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Days Of Our Lives
As today is here we look towards tomorrow wishing, waiting for it to be better. In the meantime neglecting today, before you know it today is gone. Now you are on tomorrow and what are your thoughts, that would be looking towards tomorrow. If we took today and used it to the fullest then we would have no time to worry about tomorrow. Imagine how much more of today we would have for the family dinner or helping the children with homework. Being parents means taking the time for our kids. We are giving our kids to the streets. What we do today reflects on our tomorrow. So why ponder tomorrow before you have lived today. As the days of our lives come and go what do you want to be remembered for, what you could have done or the legacy of what you did do. So lets take our kids off the streets and show them how to use today to it's potential since they will have tomoorw to do the same.
The Lies We Live With
I use to think god was dead, instead I know now god never existed. I was born a different creature then what I was taught to be. Religion is a lie, a poison that has corrupted the true nature of humanity into a race of separatist warmongers. We have been tricked into becoming worker ants for our corporate master for no other reason then tradition. Only through realization of this of these truths can we hope to seek redemption for our ignorance. This closet-dictatorship that dangles freedom in our face while taking the very liberties we pride most is nothing more then a system of hypocrisy. My only real fear is that there is nothing we can do to stop it…. Before sending me hate mail because you’re too stupid to see what is really happening for yourself, watch this and then tell me what u think: http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/
Woman Should Know Better
A very SMART girl wrote this.......And I think it's PERFECT !!! This is a tribute to the nice girls. The nice girls made of sugar and spice, who always get overlooked, and who sit and endure endless ranting about the psycho-bitch stalker sluts men are wasting their time with, all the while embodying an angelic, classy exterior that is underrated. This is dedicated to the girls who pick up the phone at 2 a.m. to talk to their belligerently drunk guy friends and listen to them for hours about nonsense because they don't feel like going to sleep. This is for the girls who still say thank you to the guy who hurries to hold the door open for the leggy blonde in front of you, then squeezes in front of you and barely saves the door from slamming in your face. This is in honor of the girls who reiterate how lucky any girl would be to have a certain guy, and then tell him 50 different ways to impress the girl of his dreams who is too stupid and stuck up to notice him in the first place. This
Lyrics To Disconnected By Candleblack
Did it make you stronger to take away that piece of me? Did it feed your hunger, for whats left inside me to bleed? I dont know why you feel i should be punished in this way. And i dont think i deserve, dont think ill let you in this time. Cause you, leave me so, disconnected i cant feel a thing at all when i dream, im still reachin out to find whats left of me. And all this time i wandered, plagued by thoughts of givin up. Hidin the pain in thunder, leavin my demons in my dust. Breathin it in, slow suffocation, drownin in this misery i dont think, i deserve, dont think i'll let you win this time. Cause you, leave me so, disconnected i cant feel a thing at all. When i dream, im still reachin out to find whats left of me whats left inside of me..whats left inside of me.. whats left inside of me? © 2007 Candleblack
Getting Over Her
I am on my way to getting over my ex. She has for the past couple of days, tried to play her game, doing things like calling my work and leaving messages for me and the such. Yesterday she stopped me as I was coming into work and was being all nice and the like. I almost fell for it almost.... I come to work today and stop to talk to her, she was on the phone and got off of it real quick, we talked for a few and I came on in to work. I had to leave to go change my shoes and when I got back one of the fucktards that work here was there and she was just drooling all over him didn't even look my way. After a few I went back out and confronted her, and I let her have it, won't go into details here but I let her know that "I am not going to put up with this shit from her at all" the nice part is the guy that was there I know his wife, and I just placed a call to her friend for her to call me, evil aren't I?? Oh but it gets even better, I have nude photos of her, well I have decided that I
Contest
Hey guys....please click on this pic and leave as many cooments your heart desires for this contest! Thankyou....smooches
Are You Smarter Than A 4 Year Old
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All of the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephan t. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answ
Odd To My Family
Band : Cranberries Song & Lyrics : Cranberries Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo... Understand the things I say, don't turn away from me, 'Cause I've spent half my life out there, you wouldn't disagree. Do you see me? Do you see? Do you like me? Do you like me standing there? Do you notice? Do you know? Do you see me? Do you see me? Does anyone care? Unhappiness where's when I was young, And we didn't give a damn, 'Cause we were raised, To see life as fun and take it if we can. My mother, my mother, She hold me, she hold me, when I was out there. My father, my father, He liked me, oh, he liked me. Does anyone care? Understand what I've become, it wasn't my desing. And people ev'rywhere think, something better than I am. But I miss you, I miss, 'cause I liked it, 'Cause I liked it, when I was out there. Do you know this? Do you know you did not find me. You did not find. Does anyone care? Unhappiness where's when I was young, And we didn't give a d
John's Blogs
Myspace Chistmas Comments & Graphics Myspace Friends Graphics This is great, take a moment to read it, it will make your day! The ending will surprise you Take my Son A wealthy man and his son loved to collect rare works of art. They had everything in their collection, from Picasso to Raphael. They would often sit together and admire the great works of art. When the Vietnam conflict broke out, the son went to war. He was very courageous and died in battle while rescuing another soldier. The father was notified and grieved deeply for his only son. About a month later, just before Christmas, there was a knock at the door. A young man stood at the door with a large package in his hands. He said, "Sir, you don't know me, but I am the soldier for whom your son gave his life. He saved many lives that day, and he was carrying me to safety when a bullet struck him in the heart and he died instantly. He often talked about you, and your love for art." The yo
Where Am I?
I had a serious problem last weekend...my colon rupture a little (Thank God just a lil)and i had to rush to the hospital and heve a cpl surgeries...and i have at least one more to go but not for about 6-8 months they say....Im sure ill be fine, im on sevearal antibiotics and pain meds....Please dont worry if your in one of my giveaways i have plenty of money in my accounts and if for some reason im unable to do so myself i have friends watching for people ready to be paid off...if you complete a give away , you will recieve the said prize directly after....and also as i get better i will be on more ,and will be back to returning all the love people leave me...Dont worry about me ...ill be better soon I do love and miss you all...
Heads Up Friends And Confederate Members
The Watcher is getting closer to the next level, only 63,293. Any one who can help I would appreciate it so much. Please show some Love and help him buy rating his pictures or stash. Here is his link…. Do You Want a Tag? Heads Up Friends and Confederate Members! The Watcher needs 136,388 to Henchman. We need to get him leveled, PLEASE HELP. For ONLY TONIGHT the First 20 people to rate at least 30 of his pictures and 30 of his stash items gets a new personal or Confederate made by me. If you are out of rates you can rate 60 stash items. If you want to check out some of my work first please do so. You want be disappointed. Please leave me a comment in this blog so I will know who you are and The Watcher will let me know who is rating. Thanks Everyone! Peace! Here is The Watchers link…SHOW HOW WE ROCK!
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My Suzy
My Suzy I was alone and sad Miserable and tormented Then I met you You uplifted me to new levels of happines You fill my heart with joy A joy that I have not felt in years Your voice is that of an angel It soothes and calm my heart Your words inspire and enlighten my mind Your beauty blesses my eyes You may be the part that is missing The part that makes me complete. From, Nook Nook Suzy Suzy Suzy I love thee Suzy I cherish thee like no other I love you as much or more then life its self I cherish your smile and your spirit as we are kindred Kindred souls intertwined Mingling in and out almost as one Thinking and breathing as one As one person though we are two Two souls longing for one another Wanting to merge and become one in spirit and mind Suzy Suzy Suzy How much I love thee From my heart to you! Nook Nook I just got back Monday from spending 4 days with my Suzy. It was great. We went to an awesome place called Cedar Key and shopped and had
For My Baby
I CANT TAKE THIS PAIN ANY MORE TO HAVE EVERYTHING TAKEN FROM ME LOSING THE THINGS THAT MEAN MOST TO ME I CANT STOP CRYING I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH MORE I CAN TAKE I FEEL AS IF I AM DIEING ONE MORE THING AND ILL BREAK I LOOK ALL AROUND REACHING OUT FOR HELP BUT EVERYONE KEEPS KICKING ME DOWN TO MY DEATH I CRY OUT AND BEG SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME BUT PEOPLE JUST WALK ON JUST LAUGHING AT ME IF YOU KNEW THE PAIN THAT I FEEL IN MY HEART YOU WOULD HAVE STOPPED AND HELPED FROM THE START BUT HERE I LAY WITH NO HELP TO BE FOUND OH GOD I CANT WAIT TO BE PUT IN THE GROUND anytime anywhere any place you could be anyone today maybe I recognize you on a crouded street maybe you take me by suprise will you be the one I had in mind there come a day when you walkedout of my dreams face to face like I'm imagining baby how can I be sure that your the one I'm waiting for will you be unmistakable people say I'm watching life through a glass desprately waiting on a chance I know you lo
From The Depths Of The Hollows
From the depths of the hollows, The darkness creeps in. With the light cast away, I don’t know where to begin. Too much to say, The story’s untold. I try to speak out Before the shadows take hold. Desperate to escape The penetration of night, Lost and tired Of the continuous fight. Frantic to be heard, I scream out loud. As I claw my way out Of the deafening shroud. I lose my center. My frustration grows. But the only reply, Is the chilling echoes. Too much to lose, Blindly I grope. In the infinite search, For the ray of hope.
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Life Or Something Like It 11
Wow, what a mistake I made on the color (cloUr) of my trim on my house! I went out there earlier today and didn't like it when they first started painting the trim. I should have had them stop if I had used my brain. No...I think that maybe it will darken and look better when it dries. HELL NO! It is uglier then before. It is really bad around my beautiful front door. It ruins it. The guys painted part of the door that they weren't supposed to paint. They also got trim around the garage door they weren't supposed to get. I want to scream! I just hope it is fixable. I am going to go with a nice blue color for the trim instead. More subtle then BRIGHT PURPLE! I can't believe it turned out like that. Sometimes the color of the paint doesn't look like the chip you see. The only bad thing besides having to prime over it and then paint all the trim again is that we will have to wait. It is supposed to rain and we all know you can't paint when it is raining so we ar
Bloggy
can completely brighten a soldier's day! Something cool that Xerox is doingIf you go to this web site, www.LetsSayThanks.com you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq . You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services.How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!! This is a great site. Please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second.Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these?Whether you are for or against the war, our guys and gals over there need to know we are behind them. spread the word!! i plan on sending some everyday :)
Riddle Me This....
ok everyone, heres another riddle for ya, e-mail me your answer so nobody else can copy your answer.......lets see how many people can get it right i have 100 doors, i'm going to number them 1 through 100....how many times am i going to wright "9" ok everyone, heres a riddle for ya, e-mail me your answer so nobody else can copy your answer.......lets see how many people can get it right:D i have a bag of apples, i give half of what i have plus 1/2 of an apple to a guy........i see another guy, and i give him half of what i have left, plus 1/2 of an apple......i see another guy, and i give him half of what i have left, plus 1/2 of an apple, when i get home and look in the bag, i have 1 apple left.......how many apples did i start with? ok everyone, heres a riddle for ya, e-mail me your answer so nobody else can copy your answer.......lets see how many people can get it right i have 6 bills, that = 63 dollers, but theres no 1's(and theres no change)......what do i have
Poem
read it if ud like and rate it as well if u would like please and thanks http://www.poetry.com/voteforme/poemvote1.asp?PID=12590504
Gifts Here
Today.. I was talking to someone.. and I changed my status to .."Headache" and I got seven bottles of aspirin.. then I said... If I ate.. drank..and used everything people has ever given me here.. I would be a 1000 pound, alcoholic, sex toy using girl covered in chocolate. LOL!!!
Happy Birthday Lil' Ree
Updates
Likely that you didn't notice...but I've been *busy*. My kid went to Hawaii with my stepsister and her family for a week (returning tomorrow), so on a lark (and about 36 hours notice) I accompanied a client-friend on a business trip to Our Nation's Capital. Spent all of Monday getting there; Tuesday was cold and clear and gorgeous; Wednesday it snowed, which was absolutely beautiful. I had to check my bag on the way back to preserve ownership of a cheap commemorative snowglobe, and even after a two hour delay the suitcase didn't make it onto the plane, so i had to wait until it arrived at SFO at about 1:30 a.m. on the next flight from Dulles (with a little card inside from the TSA proclaiming they'd hand-searched it. I feel safer, don't you?). Fortunately I had the best possible company for my vigil...at long last (two plus years) I got to meet an online suitor who lives only a few hours away (yes, he's here on Fubar). Emergencies and mutual stubbornness had kept us from consum
Me
I just wanted to say Hello I have just moved back to the area from Fl. Looking to make friends to hang out with on here and maybe meeting. Lets have fun Peace Out
Can't Blame Fubar
Ugh I am so tired of seeing bulletin after bulletin BITCHING about bouncers and the fact that we can no longer fast bomb. When we were able to fast bomb it was because we HAD the bouncer. Ya'll bitched so much then that they changed it up and now you get a new bouncer each time you try to power bomb. So power bombing is out and now ya'll wanna cry like little kids and blame the bouncers? LOL I find that funny. It seems as though no one is ever satisfied with the way things are and no one wants to blame them selfs for the way things are. They wanna post bulletins blaming FUBAR and claim that with power bombing out we will eventually lose contest hosting etc. Hmmm funny...how many bulletins have we all seen before that ability was taken away complaining about it? No one seemed worried about all this THEN. Don't get me wrong, I am not happy that we cant power bomb. We are only allowed so many comments per user level and so what if you sped through them or went slowly? It still was the sa
My Mumms!!!
I am so hooked on making mumms that I reached my limit for the day and now Im fiendin' Why is there a limit? DO people get sick of seeing the same person mumm? Not of me? Im special. SOmeone help me!
Attn Ladies!
i am going to hold a sexiest woman in fubar contest! i will post all entry pics at the end of the contest. NSFW is not required but recemended. you can either send me the image in my private messages, send me the location of the pic and i'll get it (make sure i can get to it), or message me for my email. i'll run the contest untill atleast dcember first. any questions please message me.
Little About Me.
I need some help to make my profile better. I know, its lame. If you are interested in helping me, let me know. I am open to about anything, but I am lazy so I want your idea and you to put it on my profile. lol Be creative. Hey there. I am a fun loving guy that works too much and plays to little. I like to have fun no matter where I go. I love to chat and meet people. I have a cam and love to chat on cam. I do not plan to try to show anyone my stuff. It is not that impressive until in use. lol Gimme a shout, or mail if you want to chat on Yahoo with your clothes on. (not gay, just would rather see it in person than on cam) Have a great day/night or what ever. Peace out! Wes
Live
Come join DJ Baby Boy in the Git-R-Done lounge!! He plays great tunes and is open to requests!!
Just A Poem
Love starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over someone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else .DON'T let the past hold you back, your missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORt. If you dont look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is life a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us.When it HURTS to look bac, and your're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there.TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER ENDS". Friends are FOREVER.Good friends are like STARS You dont always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do
Precious Moments
The birth of a child, that perfect wedding day. The first love of your life and your first kiss. These are just a few of those precious moments. Getting those divorce papers from the one you use to adore. The photo's of loved ones from the past and present. The loss of your virginity that you held for so long. These are just a few of those precious moments. Sidelining as a cheerleader or out on the field. Wiping those tears when your child falls down. Going to the dance and doing your thing. Moving from home for the very first time. Knowing that you learned what your parents did share. These are just a few of those precious moments. Giving of yourself because you really do care. Last but not least something you should know, those few precious moments happen everyday that you grow.
Alive
So i kinda droped off cherry tap for a bit but im still here and alive !To all the horney guys sorry yes im sexy yes I like to have a fun time no I dont wana cyper sex ya or meet up.my heart is on over flow and lost as it is. why im here who doesnt like to get drunk and have fun?Do I have awhole bunch of pics no what ya see is what ya get my jobs not to jack ya off . Anyways hope to hear from yall soon and heres to a good time :)
Life Complicated
Why does life go on the way it does. Why can't people be honest and why do people let things go on and on then when they are done it just hits ya like a ton of bricks? I try to understand....I guess I can't really. When someone knows your feelings, you give and give and give and get little in return and then just totally act like you never meant anything. At least this is my interpretation of it. They say they made a mistake....but am I really the mistake?? Is there a way to get over it...I don't know. I keep ending up in the same situations. I guess I need to block everything out and keep to myself. I feel thats the only way I can keep from getting hurt. I don't get it. Why does life have to be so complicated.??
Time Is Coming.
well i have decided that this year my familly will be getting a familly gift from me for christmas. I am going home it will the first time in five years that I am home for any holidays. I plan on knocking on my sisters door while dinner is being served i can not wait to see their faces when they see me this will be my best christmas in years. I just wanted to let you all know that I am leaving on wensday morninng to back to NY for a week on my mini vacation i will be attending a party and also the baseball all star game i will be on here some and on messnger if you dont have my messnger it is fcs4500@yahoo.com talk to you all soon Frank Yes the leaves are turning colors,the weather is getting cold, the deer hunters are out and most of all the holidays are coming The most joyuas time of year . Well for me at least i just wish that it would fly right by. On novemer 16 of last year i lost my best friend my biggest suport person my idol yes i am talking about the passing of my fathe
Help Gf Just Joined
Wooried
To all of my friends who read this most of you allknow that i live Mo but am from NY last week ifound out that i have growth on my brain. i will be flying home on tuesday to see what my dorctos back home say and what my options are. i will be missing all of you i will have laptop and internet access in one of the two places i will staying. This really worries me because last november my fathr past away and i have been lost without. well that is all i have for now more might follow if you all need to reach me of of fubar my yahoo is fcs4500@yahoo.com that is both e mail and messnger i hope to talk to you soon xoxoxoxo Frank
Contest
in a contest. i need all the help i can get, please if you can or are willing, come help..... http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=266854&albumid=669802&i=2536775680
I'll Be There
I'LL BE THERE.. ♥-When no one is there for you ♥-When you think no one cares ♥-When the whole world walks out on you ♥-When you think you're alone ILL BE THERE.. ♥-When the one you care about most could care less about you ♥-When the one you gave your heart to isn't ♥-When someone throws something in your face ILL BE THERE.. ♥-When the person you trusted betrays you ♥-When the person you share all your memories with cant even remember your birthday ILL BE THERE.. ♥-When all you need is a friend to listen to you whine ♥-When all you need is someone to catch your tears ILL BE THERE.. ♥-When your heart hurts so bad that you cant even breathe ♥-When you just want to crawl up and die ILL BE THERE.. ♥-When you start to cry ♥-Or when hearing that sad song ♥-When the tears just won't stop falling down ILL BE THERE.. ♥*So you see I'll be there un
How To React
It's the major C.. How do you react when someone tells you they have CANCER? Do you freak you? Do you start to cry? What emotions do you use in this case? How are you going to handle knowing that one day that person is no longer with you? Im not to sure on how or what emotions to use. Or to that fact even think. Although this person who I am talking about survied Breast Cancer, now is diagnosed with Colon Cancer. She is a stronger fighter, but how is she keeping her head up high. Knowing what she has. How do I be strong for her? What can I do? We all have a loved one or someone near and dear to our hearts who has Cancer or who has gone through it. Show your support for them.
School
Well it is official i passed my classes that i was taking this semester. I was waiting to get my schedule for next semester but when i got it today i wasn't very happy. The 3 classes that i signed up for aren't the 3 classes that i got. I got 2 out of 3 but this semester looks like it is going to be a very hard semester... Just what i need. It seems that i will never get thru school. It is taking forever!!!! Well here we go again.. Classes start back up tomorrow. I have to get up at 5am to get to school. However, i get done by 1pm.. i have to find out tomorrow what time my clinical are. Well school is going well. About done with this semester and looking forward to being done and starting with next semester. I just wish i was closer to being done with school.
My Contest!!!
I\'M TRYING TO WIN A 7 DAY BLAST............FIRST 10 TO REACH 20,000 COMMENTS. HELP IF YOU CAN TYVM:)
To Each His Own...
Making wassail is a favorite Yuletide custom deriving from the Saxons. Enjoy! 2 pints brown ale 1/2 pint dry sherry (or dry white wine) 3 ounces sugar 3-4 apples 1/2 lemon 1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/4 teaspoon ground ginger 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. (180 degrees celcius). Wash, peel, and core apples. Place the apples, sugar,and 4 tablespoons of the brown ale into a glass baking dish or heat resistant bowl and bake together for 25-30 minutes, or until the apples are tender. Peel the lemon rind, removing only the bright outer layer. Remove the apples and their collected juices from the oven and set aside. On top of the stove, set out a large pot, and add to it the remaining ale, sherry or wine, lemon peel, cinnamon, gingerand nutmeg. Mix this together and simmer gently over a low flame for 10-15 minutes. Add the apples and juices and serve immediately. Non-alcoholic Wassail 1 gallon apple cider 1/2 gallon orange juice 1 pint cranbe
Riping Pic
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Over There
The day is comin The drums are drummin If you know one say a prayer. Theres mothers cryin And fathers sighin, uh hum War is in the air. The trains are fillin up with boys They've left behind their favorite toys They're goin over there Over there Where someone has to die Over there, Where ours is not to reason why. Over there, Where someone has to die! Over there..............
Baby Grls Naughty Fantasies
baby grl is a new nurse working at an outpatient clinic. The doctor is "showing me how things work". While we are in his office doing paperwork, he catches me bending over the desk. I feel his hand slide up my thigh and under my skirt. As I protest, he insists I need to learn how things work. I feel his fingers guide my thong to the side as he begins caressing me softly. I can't help it and I start to swell and get hot. The gentleness of his fingers brings me to life and my body instantly betrays me by responding to his probing fingers. When he feels this he slides his fingers inside of me, increasing my heat and making me catch my breath. When he asks me how I feel I can only let out a moan. "Good, " he says, as he pushes down between my shoulder blades until my breasts are touching the desk. He unbuttons my blouse and while he is massaging me, he tells me he thinks I am ready. I turn to look at him poutting wondering what he means. He explains that he is going to fuck
Sign My Guessbook.
to all, right under about me you'll see my frapper map just click on stats,pic,map members.,and follow the links.
Beer V Pussy
Beer V Pussy Its time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy... A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. advantage: Tie If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy. If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer. If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer. 6 beers in a night and you better not drive
Gossip Girl
The worst feeling isn't being lonely, it's being forgotten by someone you could never forget What is the best engine in the world? answer- A vigana. It lubricates itself. Accepts any piston. Takes only a finger 2 start it & changes its own oil evey month. lol fake ass hoes go blow your nose on your dirty ass cloths stay out of my shadow get your own jealous you must b to hate on me to talk b hind my back you must b smoking crack it must kill you to c you cant b like me that is y you are a fake ass hoe talk the talk but you cant walk the walk i would luv to knock you in your block but you have to play hide and seek it's ok i will find you with out a peak its ok i dont play thats why you are a fake ass hoe
What Do You Think?
