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LifeThis is definately a rough time of year. Thursday 11-15-07 will be 1 year ago that my 1/2 sister lost her fight with brain cancer. It was rough for a while I wasn't super close with her the past year but when I was younger I was and just the guilt of letting stupid shit let us not be close was rough.I was standing beside her when she passed away and I thought that would have bothered me but it actually helped because she went peaceful after a long day of a horrible breathing sound and her being in a coma type state. Anyways we have the same father is how were related and I'm very close and very very much admire my dad and its just been so hard seeing him break down he still cries soo often and I know its just going to be so hard on him this week.Hes 74 yrs old I'm just not sure how much more heartache he can handle.
On 11-27-07 it will make 2 yrs since my mother in law passed away suddenly and unexsplained.My husband has said a few things lately out of the blue so I know its weighin
Bill Cosby...one On One (nbc)Bill Cosby and Alvin F. Poussaint, M.D.
12:53 p.m. ET, Sun., Oct. 14, 2007
MR. TIM RUSSERT:
For the last half century he has performed on television, in the movies and on stage. For the last three years he has traveled the country listening to and talking with the black community.
MR. BILL COSBY: I want you to go back to parenting. You young men, when you get married and you have children, youve got to parent. Youve got to be parents.
MR. RUSSERT: In this new book, Come On, People: On the Path from Victims to Victors, he tackles controversial and complicated issues such as the plight of the black family, black on black violence, high school dropout rates, the need for parental responsibility and more. With us, entertainer and activist Bill Cosby, and his co-author, Dr. Alvin F. Poussaint, professor of psychology at Harvard Medical School. Cosby and Poussaint, only on MEET THE PRESS.
But first this morning, we take a break from our coverage of po
Fubarthinking about deleting fubar and lounge all together... dont know what in hell is going on but its hard for me right now... if you want to talk to me text me @ 540-238-7889... i am going to think about deleting fubar account and lounge for a week... i will come back on at the end of the week and let ya'll know for sure what i am going to do sorry ya'll i am going to be gone alittle bit longer on fubar... when i get back i send e1 comments n rate their pics if they have new ones... talk to ya'll later... happy new year and hope to holla at ya later i might be deleting my fubar account... havent decided yet... tired of all the drama i am getting from my family and my sons father... its to damn fuckin hard to keep up with lounges while being sick and trying to watch a baby... now if i had help here during the day that would be different... i will keep ya'll posted on my decision
Mean Moms . Thank You Mom . Love You .Mean Moms
Someday when my children are old enough to
understand the logic that motivates a parent,
I will tell them, as my Mean Mom told me:
I loved you enough to ask where you were
going, with whom, and what time you would
be home.
I loved you enough to be silent and let you
discover that your new best friend was a
creep.
I loved you enough to stand over you for two
hours while you cleaned your room, a job that
should have taken 15 minutes.
I loved you enough to let you see anger,
disappointment, and tears in my eyes.
Children must learn that their parents aren't
perfect. I loved you enough to let you assume
the responsibility for your actions even when
the penalties were so harsh they almost broke
my heart.
But most of all, I loved you enough to say NO
when I knew you would hate me for it. Those
were the most difficult battles of all. I'm glad
I won them, because in the end you won, too.
And someday when you
Destiny,"Destiny is not a matter of chance,
it is a matter of choice.
It is not a thing to be waited for,
it is a thing to be achieved."
Stupid PeopleOk so here's something else that really irritates me...
It really irks me when someone runs their mouth without knowing what they are really talking about first.
Now I'm sure I am guilty of doing this a time or two, but I (at least) have learned that it is best to hear the other person out before freaking out.
Unfortunately there are more people out there that have failed to learn that small lesson in life. So, they continue to bitch and bluster about, only to look the jackass when the truth finally does smack them in the face.
Now I would much rather feel a tiny bit assinine for not understanding the situation and having it be explained to me, than feel like a complete jackass when I am proven completely wrong. Call me crazy if you will.
I just wish others would take the time to hear the sides of a situation before jumping aboard the bandwagon for either side. Make informed decisions people, don't just dive in head first without looking first. I mean seriously. Ya know
Oh WowOk so I was just givin out 10's today like they were going out of style and julio gave me a 5 back at first I was like oh fuck no but then again I was like thanks no one is a perfect 10 anyhow and 5 works lol at least I think so it just means I'm in the middle and well no sweat off my boobs lol i'm ok I'm over it so thanks julio ur the best hun really .......lol whatever
Sex Quotes My First Blog1. The last fight we had was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"
2. In the beginning God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then neither God nor man has rested.
3. My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last week it took four state troopers and a dog.
4. Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-laws.
5. Young son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.
6. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
7. How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free.
8. If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
9. Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late."
10. Women will never be eq
ImagineJust imagine... If the indians had shot a cat instead of a turkey, we would all be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!!
Funny Stuuf Sent To Me By Friends!!Driving Rules For Louisville, Kentucky
1. You must learn to pronounce the city name. It is "Loo-vull"
2. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Louisville has its own version of traffic rules.... the truck with the loudest exhaust goes next at a 4-way stop. The truck with the biggest tires goes after that. (Note: Blue haired ladies driving anything have right of way anytime.)
3. To find anything in Louisville it is required that you know where the "Old Sears Building" is... which is the Alpha and Omega. The beginning and the end.
4. The morning rush hour is from 6:00 to 10:00. The evening rush hour is from 3:00 to 7:00. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning.
5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out and possibly shot.
6. You must know that "Jefferson Freeway", "Gene Snyder Freeway", "I-265", and "841" are all the same road.
7. Construction is a permanent fixture in Louisville. The barrels are moved around in the
LifeI believe that our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.
no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.
just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.
you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.
either you control your attitude, or it controls you.
money is a lousy way of keeping score.
sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.
it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometime you have to learn to forgive yourself.
no matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief.
the people you care about mostin life are taken from you much too soon.
Ilife is more precious t
Thoughts And StuffOne of these days, I will remember not to believe anything my son or daughter-in-law say concerning bringing my grandson out for a visit.
Granted, I do live some distance from their home, and well, a six mile drive is a bit much to expect.
Well, Merry Christmas.... In a frigging pigs eye! Alright, being a normal red blooded male human (or at least that is my present incarnation.) I do have a fondness for the female form.
However, a line has to be drawn somewhere. My preference would be in the film industry.
I am not saying get rid of nudity altogether, but don't just put tits and ass in a movie in the hopes of getting a larger audience. Consider some of the classic movies of all time, such as Casablanca, Key Largo, any of the Bogart and Bacall movies actually.
You never saw an inch of skin, yet, her sex appeal was not to be denied. It did not take nudity to give her that, but talent, and the fact that she was a classic beauty. Even in her old age, Lauren Bacall was so
Friends Who Might Not BeFriends who you keep out of site and mind seem to be not far behind. When you seem down and low they are there with their problems in tow. When you need them to be near, then they run away in fear. Why you ask do they abonden me and here's your answer plain to see.
You are only as useful as the answers you supply, but when its you in dispair and ready to cry, they turn their backs and take flight. For you are no more than a source of answers for them in their time of need, on you of which they feed.
You are denied a bite, so quickly take flight. Run away as fast as you can, to the abandoned land. Do not show your face for awhile and see which ones come looking for you with a smile. Those are the true friends you should keep, so remember look past skin deep.
*Remember this as you choose your friends and when you get rid old one's!!*
Life Or Something Like It 15It is a beautiful day! The sun is shining and it is 69 degrees outside! Having fantastic sex last night kind of helps too! ;) I got to talk to my love for a long time today. He is so special to me and me to him. We have a very special bond.
So far no drama on the home front. That is a huge plus! Both boys so far have had no trouble this week but it is early! I am not sure I want to hold my breath waiting for something to happen!
My friend Melissa is in a contest that started last night and she needs everyone to leave just one comment. Only one. Hard part is you have to be friends with the person holding the contest first to be able to vote. Easy if you just take the time. We want her to win!
My son had a hair appointment for today but decided he didn't want to have his hair cut. I had to call and cancel the appointment. I wonder if his new little girl friend has something to do with it???? Hmmm? My other son decided to shave his own hair last night and he i
Fusista'sNeeding help leveling Fusistas! Rate their pics and stash. They help us, so lets help then. First, TxMom of 5 needs 152,434 points to make Insider. I know it can take a couple to a few months with no help as I was recently there. So lets help our girls out!
Txmom of 5 f~~Fusista' and Club Far@ fubar
And then we also have another, leggs, needing 140,707 to level to Fuberlord. It only gets worse to level as you get at higher levels.
co/mngr Fusista's*Stiletto Girls*Club FAR*@ fubar
And also, Chickie Momma. She is in need of 130,858 to Fuberlord as well.
~ Chickie Momma 2nd Co-Manager of Fusista's bombing and leveling crew~JDub's Wifey~
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Fuck You BarbaraIts `Renee. Your other granddaughter, and I use that term lightly, ok well actually never. I would like to thank you for emailing my sister, because now she sees you for the piece of shit liar that you truly are! Who in the hell do you think you are feeding her some bullshit story like that!? How dare you even think to speak of my mother, keep her name from your fucking mouth! You don`t have the money in yet, its been what 5 yrs? You fed my sister and myself bullshit saying you wanted to help us, only when I hung up the phone I called you on that crap and knew I would never hear from your sorry ass again. We know you never sent shit because my sister and I are the ones who snooped around when we were younger. You and your precious baby boy never did shit for us and never planned on it either, if he`s so great he would have never slapped my mother in the face. And if you were so great with guys you would have never dated a piece of shit guy that beat you up leading to your other sons de
Kiari's General BlogWell I got to see the empty child episode of the new Doctor Who Last night with the official 9th Doctor. I really liked it and it held true to the standard form of the older doctor who. I give4 it an A++ and will definantly bee watching for further episodes.
here are pictures from the new season (in my stash is a link to the episode guide for this season and one for all the OLD Doctor Who episodes all the way back to the first one )
Hell-o All
To all the family and friends of Rattpack9 LEAVE ME ALONE!!! If you persist in messaging me commenting on me and viewing me I WILL report Ratt for 3rd party harrasment which is a violation of the protection order, and I will block you as I have done him.Also the Lot of you need to learn how to spell, punctuate and learn grammer. Yall are an illiterate bunch of people. I am saving all messages you are sending and saving screen shots of the visits to my profile with time and date stamp. All of you and mike need to MOVE ON. I will NEVER get
Kiari's Psychology Bloghell-o readers
I am 28 (soon to be 29) and a singer Mother of one 8 year old boy (but His father is in His life still)
I am moderatly disabled due to several mental disorders.I am Bi-Polar/with psychotic episodes (onset was age 16 where I had a psychotic episode which cause a total mental melt down), I have OCD (onset of my awareness of it was about age 12 I count steps, do things in sets of 5, lock unlock doors, open and close doors eat in patterns and with many daily rituals), I have PTSD (onset and cause was at age 13 was raped, I have flash backs and I disociate), I have ADHD, I have EDNOS (onset about 12 eating Disorder Not otherwise specified, meaning I binge & purge, Starve, over exersize, obsess about my weight, chew & spit, night eat{while being asleep}),I am a Cutter/burner (onset about age 13), I am Suicidal (have made over 8 attempts: slit wrists, pills, hanging, shooting, etc.), I am a recovering Drug and alcohol abuser (used to be addicted to crack, speed, ice, coke,
My Birthday....I just wanted to THANK everyone for the b-day comments, drinks, cards and pics you sent for my b-day. You made it a very good one and i am glad to have met all of you. Thanks Again.....Chaz
Other Placesin another time
another place
the clock is ticking
winding down my time
tick tock
another day
another hour
time passes me by
ever so slowly
time has no dimension
no fear
time gos
wherever it wants
in another time
a life will be born
one full of life
tick tock
the clock is winding down
for me
its in another place
for you
other palces
Kiari's Diet (ww) BlogWell The thanksgiving 4 day event went well with me being sucessful in not over eating and stearing clear of the really unhealthy foods. Was able to sneak off a few times to purge thank god or heaven knows how fat I would have gotten. At my weigh in after all this I had only gained 2 lbs (UGH) Could have been worse I supose but it sure as hell could have been better. Well its Restrict restrict restrict time. Fasting is the name of the game to get back on track. Well next week is turkey week, plus got mom and dad comming into town sooo its going to be a bad week diet wise. I cant get away with my usual habits parents are tooo wise to them. GRR ooh well I will just have to fast after they leave and then restrict restrict restrict after that.
Good luck to all the others out their dieting on this dificult week be strong be safe
and remeber nothing tastes as good as thin feels
Breast CancerA favor to ask, it only takes a minute....
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Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Breast Cancer site is having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman. It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on 'donating a mammogram' for free (pink window in the middle).
This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors /advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate mammogram in exchange for advertising.
Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know.
http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/
AGAIN, PLEASE TELL 10 FRIENDS TO TELL 10 TODAY
Already 2 Months Oldits amazing how time fly's with you have a child. its like just yesterday i was still pregnant!!! so my daughter, Rylee, will be 2 months old this saturday, Nov. 17, 2007... she is currently 8 weeks and 1 day old!! (Nov. 13, 2007). when she was born she was 5 lb's 5 oz and only 18 inch's long, now she's around 9 lb's and over 22 inch's long!! they grow so fast, she's getting soooo heavy too.. i call her my little brick, cause sometimes she's dead weight!!! lol she's starting to fight sleep a lot, and now she has her nights and days mixed up! it sucks, but i got to work with her to get her on the right track! i love her soooooooo much it ain't funny, i never thought i could love so much it hurts!!!
Anyone Interestedim wondering why i am so bored..aight yall(my friends on here) should give me a call...yall got my number
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Yeah, so...since I'm about 20 minutes away from missing my train, and Brian shows no signs of waking up (and I have NO clue where the Metro station is, so I can get to the Amtrak station), it looks like I'll be making phone calls here in a little bit to tell my family I won't be home in the morning, lol. You're feeling just a bit constrained by recent circumstances and that is provoking a desire to break out of your old habits or routines. Make sure not to overdo it -- you want some continuity, right?
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I'm feeling just a bit of pain in my ankle, lol. And what kind of continuity can I possibly strive
Horror And TerrorThis guy wrote books of horror that would curl your hair and thenm some, he wrote about spacial beings
or things that would come out of the corners of walls or ceilings called Hounds. Hounds of Tindalos. also being that would steal your dreams or something called nightmares or whatever. I played the roleplaying game which is better played by candle light or even flashlight on a rainY night.i even read some of the books he wrote and hard times sleeping wondering if the nightmares would come kidnap me lol which was another thing they do. Elders who were here before the earth was ours lived here and they were the elder gods who roamed here which was what HP Lovecraft wrote about.
some of the movies you can look up:
Dagon
Dunwich Horror
House of re-Animator
many more
Books:
Dunwich Horror
At the Mountains of madness
Cthulhu
The Necronomicon
others look up Lovecraft on Google
Relaspemy memory missed me
swinging through my head
bouncing off the walls
ending nowhere
emptiness all around
confusion sets in
the twists and turns
evolves me
explores me
a life left behind
a life beginning
my mind makes me see whats oblivious to everyone else
my mind is a fake
its made to run
its made to confuse
take my mind from me
erase my memory
Gettin Readyok im makin a trip to the chicago area in a week or two to do some tattoo work on some friends.so if u want to b added to the list of tattoos i have to do hit me up with what u want where u want it n how big u want it...then we'll talk price..tim yep a live remote from westside tattoos in milwaukee wisconsin...we'll b rock stars without the money lol keep u all posted
Original WorksCant fly with broken wings
Nor can you lie about everything
Deceiver, your head is a war zone
Dont know enough to leave well enough alone
Deceiver, breeder of hatred
Lack of common sense puts your soul to bed
Cant make a non-believer believe
And youll never take away the web youve weaved
Deceiver, your head is a war zone
Dont know enough to leave well enough alone
Deceiver, your eyes tell the truth
Though youre a good liar, youre not bulletproof
You dont know, the price of your sins
Cant believe how low youd go just to win
Deceiver, your head is a war zone
Dont know enough to leave well enough alone
Deciever, breeder of hatred
Lack of common sense puts your soul to bed
Longing for something that never existed
Find myself on this road, unpaved and twisted
Walkin forever, no destination
Dont care where I go, got no expectations
Slipping away
1 QuestionIf you love someone enough to let them go because its what they want,Do they ever really come back?I ask this because of the saying "If you love someone let them go and if they come back their yours forever" just wondering if it has ever really happened to anyone.
Something Worthwhile For A ChangeA friend of mine in Florida has a son. Her son's name is Aaron and he is a hero! He has started his own organization to help free the children of the world from parasitic worms that invade their poor little bodies from incomprehensible living conditions. He was recently invited to show CNN his story and they have decided to have him as a finalist in CNN Hero's. If he wins, his organization will recieve $25,000 towards helping his cause. You can visit the voting page at the link below as well as take a look at his video. The video explains what it is that he does and what his mission is. All he needs to win is a vote! One second from each of our lives to place a check mark next to his name at the voting page. There is no limit on votes, how many you can place or how many per day or anything, so if you feel like sitting there and giving him a HUGE FUBAR vote bomb, I am sure he and "his kids" would truly appreciate the effort. Please people spread the word about this. It is a v
SoonFor all those wondering that have 4gotten....
i will be back soon....
im hoping i still have my friends.....
i guess i will see......
but any hoe....
or is that anyhow....
grrrrrrr...no matter.......
dropp me a line or 2 i do check now and then....
i just dont do the comment thing nomore
cuz if anyone knows me u know i love to make my own then to just pick and send from where ever...
ok gotta go.....
Love ya all.....
Tongue....
ooh and 2 someone else behave
and u will get yurs.....soon....
I Want To KnowI WANT TO KNOW
I want to know how you love
I want to know how you want to be loved
I want to know the very essence
Captured in your mind and soul
Do you have a tender heart so meek and mild
Or is your heart one full of
Rage
Hurt
Pain and hunger for my reality
I WANT TO KNOW YOU
I want to know who you are
I want to know who you want to be
I want to see and partake in your dreams
If your second world will allow me
It's okay to let your barriers down
I will be gentle and sensitive
With your fragile heart and antique mind
Allowing you that freedom of expression
Freeing you from any suppression that is within
I WANT TO KNOW YOU
I want to know how you feel
When my smile meets your eyes
When my lips connect with your mahogany face
I want to know how you truly feel
When you hear my voice rickashayin within your mind
Like the sound of the ocean captured in a shell
Is your heart warm
Does it yearn for my caress and gentle tug
I WANT T
Flight Roster (dj Schedule)OFFICIAL 2007 FOC RADIO PROGRAM GUIDE AND SCHEDULE
monday through friday (all times eastern)
6am - 9am: Open Air
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9am - Noon: Open Air
show description: Variety
Noon - 3pm: Critical Mass w/ DJ Foxy Bitch
show description: Join DJ Foxy Bitch for the best rock, rap, hip-hop, alternative, female rock and pop, techno, dance, and your requests as you hit critical mass!!
3pm - 6pm: Lolita's Asylum w/ DJ Gothic Lolita
show description: Are you ready to be locked in the asylum? The beautiful and sexy DJ Gothic Lolita brings you the 3 most eclectic hours on FOC radio, as she spins show tunes, movie tunes, rock, rap, gothic rock and metal, the best female rock, and your requests, if you ask nicely...lol! Always edge of your seat suspense.
6pm - 9pm: DJ Sass's Crazy Train w/DJ Sass
show description: Holla at your boy!! DJ Sass hits the FOC airwaves with the best old and new school rap and hip-hop, rock, and your requests. Jump aboard this
Naughty By NatureNaughty by Nature
She was a sexual freak
With bedroom like eyes
She was naughty by nature
So hot, and so fly
She had all the right moves
That would dazzle your mind
With all the right curves
So slender, and fine
She wore a hot sexy skirt
With a slit down the side
And you can see through her blouse
Leaving little to hide
She'll put heat in your passion
And bring hearts to a melt
Wearing nylons, and heels
And a black garter belt
She's a burning desire
All wrapped in one girl
So much thrill with excitement
She is one in this world
Such a sexual pleasure
That knows how to make love
And a wet ball of fire
Most men have dreamed of
Like dessert on a table
She's all yours tonight
And you'll soak in her love
Till the peak of sunlight
Naughty by Nature
She was a sexual freak
With bedroom like eyes
She was naughty by nature
So hot, and so fly
She had all the right moves
That would dazzle your mind
With all the right curves
So slender, and
Take My HandTake my hand and lead the way;
Tell me all you want to say.
Whisper softly in my ear,
All those things I want to hear.
Kiss my lips and touch my skin;
Bring out passions deep within.
Pull me close and hold me near;
Take away my pain and fear.
In the darkness of the night,
Be my beacon, shine your light.
In the brightness of the sun,
Show me that you are the one.
Give me wings so I can fly;
For I can soar when you`re nearby.
Enter my heart, break down the wall,
It's time for me to watch it fall.
I`ve been a prisoner, can`t you see?
Break my chains and set me free.
Strip me of my armor tight;
You'll find I won`t put up a fight.
Release my soul held deep within . . .
I`m ready now, let love begin.
BlogI found a song that perfectly describes what I want in a lover! Check it out!
Had this great camera, a Sony Cybershot W5 I received as a gift for doing rep work for Sony. But apparent, it and all the rechargeable batteries I've accumulated for it, all died at the same time. In the same week, I discovered that about 90% of my slides in the crawlspace were all fucked up by heat.....
Ooookay? I'm not sure if someone's trying to tell me something or not, but they can stick their message up their ass. I'm gettin another digi camera when I can afford it. Can't help it, I love photography.
One day I want to do an abstract monochrome project with the female body. You know, lots of intersecting lines and curves. Maybe a couple girls with tattoos? I've always had a great artistic love of the female body.
I really wanted to get some fall pics with all the colors but it doesn't look like I'll be doing that. Oh well...
BTW, I've loaded some of my photography at my myspace page
What Is ThisWhat Is This?
The face of disappointment reflects back from a blank screen,
Faded memories of a love that I had once before seen,
Foolish yes, foolish no, never really sure where this person wants to go.
I've given my best, I've given my all, and yet in return my heart's left
to
Fall.
A whim and on grace, it's torn from this place that I've hidden before.
I can't touch it, can't see it, but please still believe it?
What trusts must I be burdened to hold, while my heart grows so cold?
No hint of desire, no thoughts to conspire my reverence is forced to
behold.
Not captive, not free, what place would this be? Not heaven, not earth,
not
joy and not mirth,
Sheer terror and dread whirl 'round in my head.
No warm comforting kisses, no "I love you", no "I miss's"
Just bleed me, and lead me around on this string,
No consequences, no regrets, no thoughts of effects,
Nothing, but fading into shadowy absences.
What life is this? What place is this? What feeling is
KarmaMyRealKarma.com - Online Karma Test Click Here!
Anita, Your Karmic Alignment is: Optimistic!
