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Hott Bombers Come Bomb
THIS MAN IS IN A CONTEST FOR A VIP OR 7 DAY BLAST. NEEDING ALL KINDS OF LOVIN ESPECIALLY FROM THE HOTT BOMBERS. CLICK ON THE PIC AND RATE CAN COMMENT AWAY WEEEEEEEEEE OUR NEEDS IS FULL FULL SUPPORT IF YOU WANT HELP IN A CONTEST YOU NEED TO HELP ON OTHER CONTESTS I USED MY FRIEND CARD LAST NIGHT AND IF WE DONT SHOW OUR SUPPORT AND THANKS BACK HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO GET IN A CONTEST AND GET HELP YOURSELF THANK YOU TO THOSE WHO DO SHOW SUPPORT.BUT IF I DONT SEE YOU HELPING OTHERS LIKE OUR MOTTO SAYS I WILL NOT BRING YOU HELP OR HELP YOU OUT SO REMEMBER THAT IF YOU WANT TO WIN .

Smiling
I have entered a new contest for the best smile, will all my friends and fans please help me out, give me lots of love and i will return the favor.. thanks onetnsweetheart just click on my pic, rate me and leave lots of comments...hugs to you all

Orlando
Hi everyone..anybody from Orlando or around? am not from Orlando but will visit it from Nov. 10th toNov. 16th...and maybe somebody might want to showme around in that unkown place..or somewhere not too far along the coast... See you soon

Michael's Twisted Thoughts
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or if you are a random reader) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your diary and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.. As always, peace and comfort, friends, Michael I did not write this. This was written by a lady named "Kendra" about Daddy Doms...I mentioned the term Daddy Dom in a chat room the other day and was greeted by a resounding Yuk! It got me thinking about the misconceptions surrounding this aspect of D/s. I realize most think that it involves a father/daughter relationship. That isn't quite true, Daddy/little girl is a much different level. I do not know if I can explain what I mean so I will simply talk about what a Daddy Dom is to me. First I sho

Omg!!! -- Finally!!!! -- It's About Time!!!!!
I finally added some new pictures... Some of the family, some of some old money, some of some cool rods, and some of some cool backgrounds These two folders have some new pictures added to them -- Some of my kids, some of my dad: **PRIMARY DEFAULT ALBUM** Me & my Family (NO RIPS PLZ) These are all NEW folders, filled with new pictures -- Take a look: Accident Prone Youngest Son (some may find graphic) My Uncle's Cars & The Auto Show Royal Gorge Body Paintings (THIS IS ART - SOME NSFW - DON'T LOOK IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE) Scenery and Backgrounds (RIP AWAY - but plz rate first)

Scary Thoughts!
What kind of life do you lead in cyberspace? Do you come here to be someone other than yourself? Are you here looking for an escape from your ordinary life, whether it is boring, sad, tumultuous? Whatever the answers here are, there is one thing I want you to consider: How safe are we really in cyberspace? If anybody knows anything about American history, then you know about what privacy was like in the 1920's in this country. For the benefit of those who don’t, I will simplify it - there wasn’t much! There was always someone beating down a closed door or people finding out about other people’s business. I realize it is now almost 90 years later, but if you’ve ever heard about how history can repeat itself, let me tell you that in a way, it may very well be here in cyberspace. Take a site like this one, for example! Comments are visible to everyone. You cannot stop people from posting what they do post (even though you can delete them after they have been posted). Other

Fire&ice
too all family member as of now we have a chain of command in place to better serve everyones needs so plz follow is as much as possible to help take the load off are fearless leader she has been working hard so before you go too her for something use the chain of command first. Sunsetbeauty~Founder of Fire and Ice Leveling Crew~@ fubar latinalover1(Co-Founder Of Fire And Ice Crew)@ fubar BuckeyeCowboy67 * President of Fire and Ice Crew@ fubar ~*~N_B_K~*~Vice President of Fire and Ice@ fubar ~ &hearts hrtofgold &hearts ~ Manager of the Fire and Ice Crew ~@ fubar thank you NBK vice pres of fire &ice

God
Don't spend major time with minor people . If there are people in your life that continually disappoint you, break promises, and stomp on your dreams, too judgmental, have different values and don't have your back during difficult times...that is not a friend. To have a friend, be a friend. Sometimes in life as you grow , your friends will either grow or go . Surround yourself with people who reflect values, goals interests and lifestyle. When I think of any of my successes, I am thankful to GOD from whom all blessings flow, and to my family and friends that enrich my life. Over the years my phone book has changed because I changed for the better. At first you think you're going to be alone, but after a while new people show up in your life that make your life so much sweeter and easier to endure. Remember what your elders used to say, ' Birds of a feather flock together. If you're an eagle , don't hang around chickens: Chickens Can't Fly! I love the Lord and thank Him for all th

Finding My Peace
I recently made the decision to end a relationship after a year and a half. Before the final decision was made, I tortured myself over it. I knew what choice was best for me and my happiness, but it was the worst for his. How was I going to look him in the face and tell him my decision was to carry on without him and watch his face turn to such sorrow? I do truly believe that he loved me in his own way It just was not the love I needed in my life I am the type of person that it kills me to hurt someone else in any way. I fought back and forth on the pros and cons, and the cons were always out weighing the pros. But I still was finding some reason to put off the inevitable. For weeks I was in agony trying to make sure this was the best decision. I already knew deep down, I just had to face the facts. You see, over time I had slowly let this person take away the things that I enjoyed, slowly I was letting him kill a part of me. I can not blame anyone but myself. To have been blind to

Ice Program
PLEASE READ THIS AND PASS ON. IMPORTANT. We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends. If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this " ICE" (In Case of Emergency) Campaign The concept of "ICE" is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name "ICE" ( In Case Of Emergency). The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients, but they

Rebbi's Rambunctious Noize
So don't forget to tune in at 7pm EST, 4pm PST MONDAYS, WEDNESDAYS & FRIDAYS!! Tonight on Rebbi's Rambunctious Noize.. Tonight at 7pm EST / 4pm PST... We kick off the 2nd hump day with non stop noize from guys who wear or wore more make up than I do. 4 hours of non stop hair metal plus a few other things thrown in for good measure as well as your requests... plus I'll have the latest in rock news with The Week In Rock, I'll have Mandatory Megadeth at 9pm, Foamy The Squirrel, Rebbi's Reality Check, The FCN and your requests for 4 hours of audio overload... this is step 2 in my evil nefarious plan to rock the world til it screams no more. WBRK 96BunniRock.com - http://sc4.spacialnet.com:21264/listen.pls WFLMRadio.com - http://sc6.spacialnet.com:15516/listen.pls V-M-U.com MusiciansAddict.com Monday Tues 7-11pm, Wednsdays 7-11pm and Friday 7-11pm EST 4pm-8pm PST To listen you'll need to open a MP3 player and put this link into it. **this is my new streamin

Urgh
ATTENTION EVERYONE ASIAN CAT THATS RIGHT TO BOMB MY PIC IN THE GIVE AWAY just click one of the asian cat pics below and drop some comments :D #1 #2 yup by tomorrow night 7pm eastern i am seriously done with this site, i have done enough referals and that to get reset, well i have had it. no more support for the fake site. also with other things going on in my life. i have decided to leave here for good, as well as the people i have signed up. some know they can contact me from other sites suck as myyearbook, thanks everyone for your support

Its All About Me
Thoughts of Suicide (An original by me) She sits alone starring out the window; Wondering what has happened to her. As she sits and waits; She knows that this is her fate. She was once filled with peace and tenderness; Now pain and anger fill her heart; As hatred tares her apart. As she sits and waits; She knows she will see hells gate. She once believed in love and togetherness; Now the darkness has captured her soul; As deaths breath takes its toll. She sits alone starring out the window; Wondering what has happened to her. This is a very busy time of year for us all. We are trying to get our Christmas shopping done, our houses decorated, sending out Christmas cards. I going from job interview to job interview. Trying to keep my spirits up. It never fails, this time of year my heart tends to miss all the dear people in my life that have since pass. Grandpa Ted you left us on a cold Nov morning. Uncle Skip you decided to go 3 days before Ch

The Entirely True Adventures Of My Entirely Fictional Life
This *is* a bar, after all. And looking around, it looks like the chances of finding girls who are into girls only are slim. Just like a real bar... All I want is a bit of exhibitionism with a decidedly lesbian slant. Is that so much to ask? Though I suppose it really shouldn't matter. Im not looking for love- I'm looking to look. Show me something. It's Tuesday, and in honor of it, I sent all of my Fubar friends a shot of tequila. Tuesday is my favorite, so today a bit of liquid love goes out to everyone. If you are my real life friends- I will likely see most of you tonight (let the REAL drinking begin). For everyone else- enjoy today, and think of me :) *** And I would like to repeat, for the record- I'm not looking for boys. I have no interest in boys. But thank you one and all for the flattery, and continued attempts. You make me smile. :) (And to one boy in particular- yes, I could snap your neck between my thighs. Good thing you won't be

Bears Cave
When you are sad and full of tears A teddy bear brings laughs, hope, and Cheer. When you are lonely and Blue Cuddly bear is warm and knows what to do. You use me then throw me down but when you come back i wear no frown. i am here to please that is my vow for i am always yours forever and now. Hey Fellow Fubarians, Sorry to everyone for not being on lately, especially to those to fav friends you two know who you are. This is the first time i have been able to sit at the computer for any period of time. For those that didn't know I had a heart attack Thursday night, they did a heart catheter on me and they didn't release me from the hospital till late Friday. I have not been able to sit at the computer till today. So i am sorry for not doing my normal. Heart attack at 36!!! WTF!!! Well i am going to Change a few things in my life and for one live it as there is no tomorrow. For my friends on here. I care for each of you dearly and some of you, and you know

Jokes
1.Code word for sex A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter. One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter". The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said. A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now." The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand." 2.An old man a boy and a donkey An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man W

What I Want ...
Find Me Here Speak To Me I want to feel you I need to hear you You are the light That's leading me To the place where I find peace again. You are the strength, that keeps me walking. You are the hope, that keeps me trusting. You are the light to my soul. You are my purpose...you're everything. How can I stand here with you and not be moved by you? Would you tell me how could it be any better than this? You calm the storms, and you give me rest. You hold me in your hands, you won't let me fall. You steal my heart, and you take my breath away. Would you take me in? Take me deeper now? How can I stand here with you and not be moved by you? Would you tell me how could it be any better than this? And how can I stand here with you and not be moved by you? Would you tell me how could it be any better than this? Cause you're all I want, You're all I need You're everything,everything You're all I want your all I need You're everything, everything. You're all I

Rating Winners - Anyone Can Enter! No Time Limit....
My bud from ages ago - user name Gambet -- he rated ALL of my pictures (no easy feat!). So today I sent him 20,000 fubux! Congratulations! And that sweetie (who is in Iraq right now --- and I pray for him every day) keeps going back to my page and rating the new pix i put on there. WOW.......) http://www.fubar.com/user/1086668 Melvin is going to give it a shot! Good luck Melvin...... http://www.fubar.com/user/1283788 He's trying -- good luck!! http://www.fubar.com/user/996654

Drrrr !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDDQVe7OKR4 A two minute read....... Read this story, and follow the recommendation at the end... As I was walking down life's highway many years ago I came upon a sign that read Heavens Grocery Store. When I got a little closer the doors swung open wide And when I came to myself I was standing inside. I saw a host of angels. They were standing everywhere One handed me a basket and said "My child shop with care." Every

Yet Another Plea
Hey, would you help me win my first contest by rating and bombing my pic? Also, would you copy this and post it into a bulletin and blog to help me out as well....It would be greatly appreciated....Thanks!

My Life- Friends- Romance- Children Ect.
Can you answer this riddle? Here is a pretty neat little thing from Paul Harvey. See if you can guess the riddle at the end. Paul Harvey Writes: We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse. For my grandchildren, I\'d like better. I\'d really like for them to know about hand me down clothes and homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches. I really would. I hope you learn humility by being humiliated, and that you learn honesty by being cheated. I hope you learn to make your own bed and mow the lawn and wash the car. And I really hope nobody gives you a brand new car when you are sixteen. It will be good if at least one time you can see puppies born and your old dog put to sleep. I hope you get a black eye fighting for something you believe in. I hope you have to share a bedroom with your younger brother/sister. And it\'s all right if you have to draw a line down the middle

My First Rant
Ok I dont get people who insist on recieving a blast just so we can see thier NSFW pics. I am sorry if I really wanna see someone naked that badly ill buy a playboy it's CHEAPER!! and the girls are usually better looking anyway! And guys really come on now are you really so hard up to see naked chicks that you would pay $7.50 or more just to look at someones pics, which by the way are probably fake anyway. Now I know this is going to anger people on here that's ok I seem to do that alot on here.

Armin Van Buren Does Honor To His Title!
Armin Van Buuren, one of the best trance DJs of the moment and one of my personal favorites has recently been voted the world's best electronic and techno dj by DJ Mag (which is one of the highest honors a DJ can get). He is currently on tour in the US and last night, he was here in ATL. Since I love his style and trance so much, I expected just an awesome trance show like I've seen him do so many times before (most recently at Twilo for WMC in April). But last night's show was a total departure from his usual routine. Of course he played some classic anthems and good trance but most of the time, he actually played some harder and "nastier" house music. The club was packed and the atmosphere was truly thru the roof : it was absolute bedlam and so contagious : everyone was getting into it. So many people I spoke to, who like me are Van Buuren fans, told me how mesmerized and happily surprised they were to see how Armin was "bringing it". My friend Julia who like me shares a great passi

Im Back Not
check it on on you tube videos under entertainment ok been on vacation now back to work hope all are well me and my wound is a ok laters ok im in jville fla be home by friday maybe lol cant wait get to unpack in the new place and will have 5 days to relax befor i head out again woot woot

Another Day In Paradise
well its just another day in paradise. even on my one day off i get a phone call from work lovely right lol. its getting colder here in south carolina and its about darn time don't u think. its freakin november not july its supposed to be cold lol.

Poem Time
Got the snack attack tonight Even if its late and the time is not right Cookies and a slice of apple pie Eating everything in sight becuase im that type of guy Good bars and and a oatmeal suprise Take a bite of this could not believe me eyes Round ball looking like a football Seemed heavy and possible caramel or something in it I recall Took a bite, heard a crunch all I seen is an hole Shocked and suprised what I just seen, appears to be now the shape of a bowl It's the season to be jolly, where is all the stuff in this delight? Hoping for something like an egg rich with sugar a feeling oh so tight Food is something that is cool Tricky companies and there wrappers I challenege them to a duel To think chocolate companies are only out to satify This one made me sad and want to cry If they go to court im willing to testify Such a rip off but why? Candy is supposed to have something in it Only if its pure chocolate, thats the only small law or limit The taste

Phillbilly Deluxe
Hi, all its another blog by me so hold on and get ready for some depressing drunken ranting. After alot of thinking I've come to see that the two worse words to put together are I wish. These two words tend to make a person seem sad, esperate, or just plain depressing. Oh well here are a few of my,I wishes. I wish that my father hadn't died. I wish that i liked my job. I wish that I had more money. I wish that the girl I fell for returned that feeling. I wish that i could meet someone that loved me. These are just a few of all the things that I have wished for in just the past few days. I know its depressing but think of your own I wish list and you'll see what I'm saying about it being the two worse words ever put together. Hope to do better next time. Love, Phillbilly Well 2008 is starting out to be just as bad as 2007 ended. A lady that i like and that ive gone out with lied to me

Soldiers
A Great Idea!!! When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please include the following: A Recovering American soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue,NW Washington,D.C. 20307-5001

Who Raised You?
So who the hell raised these people for them to think that its OK to talk to someone like this? I get alot of dumb**ses that come to my page but this one was the best of the day. So I am sharing him with you :D enjoy Lmao 8-P April ♥

Hireing Dj
ANYONE INTERESTED IN DJ'N FOR REBELS LOUNGE THAT HAVES A SAMS PROGRAM FEEL FREE TO CONTACT THE FOLLOWING BELOW!! I RUN IT AT AS NO PRESSURE LOUNGE FOR DJ,S, MY MAIN PURPOSE IS THAT ALL STAFF HAVE FUN!!! I DO ASK OF DJ'S EVEN THOU THERE MIGHT BE NO ONE IN THE LOUNGE PLEASE STREAM MUSIC IN THERE WHILE U ARE ON.....U DON'T HAVE TO SIT IN THERE. NEED MUSIC IN THE LOUNGE FOR PEOPLE TO KEEP COMING BACK!! REMEMBER IT IS ALL ABOUT FUN!!! DJ BigDawg69(owner of lounge) DJ BigDawg69~ CO-FOUNDER_ GIT-R-DONE REBELS~DJ_TEXASCOYOTEMIKE ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~'CO OWNER OF REBELS LOUNGE~@ fubar ' $DJ BABY BOY$(MANGER OF LOUNGE) $DJ BABY BOY$ ~DJ FOR THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY & BOMBSQUAD~{ DIRTY SOUTH CREW}@ fubar HIT PIC BELOW TO ENTER LOUNGE

Hireiing Djs
ANYONE INTERESTED IN DJ'N FOR REBELS LOUNGE THAT HAVES A SAMS PROGRAM FEEL FREE TO CONTACT THE FOLLOWING BELOW!! I RUN IT AT AS NO PRESSURE LOUNGE FOR DJ,S, MY MAIN PURPOSE IS THAT ALL STAFF HAVE FUN!!! I DO ASK OF DJ'S EVEN THOU THERE MIGHT BE NO ONE IN THE LOUNGE PLEASE STREAM MUSIC IN THERE WHILE U ARE ON.....U DON'T HAVE TO SIT IN THERE. NEED MUSIC IN THE LOUNGE FOR PEOPLE TO KEEP COMING BACK!! REMEMBER IT IS ALL ABOUT FUN!!! DJ BigDawg69(owner of lounge) target="_blank" />DJ_TEXASCOYOTEMIKE ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~'CO OWNER OF REBELS LOUNGE~@ fubar ' $DJ BABY BOY$(MANGER OF LOUNGE) $DJ BABY BOY$ ~DJ FOR THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY & BOMBSQUAD~{ DIRTY SOUTH CREW}@ fubar HIT PIC BELOW TO ENTER LOUNGE

Best Smile Contest
Im in need of help..I entered this contest for best smile and I need lots of help comment bombing...If you can spare a few minutes a day to help me I would appreciate it...The contest will last two weeks and just started today...thanks to all who have read this and have helped me in this contest...

I Feel This Sometimes
always needed time on my own I never thought I'd need you there when I cry And the days feel like years when I'm alone And the bed where you lie Is made up on your side When you walk away I count the steps that you take Do you see how much I need you right now? When you're gone The pieces of my heart are missing you When you're gone The face I came to know is missing too When you're gone The words I need to hear to always get me through the day And make it OK I miss you I never felt this way before Everything that I do Reminds me of you And the clothes you left They lie on the floor And they smell just like you I love the things that you do When you walk away I count the steps that you take Do you see how much I need you right now? When you're gone The pieces of my heart are missing you When you're gone The face I came to know is missing too When you're gone The words I need to hear to always get me through the day And make it OK I miss

Regrets
Regrets I have a few But one thing I will never regret is loving you Not proud of some of the things I have done Lying to you is #1 I hate I still have tons of love for you and messed up bad Hate the feelings I have and make you sad I hate that I make you cry I hate the feelings when you will not forgive me The smile that you bring to my face The distance between us and this place I hate that I can never hold you in my arms The hatetred I have eats me alive But when I talk to you the shallow mudpuddle of my life dries up The sun slowly shines One thing I can say is my love for you will never die I will never pass through heavens gates I know a life in hell it awaits But a living hell is where I am at It's the bottom of the ninth and I am at bat Swing an miss is what I will probably do But I swing for the fences when I think of you I finally know now that I truely love you I know you will read this and hate me for writing it but it had to be said. You know how

What The Hell Am I Doing?
Your mood is a bit out of sync with those of the people around you, but you shouldn't let that affect you too deeply. It's a temporary situation and if you just slow down for a while, things should pick up soon. does mean that it's ok that i'm pissy? i really wish i could get that stereo wired in my truck and get it over with. i'm so sick of driving it around like this. so i was petting my trusty steed earlier and with every pat, dust went everywhere. he reminds me of pigpen on charlie brown. too bad it's getting too cold to give him a bath. i guess i'll just have to wait untill spring. there's nothing wonderful about posting half naked pictures of yourself on the internet people! would you let your parents see all that? it's trashy. ok i'm done w/ my mini rant.

Yesterday
i understand i have accepted grown and moved on forgiven and forgotten i've given and recieved loved lied been deceived ran away but circled back breath you in realized sinking heart honest eyes i am here just where i belong why are you always there just when im walking out the door on someones lips in my dreams in black and white i am singing your songs now i am looking for the way out i am ready to forgive you and dying to hold a grudge. you were just what i needed at exactly the right time now i think about it i cringe yet the longing doesnt fade i still taste you god you were sweet and i became so sour tainted and wrong. why are you never here? when im looking for you? when i want you your fingers your strong arms the salt the see-through smile. im getting in so deep. salt on my lips i just can't lick clean oil on my fingers glitter in my eyes air in my lungs fingers on my thighs feet off the ground head somewhere else

Stuff
A picture is worth a thousand words!!!!!! This is worth watching. Click on the link below. (If it doesn't work as a link, just copy and paste the link into your address bar.) I guarantee you will watch spell-bound until the last spot of paint is put in place. Make sure the sound is turned up. www.youtube.com/v/QZFkZiwMLZ4 This is really neat... Maybe the pic will come through. If not, I did my best. Can you tell the difference between a horse and a frog? Watch closely while it rotates... This is the neatest thing I've seen in my email in a while…

The Truth Please
Here is a serious question... If your wife or girlfriend lost her breasts due to breast cancer or an accident.... Would you stay with her and think she is still beautiful? Or would you not be able to handle it and leave? Please.. the TRUTH here. Thank you..

