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Whats Your Name?
She was leaning against the bar with a drink in her hand watching the crowd,and she was horny.Then he walked in. She was the first thing he noticed, dressed in a very short black leather mini skirt, a red halter top, fishnet hose and spike heels. She looked like a hooker, but he liked that and the way he was feeling tonight , the sluttier the better, thats what he ws in the mood for : hot sex. He walked over to the bar beside her and ordered a beer.He glanced at her drink, it was almost empty."can I buy you another one?" "Sure handsome, why not" "what is it?" "Tequilla" He took her glass and handed it to the bartender. "Tequilla, huh? Does it make your clothes fall off?" "No but it might help you get in them with me?" she said with a smile.The bartender sat thier drinks down she turned to the bar and picked hers up taking a sip and sizing him up. A slow song came on the juke box, you wanna dance? he ask her "with you I do" He put his arms around her waist and pulled her close to him,
Did Someone Write My Name On The Wall Of The Men's Room?
Did someone write my name on the men's room wall? Wow! I have received almost as many new friends requests in the last 24 hours (200), as I have since I joined Fubar 3 months ago. It is obvious to me that if I saw some of these people in a bar, I would not seek them out for conversation - especially those with the bags over there heads. Let's face it - first impressions mean everything... I have taken the time to write a bit about myself to give people a glimpse of who I am. I have come to expect the same from those who want to be my friend. I am not here about the points - even though I do get excited when I level up. The point is I am here to make friends, develop relationships with people who share mutual interests. Yet, most of the people I have accepted as friends to date I have never heard from since I accepted their friends request. I am looking to meet people to share our ups and downs, our successes and failures, our experiences and lessons learned... Okay,
Ixisu. Part 1.
"Inadequate, beyond pathetic, disease ridden attempt at being a God... My Lord. They will follow you no longer. Your worshippers refusal of you is a direct reflection of how you treated them. They now stand with someone willing to stand with them, not above them. Your people and I abandon your horrific, idiotic ideals. " These words where spat out, through deep guttural growls, dragon eyes blazing with a torrid anger never before seen. Blackened words of sheer unadulterated loathing withered and decayed anything standing within its path. This daughter of an ostracized God had seen enough death and destruction to fill five human lifetimes. Handed out by the very being they were forced to worship. No more. Taking her people, dragons, and army they fled the planet that had been their home for countless generations. Quay was all but a distant memory to them now, the price you pay for blasphemy, that, or tormented death.They had barely lived through both and had seen enough. His
2 More Days!!
2 more days and I will be doing the TIME WARP!!!
Sugars First Contest
This is sugarspices first contest we need to blow it out of fubar like we know how click on the pic below and bomb like crazy Redsun Videos | Music Video Codes | Nashville Homes For Sale Thank you for all your time Fonder of WTC DJPhilburg360
My Crazy Life
what's going on everyone my world just keeps getting crazy and screwed up the good thing is no more sucidal thoughts or attemps a few pagan holidays are comming up and i'm still at a job that i love. the bad things are finding that special one to spend those holidays with one of my bosses that i want to fucking kill and problems at home that ar getting worse ... so if u have any suggestions that could help feel free to send them ....
D U I Oklahoma Style!!
From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Tulsa,Oklahoma after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot
Enter My Warped Dluzional Mind...
I stole this from my girl Queenie's page, have no clue where she got it, but I absolutely love it. So, I wanted to share it :D Her Portrait She was painted perfect every detail etched in a careful way a collective reality of a mans dreams perfectly painted this girl did seem soul gazing eyes and soft tender lips walks with a swivel, she's got some hips skin made of silk that could melt a man a smile that shines as bright as the sun can her body a canvas like a work of art not only is she beautiful but also smart like a Van Gogh she's been set apart as she watches the world with innocent eyes a blossoming flower in human disguise a heart of gold, beauty, and brawn too this picture painted perfect for you.

What Color Werewolf Are You??created with You scored as SilverYou are a Silver Were. Silver Weres are the spice in the Garou, the strange and unexpected, often rare creatures. The irony of being Silver, even if the metal doesn't harm Weres like it was beleived, brings joy to the Silver Ones to no end. They are fascinated by the paranormal happenings around them, including themselves! Silver 90%Red 74%Black 71%Brown 69%Gold 62%White 45%Grey 43%
Come Rock With Us
Dj Pixi Zombie Raido ♫~ Wife to My True LOVE HORSE ~@ fubar (repost of original by 'Dj Pixi ♪ MANGER @ Zombie Raido ♫~ Wife to My True LOVE HORSE ~' on '2007-10-24 10:59:33') Come and Listen to looking for promoters and greeters come and be apart of the excitement! to become a greeter look for chita or Illusions to become a promoter click on the pic bellow and sb or leave a fumail to Dj wacco the head promoter
that there was someone out there right now, wishing they were falling asleep in your arms everynight, kissing your lips every morning and wanting to fall inlove wit u forever u kno who u r DO ME SUCK ME BLOW ME FUCK ME BREAK ME TEASE ME BUT DADDI PLEASE ME GRAB ME HOLD ME SPANK ME FOLD ME TURN ME TWIST ME LICK ME FIST ME Jenny was so happy about the house they had found, for once in her life twas on the right side of town, she unpacked her things with such great ease. as she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze. how wonderful it was to have her own room, school would be starting she have friends over soon. thered be sleep overs and parties she was so happy, its just the way she wanted her life to be, on the first day of school everything went great, she made new friends and even got a date. she thought i want to be popular and im going to be, becuz i jus got a date wit the star of the team. to be known in this school you had to have a clout, and dating thi
I don't understand. I have photos up which I know to list as NSFW, they show a lot of cleavage. It is interesting the range of what people consider NSFW. I put photos up today which show me from behind, CLOTHED, and someone listed them as NSFW to which I get a lecture message from Fubar. I wouldn't want to get someone in trouble, though I don't see how being on fubar at work at ALL won't get someone fired ;) Is a fully clothed picture from behind really NSFW? OPINIONS!
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My Thoughts
Okay, am I just being too much of a bitch or what? I HATE it when I'm on the phone with someone talking to them and telling them something about me and then they AREN'T EVEN LISTENING TO ME! For instance...I was just on the phone with my cousin and I was asking her if she was done with my radio/cd player/tape player she borrowed and I was trying to explain to her that I found OUR FAVORITE BOOK on tape and wanted my radio back to listen to since I don't have tv I like to listen to the radio while I'm online. Anyway...she just COMPLETELY ignores what I'm saying and carries on a conversation with someone else in the background!!!! I couldn't BELIEVE IT!!!! just pissed me off and needed to vent. OKAY...NOW I'M PISSED. My cousin was supposed to cut my husband's hair cause we are getting out pictures taken today as a family with the kids, but she just called me and said that "her wrist hurts too much" but the truth being that she is hanging out at Wal-Mar
Weird News
Oct 23, 6:32 PM (ET) MESA, Ariz. (AP) - A woman who stabbed her tied-up lover so she could drink his blood has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. Tiffany Sutton told Maricopa County Superior Court Judge David Udall that she was sorry for the incident and said she never meant to hurt anyone, but received the stiff sentence anyway after he called the crime especially heinous. Sutton, 24, pleaded guilty to aggravated assault in August. She was arrested by Tempe police in February after she repeatedly stabbed her lover during an alcohol- and drug-fueled sexual tryst. According to police reports, the victim, 46-year-old Robert McDaniel, agreed to be tied up during sex but became alarmed and asked to be untied when Sutton pulled out a knife and said she liked to drink blood. Sutton then attacked him, slicing his leg, puncturing his arm, shoulder and back and cutting his neck and stomach. When he escaped, she chased him with a pickax. Sutton's attorney, Elizabeth Houck, told th
ya know some of you guys must think us girls are pretty damn stupid. that you can just fuck us over use us and lie to us and we not ever find out. ha bull fucking shit. don't ever under estimate the power or wisdom of a woman. we can kick your sorry ass better than an guy ever can. so don`t plan on using,lying,cheating, or abusing a girl unless you plan on wanting that in return. what goes around comes around. and when it comes back to you its going to be 10 x`s as bad. so the next time you have a girlfriend and want to fuck around on her, make sure i`m not the gf your fucking around on. because things have ways of getting back to someone even if you think you have covered your ass. and a guy like that (you) never gets a second chance nor does he deserve a second chance with what he had. hope it was fucking worth it asshole.
Moving Home Yay
ok so i been home sick as hell i was born here in nashvill and raised in michigan i moved here in may and just dont like it here i gave it a shot and it didnt work so now i am packing all my stuff back up and moving home i will be leaving here the 4th i get my house back thank god lol and im so excited i will not be on much i have alot to get done not easy to pack a whole house up so i want to take my time and do it right not leaving my stuff here and so it will be easy for me to unpack when i get home im so excited i love you guys and as soon as i get there i will unpack and hopefully get back to normal i miss everyone and am verry sorry i havnt talked much just been so buisy but i swear ill be back to me soon muah
Willa Ford Nude Scene - The most amazing bloopers are here
More Assorted Poems
I'll be your dream I'll be your wish I'll be your fantasy I'll be your hope I'll be your love Be everything that you need I love you even more with every breath Truly Madly Deeply, do I will be strong I will be faithful Because I'm counting on a new beginning A reason for living A deeper meaning, yeah... I want to stand with you on a mountain I want to bathe with you in the sea I want to lie like this forever Until the sky falls down over me And when the stars are shining brightly in the velvet sky I'll make a wish Send it to heaven And it'll make you want to cry tears of joy for all the Pleasure and the certainty That we're surrounded by the comfort and protection Of the highest power In lonely hours The tears without you I am the burden that keeps you awake I am the fears that sing you to sleep I am the flowers that lay by your grave I am the tears you shall no longer weep....... What is beauty? Where is it found? Is it trapped in our soul? Is it in o
Lifes Lessons
Never say "I love you" if you don't really care" Never talk about feelings if they arent really there Never hold my hand if your gona break my heart Never say you're going to... if you never plan to start. Never look in my eyes if all you do is Lie Never say "Hello" When what you really mean is "Good-bye" If you really mean forever... You really would have tried. Never say forever... Cuz forever made me cry It isn't that I just woke up one day and realized that I fell out of love with him... No that was not the case at all... Its more like I had fallen in love with the MAN that he wanted me to believe that he was... It just so happened that i realised that he never really was that man he is someone different... just someone else, someone that I knew but didn't fall in love with... I hold out hope that someday, just maybe maybe one day I will meet THAT man.... OK WELL NOT THAT MAN... But someone that is atleast Honest an
Our love is like a river, ever flowing without end. You are everything to me, a lover, and best friend. You drifted into my life, as on a warm summer breeze. You give my life contentment, put my heart and mind at ease. My searching days were over, the day that I met you. You made my life complete, with a love that is so true. I wonder if you know, or if youll ever see How you have fulfilled my life, and completely completed me. I love you Michelle, Michael
Shell Be Back Soon
Sorry I haven't had a chance to get on til now. I'm still in Italy, we are packing up the villa and on to the next place. Still don't know where yet, but as soon as I get my Aunt settled I will be back in the states. I miss everyone very much hope to talk to everyone soon. I wont be able to get on til we get moved so,cause I'm packing the laptop now, I will have my sister check my messages. Hugs and Kisses to all, Michelle Hi all this is Michelle's sister Marie. She jetted off to Italy for a week or so. She said to say Hi and kisses to all. I talked to her already and she said everything is going great and she misses all her fubar friends.
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Amazing Friend
Well not to good at this kind of thing but gonna giv it a shot.. Ive found one of the greatest persons in the world.. She alaways makes me feel comfortable when im talking with her.. I can feel at ease being myself with her. Shes alaways got a kind word and alaways willing to listen. I love her personiaity snd sense of humor. And most of all her kind heart.. Ijust wanted to let her know how special she has become to me. Ill alaways be here for her no matter what. Thank you STARFIRE for being such an awesome friend your the best. love ya.. LifehouseYou And MeMusic Video Codes By Music
Reached Daily Limit
ive reached the daily limit to rate people on this level if u could help we would apperciate it we will return the love n rates thanks
Life Part 4
I am a bit tired. Woke up at 6:30 this morning after not sleeping well all night. My neck seems to be bothering me again. I felt the pain all night which isn't good. Time to make another doctor appointment and maybe this time he will set me up with physical therapy? I miss my love so much. It feels like days since we have chatted. He is traveling now so it will be another day at least before we can talk. Sms is nice but online seeing him is better! ;) Anthony has his drivers permit test this afternoon. I sure hope he passes it. Otherwise, he has to wait a week before he can try again. Then, he does one driving lesson with a company and then he can start driving with me and Peter....oh boy! I remember how scary it was the first time I had Ashton get on the freeway! I hope he is a good driver and cautious! I have a lot of work to get done. Sales tax and stuff. I will be working all day. Kiss Martin, love you! Kiss and hugs! ~ciao~
Friendship is based on honesty and trust. Friendship is being able to help when help is needed. Friendship is being able to tell one another the truth even though it may hurt. Friendship is being able to just hang out and have a good time. Friendship is knowing when something is wrong without anything being said. Friendship is both good times and bad times. The one thing that friendship is not and that is lieing because your afraid to tell the truth. I will always be your friend and will always be here to help you and make you smile when you are sad, I will never lie to you to spare your feelings, because lieing always leads to more hurt. I hope you feel the same way and value our friendship as much as I do. I will always be your friend, the question is will you always be my friend. K: Crazy A: Easy to fall in love with T: Makes dating fun. I: Loves to laugh and smile E: can kick your ass M: Has gorgeous eyes C: Good kisser G: Loves to laugh and smile L
Everyday, I always think of you. Do you, too? My head swells with memories of you. But do thoughts of me even pass your mind? Would it even occur to you to wonder? Two hundred and fifty kilometers apart yet were aware what happens in both our lives. We share messages of when, what and where. But always leaving out the why and how. When theres a great distance between us it seems that our minds are connecting. When were near each other in a crowd its as if weve never exchanged thoughts. If its just the two of us in the same room would we just stare at each others eyes, never utter a single word while waiting just waiting.. for something to happen?
Hpnotized Lounge
I'm A Dj !!!!! Whooot
Alright all yours truly has become a DJ at the ACE cafe. My first show is Thursday 2-4am EST. I'm so nervous I got butterflies in my stomach. I have some big shoes to fill and some rocking DJs to look up to. I hope can can the place like they have been able to do. So if you can please come join me in the lounge and maybe stop by and hear my show and hope I don't screw it up. Anyways stop by and show some love and catch some great tunes.
come rock out with me in Charmed Visions. I play all genres and all requests
One of the main factors, in feeling truly Owned is to be constantly reminded throughout the day of Master's control. These reminders can be subtle or really obtrusive. The more often a she is reminded of her submission, the deeper it becomes....and the more fulfilling. So here are some ideas you might want to try... And no matter what rules you decide to make your own, please.... be consistent. If you are unwilling to take the time to enforce the rules you make, then there may as well be no rules at all. There is nothing in the world that will make her feel less loved than to have a Master who ignores her transgressions and does not exert Their Dominance. Have her wear slave bells. The constant soft jingling of the bells is soothing and a certain reminder of her submission. When she has broken a rule, talk to her as you punish....and make her speak in detail about why what she did was wrong. Make her take her shoes off every day as soon as she enters your house. A beaut
Dirty Poem
One night of pleasure, Nine months of pain Three days in the hospital A little baby came.. Its quite natural for a guy to put a girl up against the wall Pull down her reputation stick in the education to increase the population of the younger generation. One night of pleasure, Nine months of pain, Three days in the hospital, Little Johnny came. His father was a bastared , His mother was a whore, Little Johnny wouldnt be here if the rubber hadnt tore!!!
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1st Verse Like a gift from the heavens, it was easy to tell, It was love from above, that could save me from hell, She had fire in her soul it was easy to see, how the devil himself could be pulled out of me, There were drums in the air as she started to dance, Every soul in the room keeping time with there hands, And we sang (Chorus) Ay oh ay oh ay oh ay, And the voices rang like the angels sing, And singing Ay oh ay oh ay oh ay, And we danced on into the night, Ay oh ay oh, Ay oh ay oh, And we danced on into the night, 2nd Verse Like a piece to the puzzle that falls into place, You could tell how we felt from the look on our faces, we was spinning in circles with the moon in our eyes, No room left to move in between you and I, We forgot where we were and we lost track of time, And we sang to the wind as we danced through the night, And we sang (Chorus) Ay oh ay oh ay oh ay, And the voices rang like the angels sing, And singing Ay oh ay oh ay oh ay
Stroke Of Good Luck
Ok, yall that know me enough know my car has been giving me issues. had it to the Cardealer like 3 times in the past 6 months for the same issues-over heating repeatedly and transmission jumpin hard.I have been chewin my fingers off worrying.....transmissions are not cheap, and for an 05 monte carlo*sighs* i was freaking. Finally today i get it back to the shop, ready to chew up one of the technicians if they come and tell me they cant find anything wrong.After 3 hrs of waiting, the guy comes out to tell me it is throwing a code...FINALLY!!!! they know whats wrong... thermostat is sticking....waterpump and some seal or something internally in the transmission.(:()OMFG!! he was like its all covered on ur warranty 0 deductible...(:O went my face) i about shit! AAAAAAAAAAND! AND!he got a rental car authorized(no charge to me)(:O)for me to use til tomorrow when my car should be done:) WOOP WOOP!!! funny part is, i been harassin a very good friend of mine about his "shoebox"....heh well..
Can You Read
Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
Xbox 360
WTF!? My XBOX 360 takes a crap! I do some research and see that Microsoft had the XBOX made in China, Big surprise it doesn't work! Anyway Microsoft knows there is a defective piece that causes a major hardware malfunction rendering the machine unplayable. It is called the 3 red lights of death. It will happen sooner or later. I got lucky that my Warranty was still good. I had my wife call Microsoft and they are sending a box for me to send the unit to them. They are picking up the shipping and they should. They are going to fix it or send me a new one. They said they would extend a new warranty for 3 more years, that rocks, but WTF do I do now? They said it will take a 30 day turnaround. Sony never broke! LOL If you know you have a problem with your systems then f00ken recall them and fix the shit! And give us a loaner while we wait!!! Some people are pro gamers man and we have to play!! Oh well I guess it is back to reg XBox or PS. ARG! There is always Tivo!!!
Hello All Fubar
need help getting my salute done just stopping by to say hello to all the fubar folks. please help me get my level up. and i will do something for you just a big sweetheart. looking for friends. yes i am a firefighter. yes i am a great kisser,anything else just ask hope all of you have a great holiday love sexyff
Iam disabling my shoutbox as of now for a little while. If you need or want to reach me you'll have to click this pic and chat with me through comments. I have almost 2000 friends and noone with time to help but everyone wants to chat so I figured this is a good way to kill 2 birds with one stone.Hate doin' it this way but hey, Whatever works. Lucy
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The Best Family
Hey ladies.................. Ok heart and I have decided to do a Fu angel auction... So angels.... lets do this...... The auction starts as soon as all the angels entered that want to be in it.......So we will make the entry date.....7/18/2008.. that means all enteries in by then.... The auction will run for one month........ Start date. 7/18/2008 End date. 8/18/08 So if you have never been in a auction here are some things to give you and idea of what you can do.... first..... your favorite pic..... or your sexiest.. which ever suits you the best!!!! So... under your pic you will have a list of things you will provide to your new owner!!!!! for example.... 300 elevens rate all stash salute/regular/nsfw phone call crush for a month family for a month custom pics made OWNED BY next to name for a month etc... etc.... etc.... be creative.......... make up your own...... Those where just some examples........ This will be the first fu angel aucti
Now What?