Score: 12 In general, you tend to create poitive actions. You have a caring personality which gives you positive Karma. Every now and then you slip up and harvest negative Karma. But, all in all, you follow lines similar to the Monks on their way to enlightenment.
Would You For Me?Logs on the fire,
soft candles glow,
thinking of you,
my heart beating slow,
a place deep inside me,
where no pain can go,
a place I can hold you,
whenever I need so,
the touch of your skin,
your warm breath on my cheek,
I would walk through the darkness,
I would face the unknown,
I would die for one moment,
with you here with me,
I would give everything to be with you,
Would You For Me?
WetWetness does not always pertain to water
in an ocean, river or lake;
Sometimes it refers to how I feel
when I remember your embrace.
I only have to think of you
to remember me in your arms;
My legs quivering, my mouth moaning
I have fallen captive to your charms.
I long to feel your body on mine
to know the taste of satisfied love;
To lie quietly in your arms
we fit together like a hand to a glove.
You are the sweetheart of my life
you are my one sure bet;
You never have to wonder babe . . .
you can always keep me wet.
SomedaySomeday
Someday Ill learn just who I am.Someday Ill believe I can Endure the obstacles that hinder my plan Someday I wont feel like such a sham Someday Ill hold some kind of clout And not be filled with such self-doubt.Someday I wont feel so much pain And understand the soul Ill gain From every tortured brick Ive lain As I venture to stay sane Though demons continually pick my brain. Someday Ill wipe away the tears Someday Ill prove to all my peers That all my dreams are oh so near Someday my sky will be that clear That I can live without my fears.Someday Ill actually make him proud And bring my head below the clouds.Someday hell see my true self-worth That I deserve to walk this earth. Someday Ill have something to give Someday I will truly live The life that I pray so much forA life filled with so much more Someday Ill Someday
Can My Words Touch YouCan my words touch you
shake you so much you
begin to think
you shouldn't blink
cause you'll miss
the passion
of my Mental satin
smooth & slow
allow my flow
to saturate
inundate
satiate
I won't hesitate
to submerge myself
in the tunnels of
your mind
allow you to relax
totally unwind
close your eyes
feel my fingertips
trace the thickness
of your lips
your senses heighten
on every word
reading my whispers
you'll swear you've heard
the sound of my voice
felt the slip of my hand
invading your thoughts
taking command
gliding across
smooth, soft skin
opening your mind
letting myself in....
Just BecauseJust Because
Just because
one flower is picked from the garden
does not mean that,
the remaining flowers
are any less beautiful
Just because
one may find love
does not mean that
other's do not desire
or deserved to be loved as well
Just because
I say goodbye
does not mean
I want you to go
Just because
I turn and walk away
Does not mean that,
I want to leave
Just because
I am absent
from the room
does not mean
you are absent from my heart
Just because
I have left does not mean
that I shall not return
Fore, I shall
Just because
You've inspired me to
Write this peom to you today
does not mean that it is only today
that you have inspired me
Just because
you have read these words
and now understand
how much you mean to me
does not mean
I have accurately
expressed how I truly feel
Because there are no words
that could truly express
how much I love you
Just because
I have now ended this poem on paper
does
What Good Is LoveI waited for your love in hope,
That ours would come again,
And make me feel the things I felt,
When we were one, back then.
But time and distance have erased,
The things I wished anew,
And now I find myself alone,
Though I am here with you.
What good is love, that does not touch,
What good is love, that gives you pain.
What good is love, that makes you run,
And makes you lost out in the rain.
I traveled to another world,
Out far beyond the one we knew,
I thought that I could live again,
And now I find I'm back with you.
But what of hearts that beat as one,
And what of passion and embrace,
Is it too much to ask of you,
To make these tears of mine erase.
What good is love, that does not touch,
What good is love, that gives you pain.
What good is love, that makes you run,
And makes you lost out in the rain.
Too painful this - to journey back,
To times of love and laughter free,
The times we lay together with
A sense of you , a sense of me.
So now
Just BloggingHello everyone
First of all Brian and I would like to thank Everyone for adding us and to everyone that has Rated us so far.
Keep it coming guys, if you add, or fan or rate us we will do the same in return.
I would like to say that I've just added a really funny video, I hope you guys fine it just has funny as me and Brian did.
take care
Many thanks
Lisa and Brian
HEY peeps I now have lounge,so go in meet ppl, have fun.
Arr!A pirate does not ask for directions. He relies only on his gut feeling, a compass, or a treasure map.
Parrots are the preferred pirate companion. Monkeys are an acceptable substitute, unless they fling their feces at people. Then they are an awesome substitute.
When fishing, a pirate uses either a sword, a knife, or his bare hands. Use of a hook is only acceptable in the event the pirate is missing a hand.
Pirates shall always wear boots, except in the case of a peg leg. Then one boot is acceptable. Flip-flops are right out.
Pirates do not cry, except in the case of the loss of a shipload of rum.
When describing the size of a treasure, a pirate is required to exaggerate by at least 130%. Flowers are not treasure under any circumstances, unless said flowers are made out of gold.
A pirate shall never wear lipstick, nail polish, or capri pants. Actually, that kinda goes without saying.
No pirate shall discuss his feelings, unless his feelings include gutting a ma
By Popular Demand ! ! !As I been over whelmed by the response of making License's , and Trading Cards many of you have asked " well what about an NSFW Card " ? So, by popular demand I started to make them. Please note and be advised that these cards are not viewable by no means when i post them in my NSFW Cards Folder , so plzz do not request to see them by no means. And the reason i say this , it is to respect ppl's privacy on your part and especially theirs and mine.
If you would like any of my cards made for you , plzz contact me via Fubar mail.
I would also like to thank all the beautiful and great ppl I have met on here , and also thank everyone who has rated my pics and showed all the luv...So for all you beautiful ladies , lots of hugs and kisses , and guys...well..high fives huh , ^5's....lol
Jameswhy cant people stay out of other people bizness what we do is are promlem a;ll they are doing is causeing trouble for a lot of people you cant trust any one now days you think you know some one and they will fuck you over dont care how long you known them so yeah i am just now getting the hang of this site just need more people to rate me and buy drinks i will return faver thankx
Prayer For The DyingFearless people,
Careless needle.
Harsh words spoken,
And lives are broken.
Forceful ageing,
Help me i'm fading.
Heaven's waiting,
It's time to move on.
Crossing that bridge,
With lessons i've learned.
Playing with fire,
And not getting burned.
I may not know what you're going through.
But time is the space,
Between me and you.
Life carries on... it goes on.
Just say die,
And that would be pessimistic.
In your mind,
We can walk across the water.
Please don't cry,
It's just a prayer for the dying.
I just don't know what's got into me.
Been crossin' that bridge,
With lessons i've learned.
Playing with fire,
And not getting burned.
I may not know what you're going through,
But time is the space,
Between me and you.
There is a light through that window
...light through that window...
Hold on say yes, while people say no
Life carries on
I'm crossing that bridge,
With lessons i've learned....
I'm playing with fire,
And not getting burned
Mean Moms...Mean Moms
Someday when my children are old enough to
understand the logic that motivates a parent,
I will tell them, as my Mean Mom told me:
I loved you enough to ask where you were
going, with whom, and what time you would
be home.
I loved you enough to be silent and let you
discover that your new best friend was a
creep.
I loved you enough to stand over you for two
hours while you cleaned your room, a job that
should have taken 15 minutes.
I loved you enough to let you see anger,
disappointment, and tears in my eyes.
Children must learn that their parents aren't
perfect. I loved yo
Meka82love24Listen to my music as you search my file loving you lots meka82love24 lol....so what are your thoughts, drop a message or leave a comment lol!!! Give me some good news
This Is A Must Seeplease help me in wlcomeing my very dear freind 'mikadragon'..she is the best she is a very wonderful person
mikadragon@ fubar this is my friend and i would like evryone to please welcome him here ...he is not sure of what all to do ..so please stop by and help him get them points up .thank you..
this is my friend and i would like evryone to please welcome him here ...he is not sure of what all to do ..so please stop by and help him get them points up .thank you..
THIS MOTHERFUCKER KILLED THIS LITTLE FOR NO RESON.HER STEPPDAD BROKE BOTH OF HER LEGS AND HIT HER SO HARD IT KILLED HER .AND HER REAL DAD WAS AT WAR AND DIDNT MAKE IT HOME TO SAY GOOD BYE TO HER ,HE GOT HOME IN TIME TO PUT HIS LITTLE GIRL IN THE GROUND.THIS IS THE SADESS THING I HAVE EVER SEEN PLEASE PASS THIS ON
My LifeHere is a quick story about me and one of my brothers friends.
"Yeah, is your brother home?" this tall kid standing at the front door asked...this wasnt one of the unsual punks my little brother hangs with "Who are you?"
"Oh, me? I'm Josh," he said. "JASON! JOSH IS HERE!" I called down the hall. "He'll be with you in a second, Josh. I'm just cooking a quick bite... Have you eaten yet?" He grunted something that sounded like yes, so I continued on with my preparations.
As I cooked, I could feel Josh's eyes on me. I was wearing a T shirt, jeans and sandals, not particularly alluring, but he seemed to be quite taken with me. I tried to engage him in some small talk, and got the usual one-word answers one normally gets from my brothers friends. I decided not to press the issue any further.
Jason bounded into the room. "Hey, Josh, 'sup?"
"'Sup, Jason."
"I gotta eat firstDinner ready Sofie?"
"All set" I said and put the plates on the table.
"Josh, are you sure you don't want
GoneWELL I AM OUTTA HERE.
I WILL BE DELETING MY PROFILE AS OF FRIDAY NOV 16 2007.
IT'S BEEN FUN BUT NOTHING IS WORTH MY TIME AND EFFORT HERE ANYMORE.
SO TO ALL THE "TRUE FRIENDS" THIS IS THE TIME TO SAY GOOD BYE AND GOD SPEED.
BILL
Nsfw CrybabiesThe last time I checked fubar was "SUPPOSE TO BE" an adult website.It is such a shame that we have adults on here that act like 2 yr olds and mark photos that are funny as nsfw. People grow the hell up and act like the adults that you are suppose to be. Ok this shit is really getting fucking old, why the hell cant people on this website act like fucking adults. Fubar has gone to hell since it changed and the newbies and bible thumbers are taking away the fun.Oh no that picture has offended me, oh dear all those tats offend me,,GROW THE FUCK UP OR GET THE FUCK OF FUBAR AND GO BACK TO FUCKING MYSPACE!!!!!!
For all the friends who view my photos they are still available to you but as for everyone else fuck it, all albums except the default of course has been blocked from public view.
BoobiesClick on the picture to leave a single comment to help AMber in her contest!!
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Click on the link to directly add her.
Cannibal ~ Show some love@ fubar
Just Like A BabyA young couple were on their way to Vegas to get married.
Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make; the reason that they have not been too intimate is because she is very flat chested. If the guy wishes to cancel the wedding, it is okay with her.
The guy thought about it for a while, and said he does not mind she is flat, and sex is not the most important thing in a marriage.
Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said that he also wants to make a confession; he said below his waist, it is just like a baby. If the girl wants to cancel the marriage, it is okay with him.
The girl thought about it for a while and said that she does not mind, and she also believed there are other things far more important than sex in a marriage.
They were happy that they were honest with each other. They went on to Vegas and got married.
On their wedding night, the girl took off her clothes; sh
IntimatelyINTIMATELY
I want you to be so into ME
That you will know me
I-N-T-I-M-A-T-E-L-Y When we are
apart I want you to remember;
The curves of my body...
The strut in my walk...
The twinkle in my eye...
And my accent when I talk...
I want you to be so familiar with ME
That you will know me
I-N-T-I-M-A-T-E-L-Y When those
times come and you have to leave,
I want you to remember;
The scent of my body...
The softness of my skin...
The sounds that I make,
when you are deep within...
I want you to be so much apart of ME
That you will know me
I-N-T-I-M-A-T-E-L-Y When you are
lonely an all alone you will remember;
The way we started fights just
to enjoy making up...
The way I sneak up behind you and squeeze your butt...
The way we made love on your
office desk...
And I made you scream WHO'S PUSSY IS THIS?!!?
I want you to know when you
feel that sudden chill,
or suddenly you think its me
that you see. Its just us loving
RetirementWorking people frequently ask us retired people what we do to make our days interesting.
We tell them for example, the other day Jackie & I went into Tunbridge Wells and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a policeman writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and began writing another ticket for having worn tyres. So Jackie called him a sh*t head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. then he said," there you are, I suppose you are both happy now?"
We said, "We don't give a f**k as the car is not ours, we came to town on the bus using our free pass".
We do make an effort to have a little fu
I Dont Know You Tell Me.Have you ever been mad because yoou cant understand things? Your right there and then you get smacked in the face and a 180 happens and now your losing it. You keep running forward but all your doing is making it worse. Just like quick sand the more you move the worse it gets. Your so confused and pissed off you get mad at it all. Curious as heck.
WHAT JUST HAPPENED? WHY THIS? WHAT DID I DO? All of these questions and more. Your so drowned by what you see and what you her that you just lose it. Let the curious take control get mad and go into asshole mode.
I dont know what to do or say. You tell me.... Can you honestly judge what your told if you just hear one side of the story in anything?
I dont know you tell me. One word that cant be tamed to one thing. Then again it comes with so many unanswered thoughts and questions. All of which has to be found out. Some way some how.
Mainly......Why and what she realy thinks of me?
Self PleasureI aint never did nothin like this before,
but I heard it was off da chain,
da sweet release when u finished,
makes u wanna do it again and again,
I lit some candles, and put on some good music,
so I could set the mood just right,
made sure nobody planned on stoppin by,
cuz I was bout ta get me some tonight,
Locked all my doors, made sure windows were shut,
didn't want nobody to see,
u know those snoopin type of neighbors,
always want somethin ta spread about me,
I pulled it out, and got a good ass grip,
and now I'm gettin an abnormal sensation,
this feels kinda good, so good I cant stop,
I guess that's why they call it POETIC MASTURBATION
oh my damn, this is feelin too good ta me,
even though its with myself, I'm gettin me some,
I feel something happening, is it happening? I think its happening,
OH SHIT! I THINK IM BOUT TA CUM!!!
and there it is, as my cum runs down this page,
its black and white residues leaves a stain,
a bearing o
Damn YouDAMN YOU
Things you did that made me tingle inside
As you slid your big masculine arm around my waist,
My heart skipped a beat and lost its rhythm
And when it began to beat
It bum bummed at an unknown pace
Daddy, are you trying to kill me???
Feeling you're fingers, all up in myspace
On my waist
Just a taste of what this intimacy thing is...
As we sit here
Quiet...
Conversations...
Looks...
Stares turned into long passionate gazes
Laughter...
You began to run those piano fingers up and down
Up and down
Up
And
Down
My arm , in such a sensual way
That I have to have an emergency conversation composing of myself and the Dear Lord
I say, "Lord please deliver me from this temptation!" Because my blood cells are racing
Trying to beat each other to spots that are forbidden
And my heart would will be acking if I lose this battle
So now im reserved and back to the mindset to preserve this coochie for my husband
And im restin my damn nerves
Another Reason Why Men Like CurvesNigella Lawson's voluptuous curves have given her a legion of male admirers, but a new academic study suggests that her appeal, and that of other curvy women, is based on more than the purely physical.
It is already known that curvaceous women live longer and that men find them more attractive but the new research suggests that they are also cleverer.
Lawson graduated from Oxford before finding fame in the kitchen
The study, to be published this week, shows that men who admire women with hourglass figures do so because they are more intelligent and therefore produce more intelligent children than waif-like women or those of "apple-shaped" proportions.
The case of Lawson appears to bear out the findings. Possessing perhaps Britain's most famous hourglass figure, the cookery presenter is also an Oxford graduate.
Rachel Weisz, the naturally curvy Oscar-winning actress, completed an English degree at Cambridge before she headed for Hollywood.
The scientists,
First Dayas for the first day being on here--i'm meeting lots of ppl... which is good for me. introduce urself and i'm all for talkin.
Firstgood bye fubar i will be leaving the site... so if anyone wants presents, fubucks just let me no im gonna clean house so today i went to work and i came back from break the two girls i work with saved me some pound cake from snack and they offered it to me knowing that i will eat anything so of course i eat it and they start laughing at me and i get paranoid and five minutes later they told me they put sea monkeys all over the bread i even said it tasted good but when they told me i wanted to vomit.... it was nasty anyone have a good way to get them back who wants to be my friend add me please
Life's QuestionsHelp me level thanks! Would you ever have liked to pick
your family members?
"whispers In The Dark""whispers in the dark"
When you whisper my name you release me;
when you close your eyes can you see me?
when i whisper your name do you hear me?
when i embrace you at night can you feel me"?
when you see me smile will you kiss me?
if you see me lonely will you hold me?
if i gave you my heart will you take it?
there are many in life that might break it.
written words may not always feel the same
but....
if you listen closely......
you will hear me calling your name....
because i am always speaking from the heart
when i am..
whispering...
to..
you...
in the dark
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A Fathers Broken HeartTHE MOTHER DIES DUE TO ILLNESS
AND THE FATHER IS LEFT BEHIND TO RAISE
A DAUGHTER THE BEST HE CAN.
THE DAUGHTER GRADUATES HIGH SCHOOL AND GOES TO COLLAGE.GRAMPA BUYS THE DAUGHTER A CAR SO SHE CAN GO TO SCHOOL ABD NOT HAVE TO DEPEND ON ANYONE TO DRIVE HER TO AND FROM SCHOOL.
THE DAUGHTER STARTS SKIPPING CLASSES AND FOOLING ARROUND WITH DRUG DEALERS.
THE HARDEST THING THE FATHER HAS TO DO IS TO TELL HIS DAUGHTER THAT IF SHE CANT DO WHATS EXPECTED OF HER LIKE GOING TO SCHOOL SHE HAS TO MOVE OUT.
THE DAUGHTER CALLS THE FATHERS HAND LIKE IN A GAME OF POKER SO THE FATHER HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO TELL HER TO PACK HER STUFF AND GET OUT...
THAT BROKE MY HEART INTO A MILLION PIECES
ALL I CAN DO NOW IS PRAY SHE MAKES THE RIGHT CHOICES THIS TIME.
"what Had Happened Was.."The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words:
Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
I thought my windows were down but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprange up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.
I had
Thankgvingi went to go see hellboy today was i dont impress the storyline was that great the action was cool i
give 5 out 10 stars i just whated to wish all my friends a happy thankgiving hope you have a safe hoilday
For Fun...If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or if you are a random reader) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your diary and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.. The first time around was fun so I thought I would do it again....LOL
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or if you are a random reader) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your diary and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you..
A Work In ProgressI have this heart that wants the protection of love. Security of someone special, feeling safe in thier arms. Passion burning in the air. Feeling the closeness of eachother without even touching. Smelling the mist of the chemistry lingering around. Hearing two hearts pound as one. Seeing in his eyes the gaze of being in love. The sensation of wanting eachother,that all inhibitions are thrown out the window as you cave into eachothers needs and desires. "Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. Kiss slowly, play hard, give everything, and have no regrets. Life is too short to be anything but happy."
A time before I had met you, I stared out a window with a view. A view where life was dull and plain. Watching people walk by hand in hand. Watching them glance into eachothers eyes as the world turned around them.Seeing the glow of love that surrounded them.Since meeting you, I have a picture in my mind. I see you and I locked in a look entrance
Beauty Intro PoemAbout beauty intro poem
Beauty, unlike Love or Friendship or even Life, brings its own sweet reward. You don't have to bring Beauty into existence. You don't have to work at it. All that is required is that you appreciate it, as the poems you are about to read surely do.
These poems are about Beauty, but more than that they are about the appreciation of it. In nature. In people. In the situations that make up our daily lives.
Poetry is Truth. And perhaps the greatest Truth any of us can discover is that Beauty exists in our lives, only waiting to be found and recognized. And appreciated.
Kevin D, Fox
Facts Under LinedWhenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
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The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
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In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
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Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
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Everyone has a scheme of getting rich.. Which never works.
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If at first you don't succeed.. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
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You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
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Hard Rock Music Creates Killer Micehttp://www.relfe.com/hard_rock.html
David Merrell, a high school student from Suffolk, Virginia, has won top honors in regional and state science fairs for his experiment involving mice, a maze and hard-rock music.
After establishing a baseline of about 10 minutes for the mice to navigate the maze, David started playing music 10 hours a day, then put the mice through the maze three times a week for three weeks.
His findings: the control-group mice, which did not listen to any music, were able to cut five minutes off their time; the mice that listened to classical music cut 8.5 minutes off their time; and the mice that listened to hard-rock music took 20 minutes longer to navigate the maze.
David said, "I had to cut my project short because all the hard-rock mice killed each other None of the classical mice did that at all."
Source: Washington Times, 2 July 1997.
UPDATE:
Scientists kill mice with Dance Music www.thisislondon.com/dynamic/news/top_story.html?i
Any New Parts Lately? Lmao!A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That' s from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."
Inspiring Quotes From Inspiring People1. IN A DAY, WHEN YOU DON'T COME ACROSS ANY PROBLEMS -
YOU CAN BE SURE THAT YOU ARE TRAVELING IN A WRONG PATH - SWAMI VIVEKANANDA
2. THREE SENTENCES FOR GETTING SUCCESS
a) KNOW MORE THAN OTHER
b) WORK MORE THAN OTHER
c) EXPECT LESS THAN OTHER - WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
3. DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF WITH ANYONE IN THIS WORLD.
IF YOU DO SO, YOU ARE INSULTING YOURSELF - ALEN STRIKE
4. IF WE CANNOT LOVE THE PERSON WHOM WE SEE,
HOW CAN WE LOVE GOD, WHOM WE CANNOT SEE ? - MOTHER THERESA
5. NO MAN IS RICH ENOUGH TO BUY HIS PAST - OSCAR WILDE
6. IF YOU WANT REAL PEACE DON'T TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS,
TALK WITH YOUR ENEMIES - MOTHER THERESA
7. WINNING DOESN'T ALWAYS MEAN BEING FIRST,
WINNING MEANS YOU'RE DOING BETTER THAN YOU'VE DONE BEFORE - BONNIE BLAIR
8. EVERYONE THINKS OF CHANGING THE WORLD,
BUT NO ONE THINKS OF CHANGING HIMSELF - LEO TOLSTOY
9. I WILL NOT SAY I FAILED 1000 TIM
School Shooting ThreatYESTERDAY WE WENT UP TO THE TRUCK TO START IT, AND WHAT DID WE FIND? A GREAT BIG CRACK IN THE WINDSHIELD!!!! NOW IF THAT WASNT BAD ENOUGH, ALL OVER THE SIDE OF THE TRAILER AND THE BACK OF IT WAS WRITTEN " I HATE NIGGRS" !!!! FIRST OFF , I SAY, THESE ASSHOLES SHOULD SPEND A LITTLE LESS TIME ON HATE, AND A LITTLE MORE TIME ON GOING BACK TO SCHOOL AND LEARNING HOW TO SPELL!!!! THE FUNNY THING ABOUT IT ALL? THE DUMB FUCKS DIDNT REALIZE THAT THEY WERE IN PLAIN VIEW OF A WHOLE ROW OF CAMERAS MONITORING THE AREA!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!! I CALLED THE POLICE AND I TOLD HIM THAT HE WAS ABLE TO GO TO THE PLACE AND HAVE THEM PULL UP THE HISTORY OF THE CAMERAS. FIRST HE TRIED TELLING ME THAT THEY PROBABLY DIDNT CATCH IT FROM WHERE THE CAMERAS WERE , BUT I POINTED OUT AT LEAST ONE OF THEM WAS A RIGHT ON SHOT!!!!!! (SOMETIMES OUR POLICE DEPT NEEDS A LITTLE HELP!!!) LOL!!!!! FROM PREVIOUS PROBLEMS THAT I HAVE HAD WITH THE DEPT, I INFORMED HIM THAT I WAS GOING TO EMAIL THE CHIEF AND LET HIM KNO
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Strange But Untrue...If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or if you are a random reader) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your diary and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you..