Nyc
I have been all over the world from Europe/Korea/Saudi Arabia/Iraq etc. I had been to NYC twice before. Once when I was a child at age 5 and then one other time where I was in and out within hrs and never really had a chance to move around the city as I so wanted. During this business trip I must say I experienced quite alot. I ventured out to the roads of NY on foot and then in Cabs. People NY is like a 24/7 movie that never ends. There is ALWAYS something ging on and people are always on the streets in droves regardless of time. The people there were nice and helpful and if you go you gotta hit the corner vendors for the Lamb Guyros. And in the Morning hit the corner vendors for coffee and donuts or Bread. I wish these guys were outside my house in the morning and at lunch time. I cant say enough good things about NY. I suggest everyone make the trip sometime or another. While there go to Groundzero and pay your respects to those lost and visit the 9-11 memorial. I don

Invite
Join ♥SwtKitty♥™ & Mr. DankMan on their special day! ♥SwtKitty♥™Future fuWifey to Mr.DankMan@ fubar Mr. DankMan soon to be fuHubby to ♥SwtKitty♥™@ fubar JOIN KITTY AND MR DANKMAN FOR A SPECAIL DAY ! ♥SwtKitty♥™Future fuWifey to Mr.Dankman(Please Read Profile)@ fubar ..Mr. DankMan.. soon to be fuhubby of ♥SwtKitty♥™

Drama
So, I have been in transition since my separation and divorce. Living with relatives because my ex is an a$$-holeooooo, who knows nothing about taking care of or supporting a family. (sorry momentary man rant) However it seems, and I know its is only by the grace of God, things are finally starting to look up. I found a position as a pre school teacher again! YAY! I finally have a schedule that works for me and my children, and will soon have my very own apartment. I am thrilled! Getting back to my life instead of the topsy turvey chaos of the past three years. I just wanted to share my happy news and blessings. I pray you are are blessed just as much in your lives. Whats the deal people I know yall are smarter than this....... I enjoyed this sight when I first joined. The points were something new, its cool that you can actually see who is visiting or stalking your page lmao, but in all honesty its become a circle of backstabbing and drama recently. So bad, its too the

A Little Help For My Friends
Just want to let people know that I have many friends on here that could use a little help leveling up. To name a few Honesty911, sweetheart, all my KOW bretheren and sisters and my friend Tina who is in a contest. You can link to it through my friend LoneWolf KOW. Its under his blog Contest to Bomb. Not asking for much just a few rates and comments. If you choose to help let me know and i'll show love back. Thanks HUZO73 KOW

Dusty Underwear...lol... Soo Funny!!!
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She replied with a snicker..."It's not talcum powder...... It's 'Miracle Grow'."

Italian Sex!!!!
THE JEWISH MAN SAID,LAST WEEK,MY WIFE AND I HAD GREAT SEX.I RUBBED HER BODY ALL OVER WITH SCHMALTZ(CHICKEN FAT),WE MADE PASSIONATE LOVE,AND SHE SCREAMED FOR FIVE FULL MINUTES AT THE END. THE FRENCHMAN BOASTED,LAST WEEK WHEN MY WIFE AND I HAD SEX,I RUBBED HER BODY ALL OVER WITH BUTTER.WE MADE LOVE AND SHE SCREAMED FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES! THE ITALIAN MAN SAID,WELL,LAST WEEK MY WIFE AND I ALSO HAD SEX.I RUBBED HER BODY ALL OVER WITH OLIVE OIL.WE MADE LOVE AND SHE SCREAMED FOR OVER SIX HOURS! THE OTHER TWO WERE STUNNED.THE AMAZED FRENCHMAN ASKED,WHAT COULD YOU HAVE DONE TO MAKE YOUR WIFE SCREAM FOR SIX HOURS? THE ITALIAN MAN SAID,"I WIPED MY HANDS ON THE BEDSPREAD.'

General Gayness
I'm gonna keep this simple..this girl has been throwing it at me..like hintwise..and me..oh well I'm too moralistic to just go for it..what a fucking tard I am sometimes :| Live it up ppl..that love or that great thing that happens to you..yeah that shit don't last..suck it up for what its worth..soon enough you pay the piper. I'm going to take this time to spew my thoughts on women, and the gayness that ensues when dealing with them. I'll warn you way ahead of time, most of you won't like this, and in no way is this directed at all of you, but some will feel a little sting. If any of you ever wonder why alot of guys are assholes, I'm going to spell it out for you. I won't say all guys, but most of us start out as really nice guys. You know what happens with nice guys? Not a damn thing. There is absolutely no place in this world for a nice guy as far as relationships go, because they get ditched for some asshole guy. They have to become that bitter guy who just wants to fuck you just t

Hiring Dj's
ANYONE INTERESTED IN DJ'N FOR REBELS LOUNGE THAT HAVES A SAMS PROGRAM FEEL FREE TO CONTACT THE FOLLOWING BELOW!! I RUN IT AT AS NO PRESSURE LOUNGE FOR DJ,S, MY MAIN PURPOSE IS THAT ALL STAFF HAVE FUN!!! I DO ASK OF DJ'S EVEN THOU THERE MIGHT BE NO ONE IN THE LOUNGE PLEASE STREAM MUSIC IN THERE WHILE U ARE ON.....U DON'T HAVE TO SIT IN THERE. NEED MUSIC IN THE LOUNGE FOR PEOPLE TO KEEP COMING BACK!! REMEMBER IT IS ALL ABOUT FUN!!! DJ BigDawg69(owner of lounge) DJ BigDawg69~ CO-FOUNDER_ GIT-R-DONE REBELS~@ fubar $DJ BABY BOY$(MANGER OF LOUNGE) $DJ BABY BOY$ ~DJ FOR THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY & BOMBSQUAD~{ DIRTY SOUTH CREW}@ fubar DJ_TEXASCOYOTEMIKE ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~'CO OWNER OF REBELS LOUNGE~@ fubar ** Dj~ Carrieshay **@ fubar ♥DJ RoXy♥MR. I DIDNT DO IT's FuWife~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar

Thoughts.......
A Friend A)ccepts you as you are (B)elieves in "you" (C)alls you just to say "HI" (D)oesn't give up on you (E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts) (F)orgives your mistakes (G)ives unconditionally (H)elps you (I)nvites you over (J)ust listens to you (K)eeps you close at heart (L)oves you for who you are (M)akes a difference in your life (N)ever Judges (O)ffer support (P)icks you up (Q)uiets your fears (R)aises your spirits (S)ays nice things about you (T)ells you the truth when you need it (U)nderstands you (V)alues you (W)alks beside you (X)-plains thing you don't understand (Y)ells when you won't listen and (Z)aps you back to reality MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts A little girl stood near a small church from which she had been turned away because it was "too crowded. "I can't go to Sunday School," she sobbed to the pastor as he walked by. Seeing her shabby, unkempt appearance, the pastor guessed the reason and, taking her by the h

What A Life We Live!!!
Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1967 - Vice principal comes over to look at Jack's shotgun. He goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lock-down, and FB I is called. Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1967 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. 2007 - Police called. SWAT team arrives. Johnny and Mark are arrested and charged with assault. Both are expelled even though Johnny started it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1967 - Jeffrey

To All The Girls Who Say There Is Not A Good Guy
I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your n

" Mom Helen & Lil Paige "
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Hott Bombers Of Fubar
I am so disappointed..:( For Master Feather, who has put everything he has into this contest hes in and he has not received even a bit of the help that we as a team can give. I have been moving...and I am still..I will be off all day tomorrow and will have to wait for them to reconnect my service at the new place. Thats my excuse..what is everyone elses? Are we ready to give up being a team, cause if thats the case please let me know ok? I need feedback from everyone in HOTT...If you can spare a few minutes to write. :( Those that have been helping and doing the best they can I thank you, and I am sorry I havent been here. I would love to know what is going on though..:( Anyone out there? We are way behind on this so far, and we still have a long way to go..lets try to stay within a comfortaqble distance please! We need all members to comment bomb asap! We stopped helping this team member out, and she has since proven that she has tried to bomb herself, so lets finish this

I Wish You Enough!!!
Recently I overheard a mother and daughter in their last moments together at the airport. They had announced the departure. Standing near the security gate, they hugged and the mother said, "I love you and I wish you enough". The daughter replied, "Mom, our life together has been more than enough. Your love is all I ever needed. I wish you enough, too, Mom". They kissed and the daughter left. The mother walked over to the window where I was seated. Standing there I could see she wanted and needed to cry. I tried not to intrude on her privacy but she welcomed me in by asking, "Did you ever say good-bye to someone knowing it would be forever?". Yes, I have," I replied. "Forgive me for asking, but why is this a forever good-bye?". "I am old and she lives so far away. I have challenges ahead and the reality is - the next trip back will be for my funeral," she said. "When you were saying good-bye, I heard you say, 'I wish you enough'. May I ask what that means?".

Past And Present Encounters
Heaven has sent you an Angel. Heaven didn't want her, so they sent her to me. I don't want her so, I'm sending her to you ! Returns are not accepted! Enjoy Your Hot Chocolate A group of graduates, well established in their careers, were talking at a reunion and decided to go visit their old university professor, now retired. During their visit, the conversation turned to complaints about stress in their work and lives. Offering his guests hot chocolate, the professor went into the kitchen and returned with a large pot of hot chocolate and an assortment of cups - porcelain, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to the hot chocolate. When they all had a cup of hot chocolate in hand, the professor said: "Notice that all the nice looking, expensive cups were taken, leaving behind the pl

Blogitty Blog Blog
So I got rated a 2 by Rorisson Meadows (http://www.fubar.com/user/2226275), founder of the TruRaters, a group on fubar that awards what they feel are accurate ratings. Horseshit. When I go out and get catcalled out I am obviously not a 2. This guy looks like he stepped out of an 80s Corey Hanes flick. Yeah... His "group" consists of 2 other people, both of which he downrated! So um... this is what I left on his comments: Has anyone read this gem's interests and musical tastes? He sounds like a 15 year old GIRL. Or a latent homosexual. Do you know what "latent" means Rory? Since your interests include psychology and mental illness. You apparently have a mental illness, one whose symptoms include delusions of grandeur. I'm going to say personality disorder with narcissistic tendencies. His sexuality is obviously threatened, since he feels the need to defend himself against the accusations that he and his "posse" (of whom there are THREE - do a search for "truraters" on fubar) are gay,

I Don't Want You
I Don't Want You I don't want you To love me forever, Just for the rest of my life I don't want you To tell me never When I ask you to be my wife. I don't want you To miss me too much But you can kiss me until I catch fire. I don't want you To do anything Unless it's what you truly desire. I don't want you To be a dream in my life, A ghost or a non-entity. I don't want you To be anything at all But right here next to me.

Lost To Lust
Lost To Lust Thoughts of you, how my temperature rises Your body next to mine so divine Your touch electric upon my skin Lost in the lust of our connection. When we meet my body is alive My control is abandoned to you Nothing can equal the feelings I have I'm lost in my lust for you. Into a world of pure desire We are locked together United we feel the flow Touch, taste, explore. Lost to Lust

Body Art~
okay so i was GOnnA! get my tongue pierced today..actually re-done! n my uncle said "not while ur in my house" and do u want to kno why? "bc its nasty, its disgusting,..its violating to ur body".. wat the hell and a tattoo~ wen im on my own but the funny thing is wen i fisrt moved in they said.."you are an adult.u pay for it.u live with it.u deal with the responsibilities of it"..and yet 3 weeks latr.. no deal! ughh! so unfair..im 21..not 12..n this is wat i deal with for bein honest... geesh!

Blog
hi everyone again! this blog is important this time. i know i dont know any of you personally but a very wise friend once told me that there is power in numbers when it comes to prayer and im askn for your help. my little boy is having surgery on the 23rd and im freakin out. i believe in my heart that everything will be okay but i would greatly appreciate it if you keep my little guy in your prayers that he will have smooth sailing so to speak and will recover quickly. if any of you are parents im sure you have an idea of what im goin thru right about now and i would really appreciate if you keep him in your thoughts. thank you over and over again. thank you fellow fubarians. it will not be forgotten. = ) BLOG!!!!! look what I can do! BLOG!!!!!!! LMAO AND U THOUGHT I COULDNT DO THIS TIL LEVEL 5! A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

Someone Should~
someone should host a contest featuring ink n piercings sfw of course!lol but someone should.. if i had the gears for it..id do it..but it dont seem to hav been done yet.. hmm just a thought! n a damn good one i kno

Guide Lines To Dating Sammie
Serious Applicants Only!!!! ~ Name ~Can you cook? ~Do you like thunder thighs? ~Why do you think you'd make a good chubby chaser? ~Can you handle a lot of women? ~Can you pick up the chubby girl your chassing? ~Will you vomit at the thought of me in a bikini? ~Sweets are a must, what are your favorite sweets? ~ Are you willing to plunge the toilet when I clog it? ~ Why are you attracted to a fat girl? ~ What's the skinnest girl you've ever been with? ~Are you willing to help me off the couch if I can't get up on my own? ~ Will you tie my shoes if I can't reach them? ~ Are you going to poke fun at me with all your friends behind my back, or are you willing to defend me? Application subject to change at any time.... Have FUN!!! ~ Must be an animal lover. ~Do not tell me you are coming to visit me by bus. Plane, Train, and car is acceptable. ~Do not tell me your in love with me by the first date, or that you want to live with

My Rants And Thoughts
I just found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He didn't come right out and say it. He had no plan to tell me at all. I found out from his fuck buddy's myspace page. I called him to ask about it and he confirmed that it was true. I guess the little girls that were "trying to get in his pants" while I was visiting him, had been there and done that. I feel so sick now. I'm removing him from my life. I think I'm going to go vomit now. Right now as it sits, I'm completely fucked. If I kick Jessica out now, I run the risk of losing my best friend, Bruce. If I let her stay, I run the risk of becoming really really really ill. Her being here has stressed me out to the point where I'm running fevers and feeling nauseated. I'm getting seriously sick. I can't relax with her here. She's annoying beyond all hell. For those who knew what I was like in high school, with being annoying and immature, that's not even the tip of the iceberg with her. She is 10 times worse than I could have

Hotttttttt
HOTT BOMBERS OF FUBAR (Helping Out The Team)A New Bombing Team Dedicated To Helping Out Their Team Members To The Best Of Their Ability! With All The Contests Everyone Has It Gets Hard To Get Help Sometimes. HOTT Is Being Created To Give Everyone A Chance To Win Something! (This In No Way Meant To Be Disrespectful To Any Other Bombing Family Already in Place) We Need New Members! Want A Chance to Win Happy Hours, VIP's, and Blasts? Then Let Me or Briguy Know! Send Either One of Us An Email With The Subject Line..I Want To Be A Member! As soon as enough members are in place we will activate the team. We will both be posting a blog with the rules of the team. You will have to add both of us as a friend so that we can put you in our top 100 list! JOIN US AND HAVE A CHANCE AT SOME PRIZES! Contact one of us in an email! VISIT THE HOME PAGE AND ADD FOR ALL COMMUNICATION! HOTT BOMBERS@ fubar BRI GUY CONFEDERATE BOMBER ...........@ fubar ~~Golfer Chick~~@ fubar

Boo
This weekend, it is time to say thank you to our veterans. There are numerous opportunities to do so, starting this morning . More programs and parades are planned Sunday, which is actually Veterans Day. The holiday for most schools and government offices is Monday. We sense that Veterans Day is getting more attention now than it has in years past. Why? Perhaps because we are losing World War II veterans at such a rate that within a few years, there won't be many left to honor. Perhaps because of the alarming reports that many Iraq war veterans are struggling to get the medical treatment and services they deserve. Perhaps because of the troubling number of vets who are homeless. Whatever the reason, we're pleased to see Veterans Day regain significance. People do not have to attend an event to acknowledge a veteran. It can be as simple as saying to a family member, friend or neighbor: Thank you. Thank you for serving our country and protecting our freedoms. As A Veteran Myself I say yo

True Love
Well we made 4 months and I love you more than ever. You have made me the happiest woman in the world. I am so lucky to have someone as wonderful as you are. Craven you make my heart melt at every word and when I look in your eyes I can see our future. We will be together forever this I know. I love you and will always love you for all eternity. We were made for each other.. if this is not true love... then It does not exist.

Tn Style!
From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Lebanon, TN after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, h

Ramblings Of A Radio Rebel
kaysframeofmind, one of the network shows on Alliance Media Network, is beginning a theatrical radio segment TONIGHT on www.nowlive.com Tonight at 9pm ET/ 6pm PT! Thought I'd take a few minutes to tell folks a little about me. I'm 44, available, and a show host on NowLive.com I also founded the Alliance Media Network, a full service promotions and development network for citizen broadcasters. I am a smoker and social drinker who loves music, comedy and reading. I love to make people laugh and have a very quirky sense of humor. I love meeting new people and getting to know them (hint hint). Even though I am 44, I don't look OR feel it, so please don't judge me by the numbers! Well, after getting off to a little of a rocky start due to brutal honesty (even 9's wanna be 10's) and making a few friends who took the time to show me the ropes, I think I am finally figuring this Fubar thing out. Be patient with me, I'm an internet radio geek! I must say I have met some great people so

The Hellcat
GO CHECK OUT A FABULOUS LADY GIVE HER LOTS AND LOTS OF LOVE THIS WOUNDERFULL WOMEN IS MY SEXY AND FABULOUS FU. AUNTIE!! HELLCAT *CO-OWNER OF FUBARS FLAMING HOTTIES* FEEL THE HEAT@ fubar Brought to you By lil ole Mee!! Please Repost this for mee ... Thanks!! Love, jujubug!! **Miss jujußug** The Luvßug, FUBARS FLAMING HOTTIES* FEEL THE HEAT'@ fubar

Teamwork
Twas the night before the Iron Bowl and all through the South Darby and Ryans were running their mouth They talked of shutouts and 100 yard games But their talk and their O line were both just plain lame Their fans came to town shouting BCS and RO TI But once Brodie met Stanley they were brought off their high All of the fans saying Bama is "Back" Were quickly quieted sack after sack When the sun finally set behind Jordan Hare The Bama corner was practically bare Then out of the North there grew such a clatter I had to stand on the bleacher to see what was the matter There stood Tubby, four fingers held high Then in the distance I heard a Britt cry The fans they did shout and sway to and fro War Eagle, Ho Ho & four in a row At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty. The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the "apex predator

Fish Lives In Log Breathes Air
The immense fossilised claw of a 2.5m-long (8ft) sea scorpion has been described by European researchers. The 390-million-year-old specimen was found in a German quarry, the journal Biology Letters reports. The creature, which has been named Jaekelopterus rhenaniae, would have paddled in a river or swamp. The size of the beast suggests that spiders, insects, crabs and similar creatures were much larger in the past than previously thought, the team says. The claw itself measures 46cm - indicating its owner would have been longer even than the average-sized human. Overall, it exceeds the record for any other sea scorpion (eurypterid) find by nearly 50cm. The eurypterids are believed to be the extinct aquatic ancestors of modern land scorpions and possibly all arachnids (the class of animals that also includes spiders). "The biggest scorpion today is nearly 30cm so that shows you how big this creature was," said Dr Simon Braddy from the University of Bristol, UK. It was one of Dr Braddy's

All My Friends
i took a friend to his doc appointment the outher day while i was ther thought i would get a quick look over for some pressure i was feelin in my chest ,well they did test and kept me for the last couple days seems i was having anouther hart attack,caught it early and came home to day more test to follow next week it was luck i guess,so if im not here as often it dont mean im mad or dead just trying to take care of stuff in life lov ya all take care...stefan please drop by say hi and welcome a realy grate guy home fubar.com/user.php?u=136856&friend=136856" target=_blank>F1rhref="http:/stascent- got the patience to rate all my pics?@ fubar come meet a new fu family happy hour at 7pm pst come one come all say hi make friendsFu's KrewFamily~ReadAboutMeSec@ fubar

Oklahomans Unite
All the OKLAHOMA ladies come and post a comment here so we know you really are alive and well here at Fubar. Keep me in the loop we are all from the same state...lol So I see you all out there from Oklahoma but never see much postings out of you. Come here and post some stuff so we know you are alive and well. Also will help me fan all my Oklahoma ladies out there....

