state I'd bust the punks That rape steal and murder And leave you be If you crossed me I'd shake your hand like a man Not a god [Chorus] Come meet your maker, boy Some things you ca
Walk
Can't you see I'm easily bothered by persistence One step from lashing out at you... You want in to get under my skin And call yourself a friend I've got more friends like you What do I do? [Pre] Is there no standard anymore? What it takes, who I am, where I've been Belong You can't be something you're not Be yourself, by yourself Stay away from me A lesson learned in life Known from the dawn of time [Chorus] Respect, walk Run your mouth when I'm not around It's easy to achieve You cry to weak friends that sympathize Can you hear the violins playing you song? Those same friends tell me your every word [Pre] [Chorus] Are you talking to me? No way punk
Cowboys From Hell
Under the lights where we stand tall Nobody touches us at all Showdown, shootout, spread fear within, without We're gonna take what's ours to have Spread the word throughout the land They say the bad guys wear black We're tagged and can't turn back You see us comin' And you all together run for cover We're taking over this town Here we come reach for your gun And you better listen well my friend, you see It's been slow down below, Aimed at you we're the cowboys from hell Deed is done again, we've won Ain't talking no tall tales friend 'Cause high noon, your doom Comin' for you we're the cowboys from hell Pillage the village, trash the scene But better not take it out on me 'Cause a ghost town is found Where your city used to be So out of the darkness and into the light Sparks fly everywhere in sight From my double barrel, 12 gauge, Can't lock me in your cage You see us comin' And you all together run for cover We're taking over this town Here we c
Cemetery Gates
Reverend reverend is this some conspiracy? Crucified for no sins An image beneath me Whats within our plans for life It all seems so unreal I'm a man cut in half in this world Left in my misery... The reverend he turned to me Without a tear in his eyes It's nothing new for him to see I didn't ask him why I will remember The love our souls had Sworn to make Now I watch the falling rain All my mind can see Now is your (face) Well I guess You took my youth I gave it all away Like the birth of a New-found joy This love would end in rage And when she died I couldn't cry The pride within my soul You left me incomplete All alone as the Memories now unfold. Believe the word I will unlock my door And pass the Cemetery gates Sometimes when I'm alone I wonder aloud If you're watching over me Some place far abound I must reverse my life I can't live in the past Then set my soul free Belong to me at last Through all those Complex years I thought
Bat Country
He who makes a beast out of himself Gets rid of the pain of being a man Caught here in a fiery blaze, won't lose my will to stay. I tried to drive all through the night, The heat stroke ridden weather, the barren empty sights. No oasis here to see, the sand is singing deathless words to me. Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone). Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction. My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone). No one can save me and you know I don't want the attention. As I adjust to my new sights the rarely tired lights will take me to new heights. My hand is on the trigger I'm ready to ignite. Tomorrow might not make it but everything's all right. Mental fiction follows me; show me what it's like to be set free. Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone). Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction. My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone). No one can save me and you know I don't want the at
Would You Remarry?
A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks THE question..... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do. " WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again. " WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house. " WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new. " WI FE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do" WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND : "No, I'm sure she'd want her own. " WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you
Sweeping
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom, and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the store. " "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom -- I'll show you how.
Cabbie In Heaven
A preacher dies, and when he gets to Heaven, he sees a New York cab driver who has more crowns. He says to an angel, "I don't get it. I devoted my whole life to my congregation. " The angel says, "We reward results. Did your congregation always pay attention when you gave a sermon?" The preacher says, "Once in a while someone fell asleep. " The angel says, "Right. And when people rode in this guy's taxi, they not only stayed awake, but they usually prayed!"
Meticulous
meticulous muh-TIK-yuh-luhs, adjective: Extremely or excessively careful about details.
Drunk Excuses
A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube. " The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack. " "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample. " "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death. " "Well, then we need a urine sample. " "I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar. " "Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line. " "I can't do that, officer. " "Why not?" "Because I'm too drunk to do that.