My boyfriend and I have been together almost a year now..He recently asked me to marry him and I said yes...I wanna know what you think 'should we do it now around the holiday's or wait until June...Thxs for your time....
So Others May Live( U.s.coast Guard)
Penpal?
You Glass Son Of A Bitch!
Sometimes it weighs so heavily on me I feel as if the world is on my shoulders. It would be easy to just put it down. Or so I tell myself constantly. Putting it down would be quitting though and that's just not me. I get so tired of the bullshit games and rules that everyone pretends to follow. Rules are for lazy selfish people who need to be told what to do because they can't do it otherwise. Fuck rules. Everyone knows what they have to do to make life possible. If someone doesn't want to do it then life is not possible for them. That's the law of nature, which we continually tell ourselves we're better than. Why aren't we more like the Romans? At least they were honest about their politics. Conquer, then democracy. We may as well go to the colloseum and watch gladiators kill each other for the violence and gore that's on tv. Because it's not real it's less bad? Since when? Is that why it's okay to put cancer causing perservatives in our food? Don't try to tell me it's not related
Hot Cherry
She is getting ready to be GodMother! Can I get some help to get her there tonight???? PLEASE With CHERRIES on TOP!!!!!!!!! ~H♥t~Cherry~Lici♥us~*♥*~Club~F.A.R.~♥~@ fubar
Trying To Help A Friend Level
Veterns
23000 To Godfather
Hes getting so close too being our next Godfather. Stop by and show some love. Hes got 23,000 to go. Rate his pictures and stash .Thanks too everyone for helping him get too GodFather. -Rich-@ fubar
Child's Ten Commandments!!!
1)My hands are small; please don't expect perfection whenever I make a bed, draw a picture or throw a ball. My legs are short; please slow down so that I can catch up with you. 2)My eyes have not seen the world as yours have; please let me explore safely. Don't restrict me unnecessarily. 3)Housework will always be there. I'm little for only a short time - please take time to explain things to me about this wonderful world, and do so willingly. 4)My feelings are tender; please be sensitive to my needs. Don't nag me all day long. (You wouldn't want to be nagged for your inquisitiveness.) Treat me as you would like to be treated. 5)I am a special gift from God; please treasure me as God intended you to do, holding me accountable for my actions, giving me guidelines to live by and disciplining me in a loving manner. 6)I need your encouragement to grow. Please go easy on the criticism; remember, you can criticize the things I do without criticizing me. 7)Please give me the
Veterans
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Mm~mp~mma
Well, how's this for a 1st blogpost: I'm a Witch I have eclectic taste in music I like Adventure, Mystery, SciFi & Fantasy movies I like CSI (vegas), Without A Trace, Mythbusters I hate the words snuck and guffaw and forlorn
Tonight
i dont like it today,life. Imagine holding something that sacred in these terrible hands. I cant love or hate without any self doubt. I try to love but it comes out stunted.Who am I? I'm a nice guy that use to have good hair. I cant be nice cause someone thinks im up to no good. So my conclusion is, im a loser.
Fubar
I was hating Fubar at first, I was unsure how to work this. Now that I found out how to run this bar I love Fubar!!!
200
Body: 200 THiNGS AB0UT ME: 200: My name is: ELLY 199: I was born in: QUEENS GENERAL HOSPITAL 198. I am: RESTLESS..MISSING MY LOVE 197. My eye color is: BROWN 195. My shoe size is: 9-9 1/2 194. My ring size is: 10 193. My Favorite Color is: ANY SHADE OF PURPLE 192. My height is: 5' 2" 191. I’m allergic to: STUPIDITY 190. I live in: PULASKI FOR NOW 189. The last book I read: THE HA HA 188. My bed time is: WHENEVER I GO TO BED 187. First IM Screen name: SWEETLILBTCH521 186. Current IM Screen name: DARKNESS FALLS 179. My favorite Holiday is: HALLOWEEN 178. The perfect kiss is: WHEN JUST THE THOUGHT OF IT MAKES YOU STOP WHATEVER IT IS YOU ARE DOING SO YOU CAN TAKE A MOMENT TO TRY TO CATCH YOUR BREATH AND SMILE WHENEVER YOU THINK OF IT 177. The last band listened to: ELO 176. Last song that made me almost cry?: SONGBIRD 167. My skin's reaction to the sun is?: BURN THEN TAN =============================== :::::I D
More Stupid People
THINNING THE HERD" 2007 Eighth Place: In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate while trying to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place: A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker -- who often bragged he was "totally-zoned when he ran" -- accidentally jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily workout. Sixth Place: While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8-foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him Jones was pronounced dead at a local hospital. Fifth Place: Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the long flashl
Just A Thought
Childhood...what childhood?! Someone stole my innocence! Ripped away from me...like a piece of fabric torn only in time. To survive the pain this child must walk thru the tear and become an adult way to early. Mentors?!? They are to far, few and inbetween, to busy in their own worlds to care about mine. Look at her...Alone. Dealing with demons that confront her everyday. "Who has the answers?!" She screams on deaf ears of people who just don't understand or believe. Some say "We have done all we can!" Leaving the responsiblity once again for this child to pick up the pieces and start over again. Now lost, alone and very much afraid this tormented soul looks for love, attention, warmth, compassion, understanding, honesty... Where is it? Who has it? How do I get it? LETS DO WHAT THE IN CROWD DOES!! No, that is just acceptance, you see that now. Well then why didn't someone tell me that! Or was I not listening?! Oh great! Now it is all my fault... Am I really to blame
Music Links
http://www.ultrasportsimages.com/asa/mp3/Richard%20Cheese%20-%20The%20Sunny%20Side%20Of%20The%20Moon/ you gotta listen to these songs. they will make you laugh your ass off.
In Memoriam
In Memoriam Thu, 18 Oct 2007 20:16:48 -0500 IN MEMORIAM -- This week the schools throughout United Kingdom have removed The Holocaust from its school curriculum because it "offended" the Muslim population, which claims it never occurred. This is a frightening portent of the fear that is gripping the world and how easily each country is giving into it. It is now more than 60 years since the Second World War in Europe ended. This is being sent as a memorial, in memory of the six million Jews, 20 million Russians, 10 million Christians and 1,900 Catholic priests and Nuns who were murdered, massacred, raped, burned, starved and humiliated with the German and Russian peoples looking the other way! Now more than ever, with Iran among others claiming the Holocaust to be "a myth", it is imperative to make sure the world never forgets. This is intended to reach 40 million people worldwide! Join us and be a link in the memorial chain and help us distribute it around the world. (THIS I
My Life Is Fucked Story
just 2 days ago i get a phone call after my parents were fighting, and i hear my mom say your dad and i are done because of him filing divorce papers but everyone in town conveniently knew 2-3 hours before me.. 2-3 hours i hate this grapevine shit i mean its my parents for 16 fucking years and now i dont have a mom??? for what because of "hear say" she fucked another man shit im not dumb i know my dad was fucking other chicks i mean hello its not nuclear physics dad always wants to be alone with females ?? isnt that a sign... but anyway i dunno whats to become of this "rampage" of the parents but they need to chill the fuck out im 20 yrs old and been through enough shit in life to be adding this to it.. oh btw 17 yrs as of december the 4th this is rediculous so anyway i hope to somehow go on a violent rampage and maybe kill all the trees in my areaand go to jail who knows i dont but peace
Ok
During a visit to a mental institution the visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ONE ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ?
So Old It's New Again
I love that people in the lounge I go to call me Savage. Thing is, this is my first screen name from roughly 1992. Yeah. That long ago. Back in 1992 I was getting sick of the Red Hot Chili Peppers for the first time. I spent all my time either programming video games or in chat rooms. Fifteen years and twice my life later, I wish the X-treme Modern Rock station would please put RHCP to sleep at the classic rock station where they belong. I spend all my time in FU or working on the computer doing entertainment things. If this keeps up then maybe I will live forever. Nearly everyone I love wants to play video games. My wife. My oldest son. My brother. Possibly my next career. Time with them == bashing the hell out of digital people. In the case of the career, well, that's pretty damn cool. My spare time is spent writing fantasy/fiction. I have just registered a new web site for this. So tired. Need to create art and music now too. Reference: M
Darwin 1
(26 August 2006, Glenfield, Leicester, England) Despite months of investigation, Darren's death remained somewhat of a mystery. The 33-year-old was found in the hallway of his wife's house, bleeding from stab wounds to his chest. The wounds proved fatal despite the best efforts of paramedics and doctors. No one witnessed the events which lead to his death; however, eventually enough evidence surfaced to stake a claim to his place among the winners of the Darwin Award. Police initially assumed that an unknown assailant had attacked Darren. However, they could find no supporting evidence. An inquest held nearly a year after Darren's death revealed some salient details about his final minutes. A friend told police Darren had called and arranged to visit him. Three minutes later, Darren phoned again to ask for an ambulance. The friend summoned the ambulance, and rushed to Darren's house. The front door was ajar, and Darren was lying on the floor. A bloodstained lock-knife was f
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Don't Quit
lYF IS QUEER WID ITS TWIST AND TURNS, AS EVERY ONE OF US SUMTYMS LEARNS AND MANY PERSONS TURNS ABOUT WHEN THEY MYT HAVE WON HAD THEY STUCK IT OUT. DON'T GIVE UP THOUGH D PACE SEEMS SLOW.... U MAY SUCCEED WTH ANOTHER BLOW. SUCCESS IS FAILURE TURNED INSYD OUT... SO STICK TO D FYT WHEN UR HARDEST HIT IT'S WHEN THINGS SEEM WORST DAT U MUSTN'T QUIT....
American_lover_666 Aka. Major_infidel_666 [r.-dk.] Welcome To My Life About Everything Else Than Equines_horses And My 9112001 World Tribute Blogger A
Hello outthere just want to wish you all a HAPPY AND GREAT THANKSGIVING GREETINGS with peaceful quietly wonderful amuzing moments Welcome EverybodyBy The Way Just Wanted to Connect With Some More Equines_Horses Buddies Here at Fubar So Your Welcome to Add Me as Your Friendship If Your a Equines_Horses Person Just Add the Profile You See Below Thank You Very Much(repost of original by 'Der_PferdeLieber_666 aka. 4_Legged_Professor_666 aka. equines_horses_666' on '2007-11-11 00:07:06') Hi This is Just a Test I'm New Her
Wiccan Creed
Bide within the Law you must, in perfect Love and perfect Trust. Live you must and let to live, fairly take and fairly give. For tread the Circle thrice about to keep unwelcome spirits out. To bind the spell well every time, let the spell be said in rhyme. Light of eye and soft of touch, speak you little, listen much. Honor the Old Ones in deed and name, let love and light be our guides again. Deosil go by the waxing moon, chanting out the joyful tune. Widdershins go when the moon doth wane, and the werewolf howls by the dread wolfsbane. When the Lady's moon is new, kiss the hand to Her times two. When the moon rides at Her peak then your heart's desire seek. Heed the North winds mighty gale, lock the door and trim the sail. When the Wind blows from the East, expect the new and set the feast. When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss you on the mouth. When the wind whispers from the West, all hearts will find peace and rest. Nine
The Last Time..
The first time I fell in love was long ago. I didn't know how to give my love at all. The next time I settled for what felt so close. But without romance, you're never gonna fall. After everything I've learned; Now it's finally my turn. This is the last time I'll fall... in love. The first time we walked under that starry sky, there was a moment when everything was clear. I didn't need to ask or even wonder why, because each question is answered when your near. and I'm wise enough to know when a miracle unfolds, this is the last time i'll fall in love. Now don't hold back, just let me know. Could i be moving much too fast or way too slow. 'Cause all of my life, I've waited for this day. To find that once in a lifetime, this is it, I'll never be the same. You'll never know what it's taken me to say these words. And now that I've said them, they could never be enough. As far as I can see, there's only you and only me. This is the last time I'll fall in love. Last tim
Loving You...
When we first met I gave you my heart, Our first night together, you were in my soul. This is not the way it is supposed to be I belong with you and you with me. I lie awake night after night, wondering if you are thinking of me, and if you miss me too. The is a part of me that is gone, untill I am with you again, it will always feel wrong. I love you with everything that I am Heart, Soul, body and Mind. A love like ours some people never find. I cannot forget what my heart tells me is right, Listen to your heart, it will tell you the same. Fate brought us together, it was destiny This love is meant to be, Please open your eyes, it is right in front of you I love you more than you will ever know, Im sorry I cant give up on us, I cant let you go. I need you, dont you understand? I want to be with you forever, to walk through this life with you hand in hand. i love you sweetheart....much more than lyf itself...
If We Hold On Together...
Don't lose your way With each passing day You've come so far Don't throw it away Live believing Dreams are for weaving Wonders are waiting to start Live your story Faith, hope & glory Hold to the truth in your heart If we hold on together I know our dreams will never die Dreams see us through to forever Where clouds roll by For you and I Souls in the wind Must learn how to bend Seek out a star Hold on to the end Valley, mountain There is a fountain Washes our tears all away Words are swaying Someone is praying Please let us come home to stay If we hold on together I know our dreams will never die Dreams see us through to forever Where clouds roll by For you and I When we are out there in the dark We'll dream about the sun In the dark we'll feel the light Warm our hearts, everyone If we hold on together I know our dreams will never die Dreams see us through to forever As high as souls can fly The clouds roll by For you and I
Distance Between Us...
Every night in my dreams I see you, I feel you, That is how I know you go on Far across the distance And spaces between us You have come to show you go on Near, far, wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on Once more you open the door And you're here in my heart And my heart will go on and on Love can touch us one time And last for a lifetime And never let go till we're one Love was when I loved you One true time I hold to In my life we'll always go on Near, far, wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on Once more you open the door And you're here in my heart And my heart will go on and on There is some love that will not go away You're here, there's nothing I fear, And I know that my heart will go on We'll stay forever this way You are safe in my heart And my heart will go on and on
Poems
run away I know I have my problems but I don’t understand why it is your leaving me. am I that bad of a man? I know we have our issues but in time I am sure we can work them out. Maybe things aren’t perfect and maybe they’ll never be. Instead me of making you smile I fill you with uncertainty. I will never be a hero a role model is not what I am. But I will always be there for you and I hope that you still give a damn So baby take me by the hand and run away with me Or tell me that its over and leave me to my misery Cause I cant take this feeling of not knowing What’s in store for me anymore Maybe he finally won this game? Maybe I’m the one to lose and have no one but myself to blame. Maybe I am not the man you needed and just maybe I will never be. Or maybe I’ m the one you need to take you, far away from all this damn insanity. All I know is I would never hurt you can that man you call yours say the same?
Plz Do Not
Made with Morpheus Photo Morpher plz do not rip any of my pic without asking plz.ask in i might let you rip my pic and ty to all of my friends on here
Season,reason,lifetime
People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you figure out which one it is, You will know what to do for each person. When someone is in your life for a REASON. . . It is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and they are! They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part, or at an inconvenient time, This person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered. An
An Excerpt From The "mountains" Of The Famous Paolo Coelho
This is one of my guiding principles in life. My growing up years are bounded by these as the time goes by. The simplicity of it's meaning gives me strength and gain more confidence in everything that I do. --- Respect your soul: don't keep repeating "I'm going to make it". Your soul already knows that, what it needs is to use the long journey to be able to grow, stretch along the horizon, touch the sky. An obsession does not help you at all to reach your objective, and even ends up taking the pleasure out of the climb. But pay attention: also, don't keep saying "it's harder than I thought", because that will make you lose your inner strength. Learn from someone who has already been up there: no matter how unique you feel, there is always someone who has had the same dream before you and ended up leaving marks that can make your journey easier; places to hang the rope, trails, broken branches to make the walking easier. The climb is yours, so is the responsibility, but don't f
What Is Man For Me..
YEarNing... I yearn for a man who will leave me a love letter on my pillow... A man, who would bring me flowers when HE comes home. I yearn for a man who would enjoy a cold bath in the rain with me... A man, whom I could sip coffee with in the porch steps. I yearn for a man who would appreciate my writings and can give me a piece of His mind... A man, who would encourage and inspire me to write great stories and poems. Wanting... I want a man who will consider me not just His woman, but as His partner in life... A man, who could argue with me, and agree with me afterwards because He respects me. I want a man who could promise me something, and has the honor to keep what He has pledged me... A man, who would vow not just to me but also to himself that He will love and be faithful to only one woman. I want a man who would never raise His voice at me even when He has too much to drink or has a bad day at work... A man, who would love me still even
Women
Women First let me start by saying that not all women are bad and I know this to be true. But it seems to me that I can only find the bad ones. It seems that I get the one that likes to play games with you feelings, and toss you aside when they are done with you, until there ready to play again. Those are the ones I find, the evil and hurtful ones, the ones that have turned me into a bitter, hateful, mistrusting, jaded man. I use to think that there was someone out there for me; I no longer think that, if she’s out there she’s in hiding, because I sure as hell can’t find her. Now I know that some of you are reading this and think I be hatin on you ladies, quite the opposed! I will admit I don’t know everyone on my list, but the ones I do, I have a lot of respect for. You have always been kind to me, and sweet and buy me rum, rum good!!! You know who you are. I think to my self why can’t I find ones like you here? Who knows but I have decided that I am not going to look anymore, I gi
Veterans Day
Ramblings Of A Twisted Mind....
TO MY MOMMY......... Current mood: hopeful Category: Writing and Poetry To my mommy that was never there,To my mommy i wish to share. This poem from me to you,something so sad yet, so very true. To my mommy i needed you near,so you could hold all my fear. To my mommy i needed so much, to see your smile, to feel your touch. To my mommy i loved you so, because you made me head to toe. To my mommy i don't understand,why did you leave us for that mean man? To my mommy how could this be?You left and never came back for me. To my mommy so many tears i've shed,crying and angry upon my bed. To my mommy in time you'll see,the beautiful lady that has become of me. I write this poem to you from me,Remember your daughter... I'm Destiny...... Everyone has a sad story about the life they have and mine |is just another one of many. Although, life is tough and things don't always go the way we would like them to, youmust play the hand that was dealt and
My Myspace
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Hello
damm im bored as hell
Ripper
Hey Ladies.. If you have dark hair and dark eyes.. be careful.. A man here is ripping pictures without permission.. He just ripped mine.. Here is his link... ricky@ fubar He has an album full of people he has ripped.. titled.. "Just couldnt help myself"... so if you have dark hair.. and dark eyes.. Go see if he ripped you...like he ripped me.. Mother fuckeres should learn to ASK first.. Thank you.. Cassie..
Ripped Photos
Something To Think About
I know and understand that we as a nation do things that sometimes makes no sense. Well I have something to say and well if I get smacked on the butt for it oh well. We have always said "Merry Christmas" and it has never seemed to be an issue. Over the past ten or so years we have had to be more politically correct in how we act and what we say during the Christmas season. Well this bothers me. We take in everyone that has trouble, that needs help, what wants to make better. Then when some do they start getting offended and want to have their own holiday and we have to be nice and polite and give in. I like hearing someone wish me a Merry Christmas, and some of my close friends are Jewish and they wish me a Merry Christmas. Freedom to speak and act is okay as long as you don't offend anyone. To me that is just wrong. I love it here. I don't need someone to come along and tell me what to say or what not to say. I will say Merry Christmas to everyone I
For Fun!!
ok I'll try this!!!here gose Fubar Adoption...lol here's the rules of the fubar adoptionend this to all the people on your list or blog the damn thing and see who wants to own you, the first person to send you a message saying "I own you"owens you, it simple...p.s.send it cuz its kinda crazy and funny and it might be surprising to see who gets you first...so let the games begain...
Lyrics
Trick Pony, It's A Heartache Lyrics Looking for Trick Pony tabs and chords? Browse alphabet (above). Artist: Trick Pony Song: It's A Heartache Album: R.I.D.E. Trick Pony Sheet Music Trick Pony CDs It's a heartache, Nothin' but a heartache: Hits you when it's too late, Hits you when you're down. It's a fool's game, Nothin' but a fool's game: Standing in the cold rain, Feeling like a clown. It's a heartache, Nothin' but a heartache: Love him till your arms break, Then he lets you down. It ain't right with love to share, When you find he doesn't care for you. It ain't wise to need someone, As much as I depended on you. Ah, it's a heartache, Nothin' but a heartache: Hits you when it's too late, Hits you when you're down. Ah, nah, nah! Oh, it ain't right with love to share, When you find he doesn't care for you. It ain't wise to need someone, As much as I depended on you. Ooh. Ah, it's a heartache, Nothin' but a heartache: Love him till yo
Friends
i deleted my family, friends, and soon... fan of's as well... This site is easily like myspace where you start to collect people instead of actually talking and makeing new friends... so now on imma say FU ratings & points... if im going to add you as a friend you must want to be a friend and family well even more... So sorry to all those I deleted... but I'm still here if you would still like to be friends. I've been thinking,... everyone says "fan, add, rate"... well you end up adding them and thats it... most of the time if you try to say a word to them you get ignored. So im puting all my "friends" on notice, if i try to talk and i feel im being ignored, consider yourself deleted... And to those who know they wont and if you read this... do me a favor, save me some time & do it for me. Just Sal...
I Am Here
as i sit here and watch everything you do no trust i have in you, i know of these others i can't take any more of this it kills me damn i let it happen again, secret sites and emails to afraid to let me see or let them know your part of my life, it's okay it will all fall one day something will happen, it always does then your world will crumble to the ground baby boy cause on that one faithfull day i will be gone so go ahead keep your emails, secret sites, ok if you really don't love me then let me know don't keep me around just to hurt and lie to me you say things i don't believe it seems everyday some new lie some new tale something to hurt me so if love isn't supposed to hurt then why me? Robin Kay Ortega Copyright ©2007 Robin Ortega
Pissed Off
So it's 5am. John went out to the bar with his aunt at around 7pm...bars close at 2am. the nigger he cheated on me with goes to the same damn bar... what am i supposed to think? no phone calls, at all! not even after the bar closed, saying "honey i'm at so and so's place" NOTHING! after he promised me he'd be home tonight (which is why i didnt go back to my house) and that he'd call me tonight (which he hasn't done yet)...wtf?! i'm about to call my mom to come and pick me up and bring me home :( i tried calling shelly to see if maybe john called him, but shelly didnt answer (he's prolly sleeping) ...his nan hasn't heard from neither john or his aunt. i dont know what to do... i just wanna go home and snuggle in my bed with my puppy, i miss him. haven't seen him in so long or slept with him curled around my head in what seems like forever.. i'm so depressed... over something i shouldnt be. but thats what happens when your trust gets betrayed, once more i guess...