My DadMy Dad had a heart attack yesterday and is in the hospital he has had a heart catheter putin and we are praying for him to be okJust please pray for my dad he is a strong guy and he means the world to me
My Lifei need to know if anyone of you on my friends list has went on myspace and developed a profile and are harrassing anyone on there. Even if you think you were doing me a favor. I really need to know. My soon to be ex doesn't believe that it is not me so i need help proving it wasn't me. so please come foward no one will be mad if you step up and admit it now. so lets start with i'm in the process of coming off of paxil. So that is becoming more of a bitch than i thought it would, i have read up on the withdrawl symptoms and it some what scares me but I know deep down i can handle it. Then after work today my husband of 7 years says he's not happy. He goes through this once a year or when he thinks i need to change something about myself. Its just this year with me trying to come off of paxil it is really getting to me. i love him but damn he needs to get over this self pity bullshit right now. I know it will be ok or atleast i hope it will but in the mean time it's driving me freakin cr
Celebration ContestIn Celebration of the return of our DJ, DJ Kink we are offering 80,000 Fubucks by way of a draw of new members!!! You have 2 hours from now (10:20pm to 20 past Midnight eastern time). Rules are as follow: You must join as a member at Club Kiss Lounge here on Fubar by the previously mentioned time range. One lucky member will be drawn tonight by our DJ Dark Embrace and announced live on Kiss Eurodance Radio at half past Midnight!!! Award will be presented tomorrow. Links are supplied below.
Club Kiss Lounge: http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=51079
Kiss Dance Radio for windows: http://kisseurodanceradio.listen2myradio.com
Kiss Dance Radio for Winamp: http://208.109.236.118:8248
Hope to see you there and the best of luck from all of us here at Club Kiss only on Fubar.com!!!
Plz Rate/comment, I Return The Love!I need everyone to rate & comment pics/stash! all will be returned!
thanks WHO IS JACK SCHITT??
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way:
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Stupid StuffIt occurs to me that alot of things in life are like watching 2 girls 1 cup. You really don't want to see it, it disgusts you and makes you want to puke, but if you force yourself through it, it becomes less disgusting. Well ok, it never gets less disgusting, but you become a little more numb to it with every little bit you see. If you don't know what it is, I'll warn you, its highly disgusting, but I know at least one person will be curious, if so go to 2girs1cup.com and be horrified for yourself. That is all for my rambling today. I can be bad all by my motherfuckin self. Ok..so I had a long blog about stupid shit thats bothering me..but it occurs to me that thats for pussys and little bitches..so I'm not going to say anything, and leave it at that.
Life In The Freak LaneI had a very sobering experience today that really opened my eyes and scared me stupid. Colt (the boyfriend) hadn't been feeling well most of the day but decided to try and go to work. I told him not to but he's stubborn like that. He'd been throwing up all day and had a terrible headache that wouldn't go away. I did not want him to drive to work but he insisted on it.
Not even a half hour after starting his shift I got a call that he was getting worse and heading to the hospital. He didn't want me to be with him at first but I wouldn't take no for an answer so I rushed out the door and did 90 the whole way there.
It turns out that he was extremely stressed out and his body couldn't take it. He'd been vomiting so much that there was practically no liquid left in his body so they gave him fluids through an IV along with medication for his headache and nausea.
We spent nearly 4 hours at the hospital and thankfully by the time we left Colt was feeling a lot better.
Being t
ContestsMy friend is in a contest. I dont need you to comment bomb or anything just if ya could, rate the pic a 10. Thats it Thanks so much!!
On Jealousyit might take me some time but i dont just add people for the add i like meeting new people and i will by by your page to check out your profile rate you and talk to you i just wanted to let ya'll know that i work and ive been trying not to spend ALL of the rest of my time online because i dont get anything else done and i cant afford a maid lmao
E Looks like alot of people online have girlfriends/boyfriends... fu husbands and wives
And this is great.
Have you ever came across that awkward feeling of being afraid to say the wrong thing or leave the wrong comment that you might offend someones gf/bf?
Jealousy is healthy part in any relationship. If your a little jealous then it seems to make you pay a little more attention to your partner as we should all be doing anyway.
I like having friends. Men and women both. Its sometimes kinda hard to be friends with some people because there significant other prevents it.
Jealousy is in no way a part of love. If you love so
JokesPolice are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any womanMany females use a date rape drug on the market called Beer!
This drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for NO STRINGS ATTACHED SEX!
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad happened.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know! If you fall victim to this Beer scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of
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Peachess' Blogi am enjoying my fubar experience everyone is really nice (guess thas what happens where you are fubard) but i cannot believe it took me that long to put my background up... lol it was so easy i was making it hard.
thanx to all that helped
Help A Spanker Out!!!!!!!!LAST DAY!!! PLEASE HELP THIS CHICK OUT,3HOURS AND 10MINUTES LEFT TIL CONTEST IS OVER WITH....THANX IN ADVANCE TO ALL WHO HELPS OUT
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ASH HAS FALLEN BEHIND WITH LESS THAN 6 HOURS LEFT!
Today is the last day for Ash's contest..... when we started workin on her she was well under 1st by more then 7000 but now we got her into first cause u guys rock!! It ends at midnite tonite PST so any and all spankers that can drop in on her and give her a good hard spankin! We dont want all our hard work to slip away!
spank it so hard that she will really feel it
Greg
LAST DAY!!! PLEASE HELP THIS CHICK OUT,3HOURS AND 20MINUTES LEFT TIL CONTEST IS OVER WITH....THANX IN ADVANCE TO ALL WHO HELPS OUT
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ASH HAS FALLEN BEHIND WITH LESS THAN 6 HOURS LEFT!
Today is the last day for Ash's contest..... when we started workin on her she was well under 1st by more then 7000 but now we got her into first cause u guys rock!! It ends at midnite tonite PST so any
Now Really Peoplei don t understand these girl s on here they want you to send them comment s right and we all know how hot and sexy you all are when we do send u all comment s you alll could atleast say thank you and talk to us everynow and then.i mean a girl who is willing to show all and u say something to them they are like i have a boyfriend if u loved your b/f you would show ur body and not expect guy s to talk dirty too u i mean damn what s up with that if us guy s are going to be nice enough to give u all commplement s atleast say thank you don t be so damn stuck up cause they are million s of hot girl s on here your not the only 1 even though half of you might think you are i hate to break it to you all but god made every girl the same there s nothing special about your vagina they all look the same damn
Not All Scars HealNot all Scars Heal
The pain is always welcome
It crawls beneath the surface
The scars burn and throb
Broken promises
Lies whispered endearingly
Untruths believed
Falsehoods made true
Not all scars heal
Wounds fester
Lies grow
Happiness disappears
Always the same
Never to differ
Grabbing onto the knife
Running it deep
Blood red as an apple
Never normal
Never safe
Lie to me dear one
I need a new scar
Confederates Rock!!I wanted to think all you for the rates. You guys are awesome! I have went from a little over 50 K down to a little over 25 K. Thanks again so much! :)
OzzyFrom: OZZFEST 2008 (Coming Soon!)Date: Nov 13, 2007 5:44 PMBid on Ozzy's signed 10 foot Les Paul Gibson guitar designed by Gerald ScarfeFor any Ozzy Osbourne fan, this is your chance to own a piece of rock 'n roll history. Gibson Guitartown London, the capital's most vibrant summer public art exhibition announces that all 61 unique hand painted and signed Gibson guitars are now available to bid online exclusively at Ebay via the www.londonguitartown.com website.This is your opportunity to bid exclusively for Ozzy Osbourne's personally signed 10 foot Gibson Les Paul replica guitar. The giant fiberglass guitar called "Skull" was designed and hand painted by the highly acclaimed Sunday Times caricaturist Gerald Scarfe and displayed publicly around More London on London's South Bank by City Hall, SE1 from June 2007 to September 2007 attracting over 2.5 million visitors.Gibson Guitartown London is a charity inspired campaign bringing the power of music together with art to raise money for N
About Me..Sittin here thinkin about my friend
pondering how nice it would have been
to have you here always as my best friend.
I loved you dearly and thats the no lie
You were always there right by my side.
I miss you being here for the good and bad
You left this world and to this day I'm still sad.
Its been many years and I still feel so much pain
I needed you here to help me through life's storms and rain.
I still think about the day I found out
My life was turned inside out.
Lately it seems like my whole world has gone wrong and without you here its hard to stay strong. I think about you everyday and wonder if you were here what I'd say.
I MISS U so much Jamie..
Love Evie
Heres the song we always sang together..
I Just Can't Live A Lie - REMAKEAdd to My Profile | More Videos
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What Do You Think It Is?I start of by lightly kissin' your neck with a little trace of my tounge,as i am kissin' your neck my hands are softly rubbin' and massagin' your breasts and nipples.
I slowly start kissin' my way down your neck, until i reach your upper chest in the middle right above your breasts, i light push both breasts together and kiss my way up both of your breasts until I am in the middle of your breasts, I start to kiss, lick, suck and nibble on your right breast and nipple as my right hand is still massagin' and lightly pinchin' your left breast and nipple.
I bring my left hand close to your breast as i start to play with your righ breast and nipple and i start to kiss and lick my way over to your left breast as i am still massaging it and lightly pinchin' your nipple. As I take your left nipple in to my mouth, my right hand works it was down your stomach to your mid section and starts to lightly rub and massage your mid section right above your mound. As my left hand is still ma
Divorce JittersI am finlly getting my divorce, and also had to get a restraining order on my ex. This is going to be baaaaaaaaad divorce I can feel it in my bones. He has a travel trailer and a truck and a mobile trailer on his one acre land. All I want is my divorce, full custody of our two children, child support, the restraining order, and to be away from my ex. I don't want spousal support, I don't want half of his land (even though he bought it while we were married) I don't want nothing to do with him. I will let him have visitation of the girls, but it is going to be supervised visitation because of his alcohol and drug abuse addictions, and he can't be trusted. I am planning on moving out of Louisiana this comming summer permenantly, and he doesn't like that idea because he will no longer have access to me then. Thank you all for letting me vent my issues and for reading my blog.
This Should Be Good For A Few LaughsIf you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or if you are a random reader) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your diary and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you..
Falling For Youthis drowning sorrow is shaking me
more than it ever has before
the road signs reading bitter end
leave me suspect of a crime
the city air chokes me today
more than it ever has before
im to nervous to feel deserved
by these street signs anymore
are you
going to
be waiting up when i get her home
well stay up all night
getting drunk and watching sunsets on our porch
im falling for you
im falling for you
i fell for you
these empty feelings question me
of who i think ive become
my mind is ticking life away
asking if you are the one
are you
going to
be waiting up when i get her home
well stay up all night
getting drunk and watching sunsets on our porch
im falling for you
im falling for you
i fell for you
im dieing to explain my heart
to you now
im dieing to explain my heart
to you now
theres so much on my mind its tearing me apart
theres so much on my mind its tearing me apart
im falling for you
im falling for you
i fell for
A Place To Writeok so i know this world is filled with people who get their kicks off by deceiving those around them. i dont get why though. guys and some girls but mostly guys are really bad about lying. especially when it comes to relationships. i take this observation from past and somewhat current relationships.ive always been honest with people because im a bad liar. so rather than look like an idiot i just tell them the truth even though it may or may not hurt them. honesty builds trust and respect. deceitfulness builds a world of made of sand.is it really that hard to tell the truth to the other person. are you going to die of some sort of brain over load from admitting the truth. what do you accomplish by lying seriously? is there anyone out there that can answer these cosmic questions. i say comsic cause they are constantly being asked and no one has yet to answer them
Bashful Bewbies..for Me And For U!woot Woot~http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1092187&i=1165503306
or here...there are over 30 boobies to choose from n u can hav them all.....so go n get it out of ur system....
CHK OUT THAT LINK...eithr one..same place
AND wen u get there..u may hav to add cannibal to your friends list..but it may just be worth ur while..lots of bewbies, n no faces...
not a bombing thing..just a chk em..rate em..commnt
and MOST OF ALL PPL
ENJOY THE VIEW
ps..there are some that may turn ur stomache.just dont rate /commnt them..go to the next one
.but its only for limited time..so this is one friend that might be worth the add~
have fun n feel free to shout me if u get lost..or angry or so excited that u cant find ur way
NsfwIf u buy me a blast i will put you on my family list and let you see my NSFW pictures...
Tribute To Women...The Beauty of a woman, isn't in the
clothes she wears. The figure that
she carries or the way she combs her
hair. The Beauty of a woman is seen
in her eyes, because that's the door-
way to her heart, the place where
love resides. The true beauty in a
woman, is reflected by her soul. It's
the caring that she gives and the
passion that she shows. And the beauty
of a woman, with the passing years
only grows...
~*~wsc On Strike~*~ Vive La Resistance!!~*~~&hearts~Wicked Storm Crew ON STRIKE!!!~&hearts~
LUVIEW: Have you noticed an increasing amount of green on the scroll, have you noticed a decided lack of pink and blue. Vips and Higher Levels are given "Top viewing" Could the lack of "Rainbow Hues" mean a decrease in VIPS???? Also with the attention Fubar has been getting in the media is this really the time for a decrease in members?? Maybe Changing things to the way subscribers want them to be is sounding better and better!
News for today, November 16th
Ok, here is the official word, Wicked Storm Crew is on Strike. What this means: We will not take part in any new contests or giveaways. These require mass comments,and between our comments being cut, cheaters (scripters) and the bouncer checks, they will be just to lengthy. We will not participate in any bomb offs! Here again they do not garner a big enough return to put so much effort and time into them. We will not buy Happy Hours, Blasts,or Tickers, Th
A Bit About MeI am a single mom. My son is now a freshmen in college. He is a smart kid. He took college classes along with his high school studies. He was inducted into the Alpha Alpha Alpha Chapter of Phi Theta Kappa International Honor Society (just like his Mom).
I was born in Ohio. I have lived here all my life. I flew once. I went to San Francisco, CA in '94 and have not been on a plane since.
I have an AAB in Microcomputer Applications in Business Administration. I graduated with seven honors and a 3.7 GPA. I was a member and vice president of the Alpha Alpha Alpha Chapter of Phi Theta Kappa International Honor Society while I attended Muskingum Area Technical College, which is now Zane State College.
I have been diagnosed with arthritis, fibromyalgia, hypertension and anxiety disorder. I hate to drive because people on the roads are idiots!
I was adopted when I was two days old. I never searched for my biological parents because I did not want to hurt my Mom & Dad. But when I w
Poemok i was looking through some old things of mine and this is what i found, that i guess i wrote a long time ago. i thought it was sad.
Day by day, hour by hour, minute by minute, I still think of you. It has almost been 5 years since th last time i have talked to you. Since that day you were taken away from me, my heart could never mend. And as each passing day goes on, my very thought of you fades. I remember when you used to play with me, the times as a young child when you would read to me. All the things you taught me, I will always remember. And even though I don't see you right now, I know one day we will meet again. And ever since3 yuo were taken away from me I have always had a little part of me missing. I love you so much, and I await the day that we will be reunited once again.
Random ThoughtsI dream about, how it's going to end,
Approaching me quickly,
Leaving a life of fear,
I only want my mind to be clear,
People, making fun of me,
For no reason but jealousy,
I fantasise about my death,
I'll kill myself from holding my breath,
My suicidal dream,
Voices telling me what to do,
My suicidal dream,
I'm sure you will get yours too,
Help me, comfort me,
Stop me from feeling what I'm feeling now,
The rope is here,
Now I'll find a use,
I'll kill myself,
I'll put my head in a noose,
My suicidal dream,
Voices telling me what to do,
My suicidal dream,
I'm sure you will get yours too,
Dreamin' about my death, dream,
Suicidal, suicidal, suicidal dream,
I'm suicidal,
Suicidal dream
ook, i don't understand why some people be getting offended by, or don't like tatoos or peircings. All it is, is an expression of art. If you don't like it don't get any.. but don't go and be saying that it's ugly, or wrong to do. It's my body im going to do what i want
How Emotional Can One Day Be?How emotional can one day be? Start at the phone call from work as I'm laying in bed and hear that instead of having a two day weekend, it's now been changed to off on wednesday and closing another store on saturday. Well, that got a "Just another screwed up plan" from working at a fastfood restaurant.
Waking back up two hours later after hanging up the phone and turning back over, I'm getting ready for work. Now, to give a bit of background. I already knew that my house was up for foreclosure tomorrow. So until that was done, I didn't know what my future was as far as where I was going to stay, whether it was still at the house, since we had talked to a guy who owns a realestate agency or have to move. He was saying he was going to bid on it and if he got it, we would talk figures.
I'm one that I hate to say anything until I know what is going to happen. I hadn't told my family at all. It was painful enough to know I was losing the house. My sister, who lives with m
Don't Read If U Dont Like The TruethTHIS IS FOR ALL THOSE THAT TELL ME WHAT A GREAT PERSON I AM AND THEN GET MADD BECAUSE I DO SOMETHING TO HELP SOMEONE OTHER THAN MYSELF.
I AM TIRED OF BEING TOLD HOW GOOD OF A PERSON I AM THEN WHEN I DO SOMETHING THAT PISSES YOU OFF OR WHAT I THINK I SHOULD NOT DO THEN. I AM ONLY A LOWLY HUMAN AND I DO WHAT I CAN TO HELP PPL I CALL "FRIEND". THESE PPL WANT ME TO USE THE WORD I HATE SO MUCH AND THROW IT IN MY FACE CUZ I DON'T USE IT.IT'S A WORD THROWN AROUND LIKE A BAG OF TRASH AND PEOPLE NEVER MEAN IT. SO IF I HAVE EVER TOLD A FRIEND THIS FOWL LOWSOME WORD I HAVE MEANT IT. AND I GET STABBED IN THE HEART FOR TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT THINGS IN LIFE AND TOLD WHAT A FUCK UP I AM!! WELL IF EVERYONE WANTS ME HEARTLESS I WILL BE THATS EASY. IT'S ALWAYS THE OTHERSIDE I HAVE HAD PROBLEMS WITH!!
I WILL NOW BE A DISPICABLE MEAN NASTY PERSON FROM THIS DAY FORWARD AND WILL NEVER USE THAT FOWL WORD EVER AGAIN!! IF U ARE WONDERING THE WORD WELL IT IS LOVE AND I HAVE NO MORE TO GIVE SO DONT ASK FOR A
Lost LoveThe love I had was lost, stolen from me
You came along and showed me the light
Making me see that love is pure and real
Showing me the wonders of life to be had
All I ever wanted I see in your eyes
All I ever needed is you in my life
The love is back and never to be lost again
A great friend wrote this and it made me tear up. Thought I would share.
Real True LoveI LEARNED SOMETHING VERY VALUABLE ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS RECENTLY IN LIFE SO TAKE IT SERIOUS ITS REAL ....RELATIONSHIPS OF ALL KINDS ARE LIKE SAND HELD IN YOUR HAND . HELD LOOSELY , WITH AN OPEN HAND , THE SAND REMAINS WHERE IT IS . THE MINUTE YOU CLOSE YOUR HAND AND SQUEEEZE TGHTLY TO HOLD ON , THE SAND TRICKLES THROUGH YOUR FINGERS . YOU MAY HOLD ON TO SOME OF IT , BUT MOST OF IT WILL BE SPILLED . A RELATIONSHIP IS LIKE THAT . HELD LOOSELY , WITH RESPECT AND FREEDOM FOR THE OTHER PERSON , IT IS LIKELY TO REMAIN INTACT . BUT HOLD TOO TIGHTLY , TOO POSSESSIVELY , AND THE RELATIONSHIP SLIPS AWAY AND IS LOST . I LOVE YOU - NEVER DOUBT THAT . NO MATTER HOW MANY OTHER THINGS YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT , MY LOVE IS ALWAYS STEADY AND TRUE . MY LOVE IS HERE FOR YOU NOW AND FOREVER . MY ARMS ARE OPEN WHEN YOU NEED COMFORT . TALK TO ME WHEN YOU NEED A FRIEND . LET ME SHARE YOUR WORRIES AND MY STRENGTH. EVERYTHING THAT TOUCHES YOUR HEART ALSO TOUCHES MINE , AND I WANT TO DO ALL I CAN TO HELP YOU
MummsI have recently had a really bad experience with MUMMs and it seems that most normal people need to be warned. If you post a MUMM that is unpopular, or the MUMM "police" do not agree with prepare to be abused by those who profess to be MUMM experts. The abuse ranges from mild you are stupid comments to threats, and an entire litany of swear words and general personal assualts. Oh and don't forget those lovely people who will place comments on your page telling you what an idiot you are and to never do another MUMM. I was unaware that the MUMM on fubar, was for a limited few who are somehow in the ozone layer of intelligence and humanity that they alone judge the merits of a MUMM. Forgive my ignorance of this rule, I am still looking for where in the fubar Bible it states, that a select few on fubar deem what is a worthy MUMM and what is not. Oh dear, I know I am a f**ktard, or a sleaze or better yet, the ever eloquent f**k you, f**k you, f**k you. But my personal favorite was the perso
The Vampyre's KissThe fears you hide deep within,
the ones that burn you 'neath your skin ~
darkest terrors you feel so near,
trying your hardest to make disappear.
My hot breath on your tempting flesh
thirsting for your blood so fresh.
Ravenous bite upon your throat,
the blood is my life's antidote.
Your heart pulsing against my breast,
'tis almost as tho it bursts in your chest.
Surrender, succumb to my own will,
as from my blood you drink your fill.
Passionate pleasures of immortal fare.
All these things forever yours with this ...
the deepest desires within the vampyre's kiss.
How Do I Create A Contesti want to have my own contest can ne one who has done one give some help it would b appreciated thanks all ok i need fubucks so i want to have a bidding for fubucks. wat do u get . well u get all ur pic rated i put ur name n mine illput ne thing u want in my content ill ell every ody to visit ur page and ne thing else u want
Slave To The MasterOn wing'd night he comes to me ~
this phantom lover, demon be.
As he pulls me into his warm embrace,
'tis my life's blood he sweetly tastes.
