Fubar Blogs 4

Contest Help
i need help bombing and rateing my pic for my 1st contest in. PLEASE HELP ME COMMENT BOMB AND RATE ME! Follow the link below please and show me some love! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=391094&i=3588451067#

Nice Lyrics
By day I sleep, at night I weep! O Death, come near me! Be the one for me, be the one who stays. My rivers are frozen, and mischosen, and the shadows around me sickens my heart. O Death, come near me, and stay (by my side). Hear my silent cry! In sadness I'm veiled, to the cross I am nailed, and the pain around me freezes my world. My cold world... In life I've failed, for years I've wailed. Frozen in time... left behind... The rapture of grief is all to find... The rapture of grief is all! Behind the shadow of life the lost hopes are grieving. I seek the night and hope to find love... So I drown in the silence of lifes short eternity. The tears fills the void in my heart astray... Embrace me now, delightful ease! Give me a world of wonderous peace! Calm the desperate scream in my heart! O Death, come near me, save me from this empty, cold world! O Life, you have killed me, so spare me from this couldron of misery! In life I cry, away I fly... Chosen to fall

Monopoly
ok so playatmcd.com the website for mcdonalds monopoly game screwed me up today, it does not take O's in its code thing and had me thinking my keyboard was screwed up. it was not until I switched keyboards and tried the keyboard I did have on this computer on another computer that I discovered that it was not my keyboard but their website, they should put a disclaimer on their website that your O's will not work

Oomph! Lyrics In English
My skin is too tight for me I can't breathe My veins lay open Slowly it becomes clear to me Hell is so close My wounds are already numb From the long wait My time is almost here When will you make it true When will you finally be there Too much love can kill you No one here forgives you Too much longing can kill you Only death has loved you Since you were born Since you were born My eyes get heavy Soon I'll sleep My dice have been thrown Soon it'll be clear to you How hopeless I was Slowly I dive into the Godforsaken harbor My eyes are closed But I'm aware of you All of the sudden you're there Too much love can kill you... Rescue me tonight Come back to me Tonight Rescue me tonight Come back to me Tonight Too much love can kill you... Soul - listen to me! When I'm silent - listen to me! If I laugh - if I laugh If I laugh - you'll cry! Put me in your arms - release me! Put me in your arms - release me

English Oomph! Lyrics
No, forget it - help me, please No, forget it - help me, please No, forget it - help me, please No more - no more No more - no more No, forget it - help me, please No, forget it - help me, please No, more - no more - no more No - no more If there's no heart, then there's no cure If there's no God, I'm not impure If there's no heart, then there's no pain If there's no mind, I'm not insane No, forget it - help me, please... No I don't need no mental healing, I don't need no kiss of light No I don't need no mental healing, I don't need no kiss of light No I don't need no mental healing, I don't need no kiss of light No I don't need no mental healing, I don't need no kiss of light No I don't need no mental healing, I don't need no kiss of light No, forget it - help me, please No, forget it - help me, please No, more - no more - no more No - no more Once more No more - no more - no more No - no more Once More No, forget it - help me, please No, fo

The World Of Today
Here I sit in the middle of Iraq with too much time on my hands. As I sit here my mind tends to wander and think about my life, the world around me, and the ones I hold close to my heart. Every day I am reminded of the havoc that this war has wrought on these people. I find myself questioning why I am here, wondering if the small part I play is going to make a difference. There are some that are glad we are here, and others that detest our very presence. People stateside question why we are here, even the soldiers question it at times. I have come to realize that US citizens take way to many things for granted. Living in the states has spoiled so many of us. For the most part we all live quite well compared to these impoverished people. We know where our next meal is coming, we're able to drive down the road without having to worry about being shot at or blown up. We can go shopping without worrying about someone walking up and destroying the whole store without anyone

Pimpouts ~~showing Love ~~~
Lets Pimp out the founders We love having all our family members. And we want to see who is all active so have fun and please show some love all will be returned I know Hope everyone has a great weekend and quick reminder be watching for homepage blogs !! ~DJ Philburg360~DSC~ GOON SQUAD MEMBER~Founder Of Wakan- Tanka Clan~~Bus Stop DJ~~@ fubar PAINTER{D.S.C]~{W.T.C TRIBAL COUNCIL}~{D&DC}~{FOUNDER SPIRIT BOMBER'S}@ fubar demon_lover~Co-Founder of the Wakan-Tanka Clan & Spirit Bombers@ fubar INFARRED~DIRTY SOUTH CREW~FOUNDER OF SPIRIT BOMBERS~WTC TRIBAL COUNCIL~D&DC~~ LOVING MIKE ALWAYS~~@ fubar ~~SugarSpice~~~ ♠ Dirty south Crew ♠ ~~Co-Founder of Wakan-Tanka Clan~~~@ fubar Once again this is all in fun Have it, love it, live it ,and Wakan-Tanka Clan Rocks !!! It's MySpace Graphics & MySpace Layouts

Aint Love Grand
It's so hard to see when your eyes are rolling in the back of your head It's even harder to speak when everything you say just comes out wrong Gutted like a pig, all you want is the world to bleed, someone somewhere stole your desire The pain akin to, being punched in the throat, and stabbed in the chest You would rather bleed than be without her Gone are the tender whispers dancing in your ears Replaced with lackluster memories you cry, your screams play in your empty room It's so hard to see when your eyes are rolling in the back of your head It's even harder to speak when everything you say just comes out wrong Your bed swallows you whole as the days bleed together, torment on the lips Of a loved one, and if you try hard enough, You can almost taste her, feel her pass and Scream, OH GOD WHY ME - Atreyu

Right Side Of The Bed
I can see her now Dancing around, her drink in hand All her baggage in tow I just want to forget and let go Of all the joy, all of the pain I took your guilt and placed it into me And now I kiss it goodbye Our last dance ended fatall Who's sleeping on my side of the bed tonight? Have you ever cried so hard? Baby you just died There she goes again Another masquerade in false circumstance She'll fuck you just for the taste I just wish I could replace all the memories Of what makes my blood run cold And as your blood flows through me I say goodbye to what we had She came and went I gnawed through my lip Makeup smeared in her eyes Each sob's a reason to say goodbye. Sometimes when you're holding on You'll never see the light With flowers in her hair I gazed upon with dead lovers eyes She never looked so good And I never felt so right - Atreyu

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if They want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once Everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, Switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for Smuggling diamonds". 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with The prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - With a serious face. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and Play tropical sounds all day at work. 14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems d

10 Things To Do To Keep Yourself Occupied While Your Gf Is Shopping At Walmart
1. Grab some boxes of condoms and put them in other peoples carts when they are not looking. 2. Go the to clock isle, and set all the alarm clocks to go off within 5 minutes of each other. 3. Move the Wet Floor signs to a carpeted area. 4. Hide in the clothes racks, and wait until someone walks by, then wiggle the hangers and say in a strange voice, "Buy me Buy me". 5. Impersonate a Walmart employee and give people directions to the wrong Isle. 6. Go into the changing room and put on a moo moo, then come back out and ask someone if this moo moo makes your ass look to fat. 7. Go into the changing rooms wait for 10 minutes then yell, "WHERES THE TOLIET PAPER?" 9. Bring a bra up to a walmart employee and ask if they have it in a size smaller then an A-Cup. 10. Go into the toy isle, and locate the loudest toys they got, and press as many buttons as you can within a minute and walk away.

Jangl Information - New Feature
This is a repost of the original blog created by Sinderella on the new Jangl Feature: This is a great new feature fubar is now providing for its users. It allows you to leave voice messages for other fubar members without giving out your real phone number. Every member of fubar is set up to receive voice messages from other fubar members using Jangl. If you want to call someone and leave a voice message, Jangl makes that simple as well, using your Jangl account. To call someone and leave a voice message, click on “Call Me”. This link is located on every member profile, immediately below the member name. Next, verify the phone number from which you will be calling. You must use the phone number of the phone you will be calling from. (Jangl gives you the option to store phone numbers in your Jangl account.) Jangl will have you set up a pin number to use to log into your Jangl account. Make sure you read the Jangl terms of service and check the box that you agree to them. Comple

Jangl
This is a great new feature fubar is now providing for its users. It allows you to leave voice messages for other fubar members without giving out your real phone number. Every member of fubar is set up to receive voice messages from other fubar members using Jangl. If you want to call someone and leave a voice message, Jangl makes that simple as well, using your Jangl account. To call someone and leave a voice message, click on “Call Me”. This link is located on every member profile, immediately below the member name. Next, verify the phone number from which you will be calling. You must use the phone number of the phone you will be calling from. (Jangl gives you the option to store phone numbers in your Jangl account.) Jangl will have you set up a pin number to use to log into your Jangl account. Make sure you read the Jangl terms of service and check the box that you agree to them. Complete these quick and easy steps and you are ready to make a call to anyone that has a fu-mai

Im Finished
just a note to all my friends who know me as you will know i am a motor sport photographer my job is very long and very! dangerous so it has come to a point where i have to look out for myself and my safety i have my family i have to think of my friends also every day i go to work theres the big chance i may not come home over the past few years i have had some very close calls and have pushed my luck enough standing on a corner of a race track with a car/motorbike coming at you at 200kph out of control is risky business. motor sport is something i love so much but upon great thought i realize it isn't worth dieing for i will miss it so so much but i will move my specialty to other photographic endeavors this has not been easy for me but for my future and my family i think this is for the best thank you for your time and reading this.

Mothers
After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, "I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you." The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my mother, who had been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my 3 children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. "What's wrong, are you well?" She asked. My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or surprise invitation is a sign of bad news. "I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some time with you," I responded, Just the two of us." She thought about it for a moment, and then said, "I would like that very much." That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed to be nervous about our date. She waited

Unfaithful
"Unfaithful" Story of my life Searching for the right But it keeps avoiding me Sorrow in my soul Cause it seems that wrong Really loves my company He's more than a man And this is more than love The reason that the sky is blue The clouds are rolling in Because I'm gone again And to him I just can't be true And I know that he knows I'm unfaithful And it kills him inside To know that I am happy with some other guy I can see him dying I don't wanna do this anymore I don't wanna be the reason why Everytime I walk out the door I see him die a little more inside I don't wanna hurt him anymore I don't wanna take away his life I don't wanna be... A murderer I feel it in the air As I'm doing my hair Preparing for another date A kiss upon my cheek As he reluctantly Asks if I'm gonna be out late I say I won't be long Just hanging with the girls A lie I didn't have to tell Because we both know Where I'm about to go And we know it very well Cause I k

Randomness
My eyes are open wide By the way, I made it through the day I watch the world outside By the way, I'm leaving out today Well I just saw Hayley's Comet, she waved Said "why you always running in place? Even the man in the moon disappeared Somewhere in the stratosphere" Tell my mother, tell my father I've done the best I can To make them realize This is my life I hope they understand I'm not angry, I'm just saying Sometimes goodbye is a second chance Please don't cry one tear for me I'm not afraid of what I have to say This is my one and only voice So listen close, it's only for today Well I just saw Hayley's Comet, she waved Said "why you always running in place? Even the man in the moon disappeared Somewhere in the stratosphere" Tell my mother, tell my father I've done the best I can To make them realize This is my life I hope they understand I'm not angry, I'm just saying Sometimes goodbye is a second chance Here is my chance This is my chanc

Queeny
:-P BEAUTIFUL PERSON :-P and is only 433K from becoming our very first !!!Vampiric Godmother!!! She gives so much to us all it is time to return the love I know ALOT of you hit that "I'm Bored" button so why not hit her instead?!?!? (with rates not hammers you sadists lol :-P) She has some awesome pics and stash to rate so drop by and give it to her! QUEEN Nassy V4mpir3 B!tch NSFW@ fubar The V4mpir3 Queen Wants to be our next godfather. Lets all pitch in and give her a hand & make this happen for her. She has tons of pictures & stash to rate.QUEEN Nassy V4mpir3 B!tch NSFW@ fubar

Good Bye
just a note to all my friends on here im letting u know i will be deleting my file. it was nice meeting and chatting with all you but right i have alot of issues going on and its hard for me to be here. i will keep in touch with a few of you. it will take awhile to delete so dont worry i will be here for a couple days yet

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving Every1
Get your own glitter and more at BlingyBlob.com I just wanted to wish every1 a happy Thanksgiving. I hope you all have a wonderful weekend. The holiday season is offically here and I hope we all have as little stress and as MUCH FUN as we can threw the new year. Get your own glitter and more at BlingyBlob.com

Ax Vs Leg
i hit my leg with an ax yesterday so that put me down for a day or two so i should be here today any way my leg though is killing me i had a 3 inch wide 2 1/2 inch deep cut but i did not hit the bone but this is a reminder to always be care full and accidents can happen to anyone worsted ive ever done and i regret for being in a hury to get done to much to do on one day off but sence i had to spend half the day in the hosital i did not get anything done so allways slow down and think about the next move please i know i will from now on

Working Out Of Town Still
Greetings All. Well, I promised an update and here goes. I am Still working and living during the Week down at Fort Myers, Florida. We are doing the Archaeological Survey for an 8000 acre Citrus Grove (Oranges, Grapefruit, lemons, etc). We are currently nearing the project's end and up to this week have not found a damn thing other than an old Hand adzed (a wood working tool - think carved) part to a wagon hitch (prob 1920s-30s). Now at least, we have something of interest,,, a town. Yep,,, a whole Damn Town. We know that it was first settled in the early 1900 and was abandoned sometime between 1944 and 1953. It is all plowed up Grove now. We spotted it on an old aerial photo. I did some research and found out that it was a small community called Corkscrew Settlement. It contained about 20 odd families at its height and although it never had a store or a church, it did have a school between 1923-1946. Around 1946, it got its first "all-weather road" (a hard Shell road). A sm

Return To Salem
Few people realize that the origins of a form of Christmas was pagan & celebrated in Europe long before anyone there had heard of Jesus Christ. No one knows what day Jesus Christ was born on. From the biblical description, most historians believe that his birth probably occurred in September, approximately six months after Passover. One thing they agree on is that it is very unlikely that Jesus was born in December, since the bible records shepherds tending their sheep in the fields on that night. This is quite unlikely to have happened during a cold Judean winter. So why do we celebrate Christ�s birthday as Christmas, on December the 25th? The answer lies in the pagan origins of Christmas. In ancient Babylon, the feast of the Son of Isis (Goddess of Nature) was celebrated on December 25. Raucous partying, gluttonous eating and drinking, and gift-giving were traditions of this feast. In Rome, the Winter Solstice was celebrated many years before the birth o

Birthday Blog
If today is ur birthday congrats! its mine too! OK big deal its our birthday , or my birthday so what its just another day to reflect on life,The Good The Bad and the Ugly !!!! GOOD:the great things u did , after ten years of retail ive ventured into a whole new world of employment,,, I now work with mentally retarded and developmentally challenged adults, its a big switch, Good; also includes The great people ive met and beacame friends with and u know who u are, some of the more recent one stand out the most!,Good: is dropping some more pounds, tryin to look good liking myself AGAIN BAD: the bad is well all the shitty things that happen,the last year has been rough emotionally,financially... .Within the last year i've been seperated from a longtime (11 years )friend and partner, while that is also being handled differently.BAD: money well hell unless u have a great high paying job who am i kidding of course ur finances are bad lol.UGLY u want ugly?????? UGLY IS HELL FREEZING OVER

Weekend Drive
It's a beautiful fall morning. I've got part of our day planned out already, all the way down to the perfect picnic spot. I've packet a large basket with all of our favorites, nice soft blanket along with everything we will need to have an enjoyable afternoon together. We don't get as much time away as we would like. The place I have picked is secluded along side a small creekbed. The skys are clear and blue as far as the eye can see, the leaves on the trees are changing colors and there is an ever so slight breeze. You are curious as to what I have planned but you will not ask. I've got on a halter top that has an oriental design to it and a jean skirt, something simple and basic but you like this outfit. We arrive at our destination and you just look around and smile. As we climb out of the jeep to unload, you walk over to me, pull me in close and kiss me very passionately. I return this kiss just as deeply. I melt everytime you kiss me. The way your lips feel against mine

The King Of Random
I found that bin-Laden fucker. I'm going to smash his nuts with a slege hammer. I'll put it on Pay-Per-View. I need a good corprate sponser. Speak English. Ever hear the one about the 3 midgets walking down the street? Who is this Sean Early guy? Death to Chocolate. Where's that damn invisible midget? I conqured BK's Quad Stacker, and I got the crap to prove it. Cherry flavored anacid. I like the soft-core porn on Cinemax. I had a dream last night I broke the anorexic Olsen twin in half. Meg didn't find it funny. My son is the coolest thing under 3 feet tall. The talking smilies at the top of the page scare me. Or turn me on. Whatever. Dora The Explorer drinks Corona. I want to meet Lee Emery. Swingers are funny. Have we finally found a chick for the coolest guy this side of the universe? I would have never seen it coming. Stay tuned for more. SmackDown and ECW the day after Christmas!! REDGUY!!!!!! I'm B-B-Q flavor!! Let's g

Bulletins
THE PAST FEW DAYS THE BULLETIN REPOST HAS A GLITCH IN IT. ERROR OF TYPE 1. EVIDENTLY A TYPE 1 ERROR MEANS THAT THE SERVERS ARE WORKING LIKE SH*T. THE USE OF BULLETIN SPACE IS A WAY FOR WE USERS TO NETWORK AND IS A VERY IMPORTANT TOOL THAT WE MUST HAVE. SOOOOO...WHATZ UP BABY J?????

Santini Plans Extreme Escape To Protest Torture
Planning is currently underway for Santini to present an extreme escape that will be a political statement against the worldwide use of torture. David Blaine stood on a pole in New York's Central Park and Criss Angel stayed in a tank of water in Times Square breathing air via a tube but what Santini proposes to do will be far more difficult and painful. At a notable Toronto location sometime in the next few months Santini will be painfully stretched on a Medieval rack and will remain in this uncomfortable and extended position for a number of hours before attempting to finally escape the machine (should his muscles even be functional after being stretched thusly for a number of hours). Discussions are currently underway to have Amnesty International, ( The reknowned human rights organization), sanction and assist in promoting the protest/escape. Details will be released as they are confirmed and become available.

Honesty
Well, a few of my friends here know what is going on.. some don't. I'm going through a seperation with my husband. Right now, we still reside at the same address.. but as soon as I can get a job and help with the expenses.. we won't be. He's not a deadbeat.. we just can't afford two residences on the current income... not with the kids too. I should be having my surgery in about 2 weeks.. so then the job hunt will begin. Its all for the best.. and we are still friends (which is VERY good with 4 kids LOL).. just have very different views and paths in life which makes it difficult if not impossible to live together. So with that in mind.. don't be surprised if I'm in and out for a month or two. Working out details and trying to be there for the kids as much as possible. For all my friends which have shown me such incredible support.. I thank you. Can never put into words how much I appreciate you!! Thanks all.. and God Bless. These things do happen.. Julie Li

Patches
Calling all Firefighters, Police and Military!!! I need your help. My department is one of the poorest in the county. But still we give everything in us to our community. We have applied for the federal grant several times but keep getting turned down. We need to very badly update our turnout gear as well as other equipment. We have had to rely on donated gear, from turnout gear to our air masks When we joined the department we are given a brand new nomex hood and forestry jumpsuit, and not all of us have a jumpsuit. When my first set of gear started showing signs of heat damage I had to beg for a replacement. for a year I was the no name firefighter because the lettering had come off my set years ago. So I was excited that I might finally get to belong to someone. We had been given several set of gear but none fit anyone on the department. so after searching every set of gear I finally found a set I could wear, and it had lettering. but it was beyond it service date, as was many o

My Blogs
I wrote this shortly before my daughters first birthday...last year...hope you enjoy. My first year as a mom... I can't believe the time has gone by this fast. I will be celebrating your birthday in a couple of weeks, as well as my first year as a mom. The whole mom thing still hasn't fully set in yet. But no doubt in my mind you are my little girl and I love you with all my heart, more than I thought I could love any one person. It's almost scary to think that I have created you and I will now teach you about the crazy world that we live in and tell you the differences between right and wrong. Over the past year I have seen you grow so much. It seems like only yesterday that I was bringing you home from the hospital and tending to your every needs. Waking up every couple of hours in the middle of the night just so you could get the nurishment that you needed. I have seen your first smile, first laugh, first crawl and your first steps. I wait patiently for your first word. Wo

Children
Children are what keep life up to par Not where their from or who they are But because their the future to carry on They need guidance and love to be show If their yours your responsible you see Step up to the plate and teach them to be Good people with love of right and wrong If you do not they will not belong Our children’s future is out there for all Make them strong to answer the call Be there with them through think and thin You choose which cycle they will begin My parents did good for what I can tell If yours did not then break the spell I have no kids to teach you see But several are there and think of me Not because I’m good or perfect you see Because I’m the same with consistency They do what I ask not out of fear Because they love and want me near So take your time and teach what’s right Before they are gone and out of sight They will respond if you ask them to do Live your life right and teach them too Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 09/05/07

Proud Of You
Those are the words we all want to hear What ever the game you want your dad near If he is not it removes your drive So you look for other ways to survive Everything you do matters you know Try your best to be good in the show If no-one is there to see what you do You have to step-up and do it for you You do what you can your best for now The best you can for their attention some how All they need to say is I’m proud of you I love you no matter what you do Remember this in the children you raise The one thing they crave it’s your constant praise If they fall be there for them Help them up to start again Without you there they’ll stray for sure You’re here to teach them good to the core They’ll love you for it until the end Keep your love strong and compliment them Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 09/04/07