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Discovery consists in seeing what everybody else has seen and thinking what nobody else has thought. - Albert Szent-Gy-rgi
Tomorrows Headline
When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Valiant Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal. " The hero told the journalist that he wasn't from that town. "Well, then," the reporter said, "the headline will probably say, 'Georgia Man Saves Child by Killing Dog'. " "Actually," the man said, "I'm from Connecticut. " "In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline should read, " Damn Yankee Kills Family Pet'.
It's Not What You Ride
I've been riding motorcyles off and on for 35 years, sounds like a long time doesn't it.. I started out as a kid on dirt bikes and after years of not riding began riding again about 12 years ago when bought my first bike. Was it a big fancy one, no it was a Honda 700 Shadow, I quickly realized it was not big enough for me and when the Valkyrie came out I had to have one. Got the second one here in town and after many miles on it decided to trade it for an Excelsior Henderson, fine bike, but nothing but trouble. Finally, sold the Ex, and got another Valkyrie, a 1997 Tourer, the 97's are faster than the other years, so here I am with a fast 800 lb bike. I ride with all my friends on anything from Harleys to Hondas to Yamahas. Bikes are like women, everyone has a preference. Some of the guys I work with though won't ride with anything but other Harleys'. Do they realize that they are missing out on the true essence of what motorcycling is all about. It does not matter what you rid
Your Obsession
Your Obsession by LateNiteFantasy© Skin on fire, sheen of heated sweat. Run my hand up the inside of your thigh, Find the hidden heat of your desire. Stir the flames of passion, It rises to inferno degrees. You are MY obsession Burn my body, Burn my soul. Make you moan and purr. Fulfill my craving need Of satiation. You are my need Love me, Touch me, Taste me, Experience all your senses. I am the master full Of fire and lust. I am YOUR obsession!
070508 Fluffy Starr Vlog
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070508 Fluffy Starr Blog
VLOG: "Get The Swirl!" Wow... So many birthdays in the beginning of June, and also start of July. Crazy times. And how do you know when times are crazy? Well, when somebody pees on the carpet on purpose, you know it's a wild party. Yep. I won't even go into it. And no, it was not me!!! It was some crazy young boy. And yes, he managed to get himself kicked out. Wild times! Annnnyways, here is my blog, just before the party. It was a 1950's theme birthday party, and here I am dressing up and acting silly. And no, I didn't have any drinks yet. I'm naturally warped... See it HERE. Enjoy. Speaking of parties, are y'all still alive after last night's celebrations? Anybody pee inappropriately? Have a lovely day! :D x Fluffy.
I Wonder ..... Do You ?
do you ever wonder why things are like they are some days you dont want to wake up anymore other days you are full of joy then there are those days that you wonder what happen to the party side of you and the fun you use to have with the friends you use to have .... so am i wondering if i should come back to my sites and have fun like i use too ..... hmmmmmm what to do ???? guess i have to think this out ..... bbl......
Temporary Stash
So bored again and what I do when bored is look up pictures or videos, ran across this one I found funny. I hate that stashes are down aaah. so yeah, SPIN ON IT
So...