I am spellbound, in his command,
slave to whatever his heart demands.
Yet, willingly I submit to his desire,
for ecstasy resides in his passion's fire.
Bare flesh of neck and of breast,
I join him now in his daylight rest ...
whereby night astride him, we fly,
across the starlit dappled sky,
to his realm of dark destiny's pride,
I am his concubine, loyal at his side.
By his touch, my heart does burn,
but, only with longing of more I yearn.
With his kiss of lust ~ so warm, so deep,
wrapped in passion, by day we sleep.
And by moonlight rising upon the land,
our thirst, our hunger do command
we feast upon our hearts tonight ...
forever cast from the day's warm light.
Shape ShifterOh, familiar of black-sheen'd wolf
with eyes of piercing gold ~
my heart's haunting possessor
whom I desiredly long to hold.
Immortal love be yet still,
and come to me this night.
Linger amid the shimmer'd stars
making love by passionate bite.
Embrace me within thy wings,
as we sing to the crested moon.
Dance with me this dance of desire,
for the sun rises all too soon.
Music of the winds soothes our soul,
but our savage hearts still cry ~
thirsting with this hunger within,
we must feed or lest we die.
Take flight this night upon the wing,
cast Fate's winds against chance.
Eternal hunger burns within,
fed by deepest darkest romance.
Appetite most insatiable
craving hottest flesh and blood ...
kiss of night's darkest desire
brings forth passion's flood.
So, phantom mine a'wing
caress me within your flight ~
cross starry-skied canopy
of deepest ebon'd night.
Shape Shifter's Prey'Tis just the fall
that I recall,
into those eyes
I thought.
But, there was more,
much more
in store.
And soon I was quite caught.
Those hands I felt
all over me.
A roaming silken ecstasy
cannot compare
with wanton lips there
and what they do to me.
Your teeth are sharp,
and they impart
a momentary pain.
But, in the night
I lose my fright
and, all I do is gain
a permanent position
upon the midnight plain.
You are my blood magician.
Though I cannot explain
this darkest transformation;
and, yet I crave it so.
Make me thy midnight dinner ~
and I will never go.
Krazykuder's Stupid QuestionsDoes anyone actually read the blogs of their friends? How is it that a man and woman can love each other and say that the can talk about ANYTHING and when they need to say that one has hurt the other's feelings the just clam up for fear of hurting the other? Don't they know that by NOT asking what's up that they are hurting the one that they love more than if they do? I mean Grrrr.... Women!
Please comment if you want. Who know's, might help me out... lol Can anyone tell me tell me what program(s) are needed to be a Fubar DJ? What all do I need? How difficult is it to DJ?
Ohio State BuckeyesTwas the night before game time,
And all round the shoe,
Not a creature was sleeping,
They were screaming Beat Blue.
The banners were hung by the lamp posts with care
In hopes that St.Troy would find Ginn through the air.
Drunken and crazy and burning their beds,
While visions of kick off danced through their heads.
When all of the sudden there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the keg to see what was the matter.
When there in the sky, in a Coupe
When Tomorrow Starts Without MeI just found this on Shell's blog and had to add it to mine. This poem was given to me when Ed (my husband died). I've always thought it was so beautiful and so true.
When Tomorrow Starts Without Me
When tomorrow starts without me,
And I'm not there to see,
If the sun should rise and find your eyes
All filled with tears for me;
I wish so much you wouldn't cry
The way you did today,
While thinking of the many things,
We didn't get to say.
I know how much you love me,
As much as I love you,
And each time that you think of me,
I know you'll miss me too;
But when tomorrow starts without me,
Please try to understand,
That an angel came and called my name,
And took me by the hand,
And said my place was ready,
In heaven far above,
And that I'd have to leave behind
All those I dearly love.
But as I turned to walk away,
A tear fell from my eye
For all my life, I'd always thought,
I didn't want to die.
I had so much to live for,
So much left yet to
LifeMy cat of over 19 years, died yesterday Aug. 20th of old age. She passed away sometime in the morning between 1:00am and 8:00am while I was sleeping. Galadriel would have been 20 years old this december and will be dearly missed. I will keep her photo albulm up for awhile and will be adding the last pictures of her that I have soon. Please stop by and rate some of photos in her memory. I don't really always understand everything. Understanding is more a gradual process than an immediate elightening. But regardless, I have a gift for understanding the bizzare, mundane, and even weirdest of situations.
Today I had such a revelation of sorts, and wonder of the relevance of my role in unfolding future events. Because of my unique situation, I often ponder if I can find some piece of happiness for myself in such an enviorment. How can I relate to normal people if I'm not normal? Will they always fear me because I'm so different? Those are some of the questions that I think of al
Expectingwell folks im a mommy to be again... just thought i would share the news with all my friends
LyricsMy words are weapons, in which I murder you with
But please don't be scared, please do not turn your head
We are the future, the 21st century
Dyslexic glue sniffing cybersluts, with homicidal minds and handguns
We are insane, nothing will change
We are insane, nothing will change
There is a thin line between what's good and what is evil
And I will tiptoe down that line but, I will feel unstable
My life is a circus, and I am tripping down that tightrope
Well there is nothing to save me now so, I will not look down
And again, and again, and again, and again
And it happens again, and again, and again
There's no beginning, there is no end, there is only change
Progression backwards, is this where we are heading?
Take back your soul, forget your emptiness
There is a thin line between what's good and what is evil
And I will tiptoe down that line but, I will feel unstable
My life is a circus, and I am tripping down that tightrope
Well there is nothing to save me now
Interesting ItemsHmmm.... random cool quotes for you fine people out there.... Enjoy!
Before you kill somebody, make absolutely sure he isn't well connected. - Kurt Vonnegut, "Slaughterhouse Five"
Frisbeetarianism is the philosophy that when you die, your soul goes up on a roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley
Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master. - Emo Philips
The planet is fine, the people are fucked. - George Carlin
Let's Ban Humans. They All Suck Anyway. - Unknown
A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, "Why were you going so fast?" I said, "See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing? This steers it." - Stephen Wright
Paranoids are people too; they have their own problems. It's easy to critize, but if everybody h
Close To MeFriends -- What is a friend? To me that is simple... A friend is someone that you can talk to about anything... I have several of them here on FUBAR.. They know who they are... And they are here when I need to talk... Now is the time I am in need of a real friend...
Friends are compassionate in the most desperate of times... Now that I have told you what a friend is to me, it is time to go further...
Close Friends -- What is a close friend? To me a close friend is similar to a friend but with a twist... A close friend is someone that you have feelings for but not so much to make them more than that... I have a few of these here as well... They also know who they are... I am also in need of them... Close friends console you when no one else can... They are as close as family... That is one reason I am here... Now you know what a close friend is... Let's go even further...
Girlfriend/Boyfriend -- What is a girlfriend/boyfriend? For me a girlfriend is someone that is there for you
Quality Not QuantityWell I am noticing more and more that I can count on the same group of people to talk to me, show love etc ...
I am constantly giving love ~ rating, commenting hell you all know the drill and some just choose to occupy space on my list ... Nope not anymore.
My profile clealry states I am here for friends
Not people that sit under the Title as friends and do nothing.
So I am cleaning house
If you are one that "peeps in on me from time to time and do nothing (as it seems) you will be deleted.
Not that it matters a rats ass to most becasue they wont even read this but .. Good bye to numbers.
It may take me 4 years to level here. Who really cares but a thanks or something would be nice!!! Enough is Enough. I dont poor mouth ( lie to men) for VIPS Blasts etc... I just quietly chill and chat and show love , help others when I see they need it ( per blog per bulletin) Bye Bye
This is sad and I am sick and tired of being in the race with people who make this "place" contingent o
PoetryCrushed, broken .... in a moment in time.
Heart pounding.... tears building up like a dam getting ready to break.
Overwhelming feelings take control.... you begin to feel as if your world has ended....
waiting for precious memories to flood you...
longing for the one that hurt you to just come back to you.. wondering why... how.. how a pain so intense hasnt killed you yet....
Songs on the radio bring back everything you ever felt for that one person.little things around you remind you of them..... why does love hurt so bad?
Because this isnt love....... love doesnt have to change you..... if someone wants to change you then how can they love you?
they cant because with love you can not pick and choose what it is about someone that you love... it's and all or nothing kind of thing.....
so in conclusion.... the word love is NOT to be used lightly.... remember I love you is 8 letters .... so is Bullshit
Ixisu. Part 2.She had bounced all over this world, trying to keep him away from the ones who wanted nothing else to do with him. Her life energy nearly drained numerous times before he had finally gave up for a while. It seemed something, thought she had no idea what, had called him back to Quay. And for that she was thankful. Ixisu knew full well she would not be able to take much more of the pain he inflicted on her before her life line was diminished completely. Then this move would be for naught, the religion had agreed to go with her and if she was gone they would be lost, unsure of what to do next. She was assured in the fact they would have returned to the life of slavery they had live in before and she was not willing to let that happen.
She had made Blackout second in command of this newly formed legion. They had all agreed there was no need for reverence, of any sorts. Vexxese had given them more then enough reason to stand on their own. Worship had given them nothing and Ixisu ref
Tug Of WarLife can seem ungrateful and not always kind.
Life can pull at your heartstrings and play with your mind...
Life can be blissful and happy and free...
Life can put beauty in the things that you see...
Life can place challenges right at your feet...
Life can make good of the hardships we meet...
Life can overwhelm you and make your head spin...
Life can reward those determined to win...
Life can be hurtful and not always fair...
Life can surround you with people who care...
Life clearly does offer its Up and its Downs...
Life's days can bring you both smiles and frowns...
Life teaches us to take the good with the bad...
Life is a mixture of happy and sad...
So...
Take the Life that you have and give it your best...
Think positive, be happy let God do the rest...
Take the challenges that life has laid at your feet...
Take pride and be thankful for each one you meet...
To yourself give forgiveness if you stumble and fall...
Take each day that is dealt you and give
Familyif you are on my family give me one reason why i should keep you there. The only people that wont be removed is my top friends and the members of the Pu$$ycay family If your on my family list and I see you on and if you dont write me back if i write you, u will be removed, no questions I am about to go thru my family list. If you are on there, give me one reason why you should stay there. Some of you will always remain there, and you should know who you are.
Love HurtsBy Incubus
Tonight we drink to youth
And holding fast to truth
(I don't want to lose what I had as a boy.)
My heart still has a beat
But love is now a feat.
(As common as a cold day in LA.)
Sometimes when I'm alone, I wonder
Is there a spell that I am under
Keeping me from seeing the real thing?
Love hurts...
But sometimes it's a good hurt
And it feels like I'm alive.
Love sings,
When it transcends the bad things.
Have a heart and try me,
'cause without love I won't survive.
I'm fettered and abused,
I stand naked and accused
(Should I surface this one man submarine?)
I only want the truth
So tonight we drink to youth!
(I'll never lose what I had as a boy.)
Sometimes when I'm alone I wonder
Is there a spell that I am under
Keeping me from seeing the real thing?
Love hurts...
But sometimes it's a good hurt
And it feels like I'm alive.
Love sings,
When it transcends the bad things.
Hav
"grandma's Cookies""GRANDMA'S COOKIES"
..................................................
A LIL BOY WALKS UP TO HIS DAD AND ASKS,"DAD,CAN I GO OUTSIDE AND SHOOT THE GUN BY MYSELF?"
THE FATHER RESPONDS,"I DON'T KNOW SON,YOU SHOULD BE OLDER AND,IT TAKES ALOT OF RESPONSIBILITY;CAN YOUR DICK TOUCH YOUR ASS?"
LIL BOY RESPONDS,"WELL OFCOURSE NOT DAD."
FATHER,"SORRY SON,MAYBE WHEN YOUR A LIL OLDER"
THE FOLLOWING DAY THE LIL BOY WALKS UP TO HIS DAD AND ASKS,"DAD,CAN I GO OUTSIDE AND DRIVE THE CAR BY MYSELF?"
THE FATHER RESPONDS,"I DON'T KNOW SON,YOU SHOULD BE OLDER AND,IT TAKES ALOT OF RESPONSIBILITY;CAN YOUR DICK TOUCH YOUR ASS?"
LIL BOY RESPONDS,"WELL OFCOURSE NOT DAD."
THE NEXT DAY THE LIL BOY IS WALKING THROUGHT THE LIVING ROOM WITH A PLATE FULL OF COOKIES HIS GRANDMOTHER MADE HIM,AND HIS DAD SEES AND SAYS,"WHAT YA GOT THERE SON,SOME COOKIES;WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME SOME?"
LIL BOY RESPONDS,"I DON'T KNOW DAD,CAN YOUR DICK TOUCH YOUR ASS?"
FATHERE RESPONDS,"WELL OFCOURSE IT CAN"
L
Your A Angel To MeYOUR AN ANGEL TO ME
IS IT THE TWINKLING IN YOUR EYES
OR IS IT THE SMILE ON YOUR FACE OR
JUST YOUR WIT
OR THE LOVELY THINGS YOU SAY AND DO
THAT LIFTS ONE'S HEART A BIT
THERE IS SO MUCH MORE THAT IT COULD BE
BUT THERE IS ONE THING THAT I KNOW FOR SURE
YOUR SIMPLY AN ANGEL TO ME!!!
I AM SO THANKFUL FOR MY FRIENDS BECAUSE NO MATTER WHEN, WHERE, OR TIME I KNOW YOUR GOING TO BE THERE FOR ME!!
Things I Hatepeople who choose the urinal trough to vomit in instead of the toilet 2 feet away.......really?.......wow.......really?, ebonics, that stupid flippy haircut the boys get these days that make em constantly flip their hair out of their eyes, guys in white belts and girl pants.......guess thats emo huh?.............um........really?....being bloated, anything where you add mayonaise and call a "salad", not having the balls to say how you feel, people who use drunkeness as an excuse......for anything, beggars, coffee flavored anything that isnt coffee, when you look at someones picture and they look hot but when you look at the rest you realize theyre fat, cheetos, dogs in sweaters, more to come the fact that SOMEONE thinks shes helping but all shes doing is making me full, kraft maccaroni and cheese......its gotta be velveeta, the day after white castle, fresh cut fingernails, creamy peanut butter, the fact that i just realized i dont have to keep making new ones, the guy on this site
Poetry Such As It IsI am a man divided, full of anger
Yet wanting only to rid myself of its taint
Every step forward has that moment
In the corner of my eye, the evil I feel
Creeping inside me
Eating at what I want to be
I can't get away from its source, not yet
I am still held back by the consequences
Of actions done out of love that nearly destroyed me
I felt like a murderer holding the knife
Ready to plunge it in the heart of the one I held dearest
And I did, having no choice but to believe
That what I wanted most was only destroying me
That was the day I lost faith in everything I felt was pure
I lost my innocence the day I betrayed my own heart to do as I was told
Can I ever forgive myself?
Life was never guaranteed to be fair
But all I want is a chance to live a happy life
Free of the things that anger me
Is forgiveness too much for a man without a soul left to sell?
Will the villain inside ever go away? What do people mean when they say normal?
Is it the stereotyped American dr
Show Some Love To White Tail Hunter PleaseHugs to my Confederate Family! Everyone is just totally AWESOME!
We need to help White Tail Hunter Leveling, he has a ways to go to get to Fuberlord, but lets start helping him today. He has been excellent in rating other family members.
LETS ROCK HIS PAGE AND SHOW JUST HOW MIGHTY WE ARE!!!!
Hugs to my Confederate Family! Everyone is just totally AWESOME!
We need to help White Tail Hunter Leveling, he has a ways to go to get to Fuberlord, but lets start helping him today. He has been excellent in rating other family members.
LETS ROCK HIS PAGE AND SHOW JUST HOW MIGHTY WE ARE!!!!
Hugs to my Confederate Family! Everyone is just totally AWESOME!
We need to help White Tail Hunter Leveling, he has a ways to go to get to Fuberlord, but lets start helping him today. He has been excellent in rating other family members.
LETS ROCK HIS PAGE AND SHOW JUST HOW MIGHTY WE ARE!!!!
11/14/07Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I am doing soooooooooooooo much better today. I can lift leg, bend knee etc. pain was tolerable so lol i almost forgot to take pain meds but got reminded when i took temp and it was already up to 99.3. Will post more after nurse is here on Thurs
Random Confessions Of A Sleep Deprived MindYep, it's rant time. Now, I know there are plenty of other blogs saying the same damn thing but you know what? This is complete and utter bullshit! I watch the MuMMs, I enjoy them and the comments. So, I came home today after being gone for a couple hours to this "new feature". I can see people voting, commenting, blah, blah, fucking blah. That's fine and dandy! I don't mind seeing what people do IF they want it to be seen. What I do mind is the fact that *I* have lost MY right to privacy! According to some, I have to buy a VIP to change it. Others say anyone can. Well... I DON'T HAVE AN OPTION FOR MY PRIVACY!!!
There are several issues I want to touch on here.
1) As some of you know, I do have a stalker on here. Not in play, not as friends but a REAL scary mother fucker who has obtained MY personal information and pictures of my youngest daughter against my knowledge and wishes. This stalker has posted pictures with my youngest childs' face in them. I have had to make a fake ac
Picshey to all my friends and fans,if u like have all my main pics on my space at r33p3r
RatingsI have to say that its annoying when people get so upset if you rate there picture anything other than a 10. If its a crappy picture don't put it on here or it will get rated low numbers. The rating is only for that picture not anyone as a person. But yet people still get all bent out of shape over it.That just shows how insecure and how childish people can be.
ThoughtsSome people look at the things we do with disgust and distaste. They see and hear about things that we do and only see the physical side of things. They like to believe that what we do is all for the physical pleasure that comes from this. That were merely succumbing to sins of the flesh. But what they dont seeis the other side of it. The mental side of it.
Your time with someone, metaphorically speaking, is like walking through an area unknown to you. Your interaction with that person is the path you walk along. During your time on this path, you come to many crossroads and your decisions during this walk show which direction you head at each crossroad. Many people prefer to choose the easy paths, the ones that are well lit and open. Theyre safe, nothing of come out an surprise you. But most people have a dark side to them and because of todays society they keep that dark side hidden for whatever reason. The paths that lead to that dark side would be the ones t
Loungehey ppl ... i have just created a lounge ... called Klub Swing ....
i am currently after all levels of staff to promote .... just pop in and say hi if you intersted
Karoke (me?)Hey fu-er's
Those of you (and you all know who you are)
that are fan's of my music...
Well in between writing my own songs,
I have a lot of fun doing the karoke (i think I spelled it right!)
so give a listen if you care to and join if you want to sing up a few as well...
peace and fu- hugs...greggace
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Need Help!hi all
as you may or may not no im a member of hott bombers of fubar and we need new members!!!
if you have time and would like to join our family
please click on link below and tell them you would like to join and that big daddy carl sent ya !!
thanks
http://fubar.com/hottbombers i know if we work together and bomb the heck out of this she can win!!!!
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Mr. P. NessI, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
Response
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety
R.i.p. Kenya Duncan14 YEARS AGO 2DAY I FOUND MY FRIEND KENYA MURDERED BUT THANKS 2 GOD HER SIX WEEK OLD DAUGHTER WAS SPARED.....ITS A ROUGH DAY FOR ME AND I DONT USUALLY TALK ABOUT IT BUT A NEW FRIEND CONVINCED ME IT MIGHT HELP.....WAS NOT ALL BAD THOUGH CAUSE I DID SAVE HER DAUGHTER HER SISTER AND MYSELF THAT DAY.JUST WANNA LET HER KNOW ILL NEVER FORGET HER AND WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR HER CHILD SO SOMEDAY I CAN TELL HER WHAT A SPECIAL MOM SHE HAD.....R.I.P MY FRIEND...IN MEMORY OF KENYA DUNCAN! TY DUNNO WHY TODAY SO MUCH BUT HAVE YOU EVER FELT LIKE U WERE STANDING IN A ROOM SCREAMING WITH A MILLION PEOPLE BUT NOONE COULD SEE OR HEAR YOU? LIKE YOU WERE INVISIBLE OR DIDNT EVEN EXIST OR BELONG ANYWHERE? WELL THATS HOW I FEEL TODAY...LIKE IF I DIED TODAY NOONE WOULD EVEN KNOW OR CARE....I KNOW A FEW WOULD BUT FOR HOW LONG? LOL ANYWAY THATS HOW I FEEL TODAY...
My Soldier My HeroBaby, as I sit in class just wanted to let you know I'm thinking about you & I love you. Missing you sooooo much.
Alway's your's,
Kayla We all want it, we all search for it, we all hope once we find it that it stays forever. Now if youre asking yourself what is this, that we all want so bad. Its LOVE. Everyone wants to be loved, and needed by someone special. Well I have that someone special. Hes my soldier. He came into my life and totally captivated me. Theres nothing I wouldnt do for him. Id climb the highest mountain, swim the deepest ocean, or walk through burning coals, for I know at the end Id be in his arms where I belong. Im deleting fubar and my account if you wish to stay in touch add me kayla.the_cowgirl thats yahoo of course. Thanks
DunnoI know this is most likely a waste of time, but to those of you who do read it, thanx. I wanted to say thank you to all the "real" people out there. My faith in mankind has been lost, but you are pulling it back. Just wanted to say thanks. You know if you are or not.
Shootin The Shit!I was talking to a friend at work this morning an outta the blue I say:I need to ask you a question....So he says what??.....An I say:So,how does it feel to be an asshole!?.....Lmao...Much love,muahs to all!
Life Is Beautiful"Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start now and make a brand new ending".
The Best Nfl Team Ever?If we had sporting royalty in this country, Don Shula would be it. He's our national grand uncle of pro football. When he opens his mouth, we wait for the golden nuggets of NFL history and wisdom to tumble out.
That's why he caused quite a stir last week when he told the New York Daily News that the New England Patriots were in jeopardy of being labeled the Barry Bonds of NFL history -- and then backpedaled on the "Mike & Mike" show on ESPN Radio the next day.
Perhaps Shula was just trying to protect the honor of his 1972 Dolphins, the only team to turn in a perfect season. Maybe he was just trying to spark a little debate, start a little bar-room sports argument about the best Super Bowl team ever, anticipating that the Patriots are headed to 16-0 and their fourth Lombardi Trophy.
So, let's jump in. If the Pats hoist Vince on Feb. 3 in Arizona -- and go undefeated in the process -- let's make no mistake about it: They will be the best Super Bowl team ever. And
Cruel And Evilwhy is it people can hurt people like they do?have they no heart?no soul? no shame?why is it always im the one to get hurt?what do i do wrong?im tired of being hurt and quite frankly am about to explode on everyone.so if your into hurting people i suggest you take me off your friends list now because if you hurt me you will feel my revenge and it wont be pretty.im sick of all of this sick and tired fake people and all.if your a true friend thank you very much and know you are the ones who are in my heart and always will have a place there. im givin everyone on my list 3 days to tell me if they want to stay on if i get no response you will be deleted.im tired of fake people
Waking Up (nsfw)I woke up this morning and jumped in the shower, still sleepy i grabbed my razor and shaved.