Random
*Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *.*.*. * ...*.*. * * .* *.*.*.* .*) .*) *.*.* . (... *.*.*.**.*.*.* ..*(...) .*.*.*.*.* **.*. * * ....(...) * . * . * .* * * .*.. *....* (...) * .* .. *..(...). *....* .* .* ... *.... * *. * . * .** . * . * . . * . *.*. * . ** __00000___00000 *.*. * .* .* _0000000_0000000. * . * .* _0000 OOOO 00000. * . * .* __0000000000000 * . ** .* ___00000000000 * . *. * . * .* _____0000000 * . *. * . ** *.* _______000 * . *. * * * .*.* ________0* . * .. ** .. * .*.* . * .. ** .. * . * . * .* . *.* . * . (.. *** /) * .*.*.* * . * ( ..(_)/ ) * * . * . * (_ /|.. _) . *.* * . * . /___.. * . .* .* . * . * . * . . * * *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* ____xxxxxxxxx

Poetry
paper Aug 3, 2005 12:39 PM a peice of paper I hold in my hand. So inviting, just seems to understand. Doesn't laugh, no weird looks as I write how I feel. just a once white paper making my thoughts real. If I like it I'll hang it for others to see. This fine paper that reveals so much about me. If I hate it then it's okay for me to tear it to shreads. Because sometimes thoughts are fleeting and should never be read. A peice of paper I hold in my hand. So inviting, just seems to understand. Doesn't laugh, no weird looks as I write how I feel. Just a once white paper making my thoughts real. my unfinished song... work in progress Current mood: artistic Category: Music chorus- think you can tame me; claim me? oh no no no boy you're crazy, no maybe; and you hafta go think you can save me??? BUT I DON'T NEED A HERO!!! verse 1- used to find it funny how you followed me around i had you wrapped anround my finger, thats what i found yet you nev

My Mom Still Ill
AS MANY OF U KNOW MY PARENTS ARE BOTH VERY ILL. MY MOM WENT IN TO THE ER LAST NIGHT AND IS IN THE HOSPLITAL YET AGAIN. U CAN SEE IN MY EARLIER BLOGS WHAT ALL IS WRONG WITH HER. HER TREMORS ARE GETTING WORSE . MY DADS COPD IS GETTING WORSE. AND MY NEPHEW IS ON HIS WAY TO CHILDRENS HOSPLITAL TOM FOR FOLLOW UP MRI ON HIS SPINE. MY SON ALSO HAS STREAP AND MY PC IS BROKE SO I HAVE N OT BEEN ON LINE MUCH. PLEASE CONTI. TO KEEP M Y FAMILY IN UR PRAYERS AND THOUGHTS THANK YOU STEPHANIE we are not for sure what caused all this yet. she was at the nursing home they found her at 6am unresponsive and sezing and her oxygen stats were ar 60 . my sister left her at midnigt lastnight so she could have been like that for 5 hrs or 1 hr we dont know. she is moving her limbs now and talking some. she has falling back to sleep and has been doing that all day and was not coherant until this evening. my dad is also in the lst stage of COPD and has 6mths to a year to live if we cant get him on a lung

Personal Salutes
The personal salutes are coming along..I just have a big list..LOL I will get to everyone that wanted one though..eventually..:) Hugs and kisses Hey..i got to thinking...Maybe some of you would do a salute for me? I think that would be way cool! No nsfw though..LMAO come on!! I dare Ya!!! Hugs and kisses I am trying to do some personal salutes, and if you are interested in having one from this hungover woman let me know in a comment here ok? Hugs and kisses P.S. It may be a bit..Takes a bit for me to get the makeup off, and today they are going to be the same pose..LOL

At A Loss!!!
So, I am all excited about going home for the holiday... I get to my parent's house Weds night (after driving 3 hours in the wind and snow) only to see that mom is a little out of it... I didn't think anything of it, it was late and I know she was tired. Well, I get up Thursday morning and mom is in the kitchen having a cigarette. She looks really really out of it. She goes back to bed and dad gets up and he and I talk. He tells me that mom has been doing so good the last few weeks (and I can tell from her voice on the phone that she is better). WELL... she sleeps most of the day.. is very very unstable on her feet and is just plain out of it (no biggie... I made dinner for everyone). BUT come to find out... mom had an Rx filled Tues. Fiorinal (which is for tension headaches...she has been on them for years) for 30 of them. Well, by Thurs. evening there were 25 of them gone. Well... my mom is 5'2" and maybe 105 lbs soaking wet... so needless to say... 25 pain pills in 2 days is enough

3-month Vip Contest / Giveaway
1st place winner confirmed!30 DAY BLAST CONGRATS TO VANITY CHARM Current rating: 10.08 (26) Uploaded: October 07 2007 Comments: 30005 Vanity Charm{Pitbulls}*F.A.R.*DSC*@ fubar ALSO THE HOST OF THE CONTEST WANTED TO THANK EVERYONE FOR ENTERING HIS CONTEST ! Â®Ã˜Ã³â„¢@ fubar WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY YOUR ONE AND ONLY $DJ BABY BOY$ ~DJ FOR THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY & BOMBSQUAD~{ DIRTY SOUTH CREW}@ fubar a new contest is in place. Here are the rules: Im going to need 14 contestants who submit their photos via private message for me to post. The first picture to get to 30,000 comments wins. The winner will receive a 3-month VIP upon reaching the 30,000 comments. Second place will receive a 1-month VIP Third place will receive a 3-day blast. All other contestants, gifts. Contest will last one week. Ill give you a status update on when this will be (of course after receiving all 14 contestants) **No NSFW pictures**:P Thanx, Roo

Wheeeeeeeee!!
Well the 5th anniversary of Evan's death is coming up soon. I was going to just stay home, mope and cry for the day. Can't go to Iowa to visit his grave because I don't have the cash, and I would have to take my son. I don't think he would understand that I'm crying over his actual father. The one that helped me create him. I've been living in denial because I wanted to protect myself. Protect my son. My son who is the epitome of what his father looks like.. big built, strong, and so loving too. The harder I deny it the more my son looks and acts like him. He's so friendly like Evan was. He says hi and waves to everybody. I think of it now and I hate myself for getting married after Evan died to the asshole I named my boy after. I kick myself every day. I haven't told my (current) husband about Evan, really. I don't know why. I guess after all these years I feel like they should be kept separate. I love them both so much. I'm probably going to listen to 'It's been awhile' by Sta

Dcf
Please rate, fan and friend everyone on the list. I know its alot to ask, but if we keep each other leveled we can do so much more to help each other MASTER Cain ~Demon Crew Co-Founder-Master to Blood Vixen~SkOoTeRz GoThIc GoDeSs@ fubar Fallen Angel ~ Demon Crew Co-Founder~ Member of the Stiletto Girls~@ fubar ~_~Ashley ~_~ Crew Leader Of The Demon Crew ~_~@ fubar $ç()øTëR™-{Lori's Hubby}(DemonCrew Recruiter)[Slave 2 MzAttitude n Ashley]{ShadowLeveler}@ fubar Lori-Brunette Babe (Wife of - ScOoTeR) ~Demon Crew~@ fubar Brown Eyed Beauty~Demon Crew~@ fubar ~*Ç£ÃÿMØ®Ê*~ *Demon Crew* & *B.O.T*.@ fubar

!!my Darkend Days!! See No Light!!
I'M HERE WITH A NEW NAME NEW START I WANT TO BE HAPPY I HAVENT ANYTHING TO OFFER AND I AM BROKEN AND BEATIN IM NOT A HAPPT PERSON ANY LONGER AND I HAVE KNOW BEST FRIEND ANY LONGER PEOPLE USE PEOPLE AND I DONT WANT IT ANYLONGER!!

Some Rules 4 You Ladies...(joke)
Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work ! the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving

Just Thinking
These eyes have cried the tears that fill the ocean blue Lying there The pieces of my newly reborn heart Fading in front of us Those now so distant memories Those rare blissful moments Repeating in my mind You brought me here To this world of false hopes You've got me lost Now I cant find my way out

Helping Roo:)
K, I'm in a contest. The first to reach 30K comments wins! Will you help?!? All help is much appreciated! Here's a link... Hi friends and family! I'm in a contest and I want competition. lol This is copied from Roo's blog... A new contest is in place. Here are the rules: Im going to need 14 contestants who submit their photos via private message for me to post. The first picture to get to 30,000 comments wins. The winner will receive a 3-month VIP upon reaching the 30,000 comments. Second place will receive a 1-month VIP Third place will receive a 3-day blast. All other contestants, gifts. Contest will last one week. Ill give you a status update on when this will be (of course after receiving all 14 contestants) **No NSFW pictures** FYI: For those that already have a VIP can change the 1st place to a 1-month blast instead of a 3-month VIP. Update: 6 contestants already. Still need 8 more people. Thanx, Roo ®Øó™@ fubar

Life In General
I work at Autozone and come home from work, yes my life is boring. If your life is pretty much the same let me know. THIS WOMAN SHOULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT!!! I'D VOTE FOR HER!!! Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores onSeptember 11, 2001 ? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" w hen an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?... Well, I don't. I don't care at all . I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those i

Wicked Storm~~we Have Our Own Short Bus
GO HERE TO JOIN THE RIDE !! http://www.fubar.com/blog/134342/543895 Ladies and Gentlemen of The Storm! We are in the process of getting our own short bus, the bus will be part of the Jokers Wild Short bus line, we may even be the beginning of a complete fleet 2. Woo HOO!! All you have to do is visit Jokers Wild Short Bus Home Page and then to the blog marked "Small Bus" leave a comment that you are with WSC and want to be put on our Bus! Joker has given us 72 hours to get as many of our peeps as possible signed up or he will fill our remaining seats with random riders. There are only 25 seats available. So far we have Ozzfanatic2 as our Driver, and me Luangel ( guess i get to sit up close to my baby baby) So get on over and sign up! Heres a link to the JokersWild Short Bus Home Page. Make sure to show Joker's Wild and the home page some Wicked Storm Crew Luv!! Come Ride Our Bus!! Posted by Lucretia~~LuAngel

Pictures I Like
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Your age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute? 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 19. Number please (yes, i WILL call it): Add this effect to your own photos

To All My Friends And Fans
Asking fans and friends for 25 comments if your in the mood 50. we are behind and can use a little help... When u were 15, your mom came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked. When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you could. When you were 17, she was expecting an important call. You thanked her by being on the phone all night. When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn. When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends. When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country. When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to tak

Buried At Photocasket.com
This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. Dear Diary, For my sixtieth birthday this year, my daughter Gina (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress. MONDAY : Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda waiting for me. She is something of a Greek goddess - with blond hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!! Belinda gave me

*im This Girl*
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in his arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it, and even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you... I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss... I'm the girl who you can talk to you about anything... I'm the girl who laughs at your jokes... I'm the girl who will have many inside jokes with you and will remember each one... I'm the girl who will brag about you to all of my friends... I'm the girl who loves it

A Very Dear Friend....
Hit this guy hard.......He give love to all each and everyday. What an awesome person and if you dont have him as a friend be sure to add him!!! GONE FOR THE WEEKEND ~!~ BobbyT645 ~!~ TAKEN ~!~@ fubar

I Am Not Mia
http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1097742&albumid=758491&i=3381042480# I am in a contest and I need at least 2500 comments and rates... more is better so i may win!! Thanks my fubar friends!! I will return the love. This is a very good frind of mine Please help her level??Thanks all!! latblueyes@ fubar The more rates and comment my competition gets the better!!So far 2 have been eliminated and a 3rd is on his way out please read and repost my bully. The contest works like this rate, comment bomb my opponents and if they have the most they get eliminated!! thanks everyone and Muahzzzzzzzzzzz to all!!! CCa

Unspoken Thoughts
So many things unsaid, Why did we end up like this? How did we end up like this? Now a son without a father, to grow up and wonder why he doesnt have a father that loves him Wouldnt you want different than what you had A family with love I was always by your side through it all the beatings, the mental abuse, deporting, alcholicism so where did it get me? Now I look back and think what if I left you the first time you hit me? What if I never met you? Where would I be? What kinda person would I be? Although my life has paved me a road I long to stray away from the normal Should I just leave and never let you see him again? How would that effect him? How would that effect me? My heart in a way will always belong to you even after all the problems I still love you Pray you will find your way and get over your weaknesses Pray to someday start a family life we once started 4 years ago Will it ever happen I dont thinks so Your too far gone now My heart breaks ever

Funny Funny Funny
A 3-year-old tells all from his mother's restroom stall. By Shannon Popkin My little guy, Cade, is quite a talker. He loves to communicate and does it quite well. He talks to people constantly, whether we're in the library, the grocery store or at a drive-thru window. People often comment on how clearly he speaks for a just-turned-3-year-old. And you never have to ask him to turn up the volume. It's always fully cranked. There've been several embarrassing times that I've wished the meaning of his words would have been masked by a ! not-so- audible voice, but never have I wished this more than last week at Costco. Halfway, through our shopping trip, nature called, so I took Cade; with me into the restroom. If you'd been one of the ladies in the restroom that evening, this is what you would have heard coming from the second to t he last stall: 'Mommy, areou gonna go potty? Oh! Why are you putting toiwet paper on the potty, Mommy? Oh! You gonna sit down on DA toiwet

Bored
WELL IM BORED...I MUST BE IM DOIN A BLOG.....WELL THE PERSON IM ON THE COMPUTER FOR IS BUSY DOIN OTHER THINGS AND IM LISTENING TO THE GAME ON THE RADIO NOT WATCHIN TV TO BE CLOSE TO THE COMPUTER........SO IM BORED...... THANKS FOR CUMMING BY TO READ MY FIRST BLOG....LOL ANYWAY OUT FOR NOW

What Is This Feeling Called Poetry
The wheel of the quivering meat conception Turns in the void expelling human beings, Pigs, turtles, frogs, insects, nits, Mice, lice, lizards, rats, roan Racinghorses, poxy bucolic pigtics, Horrible, unnameable lice of vultures, Murderous attacking dog-armies Of Africa, Rhinos roaming in the jungle, Vast boars and huge gigantic bull Elephants, rams, eagles, condors, Pones and Porcupines and Pills- All the endless conception of living beings Gnashing everywhere in Consciousness Throughout the ten directions of space Occupying all the quarters in & out, From super-microscopic no-bug To huge Galaxy Lightyear Bowell Illuminating the sky of one Mind- Poor! I wish I was free of that slaving meat wheel and safe in heaven dead

Using Meth
Of all the drugs that I've tried in my life, meth is the one that I thought would put me in my grave..... and it would have, had I not had a strong family who love me and was able to step through the meth wall, and brought me back to life! I LOVE YOU MOM, DAD, CYNDI!

Yay Pics Up! Lol
Posted my birthday at the bar pics lol... some are me, some are random people that were there, lol i also went last night so i'll probably have more pics up when leepus puts them on here so i can steal them from him :p new pics are in the album creatively titled... Birthday ... lol ok so it's not creative ;) check them out though lol ;) Love you guys, Sin

What Kind Of Car Are You?
I'm a Ford Mustang! You're an American classic -- fast, strong, and bold. You're not snobby or pretentious, but you have what it takes to give anyone a run for their money. "Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

Power Of Prayer
This morning I was woken by my best friend, calling about a man we both worked with. He has Stage IV cancer and he underwent surgery to remove his tumor yesterday. Overnight he had to MIs and is in a coma. He is not expected to make it. His cancer was detected late...only a couple of months ago. He is a good man with a good family. And I cried, and I prayed. Just now I read about a sweet little baby girl named Breanna, who passed away today. Her mother and grandmother are both members of Fubar and I reposted the bulletin requesting support for the family. I have never known a child that I've lost so I can't fully grasp the pain that Breanna's mom and grandmom are going through. But I do feel their pain, and I prayed. My mother called me this afternoon to announce that her divorce from my mentally, emotionally and physically abusive stepfather was finalized. She called to celebrate the end of an era of pain, self-doubt, and dispair. We shared, and I prayed. That prayer was in

What The Fuck????
Ok guys I just have to say something !Now this may sound bitchy but it isnt meant to be. When you come and read a blog take the time to at least rate it.It won't take any time or effort really...just push the button. also if you think it was a total crock of shit ,a waste of time etc....say so. I promise! I want to write so I value your opinions good or bad so long as they are honest.oh yeah one last thing??? Hehe ahhhh well since I asked you to do this ....how about sign my silly guestbook too? ->mike: Darlin if u have to ask like that you have not the class or the tongue to do it right! ->mike: lords this must be why y are single eh?? mike: can i eat you out ->mike: whatever why are you being so silly?? mike: i will block you mike: you can block me ->mike: whatever good bye then mike: ok later ->mike: chicken he cant see what I am doin mike: 35ave bell mike: ok later ->mike: where are you?? me 67th ave and osborn This is just a part of the dumbest conversation Ever!!!

Stash????
I have posted a mum, had a friend contact fubar support and now I am posting a blog on this subject. I know most of you have seen people with much more stash than 2000 entries now at 2000. Has fubar limited the number of stash entries? Is it a mistake still waiting to be corrected? I am at a loss! I have spoken with quite a few friends who are very upset because they lost most of the "overage" in their videos. I uploaded videos that meant something to me. If you know, please inform me. Thanks!!!!!!

Huntin Poems
'Twas the night before DeerHunting, when all through the camp, Not a creature was stirring, not evena bug on the lamp. The guns were all cleaned and put in theircases, Awaiting being loaded and fired at 100 paces. The hunterswere nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of 10-point bucksdanced in their heads. And Dad in his long johns, and I in my baseballcap, Had settled our brains for a short winter's nap When out onthe trail there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bed to see what wasthe matter. As I hurried to the window to see what was going onthere, I saw an old green pickup truck with nine hunters in the backthere. With a fat little driver all dressed in orange from his head to histoe, I knew in an instant it must be Uncle Joe. More rapid thaneagles, the hunters they came, And he slammed on the brakes and calledthem by name. "Now Tom! Now John! Now Bill and Mike! ComeRick! Come Chuck! Come Zachary and Spike! Get in t

The New Me!!!!
I used to mess up on everything I did in life, and now I go 2 School and read a lot of good books meet new friends online and just have a good time. I thank all my Fubar friends who talks 2 me on yahoo and let me know now 2 give up on myself so easy Thank You I Love You All....

Great News
Xavier Silias finally arrived at 9:36 pm om 2-13-08...he weighed in at 8 lbs 2 ozs and is as gorgeous as can be of course I might just be a little bias...see for ur self in the "My daughter and her family" folder. Thanks We found out Friday that my daughter is havin a baby boy.....his name will be Xavier Silias Lovik and I am so excited!