Help My Friend Get Godfather Plzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joke®s Wild™ - ۞ The Blogz You Love To Hate ۞ - ViPeR Pit FoUnDeR - Married to DJ Lacey@ fubar Let get my friend to godfather he only has 785,778 we can get this done to day lets rate the heck out of him and it will get done..............woooooooohoooooooo Thank you, DJPhilburg360

Friends For Fupoints
I find it very interesting that so many people are so quick to make friend requests and once you approve, you never hear from them again. Now I'm not an overly needy person who has to spend all of his time on the computer focused entirely on Myspace, Fubar and Yahoo Messenger for a social outlet. I am like most normal people who may keep Fubar running in the background while doing something else constructive (in my case I work at my office). I wouldn't expect that every person I meet on these social sites to send me some form of greeting or comment every day just as I could never hope to do that myself. It would be nice however when I send a hello to someone on my "Friends" list that they would at least have the decency to reply sometime within the next 7 or so times that they log on. It's not like you don't know someone is saying hello. If it was points that you wanted, then have the decency to just put it on your site that you are only looking for Fans, Adds and Comments for points.

Music
~ while i sit here listenin to music, i can help but to think how music plays such a big part in my life. much like the soundtrack of a movie~ It has a way of soothing me, & can inspire silly little diddy's like this~ hehe~! Just the right beat will have me dancin in my seat, or walkin to the beat. It gets everyone on their feet~ if u need a good cry, when a part of u dies, trying to understand why, when u r expected to fly~ in the arms of someone ya fancy, feelin footloose & free, when love comes truly, as long as there's music, thats where i wanna be~

Starting Over
well peoples todays the day i head back to arizona and start my life over..ive spent the last month puttig my past behind me and bonding with my grand children and im ready .... i will be back as soon as possible so if you dont get the usually morning comments,picture rates and the ususal love for a couple of days please dont worry im thinking about all of you..and will catch up as soon as i get into a new routine so dont miss me k ill be fine with my good friends here and one other special person im good to go...thanks everyone for being you!!!!

Wtf Is Wrong With People??
Ok, is anyone tired of hearing about this ridiculous Jena 6 bullshit. Just a few minutes ago I was watching a news show with some guy whining about how racism still exists. Well of course it does. Only thing is, apparently to the residents of Jena and the bandwagoners across the country, it's considered racist to hang a noose in a tree, but it's not considered racist for a 6 on 1 pile-on of blacks on a white kid that had nothing to do with the hanging of the noose. Oh, but it's racist to charge these animals with attempted murder, and in all honesty 6 people beating on one could result in death, it happens everyday in 1 on 1 beatings I'm sure. I'm just so sick and tired of the double standard that society has become way too accepting of.

Small Parts
A question I get more often than not when people I work with find out I build AR-15's is how to get a rail for an accessory on the forearm without replaceing the assembly. I used to tell them to buy the expinsive clamshell quad rails that don't free float, but now there is another option. And anyone can do it. Add-A-Rail from Mounting Solution Plus (MSP) The ADD-A-RAIL SYSTEM is an affordable and easy solution to add rail mounted accessories with out the frustration or the cost of add full railed forearm. ADD-A-RAIL SYSTEM works with factory standard AR-15 A-2 and M4 forearm. Designed to allow use of a detachable rail mounted accessories such as a Surefire flashlights, Harris Bipod or foregrips, or other . ADD-A-RAIL comes in two version and can be used on either TOP/BOTTOM or RIGHT/LEFT side of your forearm. MSP specializes in tactical mounts and gun accessories for professional and competition shooters. Click Hear to learn more.

Just A Lil About Me
Well im a 26 yrs old, i have 3 wonderful and gorgeous children, im married for the 2nd time to a wonderful man that i love to death...he is deployed with the marines right now...my ex husband is in the army and im not his biggest fan..lol...i live in jacksonville nc and love it there..i have great friends and family...im easy to talk to and confide in because i dont gossip and keep secrets very well...anyways hit me up anytime i have yahoo....ladypropst2

Shell
Something to consider next time you go shopping 4 lipstick... This comes from someone who works in the breast cancer unit at Mt. Sinai Hospital in Toronto . If there is a female you care anything about, share this with, her. I am doing that now! Recently a lipstick brand called "Red Earth" decreased their prices from $67 to $9.90.It contained lead. Lead is a chemical which causes cancer. The lipstick Brands that contain lead are: 1. CHRISTIAN DIOR 2. LANCOME 3. CLINIQUE 4. Y.S.L 5. ESTEE LAUDER 6. SHISEIDO 7. RED EARTH (Lip Gloss) 8. CHANEL (Lip Conditioner) 9. MARKET AMERICA-MOTNES LIPSTICK. The higher the lead content, the greater the chance of causing cancer. After doing a test on lipsticks, it was found that the Y.S.L. Lipstick contained the most amount of lead. Watch out for those lipsticks which are supposed to stay on longer. If your lipstick stays on longer, it is because of the higher content of lead. Here is the test you can do yourself: 1

Life Or Something Like It 8
It is Thursday morning and I am just not feeling very cheerful today. I should be, my house is getting painted today. I have been wanting to get it painted for about 2 years now. I think it is my neck that is bringing me down. I just seem to always be in pain lately and it is getting a bit depressing and the process of trying to figure out what is causing the pain is just not going fast enough. That is Kaiser for you! Okay,I have taken my son to school, ate breakfast and am drinking my delicious latte I made myself so I am feeling a little happier. All it takes is a smile, a quick hello from a loved one or a great cup of coffee! Well, that is it for this blog. I better go check and make sure the guys are using the correct paint for the stucco! LOL Kiss Martin, missing you. ciao

In The Army Now
A vacation in a forreign land Uncle sam does the best he can Youre in the army now Oh, oh, youre in the army now Now you remember what the recruiter said Nothing to do all day but stay in bed Youre in the army now Oh, oh, youre in the army now You be the hero of the nieborhood Nobody knows that you left for good Youre in the army now Oh, oh, youre in the army now Smiling faces as you wait to land But once you get there no one gives a damn Youre in the army now Oh, oh, youre in the army now Hand grenades flying over your head Missiles flying over your head If you want to survive get out of bed Youre in the army now Oh, oh, youre in the army now Shots ring out in the dead of night The sergant calls (stand up and fight) Youre in the army now Oh, oh, youre in the army now Youve got your orders better shoot on sight Your fingers on the trigger But it dont seem right Youre in the army now Oh, oh, youre in the army now Youre in the army now Oh, oh, y

Hot
My body aches for you. My passion is building. I want you to take me. I want to explode. I think of you and get very hot. It's a fever burning deep down inside. Will you help me put out this fire? Will you ravish me and end this desire? I need you to fill me. My body is so hot. Please come to me now. My body is so hot.

Pneumonia Sucks
I want to say thank you to all of my friends for the get well wishes and just overall thinking of me ! This past week has been rough..I have never had pneumonia so didn't know what to expect..well I have now and I don't like it !! I am not even 75% better yet but I am working on it..The pain in my back is just terrible...I was able to sleep last night so wooo hooo for me :P So now to some of those that were like UR STILL SICK ummmm you try it and tell me how long it lasts with you !!!! I bet you won't ever say it again !! So thank you very much again to my friends and family !! It really did mean bunches to me :-) Well I am gonna try to get back into the swing of things today..So have a great day and bigs hugs !! Love ya Angel

My True Friends
This blog goes out to the 2 people on here who have been there for me when i needed someone the most and always had words of wisdom for me no matter what issues i had i have met some really nice people on here dont get me wrong but for you Pete and Ian I love you guys with all my heart and thank you both so very much for always being there when i just needed to cry on a shoulder you will always be in my heart you are truely my best friends till the end blessed be both of you and know that i am always here if i can ever return the favor to you

Tattoos
ok i have tattoos and i think i am not that bad looking of a guy why is it when i go out and try to meet woman when they see my tattoos they like run and hide from me is it my tattoos or am i ugly i just dont understand what is wrong i am a nice guy im a family guy can anyone give me some opinions on the subject please i wish there was something new but there aint i guess being single for almost two years kinda sucks and here in kansas i have not found a single woman that likes me i dont know what it is i know i am a big guy and i know i have alot of tattoos but i am a giant teddybear

Usmc B-day
JUST WANTED TO SHOUT IT OUT. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FELLOW MARINES ON THIS UPCOMING BIRTHDAY OF THE CORP. MAY OUR TROOPS AT HOME HAVE A GOOD BALL, AND TO OUR MARINES WHOM ARE FIGHTING OVERSEAS FOR THE WAR ON TERRORISM, MAY THEY COME HOME SAFE TO THEIR FAMILY AND FRIENDS. GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU WHOM HAVE SERVED IN THE PAST AND IN THE PRESENT. SEMPER FIDELIS

Help Her Reach Godfather Please
Hi friends , My friend Maria aka angelface is getting close to Godfather now and Im asking , will you please stop by and rate her up good to help her reach Godfather level . here's her link below.... ANGELFACE , FOUNDER OF ANGEL WARRIOR'S..CLUB F. A. R. , K. O. T. MEMBER@ fubar thanks , Lisa

Thank You
ok this is just to let all who are on my friends list know that i am cleaning house ...if you wish to stay on my friends list please private messege me or i will delete you,i have ove 500 friends and only a handful talk to me or help me,as i help them as well.This does nnot include DSC or D&DC or I>B>I>C> members.thank you for your coopreation in this matter...much love Lady Raven this is the link to the page you can find my pic please come help me out i need to be the 1st one to come up with 30,000 comments so please help a sister fubarian out http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=462529&albumid=1059807&i=884883174#38686604 i would like to thank all those who have and will send birthday wishes to me on this day my birthday,you all rock and are very dear to my heart,thank you so much.BIG HUGS AND KISSES TO ALL.

It Is Holidays
hi all to morrow 9th i go to holiday's house so yu'll don't se me before the 20th of november, i hope yu'll be all fine when i will be bak on the fu if yu want to see me i'll be in the pic below, lol

3rd Parties
why is it that people are afraid to use a third party to contact the person that you want to? Most people feel that takes a way there independance, for handeling there own problems. dont think of a third party as a limatation think of it as access to getting what you cant normaly get this is how i get such great contacts is through third party people. it is a pain in the ass when you do use someone else but they get make doing your job a lot easyer. it works out if your a multi tasker always on the move. and it works in the finacial sence to me it works if you alow it to work. if they do what you want there will be no missunderstandings it is all about communication. It works if your running a huge company and so forth.

Club F.a.r. Happy Hours
Repost this if you guys don't mind :D It's Jamie's Turn!!! Let's get this awesome woman Godmothered! There are a few things I know about Jamie. 1. She shows up for everyone else! 2. She doesn't ever ask for much! 3. She never forgets those who come through for her! Is that a good friend (and PERSON) or what?! She has a Happy Hour coming up tomorrow (Monday) at 5pm PST (Fubar Time!). We are trying to get her number down some between now and then, so if you have a minute, go spank her a little bit today! :) If not, save some love to show during her hour! Our friends know how to do that for sure! :D I know I say this a lot.. but truth demands repeating.... you guys ROCK! When any of you have a happy hour coming up, be sure to let me know! Mwah!!! ~JaMie~CO OWNER OF CLUB FAR~TIM's FB WIFE~ I.B.I.C.~D.S.C.~@ fubar And for those who don't know already... Club F.A.R. Rocks! If you aren't a member yet, what are you waiting for?? :D Hit

Ludicrous Laws In The Uk
UK chooses 'most ludicrous laws' Houses of Parliament It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament Legislation said to prohibit people dying while in the Houses of Parliament has been voted one of the most ludicrous laws in the UK. Treason laws which reportedly could be used against someone who places a stamp upside down on a letter were also cited by those polled by UKTV Gold. Nearly 4,000 people picked laws on a list compiled by UKTV Gold researchers. It examined laws that have never been repealed even though statutes could have rendered them obsolete. A UKTV Gold spokeswoman said many of the regulations were referenced in the book The Strange Laws of Old England by Nigel Cawthorne. A total of 27% of those questioned by UKTV Gold thought the law against dying in the Houses of Parliament was the most absurd. Mr Cawthorne told the Daily Telegraph newspaper that anyone who dies in Parliament is technically entitled to a state funeral and the law is in place to e

The Rules Of Engagement
I, like most people, like to wake up, get ready for the day and hop online to meet and greet, check emails and say hello. I enjoy coming onto Fubar and looking at pictures, reading blogs and talking to the peeps I talk to and have met here. I like to express myself through my status and let people know where I'm at throughout the day. It's all good as I go off to my job and live my day. However, there's one thing cats need to learn and that is: The Rules of Engagement! Fellas or Whom It May Concern: Comments about me, offering your lovely cock to me, proposing that you eat me out or even worse, fuck me are not ways in which to engage me. It's fucking rude and stupid of you to think that something like that will have me jump at the chance to meet you. Example: Bob: Can I eat U Mz J: Wow, how can I resist the charm of that comment. Of course you can, you said the magic words. Holy shit!! No one has ever said it way you said it, how lucky for you that you found

Couples Trading Cards
Hi all, I've been making trading cards for couples and would be happy to make one for anyone who would like one. If you would like one just send me an email with your screen name,, real name and i'll be glad to make it. HUGS N KISSES....Brigitte

Just A Thought
take your middle name and the street name that you grew up on and thats your porn name... mine is farrah harbor...sounds good lol. leave a comment as to what your's would be..i'd love to read em lol the pictures my kids draw for me...the smell of his cologne well after he's gone...staying in bed while its storming outside...full sleeves of ink on a guy...tattoos in general...hardcore music and hardcore shows...roadtrips...NYC in the summer...the mountains in the fall...kisses on my shoulders...halloween...xavier and natalya...lip piercings and tongue rings...my friends, my family...hot showers and bubble baths...winning at pool...winning at spades...new shoes...tanquerey vodka... "In the human heart new passions are forever being born; the overthrow of one almost always means the rise of another."

New Barbies
Finally a Barbie I can relate to. At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully. These are a bit more realistic... 1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain, and large-print editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living. 2. Hot Flash Barbie. Pres s Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with handheld fan and tiny tissues. 3.. Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror. 4. Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new,roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, two-MuMus with tummy-support panels are included. 5. Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with

Fu Wife Applications Now Being Accepted
ok since my contest was a total disaster i am gonna get myself a fu wife by doing it this way : i am gonna take applications and here is what i want you to tell me if you are applying 1.why you want to be my fu wife 2.what do you expect from me as your fu husband 3.what you like the most about me 4.what makes you think you would make a good fu wife for me 5.pick a pic of mine and rate it and then comment and tell me why you like it not too much to ask is it ???/ so if you are REALLY interested please send me an e-mail with the above criteria in it . oh a pic of yourself is a plus too when it comes to you being considered

Song Lyrics
Sacrifice Me By: Salty Dog I feel the swaying ocean From the bottom of the sea The waves above passing over me And every now and then I start feeling small Started strong just to trip and fall One day when you need a friend People come and go Sometimes you fly so high Just to sink so low But if things get heavy I won't let you drown When you're led astray I'll always be around So many things that you let go Was just a price for what you need to know But baby don't hold on to what can't be saved Just remember what you get is what you gave Now I watched you slowly take your life away Like an offering to the gods you pray But keep your own mind, things will always change Just take some time to dry off from the rain You can sacrifice me, you can sacrifice me You can sacrifice me, you can sacrifice me Sacrifice me Today I tell you leave the past behind Search for yourself cause you're the hardest thing to find Through the long, long lonely

Answer Me This
Retracing steps that we made Running in the rain Summer's storm Summer's rain Close my eyes And the memories flood back to me Train rushes past My tears are flowing just as fast. Nothing's making sence anymore Because I need you Holding me close When the sun sets in the sky When the light whispers goodbye. When the stars play pick-a-boo And the sky turns black from blue I need you I sit here on the cold damp pavement Watching the sun disappear Why am I here? Answer me this . . . why am I . . . Here? Now I remember It was your promise Of forever Why do I do the things I do? Why do I say those things to you? Now I remember It was your promise Of forever

Why
why is it always the one thing we want the most we can never have just the way you want it why is it that no matter how many mountains we climb we always find yourself in the deepest ditch why is it that no matter how much your heart tells you it's hurting you ignore it and let it get crushed again why is it that no matter how many tears you cry youd rather have an ocean instead of a river why is it that no matter how many times you tell yourself you'll be strong you still end up being the weakest player on the team why is it that no matter what your love never dies because something in you tells you your love is right why is life so difficult why

Unbelievable
Loving you is like a refreshing breath of air. Like laying down on your back and staring up at the stars. You feel so small but at the same time you actually feel like you're a part of something. Like floating in the ocean. It's there for you, it's yours, and there's no limit. There's no barrier to how far you can go. It's just a choice. Your choice. It's screaming at you, asking, "How far do you WANT to go?" When you're actually in love, you want to go to any limit. You want to burst out crying in mid-thought just thinking about how much you love that other person. That you love them so much it's almost pain, but it's not. It's the best gift you could ever receive and it's alarming how uncertain you can feel but at the same you anticipate so much. You feel strong enough to knock over a building, energetic enough to pull twice your weight in uncertainty, and be more than okay with the fact you don't understand. You know you could sit and try to figure out the never answered question, "

My Blogs
Just so you all know I've been getting harrssing emails from these people including my ex fubar hubby and his best friend, I got screen shots of them, if anyone wants to see so I suggest you block them if you do not want any trouble or drama guys, I love you all, any suggestions on what i should do about them? ~~Daniel~~RRSB~~@ fubar ~~Deliciously Evil~~Owner and co-founder of Raiders Royal Stealth Bombers~~@ fubar Body: From: FOR THE CHILDREN WILL NEVER BE DELETED! Date: Nov 8, 2007 9:24 AM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: ¢¾ Natasha loves her family ¢¾ Date: Nov 8, 2007 9:20 AM Please repost! This toy is sold online as well as at common, local retailers like Toys R Us and others! Take care, Jeni ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Honoring The Memory of Michigans Fallen Troops Date: Nov 8, 2007 10:54 AM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Mary PeteccaBeigh Date: Nov 8,

10 Commandments Of Marriage
☼ 10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE ☼ Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. Commandment 2. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Commandment 3. Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand! Commandment 4. Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. Commandment 5. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is. Commandment 6. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. Commandment 7. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said. After

Only In America____
1. Only in America..... .can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America..... .are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America..... .do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America..... .do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America..... .do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America..... .do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America..... .do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America..... .do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eigh

A Question
Does it really happen that your online one day cause u feel like flirting and next thing u know, you can't stop thinking about someone u have just been talking to online. Have you ever had this feeling? I always thought that if i got divorced i would be screwed cause i would never find someone else that would take me on with my children part time. Who wants that you know?

Where's All My Help?
I have posted several blogs about the contest I'm in and I am still pretty far behind the leader. I need need need some help baaaad! Please post a bulletin and a blog to help me out and I will return the love by commenting on all your pics and stash. Just let me know through a private message how you helped and I will return the love...Thanks everyone and much love to you all...

Timeout From Fubar
IT SEEMS THOUGH SOME OF YOU THAT I LEFT ON MY FRIENDS LIST STILL HAVENT SHOWN ME ANY LOVE SO IM DELETING MORE OF YOU UNTILL YOU CAN PROVE TO ME THAT YOU WANNNA STAY THEN YOU ARE GONE..I DONT HAVE TIME FOR ALLTHIS FAKE BS. SO I WILL DELETING MORE NAMES . TALK TO YOU ALL LATER BUT YOU HAVE TO PROVE ME THAT YOU WANNA STAY OR YOU ARE GONE......THIS IS IT IM DONT WITH ALL THE GAMES AND FKAE PPL WHO ARE HERE FOR POINTS AND ALL THAT OTHER SHIT THAT GOES ALONG WITH IT. IF YOU WANNA STAY LET ME KNOW.. HEY ALL, AS MANY OF YOU KNOW THIS YR HAS BEEN A ROLLERCOASTER RIDE FOR ME ITS HAD ITS UP AND DOWNS. BUT THINGS ARE LOOKING UP. I HAVE TO TAKE THE GOOD WITH THE BAD AND I HAVE. I HAVE A GREAT TIME ON HERE AND MET LOTS OF COOL PPL THAT I WILL NEVER FORGET. BUT IM TAKING A BREAK FROM FUBAR FOR WHILE TO THINGS GOING WITH THE NEXT CHAPTER IN MY LIFE WHICH IS A BIG MOVE AND NEW JOB AND HOPEFULLY A BETTER YR. I WILL BE ON ONLY TO CHECK MY MESSEGES AND EMAIL AND THATS ALL SO ALL OF YOU THAT WA

About Me
11 November 2007 PM FACING NEW FUEL BLOCKADE EXCLUSIVE 7 YEARS ON, PETROL WAR FLARES AGAIN Blitz on roads and oil depots to force Gord to cut cost By Nigel Nelson Political Editor Nigel.Nelson@People.Co.Uk Huge fuel protests will be launched this week in a bid to make Gordon Brown slash pump prices by at least 10p a litre. Campaigners aim to cause chaos like in 2000 when the PM, who was then Chancellor, had to freeze petrol duties for two years. Road blockades, a huge demo in London and rallies at oil refineries are all being planned. Andrew Spence, the farmer from Consett in Durham who was behind the original protests, said: "Nothing is ruled out. There is more anger now than there was in 2000. "Prices should come down by at least 10p a litre - and some people want more." Campaigners are furious that petrol has soared to more than £1 a litre with another 3p rise expected before Christmas. And they are disgusted the Government will get a windfall of £4.5 billion i

My Ramblings And Thoughts
Still a work in progress... You say I have strength enough to do this; Sometimes I believe you. Falling asleep is so hard without you; It's then I don't believe you. As morning sun pours through my window I'm one day closer yet, But the moon comes out and sombers me; Why aren't you home yet? How self-absorbed to focus only on me; You're out there all alone. I be quite lonely without you here But you're the one not home. I will be right here waiting, my love, Ready to hold you again. When at last in my arms you rest- I will believe you then. I have lived in Virginia since September...how come i do not have a job yet? It's really quite frustrating. I need some kind of distraction from the counting of hours as they pass. A day seems so long when you have nothing to do...and nothing to look forward to doing in the coming days...I guess i will resort to street performing. *sigh* what has my life become?