As one of y hands reached done to scratch my balls i noticed i needed to shave them again so i did.
fter my showe i went online with my towel around my waist and booked a flight to the states, last minute so i'd be able to arrive there the same day.
on my way to the airport and in the plane the only thing i could think of was looking you in your gorgeous eyes and tears your clothes from your body.
Appearantly the stewardess noticed that my line of thoguhts wasn't completely pure cause she kept walking by and gave me a few winks and smiles.
But i was too much in lust to pay much attention to her.
Finally the plane landed and i was able to get out and run to the gate to see if you were their waiting...
When i finally got my bags and cleared through customs, i saw you standing a bit in the back, rather close to the public restrooms.
Slowly i walked up to you and kissed your lips forcing my
Your Mother Is Always With YouOk let me try this again. I received this this morning and it was so moving to me that I shed a few tears. Hope you all enjoy as much as I did!
Your Mother is always with you
She's the whisper of the leaves as you walk down the street,
She's the smell of certain foods you remember, flowers you pick and
perfume that she wore.
She's the cool hand on your brow when you're not feeling well.
She's your breath in the air on a Cold winter's day.
She is the sound of the rain that lulls you to sleep, the colors of a rainbow.
She is Christmas morning. Your Mother lives inside your laughter.
And she's crystallized in every tear drop.
A mother shows every emotion..........
Happiness, sadness, fear, jealousy, love, hate, anger, helplessness,
excitement, joy, sorrow.....and all the while, hoping and praying you
will only know the Good feelings in life.
She's the place you came from, your first home, and she's the map
You follow with every step you
WithinGoing insane,
Trying to cope/
Knowing my life,
Has no hope.
I've hurt her,
More than I can bear/
Now we're splitting apart,
The perfect pair.
Here I go,
Scream my lungs out/
To try to get to you,
So I don't live without...
My only one,
One that I want/
I want you,
My only one.
I know I've hurt you,You've hurt me too/
Just know that my last breath,
Will be breathed for you.
We don't have to speak,
But let's do it alone/
Let's turn off the computer,
The T.V. and the phones.
I want to get,
To know you again/
So we can unleash,
The love within.
ContestsAuction ends 4-1-08
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Bubba
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The 2ndWell I only have 8 weeks left before my second child will be here. I wasn't sure at first if I was ready, but who ever is. I am more than ready
now, since I have the help and support of her father. Even though things are alittle tough, with his support and my son we will all be just fine. It is nice to actually think of the 4 of us as a "FAMILY". As I count down the days, I am nervous and exceited at the same time, but I know she will be DEFINATLY worth the wait!
Random Thoughts And StuffMan recounts his meeting with Bigfoot
By GARY CORSAIR, DAILY SUN
In the early-morning blackness, partially bathed in a Hollywood-weird glow of incandescent light and rolling fog, Dan Jackson slowly uncoiled from a half-hour crouch in his hiding place behind a garbage Dumpster.
What he saw the very thing he had spent 20 years looking for was so terrifying, Jackson would see it in his broken sleep for months.
A dark, hairy head. Glistening black eyes. A mouth full of bared teeth clenched in rage.
He was huffing like a damn freight train, recalled Jackson, a venomous-snake expert from Lithia, who claims he came face to face with a fearsome creature he once didnt believe existed.
In November 1983, if you had asked me whether I believed in Bigfoot or Sasquatch, I would have said, You mean that thing Hollywood made movies about? Are you crazy? No, of course not, says Jackson, an experienced outdoorsman who trapped alligators before he began extrac
Sappy Stuff44)Stars
How lovely stars are to watch at
in the middle of the night, glaring
Just looking deep in those sparkling light
those bright eyes of the skies
shining over us as we sleep or lay awake
There must have lived a great man once
since he was able to get hold of a few
And placing them in your head, as eyes
was the best thing he could ever do
A great master of life he was indeed
Some might say it wasn't such a good thing
since people get mesmorized by your glare
But then are those people sane enough
sane enough to judge and to survive ??
The magical charisma you radiate
The gorgeous look you can give to a man
The adorable smile, your lips can form
The great feeling your words can give
or even the stupidity you can cast
upon us the weaker souls in life, men
You're an example of the marvellous things
mother earth gives us humans in life
Never have we laid eyes upon such a beauty
perfectly shaped, with eyes to die for
It's you darling, Stareyes, a lady
RandomI just got some SERIOUS de-ja vu browsing someone's photos, talking on the shoutbox, reading Cyanide and Happiness.. it reminds me of a dream I had when I was roughly 15 years old, and wondering why FTJ looked so weird in my dream..
Not that that's important but Sylvia Browne says that de-ja vu means that you're where you're supposed to be in life.
So.. apparently I'm meant to be rating photos, and reading ridiculous comics all day..
Just randomness. I apologize for anyone reading this way-too-long pile of nonsense!
Mewsingsi just found out that it's quite possible that my new grandbaby is a girl !!
according to my dil's OB the heartrate is 164 which is common when the fetus is female..
HOTDAMN !!
i'm so excited i can hardly stand it !!
it's going to be a treat to see my grandson as a big brother.. *purrr*
i just received a letter in the mail from my former monster-in-law.. (hope you don't mind i stole your metaphor angelsissy LOL)
wow.. the woman will stop at nothing to get a rise out of me. it will be sent back to her unopened of course.
well now you're asking, how did i know it was from her?? not only did the postmark give her away, plus the fact that she didn't put her return address on it (eyeroll) the woman still spells my name wrong (after 20+ years she still can't get it right)
gotta give her credit though, she's finally standing up for her son after all this time.
attagirl.. yeah.. whatever.
My Dedicationif any of my freinds have actually listened to my player on my profile you will know what I am talkin about the fourth song on the player I have deicated to both of my ex wives in real life. So if you have not listened you should lmao if you want If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out).
1. Would you be in control?
2. Would you let me pull your hair?
3. Would you whisper in my ear?
4. Would you talk dirty to me?
5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
6. Would you say my name?
7. Would you go down on me?
8. Would you let me give you a hickie?
9. How many rounds would we go?
10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?
12. Would you lick and bite me all over?
13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?
14. Would you want me to take my time?
15.
Latest On NyeveVery kewl news! Hooters has come on board the New Years Eve party and will be supplying food and beverages to our partygoers. Welcome to this awesome sponsor!
Poetry*Memories*
Life has taken a drastic turn,
Your days are filled with heartaches, tears, and concern.
The house may feel empty.
You may search for something that you wish was still there.
You know in your heart the emptiness will always be there.
It is our memories that keep them Near.
As each day goes by, it seems hopeless no matter how hard you try.
Hoping you hear, The sound of their voice so soft and clear.
If you listen closely that hope you will hear.
The memories are what get us through the many tears.
Listen to the sound, the sound of angels dancing around.
Though they aren't here upon the ground.
It is because of them the laughter soon will be found.
So listen closely I say.
All of the angels will be together again one day.
When you sit there and hope to see,
A glimpse of what life use to be.
Don't be sad if it doesn't appear.
It will be in the slightest breeze that I will,
gently kiss your cheek.
It will be the memory to give you that peace.
If you find
BouncersI've probably spent more time on here today than I have in a long time. WTF is up with the bouncers today? I can't tell you haow many times I've been ID Checked. It's not that big of an inconvenience, but it seems that the system should be able to pic out the fakes from the real users.
Poems And SongsI relive it all the time, Always burning in my mind
Is there nowhere I can hide? Could I please get some sleep tonight?
Anxiety from mental conformity
From the face you never see, can you feel my insanity?
I scream inside, but it's only in my mind
And my hand is on the knife, God there's gotta be a better life
I see the blood as it's pouring like a flood
But it never seems enough, I've gotta get across to you
How I feel......Is this real?.......Are you there?.....
I heard you laughing as I
Cried in your face, told me that I'm replaced
Cause you can't stand the taste of the face that taunts you
Held to the floor as he made you a whore
Your brother's face you abhor, but it's me that haunts you
Tom got the prize, but he'll only find lies
Cause behind your blue eyes there's a world he can't see
Just like before we all fall to the floor
As you settle your score I can hear you laughing.......
I'm hiding all the time, secret thoughts you'll never find
Lock the door to my
La Vida TombolaSinger : Manu Chao
Song & Lyrics : Manu Chao
Si yo fuera Maradona
viviria como el
Si yo fuera maradona
frente a cualquier porteria
Si yo fuera maradona
nunca m'equivocaria
Si yo fuera maradona
perdido en cualquier lugar
La vida es una tombola
de noche y de dia
la vida es una tombola
y arriba y arriba...
Si yo fuera maradona
viviria como el
...mil cohetes...mil amigos
y lo que venga a mil por cien...
si yo fuera maradona
saldria en mondovision
para gritarle a la FIFA
que ellos son el gran ladron !
la vida es una tombola
de noche y de dia...
la vida es una tombola
y arriba y arriba...
Si yo fuera maradona
viviria como el
porque el mundo es una bola
que se vive a flor de piel
si yo fuera maradona
frente a cualquier porqueria
nunca me equivocaria
si yo fuera maradona
y un partido que llamar
si yo fuera maradona
perdido en cualquier lugar
la vida es una tombola
de noche y de dia
la vida es una tombola
Contest HelpI have three Battles going on MyYearbook.com. Anyone that can help, please do so. Here are the links.
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Life Or Something Like It 16I have been working away at invoices. I really hate incompetence! I actually thought I was all done with the quarter ending September a few weeks ago. Isn't this November? I made an appointment to see my accountant to go over everything and I find out from my step sister that she doesn't have everything done. It doesn't help that my Dad has been gone for almost a month between two trips he has taken!
So I had to reschedule my appointment 2 times. I am going this Friday only to just have gotten an email from the accountant saying she has a conflict now with it because she has to leave by noon. I told her I could be there as early as 6:00am if she needed me to! ARGH!!!!! Not going to be fun.
So last night Peter brings in my package from work. It has a stack of invoices in it. I sifted through them this morning separating Sepetember from October....again, isn't this November??? I now went through all of the Sept. ones and added them in and checked to see if they were
Holiday CardsWhen sending out your holiday greeting cards this
season, please add
this address to your list:
A Recovering American Soldier
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Washington, DC 20307-5001
This nice gesture will go a long way to a wounded
soldier away from
family/friends.
Please pass this on if you feel it's a good thing to
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How Do I Post A Video?Ok so i am bit computer retarded lol n i want to post a video on here if u could help i'd apperciate it
thanks so much
Help Is NeededMy dear friend is in need of assistance. please leave a few comments on her contest.
K.k. Butter's Buttery InsightIf you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the famous erudite scientist who once said:
"I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates."
His mind sees things differently than most of us do, to our amazement, and amusement.
Here are some of his gems:
1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend,...but she left me
One WishIf I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.
Small Town HellI hate xmas, hate it hate it hate it
For the most part my girls are good kids, they dont ask for anything through out the year. But come xmas..they go hells bells with thier lists.
sooo..at the end of the day it comes down to this..
Hours spent shopping
Dealing with fucking people who after the first hour or so i seem to loose my suthun manners and start to get pissy.
Waaay too much money spent..again
and why..
so some fucking asshole rat bastard named SANTA cant get all the credit!
to my girls credit, i must admit, it could be worst, they could be these girlie girls who need make up and expensive clothes. Mine are the type that if its black..its cool. If it has skulls on it, they are happy. My youngest..well shes the girlie girl, but shes 7 so it doesnt count, if it has hello kitty on it..its all good.
Because I cant be arsed to freakin keep answering these questions..
Im 2nd generation Italian
Born in NY, raised in Houston Texas
I have 3 daughters, 15 12
I Need Points!!!Ok so I get points on here as fast as Bob Dole gets it up WITHOUT Viagra. I need some points badly...
So what I'm asking you all to do is to rate all my pics. I don't have a lot so you could rate them all. Or, if you could put me in your profile telling people to rate me and add me and all that, that would work to. I will try my best to return the favor (eye for an eye, rate for a rate).
Thanks everyone!
PS: Be sure to send me a private message to tell me that you rated my pics or added me to your profile as someone to check out (so I can do the same to you!)
Sleeping Alone...i really need to get my head checked... watch/listen to the video on my page and this is what i'm going through right now... he fucked me over, i let it happen again. wtf, i'm tired of putting myself out there, i'm not a fucking doormat youknow... oh well, i gave him another chance, and he shit on that too... oh well.. later
Goodbye Betraying Heart....my already cold heart, has now frozen into a permenant block of unbreakable ice. i will never truely fall in love agian. i will spend the rest of my life alone because i cant handle this pain that explodes within my chest, stealing my breathe, feeling like my chest is crushing inward. goodbye days of lust, longing, and love. i will never forget you, but i cannot allow you to intrude upon my spirit any longer.........
RancidRANCID LYRICS
"Daly City Train"
He was an artist and a writer
and a poet and a friend
In a man's life he will take a fall
but how low he goes it just depends
He's shooting dope in the men's room
at the station daly city train
Have you ever seen an angel well I know I have
they'll stay here for a while and then they'll fly away
Jackyl had a beer in his hand last time I seen him
When he rolled the dice he never thought twice
never thought twice about being here
Some grown up and some grow old
but what about the kid who never learned the rules
Spent all these years on this earth
when you look back it's just a flicker of time
Jackyl was one of the one's that perished
He was one of the one's that was already saved
Through all the evil and wreckage
he maintained a sense of himself
Jackyl had a beer in his hand last time I seen him
When he rolled the dice he never thought twice
never thought twice about being here
Some men are in prison even though the
Love Starts With A SmileLove starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over someone
who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to
forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST
thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else .DON'T let the past hold you back,
your missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORt. If you dont look around once in a while you
might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is life a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE.
Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God
forgot to give us.When it HURTS to look bac, and your're SCARED to look ahead, you can
look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there.TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER ENDS".
Friends are FOREVER.Good friends are like STARS You dont always see them, but you know
they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.
What do you do
Girls In My CircleGIRLS IN MY CIRCLE
When I was little, I used to believe in the concept of one best friend.
And then I started to become a woman.
And then I found out that if you allow your heart to open up,
God would show you the best in many friends.
One friend is needed when you're going through things with your man.
Another friend is needed when you're going through things with your mom.
Another will sit beside you in the bleachers as you delight in your children and their activities.
Another when you want to shop, share, heal, hurt, joke, or just be.
One friend will say, 'Let's cry together, '
Another , 'Let's fight together,'
Another , 'Let's walk away together.'
One friend will meet your spiritual need,
Another your shoe fetish,
Another your love for movies,
Another will be with you in your season of confusion,
Another will be your clarifier,
Another the wind beneath your wings.
But whatever their assignment in your life,
On whatever the occasion,
On wha
Feet?I'm addicted to looking at photos... I'm a "photo-man-whore." I've come to notice that lots of women have pics of their feet. Most of these pics are labeled "As requested."
Hmmmm... now a woman can certainly have pretty feet, but I don't really get that much satisfaction from seeing foot photos from every angle.
So, are there really that many guys on here that are REALLY into feet? Or is it just one that really gets around? Makes me wonder...
What Really Ticks Me Offyou want to know what reall pisses me off i am a fan of 100 people but only 25 are a fan of me whats up with that people
Thoughts Of A MindThere comes a time in every one life when you must start making changes. Rather there big or small it doesnt really matter up to a point. A small change can be just as affective in your life as a large one can be. Believe me I have been thru a lot of them, big and small. Changes are not an easy thing to do. It may seem like some are but they really not. One of the hardest changes that people go thru is getting older. Because the older you get the more thing change, that is just part of life. As you get older you look at thing different then you did when you was younger. Change can also be bad or good; it just depends on the situation. But regardless of the change it seems to always work out. Or at less you hope it does any way. Most of the changes in one life will never be notice by your self. Only when one points it out do we really see it, and then there are the usual changes that you and everyone else sees. Usually theyre the ones that you would conceder to be major changes. This
My PerceptionsSad today because a good e friend passed away... and was given an assignment by another dear friend to divert my mind.
do the following...
questions are below
go to google
on the images pages
search the answer to the question
post an image that appears on the first page.
1. The age you will be on your next birthday:
2. A place you'd like to travel:
3. Your favorite place:
4. Your favorite object:
5. Your favorite food:
6. Your favorite animal:
7. Your favorite color:
8. The town in which you were born:
9. The town in which you live:
11. The first name of a past love:
13. Your nickname/screenname:
14. Your first name:
Understanding Words Women UseUnderstanding words women use
9 words women use
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think
Random Writings..songs N SuchI'm sittin here late at night, Starin at this computer screen...
Talkin to all these people man, makes me think alot about my teens.
Fuck all these people came from outta nowhere..
and now i can't get the thoughts outta here
laughin to myself when i smoke my weed
everyone thinks..fuck yeah she's strange indeed..
But hey i've always been the one outta place
The one who always gets up in your face
But it wasn't always me who stepped up first
My Buddy Edy was she a fuckin torch!
One small spark would set her right off a fire burnin in her eyes
One look she could make ya paralyzed
terrified not knowing what she'll do next
You'd better run cause you're her next conquest.
Now there was jen who was the third of our crew
and fuck man messin with her was like messing with two
She'd beat you down and laugh in your face
then drag your ass all over the place
The three of us tight yeah like sisters..
With a fury like a fuckin twister...
Now things got bad n shit got sai
SomedayI'm moving out of state & will be without the NET 4 awhile, but I'll be back ASAP. I'll miss all of my true friends & CONFEDERATE FAMILY here. But I'll be back. I'll be leaving on 11/15/07 Keep showing my pg. luv & when I get back, I'll return the luv :D
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Read MeYour eyes
which first held me captivated
where I stood.
Your smile
to dazzle the sun
and warm every corner of my soul.
Your voice
like a sparkling mountain stream
which flows into my heart.
Your walk
and the way your gracefulness
takes my breath away.
Your hair
about which I dreamed
cascading into my face
as you leaned over me.
Your hands
whose caress I crave
to hold my face
in their tenderness.
Your arms
I long to have around my neck
as you pull me close
to your warmth.
Most of all
everything you are
changed the way I feel about my life.
I love you.
You look into my eyes and see things you don't understand.
Am I a mystery? I think not.
You look at my smile;
You search for something that isn't there.
Am I a mystery? I think not.
You listen to my voice, and call me an angel.
This angel is flesh and blood,
Not a doll to be put on show.
You see - I'm not a mystery.
I am me.
I am flesh and blood.
Touch me; I wont break.
There's no
My BlogRough sex facts
Repost this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years.
If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm.
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.
Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth
The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.
Having nice sex burns 358 calories.
Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal
Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one han
d.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal
Put on Protection
hard ..
Wha Di Bloodclatt A Gwan Inna God Worldnow usually me nuh write blog r dem ting dey but many of us can relate to wha mi bout fi write ppl yall fi stop get vex wid ppl when dem dont call u or dem seem to busy fi u u dont know what ppl go threw on a daily basis ofcourse u have some ppl in this world who fulla shit dem talk dem bag a efry bout how dem too busy fi evensen u a text message yet dem a chat to other ppl every friggin day but some ppl really do have alot of thing going on in they life and if ur a true friend u will understand dat but if u see say dem ppl yah a just avoid u tell dem fi fuk off n suk out dem mumma hole but try to understand that sometimes ppl dont deal wid situations the way u would deal wid it at one point in life we all make a choice on if we gonna call or text or write someone but eventually u call n write them for does of us thats a true friend just be there for when that person calls u n if they aint atleast u can sleep at night cuzz u know u not the one doing them wrong n fi di pussyhole dem wey
Novocaine For The SoulBand : Eels
Song & Lyrics : Eels
Life is hard, and so am I:
You'd better give me something so I don't die.
Novocaine for the soul
Before I sputter out. {x2}
Life is white and I am black,
Jesus and his lawyer are coming back.
Oh my darling, will you be here
Before I sputter out. (x3)
Guess who's living here with the great undead.
This paint-by-numbers life is fucking with my head,
Once again.
Life is good and I feel great,
'Cause mother says I was a great mistake.
Novocaine for the soul
You'd better give me something to fill the hole
Before I sputter out. (x5)
People Needs To StopPeople on here thinks when they first talk to someone they should get perverted!I dont understand cause i dont want to talk about ur penis or any other private area.I wonder if u talked to someone who liked it and u thought everybody does? So dont talk to me unless u Have something to say
Mother HenI thought perhaps of all the places I belong to online this might be the best place to see if I can find a HERO for these children.
We spend hours and time online and have fun yes. But I think being online we can impact the holiday season with a greatness!
I started a group online that helps those in need at Christmas time. I do personally sponsor many of the families but the need has grown so big this year that I am reaching out to my internet friends to see if I can find sponsors for these children who may otherwise not have a gift under their tree. These children are from across the country and their families have sent in all the information and are verified as "in need".
So if you would like to sponsor christmas for child or help out with our wishlist please follow the link below or message me for more information. Also we can provide a tax deductible receipt if you need one.
http://www.walmart.com/giftregistry/gr_detail.do?registryId=86183317189
YOU CAN CHOOSE TO HAVE IT
Kandrawhy do it hurt so bad when you hurt the one you love to see her cry it make you feel
so bad in your heart when you can set there and dream about her waking up and she
not laying by you and you thank is it a dream your not
i fall in love with a girl i meet on tagged the is the one i love more then anything in life i did something stupe to make here cry and i wish i nevr did i love her with all my heart and soul i will never hurt her again love is show from the heart not from anything else
love you for ever
and i will never hurt you again
What I Like11/14/07
Things I like.......being with family and friends. Having close friends over for dinner. Chatting all hours of the night.
Being held when I'm afraid...or when I'm not. Making love like theres tomorrow even though there could be.
Walking in a slow mist rain. Getting dirty when I go wheelin and racing into the house as I am taking my clothes off to jump in the shower.
Laughing til my sides hurt. Helping an elderly person (hey I'm getting there ya know). Just sitting there listening to children laugh when they are swinging. I love to swing myself.....and yeah I laugh too.
Sometimes I Wonder.Mental Illness And What It Means To Me.
Mental illness assures me that I'll sleep well knowing
it can only get worse.
Mental illness fills my world with colorful and delightful
friends and associates.
Mental illness gives me the courage to fight on, because
I KNOW I'm going to be victorious and end up Supreme
Executive Dictator Of The Universe.
Mental illness keeps me aware of those around me and
those around me aware of me.
Mental illness is the best thing that ever happened to me,
for now I have an excuse for totally uncalled for, purely idiotic
behavior at any given moment.
Mental Illness Be Praised!
R. Seaverns
Dec. 20, 2005
Sometimes I wonder why...
Why people choose to be as they are.
Why I choose to be who and what I am.
Why others look down upon each other.
Why people have expectations of one another.
Sometimes I wonder When...
When will humanity cease to be as it is and has been.
When those who can not see the big picture will become e
LifeThose who follow the rules are letting fear lead them.
For those who do not follow the rules, Life is simple. They make choices and they don't look back.