Fubar Baby!!!
Fubar baby dont be crazy....im just lookin for a lil luvs... Just a friendship thing.. not crazy or fake... wanna them good things from up above... Now u might be my 4-eva..only GOD knows that 1.... so for now lets be true friends and have sum fun... You might be just a friend or even a passer by thats fake,..either way you touched my life... good or bad i had ta take... so watch out world...cause your in the category you chose...Move it round, change up a bit,till u can get it right...Cause baby aint nuthin like a real brutha...true ta the game 4-eva... Yea lifes game...its a matter how u play you , good or bad,,, You can make it what ya make it.... JUST BE TRUE... IF KISSAS WERE WATER,, ID GIVE YOU THE SEA.. IF HUGGS WERE LEAVES,,,I WILL GIVE YOU A TREE..IF LIFE WAS A PLANET,, ID GIVE YOU THE GALAXY,..IF FRIENDSHIP WERE LIFE,,,I WILL GIVE YOU MINE...::)) ""THE KISSAS AWAITING YOU"" Theres so many ways id kiss you,,theres no way i could write them all...but i was sittin

3 Month Vip Contest/giveaway
a new contest is in place. Here are the rules: Im going to need 14 contestants who submit their photos via private message for me to post. The first picture to get to 30,000 comments wins. The winner will receive a 3-month VIP upon reaching the 30,000 comments. Second place will receive a 1-month VIP Third place will receive a 3-day blast. All other contestants, gifts. Contest will last one week. Ill give you a status update on when this will be (of course after receiving all 14 contestants) **No NSFW pictures** FYI: For those that already have a VIP can change the 1st place to a 1-month blast instead of a 3-month VIP. Update: 11 contestants already. Still need 3 more people. As a heads up, after receiving all 14 contestants, ill give a half hour warning to provide time for bulletins and mass messages to your friends. Wanna make it fair. Roo's link ... ®Øó™@ fubar Thanx, Roo

Omg Sin Is Cleaning!
Ok, that's really only funny if you know me enough to know i never cook or clean lol :p anyhow that's referring to my albums, i deleted a couple of them after moving the pictures mainly to default. Why? you ask... Apparently most of you have too much trouble opening SFW albums. Now it's nice and easy, RATE the DAMN DEFAULT! yes, i'm being a point whore... why? because i sit there and make all these pretty pictures for you, and all you give a crap about is seeing anything a bikini would cover. Seriously, RATE THE SFW'S. i also added (mixed sfw and nsfw) to the end of album titles because apparently if it's not a fully nsfw tagged album, you STILL don't open it. no this isn't directed towards everyone, i know there's about .5% of my friends that actually rate everything... (that's not a typo, it really is only about half a percent)... to the other 99.5% of you, please at least rate the default if you're not going to rate the rest of the sfw's. anyone that whines

My Favorite Quotes
"All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must seem inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near. Hold out baits to entice the enemy. Feign disorder, and crush him." "The real measure of our wealth is how much we'd be worth if we lost all our money." "Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." "He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever." "Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who matter don't mind, and those that mind, don't matter." "You must be the change you wish to see in the world." "Life's Tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late." "Any society that will give up a little liberty to gain a little security w

John And Jesus
John And Jesus One day Jesus is walking down the street in Jerusalem. His robe is tattered and torn and in really bad shape. He sees the sign for a tailor shop, the name: “John’s Tailor Shop.” He enters the shop and see John sitting there sewing some clothing. John asks, “May I help you?” Jesus answers, “Yes, I have this old robe that is tattered and torn, and it needs repairing, can you do it for me?” John replies, “Yes of course I can. By the way, aren’t you that preacher they call Jesus that does all the miracles and stuff?” Jesus replies, “Yes that is me, can you repair my robe?” “Yes, I said I could, but, to repair it would be as much as making you a brand new robe, is that OK?” Jesus says yes and John measures him for the new robe. John tells him to come back in about 2 weeks and Jesus leaves. After 2 weeks time, Jesus returns to the shop. He asks John if he finished the robe and John hands him a brand new one in a box. He tries it on and says, “This is beautiful John, I lo

Just How Well Do You Know Me....
(by the way this is what "I" WROTE/FEEL...I did not find this in an article or read it or hear anywhere, ever single word is from me whole-heartedly and soul) Dear Santa, This year for Christmas I have the same list that I've had for 3 years now. You have not given me one thing on my list. It doesn't cost as much as what is on other people's lists. I do not ask you for a sports car, diamonds, or even a house. I want AIDS to be curable and illnesses to stop multiplying, and start being more treatable. I want equality and justice. I want world peace, compromise amongst countries rather than hatred and pain in the world. I want the suffering of the poor and disabled to end, the malnutrition and poverty of children to stop. I want racism, sexism, and homophobia to end. I want the chaos of every nation to turn civil and not hostile towards one another. I want people to become more accepting of physical and mental disabilities and not pass judgment on those with these, stop picking at

Dealing With The Public
the one thing i can't stand, is waiting on someone that has their damn cell phone glued to their ear. i work in a very busy convient/gas/smoke store. today i did over 2 grand on my register and that's for a slow sunday. it irritates the hell out of me when i'm waiting on someone and they don't hear me ask a question because they're on the damn phone. it slows down my line and i get sick of repeating myself over and over again because they can't put their phone down for 2 seconds. plus i don't want to hear their conversation about "oh no he didn't" or "omg she did that". even when i'm not at work and standing in line waiting to pay for my purchase, there they are. flapping their gums about gossip gossip and more gossip. holding their cell phone in one hand and digging for change with the other. slow down the whole process of "honey i'll be in and out in one minute" don't you think. today i was at the casino boat waiting for my cab to arrive. i don't know how many times i rolled my eyes

My Daughter Team
I usually dont post my own. well here goes. Today I found out that next week her regular season ends. The Football Team has not Lost a game this season they are undefeted this year again. The Varisty team is the best. Caramel-Pecan Pie Ingredients: • 1-9 inch unbaked pie shell • 2/3 cup sugar • 1/4 cup butter or margarine, melted • 3 eggs • 1 jar Smucker's® Caramel Spoonable Ice Cream Topping • 1-1/2 cups pecan halves Directions: 1. In mixing bowl, beat eggs slightly with fork. Add sugar, stirring until dissolved. Stir in topping and butter; mix well. Stir in pecan halves. Pour filling into pie shell. Bake at 350° F for 45 minutes or until knife inserted off-center comes out clean. Cool thoroughly on rack before serving. Cover; chill to store. Yield: 1 pie

Munkyface Entertainment
Get your own Flash MP3 Player heres the link to buy the cd life is a good thing sometimes could be bad deppends how u make ur life out to be my life is good but its also bad gone threw jumpings being shoot at ladys leaving me but the good things is my mom and dad and my daughter and my boy from munkyface entertianment for a shoot at the music industry so if yall think ur life good or bad remeber u got good family and friends to help u out

Birthday!!
LOL..Ok..its not my birthday today, but it will be someday, and I was just hoping someone would give me a birthday present, you know like a salute, a blast, or a Happy hour even!...(wicked grin) Yes my shameless plug for attention..I can never get enough...:) Hope you all have a great evening this fine Sunday Hugs and Kisses

Hummmmm
You know just when you think you got life figured out. You get thrown a curve ball. Just when you think you have youre life under control and your feelings in their place. Someone comes along outta the blue, and sets you afire. Why? cause you never met anyone like them in your life. In a short time they got you all off balance. Weak in the knees, and they are all you can think about.Its true cause we promised to only tell the truth no matter what. So yes its true I cant stop thinking about you. You are so special. I wish things were different. Maybe they can be. Could it be love at first site? Is it really that easy? Is it possible it happens just like that? What if they dont feel the same way? What if they get scared? What if they are just fucking with you? What if they do feel the same way? Then what? oh boy. Now what?

Money Situation
Heres the deal..I really want to be a sponsor for the day. I am looking for anyone to loan me their fubucks...loan sharks welcome.. ROFLMAO I guess you can't do that huh?..LMAO Oh well..feeling frisky...just messing with ya..LMAO Hugs and kisses

Dj Bully
Enter for your chance to win a Fender guitar! Click the pic below to "Like" Stars Go Dim on Facebook. Once they reach 20,000 "Likes" they will randomly draw a name for yhe Fender Guitar. ~† CLICK A PIC TO ENTER † ~

Random Stuff
A dream I had recently..... I was standing atop a mesa, watching a some Native American children play in a village down below. As I turned around, the Chief of the village told me that the kids were fated to walk the trail of tears. When I asked him what that meant, he disappeared into the wind. I ran down to warn the village, but when I got there, it was empty. The Chief is there again, and tells me that fate cannot be stopped. I woke up with questions I don't think I'll ever find the answers to.

Total Waste Of Humanity
This sorry waste of crap, in my effort to be a point whore this weekend, I rated a bunch of people 1s' boo hoo. This cat instead of comin back and rating me a bunch of 1s like expected, he talked crap about my kids. Now I dont know about you, but when talkin crap there is no reason to bring children into it. I know I have beautiful kids, and he is just probably angry cause his kids probably came out retarded, but there is no excuse to bring family into it. Especially since all I did was rate 1 pic of his a 1. Anybody who wants, feel free to bash the hell outta this asshole. Thanks. Kencredible Kencredible

In The Beginning
IN THE BEGINNING I NEVER HEARD CREATION EXPLAINED THISWAY BEFORE !!! In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with Broccoli, Cauliflower and Spinach, green and yellow and red Vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live Long and Healthy Lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Crème Donuts. and Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man s aid, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. and Satan smiled. And God created the healthful Yogurt that Woman might keep the Figure that Man found so fair. and Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. and Woman went from size 6 to size 14. So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." ~And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. and Man and Woman unfastened their belts following th

~some Things Are Worth Waiting For...
Friends help me to realize that life is so precious and they all play a special role...read on... Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were ment to be there, they serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson or help you figure out who you are and who you want to become. You never know who these people may be; your neighbor, child, long lost friend, lover, or even a complete stranger who, when you lock eyes with them, you know at that very moment they will affect your life in some profound way. And sometimes things happen to you and at that time they seem painful and unfair, but in reflection you realize that without overcomeing those obsticales you would have never realized your true potential strength, will power, and or heart. Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good or bad luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. W

Halloween Contest
SINCE SOMEONE ELSE TRIED TO RIP THIS IDEA RIGHT DOWN TO THE SAME EXACT PRIZES, I AM NOW MAKING THE 1ST PLACE PRIZE A HAPPY HOUR!!!! SO, I WILL ACCEPT THE NEXT 10 PEOPLE WHO MESSAGE ME WITH A PIC LINK FOR THIS CONTEST. STILL NEED 10 MORE CONTESTANTS. WILL BEGIN: OCTOBER 20 @ 9:00 PM (EST) ENDING: NOVEMBER 1 @ 9:00 PM (EST) PRIZES 1ST PLACE: HAPPY HOUR 2ND PLACE: 7 DAY BLAST OR 1 MONTH VIP 3RD PLACE: 3 DAY BLAST And BIG PIMP GIFT RULES: · All Entrants must fan, rate and add Host · No NSFW pics allowed. · Must play well with others. This means NO downrating.

Contest That Wicked Storm Is Promoting
Open to Everyone!! MIDNIGHT MADNESS CONTEST TONIGHT AT 12:00 MIDNIGHT EST (East Coast Time) WE ARE HOLDING A MIDNIGHT MADNESS BOMB OFF.IT WILL END AT 2 AM EST. THERE WILL BE DOOR PRIZES GIVEN OUT. THERE WILL ALSO BE A BIG PIMPIN PRIZE GIVING TO THE STRONGEST BOMBER! WINNER WILL ALSO BE GIVEN A PERSONALIZED BOMBING TAG AND DON'T FORGET THOSE BRAGGIN' RIGHTS!!! THIS IS WHO WE ARE BOMBING!! Note: You Must rate/fan/add the host before you will have access to the picture were the bomb off will be held. WE HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THERE~~ SHOW OFF YOUR BOMBING SKILLS !!! Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA

The Jewish Bra
THE JEWISH BRA A New Yorker on vacation in New Hampshire walks into the Lingerie Department of a Nashua retail store. He tells the saleslady,"I would like a Jewish bra for my wife, size 34B."With a quizzical look, the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?" He repeated "A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a Jewish bra, and that you would know what she wanted." "Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Mostly customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra." Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the differences?" The saleslady responded, "It is all quite simple. The Catholic bra supports the masses. The Salvation Army bra lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright." He mused on that information for a minute and said: "Hmmm. I know I'll regret asking, but what does the Jewish bra do?" "A Jewish bra," she replied, "makes

My First Blog Woooot!
Whats good folks, im new to this site. I am kinda addicted already, ive been tryin to get levels fast but its not goin awesome =( plz help me get points and i will return the favor! =) if you wanna know anything about me just ask im real hopen and honest and shit. And PLZ rate my cannabis pics =) It would mean a lot to me =) Im not really sure how this blog thing works, but i think this is what im sposed to do in it =) anyway till next time, xoxoxo, Christopher Cannabis

So True For Me!!!!
You Would Choose Love Money may buy a little happiness, but not the happiness of true love. You rather have a true soulmate than a private jet. And while many people may claim they would choose love too... You're one of the few who would really do it. Would You Choose Love or Money?

Devastation And The Aftermath...
Well...it's been 3 weeks since I came back from Georgia. Things are still the same. My heart is in a million pieces...I can't eat...sleep...hardly even breathe. I don't think that I'll ever get over this heartbreak. I still haven't heard anything from him at all. How can one person be so heartless and cold after all that we shared? All of the secrets and intimate details of our lives that we told each other? All of the things that were said and done? For the life of me, I can't figure out what I've done in my life to deserve all of this. Maybe it will all become clear soon...hope so anyways. I snuck in to see my doctor Friday. My health is showing the sighs of this dilemma. I've lost 18 lbs. My blood levels are all screwed up and I've started having alot of problems with my back again. It's all stress related but what can I do? I can't help the way that I feel. I feel like I'm slowly losing my sanity. I don't wanna start on any meds but I feel that in the end, I may have to. I gues

Beware!
(I AM REPOSTING THIS FOR MY FRIEND CLINT) AS SOME OF YOU KNOW, I HAD THIS "SO CALLED RELATIONSHIP" WELL COME TO FIND OUT AFTER DAYS OF HEAVY BACKGROUND INFO RESEARCH ON HER, AND 5 OTHER MEN VERIFYING IT HAPPENED TO THEM TO I FOUND OUT THAT THE ONLY ~ TRUTH~ ABOUT HER WAS THE FACT HER NAME WAS TRISH..LMAO...SO BEWARE OF HER MEN, SHE IS A LYING , DIRTBAG, AND PLAYS WITH MENS MINDS CLAIMING SHE IS 22 YRS OLD.. IT IS ALL A LIE, I HAD A lEGAL BACKGROUND CHECK DONE, IT THATS WHY SHE DELETED ME TO CAUSE I FOUND OUT THE TRUTH, SO I AM POSTING THIS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY... http://www.fubar.com/user/1120485 DON'T ADD THIS CHICK, AND IF YOU ARE MY FRIEND, YOU'LL REPOST THIS SO THEY DON'T GET PLAYED LIKE I DID ...........CLINT......... THANKS, CLINT

Losers
i dont see why guys shout me and are all perverted about tryna talk to me i mean come on you can read my profile it says IM MARRIED and IM NOT LOOKING 4 ANYTHING ELSE!! So guys that shout me and start talking about how they gonna fuck me and shit that offends me i mean come on are u dumb or are u really that stupid I HAVE A HUSBAND!!!! JUST BECAUSE I RATE YOU OR ADD YOU DOES NOT MEAN I WONNA FUCK YOU!!! I am happily married and its gonna stay that way u can fan/rate/add me all you want but the most you will get out of me is friendship and prolly not even that!!! so for all u perverted guys that shout me saying u want a piece of me fuck off and for those who shout me calling me baby I AM NOT UR DAMN BABY so dont fuckin call me that! YEAH I HAVE A SHIRT THAT SHOWS OFF MY TITS A LIL 0000 WHO THE FUCK CARES THAT STILL DONT MEAN I WONNA FUCK YOU!!! and you cannot have my yahoo and i will not get on cam for you!!!

The Art
Alone Among Angels ~ by -Ama-Oni-Starslayer- (c) 2007 Why does the darkness seem brighter then the purest of light, People pulling you to do so much, but being only human there is only so much you can do before it hurts. Is it because you think that the light is the right way, who ever said it was so, For all that you may know is that the darkness is the truth, the light may be the liar. Alone I wonder why, Searching in the rain of blood, I think I may have killed the light, but in a way better off alone in the darkness. Leading to the Angels, You come for me from the light, I sink back to my darkness, Don't touch me, I still remember the smile that you destroyed me with, you were never real, you never stayed with me. I may be the dreamer, searching for something in the darkness that I will never fine, but I would rather be able to feel something, then be cold to the heart. I never need the lies, All I wanted was to never drown, So I called out to An

Rustynail1955
I wonder how many people know this ? A 36 year old female had an accident several weeks ago along the BALTIMORE INTERSTATE SYSTEM 95 north and Totaled her car . A resident of NEW YORK as she was traving between Baltimore and NEW YORK It was raining , though not excessively,at the time when her car suddenly began to hydro-plane and literally flew though the air. She was flown to BAL:TIMORE SHOCK TRAUMA with serious injuries and stunned at the sudden occurrence ! WHEN she explained to the highway patrolman what had happened he told her something that every driver should know -NEVER DRIVE IN THE RAIN /NOW OR ICE WITH YOPUR CRUISE CONTROL ON . SHE THOUGHT she was being cautious by setting the cruise control and maintaining a consistent speed in the rain . But the TROOPER STATED that if the cruise control is onwhen your car begins to hydro-plane and your tires lose contact with the pavement , your car will accelerate to a higher rate of speed making you take off like an air-plane . S

The Original Portuguese Princess
I WANT TO THANK YOU, I COUNT ON YOU AGAIN,AND AGAIN, NEVER STOP BEING YOU!! I APPRECIATE ALL YOU DO AND HAVE DONE, MY DEAR AND PRECIOUS FRIEND!!! A FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO LISTENS AND CARES, A FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO'S ALWAYS THERE. A FRIEND BRINGS HAPPINESS THAT CAN WARM AND MEND. I'M SO GLAD THAT I CAN CALL YOU A FRIEND. A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE ENTERED MY LIFE, BUT ONE THING REMAINS TRUE... I'VE NEVER MET A SINGLE SOUL WHO HAS TOUCHED MY HEART QUITE LIKE YOU HAVE. THANK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A GREAT FRIEND. KNOW THAT YOU WILL BE MISSED... YOUR FRIEND FOR LIFE, TEJANA POR VIDA

Your Invited!
a href="http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=50243"> Click Banner To Join The Fun Click Banner To Join The Fun Click Banner To Join The Fun WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR COME GET IN ON THE FUN GREAT MUSIC AND LIVE CHAT!

Fubar Love
I just have to say that I never thought I would ever meet someone as special as the women that stole my heart. She found me on fubar, thats where it all started. Then we meet it was love at first sight. But we were a little timad at first cause we both been hurt. Didn't want to rush things. Well we are know living together. Things are going so well. I never knew that loveing someone was so easy. We know what each other want without asking. Nethier of us are trying. We be ourselves and we fall even more in love. I have to give a shout out to fubar. But I also have to say to all the perves that ruin such a good way to meet people, go buy a porn. I found love so can everyone else. Just be yourself. If she don't like you well don't stop being yourself to impress her. You impress her by being yourself. Be good peps of fubar. Much love!!! love friends

Life And Questions
ARGH! I have to move by friday of this week, and i STILL don't have a place. It's driving me insane! My parents won't let me move in with them, all of the friends that I would move in with live with their parents, and I don't have enough money to get my own place. This is getting seriously ridiculous. I don't know what the fuck to do. I'm starting to think that I'll never find a place.....and if that happens......I don't even want to think about it. All I wish is that some miracle would happen and I'd magically have a place to live. People say that love isn't an emotion....that it's an ability. Well, if that's the case, then why do people get so emotionally attatched to people they love? Just a question. I was in Seattle today doin my own thing. People watching mainly. I saw a couple that looked completely opposite of what they were supposed to look like. The girl, clearly a prep, was dressed in Abercrombie jeans, a pink hoodie, and Doc Martins (WTF?). The guy? The complete opp. He wa

Witch School
I JUST WANTED TO WRITE THIS DOWN I HAVE JUST RECENTLY BEEN ABLE TO PERSUE MY WITCHCRAFT,AND TODAY I GOT MY FIRST 2 CERTIFICATES!!!!! I AM VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS.I WANTED TO SHARE IT WITH ALL OF YOU. I WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED FOR ANY ONE WHO CARES TO KNOW.BLESSED BE

Sharing Some Friends
This a pimpout from my name but wanted too share them all with you. These people are some of the many friends I have made that are always there no matter what. I have many more and some of you might say why am I not on there.. Well I could of made this never ending..More too come in the future.Thanks for checking them out This pimpout is of some of my friends who make Fubar fun.These are some of the most giving people I have seen on this site.They are always there for there friend at no cost and never ask for anything back. No matter what the situation they always show love. If you dont have them I recommend you add them and find out for yourself exactly what I mean. Many of these give of themselves too help so many others out. Sweet~Ga~Girl (wife of screwed-n-tattooed)Member of the Confederate Family@ fubar ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞®ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.ŦRÄÌÑ,RÄÐÌÖ Ñ LÖÚÑGÈ, Ç.W.Ö.Ғ@ fubar RJeezy۞NeaNeasEverything۞C.W.O.F Presiden

Feeling Funny
OPk..Off tomorrow, and yes catching a buzz..dang I think I might be turning into an alcoholic..LOL Just kidding..:P No counseling please..:) Most everyone knows I like to take pics when I get buzzed..tee hee, but the dilemma is...what the heck do I wear? Please dont say nothing..LOL Seriously..running out of sexy clothes...I hate to bore everyone with the same old stuff...suggestions again?..LMAO. :) Hugs and Kisses! I am feeling a bit weird to night, what with the hangover and all...and I just want to laugh..what can I get into to do that?..Any suggestions..LOL Ok..I am smiling right now, but seriously...Fun is the word of the evening and I want some!..Oh by the way..not x rated fun either..LMAO Hugs and kisses

Contest
THIS IS FOR MALES AND FEMALES ARE YOU A PARENT?????? ARE YOU A GRANDPARENT????????? AND I'M SURE YOU LOOK GREAT 1~WHO IS THE HOTTEST N SEXIEST PARENTS AND GRANDPARENTS ON FUBAR. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ITS TIME TO SEE IF YOU ARE THE ONE OR IF YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO CLAIM THIS TITLE. WILDCAT AND CHERRYBOMB ARE HOSTING 2 CONTESTS TO FIND OUT. ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞®@ fubar ~Cherrybomb™~ @ fubar IT MIGHT BE YOU OR ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS!!! CURIOUS TO KNOW ??? CHECK THIS OUT 1~FUBAR HOTTEST N SEXIEST PARENTS AND GRANDPARENTS. EACH CONTEST WILL RUN (10 DAYS)IT WILL START ON FRIDAY OCT 12TH @ 10AM PST & WILL END ON MONDAY OCT 22ND @ 10PM PST AND THE PIC WITH MOST COMMENTS WILL WIN 1ST PLACE WINNER: 1 MONTH BLAST OR 3 MONTH VIP 2ND PLACE WINNER: 1 WEEK BLAST,1 MONTH VIP OR TICKERS 3RD PLACE WINNER: 3 DAYS BLAST & VIP CART ON WILDCAT TRAIN (YOU CAN INVITE 2 OF YOUR FRIENDS TO JOIN TOO) 4TH PLACE WINNER: 1 DAY BLAS

Happy Hour
almost half way there! If anyone is bored and has nothing to do please come by my link and leave a comment or two! I have 27,000 left to go for a happy hour! Any help is greatly appreciated! Thanks Jennifer link: In one week all of my friends and family helped me to get up to 20,000 comments all that is left is 30,000 so if anyone is bored and would like to help out some more or have not helped out yet and want to contribute please stop by the link and leave a comment or two! I will greatly appreciate it! Thank you, Jennifer Link: I know alot of my friends are commenting others who truely need the comments because of the contests they are in, but if anyone is out there that has nothing to do right now can you please come by my contest picture and leave a comment or two! I would greatly appreciated! I have a little over 32,000 to go which is better then the 50,000 needed! Please help! Thank you, Jennifer Link:

Poems & Writing
What happens when a part of your soul dies? Do you ever recover, do you even want to try? A daily pain in your heart, a wound that never heals No way to express it, unable to feel The numbness overides it all, yet you know.. the problems still exist; but you have nothing to show.. The anger, the rage and violence beneath; it cloulds all your thoughts, this anguish and grief Do not let this numbness reign over the day for life slowly drains of color and turns the world to grey Most need help, or take a shortcut, a crutch To cope with the days, all the pills, booze & such For me the booze let the color return back inside.. but for a few short hours, then that color ran to hide 'Cuz a monster was born from all the cheap beer & liquer The disgusted looks from my girl and family was the kicker This was not working, this was not me! I will not eat green eggs and ham o sam let me be! ha ha I made a little joke you see, to lighten the mood, to set me free So far laughter is

Wow
I have met this amazing man, that is like no other I have ever met in my life. We have so much fun together and it is really developing into something so special, and we both feel so blessed to have found each other. It's fate..we are so much alike, love the same things...and are starting to love each other....all I can say is WOW..that is what we are both saying, is WOW....love really can hit like a storm when two people are least expecting it. This is so awesome!

