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i dont usually post blogs and shit but i need to say this. i've known dave for 4 years now, hes an awesome bloke. he promotes metal bands, puts on gigs. that is until now. hes just up and disappeared. he told someone that he will no longer promote gigs/bands, and to delete the 2 metal forums he is the moderator for. he was supposed to be interviewed on the radio tonite, and never showed. hes not answering his phone. we are all worried about him. theres no nudes, just good times. gonna upload lots more pictures very soon.
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First off I speak my mind, secondly if you dont like what i have to say then tough, third i love sex, fourth i love eating pussy ( can do it for hours ), fifth I love the feel of a woman squirting on my face, sixth I love music and movies. Most the time I push the edge. I love getting people irritated to see how much it takes till they break, but if you take me serious then you have serious internet issues. Last of all treat me the way you want to be treated. If I piss you off or something you dont like then speak your mind. Also one day I am will create the MASK Club.
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You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? case 2. Your significant other? emery 3. Your hair? short 4. Your mother? jean 5. Your father?david 6. Your favorite thing? sex 7. Your dream last night? sex 8. Your favorite drink? screwdriver 9. Your dream/goal? suceed 10. The room you're in? bedroom 11. Music? rock 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? happy 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? mean 16. Muffins? bannanut 17. One of your wish list items? bob 18. Where you grew up? indy 19. The last thing you did? mcdonalds 20. What are you wearing? Jammies 21. TV? yes 22. Your pets? Catdoghamsterfish 23. Your computer? pc 24. Your life? Mine 25. Your mood? Happy 26.
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pLEASE DO NOT THINK I AM IGNORING ANY OF YOU..i AM HAVING PC PROBLEMS..SHOUT, RATES,COMMENTS..iM...NOTHING IS WORKING..I CAN SEE NOTHING AND DO NOTHING PERSONAL ON HERE...I AM NOT EVEN SURE IF THIS WILL POST..BUT THOUGHT I WOULD TRY IT AS A MEANS TO COMMUNICATE WHAT IS GOING ON. I will be at the hospital this morning..My Grandmother got up sometime during the night and was roaming the house and fell down the cellar steps at my mothers..they called me at 615 and said they are life flighting her to Geisinger ... Jimutawbag@ fubar My awesome guy..rate the heck outta him..he does so much for me he deserves the very best !!
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Just wanted to say hi to all my friends on cherrytap. Also I wanted to tell you that I have a map now put on my profile that you can add yourself to. So if you guys got time can you add to it. Thanks guys!!! Hugs and Kisses, Sarah (Never Said I Was An Angel)
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I have been On Fubar since it was Lost Cherry and have left twice before and found my way back and starting over. I guess I always came back because of the "real" friends I have on here. But now I am at the end of the road. One of the people I trusted and thought wouldn't hurt me has betrayed me and turned people against me. I thought I could get through it and ignore it after i blocked him but enough is enough. I am sick and people that are close to me including him knows I am and I can't take the stress he is putting me through on here.   I won't mention his name on here because unlike him I won't do that to him. All I can say is he has threatened me, called me horrible names and has gone as far as wish that my illness takes my life. If that isn't enough he is dragging my name through the mud and I have done none of the things he is saying about me. Maybe if I was in better health I could stand up to him and deal with it but I just can't anymore. He is buying friends of mine on her
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I have drank for so many years to forget, I have only overlooked what I am supposed to be forgetting, And forgotten to disremember, You still nag behind this hyperactive mind, All the while my new friends have me serenely anesthetised, This carefree world rushes by me, As in suspended animation I survive, Outside my cobwebbed window on to this life, Seasons change and move inexplicably on, Gazing through these translucent eyes as it passes me by, I remain in the company of Mr Jim Beam and Sir Arthur Guinness, Ernest and Julio pop round for a swift one here and there, But in the familiarity of a lifelong friend, Mr J Daniels, I will always stay, Comfortably numb.   In this worlds scheme, In the percentage of this world reduced to just numbers, The mathematical equation of life, It’s where we are measured, Out of ten, One hundred percent,
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Hi I am a single mom that has a 15 year old that has been classified with ADHD and ODD and if you know anything about these conditions would you get back to me and let me know. and would you please repost for me. PLEASE and Thanks Sarahtlicious.