Just thought id get a bit off my chest here. I moved into my new place and I absolotly love it! Except one thing, I live off a salary of 7.00 an hour, I never get to do anything fun. On top of that, my roof is now leaking. Im just really stressed about money, blah blah blah and I needed to get that off my chest. Although im still stressed. Ill be good though, I have the most amazing friends and the best boyfriend ever to get me though the hard times!
Description Of A Soldier
Description of a Soldier Excerpts from an email sent by a soldiers mother: The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he can field strip a rifle in 30 seconds and reassemble it in less time in the dark. He digs foxholes and latrines and can apply first aid like a professional. He can march until he is told to stop or stop until he is told to march. He obeys orders instantly and without hesitation, but he is not without spirit or individual dignity. He is self-sufficient. He has two sets of fatigues: he washes one and wears the other. He keeps his canteens full and his feet dry. He sometimes forgets to brush his teeth, but never to clean his rifle. He can cook his own meals, mend his own clothes, and fix his own hurts. If you're thirsty, he'll share his water with you;
" Mom Helen Had Her Sugery "
why we need friends, Life is full of choices sometimes we make the wrong choice. as we grow older from say 11 to 13 is when we start to make most of the wrong choices, we don't have the insight that our parents have, we think we know everything and we become followers, not leaders. now when we hit 14 is when we know everything and our friends make wrong choices and what do we do?? we follow them hahaha. but in light of it all we see the chance to change things, we get a little older and now we have jobs, now is the time to decide what we want in our life, you got it, friends. now I don't know about you but in real life I have 3 true friends that I can call at any givin moment and would be here asap, they were there when my mother past away, so before you piss off a friend, make sure they are the ones you dont want around.
Redneck Pick Up Lines
Redneck Pick-Up Lines 1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. 4) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em. 5) If you was a tree and I were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock." 8) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 9) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner. 10) If yer gonna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til the afternoon. 11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,................every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
Hi there, here is the interpretation of the astrological chart that you asked for. Also attached is a .GIF graphic file which depicts your chart wheel. Thank you for visiting the Astrolabe WEB site at This report has been created especially for you. It represents your Unique picture at the time you were born and at the place you were born. If you are unsure of the exact time of day of your birth (or the date or the place), the reading will probably not seem as accurate as it could be in certain places, but other parts will seem to be very appropriate. You will notice at certain places in the reading that contradictory information seems to be given. This is to be expected, because the personality of most people is extremely complex. For example, at times we are quite shy and at other times we are very aggressive, and so forth. You will also notice that, at certain points in the reading, certain patterns may be repeated over and over, especially in a longer more detailed
Let's Give It Up For The People!
Here's my stats... Congratulations! Your happy hour was a great success: lots of people gave lots of love. 687 members leveled up during your happy hour: Thankyou for everyone that rated my things, added or fanned me... Thankyou to all the levelers... You guys are Super-fantasic, Calafragilistic, and Boombastic! Thankyou I love you all so so very much, and yes I Godfathered!
if you have a heart and actually care about your city you will read thisOn October 2007 over a dozen wildfires across Southern California, United States forced the evacuation of over 265,000 residents. Thousands of homes were completely destroyed which is REALLY scary.. this is actually our second huge WILD FIRE in San Diego, California and our last one took place on 10-25-03 which is pretty weird.. almost on the SAME DAY. Arnold Schwarzenegger asked Wyoming and other states to help us out with our fire by bringing more helicopters for water which is hopefully going to help us throughout the weekend. Schools are closed and students are worrying about it.. I mean do you really want to watch your city burn down? Its becoming a dangerous place so why should you worry about not going to school for a while? Its just ridiculous. This makes me cry and it should to you too. Many people were injured by this...this seriously breaks my heart.. if you have been watching the horrifying news earlier
Should Guys Wear Makeup??
I have heard it looks hot!....Personally I don't believe that it does!.....Gotta have a few things to seperate men from
When I Am Real Bored!
Confusion Frustration Anger Hurt To name just a few Helplessness The need to scream You wonder why Enlightenment Frustration yet again Hope Hope taken away Tears Guilt You wonder why Unanswered questions Broken hearted
Contest Ends In 2 Days
Hi all, This contest is over in less then 6 hours. I hope if you have time you can rate my pic, add a comment or two, share it, etc. I will return the favor when ever you need me. Thanks to everyone who all ready helped out. JC PS Just click on my pic
Punky Needs Help
I entered a Halloween contest to win a blast and I really need some help from my amazing friends. All im asking is to just drop some comments for me, I really need as much help as I can get. Im up against some serious bombers and I really dont want to lose : ( Heres the cool part: if you can drop 500 comments, ill make you a salute picture. And if you can do 1500 comments, ill do a special t shirt salute just for you. Just email me when you finish the comments, and youll get the salute. I really need help, so repost this also : ) Heres the picture: and heres my link for when you finish the comments: Punky@ fubar (repost of original by 'Punky' on '2007-10-23 19:07:41')
Kingdom Of Wolves Best Bomber Winner
Coming Home To La!
Hola hombrez, I finally come home to LA on the 30th of this month, who is around and what are we getting up to? ;)
This Is All About Me
i'm lookin for new freinds come check me out...thanks come check out me or give me a shout.Who's partying tonight! teLL mE wAt u tHinK,hOlla yA dIG.
Oi Vay!
Ya need some geshtook in yer gadeera!!??
Mercurial Quickness
Most, if not all of my pix were either taken with a remote or by a timer. Unfortunately there is noone behind the camera. Maybe, Suzail being herself. Its the Gemini speed in me, but it does limit what I can do within the pix =-) A quick answer to a question often asked. Thanks. I do hope you all enjoy them. I do take requests if I'm able to shoot them. ~S
Holy Hell ((losts Of Cussing ))
When you know that someone that lives in your house will you put a gawd damned toad this big in a bucket for them to come across?? Someone put this huge fucking thing in a bucket in front of my washing machine. Talk about having a fucking panic attack ?? My chest is still hurting and i have tears rolling down my face. I hope I killed it seriously yeah some of you might have a problem with me saying that but your brothers didn't hold you down on more than one occasion and put them all over you and in your mouth. You didn't get slipped acid and see these around you and they were trying to kill you. I hate frogs and toads equal. Yes I hope I killed the mother fucker I slung not only it but the bucket across the street and the klunking sound as it hit the pavement was almost rejoiceful. I had ot have my son with me walking with him get the bucket I couldn't look at it. And no I did not kill it it just went on a SPEEDY flight 20 yards away but damn it i do not l
Help Me Win A Contest
I Don't Know How I'm Supposed To Feel
I dont know how Im supposed to feel Or what Im supposed to say You treat me so badly Why do you treat me this way? You yell at me and cuss me There really isnt a reason You talk to me like crap You make my life no fun I dont understand what I did Where is the love you have for me? You say you love me with all your heart This is what I dont see How you can treat me this way Like you dont even care I did nothing wrong But pain is all I bear I cant take it anymore I am so sick of living like this You are a control freak You arent the one I want to kiss You talk to me like Im not even a person I have feelings too I am always sad and upset My feelings have been destroyed by you I dont understand why you do this to me Do you get happy watching me cry? This I dont understand And I ask Why? You have no answer for why You think its ok to treat me this way It isnt as bad as six years before But I am sick of living this way My heart f
Stilleto Girl's Come Visit Us.. Mwah!!
Strip Club
Hey everybody. I am a member of a group called The M&M Nation. There is also a lounge for the group. We are currently having a contest to see who can get the most friends to join. If you win, you get a blast or a VIP. I would really like to win but I need all of you guys to help me out. If you go into the lounge and become a member...tell ladye that i sent you and that will count towards mine. I will post the link here so it is easier for you to find. If for some reason it doesnt work, just go into my profile and click on my lounges and you will find it there. thanks everybody.
Sex Quiz
You have a Sexual IQ of 149 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18.
Just An Issue
Crumbled papers Of poems about you Written with words That will never come true Written in ink That will never fade away The hopeful words I wish I could say Hands still shaking As I continue to write Scribbled letters Of black and white Eager to tell you How I feel Wishing I could prove My feelings are real
Prays For All In Calif
Breast Cancer Awarness And Holiday Items
1. Check out my Breast Cancer Awarness Special that ends on October 31, 2007!!! For each collection purchased by October 31, 2007, Passion Parties will donate $5.00 to the Passion Parties Charitable Foundation for the Susan G. Komen Foundation and the Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation!! Click on my website link! Go to "Shop Online" then to "Just for her" and click on the "Breast Cancer Awarness" Icon at the top on the left side!!! 2. We just got in these wonderful new items for the Holiday season!! Are you looking for a Stripper Pole to spice up your bedroom, then check out my website! We also have other new wonderful products for the Holiday season! Go to "Shop Online" and click on "Holiday Specials"! 3. Host a party I have great incentives for you as well!!!! Host a party for a fun evening of a girls night in, bachelorette party, bridal shower, birthday party and more party options!! Also would do a Bar night show, if you are a bar owner ask me for details! 4. Become a Co
My Songs
Late at night I lay awake in bed Thinking about the things that we've said Wondering if tomorrow will be okay Dreaming about how life should be Hoping that you'll be with me Will tomorrow be a brand new day? I wish sometimes I knew just what to say.... (Chorus) There's a time when we all fall When we all stand up to our call A moment when our hearts are just a revvin' When you came into my life... ...I took one step towards Heaven. Times are getting harder it seems. Trying to smash all of our dreams. If we pull together will they all still come true? Will this world get the best of us? Break us down and break or trust. Lets stay together and well know just what to do. I wish sometimes I knew just what to say.... (Chorus) There's a time when we all fall. When we all stand up to our call. A moment when our hearts are just a revin'. When you came into my life... ...I took one step towards Heaven. ********************************* Who kn
Birthday Love
Happy Birthday to ~Boo~, show her some love! Boo ???@ fubar
**Kiss on the belly-----"lets have sex" **Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine" **Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny" **Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends" **Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you" **Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together" **Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you" **Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you" **Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other" **A wink ---"Let's get it on" **Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine" **Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you" **Holding on tight ---"Don't let go" **Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't let go" **Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me" **Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go" **Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completely Comfortable with you" --Advice-- *Dont ask for a kiss, take one. I have been asked several times by my parents what I'd like to do for my birthday. Actually, they, more then likely, are unable to get me/do what I'd like for my
Mean Moms
Mean Moms Someday when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will tell them, as my Mean Mom told me: I loved you enough to ask where you were going, with whom, and what time you would be home. I loved you enough to be silent and let you discover that your new best friend was a creep. I loved you enough to stand over you for two hours while you cleaned your room, a job that should have taken 15 minutes. I loved you enough to let you see anger, disappointment, and tears in my eyes. Children must learn that their parents aren't perfect. I loved you enough to let you assume the responsibility for your actions even when the penalties were so harsh they almost broke my heart. But most of all, I loved you enough to say NO when I knew you would hate me for it. Those were the most difficult battles of all. I'm glad I won them, because in the end you won, too. And someday when your children a
Bombing Contest
Help Me Win This Contest (Click the Pic. to come show me love!) I am trying to win a 7 day blast please rate me and show me some comment bombing love. Let me know if you bomb me so I can return you some love! Help Me Win This Contest (Click the Pic. to come show me love!) I am trying to win a 7 day blast please rate me and show me some comment bombing love. Let me know if you bomb me so I can return you some love! HELP ME PLEASE!! BOMBING CONTEST!! MY VERY FIRST ONE!!!Daisy
Dating And Me..
I've done a lot of dating rants recently.. and I'm starting to think I've got a grip on the centralized problem -- the talk. So I've gone on a lot of little.. I guess you would call them dates, recently, with some pretty cool and pretty crappy people. It seems like I'm constantly being shoved into "the talk" when its one of those things I avoid at all costs. "The talk" meaning "relationship status discussion." Relationship status? For some reason, people want to discuss this after like, 2 dates. WHAT? Well, since that always makes me twitch, I've decided I'm going to start having the talk with people before we even go on date one. In fact, Im going to blog my side of "the talk" right here for everyone to see, that way I never have to have it again. I'll be on my date and say, "Heres a link. Please call me if you have questions, thanks..." and then I will basically be tech support for my "the talk" website. I'm a genius. Moving on.. Heres what I want. * I do not want
The Dj's Law
Little DJ has his first day at school. His Mom was real worried, and when she picked him up from school at the end of the day, she anxiously asked him how his day went. 'Well, I came top of the class in Math, I made a touchdown in football, and I had sex with the teacher.' 'What! How dare you! Get into your room and wait till your father gets home!' Little DJ goes to his room, and when his father comes home, DJ's mom tells his father, 'I'm absolutely disgusted with DJ. He said he came top of the class in Math, made a touchdown in football, and had sex with the teacher!' 'That's my boy' thinks his Dad. So he goes upstairs to talk to DJ. 'Don't worry about your Mom. She's a bit upset, but it sounds to me like you had an awesome day at school. In fact, I'm so pleased, you know that bicycle I said I was going to buy you for Christmas, I think I'll get it for you this weekend.' 'Oh no, Dad, don't. I don't think I'll be able to sit down for a while.' 1. PLAY SOMETHING GO
A Former Myspacer...?
sometimes we all get down on ourselves,but everyone has their opwn beauty to share so far,fubar is impressing compared to the dullness of myspace.maybe its just because i been on myspace forever it gets old.but like all new things,its a fresh new help me understand how this works better still figuring things out
Sometimes I get really confused about life. Is that because we are not suppose to understand it? Just when I think I'm on the right track with something seems I am corrected and it wasn't what I thought. Maybe I am just trying too hard. I need to take a different approach at this. Think I'll try this and see what happens.....Wish me luck!!! So what is the deal with people and pictures. I mean you see a picture of them and you are like dayum he or she is hot. You view their web cam and it's like who the fuck are you. I really don't understand this. How do you change your picture. I don't understand. Just be yourself if not in the end it will come back to get you. Fake people are the worst people of all. Ok so I freakin hate it when I go to a fast food drive through and ask for ketchup. I get back to my office and there are 2 packs in the bag. WTF I mean I don't need the person at the window to be the ketchup police. Nor do I need them to watch my ketchup intake. I mean WTF are these peo
My Contest Blog
Welcome To My Salute Photo Contest. So it pretty simple really. Contact me with your photo by fubar mail or let me know which one to rip from photo files. Contest will run from Oct 28th to midnight Nov 10th (That's 2 weeks) Prizes are as followed. 1st 30 day blast or 2 VIP's. 2nd is which ever the winner didn't pick 3rd is a 7 day blast 4th is a 3 day blast... Prize Eggs For Follow are.....Wait If you know where the Prize Eggs are coming then they aren't Prize eggs anymore now are they. So Far Prize eggs for this Contest have Been. LaKesha for reaching 1000 comment votes 1st FU WIFEY OF BIG WILLIE~MŹ ββ.k.ĤMŹ MM FoBeing A Last Vote During My Monday Lunch Hour LadyofNY For Being A Last Vote During My Monday Lunch Hour (Last Lunch Blast of The Week) frostybuds For Being the 1000th comment/voter on ladyofny photo. THE LATIN MAN For Being the 1000th comment/voter on Nocturnal Mistress photo. *AKAMRS. T 10,000 fu bucks for being the l
Help Me Win A Vip
hey everyone if you want to help me win a vip come join m&m nation they are holding a contest for the person that gets the most peopl to join they will get a vip or a blast so plz come help me here is the site just follow the rules and help me out
A Letter To Me.
This letter was left for me on my MSN page. I have been getting letters from this person for awhile now and I have no idea why. I do not know who this person is or what I did to them to make them so mad at me. I try to be nice to people and I have always thought I treated people nicely. This one really hurt me though. I just wish I knew who this person was so I could find out what I did to them. I really didn't think I was that bad of a person. I thought I always treated people good and tried to make them feel loved, I just don't know what to do anymore. Here is what they wrote: I see you are still around. I dont know why you think that anyone cares about you or how you feel. You are just a waste of human flesh and we are tired of hearing about your problems and how much pain you are in. If things are so bad just do everyone a favor and kill yourself. You will always be alone, and obviously no one wants to be with you. Just do the world a favor and disappear or die!!! No woma
My 1st One
Name: DOB: Is your Pussy Shaved? Is your Pussy Trimmed? Is your Pussy All Hair? Do you squirt? Do you love to have a Big O from being eaten out? You like to Suck Cock after you get your Pussy ate: What is your Fav Position? Is my Tongue Pic the only Reason you added me to you Buddy list: When are you open for an Oral interview? 1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would consider having sex with? yes 2. What side of the bed do you usually sleep on? the side shes not on. 3. Have you had sex with anyone in your top friends? yes. 4. Pork, beef, or chicken? beef 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? nope 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? Nope. 7. Shower or bath? Shower 8. Do you brush your teeth in the shower? Sometimes, but not really. 9. Mexican or Chinese food? mexican 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? 50/50. 11. Do you love someone on
3400 To Level..its Her Birthday
Show her some birthday love. Boo ???@ fubar
Meeting At The Bar
Lyrics I Like...
Heard this song on the radio this past week and instanly fell in love with it... This is exactly how I feel about Jack! ********************************************* The sun is shining everyday The clouds never get in the way for you and me Ive known you just a week or two But baby Im so into you I can hardly breathe And Im in So totally wrapped up Emotionally attracted So physically active So recklessly I need you So desperately sure as the sky is blue Baby I love you I love you I never knew that I could feel like this Can hardly wait till our next kiss Youre so cool If Im dreaming please dont wake me up cause baby I cant get enough of what you do And Im in So electrically charged up Kinetically active Erractically need you Fanatically you get to me Magically sure as the sky is blue Baby I love you I cant believe That this is real The way I feel Baby Ive gone head over heels And Im in So totally wrapped up Emotionally att
im in a contest i have never been in one before so i need all the help i can get any help would be greatly appriciated. please help and thank you .
Think Before You Speak
Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with mens balls" THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at th
A Little Too Strange
This is a shoutbox conversation (read from bottom up) that I had with some weirdo about a comment I had made in a mumm. He apparently got tired of deleting comments so he just deleted the whole mumm. The mumm was the now standard, "Who's going to win the World Series?" To which, I commented, as I always do, "Baseball sucks". Our conversation follows. ****** Him: Ok well Im sorry either way. Me: I'm not angry. I could care less. Him: The whole point was that I was looking for baseball fan's opinions. I'm sorry if I made you angry, but thats the way I felt about it Him: Okay Me: You deleted it? You really are just a little too weird. Him: if you would of said something clever then I would of left it up. Seriously. Me: Actually it had nothing to do with you. There are other mummers that would be expecting to see my comment, as it is standard, and they might miss it or worry about me if I didn't say it. Him: This ignore it. If you're not a fan then it doesnt
The Miracle Of Compounding
Their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20, for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the next 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state Over the next few minutes, he explained That his company had gone through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go - It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years of deposits and interest totaling nearly $ 1 million. Then, she showed him stock certificates issued by the bank which were worth over $ 2 million, and informed him
George Carlin - Rules For 2007
No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days --- mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain...Lobster? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: 'Lucky bastards.' New Rule: If you need to s
Suicidal Thoughts
From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Whitesville, Kentucky after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the park
Need Ideas For Backgrounds
Southern California Fires!!
ok well...i just moved out of California...most of you know Wyoming to be with the man of my dreams but I just found out that my mom and little brother have had to be evacuated due to the wild fires in Running Springs, CA. She's not sure if her house is still there or not and has no way of knowing just yet but pretty much all of the small town of Running Springs is destroyed. If you can, please keep them in your thoughts and prayers during this devastating time along with all of the other families in the nearby communities. I'm worried as hell and feel helpless because now I'm so far away. All i can do is hope and pray that everything turns out fine and that the evacuations were only precautionary measures that had to be taken...but as of this morning the fire that caused all this had still been 0% contained. Anyway..not much more to say than that...just has been weighing on my heart and i thought i would share..:) ~AMber~
The Best Of Late Night.....