Homeless Veterans Benefit
I had a great chance Saturday 10/6/07 to ride on a motorcycle with a wonderful man who like myself supports all that our troops do for this country and helps out out homeless veterans....if it were up to me there would be NO homeless vets! These guys put their life on the line for people they don't even know and we treat them as if they were second class citizens when they come back from war. Everyone is entitled to their opinion so here is mine....the fact that so many treat our soldiers like that is a disgrace! Everyone who knows me knows that I would go to the ends of the earth for a veteran! When there was a threat that the Vietnam Memorial in DC was in danger of being harmed by protestors...I was there! I went to DC in March to support my troops and my veterans already home! One protestor found out what happens when you put down the men I love dearly! The motorcycle run was awesome! We went to the Vietnam Memorial in Frankfort,KY for a ceremony and then to Wilmore, KY wher

For Mina Aka Mom
I just found out a couple hrs ago that my best friend Mina has breast cancer in her right breast im really upset becouse shes like my mother i love her so much and i cant believe she has cancer i just wish i could be there with her..

"eleanor"
In my mind lyes the perfect someone. Someone that will be there after a hard day, someone to comfort me and be there during lifes struggles. I think that this person doesn't exist, they are just a figment of my imagination. Almost like a mystical abyss vanishing just as you approach it, so does this perfect someone. I actually found someone, someone that i care for alot.... but that to was a false dream. In my dream the perfect someone would apreciate me, would enjoy being the center of my universe. No one wants that anymore, no woman just wants to be treated speacial and looked after anymore they all have this attitude that they need to do everything on their own and don't want to be taken care of or treated respectfully. Maybe I'm wrong in the thinking that i want to treat someone speacial and just enjoy their company. To me having a beautiful woman, to caress and take care of is amazing. Is rejuvinating and fills your heart with love. I keep hoping, keep telling myself t

Gimme A Count On This
so me and hubby got into a discussion today so men dont make me look bad ,,,,,,,,, here is the question how many men would be ok with watchign ur wife have sex with another woman and how many of u would be ok with letting her have sex with another man also

Poems N Feeling
HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT SEX IN YOUR LIFE SEX IN THE MORNING SEX IN THE EVENING SEX AT NITE EVERY MINUTE OF THE DAY SEX... SEX... SEX.. SEX IS GREAT SEX IS BAD DO IT HARD WHEN YOU GET MAD... SEX TODAY SEX TOMORROW SEX EVERYDAY WHEN YOU'RE IN SORROW SEX ON THE BED SEX ON THE FLOOR HAVE IT EVERYDAY YOU WILL WANT MORE SO GENTLY I TAKE YOUR LOVE IN MY HANDS AND TOUCH IT, HOLD IT AND FEEL THE POWER OF THE SCUPTURED FLESH YOU HAVE GIFTED ME WITH, TO FEEL THE STRENGTH YOU POSSESS OUR SON THE SOLDIER HOW GREAT A MAN HE MUST BE TO BE JOINED IN THE FIGHT TO SET ANOTHER PART OF THE WORLD FREE OUR SON THE SOLDIER SO VERY PROUD OF YOU WE ARE TO ALL OF US WHO LOVE YOU YOU WILL ALWAYS BE OUR SHINING STAR OUR SON THE SOLDIER SO FAR FROM HOME AND IN A FOREIGN PLACE JUST CLOSE YOU EYES TO SEE A FAMILIAR SMILING FACE OUR SON THE SOLDIER SO VERY FAR AWAY WE WILL ALL BE WAITING WITH OPEN ARMS ON YOUR COMING HOME DAY

Toys & Masturbation
Afternoon Play by Audiomicrowave © I had special plans for my wife this afternoon, so I left work early to prepare. As soon as I got to the house, I prepared the bed. I pulled the sheet and comforter to the end of the bed, and piled a couple of pillows in the middle. I got our toy box out of the closet, and selected a few of my favorites...the long, soft ropes, my smallest butt plug, our flogger, and my wife's favorite vibrator. I also got the lube out and set everything on the bedside table. My wife called to let me know she was on the way home from work, and I suggested that she grab a bite to eat on the way home, but to hurry, as I had a surprise for her. About a half-hour later, I heard her pull into the garage. I met her at the door, doing the usual how-was-your-day-welcome-home-kiss routine. She asked about her surprise, and I told her she'd have to wait for a few minutes. I instructed her to go to the guest bathroom and get undressed. I also said that it would be a whi

My Blogs!
It doesn’t interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart’s longing. It doesn’t interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love for your dream for the adventure of being alive. It doesn’t interest me what planets are squaring your moon... I want to know if you have touched the centre of your own sorrow if you have been opened by life’s betrayals or have become shrivelled and closed from fear of further pain. I want to know if you can sit with pain mine or your own without moving to hide it or fade it or fix it. I want to know if you can be with joy mine or your own if you can dance with wildness and let the ecstasy fill you to the tips of your fingers and toes without cautioning us to be careful to be realistic to remember the limitations of being human. It doesn’t interest me if the story you are telling me is true. I want to know if you can disappoint a

Poetry
Why were you so selfish? Why were you so cruel? How could you ever think That suicide was cool? “My life was screwed up,” Is what you would say, But you didn’t have to End your life that way. I would have helped you In your time of need. But you wouldn’t let me, The only emotion you showed was greed. I miss you so much More than you will ever know, But my life has moved on And I also must go. Your life is over And mine will go on. I wished for so long That you weren’t gone. All I want now Is to know why. Why would anyone Want to die?

Photo Contest (yes, Another One! :d)
i wake up, i bomb:D i go to work...i come home and bomb...i go to sleep :D thats my life at the moment:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D i guess im pretty competitive when it comes to these things :) it does feel oh so good to win tho. not only because of all the hard work ive done, but also because of the friends who come by and show so much love for me...its a great feeling. i thank you all!! i have been keeping a running list of all who ive noticed dropping some comments, and helping me reach almost 25,000 points! all in 7 days...wow! these are the people i would love to thank right now...if ive left you out i apologize! send me a pm letting me know :) i want to be able to personally thank each of you. dazzy - just me clayton charley sphere freak deja lou john h maloney sirvalor1 metal ron lipsofanangel !natas asian cat jiriw wolfen114 belanger39 soupt58 gary-au-shady viper leoline JAMES!! H(in ga!!) kenneth willgummybear shan shan

New To Fubar
Become a member on Yuwie, get paid to chat and have fun :) Come be moi Frieeeeend ;) Aimz xoxox I have no idea what to do on this thing, so just give me awhile and ill figure it out lol, bare with me, ive been bombarded with mail and requests and im not ignoring anyone! i promise. justlearining. Talk soon... when i know how lol Thakyou Aimz xxxxxxxxxx :) If you want to chat with me Feel free to add me to IMVU, and if u dont have an account- it is free to Sign up : ) Hope to see you there ;)

The Pride
As many of you know I had lap band surgery back at the beginning of July. Well, I had my second fill today and I have lost another 8 1/2 pounds. Yay me. Hey yall, there is a new family worth checking out here on Fubar. It is called The Pride. This group is a fiercely loyal bunch of folks that enjoy helping their friends in contests, leveling, and just meeting new friends. Come check them out.

Not Sure
Someday you'll notice me... Someday you'll realize who has caught you everytime you've fallin... Someday you'll turn around an see whose always had your back... Someday you'll realize whose always been there when times get tough... Someday you'll not mistake my kindness as a weakness... Someday you'll realize whose love has always been sincere... Someday you'll realize who has helped dry your every tear... Someday you'll realize the love in my kiss... Someday you'll realize the safety in my embrace... Someday you'll understand when I'm no longer there... Someday... you'll notice me! JUST SO YOU ALL KNOW, I WROTE THIS A FEW DAYS AFTER I BROKE IT OFF WITH MY EX...... How do you tell the one you love you would do anything for them, even move back to be with them? How do you fix what you have done wrong? How can you change your life for one person when you never get it in return? Will things ever be different? Will you ever love again? When you fi

Nsfw???
Ok so I'm totally confused!! And a slightly irritated.. I'm not a prude by any means, but I'm definitely not an exhibitionist!! So when I post picturs of either myself, my bestfriend or artwork that I appreciate, it's in good taste. I see some of the comments left on other's pages and some of those left on mine and I'm wondering WTF??? Why is my stuff being flagged? Good gravy!! None of the stuff I have is in a public place... except of course my comments... my friends can see my pics... heck I even made a folder for my pics marked NSFW... just to be safe... at this point all I got to say is what the hell ever!! Ok that's my rant for the day! Thanks for letting me vent:)

Important Things To Me
Love is in human beings to help transform their minds, hearts, and souls, for this is what we were truly made for. It is in us to love; it is a part of us. Every human being yearns and hungers to be loved. Our soul cherishes love. Love is captivating, empowering, all-knowing, faith-filled, inspiring. We hunger for love. We actually ache for it. It is an every minute need. We are born to breathe love, see love, swim in an ocean of love every waking moment of our entire lives. For eternity. This is God’s plan. Andrea Bush 4-18-04 HEART, MIND, and SOUL>>>>>>> I love you with all of my heart. For this is what I truly know. I love you with all of my mind. You are where my day starts. I love you with all of my soul, forever, surpassing all time. More shooting details released in court files Staff report Originally published 09:56 a.m., November 26, 2007 Updated 11:20 p.m., November 26, 2007 MOUNT VERNON, Ind. — A Wadesville, Ind., woman accused of fatall

Everyday...
Life should be a source of experience to lived up to, not survived through... If something is worth seeing, listening or doing, then see, listen or do it now. Try not to delay, postpone or keep anything that could bring laughter and joy into our lives. Treasure each day, each hour, each minute... "Never save something special occasion. Every day in your life is a special occasion"... Goodbye (",)

On A More Serious Note
for those of you that don't know me very well or feel you have a right to harrass me, here are some basic rules i go by when here.. if you can't respect them then i really don't give a damn. it's my page not yours so gtfo if you don't like it. 1. if you are in my family then you have earnt a place there. adding me to yours or bitching at me about why you are not in my family will not change my mind and put you there. not to say that i don't have friends that are not in my family.. but it is limited in space and for once in this lifetime, i can choose my family! lol jk.. well sorta :P 2. i do not do cam or cyber sex.. no ifs or buts.. if you ask me about it i will delete you 3. i love the mumms and will enjoy the flirting, chatting, laughing, bashing and mocking but that is it. don't come to my shoutbox and try for a bit of one on one action or to continue whatever was said in the mumm. my shoutbox is different territory altogether! 4. i often stay online but do not stay at

Read This Plz
i was lost and i climbed mountains that had no tops i was lost a passerby with a bagful of costumes for rent i am lost a servent to time and thoughtful confusion my own mind dances like fire around the questions of life earth love cruelty and mystery i was lost and found myself returning to the same point in anguish surrounded by nothing i could understand or like or love or feel apart of i am lost and i feel tired of seeking change i am lost and i am tired of living through confusion i am lost and i will never meet my fate. Your eyes were the night sky I once stared into jet black...centered in midnight blue Who stole the twilight that never dies? Who stole the stars from those eyes? I guess I didn't know what to say to a night sky fading away Who said the moon never cries? Who stole the stars from those eyes? Now, the night breeze will surely come the one that leaves us feeling numb So, who filled the clouds with goodbye's? Who stole

Unwanted Vacation
im going on a little vaction most know but if not ill be away a month.can write me at 1804 opportunity ave chambersburg pa 17201 (chad mckenrick)save me from the madnesss of sleepin all day nothing to do.hell ill take hate mail to lol

Erotic Couplings 02
Bride's Maid by maanmathan_playboy © I knew that the girl was looking at me since morning when I first saw her. I am here at my best friend's wedding which is going to be happening the next day. The place was surrounded by a crowd all the time. She seemed to be the friend of the bride and was struck up with the bride like a glue. I was eager to find a chance to speak with this beautiful girl. The time was almost midnight and everyone was returning back to their homes. The bride and bridegroom returned to their respective rooms when it was 12 O' clock. Till then, we were all chatting and playing all sort of games. The stranger girl was all smiling and glancing at me often. I couldn't take my eyes of her pretty red saree decorated with glass beads and flowers. I tried to stop my imagination when my eyes caught a glimpse of her fair hips through her saree as she was dancing. I retired to the balcony and tried to work out a nice plan to speak with this un named girl the next day at

Aw Dats Lub
Im eatting a honey, peanut butter and bannana, blueberry eggo sandwitch And its fantastic. XoXoX Glitter I love that he randomly rolls over in his sleep, opens his eyes[notices if i woke up when the bed moved] and says "your beautiful", then passes back out and is snoring within moments. Friday night I was climbing over him[we sleep in in my single size daybed] at like 4am to go potty, and I get halfway to my bedroom door and he busts out singing the "Oh Mandy" song, without knowing all the lyrics lol. Sumthing like "Oh Mandy, you came and you blah blah blah blah blah, but you da da da da, oh Mandy!" I giggle, he tells me he loves me and then rolls over and passes back out. He never gets that grumpy look when i accidentally wake him up[i dont sleep well, in and out of bed all night]. He always just smiles. Or if i touch him in his sleep he gets all smiley. Teehee. We were on vacation with his family and his sisters boyfriend [jokingly] rubbed a little bit on his leg whil

Sad Poems
I couldnt take this and talk about it there cause it was too painful for me. but i have it here. and i finally found it. You're gone a month today, And it hurts to hear your name, It's only been a little while, And nothing is the same. My whole world has changed, In certain places you're not there, The anguish I hold, Makes it so un fair. And I can't search for you, You're nowhere to be found, Your soul is too far away, Your body buried in the ground. And this artificial happiness, Is so hard to shine through, I wish so much, I could say goodbye to you. I never got to tell you, Just how nice you were, I look at your resting chair, But you're not there. And it kills so much, I'm screaming inside, It's just not right, Not ok that you died. And I knew you for years, Didn't know you were un well, It hurts to be the one, That was there when you fell. But I was there for you, And I wonder if you know, Because you passed so suddenly, You weren't

Football In The Uk 6-7oct 07
06-07 OCT 07 ENGLAND ARSENAL 3 SUNDERLAND 2 BLACKBURN 2 BIRMINGHAM 1 BOLTON 0 CHELSEA 1 FULHAM 0 PORTSMOUTH 2 LIVERPOOL 2 TOTTENHAM 2 MAN CITY 3 MIDDLESBROUGH 1 NEWCASTLE 3 EVERTON 2 READING 1 DERBY 0 SCOTLAND ABERDEEN 4 ST MIRREN 0 GRETNA 1 CELTIC 2 RANGERS 0 HIBS 1

The End
I TRUSTED YOU , LIKE I THOUGHT YOU TRUSTED ME NEVER ONCE DID I CALL YOU OUT, OR EVEN MENTION THE WORD CHEAT AS LONG AS I KNEW YOU WAS MY MAN MY HEART NEVER SKIPPED A BEAT BUT THE LACK OF TRUST YOU HAVE FOR ME I GUESS I COULDN'T BEAT BUT YOU WANNA CALL ME A CELL PHONE CHEAT. I NEVER QUESTIONED YOU , WHEN YOU WAS ON THE PHONE, LATE NIGHT CONVASATION AND IT WASN'T WITH ME. EVEN WHEN I FOUND LETTERS FROM OTHER CHICKS, ( NOW WAIT A LIGHT DID COME ON , BUT I WAS SO DUMB FOUNDED BY LOVE ) I SAID YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK THEM BITCHES. EVEN THOUGH SHE CALLED YOU HER LOVER , HER MAN AND EVEN HER BEST FRIEND (IT'S FUNNY I THOUGHT THE SAME DAMN THING) SOME HOW YOU HAD ME FOOLED SEE I THOUGHT YOU WAS A 1 WOMAN MAN , I GUESS I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND. 5 YEARS OF ME BEING FAITHFUL AND 5 YEARS OF YOU KILLING MY SOUL I WOKE UP TO THE WORLD AND WISED UP TO THE GAME. I REALIZED I HAD 2 LET YOU GO . LIKE WIND TH

Exhibitionist & Voyeur
Boston Sightseeing Tour for Voyeurs by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER © Boston Sightseeing Tour for Voyeurs and/or Exhibitionists For those Literotica viewers who may travel to Boston, here is my unofficial guided tour of the best places to voyeur women and/or for you women to experience your exhibitionism tendencies while your husband or boyfriend watches the action from a distance. Of course, if your woman is not into exposing herself, then let her have a day at the hair salon or a day of shopping while you enjoy the voyeur tour alone. Spring is always an exciting season for me. The sunshine and warmer weather brings out the short skirts, exposed midriffs, and tank tops. I spent many exceedingly exciting and entertaining days walking around and enjoying the voyeuristic views that Boston has to offer. The great thing about Boston is, it is relatively small and you can walk anywhere and everywhere and if you do not feel like walking, they have a great rapid transit system. From the Nor

Motherf*ckingc*cksuckers
Let's discuss something--fire alarms. Currently the bane of my existence. The battery needs to be replaced in mine so it chirps every 20 seconds or so. Very shrill. I have turned off the power as it said to open the thing up and change the battery. THERE IS NO FUCKING BATTERY TO BE FOUND. I hit the test button to set the alarm off because it worked earlier to stop the beeping (I'm sure the neighbors LOVED that). But it didn't stop. Now to the point of tears because I have only been asleep for three hours, I need to get up in the morning for class, and I am past the point of tired and frustrated, I call the emergency maintenance. Actually, it's the "after hours operator". I'm not sure if there actually is one, or if they route the calls to one of the manager's homes. She sounded asleep. Well welcome to my world! She tries to connect me to the maintenance fella's phone, he does not answer. So she said she will continue to try and have him call me back. ...the beeping, for the record, has

James Landry
Live this air I feel you breath I'm intoxicated I'm sure to fall. Fools Dance on a thin Cloud surrendering My Self numbered Foot steps that I Just Might fall, Yes I am a fool that I Have Been Intoxicated from thin air a breath a beckon call, Not just a Plain whisper but I read with my eyes I Hear with my Ears , It's a Fools Dance On this Cloud there are No Boundaries Yes it's a Promise that I will fall , Falling from a fools Dance a chance that the wind storm will blow me off this cloud, But with a Kiss I'm sure to fall from a fools Dance that I stand on your Thin clouds, Better Not to have nothing then to Dance My fools Dance alone, I'm just a fool dancing On your Cloud, CPR 2007 James Landry My chest hurts when I see you But In a different way. My Legs Get weak when I just think about my lost Trust, looking deeply in Eyes that are not mine In a different way, Just Careless thoughts I wonder lost deeply in decay, was it that trust never had a chance or

Red Hair Jokes
What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed A blonde let's you leave the bed when you are satisfied - a redheadlet's you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied. How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead? She unties you A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a redhead with three small children running around at her feet. He said, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex." The researcher was a little taken aback. He said, "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?" The redhead said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My

Poems Of Obsurity
Beauty swept thine eyes,to the grassy knoll,upon cold hands did quiver,her perfume,my soul did shiver Angelesque ,in the deep reaches of Midian,her cumber embrace hypnotize the fool of heart Desire gave wait, to the heavens gate,with lust in her eyes and blood crying from fingertips,she gazes The Witching Hour has come and thy will is done,as darkness has covered the walls and ghosts float down halls,be careful when closing your world Who will wipe the tears that give me energy to Love with each tear spilled,you have been thrilled what has become of me, for nothing I have left to give but my loyalty to see another sunset Leave room for the heart that beats your name with the tears of the lonely at heart,and for the memories of once had but never again A bodiless face in the mirror of truth, Her thoughts gander with Rosemary kisses,They fall to their knees A simple stare,a girl with Raven hair can make the hottest sun flare with envy She drinks from the cup of life,Her struggle

Annoyed
Unless the rating counts are broken, which judging from my bar tab, they aren't... Guys, seriously, if you open a pic, rate it. i'm sick of seeing 20 people viewed something and 2 people rated it (as is the case with my birthday album) ... people keep asking for more pics and don't rate what's already there. i will be taking new pics over the next few days, they WILL be locked to family (both sfw's and nsfw's). i'm sick of this shit. if you don't want to rate shit, don't ask for more pics. Sin

Waheed's Blog -- Culture Of Violence
Waheed’s Blog -- A Culture of Violence What do you call a country that glorifies wars and violence in the name of peace. One that's been at war every year in its history against one or more adversaries. It has the highest homicide rate of all western nations and a passion for owning guns, yet the two seem oddly unconnected. Violent films are some of its most popular, and similar video games crowd out the simpler, more innocent street play of generations earlier. Prescription and illicit drug use is out of control as well when tobacco, alcohol and other legal ones are included. It get's worse. It's society is called a "rape culture" with data showing: -- one-fourth of its adult women victims of forcible rape sometime in their lives, often by someone they know, including family members; -- one-third of them are victims of sexual abuse by a husband or boyfriend; -- 30% of people in the country say they know a woman who's been physically abused by her husband or boyfrien

This Isn,t Right!
I DON,T KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON HERE, BUT I KNOW I SPENT HOURS UPON HOURS DOING MY STASH!!!!! AND IT IS NOW MONDAY AND I WAS TOLD ON SAT THAT IT WAS A GLITCH IN THE SYSTEM AND THEY WERE WORKING ON IT FROM FUBAR SUPPORT LOUNGE. NOW I AM HEARING THAT THEY HAVE CUT IT ON PURPOSE AND THAT WE ARE GOIN TO STAY AT 2,000 I DON,T KNOW WHAT TO THINK BECAUSE THEY DID NOT BOTHER TO ANSWER MY EMAIL OR POST A BULLETIN ON IT SO..... I DO NOT THINK THIS IS RIGHT AT ALL! I HAVE CHANGED MY NAME AND I ENCOURAGE YOU ALL TO DO THE SAME UNTILL THIS ISSUE GETS RESOLVED IT JUST IS NOT RIGHT!!!!