The Eleventh Hour
At the 11th hour on the 11th day of the 11th month of 1918, the Great War ends. Germany, bereft of manpower, supplies, and food, signs an armistice agreement with the Allies. The war left 9 million soldiers dead and 21 million wounded, with Germany, Russia, Austria-Hungary, France, and Great Britain each losing nearly a million or more lives. In addition, some 6 million civilians died from disease, starvation, or exposure. Today it is a solomn day, a day where we remember soldiers from around the world, who have given their lives in various conflicts around the world. The poppy symbolizes peace and rememberance, as it freely grew in the terrible fields of flanders, as remember by one of the greatest ever war poems In Flanders Fields By: Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae, MD (1872-1918) Canadian Army IN FLANDERS FIELDS the poppies blow Between the crosses row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the
Untitled 2
What more is there to say I am not sure if there is You don't love me the same way The same love that use to sizz Is it another guy or just me You've been acting different Very different to me I am not sure what this has meant I would like to talk I would you see A person to person talk Just you and me I feel like I am holding you back Holding you back from fun If I am holding you back Then do what needs to be done I want to see you Just you alone I think I love you I don't even want a phone
Darkside
Lesbian
Funny
Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that makes you believe that we can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time... A young family moved into a house, next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a couple of dollars. The little
Tongue Kissing
Jordyn
A curious thought I figured i'd share.....if a cat always lands on its feet and a buttered piece of toast always lands buttered side down....what would happen if u tied a buttered piece of toast to a cat's back and dropped it out a window haha sorry to anyone that offends.
He Wishes Me Death
I was just attacked in my shoutbox.. Everyone pleaseeeeeee look at my viewers at a name "angelogabriel" He said this to me... angelogabr...: i need to delete u ....u look fake and u have devil symbols on your profile u r stupid and nasty die bitch Why do people have to be this way? Wishing people death? :( :(
Everythings Happen For A Reason
DON'T SPEND MAJOR TIME W/ MINOR PEOPLE. IF THERE R PEOPLE N UR LIFE THAT CONTINUALLY DISAPPOINT U,BREAK PROMISES,STOMP ON UR DREAMS,2 JUDGEMENTAL,HAVE DIF'RENT VALUES & DON'T GIVE THEIR BACKING DURING DIFFICULT TIMES.........THAT IS NOT A FRIEND. TO HAVE A FRIEND, BE A FRIEND. SOMETIMES N LIFE AS U GROW,UR FRIENDS WILL EITHER GROW OR GO. SURROUND URSELF W/ PEOPLE WHO REFLECTS VALUES,GOALS, INTERESTS,& LIFESTYLE. WHEN I THINK OF ANY OF MY SUCCESSES,I AM THANKFUL 2 GOD FROM WHOM ALL BLESSINGS FLOW,& 2 MY FAMLY & FRIENDS THAT ENRICHED MY LIFE. OVER D YRS MY PHONE BOOK HAS CHANGED. COZ I CHANGED 4 D BETTER. @ 1ST U THINK UR GOING 2 B ALONE,BUT AFTER AWHILE NEW PEOPLE SHOW UP N UR LIFE THAT MAKES UR LIFE SO MUCH SWEETER & EASIER 2 ENDURE. REMEMBER WHAT UR ELDERS USED 2 SAY, "BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK 2GETHER". IF UR AN EAGLE,DON'T HANG AROUND CHICKENS........CHICKENS CAN'T FLY! I LUV D LORD & THANK HIM 4 ALL THAT HE DOES N MY LIFE. YES, I DO LUV JESUS. HE IS MY SOURCE OF EXISTENCE & SAVIOR.
Friends
What can you find to your left or right? I bet you can find this before bed tonight. You can find it here and there You will find this anywhere Many of you might look at the ground But that will be the only place it's not found Have you figured it out yet? Do you know what we're talking about? Friendship is the key This is true for you and me Friends are people that can't be replaces They can take up much time and space So think about what we said to you Think about it when your feeling blue A friend will never let you down And will pick you up off the ground So look to your left and right And say hello to a new friend tonight I wrote this one when volunteering my time at a local 4-H camp. Me and a group of friends were doing something called reflections, which is where the kids get a chance to look back on the day and see what they have learned. Many kids and adults loved this. I hope that you do too.
On Compatibilty
Many people speak of compatibility. I don't think that there are any two people that are the same. I wouldn't want to be someone else or something other than me. I am an individual and am me and not you. I don't think its good to change who we are to be like or please someone else. How boring would it be if we agreed on everything? There would be no fun, no competition, nothing. Just bored of the same old thing and nothing new to grow with. We would have nothing to talk about if you didnt have something of your own. I love the Steelers!! I love Jeff Gordon. But if you did not love the Browns then I would have no fun on game day. Who would i have to harass? Just an example. I need you to be exactly what and who you are. I even like to roller skate.. I don't mind if you don't. I have friends already that do. Make sense? Common interest is important. Its a known fact that opposites attract though. Musical and movie tastes are important with friends and
Help
can any one help me pimp my profile or point in the right direction thank you
There Till The End
Many of you would have seen a bulletin going around about my good friend Count Smokula who is going through a rough time at the moment after his Father was diagnosed with cancer Well we were able to get him into this giveaway where he wins a whole bunch of great prizes. We need 140K comments in total so would really appreciate any help we can get. BOMB THIS! Count dosn't know he is in this giveaway yet as he is with his father. Would love to get a good start on it before he comes back! BOMB THIS! So PLEASE stop by and leave a few comments this would brighten up his day a bit! BOMB THIS! THANK YOU!
Stupid People
Goodbye Friends
I think you are all georgious and wonderful - that being said I am leaving fubar. If you would like to talk sometime hit me up on myspace at myspace.com/ariesram2 . Thanks for sharing the beauty of your life.
Just Stuff
Hello Spirit Bombers I have not been on much the past week, just going though some stuff and Painter has been doing everything and i want to say Thank You for That Painter, and i do miss every1 and i would like to hear from every1 more often and if u have a problem come to me so i can give Painter a break to which he so much Deserves, Every1 right now for this Weekend WE ALL should be helping Joker in Becoming GodFather And there should not be any, any contest unless u come to us first, we need to know what is going on ahead of time. Muahzzzzzzzzzz to all INFARRED
Tropics Sunlights
Singer : Gilbert Montagné Song & Lyrics / Gilbert Montagné Live under Brazil equator Between Cuba and Manila At the summer-time it is easy Take me the hand, come to dance I have sun on the skin I have in the heart a bongo I have in the head a bird Which says you high Come to dance, Under the tropics sunlights the love is told in music One has all the night to like While waiting come to dance I like the Pacific Ocean That does something of magic Has anything to make that to dream Take me the hand come to dance I’ve, between the waves and the sky You will be never again beautiful That this song which calls you Take me the hand come to dance I drew on your skin A palm tree at the edge of the water What one is well, all is beautiful fa mi fa sol do Come to dance, come to dance, come to dance, Ooh, dance, dance, dance, dance, Come dance to dance, come to dance, come to dance Under the tropics sunlights the love tells itself in music There
Dealing With A Loss
On Thursday November 8,at 12:35pm I lost my Dad.I would just like to let all my friends know that I will be back as soon as I get my head straight and come to terms with my loss.My Dad was not only my father he was one of my dearest friends.I was with him right up until the end and I think he knew this when he opened his eyes one last time and looked at me as if to say everything was going to be ok.My Dad knew anytime he needed me I was there for him and as he took his last breath i held his hand and I think he knew I was there for him when he needed me the most. I will always love and miss you Dad. RIP Henry J Kemp,Sr. April 4,1921 - November 8,2007
Just Somethjings
Adults Beware -- New Vaccine Guidelines Released
From Dr. Mercola website....... interesting The Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices, a division of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), has released the 2007-2008 recommended immunization schedules for adults in the US. The schedule includes 11 different types of vaccines for adults, including: Tetanus, diphtheria, and acellular pertussis (Td/Tdap) Human papillomavirus (HPV) Measles, mumps, rubella (MMR) Influenza Herpes zoster (shingles) Key changes in this year's recommendations include: Varicella (chickenpox) vaccination is recommended for all adults that have no apparent immunity to the virus Zoster (shingles) vaccination is advised for all adults 60 years of age and older, regardless of whether they have had a prior shingles episode HPV vaccine is recommended for women over the age of 26, who have not already completed the three-dose series It is recommended that flu vaccination be admin
Men
Voglio un amico reale. Non voglio un inganno un. Ho pensato l'ho amato. Indovino avevo torto. Perché na ciò vede appena. Ho pensato era un'eccezione. Voglio innamorarsi. Fuck I really hate this fucking site. The fucking men are fucking dogs and dont know how to treat a girl. And the fucking women are NUTS!.. I really dont think i have a good enough reason to be on this damn site any more. Im just really fucking agitated right now, and i dont think there is one decent person that is on right now that i can fucking talk to.. fuck fuck fuck...i hate being an angry girl..men look at me like AHH!!! not to mention the jealousy ..i was never jealous in my life...and now i am..where the fuck did this come from.. someone come fucking shoot me. You tell me you love me/ But I see past your bullshit/ You tell me you want me/ But you just want to hit/ You need to just leave me alone/ I'm not gonna pick up my phone/ just leave me alone/ Ass whole I'm not liking your tone/ Don'
Have A Great Weekend!
Sorry it's short but have fun!
Aspca
I recently became members of the ASPCA. I am a animal lover and believe thoroughly in animal rights. I donate each month to help those who cant tell us where it hurts. Please watch this video and get involved and donate each month. Help me help animals who suffer from cruelty and neglect. If you want to get involved and help then please click below: Click to Donate
Bumper Stickers For Women
1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME. 2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS. 3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING. 4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS. 5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES,SEEKS FROG. 6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH. 7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN 8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN. 9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF. 10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN. 11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE... WHO CARES? 12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES 13. AND YOUR POINT IS? 14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT. 15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME. 16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN. 17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP . 18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE. 19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS
Prepare To Cry
YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE You are My Sunshine, My only Sunshine" (Be prepared to get watery eyes!) Like any good mother, when Karen found out that another baby was on the way, she did what she could to help her 3-year-old son, Michael, prepare for a new sibling. They found out that the new baby was going be a girl, and day after day, night after night, Michael sang to his sister in mommy's tummy. He was building a bond of love with his little sister before he even met her. The pregnancy progressed normally for Karen, an active member of the Panther Creek United Methodist Church in Morristown , Tennessee . In time, the labor pains came. Soon it was every five minutes, every three, every minute. But serious complications arose during delivery and Karen found herself in hours of labor. Would a C-section be required? Finally, after a long struggle, Michael's little sister was born. But she was in very serious condition. With a siren howling in the nigh
Where Are They~
sweet so i woke up at 730 to find that literally 200 friends ,exactly..disappeared off my friends list! di di miss the mass bulletin saying delete jiminycricket or wat? guess u showed me
Usmc
Games!!!
You know my girl just posted a blog soooo similiar...I read & rated it all the while telling her how I met a good guy FINALLY....yea well ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!! I joke when I get down about guys & say I'm gonna be just like them - blow up someone's head, lay it on thick, MAYBE even get in their pants & then say FUCK IT BUT in true GUY STYLE I won't actually let them know that I'll just VANISH.....you know Im just curious as to why as ADULTS men can't be honest?? BEFORE any guy bites my head off it's GIRLS 2. Bitches need to be honest 2... Here's my thing BE F-IN HONEST FROM THE GETGO! R u lookin for a relationship, fine...r u lookin for straight booty call, fine... OK I'm not gonna rant & rave anymore heehee ~*U have 2 kiss A LOT of FROGS b4 u find ur PRINCE*~ MAYBE SOMEDAY I will find HIM (OR HER, heehee) *kisses & licks*
When In New York City
This is my first blog and I thought I'd break from tradition here and write about something other some contest or any of the usual Fubar stuff. As a native New Yorker, we sometimes take attractions within this City for granted. And we tend to hear about them but never participate because it is always there for us to explorer later, except later never comes. A few weeks ago a friend of mine decide to take her daughter and husband to see the Christmas Spectacular at Radio City Music Hall and she decide to include the gang (for those who don't know me, it's my small group of friends that almost always hangout together) in this outing. Well last night Nov 9th, 2007, was the night of our outing and I must say it was spectacular and I recommend it to anyone traveling to NYC during the Christmas season. I recommend getting good seats especially if you have kids, something at the orchestra level but forward of the balcony. I don't want to give anything away that will ruin t
My Life
i am here for friends.i am a mom to a beutiful one year old girl who keeps me on my feet and busy i enjoy talking to people and making them laugh i hope you all can make my life continue to be happy and filled with joy well i dont know what else to say except thank you and hope to talk to you when i can.
Happy Birthday Marines
HAPPY 232 BIRTHDAY MARINES, AND ON SUNDAY DON'T LET US FORGET OUR VETS, PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE. Free Comments & Graphics Codes Free Comments & Graphics Codes
Honesty
everyone has there life.. work, home, and social... I am a very busy person. many people have said to me, why r u ignoring me..lol let me tell you all now... i dont mean to ignore anyone.. i have a LIFE.. and it doesnt mean fubar..lmao i have kids, work and school... sometimes i am here and a book is in my face, trying to get homework done at the same time..or i have kids in the shower trying to get in bed, or i am cooking dinner, or what ever.... maybe i am not a good multi-tasker..lol but please know that i dont ignore you, i just have tons going on in my REAL life.... my kids and home life come first..... muwahhh's to all who read..... lmao to me honesty is the best policy..I try to be as honest as I can be whether it hurts me or not. I dont have anything to hide and I can rest my head at night and be proud of the person I am. sometimes I find people lie for silly reason, because they got a speeding ticket and cant tell the wife..lol or because they had a few to many t
Congratulations Fubar You Have Done It
Sunlight & Darkness
Sunlight rips us apart and darkness binds us yet again. My languished soul re-awakened, this creature calls me out. Moonbeams light you from behind Silk hides none of your charms. Kitten's robe drops to the floor My heart is moved to disarm. This sexy Angel, sharp teeth and all spites me with her glare. But I know that for evermore you're mine, and I will not share. Given over, you blend into me fear gives way to lust. Always and ever, the driftwinds together bring promises of a new dark upon us. No one shall own you, nor covet you, you're mine. no one shall feel your touch. I want you, I need you, they shall not be for their blood becomes my wine.
The Virgin
The Virgins
This virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * * Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * * At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. * * * * * * * * * The pharmacist tells the boy to be wise and make good choices, then the boy left and headed off for his girlfriends house. * * * *
Do You Remember?...
CHECK THIS OUT... "Hey Dad," one of my kids asked the other day, "What was your favourite fast food when you were growing up?" "We didn't have fast food when I was growing up," I informed him. "All the food was slow." "C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?" "It was a place called 'at home,'" I explained. "Grandma cooked every day and when Grandpa got home from work, we sat down together at the dining room table, and if I didn't like what she put on my plate I was allowed to sit there until I did like it." By this time, the kid was laughing so hard I was afraid he was going to suffer serious internal damage, so I didn't tell him the part about how I had to have permission to leave the table. But here are some other things I would have told him about my childhood if I figured his system could have handled it: Some parents NEVER owned their own house, wore Levis, set foot on a golf course, travelled out of the country or had a credit card.
Congrats To Joker On Becoming A Godfather
EVERY1 DID A GREAT JOB IN LEVELING JOKER TO GODFATHER TO THE NEWEST GODFATHER--WOOOOHOOO Joke®s Wild™ - ۞ The Blogz You Love To Hate ۞ - ViPeR Pit FoUnDeR - Married to DJ Lacey@ fubar
Virginia
come check out VIRGINIA'S FINEST... http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=51786 hope to see you there
Stress
Girl Meets Boy
So what do you think? Here’s the situation: Girl meets boy. They date for 4 years and then marry. Stay married for 14 years. Before marriage both worked hard toward the same goals. During this marriage there have been ups and downs, like most marriages have. Girl works hard. Boy barely ever works. Girl worked full time job and a part time job while going to college to get better job and have a better future for their family. Boy still barely works and complains about not enough money. Girl gets better job. Boy decides it’s okay to stay out at night or leave for hours during the night while girl goes to bed early so she can get up in the morning to work and support her family. Girl thinks boy is having an affair (gone without reason, money missing in bank account, etc.). Girl tries to be better wife so boy will want to stay home and be with her. During this time (the last two years) girl has told boy she is lonely and unhappy. Girl was very honest and blunt about her feelings
And Than It Was Winter
And it's winter before we know it.... You know, time has a way of moving quickly and catching you unaware of the passing years. It seems just yesterday that I was young, just married and embarking on my new life with my mate. And yet in a way, it seems like eons ago, and I wonder where all the years went. I know that I lived them all... And I have glimpses of how it was back then and of all my hopes and dreams... But, here it is..the winter of my life and it catches me by surprise... How did I get here so fast? Where did the years go and where did my babies go? And where did my youth go? I remember well.. seeing older people through the years and thinking that those older people were years away from me and that winter was so far off that I could not fathom it or imagine fully what it would be like... But, here it is...my friends are retired and really getting gray...they move slower and I see an older person now. Lot's are in better shape than me...
Ripper Realizing Mistake Asking Forgiveness From The Community
hey fubar community. over the last month i have ripped pictures from a few of the ladies.excuse me approx. 12 ladies. while asking permission and receiving permission from some i did not ask all for permission. to the few i didn't ask, I AM SORRY. and as well, apoligize to the community. when only a few will get upset, it still breaks the trust people have in everyone out right and subconsiously.how can we call each other friends if there is no trust. any uncomfortability felt is on me and nobody but me. no longer without permission will it happen!!! ricky read this in my "touchstones book" Be able to be alone.Lose not the advantage of solitude. ______Sir Thomas Browne Lonliness and solitude are very different things. When we are lonely,we feel sad about being alone. But when we are in solitude, we have ourselves and can be at peace. Many of us have had so much pain in our relationships that we often feel lonely. Or we may have been so frightened of being
Help My Level
TO ALL ME FRIENDS AND EVERYONE OUT THERE I JUST LOST MY UNCLE THAT I LOVED VERY MUCH. AND I ALSO LOST MY MOM 9 YEARS AGO, I AM WONDERING SOMEDAY WILL I EVER SEE MY LOVED ONES AGAIN OR IS IT JUST A FRONT. LET ME KNO WHAT YOU THINK
A Lil´ Bit Of Everything
Favorite Poems That Really Touched My Heart From Other Poets
© By Judy A. Jones There is a long road ahead of me In this life, But still, I'm aware That the road behind me extends Far longer. There are times in our lives When we take stock of those things Which shaped us; Those things which we allowed To create us. I am such a crossroads. I don't like to admit it But I still feel so much discomfort In my Heart For things that seem to be so far behind me. I've grown weary of trying And still, I try. I've grown tired of the distance And still, I reach out my hand. I've grown fatigued at the cold And so, I put on my warmest sweater And I trudge forward through the deepest snows. Is it ego alone that brings me to this place? And what of the other things That life has offered up? Do I face the challenge undaunted? I think so. There is a great purpose In the knowing that I have found. Still, I am left with the ashes. Those scattered reminders Of the fire that once burnt so deeply I
Just Do Not Know
New Stuff
Hello and welcome to FuBar, I'm just stopping by leaving you some love. You may find it bit confusing on here at first so if you need any help just ask. Enjoy and make loadsa new friends, but don't forget to add me as one because I just love new friends & fans. heres a tip for you incase you don't know already. people who rate 9 or less are classed as downraters/haters/losers. nobody likes them on FuBar, some members even send out a bulletin to all their friends telling them that they have been rated less than 10, then their friends go to the downraters profile, rate 1's then blocks them etc. so the moral is, even if you don't like what you see, either rate everything 10 to save any grief lol or just don't rate at all and move along. also people who fan you prefer to be fanned back by you in return. rating peoples profiles & pics,making friends & fanning people all helps you with points so you can level and do more things on here like add more photos and fan people. B:you li
Help Wanted
Must be a good typist and be good with a computer. Successful applicant must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer. A short time later a lovely Black Labrador retriever dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it, whined and pawed the air. The receptionist called the office manager. He was surprised, to say the least to see a canine applicant. However, the dog looked determined, so he led him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on a chair and stared at the manager expectantly. The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you must be able to type." The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to quickly type a perfect business letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager, gave it to him, then jumped back up on the chair. The manager was stunned, but told the dog, "That was fantastic, but I
My Thoughts
With every breath I take, I pray it is my last. Something's taken over I long for death & fast I'm tired of my feelings I keep burried deep inside I want something more than these pothetic tears I cry Something to end the pain that hangs over me Something quick & painless Something to set me free Make the voices stop I try to silence in my head Maybe they're the reason I'm wishing I was dead They won't leave me alone, always mocking me Why won't they go away, and just let me be ? Something's gotta give 'casue I can't take this shit Life let me go, I'm breathing my last breath Goodybye to those I know & the few that gave a fuck Death comes to all It happens & it sucks Can you dry the tears I cry & capture the horrors i dream each night ? Save me from my morbid hell ; free me from my fucking shell ? Each day I wake, is this life ? I close my eyes & roll the dice Wanting the end to come right now Please God take me... somew
What 4 Animals Do You See After Sex????
YOU'LL SEE... 2 TIRED ASSES 1 WET KITTY AND 1 DEAD COCK. PASS THIS ON OR NO SEX FOR YOU FOR 3 YEARS...