This morning it was asked in a mumm: Is ADHD over diagnosed, or properly diagnosed with kids today?? My Response: I think in some ways yes and some no. Today we are seeing the effects of the chemicals that have been added to our food, having effects on people young to old. Food additives are now being link to a lot of health issues, especial growth hormones used in our meats and veggies. As the world turns ( so to speak) we have less and less folks growing their own food and eating more fast food that have many many toxic additives . So maybe with this along comes the increase of ADD /ADHD and many other health issues we have not seen in the past. Maybe with comparing the health of those in the past to our present day issues concern health. We should really look at the food we put in our bodies and how it was prepared. WE have seen increase in obesity, ADD/ADHD, parkinson, Alzheimer's. May its time to wake up and ask ourselves, Is the convenient drive through
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I had my first Brazilian Portuguese test today, and I got...85%!! I am so psyched, this stuff is sooo hard!! The Boy in the Pirate's Hat Nantucket is not very ripe with people who are unique. I have traveled a bit, and met a few people that stand out in my mind. Ironically, however, I met the person on whom this essay will be based in Nantucket High School. His name is David. So many things about David stand out to me, and it's going to be very hard to narrow it down to a few choice characteristics. David was a military brat. At a young age, he learned that tinfoil is the one thing that the x-ray machine he had to pass through on a daily bases couldn't penetrate. I have since derived that he has an unnatural obsession with the stuff. In fact, it is the first word he ever said to me, when we were passing one day between classes. It would be one of the only words exchanged between us for most of the year. The first time I asked him about this, he said that's what the hat he wor
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ADULT Education Scene 1 I've said for years that I need an outlet for my sensuality, passions and desires that I just cannot take care of at home, and I've been flirting for going on 10 years not. Casually at first mind you, through that silly AOL chat stuff, but in the last 4 or 5 years in much more earnest. Needless to say, I've gone through a few of those cycles that the web goes through. In one of those dry spells, I decided to attend a night class for creative writing. I'd been flirting with a couple of delightful women on-line, yet nothing had was all kind of a strain to get anything moving. I knew that there was no chance of attending a PORNotica class (as my stories normally run), and that there was little chance of an Erotica class. Yet...I was hoping that some outlet would be good, that the interaction with other people would be good, and that I might learn something which could be applied to my new works. The class was taught...actually, they called it "faci
I am just sitting here on fubar kicking back and chilling and trying to study (this was like last week and a little today). When all of a sudden my shoutbox is filled of people who keep telling me that they got deleted by a mutual friend. THey all ask me why they got deleted and I ask them what they did. They tell me and I say Dude did you read their profile at all it says right on there that they don't do things like that anymore. Or they don't like it when____. But everytime they have to tell me to tell them why they did that, thay they are sorry....etc. Well let me tell all you fu's something. If you made them mad for asking for something do you really think I am that dumb to go repeat the same fucking question to them? Please, I love them to but you have to understand I will not do anything to jeopardize the love and friendship I have with those people for anyone. Got it ANYONE!!!!! I can't help myself. I know hes an ass. I know he beat up RiRi. But his face and his voice call
what the hell so im bored and these are just well i dont know Trees, have you ever thought about them? Dont worry neither have I. Where this is going I dont know so... here we go. All these little bad ass kids that go up into schools and shit shootin the fuckin place up. How God damn physco do you gota be? Plus I think parents should still beat the little mother fuckers ass. My dad would beat the fuck outa me when I did shit wrong. Dont get me wrong I was one of those little bad ass kids who thought my shit didnt stink, but you gota have something wrong with you to do some of the shit people do these days. Shouldnt parents notice if there kids are that fucked up. Here is something REALLY fucked up that Ive thought about more than once. If I was to ever kill some one i would first knock them out, pinn em crucifix stlye to the wall, making there head look straight down, thumb tack there eyelids to their forehead, and slit in a smiley face motion along the pant line. Now if you do thi
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I was bored... so sue me. RULES: 1. Put your MP3 player, iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS 4. Tag at least 10 friends (make me #11 so I can see your results) 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing 6. Have Fun! IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? Knocked up - Kings of Leon HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? One Thing - Finger Eleven WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Right Here in My Arms - HIM aka His Infernal Majesty HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Don't Mess With My Man - Nivea featuring Jagged Edge (that's fucked up!!!) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Take Me to the River - Talking Heads WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? 4AM - Kaskade WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Angels Fall First - Nightwish WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? No Surprise - Theory of a Deadman WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Bloodletting - C