"This week, Vice President Dick Cheneys wife Lynne Cheney says that Obama and Dick Cheney are related. She said they are actually eighth cousins. Lynne Cheney says that Obama-Dick Cheney connection was the result of one of Obamas ancestors marrying one of Cheneys ancestors in 1650. Even more interesting: Do you know who introduced them in 1650? Bob dole." -Jay Leno "Big day in Washington. Today President Bush had a historic meeting with the Dalai Lama. There was an awkward moment when Bush saw what the Dalai Lama was wearing and said, Dont tell me they lost your luggage." -Conan O'Brien "Yesterday, the Dalai Lama had a private meeting with President Bush. The last Dalai the president greeted at the White House was Parton." -Jimmy Kimmel "According to The Wall Street Journal, Botox hit a billion dollars in sales last year. A billion dollars! Of course, the Botox people are thrilled. You couldnt tell by looking at their faces, but they were." -
Pissed Off Big Time
Sensual Fun
Ok so I am curious here.... over the years I have come to realize that most people.. both men and women.. are afraid to truly express themselves in a sexual manner... everyone has their secrets that they are afraid to let be known in fear that others will look down on them. Why is it that people choose to live like this instead of being who they truly are? What is your take on this?
California On Fire-lets All Be Grateful For What We Have
I Ran Naked With The Trojan Man Because I Love Marijuana
Welcome to this world of insanity which we call life. Questions fill my mind but their answers are such simple ones. Respect and Love, should they run parallel, or are they not similar at all. There is a knife on the counter for you to use to continue the stabbing. See the scars upon my back they are from others just like you, kick me while Im down, you better run like a little bitch and watch over your shoulder because in the end I will get mine. Follow your heart, apparently mine has lost its internet connection to Mapquest, and I cant trust the fuckin thing anymore, maybe they sell replacement parts at Walmart. Is being alone as scary as it seems to be or is it just missing that regular piece of ass you are used to having whenever you see fit? I am not a toy, I cannot be thrown down and expected to be there whenever your lil fuckin heart desires. Relationships, what a fuckin joke, devote time and love to just get rejection in return. Meaningless phrases, empty promises, an
Whats Your Sexy Sign
L I B R A: The sex addict Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna fuck with... u might end up crying... the most irresistible.Rare 2 find. Funny. Talkitive. Erotic. Smart. loves sports. gets what he/she wants. Loves to be in a relationship. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost. V I R G O: The Sex Fiend Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. S C O R P I O: The Freak in bed Can be mean somtimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if cro
Brain Eaten By Fire Ants
So we went to the movie tonight. And now, here is what is left in my head. (Not that most of these people will ever read it.) Dear Heather- I went to see the "Sex and the City" movie tonight. I went without you. That seems strange to say. It seems strange that our long and profound friendship ended one day because of an uncharged cell-phone. I hope you liked the movie. I wonder if it made you miss me. Or Kelly. Or Bill- assuming you didn't marry him yet. Not that he's right for you, but it just seemed like something that might happen. He's your BIG. Though you'd be better with Aidan. And, if I were to venture a guess, you'd be with Alekzandar. Hope you saw the movie, and liked it. Good-bye again. -Jamie Dear Renee- I'm going to miss you when you move to Canada. You are the Samantha. And I am only a Samantha when I'm with you. I miss you already. It sounds stupid, since I barely get to see you. And I know it's for the best, and that there isn't another choice. But not
Listen Up Now!!
God's Busy If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!! !! A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform, I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God, I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventuall
Ok, so I am addicted to communication...that is communication VIA computer...I hate the phone...i live alone with my 10 month old son and work from home...the nearest town/city is 60 miles from I am bored therefore I treat the laptop as my second child...the one who keeps me in touch with all the pervs and friends out there. ////my son can only say so much..usually baba is the extent of it now. Oh yeah, he is jealous of my "second child" and has ripped parts off of my laptop. So far the shift key is gone...the alt key is missing, the UP arrow is non-existent. I managed to save the "k" and stick it back on here but the ESC key is barely hanging on. I mean barely! If i tip my latop, then my escape will fall in oblivion!!! That is why you may see me on here throughout the day! I am just looking for affection!!!
Just wanted to let everyone know why I haven't been on here today. We got a new puppy on Saturday. He was doing real good until yesterday. Then he wouldn't eat or drink anything. I tried anything and everything I could think of, but he wouldn't touch a thing. So, this morning I called the Vet and they said to come on in. When I went to the carrier to get him, he couldn't hardly stand up this morning. Went to the Vet they said they thought he had Parvo. So they did a test and sure enough, he did! I was heartbroken!! They gave me an estimate on the cost of care through Friday. I about fainted, almost $400!! The Vet said they had a blood test they could do to get a better idea of his odds. Well while they were running the blood test, he stopped moving and whinning. I called for the Vet and she came and took him away to check him. Came back and said his heart was about to give out. So, we decided with the Vet's help that the best thing to do would be to go ahead and put him to sleep. I di
Dollar-bills and coins enter and leave the wallets of enemies and friends Mornings, afternoons, evenings, and weekends fill with reminders of your dreams Demographics enjoy comforts that you are failing to endure Now you wait for a last chance to remain as innocent and pure Kings, queens, bishops, rooks, knights, and pawns rule the face of the Earth Feet march, left and right, race against time, forgetting to breathe Now you wait for more lessons in sharing everyones frivolous concerns Dollar-bills and coins enter and leave the wallets of enemies and friends Welcome to Quicksand Island, the home of Lower Fort Knox Here, you are fed for helping to move ginormous gold-bricks Here, you are clothed for flattering every briefcase, each tie Shelter you get for punctual shift-attendance each day Now the complacent-people, without even a clue to stand on People who wave a magic-wand back at each solution People who read a high-verb low-pronoun diet We
My First Contest!!!
thanx in advance for anyone helping. i need the most comments to win and there are no rules. contest is just starting and will end nov. 7th at 7pm eastern. :) ok guys im in my first contest. it starts today the 24th and ends nov 7th at 7pm eastern. it is comment bombing and there are no rules just most comments gets 1 month vip second gets 7 day blast and so on. anyways i would appreciate any help and will return the love!! here is the pic link
Nice Guy Finish Last
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait." To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state line) to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes. To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy
Help Me Out?
So I met this beautiful lady on myspace about 7 months ago... we hit it off from the start... laughin & jokin till the wee hours of the morning every night... Talked and shared everything about ourselves... good and bad.. past and future. we share alot of the same goals.. we share the same type of personality both very loving affectionate and giving people. Now there were a few bumps in the road, but nothing that couldnt be overcome. Well we finally go to meet on Sunday and i was nothing less then amazing... everything was 1000% better then I could have even imagined. I know how i feel and I think she feels the same way as well... but how can you really know 100% I wrote this last night.. with no other reason other then I cant get her out of my head.. she is all I think about... I am just curious... am I overdoing it? am I thinking to much? You tell me.... here is what I wrote.... So its been a few days since I have seen her and I cant get her out of my mind
Don't you hate it when your day turns out like crap. Then things really look up that evening. Something you needed to get done comes together for you. Then on your way home from one of the great things, BAMMM, you hit a fucking deer. Smashes your windshield, rips off your side mirror, dents your finder in the front and puts a huge dent in your rear panel too. Its been one of those days today.
Blog Worthy
Top 10 email turnoffs for women 1. Don't ask her how much she weighs or what her measurements are. You might as well just tell her you only want to sleep with her and you have no interest in getting to know her, because that's what she's going to think if you ask her this. 2. Don't email her seven times asking her why she hasn't responded to your first email. Women get far more email than men do, so you need to be patient. 3. Don't ask her how many other dates she's been on from Yahoo! Personals. How many other dates someone has been on is not important. What is important is finding out whether the two of you click when you hang out. 4. Don't send her a nasty email if she hasn't responded to you after several emails. It's her prerogative whether or not she desires to be in contact with you. If she doesn't want to meet you, why get angry and nasty? There are plenty of other women out there who you can contact. 5. Don't ask her if she wants to have sex with you on the second emai
Brush With Ignorance
If you know me at all, you know I HATE it when people look at my tattoos and ask "Hey did that hurt?" While standing in line at the store today, the guy behind me (who must have left his brain in the dresser drawer at home) braved that very question. To which my response was "You know, everyone asks that and it's annoying. It's 45 hours of needles digging into my skin, of course it hurt!" His brilliance didn't end there, though! He then asked "In one day?" Yes, you idiot..... 45 hours in one day. I told him "Well, you know.... life isn't for everyone" He chuckled, and agreed. I was left stunned......... I guess thinking isn't for everyone either.
Week Of 10/21- 10/27
todays results are as follows #1 has 11022 and #2 has 5112 for a total of 16134. keep up the awesome work everyone, i am thinking of doing a daily prize thing, something like the amount of daily comments + a gift not sure yet on what should the stats be, so for right now drop 500 comments and get 500 fubucks anyone??? here are the links again good job everyone :D #1 #2 here are todays results link #1 has 9346 comments and link #2 has 4820 for a total of 14166 we have reached the 10% point keep up the awesome work everyone :D right now as it stands we have raised $28.32 twards my package :D here are the links again #1 #2
Headed 2 The Lbc Boo Bash In Chicago This Weekend!!
I'll be performing 4 all my new friends at Linda's Big Connections. I'm performing both Friday and Saturday and of course I'll have CD's 4 sale. If u r in the area come check out the bash and make sure u say hi 2 ya boy D'! Holiday Inn 150 Gary Ave Carol Stream, IL 630-665-3000 Thursday 10/25 8pm-9pm Welcome to Chicago Meet & Greet Friday 10/26 8:00pm-1:00am __________________ Dance $15.00 Dance/Pool/ Hospitality $20.00 Pool / Hospitality $10.00 Saturday 10/27 8:00pm-1:00am __________________ Luncheon $25.00 Dance/Hospitality/ Pool $25.00 Hospitality/Pool $10.00 (Each Night if purchase separately from the dance) Full All Events Package $59.00 (Includes Luncheon) All Bash Fees Are To Be Paid When You Register (Pre-Pay Not Required) Questions? Contact Linda Email: Call: 608-339-4903 or 262-877-9434
Sittin Here
Here I sit wondering what you’re doing. Here I sit wondering how you slept. Here I sit wondering if you’re missing me like I miss you. Here I sit day dreaming what your doing today. Here I sit all alone wanting to talk to you hoping you hear me. Here I sit hoping you open your eyes realizing I’m not there and thinking of me sitting here thinking of you. Here I sit longing to touch you, touch you the way you touch me. Here I sit alone at my desk hoping you are awaken by my thoughts of you. You are all I think of morning, noon and night. I think of you, I just hope you're thinking of me to.
Asking For Every1 To Help
Sex Math
Body: Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a lie anyway-but sex math will know!YOUR AGE BY SEX MATH This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!It takes less than a minute .Work this out as you read ..Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a day that you would like to have sex(more than one but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 ....If you haven't, add 1756. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was your original number(i.e., how many times you want to h
Need Some Nighthawk Luv Here!
we are down by about 800 or more points
My Photos...
As you can see I have tons of gothic and other pictures alike but my best stuff is kept in my photobucket. I am inviting for you all to see it and tell me what you think. If you really like one of my pictures and want to rip one, please ask me.. Thanks and here is the site.. Enjoy!!!
Show Him Some Love
Ranting And Raving....
Well, I have met some really cool people on here and I have enjoyed their company and grow quite a sense of respect for them.. But there is one case where i have become a little jaded.. I met someone on this site. We talked for a little while and he seemed very cool. I wasnt looking for love or anything like that.. Just for friends and nothing more.. Plus, I knew he had a girlfriend and I respected that. Never flirted or talked in any preverse way what so ever. After a while things were great and we talked all the time.. Until the Girlfriend caught wind of me. I am not sure what the problem is and personally, I dont really care. It seems in her mind that we were flirting or making some sort of reference to "hook up" or some shit.. I have told her personally that this wasnt the case but I guess my words werent good enough for her. She was pretty much a bitch to me and posed as my friend to milk me for answers for something was merely in her head. We stopped talking and was
My Videos
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I just figured out when I leave a comment on a pic everybody gets told about it right away ....Blushes oh yea quite a bit right now I freeking hate it when Im busy posting a comment or rateins someone or there pic and I spot up in the right hand corner a blast with say a Pretty lady In your case it may be a hot guy ? Anyhow it sucks a lot when the blast is gone before you can click on it and then you cant find it again ....Grrrrrr dont you just hate it ok now im babbling again lol I dont have a clue what Im doing here , But it seems fun So I will just go with it. :) I had a woman tell me I was A Fake arse ......:( Well now If one is gonna say things like that as a coment PLEASE remember to allow Me to leave a comment on your spot...... Failing this May Or May not lead to a downrate for yourself :( I dont think I wanna have to do this but if it continues I May just. This place rocks though Looking forward to makeing new friends :) :)
Vampress's Ideas
To All On Fubar
You're all crackpots! An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole, which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water, at the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do. After 2 years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house." The old woman smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side?" "
~erotica~ Bound
~~RYAN AND JILL~~ He'd kept her locked up down there for two days...or was it three? Her arms ached from being stretched above her head. The wide leather straps made her ankles itch. Her body dripped sweat, beads of the salty fluid ran in rivulets between her naked breasts, down her stomach and between her thighs. She wanted more. He would give it to her, she knew. She had only to ask. He came in every now and then to hold a bucket under her so she could piss, but he did no more. He did not touch her. He would not kiss her. He refused to look at her face. He stood in front of her and stared at her tits, his cock always in his hand. He never spoke. Just stroked his cock until a hot stream of cum shot onto her stomach and ran into her pubic hair. She would bite her lip until blood leaked into her mouth. She wanted him to touch her. Wanted him to taste her. But she would never beg him for it. So there she was, strapped to the table, covered in dried cum, panting and sw
Fusista's Crew Member Please Add If You Join :)
Our members are listed below from Managers to Crew please if you join us with Fusista's you have to FAN/ADD/RATE us all MANAGER OF FUSISTA'S ~/~ Sassy Laurie~/~ Club F.A.R.~Fusion bartender~Independent Family~Co manage Fu Sistas~D&DC~Fly By@ fubar MANAGER AND FOUNDER OF FUSISTA'S Majically Delicious MILF C/O MANAGER OF FUSISTA'S BOMBING AND LEVELING CREW@ fubar C/O MANAGER Leggs Co-Manager Fusista's Bombing and Leveling Crew~Club F.A.R.~Stiletto Girl@ fubar OUR CREW******OUR CREW******OUR CREW******OUR CREW OUR CREWS MAIN PROFILE fubarsistas@ fubar ~ Chickie Momma of S*U*P* ~ JDub's Wifey ~ Fusista's bombing and leveling crew~@ fubar ~`Bꮮymi`~Fusista@ fubar ~~Sam's Seductive Angel~~ Fusista's Bombing & Leveling Crew@ fubar ~Tina~Member of~ TheFlyByNight Family~IBN~Fusista's ~And anyone else who needs help !~!@ fubar TINYTEARS69~FU
Birthday Greetings!
I want to thank everyone for my birthday wishes. I will thank everyone personally but I want everyone to know that I am truly grateful to have you all as my friends. As corny as it sounds, I truly think that's the best birthday gift of all!
Aunt Of Twins
A couple of weeks ago we found out my brother and his wife is having a baby. They've been married for 5 years now. This is their first baby. Then to top things off we found out the next day. That they are not only going to have a baby but they are having twins! This is the first set of twins in my family for as long as we can remember. Leave it up to my brother to out due the rest of the family lol. The babies are due the end of May or start of June. So, that means I'm going to be the proud aunt of 5 by my 26th birthday :D
MONEY *Should be done during Waxing or Full Moon Black Snake Root Spell Purpose: to increase finances and bring good luck. Botanical name: Cimicifuga Racemosa. Common names and synonyms: Black Cohosh, Squaw Root. Voodooists of white magic believe that one should soak the root in a cup of boiling water for fifteen minutes. The water is then strained and the root is thrown away. The liquid is put in a bottle and left for seven days. On the eighth day, it is rubbed all over the bottom of one's shoes. The legend is that a person so anointed will be led toward money; either to find it, win it, or gain it in some legal manner PROTECTION *Should be done during Waning or New Moon Protective Fire Shield Spell Purpose: to protect yourself and/or loved ones from all types of harm. Lightly anoint a small, white candle with Frankincense oil and a small, blue candle with Myrrh oil. Light both candles and then sit or stand before them. Look into the flames and visualize
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"how To" Sexy Tips
Hey, I have a lot of respect for all you guys who like to eat pussy because there are too few of you out there. And I'm not the only woman who says this. Furthermore, some of you guys who are giving it the old college try are not doing too well, so maybe this little lesson will help you out. When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made. Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs. Now stop an
> > > >Baby's First Doctor Visit > > > >A woman and a baby was in the doctor's examining room, waiting for > >the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. > > > >The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and > >being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or > >bottle-fed? > >"Breast-fed,"she replied. > > > >"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He > >pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts > >for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. > > > >Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor said, "No wonder this baby > >is underweight. You don't have any milk." > > > >"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came." > > > >= A father goes shopping for his daughter's birthday gift. He goes to a toy shop and asks the salesperson, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, sir? We hav
Please register your mobile phone to activate this feature. Register your phone to receive a text message when you receive Mail from particular senders. Previous | Next | Back to Messages Call or Instant Message Delete Reply Forward Spam Move... Printable View This message is not flagged. [ Flag Message - Mark as Unread ] From: View Contact Details View Contact Details Add Mobile Alert Date: Tue, 2 Oct 2007 20:40:38 EDT Subject: Fwd: FW: Old Ladies To: In a message dated 10/2/2007 11:31:49 A.M. Central Daylight Time, writes: See what's new at and Make AOL Your Homepage. Forwarded Message [ Download File ] From: "Brittaney Reas" To: "Adrian Lynch" , "BOBBYE WILLIAMS" , "CHARMAGNE HOWES" ,, "HELEN" , "JENNA SADNICK" , FUJENNFU@YAHOO.COM, "mom" , "Britney Sadnick" , "TONYA(micah's mom)" Subject: FW: Old Ladies Date: Tue, 2 Oct 2007 1
So Sillie...
so there's this guy (i know, typical)..and he's a nice guy, has a good job, great kids, bla bla bla..appears to be normal.... ..all this time i thought he was married, so i never gave him another thought..then?..i find out he is divorced...HUH??? ..sooooo?..i start talkin to him and getting to know him a little better and geeezz...what a waste of time.... ..goes to show that things aren't really what they appear to be...