Nsfw-again
Ok its happened again. i received a email from fubar again and it said another one of my pics as been marked nsfw.now i looked at it and it is side pic of an angel silver and in a body suite.nothing showing and someone had the nerve to mark it nsfw.now to the person who marked it if you can tell me how this is nsfw then please tell me. This time i do know who marked it and if it happens again I WILL BLOCK YOU. and any future rates will stop.I know this is harsh but folks this is an adult website and if it bothers you then DONT look or send me an email to let me know and i will remove it.Now that is said and done I hope you all have a great day and thank you.

Favorite Movie Quote!
My favorite movie quote comes from the movie E.T.!...Where they're all sitting around the table at the beginning of the movie and Elliot has seen the lil alien..."Shut up penis breath,it's not like that"!....Lmao...Thanks Spielberg,you rock dude!

Nobody Reads Profiles
The Invitation It doesn't interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for, and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing. It doesn't interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, for your dream, for the adventure of being alive. It doesn't interest me what planets are squaring your moon. I want to know if you have touched the center of your own sorrow, if you have been opened by life's betrayals or have become shriveled and closed from fear of further pain! I want to know if you can sit with pain, mine or your own, without moving to hide it or fade it, or fix it. I want to know if you can be with joy, mine or your own, if you can dance with wildness and let the ecstasy fill you to the tips of your fingers and toes without cautioning us to be careful, to be realistic, to remember the limitations of being human. It doesn't interest me if the story you are telling me is true. I want to know

My Wrestling Career
My life in the last few months has really changed for the best. I met a wonderful lady named Penny. She is the love of my life. She has a seven year old little boy who needs a man figure in his life and I plan on being that guy. We are getting married on Oct 18, 2008. Not really sure where it will be held out right now, but that will be decided alittle closer to time. I will be moving to St. Louis in a few months and really looking forward to that and getting to be with Penny and her little boy. Yes I will miss my wrestling and my family here in Georgia. We are going to try our best to be back down here atleast once a month. Penny is so amazing I never knew anyone so GREAT. Now on to some other things that have been bothering me here lately. First of all I had a (well what I thought was an online friend) and spent all kinds of time making pics for this certain person. We talked all the time on the phone and online hell alot of times doing both at the same time. Well after I los

Life Part 31
It is Monday, I get up and start my computer and it won't start. It tells me that I have to insert the disk because of system failure or something like that. So I am using my laptop which won't let me on msn because it says I have an old version. what does that have to do with anything? So at the moment, I am trying to download msn plus on the laptop. I also had been told that I am a jealous child which wasn't a good thing to wake up to. I suppose to some degree, I have been a jealous child. So far, today has sucked. Do any of my friends not know I am married? That I have been married for 20 years? I hope all of you know that about me. I don't keep anything a secret. I am an open book and if there is anything any of you want to know about me, please ask. I write about my husband and kids in my blogs daily. They are my life. I got some bad news from my youngest brother yesterday. So 2 of my brother's lives are falling apart. I feel like I am helpless and all I can d

Are You A Vampire
You Could Definitely Be a Vampire Immortality, staying pretty forever, not having to get a job... you could definitely eat some flesh for these things. It's not that you're a murderer by nature. In fact, you're probably the furthest thing from it. However, if you woke up a vampire, you'd certainly be able to adapt and enjoy your new lifestyle. There might not be much better than living forever, even if it means giving up your soul. What you would like best about being a vampire: Being a total outsider What you would like least about being a vampire: Other vampires Could You Be a Vampire?

Won't Be Around Much
Just wanted to let all my friends know I won't be around much this next week...I'll be working 9 days straight...and very crazy hours. I will miss you all and can't wait to have time to chat with you again...All the best and hugs and kisses to all!!

Training Notice
ATTN: ALL EMPLOYEES SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be your policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECAIL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T) We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. then anyone else. If you feel you are not recieving your fare share of S.H.I.T on the job, please see your supervisor. You ill be immediately placed on top of the S.H.I.T. list and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle. Employees who do not take their S.H.I.T. will be palced in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take the D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITIDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they do not have to take S.H.I.T. anymore as they are full of S.H.I.T. already. If y

Dying Regret Band Of The Week On Moshpitarmy.net
Hey folks, We just got "Band of the Week" on moshpitarmy.net. We get featured for a period of time on the front page of the website. Go here for the front page: http://www.moshpitarmy.net/ Or, here to go straight to our band page: http://www.moshpitbands.com/DyingRegret/ Many thanks to Tony at moshpitarmy for his support! Ace

The Second Time Around And I'm Whole Again
So...The story of John and I. I got married in 1999 to an addict, alcoholic, womanizing, cheating, lying, woman beating bastard. And I use them words loosely. The marriage shouldve ended on our 1 year wedding anniversary when he collapsed my lung and sent me straight to the ICU for 3 days, and hospital for the other 7 of my 10 day stay. Instead, I wanted to make it work. Well it didnt. So as of April 2006 I left him and have been going through alot of emotions. I missed the whole idea of a husband but not him. On May 28th 2007 I seen a picture on FUbar of a cute guy wearing a construction belt and posing for a halloween picture and left a comment for the picture holder to "hook me up" By June 10th I found him myself on MySpace. We agreed to meet a few days later and we have been together ever since. On July 13th (a Friday) he proposed to me, after giving me a beautiful ring :) I plan on marrying him and this time I know it will work, because no matter HOW MUCH I PRY..

Some People Need To Grow Up
YOU DELETED ME FROM YOUR PAGE SO STAY OFF MINE...YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!! SORRY PEOPLE BECAUSE OF HATERS I HAD TO LOCK PHOTOS TO FRIENDS ONLY... some people need to grow up if you deleted an block someone then be an adult and stay off thier page too,,omg i realy wish some people would act like adult in here it ruins it for the ones who realy want to get to know each other,, another thing if u im me and i dont answer you dont fly off the handle and assume i am ignoring you,, i have dsl and leave myself online for days.. sorry to vent but it was vent or leave and i am not letting no one make me leave ,,

Letters From The Soul
In the land of Tofu, soybeans, hybrids, protests, and eating disorders (I'm talking about California by the way, if you haven't already figured it out), it really is no wonder why so many "Pussies" are being raised. I am fairly confident that California coined the phrase "I'm offended". Of course you are offended! If someone did something that has no effect on my life whatsoever, and it is something that I shouldn't even be concerned with.....I would be offended too!! *eyeroll* Here is why I believe that I am displaced and I was born in the wrong state. 1. I believe in spanking children a). Soooooo Spanking is physical abuse huh? and Time out is emotional humiliation and abuse?? and Communication is the only form of discipline that the state looks upon and agrees with??? Wow....Mr. and Mrs. Bleedingheart Liberal Smarty pants.....let me ask you a question. If my son grows up with no fear of consequence (and yes, a spanking really does get their attention)... if he grows up to b

Memories
I knew this day would come when I would stop and sit down and start thinking of my Mom. I was chatting with my cousin and all of a sudden I am bawling like a baby wanting my Mom. Since we moved I have been too busy to think about her but chatting with my cousin....I stopped to think. My cousin is going through a divorce now and we were reminising about her wedding day and the things my Mom did. My Mom directed her wedding. I miss my Mom so much these days and wonder what life would be like if she was still alive. My family does not get together anymore when at once we were a family who got together at least once a month. I have not talked to my brother in over 6 months...whose fault? Mainly his, cause when I call I get the machine. I talk to my sister sometimes and my Dad when I can catch him. My aunts and uncles is another story, another blog. I can see my Mom in my decorating. Not so much colors but with flowers outside. My Mom loved flowers! I have this hideous pict

Rip Jw
I made this music playlist at MyFlashFetish.com. This boy knew more about me then anyone else in the world.. I cant get him back but i will always cherish every moment i spent with him... We smoked so much dro together.. got in trouble together.. had court dates together.. Im going to miss u so much.. i love u! Police say just b4 800am 10/05/07 Jeremy Whitener of Cincinnati Ohio was travelling west bound when he lost control of his vehicle, crossed three lanes of traffice and crashed threw a guardrail and stopped in a wooded embankment. Whitener was pronounced Dead at the scene. I LOVE U JEREMY !!!!!! FOREVER IN MY HEART

The First Time I Talked To Her
well today me and my son had a blast we went to the park out to eat and rented movies we had so much fun when his mom came here to get him he cried and told her to get out i stay at papas house you know that warmed my heart so much i cad tears froming in my eyes it hurt me to see him go so i did cry a little but i told him to be strong there will be more days ahead of fun he smiled at me and told his mom ok ready to go now he started to leave then ran back gave me a big hug ant told me he loved me sad well it was late at night and we been texting for a while and then she slowed way down in her texting then i had to think do i call her or do i wait!!! well i didnt want to wait so i called her!!!! when she was like hello my heart melted and i cant stop texting or talking to her i just go crazy if i did smiles!!!!!!!! she knows i love her and i know she loves me and i thank god that night for her typing slow or i dont think i would have ever got to call her to everyone outhere i want to

!~sorry~!
Who think I haven't been a very good friend I've jus been super busy but now i'm done with it it took a month or two but its all good so if you all need me nw that i'm done you know were to find me I'm making graphix and rating people and pix again so hit up a Lette !~M*M*F*W*C*L~! FAMILY

If We Had Sex
Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you scratch m

Alone
I stay up late at night Staring up at the stars I can see you in my mind but I don't know where you are I'm not sure what I'll do from one day to the next I keep thinking I'll see you but that hasn't happened yet But I'll never give up searching for the one to call my own Because I have to much love for me to be alone All my friends say I'm all right and there's nothing wrong with me But at night when I crawl into bed I crawl in next to me.

How To
ok so i was wondering... would any females give guys a chance at a bar... and if so what kind of pick up line would work in a bar... now ive tried many and some work and some dont. females help guys out so that when we go to bars we feel more confident... lol

My Life: Hell
Well.... after talking to the 13th supervisor at the bank, they finally admit that they were having technical difficulties with the debit cards between the hours of 1 am and 6 am. And, they will return the money to my acct. HOWEVER, they have no idea how long that will take.......... ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Bank Bullsh*t Current mood: aggravated So... my check was deposited into my account at midnight last night. I called and it said that the money was in there. I went to the bank to get money out so that Jason and I could get to work today and it wouldn't let me take anything out. So I tried to do a debit for $20 at the gas station. The clerk said it was declined. When I got home, I called the bank again. The bank said that the $20 was debited from my acct. So I went back up to the store. Again, she says it was declined. I have her try to debit $10. Thinking maybe it was just a bank gliche. No, that was declined, too. I go back home. Again, it says the the transacti

Wanna Know The Truth.....
YO YO YO WASSUP PEEPS THE BADDEST LOUNGE ON FUBAR IS NOW TAKEN APPLICATION FOR VARIOUS POSITIONS IN THE LOUNGE,YOUR RESUME WILL BE REQUIRED BEFORE AN INTERVIEW,YOU MUST HAVE REFERENCES AND PREVIOUS JOB SKILLS FOR THE POSITION YOU ARE APPLYING FOR,I WANT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU TO UNDERSTAND THIS NOT YOUR TYPICAL FUBAR LOUNGE THIS IS THE BADDEST ONE ,SO THERE FOR I AS THE OWNER CAN NOT HIRE PEOPLE FOR POSITIONS THEY ARE NOT QUALIFIED FOR,TO BE THE BEST YOU MUST HIRE THE BEST.THE PAY IS GOOD PLUS YOU GET MEALS HALF OFF(YOUR PAY WILL BE DISCUSSED DURING YOUR INTERVIEW)AS WE ALL KNOW GOING INTO AN INTERVIEW WITH YOUR WONDERFUL POTENTIAL BOSS,SHE DOES PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO CRETIN ASPECTS(GOOD LOOKING GUYS AND DOLLS). PLEASE YO YO YO HOOK A GIRL UP,GET YOSELF WID ME ON DIS MATTER!! LMAO I HOPE ALL OF YOU HAD SOME FUN,I THINK I LOST MY MIND I'M JUST IN THE MOOD TODAY,IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN WORKING WITH US IN WÌLÐÇÄŦ LÖÚÑGÈ. LOGO FOR ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ LõÚñGÈ۞ PLEASE SEND

One Awesome Friend!!!
This is a great friend of mine that I have known since I was a new Fu. She is such an incredible lady to always help everyone else with NOTHING asked for in return.....as you will see she does not have a stash or blogs as noone has helped her do this. I will be helping her get both so she has more to rate but for now please go to her page and show her the love by adding, rating and fan her!!! I promise you if anyone will show the love back SHE WILL!!! LUVS YA GIRLIE!!!:):P coco@ fubar

Friend
As I sit back and think back on my life, I am grateful I have a few people I can call dear friends. I never thought it could hapen here though. I have met some great people here, but there is one who stands out. I look forward to seeing you online. My heart skips a beat when you call. You make my troubles seem to fade, and I have a continuous smile on my face when we are together. You have captured my heart, and my life and moved in and made it your home. I would not want it any other way. I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for all we share(talks, feelings, dreams), and look forward to another incredible time together with you.

Missing You
The Silent Ranks I wear no uniforms, no blues or whites, But I am in the Army cause I am his wife. I´m in the ranks that are rarely seen, I have no rank upon my shoulders. Salutes I do not give. But the military world is the place where I live. I´m not in the chain of command, Orders I do not get. But my husband is the one who does, this I can not forget. I´m not the one who fires the weapon, who puts my life on the line. But my job is just as tough. I´m the one who´s left behind. My husband is a patriot, a brave and prideful man. And the call to serve his country not all can understand. Behind the lines I see the things needed to keep this country free. My husband makes the sacrifice, but so do our kids and me. I love the man I married. Soldiering is his life. But I stand among the silent ranks known as the Army Wife. Counting the Days! I´m missing you babe Things just aren´t the same Keep thinking about When i´ll see you again You´re on my mind always E

Military Wife And Proud !!!
We may feel weak on the inside, but on the outside we're strong. We may be drowning in tears on the inside, but on the outside, we are a rock. We may want to crawl in bed and sleep until our man comes home, but instead, we get up and go on with our daily lives with our men in our hearts. We may feel like we're slowly dying with each day we spend apart from our men, but instead, we put one foot infront of the other, and take each day as it comes. We are strong, and we are proud. We have more love in our hearts than we ever thought possible, and for this, we are thankful. We are thankful for our men and also for each other. We are Military girls, and we lean on each other. Alone we are weak, but together, we are strong. We help each other, and we survive. To all you Military girls out there, hold your head up and be proud. We are connected, ALWAYS. The day you left i felt so empty inside as we held each other tight and said our goodbyes you gave me one last kiss and sai

Einsteins Theory
EINSTEIN'S THEORY August 19 was Einstein's birthday. He would been 128. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed. He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.

Life Part 32
Oh boy what a morning and it is still 11:00 am! I got my computer to work, after unplugging everything and then taking the big dust ball off the back of the computer fan! My poor computer couldn't breath! So now it is working but I need to to a complete backup of everything before this happens again and it won't start back up! My work and life are on this computer! I still need to open up the back and clean the dust out but will do that later after I back it up. I need to walk on my treadmill. I haven't in days because of my neck and the doctor told me not to for a few days but really need to get back into the habit. It is hard to create the habit of exercise but so easy to get out of the habit! I kind of feel like I have been through a lot lately. I am a strong, independent, stubborn, loving woman that has the will and tenacity to get through anything. I have been wearing my feelings on my sleeve lately and that isn't good. I guess it means I care too much about peop

Feelings/thoughts
I just wanna touch what will never be there. What I can't feel in my arms. What I can't feel in my heart. What I can't feel that should be with me. Over and over I tell myself... Just one fucking day... But I know that all hope is gone. So...I'm having one of those days/nights where all of my thinking makes me turn into a psycho woman and I drive myself a little nuts. My whole life...I've been in "2nd place". With my family...I'm always the one who fucks shit up, or gets the blame. No one ever really respects or listens to me. With guys...I am 2nd rate. They will tell me how beautiful I am, how much they care about me and all of that shit...but when it comes down to it...I'm 2nd rate. I'm the chick they'll get with then when it comes down to it, they'll deny me. They won't tell their friends about me...hell half of their friends don't know my name, what I look like, or that I exist. I'll be sitting there with that person, someone will call them and they'll

To The Crushes
It says i have a few crush's right now, Who ever they may be, thank you so much! I feel all smiley :D 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you

Tragic Story
he finally decided to make a statement: Wesley Urch looked unemotional. Clad in his brown prison uniform, Urch rubbed his chin, gave reporters a quick stare and matter-of-factly glanced at the judge. In seconds, he couldn't face any of them as he learned he could spend the rest of his life in prison for mowing down an Erie couple with his truck. Wesley R. Urch Jr. is accused of running over and killing Stephen E. Caldwell and seriously injuring Caldwell's girlfriend, Terri Peoples, along West 26th Street late Sunday. Urch was arraigned Thursday evening in the Erie Bureau of Police squad room in the basement of City Hall before Erie 1st Ward District Judge Sue Mack, who sent Urch to the Erie County Prison in lieu of $100,000 bond. Urch is charged with involuntary manslaughter, vehicular manslaughter, leaving the scene of an accident involving death or injury, failure in duty to give aid, driving on the left side of the street and two counts each of recklessly endange

My Daddy Is A Soldier
My daddy is a soldier My daddy is a soldier He’s often gone away To some far off country Were he has to stay I really miss my daddy And im not sure what he does Except he helps other people Who need him very much At night when I say my prayers I ask to keep daddy safe So that he can come home to us And sit in his favourite place Some nights I can hear mummy cry When she thinks im asleep I no she misses daddy And her sadness hurts real deep I know that a day may come When daddy wont come home And It scares me even thinking That we will be alone My daddy is a soldier He’s often gone away And am so very proud of him Each and every day Come home to us daddy When your job is done I know that people needed you But they aren’t the only ones !!

A Soldier
There is discipline in A Soldier you can see it when he walks, There is honor in A Soldier you hear it when he talks. There is courage in A Soldier you can see it in his eyes, There is loyalty in A Soldier that he will not compromise. There is something in A Soldier that makes him stand apart, There is strength in A Soldier that beats from his heart. A Soldier isn't a title any man can be hired to do, A Soldier is the soul of that man buried deep inside of you. A Soldier's job isn't finished after an 8 hour day or a 40 hour week, A Soldier is always A Soldier even while he sleeps. A Soldier serves his country first and his life is left behind, A Soldier has to sacrifice what comes first in a civilian's mind. If you are civilian - I am saying this to you..... next time you see A Soldier remember what they do. A Soldier is the reason our land is oh so free, A Soldier is the one that is brave protecting you and me. If you are A Soldier - I am sa

New Work, A Little Darker
You call yourself Jesus, Lepers crowd around you waiting for a lick of cure Can you still heal them? Is it a better developed delusion today? You’re angry I don’t need you, I’m so angry I don’t want you, I think the intake of breath that defines your existence Is a waste of oxygen molecules, better spent Feeding the chiton mouths of flies on a horse’s ass. Your confidence is false, I see your eyes tearing Your voice wavers, your shoulders shudder.. If you want to be a big man, find another woman Whose IQ and perception match the size of your member And they do cater to the petite.. you’re not the first She blabbers helplessly, and you find your damsel, Her distress is yours, and if you slay her dragon, she’ll Breathe fire on you herself, hers is the contagious sort And you’ll burn in a way you never expected.. They have penicillin for that now, you know.. And maybe you’ll never perceive your depth of loss, You’ll tangle your hands in hair tainted in cheap

When God Made The Military Wife
The Military Wife! The good Lord was creating a model for military wives and was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared. She said, "Lord, you seem to be having a lot of trouble with this one. What´s the matter with the standard model?" The Lord replied, "Have you seen the specs on this order? She has to be completely independent, posses the qualities of both father and mother, be a perfect hostess to four or forty with an hour´s notice, run on black coffee, handle every emergency imaginable without a manual, be able to carry on cheerfully, ever if she´s pregnant and has the flu, and she must be willing to move 10 times in 17 years. And oh, yes, she must have six pairs of hands." The angel shook her head. "Six pairs of hands? No way!" The Lord continued, "Don´t worry, we shall make other military wives to help her. And we will give her an unusually strong heart so it can swell with pride in her husband´s achievements, sustain the pain of separations, beat soundly w

Chinese Sick Day
Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.The boss says, “You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.” Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. “I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon… You got nice house.”