Ask The Milf
Stupid As Stupid Does
(13 May 1998, New Jersey) There's apparently not much to do in Long Branch during the long May evenings. A 51-year-old man decided to satisfy his fantasy of robotic love by seeking sexual gratification with his vacuum cleaner. Most men would think twice before poking a valuable organ into a vacuum, but this optimistic fellow had no qualms about the safety of his intended course of action. And using a vacuum cleaner had the appealing aspect of tidying up his mess after satisfying him. Our horny hero didn't realize that the suction on his hand-held Singer A-6 was created by a blade whirling just beneath the hose attachment, adjacent to the collection bag. His search for pleasure was cut short seconds after he stuck his penis into the vacuum and the blade lopped off part of his penis. With a sense of loss, he staggered to the phone and called police. He told them that he had been stabbed in his sleep. When police pointed out suspicious evidence, the victim claimed not to remember the i
Great Friends
I never dreamed that love could be What our love has become I'm not sure where it began But I do know that it will never end It is more than a feeling or just words It is a heart change that changed who I am and who I will become Your love completes me Thanks again Rabbit! I love this one as well! :) Believe What Is There, To Believe In During Life, Nothing Lasts, Aside From Strife, Life May Perish, Life May End, Our Soul We May Give, Our Soul We May Spend, But Our Love, That Eternal Flame, Will Never Dim, Will Never Change, It Will Forever Last, When All Other Lights Leave, For You Light My Life, You Make Me Believe. Rabbit Read my poetry they r in blogs Rate fan and add me@ fubar With Love To All... ~ AngL once upon a time... there was a beautiful queen named AngL she went walking in the enchated forest and found a magical lumberjack named skip he then took his magical axe and whisked you away to maine where you met up with a guy
Im Still Alive!!!! Lol
*does a happy dance* yep got the net back...woohoo woohoo *dances in her chair* lmfao so i have ALOT of catching up to do...just bare with me and give me some time to catch up with everyone...have missed ya guys bunches! hope all has been well with everyone since ive been gone! *hugs and luvs* Blessed Be Juniper420 Yep im still alive and out here....no net though for the time being...so getting on the net is a bit difficult at the moment....Hope all is well with everyone and look forward to having the net back again soon and catching up with you all...Im goin to upload a few pics...Miss ya guys!!!! Blessed Be Juniper
Seen And Heard
The bouncer id checks have gotten so vast that many people aren't even bothering to rate or comment anymore. We have posted numerous bulletins on this, all to no avail, I say we make a visual presence also. If you feel the bouncer should be elimated.... Change your default pic to the bouncer as I have done a few others. Something needs to change or fubar is going to lose a lot of members :( not to mention money. Please if you are in support of this, creat a bully, make a blog pass the word to all your friends and fans. Thanks
Come On Let's Rally Folks!!
The bouncer id checks have gotten so vast that many people aren't even bothering to rate or comment anymore. We have posted numerous bulletins on this, all to no avail, I say we make a visual presence also. If you feel the bouncer should be elimated.... Change your default pic to the bouncer as I have done a few others. Something needs to change or fubar is going to lose a lot of members not to mention money. Please if you are in support of this, creat a bully, make a blog pass the word to all your friends and fans. Thanks
My Definitions
If you don't have anything nice to say. . . be specific. The art of making things special. The rule for being sarcastic is; "Only if you weigh 150lbs or more."
Other Things
You will need to add Cannibal ~ Rockin Rack Contestants Needed@ fubar to vote, but that's cool, she's cool....lol Don't forget Voting Starts 3AM est/12 AM Pacific tonight and voting is open then until Sunday. That gives you plenty of time...so vote..lol. Voting is by comment. Make sure and read the above rules. I'm not gonna bug people to do this so this is the only time I will ask. Will you please go here and rate my tattoo. That is all .. Good bye!
Friends
To anybody who needs A friend! My Promise If you've got secrets you want to tell, We can talk all day long. If your dreams get broken somehow, I'll remind you that you belong. If you need some place to hide, You can hold my hand for a while. If your sky begins to fall, I'll stay with you 'til you smile. Whenever you need some space, There's my room - you can take it. If someone breaks your heart, Together we'll unbreak it. When you feel sad or empty inside, I'll show you you're not alone. If you get lost out there, I'll come and take you home. I'll go with you somewhere else, When you need to get away. And when nothing seems to be going right, And you need a friend...I'll stay
Belt Or No Belt
(5 January 2005, Nebraska) In September of his senior year at the University of Nebraska, 21-year-old Derek wrote an impassioned declaration of independence from seatbelts for his college newspaper. Although "intrusive and ridiculous" seatbelt laws saved 6100 lives a year, according to statistics from the U.S. Congress, Derek concluded with the statement, "If I want to be the jerk that flirts with death, I should be able to do that." Derek "was a bright young boy, a 4.0" majoring in five subjects and planning to attend law school. He was also smart enough to tutor friends in subjects he didn't even take. But good grades don't equate with common sense. Derek was returning from a holiday in San Antonio, Texas. The driver of the Ford Explorer and his front seat passenger both wore seatbelts. Only Derek was willing to buck the system, sitting without a seatbelt in the back seat because, in the words of his newspaper column, he belonged to the "die-hard group of non-wearers out there
Vip
hi everyone!!!!! i hope you all are doing well, and having a great saturday :) im feeling a bit hung over today after last night...i didnt really drink too much; it was the combo i drank. started off with a couple red beers then moved on to a couple shots of goldshlauger(sp?)and then back to another beer. not the best combo of drinks. my tummy was not pleased. anyhow...everytime i drink too much i wake up at the crack of dawn, and cant get back to sleep!! im so tired, but alas...so i decided to buy myself a vip. :D i thought it would make me feel better, and it has! lol :D now i can upoload even more pictures! yay! and i can give away 11s! keep an eye out for my blogs, cause i will be giving 11s to people who comment :) also...i have room for 25 more family members. i havent decided yet how im going to choose, but i will let you know. more news...i have decided to join another one of kristan smiths contests. i was in her first 2 and i won both, so im going fo
Not Too Bright
Late 1989, Australia) A rather impressionable student of kung fu listened with rapt attention when his instructor dramatically informed the class, "Now that you have reached this level in your training, you can kill wild animals with your bare hands!" The martial arts trainee took the statement as gospel, and headed to the Melbourne zoo to test his mettle with the wildest animal of all: the lion. In the dead of night, he slipped into the zoo, leapt into the lion enclosure, and engaged a suitable king of the jungle in combat. He would probably have lost a one-on-one fight, but he never got to try. His naive fight plan didn't account for the enthusiasm of the lion's pride for a tender intruder; nor did it give sufficient weight to the possibility that his instructor didn't know what the hell he was talking about. Zoo employees found his remains -- two arms and hands -- the following morning, with shreds of red fur grasped tightly in his fingers.
Just Gettin Started.....
Well I am new to this site and am still learning the ropes. I see it is like a lot of other sites, except it is has more adult content. I am 36 and I live in North East Texas. I am a country type of guy. I was raised that way. I love workin on cars. I enjoy friendships and I enjoy having fun. I believe in happiness, if you dont have it find it. I guess I am old school when it comes to life and values. Well enough about me, I want to here about all of you......
Awww Heartfelt....
Words cannot begin to express the deep sense of loss and grieving one must go through to lose a child in such a horrific manner. Sometimes, when one person is missing or lost, it seems as though the whole world has been depopulated. At 3 months old, Alijah James is larger than life, and his passing has struck a chord in the hearts of everyone who has followed him since before his birth. The gift of life is always magical, and a time filled with wonder, as are the early years of a baby's life. To have that stripped away from him at such an indefensible, early age, is unfathomable. None of us know what happened that morning, and perhaps we may never know. We know that a baby died Tuesday morning for no earthly reason. We do not know the true dynamics of that morning. We do not need to become a lynch mob in attack of a man whom the police have not named a suspect in his death. Nobody even knows if TJ Mullis is dead or alive. At this moment in time, we know NOTHING, other than the worl
~!~christmas For Our Soldiers~!~
When doing your Christmas cards this year, take one card and send it to the address below. If we pass this on and everyone sends one card, think of how many cards these wonderful, special people who have sacrificed so much would get. When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please include the following: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue,NW Washington,D..C. 20307-5001 God Bless America!
Rednecks Bar
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What A Joke!
OK THIS SUCKS I JUST GOT STUCK HERE ON THIS SITE FOR 25 MINUTES WITH BOUNCER FLAGS NO JOKE I WAS TRYING TO RATE TWO PAGES AND EVERY TIME THE BOUNCERS CAME UP THIS WENT ON OVER 50 TIMES UNTIL I SIGNED OUT AND REOPENED A NEW BROWSER I GOT IT ABOUT ANOTHER 5 TIMES BEFORE THE FUBAR BOUNCERS ALLOWED ME TO THE PAGES WTF!!!!!!!!! BABY J THIS SITE SUCKS MORE AND MORE EVERY DAY THE FUN HAS GONE FROM HERE AS I AM SURE A LOT OF PEOPLE AGREE WHAT USED TO BE A RELAXING AND FUN PLACE HAS BECOME NOTHING MORE THEN A HINDRANCE AND ANNOYANCE SO I SAY ITS THEM OR US EITHER BOUNCER CHECKS GO (OR BECOME LESS OF A PROBLEM) OR I AM OUT OF HERE I CAN STILL CHAT AND CATCH UP WITH MY FRIENDS ON OTHER SITES EG FACEBOX, MYSPACE, NETVIBE, IMUV ECT OR EVEN THROUGH MY OWN WEBSITE WHICH YOUS FUCKS WONT EVEN ALLOW ME TO POST THE URL TO TALK ABOUT NAZI RULE OR WHAT!!!!!! SO HITLER OH SORRY I MEAN BABY J! ITS TIME FOR SOME CHANGE HERE OR I CAN GUARANTEE YOU! THE NUMBERS WILL DROP. PLEASE IF YOU AGREE W
The Mothership Has Landed
Have a great rocking weekend, sweet friends !
Dominique
SINCE HEAVEN HAS BECOME YOUR HOME I SOMETIMES FEEL I'M ALONE; AND THOUGH WE NOW ARE FAR APART YOU HOLD A BIG PIECE OF MY HEART. I NEVER KNEW HOW MUCH I'D GRIEVE WHEN IT WAS TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE, OR JUST HOW MUCH MY HEART WOULD ACHE FROM THAT ONE FRAGMENT YOU WOULD TAKE. GOD LETS THIS HOLE REMAIN REMINDING ME WE'LL MEET AGAIN, AND ONE DAY ALL THE PAIN WILL CEASE WHEN HE RESTORES THIS MISSING PIECE. HE'LL TURN TO JOY MY EVERY TEAR WITH THOUGHTS OF OF I HOLD SO NEAR, AND THEY,LL BECOME MY SPECIAL WAY TO TEASURE OUR REUNION DAY.. BUT UNTIL THAN YOU WILL FOREVER REMAIN IN MY HEART.. THIS IS DEDICATED TO MY BABY GIRL WHO PAST ON NOV 9TH,2006 LIFE IS LIKE A NEWBORN BABY STRUGGLING TO COME OUT OF IT'S MOTHERS WOMB,LIFE IS A STRUGGLE TRUE ENOUGH,BUT AFTER ALL THE STRUGGLING YOU HAVE DONE,AND AFTER ALL THE HELL YOU HAVE BEEN THROUGH THEIR IS SUCCESS.. LIFE IS NOTHING BUT A BIG STRUGGLE, BUT JUST KEEP FAITH AND FOCUS ON YOUR GOALS .. DONT LET LIFE BEAT YOU OR YOU WILL BE WALK
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These Are Touchy Ones But I Cant Hide I Feel Sometimes
Last For everything there must come a last. A last minute, a last hour, a last month, day, or year. A last drink, a last coke, a last tequila, scotch, or beer. A last love, a last heart, a last kiss, hug, or rage... Or even the last words written on a page. But the worst last thing is your last breath because what is to follow will surely be your death. **************************************************** In My Mind Somewhere in my dreams tonight I'll see you standing there You look at me with a smile "Life isn't always fair" You say you were chosen for his garden His preciously hand picked bouquet "God really needed me, That's why I couldn't stay" It's said to be that angels Are sent from above I've always had my angel My brother - whose heart was filled with love Wherever the ocean meets the sky There will be memories of you and I When I look up at that sky so blue All I see are visions of you "While there's a heart in me, you'll be a
No Internet
Well I hit poor street USA, but I am going to school is that still poor? No job, lot of bills and running out of time. Maybe a hooker? No I'll still be poor. STEAL? No I have no guns. Drugs? Now thats a thought, but I have no money to buy to get started. So I'm fucked. see ya!!!
Vietnam Veterans
Don McLean - American Pie PLEASE PLAY AS YOU READ Dear America, I have fought long and hard defending everything you take for granted. While I watch my brothers and sisters of all races die on a daily bases, you continue to push your petty differences of skin color and sexual preference to the point of riots and protests. Yet my brothers and sister see no colors at all when it comes to defending your right to do nearly as you please, it goes unnoticed by most. Speaking of protests why is it that you constantly protest in our defense about a war you know nothing about? You bitch and complain about the war and Iraq, yet when we moved to blow craters in Afghanistan you were all for it. Its the same fight, different location, believe it or not. Yet we are the ones fighting, we are the ones dying..Why are you speaking on our behalf anyway? We speak for you. While you go to your jobs and come home to hug your loved ones and kids..We fight for you. But I just love how you get y
November 10th, 1775, Happy Birthday Devil Dogs
The Marines Prayer Almighty Father, whose command is over all and whose love never fails, make me aware of Thy presence and obedient to Thy will. Keep me true to my best self, guarding me against dishonesty in purpose in deed and helping me to live so that I can face my fellow Marines, my loved ones and Thee without shame or fear. Protect my family. Give me the will to do the work of a Marine and to accept my share of responsibilities with vigor and enthusiasm. Grant me the courage to be proficient in my daily performance. Keep me loyal and faithful to my superiors and to the duties my country and the Marine Corps have entrusted to me. Make me considerate of those committed to my leadership. Help me to wear my uniform with dignity, and let it remind me daily of the traditions which I must uphold. If I am inclined to doubt; steady my faith; if I am tempted, make me strong to resist; if I should miss the mark, give me courage to try again. Guide me with the light of truth and grant
My Life At Large As Strife
you do not know what I shall bestow and my life is a blur what can I say.
Rules For Non Military
Sunny Days
i walk along this old broken path the sun shining upon my face one last time an itch inside me tells me tells me its my time a soft summer breeze kisses my skin reminding me of the golden days when love was frail when love was blind in another time another place i dream of your face beaming from the sun the glow of perfection alone i stroll on a sunny day cause sunny days is all i have left remember what you have embrace it by the shoulders sunny days
Dear Sergeant
Good Reading
The Wooden Bowl I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now. A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year - old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth. The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. "We must do something about father," said the son. "I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor." So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner. Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl. When the family glanced in Grandfather's d
Head Games
I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF GUYS PLAYING HEAD GAMES! WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO GROW THE HELL UP AND REALIZE THAT US WOMEN ARE NOT PLAY TOYS. STOP PLAYING WITH OUR MINDS AND TUGGING ON OUR HEART STRINGS...WE HAVE FEELINGS TO. WHY CAN'T GUYS JUST BE HONEST AND TELL WOMEN ALL THEY WANT IS TO GET IN OUR PANTS AND THATS ALL....RIGHT LADIES!!! WE ALL KNOW WHAT THEY WANT...AND THEN IF YOU DON'T GIVE IT TO THEM THEY ARE MOVING ON TO THE NEXT ONE. THEY TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR JUST TO GET IN YOUR PANTS AND THEN IF THAT DON'T WORK...WELL IT'S SCREW YOU AND ON TO THE NEXT ONE THAT WILL. TIME FOR THE BOYS TO GROW UP!!!!!
Does Your Name Fit You?
Shannon ~~ S :makes people laugh H: fricken hott A: HOT!!! N: easy to fall in love with N: easy to fall in love with O: has one of the best personalities ev N: easy to fall in love with A: HOT!!! B: Amazing kisser C: good kisser D: makes dating fun. E: can kick ur ass!! F: crazy people love you G: loves to laugh and smile H: fricken hott I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: crazy L: very good kisser M: has gorgeous eyes N: easy to fall in love with O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: a animal lover R: has a nice ass S :makes people laugh T: Smile to die for U: is very sexual V : not jugemental.. W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: can be funny and dumb at the same time Z: loved by everyone
Aint There None Left?!?!
Damn...Where in the hell are the REAL MEN at? Aint none left now a days or what? I had my share of fake ass nigga's tryna be somethin they aint, Fake ass mofo's...WTF...Where all the GROWN MEN at?...Come and holla atcha girl!!
Im In A Picture Conteset
PLEASE GO FAN ADD AND RATE THIS COOL ASS GUY BRIGUY proud member of HOTT AND CONFEDERATE BOMBERS@ fubar AND THEN LEAVE LOTS OF COMMENTS ON MY PICTURE [ fubar.com photo: 488242773 ]
" Life "
IN LIFE WE GO THROUGH , LOVES . LOSSE'S , CHANGES . ALWAYS EXPECTING LIFE TO BE SIMPLY BUT, NOT ALWAYS THE SAME FOR PEOPLE. NOT WANTIN TO BE IN PLACES WHERE WE ARE. SO, WE ALL GO THROUGH THE MOTIONS OF WILL DO THIS OR THAT AND GO TO A DIFFERENT PLACE , DIFFERNT PLACES AND SCENERY. IF THAT WAS THE CASE , I WOULD OF STAYED IN COLORADO SPRINGS , WHERE I WAS REALLY HAPPY ! AND SETTLED WROTE BY CHERIE 9/02
Mumm Strike
I'm officially on mumm strike. No, I'm not protesting all mumms or all mummers. I'm merely pointing out the people on my list who want me to vote on their mumms and then ignore mine. I love the mumms and most of the mummers, but this is bullshit. So, be warned, if you are on my list and you don't contribute to my mumms I will be calling you out in yours. I'm not saying everyone should vote on every mumm, but if I make the effort to vote on yours, you could at least show me the same amount of respect. The people who do comment but rarely vote are still ok. I'm an attention whore and it hurts my feelings to be ignored. So to my good mummer friends, I love you all. To the others, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKS.
'' Wish's ''
" IF THERE WAS ONE WISH " I COULD " WISH " FROM NOW UNTIL THE DAY I DIE AND MY WISHES WOULD NEVER COME " TRUE " GOD HAS GIVEN ME " THREE BEAUTIFUL SON'S " AND TOOK ONE HOME AT 24 YRS . THAT WAS NOT A WISH , BUT A SHOCK ! ALL MY WISHE'S ARE NOT IMPORTANT NOW AND WILL NEVER BE . " SO IF THERE WAS ONE WISH " THAT MY SON'S WILL FIND THE HAPPINESS AND LOVE THAT IS MEANT TO BE . WROTE BY CHERIE 8/30/02
Life
LOVE .vs. LIKE Never leave the one you [LOVE] for the one you (like) because the one you LIKE will leave you for the one they LOVE the one you LIKE will give you goosebumps; the one you LOVE will make you laugh and send shivers down your spine. When the one you LIKE cries, you feel sorry for them; but when the one you LOVE cries, you cry for them. True Love Doesn't Have A Happy Ending BECAUSE True LOVE Never Ends tonight your true LOVE will realize how much they love you. Maybe . . . We were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe . . . When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe . . . It is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been
Remember
Is It Nothing to You? Lest We Forget ... On the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month ... Although he had been a doctor for years and had served in the South African War, it was impossible to get used to the suffering, the screams, and the blood here, and Major John McCrae had seen and heard enough in his dressing station to last him a lifetime. As a surgeon attached to the 1st Field Artillery Brigade, Major McCrae, who had joined the McGill faculty in 1900 after graduating from the University of Toronto, had spent seventeen days treating injured men -- Canadians, British, Indians, French, and Germans -- in the Ypres salient. It had been an ordeal that he had hardly thought possible. McCrae later wrote of it: "I wish I could embody on paper some of the varied sensations of that seventeen days... Seventeen days of Hades! At the end of the first day if anyone had told us we had to spend seventeen days there, we would have folded our hands and said it co
11th
At the 11th hour on the 11th day of the 11th month of 1918, the Great War ends. Germany, bereft of manpower, supplies, and food, signs an armistice agreement with the Allies. The war left 9 million soldiers dead and 21 million wounded, with Germany, Russia, Austria-Hungary, France, and Great Britain each losing nearly a million or more lives. In addition, some 6 million civilians died from disease, starvation, or exposure. Today it is a solomn day, a day where we remember soldiers from around the world, who have given their lives in various conflicts around the world. The poppy symbolizes peace and rememberance, as it freely grew in the terrible fields of flanders, as remember by one of the greatest ever war poems In Flanders Fields By: Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae, MD (1872-1918) Canadian Army IN FLANDERS FIELDS the poppies blow Between the crosses row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the
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Blonde Jokes(i'm Blonde Too)lol
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy, coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for Indecent Exposure. As he is locking him up, the Sheriff asks him, "Why in the world are you dressed like this?" The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road, when this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her, and so I did... We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt, so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants, so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts, so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of hot and sexy and says, "Now go to town, cowboy... And so here I am." Blonde Men do exist. Frogs - $20 A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she
Help
Jojo's Musings
I guess this is what makes the most sense to do when things get heavy in the coming year... Don't hate me cause i'm lonely Don't hate me cause i'm chained Don't hate me when i say, i had a debt to pay Just know that just as You, i have my cross to bear For when i tell You something there was no one else with whom to share Don't hate me cause i'm aching Don't hate me when i'm breaking Don't hate me when i tell You, i don't know who i am For when these truths are shared, it's You to whom i ran SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Queens Disoriented Are DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and.......... PARANOID: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me. PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I
Jokes, Good Bad And Indiffernt, What Your Call?
After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver," Would you please take your seat so we can leave?" "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and now that I'm Pope, I'd really like to drive today." "I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning. "Who's going to tell? Besides, there might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope with a smile. Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph. (Remember, he's German.) "Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads t
Men
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. The world is your urinal. You never have to go to another gas station because this one's too "icky"..... Same work ... more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood, ALL the damn time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind. You can kill your own food. You get extr
Make It Stop
Just when I think I have all my feeling hidden away, or ripped out, someone finds another one, tweaks it a bit, then slowly pulls it out of me, while I watch in agony. Sometimes I just want to run away, leave everything behind and just go!! I guess I have to much honor to do that to my kids, good for them, hell for me. Will this ever end, do I have a sign on me that says, "Hurt me I like it"? Sometimes I don't know if I should pray that this completely destroys me or not. I've come to terms with the fact I will never be happy again, but why do I have to live in pain for the rest of my life?!?!? Some people think at least pain is a feeling, well I would rather just be numb!!