Inside Me
Each day to pass, I see your smile, to warm my heart, all the while. For many others, see your beauty and grace, yet I see the tender soft, angelic face. Each time I look, and our eyes do meet, I see your heart, so soft and sweet. I feel your pain, of promises made, to be left alone, in the cold night's shade. I know only, if I may say to dare, that truth of your beauty, is beyond compare. Which comes not from the flesh, as others may see, but from within, your angelic beauty. For quite some time, I have been drawn to you, yet frightened to speak, my heart's secret truth. I would hold you close, if you would let me near, I would make you safe, from all doubt and fear, I would dry your tears, if you should but weep, I would pray my heart, you would truly keep. First and foremost, I would be your friend, I am of true heart, 'til my dying end. Yet 'tis only a dream, which I do share, for there is my angel, for which I care. As our lips meet, to but silently pray, I
Deep Thoughts
Happy news first the Laptop is finally ready for pickup. YAY and I was right it was the hard drive that died. Sorry havent been around will be around again soonGo me! and in answer to Alesta..... Here is what I got for the holiday. 1 belated Birthday present from Purple. - A black Fuzzy velour throw blankie. I wub Purple and my Fuzzy blankie. The real world presents: 2 Patricia Cornwell Novels in hard back - Two that I dont have and well I hope I moved the rest of my collection. 1 Black onyx and Silver Pendant with silver chain- From Kittenwithapen. I havent taken it off yet good sign means not allergic to it. 1 bath basket with assorted Vanilla products that are all natural including body butter and facials and incense- From Kittenwithapen. Wow she really knows how much I love Vanilla. and the shocker--- 100 hundred dollars from Michael's Grandparents. And one card from Misti *huggles to her* 4 Coupons from Alexander that he made himself that was sooo sweet. (an
10 Reasons To Have Sex
1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscles in the body. Its more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you dont need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex is the safe
Military Related
omg. i was wearing my marine wife sweatshirt today and some lady literally came up to me, acted all nice and stuff then out of no freaking now where, asked how many guys i'd slept with since Mike left. WTF!?!?!? I mean seriously. NOT ALL MILITARY WIVES ARE UNFAITHFUL. I take my marriage very seriously. I love my husband and would never do anything to hurt him. Yes, I have alot of male friends, and I love talking to other guys (and ladies!)- no matter their branch, who can help me better understand whta he's going through. I MEAN SERIOUSLY!!!! AH! Sorry, had to vent. So I know that I've got alot of military people on my friends list and a few that are frequent readers. Anyways, my question is about care packages. My hubby doesn't really know what he needs or even what he wants half the time, so I'm stuck trying to come up with ideas for myself of things to send. And I'm tired of candy & sweets. It gets old after awhile, sending the same thing, which is candy, movies & cigarettes. I have
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Unraveling Hate Mail
Okay, so a week ago y Sunday, I met a person on here that is...believe it or not...a model and she is attracted to me...uh huh! You got it. Not only that, within like 20 minutes she told me how wonderful I am, how she has just decided to retire from modeling, at 23 years old, and wants to have a husband. She is a Christian and wants a Christian husband who is a man of God. And I am just exactly what she wants. Within 45 minutes she professes undying love for me, when a call comes in from her agent. It's obvious to me by then after practically a lifetime (45 minutes) together, this is THE One. After all her picture happened to be the very same picture one of my friends has on her profile on Tagworld. The resemblance was utterly stiking, you would never have been able to tell them apart. Must have been twins born to different parents. And you know what, her agent called, she just has one more job that will pay her $60,000 when she gets back and she's going to share it all with me as w
Help Me Win This Contest
Normally I'm not the one who goes around bashing on people , however there is one person on here that deserves it. This guy firstly gets pissed off at my wife for not making him a nude salute and post a hateful comment on her regular salute she did make him. We've both told this guy to leave us alone, that we wanted nothing to do with him. However, this guy continously bothers us. Here's a look into the mind of one of Fubar's most demented minds. Take a peek, and tell me what you think. Date: Sat, 27 Oct 2007 05:41:34 -0700 From: Size: 16 KB To: Reply-To: LMAO, her pics have always been private! Didn't you know, she had me in her family? Lets see there's a PIC of her shaved pussy, a tight white top w/ white over shirt, a tight white top w/ blue shirt pulled up showing clevage, another with the same clothes w/ her holdin her big saggy tits up, another that shows clevage w/ the same clothes, down angle of her with too much eye liner a
This is not my surgery, but this is what they did. I had my surgery today and so far so good. For those who don't know I tore my rotator cuff back in July. Today I had an arthroscopic procedure to sew up the tear, insert an anchor, and reattach the bicep. Doc said the tear in the labrum was not as bad as the MRI showed, but the tear in the cuff was worse than expected. So now I'm resting somewhat comfortably with percocet and this nifty cold water circulating device wrapped around my shoulder. Thank you Nancy for being my helper today so my wife could tend to the kids and make the day as normal as possible for them (and her). Days like this remind me of what a wonderful family I have. They are doing everything they can to make me comfortable. A long rehab is ahead of me but with the family and friends I am fortunate to have, it will be a breeze.
Interesting Facts About Me (quizes/tests Results)
Almost Angelic Good for you, you're just a little evil. All of us have bad thoughts, and you may have acted on a few of yours, but you're probably safe traveling through Buffy's turf. Or maybe you're an aspiring evil person and you've never given yourself a real chance. Go ahead and forgive yourself for the mean-spirited but ultimately harmless pranks you pulled in grade school. Whispering behind your co-workers' backs won't flood you with bad karma. And, hey, we've all held out for ourselves in the throes of passion a time or two. So keep listening to that conscience of yours, but don't worry about tuning it out every so often. So, you have a healthy sex drive good for you! No one likes a prude. In general, you give as well as you get, though everyone can get a little selfish under the covers, so don't beat yourself up about going for the big one on your birthday. And while you're at it, go ahead and admit it you've probably flashed a big smile to get your way in the b
My Heart
You Follow Your Heart You're romantic, sentimental, and emotional. You tend to fall in (and out of) love very quickly. Some may call you fickle, but you can't help where your emotions take you. You've definitely broken a few hearts, but you're not a heartbreaker by nature. Your intentions are always good, even if they change with the wind Do You Follow Your Head or Your Heart?
I went to Court today, on the Restraining Order case, AND I WON! The res order is good for 3 years. Some of you know a bit of what I've been going thru the past nearly 2 years, and that my X was recently arrested for some bullshit. In fact it was skin head bullshit that got him arrested. I also found out today, that hes looking at doing some time, at least a few years!!! Ive been dealing with two different court cases, against the same guy (restraining order and custody), and since I won today, this helps me very much!!! If I'm really lucky and hes still locked up on the next court date (nov 29) then I'll win that too. He's trying to make it to where I can only see my daughter on weekends and holidays. Friday 6pm to Sunday 6pm, and that I'll have to drive 7 hours to pick her up and drop her off. Over my dead body! What judge in any state would take away a 2 month old child from a good, loving mother and give full physical and legal custody to a man with a record a mile long of v
Why is it I lie here night after night with only you in my head. Why is it my heart aches to be holding you Why is it that my soul cries out for you If only you were holding me If only your heart beat with mine If only we shared our pain But instead I hold this pain With nowhere to go but inside of me With nothing to hold but my dreams Be mine tonight If only for tonight Let me soothe your soul Let me take your troubles Let my light shine into you Be mine.
Why do people you consider friends do a complete about-face for no apparent reason? They claim to have feelings for you then suddenly stop talking, won't even take a message from you or give you any kind of explanation as to why. It hurts and pisses me off at the same time. It adds stress, when I don't really need more. Between work and school I barely have time to breathe. Anyone have ways of dealing with similar situation?
Some Weird
>1.) A shrimp's heart is in its head. > >2.) The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest >tongue twister in the English language. > >3.) Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a >million descendants. > >4.) Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your >ear by 700 times. > >5.) If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, >Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, >1969 make it illegal for U. S. citizens to have any contact with >extraterrestrials or their vehicles? > >6.) In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. > >7.) A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. > >8.) 23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting >on them and photocopying their butts. > >9.) Most lipstick contains fish scales > >10.) Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. > > 11.) If you
Bored Figured Id Try This
i'm outtie for a few days, weeks, could be months. if anyone cares to get in touch with me get in touch with my friend escalade scotty he will tell you how to contact me. i'm bored and not drunk (on here) so i figured i'd try this to see if i can get some drinks, comments, just plain out luv. i will soon be paring down my fan of list to nothing. my friends list will also be hit and many will prolly be removed if you don't wanna get bumped get in touch with me before the 10th. a few people are exempt if you are you know you are. i hope to hear from most of the people on my list but those that don't respond, it was nice having you as an acquaintance. so to all you who actually want to talk to me ttyl and to those who don't you are what is known as a friend whore and i wish you luck.
Behind These Eyes
So tonight is my first night staying at Jason's house. I got home from work and the game was on and I had a beer waiting for me. I'm in heaven. haha! I'm pretty sure I'm going to be just fine here. It's only until Dec. 21st and then I'll be in Dover, NH so it's cool. I'm always at work or school anyways so it's not like I'll be a hassle. Jason's cool about me just coming and going so I don't have to worry about haing to invite him every time I go out and whether or not I come home. Everything's peachie keene! hehe I'm feeling fairly confused lately. For the first time in a long time I can read anyone but my own Tarot cards. I don't know if it's because I'm mentally blocking something without realizing it or if I'm subconcsiously so afraid to know the truth to my own questions. I know that there is only so much I can control in my life. I've got a majority of it under wraps, but there are some things that I find myself wondering about. I know where I am in a personal sense. I know h
The Hell Inside
wandering in circles, berating my self degrading myself, debating myself Lifting a hand Lashing out at the cause Of my shame and pain I feel my lips bruise Tasting the blood feeds the anger Striking again and again Feeling the pain is at least something real Pain pretty pain, it's is something to feel Still lost in my mind wandering endless confusion wish this delusion left numb and alone Sleep Dream Scream Fear Dear to me Near to me Fear of me Not crying Not lying Not dying Perpetual Inevitable
Im sad because of Stevie, his fubar name at the moment is "No One". I feel that I have to post this blog as a warning and also a cry for help. A lot of you probably have already had brief encounters with him as he hates me talking to any guys.. Let me get this straight, im single. He doesn't own me. But he likes to think he does. He controls a lot.. He is nasty to me, talks to me worse than anyone else ever has. He is (VERY) aggressive to me and swears and shouts at me if I don't pay him every bit of my attention. I guess you're thinking, why don't I just block him and have done with it? He threatens me. He says he will kill himself and he blames me for that, I don't want that.. I don't want to be a cause of that. But then he has said that he will haunt me. It's scary and I feel trapped. I don't care if he gets angry with me and turns into my ex.. for posting this, he needs to be exposed now because he thinks the way he treats me is acceptable but I disagree. Thanks to everyone who has
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(1/20-2/18) Aquarius the Glamorous 1 Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Attractive. Loud. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. *7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. PISCES - The Addictive (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. BEST kisser. Always get what they want. Very Attractive. Easy going. RARE Find. GOOD when found. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. NOT one to mess with!!! *4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRES
Do i really come off so fragile that people feel the need to keep the truth from me? Like i can't handle it?? Especially GOOD stuff in their lives???? Please all of you just remember this...i prefer the truth to nice lies
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Well today was a really fucked up day at work....I've been at my job for about 5 months and been low man on the toem pole which is understandable except for the fact that some stupid little wetback who's only been there like 3 days is now further up the totem pole but i guess that's what happens when everyone in charge is a mexican....can anyone say reverse racism....let me know what you think and any advice to help me get through my workdays
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My Best Friend And More.....
I was lucky enough to find this wonderful woman on here....she is my best friend in the world....she is sweet and kind and warm and generous and sexy and hot and beautiful and intelligent and passionate and thoughtful and thought provoking and considerate and loves me for who I am and lets me love her in return. In short....she just may be my soul mate (if such a thing exists). Maybe fate brought us together...maybe the stars aligned just so. Life comes at ya fast...(I think I heard that in a movie once). hehe If you find someone as special as Cassie...hold onto her or him. Take the good with the bad, and you just may be surprised by just how good of a chance encounter you have made. If there's a ghost of a chance, a true friend will find you. I love you Cassie blow me away....more with every passing day. Lean on me when you need to...I can hold you just fine. Muah! baby.
The Face Of Failure
So things this last week have felt kinda shitty. Nothing terrible happening just... one of those weeks. 1] My period started on halloween night, and its still going. Wouldnt be weird except im on birth control pills and I bled 2 weeks ago and will be bleeding again in another week and a half. Altho with the likelyhood of PCOS I guess its not weird. 2]I payed the bills yesterday. Or a few of them atleast. Ive still got a $250 initial cable bill and I still owe like $300 on the power bill, Ive probably got untill next week before I get another shutoff notice. 2.5]My personal Property tax was $200 more then I thought it was going to be, So I had to barrow $200 from mom, the week after I finally get her paid off from money I owed her before. 3]Gotta refinance my morgage this month, and it looks like my payments are going up. 4]Woke up this morning to Edward(cat) pulling a plant off a shelf in my office. So at 7:308:00 am I got to clean up dirt and plant from my shelves, floor
Sometimes, making up is easier than breaking up we believe if we just fake it enough we can trick ourselves into believing that we're still in love but in our hearts we know that it's inevitable though it's hard to let you go I know I must sometimes memories just ain't enough sometimes you outgrow the ones you love sometimes it's none of the above it's just the fact that people change no one's to blame there ain't nothing that stays the same so we sit around and cry because neither one of us want to be the first to say Goodbye Sometimes giving second chances Is easier than dealing with the fact that Once the trust is gone you can never get it back But your holding on because you're afraid of being alone So here you are holding on to something that's already gone And dont act like its the first time you've heard it in this song Cause your heart done told you all along If your momma done showed you right from wrong No thing should hol
Sex Quiz
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"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" ~~"Usually said ironically when someone tries to gain attention by copying someone else's original ideas. Coined by Charles Caleb Colton in 1820. Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA another phrase that comes to mind..."Often Imitated, Never Duplicated". Or..."Accept no substitutes, trust only the genuine, original".
Lame Surveys
RULES: HAVE TO CHANGE THE ANSWER...CANNOT USE MY ANSWERS!! 1.How long do you spend in the shower? 9 minutes, 49 seconds, 38 milliseconds 2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform? Jock strap 3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? Words written in cum. 4. Name something a man might buy before a date? Striped leotards 5. Whats another word for blemish? big fucking red spot on the face 6. Name a food often cooked in the microwave? Anything I make 7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.? Oprah 8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman.? Wants to test the "hot dog in a hallway" theory. 9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? Humps Oprah 10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for? Urine test. 11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? Masturbating in apple pie. safe sex ftw 12. Name a phrase with the word 'Home' in it? "Get your ass home, bitch, and make
WAITING... Waiting for your touch, Waiting for your kiss, Waiting for your breath upon my skin, Waiting for feel you inside me where you belong, Waiting for my dreams, Waiting for my lover, Waiting for you, Waiting....
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The Budweiser Story (not a joke) This is TRUE! How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001... Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield , California . After you finish reading this,please forward this story on to others so that our nation and people around the world will know about those who laughed when they found out about the tragic events in New York , Pennsylvania , and the Pentagon. On September 11th,A Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval and support of this treacherous attack. The Budweiser employee went to his truck, called his boss and told him of the very upsetting event! He didn't feel he could be in that store with those horrible peo
Misty Biatches's Blog
Check them out in the New Pics [[11/29/2007]] album! Need your opinion on this. I will post a new pic of my new hair color shortly. Tell me what you think by rating it. In a couple of days I will see who favors and who doesn't. The winner takes all... lol. Anyway, if it seems that more people like the dark hair better than the red, I will go back to dark. Same goes for the red. Keep it real. Thanks guys. I appreciate the help! New pics are coming soon. I am taking some tonight when I get off work! They will be in a album call "New Pics: 10/26/07". Enjoy!
Im Sorrys
I bet NO guys will repost this!!!I'm sorry I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorry that I don't want to have sex every minute of the day.I'm sorry that I'm not a playboy bunny so I can act like a pornstar for you.I'm sorry if I don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorry if I won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.I'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough.I'm sorry if I'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen.I'm sorry that I try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. But most of all, I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. And I'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it, but after 5 minutes, they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS!!! Just think about it; About how you treat girls.If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry..."If you're one of the FEW GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel thi
What Kinda Monster Are You
In romantic relationships, you tend to be: Volatile - you're usually involved in love / hate sorts of things A total seducer Independent. Practically not there. Difficult to understand. It's hard for you to relate. A little controlling. Okay, a lot controlling. Apathetic. You really don't care. What makes you a little bit of a monster? You take what you can get from people You enjoy scaring people You sometimes don't feel like other people are real You don't have a lot of control over your mood You are a trickster Well, you definitely don't feel human What's the best part of Halloween? Sugar coma from too much candy So many people being out at night Being able to be someone (or something) completely different Playing tricks on people The spooky atmosphere All of the wacky costumes If your worst enemy did something unspeakable to you, you would: Act like everything is fine, but eventually get your revenge when you feel like it Destroy them a
Erotic Stories
Driving home from work tonight, my thoughts are on a hot shower and my warm bed. As I pull into the driveway, I see your car parked there, and know that I won't get either one for a while. As I start up the walk, you open the door and smile at me, watching me as I stroll toward you. I step to you and you put your arms around me, kissing my soft lips as you welcome me home. As I turn to remove my coat, you push me against the door, slamming it shut on the outside world. My arms pinned by my coat, all I can do is moan your name as your lips and hands assault my senses. I finally struggle out of my jacket, my hands moving up to run through your hair as you gently nip my neck with your teeth. All I can do is lean back and let you have control of my senses, my body, and my soul. They are all yours for the taking as you rip my shirt open, buttons flying, exposing my breasts encased in a black satin bra. You lift your head and smile at me, letting me see the evil thoughts running throug
Why Me!!??
My wife left me for a crackhead!! I feel so low. Lemme explain. I am a hard working, loyal man who loved his life. I have 2 children and a stay at home wife who got everything she asked me for. One night I came home to a note that she had to help a friend and the kids are asleep and not to wait up. She went and bailed out this "friend" from jail with the money I work so hard for. She then gave him $100 to get some food and pay a bill. Needless to say, the entire $100 went right in his arm and he was in jail again in less than 3 hours! If I would've had enough spare money in the bank, she would've bailed him out again! Any way, she believed that she was the only one who could save him from hisself and continued to go places with him to keep his mind off drugs and keep him out of jail. Of course, I didn't know that the distraction he needed was sex, but my wife would do anything to get him clean! (Ain't she just muther fuckin' Mother Theresa?) Well, I continued to go broke and saw less a
Gone For A While..
Just to let everyone know I am moving and will not have internet access for a while.. the earliest I guess will be Nov. 5th or so.. so I will talk with everyone as soon as I can! Bye Bye for now! Michele
Please Came The Drama And Your Problems Away From Me
ok so i always used to come on fubar to hang out in the mumms...turns out that they changed them so noone posts them anymore....i just love commenting and reading the comments...anyone else upset about this?!!!! its almost like i have nothing to do on fubar anymore because there is only 1 mumm per hour..if that..ugh sooo annoyed.
My Mischiefs
Yesterday I went shopping in the supermarket. I bought some food for dinner, I made Spaghetti Bolognese. - yummy :) - At the cash point I was just paying as the customer who has been in the que before me, has been packing her shoppings. I started to pack mine and realized somethings missing, my meat. Some grounded meat for me, and some goulash for my cats. As I noticed she took my things, I ran after her and yelled at her, "would you please wait", she did. I told her that she took the meat I bought. She was like, "Oh have I really did this?". So she searched her bag, and yes my meat was in her bag. She said, "Oh my, I'm sorry" and broke out in laughter. As I returned to the cash point, everyone was laughing.
I Love You Just The Way You Are
I bet NO guys will repost this!!! I'm sorry I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry that I don't want to have sex every minute of the day. I'm sorry that I'm not a playboy bunny so I can act like a pornstar for you. I'm sorry if I don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry if I won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me. I'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough. I'm sorry if I'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen. I'm sorry that I try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. But most of all, I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. And I'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it, but after 5 minutes, they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS!!! Just think about it; About how you treat girls. If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry..." If you're one of the FEW GUYS w
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. an asshole 2.i hate chocolate an internet addict 4.i pick my belly button and then smell 5.i love movies 6.i love alocohol 7.i was shot with rock salt in the thigh when i was a kid. that shit burned. 8.was held at gun point twice in my life 9. i get profiled by the police often... 10.1 hate dumb ass games like this... I have gotten several messages of people wanting to talk to me. Unfortunately I'm on my blackberry. During the day so I can't respond back to you or even send you an email. To let you know I hear what your saying so not to be redundant. But if your wanting to speak to me see th
Sign Of Old Age Lol
Don't get me wrong....maybe its just me I don't know... But I'm sick of seeing kids that shop at hot topic and wear brand new shirts that are of bands that have been around longer than them LOL Like Iron Maiden and Metallica... I mean sure they may ACTUALLY listen to the shit, but Im just tired of seeing it. Plus the fact that they were probably conceived in the back seat of a car while this was on makes me laugh even more. It was givin to me by some creepy dude names Into the Void HAHAHA! Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1: I am a huge metal head/ punk chick... But Im not afraid to admit I love Neil Diamond lol 2: My left eye twitches when Mudvayne's D
I Cost $3125 A Night, Any Buyers?