I Love Her
What do you say to the woman that makes your heart skip a beat ? What do you say when she takes your breath away ? How do you tell her she is the greatest thing to ever happen to you? How do you say something words can not compare too . How do you tell her she makes your life worth living and worth enjoyin ? just being in her company is enough to make you the happiest person alive ! I love this woman with everything I have .

Feelings
I am here And you are there Our thoughts about each other Float through the air I think about you You think about me I think you are awesome I wonder what you think of me We are so far apart Yet we talk And we joke around We have each other in our heart In our minds We already know each other Its like we are just minutes apart We already know what is in each other’s heart We may flirt We may tease If we got together We might get on our knees It would be lots and lots of fun I promise you would enjoy As we would have our way I know I would never forget that day Kimberly

A Feeling
Your love is a lantern That lights my way, Uplifting my spirits, When skies are gray. Your love is a wave That lifts me higher, Into a sea Of tender desire. Your love is a flame, That can never die, For always and ever, It will be just you and I. Your love is a rose, Moistened with dew, Touching my soul, With the beauty of you

Wow, If You Like Being Blocked, Don't Read This.
Here's the deal guys, I've said it all enough, and I try to use the block button only on the guys that make it into my asshole of the day blogs... but i'm done... if you can't think of anything better to say than "i want 2 lick your ass" or "U ARE FUCKIN HOTT, we should meet up and have some fun" (two of the shouts i came back to after my nap... YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. I've said time and again, do not treat me like a slut and keep my shoutbox clean. I will not deal with it any longer. If you want to be actual friends with me, you will come up with something WORTH responding to, otherwise, i will block your ass. yes, i'm stressed tired and cranky which is why this and the last post are complete bitching posts. no, that doesn't make a difference. This is MY FUCKING PLAYGROUND. You wanna play here, follow the fucking rules. ~Sin The other post in this blog is about respect. and disrespect. WTF makes ANY OF YOU think that i'm going to give you a goddamn thing fo

Boat One
A day on the boat is a day for me The salt and the spray feel good you see The chop of the waves and you get your hands set Rouge wave ahead and we all are wet A smile and a yell and all is well We’re all still here as we cap the next swell The inlet is around the next buoy you see Cooking and swimming and fun for me My friends are like tides they come and go But at the inlet no-one would know We’re here for the day and to hell with the past We all are happy and want it to last Swimming and cooking and a beer or two Nothing else I would rather do Jokes and pranks and a kick in the ass The waters lied down and slick as a glass Knee boards are out and free boarding to This is what we all like to do Crazy for water to splash all around We’re having our fun out in the sound Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 08/27/07

Dirty Little Tart
It had been a murderously hot July afternoon and I was dying of thirst after cleaning out the storage area in our garage. I had so much holiday junk jammed in there that my husband had been complaining that he couldn't get at any of his tools, and that he could barely close the double doors. I shuffled out from the sweltering garage and into the coolness of the air-conditioned house. As I walked down the hallway I caught a glimpse of myself in the living room mirrors. I was wearing a gray low cut tank top (no bra), old ripped Levi cutoffs and a pair of sandals. My hair was tied back in a ponytail. I was covered in a light sheen of sweat from the work I was doing in the garage, and my tank top was damp in front. The sudden cold air from the house had immediately hardened my nipples, which I could plainly see protruding from the front of my flimsy tank top. "Damn" I thought, "Hubby would be all over these if he were around." The site of my large breasts and plainly visible nipples sen

Scientists Monitor Freak Mudflow
A mudflow that recently burst through the banks of a volcanic lake in New Zealand gave scientists an up-close and personal view of the freak event and a chance to test their disaster warning systems. The mudflow was of a type called a lahar, in which water and sediments flow down from a volcano either when snow and glaciers rapidly melt during a volcanic eruption or when the water in a volcanic crater lake breaks through its banks. In this case, Crater Lake, atop Mount Ruapehu on New Zealand’s North Island, was predicted to overtop its banks in 2007 but had recently stopped filling as rapidly, and the forecast was pushed back to 2008. But several days of intense rainfall caused the lake’s banks to collapse much sooner, on March 18, 2007, releasing about 1.3 million cubic meters of water. Visiting scientists were on hand before and after the event to observe it. “We found a broad area covered in a veneer of mud and boulders,” said volcanologist Sarah Fagents of the University

Work Life
Seph: wanna tell him about the crap that happened last night since his butt took vacation time and wasnt in Eeyore @&#!&#*@#!: is this Seph Seph: yup Eeyore @&#!&#*@#!: last time I talked to someone it wasnt u Eeyore @&#!&#*@#!: pissed me off Seph: lol yeah it was mathew Eeyore @&#!&#*@#!: I talked to them for 15 minutes Eeyore @&#!&#*@#!: no he said "Mathew says hi" Seph: he wanted to talk to u so i let him have u while i was cooking Eeyore @&#!&#*@#!: so I didnt think it was matt Seph: telling u mathew said hi was the last thing i typed Eeyore @&#!&#*@#!: so anyway Eeyore @&#!&#*@#!: phil does that alot Seph: does what allot Eeyore @&#!&#*@#!: take off Eeyore @&#!&#*@#!: when u need him Eeyore @&#!&#*@#!: lol Seph: ooooooo it was chris last night Eeyore @&#!&#*@#!: isnt that who ur talkin about Eeyore @&#!&#*@#!: ohhhhh chris took off Seph: chris had vacation last night cause he has to take his days or loose them Eeyore @&#!&#*@#!: who was qc? Cheri Seph: cheri

The Dork Files Of Jade Lmaoo
Had a shower, didn't shave me legs soooo figured ain't gettin back in just to do that, I'll just shave em , dry! :-S BIG MISTAKE , I wasn't thinkin whatsoeverrrrrrrrrr cuz I shoulda learned this lil lesson before!!! so, razor burn starts, "I" decide to grab the lotion , BAD BAD IDEA!!!!!! burningggggggg freakin legggggggg.... oh oh ICE! yea , ICE works!! ........ NOT IF YOU DONT' FREAKIN WASH THE LOTION OFF FIRST!!!!! OMG WHERE *IS* MY MIND : GIGGLES : LMMFAOOO @ MESSELF!! I'M SUCH A DORK FOR CARING LOL .........(AND YES, I'M ACTUALLY LAUGHING ABOUT THIS, GO FIGURE!LOL) I HAVE NO MORE DOUBTS ANYMORE, I AM TOTALLY CONVINCED THAT MEN WANT A WOMAN THAT'LL BE MEAN,RUDE,CRUEL,BITCHY,CHEAT,DRINK N DRUG, AND IN GENERAL TREAT THEM LIKE THEY COULD GIVE A SHIT LESS ABOUT THEM! LOL. SEEMS THE ONE'S I KEEP RUNNING IN TO JUST LOVE THE WOMEN THAT GIVE THEM A HARD TIME, SOOOOOO....... WHAT'S A 'GOOD' WOMAN TO DO ANYMORE? CAN'T BEAT 'EM, JOIN 'EM ? HMMMM. I'VE TRIED TO CARE, DONE MY

My Crazy Life
Anyone know him, i can't find him on here anywhere. Does anyone know what sites to go to to find layouts. And then where do i copy and paste the link. Help me pleaseeeeeeeeeee Big kisses for ya thank you MUAH

Danger Ahead: 4 Hazardous Relationship Problems
“Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you’re really strangers.” Mary Tyler Moore Relationships are the spice of life, but the spice of relationships is also bound to leave an unpleasant taste in your mouth once in awhile. Most everyone will experience a failed relationship before meeting the love of their life, and there’s nothing wrong with that as long as they’re able to learn from it rather than falling into the same patterns again and again. Find out if you’re guilty of any of these common relationship problems. 1. Emotionally-Unhealthy Individuals We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: To optimize the success of a happy and healthy relationship, each partner needs to be at their most complete as an individual. This means each person needs to be emotionally mature and available, have a strong sense of self and know what it is that each person wants from the other. An emotionally-unhealthy individual will look at a relationship as a w

Prettiest Mum
PRETTIEST MOM Once you have been hit, you have to hit 5 pretty Moms. If you get hit again, You will know you are REALLY pretty! So hit 5 pretty moms on your friends list to let them know they are pretty! Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put him down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces whe

Woman
Body: Sex facts! Body: 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natu

Dirty Little Place
The first male to Ive came across that shares the same sign with me.... CANCER - The Cutie MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But wil l Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. Well looks like some of my mumms... have been deleted.. found to be improper.. I just tryed to post one and it says ERROR you cant do this... so i think im banned for a while at least maybe just for today...i just wanted to share with you that mumms are no joke so dont play.. take care and get me a dang drink cause i need it.. or maybe those nice colorful bolloons!!! why is it that when you enter this FUBAR.. it automatically feels like your free... free to roam and be wild.. say as you please as soon as you please and why do i feel so excited to get on.. its not as if im really d

Just There!
Where you were, I did not see you. So close to me, but yet so veiled. Quietly you waited, upon my invitations; but still, somehow, I failed to note of you, yearning to be with me, but finding just a void. So sadly, you retreated; bowed, dejected. Finally when I knew of you, your devotion, so foolishly I did feel, like a simpleton. For I had looked so very hard for you, up/down/everywhere. but I just did not look clear, in front of me, where you were . . . just there.

Just For Fun
I just want to get comments on the topic of the canidates for presidency do you think if hillary clinton became president she should have sex in the oval office from an intern just to get even with bill

Thank You!!
Hello all...I'm in a contest to win a 3-day Blast...please stop by and drop some rates... My link to the contest is below...The rules are posted here... IT’S A SALE!! AND PRICES ARE FALLING LIKE UM, STARS!! Yeah, that was cheesy… but VERY TRUE! I wanna celebrate my move to New York, and what is better than a really good sale??!! Here’s the deal: • For a very limited time, I’m cutting the prices for blasts! • 1-Day Blast -- Regular price = 3,750 comments. SALE PRICE: ONLY 1,000 COMMENTS!! • 3-Day Blast -- Regular price = 6,000 comments SALE PRICE: ONLY 3,000 COMMENTS!! RULES/RESTRICTIONS: - You MUST email me (do not shout me!) and include in your message what level of blast you want to go for AND a jpeg (no other format) pic or link to a jpeg picture. - Entries for this special promotion will only be accepted until midnight Fubar time on 1/31/08. - Every participant will have precisely one week (no extensions) to complete t

I Have Class
I am just going to write about a bulletin I just saw that said "We Got Class" It kind of struck me as funny.. I think I have class...Just cause I am not afraid to show my shit, and am proud of what I have for my age...LOL SO there..I do have class...just a different way of showing it..LOL One other thing..it should read "We Have Class" LMAO My input for the day...:) Hugs and kisses!

Depressed
why do men lie they say one thing the dont do it they promise stuff and then break it and then they come ask whats wrong and act like they didnt do anything but who knows right not me I want to spend time with my family members specially my mom but she dont want to spend no time with me cause i guess she dont want too or what i wish i knew but you know what ill be ok with or without her. She was there when i was growing up but she has her days ill guess ill let it slide but its gonna kick her in the ass when i do shit on my own. she might relieze i dont need her as much as i need i am a strong person and i can do it on my own.

Song
"Wings Of A Butterfly" Heaven ablaze in our eyes We're standing still in time The blood on our hands is the wine We offer as sacrifice [Chorus] Come on, and show them your love Rip out the wings of a butterfly For your soul, my love Rip out the wings of a butterfly For your soul This endless mercy mile We're crawling side by side With hell freezing over in our eyes Gods kneel before our crime [Chorus] Come on lets show, them your love Rip out the wings of a butterfly For your soul, my love Rip out the wings of a butterfly For your soul (Rip out the wings of a butterfly) Don’t let go (Rip out the wings of a butterfly) For your soul [Chorus] Come on, and show them your love Rip out the wings of a butterfly For your soul, my love Rip out the wings of a butterfly For your soul (Rip out the wings of a butterfly) Don’t let go (Rip out the wings of a butterfly) [x2] For your soul

Wow
Okay people.... I DON'T DO DRAMA!!! Now because of some dumn shit that has no life I am now in the middle of it!!! Really the only thing you have in this world is your name so here is my blog to clear my name. STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE!!! I don't disrespect people and I have NEVER treated a woman badly on this site... If I have, comment on this blog and we will make sure we clear the misunderstood! REALLY, I was brought up to respect woman, so this is why Im so frustrated. So here is the story.... I was told by a family member that my name was mentioned in someone elses business. She wrote a blog about it. Here it is http://fubar.com/blog/137392/558166 Anyways, some guy was checking out my profile a little to much about a month ago, I thought nothing of it but all the sudden he kept checking me out... so I go to his profile and all my family are in his family... All the sudden Im on a friends profile and this person has visited them.... I send this guy a message an

Leaving Fubar! (read If You Care)
So yeah im getting off of this site, but if you still care to talk to me here is my messenger.. YIM: jinxie_pink_checkerz i have msn and aim but i only really give out yahoo.. so message me ONHERE first telling me u will message me on there.... i will be deleting this next week!

Animal Behavior & The Full Moon
Injuries and illness among dogs and cats seems to be higher during full moon than at other times of the month, a new study finds. But researchers don't know why. The study, reported in the July 15 issue of the Journal of the American Veterinary Medical Association, finds emergency room visits for these pets increases during or near the full moon. In studying 11,940 cases at the Colorado State University Veterinary Medical Center, the researchers found the risk of emergency room visits to be 23 percent higher for cats and 28 percent higher for dogs on days surrounding full moons. The types of emergencies ranged from cardiac arrest to trauma. "If you talk to any person, from kennel help, nurse, front-desk person to doctor, you frequently hear the comment on a busy night, 'Gee is it a full moon?'" said study leader Raegan Wells of the university's College of Veterinary Medicine and Biomedical Sciences. "There is the belief that things are busier on full-moon nights." Belief does n

To All My Family, Friends And Fans
THE WORTH OF A WOMAN One Flaw In Women (you will see what it is in the end) Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come i

Such Real Words
Angel Spend all your time waiting for that second chance For the break that will make it OK There´s always some reason to feel not good enough And it´s hard at the end of the day I need some distraction or a beautiful release Memories seep from my veins Let me be empty and weightless and maybe I´ll find some peace tonight In the arms of the Angel far away from here From this dark, cold hotel room, and the endlessness that you feel You are pulled from the wreckage of your silent reverie You´re in the arms of the Angel; may you find some comfort here So tired of the straight line, and everywhere you turn There´s vultures and thieves at your back The storm keeps on twisting, you keep on building the lies That make up for all that you lack It don´t make no difference, escape one last time It´s easier to believe In this sweet madness, oh this glorious sadness That brings me to my knees In the arms of the Angel far away from h

Touches Changes; Changes Touches
Have you ever noticed just as we think that our life has come to a halt then something new comes along and shoves a new perspective in to your very sight. It is like there are so many curves and different ways in which to go so we can grow just the way were intended to grow. It could be just a person we meet or an animal anything could happen and in that split second in which it occurs we have a life changing event that brings us one step closer to where we need to be. Maybe you could think of some thing someone who has show you the curve in your path and share it with me or just remember to your self if you prefer to not share your moment. I would love to hear about what you have experienced. Thanks

Lol You Guys Are Great
hey all, just wanted to say thanks for the kickass comments in the last blogs i posted, there's some real jackasses around and i'm glad i'm not the only one that's sick of them :) i've already blocked someone for the reasons in the last blog, and i'm honestly just glad it's only one so far. most of you are so absolutely awesome and i'm glad i have you guys around as friends for support, even when it's just another blog of me bitching lol /hugs everyone i'll work on more pics tonight hopefully, and although i do believe they're still going as family only for tonight, if the rates continue like they did today, i may either unlock it later or take another set for you all /hugs again Sin

Poetry
Im going to be submitting at least 1 of my poems to my campus for a contest/ publishing thingy! (gotta love it when I write retardedly and say I want to be published at the same time!) So go to this link! And leave a comment on the poem you liked the best. Because I honestly CANT choose which one to send! You can comment without joining the site! just do it anonymously, you can tell me who you are within the comment if you wish to... but you dont have to if you dont want to! PLEASE HELP! http://myndalynn.blogspot.com/ You may have to copy and paste! Thanx a Million! OH and yes the picture is of me! I was 3 years old! I say these things because I love you. I wish only for your eternal happiness. No matter how my soul aches, I will always long for you. Hold my breath, Lock it in. Block the voices The "I love you too."'s and the "No one else will ever replace you."'s

Kitten Pleases Her Master
She sat in the middle of the floor, her hands crossed gently behind her back and sitting on her feet. Her neck was held up straight, but her eyes were settled on the floor as she sat quietly and waited patiently for the one she has been yearning for. She didn't hear him open the door and when he spoke it startled her. "Hello little one." he spoke softly, but his voice held the dominance she so desired. He gave one tap to her shoulder and she knew exactly what to do. She stood up slowly and gracefully, never taking her eyes off the floor. Her hands remained crossed behind her, and she waited for her inspection. He walked around her very slowly, looking up and down the body that he now owned and controlled. His most valued property "Hello Master" her voice hardly a whisper. He quickly grabbed her chin and lifted her head, making sure that she was looking into his eyes. Of course she was though, his gaze was always unbreakable and she had never dared to look away. "Little one, di

Aussiekeith
automatically, everyday , with great Hits in Search Engines. All about, UBIEE RotatorPRO`, by aussiekeith. UBIEE, have developed a special unique. Web. 2.0 PRO Rotator for All your URL Business and Affiliate Opportunities. All your links are indexed with Google and tracked Live. I have increased my page hits in Google search, from just 3 links to 8 pages, of links showing now, in just under 8 days. The Domain Rotator is currently getting about 1,000 visits a day.

Fuck Buddy Needed
I am lonely and looking for a special friend...I need to get fucked so bad and so hard. I hate this...I wish someone could help me out. Im still frusturated...if your close to watertown NY hit me up cuz im getting offers from people in different states. Sorry guys im not driving over 100 miles just to get it. Im not that picky but the guy has to be at least 7inches or above. Ive been with guys that are below that and i didnt have a good time. Please dont get pissed ,this is just how I feel. So tonight was fucking awesome hopefully things will continue this way. Thanks for all the replies, the advice, so on and so forth. Until things go forward and I know this is a definite thing, I wont be looking for anyone else. If things do change however...ill let you all know. Love to all. Muah. XOXOXOX

The Color Of Your Eyes Tell How Much Love You Have
Black Eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They are leg humping friendly to borderline sleazy. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse and a wet spot. They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you. They are very easy to please unless they haven't had their latest fix of alcohol, meth, cocaine, or prescription medicine. If you repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some skank you've never seen before within the next 2 days. Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome,very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS when necessary. if you mes

Callin All Angels Come Over And Help Me Level Plzzzzz
only 10k to go whoo hoo ! where,s all my angels at????AMAZINGGRACE @ HALO SLIPPING@ fubar AMAZINGGRACE @ HALO SLIPPING@ fubar XXXXXXOOOOO,S TO ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE AND ARE HELPIN ME LEVEL LUV YOU!!!!

Application
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Hello
So I have had this account for some time now and have not really done anything with it. Added some music today. Will try to do more later. I was hoping to put a shout out to some of you I don't really know. It has been nice chatting with some of you, however briefly. There are some serious nice people on here. Some serious pervs too. Not that this is always a bad thing. They can be entertaining. Anyway, hello to everyone! Hope life is treating you well, and if not, let me know. I will send you some kisses! Rebecca

More Than Just Neighbors
Touch the Darkness @ DarkCasket.com Blake lifted himself up from her, sucking in a deep breath to help recover from the recent exertions both had made. He looked down at Angel, naked as she was and breathing heavily, laying there on his kitchen table her knees still wide apart, her hands reaching up above her head and holding the opposite end of the table. The hands still gripped at the bare wood, but the fingers were attached more loosely than a few minutes before. He stared at her and smiled. Her face was flushed red and her chest a little red too. Her nipples still stood hard, a measure of the lingering excitement she was feeling and inviting of fresh kisses. Between her legs the lips of her pussy were still parted, dark pink and glistening against the whiteness of her shaved mound, all too easy to see in the afternoon sunlight that shone through the uncovered kitchen window. Angel had lifted herself so that she sat with her back upright, hands either side of her hips on

Thank You All Very Much!!!
I wanna send out a special thank you to some really great people on this site. in no particular order, I would like to express my sincere gratitude to the following FuFreaks, first to "The Fubar Celebrity" The Fuberlord who in no small part is responsible for ending my 3+ month run as a Barfly. To "Terri Hates The ShoutBox" who having already rated all of my pics, Went through my stash just to help lil old me level up!and last but certainly not least, to "Heather" The sexy Alabama Assassin Who's Favorite drink is water lol. Thank you all so much. I may be overdoing it but I was beginning to think I was never gonna level up! lol I love you all and will do all I can to return your generosity!!!!