I've been getting random phone calls from private numbers for the last like week. I answer everytime and they hang up. Hilarious huh? Now I'm getting strange profiles from Fubar and Myspace checking me out. I've also had people trying to sign into my accounts. Anyone else find this hilarious? I guess I really got to someone bad : D
Butt Naked & Alone
Disclaimer* This isn't personal its just poetry Questions surface Are you butt naked and alone Do you feel strange when you are at home? Alone Do you stare in the mirror? Practicing pickup lines You butt naked and alone When you got more pictures of ass on your mobile phone Than you have actually in your hands You butt naked and alone When the last thing you had pink was a strawberry milkshake at Mc Donald's You butt naked and alone When the last thong You seen was in the window of Victoria Secret display You butt naked and alone If you own a subscription to any porn stars website And you are the leader of the fan club And know all there bios I know You butt naked and alone If you get emotional & AROUSED Everytime you here "Rumpshaker" You butt naked and alone If you still use Lil' Kim's Hardcore poster For motivation You butt naked and alone If every time you go the strip
Absent-minded
I've gone through so much in a days time. More a weeks time. Feels like a lifetime for me. But being on the run all the time has its ups and downs. And I just feel like not saying much of those absent days. So for now, I'll just share something I jotted down years ago. Beaten Trophy I was your beauty queen So lovely, graceful and lean I was your special prize So alluring, with amazing thighs I was your cheerleader So obedient to you as my leader I was your girlfriend So fastened to you I fully depend I was your bitch So yours, but you wanted to switch I was your punching bag So torn like a doll of rag I was once your trophy So pleasant for you to uphold So wondrous for all to see So beaten & tarnished - no more gold
We'll Begin Eternity
We'll Begin Eternity by LateNiteFantasy© Away from you, my heart knows only misery True and utter devotion, you are so dear to me Beloved, when apart....I feel such deep despair Wanting to hold you, show you how I care Endless longing burns within my soul Only you can fix this, only you can make me whole In your hands, uncontrollably I'm bound Realest love, realest pain....suddenly, swiftly found Your own heart, what I strive to posess I will give you everything, never any less Sweet lover, let me destroy your doubts and fears Hold you softly forever, kiss away your tears I beckon you beloved, bring your heart to me I'll tear down those walls around your heart, I'll try to make you see I will give you a love , that will forever endure For this emptiness inside me....only you have the cure. Your very essense, enticing to say the least The only thing imaginable to soothe this savage beast So wrap your arms around me, and say tha
Native Spirit
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Makes You Think.
On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.' The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?' And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said: 'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.' The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty
Kiss Of Fire
Kiss Of Fire by LateNiteFantsy© She had a kiss that seemed like pure fire, She could inflame even the most cold desire She moves like fog under the cover of night But the soul of this woman shines so bright... Just a smoothe touch of her hand makes you want to pledge lifetime devotion, And then she finally takes you, consumes you like the ocean... And like so many ships lost at sea You're completely devoured by Miss Destiny But not lost forever, in the warm, dark depths You emerge with new life, your lungs with new breath And that breath has a scent, a scent of desire--of that woman who has a kiss of pure fire
Yes I Am In Another Auction...so Come And Get Me!!
I know you want to own me so come on and bid on me.......
A Note About What Is Happening With Me
Well, its been so long since I have been on here I don't even know where to start. Some of you may have known that my elderly cat had health issues. Around the beginning of the year she developed diabetes. It required me to give her shots 12 hours apart and to feed her at least a half hour before. Her general health condition made her so sensitive that I had to give the shot between 7:00 & 7:30 every time or she would get spasms and even convulsions. In the mean time, work had gotten intense but, thankfully, not cut throat as it was last year. We had a complete team change over that caused us a lot of time settling back into the schedule. There have also been project after project that had me working my butt off but I constantly had to leave and take work with me so that I could keep Millie's schedule. Well, the last few weeks have been hell. The project hit us with a high profile task that needed to be done by the end of this month and at the same time Millie seemed to get
~love~
Recipe for Love Ingredients 2 Hearts Full of Love 2 Heaping Cups of Kindness 2 Armfuls of Gentleness 2 Cups of Friendship 2 Cups of Joy 2 Big Hearts Full of Forgiveness 1 Lifetime of Togetherness 2 Minds Full of Tenderness Method Stir daily with Happiness, Humor and Patience. Serve with Warmth and Compassion, Respect and Loyalty
Hey
whats up ladies and teens come threw my profile and say hi
Shining Star
Shining Star by LateNiteFantasy© Shining star With heart so bright How I love To love your light Will you Love my light I say I adore your night and day Shall we merge Our lights together A love to light The dark forever
~~curious~~
1. Whats your Name? 2. Are we close? 3. What do you think of me? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would u kiss me? 6. Describe me in 3 words? 7. If u Had to share 30 Min's with me what would you do? 8. What was Ur first impression of me? 9. Do u still think the same now you have met me? 10. What reminds u of me? 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? 12. How well do u know me? 13. What do u like best about me? 14. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u couldn't? 15. Could you ever love me? 16. Give me a nickname and explain why? 17. Anything 2 say b4 u go? 18.what do you you think my favourite colour is? 19. Now state 3 good points about you that would interest me in you. Just copy and paste this to the comments section below and add your answers so i can see what your answers are....