Friendships Are The Best
New to the world, you came and gave me a chance. Hessitant you were, not knowing how it would work out, but something got your attention about me that got you to take that chance. After a single conversation, you decided to turn back around and headed my way again. Not looking for nothing but just a decent conversation that I once used to have with others, you smiled and asked me how my day was and how you can make it better. So sweet and not judgemental, I told you my feelings and all you did was listened and said you would be a true friend to me. Enjoying our conversations, we became more trustworthy of each other and now like a brother/sister relationship, it has been enjoyable and know its not the end of the world. Far away but yet so close, the family I have here enjoys your company and the teasing continues. You are very wise, straight forward, hummorious, and a great imagination, I feel that I have known you for years. As the rpg continues, laughter of seeing one another, and vo
Effin' Princess Speaks....
If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do? 1) Go back to sleep 2) Slap me 3) Cuss me out 4) Push me off the bed 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) Fuck me 8) Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops lol Repost with the title IF I WAS IN YOUR BED!!!!! and see how many people want you in their bed...you might be surprised by the answers you get back make sure you repost this.....
Family!
I have a friend in a contest. Please help! First 10 to reach 20,000 comments gets a Vip/blast. she has 4000 comments and only needs 16,ooo more! If anyone is bored and needs something to do, please come by and leave some comments! Thank you, Jennifer click on picture below:
Fellow Fubarians
hello all.kk its that time again.for those of u that dont read bulletins if it seems like im lurkin around your page or stalkin u then dont worry.im not.im just checkin & makin sure i rated & fanned u.did u rate & fan me? if your not on my friendz list plz feel free to add me :) ~Dre@meR~ as if u didnt know (d)
A Poem To Me
Your Day To Be Queen I'm seventeen now, I'm getting older, that doesn't mean I can't cry on your shoulder, You're still my mother, there is no other, I'll always remember how hard you tried, to make me grow up with dignity and pride. You'll mever know how grateful I am, that you tried to help when I was in a jam. If you don't know how much you mean to me, from now until I die, in my heart is where you'll be. HAPPY MOTHERS DAY, LOVE THURMAN
Thoughts When My Son Died
TORREY , ITS NOT GETTING EASIER SINCE YOU HAVE BEEN GONE. I LOOK AT " YOUR STAR " UP THERE AND WISH YOU WERE HERE. YOU " WERE A SPECIAL ANGEL " GIVEN TO ME FOR 24 YRS AND OH HOW , I ENJOYED WHAT WE HAD FOR THAT TIME , I JUST WANT TO HOLD YOU AND TELL YOU " HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU " AND TELL YOU THAT MOM HASN'T CHANGED , AND SAY I'AM MORE " COCKIER " THAN EVER . AND I TELL IT , LIKE IT IS . BUT YOU KNEW THAT ALREADY . ALL I HAVE IS " MEMORIES OF YOU " YOUR SMILE , YOUR SOFT VOICE OF YOU WHEN YOU TALKED , AND SO STUBBORN JUST LIKE ME. TORREY I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU SON , AND IF GOD WAS SITTING ACROSS FROM ME , , I WOULD TELL HIM , THANK YOU GOD FOR LEANING HIM TO ME . OH GOD , WHEN WILL IT GET BETTER . I'AM FAR FROM "PERFECT " AND " DEFINITELY " NOT " ANGEL " . I THOUGHT MY MARRIAGE WAS " BAD " THIS WAS BEYOND WHAT WAS DONE TO ME WHEN I WAS MARRIED . THE VERBAL ABUSE , ,PHYSICAL ABUSE , MENTAL ABUSE DOES NOT COMPARE TO WHAT WAS TAKEN FROM ME . THE CHILD THAT I CARRIED AND RAISED AND LOV
Contest Tonight On World Rock Radio
Click banner to enter lounge GET CREATIVE WITH CRAIG!! From 6:00pm EST until 8:00pm EST send the most creative picture you can to DJ Craig that has DJ CRAIG ROCKS MY WORLD in it somewhere and receive a CORVETTE for 1st Place, a 64 IMPALA for 2nd Place, or 10,000 FUBUX for 3rd Place. All entries will also be featured in the World Rock Radio newsletter. Email your entry to brokendownbravery@yahoo.com What station ROCKS you 24/7? Gives you a place to hang with the best friends around? Entertains you with the BEST LIVE DJs in the industry? Challenges you in a great poker league? What station has the most going on for their fans? ONLY WORLD ROCK RADIO BABY! Click banner to enter lounge (repost of original by '~CSC~ WRR Army - why buy the whole pig when ya just want a lil sausage?' on '2007-11-10 14:10:39') (repost of original by 'MissEvil~Taken By and Forever Engulfed in Warlox's Eternal Flame ♥~' on '2007-11-10 14:13:32')
Help A Friend
This a good friend in a contest and looking to join a family when the contest is over in 6 hours. Drop by, give a rate,add a comment or 2 and show some luv. She helped me in my 1st and only contest like a wild one. LOL She will be there if you need her....jc PS just click on the pic and leave some luv
Kids
I have 2 children.. One is 3 and one is 1.. I love them both dearly.. As for the father he has not seen my 3 year old which is adopted out now since she was about 6 months old.. The same guy is the father of my 1 year old which is with my dad.. He has not seen her since she was 2 months old.. Now he is coming around and wanting to see them and I don't think that he deserves the chance to know them.. So am I wrong for that or should he have the chance
My Infertility, Pcos
Hello. My name is Lori and I have PCOS. For those of you who don’t know what PCOS is, here is details about it. My story with my infertility is in my other blog. PCOS is a condition in which a woman’s ovaries and, in some cases the adrenal glands, produce more androgens (a type of hormone) than normal. High levels of these hormones interfere with the development and release of eggs as part of ovulation. As a result, fluid-filled sacs or cysts can develop on the ovaries. Because women with PCOS do not release eggs during ovulation, PCOS is the most common cause of female infertility. A woman's ovaries have follicles, which are tiny, fluid-filled sacs that hold the eggs. When an egg is mature, the follicle breaks open to release the egg so it can travel to the uterus for fertilization. In women with PCOS, immature follicles bunch together to form large cysts or lumps. The eggs mature within the bunched follicles, but the follicles don't break open to release them. As a
My Struggle To Have A Baby
Hello. My name is Lori and I am living with PCOS. For those of you who don’t know what PCOS is, I have explained it in my 1st blog. I decided to write this blog to see if there are any others on here going thru what I am. Unless you are in my exact shoes you can not fully understand the situation. You can not understand all the full blown heart breaks. I say this because if you have children, there is no way you can fully understand the pain of trying to have children for so many years to just keep coming up with failed attempts. Here is my story. I have been married to the same man for 19 years. We have wanted a baby from day one of our marriage. Needless to say, we are still without child. Most people tell us to adopt. That is a great option, but that still isn’t the same as having a child of your own. Feeling that child grow inside of you and having that child be a part of you and your spouse is something you can not get from adoption. Over the years I have tried 1 or 2 cycles of
My Butterfly
You started as a catapillar eager to blossom Not afraid to eat or show who you are No care in the world or thoughts of pain You go into a slumber and then a deep sleep Saving your energy to make a change You awaken, a burst out of your shell A cleaning, a stretch and then the spread of your wings You take your first flight and come to me with all of the freedom and choices to make you chose to use those wings to fly into my heart A beautiful, delicate, and precious butterfly that is so amazing Why me, I'm just a nobody when you can have whomever you want I know deep in my heart without a doubt I love my butterfly from here to eternity Thank-you my dearest butterfly you have given me hope and life.
Hey There!
New here, and I am having a really hard time getting all this, if I didn't have ADD before I joined I do now!
Story From Street
The boy went oily train rails. He houlding in his hand a stick. Whit that stick he mixed papers which had fallen from the hazeltree. Sometimes he pressed a few papers as a ball,and smelling them. They smell better than guick glue and mouldy mattresses. His name is NIKITA. Pretty,blonde.blue eye boy. The legs of the big men,s trousers hampered the progress,because his legs were stick;s thin. The pockets were full of stuff. He has plastic bag the contents of which were unknown. Nikita was lucky,he found one hazel. He put that in the pocket. The vote of the pipe of the train made him step a side. Nikita was not so special.One of those poor kids on the sreet. Passer-by who is like a shadow. This not his first day on the sreet. Behind him is allready..year at approved school and another year sreet life. Two times 365 days...and all that only minus. Everything was begin when his father left his family. Father just get bored those kids who cry all the time,just dont
Have You Ever Wondered
HAS ANYONE EVER WONDER WHY COUPLES AND MARRIAGES ARE BREAKING UP ? MARRIAGES ARE FAILING BECAUSE " THE VOWS " MEAN JUST WORDS , AND THEY NEVER SAT DOWN AND SAID EACH ONE AND THOUGHT ABOUT THE MEANING . TO THEM THEY ARE WORDS AND THAT IS ALL . EACH VOW HAS A MEANING AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN LIGHTLY . YOU CAN GO WITH SOMEONE FOR YEARS GET MARRIED AND REALLY STILL DO YOU "KNOW THAT PERSON YEARS TO COME ". " THOUGHT I HAD THE " GREATEST GUY " LITTLE DID I KNOW THE REAL PERSON COME YEARS LATER . MY VOWS I TOOK SERIOUSLY AND GOT A DIFFERENT REALITY . WROTE BY CHERE 8/31/02
Druggie Ex
Ok so I'm kinda pissed off. I used to meet guys on line and they never worked out. So about 6 months ago I get introduced to a guy who is friends with my neighbors. He was definitely a hottie...all american looks, blonde hair blue eyes nice body...an electrician. So, after a couple of months of flirting around we decide hey lets try this dating thing. And we did. Of course we had to deal with his schedule. His company sends him out of town a lot. But he always called me...every night. But things started to change. The first was when he cancelled our date because he was stoned. I knew he drank and smoked pot. Back in the day he did hard core stuff but he cleaned himself up with the exception of pot. Even that he didn't do all the time though. So anyway, he knew I didn't like him smoking pot and he would chose to get high and cancel dates with me. Ok so now my family throws me a surprise 40th birthday party. He's supposed to bring me. He had to work late but he promises me(af
Keys Of Desire
a friends of mine wrote this for me. i just wanted to share with my friends Keys of desire -------------- Words on a screen Burning passion Sleep deprived Battle ends in hiatus Letters falling from the screen Like rain of autumn Words spoken Vivid echoes, insanity Awoken in the morning Keys in the face Vague memories are trace Of yesterday's dance with you Looking around Evidence to be found Of this new born flame Dissipates in evanescence Waiting now your presence Confirming what might be Just a blurry memory Of those words on a screen by Beniot Bellemare inspired by Debbie (Leggz)
Oh No
Here I sit all broken hearted Try to shit and only farted A little later took a chance Tried to fart and shit my pants
My Son Is Talented
Your Day To Be Queen Mother's Day is your day to be queen, this gift was given to you when you were seventeen. First came Megan, she made your life complete, oh wow was'nt that sweet. Then came Rose, she gave you a new start, giving her away ripped out your heart. Finally came Thurman, that would be me, thank you mom for loving, not one, not two, but all three. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, LOVE THURMAN
I Found My Cuplets
I HAVEN'T SAT DOWN IN A LONG TIME AND WROTE , MY FEELINGS AND THOUGHTS IN 2 YRS . AND TO START WHERE I , LEFT OFF IS NOT SO EASY . SINCE 2 YRS HAVE PASSED ALOT HAS HAPPEN , SOME " GOOD " SOME NOT . THE PAST IS THE " HARDEST " MY MARRIAGE A JOKE , AND TRYING TO MAKE IT WORK AND NOTHING IN RETURN " BUT ABUSE " MENTAL , PHYSICAL , VERBAL AND THE " BOYS " BEING DONE TO THEM TOO. " SO " IT GETS "BETTER " WHEN ? IF YOU MET SOMEONE TOTALLY DIFFERENT ? BUT, CAN YOU " TRUST " SOME DON'T EVEN KNOW THE MEANING , I'AM SO " WITH A WALL " AROUND " ME " BECAUSE , I DON'T " WANT THAT HURT AGAIN " . AND THE WALL IS SO UP THERE THAT ITS REALLY HARD TO LET IT DOWN . AND ALL THE " FUCKED UP " PEOPLE AND MARRIAGES ARE NOT LASTING . EVERYoNE " LOST " THE REAL MEANING OF THEIR " VOWS ' I BELIEVE WHAT " GOES AROUND " COMES AROUND " JUST A MATTER OF TIME . ( FOR SURE ) . I WOULD LOVE TO BE ON A ISLAND AND WHITE SAND , DEEP BLUE CLEAR WATER AND JUST FORGET . BUT, OF COURSE THAT WOULD BE " REALLY TO EASY ". SO
Marines' Hymn
From the halls of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli, We fight our country's battles in the air, on land and sea. First to fight for right and freedom, and to keep our honor clean; We are proud to claim the title of United States Marine. Our Flag's unfurled to every breeze from dawn to setting sun. We have fought in every clime and place, where we could take a gun. In the snow of far off northern lands and in sunny tropic scenes, You will find us always on the job, the United States Marines. Here's health to you and to our Corps, which we are proud to serve. In many a strife we've fought for life and never lost our nerve. If the Army and the Navy ever look on heaven's scenes, they will find the streets are guarded by United States Marines.
Otherworld Creature Of The Day
Abchanchu: Bolivian Vampire The abchanhu pretends to be a kindly old man who loses his way. His well-meaning helpful victims are either stricken with a fatal disease or are sucked dry of their blood while they are asleep. When we are young, we are told fairy tales - about evil witches, mostly older women, and wishes that lead to disaster; about magic gone wrong and full of dire warnings to not stray from the straight and narrow or else terrible things will happen. These things sink into a young child's neurology and there they stay, and there they sleep, and there they wait until the moment comes when an adult might want to make a wish, but all of sudden and seemingly from nowhere, there's fear. There's doubt. There's confusion. Bad things happen when you make a wish ... don't trust that genie in the bottle ... magic leads to no good in the end ... And that's a magic reversal in action, old programming that is just the same as brain washing or cult control, but here the cult is the Sp
...ummm Hello?!
& I'm ready to wait! is it sad that I love Miley Cyrus??? I do its funny. So today..DEPPER training was like "sweet" in a sense..actually I sat there & was showing everyone at the station amazing videos lol ...man I love this shit. I don't know where the cute boy shorts I got last night are :( someone should...yeah...let me know lol cuz seriously FUCK i'm not of sound mind right now...
Remembrance Day
In Flander's Fields In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below. We are the Dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved and were loved, and now we lie In Flander's fields. Take up our quarrel with the foe: To you from failing hands we throw The torch; be yours to hold it high. If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, tho poppies grow In Flander's fields. Liet. -Col. John McCrae Poppy Poppy we are but children small, We are too little to do it all. Children you may do your part. Love each other is how you start. Play without fighting. Share your games and toys. Be kind and thoughtful, To all girls and boys. Remembrance Day We wear a poppy On Remembrance Day, And at eleven We stand and pray. Wreaths are put Upon a grave. As we remember Our soldiers brave. Little Poppy
The Black Cauldron
There are some who find comfort in the shadows, Who strive to comprehend the mysteries, Who find solace in the silence of a winter night, Who sing softly to the crone. We are the Dark Pagans, children of the Dark Mother. So often darkness is associated with evil. Since the term evil has no place in a nature-based religion, we Pagans are forced to look beyond such stereotypes. Evil is a human term. It begins and ends with us. A tornado is not evil, yet it is destructive. Fire can be used to benefit life or destroy it. Nature is neither good nor evil; it simply is. It follows no moral code and has no internal motive. Only humans, with our complicated set of emotions and intellect can justify such categorizations. Death, destruction, chaos... these are essential driving forces within nature. Life feeds on life; destruction precedes creation. These are the only true laws, and they are not open to interpretation. When Pagans anthropomorphises nature into something good and loving,
A Poem Written For A Long Lost Friend Of Mine :(
Life is so unpredictable... At one time, everyone, and everything together, happy as could be, the colors: vibrant and unscathed... Now, reality is dim, at least for me, you have forgotten so it seems... I thought we were best friends, I thought we were close, I thought that you cared, Wishful thinking at the most... We both are cold, stubborn, & scorned, No one forgives, our lives continue, separate. My pain turns to anger my anger is unleashed no one understands what I am going through. Life goes on, brutal, or not. Denial, sadness, tears, and anger wonder, thoughts, memories, laughter, knowing you, I will never have any regrets...
My Mom
please pray for my mother she is in the hospital at morris i have no further ideas of why she is in there except they took her off a pain patch and gave her pills, well shes doing pretty bad, and needs prayer. she has diabetes to explain some things thanks for your time
Ideal Relationship - Ideal Partner (for Me)
No You Cannot Read...private For A Reason
the hot water washes over her bruised and bitten skin she looks to me for help she wants to hide behind me again like so many years ago i scream at her because she can't see past her own reflection she is jealous but of what... she does not know burning with a fever shaking with a pain she names all of them...one by one some of them bring a smile to her face a few bring tears to her eyes and she laughs all in the past i tell her all in the past she says 'fuck you'...its the past i can't get over i cannot pity her she doesn't want to be touched maybe not even loved she hates me because i am her.
Friends
Just wanted to say thankyou to all my friends for their advice on my mumms and just for being my friends. Thankyou
For You.....
Why R Looks All That Matter To Some People?
First of all let me tell everyone, just because girls have meat on their bones, does not mean that they are any less loveable than the damn barbies of this world. Big girls are the best lovers, and wives. And for any men who fail to see this, well you are just blind. I will be the first to tell ya'll I am not a barbie bodied beauty.Hell I am not even pretty, never have been, never will be. No I am a big beautiful woman though, and I love me. I get lots of people who talk to me like I am just a blob of fat, and they do this because that is how they see me.I get lots of people who treat me like I am a piece of shit, well that I am not either. Well those people are nothing to me. I do not ask that everyone love me, but you should respect me first as a woman, then as a human being. I do not judge people by how they look but by how they treat me when I speak to them or IM them. I have feelings just like every other human being on this earth. And another thing, why do people come on my pa
Explicit, Be Aware... Letter To Santa
Dear Santa, I haven’t written to you in a while. Well, years actually. It’s not because I didn’t think about you but I thought you’d be busy with all the children in the world. As an adult, I didn’t want to bother you.... Oh and by the way, thank you for the doll when I was five. It was just what I wanted. Anyway, lately I’ve been feeling a little neglected. I know you’re busy and I know you probably don’t think adults need you as much, but, well, Santa, I do. For a long time now, there has been something that I really want. Something important enough that I’ve finally sat down and decided to write my Christmas letter to you. I hope you can get this. It’s not a doll. It’s not a bike. Nothing your elves can probably help you with. No, Santa, what I want is special. Here goes... Santa, I want a lover. A hot, sensual lover who will make love to me all night long, never get tired and be concerned about my pleasure first and his second. I know this is an unusual request, so I’m pre
Contact Me!
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Come Give Us A Kiss
- Get Your Own
Starting Fresh
The week before New Years eve I thought I was spending it with someone new. It turns out I spent it with my ex. Life always amazes me, just when you think things are one way they turn out another. My ex wants to start dating, he says he loves me still and wants to try and have a new relationship. Since I still love him I have to take this chance at a second chance. Hopefully this time it will work out. I have taken the first step in staring a new life and concentrating on me and my son. It is time to let go of the past and move forward.
10300 To Godfather
Im not giving up ..Help get him too GodFather. I know he dont have much too rate..Thank you too everyone that has help him get this far.Have a nice evening. -Rich-@ fubar
Whats The Dealeo?
Message: Would you kiss me? [ ] With Tongue [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe:} Would you makeout with me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already have ;) Would you sleep with me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay [ ] Ugly! Would you love me? [ ] To death [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] As a friend [ ] Already do Do you think I'm a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No I look like.. [ ] A player [ ] a wife/husband [ ] One time thing [ ] Next bf/gf [ ] A friend [ ] A friend with benefits [ ] A possibility [ ] A loser [ ] A stud If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather.. ?? [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Friends [ ] Friends with benefits [ ] marry me [ ] fuck me [ ] give me head/eat me out. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [
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have become Comfortably Numb Trickling down my forehead a drop of sweat moistens my lips falling from my nose the smell makes me sick wishing i was dust and i coudl fall to the ground forgetting whats above beneath and all around trying to catch my last breath before im joined by my neighbor death holding on to whatever else is real in my own skin im left to squirm and sqeal take it away as soon as you can take it away ill be your biggest fan Damn you, you devilish soul you try and try to take me whole i wont let you i wont id rather be a wimp and cry so dont even think twice before you come close just walk away and my lyrics wont become more verbose ive had it with your ignorance they say that a little bit is bliss arrogance is just the same except from you they are both lame stubborn as a door nail they say I reply, "no". stubborn as a stale corpse lying six feet beneath our feet constant pain ailing your body all crys for help are answered by nobody. what
Battlin_albright
Just what I need... another ridiculous web addiction. Plus, I think this site scares me a little. Someone hold me.
Fan,rate,make Me Your Friend So That We Can Level Up You Do Me I Do You
come leave me some gifts
It's Nothing Really
are better than sleeping pills. Got some free tickets and dragged the girl to the philharmonic, accidentally an hour early last night. So we drank kiosk margaritas until it started and I along with quite a few elderly men nearby was nodding off as the second half had barely started. Had a really great time anyways and laughed the whole way home. I love her. Even if she looked nonplussed at my pilfering the old folks cough drops.
Dreaming And Waking
The body is the shore on the ocean of being. -- Sufi I just woke up. hehe Was it all a dream? It's time to sleep and dream in the rain. Everything washes away. I'll wake anew. There's but a whisper of your warmth in my bed. I wish for it to be a loud scream of extacy.
A Mother's Love.
love is enduring and patient and kind, it judges all things with the heart not the mind, and love can transform the most commen place into beauty and splendor and sweetness and grace... for love is unselfish, giving more than it takes, and no matter what happens love never forsakes, it's faithful and trusting and always believing, guileless and honest and never deceiving.... yes,...love is beyond what man can define,,, for love is immortal,, .....GOD'S GIFT DEVINE.... A mother's love is something that no one can explain,,,, It is made of deep devotion and sacrifice and pain,,,, It is endless and unselfish and enduring come what may for nothing can destroy it or take that love away,,,, it is patient and forsaking, and it never fails or falters,,,, even though the heart is breaking.... it believes beyond believing when the world around condems, and it glows with all the beauty of the rarest,brightest gems.... it is far beyond defining, it defies all ex
Daily Ramblings Of Morbid
Yesh, im on cam so if you want to see add me on yahoo morbidxprincess OK, what are your guys problems, i've gotten so many comments/shouts saying how i'm a fatass, yes, i know i'm big but does it really matter? yall have been infected by the media on what real beauty is. i love me. i love being big, i have curves :P. the problem with skinny bitches is they take it to heart and let it get to their head like they are the ones who can rule the world just because they are skinny and hot. MANY BIG GIRLS ARE SEXY AS FUCK! my best friend is big, and god damn is she sexy. its stu[id how guys only think with their cocks, most of them only go for the skinny hot chicks, not big/curvy beautiful girls. personally, i'd rather stay like i am instead of being skinny, whats the point in changing for people you're never gonna see, fat is just a three letter word. it doesnt mean that your ugly, dumb or not nice, i'm sorry but big is beautiful and for all you who dont agree with me FUCK YOU, GET YOUR F
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I Know You Like It..