See How Much You're Really Worth!NO CHEATING!!Natural Hair Color:[x] Brown - $100[] Blond - $50[] Black - $15[] Bald - $5[] Other-$75Total: $100Eye Color:[] Brown - $1[x] Green - $75[] Blue $50[] Hazel $100[] Other - $15total: $ 175Height:[] Over 7' - $200[] 6'8" to 7' - $175[] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150[] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75[x]4'9" to 5'4" - $45[] Under 4'9 - $45total: $220Age:[x] 31 to 40 - $100[] 26 to 30 - $75[] 21 to 25 - $50[] 19 to 20 - $25[] 0 to 18 - $100total: $320Birth Order:[] Twins or more than twins - $300[x] First Born - $300[]Only Child - $250[] second born - $150[] Middle child - $100[] Last Born - $100[] third born - $100[] fourth born - $100total: $620Drink?[]No - $400[] Only Holidays - $250[] Sometimes - $215[] YES - $200[x]Only with friends - $300[] Every other day - $50[] Once a day - $15[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]total: $920Vision?[] perfect vision $300[x] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200[] No correction $100[] Glasse
--------green Eyes---------- ------------september---------------
pick the MONTH that you were born & color of your eyes and put it on the SUBJECT LINE. Then re-post it AS YOUR OWN BULLETIN. Your friends might understand you better... ----------blue eyes----------- people with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make new friends. will do anything for that special person. kind, and polite. can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. loves to please the one they care or love for, repost this if you have blue eyes, and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days. -------brown eyes------- people with brown eyes last the longest in relationships. they are very satisfying and love to please and can EXCEED your pleasure standards. not the 1 ** **** with if you repost this and you have brown eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. --------green eyes---------- people with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. you will meet the per
VAMPIRE I smell your skin freshly bathed a scent like rarest orchids I feel your warmth my lips pressed on the pulse of your neck like an orgasm your essence floods my mouth over comes my mind sates my thirst animates my soul flushes my flesh erupts into my being ecstacy consumes every thought I drink of you hunger for more and more I am done we are one wedded soul to soul my need quenched for only a moment your aroma wafting through me surrounding me touching every cell I need you once again and forever F.M. 10/24/07
If You Had Sex With Me
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you scratch me? 24. Would you let me scratch you? 25. Would you have to be drunk? 26. Would you date
Blue And June
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than one time and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing to fast, and You'll eventually loose someone you love, so take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you have never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you will never get back. pick the MONTH that you were born & color of your eyes and put it on the SUBJECT LINE. Then re-post it AS YOUR OWN BULLETIN. Your friends might understand you better... ----------blue eyes----------- people with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make new friends. will do anything for that special person. kind, and polite. can make anyone laugh or cheer them u
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cesars quiztell the truthdo you think im cute sexy ass fuck straight uglyif we were locked in a room alone would u have sex wit me talk to me kill meare we friends enemies
Hazel Eyes..............december
pick the MONTH that you were born & color of your eyes and put it on the SUBJECT LINE. Then re-post it AS YOUR OWN BULLETIN. Your friends might understand you better... ----------blue eyes----------- people with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make new friends. will do anything for that special person. kind, and polite. can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. loves to please the one they care or love for, repost this if you have blue eyes, and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days. -------brown eyes------- people with brown eyes last the longest in relationships. they are very satisfying and love to please and can EXCEED your pleasure standards. not the 1 ** **** with if you repost this and you have brown eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. --------green eyes---------- people with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. you will meet the per
Femicide Femicide murder of women by their batterers is another phenomenon that should be regarded as a separate category when recording domestic violence. Studies carried out in Australia, Bangladesh, Canada, Kenya, Thailand and the United States of America have documented the incidence of femicide within the domestic sphere.12 In Southern Africa, womens groups have begun to document the increasing incidence of femicide, and data on this issue are available from Botswana, South Africa, Swaziland, Zambia, and Zimbabwe.13 A comparative analysis of spousal homicide, based on 1991 data, concluded that Russian women are 2.5 times more likely to be murdered by their partners than American women. However, American women are already twice as likely to be killed by their partners than women in Western European countries.14 Anorexia nervosa is a complicated eating disorder, often rooted in both biological and psychological issues. The four main characteristics are:
We're A Dying Breed
TO ALL REAL MEN To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy
Who Wants A Salute?!
hey i'm gonna be putting some salute pics up and i was wondering who wants me to make them one, trades welcomed and encouraged, post a comment (so i know who to make it for) w/ how u'd like it and i'll make it
Tell Me About Your Self
I was chillin this one time and was goin down on this chick and she turna around and says hey mister what are you doing and I said Hey i get bored in the bank line... I dont know... Durka!!!
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Yummy Kitty
Created a new lounge. Everyone should come check it out. I'm sure you'll enjoy it just like many others have. Don't be shy just click the link below. I hopw you enjoy it. Love you all. Jenny Yum The place to be where the love never ends. WE Play anything you wanna hear. We'll even Serve ya up your favorite drinks. Come to a drama free enviroment and relax. Meet some ppl become fans. Mainly Enjoy Yourself!!!!!! Your what counts the most to us..... much love!!! Jenny Yum and Our lovely family and friends Absolutly the best lounge on fubar! Open 24/7, best drinks around, hottest music ever, and you got to love the entertainment. If you want a drink we get it you want loven we show it you want a song damn it we play it. Come get some kitty love.
A Halloween Dream by YourMistress Because girls can soak the sheets, too... As I drifted off to sleep, my mind transported me to a huge, lavishly decorated warehouse. The walls, covered in metallic black and purple foil, were splattered with blood and had fake corpses and severed body parts hanging from them. A steady supply of glittering confetti rained down from the ceiling and came to rest upon the hundreds of costumed attendees of this Murderers' Ball. I looked down and realized I was dressed as a dominatrix who, by the looks of the black vinyl costume, had taken it a bit too far. Little drops of redness speckled my bustier dress and the ample amount of cleavage it caused. I had my weapon, a bullwhip, wrapped around my fist. My platform knee-high boots were the worst though; everything from the ankle down was smeared with blood, indicating that I probably stomped on my victim in addition to beating him to death. Thinking I might run into some friends, I pushed my wa
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Love Is A Word
Love is a complicated word. Some think their cured because they have found their true love till death does them part then fights occur when they both think its the end. Then later its all good again. Love is misery and pain yet pain is without love as if your only being shoved into a dark hole. what is love? some say love is when you can really trust someone care for someone so much youd give up your life just for that one. Others say love isnt even there no such thing I say different than both. I say its out there just hidden underneath or over top somewhere yet to be found say those 3 special words in meaning and dont ever go back on your words. Time to decide do they keep u from death or connect you more to it. And as they say I love you, you only can say them calmly back Love is a complicated word. by:Elizabeth
Dont Tell Me You Love Me
Don't Tell Me You Love Me: Don't tell me you love me if you are not sincere For a lie that strong can ruin my life and bring on a new fear. Fear to be loved, fear to love ever again It can cause my fragile heart to break, tear and bend. Think of all in life that will be missed because of one small broken promise So, when I put all of my trust deep within you Please don't tell me you love me, unless you truly do.
Broken Heart
broken heart I sit here crying Wondering what I did to make you treat me the way you do My heart pounding from the anger of hurt Feeling like I am in a closet left there All alone with no place to turn Trying to put the pieces together and nothing fits. broken heart tears run down my cheeks Tasting the salt as I wipe them away Maybe I tried too hard or not hard enough broken heart and torn up Cause you where unfaithful Wishing it was only in my mind you said you would always be kind. broken heart I'm tired of the tears I dont want to put on my fake smile and act like I have no fears. broken heart I have made a promise I will Never let you be broken again. By:Elizabeth
Your Favorite Time To...............
I dont know about anyone else but, theres nothing like some good morning sex to get the day started!dont get me wrong here, I like it anytime but my favs in the morning! when is yours???
Nsfw Pics Vs Nsfw Comments...
I am a little irritated. This pic got rated NSFW last night while I was asleep. Do you see anything NSFW about it? I see constantly on people's profiles; comments that are far more innapropriate. Actual clips of sex, etc. However a pic of a cartoonish girl not showing anything innapropriate is flagged. The profile comments are seen much easier than a pic in my photos section. Funny thing is that I have seen several of the cartoonish pics that were marked NSFW in my pics on people's pages as comments. It is really irritating.
Help This Person Level Up he is good about helping in contests and doesnt ask anything in return now it is out turn lets help him level he is 162,855 from leveling pleaseeeeeeee help mom_of_4@ fubar
Eavning Star
Since the day you and I snuck away to be alone I knew from that night something special went on It must have been the first kiss You told me that nobody else in the world made you feel this I felt the same way too but nothing stays the same I'm sorry for the tears I'm sorry for the pain You were the one that always made things right I promise you this though you got a friend for life Maybe one day we can try it again And maybe things can be a little different So lets just kiss and say goodbye Cuz I really cant stand the pain of seeing you cry I've given everything I loved you endlessly All that's mine is yours that's what I said Treat you with love and respect in everyway You wanted I gave you need me I was there Now you treat like if I'm not here I love you and I need you don't wanna let go If you want somebody else please let me know Can't take it no more I feel I'm dying inside Is this the price I pay for handing you my life? I know I'm not perfect but I t
Invitation To Ultimaxum The Club
Hello People. Well dear friends once again inviting ya all to the Club. I on and off but you can enter and meet up with friends. I'm in Iraq at the moment and would love to see more of you in the Club because this is a way of supporting our troops. They all at one time another are in. Not much time. SO PLEASE ENTER AND SHOW SOME LOVE AND SUPPORT not only for me but all that are serving. Love to have you all come by and have a good time in family. So come on and enter the ULYIMAXUM THE CLUB and become a member. So if you would like to see some made in the lounge, drop me a line and will do my best to see it put in the lounge. Thanks for taking the time to read this and hope to see you in the Lounge. The link is: All ARE WELCOMED Hello People. Well dear friends once again inviting ya all to the Club. I on and off but you can enter and meet up with friends. I'm in Iraq at the moment and would love to see more of you i
Packing & Moving
so, the mortgage company is about to screw me. they arent going to be able to make my closing date, which will certainly mess up my moving date... and that was the -only- weekend i have free until january... this may mean i cant buy the house at all. grrrrrr. woohoo! moving moving moving. i got the house... waiting for the underwriting to go through... which i was assured wouldnt be a problem. so... i'm packing. 38 boxes packed (2 wardrobe, 1 medium, and 35 small boxes). made a sizable dent i think. :) still a lot of work to do. kitchen, closets, bathroom, computer desks, and random crap (you know the stuff you always wind up packing b/c you didnt have anyplace it belonged). the crew / army will be coming down to help w/ the move. mostly w/ the whole thing, but some people can only make it to one side of the move. it should be even more interesting since both of my parents will be coming down as well. ... and before you ask... the party will probably be in february or march.
Thankyou all for the gifts and well wishes. Sorry I didnt respond sooner, but been away from home for a couple of weeks. Again, thankyou to you all. Billy
Im So Wantin To Leave
One Of Those Days!!!
Yesterday started out as a good day. I woke up early, got me a shower, went and got breakfast and came on in to work. I thought it was gonna be a good day throughout. Yes it was raining yesterday but it had been raining since last week. Wasn't a big deal. Anywho, got into work and everything went great. OK SO MY WORK DAY WAS GOOD. But then after work I had to go to the grocery store and pick up a "few" groceries. We all know how that goes. You start going down the aisles and see that you need at least one of these or a couple of those and some more of this and some more of that until eventually your buggy is overflowing and you can feel your bank account just draining b/c you bought more than you intended but don't want to put any back b/c you know it will eventually get used. So after I bought the grpcery store out, i decided it was way past time to head to the house. Got home and Lloyd was just unlocking the door as I was pulling into the driveway. Knowing I had a full tr
Help Lil Man Win His First Contest, Please!!!
I LOVE THIS MAN No one falls in love by choice, it is by CHANCE. No one stays in love by chance, it is by WORK. And no one falls out of love by chance, it is by CHOICE scroll down / If you love this man please forward to 10 people. He did something for you, now do something for him. Spread his word, and you\'ll be rewarded. How will you be rewarded? Matthew 10:32 \'Whoever acknowledges Me before men, I will acknowledge him before My Father in heaven. But whoever disowns Me before men, I will disown him before My Father in heaven A Newborn's Talk with God (Thanks Charolette) Body: A baby asked God, "They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?" God said, "Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you." The child further inquired, "But tell me, here in heaven I don't have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy." God said
Thank You
Somethings About Me
Master And Kitten Pt1
He floats in through your open window. You hadn't noticed it was open as you headed for the shower. He's tall and lanky...yet muscular. He sails across the room and catches your scent on the air. He was right... you are home tonight. His feet make no sound as he steps closer to your bathroom door. It's slightly ajar......*did you know I was coming tonight?*....are you waiting for him as he slides inside the steam filled room? *What's that feeling in my chest?....why am I nervous?....they always tremble at my presence.* His heart races as he steps closer to the tub...he's never felt this way before....not on a hunt. He wants your flesh....needs your life's juice...yet he is the one shaking........... He stumbles back in hesitation. Out of the room her slips, running square into the door on his way. Spinning around he slumps over the back of her sofa. All energy he had has drained from him. Lifting his head he sees her.....stretching one long sultry leg and t
My Heart In You....
My heart it beats Deep inside you. That tingle you feel My breath upon you. Whispers sound like rain Echoing in your mind. Your hair, it's blown In the day's sunshine. What makes me love you Is what you give me. What makes you love me Is what's inside me. Hold back no longer What's burning inside. Hold you forever I did decide.
Welcome Home Master....
Have you been good today? You know Master likes a submissive Kitten to play with. You should prepare yourself for his arrival.....he'll be here anytime now. Are you wearing his favorite lingerie under that robe? You know he so does like hose and a garder......and make sure your thong is crotchless. You'll feel his anger for sure if you aren't ready....shhhh, he's here. *Hello Kitten.....I've longed for you all day. Am I your preoccupation as well?* *Yes are.* *Mmmmm..that's good.* *Shall I take your clothes, Master?* *I'd love for you to draw me a bath, Kitten.* *Right away, Master.* The room is full of steam as I are beside the claw foot tub naked, waiting to wash my body. I slip from my robe and you let out a slight sigh when you see my cock...hanging there half erect. The water is warm on my sore muscles. You begin to pour water over my head...running down my face and chest. Methodically you begin to scrub my body....starting at my fe
Master And Kitten Pt2
*Kitten, you're desires allude me. I am here to make you mine. You are to cower in fear at my presence, yet you thrive on it instead.* *But Master, do you not want me? Am I not good enough for you? Will you not let me pleasure you?* She speaks without permission. He lifts her to her feet, spinning her around and smacks her really hard across her ass. Her voice shrieks out in pain...yet she loves it. She is taming the beast yet she dare not try to control him. Instead, she submits to his will and lies at his feet. Her body given over to him. He's met his match...and she has not yet to challenge him. But he knows, she's to stand beside him, not behind. She is his maiden...his partner...his love. Her bedroom beckons them both...........
My Girlfriend
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Price Of Children
This is just too good not to pass on to all. Something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice. The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition. But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into: * $8,896.66 a year, * $741.38 a month, or * $171.08 a week. * That's a mere $24.24 a day! * Just over a dollar an hour. Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich." Actually, it is just the opposite. What do you get for your $160,140? * Naming rights. First, middle, and last! * Glimpses of God every day. * Giggles under the covers every night. * More love than your heart can hold. * Butterfly
Things You Find Out When You Have Sons
You also find out interesting things when you have sons, like 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already
First Time Ever
It was my first time ever And I'll never forget I'd do it again Without a single regret. The sky was dark The moon was high We were all alone Just she and I. Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do. Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine. I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast. I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart. And when I did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came. At last it's finished It's all over now My first time ever.. At milking a cow...
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over
Heart Attack
An older man was married to a younger woman. After several years of being happily married, the man had a heart attack. The doctor advised him that to prolong his life, he would have to stop having sex with his wife. The man and his wife discussed the matter and decided that he should sleep in the family room downstairs to save them both from temptation. One night, after several weeks, he decided that life without sex wasn't worth living. So he headed upstairs. on the staircase and said, "I was coming up to die." She laughed and replied, I was coming downstairs to kill you!
Things, That Make You Go Hhhmmmm!!
1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. Any question, anything, no matter how crazy it is. No catch. Just between me and you. No one else will ever know. Leave me a private message and I will answer.. What a difference a sad event in someone's life makes. GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...) Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate. A Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessl
Help Me In This Contest Please
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Lip Lovers Contest Help Me Out
Hey all, I need your help please. Would you all kindly rate and bomb the hell outta this link beginning Friday October 26th @ 6PM PST until November 5th. This is my first contest and I will gladly bomb and rate for all who do the same for me. Thank you so much for the help guys. Have a great time. Here is the link to the pic that needs the boming and rates: Hot Mama Much LUV & HUGZ HOT MAMA (HOLLY) Well guys thers only 4 days left in the contest and Im trailing far behind.....I really need help here. So please repost my bulletin and then go to the link below and leave as many comments as possible. Thanks again for those of you who help I will return the love!! PLEASE GO TO THIS LINK AND BOMB & RATE If You Like What You See. Lip Lovers CONTEST: Hot Mama Thanks to all who help...Luv Ya! Hey all, I need your help please. Would you all kindly rate and bomb the hell outta this link beginning Friday October 26th @ 6PM PST until November 5th. This is my first c
This is a hot chocolate mix I love to use in the winters with a taste of peppermint schnapps. Type: Beverage Tags: Hot Cocoa Mix, hot chocolate, hot cocoa, hot chocolate milk Serve With: mini marshmellows Prep Time: 10 Cook Time: 10 Yield: Original recipe yield: 8 cups of mix Ingredients: 6 1/2 cups - powdered milk 1 (5 ounce) package - non-instant chocolate pudding mix 1 cup - powdered chocolate drink mix 1/2 cup - powdered non-dairy creamer 1/2 cup - confectioners' sugar 1/2 cup - unsweetened cocoa powder Instructions: In a large bowl, combine powdered milk, chocolate pudding mix, chocolate drink mix powder, creamer, confectioners' sugar, and cocoa. Dissolve 1/3 cup cocoa mix in 1 cup boiling water. I don't use water, I use milk makes it much more rich and creamier. Now, you can also use this Hot Cocoa Mix as a gift. Makes a great addition to a Chrismas gift basket. Everyone I've given it to so far has just loved it! Divide the
Help Plz!
hey guys ... i will have more pictures on here soon... i have over 300 pics on my camera..... love me add me rate me...