Stickam
Im bored - Yeah.... Express Yourself LIVE
How Horny Are You...
I Can't Keep My Underwear Dry!!!! Congrats! You are one freaky S.O.B. You are constantly thinking about sex, or doing it! You can't concentrate on work, school, anything! I knew I liked you... Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com
Ink Drop From Her Quill
Ink Drop From Her Quill by LateNiteFantasy© Mournful is the hand that dips the quill, whose feathery and light graces, anticipates brush strokes. Reluctant are the words lingering above a beige colored scroll. Lonely ink traveling as if weighted in air. A splash of onyx, like a mascara tinged teardrop. Pupils fixed on this primitive art searching, reaching and contemplating. Is the answer there? Can it be found, in the ink drop, from her quill?
Till I Get Insider
Less than 50k till Insider! WARNING 1.4 Explosive Girl Next Door@ fubar Since I won her in an Auction this fine Lady has been spanking me HARD !! (I STILL can't sit down!) Just click on her pic above and Rate her! Fan her! Add her! Tell her Tappinit sent ya : Tappinit~@ fubar Brickhouse - Rick James (repost of original by 'Tappinit~' on '2008-07-05 08:11:25') (repost of original by 'AzRunner' on '2008-07-05 17:35:00')
Bbq's
BBQ RULES We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. Here comes the important part: (4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine... (5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. (6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the si
Dominant Emotion..
Your dominant emotion is Happiness You are a happy person in general. Your friends can always count on you for a good time, and to lift their spirits when they've had a bad day. Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com
Everybody Needs Someone
I CANNOT GIVE UP MYSELF FOR YOU NOR DO I WANT YOURS.. I CANNOT CHANGE MY LIFE'S GOALS FOR YOU NOR DO I WANT YOU TO CHANGE YOURS... WHAT I CAN DO FOR YOU, FOR US, FOR A RELATIONSHIP CONSISTING OF YOU AND ME IS TO BE A FRIEND, A COMPANION, A LOVER, A SHARER OF SPACE AND TIME A COMFORT, A SUPPORT, A GIVER... YET I CAN ONLY DO THIS IF YOU DO THE SAME, AS A RELATIONSHIP IS BUILT OF THE GIVINGS OF TWO.. TO BE SETTLED AND STRONG IN THIS WAY GIVES PEACE OF MIND AND SOUL, SO THE ENERGIES CAN BE SPENT ON OUR PURPOSES AND NOT THE CONSTANT... SOMETIMES WE NEED REMINDERS IN OUR LIVES OF HOW MUCH PEOPLE CARE. IF YOU EVER GET THAT FEELING, I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER THIS.... BEYOND WORDS THAT CANT EVEN BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH, I HOLD YOU AND YOUR HAPPINESS WITHIN MY HEART EACH AND EVERY DAY. I AM SO GRATEFUL FOR YOU, AND SO THANKFUL FOR YOUR FRIENDSHIP.. IF THE WORLD COULD GIVE ME ONLY ONE SPECIAL PERSON.. I WOULD WANT THAT PERSON TO BE SOMEONE I COULD
A Dream
I dreamt of you last night It was such a wondrous sight You had eliminated all the miles between And acted like a love struck teen Like a princess you took me away With all my problems I could not stay You took me in your arms so strong Its the only place I'll ever belong I started to cry and you held me tight Just your embrace made everything right You kissed me and the tears disappeared I even forgot all that I feared All night I stayed in your loving arms You made me smile with all your charms Then you said that three word phrase It put me in such a daze I told you that I loved you too And that forever I would only love you I looked into your hypnotic eyes There I was left just mesmerized Suddenly we both turned silent As time came and went The moon faded and the sun rose Then I realized we'd get through storms I wondered why you were so sweet Was it fate that we would meet? Eventually I fell asleep in your embrace The last thing I saw was your
