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Kerry xogahx's blog: "Jokes"

created on 07/04/2008  |  http://fubar.com/jokes/b229032
When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Valiant Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal. " The hero told the journalist that he wasn't from that town. "Well, then," the reporter said, "the headline will probably say, 'Georgia Man Saves Child by Killing Dog'. " "Actually," the man said, "I'm from Connecticut. " "In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline should read, " Damn Yankee Kills Family Pet'.
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