Being A Little Selfish
I'm being a little selfish here but bear with me. I had a mamogram last week and got a call from my obgyn this morning telling me I have to go and have a spot compression test because my mamogram showed a mass on my right breast. I get this news the day after my 45th birthday HAPPY F....Birthday to me huh. Well I go in for the test on Nov. 5th ...the 4 year anniverary of my Dad's passing of all days. So I am asking you all to keep me in your thoughts and prayers that everything turns out fine. Also keep my mom in ya'll prayers too she is going through some rough times right now the Dr's are trying to determine if it's depression or possibly something nuerological. Please don't let the news of my test get back to my mom she has enough to deal with without having to worry about me right now. If there is something majorly wrong w/ me after all the test I will let her know myself. Love you guys May God Bless each and everyone of you Mama Kay
Problems I Have On Fubar
Why I Got Dumped
Poetry For Thought
Oh where do I start? Life's not all its cracked up to be kids...or isnt. It's intoxicating be able to pour your entirety into another human being and be dedicated to him/her without a second thought can become a driving force in your life. But what happens when things change? Well...remember that its only in the end that you start thinking about the beginning..if you can avoid an end...*wish* With that being said here's some POETRY FOR THOUGHT... Goodbye is never easy, even when its needed... We delay, we lie, we tell ourselves it will be okay But how can that be true when your life, your love can't stay? What's best isnt always wanted... most of the time its ignored, because our false sense of hope keeps us hanging on Healing...the painful burn that turns into the scar that reminds us of our past... forgotten but never gone. Walls go up and some will fall only to be put up again Until life send us that "one".. and only that one will ge
Whats Up Bitches?????
and only stayed on for two weeks when it was cherry tap.Didnt know it my profile was still running... SO I one day was reffered to this site by a friend found out i already had a profile with nasty old pics of me soooo i got rid of them cuz i look nothing like i used to in the old pics(there gone now) but anywayyyyyy thats why i have so little love for being on here so long.... sooooo ladies show me love! Yea Ill have my own apartment again the 3rd of July- just in time for the 4th ... cant wait , its gonna feel good to be the king of my own castle again-- just missing one thing -- a queen lol .anyway wish me luck! I know I gotta get new pics..... theyll be up soon.Just be patient.
From Lifescript
The 6 Rules of CleavageHow Much Is Too Much?By Shanna Thompson, LifeScript Staff WriterThursday, October 25, 2007 There they rest smack in the middle of our chests breasts. Utilitarian in function, diverse in form, gender-defining and sexually pleasing, theres really no denying the commanding presence of cleavage. But this versatile asset isnt all fun and games. Just one missed blouse button and your girls can suddenly go from classy to trashy. Learn how and when to give your cleavage its due stage time with our six rules for best breast etiquette When presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton showed a hint of cleavage at an appearance this summer, the issue of proper breast presentation was placed on a national stage. While little was revealed to the naked eye, the mere fact that it was noticed at all begs the question by women: Are people looking at me or my breasts? Given that average breast size has grown from a 34B to a 36C since the 1970s and clothing styles are
So tomorrow morning I leave Texas and go back up to Missouri for a whole day. Sunday afternoon I fly out of there to go to Hawaii. Now this is a pretty big move for me and I am looking forward to it. I am going to be there for 3 years at Schofield Barracks. This is a fresh new start for me as I don't know many people over there. Sounds funny that a 29 year old would be worried about making new friends, fitting in and enjoying life right? Well it is not so uncommon. This is my first duty station with the Army and I am a little nervous about it. Who cares right I am being stationed in heaven. Well we shall see how this goes and I will probably post more about it and new pictures once I get there. Until then live life to the fullest and enjoy every second like it was your last on earth.
I'm not a very open person by nature, but for this blog I will do my best. I first want to thank everyone I've met and especially to those whom I became friendly with. Due to some VERY unfortunate things that took place the last day or so, I will be deleting and leaving Fubar by the end of the day. The last few days I became relatively close to someone who I felt a kinship with and who I qucikly began having feeling for. BUT that wasn't enough for SOME people to respect or appreciate, and for that I am sorry. I came here awhile back because I was told it was MUCH different than other places I was a member of, but sadly, it turns out, it is identical to those other place. LOVE, HATE, JEALOUSY, INSTABILITY among other things run rampant here as well. I've left other places for those same reasons, and since I've found, in the last day or so, those issues exist here as well. I've decided, today is my last day here. To that ONE special person, I am sorry for any pain I may have
Empty Inside
Have u ever felt completely empty inside, ya know like so alone ur slowly losing ur mind, i myself have been there a time or two, its only because i'm missin u, yeah thats what u do to me, after i done u will plainly see, nothing hard just something simple, maybe something just and nimble, even if only it was a smile, would make me complete for awhile, even just the slightest giggle, no not a wiggle, cause i'm the perfect gentleman, well okay i do the best that i can, but now after writing this blog, my feelings r no longer clog, so thankx for readin, for now i'm no longer grievin, so until next time, bye.
7 Day Stretch!
Been workin like a dog bakin bread for 7 days straight just to get 3 off an be with my Mels!....Love that woman!....Gonna spend the weekend with her an do a Halloween costume party on Saturday....Gotta say it's been well worth the a lil R&R!...AHHHH!
My Fubar Projects
I wanted to know what people would think would be better... A flip off - Azriel a friend on fubar has girls take a picture of they're "best flip off" and upload it to they're profile pictures so he can rip it to an album. Mine would be guys or girls doesn't matter... OR A Salute - A salute to sweet, sexy lil ol me... lol. I just thought it would be fun to have a to choose what you want to do and have a paper or something that says something like "showing love to Jenn, Fubar # 198193" with your name and/or fubar name and fubar number. It can be creative, funny, dirty, sexy, scary. You choose.... After thinking about it I thought well I'll just let you choose, instead of picking just one to do. So here it is... Do a "Flip Off" AND OR a "Salute". Yes you can do both! When you've done this upload it to your pictures and let me know so I can rip it. I'll put them in they're own albums.... If you do this thanks alot, it's just something fun to do on he
Say That Again???
Real Or Not?
Prospect Of Adventure
Prospect of Adventure Introduction It is aboard a ship on the Indian Ocean that that my tale takes place, but, that you might better understand my tale, let me tell you a bit about myself. My name is Alexander Conrad; I was born on October fifth of in the year of 1765, in Lancaster. I sailed in the kings navy for years. I have traveled to the Indies and to the orient aboard whalers. I can honestly say that I know the sea, and I respect it. I have sailed on many ships, but of all of them, I truly remember one, the HMS Prospect, the last ship I ever boarded. The captain, an older wealthy gentleman, sailed not for the earnings but for pleasure and was able to pay his crew well. We each were to receive a one hundred and fiftieth portion of the catch, but this kings ransom, though I was grateful for it, was not what I most cherished receiving from that ship. Our journey was to take us around the cape and into the Indian Ocean then dow
Michelle, Thoughts of you run through my head, like visions of pure desire. You amaze me, astound me, always take me places ever higher. Always reaching, wanting more. To always be there, never bored. Basking in your love, and you in mine. To have you near is so divine. Your touch, your kiss, your luscious essence. I love to drink you all in, just being in your presence. No other do I want, of this you can be sure. You are my life, you are my world. All my love, For now, and forever, Michael
No Real Friends I Guess!!
I'll be leaving Fubar so if you want to stay in touch and chat awhile leave me a message and we can work it out. 3 days left on my VIP, then I'm out of here. I came to make friends and made some really special ones, but most are just here to LVL, " Help me LVL, FAN ME , RATE ME" bahhh
Song Lyrics
If I fall along the way Pick me up and dust me off And if I get too tired to make it Be my breath so I can walk If I need some other love Give me more than I can stand And when my smile gets old and faded Wait around I'll smile again Shouldn't be so complicated Just hold me and then Just hold me again Can you help me I'm bent I'm so scared that I'll never Get put back together You're breaking me in And this is how we will end With you and me bent If I couldn't sleep could you sleep Could you paint me better off Could you sympathize with my needs I know you think I need a lot I started out clean but I'm jaded Just phoning it in Just breaking the skin Can you help me I'm bent I'm so scared that I'll never Get put back together You're breaking me in And this is how we will end With you and me bent Start bending me It's never enough I feel all your pieces Start bending me Keep bending me until I'm compl
Kinda New At This
I am brand new to fubar.But I have several friends that swear this is the place to be. I gotta say I am liking what I have seen so far. Its all a little confusing at first but I am fure I will get the hang of it. I have already gotten shit faced so thats always a good thing. I am a 27 year old homemaker with 1 beautiful child. I have been married for 7 years now and we have been together for 11 years so theres not a whole lot to tell about myself I am actually quite boring. At least I think I am maybe some of my friends can tell stories. I am just getting Well thats really all I have to say for now except that its FUCKING COLD in Illinois. So Yeah Everyone have some fun....Debby
Life Part 5
I am sitting here sweating, red faced and very hot. No, it wasn't from sex! I had such a good workout on the treadmill. Walking and running. I always have to cool down before getting in the shower or else I just don't seem to cool down. I know, I know...take a cool shower. But, I can't! I feel so much better today! My neck was really hurting bad yesterday and I mad an appointment to see the doctor again tomorrow and he will sign me up for physical therapy. i am sure that is what I need to help it. So glad you are back home safe love and thank you for sending me the text to let me know you were home. It made me feel loved and special. I need to get in the shower. Badly! I am so sweaty. It is a good thing. I have not been in this good of shape and felt this good in years! Probably 8 years. That is a long ass time! My son did not pass his drivers written exam yesterday and he was quite disappointed. Very upset. He can try again next week. I looked at the
Erotic Words
lc: lay you bak on the couch with you legs around my shoulders as i slowly eat you pussy taking my middle and index finger and rubbing your clit while my tongue and thumb run the inside wall of you pussy you legs tighten and you body starts to shack as the orgasmic climax builds deep inside you all of a sudden i slip my tongue into your ass and it trigers you orgasm and you love juices flood my face ,neck and chest i slide up your body and slowy nibble up your neck you can feel the head of hard cock press its way into you hot body the pressure of my cock inside of you trigers another orgasm and you scream and crawl my back
A Real Man
I can't take credit for this, I saw it in a bulletin. But I thought it was really interesting..... 1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his Woman first. 2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either. 3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself. 4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN. 5.) A REAL MAN doesn't Break Promises 6.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, not hot, sexy, or fine as fuck. 7.) A REAL MAN loves you just as much first thing in the morning when your hair is sticking out in a million directions, you have no makeup on, and you haven't showered, shaved or brushed your teeth yet as he does when you're dressed to the nines and ready for a night out on the town. 8.) A REAL MAN CALLS U on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS. 9.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of yo
Friends And The Internet
Okedokee folks, it's time for me to unload here. Not because I intend to share dirty laundry with the whole damn world, but exactly the GD opposite! You see this place is a global public forum. Friggin pygmies in Borneo sittin' in a hut with a satellite dish and bike-driven generators are currently lookin' at your naked asses, listening to your tunes and reading your personal thoughts! Get a damn grip! This place is for meeting new friends, new lovers and entertainment, not a damn sniping tool to leave hit and run bashes or exercise personal vendettas! If you really want to meet and more importantly KEEP your friends then discuss problems in person or at least over a freaking phone for Chrissakes! Only shallow-assed weekend friends post private issues!
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what is love? Current mood: confused how do you know if someone really loves you or if they are useing you or are playing games its really hard to know what hurts the most is that you love some one so much but you don't really know if they feel the same about you its easy to tell some one you love them but meaning it is different i don't know Help!!!!! why is it that everytime i think i am going to be happy someone or something always fucks it up and i am tierd of it i am tierd of being happy one min and the next feeling like shit why cant i find a man that will make me happy and be happy with me life sucks it really dose sometimes i wish i wasn't alive to be around for all this bullshit well were do i start life sucks and love is no where to be found why why can't someone love me for who i am not whats between my legs or how much money i have why can't life be so much easier then is is right now
Simple Sex Scenes
Here is a simple sex scene i described to a member that she like so much she save it as one of her blogs tell me what you think.. lay you back on the couch with you legs around my shoulders as i slowly eat you pussy taking my middle and index finger and rubbing your clit while my tongue and thumb run the inside wall of you pussy you legs tighten and you body starts to shack as the orgasmic climax builds deep inside you all of a sudden i slip my tongue into your ass and it trigers you orgasm and you love juices flood my face ,neck and chest i slide up your body and slowy nibble up your neck you can feel the head of hard cock press its way into you hot body the pressure of my cock inside of you trigers another orgasm and you scream and crawl my back i dont know sounds like you like trhe blog and if so her is one just for you.. i guess i would start off by nibbling around you neck and behind your ears letting my fingers stroke the back of you neck. you can
Needs Of A Man And Woman
This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time wit
My Lounge
Come check us out in The Infantry Lounge ~ Everyone is welcome to join our Unit! Just click the above pic!
My Life
I am 36 never been married, and I live on the road most of my life not known where I am gona get my next meal ect... And I have been in and out of foster care homes till I 16 then went and stayed with my aunt and that is when I found out that I was just a wasted sperm from some trick that my mother had in her younger years.... And alos when I was in the foster homes I was beaten to a bloodly pulp with a leather strip with holes in it and locked up in a small room and feed only bread&water at dinner time... P.S I hope this little infomation about me will give you all more of a understanding about my life style ect... PLEACE GIVE COMMENTS ON THIS!!!!
Fu-bombers Family
I just wanted to let everyone know I wont be on much this week. My laptop is down and am useing a friends computer. I wont have time to bomb any of the contests this week.
Breast Cancer Awareness
Breast cancer in men This information is about breast cancer in men. It should ideally be read with our general information about breast cancer. Breast cancer in men Cancerous cells can develop in the small amount of breast tissue that men have behind their nipples. Breast cancer occurs much more commonly in women and fewer than 1 in 100 of breast cancers occur in men. In the UK, approximately 250 men are diagnosed with breast cancer each year. Causes of breast cancer in men The cause of breast cancer in men is not completely understood, but some men seem to be at higher than average risk of developing the disease. This rare cancer most often occurs in men over the age of 60. It is more common in men who have: several close members of their family (male or female) who have had breast cancer, or a close relative diagnosed with breast cancer in both breasts, or a relative diagnosed with breast cancer under the age of 40. Having several members of the family with
Rest In Peace
Rest In PeaceRaymond Shane Barnett1977 - 2007 Shane was reported missing and was found dead Thursday afternoon near the Gathering of The Juggalos in Cave-In-Rock Illinois. He died of a heat stroke. Having hollusination went to the hospital they never denied nor confirmed that he was a patient there. They released him knowing he wasn't well. Pisses me off cause he went missing shortly after the hospital. Cops didn't do shit to find him. Only friends and family bothered to search then found him dead.I can not post this enough when still people are unaware of the cruelties of life. Shane died way before his time, denied because of the way he was....who he was....he was a juggalo. People think just because someone has tattoos and piercings they don't deserve the fair treatment, which is bullshit. Shane was true to the very end. Best believe if I could change the world I fucking would. I don't wanna see anymore of my fucking homies going out like this. Losing Shane was enough and too muc
Skwanker is a cross between a skank an a wanker!.....LMAO.......Damn,maybe that was a hermaphrodite!,don't go f yourselves if I tell ya to just cause you can!....J/K.....Check ya laterz!
Brain Aches
I have been talking to this girl that I really like... and I want to meet her but somehow we havent and I really dont know if its me or what... If it is me, what is it cause I just dont know... I dont know maybe I'm paranoid, maybe not ... I just know I cant be crushed again...
Check It Out
This really goes out to those in the military, who used to serve our country, been on a military installation, or anywhere where the flag of our great nation is raised and lowered on a daily basis. One question: Have ever ran inside a building, not stopped you vehicle, or just stopped and placed your hand over your heart, taken your hat off, or given a salute when the American flag was risen or lowered?? If you have, than shame on you. You are a disgrace as an American, if you can even call yourself one. Many of our nations finest sons, daughters, husbands, wives, grandchildren, and loved ones have payed the ultimate sacrifice to you, to our families, to our friends, and as well to me, to ensure that that flag is risen and lowered everday in freedom, in love, and in happiness. When you do not pay proper respect, you insult everyone who has died, puts their lives in harms way, and to the families of those who have made those sacrifices. If you are in the military and have
I'm A 2nd Alarm Hottie Fan!!
Look at all the Hotties in one place, how much better can it get! Check em out, show them some love, rate them, fan them, crush them. The Love will be returned. Get Your Own Graffiti Wall At Our Fearless leaders, We Love you guys. *Firechief*/*Chief* 2nd Alarm Hotties/ CEO Demon House !!@ fubar The Great Bluedemon*Ellie's Fu-Hubby*(1st Deputy Chief 2nd Alarm Hotties)@ fubar The 2nd Alarm Hotties: HOTTIEOFSOUTHAVEN 2nd Alarm Hotties Member@ fubar sexypirate13....@ fubar kristinb70 -- 2nd Alarm Hotties Member@ fubar ~Beach Bunny~Lt. 2nd Alarm Hotties@ fubar Raen~ Asst Chief - 2nd Alarm Hotties~@ fubar RaZnCoX/2
The Tao Of Who?
Take off that Mask. Take off that mask you wear so well, That cast iron fascade that hides your hell. Nothing in this world could dull your pain the way you wish it would. Take off your Mask and show your face that thing of grace and beauty. A mask but masks the lies you tell, those lies that run as deep as a well and all this time for what? To save a face? to save your place? to fall that much less from grace? The truth will set you free but not for free for freedom has its price to bare and its that price we bare thats so unfair, so unjust. But we pay that price and sometimes thrice, because good things come in 3's, or was it bad things? Well things come in 3's and whether you like it or not it never comes how you draw it up in your mind. A choice is left. One that is placed neatly before you. Do you stand or do you sit? Are you a passenger of life or do you ride with it? Do you put on your mask and mascarade through the great parade of life, or do you lift
My Back
Well had another MRI today. Took two valume to settle the nerve. Which didnt help beat my self up trying to stay in it. So I really dont think that I will be back on today. Going to drop my 11's and call it a day sorry guys!!! my apologizes A$$HOLE (JAY)
When I'm Gone
"When I'm Gone" There's another world inside of me That you may never see There're secrets in this life That I can't hide Somewhere in this darkness There's a light that I can't find Maybe it's too far away... Or maybe I'm just blind... Or maybe I'm just blind... [Chorus] So hold me when I'm here Right me when I'm wrong Hold me when I'm scared And love me when I'm gone Everything I am And everything in me Wants to be the one You wanted me to be I'll never let you down Even if I could I'd give up everything If only for your good So hold me when I'm here Right me when I'm wrong You can hold me when I'm scared You won't always be there So love me when I'm gone Love me when I'm gone... When your education X-Ray Cannot see under my skin I won't tell you a damn thing That I could not tell my friends Roaming through this darkness I'm alive but I'm alone Part of me is fighting this But part of me is gone [Chorus] Or maybe I'm just blind...