Fireworks 6 - From My Cell
Fireworks 5 - From My Cell Phone
Calendar Girls Final Standings
HERE ARE THE FINAL STANDINGS AND RATE COUNTS FOR THE CALENDAR GIRL CONTEST!! CONGRATULATIONS TO THE WINNERS IT WAS A WELL FAUGHT CONTEST WITH MINIMAL DRAMA. i WILL CONTACT EACH AND EVERY CONTESTANT BY PRIVATE MAIL AND LET THEM KNOW WHERE THEY FINISHED BESIDE POSTING THIS BLOG SO HERE THEY ARE YOUR CALENDAR GIRLS FOR 2009: 1ST-PEGGY SUE-2116 2ND-LACEY-1203 3RD-MINOU MINOU-743 4TH-MyZtErY-596 5TH-TNK590 6TH-DEB-562 7TH-CHELLE BELLE-472 8TH-RUBYLIPS-450 9TH-PHOENIX-398 10TH-SWEETCHERRYPIE-397 11TH-JENNICENSE-383 12TH-SUNSHINE-360 THOSE ARE YOUR 12 WINNERS BUT I HAVE DECIDED TO PAY ALL GIRLS WHO FINISHED THE CONTEST A CONSELLATION PRIZE OF FU BUCKS WHICH I WILL DETERMINE AFTER I PAY OUT THE FIRST 12 13TH-REDNECKANGEL-340 14TH-SINFUL PLEASURES-339 15TH-BABZ-276 16TH-KIM CORR-BARTUCCO-182 16TH- TIE-FANTASY-182 18TH-MICKIRIO3-166 19TH-TANDY-162 20TH-CANADIAN PRINCESS-121 21ST-REBELTXN76-105 THANK YOU ALL FOR YOU COOPERATION AND YOUR INTEREST, I WILL BE HAVING AN
22nd Century Lover
Your Sex Sign is... You're a 22nd century lover - without any rules or hangups. You're a typical 'trysexual'... well versed in the bedroom and curious about everything you haven't tried. You give everyone you run into the most exotic sex ever. Aquarius, you are a 22nd century sexual being. Your tastes and attitudes are totally futuristic. You are very adventurous and curious about everything. Aquarians are the 'seekers' of the Zodiac. You aren't posessive or materialistic - and you make your own rules. Your sexual personality is exotic and bohemian. You love to talk about sex - anywhere, anytime. You enjoy hearing about other people's sexual exploits, and you are completely unshockable. You reached sexual maturity at an early age. You have had varied sexual relationships, and you have dabbled in just about anything - if only for the experience. Above all, you aspire to become better and better in bed. You love to be taught new sexual tricks. You love to experime
Hey
jus wanted to b honest w u all and let u know im a lesbian mwah
Dj Tainted
COME CHECK OUT DJ TAINTED AT THE REAL RED DRAGON LOUNGE..SHE'S RAWKIN THE RED DRAGON RIGHT NOW!!! Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE LADIES COME!!
Some Folks
I choose to be me. Me and only me. I choose to be someone that is not the average, i choose to be unique. Some people decide to be others, taking any chance of individuality, any chance to be them, any chance of being known as themselves. Only being known as you. Some people give up, refuse to continue because they are not accepted. thier choice? Change, or continue to be a nobody. I say don't change, and don't give up..... it takes people to make a difference, it takes people to change a mind. Simply put, it takes people like us.