You know you want my tongue between those lips of yours running it up and down your pussy You know you like it, specialy when your juice runs down my chin and I lick it up with my long tongue licking round that tiny assshole of yours all the way deep in your hott box I slip my tongue curling my tongue inside you deeper, faster pressing it against your clitoris circling your clit slowly sucking on your inner lips sucking your lips like you suck my cock do you like MyPrecious licking your thighs next to your pussy Trailing my tounge all around your lips and the best part is MyPrecious? do you know? I CAN DELIVER WHAT MY MIND THINKS sit back watch as I stroke my cock are you watching Precious I know how you like to watch Daddy touch your lips, for Daddy suck on your fingers like Daddy likes his cock sucked do you like what your mind invisions MyPrecious I can make it hotter do you feel any wetness in your pussy i want you to feel my dick inside your mouth feel m
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Keep Your Head To The Sky
Master told me one day I'd find peace in every way But in search for the clue Wrong things i was bound to do Keep my head to the sky For the clouds to tell me why As i grew, and with strength Master kept me as i repent And he said Keep your head to the sky Keep your head to the sky He gave me the will to be free Purpose to live his reality Hey, and i found myself never alone Chances came to make me strong To step right up and be a man 'cause you need faith to understand So we're saying for you to hear Keep your head and face atmosphere Keep your head to the sky So the clouds Keep your head to the sky So they can tell you why, lord Keep your head to the sky Surely, the clouds are gonna tell you why Gave me the will to be free Purpose to live his reality and i found myself never alone 'cause chances came, they came to make me strong Hey, to step right up and be a man you need faith to understand So we're just saying for you to he
The Best 80's Music Around
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Universal Love
Up and down around the world we go Nothing has shined so bright as Your love Been shown the best of love that man could show Nothing has felt so right as Your love Now I could see if all these words I speak were only from myself (Not just me, everyone feels the same) But everywhere i go the record shows (They keep talking about you) These are the sentiments of someone else (How your love won't ever change) So I feel justified to stand eye to eye and say the things i do About the greatest charity the world ever knew You're a universal love Somebody, I believe (Somebody said, said i believe, He's all that i need) And you've proven to me You're a universal love (You've proven to me) All over (All over the world, feels like love to me) All the love i need In the street around the beat I searched And no one I found so kind (so kind), as Your love In the heavens above or underneath the Earth Not another one so f
Comeon Girls!!
Why wont anyone addme or talk to me even the ones that r on my friends list does it matter what i look like I was a great ball player when i was in school i still keep up with working out n playing sports i still got a nice cock so what seems to be the problem no matter what site it is I cant seem to get anyone to add me or talk to me I seen girls with such ugly friggin losers who dont work out or nything so tell me what is it what do i have to do with my personality and everything I should easily have lotsa girlfriends. Yet online i dont I even had this one bitch block me before for no reason what a bitch her loss
The Day And Life Of Me
COME ON BY ~H3ll-r3v1s1t3d~Bar Where The Fun Never Ends And The Music Rocks!!! ~CLUB H3LL-R3V1S1T3D HELL WILL NEVER BE THE SAME~              i am a normal guy i lie all sorts of stuff i do have a wonerfull woman and a son so i have alot of time to do nothing but care for them so thats me thanks all lol
Fake Ass Friends
Friends
"A Friend" (A)ccepts you as you are elieves in "you" (C)alls you just to say "HI" oesn't give up on you (E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts) (F)orgives your mistakes (G)ives unconditionally (H)elps you (I)nvites you over (J)ust listens to you (K)eeps you close at heart (L)oves you for who you are (M)akes a difference in your life ever Judges (O)ffer support (P)icks you up (Q)uiets your fears (R)aises your spirits (S)ays nice things about you (T)ells you the truth when you need it (U)nderstands you (V)alues you (W)alks beside you (X)-plains thing you don't understand ells when you won't listen and (Z)aps you back to reality whats minnie w/out mickey? whats tigger w/out pooh? whats patrick w/out sponge bob? whats me w/out YOU???"
Bomb Me!!
dont know why i bother helping out people to level.cuz when i need help noone is around or dont help me.so when you need help think about it...are you helping them out too? please help me level up.. i seem to be stuck here hehe so please rate and comment the hell outta me!! spanks for your help :)
Marriage
can someone tell me how you get married on fubar. i'm trying to post a salute so i can level up but fubar wont let me saying it is not the right kind of type. the pic is the same type as all my other pics. what do i do. someone please help me.
If It Weren't For Bad Luck.....
Ever have one of those days.....well, mine is lasting far too long, 2 weeks. First I broke 2 bones in one foot and a toe in the other foot. Then, I got put on a new nerve blocking pain med, which I am "intolerant" of, so I was having 3 or 4 days of feeling weird and confused and having some short term memory issues. I ended up spending 5 hours in the ER on Thursday. Dazed and confused and with low blood sugar. They put one of those oximeter readers on my finger, and it must have been contaminated, because now I have an infection in my finger and went back to urgent care today. The infection has entered my blood stream and my finger tip is swollen twice it's normal size with a red streak that goes halfway up my arm. The antibiotic they gave me is a pill that is as big around as my pinky and half as long. When will the madness end?!?!?
Enlightenment
As i sit in the darkness, dreaming of days soon to be. As i close my eyes wishing for time to stand still. As i open my heart to let the flood pour in. As i open my arms to draw you in closer. As i wrap myself within you, becoming one. As i breathe the very breathe which keeps us alive. The darkness turns to light. My eyes open to see you there now. My heart is filled with all you have to offer me. Your arms wrapped around me aswell. Your body entwined with in mine. You breathe with me in unisone. All because you Love Me.
About Me
Its simple Love me or Hate me.. I am not fake or into Games Looking for that Guy to sweep me off my feet. Im simple a love note will do me just fine instead of a gift its the words from the heart that matter most to me.. I have three great kids and my oldest if married.. Im 35 will be 36 in Jan. I have lost 200 over the past three years and Im loving life and everything in it. Im as true as you can get I dont play games or Cheat. when I find mister Right he will know it he will have my heart and soul...FOREVER
Ball & Chain
Hay all who know and love "Country Boy" Mario and I will be soon married. Just thought we would spread the good news a little faster through a message for all. ~LOVE YA ALL WE DID IT.... Were married now..... 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Birthday:. HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. Would you ever ask me out? 5. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 6. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 7. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 8.Would you walk on the beach with me? 9. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 10. Do you/have you talked about me? 11. Do you think I'm a good person? 12. Would u take a nap with me? 13.Do you think I'm cute? 14. If you could change anything about me -would you? 15.Would you dance with me? 16.Would you come over for no reason just to ha
Taking One Day At A Time
Well for the most part the worst of the Child Custody, visitation ordeal is over. It actually went real well. For the last 3 1/2 yrs. I have taken care of my daughter with no help from her father. Well the Dept. of Child Support Services finally caught up to him and nipped him in the bud. Well of course things got ugly and when my daughters father started demanding time with her well, after 3 years it just wasn't going to happen. SHe went through alot of trauma, behavior and emotional issues which is NOW stablized after my non stop effort with help from family....to get her there. So needless to say...he has agreed to what I presented to the mediation, meaning he will go with what the therapist and Psychologist recommends as in a re-unification program and will stick to it no matter how long it takes. He will have to start with letters first, short supervised phone calls, then if that works out without disrupting my daughter then he may start having supervised visitations. I will rem
Enjoy It Embrace It Discard It Proceed
...If something you never knew you had dissapears, do you miss it? I think i'd love you if we never even met, my heart would have felt those same butterflies, but, without cause, it would even have felt heavy on a sunny day. When is the right time to let go? When you say you let them go, truely let your self be convinced you actually had and then you find other things but still they aren't gone; what now does that mean? How do you know which things, which decisions are mistakes and which "mistakes" are just the ones that are simply making you that stronger person u need to be and getting you where you need to go? When is the right thing to you actually the right thing? And even more importantly, how can you tell when it's not?? Isn't it interesting how things periodically change; people you thought would be in your life forever, the ones you couldn't ever imagine being able to live without gradually are replaced? People change, styles... change, && maybe over time even hearts chan
My Love, My Life
The one person who can put up with me. I work insanely long hours, I have 3 daughters, the oldest not that much younger than her. I don't know how she does it half the time, but thank the maker that she does. It's not as if I couldn't survive without her, but would I want to................ I love you Cheryl I never realised how much time has passed, since my baby was born. She was such a tiny thing. I remember that I could hold her in one hand. Then a little time has passed, and allison was born, she was as small. My heart belonged to these little girls. I thought my life was full complete and couldn't get any better. 2 years after allison was born, along came abby. My world was rocked again.. How can one man be so blessed............. My marriage failed while I was in germany.....my life ended. I waundered through the rest of 90's. I had no direction. I met Guen and was reborn....My life had meaning.............I found a new life and the son I always wanted
Rant
No Country for Old men isnt playing near me. And it wont be playing near me anytime in the future. The two part episode of Star Trek "The Menagerie" isnt playing near me. During Halloween,The 3d version of Nightmare Before Christmas wasnt playing near me. When smaller films like Micheal Moore's Sicko and Farenheit 911 open,they dont play near me.
Gods Perfect Creation
While I'm stuck wonderin if this could be true, This man, could he really be my ever lasting Boo. He's just a friend but yet always on my mind, I dont want to lose him for a man like this is hard to find.. To keep a smile on my face all i have to do is say his name, He's God's Perfect Creation, for whome belongs in the Hall Of Fame.. The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, > I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. > My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, > My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. > Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, > Transforming the yard to a winter delight. > The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, > Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. > My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, > Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. > In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, > So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. > The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, > But I opened my ey
Club Oasis
Come on and hang out with DJ ANGER and the crew.
Godfather To Be!
Please help a good friend of mine and a great guy to Godfather. It's alot I know but with help we can get him there. Ty for any help you can give. :) " Archangel "the "Brat Prince"@ fubar
Angels Blogs
ok where do i start grrrrrrrr.... well to start with we have found out that fubar well it was cherrytap at the time have blocked the optus server as someone from Australia caused alot of problems for the site... the only problem is that half our country uses that server thus the rest of us are having problems even getting to the site to sign up it actually took me 3wks to sign up on this site and ive had problems since... i have to sit and turn my modem off and on till i get an ip address that gets through the server blocking and that can take hours even days... i have sent many emails to the site about it spoken to them in the support lounge, even private messaged bouncers that are ment to know about it and recieved nothing back... i have many friends that ive invited that can not get to the site at all... there is also another member that hasnt been able to get on in 2wks he changed his net speed which then put him on the optus server (the one thats blocked) and now hes not been abl
Happy Birthday Marines!!!
Its weird cause I got a letter a few days ago from the Marine Corps asking me to come back.... It was weird cause it sounded like they were trying to say that the job that I did wasnt finished...... needless to say I was a bit peeved when it said that..... o well Semper to all the men and women in service before and today. CHEERS!!!!
Yet Another Poem.
How is it you know so much of me? You look in my eyes see right in my soul? You kiss my lips and take my breath away? You touch my breast and make me shiver? How is it you can just say what you want from me and make me hot? So hot I want you? Want you to make love to me? Oh yes make love to me. Give me all of you. Let me see you, smell you, feel you, taste you. How is it you know what I want without me saying a word? Were to touch me? How to kiss me? What to say? I can't help it I want you inside of me. Looking in my eyes, whispering in my ear. How is it your on my mind all the time? How you slide in and out of me making me wet, making me moan, making me holler? How is it your beautiful eyes tell me so much? What you want? What you need? How is it? This emotion that I have for you, something so deep and so pure my heart almost aches for you. This passion I have for you, this desire to please and pleasure you, your mind, body, and soul. Something so strong an
True Friends
Why is Gas Prices so high! This fucked up bull shit! Have to spend almost same amount in gas as i do for a house payment. Somthing not right!!! True friends are someone that u can set down and talk and tell them anything. Friends are people who will stand behind u when u need help. Friends are there when u need a helping hand to lift u off the ground. So if u have a good friend just tell them how much they mean to u. Don't ever lose your best friend because they don't come easy. Just tell them how u feel about them.
Im So Cunfused
so i did the myspace and found a couple crazy ass people. so my friend steph invited me here and its great. ( iv meet one that might be nutty but i like her) but i didnt think i would find another me. but i did and every thing she types draws me closer to her.if she was down the street from me i would woo her till she said yes, i made this known to her and she says the same thing about me. shes not down the street. shes not in another state,but rather the other side of the danm globe. and just as shes got me on lock down she takes atrip leaving me lonely and lost. i found the girl that best fits me and yet is so far out of reach. is this gods way of telling me to lower my standders and settle for what i can get closer to me? is he telling me im not so danm uniquic that chicks should try to get to know me?have i tried too hard, just to find that my kinda girl is not likely to just show up on my doorstep? i need to think this one out. if you think you have a salution to my quary just hit
About Ravyn!!!!
As most of you know, my other half's account was unjustifiably deleted, well he is back and I am asking you all to PLEASE help him get back into the swing of things. Any "Love" shown will be returned ( within reason...lol ). Thank you all for taking the time to help him out. Sniper___@ fubar Well after 4 days of eating hospital food and dealing with the hustle and bustle of the hospital, Ravyn is FINALLY home. Her daddy and I are exhausted, but ever so grateful that she is doing better and back home where she belongs. I have to make this quick, but here is a little note about what's going on. Some of you already know, that our 2 year old was brought to a Ft.Wayne hospital Friday night. She spent a little over 24 hours in the pediatric ICU, but has now been transfered into the regular Pediatric unit. She was critical but things are starting to look up. I will be at the hospital with her until she is discharged, being that the hospital she is in is about 45 minutes from home. I will
Lovely Friend
SAYING GOODBYE Hey People! Hope everyone is doing fine...well i just thought I'd let u know that i will be leaving this site soon due to my personal life and I need to take care of things that are very important to me and I have thought this over many times and came to the conclusion and fact that I dont need to be on this site if i am in a relationship at all...this isnt for people who are in relationships at all to my opinion. So i want to thank you all for helping me out on here and giving me vipz/blasts...fu gifts etc. I appreciated everything. I want to say i have met very nice people on here but I am doing this for myself and just wanted you to know the situation!! I will be deleting this account when my VIP runs out!!! Last but not least I would like to say to the ones who I have met in R/L and the ones who i just became good friends with that I will miss you on this site and wont forget you!!! SPECIAL THANKS TO THE FOLLOWING NAMES BELOW WHO I HAVE BONDED WITH SINC
What Is The Meanning Of Life
When I ask this I dont want people to say that the answer is 42 that is something that I can not handle I am looking for an answer with meanning. So I sit in front of my computer screen after I started a Mumm. And I listen to all the hits one right after the other. It gets to be kind of deafening, boom, boom, boom. I am not complaining though the first Mumm I did only had 12 views and 1 vote.
Love At First Site
Happy Birthday To My Daughter Amber A.k.a (insanepeaches)
Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA insanepeaches@ fubar Go Go AMBER ! It's your birthday! We're gonna party! It's your birthday! Go show this great friend Some awesome birthday luvin! insanepeaches@ fubar
I Would Kill Any Guy That Did This To My Girl Or Any Woman
if u read this all then nothing will happen to u ONLY if u report this. If u dont then just read all of it and ull find out. Guy:"Lets have sex right now." Girl: "Can we do what?" Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl: "Um.....no." Guy: "Why?" Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......." Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell." Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy: "I'm not special to you?" Girl: "You're my friend. That's all." Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass....... Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh. Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.". Guy: tries to kiss her. Girl: screams, "Would you stop." Guy: continues trying. Girl: moves to the back seat Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.
L0v3 Is 0v3r Rated
Guy’s should know the truth 1. Size doesn’t matter as long as you know how to work with what you have 2. Bragging about your size is not cute. Makes u less attractive. 3. Girl’s love when you hold there hand and when you don’t want to let go. 4. When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind 5. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around 6. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games 7. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever 8. When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back, but she’s scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever 9. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply 10. When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand 11. When she wants a hug she will just stand there 12. When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 yea
Randy^h^h Random Thoughts
This was inspired by the photographs in PacificSister's "Beach Life" folder. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= The ceaseless, rapid change of the ocean The slow change of the hills The swaying of long grass in the breeze The stars in an outback sky Gazing upon them empties my mind, and draws me out of my body They set me free The line of a leg, or a neck The shape or colour of an eye A glance, a facial expression The curve of a waist, a back, breast, buttocks, or a smile These invoke a desire that is beyond the physical The playfulness of puppies, kittens and all baby animals Watching as they discover their bodies, and how to use them As they discover the world, and how to interact with it Brings back the joy and wonder of youth The sharing of food, drink, and laughter Spending hours deep in conversation Or relaxing in pleasurable silence Make my life fuller The way music echoes and amplifies emotions Or ho
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My 1st Blogg Lol
heres me newest blogg lol novemeber 10th 2007 well where do i start im now single well have been for just over a month now didnt really see it comming as such, but when you feel something aint right you have to do something about it, so i did its funny how much people change and you think you know them but you realise you just dont know them at all well thats life and by my age i should know that by now so for me ive had me fill of relationships as such, but im not bitter not by any means just realised theres more to life than washing someones dirty pants and socks hehe also ive met up with me old mate jason ive known him since i was about 11 may be 12 so its well good its like ive got me big brother back now, he see me profil on my space and thought it was me and of course it was and im still as nutty as ever so he says lol another good thing is ive got back in with me mates wendy,jo,jenny,angie,leigh just makes you feel guilty you have turned your back on them for so lon
One Brush With Death
Just Another Fucking Blog, In A Sea Of Fucking Blogs
I was on this forum about DIO (yes friends Im a DIO fan) and this guy posted these responses whether RJD was Satantic or Christian. They were all originally 10 posts on a forum that I ran together See if you catch what I caught feels about Religion... how he feels... almost... but not quite... he belives in Jesus... but not in Jesus... huh... Cool i find that impossible... Rolling Eyes Religion is a Virus... Jesus was a Teacher... a carpenter... the one who died... Metal is... a Cross... i was Born in the Church... 3 or 4 times a week... for 18 years... so... why is Dio... the Best... (Beast) at Rock... i lived it... had too... i saw Crimes... that would make your skin crawl... After... all i have been thur... why is Dio... a Metal God... because... he puts the Devil... on his Album Cover... he put... Evil... in most of his songs... Dio carries a message... a Sword... most dont understand... After All the Dead... (a Book i once R
Misc.
if u read this all then nothing will happen to u ONLY if u report this. If u dont then just read all of it and ull find out. Guy:"Lets have sex right now." Girl: "Can we do what?" Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl: "Um.....no." Guy: "Why?" Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......." Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell." Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy: "I'm not special to you?" Girl: "You're my friend. That's all." Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass....... Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh. Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.". Guy: tries to kiss her. Girl: screams, "Would you stop." Guy: continues trying. Girl: moves to the back seat Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.
Just Loving This Site.
I love this site very much,because you can add a lot of people and new people on here too,you can sure do a lot of fun stuff on here just as well,I think some times that this site is better then myspace some times.I guess we just make the most of this site.Who ever came up with this site sure did well, but some times you really have to pay for some things on here too just as well.For everyone out there do the best that you all know how to do this and keep up the good work,thats the cool thing about this site too.
From Shell
Blast
Hey friends, i'm in need of a blast, could you help out this sexy lady....muah
Freakin Love
Until We Meet
Friends Over Seas
well now the count has went up for the number of friends i got in iraq and that is 2 1.) spc. danny howell of the united states army currently serving in mosul iraq who has been there since nov 1 of last year will be comin home in decemeber of this year his mos a combat medic.... 2.) spc .curtis peayyt of the united states army is goin to serve in mosul for the next 15 months he also happens to be a combat medic for his mos - aka job title so to all of our troops out there i just wanna say thanks and be safe sn take care of each other cause in a place like that you aint got friends family all you have is one another take care of yourselves and come home safeand much respect to you all
Lost Faith
Death Of Dreams
For My Friends
THIS IS A GREAT GROUP OF PEOPLE SO SHOW THEM SOME LUV....I KNOW THEY WILL RETURN THE FAVOR...THERE ARE JUST SOME OF THE GREAT FRIENDS I HAVE MET ON FUBAR THERE WILL BE MORE TO COME I JUST HOPE THEY GET THE LOVE THEY ALL DESERVE BECAUSE THEY HAVE ALL BEEN THERE FOR ME darkend soul (enforcer)@ clown town@ fubar Dj Stutter~Mouseys Fu Fiance~The Frog~Co-Owner of CL0WN T0WN@ fubar N8IV69ER--HONEYS MAN !!!@ fubar Honey ♥ The SisterHood ♥ N8s Baby@ fubar Mis Behaven@ fubar VIPER ~VIRGO'S MANAGER~@ fubar babydoll39 ~of the Dirty South Crew~Virgo's Head A$$ Kicker~@ fubar DJ MUSICMAN&%$#@#$%^@ fubar Royce (aka Skippy): Club FAR Member --,'~@ "Facta non Verba"@ fubar
Thanks For The Help
JUST WANTED TO SAY TO EVERYBODY WHO HELPED ME LEVEL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!! AND WHENEVER YOU NEED MY HELP DONT HESITATE TO ASK!!!!
Bi Ladies
To all my sexy lady friends that are into sexy ladies I have a friend who is looking for some female friends just hit me up and I will show you the way.