First Poem I Ever Wrote
a poem I wrote an had published in 1993 for someone special YOU know who you are Somehow I knew I'd see you here today. here at the mall.. now I'm in the mercy of old memories I heard you got someone new. you may wonder.... why? I keep coming around with this heart so broken in two.. I'm not the one who found someone new... you can go on thinking were through.. but.. I'll never give up.. I sit at home thinking of you and I start to cry,what elce can I do? when I here your falling in love with her.. you can't here or see me falling apart.. but.. I won't hide my face in a strangers embrace .. when we run from each other.. don't be suprised if theres tears in my eyes.. because you hurt me so bad.. but.. I know I still love you with all of my heart..

Blargen
Just wanted to vent about stores. Every get that thing in your head that you wanted to buy? Say like today - I wanted to buy a whiffle ball for my son. I had it in my head what it looked like, the packaging, what corner of the store I could find it. Was it there? No. Pisser. I got him some stackable cars instead. Oh well. I got a phone message for my "mother-in-law" on my answering machine today. #1 - she drives me nuts anyhow just living next door. Now I'm getting phone calls for her?? No way. So I called the company and they had me on hold. Then after giving them all this information, they had to transfer me to customer service. On hold again. After giving customer service information, I get transferred to the Massachuetts dept. On hold again. All of this to change the goddamned phone number. So this crabby bitch came on. I gave her the information again - and this is how it went: Crabby Bitch: Asks me all my information including my n

F.y.i
LETS SEE WHERE TO START FOR THE ONES THAT KNOWS HOW TO READ BLOGS I ANIT GOING BE ON AFTER 5 DAYS CAUSE I AM HEADIN TO MN TO BE WITH SOMEONE VERY SPECAIL TO ME BUT SOON AS WE GET THE NET BACK WE BOTH WILL BE ON ALL THE TIME JUST DONT FORGET ABOUT US WHEN WE ANIT ON !! AND IF YOU ARE WONDERIN WHO HAS MY HEART LEARN TO READ PROFILES AND YOU WILL SEE =D I WILL BE LEAVING TUESDAY THE 13 THEN FLYIN TO PHILLY THEN TO DALLAS THEN INTO MINNEAPOLIS YAY ME :O=D

Picture Contest
Im in a auction for the first time and this is what the winner will get. 1. A 1 day Rate Spanker pimp out. 2. your name after mine saying "owned by.." 3. 1 daily comment or more. 4. Pictures and stash rated during happy hour. 5. Minimum of 50 11s per day. 6. Daily gifts. 7. Personal Salute. 8. You will be put in my family list for a month. 9. You will be placed as friend #1 for a month. 10. Stay 100% buzzed. Heres the link to the contest and it will end sunday, March 16th. Have fun and good luck. Cash gifts outbid fubucks . (blasts, vip, hh. etc..) Im in 2 different contests now. one is under the page of ladygray and the other is on the page of lisasweet. The picture with the most comments wins. if you can help me out, it would be greatly appreciated. Go to their page, then picture album listed contest and the picture is there. the contest continues til the 22nd of december.

10 Commandments Of Marriage
Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. Commandment 2. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Commandment 3. Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand! Commandment 4. Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. Commandment 5. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is. Commandment 6. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. Commandment 7. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish. Commandment

The Funnies On Life
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't. ********** Marriage is a threering circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. ********** For Sale: Wedding dress, size 8. Worn once by mistake. ********** There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: Before marriage and after marriage. ********** Why were hurricanes usually named after women? Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car ********** An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife." ********** Reason Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder: All the DNA is the same. ********** I was in the express lane at the store q

New Poems
its fucked up that we've met under these circumstances while the both of us are already involved in romances and i love my girl and i know u love your man so i guess ther's no reason for us to take this chance other than the fact that we both feel this attraction we're trying to figure addition without subtraction meaning that we both want more from each other but we don't wanna risk losing what we have with our lovers we're in a catch 22 fighting off what we feel fighting to seperate this fantasy from real but we're fighting a losing battle a battle we can't win because the fact that we're fighting it means we're now in it's just a matter of time before our hands are forced and we both submit to what we feel is our course and of course we can't deny the way we make each other feel is a feeling that when we feel it feels way too real we've kissed without ever touching one anothers lips and felt things from just a little brush of finger tips i even

One Flaw In Women
By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have

No Longer
Verse 1: I never knew just what to do, When I came to life and all those promises, Always earned every word that came along the way, Now I know that what I sow, will always be the way things really just grow, Forever now, please show me how, To fight these feelings, they're still reeling Chorus: No longer will I have to remind the past, Those I've come to glimpse of it, (Yeah) No longer will I carry this weighted past, Now I face the day with no shame. Verse 2: I've always tried to live the life, Now looking back, and it doesn't seem right, How I lived, and never gived, And always take what wasn't mine, In discreet, could never keep a glimor in my soul of something more, No longer I will sit and die, for something I don't even really care for Chorus Yeah No longer... Chorus No longer No longer Now I face the day, with no shame

They Grow Em Big In Texas
A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new "city" outfit. He went into Marshall Fields, and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, he answered, "Yes, ma'am. Ya' see, I'm from Texas and I want to buy a complete city outfit." Her eyes lit up as she asked, "Where would you like to start?" "Well, ma'am, how about a suit?" "Yes, sir. What size?" "Size 53 tall, ma'am." "Wow, that's really big." "Yes, ma'am, they really grow them big in Texas." "What's next?" she asked. He replied, "How about some shoes?" "What size?" "Size 15 double E." "Wow, that's really big! "Yes, ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas." "What's next?" "Well, I reckon I'll need a shirt." "Yes, sir. What size?" "Nineteen and a half neck, sleeves 38," he replied. "Wow, that's really big!" "Yes, ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas.

Inner Desires
She looked deep into his eyes, trying to decipher his thoughts, his intent. But all she knew was he had the upper hand. It did not matter his intent, because, he would get his desires with her, most likely with out trying. What was it that he had that brought that out in her. "Must maintain control!" It's the only thought she could muster. He speaks and she could feel it, the ocean. It was swelling. The river of passion was begining to flow and she knew she would be unable to stop it. she removes her eyes from his, perhaps that would help. "Look at the floor" She does and her eyes are drawn back up... "Look away" Again her eyes are drawn towards his... "Look over his shoulder" "Just, don't look in his eyes" "Gasp!!!" Again, she is locked into his eyes He knows... He has to know. How can he not. He enjoys it. I pull away and I think I have accomplished something. How foolish. The river is strong now. It looks calm, but underneath the water is rush

Yahoo Group
Please everyone check out my yahoo group the Sunshine Express and join us.It is about giving someone who is alone,handicapped,ill or lonely a little sunshine in their mail box.All that is required is you have a little love and maybe 41 cents for a stamp..we have 68 people on our list who love getting mail even though some cannot even read or write. If you know someone like this join and add them to the database. I am really trying to build it up and give all these wonderful people something to smile about at least once a week but I need your help doing this. Thank you in advance, pass this on to all your friends also, repost it...help me spread the word. Jan http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group/sunshineexpress/

Time For Love
We search for more time with our children, We search for more time with loved ones. Men search and desire that time for the big game, Women search for more time to get ready so they can look the way they want. With all the things that we want more time for are all things that we love. So I ask you this, are the two four letter words very different? My thoughts are no, when you run out of time then you are all out of love. Without time you have no love, so to think that the time you have you should love every minute of. Soon enough you will lose life and with that there will be nomore time for love. So I urge you that everyday you take the time to love what you have and to love the time you are given.

All Talk And No Walk
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli

Keep Him And His Family In Your Thoughts And Prayers
My very close friend COUNT SMOKULA is going through a very hard time at the moment. His father has been diagnosed with cancer and as you can imagine it's a turbulent time for Count and his family. Please stop by and show him that there are real people out there who care! **COUNT SMOKULA** GROW ROOM Owner 4 Life ->;)**@ fubar He is one of the best guys i know! Always ready to help even if he doesn't know the person! It pains me to see him and his family going through this. I know all the love he receives from everyone will be appreciated and brighten his days a little. So please have a heart, stop by leave a comment! While you're there add him as a friend you won't regret it! Show him that there is more to this site than points and rank! THANK YOU

What'sthis Life For???
Hurray for a child That makes it through If there's any way Because the answer lies in you They're laid to rest Before they know just what to do Their souls are lost Because they could never find What's this life for I see your soul, it's kind of gray I see your heart, you look away You see my wrist, I know your pain I know your purpose on your plane Don't say a last prayer Because you could never find What's this life for But they ain't here anymore Don't have to settle the score Cause we all live Under the reign of one king

Poem Of Mine
By Jennifer Blakely. (please dont steal my work) i feel lost here with no way out in a constant state of misery like non before i look back on my past and wish i could change the things i said on the days when you were mine and nothing else mattered now im a shell of my former self never will i be the same again in the night i can barely breathe even in my dreams im haunted haunted of visions from my past that hurt and burn me to the core the once sweet memories now blaze through my mind with no escape i try to drown them what i wouldnt give to be free of them but they never fade always your face always your voice that brings it all rushing back why couldnt you just stay to keep me sane and rid of all this pain that kills me like nothing else you were the only one to ever free me from the demons inside

That Special Someone
We all need that special someone, whether it be a child or that one person that you desire. Walking hand in hand or even a hug can brighten any dreary day. When you wake up every morning and all you do is think about them, or go to bed every night with them being the last thought on your mind. You have found that special someone. All our parents ever wanted for us is and was to be happy. So instead of looking at them everyday and wondering what it would feel like to be held, tell them before it is too late. When you can look and say I want children with that special someone then you know you have found them. When that special someone gives you that first kiss and you melt in their arms you are truely blessed and should hold on for one hell of a ride. That special someone only comes along once so charish that time as if it your last because tomorrow comes to fast. If you have that special someone remember to love them like they love you or your special someone becomes someone elses spec

Smashing Sunshine
I had almost forgotten what working 70+ hours a week and raising kids alone was like. It is just really busy. For all of my friends who are feeling neglected, I am sorry. I hope the waitress job works out in the longer term than the last experimental job. I seem to be on the move from the moment I wake, until my head hits the pillow. Oh well, this too will pass.....

Junk
America land of Junk, and house clutter... First before I start this rant... I have to say Please never worry, at all about CHINA, when you hear the news reports. Always remember that we are the largest consumer of their exports, everything from nail files and pins to cars, so never worry about a war with them, its just plain silly.. Okay now for the rant. The American dream! is to get the house, get the cars, then buy and buy and buy the junk. Until the junk needs its own house to live at so you leave your stuff and junk in the first house and buy another one, and live there and once in a while you go back to house number (one) to just visit your stuff and junk. For 5 years I had my own Van business, this included moving people, all forms of construction and of course (RUBBISH REMOVAL)...Yes I was the guy ...you payed...(very well) to take your Junk to the dump.... So heed this fair warning... I and my workers, removed and tossed in those 5 years, everything you can think

Jokes
There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the do

Project Z.e.r.o.
you to can become a member of the Z.E.R.O. program 1 you must be uninfected 2 you must allow a picture to be used for a membership badge 3 you must not mind having fiction stories writen about you 4 you mus have a scence of humor 5 you must want to stop the undead and not become one ( kinda of a duh there ) 6 you must realise this is all in fun and do not start drama 7 you must be able to give me some imput about the charecter i help creat for you these are all the rulles its simple if you want to become a Z.E.R.O. Thats right Z.E.R.O. has been started many of you may ask whats is Z.E.R.O. ? Well friends its simple we make the un-dead re-dead . So lets lock and load and put a few of those brain eating bastards back in the ground . It only takes one to start a revolution so who is to join the fight

Till I See Jason Again
September 22nd was the day that changed my life forever i will never forget how blessed i am everyday to see my angel wake up with her pretty blue eyes and stare up at her pretty mama ... She makes me want to be a better person to live a longer better life allready she has been born into chaos but damn i plan to make her life better.... Shes gorgeous and beautiful everything i could have ever wanted...Shes my mini- me and my heart. Everyday i will surround her with love and give her strength that she gave me thru those difficult 9 months . I will always love u my baby angel nadia I dont want to cry anymore i dont want to say how i feel I dont want to feel this painthat devours me whole. Kryptonite weakens my spirit and sucks me hollow and things i want the most just can not be now hear i am in a wooded forest and i see shimmers of glimmering light trying to show me the paths and im stepping on jagged daggers of glass and pierces into ,my skin like a dagger twisting and shifting .

10 Things To Know About Men
1.) You give us entirely to much credit, we don't think that elaborate. 2.) Stop comparing us to dogs, dogs can go down on themselves and we can't or we would never leave home. 3.) Remember we are men, we don't celebrate the same anniversary as women. We remember when you first gave it up not when we got married. 4.) The quickest way to our hearts is through our pants not stomach. 5.) When we tell you how good you look it usually means we are horny. 6.) Bringing that good looking girlfriend of yours into the bed will get you those diamonds faster. 7.) When it comes to women we do most of our thinking with our little heads not the one on our shoulders. 8.) If we are watching the big game don't bother us unless you have a T.I.V.O. 9.) You get the best sex out of us before marriage after that we have nothing to prove and no reason to show-off. 10.) If we get fat and ugly we still expect you to love us but if you get fat and ugly it's time to move on.

10 Reasons To Have Sex !!
1.Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2.Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex is the safes

Bored
I need some ideas as to what to make for dinner tonight. I gotta go grocery shopping so nothing too too fancy.. but I am so sick of the same ole same ole.. lol... So I am emailing my FU GF Persia to try to not be so freaking bored today... I told her that I had two words to describe her: A HANDFUL... She replies: No I'm not. I dunno how many of you know her... but I am sure those of you who do will agree..lmao This kinda goes with the whole Persia is a handful thing from yesterday. I saw this and thought about her... and I know it is true! Get More at COMMENTYOU.com

Dontcha Know
A little while ago here at work a co-worker asked me if I like soup and I said, "Yea I'm soupy kinda guy" and he gave me a top ramen won ton soup and he said, "I got alot of these dontcha know." he's from Wisconsin dontcha know. Isnt that an uplifting story? Didnt that just make for day? Now please give me some fu-bucks, I need to make a mumm.

Lyrics
The tears of a crowd of very old children I string them on a white hair I throw the wet chain into the air and wish that I had a mother No sun shines for me there was no breast that cried milk there is a tube that sticks in my throat I have no navel on my stomach Mother I was not allowed to lick any nipples and there was no fold to hide in no one gave me a name fathered in haste and without sperm For the mother who never gave birth to me I have sworn tonight I will send her a sickness and afterwards make her sink in the river Mother An eel lives in her lungs on my forehead, a birthmark remove it with the kiss of a knife even if it causes me to die Mother An eel lives in her lungs on my forehead, a birthmark remove it with the kiss of a knife even if it causes me to bleed to death Mother Oh give me strength One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, out Everyone is waiting for the light be afraid, don't be afraid the sun i

Agents
Agent halo was a go send so to speak . She was ex millitary and a hellicopter pilot. Needless to say she was an essintial part of the team. She allowed us to get into a heavily infested area with her famous halo drops. On top of it she could manoves that bird through the toughest terain as well as the most ransacked city. SHe would come to serv a major asset to the group in many tough situations. Able to fly in and extract a team with in minutes. Unlike some other agents she was sent to us after her terms of duty were up shes been a member for a good while now and were greatfull for her contribution to this team log entry111907 end transmission .......... Graves was an out standing soldier from the get go .He picked up quickly on the skills he needed to stay alive . We at the bureau saw great potential in him . Thus why we appointed him lead agent in the field . His main weapons to side throwing hatches two desert eagle 45s and one spa shotgun . He has the ability of a

Putting The 'laughter' In 'slaughter"...
1. If you had to delete one person off of your top friends, who would it be? No one. I already deleted the 'unworthy'... 2. Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do? Wipe the tears from my eyes, try to compose myself, take a real deep breath.... and then continue to point and laugh. 3. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction? "I saw this movie. That makes me Danny DeVito! This SUCKS!" (Am I the only one that remembers Junior? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110216/ ) 4. Name one thing no one can ever take away from you? No one can take anything from me that I don't let them take. 5. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face? -- EVERY THREE SECONDS. 6. What is the last thing you spent money on? -- Uh. Cheeseburger. MMM MMM. 7. Who is the most attractive female in your Fubar friends? -- Chastine, hands down. 8. What is the last thing you ate that had onions in it? -- DAMN THE ONION. 9. Do you

The Story
The Littlest Christmas Tree T'was a blustery and bone-chilling night that Christmas Eve. The snow was piled deep and there seemed to be no relief in sight. And yet it was beautiful. They didn't have much, but they had each other. Ever since Little Tommy's dad passed away four years ago Christmas Day, he had been a very depressed child at this time of year. His Grandfather, Otis, tried as best he could to help, but with the arthritis, this time of year was difficult for him, also. There were no presents under the tree this year, times had been very hard on Tommy's family, in fact, there wasn't even a tree. Grampa Otis suddenly had an idea!! He had saved a little money, it wasn't much, but maybe, just maybe it would be enough. He said, “Come on, Tommy...we're going to get that Christmas Tree...what's Christmas without a tree?” So, they grabbed their coats, which were very old and worn fairly thin and went out into the snow and cold in search of a Christmas Tree lot, knowing that t

Friendship
SORRY I WIL NOT BE ON THE NET FOR A FEW DINGY ME FORGOT TO PAY MY BILL SO BEAR WITH ME AND I WILL RETURN AROUND THE 1ST OF THE MONTH AND HOPE TO CHAT WITH ALL THEN, I WILL BE ON OFF AND ON AT FRIENDS HOUSES WHEN POSSIBLE SO CHAT REAL QUICK WITH ME IF YOU SEE ME ON, OTHER THAN THAT MISS ALL OF YOU AND WISH EVEYBODY A SAFE AND HAPPY MEMERIAL DAY AND WEEKEND AND REMEMBER THE FALLEN SOLDIERS THAT HAVE LOST THEIR LIVES FOR US TO HAVE ARE FREEDOM. SIMPER FI, ALWAYS FAITHFULL! AND TO THE OTHER BRANCHES OF THE MILITARY THANK YOU ALSO, GOD BLESS EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU, HUGS AND KISSES, EVILTAZ247, HAVE A GOOD ONE AND STAY SAFE Don't grieve for me, for now I'm free I'm following the path God laid for me'I took His Hand when I heard him call I turned my back and left it all. I could not stay another day to laugh, to love, to work or play. Tasks left undone must stay that way I found that place at the close of the day.

The Inffected
I send the crew on ahead to scout out in the hum-v I stay behind and patrol on foot. The recorder haunts me teasing me to find out whats on the other side . I move on as i press play and listen on . "Those bastards i told them i told them i would make them pay.... They didnt listen ..... Fuck my skin is still burning my mind is lost ,but i know what i must do , I have killed four of the doctors so far i used my bare hands choking the life out of them. Then the hunger took over i couldnt stop . Once my teeth sunk into thereflesh i just continued to eat . I dont know whats going on but im finding my self enjoying it...... That bastard gaurd shot me but its funny i dont feel any pain ,and i dont seem to be bleeding that badly ................ I thought i killed that doc what the hell is he doing up .HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA looks like hes joining the party now ....... The ones that havent been completly been devoured seem to want to play as well it looks like im finally makijg frie

Poem "i Can't Sleep"
Every now and Again I get the urge to express myself thru my writing, I hope you all enjoy. This poem I wrote about a year and a half ago. I can't sleep I toss and turn My heart races as it burns I hear echos of your voice Listening as it fills me with joy Thoughts of you in my head How I feel scares me to death I can't sleep I toss and turn My breath stops when I yearn For you Images I have are so Great and True That when we meet, we come unglued Every Inch of me Screams Your name I hope and pray you feel the same I can't sleep I toss and turn My Heart is tainted for you We don't know how the ending will be But I truly hope it is with me The only Question I have for you Does your heart yearn for me too?

The Special Dinner
The Special Dinner by P-jizzle Kamai A special dinner, That's what he set out to do. To show her how special she was, To show her his love was true. A candle light dinner, He made for them to eat. Looking deep into her eyes, Their souls did meet. After they ate dinner, To the couch they did retire. Curled up together with a movie, And the sweet glow of a fire. So relaxed and content, A feeling of heavenly bliss. On the back of her neck, He placed a sweet soft kiss. It sent a shiver down her spine, And she turned and held him tight. Whispering softly in his ear, Make love to me all night. He said I'll be right back, As he got up off the couch. Into his bedroom he went, Then pulled out a pouch. He pulled out rose pedals, And laid them all over the bed. Hundreds of rose pedals, White, yellow, pink and red. Around the room, Candle after candle he did light. Making a soft glow in the room, That flicked in the night. He went to the couch,

"rock With Me"
There was once an elderly, sad woman in a nursing home. She wouldn't talk to anyone or request anything. She seemed merely to exist - rocking in her creaky old rocking chair. The old woman didn't have many visitors. But every few days, a concerned and wise young nurse would go into her room. She didn't try to speak or ask questions of the old lady. She simply pulled up another rocking chair beside the old woman and rocked with her. Weeks or months later, the old woman finally spoke. 'Thank you,' she said. 'Thank you for rocking with me.' Just reminding you that in life there are times when we are meant to talk and be supportive, and there are times when we can help by just showing up. Actions, as we are told are often more important than words. The next time you know someone in need, just be there and be supportive.