Skyrockets In Flight
I am enjoying my saturday afternoon as i sit on my patio and steal wireless from a selection of careless neighbors. When all of a sudden out nowhere i hear "fucking shit goddam!" I turn around to see who the maniac is that is cussing at the top of their lungs at 530, it's this new weird family thats moved in recently behind us. They are always fighting.....and i'm talking about UFC in the driveway at midnight. I dont know what their problem is. Anywhoo... it was the wife maniacally screaming because she could figure out how to put together this laundry clothesline thing. Not your traditional clothesline the one thats metal and looks like a spider web... So anyway the husband comes out and he tries to help her and all she does is yell and scream at him.......... Fast forward two hours later... "OH OH OH OH BABY YA! OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD" Ummm basically....i'll just stop there no need to give anymore details lmao
What A Day
HMM I CANT BELIVE THAT WHEN I WOKE THIS MORNING ID BE A WALKING BOMBING MACHINE! MY GOSH IM SO PROUD TO BE ABLE TO SAY THAT IN MY LITTLE RIGHT HAND I HAVE THAT MUCH POWER! LOL I HAVE ACHEIVED THE ULTIMATE I AM A BOMBER AGAIN! OK ENOUGH OF THAT THANKS TO ALL MY FAMILY HERE ON FUBAR FOR DOING WHAT YOU ALL HAVE. THERE IS SO MANY OF YOU FROM THE CONFEDERATES TO THE GRD FROM MY FAMLY LIST FOREST RICAN.... YOU ARE AS AWESOME PERSON TY! BOO LOVE YOU SIS!!!! ARCHANGEL...YOU NEED ME AGAIN YOU HOLLER! PISCES TY SO MUCH FOR YOUR HELP ON BOTH OF THEM! YOU ALL ROCK!!!!!!
Life Goes On
So this won't be a bitch fest. Although its been awhile since I've had one. But, here lately I really don't have much to bitch about. I'm back in Oklahoma. I don't know how long this will last but, we will see. I haven't been around much lately. I do check in from time to time to see how my friends are doing. But, honestly I'm just too tired to stay on long. It might say I'm logged in but, 9 times out of 10 I'm not at the computer. There have been a number of changes in my life over the past six/seven months. I've learned from a bunch of them. But, here is what I wanted to say. You can think I'm bitching but, its just more of a warning. I'm on the FU for real friends. Not just people looking for rates cause trust me I'm not here for that. I joined FU back when it was LostCherry in 06. I deleted my old account due to a lot of drama but, came back because I did miss a lot of my friends on here. I'm glad I can say I do have a lot of great friends on here that I can talk to about
Seduction Of Highest Order
Seduction of Highest Order by LateNiteFantasy© This is seduction of the highest order Lay down,relax, and let carnal emotions take over Inhale deeply and put your mind at ease allow me to lead you into never ending ecstasy Placing my lips to yours I dare you to explore what's behind your minds locked doors Mesmerizing you with my soft kisses Bewitching you with my sweet smell I have you right where I want you After this is over memories of this night will still haunt you Biting softly on your neck I release your inhibitions your dying to be with me pleading to be tempted How can I be resisted After all this is seduction of the highest order..
Sexy
People who are "sexy" are defined by the way that they look, move, or talk. Well I am introducing a new way of saying that. That being "hot s*&^!!" This only works if the person is past fine or sexy. The kind of person that makes your jaw drop and your panties wet. Whats your new word
Dumb?
Dumb Test by QuizRocket.com Fun Quizzes! Fun Quizes | Love Quiz | MySpace Quizzes
Give It A Go
CHANGE ONE LETTER OF THE BOTTOM WORD POSTED AND SEE WHO GETS STUCK AND CAN'T CONTINUE!!! REMEMBER: CHANGE ONLY ONE LETTER IN THE LAST WORD ENTERED now MAKE sure to stick to the rules.. will you be the one to get stuck and can't progress on with a word?..hehe Rules: 1.. YOU CANNOT ADD LETTERS 2.. YOU CANNOT USE FOREIGN LANGUAGES 3.. YOU CAN ONLY CHANGE ONE LETTER STARTING WORD: "FOOT"