The Drunk Dial
DRUNK DIALING RULES... 1.Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something. 5.Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6.Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7.It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8.You can also call this same ex a
why is it that most of the women on fubar feel that they have to pose half naked in their pic's to get a stupid rating? some of them even pose in different color bras...LMAO! it's gross ...OK
What I Am About And Stand For
Bide the Wiccan Laws ye must In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust. Live an let live - Fairly take an fairly give. Cast the Circle thrice about To keep all evil spirits out. To bind the spell every time - Let the spell be spake in rhyme. Soft of eye an light of touch - Speak little, listen much. Deosil go by the waxing Moon - Sing and dance the Wiccan rune. Widdershins go when the Moon doth wane, An the Werewolf howls by the dread Wolfsbane. When the Ladys Moon is new, Kiss thy hand to Her times two. When the Moon rides at Her peak Then your hearts desire seek. Heed the Northwinds mighty gale - Lock the door and drop the sail. When the wind comes from the South, Love will kiss thee on the mouth. When the wind blows from the East, Expect the new and set the feast. When the West wind blows oer thee, Departed spirits restless be. Nine woods in the Cauldron go - Burn them quick an burn them slow. Elder be ye Ladys
Fill It Out
Poems I Wrote
ITs been two years since you left me.... not because you wanted to but for the reason that wasnt your choice knowing your not here has been hard Its been two years since you left me.... not seeing you is the worst having my nephew there to make it better hes the one that keeps you alive Its been two years since you letf me... missing my best friend wishing you were here to push the swarros away remembering the times we spent together Its been two years since you left me... hopeing i make you happy with my choices knowing your always there makes it easier lookinh up into the sky and wishing to see you once more ITs been two years since you left me... trying not to cry everytime i think of you remembering how you left always thinking of you here and not in heaven its been two years since you left me... missing my big sister wanting you to come back knowing your always looking down at me ITs been two years since you left me..... loving you ill always
Whur Is Da Love
hummm ok soo wuhr are all the brothers that love thick withe women hummmm lets see a show of hands come on now .... ok better yet just show some love to my page an dont forget to holla at ur gurl muah much love to all of ya
Drama Lovers
If A Person is going to talk trash about someone that they don't even know, have never spoken too,Never even tried to speak to ....Only by Judging what they see in a picture ... then shouldn't they be open for communication when that person comes to them RESPECTFULLY and without malice to try to understand why it is they would LABEL them a DECEITFUL BAD PERSON??? How the FUCK do you decide you don't like a person by looking at a picture that is not offensive in any way. Just because "YOU THINK" your a psychic. Even those who claim to have the BEST psychic ability in the world ADMIT that sometimes they are WRONG with their interpretation and at least have the GOOD MANNERS to face that and admit it. I have deleted a portion of the persons name Because I don't want this person harassed in any way so please don't ask the persons name. I have nothing against this person, This person has enough on their plate to deal with at this time and I do not wish to add to their distress. I wish
What in the fuck is going on with this site in the last 18 months. Who the fuck are the bitches that keep going through my albums and marking my safe pictures not safe for work. That is the most retarded fucking power they could've given anyone on this site. If you're one of the ass clowns that keeps marking my shit, by all means, let me know, so I can just block you and you don't have to worry about seeing anything.
its my birthday, comments please or gifts
Written For Me From A Fan! Ty Babe
Find Me???
Here are the other places I'm at, for whoever is interested. http:'' I'm not that much of an exhibitionist on these other places; I use most ,like this site for fun and to meet interesting people. So if you want to drop by, do and if not thats fine also. I just like new and interesting people. thank you all for making me happy here at fubar. I plan on posting new pics sometime this weekend on here. have a good weekend.
Life Is Funny
well here i sit waiting to go to work and thinking about someone dear to me, who is far away. ok well actually 2 people. both i have feelings for but in different ways. 1 is an ex the other i am seeing where we will go, but both live far from me. other than family members who would have thought i could care for 2 people at once. the feelings for the ex are fading but still linger maybe because of our history and our kids, the other i met and we had a BLAST. so much so that i never wanted to end when it did, but will hopefully have more soon. oh well now i have to go to work and think about mainly 1 person til i can talk to him again!! you know who you are. sorry all i was just bored and needed to vent, but thanks for checking. When I originally wrote this I was thinking of 2 people. now I am sitting here thinking about only 1 person in this blog. He has my heart and has since 1999,we have not been split up for too long, only about a year, I try to let him go but, somehow we always e
Bombfest Tonight
ok ppl I finally got the link here it is!!! Contest starts 9 pm central time and ends at 11. Thanx guys!!! Hey everyone here's the link for the bombfest tonite.....there is also a link in my comment box.....Thanx everyone!!!! is from 9-11 pm central time!! /">" target=_blank>/">" border=0> here's the link again guys /">" target=_blank>/">" border=0>
" Keeping Prayers Going For Mom Helen "
For Jessa
Well Written (lol)
Brian woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Lisa, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, Brian called his little boy into the room and asked him to "take this note to your beautiful Mummy." The note read: The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, To Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed. Lisa, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to "take this to your silly daddy." The note read: Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today. Brian read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to take it back to "the lady in the kitchen." The note read: The Tent Pole's Still Up, And The Canvas Still Spread, So Drop What You're Doing, And Come Give Me Some Head. Laughing, Lisa answered the note and then asked her son to
I Copied This So U All Might Know A Little More About The Call Me Feature
This is a great new feature fubar is now providing for its users. It allows you to leave voice messages for other fubar members without giving out your real phone number. Every member of fubar is set up to receive voice messages from other fubar members using Jangl. If you want to call someone and leave a voice message, Jangl makes that simple as well, using your Jangl account. To call someone and leave a voice message, click on Call Me. This link is located on every member profile, immediately below the member name. Next, verify the phone number from which you will be calling. You must use the phone number of the phone you will be calling from. (Jangl gives you the option to store phone numbers in your Jangl account.) Jangl will have you set up a pin number to use to log into your Jangl account. Make sure you read the Jangl terms of service and check the box that you agree to them. Complete these quick and easy steps and you are ready to make a call to anyone that has a fu-m
A man cooks a deer but doesn't tell the kids what it is.. So he gives a clue.. It's what ur mother calls me! The son yells "Don't eat it.. It's a f*ckin Dick" !!!!
send me 2 pics 1 of u and 1 of something u would like to morph into plz send to fubar mail when done ill post to my profile and you can rip from there thanx
cellar door... i love you oh so much! you are one of my closest get me.. which is scary... i really don't think a whole lot of people really truly get me...and you do i really hope we stay as close as we are for the rest of our lives..:D love ya you giant freak! If i don't talk to you much in the next few weeks, please don't take it personally... I have some wounds that need tending.... I am really very good at pasting on a smile to make everyone think i am ok...when in reality i feel my world tumbling around me. Heh..i post blogs...and lie...cause i can't take seeing anyone else hurting... I fix things people need fixing...but won't let anyone fix me... I listen when people need to talk...but rarely will i let out even one tenth of what i hold inside... I hold hands when people need it..and let people hold mine when doing so will make them feel better about me... Noone sees all of me...noone I won't permit it...cause when i do let someone see more than the
Vixen Wants To Win !!!
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Marvel Comics 2
xXx-Men:Man Mutant Cyborg 24/7 Ch. 03 by X Writer Hey, hes not for me! Bobby yelled, annoyed. Hes Alison Blaires boyfriend... The Brazilian mutants voice trailed off as the man continued to walk on, ignoring him. Fucking puta. Let me handle the next one, slugger. Guido laughed. His large hand reached out and clasped the shoulder of another passing roadie. Excuse me. Have you seen a blonde poofter looking leather boy with a stupid look on his face? Weird. Youre the second person to ask about this guy. Sure, man. The guy gestured over to the Mutatis trailer. I saw him go around the back of that trailer with some platinum blonde groupie. That was a while ago. Thanks, pal. Guido released the roadies shoulder. Not exactly what I wanted to hear, but you just made my night a whole lot easier. You see two blonde guys, one tall, one scrawny, as well? Yeah, man. Thats who was asking about the leather boy. The roadie laughed. Thanks a lot. Guido
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Sex Game Reposted
IF WE HAD SEX GAME (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out) DONT BE Skuured. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO REALLY WANTS BE WITH YOU. 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you make me say your name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would give me a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick me all over? 13. Would you like 2 play or get straight to the point?14. Would you take ur time? 15. Would u fall asleep when we were done? 16. Would u go fast or slow? 17. Where would u wanna "do it"? 18 Would we be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you do it 2day? 21. Would you do it 2morrow? 22. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?
You're Special!!!!
Sometimes we just need to be reminded! A well-known speaker started off his seminar by: holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this." He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. "No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make
"Lacrymosa" Out on your own, Cold and alone again. Can this be what you really wanted, baby? Blame it on me, Set your guilt free. Nothing can hold you back now. Now that you're gone, I feel like myself again. Grieving the things I can't repair and willing... To let you blame it on me, And set your guilt free. I don't want to hold you back now love. I can't change who I am. Not this time, I won't lie to keep you near me. And in this short life, there's no time to waste on giving up. My love wasn't enough. And you can blame it on me, Just set your guilt free, honey. I don't want to hold you back now love.
Scottsdale, Az
o.k. I live and work in scottsdale, AZ. There are a ton of cool places to have fun, but this weekend I ran into a hip spot a little more my style... I was in north Scottsdale, meeting some of my friends for girly drinks (appletini anyone). My friends and I stopped into this little lounge off Frank Lloyd Wright and Hayden called Muze lounge. The attmosphere was kind of hollywood shiek, which I think is what they are going for, and they have clothing for sale with hip catch phrases on them the service was great, and the staff was very attentive. They also have two big projection screens on the walls with hd.. I think Ill come back to catch a game sometime If you havent heard of Muze Lounge, you should check it out, you will enjoy the experience. hey guys.... check out this new az job search site i discovered.... it's local, it's free, and it only takes a minute. one of my friends just started working there, so i'm trying to direct college kids or whatever to the site... www.
Dc Comics 2
Lightning In The Night Pt. 4 b by Ann Douglas Even the fact that Mary was shaven bare brought a tinge of regret from the older girl. In theory, Kara could burn off the hairs on her body with a combination of her heat vision and some specially designed reflectors. Yet with all the trouble it took for her to trim the hair on other parts of her body, it never seemed worth the trouble. Maybe on another day, she might have to reconsider that. Now it was Mary's turn to float in the air as Kara lifted her legs up off the bed and spread them to gain access to the magical pearl between. Mary had no objection at all in being lifted this way because like her counterpart, she had long ago learned there was a certain added intensity to an orgasm if you had it while in a gravity reduced state. Unfortunately, in her case, most of those experiences in what she'd heard other flying heroines call Zooming had been solitary ones. Only one of her previous experiences had bee
Sometimes we just need to be reminded! A well-known speaker started off his seminar by: holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this." He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. "No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make
Autumn, The New Room, & The Killer Box!
" Strangers Just Ripping And Not Asking "
'inocent_babygur...' just ripped your 'photo' from 'PsychoBitch Dizzy's FU Wife VIP assistant to Death of special forces'! inocent_ba...: no need i didnt ask for ur thnks ->inocent_ba...: i can make you one if you like ->inocent_ba...: ty ->inocent_ba...: ty inocent_ba...: ok iw will but u should be proud ppl like ur work ->inocent_ba...: out of respect to all here you need to ask the person not take it upon your self to rip ->inocent_ba...: and you need to delete it before i fix you inocent_ba...: then in your option block the rips ->inocent_ba...: excuse me i made it you have no right to it ITS CALLED " RESPECT " BEFORE TAKING WHAT IS NOT YOURS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Help Me Level
only 1494 to level
Angel's Thought's On Whatever
OK THE WAY I SEE THIS, IS I HAVE SET MY NSFW PIC'S TO FAMILY ONLY. THERE WERE ALOT OF COMMENTS ON WHY AM I FAT. WELL YOU SEE MY OTHER PIC'S WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO EVEN SEE THE NSFW. I FEEL IF YOU DONT LIKE THE BIG LADYS THEN DON'T ASK TO BE MY FRIEND OR FAMILY JUST TO PUT ME DOWN. I KNOW I AM NOT A SIZE 5. AND AS YOU CAN SEE I AM NOT. SO KEEP YOUR NASTY/HURTFUL COMMENTS TO YOURSELF. OK THANKS ANGEL. Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor." "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba. Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well Eighty bucks a
Final Question
I know I have harped over this issue for so long, but since it is running wild on this site.. and it will be my final question about anything that really means anything to anyone.. Hardly anyone cares for REAL meaningful issues here anyways.. It's all about points, leveling or whatever... But... Since I am sick of the pedophiliasm that goes on here.. Someone tell me HOW can a man over 30, 40, and even over 50 ever be friends with someone under 20? 19? and 18? HOW? Besides trying to be in the kid's pants.. why would you want to be friends with someone that young? As I said.. I am dropping all REAL issues here.. Since no one cares anyways. Thank you and say good bye to the serious Cassie.
Help Sister Please
Hey all can you come by and rate and comment on my sisters pic in fat sonnys contest please HALLOWEEN PIC CONTEST WILL RUN FROM TUESDAY TILL TUESDAY 5 PM TILL 5 PM EST SHE IS IN FOURTH PLACE NOW PLEASE HELP IF YOU CAN THANKS thanks laura
Hellllllllllllllllp Please
thanx to all who help...
Wake Up Call Done
My eldest daughter called me last night and we had a long talk and everything is good again...I told her to go and talk to her principle about her non abilities to learn from the teachers that she has and to express her concerns about college and her grades as she wants to go to a very well known I am happy that she called and we the next problem is the youngest daughter...I will get into that at a later
Judgment Do you see me? Can you hear me cry? What did you see when you looked in my eyes? I see youwalking away Wondering why some one would want to live this way? I dont You know Wanttolivethisway Next time ask me you may be surprised by what I have to say. What she may have to say is that 7 years ago she was 14 years old and newly married. Shortly after her wedding she became pregnant and after seven and a half monthsshe was finally going to become a mother She may say that when she went into labor the baby wouldnt come. That she was in so much pain; that her mother-in-law and her mid-wife told her to walk so the baby would come out. She may tell you how, no matter how hard or how long she pushed her child refused to be born. She may tell you the relief that she felt when after those three days, she gave birth. Or she may tell you the new pain she felt when she was told that her baby had died. Orshe may tell you that she nowat the age of 21sti
He Gave Me All 1's
Life Part 6
I have worked so much today. I feel like I am ahead of the game. I am almost completely done with the 3rd quarter job costing. I did sales tax yesterday and didn't send it in to my Dad to sign today which wouldn't have mattered since he didn't go to work today and is in Seattle at the moment and is not coming back until Monday night to turn around and go to Palm Springs on Wednesday for a week! I think he has retired but just forgot to tell me, Peter and Jennifer! lol So I call him to ask him if he just wants me to sign his name to the Sales tax form and he said yes. I hate forging but it was a must. So I practice my Dad's signature and it looks pretty good. Then I go to sign the Tax form and it looked so bad! It does not look like his signature at all. Oops. He can just tell them he was drunk at the time of signing it if it is questioned! hahaha Speaking of lies!!! I found out something today about some guy that used to be my friend on Fubar. When I deleted my
'64 Impala
i need a sugar mama so she can buy me a '64 impala from the gift shop, if anyone is lookin to spoil a hot guy let me know, once ur my sugar mama i become ur sex slave that's a fair trade
Are U A Fa N Yet?
Sexiest Witch Contest Rules
Welcome to the Sexiest Witch contest! Very simple rules: No Hating No Cheating No Downrating NO Drama Self bombing VERY highly encouraged Contest opens at 12:00 midnight Pacific time on the 26th, ends at 12:00 midnight Pacific time on Halloween. Whoever has the most comments by then wins the big kahuna! Good luck and HAVE FUN! Prizes, prizes PRIZZIZES: 1st Place: A custom made morph. Just for you!!!! 2nd place: A ticker message to slap up all over Fubar! 3rd place: A big Pimpin gift of my choice (no, I can't afford to get you a million dollar
LIZARD BIRTHING If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. "He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious dad, can you help?" I put my best lizard-healer statement on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do. "Honey," I called, "come look at the lizard!" "Oh my! gosh," my wife diagnosed after a minute. "She's having babies." "What?" my son demanded. " But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!" I was equally outraged. "Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to reproduc
Inside Stories
INSIDE STORIES BY:Karen Sue i remember...when we first met, how you looked at me, i wont forget all my sorrows were wiped away by every word you say your kisses took away my breath little did i know,that i should have kept and i just can not do this , your anger is just to much... your filled with hate, all you do is hurt, in you.. there is no love youre a soulless person, with a heart thats broke and cold, i got in theres no way out, my soul will soon be sold i m trapped inside your head. theres no use , should i give up? i can barely breathe... have i been left for dead? i remember... when we first met, how you looked at me ,i wont forget all my sorrows were wiped away by every little word youd say all your kisses took away my breath little did i know ,that i should have kept youre a killer, a killer in love the one and only thing i wouldnt give up but youre also a thief cause you stole my heart and killed it.....
Somewhere In The Night
Somewhere in the night a child cries, A woman weeps and someone dies. Somewhere in the night, humanity hides. Somewhere in the night , a soul screams, As people fade and die, lost in dreams. Somewhere in the night, reality lives. Somewhere in the night loneliness dwells, As people die, no sounding bells. Somewhere in the night, she dies alone. Somewhere in the night ... Where is the light?
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My Immortal
There was soemthing I searched for through 46 states. And 3 different countries to add to the stakes. It all seemed so hopeless so much time was a waste. I prayed everynight to God for a taste. I just wanted love, such a simple request. The answer was always "no simply not yet" So I kept up the search for someone like me. I looked and i roamed wondered where she could be. Did she exist or was it all just a dream. I thought "what a fool" as I kicked and I screamed. There is no one there, at least not for me. Hope there was none or none I could see. I gave up what I longed for and let everything be. A life with another was just not for me. Then she came out of nowhere like a wave from the sea. And crashed on my heart like I couldn't believe. But easy it's not for a fight lies ahead. But thats nothing to me i'v fought and i'v bled. Though the battlefields different then ever before. Different then drudging through mud and through gore. For here only lov
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When an out-of-work actor with a penchant for ultra-violent sex teams up with an amateur pornographer, the result is a lucrative business filled with unimaginable horrors. Only when things take an incestuous turn, does Jack Sanders learn the dangers of the snuff film business. The mutilated bodies turning up across California are nothing compared to the revenge-driven imagination of a victims father. Bodily fluids splatter the pages of Snuff as glimpses of Jacks abusive childhood and shattered dreams build up to an unforgettable climax. Brace yourself for an unapologetic experiment in brutality Written by Eric Enck and Adam Huber. Will be released on May 10th 2008. It will be available at Borders Bookstores, Barnes and Noble,, the horrormall, hot topic, and This is a brutal and deeply evil novel. AUTUMN BOOK TOUR Dover Delaware Walden Books October 27th and 28th 1-4pm Signing TELL ME YOUR NAME, THE RECKONING and GH
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Poems I Love... There All Sweet And Loving
For you I would climb The highest mountain peak Swim the deepest ocean Your love I do seek. For you I would cross The rivers most wide Walk the hottest desert sand To have you by my side. For you are the one Who makes me whole You've captured my heart And touched my soul. For you are the one That stepped out of my dreams Gave me new hope Showed me what love means. For you alone Are my reason to live For the compassion you show And the care that you give. You came into my life And made me complete Each time I see you My heart skips a beat. For you define beauty In both body and mind Your soft, gentle face More beauty I'll ne'er find. For you are the one God sent from above The angel I needed For whom I do love. - Chris Messick - To love is to share life together to build special plans just for two to work side by side and then smile with pride as one by one, dreams all come true. To love is to help and encourage with smiles and si
The Winter Horseman
across the cold hills the horseman rides, seeking out his hallowed prey. the moonglow turns the icicles silver, softening their jugular bite. when the cruel dawns dispels the night, the hunter claims his hollowed prey. why were the few unfortunatly numbered flowers cut? noone knows and noone will, till the horseman rides again.
Back From Hospital
I am back home fro a few and would like to thank you for all the love , i am very sick and am making it day to day, please keep me in your prayers and blessings, ill will be on when i can get on, been very rough , and had surgery, which was quiet pain full and took allot of my energy away, i missed everyone and hope all my friends support me , thank you all.......Billy Tucker aka Just Shizzle
what is it with people on messenger? If you leave your status as availible and heaven forbid you leave the glue spot that your ass sticks to for awhile, they automatically assume that for some fucked up reason your "ignoring" them and get all pissy about it. People, wake the fuck up and grow some common sense! What is on the other end of that screen is a HUMAN BEING, who has an actual life outside of talking to your ass, or in some cases putting up with you. And what about those ones who if you dont answer in a short amount of time, they repeatedly hit the BUZZ button...........That is the worst thing to do to someone who suffers from migranes! I cant stand when people do that. Its like they think you have to drop everything your doing right now to answer them.......and its usually stupid shit too. Then you get those ones that if someone they know writes a blog(which is usually just thoughts or bullshit words anyways)that points to everyone in general they automatically assume that In ..innertube..duh!;)
The even And 1... M, 22 Saint Louis, MO The Tube Jump Challenge created @ 2007-10-25 08:35:33 -- expires in: 14 hr [EVERYONE] I claim to be the "Tube King". I don't mind stepping down, as long as it is to a worthy Opponent and a master of the Tube themselves. I have been challenged to a "Tube Off", and my thought is "Who's gonna take this all the way?" Who do you think is the tube master tn=1" border=0> 82 votes 262 views 16 comments Myself, The Seven ** OR ** Her, JohnJacob...