Sexy Things I Love!Go check out this site, its Adult toys and lingerie, so be warned, but there is a sale and a ton of great stuff. I know there are a alot things I want for Christmas there.
www.bwylde.com http://www.bwylde.com/index.php?osCsid=c32d22b508d0ec974a90032b6aba9e2e
This link above has some of the HOTTEST adult toys and lingerie I have ever seen!!! There are so many things that i just cant live without. Please check it out, and if you want my wish list just let me know. lol
XOXO
Raen
Stories Of The NightI lay there in my bed.. just past midnight. The cold night breeze kisses my warm skin.. the tiny hairs on the back of my neck stand on end.. sleeping.. dreaming.. and you hovering in.. as if in a cloud of air.. standing above my bed.. you can hear the pulsating of my heartbeat.. and you can smell the warm blood that are in the veins that are so apparent. You lean in.. move my hair away from my swanlike neck.. placing your fangs upon my flesh.. piercing the skin and drinking of my essence..almost to the last drop of crimson.. then you stand up.. wipe the last drop from your cold lips.. feeling my life intertwine with yours..the feeling is almost overwhelming.. but you leave backing into the shadows in whilst you came.. Leaving me alone one again. Every night he watches her. Wanting, wishing for something that he cant have. This wont keep him from her, he is adolescence after all; the rules mean nothing to him. So he sits on the rooftop across from her window. He knows she cannot see h
Thankswell deleted most of my friends i never talk to them so whats the point on having them on so bye bye to the rest still on glad to have u till i get pissed and deltet them too lol Just wanted to thank everyone for helping me out when i first got here......it was really helpful and enjoy chatting with everyone of you
Just HereHanging out surfing cyberspace. Found a bar seems to be the place. Making new friends keeping the old. That's the name of the game or so I'm told. Rate me, fan me, add me if you dare. I won't argue, see if I care. Just jumped on the fubar band wagon. Hoping to find some friendships here and just hang around with some cool groups. Need connections always, never know who you're gonna meet. So say hello and lets get to know each other.
A New Chapter In My Life BeginsOk, today is differant somehow.
All the mean things. All the pain intentionaly caused.
Today feels differant. Like I have walked away from a train wreck and I was unscathed minus a few bruises and cuts.
I feel good about myself and I feel like I can take on anything and win. anyone wanna wrastle?
I got a lot done today but not as much as I had planned on. Still stuff to do as I sat and let everything go while wallering in my misery and pitty.
Not anymore! I am up and at em again. Like the song goes...let your loss be your lesson and baby did I learn a HUGE lesson!
No, I am not tainted. I know that some day I can let someone in. Someday.
Anyhow I am feeling a heck of a lot better. Had a friend to help yank my ass out of the dark and MAKE me see that there is still a new day every morning. Learning alot about that other person did help me find my way back.
'
So, I am back. Ornery look in my eye and a lop sided grin. Only gets better and better everyday
Anywayby Sylvette Murray
Here's to all those girls who used to be his number one.
The ones who waited all night for him to call, only to check the caller ID the next morning and be disappointed.
The ones who made it through that bitter break up, dried
your own tears, and moved on with your life, only to have him walk back in it months later like nothing ever happened.
Those of you who cried on the first day you talked again because you knew exactly where this phone call was going.
The ones who listened to him say, I only want to be your friend,
one day, and the next, listened to him say how much he loves and misses you.
We deserve something, and this is our tribute.
Here's to the ones that took him back, hoping that maybe this time, he was different, hoping that maybe people really do change.
We listened to our friends tell us that we were stupid for even thinking about giving him another chance, caught crap from our parents, and even snuck around to see him for
Just Stuffok so I doubt this really qualifies as a blog but I don't care it's hilarious!!!
There are a lot of words that you can use to describe men - strong, caring, loving - they'd be wrong - but you could still use them.
Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes. It's our job to stomp them, and then keep them in the dark until they mature. And hopefully they'll turn out to be something we would like to have dinner with.
Men-tal Anxiety. . . Men-opause. . .
Men-tal Breakdown. Ever noticed that all problems start with MEN?
Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A. They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!
Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy h
Kids Showing Us The Way!!You make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice?
At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: "When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?"
The audience was stilled by the query.
The father continued. "I believe that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handicapped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child"
Then he told the following story:
Shay
Naughty ApplicationREPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS!
LET THE FUN BEGIN........
1.Your Name:
2.Age:
3.Favorite position:
4. Do you think I'm cute?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8.Would you take a shower with me?
9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10.Would you leave after or stay the night?
11.Do you like cuddling afterwards?
14.Condom or skin?
15.Have sex on the first date?
16.Would you kiss me during sex?
17.Do you think I would be good in bed?
18. Would you use me as a booty call?
19.Can I use you as a booty call?
20.Can we take pictures of the act?
21.How long would we have sex?
22.Would you tell your friends about me?
29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU!
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Woman's WorthIn a brief conversation, a man asked a woman he was pursuing the question, "What kind of man are you looking for?"
She sat quietly for a moment before looking him in the eye and asking, "Do you really want to know?"
Reluctantly, he said, "Yes."
She began to explain...
"As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man what he can do for me that I can't do for myself. I pay my own bills. I take care of my household without the help of any man...or woman for that matter. I am in the position to ask, "What can you bring to the table?"
The man looked at her. Clearly he thought that she was referring to money.
She quickly corrected his thought and stated, "I am not referring to money. I need something more. I need a man who is striving for perfection in every aspect of life."
He sat back in his chair, folded his arms, and asked her to explain.
She said, "I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection mentally because I need conversation and mental
Health8 Winter Tips for Healthy Living
A better diet, a little more exercise -- healthy living is easy if you take it one tip at a time.
by Wendy C. Fries
WebMD Medical NewsReviewed by Jonathan L. Gelfand, MD
Holidays, stress, post-holidays, even more stress -- who has time for taking care of ourselves?
You do! Resolve to follow these eight diet, exercise, and lifestyle tips, and you can be good to yourself this winter -- and all year long.
Enjoy the Benefits of Yogurt
It's creamy smooth, packed with flavor -- and just may be the wonder food you've been craving. Research suggests that that humble carton of yogurt may:
Help prevent osteoporosis
Reduce your risk of high blood pressure
Aid gastrointestinal conditions like inflammatory bowel disease and constipation
Prevent vaginal infections
Ready to take home a few cartons of yummy yogurt? When buying think low-fat, make sure the yogurt contains active cultures and vitamin D, and keep tabs on sugar content.
Help Holi
Jacked UpI'm sorry for not being perfect
I'm sorry I disappoint.
I'm sorry that I'm honest
I'm sorry you missed the point.
I'm sorry that you hate me.
I'm sorry for my ugly face.
I'm sorry about my problems
and I'm sorry about my disgrace.
I'm sorry I'm not good enough
I'm sorry I let you down.
I'm sorry for my insecurties
I'm sorry for screwing around.
I'm sorry for my moodiness
I'm sorry for my tears.
I'm sorry for my feelings
And I'm sorry for my fears.
I'm sorry that I'm human
And I'm sorry that I care.
I'm sorry for making you laugh
I'm sorry that I shared.
I'm sorry for having ideas of my own
Sorry 'bout trying so hard
So sorry for trying to be nice to you
I'm sorry I played the wrong card.
I'm sorry for you,
And I'm sorry for me
But most of all,
I'm sorry for being sorry.
Pyrategirl's Thoughts And StuffI Am A: Neutral Good Human Fighter (4th Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength-11
Dexterity-12
Constitution-12
Intelligence-14
Wisdom-14
Charisma-14
Alignment:Neutral Good A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias for or against order. However, neutral good can be a dangerous alignment because because it advances mediocrity by limiting the actions of the truly capable.
Race:Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.
Class:Fighters can be many things, from soldiers to criminal enforcers. Some see adventure as a way to get rich, while others us
Dee's Blogs...TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
HE LIVED ALL ALONE,
IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE.
I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY
WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE,
AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE.
I LOOKED ALL ABOUT,
A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE,
NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE.
NO STOCKING BY MANTLE,
JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND,
ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS.
WITH MEDALS AND BADGES,
AWARDS OF ALL KINDS,
A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND.
FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT,
IT WAS DARK AND DREARY,
I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER,
ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY.
THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE,
CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME.
THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE,
THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER,
NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER.
WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ?
CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED?
I REALIZED THE FAMILIES
THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT,
OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS
WHO WERE WILLING TO FI
My Lounge Death Bbg Special Forces Worked Hard For ItWE ARE SAFE IN OUR HOMES ROOF OVER OUR HEADS HOMECOOKED MEALS RUNNING WATER BEDS TO SLEEP IN AND OUR MILITARY SLEEPS ON DIRT FLOORS , IN TENTS IN THE RAIN , FOOD FAIR , AND ITS THIS IM DOIN THE BULLITEN " MY LOUNGE IF ANYONE WOULD LOOK " ITS JUST ABOUT THAT .SO , GO TO THE 1,000 PLUS LOUNGES WHATEVER BECAUSE MY HEART IS HERE IN MY LOUNGE FOR OUR TROOPS IM A NAVY MOM .
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Zen For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously...1. Save The Whales. Collect The Whole Set.
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2. A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, Night.
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3. On The Other Hand, You Have Different Fingers.
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4. I Just Got Lost In Thought. It Wasn't Familiar Territory.
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5. 42.7 Percent Of All Statistics Are Made Up On The Spot.
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6. Light Travels Faster Than Sound, Which Is Why Some People Appear Bright Until You Hear Them Speak.
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7. I Feel Like I'm Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe.
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8. Honk If You Love Peace And Quiet.
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9. Remember, Half The People You Know Are Below Average.
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10. He Who Laughs Last, Thinks Slowest.
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11. Depression Is Merely Anger Without Enthusiasm.
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12. The Early Bird May Get The Worm, But The Second Mouse Gets The Cheese.
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13. I Drive Way Too Fast To Worry About Cholesterol.
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14. Support Bacteria. They're The Only Culture Some People Have.
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15. Monday Is An Awful
Walkin The FencelineIm not as good as I advertise
But then again, who really is?
Judgment is thrown around so easily
But nobody wants to catch it, they just want to side step it
I think Ive finally had enough
Walking along the fenceline
Hands in my pockets got a million things on my mind
Im not sure what Im trying to find
So Ill just keep walking
Knowing itll come with time
Walking along the fenceline
Faith and time go hand in hand
And Ive found along the way my faith runs deep
Time is no longer one of my concerns
Think Ive gone astray, going the wrong way
Whys it so hard to simply be?
Oh you think Ive gone astray, going the wrong way
Whys it so hard to simply be?
Just walking along the fenceline
Blah!i have to go to work... it so sux!!! i need a drink! someone buy me one!
Questions That Haunt MeCan you cry under water?
How important does a person has to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but only get a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the same cloths you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Whats disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggages?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it called a hearing?
Why are you in a movie, but on TV?
why do people pay to go up tall building and then pay to to use binoculars to look at the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
FearOf Angels and Wolves whom do you fear most;
The Wolf or the Man, whom do you fear;
Fear the Angels, they know no remorse;
Fear the man, they are without remorse.
The Thirst ContinuesShe takes a sip and holds it on the tip of her tongue,
To savor the bitter sweetness.
The swirl of pleasure mixed with pain.
Silky smooth ripples slide down her insides.
Another moment slipped away.
She craves another delicious taste.
Another swallow of satisfaction.
Her mind replays the flavor,
As her mouth salivates.
She feeds on the memory,
Which tickles her taste buds.
She holds it on the tip of her tongue,
Savors the bitter sweetness,
The velvet morsel of bliss.
And she dances in tortured delight,
Until she can sip again.
Are You There?Are you there?
Do you hear my angry cries?
Can you feel my pain?
See the tears in my eyes?
you've never spoken a word,
though I've yelled aloud.
All I've heard is stories,
of which I'm sure you're proud.
So now I throw a thought at you,
I lift it to the air.
Or were you never there?
Where I am is a place of defeat
Of anger and frustration
Where I be is nowhere
You see
But a place that's occupied by only me
Little lonely me
Curled in the corner crying soft
Hugging shadows
In a loft made of dreams
In a time that's far beyond the me
I know inside
In landscape of tears
Mistrust
Confusion
And unworthiness
Where is my love my life
How can I get back to where you are
Where have those feelings of
Loveliness and kindness gotten me
Help me
Hug me
Tell me you love me
Show me a new path
and I'll be forever yours
Ha Ha HaHow many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women
Thank YouI would like to express my gratitude to all those that tried to help me win that Happy Hour in the contest.
Hang With Me!!If you are in the Richmond, Va. area and you just want to get out and do something come hang with me!! I have employees but you can always catch me Sundays @ The Pour House!!
Sundays:
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Short Pump
9:30 - 1:30
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Richmond, Virginia 23233
Air Hockey - Video Games - Wall To Wall TV's
Mondays :
Mars Bar Shockoe Bottom
10PM-2AM
115 N 18th St.
Richmond, VA 23223
804-644-MARS
Blacklight Pool Table
TUESDAYS :
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10:00 PM - 2:00 AM
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RICHMOND, VA.
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(804) 746-0033
Battle Of GuamThe Battle of Guam was a battle of the Pacific campaign of World War II, fought on the island of Guam in the Mariana Islands from 21 July 1944 to 10 August 1944.
Guam is the largest of the Marianas, 30 miles (48 km) long and 9 miles (14 km) wide. It had been a United States possession from the Spanish-American War of 1898 until it was captured by the Japanese on 11 December 1941. It was not as heavily fortified as the other Mariana Islands such as Saipan that had been Japanese possessions since the end of World War I, but by 1944 it had a large garrison.
The Allied plan for the invasion of the Marianas called for heavy preliminary bombardment, first by carrier aircraft and planes based in the Marshall Islands to the east, then once air superiority was gained, close bombardment by battleships. Guam was chosen as a target because its large size made it suitable as a base for supporting the next stage of operations towards the Philippines, Taiwan and the Ryukyu Islands; the deep-wat
Kids Talking About MarriageHOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having f
MAN...WTF THESE PPL. ON THIS SITE SMOKIN OR ON??? THESE MUTHAFUCKAS BE ON SOME OTHER SHIT AND IS GETTING ON MY FUCKING NERVES, ALL THIS FUCKIN BULLSHIT IS GOING TO BE THE REASON FUBAR FALLS. THESE BITCHES ON HERE NEED TO GET A FUCKIN LIFE OR DO WHAT THE FUCK EVER THEY NEED TO DO TO MAKE LIFE FOR THEMSELVES BETTER(STOP TRYING TO KEEP EYES OUTTA YOUR MESS BY MAKING OTHERS LOOK BAD). THEN MAYBE THEY WOULD NOT STRIVE SO HARD TO DRAG SOMEONE ELSE THRU THE FUCKIN MUD OR JUST COMPLICATE SHIT. WHEN I SIT BACK AND THINK ABOUT ALL THE SHIT I HAVE BEEN THRU ON FUBAR DUE TO PETTY ASS BULLSHIT (HE SAY AND MUTHA FUCKIN SHE SAY)MUTHA FUCK ALL OF THAT!!!!! LEARN TO KEEP MUTHAFUCKIN SKYLAR D. HESSEN OUT OF YOUR FUCKIN MOUTHES....DIDNT YOUR FUCKIN MAMMY TEACH YA DUMB ASS IF YOU AINT GOT SHIT TO FUCKIN SAY NICE DON'T SAY A GOD DAMNED THANG, OR TREAT OTHERS THE WAY YOU WANT TO BE FUCKIN TREATED, OR TWO FUCKIN WRONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGHT.....
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IM ABOUT 36,079 POINTS AWAY FROM LEVELING TO BE A FUBARLORD AND I WAS HOPING THAT ANYONE THAT HAS THE TIME OR WOULD LIKE TO HELP ME OUT COULD RATE ANYTHING OF MINE THEY HAVENT RATED. AND
Missing YouWhen I wake and you're not here next to me, it tears me up inside. When we're both too busy to spend time together, it eats away at my sanity. When all we can do is talk on the phone and on messenger, It's better than not talking at all, but I long to hold you in my arms once again. I just want to feel your touch, be able to hold you in my arms and try to comfort you in your time of need. I hope we can soon be togehter once again and feel the comfort that we bring each other knowing that we are in love. I miss you so much it hurts sometimes. I will always be there for you no matter what! Follow your heart, and your dreams, because you will never know what could've been if you're not willing to take a chance on love.
Why Parents DrinkWhy Parents Drink
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> A father passing by his Daughter's bedroom was
> astonished to see that
> her
> Bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
> Then he saw an
> envelope,
> Propped up prominently on the pillow that was
> addressed to "Dad."
> With the
> Worst premonition he opened the envelope with
> trembling hands and read
> the letter.
> Dear Dad:
> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
> you. I had to
> Elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to
> avoid a scene with
> Mom and you.
> I have been finding real passion with Steve and he
> is so nice.
> But I knew you would not approve of him because of
> all his piercings,
> Tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that
> he is much older
> than
> I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad I'm
> pregnant.
> Steve said that we will be very happy.
> He owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack
> Of firewood for the whole winter.
> We
TinianTinian
The Battle of Tinian was a battle of the Pacific campaign of World War II, fought on the island of Tinian in the Mariana Islands from 24 July 1944 to 1 August 1944.
The American victory in the battle of Saipan made Tinian, 5.6 km (3.5 miles) south of Saipan, the next step in the Marianas campaign. The 2nd and 4th Marine Divisions landed on 24 July 1944, supported by naval bombardment and artillery firing across the strait from Saipan. A successful feint for the major settlement of Tinian Town diverted defenders from the actual landing site on the north of the Island.
The Japanese adopted the same stubborn defensive tactics as on Saipan, retreating during the day and attacking at night. The gentler terrain of Tinian allowed the attackers more effective use of tanks and artillery than in the mountains of Saipan, and the island was secured in only nine days of fighting. On 31 July the surviving Japanese launched a suicide charge.
Several hundred Japanese troops held out
Phone GamesI don't think you will
ever fully understand
how you've touched my life
and made me who I am.
I don't think you could ever know
just how truly special you are
that even on the darkest nights
you are my brightest stars.
I don't think you will ever fully comprehend
how you've made my dreams come true
or how you've opened my heart
to love and the wonders it can do.
You've allowed me to experience
something very hard to find
unconditional love that exists
in my body, soul, and mind.
I don't think you could ever feel
all the love I have to give
and I'm sure you'll never realize
you've been my will to live.
You are amazing people
and without you I don't know where I'd be.
Having you in my life
completes and fulfills every part of me.
Mommy loves you so much!!
Phone Games
She quivered with anticipation, the familiar ring
The telephone call that made her heart sing.
His voice soft and low, it made her face glow
With the soft pink hue that excite
The Sex Fairy1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2 Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quanti
SaipanSaipan
In the campaigns of 1943 and the first half of 1944, the Allies had captured the Solomon Islands, the Gilbert Islands, the Marshall Islands and the Papuan peninsula of New Guinea. This brought the Allies up against the main Japanese defense line in the Pacific: the Caroline Islands, Palau Islands and Mariana Islands.
Navajo codetalkers played a key role in directing naval gunfire onto Japanese positions.The Allies embarked on two campaigns to break this line: General Douglas MacArthur's Southwest Pacific Area command advanced through New Guinea and Morotai toward the Philippines. Admiral Chester Nimitz's Pacific Ocean Areas command attacked the Mariana Islands. The selection of the Marianas as a target was influenced by the introduction of the new B-29 Superfortress long-range bomber. If the Marianas were in Allied hands, then Tokyo would be well within its range of 1,500 miles (2,400 km).
The Japanese were expecting an attack somewhere on their perimeterthough an atta
ChancesSomething to think about!!!
1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetable while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the woman of the house about lifting the toilet seat up by using the sink.
4. To treat high blood pressure: Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
** Remember to use a timer**
5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and falling back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a hand full of laxitives, then you'll be afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life: WD~40 and Duct tape
*If it doesn't move and it should, use the WD~40.
*If it moves and it shouldn't use the Duct tape.
8. When confused remember, everyone seems normal until you
Please Show Some Love Here AlsoI am sending out more Hugs to my Confederate Family!
Deb Southern Comfort is 20,020 away from her next level. Lets also help her out getting thereplease take a little time to help her to start getting those points. She has been excellent in rating other family members also.
LETS ROCK HER PAGE AND SHOW JUST HOW MIGHTY WE ARE!!!!
Battle Of The Coral SeaBattle Of The Coral Sea
The Battle of the Coral Sea, fought in the waters southwest of the Solomon Islands and eastward from New Guinea, was the first of the Pacific War's six fights between opposing aircraft carrier forces. Though the Japanese could rightly claim a tactical victory on "points", it was an operational and strategic defeat for them, the first major check on the great offensive they had begun five months earlier at Pearl Harbor. The diversion of Japanese resources represented by the Coral Sea battle would also have immense consequences a month later, at the Battle of Midway.
The Coral Sea action resulted from a Japanese amphibious operation intended to capture Port Moresby, located on New Guinea's southeastern coast. A Japanese air base there would threaten northeastern Australia and support plans for further expansion into the South Pacific, possibly helping to drive Australia out of the war and certainly enhancing the strategic defenses of Japan's newly-enlarged o
Do You?Does desire pulse throbbing, screaming through your body.
Hurling you into a place where I am all you want
all you need, all there is
Do you dream of me in the dark of the night,
Burning silently, fantasies of delicious pleasures.
Your body restless, hands clenching at your sides.
Sweet rapture filling your mind, your heart, your core.
Do you wake a song in your heart, a smile on your lips
Anticipation lighting the promise of another day.
Thirsting for the sweet nectar of my passion.
Starving for the enticing caress of my voice.
Do you think of me while dealing with the daily climb.
Do simple things bring visions of my kiss, my smile.
Do your fingers hunger for my satin skin beneath them.
Are Precious moments in time lost to reverie?
Dark LustAngel in the day
until the darkness fills the light
cynders burning passion
when all eyes are out of sight
blinded by the madness
flesh becomes a rage
flaming in desire
an animal .. uncaged
shadows dance along the walls
building passion deep within
fingertips engraving promise
lust and love and sin
madness fills the sky
the stars fall one by one
wicked is the rapture
when the moon has
swallowed sun
spin into the web
passion burns desire
magic fills the moon
oceans bleed with fire
red horizon spawn
fulfilled of fantasy and lust
sins of flesh exhausting
when the moon has turned to dust
New To Da GameWow, this is a pretty busy place, so if you send me a message, just be patient, im still learning how to navigate the site! But thanks to all who have already sent me lotsa messages!
Unreal Memories....If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or if you are a random reader) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your diary and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you..
Need HelpDid I get your attention? Hmmmm? Yes, I have them but also a friend of mine had a lovely pair and all she needs everyone to do is give her one comment. No comment bombing, just one little comment. She is in a contest and we can't let some little tittied chick win!
Please click on this picture, it will take you to the persons profile that is holding it, rate her and ask to be her friend and then when she accepts it, remember to go back and leave Melissa a comment on her Big Beautiful Tits! It is simple. I promise.