I Love This Doctor!
I love this Doctor I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out

Story Of Me!!
Story on me ? I honestly do not care if you do not like me or what I have to say. ? I love having a boyfriend. ? Once I have money I spend it soon as it's in my hand. ? I love making out. ? I never want to look like someone else and I hate when ppl copy me. that is not the best compliment its the most annoying thing ever ? I would die for my best Friends and Family without thinking twice ? It takes a lot for me to let anyone in and get close to me. ? I dont trust guys at all not even kind of i dont care if "your not like the rest" because guess what you are. ? As much as I cant trust any of them I cant seam to leave them alone. ? I hate the feeling of being left in the dark about things, and being left out. ? I hate listening to peoples pitty problems, Like there hair, Or someone broke up with them.. because theres more important things going on like people dieing for us to even be here to have a relationship and a family. Get over it. ? I get frustrated easily. ? I bel

Bored.
I wonder if they have a lil chubby green skittle costume. Do you think I can find one? :P I bet you wanna slap yourself now huh? for clicking on this blog LOL. As you guys know I haven't been on Fubar lately I will be deleting my account and since i can't delete it until my Vip expires in a few days i guess i'm stuck with it for a few days more... It's been a pleasure getting to know you all, the ones who have taken the time to know me I will miss you guys... If you decide you would like to keep in touch, You can email me at----> Mploveskittles@aol.com Have a safe and happy holidays... Michelle. so i've had a back ache since i was doing the construction, the pain eases up once in a while but it's always there, I still do a lot of heavy lifting around the house and moving around, tonight the pain is over whelming, I've said i'll go to the doctor on many occassions but the truth is i hate doctors they scare me so i only go if i really have to go. I been think

Lets Rock
I need all GIT R DONE FAMILY Members and friends to this contest! It ends 11 OCT 2007 @ 5PM PST I need all GIT R DONE family bombsquad to max out their account in this contest! ALL GIT R DONE BOMBSQUAD! GET TO THIS CONTEST NOW!

Ladies Only Please Thanks
I watched a movie the other night, ""100 girls"" I thought it was a preaty good, one thing caught my ear was this....and I said to myself this is me, put into words by someone else but this is realy me..........:D I swear....... ""Without you I’m as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway. I have gift anxiety, even though I don’t know when your birthday is. We can spend perfect days shopping and cooking together. I swear, I’ll never make wisecracks when you scrape your tires against the curb while parallel parking. If you consent to live with me, I’ll clean the toilet every week. I’ll do it with my tongue if you ask. I will strike the words “hooters” and “love rockets” from my vocabulary. I’ll love you. Even if your name is Mimi and you want me to pronounce it “May-may” I will only pass gas underneath the covers and only in the direst of circumstances. I’ll go on a low cholesterol diet. And I won’t buy one of those red sports cars when I hit my mid-life crisis. Your p

Michael "wolfe"
Oh lucky me! I get to go to Michigan again next month to see my man! I am so excited! I can't wait to see him, touch him, kiss him, and whatever else happens again and again and again! HE HE! I have to take my Yorkie with me this time... I hope no one kills him, cause he is soooo annoying! Wish me luck! God, I want to move him here with me ASAP!! I love you Michael, you sexy, bald FUCKER! Mmmmmmmm! I am so excited. Some of you have followed WOLFE and my romance for 11 months already! We are happier than ever and have a wonderful relationship! Michael has been without his Driver's License for 6 years now. THAT was the only reason for him not relocating to me. Now he has a hearing date with the Secretary of State for May 8th. We are both so happy! It finally is going to happen. He should be here in June to live! I cannot be anymore excited over this! I truly love him... and can't wait for him to be with me! Please keep him in your th

Help Me Win This Contest
HELLO FAMILY, FRIENDS AND FANS, I ENTERED A CONTEST AND IT STARTED A WEEK AGO. PLEASE COME AND HELP ME WIN. I REALLY WANT TO WIN THIS. I WAS DOING GOOD TILL THE OTHER PERSON CALLED IN 3 BOMBING FAMILY'S AND NOW THEY HAVE A 4000 POINT LEAD. THE CONTEST ENDS TOMORROW THE 15TH AT 9:00PM EST. PLEASE HELP ME!!!! HERE IS THE PICTURE LINK.

Why Why Why
Why it is that someone can come into your life and have you act a way you never acted before? I mean does this mean they are not good for you? If your acting like someone you never wanted to be meaning overreacting and questioning every little thing when before you never did in fact you were told you were too unemotional and or detached? I just don’t know what to make of that. Can someone have such a hold on you that you behave in a way that is out of the norm? Does this mean you are in love with this person or does it mean you enjoy the drama of it all? Maybe it’s that your last relationship was so boring that you enjoy the chase and excitement of it all, maybe it’s because your hoping one day they will turn around and tell you they are in love with you… I don’t know just rambling right now…

Blonde's Cookbook
Blonde’s Cookbook Monday: It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. Tuesday: Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper. Wednesday: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any. Thursday: Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden? Friday: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left. Saturday: Bob did the shoppin

Blonde's Year In Review
Blonde's Year in Review: January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! December - Couldn't cal

My Home Town
you know how sometimes everything seems to be going the way you need it too and then in the blink of an eye it all changes. I love him more than I can even explain and it hurts to know that he needs someone else in his life even if it is because of something important. I have never felt this way before, I can't breathe when I think about him. He is intense and you know maybe its what I needed to wake me up. I need him though as much as it hurts I need him to love me because without him I feel empty. I can't remember what its like to be without him and I never want to find out because I feel I would get lost in a world of him. Should I keep loving him or should I let the only thing I want the only thing I need, should I let it go? I want him in my life even if it kills me. I haven't made myself bleed in so long, not until this came around and to tell you the truth the razor blade felt warm across my wrist and if I have to let him go its only going to make the cuts deeper and longer. So

Estate Planning
When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune >>when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a >>woman to enjoy it with. >> >>So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted >>the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. >>Her natural beauty took his breath away. >>"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked >>up to her, "but in just a month or two, my father will die, >>and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." >> >>Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, >>three days later, she became his stepmother. >> >>Women are so much smarter than men.

Getting Hit Sucks
my lawyer acually managed to get the asshole who hit me good shit lol so last wed morning i got struck by a car it hurt like hell lol i walked away ok kinda my knee is mangled up pretty bad n im in alot of pain but im on perc 10s and also on 10 mgs of valium yeah im floating in space lol

Random Acts Of Writting
resentment i resent more than my life, my family or my friends i resent my decisions, my path, my thoughts and my dead ends but i brought these things upon myself.... dont respect the physical or even my health why try anymore, cause it worked out for my father why do i still try, like why do i even bother is there more in store, or have i reached my zenith did i max out on this life, just livin through my penis??? is this life really as lame as it seems and is this my destiny or is it more than it seems??? is there more to this shit than i have started to notice or am i like a plague, destroying shit like a locus please...someone let me know if u do understand this shit i've been through but how could i expect u to know what it is i was ready to die, but how would that look to these kids??? is this the doors?? like is it the end??? or am i just depressed and in need of a friend??? there's so many questions, i dont know all the answers but i cant afford my bills.

About Me
IM 31 AND IM ABOUT TO GET MARRIED ON LEAP DAY NEXT YEAR TO BRIAN CANNON HE IS THE BEST I HAVE 2 BOYS DEVON AND DAWSON. IM THE BEST FRIEND YOU COULD HAVE TILL YOU PISS ME OFF AND THATS HARD TO DO. OTHER THAN THAT IM EASY GOING I LIVE IN HAMMOND, INDIANA. I WORK FOR SUBARU OF INDIANA AND I TAKE CARE OF MY FAMILY OTHER THAN THAT IM ON THE COMPUTER ALOT.

Unikorn's Glade
She felt her shoulders slump. Again. The same thing, just a different day. Once more, she had come in with a cheerful, hopeful smile, but as she approached her desk, she felt the eyes of her boss bore into her. So she was a few seconds late. The buzzer had just sounded and she was not at her work station. She knew what was coming. A little throb of pressure began to make its presence known behind her right eye. She lifted her hand to her forehead, but was forestalled by a sudden monotonal drawl over her left shoulder. "You forgot to blah, blah, blah," it began, followed with a "He had to blah, blah, blah." No smile, no pleasant "Hello!", nothing to indicate relief or happiness that she had come in at all. After all, another member of the department had called in sick, leaving the rest having to fill in for her. She could easily have done the same, considering the nasty cold she had been nursing for several days. "You also were late. You're going to have to make sure you

Just Random Ramblings
What do you do when the one you care most about feels farther away then ever? What do you do when you feel you have no where to turn? What do you do when you feel so lost that you yourself aren't sure you will be found? Why is it that when others come to me with questions like these that I can always find the words to help them thru, yet when I and down or just feeling stress I can not do for myself the things I do for them? Why is it so hard to help myself get thru things that I find so easy to help others with? Well maybe someday I will find the answers I myself have been looking for, but till then I will always be here to help my friends thru anytime they need me!! FRIENDS FANS AND FAMILY !!! THIS GIRL IS AWESOME AND I WANT YOU TO GO CHECK HER OUT... SHE ONLY HAS 23,205 POINTS TO GO TIL LEVEL... SO HOW BOUT YOU GO SHOW HER HOW WE DO IT AROUND HERE... RATE HER... FAN HER... ADD HER AND SHOW HER SUM LUV !!! THIS PIMPOUT MADE BY AND APPROVED BY NONE OTHER THAN.

Recipes
INGREDIENTS * 1 (.13 ounce) envelope unsweetened grape soft drink mix * 1 (.13 ounce) envelope unsweetened orange soft drink mix * 2 cups white sugar * 3 quarts cold water * 1 liter ginger ale DIRECTIONS 1. To make a frozen hand, wash a disposable glove, fill with water, seal with a rubber band and freeze until hard. 2. Stir together grape soft drink mix, orange soft drink mix, sugar and water until solids are dissolved. Combine with chilled ginger ale just before serving. Dip the frozen hand briefly in warm water, then peel off the glove. Float the prepared hand in the punch bowl for a ghastly effect.

Crazyness
I watched this game a was a crazy crazy game. Romo threw 6 inter. and the cowboys were down by 8 point till 2 minutes in the game. Then they won in the last 2 sec. that was the wildest cowboy game I have ever seen.

Test For Smart People
Test for Smart People.....I have determined that you qualify The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Scroll Down The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Scroll Down Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator; take out the giraffe put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think thr

Very Important Music
these are the lyrics from a song "Right In Two" from a band named tool..i have a couple of their songs on my profile. Its not hard to understand the meaning behind it..but when u hear the song it is almost impossible to understand the lyrics due to the music and effects over Maynard's (the lead singers') voice. It is an unbelievable song, made by unbelievable REAL musicians... which if ur like me.. ur arent't used to seeing in "music" these days. In any event..download/buy this album and support real music please... Right In Two Angels on the sideline, Puzzled and amused. Why did Father give these humans free will? Now they're all confused. Don't these talking monkeys know that Eden has enough to go around? Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys Where there's one you're bound to divide it Right in two Angels on the sideline, Baffled and confused. Father blessed them all with reason, And this is what they choose? Monkey killing monkey killing monkey

Where I Be...
they changed my network at work, and fubar is blocked. I don't have a computer at home at the moment. so, i'm not neglecting folks, i promise, i can only use the computers i can get access to. so... leave love, so i can get excited when i do get a chance to log on. :-)

I Messed Up...
Sometimes i just stick my foot in the biggest pile of sh*t. I think ive lost my best friend for good. She wont talk to me, and if she does, shes pissed at me. My emotions have yet again, failed me. It hurts with every ounce of my being to write this because ive lost her for good. I know shes not my girlfriend, nor will she ever be, but it still hurts the only one youve really trusted. Theres nothing in the world that could change what ive done. I wish there was. If i could take everything back that ive done to hurt her, id do it immediately. i meant no ill will towards her. i just wish she knew i was sorry, from the bottom of my heart. i wish she could see the pain i feel right now, i truly regret everything i have done.

Omg Wtf Is Wrong With
ME!!! I know i said i should have pics up tonight, but unless i get really fuckin motivated later and take a shower and take them myself out here, then pics are tomorrow... it took longer than i figured to start setting up the computer and also setting it up in general (damn leaking air conditioners) ... so now i've been just kinda sitting here praying for points and ratings since i'm finally under 100k to level lol... i'll have pics up tomorrow though come hell or high water (which better NOT come from the air conditioner) if i don't take any tonight. for those that haven't been rated/fanned - if you posted in the last blog, you now have been. if you haven't, please post here (if you don't wanna seem like a point whore, post about me being a jackass for not getting the pics done, or something) i'll be checking each person that comments this blog post to rate and fan. love you all Sin

Cowboys News!
Week 5 Preview: The Dallas Cowboys will play their 3rd primetime game Monday Night when they battle the Buffalo Bills at Ralph Wilson Stadium. The Cowboys will be looking for their 1st 5-0 start since 1983 while the Bills will be looking to pull the upset and win their 2nd straight game on the season after beating the New York Jets last week. While the Cowboys are 4-0 this year at the quarter-pole of the season, they have yet to score a 1st Quarter touchdown, something that the Cowboys know will eventually catch up with them. The Cowboys must also be aware of yet another "trap" game, and must not look ahead to the game October 14 against the Patriots, or it could possibly cost them. This game will mark Wade Phillips' first return to Ralph Wilson Stadium since he was head coach of the Bills from 1998-2000. He was 29-19 during his coaching career in Buffalo, and looks to prove that it was a mistake letting him go. Look for the Cowboys' defense to be very aggressive early. T

Fun Times
to guys girls are like toys they only want us when they want to play. This is crazy and darn just ticks me off. Are there any good guy's out there? come by my page rate me, fan me, add me. If you do I shall return the favor.

Release Me
So it's early in the morning and sleep has evaded me once again. So left with nothing better to do with my restless mind, I write. I wonder is there a person for us all? Or is that what people say because they have hope? Maybe, just maybe we search in vain for "The One". Does that person exsist? Everything seems right. Your love begins to grow and your walls slowly crumble. You trust in things you said you never would, your vulnerable. In their arms you feel safe and warm. They have a kiss that takes your breath away. You admire their strength and lift up their weakness, because to see them fall would hurt you as well. So tell me then how does this all change? Maybe our expectations are too high? But aren't we raised to hold them high? Never settle for less is what I've been told. So where exactly did I go wrong? Selfish lies, and sinful pleasures. Most are guilty of both... But to determine the way we love is ultimately our choice. Honesty and tenderness is not as hard as

How Long You Been Down With The Clown?
What were the execs thinking when she named herself winehouse as a last name? Didn't they get the clue number 1? Clue number 2, her song was no no no. lyrics are, they told me I need to go to rehab I said no no no. Clue number 3, her boyfriend was arrested for selling crack. This was before the big bust that came after. Ending result, Amy is arrested in the big bust along side her boyfriend. At least her cd came out first. It's another contest going http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=848983&albumid=667791&i=3701351344 I doubt if I did the code right, but if you would like to help. be friends with the host of the contest to get in and help comment. thanks Gas prices on the rise, watch out America!

Lust Love Hate Or Whatever
i am going to court this morning at 830 am for someting i never did long story this girl i used to be friends with said i hit her son witch i never did i would never touch anyone kid **child abuse** i have a hard time hitting my own kid thats why she dont mind anyway i am so scared that i might go to jail over this and i may lose my daughter i can care less what happens to me as long as my daughter knows i love her and alwyas will im just worried she will never forgive me if i lose her everyone keeps sayings its all gonna be ok but how do they know how do u know anything i cant stop crying iver the lilest thing i miss my bf and i wanna talk to him but hes pissed off at the world right now and it just seams like no one gives a fuck about me latey and i though i had friends this just goes to show i dont i know who my real friends are and just to say thanks j you know u are i just want everything to work out for me and everything just keeps falling outta place im love struck i wanna tell

Older Poetry
Let me paint your face, as the light is changing Let me touch your hair as the sky is gold, pink, red, purple Let me blow smoke in your eyes as the sun says good evening to the land for the night Let me make you beautiful, when the light changes and hold a frame around your heart - to capture your heavenly spirit Let me kiss your lips with the tip of my brush, for the light is changing Let me love your nose, your arms, your neck when I caress your skin with my palate of color, as the light changes Let me lay my head on your shoulder as I weep when the light was changing Your beauty overwhelms me as I capture your soul in a frame Let me paint your face, as the light is changing Let me love you, when the light changes Whisper my name on the breeze of a song Skies open and roll distant thunder Thoughts of your touch linger with dawn Lightening races with the spell I am under I scream your name to a world that can’t

In-laws
So the grandmother of my 4 kids called the other night. Keep in mind she lives no further than 10 min from us. They've been on vacation and wanted hubby to bring the kids by. She says she has stuff for them and something for us. Well hubby finally takes them today after her calling, again. I stayed home as I had work to do. 3 out of the 4 had birthdays, July, August and September. So I was thinking that she had birthday gifts for them. They get back and Alexis didn't have anything, her birthday was September and she just turned 12. Grant got some play guns, Lauren got a HUGE stuffed rabbit and Cameron got plastic handcuffs. Now Cameron is the only one who hasn't had a birthday this year. And it's my understanding that they got these toys out of the grab bucket. So, WHY didn't Alexis get something? Why didn't she get them birthday gifts this year? My two girls share birthdays with 2 of her other grand children, so it's not like she "forgot". Gahh....she is such a BITCH!

Farkme
Farkenoath here hope to meet lots of new friends here be they straight horny Bi or transsexual i don't care just want to build up a wonderfull community here with new friends from all over the world Fark me another week of pure shit has passed and bugger all to do but sit here and fark around on a computer, that was till i was introduced to FUBAR, lets say that life has become somewhat more tolerate well howeva you spell it but at least i can come and moan and groan here and get it off my chest from time to time online, so far have met and added some interesting ppl in here and with time i hope to get to know them more and more, well leave it for today and ill come back next week to improve my outlook on retirement well it don't get any easier thats for sure LMAO. But hey then who cares age is but a number right, and unless you are looking to be a right pain in the arse don't change anything. Enjoy life to the Max. do as you please and don't look back,today is the yesterday that tomor

My 1st Taste
Announcing my arrival at the pre arranged destination 10mins early I was instructed to enter the premises at the time we agreed NOT 10mins early not 10 mins late… as I waited with great anticipation drawing on a cigarette.. OMG what have I got myself into. The enthusiasm the fear of what was to come. The time had come for me to enter the premises. I was to walk 3 meters to the white mat where I was to kneel, head bowed, eyes closed hands open palms facing up resting on my lap, just as he instructed me to do. 5 mins had passed and I hear footsteps to the left of me, as he approached my heart started beating faster….he walked behind me and cupped the back of my neck, firmly yet gently. Then he released his grip. I then heard something that sound like a chain, then it stopped. He covered my eyes with a blindfold so I was in total darkness, which was somewhat exciting…he then told me I only speak when I am spoken to and I will answer him with master/sir at the end. “Do you understand he

Untitled Poem
Deep in the darkness of the eternal night I live, There is no sleep for me here not even for a moment. I’m wrapped up in the gloom of the coming storm, Unable to move for lest I become unborn, The dust around my astral form is moving, But it does not grant me any peace or absolution, My thoughts are broken in my mind again, The shards of my memories cut me and cause me pain, My heart is splintering in the shadows, Everything that I have loved has faded away, Piles of smoking ash is all that is left of my soul, I have not the inclination now to try and make myself whole, Shuddering in the corner of my suicidal cage, I fear I have reached my final breaking point, Reality has been thrown into distortion, And I have torn down the sign that warns ‘Caution’ I have travelled along my long black road, And the air has turned to smoke around me, Still I keep on walking but I’m going nowhere, I’m going in circles in my own personal nightmare, My voice can n

Just Some Words
Hi all I just wanted to say thanks to all my friends for all the warm comments compliments gifts etc .. Im here just yapping , . I dont care for ratings and all this other stuff but they are appreciated . I am not really into giving ratings and comments so dont expect them ,im on here soley because of some close friends put me on to this and for entertainment purposes I am good listener so if anyone has any interesting talk let me know.. Well thats about it ,,Stay sexy :p and remember teabags ; not only for drinking lmaooo

Over 40 This Is Funny
PERKS OF BEING OVER 40 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 4. People call at 9 pm and ask, Did I wake you???? 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat supper at 4 pm . 9. You can live without sex but not your glasses. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with elevator music. 14. Your eyes won't get much worse. 15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

Calling All Contest Bombers
HELLO FAMILY, FRIENDS, FANS, AND ANYONE READING THIS. OUR FAMILY CURRENTLY HAS A MEMBER IN A GIVEAWAY AND COULD USE SOME HELP. PLEASE COME COMMENT ON THE GIVEAWAY. IF YOUR NOT A BOMBER JUST LEAVE 25-50 A DAY. 50,000 FOR HH ENDS 26TH OCT. HERE IS THE LINK TO THE CONTEST. THE FLY BY NIGHT FAMILY WOULD LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE WHO STOPPED BY AND COMMENTED ON SASSYLAURIE'S GIVEAWAY CONTEST. SORRY THIS IS SHORT BUT I NEED TO GET BACK TO OUR CONTEST. AGAIN THANKS. HELLO FAMILY, FRIENDS, FANS, AND ANYONE READING THIS. OUR FAMILY CURRENTLY HAS A MEMBER IN A CONTEST AND COULD USE SOME HELP. PLEASE COME COMMENT ON THE CONTEST. IF YOUR NOT A BOMBER JUST LEAVE 25-50 OR 100 A DAY. SEXY LEGS CONTEST ENDS 10TH NOV. 9:00PM HERE IS THE LINK TO THE CONTEST.

Delusions Of Grandeur
The person that needs to read this probaly never will. I have been slandered and lied about to a person that was becoming a good friend to me. Now that person does not even want to talk to me. And now with evidence I have turned up I believe that one of my so called R/L friends is the cause of the problem. And my therapist wonders why I have trust issues.