This How I Am Feeling To Night
i really falt dond to night caus i could not help a goos friend have all been there and help me so damn much and everthing i am really down caus i did not w what to say are anything to her but i was there fro here and i allwe will me..

What She Means To Me
I go through life thinking about her. As each day passess I don't know whether to be sad or happy to have her. My love is strong, but I feel as if I have failed. She believes in me more than I believe in myself. She completes every part of me that isn't whole. I wake up thinking about her and I dream of her. When I talk to her, she makes me feel so young. When I can't see her I feel so lost. I ponder what did I do so right in my life to achieve such a beauty. Then I think, who the hell am I. Does she want or need me or am I just a step. She is my world and I would gladly give my life for her. She is my everything. Her tears are like rain and she shines so bright. Days become weeks and then turn to months, can I live without her. As I go through the motions wondering what to do, she is always close to guide me. Whether I'm wrong or I'm right she does not falter, she is my strength, my power, my life, and most of all my love.

Story
A Night in front of the Fireplace Tonight I am going try something new with Lady K. Lady K had let me know in no uncertain terms that the spark was fading and that if I did not rekindle the spark she was moving on . It was up to me to change her mind. So I decided that I had been to complacent in the bedroom and I needed to take back control. I called Lady K at home that morning and told her that I would be over to her place at seven o’clock that night. She cut in saying that she had plans to go out with the girl tonight. I told her I would be there at seven o’clock and she would be waiting for me. She again tried to cut in but I stop her. I let her know that if she wasn’t there that we’re though. I described what I wanted her to be wearing when I arrived. She was to have on a pair pink thigh high stocking with the matching pink lace shelf bra and panties that I had bought for her, as well as, her black mid calf skirt with the black two inch spaghetti strap pumps. Along wi

Life Or Something Like It 9
What a busy day! My house is almost completely painted. Tomorrow they are going to come back and do a second coat in some areas and the trim. It is looking nice! Peter and I just got back from a parent/teacher conference for Christopher. She told me his grades do not reflect his ability. That he is very intelligent but just can't seem to sit still and focus to get things done at times so a lot of stuff doesn't get finished. Isn't that just dandy? It is better news then I thought. Highly intelligent but can't focus. Hmmm? Something I have always known but not knowing how to fix. Now my neck feels like it is just going to fall off, I am in a lot of pain. It sucks. I could barely sit through the conference. I walked on the treadmill today without moving my arms as to not hurt my neck but it must have hurt it anyway. It makes me very sad to think that I can't do that without the pain afterwards. This better be something the doctors can fix! Have a good night every

~*how To Join*~
Hello, and Welcome to The Pride! We chose this name for two reasons. First, as a feeling of belonging and satisfaction. Secondly, as a collective number of lions, working together for the good of the group. Of course, we are a brand new family, but we do have high hopes for the future! We will be participating in several different areas in order to help our members, and hope to become a recognized force here in the Fu-world. So, let's cut to the chase. What can joining this group do for you? - Meeting friends - Our PRIMARY concern here is for our FAMILY. We aren't here to gain large numbers just to have large numbers, but we want a close-knit community of people that are here to join together and help out each other! We would rather have a small group of committed members than to have a large group of people that just come and go, as we have seen from many groups here on Fubar. This does NOT mean that we wish to control you, or to command each of your rates or comments...n

Member List
Founder RogerLee Founder of The Pride ™@ fubar Manager Heartistic Soul@ fubar Interceptor drkreflections~CLUB F.A.R.~INTERCEPTOR FOR THE PRIDE~@ fubar Recruiter Just-a-girl "LuvFairy" The Pride recruiter and member of WSC@ fubar ---------- ☆§†ïñå åkå §kÈê†êR™Mêmßêr ð£ "†HÈ þRÌÐÈ" & K.Ö.W(HWP) (ßår†.4vðl69)☆@ fubar ~~AngL~~Always Stephanie...Sometimes Lola! Member of The Pride!@ fubar ~Bunki``Becka~~Wicked Storm Crew~~---RECRUITER---@ fubar

My Blogs
I am freaking pissed, I just got sent home early from work from the movie theatre I work at part time in the evenings when I work Thursdays and Fridays I was suppose to work tonight 5:30-11:00 tonight, but they sent me home early due to slow day tonight and shit. I was hot and heated since no one else wanted to go home, they sent me and three other people home,we were heated. Man I was hot! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor a

A Major Clean Up
Hi friends , As yall know I'm a Godmother now & I thank you all who helped me to get here. But I realized that I had a lot of people just sitting idle in my friend list , who they dont talk to me , comment me , or ever rate my things . So I just cleaned out my list , deleted about half the people in it , because now that I'm a Godmother I want to help my true friends by rating them and , helping them level up . I believe if your my friend please stop by and say hello to me , stay in touch . Cause if you just sit idle in my list of actually what good is it doing me or you ? Love yall , my true friends Lisa

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My Ramblings
sometimes i feel like im cursed and now i feel like its gettin passed on to those im close to. im finally gettin to the point im happy with where my life is going but now the people im close to have some bad sh*t happenin to them i wish i knew what to do how to help how to make it all go away i dont have the right words to say and im afraid of sayin the wrong thing i just want those close to me know im here for them if they ever need an ear to listen a shoulder to cry on or someone to go out and get wasted with so we can forget whats goin on in the real world i worry that everything thats goin good for me will disappear and ill be all alone again i guess thats just my insecurities kickin in where is my life going? i wish i knew i thought i did then he walked away for someone new i thought i was happy and content but i know see i wasnt why cant i just get over it? why is it taking this long? why cant i find someone else to prove to me he was wrong? am i

To All The Girls Who Pass The Nice Guy
..I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry If I start not being there, and being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new asshole comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep be

Anniversary
Wow, this is so great to me. On 11/9/06 I decided that I was gonna take a trip 100 mile's to meet the lady I had been chatting with for a few month's. We had chated every day and even seen each other on our web cam's. We talked on the phone quite a bit also. I made the trip all the way to a town called Mayfield in KY. It was a long trip and I got lost once in a town cuz my map didnt tell me the highway stoped then started again 10 mile's down another Rd. When I got to her town I missed my turn and had to call her. She helped me find my way to her house. When I got their I met her and I was so blown away bye her beauty. I fell into my shy mode and it took a while to get out of it. We sat around talking for awhile and enjoyed eachother's company. We ended up cuddled up on her couch watching tv and talking. I fell in over my head that night and I knew I had found my dream girl. We became a couple that weekend (I went right back up their that weekend) and Have been together ever since. We

Weird Dreams.
I have very vivid, colorful dreams. Sometimes scary and sometimes very ummm not so scary lol. Sometimes I find myself wanting to sleep so I can dream they are like movies. So here is a crazy sex dream I had (I seem to have a lot of them lol) a few nights ago. Okay so I am in a desert and I am giving head to a guy that I don't even know. In fact I can't even see his face only his pubic hair. I am actually enjoying it. So as time goes on he pushes my head more toward him so now his dick is all the way in my mouth, so I am now deep throating him. As he his about to cum he shoves is dick even further in my mouth and I am taking it with no problem I am loving it. I feel him cum then cum again. This dude cums like five or so times can't remember how many. So here is the most weird part a take him in my hands and I am pulling him out of my mouth but it just keeps going and going. There is no end to his dick lol. I am getting annoyed that I can't pull this mans dick out of my mouth. And h

Naughty Application
I am thankful for everything I have. A friend just said to me and reminded me of how I have tried to live my life ...."no matter how bad u think the times are going for you at any given point in your life, don't forget, there is always someone out there who is less fortunate than you." I am very grateful for my family and my friends. I am very very thankful for my new job!! (whoo hoo!)I have been blessed many times over the years and I am trying each day to embrace what is here right now at this moment and enjoy the events that unfold and be grateful for everything I have. I don't worry as much about what tomorrow will bring. Time flies by much too quickly it seems, especially right now! I don't regret anything in my past, for it has made me who I am today. I have found incredible strength in myself and who I am and who I want to continue to be. I have come to accept that spirituality comes in many different ideas and concepts and I have learned to use them to my benefit. If I fo

Fake Referrals
Ok straight and to the point. The cheaters are at it again using there scripts and signing up fake accounts themselves through proxy servers etc... My sites get over 150,000 Unique visitors a day so that means 150,000 different people see that fubar link per day. Im not spamming so called other Social Network sites or Forums as some people here say they are and thats how they are getting all the referrals. I say BS to you cause I know the ratio is to get a REAL sign up. Some even say they get the referrals from a site they have which is really funny cause its from a site that has hardly ZERO traffic. Which would mean almost ZERO referrals. But oh no not with the Math of a cheater. With the Math of a cheater a site that gets 200 visits a day can bring in 200 referrals an hr especially during a Happy Hour. I honestly know that someone cant advertise themselves or a site to over 150,000 different people A DAY by spamming forums and other Social Network sites. Its IMPOSSIBLE. E

Friends In Need Of Help
Plz help my friend level she is very nice and generous and will rate you back and everything just plz rate her pics and stash and comment her also let her know you heard about her from me okay thank you so much also message me and i will send you a gift and also rate you. http://fubar.com/user/657162 once upon a time in Ohio a girl was bored and went on a site that was like an online bar. At the same time in Hawaii, a Navy man was also bored and went on the same site. The girl's then bf played stupid and made a mumm (make up my mind) poll about her and him having "fun" on webcam and who'd like to watch. The Navy man out of sheer boredom left a comment on the mumm and the girl saw it. The girl went to the Navy man's profile to see his pictures because she thought he was pretty damn sexy. She left a comment on one of his "sexy" pictures in which he replied to in her IM box. The Navy man and girl then started IMing back and forth about common interests and realized they really

Ramblings
People seem to forget that I have two main problems with lots of people or even crowds. 1. Too many people. 2. Too much fucking noise. Now, there is a lot to be said for peace and quiet, and I can even see why some have been driven to kill to achieve that state of existence. For me, that place that I can at least minimize the noise is my room. And you know the house is too hectic when I am followed into the room by shadow. Today is one of those days that I really have a hard time dealing with. One more person in the household that seems to go out of his way to keep Cassie squealing and screaming. Okay, so he is playing, and since I am the only one that is getting upset by it, I will make a tactical withdrawal from the area where this noise is occurring. Unfortunately, I can see myself isolating more in order to prevent any explosive outburst of temper. The temptation to skip my fourth meal in a row is coming on strong. I would rather be hungry than dealing with e

Delrays Sweeties
U BETTER LOOK GOOD IF U WONT TO FIND GOOD FRIENDS THEY WILL STAB U IN THE BACK FAST IF THEY CAN THEY SAY THEY WILL DO THINGS 4 U AN DONT BUT IF U R A TRUE FRIEND TO THEM THEY HURT U FASTER THEN U CAN TURN AROUND BUT THE ONLY PERSON U NEED IN LIFE IS U I CAN BE THE BEST PERSON. OR THE MOST HATED PERSON. EITHER WAY IT GOES I AM THE MOST RATED PERSON .I COME FROM SOUTHWEST. HERE WE DO IT THE BEST.WE DO IT MORE THEN THE REST.IF U WANNA HOLLA I COME FROM DETROIT WHICH THAT IS SOUTHWEST.

Zaynes Smile, Poem By Me
Alone I am broken an weak it is you I seek take me into your embrace I want you to see my face Is it to late? why is it myself I hate? I am always to blame I feel I am living in shame I scream at my creator wonder if he is even there to him without words i speak it is him I seek i am wanting to leave this world I have known never again having to feel alone regrets have taken my life as I sit here, I look at this knife I am tired of being the fool tired and alone I obey the rules I am living in a haze feeling I am running out of days so I sit here and stare wondering why I even care are these feeling I have even real? or is this how I truely feel? outside i hear the thunder my soul, it starts to shudder I hear the voices mumble so loud I stand and stumble I trip and I fall it is my name they call oh no the knife, it is to late I have met my fate yes its fucked up I know, but at t

Oooh, The Cop ... The Liar
Oh, I don't know. Let's call him "Bob". Since that's such a universal common name. I'd never deliberatly drop "hints". Well local ladies. If you have a "nice" cop friend that's telling you everything you want to hear ... Hit me up. Aparantly he enjoys telling us all the same bullshit lies to get in our pants!!!! I can give you details you're dieing for!! Loves, Kandi

Going Threw Momma D.'s Message's
Lord Wolf (11/7/2007 6:33:43 AM): u doing good job with kingdom babe proud of u sexy1goth (11/7/2007 6:34:01 AM): thank you hun sexy1goth (11/7/2007 6:34:39 AM): dont feel like it right now with evey one quiting after thay wanted me and said tha'd back me Lord Wolf (11/7/2007 6:34:47 AM): from my heart Lord Wolf (11/7/2007 6:34:47 AM): very welcome Lord Wolf (11/7/2007 6:35:54 AM): much anquishrunning the kingdom Lord Wolf (11/7/2007 6:36:48 AM): persurerance sexy1goth (11/7/2007 6:37:11 AM): aw i can handel it babe Lord Wolf (11/7/2007 6:38:30 AM): sure can talk to u later ok babe Lord Wolf (11/5/2007 7:39:50 AM): u got the kingdom sexy1goth (11/5/2007 7:40:05 AM): i didnt want it i fucki wanted your dumb ass Lord Wolf (11/5/2007 7:40:33 AM): i guess i am a dumb ass ty sexy1goth (11/5/2007 7:41:27 AM): you think if i wanted the kingdom i would have gave up every thing i had for some online shit sexy1goth (11/5/2007 7:41:43 AM): you are co owner you have say Lord Wolf (1

Random Survey
1. The phone rings. What is your ring tone?.. a funk song - came on my phone 2. Did you go anywhere yesterday?..yeah. to work!!! where else on a Wed? 3. Who was the last person you shared beds with?..my little ones 4. Favorite drink?..diet dr pepper (and add rum if i'm not driving!) 5. Does the person you like know that you like them?..yes - i'm not a private person 6. Last time you talked to your mom?.. few days ago as she's 1600 miles away at the mo (in NJ) 7. Where are you right now?..in the kitchen.. 8. If you HAD to kiss the last person you kissed, would you?..yes 9. Favorite gadget in the kitchen?..the blender!! 10. Favorite pie?.. pecan 11. How is your hair?..nappy lmfao 12. Where's the last place you walked to? ..my son's room 13. Last time you had a sleepover?..... years ago 14. Latest you stayed up in the past week?.. midnight 15. What are you doing?..this survey 16. Have you been in a car accident?...2 (i wasn't driving) 17. W

My Poetry
She walks slowly along the quiet street cars passing now and then a cigarette between her fingers and music in her ears to the left houses (Spanish style) and swaying palms to the right a body of water rolling lazily along all look quiet peaceful yet all hold their secrets the houses full of closets skeletons secrets the water nurturing life of predator and prey and she holds the secrets of her heart tumultuous emotions sugar sweet and blood red crashing together rolling along on the waves of sadness she stops and sits hoping to draw peace from the river not knowing they are the same full of secrets and hidden passions not yet ready for the world to see Walking through the door another new opportunity terrified and shy quiet testing the waters before jumping in getting to know people slowly letting them in into her life and loves her stories what she's seen who she is until finally she feels able to open her mouth like a store room tha

Where Evil Came From The True Story Of The Book Of Genesis
All through out the history of man there has been an evil seed that spawns evil into the world. More and more we see mothers killing their children, or abandoning new born babies in dumpsters. In Europe cannibalism is on the rise in the news. More kid's are getting into self-mutilation and blood drinking. Little boys of ten years old are beating other children to death with baseball bats. Torture has become the latest form of deep love making. It's getting to a point now where is it almost impossible to separate the so called normal people from the serial killers and satanists! So where did this intense evil come from? If you say the Garden of Eden then you are correct. But if you say that all the untold suffering of mankind is a result of a bad choice in fruit picking, then you are very wrong and have been deceived. Now some will say that the evil came from the fall of man and the curse of God. Well this is interesting because evil is not mentioned in the curse. God declares that

Women Friends
THIS SAYS IT ALL: Time passes. Life happens. Distance separates. Children grow up. Jobs come and go. Love waxes and wanes. Men don't do what they're supposed to do. Hearts break. Parents die. Colleagues forget favors. Careers end. BUT......... Sisters are there, no matter how much time and how Many miles are Between you. A girl friend is never farther away Than needing her can reach. When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you Have to walk it by yourself, the women in your life Will be on the valley's rim, cheering you on, Praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on Your behalf, and waiting with open arms at the Valley's' end. Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk Beside you...Or come in and carry you out. Girlfriends, daughters, granddaughters, Daughters-in-law, sisters, sisters-in-law, Mothers, Grandmothers, aunties, nieces, cousins, and extended Family, all bless our life! The world

What I Want
Ok so I sat down today I thought What do I want in my life. What is missing . I had a wonderful childhood. My marriage didn’t fair to well But I have 3 wonderful children that I am very proud of Yes it was/is hard being the mother father figure but we have to do things that are hard in out lives and when you look back and view the outcome and it’s a pretty good site you realize that all the hardship and heart ache was well with it. In a material sense my children and I want for nothing. I have a great job that I love, and a family I would not trade the world for. SO what am I missing? What I am missing and I think I always have is to MATTER to someone What does that mean well the definition for the word matter in this sense is (count: have weight; have importance , carry weight.) And in a way that sort of explains it. What I want goes deeper then that. I want to Matter to where I for once am the major thought, care, want, in someone’s life. I want to be in their every

Social Networking For Opportunity Seekers!
Internet millionaire Armando Montelongo of armandomontelongo.com launched a new site called Armando Montelongo.com. This site is catered to one market, entrepreneurial people and business opportunity seekers. "The site is there for all types of people who want to meet with other who have some of the same business interests. It caters to any type of opportunity, investment clubs, franchises, Network opportunities, Day traders, you name it and the site caters to it. With so many filters on the internet, even legitimate subscriber email is getting blocked, which unfortunately rendering newsletters somewhat ineffective leaving opportunity seekers no valid or cost effective way to find or communicate with each other. ArmandoMontelongo.com is very different in that it allows people to communicate in real time audio and video conferencing in a secure environment. People can join free knowing that others on the site will enjoy hearing about their opportuniti

The Ice Girls Lmfao
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Special Thanks
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Mudvayne
"Cradle" Breathe... Push... ...I lost you, you were my god thought what do I do now you were never there for me never there to carry me, 26 years looking back that time is gone it was you I believed in look what you've done to me realize what you've done to Me I can't bleed, I can't bleed, I wanna break for the life that walked away from me I can't see going on in this darkness I'm blind beneath my cradle the bough has broke, I exorcise my loss your lie the punishment It takes time to try to mend the wounds of all the suffering, What do I do now all I'm asking from you please send me a sign to guide me through the times that lie in front of me I'll get by myself Look at me now, a piece of shit like you. Look at me now, you left me so fuck you. Everybody leaves me, everybody's gone. Watch my father leave me, there's nobody left. Feels like I've never been loved. Everybody leaves me, never gave a shit about me. Everybody's gone, I'll rot in my head al

Cry
so if ya red some of my other blogs you would come to know this situation....my husband has left me yet again for my ex best friend....yup the same one he left me for the first time! only this time it is OVER! now we have a son together...i feel sooo stupid for even thinking things could work out....i knew it! deep down inside...i knew...but i was in love....love..y does it have to turn the smartist people into dummies? he knew long before our son was born...he didnt want a family with her...so i was used...now he thinks our son needs to be around her all the time...like hes gonna change her...you cant change someone...they are who they are...you cant change something that doesnt want to change...and according to her shes perfect soooo what is there to change? he came to me a while ago telling me how unhaooy he was and how quilty he felt about everything...and now he wants me to feel sorry for him...he says he wants to be ther for me and help me thru all the pain i feel....how can t

Application For Sex
APPLICATION FOR A PIECE OF ASS Name____________________________ Address_______________________________ 1 Hair Color______ Real? _______ Eye Color________ Real? ___________ 2 Dentures? ______ 3 Height_____ Weight_____ Waist Size___ 4 Marital Status: Married_______ Single_______ Divorced_____ Other___ 5 Chest or Bra Size______ Are they real? _________ 6 Do you like them: Sucked__ Chewed__ Kissed__ Caressed__ Squeezed___ None of the above_____ other___ 7 Can you stay out late? __________ How Late? ___ All Night___ Several Days? ___ What is the maximum amount of days that you Can stay out? ________ 8 Do you like to be screwed? ___________ How often? ____ 9 Do you like Oral Sex? ________ 10 Penis or Vagina Size: SM____ Med___ LG______ EX LG______ 11 While Screwing do you: Faint__ Fart__ Cry__ Moan__ Hum__ Scream__Whistle__ Yodel__ Scratch__ Just lay there__ Other___________