We don't want her losing. Can't have it. So I am asking for all your help.
Please **bats eye lashes**
Show this girl we love big boobs!
Kisses to you all and Kiss to Martin because he did for me today. :)
ciao~
Embrace MeRavish me with desire
filling me with
your liquid fire
Devour me like dipped
chocolate strawberries
dollupped in a creamy whip
Charm me with romance
let me go and watch
me as I soar and dance
Enthrall me with secret
naughty thoughts that
cause my body to sweat
Storm me with thunder
and lightning and weave
a spell to cast me under
Lure me into your web
of forbidden fantasies
as my passions flow and ebb
Endure me through
the growing years
as we learn things a-new
Empty me of my pain
and heartache so with you
I can freely dance in the rain.
Consume me for I'm a drop
of honey on the comb
you the bee ontop
Seduce me with verse
whispered softly
senusous and perverse
Hold me safely
as your heart,in time
with mine drives me crazy.
Kiss me with a yearning
awakening my soul
a new page turning
Touch me softly
catch me as I fall
knees give out weakly
Taste me as I tremble
with anticipation as my
protective walls crumble
Lovewhy is it that the only person who can fix a broken heart is the same one who broke it in the first place?
To The Men Who Like Hitting Women And To Women Who Take It...This is from my roomates perspective...it is a True Story..I was there..
The other nite I was laying in bed almost asleep only to be woken up by a cry for help. I immediatly reconized it as my nieghbor Tiffany and I knew exactly what was happening. She has had problems before with her 220plus, nothing but muscle, boyfriend, Julio, "manhandling" her and I must say she is only 110lbs wet. So I ran over to her house and went in with my roomate, Cindra, right behind me. As I walked in she was laying on the floor crying, with one hand holding her knee and Julio holding her by the other arm. As Cindra and I walked up to him he let her go and walked away. We were yelling at him telling him to leave, but of course, he thought he was all mighty and started walking back towards Tiffany. So Cindra got in between them and put a knife to his neck, telling him to get the fuck back. At first he didnt seem to care, but when he noticed she wasnt backing off he walked away. Cindra then carried Ti
Battle Of Leyte GulfBattle Of Leyte Gulf
The largest and greatest naval battle ever fought!
A milestone in naval and military history!
The story of the Battle of Leyte Gulf is not just a tale of hundreds of ships and hundreds of thousands of men. It is a story of a group of extraordinary individuals who held important American command positions. Here is the brief story of some of these people.
The Beginning
Important historic events involved some of these men during and after the ravaging defeat by the Japanese at Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941. One of these men was Commander Clifton A. F. Sprague. He rose to the rank of Rear Admiral and became the hero of the Battle of Leyte Gulf when he lead his outgunned and outnumbered force to fight back against the best surface ships the Imperial Japanese Navy had. The heroism of Sprague and the other men of his command stopped the Japanese in their tracks and saved the American invasion of the Philippines.
The second person who played a decisive role
This Just Makes Me Sicki posted a mumm tonight and i am used to the nasty comments. i can deal with them but not with a picture that i came across. someone had a picture of an aborted baby on someones hand. it made me so mad. i lost a baby girl at 8 months 2 years ago and i know i may be over reacting but seeing that killed me. it made me cry.... i really hate people sometimes!!! and i think the worst part of it all is what was written under the pic, if only my mother had loved me. FUCK HIM! SORRY HAD TO VENT!
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Lets Rock And Rollwell hello everyone i just want to let everyone know that its a rough time in my life right now so if im not on alot that is why to make a very long upsetting story ill put it to you like this everything that i live for in my life my daughter and the love of my life that i lost i am fighting for cuz i have lost them both right now and with all that said i am going to spend the chrismas holiday with my mom and my daughter that is currently living out of my care due to pure bull shit but merry christmas and please to all have a wonderful new year hoooorrrraaay to 2008 maybe that is the turn around point in my life so i cant wait for that day to come with love to all peace well i have a very beautiful daughter she is 8 and even tho i am having some problems with her she is still the most valuable thing in my life and then there is dustin well he knows but he is a very very special person to me and he can alsways make you smile. then i got very few selected friends that mean the world to
Funny StuffMUSCULAR CONTRACTIONS
>
> A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular
> Contractions" to his first year medical students.
>
> Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor
> decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in
> the front row and said,
>
> "Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an
orgasm?"
>
> She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."
>
> The professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class. RED-NECK PICKUP LINES
1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away!
2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
3) My Love for you is like diarrhea .. I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in your pants, because I can see myself in them.
6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only
Military LifeAs I sit here at Fort Hood Tx I pounder about what is instore for me in the next 11 months. As a unit we are headed in to the unknown and looking forward to coming home to our loved ones that we leave behind. As for myself is wondering how my wife and kids handle the thought of myself head into possible danger. I just pray that I come home in one peice and enjoy the homecoming back to my family. Training has been all and more what I look forward to. I only hope that the small peice of the world that we travel to will be helped and blessed in the goodwill and friendship that we carry with us as we have in Wyoming. On this Memorial Day may God bless all of those that searve this wonderful country and comfort their families. And also lets not forget those that layed down their lives doing the same and may we never forget aboutwhy they did what they did. Life in the military has taken me to many places. The first few years I was in the US Navy and seen many new places for someone
The Law Is The Law!THE LAW IS THE LAW!
So if the US government determines that it is against the law for the words 'under God' to be on our money, then, so be it.
And if that same government decides that the 'Ten Commandments' are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it.
I say, 'so be it,' because I would like to be a law abiding US citizen.
I say, 'so be it,' because I would like to think that smarter people than I are in positions to make good decisions.
I would like to think that those people have the American public's best interests at heart. BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I'D LIKE?
Since we can't pray to God, can't Trust in God and cannot post His Commandments in Government buildings, I don't believe the Government
and its employees should participate in the Easter and Christmas celebrations which honor the God that our government is eliminating from many facets of American life.
I'd like my mail delivered on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving & Easter. Af
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Cyber Bullying Leads To HangingHis name was Josh Evans. He was 16 years old. And he was hot.
"Mom! Mom! Mom! Look at him!" Tina Meier recalls her daughter saying.
Josh had contacted Megan Meier through her MySpace page and wanted to be added as a friend.
Yes, he's cute, Tina Meier told her daughter. "Do you know who he is?"
"No, but look at him! He's hot! Please, please, can I add him?"
Mom said yes. And for six weeks Megan and Josh - under Tina's watchful eye - became acquainted in the virtual world of MySpace.
Josh said he was born in Florida and recently had moved to O'Fallon. He was homeschooled. He played the guitar and drums.
He was from a broken home: "when i was 7 my dad left me and my mom and my older brother and my newborn brother 3 boys god i know poor mom yeah she had such a hard time when we were younger finding work to pay for us after he loeft."
As for 13-year-old Megan, of Dardenne Prairie, this is how she expressed who she was:
M is for Modern
E is for Enthusiastic
You My Sir...I just cant find the way
To express my love for you
You are just amazing
In everything you do.
The time I spend with you
Is the best Ive ever had
And you always know how to help me
When its me who's feeling sad.
I don't know how to say this
But ill do my best and try
And I just want you to know
That you sir, are the perfect guy
You make me feel so special
You make me feel so right
And if I had it my way
I would always hold you tight
I hope that I don't lose you
I pray to god each day
Because as long as you are here
I can push my pain away.
I'll hold you in my heart
I said I'd hold,
I said I'd hold you in my heart
'till I can hold you in my arms.
Like you've never been held before
Well I'll think of you each day
and then I'll dream the night away
Oh, 'till you are in my arms once more
I love you oh so much
And that I know is true
Because no matter what I do
I cant keep my eyes off you
I hope we are together
For time and time to come
The OceanI made this about the ocean just for you
I know that you love the water
With its many blues
I too love the water
There is much life and motion
And the water so deep
No wonder it is called the ocean
With sounds that could put you to sleep
The aquatic life is nice
Some can go from land to sea
There is even frozen ice
Teeming with life you see
The ocean can be calm
Or it can be dangerous
Near there are palms
you never know whats in store for us
People you meet are like waves
Some are gentle and fun
They know how to behave
Other will beat you in the sun
You can sit on a beach
Let sand between your feet
No worry's about a leach
You can even bring something to eat
The ocean likes sand
As it rips it away
Lending erosion a hand
As it does everyday
Bring an umbrella
for laying in the sun
Or just a fella
to go have fun
I must go now as the tide rolls in
As for I do not swim
It is fun to play games and hope that win
There nice guys out there and
Things You Need To KnowIn light of all the drama I've experienced lately I thought I'd get this out of the way from the get go.
You will notice that I have arranged the top friends, it has nothing to do with level of importance or how close of a friend you are, it has to do with when you joined TCM so please don't anybody get all butt hurt if you're not number 1...besides we all know i'm number 1 anyway and Jake is number 2 cuz he's the shit :D
For My SonI unlocked the door for the first time today.
Walking in to where you had been
My footsteps echo along the floor..
Who knew our years here would come
To an end?
Pack your things
Put all the pictures away
This is how I will get through this
Silence, I will have to get use to
Fills my ears like steady drums
Of a distant tribe I could never name
Look around has everything been found
And tucked away?
Sit down there must be something else
To be done
But I just sat there until night.
Walking to the room
Theres no one to say goodnight
But did someone answer
When I called?
I know I will be alright
Turn on the light
Go through the motions
Prepare for the night
Turn off the ligh.t
Touch wall to feel my fingers
Burn
Why did I measure how you grew?
Crawl to the door
Now that I am on the floor
Perhaps I will be able to breathe
After I leave
Safe in the car
I wonder how you are
Promise myself to burn this down
I will sleep anywhere but here.
R.L.R.
Skully11/14/2007 --
Missouri police made a peculiar drug bust this week when they caught a man with a toad he allegedly used to get high, KMBC-TV in Kansas City reported Tuesday.
David Theiss, 21, of Kansas City, was accused of having a Colorado River Toad for the purpose of using it as a hallucinogenic, KMBC-TV reported.
Click here for the KMBC-TV story.
"People used to do it all the time, but it got faded out awhile, but came back as a fad. Not a smart one," animal expert Danny Snyder told KMBC-TV. "The toxins in it can kill a lot of stuff."
Both Theiss and the toad were taken into custody. While Theiss was released on bond, the toad remains detained at a police crime lab.
Sumthangs4uWhat is "Under There" Men ??? Briefs, boxer-briefs, boxers, bikinis, thongs or Free Willy style ???
Ladies, comment on your preference. When difficulties are overcome, they become blessings.
Don't Drag It OutI took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was
watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked
hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue; my dad
kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the
teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old
man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke
on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in his classic style
he did not bat an eye in his response.
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son." TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get te
Happy BirthdayFor all my true friends..the ones who have been with me for as long as i can care to remember you know what day this is. You also know that it hasnt been easy around this time of year. For those who dont have a clue time for me to share. Today is my mothers birthday. I lost her 7 yrs ago but its as fresh as yesterday.
So with that being said i just want to say Happy Birthday mom i miss you very much and love you just as much..
Breadwhat is your favorite kind of bread?
Gone For A Whilehey everyone just to give you a heads up i lost my grandma tonight so i will be off line a while sorry but i need time alone i hope you all understand hello guys for those who dont know i have loss a close family member and i am going to go ahead a delete my page those of you who have me on my yahoo im i will talk to you there love adam thanks to my freinds
Lunchwhat time is your lunch hour?
Battle Of OkinawaBattle Of Okinawa
Okinawa was the largest amphibious invasion of the Pacific campaign and the last major campaign of the Pacific War. More ships were used, more troops put ashore, more supplies transported, more bombs dropped, more naval guns fired against shore targets than any other operation in the Pacific. More people died during the Battle of Okinawa than all those killed during the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Casualties totaled more than 38,000 Americans wounded and 12,000 killed or missing, more than 107,000 Japanese and Okinawan conscripts killed, and perhaps 100,000 Okinawan civilians who perished in the battle.
The battle of Okinawa proved to be the bloodiest battle of the Pacific War. Thirty-four allied ships and craft of all types had been sunk, mostly by kamikazes, and 368 ships and craft damaged. The fleet had lost 763 aircraft. Total American casualties in the operation numbered over 12,000 killed [including nearly 5,000 Navy dead and almost 8,000 M
My Father... Another November Comes! 24 Yrs.My Father... Another November comes! 24 YRS.
IF I KNEW THE WORDS TO TELL YOU HOW SADDENED I HAVE BECOME IN RECENT YEARS, THEY WOULD FALL ON DEAF EARS.
YOUR TIME WAS TOO SHORT...
I DO NOT THINK MY GRANDPARENTS HAD A CLUE AS TO THE DAMAGE THEY WERE CAUSING ME, THEY WERE ONLY TRYING TO PROTECT US FROM THE INEVITABLE HARM CHILDREN FACE IN OUR CIRCUMSTANCES.
THE LIES, THE COVERUPS.. THEY ARE MORE PAINFUL TODAY THAN EVER.
I CANT GO TO ANYONE, YOURE ALL GONE NOW..
YOUR DAY WAS 6 YEARS 363 DAYS AFTER MOMS....
THAT IN ITSELF MORE DIFFICULT THAN I KNEW AS A CHILD.
LOL, THE HOLIDAYS, I HAD 5 WITH YOU.. I WAS 4 WHEN YOU LEFT, AND 13 WHEN YOU DIED. THAT DIDNT LEAVE A WHOLE LOT FOR ME BUT QUESTIONS.
YOU LEFT A MIGHTY BIG HOLE HERE DAD.
HOW DO I MAKE AMENDS TO THE DEAD?
I HAVENT ANY PICS RIGHT NOW TO POST, OR TO GAZE UPON IN MYYYYYY TIME OF NEED. FAMILY GUARDS THEM WITHOUT A THOUGHT AS TO WHO THE VICTIM OF THE LIES TRUELY ARE.
HAD I KNOWN YOU WERE INDEED A GOOD MAN
Love Is...This is really cute....
"A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8
year-olds, "What does love mean?"
The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have
imagined. See what you think:
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"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her
toenails anymore.
So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got
arthritis too. That's love."
Rebecca- age 8
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"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.
You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."
Billy - age 4
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"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and
they go out and smell each other."
Karl - age 5
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Random ThoughtsOK, I enjoy spending my time on fubar and am admittedly addicted, but lately I have been none to thrilled with the way things are being run. It seems like if you put no money into this site you are free to be discriminated against. Lately I have been uploading pictures (not of myself) in poses that I see on others profiles as their default image and in their default folder but yet mine are being marked NSFW and theirs are free to be shown in blasts and spotlights and all over Fubar in public places. And also a few of you will remember the site bullseye which I guess had sponcered fubar well they had scantily clad women posted on everyones page for about a week or two which most of the pictures were way more NSFW than any picture I have ever uploaded. These people that are posting these same poses are VIP and high in the ranks everyday but since I do not pay for VIP(And believe me if i could work VIP into my budget i surely would but i can't) and can't seem to get high in the ranks beca
Thank You!!!OMG!!!!!! Im in total ahhhhhh with all the people that came to help me godmother!!!
I WOULD LOVE TO THANK EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU THAT CAME AND HELPED ME!!! THERE WERE SOOOOOO MANY OF YOU THAT IS WAS HARD TO KEEP UP WITH EVERYONE INDIVIDUALLY SO I INSTEAD WILL MAKE THIS ONE THANK YOU BULLY SO I DONT MISS ANYONE!!!
I WOULD SPECIALLY WANT TO THANK ALL SHADOW LEVELERS YOU GUYS TOTALLY ROCK!!! I AM VERY PROUD TO BE PART OF THIS LEVELING FAMILY!!!
THERE IS ONE PERSON THAT WORKED DAY IN AND DAY OUT ON HELPING ME LEVEL TO HIM I WOULD LIKE TO PERSONALLY THANK FOR ALL HIS HARD WORK AND EFFORT!!! MENTAL LUV YA HUN!!!! THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART!!
MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY ROCK!!!!
OMG My contest/giveaway is finally overYAYYYY!!!!
I want to thank Everyone that helped me out in my contest. You guys are AWESOME. SBG BOMBERS I couldnt have done
Html Comentwhy some people don't people leave comment on their
comment page?????
why can't i leave comment ?
North African CampaignNORTH AFRICAN CAMPAIGN
After two years of desert skirmishes among the British, Italians, and Germans, the North African campaign opened on 8 November 1942, when Anglo-American forces under U.S. Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower landed in French Morocco and Algeria near Casablanca and met bitter French resistance. An armistice brought the fighting to an end on 11 November, and the French forces soon joined the Allies.
Allied units under British Gen. Kenneth Anderson tried to take Bizerte and Tunis quickly, but Italian and German troops held firm. Field Marshal Erwin Rommel's Italo-German army, defeated at El Alamein, Egypt, in October, retreated across Libya and at the end of the year took defensive positions around Mareth, Tunisia, to halt the pursuing British under Gen. Bernard L. Montgomery. Bad weather brought operations to a close. While the seasoned Axis forces built up strength, the Allies suffered from an inadequate supply line, faulty command arrangements, and American battle in
PoetryThis is my Tribute to the Iraq War.
Two soldiers stare at each other across no mans land with hatred in their eyes.
There because of politics and religion.
Two men stare at each other.
One with a loving wife and 2 kids waiting back home for him.
The other with a lover awaiting his return.
Two humans stare at each other across no mans land.
After today neither will stare no more. I stand at the crossroads
A man in black at my left hand
Offering me everything I ever wanted
The price, My Soul
A man in white at my right hand
Offering me nothing in this life
The price, My Heart
Which do I choose My Soul or my Heart
When neither mean anything to me. originally dedicated to my ex-girlfriend.
WHAT NOW?
As I slip the ring on her finger
I think about my past
All the girls I had
And the the few girls I've loved
All the bad things I've done
And the good things that came of it
All the good things I've done
And the many bad things that came of it
All the places I've se
Things You Want To KnowDo you think you'll have a Valentine this year?
Maybe
Do you still like the same person from 5 months ago?
Hes my best friend
When was the last time you were sick?
Last week
Are you one of those people who are always cold?
No
What are you listening to?
The cars driving by
When was the last time you worked at your job?
October 30th, had to have surgery
How many more days until your birthday?
8-17
Do you have any summer plans yet?
Some
Do you tend to waste a lot of money?
Not really
Where are your best friends right now?
at work
Have you ever stalked anyone?
No...that's just creepy and wrong
What did you last drink?
Malibu Sunset
Have you ever received an injury from a hook up?
No
What did you last eat?
homemade spagetti
So far, have you been keeping your 2009 resolutions?
I didn't make any
What are you most looking forward to in the next 5 months?
going back to work
Do you have an
Alligater BootsSo I am at a friends house and she is yelling at her kids to go in there room and clean them. But her words were " Clean this shit up".. I told her to calm down and stop yelling..a few minutes later her daughter walks in crying.. I asked her what was wrong and she said to me.." Mommy is going to be mad..I can't find any poop on my floor".. Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the sho
WtfSo life kinda sux at the moment other than my new roomie moved in. I have no fucking motivaton, for anything really. I hate the fact that people I work with piss me off just cuz they can. I hate this shit!
PoemBeing with you is so much fun
I feel like I know that you are the only one
I long to feel the smooth touch of your skin
I retain every moment within
I would die for you
And I'm not afraid to cry in front of you
I know you feel the same way
I can tell it each and everyday
I dream about you day and night
I hope that I can take away all your fright
When I am with you nothing can go bad
I hope that I will never make you sad
I hope we never part
If we did it would break my heart
It would probably break your too
Have I told you that I love you?
If I haven't I am sorry
I hope that I never make you worry
I am yours and yours alone
Nothing can break that, not even stone
I don't know what is left to say
Have I said I love you in every way?
Like all good things this poem must end
Unlike the poem my love for you will never end.
Medical Nightmare!!!it has been over a year since the illness hit me. never did find out exactly what the hell it was. happy to say that it hasnt come back and i hope and pray it never does. thought i would le you know.
hugs and kisses,
patricia received good news today.... no anuerysm or brain tumor yea!!! bad news is.... they also still don't know what is wrong with me. have another mri schedualed for the 1/18...this time to look at my back for a pinched nerve. i dont understand how something in my back can cause problems with my vision and cause blinding stabbing pain in my head??, but i can understand how it can affect my motor skills. i just want the crap fixed... now more good news...lmao john is getting his brains screwed out tonight since i dont have to worry about my head blowing up now....wohoo!!!i'm getting laid...rotflmao.
hugs and kisses,
patricia
have a merry christmas and
remember to thank god
for your blessings this is an update on the test i just had run. we are currently play
Friend Requestfriend request
if your going to add me at least put something on it
thank you(:
What To DoI don't know what to do
I am just so confused
I don't know what to do
I don't want to be used
I wish you understood
I wish I could help you out
I want to shield my eyes with a hood
I just want to scream and shout
I have all this frustration
I have all this anger
I need to get relaxation
I need it before I get put in danger
I don't know what to do
I just want to see your face
I don't know what to do
I just want to be in your grace
I want to feel your soft touch
Your hands are soft and nice
You have a special touch
At times they can be like ice
I don't know what to do
I think I need help
I just want to be with you
I do need help
I have problems
I do you see
I have problems
That concern only me
I don't know what to do
I just want to be with you
I don't know what to do
Everything I say is true
I would do anything
You know its true
I would do anything
I would...just to be with you
I want to help
But I don't know how
I want to help
A
ShynessI cant belive it im a shy persone but yet i stick these photos up lol its hard to belive from the photos but i am shy lol, well im trying to get out of being shy, but its hard to but im trying lol, well i guess ill come out of that soon enough right?
to all my good friends i hope u r haveing fun on here and i should have more pics up soon and i hope u come rate them
Love always samantha
Sex1. Would you be in control?
2. Would you let me pull your hair?
3. Would you whisper in my ear?
4. Would you talk dirty to me?
5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
6. Would you say my name?
7. Would you go down on me?
8. Would you let me give you a hickie?
9. How many rounds would we go?
10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?
12. Would you lick and bite me all over?
13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?
14. Would you want me to take my time?
15. How freaky are you from 1 - 10?
16. Would you want me to go fast or slow?
17. Where would you want it?
18. Would you be loud or quiet?
19. Would you mind if i licked you?
20. Would you Fuck me today?
21. Would you Fuck me tomorrow?
22. Would you call me in the morning?
What I Gotta Do???Seriously if anyone has any suggestions please let me know, cause I am all ears... There is this one female that i ma very interested in, but she doesn't live anywhere near me, and I am not sure how genuine her interest is in me... Please anyone with ideas let me know...
Just In Case You Didnt Read It On The About Me...Ok, lets get some things straight........
1.) I am a Goddess, simple as that. A Mother of 2 beautiful girls, (a 4 yr old named Reyna Sage, and a 3 month old named Kendra Victoria). Yes I'm a MILF, but that doesn't mean I'll fuck you. In fact, if you come at me with the intent of getting in my pants you'll get your head ripped off. Come at me like a true man, respectful and catch my interest, it could be the start of a great friendship, and we'll go from there.