10 Husbands, Still A Virgin.
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin. A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?” “Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t
A Poem To My Master
Who Me?   Yes, Me i was born in Southeast Ohio Where my ability comes from I just cant don’t know I very different than some If it means something to my master Who paid a heavy price for me I will do my best to please her and I will do it faster She is not only my owner, but something special 2 c She has such a big heart And she is so kind I will be always be her friend like i have been since the start She is not even sure what services I can provide Whatever I do will come from the inside. I seem to have a knack to write I can write her poems that she might love I will write pomes, even if It takes all night I have to go beyond and above I have three kids, 2 girls and a boy They are ages 13, 9 and 10 They are gifted and bring my life such joy I cant think of my life now without them I had an epiphany in 2004 It woke me from a deep sleep This had never happened b4 And the impression it left went deep Ev
Apologies
Sorry Ive not been about, had a tragic bereavement n the family and trying to sort things out x
Im Laving Fubar
IM DELETING MY ACCOUNT FROM FUBAR. IF YOU WANT TO TALK AND YOU DONT HAVE ME ADDED ON YAHOO IM, PLZ FEEL FREE TO DO SO AT deedee_jones2006. I HAVE ENJOYED BEING ON HERE AND MAKING NEW FRIENDS BUT DUE TO HEALTH REASONS I WONT BE ABLE TO BE ON THE NET ANY LONGER. I WILL MISS EVERYONE. MUCH LOVE TO YA, DONTCHA.
Im Almost Henchman Help Me Level Please
Please go show my Lil Sis some Fu Luv ! Lets Level Her!!! Shes ONLY 107k From HENCHMAN! Bling Her! Rate Her! Add Her! Comment Her! Do It ALL!!! **WIKID LETTE **FU-OWNERS OF HOT&FLUFFY AND PIMPSUGARBEAR**AUCTIONS OVER**@ fubar
Want To Own Me???
Own yourself a Bad Girl!! I’m in an auction and need an owner, so please go and bid on me! Thanks!!!!!!!
Re: Members Of Congress: "if We Could Only Nuke Iran"
RE: Members of Congress: "if we could only nuke Iran" ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 04 Jul 2008, 20:59 Ron Paul: I hear members of Congress saying "if we could only nuke Iran" Congressman Ron Paul has warned millions of radio listeners that the US is heading into a deadly confrontation with Iran, revealing his disbelief at members of Congress who have openly voiced support for a pre-emptive nuclear strike on the country. http://www. infowars. net/articles/july2008/040708RonPaul2. htm
Oh How The Pain Lingers
Do you ever wonder why in the world we are creatures who must torture others in order for us to truly feel human? Why is the pain of others such a need for us to inflict? Or, even better yet, why must we inflict this pain upon those who we claim we care for the most in life? Yeah so I am a bit jaded in the area at the moment seeing as how my heart has been violently ripped from my chest while the words "I didn't want to hurt you" were spewed in my face. I was just knocked face first into the burning agony of rejection by the very man who swore he would love me forever and that he had never been as happy as he was when he was with me. It's funny how that seems to always happen isn't it? You start to believe that someone really does care and as soon as you feel secure in that knowledge you are fucking slapped in the face and reminded that you are still just as alone as you were before. I find it a bit puzzling that one day he can look at me and tell me he found a place for us
A Few New Photos Up..
I placed a few new photos up. I do not think they were put up here before. First time experience those new photos were.. I am having more photos taken tonight and was wondering if there were any special requests?? You can let the special requests here or you can email me the special requests and depending on what they are i can possibly do them... Hugs and Kisses Kelly
Luau Auction
Time to Crank up that Summertime Fun with a new Auction -- Hawaii Style! Thats right folks, I am hosting my first auction! The luau way! I will be making all tags for this so lets have some fun! Guidelines as follows: 1. Send me the link to a SFW or Semi SFW picture that you would like to use (if you want to submit a bathing suit pic thats OK too). Along with your OFFERS! 2. Entry fee is 25k and starting bids will be 75k! 3. I will be promoting this heavily (along with some help) BUT self promotion is a must! 4. Absolutely NO drama or I will delete your auction -- this is all about FUN guys! Lets have a BLAST with this! 5. I am not responsible for the highest bidder paying you. IF that person doesn't let me know and I will post something about it but again I am not responsible! 6. ALSO! -- The one person with the MOST rates at the end of this will recieve a $20 bling pack from me. Must have a minimum of 200 rates! 7. Have Fun and Happy Bidding!