Be Still (song Lyrics)
Halloween Party
My husband (J) and I went to an awesome Halloween party last weekend. Wed decided last month we wanted to go, when we met a couple (T and P) at the August party we wanted to see again, and, I wanted to go to a costume party. :) I found my costume a few weeks ago. I was the Stitch Witch. J was a biker. (YUMMY) We werent sure if our friends M and K were going to go, but as long as T and P were going, we were there! After a long drive, and a shower, we were ready to go. M and K were there already theyd gone straight to the party. M took a picture of me from under the table! The hosts post pictures of the parties on their site, and there they are. LOL T and P finally showed up. T got J to dance, even. :D Well, much flirting ensued. M was drinking a LOT. They had underwear roses on the tables, and M said if I found him one in black, hed wear it. A challenge? I accept I had one for him in about 15 seconds. :) Five minutes later, M comes to the table his jea
My Life Is A Total Mess!
hey everyone its me again beggin for you to please bomb my pic for the vip contest. . i will return all love . . so please please help me. ..and send me a message and let me know if you want gives or comments or if you need me to bomb you as well. Hey Y'all, I am entered in a contest to win a free blast....please...bomb my pic with rates and comments . . .please please please!!!! i love you all bunches!!! thanks Stacy HEY EVERYONE I JUST WANTED TO THANK EVERYONE FOR ALL THE DRINKS, CAKES, CARDS, COMMENTS FOR MY BIRHDAY . . .I TRIED TO THANK EVERYONE PERSONALLY BUT I HAD SO MANY...BUT I DO APPRECIATE IT FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART . . .IT MADE MY BIRTHDAY THAT MUCH MORE SPECIAL!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL. . . .MY FRIENDS ROCK!
My Family
My family is people who have rated me they will be the people I rate first Thanks James
So Tired Of It All
That night, Erick ended up not going to work. Things worked out. He stayed home and we watched some movies, cuddled, and had some fun. I am no longer depressed over that. We talked about it and I told him that his nights off that I get a babysitter, he needs to stay home because I have plans for us. He is fine with that. However I am not depressed over something else. As anyone who has seen my profile can tell, my birthday is coming up soon. I was looking forward to it. Erick showed me a $3000 engagement ring in a magazine and told me that is what I am getting for my birthday. He told me last night that I am not getting it. I have been really depressed because I am worried that if I am pregnant, I will have another miscarriage. We were talking last night and I asked him to be totally honest with me. I asked him if he was getting that ring for me and he said honestly, no. I cried myself to sleep. He said he wanted to know if I liked it and I told him that there are better ways to ask so
What Tree Did You Fall From?
Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is cool and somewhat accurate. Then send it to your friends, including the one that sent it to you, so they can find out what tree you fell from, but do not forget to change the subject line to your tree. Find your tree below and see what you are like ... Dec 23 to Jan 01 Apple Tree Jan 01 to Jan 11 Fir Tree Jan 12 to Jan 24 Elm Tree Jan 25 to Feb 03 Cypress Tree Feb 04 to Feb 08 Poplar Tree Feb 09 to Feb 18 Cedar Tree Feb 19 to Feb 28 Pine Tree Mar 01 to Mar 10 Weeping Willow Tree Mar 11 to Mar 20 Lime Tree Mar 21 (only) Oak Tree Mar 22 to Mar 31 Hazelnut Tree Apr 01 to Apr 10 Rowan Tree Apr 11 to Apr 20 Maple Tree Apr 21 to Apr 30 Walnut Tree May 01 to May 14 Poplar Tree May 15 to May 24 Chestnut Tree May 25 to Jun 03 Ash Tree Jun 04 to Jun 13 Hornbeam Tree Jun 14 to Jun 23 Fig Tree Jun 24 (only) Birch Tree Jun 25 to Jul 04 Apple Tree Jul 05 to Jul 14 Fir Tree Jul 15 to Jul 25 Elm Tree Jul 26 to Aug 04 Cypr
Shay's Blog - U Think U Know, But U Have No Idea
so here it is, my big secret... everynite, i go for a ride, i light my ciggaette, i play some music, i drive. i drive as if i dont know where im going. but i know exactly where my destination is. i drive past his street. i slow down and look down it. but i dont put on my signal, i never turn down it. i just breathe in and say "hi baby, i miss you". then i turn around. some nites i go past it 3 times. it's the closest i can get to him without seeing him. without letting him know im there and i miss him and i need him, even tho i know he already knows that. is that crazy? is that stalkerish? i like to think its not. i like to think that he knows im doing it. and maybe some nite he'll sense that im there, and he'll be there waiting for me, and he'll tell me to get out of the car and he'll hold me, kiss me, and tell me he misses me too, that he needs me too... after my ride, i go to our secret spot, a place no one knows about. i sit there and i smoke, and i cry, and i wish that m
I keep moving along One day its you The next its someone new I know I need to stop and plant myself Grow some roots but I cant deny this restlessness That takes a hold of me I keep searching for the way it used to be When I was in love with you and we were so free You set me on fire with every kiss Your eyes seared me with each breath And your face and touch is the one I miss But what a mess we made And we both went our own way So I keep moving along Waiting for someone to make me feel the way I did with you Someone who will be nothing like you But that is just the way it is But what a mess we made The hurt and pain that cut us deep The words we should have hid away Accusations and resentments Piled up so deep We had to swim our way out Or we would have drowned So who can blame you and me So I keep moving along Wanting someone to make me feel the way I did with you Someone who will be nothing like you But that is the way it is I pr
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Here's to all those girls who used to be his number one. The ones who waited all night for him to call, only to check the caller ID the next morning and be disappointed. The ones who made it through that bitter break up, dried your own tears, and moved on with your life, only to have him walk back in it months later like nothing ever happened. Those of you who cried on the first day you talked AGAIN because you knew exactly where this phone call was going. The ones who listened to him say, I only want to be your friend, one day, and the next, listened to him say how much he loves and misses you. We deserve something, and this is our tribute.Here's to the ones that took him back, hoping that maybe this time, he was different, hoping that maybe people really do change. We listened to our friends tell us that we were stupid for even thinking about giving him another chance, got shit from our parents, and even snuck around to see him for while. We went through the great stage with no fight

is it just me or is there more people out there who get tired of other people beggin for vip's blast and fubucks if there is let me no who wants to do some foot pics for me let me know female only i was thinkin about havein a contest next month for the sexiest female feet and the winner gets a blast how many women would like to join in
Naghty Girl
Hi, Nicoli here.....I am a young girl with a soft heart.....I need sum one to tell me...I am needed... I wont a bad boy...or girl to have my heart...if you think it's tell me...where, when, and how!!!
Ok yall i know i have been kinda not here for a while but i am tryin to win a giveaway hosted by my friend if you have shown me love i will try to return it as soon as i am done rating and commenting all 1455 pics its takin forever but its worth it ill get a 30 day blast for my efforts i sure hope i win i have put 4 good days in and the last couple days have been nothin but nsfw no points:-( i think i have less than 500 pic left to rate and comment all nsfw yayyyy....kisses to all Stoner Butterfly
I have way too many frineds on here, so I will be cutting them down, email me if you still want to talk!?...
100 Things Or
1. PICK OUT A SCAR YOU HAVE, AND EXPLAIN HOW YOU GOT IT. barely visible "y" shaped scar on my right cheeck from a fight with another boy when I was a kid. 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Pictures of me and my daughter, and Bro and parents. 3. WHAT DOES YOUR MOBILE PHONE LOOK LIKE? Not big on Cellphones that do everything but wash dishes...simple slider that does wut I need it to do (function as a phone!) LoL 4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? everything. I can stand any kind for a maximum of an 5. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE? The rolling green hills (default) 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? hmmmm.... to meet that which I've been searching for.... 8. WHAT TIME WERE YOU BORN? 6:23PM 10. WHAT ENDED YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP? SHe was psycho. 11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? not usually. 12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? the one who was supposed to make me smile. 13.WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE
Time To Reflect
Gemini MAY 21-JUNE 20 If there is tension in your personal relationships, do something about it. You have the ability to change things at any time. Circumstances may not allow you to totally change some situations, but showing others that your feelings and suggestions are just as important as theirs will build respect. Life is forever in flux, and you must evolve.
Where To Live
so i was talking with my good friend funkymunky and we are deciding on where i should live here are the choices. what do you think ? Arsoli (Lazio, Italy) Bastard (Norway) Beaver (Oklahoma, USA) Beaver Head (Idaho, USA) Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK) Chinaman's Knob (Australia) Climax (Colorado, USA) Cunt (Spain) Cunter (Switzerland) Dikshit (India) Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada) Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border) Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic) Effin (Limerick, Ireland) Fuku (Shensi, China) Fukue (Honshu, Japan) Fukui (Honshu, Japan) Fukum (Yemen) Hold With Hope (Greenland) Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA) Lickey End (West Midlands, UK) Little Dix Village (West Indies) Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland) Middle Intercourse Island (Australia) Muff (Northern Ireland) Nobber (Donegal, Ireland) Pis Pis River (Nicaragua) Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines) Seymen (Turkey) Shafter (California, USA) Shag Island (Indian Ocean) Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)
Child Abuse Awareness
Been Away
A week ago tues my oldest son was having a medical problem, push came to shove and he ended up in the hospital and within 2 hrs they knew he needed brain surgery. The best in the country to do this was in Cleveland Ohio. So we loaded up the motor home and brought him here. He had his surgery wed. was a 5 hr deal. Good news they got all the problem and things are looking very good. He is one lucky guy. Reminds me that life can turn on a dime. Be thankful for what you have in your life, these are the sorts of things that can take it all away very fast. Remember to say I love you to those you love.
Fuck It
the reason i fll for my ex, yeah i fineally realised it, earlier this evening i was talking to a friend i met when i was like 19 years old, he liked me then but he has turned shallow, and it made me realise that i had a habit of falling for the first guy that would treat me like i was worth looking at, yeah because i am short and round, so what? i don't need that shit anymore, i give up, don't need it don't want it don't have to put up with it
Domestic Violence
So Yea
and lost and confused
For You I Am
My Day
Had a tooth cut out, went to my doc pissed in a cup, gave blood and she stuck her hand up my ass....So tell me how was YOUR day?
I Enjoy You
WOMEN ARE EVIL BY NATURE WOMEN ARE EVIL BY NATURE......not..... >A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub... >She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. >She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. >As he did, she gently caressed his full beard >"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both >hands. >"Actually, no," he replied. >"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her >Hands beyond his beard and into his hair. >"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.. "Is there anything I can >do?" >"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her >Forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her >fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. >"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say >"Tell him," she whispered, >"There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies >room."
Pictures Of Shawty
(NO FUBAR SALUTE WILL BE DELETED OFF MY FRIENDS LIST) Hello Everyone, How is everyone today?I decided to look through my friends list today and have noticed that half of my friends have no Real i decided that today i will clean out my friends list.I will be deleting my current friends with (No Salute)...i am sorry for being a Bitch about it but its my friends list and i only want to keep real people on it with a fubar salute.So for my friends who do have a fubar salute you will remain on my friends list. And for the current friends who dont have a fubar salute and are pissed at me you can remove your self so i have less to do ..Thanks Sincerely shawty with the apple bottom booty
Just Something
I remember... the feeling of you holding me the sound of your voice the way you kissed me the way you smiled the way you said "I love you" the night we shared together ...But I also have to remember that you're nothing more than dead.. Fucker.
This has got me a little creeped out. Was driving down a road and saw 2 lights in the sky which looked like a airplane. It looked like it was gonna land on the road i was driving on. So i stopped my truck along with the 3 cars behind me and watched but it was weird cus there was no sound it was completely silent then this object stopped rotated and went straight up into the sky until it was out of sight. Now me and the confused drivers were all standing on the side off the road looking at each other like what the fuck? So then a cop comes down the road in the other direction stops and ask what is going on. Well we kind of all look at each other and all said at the same time "nothing". Why did we all say the same thing I can only speak for myself but I didn't want the cop to think I was some crazy. I am not sure what I saw but it was really strange, I have never seen a aircraft behave in that matter ever so I have said and hopefully somebody will read this and think hes not crazy
Five Surgeons.....
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patient to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see Accountants on my >>operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything in side them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over." But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC , shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable!
This Is Rather Confusing
You know what is really sad is, ever since joining when it was CherryTap and now it being Fubar, I only know other than my girlfriend of course, I only know two people that live in Traverse City, MI. that is on my friends list and/or family list, that's pretty damn sad! What is wrong with this picture, huh? I can't be that scary looking and last time I checked I couldn't bite at all but I know it's pretty damn sad when there is other people that live in Traverse City, MI. and not many in this town want to be around me, that's sad and pathetic and it shouldn't matter if I'm working or not, I do have a right to have friends in this town and for those that I thought were friends that I think aren't on here, they need a damn wakeup call because I know full well, I wouldn't just make them feel like they've been shoved into a closet and left there. that's for sure.
I Got Dumped In A Text Message...
What kind of woman will dump you in a text message? I loved her so much & even went as far as proposing to her & she didnt have the decency to break up with me in person...I could have taken that better than a text message...I gave her my love & she gave me SHIT...I feel so empty...
Finding A Special Someone!
God Bless Our Troops
I want to say thank you to all that serve, it takes a strong male or female to go out there and defend their country. I don't know many people who could scarfice months apart from their family. I served for 2 years, I got out on a family care plan. I hope I didn't let my country down. I hope all yall our blessed, for those away at war my prays are with you return safely to your families.
Silly & Stupid Letters
1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat.. "Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay. 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training a
Little Venting
I was messaged today by a boy (he was an older guy but acted like a boy) who I left a few pic comments for last night. My comments were such as "good pic" and 'very cute' (the cute comment was about his dog, and honestly I only left a comment on his pic cuz I commented on his dog) and he 'shouted' at me today about me being slutty and a whore because I compliment guys when Im married. Excuse me, when did it become adultery to compliment another guy? I know this site is primarily an adult hookup site, but as I posted on my profile, I joined for a friend and Im on mostly cuz I get bored. I do not indulge in 'cyber' and I will not meet anyone. I'm sorry I enjoy compliments and flirt a little, I guess thats a sin, or something. Maybe his last fubar date went bad or he's had bad experiences with women, but be civil, kid. But anyways this boy irritated me for his impulsive, rude and primitive comments. And I wanted to vent. So I vented. :) (not to mention i dont show 1/2 the skin
So the new patch for WOW is active now and the one thing I think is funny is this line from it: If a player dies 50 times or more in a battleground, they will no longer be worth honor for the remainder of that battle. lol ok if you are getting killed more then err 25 times during BG I think you need to pack it in and find a new game to play say like marbles. Who in the wold is getting ganked this much???? Or maybe you should play your character instead of having someone power level it for you. Oh and hunter said goodbye to the snake trap glitch. no more killing flagged players with it lol Gary Gygax Has passed If some of you do know know him he was a game designer and a co-creator of the role playing game D&D. I remember playing this game at the age of 12 and have not stopped playing it yet. I had a blast playing as a teen and found it very cool when a friend of mine kids wanted to learn . We had some late nights wondering what lurked around the conner. I still re-call th
Now, that I have your 4,974 points to go. Be a doll and help me out. Please Thanks *kussen* Someone sent this to me, i thought it was worth reposting.. :) BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Do you drink/smoke? 2. Do you like the rain? 4. If so...would you play in it with me? 5. Do you like movies? 6. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss my neck? 10. Do you play any sports? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother? 13. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on you? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, prick)? 17. Would you give me a kiss just because? 18. Would u sleep in the same bed as me? 19. Would u take me home to meet your parents? 20.
To Many Pervs On Here !!!!

I LOVE THIS AND I JUST WANTED TO SHARE........ The Road Less Traveled How often we must bear the challenges of life; The endless roller coaster between happiness and sorrow; The constant ups and downs of daily strife. And always the question remains .... why? Life is not an easy road for most; It twists and turns with many forks in the road, Although always, and inevitably, we are given a choice ... Do we turn to the right ... or the left? Do we take the high road ... or the low road? Do we take the easy path ... or the difficult one? Decisions are not easy for those struggling for direction ... And sometimes the many choices and signs become overwhelming. While standing at a crossroads in life, The urge is to take the most comfortable path; The road with least resistance ... The shortest or most traveled route. And yet, if we've been down that comfortable road before; Have gleaned its lessons in life, and learned from our experiences; Do we y
Pinoy Tambayan
Why is it that men and women play games with each other??WHY dont they just let things happen as Mother Nature intended??? May be its human nature to play the "GAME"Why?Both sexs know why we were put on this earth;so why delay the ineveitable??If we have feelings for someone let them know,no holds bnared!!! INSTEAD MEN and WOMEN,both sexes are guilty of"PLAYING"the game of"LOVE".Why not just let your feelings be known as soon as they happen instead of hiding them??? First of all you are only delaying the ineveitable ,plus you make the other person wonder if they really made an impression on you?This is "BULLCRAP".Let them know up front,instead of giving them time to think!?!?!! After what I have been through Im a little hesitant about what I say to a woman,but,Im just getting over a one sided relationship!! I gave she took and LIVED in her Fantasy WORLD!!This relationship was doomed from the begining and Ijust couldnt see it.But now I have BEEN THERE DONE THAT WONT GO T
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Pimipout Woohoo!!!!!!
This is my personal pimp so could all my friends go show all these guys some love they are great people Jokes Wild - The Blogz you love to hate - Engaged to DJ Lacey@ fubar INFARRED~DIRTY SOUTH CREW~FOUNDER OF SPIRIT BOMBERS~WTC TRIBAL COUNCIL~D&DC~~ LOVING MIKE ALWAYS~~@ fubar Hitman6 FOUNDER & PRESIDENT OF THE ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY~@ fubar ★☆★reedom ίsnt ree★☆★**No Salute=No Add**@ fubar There they are so pimp them out i would like to take time to tell all of you ty so much and i am going to do this more and more so plzzzzz help and thank you all so much DJPhilburg360
Stuff I Need Please
If Anyone Have Paintsho pro, Let me know, i look for some one to sent me a copy please
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Support Our Troops!
Ok so I added Bill Richardson, one of the Presidental Canidates to my myspace simply because he is from New Mexico and that is my true home and love. Well, then he posts a bulletin asking everyone to add a myspace titled Get our Troops Out. Well, I could not let this rest. I had to reply. I highly doubt that he will actually read it but whatever. So many of us feel the same way I do and I think it is about time that we all start speaking up. The democrats need to hear what we have to say! Here is my reply: I am sorry, I cannot add this. I am an Army wife. Yes I hate deployments, separations, and being alone so much BUT I do not want to see our troops come out of the Middle East before it is ready to completely stand on its on (duh, we are just now fully pulling out of Germany and its been how many years.....). Why are you wanting to have my husband's fallen comrades die for nothing because if you pull all our troops out now, then they died for nothing because the Middl
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Food For Thought
A successful business man was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business. Instead of choosing one of his directors or his children, he decided to do something different. He called all the young executives in his company together. It is time for me to step down and choose the next CEO,' he said. I have decided to choose one of you. The young executives were shocked, but the boss continued. I am going to give each one of you a seed today - a very special seed. I want you to plant the seed, water it, and come back here one year from today with what you have grown from the seed I have given you. I will then judge the plants that you bring, and the one I choose will be the next CEO.' One man, named Jim, was there that day and he, like the others, received a seed. He went home and excitedly, told his wife the story. She helped him get a pot, soil and compost and he planted the seed. Every day, he would water it and w

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