2.) Chances are high that you will become Obsessed. Thats life. Heres the deal, don't drool over me in the annoying-borderline stalker status. That will simply get your head ripped off too. Followed with being Immediately ignored, blocked and forgotten. I don't mind if you show mild to moderate affection, but after one hour of talking to me, you start telling me that your in love with me is definitely out.
And if your going to sit there and pleasure yourself over me, I DON"T want to know about it, BUT get the facts strai
Fun FactsIf you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's l
Buzzfest2 weeks ago i went to Buzzfest. It rocked!!! Got to see Evans Blue, Evanesenc, Chris Cornell, Fuel, Finger Eleven, Sick Puppies, Smashing Pumpkins. Got to meet Fuel and Sick puppies. I was Great!!! Must say though Chris Cornell stole the show. He rocked the house.
Thank Goodness For Stupid PeopleHow can you go out and drink yourself stupid, then drive 100MPH with your 6 year old kid in the car? Another one that I just took in to the hospital, that will survive, but is going to need many surgerys to repair his body. Many more years to heal him mentally, and only with professional help. He just happened to be with mom and dad with both intoxicated. Better yet no car seat, or booster seat. Better yet a seat belt. The kid was thrown over 60' from the car after impact with another car and a building.This is the part of the job I HATE. I haven't learned after almost 26 years of doing it. But I know he was getting the best care available at the time.
Deep breath, and get ready for the next one. Please be safe. I don't want to meet you that bad. I want to thank all the dummies in this world. If it wasn't for them I'd be out of a job. There are those folks that just have a momentary laps in thinking, and I feel for them. I only wish people wouldn't have to get hurt, or loose everyt
Everybody's OpinionHey all- for my old friends (Scarllett) you know my style of blogging. For those of you who are new to my mind droppings; sit back, make sure your seat backs and tray tables are in their original upright position and buckle your safety belt because this is one wild ride.
What I am trying to figure out is why people (by people I mean college age "activists" and middle aged left wing radicals) seem to have this burning NEED to express their opinion on what is going on over here in the sandbox, despite the fact 80% of them could not find it on a map, none have ever even MET an Iraqi and they sure as hell haven't had boots int he dirt over here.
I look at it this way- if someone is a neurosurgeon- I sure as shit don't sit around and tell him better ways to do their job. If someone is a mechanic I don't tell them a better way to repair my injection system. Bet most of you don't either (that's why you are my friends).
But when it comes to waging war, counter-insurgency and counte
Poem I LikeTen Reasons A Teddy is Better Than A Man
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1.They're soft n cuddly
2.They dont talk back to you.
3.They listen to your every word n never interupt you.
4.You dont have to talk to it when you wake up every morning.
5.They dont leave dirty laundry laying around.
6.You dont have to worry if they put the toilet seat down.
7.They're never late for a date.
8.They're always there for you no matter what time of day or night it is.
9.You dont have to worry bout them not phoning you.
10.Finally, they get along with all of your friends and you dont have to worry bout them cheating on you.
Why?
Why can't people see the real me?
I try so hard to be the perfect person I can be.
Sure I'm young, quiet and shy.
But I'm such an amazing person, which many pass by.
Why?
Why can't people just take the time?
Just tell me your favorite thing to do and I'll tell you mine
PoetryYou make them then break them because you cant keep them. You make only as a bribe to get something you want. They mean the world to me but nothing to you. Theyre just empty words, floating on the wind as you leave just like everyone else. My heart aches and a part of me dies each time a promise to me is broken. The tears I cry are nothing compared to the blood Ill shed when the final promise, the most important oneto protect my heart and soul is broken. The pain you cause me is taking a toll on my body. Neither of us can be happy. To make you happy, I have to be unhappy. Stop making promises you cant keep. Make this one last promise to me. Promise me when I leave youll forget about me and move on, not dwell on me and your past. Just leave me alone. Dont call me, dont message me, dont stalk me. I will have long forgot about you. The fire inside
Burns the leaves of your soul.
An entire forest burned down
Because fire was created.
The scars everlasting
The memories never
Kissed By A VampireIt started out as a normal day. Rebecca woke up at 8:00am, ate a quick breakfast, got a shower, dressed, and started her walk to work. As she passed the park, she got the eerie feeling she was being watched but there was not many people out this early. She just let the feeling pass and continued on her way to work. While getting her daily Iced Caramel Macchiato from Starbucks, she got that felling again, this time getting chills down her spine sensing that someone is behind her. She turned around and saw a dark figure quickly disappear from the window. She paid and rushed out the door just in time to see the figure dash around the corner. (Rebecca) Oh lord, now Im seeing shit. Rob was right, maybe I do drink too much caffeine. Now I am losing it, I just admitted Rob was right. She slaps herself and peeks around the corner to see if the figure is still there. She convinces herself that she is just seeing things and continues to walk to work. As she spends her day working, cooking for t
Things I LikeWhen I was a baby
You would hold me in your arms
I felt the love and tenderness
Keeping me safe from harm.
I would look up into your eyes
And all the love I would see
How did I get so lucky
You were the dad chosen for me.
There is something special
About a Father's love
Seems it was sent to me
From heaven through you to me .
Our love is everlasting
I just wanted you to know
That you are my special hero Dad
And wanted to tell you so.
REST IN PEACE DAD ( I LOVE YOU )
Walking along the shores,
on this beautiful beach,
the sound of sand,
crunching under my feet.
Old memories,
that are now beyond my reach,
cling to me like a lost leach........
The bright rays of the sun,
that is fading on my skin,
is coming to a close,
as the day starts to end.......
As the magic begans to form,
the approaching evening starts to have a chill .......
Remembering the times,
the times we had fun,
but then
Battle Of SicilyBattle Of Sicily
The landings took place in extremely strong wind, which made the landings difficult but also ensured the element of surprise. Landings were made on the southern and eastern coasts of the island, with the British forces in the east and the Americans towards the west.
Four airborne drops were carried out just after midnight on the night of the 9 July-10 July, as part of the invasion, two British, two American. The American paratroopers consisted largely of the 505th Parachute Infantry Regiment of the 82nd Airborne, making their first combat drop. The strong winds caused aircraft to go off course and scattered them widely; the result was around half the U.S. paratroopers failed to reach their rallying points. British glider-landed troops fared little better; only 1 out of 12 gliders landing on target, many crashing at sea. Nevertheless, the scattered airborne troops maximized their opportunities, attacking patrols and creating confusion wherever possible.
The sea
The Italian CampaignThe Italian Campaign
1) Sicily Campaign, July 9 - August 1943. The 5th US and 8th British Armies landed on Sicily on July 9, 1943. General Patton was selected to lead the secondary attack on the left flank, around General Montgomery. Patton beat the British to Messina. On 25 July, the King Emanuele overthrew Mussolini. The monarchy tried to make an armistice with the Allies. The Germans rescued Mussolini from prison and set him up as a puppet leader over a new Republic.
(2) Invasion of Italy, September 3 & 9. On 3rd, Montgomery landed at the toe of Italy after an extensive artillery bombardment. Just before the 5th US Army landed at Salerno, below Naples on the 9th, the Italian government had surrendered and ordered Italians not to resist. Soon, both armies had captured the lower part of Italy, including the Foggia airfield and the valuable port of Naples. By December, the Germans had retreated to the natural fortresses along the Liri Valley just south of Rome. The
Aussie GuyThe wife came home early to find her husband making love to a
beautiful,
sexy young woman.
"You unfaithful, disrespectful jerk! What are you doing? How dare you
do
this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving
this house and I want a divorce!"
The husband, replied, "Wait! Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least
listen to what happened."
"It'll be the last thing I will hear from you so make it fast, you
cheating creep."
"While driving home this young lady asked for a ride. I saw her so
defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her into my car.
I noticed she was very thin, not well dressed and dirty.
She mentioned she had not eaten for three days. Out of compassion, I
brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last
night
that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain more weight.
When I served them to her, the poor young thing practically inhaled
them.
Since she was dirty I asked her if she'd like to
A Nun's TaleA nun gets into a cab and the driver keeps staring at her through the rear view mirror. "You know, Sister," the cab driver says, "I hope you aren't too offended, but I've always had this fantasy of getting a blowjob from a nun."
The nun thinks for a moment and says, "I'm not too offended. I just have two requirements. One, that you be single, and two, that you be Catholic."
"Oh yes, Sister, I am single and Catholic," the cab drive replies, so they pull into an alley and the nun proceeds to satisfy the cab driver orally. After they're done, the cab driver begins laughing.
"What's so funny?" the nun asks. "Ha ha!" the cab driver annnounces, "I fooled you sister. The truth is I'm really married and I'm Jewish!"
"That's okay," the nun replies, "My name is Bob and I'm on my way to a fancy dress party."
Gyne AppointmentLadies this has to be read, laughed at, and passed on. There isn't a woman
alive today who won't crack up over this!
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me
that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just
packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around
8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have
any time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the
full effort.
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was
sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to
make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the
clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my
appointment.
I was in t
D~dayD`DAY: THE NORMANDY BEACH LANDINGS
On June 6, 1944, a date known ever since as D-Day, a mighty armada crossed a narrow strip of sea from England to Normandy, France, and cracked the Nazi grip on western Europe.
The Battle of Normandy, code named Operation Overlord, was the Allied invasion of Normandy, part of the Normandy Campaign. It began on June 6, 1944 (commonly known as D-Day), and is held to end on June 30, 1944, with Operation Cobra. As of 2007, Operation Overlord remains the largest seaborne invasion in history, involving over 156,000 troops crossing the English Channel from England to Normandy. Operation Neptune was the codename given to the initial naval assault phase of Operation Overlord; its mission, to gain a foothold on the continent.
Allied land forces that saw combat in Normandy on D-Day itself came from Canada, the United Kingdom and the United States of America. Substantial Free French and Polish forces also participated in the battle after the assault phase
Liberation Of ParisLiberation Of Paris
The Liberation of Paris (also known as Battle for Paris) took place during World War II from 19 August 1944 until the surrender of the occupying German garrison on the 25th. The capital of France had been administered by Nazi Germany since the Second Compigne armistice in June 1940, when the Vichy puppet regime was established with its capital maintained in the central commune of Vichy.
The liberation was an uprising staged by the French Resistance against the German Paris garrison. On 24 and 25 August, the FFI resistants received backup from the Free French Army of Liberation and the uprising evolved to urban warfare with the use of barricades, submachine guns, and tanks firing against Nazi and Milice snipers until the German surrender on 25 August.
This battle marked the end of Operation Overlord, the successful liberation of France by the Allies, the restoration of the French Republic and the exile of the Vichy government moving to Sigmaringen in German
Spotlight Info!Ok so ya want to know how you can get into the FU.A.A. weekly spotlight well you came to the right place.
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Liberation Of RomeLiberation Of Rome
Rome was quiet on the morning of 4 June 1944. Propaganda leaflets dropped during the early morning hours by order of the commander of the Allied 15th Army Group, General Sir Harold R. L. G. Alexander, urged Romans "to stand shoulder-to-shoulder to protect the city from destruction and to defeat our common enemies." Even though the retreating Germans had declared Rome an open city, citizens were urged to do everything possible to protect public services, transportation facilities, and communications. "Citizens of Rome," the leaflets declared, "this is not the time for demonstrations. Obey these directions and go on with your regular work. Rome is yours! Your job is to save the city, ours is to destroy the enemy."
Hours later the first Fifth Army units, elements of the U.S. 3d, 85th, and 88th Infantry Divisions and the 1st Special Service Force, reached the outskirts of the city, encountering only scattered German resistance. The citizens of Rome remained indoors
Greetings!SO! This is my blog.. I'm a 36 y/o Native gal from here in Oklahoam, I love my kids, my man and my animals, and I'm generally a nice, peaceful preson. I am a NERD to the extreme, and I am particularly fond of music and books! I am an ardent anglophyle, and BBC fan! Love ya heaps everyone!
Life MomentsThe Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee.
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
The pr ofessor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar He shook the jar lightly The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous 'yes.'
The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and
My Blog CherryHi Y'all,
Anyone who reads this entry has just received my "Blog Cherry"! *giggles* That's right, I have been chatting for 10+ years but this is my first Blog. *Smiles*
I just wanted to thank everyone here at Fubar for the warm welcome I have received. I also want to thank Wes for inviting me here. You are awesome babe!
Feel free to check out my page anytime. I have some very funny adult pics in my Naughty folder and I'll be making updates regularly. Especially with the music. This week it's Lenny Kravitz, "American Woman". Rock on!
I look forward to meeting y'all *grins*
SE
Just Something I Wrote One DayI want you standing against the wall, your arms pulled tightly over your head. Youre naked except for the binds around your wrists. I move close to you, placing my hands on your chest. Gently rolling your nipples between my fingers. Looking up at you, I softly whisper, Do you want to cum for me baby? You quickly answer, Oh yes, baby I do. I turn away from you with an evil little giggle and say, No, you dont but you will. Reaching the end of the bed, I kneel down and take a small wooden box from under the bed. I sit on the edge of the bed and grin mischievously. You watch me intently, wondering what I have in the box. Without saying a word, I take a small toy from the box. Standing before you in a shear black robe and panties, I can feel your eyes moving over my body. I lower myself to a thick fur rug at your feet. Laying on my back, looking up at you, I let my robe fall open. Spreading my legs, I place my feet flat against the wall, straddling you. It is now that you see my p
Movie ScriptI will probably get some heat for this but I wanted to let everyone know I wrote a Movie and TV Series. I did a Movie Trailer for a contest on MySpace and if you would like to see it I will link it here.
I need votes because the winner of this gets a Development contract with Fox. Please check it out and vote
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Missing YouYes dad the time has come. It has taken a year but now i really feel it. The lost of my Frind, idol , my teacher and my biggest supporter. Firs imove 1200 miles away form you then you get sick. Well you have been sick but noby knew just how bad you did not want us to worry about you . yet all yo uever did was worry about me and my three sisters and their kids. when it was time for you to need us you kept us in the dark until it was to late. These last few days have been hard for me and i am sure on the rest of the familly i am looking fowrsd to going home for christmas this year i just wish you could there I know aht deep down inside of all us yo uare going to be thre I will be strong in front of familly like i was at your funeral the biggest joke was i was the glue that would keep us togheter and so far ihave not let you down. I miss you and love love
Frank
Baby DaddyYou can't pick and choose when you want to be a parent. You can't just be there one week and not the next 4. You can't just support and feed your kids when you get a wild hair up your ass. If your gonna bring a child into the world you need to either be there or not be there. You can't just be there sometimes, you can't just "help out", and you should atleast ask how your kids are when you haven't seen them for a couple of months especially when before that you saw them everyday. How do you turn your back on a child? How do you stay away so long they forget who you are? How do sleep at night not knowing if they have a roof over they're head and food to eat? How can you live your life without being a part of your childs? There are so many parents who aren't allowed to see their kids and wish more than anything they could and then you got people like my ex who don't even bother. Thinks just because he's "helped out" he's done his part. BS!
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In Loving Memory:my Aunt MarthaHer eyes were dim and glassy as she looked upon your face,
She knew she was getting weaker, she knew she had to go.
The Lord wrapped his arms around her and took her by the hand,
He said Come with Me, my darling, to God's Eternal land.
I know we will miss you so,
It wont be long before it our time to go.
We know God picks the time and place to take our loved ones home,
But it is so hard to accept the loss when it is one of your very own.
We know others have lost their loved ones, and this we can't explain
And we know it must break God's heart to see his children in such pain.
We cannot judge what happens but when tears and questions start,
We only see what is visible, but God sees down deep in your heart.
The last night that we spent with you, you were so weak you could not speak,
But you formed the words "I Love You" as we wiped tears from our cheek.
I'll never forget
when you told me that you had a flying wheelchair
Politics....politically SpeakingThank GOD, the NY governor decided to drop the whole driver's license for illegal immigrants issue. I really had to wonder what he was smoking to come up with that. We can't control the flow of illegals coming into the country, so give them a license to drive so that they can be tracked? Simplistically that does make sense, but since when is anything that simplistic AND doable?
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My Mind Blowing Thoughts..It's great to see someone that is able to glean the positive out of all of life's experiences and adventures whether they be good or not so good. It's difficult for all of us to release or let go of something good in the hopes of something better...and then to let go of that something better for the best....it's a process....an evolution we must all strive for. Some are content with the good....some with the better....but then there are those that push for the best and even if it is not attained there can be no shame in the attempt. It is better to have tried and failed then to have never tried at all. My observation it that most people have been conditioned(that means someone or some system has taught them) to believe they should "coast" through life as much as possible-avoid "pressure situations" and gravitate toward circumstances where no one is demanding anything from them. But contrary to popular belief we need pressure to feel excited and passionate about life. Real life examples
My SisterGO SHOW SOME LOVE
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Nothing Worse Than..fake people.
people that lie just to try to hook up with you.
jerks.
people who are so igrorant to think that i wouldnt find out about the lies.
guys: go find another girl to play your silly little immature games on...or better yet, Grow Up???? hmmmm yes maybe then you wont have to lie to get some..just a theory :)
SexualWhats your sex style?Fierce Sex StyleStraight to it! No time for kissing and touching here... Maybe the heat of the moment...But always great! Leaving them wanting MORE EACH TIME!!!!!!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic A little kid was sitting on the top of a flight of stairs and his Mum was watching him. The kid had a bag of jelly beans.
He put one in his mouth, ate it, grabbed the cat and bit it.
Then dropped down to the next step, put another jelly bean in his mouth,ate it, bit the cat again and dropped down to the next step.His mum, wondered what he was doing and went up and asked him.
He replied:
"I'm playing Trucker," said the kid, "Poppin Pills, Eating P***y and Movin'on."
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You scored as A Slave To BDSMAdmit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some p
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Karate DogKarate Dog
There was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three of their neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.
So the young wife went to the pet store and said, I need a good guard dog.
The clerk replied, Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But, he does know karate.
The wife didn't believe the clerk, so he said to the dog, Karate that chair.
The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces. Then he said to the dog, Karate that table. The dog went up to the table and broke it in half.
So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. The husband was of course disappointed and somewhat skeptical about the Scottie dog's abilities as a guard dog.
When she told her husband that the dog knew karate, he said, Karate my ass!
And to this very day, he is in the hospital.
TattoosA woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line.
She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"
She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!!
CrushA little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farm since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation. When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in approximately the 1940's, she read an advertisement offering $2,000 for the best slogan.
The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with 'Carnation Milk is best of all...
S he thought to herself, I know all about milk and dairy farms...I can do this!
She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove up in front of her house...a man got out and said, 'Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $2000, even though we will not be able to use it...'
Rear End CollisionRear End Collision
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, "Great...he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."
After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"
"Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"
FriendsWanna make new friends and get some profile rates?
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~ou~@ fubar Today I got a message that one of my photos was marked nsfw when i didnt feel it was
The person that reported it was from the mumms.
And because i posted a mumm did this person look.
It shows no skin whatsoever.
Of course the message says that continued posting of these types of photos will result in delete so...
Because of this and the fact that I have come accross some of the most ignorant people ever in the mumms ... Im not even going in one of them ever again. Its all like a game to see who can be the meanest.
On here some of the photos I have seen as defaults are definatly inappropriate.. but you know what.. WHO CARES.. get a life!
I am not against nsfw and i have them. But this was not a picture of me its just a steelers picture. And so many pictures are borderline nsfw . So Im just staying out of mumms as these people are so rude and I dont want most of t
My Thoughts On LifeGiving Up wine...
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?
'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.
'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.
'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said.
'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'
'Will you spend this on a nail salon instead of food?' I asked.
'Are you NUTS !' replied the homeless woman. ' I
haven't had my nails done in 20 years!'
'Well,' I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'
The homeless woman was shocked.
'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'
I said
Funny StuffI love christmas but this song was hillarious and My favorite word is FUCK, so had to add this on here.. OMG FUNNY SHIT
You know you're from Kansas City when...
...you know that Kansas City is actually two cities in two states, and you make sure people know which one you're from.
... you know just how fierce the KU vs MU rivalry is; and that you'd best pick a side and stay loyal.
... you've given the following answers: "Yes, we have tornados." "No, I don't know Dorothy." "No, I've never met the Wizard and I've never been to Oz."
... you whined through the 90's about Marty ball and now wish he was back so the chiefs could just make the playoffs.
... you think that every year is the year the chiefs will win it all.
...you know the royals suck, but you refuse to let any Cardinals fan forget about the 1985 world series.
... you know the following numbers: 648-8888 and 321-2277 (and can sing the accompanying songs).
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BikersMy friends are fond of saying that my last words on this earth will be something akin to, "hey y'all, hold my beer and watch this!" Well, I have outdone myself once again. No doubt you will see this true story chronicled in a LifeTime movie in the near future. Here goes:
Last weekend I spied something at Larry's Pistol and Pawn that tickled my fancy. (Note: Keep in mind that my fancy" is easily tickled. I had gone into the Star Market to pick up some milk yesterday and I bought a super-ball in the checkout line -- 50 cents. What a bargain! It tickled my fancy--still does. That thing bounces soooooo high, and it has provided me with hours of entertainment. It just doesn't get any better than that, now does it?). I'm so easily
distracted. That dang super-ball is so much fun. So what were we talking about? Oh yeah, I bought something really cool at Larry's Pistol and Pawn last Saturday. The occasion was my 44th birthday and I was looking for a little
something extra cool. What
For The Men And Women Fighting Our CountryThe average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's, but he has never collected unemployment either.
He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and a 155mm howitzer.
He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he can field strip a
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" I Do"/ "i Don't"Really what the fuck is going on? What is up with women and marriage? Really? What is happening to all the single independant women? Kelly Clarkson if your non singing ass is reading this can you're retard ass let me know? What is the big deal with wanting to get married? Does societys rule book on life have that much of a grip on people? Who says to have the IDEAL life you have to do the boy meets girl, boy girl fall in love..(ok we're all good up to this point lifes GRAVY)boy n girl hang out boy girl are happy...(uh oh societys calling) Girl wants to move forward ...Boy is ok we can move in together we see each other 24/7 now, its all good...UH OH next step we HAVE TO GET MARRIED...ok I know that its every girls dream to have the big wedding wedding dress and all but WHO has instilled this idea in to the heads of these women? YOU HAVE A FAITHFUL MAN WHO LOVES YOU WHY COMPLICATE IT? I dont want to sound like my 5th grade teacher Mrs.Hernandez but KISS...KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID...and wha
Messages From Me To UMy very close friend found out she had colon cancer about a year ago and she beat it. Today when she went back to doctor they now tell her it is back and it is in her throat and one of her lungs. She is one of kindest hearted people that I know and is an awesome friend. A wife and a mother to 2 beautiful children. Could everyone please add her and her family to your prayers.
And Trace if you read this know that you are always in my thoughts and in my prayers. Love ya Sis!!!!
~~Trace~~@ fubar
I Believe!!I believe that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life!!!
Love Is.......Love is like a four leaf clover... hard to find but lucky to have
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