A Update
ok just a quick lil update to my previous blog (if u didnt read it, check it out)..My "friend" Jennifer?..Yeah shes a cu*t. She owed me money after she moved out and she said she would pay me on payday!... Guess what she did a DAY before she got paid?...LMAO..deleted her fubar account and BLOCKED me on myspace. I hope when she gets to hell satan sticks his horns up her ass! Moral of this story...Dont lend people money who have fucked you over many times before. (yes she fucked me over before but it was over a year ago and im always one to give second chances..) Thats ALL :) -Ash
Destiny Of Death [page Iii]
DESTINY OF DEATH [PART III] WHATEVER HAPPEN TO THE STANDARDS OF THE PROCESS OF LIFE.NEIGHBORS HELPING NEIGHBORS.NEVER EXPECTING ANYTHING BACK.WHEN OUR CHILDREN WAS SAFE ON THE STREETS.VIRGINS STILL EXISTED,UP TO TIME OF MARRIAGE,AND SEX WASN’T THE TOPIC OF EVERYBODIES,CHAT SECTION.WHATEVER HAPPEN TO A YOUNG MAN,TURNING RED TO KISS A GIRL ON THE CHEEK.IT WENT OUT IN THE SEX STARVE DAYS.WHEN LUCY AND DESI HAD THEIR FIRST BORN ON NATIONAL TELEVSION.WHEN THE LADY KISSED THE TRAMP AND OLD YELLER DIED. WHATEVER HAPPEN TO SEX BEING CENSOR SO OUR CHILDREN ISN’T EXPOSE TO THE EVENTS OF THE BEDROOM.OH AM I BAD,NOW IT IS ON THE SIDEWALKS OF THE AVENUES. GIDDY UP!AND PG 13,NOT SUITABLE FOR YOUNGER CHILDREN WAS THROWN OUT THE DOOR,WHEN THE OTHER DAY I TURNED IT OVER TO THE CARTOON CHANNEL,AND THERE WERE THESE ANIMATED FIGURES DOING THE NASTY,AND THE WORD FUCK WAS THEIR VOLCUBARY.SO I GUESS IT IS ALRIGHT FOR THEM TO WATCH IT WAS RATED PG.OUR SOCIETY OF RATES,AND NUMBERS. I
Poetry And Story
It is now gonna be located at http://crystalroseoger.livejournal.com/ Enjoy Everyone
Something New With The Pussycat Family
My Name In Sinful Pleasures My Real Name Is Ashley I Am 22 Years Old I Was Born In Raised In PA I Am A Single Mom I Have Two Children Both Boys Mitchell Will Be 2 July 25th And Micheal Will Be 4 In October They Are The Most Important Thing In My Life I Work And Take Care Of My Kids Thats Pretty Much My Life I Am Planing On Going To School Soon For Photography Thats What I Really Want To Do I Am A Very Giving Person I Will Try To Help Anyone I Can I Am Outgoing And Very Blunt I Like To Sing Even Tho I Know I Cant Lmao Write Poetry Even Tho I Havent Done It In Forever [ Sinful Pleasures * Shadow Leveler * Pu$$ycat Playmate - Owned By KaTman ]
The 9/11 Chornicles
the truth??????? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-yscpNIxjI
Bratt Will Be Back On....
Bratt wanted me to blog and let all ya all know that she misses ya and that she should be back online monday or tuesday she is hoping.. just to let ya all know and i shall keep you updated if something else comes up thanx Chaotic Princess
~loving You~
It is easy Loving You Cause you accept me As one In your eye's I'm beautiful In my eye's Your a hunk To die for But you have been My best friend For a long time Loving You Is what got us closer I lose my word's When we talk My thought's and look's Of you distract me Even when I try To write for you I lose my word's You have weakened me Loving You Has done that to me An always will

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