Why ?????
is this the middle of the winter .......?????or begging? Im a good , and caring person, i get accused of the most , unrealistic things you would think of, ..but i am still , not that person....if you know me ...you will know i am a caring, and good friend to you . so stick up for me damn it! I HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT IN MY LIFE......I CAN'T DEAL WITH OTHERS.....AND ISSUES THAT I CANNOT CONTROL...........OTHER THAN LISTEN, BE YOUR FRIEND, AND CARE, AND UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE GOING THROUGH..........BUT I REFUSE TO BE PUT IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER ...OR ....DONT HAVE A POWER TOO........SO I LEAVE THIS..........I LOVE ALL WHO IS MY FRIEND AND WHO HAS BEEN MY "FRIEND" ......BUT I WILL NEVER BE A FAKE FRIEND WETHER YOU SEE THAT IN YOUR EYES OR NOT ......YOU WILL BE THE ONE WHO LOSES IN THE END ........AND FOR THOSE WHO REALLY AND TRUELY "KNOW" IM YOUR FRIEND .......I WILL BE THERE TILL THE END.......JUST NEED SOME TIME OK!!!!!!!!
Funny2
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs (for you city folks). The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ri
Funny 3
Born a Baptist Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass.....and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic." Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bu
Sad And Lonely
my angel has fallen away from me. my devils have finally got the best of me and now the love that was once in my heart is gone. she left me for good and i already miss her. so many thoughts race through my mind, will she ever be happy again, will i ever be happy? i cry for her and she she isnt there to comfort me anymore. no more cuddling, no more fun with my best friend, no one to call my own and say "I Love You", i wish i could remove my heart from my chest to stop the hurting. the only person that i loved in my life is no longer with me, my love is gone, my angel has fallen.... i love you sammy... i will never be the same without you.
Three Days Grace
Pain, without love Pain, can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all You're sick of feeling numb You're not the only one I'll take you by the hand And I'll show you a world that you can understand This life is filled with hurt When happiness doesn't work Trust me and take my hand When the lights go out you will understand Pain, without love Pain, can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Anger and agony Are better than misery Trust me I've got a plan When the lights go off you will understand Pain, without love Pain, can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing Rather feel pain I know (I know I know I k
11-11-2007 Everything, I Love
October 22, 2007 - Monday What Bird Am I~~ White Breasted Nuthatch Current mood: creative She has one special skills that NO OTHER BIRD HAS! Answers: The White-breasted Nuthatch is normally territorial throughout the year, with pairs staying together. The male is more vigilant when he forages alone than when he is with the female. The female, however, is in danger of having the more dominant male displace her from foraging sites, and she is more vigilant when he is around than when she is alone. In winter, the White-breasted Nuthatch joins foraging flocks led by chickadees or titmice. One explanation for these flocks is that the birds gain protection from predators by the vigilance of the other birds. In support of this idea, one study found that if titmice were removed from a flock, nuthatches were more wary and reluctant to come to exposed bird feeders. Forages by searching tree bark of trunk and large branches, usually coming down headfirst. Plac
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Jani
I am your night, you are my moon Only for you my heart plays a tune. I am your rose, you are my garden It's for you my rose keeps growing. I'm your blue sky, you're my bird Flying high with beauty as you soar. I am your wings, you are my angel My gift from god, my heart's savior. I am all your dreams you dream of Inside of your heart, I am your love.
Rememberance
197,000+ lives Bow your head and remember, for the efforts, endurance, courage and determination do you live your life today as you do, whilst others were cut in there prime. By the hand of the few do the masses enjoy, but for those hands do you even exist today. Give the miserly two minutes of thought for those who fought and forever remember……. forever remember. King5lay3r 2007
Sex Test
Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you... +Above75 means you kinda suck in bed. +Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun --Below 50 means you are fun in bed --Below 25 means you are damn great in bed! AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score. (TIP: USE A CALCULATOR...THINKING...pfft!!!) Copy this and post your own bulletin! Put the subject - "The sex quiz...Are you up for it?" -Add 10 if you are a virgin. -Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. -Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people. -Add 5 If you have never had oral sex. -Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place. -Subtract 3 if you have done 69. -Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm. -Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms. -Subtract 2 if you have masturbated. -Subtract 3 if you ha
New Di Vinci Code In Painting
ROME - It's a new Da Vinci code, but this time it could be for real. An Italian musician and computer technician claims to have uncovered musical notes encoded in Leonardo Da Vinci's "Last Supper," raising the possibility that the Renaissance genius might have left behind a somber composition to accompany the scene depicted in the 15th-century wall painting. "It sounds like a requiem," Giovanni Maria Pala said. "It's like a soundtrack that emphasizes the passion of Jesus." Painted from 1494 to 1498 in Milan's Church of Santa Maria delle Grazie, the "Last Supper" vividly depicts a key moment in the Gospel narrative: Jesus' last meal with the 12 Apostles before his arrest and crucifixion, and the shock of Christ's followers as they learn that one of them is about to betray him. Pala, a 45-year-old musician who lives near the southern Italian city of Lecce, began studying Leonardo's painting in 2003, after hearing on a news program that researchers believed the artist and inve
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Ahhh Well
do you ever just get those days when you just want to give up. spent most of the day packing to leave here cant wait to get out of here now.
You Know You Are German If ...
You know you're German if... You separate your trash into more than five different bins. Your front door has a sign with your family name made from salt dough. You carry a "4You" backpack. You eat a cold dinner at 6pm. You call your cell phone "handy" and a projector "beamer". You have no problems with nude beaches and saunas. You have asked your Asian-American friend, "No, but where are you *really* from?" You have gotten splinters from environmentally friendly toiled paper. You call an afternoon stroll "Nordic Walking". You are shocked when you have to pay for dental care. You own a pair of jeans in a color other than blue. People start talking about Hitler and Hofbräuhaus when you tell them where you're from. Tenth grade was all about dancing lessons. You work 40 hour weeks and have 6 weeks of vacation a year, but complain about hard times. Your childhood diet consisted of Alete and Zwieback. Your college diet consisted of Miracoli and Döner. You were educated abou
Outlaws Bar
hey yall, plz join ths bar, i am the co owner, and it is ths shit, plz join just no drama, that is the one and only rule, come in and join the fun, and the Outlaw Family http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=51599
The History Of Veterans Day
1918 World War I, then normally referred to simply as The Great War (no one could imagine any war being greater!), ended with the implementation of an armistice [temporary cessation of hostilities—in this case until the final peace treaty, the infamous Treaty of Versailles, was signed in 1919] between the Allies and Germany at the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of November, 1918. 1919 November 11: President Wilson proclaims the first Armistice Day with the following words: "To us in America, the reflections of armistice Day will be filled with solemn pride in the heroism of those who died in the country’s service and with gratitude for the victory, both because of the thing from which it has freed us and because of the opportunity it has given America to show her sympathy with peace and justice in the councils of the nations…" The original concept for the celebration was for the suspension of business for a two minute period beginning at 11 A.M., with the day also mark
Master........
"Then the first thing you must do is bare your tight tush and bend over with your legs spread," her Master had said to her as soon as he came into the bedroom. She wanted to get her punishment over with as soon as possible for her master had told her sternly not to touch his precious crop, ever. Embarrassed and ashamed she complied with her Master's demand. She had worn only her shorts and t-top to work out at the Gym. She pulled her shorts down off her bottom to her knees then stepped out of each leg carefully. Her face was blushing all colors of red, she knew in a few moments that her bottom would be blushing the same as her face as soon as her Master's crop slashed at her naked bottom. She thought to herself that all she had done was touch his precious crop, she knew her Master's warning that his crop was for his hands only, but she had just wanted to feel one of her Master's instruments of punishment with her finger tips. She bent over and grasped her ankles awaiting the fi
Happy Veterans Day !
I jsut wanted to take a moment today ... as I do everyday .... And wish all those who have served , and those serving now , A Happy Veterans Day !!! May all our loved ones come home safely .... God Bless Them All ........ God Speed my son !
Sick Of This Site...
i just went back to the fubar support page and found a blog aboout the points issue on friday... i wrote them twice about it and have not received a response... the blog states not to email them cuz it will not be answered. im just mad cuz a survey i took the other day... the email wuz sent during the time that the points were fubared, which wuz also happy hour... so now im out 20,000 fuBucks! :(
Poor Poor Boatman
WELL WELL WELL, HERE IS YOUR FAMOUS BOATMAN BEGGING OFFICIALLY FOR POINTS....... IF YOU COULD ALL BE SO KIND AS TO GO RATE HIS PHOTOS, STASH, OR WHATEVER TO HELP HIM LEVEL SO HE WILL STOP HIS WHINING (HOPEFULLY)....... LORD FORBID IF I LEVEL FASTER THAN HE DOES..... POOR THING..... I LOVE YOU HUN, HOPEFULLY THIS WILL HELP YOU... LOVE YA, JENNA AND THANKS TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO HELP THIS POINT WHORE.....GIGGLES I NEED 59,000 POINTS TO LEVEL UP! I SPEND HOURS HELPING ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY BY RATING THEIR PICTURES, STASHES, MUMMS, SO PLEASE RETURN THE FAVOR AND COME RATE MY STUFF WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE THE BOATMAN BoatMan ** K.O.P.E. ** Hell Hound**@ fubar
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Guess I`m A Wild Thing =)
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind. Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are
Halo 3
Ok so my cousin and I decide we were going to play some ranked matches on Halo 3. So we start playing and we come to the conclusion we are so good we were going to beat the other team we were playin. So everything starts off good then we start to notice that me and him are doing the majority of the killin. Once we realize that the game ends and we lose 50-49. That is when I realized that your rank in halo doesn't matter because my team had a higher rank but 2 people just couldn't pull there weight. So now I am forced to second guess myself after that loss. And it sux!! If you have Halo 3 and you want to see the video just ask and I will show it to you. if you ask nicely.
What Color R Ur Eyez????
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet --the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash and rinse.' 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog ----------------
Bite
well I have been playing this game and it is very addictive you can fight as a vampire or werewolf in battles with other people around the world if you wanna join just copy paste my links.first my wolves. http://s1.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=102667 http://s3.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=126618 http://s4.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=91049 now my Vampires. http://s2.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=114373 http://s8.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=24863 http://s9.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=17373 http://s10.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=16197 try it out it is a very fun game just pick one out and copy paste them the higher the number the newer the server is. new one lol its wolf http://s1.bite-fight.us/c.php?uid=52373 Well my werewolves are doing good kicking some vamp booty...... http://s1.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=102667 just copy and paste link
Life Or Something Like It 12
This is the fist time I have been online all weekend. I stayed off so my neck could rest. It is not hurting near as bad as it was Friday! It is getting better and it makes me happy. Yesterday, I got up and went to the hardware store with Peter. We started to leave and Christopher who was only in boxers came running out of the house with his clothes said he wanted to go with us. So he gets in the car practically naked and he gets dressed in the car. I wanted to go to the hardware store because this is not your typical "man" store, they have lots of decorations and things for your kitchen. They have all the cute Christmas decorations out and it was all 20% off yesterday. I got a snowman nativity and a cute snowman that stands or squats. Very cute. The main reason we went there though was not for decorations, it was for paint! Yes....more paint. We picked out a nice blue for the trim. It goes well with the other colors and will look so much better then PURPLE! The new c
Return The Love
a message if u will to all the women on fubar u ask of people to rate your profile and add u as a fan and rate your pgoto's yet most of u do not return the favour to anyone and u ask of people to have a profilepic of themselves and u keep failing to have one yourself at least most of you I mean Is it fair of you all to do so please return the love shown to you friendly greetings Master Pinhead
R.i.p Dad
i miss you so much i wish that i could feel your touch when you are hugging me again. i know you're in heaven looking down because when you do, the rains just pours down. i know that we are apart and it brutally breaks my heart. all that i can do is just sit here and mourn over what has happened to you. i sit and remember all the times we had but when i do, i become sad. so just rest in peace like i know you will but just remember i love you still.
Sheri's Ramblings...
I was really nervous to come to fubar. I was at Live Digital and had a horrible experience. Some connects who I thought were friends turned out to be online bullies. They made it sooo uncomfortable over there that I deleted my page and made up another one so they didnt know it was me. I know, I gave them what they wanted but my feelings got the best of me. I let them bring me way down. The only reason I stay over there is cause I have 2 very dear friends that I'm trying to bring here...Since I've been here, everyone has been a sweethaert to me...I just wanna say THANK YOU!!! That means alot to me....XXXOOOOO Sheri
Show My Friend So Love
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How Can This Happen!
HOW CAN TWO PEOPLE SAY THAT THEY ARE HAPPY WITH EACH OTHER BUT WHEN THAY ARE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH EACH OTHER NOT TWO WORD ARE SPOKEN NOT EVEN A GLANCE AND THEN IF THERE IS IT IS A BLANK GLANCE NOT AN I LOVE YOU GLANCE! YOU CAN SIT AND SIT AND SIT AND HOURS CAN GO BY AND YOU GET NOTHING! CAN IT BE THAT THERE IS SO MANY PROBLEM THAT YOU DONT HAVE TIME TO STOP AND LISTEN...LOOK ...HOLD...HUG...CUDDLE YES I SAID CUDDLE! YOU WANT IT TO HAPPEN THEY WANT IT TO HAPPEN BUT WHEN YOU GET THE CHANCE IT DOES NOT HAPPEN! WHY! THATS WHY I FEEL THE INTERNET IS THE DEVIL AND THAT IF YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THEN IT SHOULD NOT BE SO HARD! AND WHEN OTHER PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO NOT BE IMPORTANT IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP AND YOU BOTH AGREE ON THAT,BUT THEY SEEM TO BE MORE IMPORTANT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT! WHY? WHEN SHOULD YOU SAY STOP PLEASE WHY CANT WE BE TOGETHER!................THIS IS JUST A THOUGHT BLOG! TO GET SOME HELP WITH SOME OF MY HEAD FEELINGS!
Remember Our Vets
Remeber our vets and what they have done and continue to do. Freedom is only free because of them.
Love And Friendship
1. I like you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 11. There's always going
Family Salute Contest
FAMILY SALUTE CONTEST. HERE ARE THE CONTESTANTS: ScoOTeR Ashley Spaczx Brown Eyed Beauty Contest Begins 11/11/07 @ 8:00 PM (EST) Ends: 11/17/07 @8:00 PM (EST) Most Comments at the end of the Contest will win Choice of 7 Day Blast or 1 Month VIP
This Day Meens The World To Me
Never Again
I'll never drink again (by Raso) When our eyes met she got all wet and you can bet I had a boner. I was upside down when she went down and I made crazy sounds cause I'm moaner. We fucked all night and she was so tight It took all my might to get inside her. "I want you" she said as she jumped off the bed and started giving me head which I always prefer. When we were done she was covered in cum I said it was fun and that I"d call her. And what did I see when she went to go pee That she was a he and his name was actually Robert". needless to say I spent the rest of the night curled up in the fetal position at the corner of the bed........
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Help Me 176,434 To Level
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My Family And Good Friends
MY GOOD FRIENDS AND FAMILY DARK KNIGHT NEEDS YOUR HELP I JUST ENTERED A PHOTO CONTEST HELD BY MY GOOD FRIEND §AÐI§TI© LIGHT ON NOV 7 IT'S MY FIRST CONTEST AND I'M FAR BEHIND OUCH..... I JUST NEED A FEW COMMENTS ON MY PHOTO THE LINK IS BELOW. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO BOMB AND COMMENT THE HELL OUT OF MY PHOTO AND I SHALL RETUNE THE LOVE RIGHT BACK WHEN YOU NEED ME THAT'S MY WORD CAUSE DARK KNIGHT HAS YOUR BACK....THANK YOU GUYS ! Hey Guys Here's The Link [ fubar.com photo: 12965427 ]
Wild Drunk Night
well i went to a bar lastnight for the first time called the rocking horse here in charlestown. well it was ok at first i went to meet a guy friend of mine. well while me him and my friend jen was there and old drunk guy came up to us and just startd talkin to us and boy was he crazy. his name was cowboy. he was the craziest old man ever. hell i though saturday night was fun hell lastnight was great to. omg me and my friend had a hella drunk night lastnight. we drank an entire bottle of hypnotic and we had jaguer, rum, vodka, Bacardi 151 and a few others i just cant remember. Im gonna have pictures up soon of it. maybe have them up tomorrow.
Beliefs Quiz
which religion best fits your beliefs???created with QuizFarm.com You scored as wiccan/witchyou are wiccan/witch, very interesting religion wiccan/witch 100%christian 69%Buddhist 63%Taoist 63%Hindu 63%other 50%agnostic 25%Satanist 25%atheist 13%jew 0%Muslim
50th Anniversary
Well Saturday, November 10th we had Mom and Dads 50th Wedding Anniversary party down at my Elks Lodge. Was a ton-o-fun. Mom took a ride with a member on his Harley. Got pics to prove it. when Dad first met Mom all he had was a motorcycle. They rode every where till the first born, then Dad had to buy a car. So my Mom is a real Biker Mom from the 50's. We had a great time at the lodge. We watched a memories DVD dad and my sister made up. We got Mom and 3-tiered Cake. Decorated the Hall with as much 50th Gold Decorations as we could. Everyone showed up and Celebrated. So All the pics will be posted soon and then when I get back from camping I will have more pics to post. Until then Ciao
Pineland Escavation
Greetings All, The following is some info and pics dealing with a "Salvage Job" that I took part of a few weeks ago at the Pineland Mound Complex on Pineland Island, Florida. Included are parts of the preliminary report. A few other pics are in my Default Pics folder. A View of the House and the Drainage very early on. The piles of shell you see are full of artifacts that are now basically rendered useless to archaeology. Background Excavation by heavy equipment on the XXXXXXX property on September 27, 2007 removed sediment from a roughly rectangular area approximately 12.5 x 7.5 meters and 2 meters deep, excepting the northeast corner, which is about 3.3 x 2.6 m. This removed a large volume of previously undisturbed sediments of the feature of the Pineland Site Complex (8LL1902) known as Brown’s Complex Mound 4. Lee County imposed a stop-work order on this project due to concerns about unmarked human burials, pursuant to state statute (chapter 872 FS) as referenced in c
A Baby's Hug
A Baby's Hug We were the only family with children in the restaurant. I sat Erik in a high chair and noticed everyone was quietly sitting and talking. Suddenly, Erik squealed with glee and said, "Hi." He pounded his fat baby hands on the high chair tray. His eyes were crinkled in laughter and his mouth was bared in a toothless grin, as he wriggled and giggled with merriment. I looked around and saw the source of his merriment. It was a man whose pants were baggy with a zipper at half-mast and his toes poked out of would-be shoes. His shirt was dirty and his hair was uncombed and unwashed. His whiskers were too short to be called a beard and his nose was so varicose it looked like a road map. We were too far from him to smell, but I was sure he smelled. His hands waved and flapped on loose wrists. "Hi there, baby. Hi there, big boy. I see ya, buster," the man said to Erik. My husband and I exchanged looks, "What do we do?" Erik continued to
This And That
i am so facken tired of ppl walking on me that its not funny... i have ppl here and irl that walk on me for this and that... i get asked to do this or that and then when i need help poof noone is around at all... so f**k it... im done... i guess if ya need something done .. do it yourself... that way ya can figure out how ppl who have been doing it for you have had to do it for you and for everyone else that wont do their own shit!... so have fun ppl.. im not a f**ken door mat anymore for anyone i let so many people down lately that i feel like i should just stop and never get out of bed to try and make things right i let people i love down cause of this and that.. i let people down just by being around i let people down by not leaving i let people down by being on this planet. i feel at times everyone would be better off if they had never meet me... that peoples lives would be better if i happen to never be seen again.. that people would not even remem
Seek Not My Heart
Oh gentle winds 'neath moonlit skies, Do not you hear my heartfelt cries? Below the branches, here about, Do not you sense my fear and doubt? Side glistening rivers, sparkling streams, Do not you hear my woeful screams? Upon the meadows, touched with dew, Do not you see my hearts a'skew? Beneath the thousand twinkling stars, Do not you feel my jagged scars? Seek not my mournful heart kind breeze, For you'll not find it 'mongst these trees. It's scattered 'cross the moonlit skies, Accompanied by heartfelt sighs. It's drifting o're the gentle rain, A symbol of my silent pain. It's buried 'neath the meadow fair, Conjoined with all the sorrow there. It's lost among the stars this night, Too far to ease my quiet fright. No gentle winds, seek not my heart, For simply ... it has torn apart.
Hello World
This originally posted on Nov 1: (can you append pictures to blog entries, anybody?) Watched ST:TMP (1979) tonight on my computer (as DVD player has died :( ) After reading all the bad reviews online I was reasonably pleasurably surprised! I enjoyed the premise of the film and although Kirk was definitely a little tubbier (and what's with the Fonz style hairdo? that's just wrong) the crew didn't look too aged. The only problem was that the film spent far too long showing us special effects and not long enough with the characters, the good thing about Star Trek (like the other best SF dramas) is that it goes far beyond special effects - and this was borne out by the whole point of the film!! So there should have been less shots of bits of spacey stuff and more dialogue IMO, although I did think the scene in the sickbay was sweet (Kirk and Spock are friends. Ah.) - and I definitely think Spock should be on the Enterprise and not on Vulcan which looks like a horrid place what wi
Special Days
little Johnny wqas sitting in the small office of the orphanage waiting to see if he was going to get adopted, so many times he had been checked and passed by his heart couldnt take it anymore , he was great kid, 10 years old would be 11 on Christmas day...the only problem was that all the parents were wanting were babies, they didnt want older kids for some reason...he fidgeted around and got up to pace when the door opened..and walked in Ms Holice the nicest peson in the whole orphanage, she really liked johnny becaue he always helped out in the orphanage taking care of the grounds and picking up after the younger kids. She walked in and sighed..."Im sorry Johnny, they took little abigail today" tears started to well up in his eyes as his heart sank, its-its ok Ms Holice....it always happens, i get passed for the little ones...he walked then ran to his room, and cried himself to sleep...he slept through dinner and breakfast that next morning...that afternoon he got up and took ashow
Evil Eye
My Cat's Gay!
My Cat's gay an Never say Never are two really awsome tunes by a band called Slunts!...You go girls,you totally fuggin RAWK!!!....Peace out,much love,muahs!
Fubar Retiree
Hanging up my shackles for awhile here on Fubar. I will pop around from time to time...to leave comments etc on certain friends pages. It really irks the crappola outta me to be only considered a friend when I am either bombing or commenting on "so called" friends pages. Or...here is a better one..."Add me to your Messenger" ..n then they stop talking to you. WTF?? Disallusioned?? You could say that.... I think some people need to go n look up the meaning of "Friendship". Tc n peace...Boo Sex Frog A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of live frogs. The sign says: 'SEX FROGS' Only $20 each! Comes with 'complete' instructions. The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!' As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follo
Arch Enemy!