Check It Out
BANGKOK (AFP) - Thai Customs officers said Saturday they have rescued more than 100 pangolins and arrested three men attempting to smuggle the endangered animals to China, where they were destined for the cooking pot. Customs officers Friday intercepted three pick-up trucks of pangolins, or scaly anteaters, which were to be smuggled across Laos to southwest China. The pangolins, worth an estimated one million baht (29,400 dollars), were trapped in the Indonesian jungle and smuggled via Malaysia and southern Thailand. "We investigated and found out that those pangolins are from Indonesia," Rakop Srisupaat, director of southern region Customs, told AFP by telephone. All trade in Asian pangolins has been illegal since 2000. Their meat is regarded as a delicacy in China and their scales are believed to cure a wide range of ailments. Rakop said the three suspects had declined to give details of who owned the pangolins but admitted they were hired to transport the scaly mamma

Shameless
People say she's only in my head It's gonna take time but I'll forget Say I need to get on with my life They don't realize Is when you're dialing 6 numbers just to hang up the phone Driving across town just to see if she's home Waking a friend in the dead of the night Just to hear him say it's gonna be alright When you're finding things to do not fall asleep Cause you know she will be there in your dreams That's when she's More than a memory Took a match to everything she ever wrote Watched her words go up in smoke Tore all her pictures off the wall They ain't helping me at all 'Cause when you're talking out loud but nobody's there You look like hell and you just don't care Drinking more than you ever drank Sinking down lower than you ever sank When you find yourself falling down upon your knees Praying to god, begging him "please" That's when she's More than a memory She's more She's more 'Cause when you're dialing her number just to hang up the pho

Blue Lounge
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Its Just Me
im fun, loving,careing, respectful, trustworthy, honest, open minded, get along with others,down to earth , i love family, dont put myself before others needs, gives spave when needed, not jelious of better halfs friends being male or female, i dont judge i work, i love to help people i am wanting to open a texas lounge for texans if u r intersted please hit me up rate fan what ever it will take to get one started.cavemannnnnnnnnn HELLO ALL LADIES: MY NAME IS KIR AKA CAVEMAN AND MY FINECE IS LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND AND I WOULD LIKE THAT TO WE ARE IN AMARILLO IF ANYONE WANTS TO CHECK US OUT HOLLER AT US !!! KIRK AND SEXYGIRL

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In Our Dreams
I'm three thousand miles from home tonight But I can still hear your voice. I think you know I'd never leave your side If only I had the choice. This job is my personal ball and chain; Against it love seems to lose. In spite of it all, there's still one more Thing we can decide to use. In our dreams, We lie next to each other. In our dreams, Tonight I am your lover. In our dreams, I can see your smile, In our dreams, We'll stay here for a while. In our dreams, We can share the laughter In our dreams, It's happily ever after. In our dreams, To you I give my heart. In our dreams, We'll never be apart. I know how hard it is to be my girl, When my job seems to come first. This army career's like an awful dream, I can't wait for you to burst. But through all the hardships and all he tears I'll always stand by your side. But if there's a time that you miss me too much, Fall into your dreams and hide. In our dreams, We lie next to each other. In our dr

Help
Please Help FullTangRonin for Leveling ... He only needs 649 points to level. So please click on pic to go to his page and show his some love FullTangRonin@ fubar Thank you!!! Please Help Nicky for Leveling ... He only needs 4,636 points to level. So please click on pic to go to his page and show his some love. ((Ö_Ö)) *~Nï©k¥~ KïNÐRÈÐ§--ҒÚ-ß.Ғ@ fubar Thank you!

Everyday Occurrences
I got to meet Belladonna today. What a thrill. I talked to her about fubar. She promised to get back online and say hi to friends and fans. Let's hope she has the time to do it. In person she is delightful and charming - not to mention stunninly gorgeous. this is my last post, [cue violins] I have a busy summer ahead and have vowed to stop drinking and chasing naughty girls. Goodbye fu-friends, thanks for the fun. PC

My Twisted World
The Stupid Things I Cant Get Out Of My Head Just An Outlook: 27 years isnt really that long of a time to live, considering atleast(if not more) 5 of them where years that were beyond your control where you didnt live just learned. I know you neer stop learning but those first five Where the most absobrent. Where You where pretty much Running On instinct, and depended on people th most. so yeah experencing life for only 27 years is just a drop in the bucket looking back as you grow, like loooking at 16 from 27 and laughing your ass off and crying inside about how wrong you where about life. Im Sure Im Wrong about what i think life is at this age as well, and ill probably always be wrong about what i think i want from it and what i think it should be. About Myself: As Youve Probably guessed (or already knew) im 27. Im A girl, i wont say woman, i havnt earned that title yet and probably never will. Sadly i would love to be tho, id love to be the person you can turn to when in n

Oasis... Been There Lately?
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Update
I know this may upset some people.... and I apollogize 4 that. 4 others... it may be a relief...lol. I have recently made a life decision.... kinda a New Years resolution. After the New Year... I am pretty much gonna seclude myself. I indend to focus on work and getting my life back in order. I sincerely hope that every 1 understands. If u r at all close to me and have been in touch recently.... then u will understand what I mean. There has been alot going on in my life lately. And I need to get it all straightened out. Which means in a nutshell..... that from the New Year... on to about Spring (about 2 - 3 months ) I will be out of contact with every 1 . I know that this may sound wierd and all..... and I really don't care n e more.... but... I need to find myself...lol Sounds wierd I know... More like I need to find who I am in a way. Call it a mid-life crisis....lmfao.... bit YOUNG I hope for that still.... but. This is just something that I need to do. I WILL b

Friends Forever
Friends are friends forever together 'till the end. You promised me that you would always be my friend. One day something changed I'm not sure what it was. I lost you on that day and the reason was because it was a late dark night and we had a stupid fight. And for some reason, I don't know why, we couldn't make it right. We went our separate ways. This went on for days and days. I made new friends and you made yours, but that hole in my heart could not be filled for that hole was only yours. Times got really tough, my road of life was, oh, so rough. I needed friends, not the kind you see from day to day, but the kind that will always and forever stay. Memories were all I had and just the thought of them made me sad. I cried every night wondering how to make it right. I wish you could erase that day and that fight. Would you please forgive me? I don't know where to start. It hurts me so bad to have this hole in my heart!

Meet My I.b.i.c. Sistas!
I.B.I.C. is looking for more members! We are an all female group! I.B.I.C. stands for Insane Bitches In Command! If you would like to join all you have to do is go to my blog and add, rate and fan all the members listed!When you are done with that add I.B.I.C. in your name somewhere then let me know so I can add you to the blog and the home page! Rules 1. You must have I.B.I.C. added to your name! 2. You must treat everyone of the sistas with the respect that you would like to be given to you! 3. If you have any problems with another I.B.I.C. member come to me with the problem! 4. No Drama! 5. Repost any I.B.I.C. bullys you see! 6. Please help the sisters level when they ask for help! Thank You, ~Mydnyte™~Founder of I.B.I.C.~D.S.C.~Real Wife To Jayrod874~ And Mystêfyï☼I.B.I.C. Owner☼D.S.C.☼»Fu wife to Jim«☼ ~Mydnyte™~Owner of I.B.I.C. ~D.S.C.~D.T.B.~Real Wife To Jayrod874~@ fubar Mystêfyï☼I.B.I.C. Owner☼D.S.C.

My Heart
Purity once had a name, And beauty once had a face. Life once had a meaning, And once I was safe. Once there was freedom, And once I could laugh. Happiness once was alive, And once I had another half. Once I shared her love, Once I was by her side, Once I felt I fitted, So quickly that died. Her grace so great, Her beauty so vast, All I ever wanted, Was for it to last. Fate maybe had another plan, Or maybe she had another love, But it all fell apart, The hand too big for the glove. Now it's all died away, Happiness, joy, love; all memories. Now I walk alone in this dark, dark world, With no light to guide my way. I look up as a tear rolls slowly down my cheek I think about better days and wonder if I'll feel that way again you look at me with those eyes I know so well always serious, so deep and insightful as though you're always in control But not today not now Now you look so scared like for once you don't have the answer I gaze at you looking dee

The Defective Parrot
The Defective Parrot A man is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Golly, I wonder what happened to this parrot?" The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot." "Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!" "I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird ." "Oh yeah?" the man asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?" "Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers." "Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand and speak English can't you?" "Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics, and philosophy. I'm especia

Korea.....
We are Soldiers, We live and Die just like you, We Fight, We love, We drink, We Live, So Why is it, Protests happen, Against us, Turn to your neighbor Look at what you see, Hatred for your fellow man, Why? We Die at such a young age, A boy just 19, Could be your brother, your son, Your mother, your daughter, Your uncle, Your Father, These people give all, Just for your "freedom of speech" Slander us, call us names, like, "baby killers" "War machines" You see the negative, The harsh conditions in which we live, in which we cry, missing our family, Could be your brother, your son, Our mothers, Our daughters, Our uncles, Our Fathers, So just think about this, Before you call us names and hate.... "Greater Love hath No man than to lay his life down for his brother" We give ours to you, all we ask is for a prayer.... For your Brother, For your Son, For your Mother, For your Daughter For your Uncle For your Father, Bring our boys

Poetry
to one and all happy thanks giving...to all my family and friends across the pond ~ Love's Sacred Bond ~ When I lovingly look into your eyes I see the bond of love that ties A Sacred bond that none can sever that binds our two hearts forever Our two lone souls met by fate Two wild hearts that could relate with wild spirits others could not tame our love burns like a fiery flame The key to my heart had disappeared until you, my forever love, appeared You take my heart places it's never been Our spirited passions flying on the wind Unlocking love's mysteries of old as their great secrets to us unfold Their splendor is now ours to hold Mysteries of love more precious than gold Our nights filled with ecstasy's bliss Mornings greeted with passion's kiss I love you in so many ways You ever fill my nights and days... Everything our hearts ever dreamed of Strong as the eagle who soars above Soft and gentle as the purest dove This is our Sacred Bond of love

To The Fart
TO THE FART... At times it is silent, at times it is not at times it sneaks out and burns oh so hot! When you'd like it to happen, it just won't come out it hides and it waits till you're out and about! The evil ones reek and embarrass us so then laugh as they trail us wherever we go! I know it's a function we can't live without, but on a first date must they really come out?? Men light them on fire - it amuses them so women fight to be quiet so that no one will know. I can't figure why after eating good food the smell that results could kill many a dude! So here's to the fart, our warm smelly friend you begin in my tummy, then come out my rear-end!

Our Troops
CELL PHONES FOR SOLDIERS (CPFS) Cell Phones for Soldiers, a national nonprofit started by two Massachusetts teenagers, partnered with AT&T, which takes used cell phones and recycles them. With the proceeds, Cell Phones for Soldiers and AT&T buy phone cards for deployed soldiers. The national recycling program began on July 4, 2007. Already, Cell Phones for Soldiers has raised more than $1 million and has given out more than 75,000 phone cards to troops deployed overseas. In 2004, Brittany Bergquist, then 13, and Robbie Bergquist, then 12, founded the program to help members of the armed forces stay connected with their friends and family in the United States. AT&T's involvement in the program has helped broaden and expand it. Used cell phones can be donated at AT&T locations in Florida or mailed in a postage paid envelope. IT IS ABSOLUTELY FREE!! DONATE A PHONE It's simple and FREE – every phone you donate can help increase the amount of talk-time CPFS is

The Aging Penis
THE AGING PENIS (This is what we have to look forward to girls) My nookie days are over; My pilot light is out. What used to be my sex appeal; Is now my water spout. Time was when of its own accord; From my trousers it would spring. But now I have a full time job; To find the blasted thing. It used to be embarrassing; The way it would behave. For every single morning; It would stand and watch me shave. As old age approaches; It sure gives me the blues. To see it hang its withered head; And watch me tie my shoes.

Im Effin Freezing!
dude wtf.. im so freaking cold.. i have long sleeves on and two sweaters on plus thick yoga pants on.. and im still cold.. haha one of my pics looks like my hand is blue. which if you reading this you should comment those pics.. i dont take pictures too often. do you think why im so cold is because i have been fasting for so long? its starting to scare me a lil..

Hot Tamale
HOT TAMALE There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning and the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think honey, we've been married for 50 years." "Yeah," she replied. "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here as naked as jaybirds fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we?" Whereupon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you as they were fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps, "One's in your coffee and the other one's in your oatmeal."

It Is......
It is the voice in the back of your mind that whispers all the things that seem too cruel to say. It is all that is locked up tight. Never to see the light of day It is not a husband.... It is pain. It is not a father.... It is failure. It is not a son.... It is hate. It lies drowning in a pool polluted with frustration and self loathing. It is all my hatred pressed down to the head of a pin. It's heart is black...Beating in time with mine. It is not a leader.... It is useless. It is not wanted.... It is black. It is not needed.... It is worthless. It is everything and nothing, all at once. All it has is darkness. It needs to feel. It needs to hate. Keep it locked up inside of me, so only I can feel the pain.

Blue Balls
BLUE BALLS (Dedicated to Dr Maxsmart) "I think I have a problem, Doc," says the patient, "One of my balls has turned blue." The doctor examines the man briefly and concludes the patient will die if he doesn't have his testicle removed. "Are you crazy?" bursts the patient, "How could I let you do such a thing to me?" "You want to die?" asks the doctor rhetorically, and the patient has to agree to have his testicle removed. Two weeks after the operation, he comes back. "Doc, I don't know how to say this, but the other ball has turned blue, too." Again, the doctor tells him if he wants to live, his other testicle must be cut off, too and, again, the man is very reluctant to the idea. "Hey, you want to die?" asks the doc, and the patient has to agree with the operation. But, about two weeks after he is testicleless, he returns to the doctor. "I think something is very wrong with me. My penis is now completely blue." After briefly examining the patient

The Master....baits
It's 1:00 pm and I'm checked in. It's surreal, I can't believe this is happening. I text him: "I have something for you, come see me at the hotel next to the mall". I know he will come, I've been teasing and tantalizing him for over 3 months. Meeting him at the gym in the wee hours in the morning, taking him in the sauna when no one is there. As I sit in front of the mirror fixing my makeup I reminisce about my rendezvous with him two nights ago at the gym. We met at 12 in the morning, I wet my lips subtly at the sight of his biceps pumping the metal bar up and down to his chest. A light coat of sweat covers his swollen arms, his thin muscle shirt clings to his broad, defined chest and his deep brown eyes... The intense look on his face makes me think naughty thoughts about him. He sees me in the mirror and smiles at the sight of me. I cleaned up pretty nicely for the gym. I wore tight, black shorts, that barely covered my plump, round ass. My form-fitting shirt hugged my perky brea

Wont Be On Much...
i would love a blast, just beggin here.lol if u get me one ill do you a sexy salute.... or if beggin could get me anything else, let me know.... MUAH!!!! my husband came home we had a great night, woke up this morning and he just started going off on me. i went to the doc today and she suggested couples counsuling we are going to try to fix this, or im gonna go crazy! i love all of my friends on here, i could never express just how much you have helped me. i guess im not going to win that contest but i want to thank every one that helped. i love yall and ill see u on tues! Muah! *Kimberly*

Peering Into The Heart Of A Black Hole
Giant-sized telescopes such as Hubble, Spitzer and Chandra offer unprecedented views of the cosmos, but astronomers are eager to put more powerful tools into orbit around the Earth. Without the extra help, said Rachel Somerville, an astronomer at the Max Planck Institute for Astronomy in Germany, it may be impossible to resolve some of the universe's greatest mysteries. "We need better observations to make our models better," Somerville said, noting her search to understand galaxy formation and mysterious quasars. "... If you just put theorists in a room for the next 15 years with the biggest supercomputer you can find, it will never happen." NASA expects the James Webb Space Telescope (JWST) to launch in 2013, and many scientists are already pondering their future observations of tiny extrasolar planets, elusive black holes and distant galactic arms. Somerville and other astronomers laid bare their sky-watching hopes—including telescopes beyond JWST—at the recent Astrophysics 2020 con

Moving
The Joys of Moving (Part 1) The only part of moving that is fun is the end result! I am only moving about 6 miles closer to the beach (WHOO HOO!) but it is still pretty intense! Oh, nothing like the move from Michigan here last year....but still stressful! The first hiccup was yesterday-- got a call at work from the leasing mgr saying the apt that they told me was going to be mine, wasn't ready! Yes, a whole day before I am scheduled to move in... They WILL make it right today. Either a bigger apt for the same $$ or a comparable one at the same rate. I am not letting it get me down...this move is going to save what is left of my sanity!! lol Another great realization is how many great friends I have that volunteered to help me move. I didn't even have to ask....that blows me away!! For those of you who know me well, it is very hard for me to ask anyone (even family) for help of any kind....I'm working on that one!! LOL Anyway...stop by my page and show me some luv this w

Poetry
What is love? Love is the feeling I get when I look into your eyes The feeling I get when I am with you Holding you tightly in my arms Love is the feeling I get when I'm with you Just talking to you and listening Hearing about your problems Telling you about mine Love is built with trust and faith Both of them grow with time They grow with time apart and together For they all go together Love is more than a word or feeling It is a combination of many things Love is a powerful word to use Most people don't understand it Love is a word you need to use Carefully and understand the full meaning of For when you find love you why And can say it with trustfulness When I look at you you seem so sad I wish that there is something I could do I feel really bad I want only the best for you I wish for you so much I wait everyday for you to be near I miss and want your touch I wish so much that you were here If I die I want the whole world to know That I woul

Crude Sex Jokes # 1
Crude Sex Jokes # 1 Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? A. A navel. Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later. Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve? A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam. Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat? A. A Klondike Bar Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breath through something so small?" Q. Why don't women wear watches? A. There's a clock on the stove! Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to t

All Women
Subway Miracle: Hero Beats Long Odds To Make Save Columbia U. Worker Leaps Across 3 Tracks During Rush Hour To Save Much Bigger Man Reporting Cindy Hsu NEW YORK (CBS) ¯ You're about to meet a subway hero, who jumped onto the tracks to save a man. But as CBS 2 HD has learned, his leap of faith was just the beginning. Veeramuthu Kalimuthu -- or Kali – is a mechanic at Columbia University. His recent actions make him a hero in the truest sense of the word. And if not for someone else coming forward to tell his story, the public would never know what he did on March 14. At around 5 p.m. that day he headed to the downtown No. 1 train at 116th Street in Morningside Heights to go home to Jamaica. "I heard everybody was screaming, you know, and everybody was running in different direction," Kalimuthu said. A man had fallen onto the tracks from the opposite platform, all the way on the other side of the station. "People were getting their cell phones out trying to call t

Who's To Blame?!
What is wrong with young people today All we have seen is violence and dismay We hear, see, and speak of violent acts It is as if we walk on a thin line of tacts there is good in children today You just don't hear about it everyday You only hear about our violence and miscare It has even been classified as to what we wear It is not alright The TV makes us see fright For we are not that bad We do have feelings and do get sad TV is giving us shame It is giving us one person to blame Parents are shocked with surprise Over this brand new demise Parents and TV are to blame For TV shows us killing is just a game Parents think it's a charm It doesn't do us any harm Some it does affect Some just don't forget When it comes to blame We are all really put to shame

Important Reads
New Virus ALERT!!!! Not every one effected But most of us In Des Moines Iowa can't get yahoo or aol and it has to do with both them site Anyone-using Internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on. This information arrived this morning, Direct from both Microsoft and Norton. Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet. You may receive an apparently harmless e-mail with a Power Point presentation " Life is Beautiful" If you receive it DO NOT OPEN THE FILE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, and delete it immediately. If you open this file, a message will appear on your screen saying: "It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful." Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC, And the person who sent it to you will gain access to your name, e-mail and password. This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon. AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the anti virus software's are not capable of destroying

Nikki Sixx
August 27, 2007 - Nikki Sixx is an icon. There aren't too many rock musicians who can lay claim to having sold 45 million albums, started trends, headlined the biggest festivals, written a bestseller, married a Bay-Watcher, launched a fashion line, redefined the power ballad and…oh yeah, died and come back to talk about it. Sixx is everywhere these days with a new band (Sixx: A.M.) and his upcoming literary release of The Heroin Diaries.??Enduring a troubled upbringing that saw him grow up fatherless and shuffled back and forth between various family members, Sixx's only solace throughout all the turmoil was music. His vision of the ultimate rock 'n' roll band consisted of Kiss theatrics, Van Halen swagger and the sneering bravado of the Sex Pistols. This childhood fantasy came to fruition in Motley Crue some 25-plus years ago, the band that he masterminded along with Tommy Lee, Vince Neil and Mick Mars. Hitting the scene about the same time as the LA-metal boom of the early '80s, The

Rodeo Cowboy Jim Shoulders 1928-2007
THEY SAY HE PUT THE "RODE" IN RODEO. COWYBOYDOM LOST A LEGEND ON JUNE 24TH WITH THE PASSING OF A FIGURE WHO WAS WITHOUT A DOUBT IN MY MIND THE MOST ACCOMPLISHED RODEO COMPETITOR OF ALL TIME: JIM SHOULDERS. TO MANY OF US HE DID RODEO BETTER THAN ANYONE: 16 WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS BETWEEN 1949 AND 1959. SHOULDER INFLUENCED THE BEST OF OUR CURRENT RIDER TOO INCLUDING 2005 PROFESSIONAL BULL RIDING WORLD CHAMPION JUSTIN MCBRIDE. HE WAS QUOTED AS SAYING "JIM SHOULDERS DEFINITELY HOLDS HIS OWN PAGE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS OF OUR SPORT," MCBRIDE SAID. "HE'S SOMEBODY THAT WILL ABSOLUTLEY BE MISSED AND REMEMBERED."