Rants!!!!
BREAKING INTO YOUR HOUSE Let's say I break into your house. A lady wrote the best letter in the editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Her point: Recently, large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the U.S. might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests. Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house)." According to the protesters: You are Require

A Little Bout Me?!
well, i am originally from portland oregon, and have been living in texas for about 8 months... after joining the army! i'm going back to texas in a few three months but for the past 12months and the next three i have lived in iraq... i'm a totally cool person to talk to, and thats just what i do! talk.... i'm outgoing, and easygoing, and can't really say too much else... i like sushi, and all food from america... i'm losing weight right now but i think its loss of appetite... the food in these dfac's suck... i've had three true loves in my life, and i dont regret anyone of them. my first love though... is more like a (i'll continue to love him forever as a friend) but the other one were he to come into my life, would be the begining to a beautiful life i have always wanted... the other one is in jail... and well... i told him to listen to me and be good... but ehh, what cha gon do!

Funny Poems
They gather in the full moons light On lonely roads at dead of night With shinning eyes that pierce the mists They prey on passing motorists Sure footed over rock and crag A victim fresh to feast they drag And all that’s left when feedings through Is a baseball cap and a training shoe No wolf or hound will prowl the moors And ghosts and ghouls stay home indoors So when shrill screams disturb your sleep Beware the Cumberland killer sheep

Hey Baby
-JAH, KNOWS HOW I TRIED IT TRIED... -I'LL BE GONE A WHILE AWAY FROM YOU -AND HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND -THAT I'VE GOT TO DO WHAT I MUST TO DO -TO BE A BETTER MAN -CUZ IF I WERE TO JUST ACT A FOOL -DO NOTHING WITH MYSELF -THEN ALL MY BLESSINGS WOULD BE CURSED -MY WORLD WOULD CRUMBLE AWAY -IT'S A JOY WHEN I SIT DOWN AND THINK -THE GOOD TIMES WE HAVE -AND WHAT WE DO TO MAKE IT THROUGH -WHEN GOOD TIMES TURNED TO BAD -WELL I HOPE YOU FIND IT IN YOUR HEART -KNOW THESE WORDS ARE TRUE -AND PLEASE DON'T FUSS -BECAUSE I MUST -DO WHAT I MUST DO -AND HEY BABY DON'T YOU WORRIE -EVEN THOUGH THE ROAD IS ROCKY -I'LL BE COMMING HOME TO YOU AGAIN -CUZ IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS LOST -I HAVE TO BARE MY CROSS -BUT NOW I'M FREE FROM ALL THESE CHAINS -WHEN THE TIME AND SPACE ARE IN A DIFFRENT PLACE -PERFECT WE MAY BE -CUZ I WOULD BE THE WIND THAT BLOWS -YOU'D BE THAT WILLOW TREE

My Favorite
TV Shows On DVD Complete | Watch your favorite old and new TV Series on DVD like the wonder years, batman 1960's, boy meets world, columbo, jag, twin peaks, married with children and more in our deep discount DVD online store. Transformers is an animated TV series that premiered on the 1st of September 1984 and lasted on the 1st of November 1987. -Transformers DVD is a collection of DVDs in a box set as shown above, all 100% in chronological order from the pilot to the finale. -The DVDs collection also includes custom artwork and episode guides so you can find your favorite episode at anytime. Bowery Boys was premiered on the 27th of December 1940 and it follows the exploits of a doctor in a poor Bowery section in New York.

Just Something
Oh I feel a rant coming on....... Oil pouring out of a well at sea, not a fucking thing done till it reaches land, empty promises, "we will stop this" just like "we end this war" with our soilders still dying, live by faith? live by example? I think not, we live for YOUR causes by YOUR rules. Yeah we have freedom, FREEDOM to do your bidding like zombies, "We are the best country in the world" where our citizens fight for jobs so we can have shelter and water and maybe a fucking peice of food, as you sit on your ass pushing your agendas never listening to the street but only to those who have a silver spoon, our people dying, and suffering, cant see a doctor but if we jumped the border we might be able to afford to be sick, get hit, break a hip, or really give a shit, about all these stupid lies, because to you we are a commodity you make your money from other countries because you wont let us run our factories but save the banks save the cars because they are yours not ours, and most p

Rude People
I don't know why people want you to sign their guest books, they sure don't want to return the luv. I sign everyones guest book that I come across, but they don't bother to sign myn!! I think its just rude. Well anyway just wanted to speak my mind.

~the Love~
I've lost all hope for my fellow man... I've become a Member of the Endangered Species list. The last of the nice guys with morals and loyalty. Please, Save the Gentlemen. This is a little blog about my heart. I've been looking for love, and by looking, I mean feeling out the women in my life. In the real world, I've got a few females in mind that would be Mrs. Right, Ms. Right Now and/or Ms. Booty Call. (I didn't make the rules, but I have to live by them) I've been on what is best said to be a dry spell. I've not dated in 2 1/2 years and not had sex but 2 times in my life. (with the same girl, 12 years ago on the 27th of November) Now, I know someone is going to say that I'm lying, but think about this. Why would I say this about myself if it wasn't true? I have had some luck with the ladies, but could never seal the deal, due to my somewhat unlucky choices. I've never truly been discriminating, but to a degree I have. I dated all races, religions and mindsets because

Funny
Bottle of Merlot A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman who is seated over there." ..and indicated the sender with a nod of his head. She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants " After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady. It read: "Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, Bentley Conver

Cynicism Divine
Today sucks even worse than yesterday sucked, and it's only 6 am. I'm screwed. Pretty much everything hurts. Every time I think something might start to go right, reality sneaks up and smacks me in the face like a wet towel on a butt cheek. I'm tired of being used. I'm tired of representing something to people, why can't I just be what I am without having to perform tricks like a bear in a circus? Why can't people just let me live in peace? And why, for the love of monkeys, can't I stop shaking? I wish I was prettier, funnier, smarter. I wish I knew how to dance, to cook, to change the oil, to fly. I know my smile is crooked, and my pajamas feel like home. My hair curls like ramen noodles and I can't be everything. Sometimes I stare into space. Sometimes I can't get out of bed. Sometimes I cry because life is so huge. I never understood algebra. I'm afraid of the dark. I try to learn to grow to love to live. Sometimes I'm beautiful, sometimes in

Songs That I Like
I hold on so nervously To me and my drink I wish it was cooling me But so far, has not been good It’s been shitty And I feel awkward, as I should This club has got to be The most pretentious thing Since I thought you and me Well I am imagining A dark lit place Or your place or my place Well I’m not paralyzed But, I seem to be struck by you I want to make you move Because you’re standing still If your body matches What your eyes can do You’ll probably move right through Me on my way to you I hold out for one more drink Before I think I’m looking too desperately But so far has not been fun I should just stay home If one thing really means one This club will hopefully Be closed in three weeks That would be cool with me Well I’m still imagining A dark lit place Or your place or my place Well, I’m not paralyzed But, I seem to be struck by you I want to make you move Because you’re standing still If your body matches What your eyes can do You’ll pr

Good Morning
....you're 10 minutes late for work and you run out of tooth paste? ...you've been at work for over 30 minutes and you realize your panties are on inside-out? ...you work with a freakin' hot guy with awesome bi-ceps that goes and gets fired. ....your friends tell you they'll give your contact info out to a "friend" and ....FORGET!! The sun is just peaking up this morning and a brand new day is starting. Will this be the day he notices me finally? Will I spend another day feeling alone and ugly because he doesn't even know I'm alive? Can't anyone help me? Who do I turn to for help with something like this? I swear, sometimes I feel like I will just explode if he doesn't notice me, call me, touch me....do me.

A Happy One
every now and again i will post a happy blog, it will happen on the days i wake up and everything feels right, my life, my soul and my karma come together as one and i feel enlighten, that has happened today, i feel generally good and i am truly feeling 5 by 5, a perfect ten out of ten, i could begin to explain why but the wench who needs to know why knows and should always know that it is because of them that i feel this way and for that i am indebted with my life, and that is ment literally, as anyone who knows me for real will know, so just a reminder to that person that they mean the world and i wanna say thank you for everything

Jerry Springer Show
IM SO F-IN EXCITED RIGHT NOW..I GET TO GO SEE THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW LIVE. IM REALLY HOPING TO GET SOME JERRY BEADS OUT OF IT SO WISH ME LUCK. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED I WILL UPDATE TOMORROW AND LET YOU KNOW WHEN THE SHOW WILL BE AIRED. JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!!!!!!!!!

My Writeings
Love, what is love, really. the flutter you feel in your stomach when you simply say a name. when you feel like your heart skips a beat when they look at you just that way. the way you can't breath when they touch you so tenderly. Or is it all just passion. does love even exist. Or is it just to intense to put into words. Is it like heaven or is it like hell. Or does it depend on who's eyes & heart your looking through. Who can really define it. And if it can't be defined how do you know when you really feel it. Or if it's even real. I am the sun, yet I am the moon; Shinning happiness on others, yet living in darkness. I am a fish, yet I am a bird; Isolated from the rest of the world, yet free to explore it. I am alaska, yet I am florida; Living in a cold world with a warm heart. I am hope, yet I am dispair; Optimistic about the future, yet pessimistic about the pressent. I am strong, yet I am weak; Having my own opinions, yet fearing to express them. I am a young spirit

Maggy
Bring back the days of a carefree life with play an’ laughter, no worry or strife. Let me swing so high in the old apple tree like monkeys in a jungle screaming with glee. I want to chase chickens back into their pen, an’ ride the young heifers ‘cross our land again. Run in the sunshine, play in the field, hide in the sweet corn, eat apples—unpeeled. Rope-swing into haylofts, ride horses on roads, wade ponds by the dozens searching out toads. Play baseball in pastures— dry cow pies for bases, tie legs together in gunny-sack races. Have friends cross the meadow an’ just down the way, more joy than imagined packed into a day. Summers so hot, my skin will burn red, be a tired little kid when shooed off to bed. Swim the ditch with water snakes galore— Oh, just to catch a slithery once more. Discover new bugs, an’ catch honey bees, punch holes in a jar lid so they can breath free. Try to smoke straw out backa the barn, si

My Effin Blog Isn't Here
I know this is going to seem kind of weird but I really didn't even come here to make friends. I have a lot on my plate right now. IF you want go ahead and stalk me up on myspace or on livejournal. How do we do this well I posted my livejournal link in the first blog entry. That journal if you go to the user info section will give you enough information to track me down if you are indeed bound and determined to talk to me. ITs no offense to anyone really I just don't have ehough time to keep up with all these different sites especially with my own domain not even being up and running yet and my little one suffering right now as she is If you want to see it go to http://adrimybaby.livejournal.com Http://www.adrimybaby.com coming soon

Life !!!
I know many of you have wondered where I have been, or if I am still on the earth. But just to let you all know I am still alive. I have had some good advise come my way so along with work, I am going back to school and working on me. Getting over people and places and things thats been going on in my crazy world this is why I have not been online much and as far as the people who have requested that I delete pics done, let me know if theres any more you'd like me to delete. Anyway if you have the need to contact me please do it through my mail ( fu, yahoo, myspace, tagged, hi5) just so I make sure to get any and all messages from my good friends. I have missed most of you and if I dont talk or see most of you soon I want to wish you a Happy Halloween... bye till I come around Dan Founder Of The Order Of The Dragon P.S. Thanks to everyone who shown me love while I was away So many things in life are taken for granted. I too had done that before, But no longer!! I

The Power Of The Booty
My schizo tendencies would line up and I would NOT do everything on impulse. Because 90% of the time I wanna take back my impulsive behavior and give myself a good spanking.... ....to open my cupped palms and let everything sift through to blow away with the wind. ....to flush my brain and start all over again. ....to expose the wreck behind the curtain. ....to step in the shadows and quietly disappear. ....to quit holding on so tight and just~~let~~go. It's always nice to know that flashing a little booty can get you EVERYWHERE :D

Brew What 's To Say Wow And Ty So So Much
TY ALL FOR SUCH AWSOME " BIRTHDAY SUNDAY " IF I COULD SEE YOU'S ALL IN PERSON , EACH ONE WOULD GET A HUG AND MEET CRAZY BREW HE HE I LOVE YOUS ALL . TY YOUS SO MUCH . Get More at COMMENTYOU.com

Editing Blog Practice
The Kingdom of the Wolves is growing,and in doing so has elected to start a new bombing platoon known as Spirit of the Wolf.... If you're interested in learning to bomb,have time to spend on contests helping our fammily members to win,have the pack mentality of INTEGRITY,LOYALTY,HONOR,then come join us.... Don't know how to bomb,not sure if you would like it???Come give it a try,we'll teach you how it's done...there's nothing like helping family to win....remember Spirit of the Wolf is a part of Kingdom of the Wolves....it's family... you can contac any of the 3 of us to inquire,just click one of the links below.... *FTW Shredded Heart *Fubar Wife To *Lord Wolf * First Lady To K.O.W.*R.B.W.*Master Morpher Royal Eliet Bomber@ fubar chrisgrl41~kow~~LONE WOLF~G-SPOTTER@ fubar Honey~Angel*proud subject of the Kingdom of the Wolves*advisor/mediator~ Spirit of the Wolf Pla@ fubar *LORD WOLF*Founder Kingdom of Wolves.@ fubar Ice man K.O.W.~Liaisons Officer@ fu

The Sound Of Steel
Today i saw a lotus in bloom This Oriental Blossom so full of passion My spirit was taken by its fragrance So Fragile the petals so strong the symbol would you be my lotus? so saith the bear in accordance with the prophecy.

Double Standards
Anyways I'm chillin here and a lounge owner drops the link for his lounge in my Sb 4 times in one day. I finally decided to give it a look and the first thing I see when i roll in is a house rule prohibitibg the dropping of links in the lounge. Double standards???

Update On Red Angel And Dixie Angel
I AM SORRY TO HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT TWO OF OUR ANGEL MEMBERS HAVE DELETED THEIR ACCOUNTS. RED ANGEL AND DIXIE ANGEL BOTH HAVE LEFT US. I SPOKE WITH DIXIE YESTERDAY AND SHE INFORMED ME THAT SHE HAS WENT TO WORK AND DID NOT FEEL LIKE SHE WOULD HAVE TIME TO BE ON HERE VERY MUCH, BUT WANTED ME TO SAY "GOODBYE TO ALL OF YOU FOR HER" AND TO PLEASE PRAY FOR RED ANGEL AND HER FAMILY BECAUSE SHE HER PARENTS ARE IN BAD HEALTH AND SHE HAS TAKEN IN HER FATHER TO CARE FOR HIM AFTER BEING RELEASED FROM THE HOSPITAL. ALSO SHE WANTS EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT SHE MISSES US ALL AS WELL. I AM VERY SORRY TO SEE THEM GO AS THEY WERE BOTH DEAR FRIENDS OF MINE. SO PLEASE REMEMBER TO KEEP THEM IN YOUR PRAYERS HUGS TO YOU ALL LOVE YOU , GAIL

New Experience
We have been together several times. You've learned what I like, what I've tried and what I would like to try but haven't been able to do yet. So you have been busy making plans. You won't give me any details. Just tell me to pick out something sexy to wear for you. I decide to wear my red dress with a corset underneath. I've gone with my new black corset, it laces in the back, has a red accent bra that is attached to the front. You've seen my pink & black one of this style but not this one. I have on black lace top thigh highs along with black lace panties. It's the most alluring thing I could think of to wear for you. As I finish getting ready, I hear my phone ring, it's you. You ask "Are you ready baby?" I repond and you let me know you are on your way. I grab my purse and slip on a pair of heels. After thinking about it, I grab my stelletos with the 5" heel to put on when we arrive at whatever destination you have planned for us. There is a knock at the door, I know

Poems
Touch Me As I walk into the room, I see your pale face. Your cold hands, demonic blue eyes pierce through me. Your hair falls upon your shoulders, Motioning me over with your unspoken, telepathic words. I stroll over to you without hesitation, I am standing so still as you stroke my hair, so tentatively, I shudder in your arms as you do so, Kissing on my cheeks, you move into my neck. On my frenzy, you decide to make your move, breaking my flesh with your fangs, It feels so good inside. Touch me over and over now, Touch me with your cold hands and lips, Embrace me with your words before I explode. I can feel you drain my blood, I shall soon faint in your arms, I can feel it now. When your finished with your blood tasting, you lay me down upon the desk, you bend down to kiss my mouth passionately, then you leave me, closing the door behind you. I close my eyes, to sleep the enternal sleep. Maybe someday my dreams will come true and finally in life, I'll know exactly what

Gail Is Trying To Level Up
Hi friends , My good friend Gail is getting close to leveling up to level 23 . Shes needing about 33,000 points now so Im asking you all to come and help out this very nice lady . Let's get her leveled up here ok . the link to her page is at the bottom here. AMAZINGGRACE @ HALO SLIPPING@ fubar

Something To Think About
Film Done by a 15-year-old girl -- WOW! Friends~ Easy to lose sight of what really matters when we get so wrapped up in our own lives and our own problems......definitely worth the 5 minutes. This film was made by a 15 year old girl. The following is the hottest thing on the internet and on Fox News today. Lizzie Palmer who put this YouTube program together is 15 years old. There have been over 3,000,000 hits as of this morning. In case you missed it, here it is. Watch all of it.......and, pass it on!! http://www.youtube.com/v/ervaMPt4Ha0&autoplay=1 An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a whoop so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills.

To All My Friends And Fans And Family
Got something new going on in my life and I Spend a lot of time trying to make Some money..I don't know if I can advertise on this site and Don't want to say anything till I know I can. So if anyone would happen to know if I can or not ,,Please let me know.. Hope your all doing Great and good things are happening for you.. I recently went back to the Dr.and I was really hoping for good news ,, but Like the saying goes,"Don't count your Chickens before there Hatched.." Have a Great week everyone,, Spring is right around the Corner.. Glitter Comments @ SweetComments.net

For The Record
FOR THE RECORD I AM NOT RACIST...I AM HONEST. I HAVE BLACK FRIENDS.I HAVE BLACK RELATIVES. I HAVE DATED BLACK GUYS. YOU DONT HAVE TO BE BLACK TO BE A NIGGER. HOWEVER,IF YOU'RE GONNA START SHIT WITH ME YOU CANT EXPECT ME TO BE NICE TO YOU. IT JUST DOESNT WORK LIKE THAT. AND TO "Pu$$yA$$Pitbiatch"..HOW CAN YOU CALL ANYONE A PUSSY? AND STOP TALKIN ABOUT MY MANS DICK...YOU APPARENTLY ARE GAY. AND ID LIKE TO KNOW HOW YOU PLAN ON GIVING ME PROBLEMS AND MAKIN MY LIFE HELL. AND TO "ItsAshleyBitches*...I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR THREATS..YOU STARTED THIS..YOU ASKED FOR IT..MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY BEFORE YOU LET YOUR LIPS FLAP.. IF YOU'RE GONNA START SHIT WITH ME THEN YOU NEED TO BE ABLE TO HANDLE THE SHIT I THROW BACK. I JUST CALL EM LIKE I SEE EM..AND IN MY OPINION YOU ACT LIKE A NIGGER. THE LAST TIME I CHECKED THIS WAS STILL A FREE COUNTRY AND I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SPEAK MY MIND. IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY THEN DONT START SHIT.

Nonpareil Salacious Musings
I love being a female pervert. I have lived more, in my past- as the club/rock show/RPG or convention going pervert *which was incredibly fun, to say the least. Now I am starting to experience the more deep perversion, of being in the suburbs, muhahahaha...."a suburban perv" At first, I didn't know what to expect but was looking forward to the adventure. Now after nearly a year here, in St. Peterburg, FL I am a bit weary of suburban life. Mostly most of my off-line adventures/exploits have began online(which is a tale in and of itself, everyone is hiding something.) I tend to "put people off" either due to my blunt honesty (and ability to express it), my unusualness or my intense sexual aura. I am a bisexual but was a lesbian first I also am into most fetishes. Anyway, to make this shoort (to tell you the top two bizarre happenings; one girl who i approached, at the bidding of "my master", offline, she accepted-bc she had never orgasmed with/from a girl- i got her to, she freaked out

Another
Another…………. I work from Monday through Friday and attend school to. I bust my ass day in and day out so you can enjoy the life. I don’t ask you to cook, or even clean, just be here for me. This is the thanks I get. You let me think it’s real and this is what you do knowing when I will be home. You must think I’m a dumb ass bitch. Both you bitches get up and get your shit and get the fuck out. No! wait, get up and I’ll get your shit for you. Packing your shit throwing it out the door. Get the fuck out and take your whore. I got some liquor going to drink it straight, no ice or chaser because I feel the hate. Rolling a blunt and sealing it closed, sparking the flame and taking a toke all because your shit finally exposed. Six blunts, a pint and a half later. Loading the clip removing the safety, buck shot your ass like an alligator. I can’t stand your ass and I want you dead. Why the fuck did you do it, another bitch in my bed.

Food For The Mind!!!!!!!!
The day you decide to do it you think okay. This is it, the rest of my life. I’m ready nothing can change my mind. I have been waiting for this for forever. I have dreamt of this for as long as I can remember. I am going to be the happiest person in the world. Many plans have been made so this day will be perfect. Everything is going according to schedule nothing can go wrong. Wow I did it it’s finally over no more worries. I can finally enjoy myself with no fears. Live life and go on to do bigger and better things with myself. Become more knowledgeable gain wisdom and fulfill my dreams. Have that dream career with the dream salary. Drive the better cars have the nicest clothes. Live in the nicest neighborhoods with neighbors who mind their own business. Vacation a few times a year in distant places. Answer the phone or just let the answering machine do it for you. Wow seems as though things just remain the same. Different days of the week and times of the day but