Arch Enemy's LP Wages of sin has 2 remarkable songs in it that I really dig!....Savage Messiah an Shadows and Dust!....This outfit from Sweden plays some really tight shit yo!....Rock on, much love,muahs!
Can We All Get Along (become A Citizen First)
A president of his homeowners association in a Dallas, Texas suburb was having a terrible problem with litter near some of his association's homes. The reason is that six very large, luxurious new houses are being built right next to their community. The trash was coming from the Mexican laborers working at the construction sites and included bags from McDonald's, Burger King and 7-11, plus coffee cups, napkins, cigarette butts, coke cans, empty bottles, etc. He went to see the site supervisor and even the general contractor, politely urging them to get their workers not to litter the neighborhood, to no avail. He called the city, county, and police and got no help there either. So here's what his community did. They organized about twenty folks, named themselves The 'Inner Neighborhood Services' group, and arranged to go out at lunch time and 'police' the trash themselves. It is what they did while picking up the trash that is so hilarious. They bought nav
New Pics
I added 3 new pic albums Please rate and comment them These are things i take to heart they are cancer sucks (i do not have it but know ppl that do) violence something i have been through and was strong enough to leave and racism something i wish was never there so show the love on these things Thank you
Poems
Regrets Fuck it all, Fuck you, Fuck me, Fuck it all I have this regret I should have done, but i didn't These pains beat me down to the ground day by day Not knowing if I want to get back is a part of my routine Wanting to find you, tell you, the thing I should have when I had the chance But that chance has passed me by do I ride on this next day to this next life Where I may do the same, where I may have regrets of not saying the thing I should have So I say to it all FUCK IT ALL, FUCK IT ALL, FUCK ME, FUCK YOU , And these regrets, the love, the hate, the betrayel, why? Why didn't I say anything? Now I have regrets to live with, Now I have these unfinished feelings to deal with, these are my regrets.... Written By: Jessica Shook A Poem Written for me All I see is you face, The beauty and the warmth It brings into my heart, I wish these moments could last forever, Holding you in my arms, Feeling the love we have, Wanting thi
R.i.p Grandma
Well today is a very sad day for me I lost my grandmother and I am taking it real hard,Sha's been the one prson in my family that I could always count on through all my ups and downs. I don't how my life is going to be without her in it I mean to say that I am use to talking to my Grandma at least 2 times a week I haven't seen her in 10 years and she never got the chance to meet my lil girl Delondra and now she gone I'll always remember my Grands
What A Night!
Last night was crazy! Had Jamie, Buff, Mallory, and Charles over.....it was fun! We hung out all night and had a blast. Well about 4:30 I went to bed. Me and Mal had to be to work at 7:30 for a training thing. 5:30 comes along and Mal comes in my room and wakes me up. "There is some guy at the door that's bleeding and said he needs a place to crash." I was so out of it but I said "no." Then I thought they were fucking with me so I went out to the end of the hallway and peeked around the corner and saw Charles talking to someone at the door. I heard him saying "She is out of it, she has been drinking and it's not a good idea." By this time I was shaking like a leaf. Then I heard "Well, can you tell her Mike came by?" Charles said, "Mike who?" He said, "Yeater." Then I was really flipped out! He is one of my dumb moments from when I was drinking all the time. He said that his wife just went to jail and he had no place to go. I fucking hate this guy and he hates me, why in
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Granny & Grandpa
There was this old couple who have been together for 60 yrs. Every morning they sat at the very same breakfast table together. One morning the old lady said to her husband of 60 yrs "honey, do you remember when we used to sit at this very table naked 60 yrs ago? Do you remember the passion? the Fire we felt?". "Yes i do dear, very well" he replied. "Well honey, lets do it again, today, right now! Lets strip down naked and see if we cant rekindle that long lost fire!". The husband agreed and they stripped down naked and sat back at the table. Granny has this pleased look on her face as she said "oh honey! its working! my nipples are burning hot just as they did 60 yrs ago!" "Well its no wonder." said the husband "you have one in your oatmeal, the other is in your coffee"
Thank You
I wanted to Thank the people that served or are serving in the miltary on this veterns day because of you I can sit here and type this. May God bless you and your familys. So again Thank you for my freedom. MyHotComments
Gina's Blog
Recently I have been banned from leaving comments on profile pages and on photos. When I wrote Fubar as to why, they just said,"You have violated the terms of service and please refer to them" Soooooo, I read them and I couldn't see anything in there that I violated. I have no nudity on my page or in my photos. My comments I leave on my friends pages are tasteful. (I've seen way worse from others then what I ever put up) I'm drama free. I replied back telling them that. (waiting for a reply) So Fubar,why you going after the little fish instead of the sharks?? Is it a power trip? I have no problem with censorship if it's done to 'ALL' who violate the TOS. And not just a select few. (still don't know what my crime is) Well getting my square peg ass outta this round peg hole site. Gina Since Fubar banned me from making comments, and never told me why, and since I did send alot of Maxine comments, I can only surmise that Fubar is anti Maxine
Fake People
well ya know i came here from myspace because of the smoke and mirros people running in the shadows i realy like fubar because you can see whats going on. i realy dont like liars and dont lie i may omit but if you ask i will tell everthing about me is on my page or pics and music all i can say is im real and proud of it. my page is a no drama zone so please leave it else where.
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How To Burn Fat Away
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different Position Missionary..........................3
Curvymichelle
I am so excited to meet lots of new friends and would love to play....if you are up to it.Come check me out on my site www.niteflirt.com/curvymichelle
Friend Needs Help
above is a link to a contest will yall please help her and rate and lease a few commits will be very helpfull ty all
Veterans Day!!!
Just wanted to know if anyone has gave Thanks to the Military forces Today, Its Free Comments & Graphics Codes
My Fine Is $740...
Fess Up!!! . . .and THINK BACK. . .. Read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. When you are done, send it back to the person that sent it to you and your other friends. Title your email "My fine is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 Had sex with someone on Fubar -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $ 20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk a
Cell Phones
THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO. There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a lifesaver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: FIRST Subject: Emergency The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out. SECOND Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door
Contests
Ladies and Gentlemen, May I have your attention please? I need your help for a Happy Hour! We all know we love them and what they bring, so come help me get to 50,000 comments. Remember to rate and fan Stephanie too! Come help this man! He's a darling friend to everyone! He needs your comments to get a happy hour~ This isn't even a comment bombing thing, its RATES ONLY! Please rate my pic!!! Thank you Click the link to help me out
Dallas/wash Game Dec 30th
Well the annual I go to the Dallas/wash game in DC is on again. Seats this year are on the field right behind the Dallas bench which is cool for me cause they are the best seats in the house for me. I will be taking somemore crazy pictures as I did last year but I want more then anything to win this year. Last year sucked and we lost on a damn fluke play at the end of reg. Me and my brother will be there again so when they show some shots of the Dallas bench take a look behind them cause thats where me and my bro will be. GO COWBOYS Will
What The Hell???!!!
What the fuck is up with some of these Fubar members? I mean I see you rate my page a 10 or whatever....only for me to go BACK to the person's page to show them some love back and all I see is loads of galleries that are private! I'm not asking people to show their ass or tits just to be accepted but gotdamn! SHOW YOUR FACE!!! Stop hiding behind damn tags, posting a billion pics of flags, other people that aren't you, morphs, and none of them are YOU! Don't expect me to rate you at all if I can't see who you are. I'm getting sick and tired of people wanting you to rate them and the catch is you HAVE to rate, fan and friend then first. For those doing that...FUCK YOU! It's not a damn political race and I'm not about to be swindled into being an online friend of someone I can't see until I realize you look like a neanderthal. rant over.
Couples Contest
This is going to be my first contest 8-p I hope i can count on all my friends for their support and ¢¾love¢¾ with this. Ill return the ¢¾love¢¾ and appreciate everything you guys have done for me so far !!The contest will begin at 9:00am on Nov. 26th and will end at 9:00pm on Dec. 24thr. and the link is http://fubar.com/user/820336 But there is no access untill the contest opens up :) thankyou all for being my fu friends ¢¾ scarlet this is the current link if you wish to preview the pic http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1067247&albumid=0&i=1811922034
Plumb
PLUMB Beautiful Lumps Of Coal 2003 Nice Naive And Beautiful Lyrics She's only known heartache and pain But she's never known pain like this She stands alone defending her name When all that she's done is be who she is Well is it so wrong to be who we are When all she's done is fail Cause she's so nice, naive and beautiful Why does she get taken advantage Why does she live in a world so cold She takes advantage of the nice, naive and the beautiful Cold is the throne of her hardened heart No one has seen the softest part Day after night she holds an ache And won't budge to show this secret place Well is it so wrong to hang on to hurt Maybe she could set it free Cause she's so nice, naive and beautiful Why did she get taken for granted Why did she live in a world so cold He took advantage of the nice, naive and the beautiful If you've been there you know If you're still there hang on We're all dealt our lumps of coal What you do
Things That Scare The Shit Out Of Me
So what do you do when you r riding your bike in the rain on the freeway and you see a car with baja plates "that means mexico" cut 4 lanes of traffic and slam into you and your friend at like 50 miles and hour. I almost saved it but i went down at 40 mph. I have a sperated shoulder broken ribs sprained wrist and bump brusies. So we the cops got there not only were the plates fake hes was here illeagl with no ins. so my bike is totalled and my doc bills r going to be alot so please look out for others on the road and get ins if you dotn have any. So we were on a poker run yesterday and I watcher as two friends of mine fighting over somthing stupid just before they got back on their bike, and 5 miles down the road I watched them crash on their bike they r fine but you never know when you time on this earth will be your last. Also yesterday I saw my friends stevie and shanna they wernt so lucky I just got a phone call that last nite they went down also shanna is dead and stevie is a
Dominance And Control
Every relationship, whether straight, gay or bi, has to have a dominant and submissive role. This is a natural law even in social animal behavior and has developed for thousands of years. Two or more of the same role causes power conflicts. You can not have 2 or more people being dominant, without at least one being submissive and vice versa. This is even true in social circles. There is alway a leader. Women are not used to being dominated to the point I am suggesting, but most often it is necessary to push her through her fears and social conditioning so she can learn. It is also my way of reminding her who is the submissive one when she tries to be bossy. I don't boss my girls around and I don't allow them to boss me around either. This isn't about owning women or treating them as property, but teaching them to come from love, to realize her own power and to know what it is like to ha
Happy Veteran's Day
I just got home from my local Veterans Day Parade and thought I'd write about it. After a night of rain I woke up this morning, the streets were wet, it was still a little foggy but starting clear. My local Harley HOG Chapter was entered in our Veterans Day Parade and I had promised to show up if it didn't rain. Besides I spent a litte time cleaning the bike yesterday afternoon in preparation for today. There were quite a few old restored military jeeps there. Lots of veterans in their old uniforms and a nice turn out by the local citizens. And, great weather!!! I rode my Sportster (that is my main pic) but I had a few more clothes on. :) To all you Vetrans, THANKYOU!!!
"friends With Benefits"
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your fubar that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox, not a reply to this bulletin, saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your BP that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you..haha.. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,or single..You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery.. I wasn't scared
Ripper
Give this heart ¢¾ to every person u care about including me if u care. Try to collect 12. It's not easy YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> F.U.C.K
New Stuff.
My buddy just got Guitar Hero 3 for his birthday. It's the shit. I just got Lord of the Rings online as an early Christmas present. It is equally the shit. Come look for me on the Silverlode server. I'm a young hobbit named Leero. I'll fucking stab you from behind. You'll never see it coming.
About Me
Hi everyone, My name is Jodi, thank you for taking the time to check me out... I am here to meet friends only. I have a man whom I am very happy with and I won't mess around on. Thanks for stopping by, fan/rate me and I will return the favor.
What Is Love?
Let no one who loves be called unhappy. Even love unreturned has it's rainbow. The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough of is love. A loving person lives in a loving world. A hostile person lives in a hostile world; Everyone you meet is your mirror. Love your enemies because they bring out the best in you. If you judge people, you have no time to love them. True love comes quietly, without banners or fireworks. if you hear bells, get your ears checked. The essence of love is kindness. Love is what we were born with. Fear is what we learned here. Love is letting go of fear. Love is not what we become but who we really are. Ultimately love is self-approval. Find something you love to do and you'll never have to work a day in your life. A five word sentence that could change the world tomorrow is "What would love do now?" Love is how you stay alive, even after you are gone.
Veteran's
GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS PRESENT AND PAST THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING YOU HAVE DONE FOR THIS WONDERFUL COUNTRY NOW AND PAST AND CONTINUE TO DO IN THE FUTURE ALL OF YOU ARE LOVED AND GREATLY MISSED
Incredibly Interesting................
Take out a one dollar bill, and look at it. The one dollar bill first came off the presses in 1957 in its present design. This so-called paper money is in fact a cotton and linen blend, with red and blue minute silk fibers running through it. It is actually material. We've all washed it without it falling apart. A special blend of ink is used, the contents we will never know. It is overprinted with symbols and then it is starched to make it water resistant and pressed to give it that nice crisp look. If you look on the front of the bill, you will see the United States Treasury Seal. On the top you will see the scales for a balanced budget. In the center you have a carpenter's square, a tool used for an even cut. Underneath is the Key to the United States Treasury. That's all pretty easy to figure out, but what is on the back of that dollar bill is something we should all know. If you turn the bill over, you will see two circles. Both circles, together, comprise the
Dreams
I went to McDonalds earlier, and decided to take a nap after I finished gorging on the glorious food. As usual, my dreams were straight from, well, don't know. This one, well, not so sure exactly where it started at. I was taking a road trip with a bunch of people... pulled over at a gas station somewhere in Maryland. I think. We're all waiting around for whatever reason, and this group of people comes up to my car asking if I could lend them my cell phone. Sure, why not. SO I hand it over. Next thing I know, everyone is angry and decides to go inside the store. So I walk inside, and I'm looking for these people with my phone. Then it starts raining outside. I'm talking about biblical type rain. Terrific. The car windows are open. So I go through the front door to get to my car real fast... It's not out there. WTF? So I run over... somewhere, and I'm suddenly in this massive garage. My friend moved my car for me. Sweet. This group of people walks past me and hands me my c
Summary Of My Last Year On The Computer:
I NOW HAVE TO: Scrub the top of every can I open. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer can buy gasoline without taking someone along to watch the
Vetrans
In Honor Of All The Men And Women That Have Given Everything For US To Be FREE!!!! GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES!!!! Girly glitter comments from www.GirlyTags.com
Veterans Day
First and foremost I want to thank each and every veteran past and those serving today for their service. Today My hubby and I attend a ceremony at FT Indiantown Gap National Cemetery, in honor of Veterans day. When we first arrived Bubba and I took time to first place flowers on two graves of Veterans. No we did not know them, just a small token of our appreciation. Its the least I could do. The program started at 2:00 pm with invocation, massing of colors, Pledge of Allegiance, Singing of the National Anthem, the Veterans Day Address, a Wreath presentation, the Artillery Salute, the playing of Taps, the singing of God Bless America, and the Retiring of Colors. What a moving and emotional service. Yes I put out the tears.... Im so thankful for each and every man and woman who gave such sacrifice for the freedoms I enjoy today. Again Thank You!
Veterans Day Thank You!!!
Thank you all for giveing us veterans so so much love and support Never stop thinking and praying for the ones still protecting us everyday please!!!!!!!! Free Comments & Graphics Codes Free Comments & Graphics Codes Free Comments & Graphics Codes Free Comments & Graphics Codes
What Am I Talking About?
Please be polite Bite right in You can use your fingers and lick the juice that may run down your chin You do not need a knife, fork, spoon, plate, napkin or tablecloth For there is no core, stem, rind, pit, seeds, skin to throw away
Ummmm Yea
hey guys i might end up deleting my account here since i am never on, if u still wanna stay in touch i have yahoo and MSN lemme know by mail
Leveling
i have helped most of you in contests etc...Can u guys please help me level i guess i am gonna start going through my friends list anyone who rates all my pictures and stash will get a gift just message me when your done thank you hugs and kisses
Ut Oh....
i think i am going to cry.
Questions?
Okay, I get asked alot of questions from alot of people on here so I decided to make a blog just for people's questions. If you have a questions for me or about me, please ask it here. I will be answering questions in blog comments, so check back if you want your answer. Serious questions, funny questions, random questions, whatever. NOTE: Guys, please dont be perverted.
R U F'in Kidding Me?
How the case .. You are beautiful and magnificent beauty, I think you have a good heart .. I look for you a long time ago .. please give me the chance and only one .. I admire you greatly and wish to be servile servant in you only you can provide help me .. I am a person without a degree I would be ... I just wish to give me the Emill address for you please ... please ... I am Osamah State of Jordan lies in the Middle East 36 years old .. Never-married .. Height 180 cm and weight of 80 Kg ... I work in the field of sports, especially tennis Sport .. I am also in the time of the night Chief of the Division of Environmental Protection .. look beautiful woman and a good heart like you love life .. I admire your many wonderful beauty .. You .. Please, if there is any interest can be kzaaz99@yahoo.com or asooomh999@hotmail.com thanks osamah This is a friend request I received today...wtf?? Is this a joke? OK, so I haven't vented in a while and I am realllllyyyyy feeling the need. Fi
In Ink
I write in ink. I write in bold. Never in synch. I break the mold. I do not erase. My mistakes are clear. My demons are faced. It’s how I got here. I won’t be refrained by your vision of me, Or have my potential contained by uncertainty. There’s no time to cry, no room to unravel. For it is only I, who creates the road that I travel. With nothing hidden, without the shame, I can see the unwritten, break away from the pain. The ugly, the bad, let it be told. There’s no remorse to be had when the right path unfolds. So I write in ink. I write in bold. Never in synch. I break the mold. I do not erase. My mistakes are clear. My demons are faced. It’s how I got here.
Thoughts
So the world is only as real as you want it to be. Everything is relative. They sky is blue and the grass green but what if in another place and time it was different? They say you are either “glass half full” or “glass half empty”; what if all you really need is a refill? What’s to say that we have to believe what we see? I can feel the change of seasons and smell the rain and snow before I can see it. I know that Mother Earth is in pain. I have cravings for things I can’t describe but only feel, very few people know how to touch these things in me and when they do it surprises me who and what it is. I fear the things I crave most. Scared to find myself in these things and grow to love and live with them. I worry that my love can’t quench my thirst for them. So I continue to live in my small box, wishing to peek out and touch. I wish to have the strength to break the teachings I grew up with but to be able to keep them. To not be ruled by but live with my upbringing and beliefs. I
Part Time Father
As you may have been able to tell, I am a part time father. All through the United States fathers are losing more rights to be with their children. I am one of the lucky ones, I am able to have joint legal and physical custody of my son. He stays with me every other week, but a lot of great dads only have visitation rights. These fathers see there children every other weekend of less. Now these are not the fathers you see on television that owe thousands of dollars in child support or the fathers you hear about that would rather go out and party then be with their kid(s). I am talking about the fathers, that would do anything for their kid(s), the fathers that sit at home and wonder why they are being punished and not being allowed to see their children, the fathers that pay their child support on time every month, the fathers that put their life on hold, do not date, and wait for the phone call from their kid(s) saying "hi daddy, I love you." What I want to know is when did
New At This.....
Totally new at this... Might take me a few...lol. No I am not blonde!
Awareness
Don't let yourself be a victim of misinformation and the myths generated by fear. BREAST CANCER MYTHS The Myth Finding a lump in your breast means you have breast cancer. The Truth If you discover a persistent lump in your breast or any changes in breast tissue, it is very important that you see a physician immediately. However, 8 out of 10 breast lumps are benign, or not cancerous. Sometimes women stay away from medical care because they fear what they might find. Take charge of your health by performing routine breast self-exams, establishing ongoing communication with your doctor, and scheduling regular mammograms. The Myth Men do not get breast cancer. The Truth Quite the contrary. Each year it is estimated that approximately 1,700 men will be diagnosed with breast cancer and 450 will die. While this percentage is still small, men should also give themselves regular breast self-exams and note any changes to their physicians. The Myth A mammogram can cause breas
Thank You
I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU TO EVERYONE THAT HELPED ME COMMENT BOMB MY PIC ITS VERY MUCH APPRECIATED AND IF ANYONE NEEDS MY HELP I WILL HELP YOU OUT :) BUT I THINK THIS CONTEST IS A LOST CAUSE FOR ME IF YOU STILL WANNA TRY HELP ME OUT HERES THE LINK THANK YOU ALL SOOOOOOOO MUCH LOVE YA SWEET'N'SEXXY XOXO
This Is How I Want It
This is all you need to know! 95% of females can't cum from sex unless they are on top…and why not unless on top? So they can stimulate their clit by grindin’ on our pelvic bones, which really does nothin’ for them, so the key is to eat pussy first! Make her cum a few times, numb her up, then hammer away or soft and slow with a lot of vaginal teasin’ with your meat thermometer to build it all up in the end, however you like! Now, once you are in between her legs, don't just fuckin' dive in there like a pig goin’ to the trough, take your time! I know that pussy is damned near irresistible, but don't act like it is! Lick her inner thighs, kiss them, kiss around her pussy lips, kiss the lips, etc. etc. Finally, once you've got your tongue on her clit, this is what you do! (you can use your hands to spread apart her lips if you want, that’s all preference! Its easier to make them cum with their lips spread so you can have easier access to their clit!) Roll the tip and somewhat flat par
The Joy Of Vampires
Holidays Are Depressing Now
As a kid I used to look forward to the holidays and i do mean i was the first one to have the holiday spirit. on thanksgiving we had a feast of turkey,pies of all flavors like lemon,apple,cherry,mince .... but this year i dont think i want to deal with the holidays at all. my dad made all the holidays special but this year it just wont be the same. i lost my dad three months ago and the anniversary just happens to fall on thanksgiving this time.
For All Women
Someone will always be smarter. Their house will be bigger. They will drive a better car. Their children will do better in school. And their partners will fix more things around the house. So let it go and love you and your circumstances. Think about it. The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart. And the most highly favored woman on your job may be unable to have children. The richest woman you know - she's got the car, the house, the clothes - might be heartbreakingly lonely. So, love you. Love who you are right now. Tell yourself, "I am too blessed to be stressed." Be blessed ladies and pass this on to encourage another woman. "To the world you might be one person, but to one person you just might be the world."

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