Younger Men And Older Women
Today is the first day of the New Year and Iam going to change alot of things about myself. As of today I am no longer going to post any pics that show alot of skin. I will no long be the type of female that has to use her body to get man. I want a man that will respect me for who I am inside. I am a good person and I am someone that deserve to be treated like a QUEEN and like a lady and not a whore. If you are looking for a real lady then you can hit me up, if not then you can keep walking. Thank you to all my true fans that want a lady in their life as a friend or otherwise. To the others then it was nice knowing you but I am NO longer going to be what you want me to be. I have just got out of a relationship with a younger man and "yes" it hurts like hell, but i will be fine. If any ladies read this blog PLEASE stay away from them. They are more troble than they seem to be. If there is any older men looking at this and are looking for a good heartd woman hit me up. I need a re

Veterans Day
ALTHOUGH VETERANS DAY IS NOT TILL SUNDAY. TAKE TIME OUT OF YOUR DAY, TODAY THROUGH MONDAY AND THINK ABOUT WHAT ALL THAT VETERANS, PAST AND PRESENT, HAVE GIVIN TO US. SO,IF YOU KNOW OF A VETERAN NOT ONLY THANK THEM. GIVE THEM A HUG. WITHOUT THEM THERE WOULD BE NO U.S.A US Military tributeAdd to My Profile | More Videos

Bored
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Me
WELL ANOTHER GLORIOUS WIN BY MY BOYS AHHA. KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF GREENBAY. WELL, IT WAS A GOOD GAME. I HAD TO WATCH IT ON NFL.COM FUCKING COMCAST. OH WELL WE WON AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT THIS IN A RECENT IM FROM A FRIEND SEE WHAT YOU RATe! 1=asshole 2=bitch 3=brat 4=hoe 5=fun 6=cute 7=sexy 8=funny 9=my baby 10= id hit it...

Ooopsie...lol
So Im driving to work yesterday...running a lil late. Alarm went off at 4:15am..I rolled outta bed at 4:45am..heh Anywho..Im blowin up the back road to pick up my partner for the day, it's about 5:15 am and I need to be 2 1/2 hours north of where I am by 7:00am.. Im just passin a big truck, when I see the hint of reflection from that keystone logo that can be none other than a PA State Trooper...I look down at my speedometer... FUCK!..Im doin 76 mph in a 55! O_O Yeah so before I even have a chance to hit the brakes his lights are on...Im busted! So I pull over..knowing Im in BIG trouble..(Im in the company truck..oops).. Get my license and shit ready.. The officer looks at me and asks me for my crap then asks why was I flying up HIS highway at 76 mph this morning? Told him I was late for work..He asks where Im headed..I tell him..he looks at his watch and says... Youre gonna be late! .....haha, funny guy :p So he runs my tags and shit...Comes back..looks a

"sorrow"
I know things happen for a reason and there is a time for it all but when one is unexpecting it very hard to get thru and I know alot of you my friends has been rating my page and pics and sending me comments and showing my page love the reason I havent been returning all the attention is the lady I took care of passed away Tuesday night and I have been dealing with handling everything as soon as I can move on with this I will return all rates...Hope everyone is all safe and has a wonderful weekend.

Preamble
NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION This is probably the best e-mail I've seen in a long, long time. The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA. This guy should run for President one day... 'We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights.' ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a n

New Lounge
HERES THE LINK http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=51742 EVEN IF U DONT PARTICIPATE IN IT. AT LEAST JOIN. WE ALREADY HAVE 4 MEMBERS. OH AND WHEN U JOIN. IF U HAVE ANY IDEAS ON LAYOUT OR MUSIC. LET ME OR ANUBIS KNOW!!! THANKS EVERYONE.

How To Catch A Wild Pig
Subject: How to catch wild pigs How to catch wild pigs There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab, the Prof noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country, who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist government. In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question: Do you know how to catch wild pigs? The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said this was no joke. You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the fr

Remembering Why
HEY ALL..I NEED A MGR,BARTENDERS,SECURITY,AND MORE MGR MUCH BE ABLE TO BE ON FOR MORE THEN JUST A COUPLE OF HRS A DAY TO TAKE THE TIME THAT I NO LONGER HAVE TO PUT INTO THE HALL ALL OTHERS WILL BE NNEDED AS THEY CAN BE ON. AS MANY OF YOU KNOW I MOVED TO PA TO BE WITH CHUCK AND WE SPEND MOST OF OUR TIME TOGETHER WHEN HE'S NOT WORKING OR ON A CALL...I WILL STILL BE HERE FOR THE HALL DOING WHAT I LOVE TO DO BUT JUST NOT AS MUCH IF YOU ARE INTERESTED PLEASE SEE JOHN OR ME MY YAHOO IS MERCI_1973_33@YAHOO.COM HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL IN THE HALL TO MAKE IT THE GREAT PLACE IT ONCE WAS THANKS-MERCI FIRST AND FOREMOST I'D LIKE TO TAKE THE TIME TO SAY THAT I THINK THE FIREFIGHTERS HALL AND THE GUNS N HOSES LOUNGES ARE BOTH GREAT PLACES TO HANG OUT AND THEY BOTH STAND FOR SOMETHING GREAT THEY BOTH STAND FOR OUR TRUE AMERICAN HEROES AND YET THE LOUNGES FEUD WHY? IS IT NOT THE POINT OF HAVING A PLACE AT THE END OF THE DAY TO GO TALK ABOUT YOUR DAY OR NIGHT WHETHER YOU JUST CAME HOME FROM FIGHTING A

Pimp Out
I would like to introduce you all to my new owner Seamushardcore! Please drop by and show him mad love. I promise you will not regret it. ~Seamushardcore~ While your at it please make sure to drop by and show these four lovely ladies some love also. It will be well worth your time! Èvîl Àñgël †Ðëмõñ Ç®ëш ÀΜ Šhïƒt Lëâðë®†{Shadow Leveler}«Mad Hatter»-Owned by Seamushardcore- broken_hearted420 proud bbw~{shadow levelers}~ owned by Seamushardcore Lucie in the Sky Sinful Pleasures - SBC - Pu$$ycat Playmate - FU Bomber - Owned By Brett & ~Seamushardcore~ This has been brought to you by: Èvîl

Day To Day Ongoings!
I promised myself I would never post songs and song lyrics :P lol...but this has pretty much been my mindset over the past month or so. TOBY KEITH A Little Too Late Written by Toby Keith, Dean Dillon and Scott Emerick It's a little too late, I'm a little too gone; A little too tired of this hangin' on: So I'm lettin' go while I'm still strong enough to. It's got a little too sad, I'm a little too blue; It's a little too bad you were too good to be true. I'm big-time over you baby: it's a little too late. No, I don't wanna talk about, What we can do about us any more. Only time you would be wastin', Is the time it takes to walk right out that door. Yeah, talk about water under the bridge: You should know by now, girl, that's all this is. It's a little too late, I'm a little too gone; A little too tired of just hangin' on: I'm lettin' go while I'm still strong enough to. It's got a little too sad, I'm a little too blue; It's a little too bad you were too good

Working Late
You've had to work late again and slip into the bedroom quietly trying not to wake me. I'm not asleep just pretending to be. You go into the bathroom and turn on the light, I watch as you open the shower and turn on the hot water then start to undress. I watch like a voyeur, I love your body; you adjust the cold and hot water then slip into the shower. I lay there listening and watching as the bathroom fills with steam, waiting for you to finish your shower and come to bed. I'm watching when you get out and start to dry off ,wrapping a towel around your waist, that just makes you look even more sexy, you towel dry your hair, flip off the light and come to bed. You ease in ,so thoughtful still trying not to wake me. Once you're settled your back is to me, I slip close up behind you and slide my arm around your waist and snuggle as close as I can. You place your hand and arm over mine" I'm sorry I didn't mean to wake you" "You didn't I've been waiting for you" I say and press harder aga

Lyrics
to let your light shine bright to let the one who shines so so bright let them go and be free falling from you like leaves from a tree give them the air and the time they need so they will come back to you back to you if you have that someone in your life that calls to you shows you the way in the darkest of nights, the one you go to like a boat to a lighthouse do what you can to keep the light shining brighter than the brightest star no matter how far you both may fall look inside and know you will both survive and look for each other in the darkest hours, through the sunny days and long long showers use the time to try, try to see what they see within you, to see why they love you so to see if you are truly that person learn to love yourself as you are loved by her look inside, know you will both survive, survive to look for each other in the darkest hours, through the sunny days and long long showers hold her tight but let her go give her gifts then

Sick And Stuff
ok bad girls heres the deal im sorry i havent been here like i should be for you all the problem is i have been seriously sick and still am. will be back in full swing before long i hope... if i have not added you to my friends please let me know so that when i am back i can do so..... once again i am sorry if i have let you down and hope for your forgiveness... hopefully be back into swing before long. thank you ok my friends as you know i havent been here. i have been down with a back injury and the flu.......i miss you guys will be back in full force soon

Notice Me
lmao... my confession to codependency... my greatest obstacle to being who i know i am a strong independent woman capable of anything and everything Its not all on you my love I would never wish that amount of pressure We work so hard just to make it survive one day we'll know happiness what it feels to be truly okay until then don't stop holding on trusting me being you my everything my motivation to be a better woman and i promise we'll make it Artist SiteMore Videos Music Video:RUNNING (by No Doubt)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone I won't let you. know how fragile sensitive I am. I won't tell you my history right away. you don't care yet anyway. You will never see how much i heave in pain. after walking away. from you. with a smile I may not have the answers. what u need

Thank God!!!
I JUST TALKED TO MARK WHO IS GIVING THE TATTOO CONTEST AND THANK THE LORD IT ENDS SATURDAY NIGHT AT 7:00. HE MESSED UP, WANTED IT TO GO UNTIL SUNDAY BUT THE FOLDER SAYS 11-10 SO I CALLED HIM UP AND HE IS OFFICIALLY CLOSING THE FOLDERS AT 7 PM SATURDAY NIGHT. THEN I CAN FOCUS ON MY FRIENDS ON HERE AND NOT BE SO STRESSED, LOL!!!!! dAMN!!!!!!!!I PROMISE TO NEVER DO THIS AGAIN!!!!!!!! THANK YOU SOOO MUCH EVERYONE FOR ALL THAT YOU HAVE DONE:) LOVE TO YOU ALL AND IM HAPPY AS HELL NOW!!!!!!!! BLOODY JUMPING FOR JOY!!!! MINA

Why Does Love Have To Hurt
why is it that the person u are in love with hurts you so bad. The man i thought that loved me just asked me today. If i still want him in my life or do i just want him as a friend. I hate feeling that he doesn't want me anymore.

Dilemma
I have known this guy for 8 years and have worked with him for 4 of those in the beginning! I liked this guy back then and he was a little bigger then, however he had a girlfriend and I kind of knew her so did nothing about it. We lost touch for a few years and have just recently started seeing each other again as he comes into the club I work at> I stupidly told him last week (when I was drunk) that I had fancied like mad back then and still do! He couldn’t believe it as he thought he was not attractive because he was a little bigger (he has lost some weight now and still he is attractive to me. He responded by saying that he has liked me for that long and only wishes I had said something sooner as he is now married to someone else (not the girl knew)! He has confessed that he is not happy in his marriage. Nothing has happened between use and nothing has ever been started! What should I do! We get along great and are clearly attracted to each other! It is a bit o

Special Who??
Im so in the typing mood this morning. I got a great night sleep and my ass is feelin much better. I just wanted to say THANKS to one of my friends on the FU. SpecialK is such a great friend he is always there for me wen i need to bitch, cry or laugh. Even when there is times that he says "I told you so" I dont get upset like I would from anyone else. He says it in such a way that makes me clam and happy. SpecialK has got such a sweet tone in his voice, he can calm me down with just a simple "Hello". So I just wanted to say thanks for being here when I need you. MsMaine

What's Hapened
As I look into the mirror All shattered and stained I am filled with terror And over come with pain What have I done it is the worst Nothing was won As I'm carried off int he hersch My friends wonder why Why I left this place I can see them from the sky I can still see their face The barrel was cold The end was quick I wanted to grow old The last I heard was a click The bullet went through right through my head all I really knew was that I was dead

11/9/07
Well I'm home with lots of equipment to help me toooooooooooooo much equipment lol but hopefully will be able to get rid of some of it soon. Dr. says I will be in pain for awhile as well as swollen for quite awhile. Have also been running a fever, so am hoping that's nothing serious. Hubby will be home later today thru sometime on Sun. so will have a little more help around here. Prayers are still needed so would appreciate any you can say. Thank you all. Blessed Be DJ Wiccanlove is live and taking all your requests.Stop in and visit with her. Click on the image

Happy Hour Tonight!!!
THANK YOU SO MUCH TO ALL MY WONDERFUL FRIENDS WHO HELPED ME SO MUCH ON MY CONTEST I DID WIN FIRST PRIZE I WON A HAPPY HOUR!!! I WILL KEEP YOU INFORMED ON WHEN I WILL BE HOSTING THE HAPPY HOUR. I HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE TO THANK. THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH MY WONDERFUL FRIENDS!! LOVE YOU ALL MINA My beautiful dark friend Dark Queen has bought a Happy Hour tonight 8:00 pm est time. So for all of those you are online tonight let's burn it up!!!! She's one of my coolest friends!! I know I will be officially drinking my wine tonight celebrating great friends and contest over, lmao!! Bloody kisses to you all!! btw if you want to stop by and see this beauty here is her link!!! MINA!!!

Thinking Out Loud
Ok so I have been working a lot at my current job and not making much money in it, with also going to school to get my degree I don't really have tons of extra time. Some one came to me the other day and asked me to do some computer side work which is what i used to do before my current job. I did the job and made a good bit of extra cash for it. So I started thinking that I could make some extra cash on the side but it may hurt my current job, and school work due to the time it cost to do the work. I'm just going crazy on what I should do about all of it. Should I do some more side work and hope that it doesn't hurt my school work and job, or should I just forget about it and do what I have already? Guess I'm looking for some advice...anybody got some? Ok so I am sitting here trying to do some of my college work and I notice that with the colder weather out side how many people just sit around and do nothing. I know that I should focus on my project so that I can pass this class but I

69,000 To Godfather..
Too those of you that get my bulletins i need some help on reposting. Not all levelers see our bulletins now. If you will repost and dont see my bulletin shout me and i link you too it!!! We have 4 back too back Happy Hours coming up .Hes got 69,000 to go. Lets help him get too GodFather.Stop by show some love and rate his pictures and stash. He has worked hard too get too Fu King lets top it today and make him a GodFather!!! -Rich-@ fubar This God Father pimp out is brought too you by Shadow Levelers!. We try and help everyone level up and get too GodFather! ¢¾BooBoo¢¾@ fubar

Couple Looking For Fun In Toledo
me and my wife are looking to meet some new people to have fun with if you know what we mean :) so if you are close to toledo or are in toledo pls drop us a line and we will get back to you don`t be shy trust me you will have fun :) ya show me some love :)

What Is Wrong
I want to die I want to die right now I want to die but I don't know how I feel like shit I look like hell I can't take it As you can tell I hurt real bad I could use some drugs I feel a little sad I could use some hugs There is so much depression I don't know why There is so much depression I just want to cry At times I feel like giving up I get only bad luck I want to throw up even though it will be yuck All my friends are dying by their own hands or cars Everyone is crying It is leaving deep scars I wish that it would end everything would be all right I just want to comprehend And dream that its a bad night Everything will be fine everything will be ok I will walk a thin line and tomorrow will begin another day Before I go to sleep I wish to say good bye I don't count the sheep I just shut my eye

Free Spirit
we all as poeple go threw life trying to do all the good that we can for other poeple. in my point of view for only one reason , to be remembered . we all want our loved ones and others to remember us fondly , as being a carring loving person . some poeple dont see this as i do and dont help when they can , thats up to them . but my point of view is this , if we all took a little time to just stop and think about how we want to be remembered , we would help those that need our help . its like this if you help one person they feel good that you did , and well maybe they will help two poeple . and it grows from ther nutill your helping that one person has become a movment that helps thousands of poeple . i hope you all that read this have a great day , and thank you for taking the time to read it .

Late Mothers Funeral(poem)
The angel's in heaven are lucky today. since the good lord has taken the pain all away. now you can join them and spread your wings wide. your free up in heaven. shed not a tear and grieve not a day, for the angels have taken the pain away. We last saw your smile so bright and so grand while waiting for jesus to give you his hand. your body was weak but your spirit was strong the angels were with you to help you along. now your in heaven so happy and free. oh what a sight we would all love to see. you'll always be with us in spirit and mind. you were loving and gentle and so very kind. your life has been full and very complete. you had 5 lovely children, your one greatest treat we'll cherish the moments forever we had, you made us so happy when things made us sad. we always will love you, it's never goodbye only so long till we meet by and by. on the wings of an angel your spirit will soar youll always be missed till we meet again but never forgotten not now not then.

Me
"Be very careful not to make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from his side to be equal to". I have herd for the past week about cheating, possible cheating(if you consider meeting an ex for the weekend cheating) do you consider a sex act cheating if its just a one nighter! Or if its with another girls is that cheating? Or is oral sex cheating? Come on Where do you people come from. If you are in a comitted relationship then its cheating! I dont care if you just started going with the person or you have been with them for 100 years. You dont say when you meet the person when you become comitted oh by the way babyI want you to be my gf/bf but once in awhile I want to go fuck someone else no you dont cuz you know they wont go for that. ITS CHEATING. No matter how you look at it. I think todays morals suck. The problem with society today is that the love that one holds

Untitled
When I am around you I can never be blue Being with you makes me happy but can it continue; i don't know sadly you have alot to think about I don't want to make you pout when you do you are day when you do, i become sad I wish i could make things better everything does get better you never know when or how it could actually be right now I wish that I could see If there could ever be something between you and me I will always remember you I hope that you will always remember me.

Out Of Town
sku11dagg3r and i will be going out of town this weekend and we will be back monday so please leave love on both of our pages we will be going crazy without fubar please show love while we are gone thanx to all our friends skulldagger {Member of Blazin Hell Katz}@ fubar the1anastasia {member of blazn hell katz}@ fubar

Sick And Tired
I am so tired of all the shit going on...cant people just get over themselves and let things go. Or just figure out that people are different and let it be. Damn, I do things differently than others and I dont shove my thoughts and beliefs down their throat. Get over yourself!!!

Death Of Cops
i find it funny when a cop dies and everyone is all upset about it. i mean the person chose that career and knew that one day they could be killed. there should be no memorial fund for them what so ever

Help Is Needed
please show some love to the greatest person i know she needs about 6000 comments to get vip all love will be returned she is always helping everyone out so now please show her the help back please give this girl so fubar love she is new at this and needs some love from all the wonderful people on fubar tyg3rcub@ fubar please come help a very good friend get a vip

Leveling Up
If YOU _______ Me? Body: If you like me.................leave a comment. If you wanna date me.......leave your number. If you think I'm cute.................leave a comment on one of my pics. If you care about me ....................leave a caring message. If you hate me........................send me a message & tell me why. REPOST THIS & SEE HOW MANY MESSAGES/COMMENTS YOU GET. If YOU _______ Me? FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS Body: Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of monkey shit... There's at least 1 person on your Fubar that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple...if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox saying "I'm yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies.

Where's The Love...
Well first off, I'm really worried about coming off as a bitch here ( not my intent at all! )..but I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm sorting through my friends list. I really don't want to delete anyone, because there must have been something about me that interested you in the first place, or you wouldn't have requested my friendship, or accepted my request. But if it takes too much out of your day to slap a friendly.. hello, how are ya.. on my page once in a while..then you're only interested in one thing in my opinion. And that's only to hover and wait to see my NSFW pics that I post. Yes, I have "risque"..lol.. pics on my profile, but I only show what is seen on a beach, and really not even that much. But I agree with all men, that women are beautiful creatures, with beautiful bodies, and as long as you share it tastefully..it's all good ;) So anyway, if I take the time out of my day, to find a cool, pretty, funny or sexy comment graphic, ( I always send out a graphic

Life Or Something Like It 10
I got a phone call this morning from Visa asking for Peter. I had to have them call them back. Someone has used his Visa Debit card online and it wasn't him. They didn't get the card number from Peter being on the internet because he doesn't use it over the internet. It had to be someone writing his numbers down from some store he went to. This has happened to us 5 times this year between him, me and our daughter! It is just ridiculous how insecure places are with visa cards. They really need to get control over this. It is an inconvenience to us because now he is without a debit card for 2 weeks and a cost to the visa! Somehow I think that it is going to happen again, especially since it is that time of the season....buying time! I just really would like people to stop stealing for a living and go out and get a job! People are so lazy that they want everything for free. Kind of just makes me sick. ciao

Sorry Friends
I haven't been on here to Yak with anyone for the last few weeks , Sorry bout that . I've been up against some extreme shit, long story short ,my youngest son was on trial for a car wreck & the courts found him guilty & sent him to prison ! I will never believe this wreck is all his fault , nor does the rest of our family believe this . In the mean time , I've had my oldest son back to the veterans hospital & we need to go back again.For now I'm just trying to stay focused & on track , Not an easy task. I have 2 wonderful boys that are now screwed up by the systems & hopefully some way I can help both of them, with all of this . I hope everyone is doing OK & I'm looking foward to Yakking with you all again. Take care ,Lakoda

Hahah
angel_jose...: Hello there how are you doing today i hope all is well with you there,my name is angel i am still single and looking, am 30 year old i am from USA IN HOUSTON ,I am sending you this mail with the regards of your profile I viewed, immediately I read your profile , it sounds very incredible to my expection because you really smell like the man i have been hunting in the past of my life , ever since out my mother womb. which implies to me that we,re ment to be together. however , i propose for a strong relationship with you if you don,t mind cause through relatoinship we can get to know each other better, therfore I am a woman of my words . I am pretty, responsible , i dont like publicity , i rather prefer privacy , and I think you may be the one my heart desire , who love me for who i am not

Angie Is Craazzy
Hi You guys! I need your major help here! ok so here's the deal. I need you to pick 1 picture of me in which you would consider that I have a really nice smile. Its really important so please help me :D thank you!!! Ok, so i watched American Psycho (yea kinda late) but now I have no idea what it is about! I'm so confused. What the hell happened to him? Ok so can someone kindly explain it to me? without being a jerk? I'd really appreciate it :D *kisses*

Letting Go
I walked with you today--- with you and the One inside you Who beamed light through your eyes. Your voice seemed more than your voice and held meaning beyond your meaning. Who was in you speaking? I walked with you and mystery today, and now I need to learn Who dwells in you. Perhaps the One inside me knows. This my friends is one of my favorite poems I hope you enjoy it....Have you ever had that moment with someone right then and there you knew there was so much more that you wanted to know about them and you realize how little time you have to learn.Like for for that second you begun to understand them more than you ever have and your intrigued. Ok so here goes lets just get this out in the open and off my chest.I Do Not Like Feeling Used.My feelings are really hurt right now.I am a real person with real emotions so please treat me like it.Do befriend me and then just push be away to the side like im not even here.If you need points and thats why yo

Purgatory
close your mind forget your hate drink until your numb falling down on your face smoke until your dumb lipstick collar for a dollar get a helping hand go home and wash for face ruler of the land slithering like a snake stepping on its tail a man wants everything takes him straight to hell hurry up and wash your face glitter and a smell in a chair assume your place it's your prison cell make your bed and sleep in it lay awake all night watching life pass you buy until Friday night slithering like a snake bringing it on home a man ruins everything he is in his hell I think lately I've been feeling ok I often stay awake til dawn and sing the night away I think i seen ya just the other day and I was wondering if you still feel that way I think about all those nights when you'd watch me play then wed make love 'til the light of day ill bet you didn't even know that I moved again I picked up my guitar and took that train you know the one that always

Help My Sweetie Level
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The Haters On This Site
Its funny how a site thats supposed to be set up for everybody to have a good time getting to know one another and socialize, can have so many people on here that get off on starting a bunch of bulls@#% on others peoples pages, inparticularly the "woman" on here, with people trying to tell them what they should and shouldn't have on their page or in their photo albums, when on some real rap all that is is jealousy and spite cause they either got turned down, rejected, hate all the attention someone else gets all that simple minded dumbs%&#*!!! They can monitor whats "NSFW" pics, but not monitor these simple ass haters on here that have some of the most beautiful and cool woman on the site wanting to delete their profiles, thats crazy!!!

Stupid People
For anyone that reads this...this may make me look like the bad guy, is he not in the wrong as well? Comment are greatly appreciated! (sorry for all the extra stuff headers and what not) Hide header Date: Fri, 09 Nov 2007 10:10:47 -0700 From: Size: 5 KB To: fu1313918@fubar.com Reply-To: Hmmm yeah that is what I thought. See maybe you should learn to talk to someone first, before you just start mouthing off. Not everyone is "like you" or thinks like you...obviously you have not figured that out. Just because someone grows up around "white people"( as you put it) does not mean that they have "forgotten" whatever it is that you seem to think that people forget. I am proud of who I am. I am a mother, educated, and self sufficient ... on top of that very happy with every aspect of my life. You have shown your ignorance and intollerance of the differences that we have in this world. Come on, we live in the world largest melting pot...or do you not know that.?? Yo

Is "he" Really Out There,somewhere?
Have you ever loved someone so much that fear takes control of every emotions. Fear of loving. Fear of losing that felling of floating on air. Fear of one day hearing the words…goodbye… How can love & fear be twisted in one so that you can't even tell them apart. Maybe, loving means risking everything for that one person who makes you feel larger then life. I feel that with you, fear. Fear of feelings I promised myself I would not feel again. Fear of giving myself to be hurt again. Fear of saying goodbye and never loving again. Where do I go from here? Do I let my fear of not being enough drive me away? Do I let go now and let fear win? Do I hold on and allow fear to drive you away? Or do I hold on and shut fear out and know that real love will win? Whatever path our love leads us down one thing I know is true. Your love had made me realize what it is to love so much that fear takes control. Whether that is good or bad remains to be seen. Love knows no

Writings
Sexy Comments Galore! October 2007 Well it took me a while, but im back again. i just moved from harrisburg, to a little town up north called HALIFAX ) just this side of the Schuykill county line. its nice quiet & a great place to start over, which is what i needed after the first half of the year. To all my CHILDREN, i haven't forgotten you, even tho you may have me; but i have been working on some new photo albums (which will be up by the end of the month) and some new writings, (which will also be up by months end). i have also been working on a demo CD as well as an indipendant VIDEO production, so suffice to say i have been a busy little gal since i was last blogging. August 24, 2007 ODE TO MOTHERHOOD (parts 1,2 & 3) ODE TO MOTHERHOOD .. PART I - CHERISH THY MOTHER Last Friday, the 17th of August, my mother would have been 91 years old. Sadly she passed away in November of 1989, when I was 21. I lost a best friend when that happened, but something more

Lust
Who gave Yourself to the death of the Cross to save sinners, look upon me, most lustful of all sinners .and I did love him with every inch of my flesh burning with his fingertips and the sound of his voice My body upon his made me feel angelic and his kisses; so seductive upon my neck to my lustful lips it started so easy as he held me tight against his frame but as the candle dimmed his breath hastened as he touched me my eyes shut tight with the biting of my lip tasting blood as he kissed his way above my heart the paleness of my ample breasts stained pinkish blush his tongue surrounding the stone buds as I whimpered softly hands all around my curves as if sculpting the glass of wine the scent of the vineyard arousing his cravings as the kisses dwelled down the slope of my midriff to a decadent yet mysterious valley candy raindrops softly reflecting off the folds as he explored taking into him that which I hold sacred and cherished and oh God did he touch with such

Away For A Few More Days!
Just wanted everyone to know I am doing much better! I have been away for a couple of weeks...had to help a friend out with some house sitting. Since I have been gone, I decided to take a mini-vacation with my daughter. I will be back on Wednesday. Thanks to all my friends who wrote and left comments. I love each and everyone of you dearly!!! I look forward to chatting with ya'll Wednesday...Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend! Oh yeah, and to The One..you know who you are..Lots of Kisses!! Hugs to all..miss you lots!

Funny Stuff
Things Men Need to Know 1. The reason our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually CHANGE our underwear. 2. The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet bowl. 3. If we're watching football with you, it's not bonding. We're watching because of the butts. 4. If the truth hurts, ask us those ego-sensitive questions on your payday. 5. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie. 6. Don't fret if you find out that the postman delivers more than once a day. 7. Please don't drive when you're not driving. 8. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime. 9. Our bedtime headaches are inversely proportional to the number of baths that you take. 10. If you were really looking for an honest answer you wouldn't ask in bed. 11. The next time you joke about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused by rubberneck

Jam On Toast
I hope everyone is having a wonderful Holiday season. Things are looking pretty good on this end. I just found work a couple of weeks ago and I'm enjoying being productive once again. I've noticed that I'm feeling much better about myself and I feel like things are turning around for me. I want to thank everyone who's stuck by me through my darkest and kept reminding me there was light waiting for me at the end of the tunnel. I'm lucky that it wasn't a train coming at me lol. Merry Christmas (or whatever particular holiday you celebrate this time of year) I just want to let everyone know, why i haven't been myself today...today would have been my dad's 51st b-day...so i just have the added reminder today that he isn't with us anymore. I apologize for me being a bit down today, and i'm sure i'll be back to being my typical self again tomorrow. I apologize for any inconvience this may cause. Have a great day! Hey ya'll... i just want to thank all of my friends on here who did an

Going Home Soon
Ill be going back to va like the first week on dec im so happy i finally get to leave here i do feel kinda bad fro everyone else left here but it is my time to come home ill let ya know once im back and all set up i will post a new blog

The Heart Has A Mind Of Its Own
Sometimes it amazes me that we can be rational in our minds but our hearts seem to be the ones in charge. I know he is not good for me anymore and that loving him hurts more each day but my heart just won't let me stay away.

Veteran
Sunday is Veteran's Day. On Monday, everyone gets a day off from work, banks arec losed, and most people will sleep in. I will not. I will get up at five and go for my run. Then I will call my Father around 6:30. I will say; "Thanks for serving Dad. Happy Veteran's Day." He'll say much the same back to me. I have about 20 of these calls to make, plus a few emails for those that are still active. In Seattle, there's no parade, no special recognition, as far as I know there's not even a John Wayne movie on TV this weekend. As a soldier I was shot at, cursed, spit on, written off, poisioned, relied upon, underestimated, tested, allowed to grow, and occasionally even thanked. As a veteran I've been cursed, spit on, threatened, ignored, and occasionally even thanked. I don't sleep much. I often don't get along with people. I have flashbacks and nightmares. I have PTSD and am a disabled veteran because of it. I'm pretty much ok with all of that, because I se

I Need Some Advice!!!!
I have been seeing this guy for the last 4 months and then two weeks ago he started acting a bit strange and now I havent seen him in over a week. I don't cheat but I am interested in someone else and I dont know what to do. How can he be my man if he doesnt come to see me or reply to any of the messages that I text him? I really care about him but i dont feel that I should just let him string me along!! What should I do?? Help me out please!!!!!!!!!

Surviving Deployment 7
Ten Commandments for Military Wives 1.Thou shalt not write in ink in thy address book. 2.Thou shalt not covet choice assignments or other branches of service. 3.Love thy neighboor ('tis easier if thou livest on a corner). 4.Honor thy Commissary and Exchange as long as they both shall live. 5.Thou shalt not ridicule a local politician, for mightly senator's from local politician's grow. 6.Thou shalt look for the best in every assignment even though the best may be "Most Childhood Diseases in One Year" or "Record Snow in One Months Time". 7.Thou shall remember all thy friends from all thy assignments with greetings at Christmas, for thou never knowest when thou may wish to spendeth a night with them while enroute to a new post. 8.Be kind and gentle to retired, white-haired Exchange and Commissary costumers, because thou too will be a retiree someday. 9.Thou shalt not curse thy husband when he is TDY on moving day. 10.Thou must never arrive at a new

Life
WHERE EVER YOU GO , WHERE EVER YOU ARE , NO MATTER HOW FAR, YOU ARE IN MY HEART, YOU ARE IN MY MIND, ILL TAKE YOU WITH ME, THROUGH THE DEPTHS OF TIME, ILL WALK YOU THREW THE GOOD TIMES AND BAD YOU CAN LEAN ON ME WHEN YOU ARE SAD ILL OPEN MY DOOR WHENEVER YOUR COLD GIVE YOU A HUG SO YOU KNOW YOU ARE LOVED BE THERE FOR YOU WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS COMFORT YOU WHEN YOU HAVE WENT THREW HELL SHOW YOU THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN LIFE THAN THE ASSHOLES THAT BROKE YOUR HEART SO JUST KNOW YOU ALWAYS HAVE ME WHEN YOU ARE AT THE END OF THAT BROKEN ROAD CAUSE I AM YOUR FRIEND.. THIS IS FOR MY GIRL, CRYSTAL.. ILL ALWAYS BE HERE FOR YOU .. LOVE YOU GIRL

Random Crap
Why the hell is it soo hard to find a bi girl who lives in Jersey and is interested in meeting me? http://www.nbc10.com/news/15202228/detail.html?rss=phi&psp=news I've been thinking about this for a while, and I've finally decided to go ahead and do it. I'm going to hold a FuBar auction! Anyone who wants to be a participant,: just send me a message and let me know which picture you would like to represent you, and what you are offering the winning bidder. I WILL NOT be taking any percentage of the winnings, I am only holding this auction for the fun of it. The minimum bid is 15k. LET'S GO HAVE SOME FUN!!! here is a glimpse of some of the auctionees

Great Tune
WHEN I'M GONE [written by Brian Vander Ark] Another question Hangs in midair. There's an answer, I know it's out there. Will anyone be aware When confetti falls on my empty chair? Like a one, two punch, A surprise attack come at dawn. Will they miss me when I’m gone? Everyday, The search seems necessary. A final play, A desperate hail mary. There's so many things that I may have missed. I hope the answer is as simple as this. Will my friends be brave 'Till someone plays my favorite song? Will they miss me when I’m gone? Take a minute from their lives one by one, And remember everything I had done? And everything I’d been? Or will the world just spin on and on? Will they miss me when I’m gone?

What Wrong With This Site
I came on to this site to make friends. Because a friend said this site was cool. But guess what she was wrong!! This site has people that only care about how many points they can get, or I got lots of friends. I bet they don't even know over half the friends they have are even talk to them. So tell me if I'm right or wrong.

(heros On Fubar)
~My hero's folder(hero's on fubar) video please take the time to watch this~ Make video montages at www.OneTrueMedia.com ~ These are the hero's from the video please go show them some love for Veterans Day~ thelatinromeo77@ fubar Jesse RL husband to Hillary ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar soldierboy2007@ fubar armyssg@ fubar Soldier1977@ fubar Foxy

Lest We Forget
IN FLANDERS FIELDS the poppies blow Between the crosses row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below. We are the Dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved and were loved, and now we lie In Flanders fields. Take up our quarrel with the foe: To you from failing hands we throw The torch; be yours to hold it high. If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields.

The Fool
Singer : Gilbert Montagné Song & Lyrics : Gilbert Montagné No, no don't let me play the fool Cause I really can't love you by the rules For my love is sweet and free No, no don't let me play the fool For this thing you ask oh it's so cruel Can't you see it isn't me What you ask of me is just to be your clown Someone you can lead about and show around Why make of our love a children's puppet show Can't I simply love you in the way I know What I ask of you is not to turn away Listen to the words that I am trying to say Our love could be a new adventure in the way I now Cause I love you love you love you love you No, no don't let me play the fool Cause I really can't love you by the rules For my love is sweet and free No, no don't let me play the fool For this thing you ask oh it's so cruel Can't you see it isn't me All I want from you is a little sympathy Try to understand who it would be for me All my hopes and dreams would now be bound and tied Any ho

Little Johnny
One day Little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out. He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny closed the door. After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny. He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going at it behind her. Dad yelled, 'Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!' Little Johnny replied, 'It's not so funny when its your mom is it?!'

Bed Sheets
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, w

Downraters
I so need to bitch again..lmfao Ok so I can understand that everyone has different tastes and not everyone finds me as drop dead gorgeous as the men on my page..LMFAO JK JK JK...LMFAO I kill me.. Anyway, but I think that ppl should have to have a default pic to be albe to rate you. This person rated me a 2 or sumthin so I went to his page and he had no pics..LOL WTF So I said, if your gonna downrate at least have balls to post a pic. Then I rated him a 11. LMFAO My grammy says kill them whit kindness... Ok so Im dont bitchin. Just gout outta the hottub and my ass is feelin great. Have a great afternoon.. Peace..MsMaine PS..If you noticed that I have changed y locatin again today, I am playin this game called where is the world is MsMaine...Everyday I will change my location and if you guess the right one youll get 1000fu-buck. Ok I will post more info in a new blog. PEACE...MWAH

Awesome!
Somebody Misses You Somebody misses your smile, the hugs and kisses you share. The warmth in your heart, the Love in your eyes, the way you listen and care.. Somebody misses your laughter, reassuring,kind and sincere. The touch of your hand, the sound of your voice, and the comfort of knowing you're there.. Somebody misses the majic of the wonderful things that you do. The secrets you hold, the dreams that you reveal, the way you make wishes come true.. Somebody waits for tomorow; another day closer to when: The hoping is ended. The wishing is over. and somebody holds you again. This poem is for the one Truly Love with all my heart and soul. She knows who she is..

Cb Weekend
well, it's a three and a half day weekend... so, I've decided to wear my chastity belt all weekend... that's right, no stroking, just being teased and unable to do much about it. this weekend will include a lot of being out and about getting the car worked on, a road trip from DC to Philly, and possibly a play date. so, it should be an interesting weekend of straining erections. wheeee... wish me luck. anyone want to join me and hold onto the key for me? -weg- saturday update: ok, so, when i'm not being directed by someone i have no will power. 8-(

Where In The World Is Msmaine~
Ok..so this is how its goin to go. Every other day startin Sunday Nov.11, I am goin to changin my location and if sumone guesses the right location you will win 1000 fu~bucks. If no one guesses the right location the money will roll over to the next day I change my location. As for guessin, you are just goin to have to trust me, most you know that I'm a pretty honest person. I am going to write the locations on a sheet of paper and I will have all the locations picked out. So I guess if sumone dont trust me I could scan the list and show them, but I will cover all the other ones so that person cant tell others. LMFAO IM SO CRAZY..LOL Anywany, it was a crazy idea I came up with and thought it would be fun. So I will be startin the first contest on Sunday. What you can do is send me a private message and in the subject please put "WHERE IN THE WOLD IS MSMAINE". I would like to have all guess's before noon time. That would be 12pmEST on the day of hte contest. I will po

My Vents & Bs
ARE WE ALL IN HIGH SCHOOL STILL?? WHAT IS IT WITH "SO CALLED FRIENDS"?? HELL MAYBE I AM JUST IN A "MOOD" BUT THIS BLOG I READ EARLIER WENT RIGHT THROUGH ME... I GUESS CAUSE IT IS DIRECTED TOWARDS A CLOSE FRIEND, BUT FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH....I HAVE TO PUT MY 2 CENTS IN... THE " " CAME DIRECTLY FROM THE BLOG... AND MY FEELINGS ON IT... I don't know how you all feel but the word HATE is a strong word to me.. as is LOVE... I HATE NO ONE... DISLIKE YES, BUT NOT HATE!!! ~~WHEN I SAY I LOVE SOMEONE I MEAN IT.. I DON'T JUST THROW THAT WORD AROUND TO EVERY TOM, DICK, HARRY, JANE, OR SUE.. ~~I DO LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS, BUT THERE ARE SOME THAT I TRULY LOVE AND CHERISH THEIR FRIENDSHIP (MALE AND FEMALE) ~~THESE FRIENDSHIPS MEAN THE WORLD TO ME!!! IT HAS TOOK TIME AND COMMUNICATION, TRUST, CHALLENGES, LIFE, BS, YOU NAME IT... FOR THESE FRIENDSHIPS TO DEVELOPE INTO SOMETHING SPECIAL... ~~NOW WHY WOULD SOMEONE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS??? WHY WOULD THIS HURT SOMEONE FEELINGS?? ~

Random....i Love These
$20.00 Sometimes we just need to be reminded! A well-known speaker started off his seminar by: holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we ma

Fugly!
Friend of mine at work today told another co-worker I was bein kinda mean to him...Course he was kidding with me........So I told him every time I look at you it pisses me off!...Doesn't it piss you off every time you look in the mirror??........LMAO

Darcell, Military Mom
God willing my son will be leaving Iraq March 28, He had a bomb explode near him a few months ago and was injured with sharpnel in his side and a ruptured ear drum. He is suffering from severe headaches. He also aquired a fractured right had a month ago... but soon he gets to come home.. I can't tell you how excited I am... yea! I think sometimes... It makes you wonder... if this war is ever going to be over.... if it is at all appreciated by those we are trying to help.. I am proud of all the men and women that give their time and lives to try to make a difference there...and to the familys that are without them.... Thanks for the Service and Support

About Me
I love music all kinds from the extremly weird to the all not to out there. It doesn't take someone smart to see that my music list on my list is here as well as there. Music fules my soul I dont know what I would do with out it. I love to listen to stuff that is mainly underground music. Stuff you most likely will not hear on the radio. Sometimes I'm in the mood for something kind of dark yet danceable so I put on Blutengle, Combichrist, Hocico, Depeche Mode, Synthetic Divison if I want to rock out I put on Bella Morte or 23 Rainy days, Iron Butterfly, Ozzy and so forth, Lately in my car I have been listing to The Buena Vista Social Club ( Cuban music) as well as the Dresdon Dolls (punk Cabaret) The Ditty Bops ( a bit of sixties music with a bit of swing to it) or some other style of music. It's not uncommon to see me in the car singing The Nightmare Before Christmas or Elton John. Lately the child has gotten into Queen and other great things such as David Bowie. If you read this blo