For anyone who has talked to me for a while you might know that I sometimes complain about my job being boring. I go home with no job satisfaction because I don't have much to do, and every time my boss walks by my desk I think "I should be doing something besides playing on fubar.. like… like…. there's nothing to do." Well, last Friday I got my 'wish'. Mr. Bossman informed me that he's going to replace me with someone experienced in marketing so he can further expand his business. Great, just great. I've been monitoring the epaper and being that I haven't finished college yet, and probably won't for another couple years, I'm not experienced in anything that is hiring right now. Therefore, I am currently taking donations. Canned food, boxed food, canned alcohol, boxed alcohol, alcohol, food stamps, and since you can't buy alcohol with food stamps, alcohol. So we had a bit of drama this morning, but first some background information. One of our clients is always grumbling abou
I wanted to tell everyone what a pleasure it has been to meet so many nice people and also so many hot women (you all know who you are)! I am heading to las Cruces NM for a few days and look forward to getting back in touch with all you sweet, sexy, horn dogs out there upon my return! later-
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This is reposted from my yahoo blog and explains why I have not been around much... I woke up this morning with a small spring in my step. It was over 40 degrees and I decided to ride to work for the first time in over a month. I loaded the saddlebags with all of my work things such as my planner, lunch and the like. The ride in was pretty mundane but still appreciated. I get to work and open my work email first, then my yahoo email. And then, I see it....and loose all the air inside me when I realize ....I lost a friend. I have been riding for most of my life, since the age of 8 actually and have never lost a friend to the sport that I love so dearly. Today at approximately 1 AM Las Vegas time my friend Glen (everyone called him Gleno) was on his way home when a car pulled out in front of him. I don't know any other details than that at this point. I have been sitting at my desk all morning mostly in tears trying to absorb this. All the riders I know and love, ride daily with fu
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well it saddens me to say "see ya" for awhile. due to circumstances beyond my control i will be off line for awhile. with good behavior... just kidding. losing the net is all. hope ya all have a great summer. please be smart and safe. i don't want to see any of ya missing when i get back.thanxs for the love and fun. cheers, and ladies, please---"BOTTOMS UP!! dano
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Due to the busy lifestyle I have with work and school, I've fallen out of touch with many of you, and I'm sorry. But things in the real world are busy, and that will only continue. Therefore, I have decided to bid farewell to Fubar. You've all be great friends and I really appreciate each and every one of you. I've been cleaning out my profile and will be closing it indefinitely by February 7th. Feel free to PM me if you'd like until then. It was great while it lasted. Thank you all! ~ Kitty
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Once long ago in a forested place A little girl with an angelic face Lay in the grass & looked at the sky And dreamed of a love that would not pass her by. She thought the meadow was magickal earth That all of her dreams would rise & give birth So she talked to the maple & pines all around And buried her heart in this hallowed ground. She left this place when she was 11 To her it was her own private Heaven A place of peace & magickal dreams Where she could fly & touch the moon's beams. She finally grew up as girls always do But has never forgotten that color of blue The sky was clear there with big fluffy clouds Where God had listened to her thoughts out loud. So many years have passed since that time Oh how she loved the smell of the pines But no one had found her heart that she placed In the earth on that hill with her innocent grace. One day when she had about given up A man came along and dug her heart up He'd found the sacred spot on the knoll He
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Over Sir John's hill, The hawk on fire hangs still; In a hoisted cloud, at drop of dusk, he pulls to his claws And gallows, up the rays of his eyes the small birds of the bay And the shrill child's play Wars Of the sparrows and such who swansing, dusk, in wrangling hedges. And blithely they squawk To fiery tyburn over the wrestle of elms until The flashed the noosed hawk Crashes, and slowly the fishing holy stalking heron In the river Towy below bows his tilted headstone. Flash, and the plumes crack, And a black cap of jack- Daws Sir John's just hill dons, and again the gulled birds hare To the hawk on fire, the halter height, over Towy's fins, In a whack of wind. There Where the elegiac fisherbird stabs and paddles In the pebbly dab-filled Shallow and sedge, and 'dilly dilly', calls the loft hawk, 'Come and be killed,' I open the leaves of the water at a passage Of psalms and shadows among the pincered sandcrabs prancing And read, in a shell, Death clear a
The decaying remains of countless victims Why do you do it? Arranged so neatly a gruesome decor What are you thinking? Portraits of flesh hang on your walls How do you make them? Blood stains on the carpet and walls Interesting patterns The smell of death fills every room Intoxicating aroma A refreshing perspective on interior design I stand in awe
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I look at you with admirations and a warmth i have never known... Since you came into my life, my confidence has grown... You make me see the beauty, that lay dormant deep within me... You give me strength to love myself, and be the person i longed to be... You touched my heart and awoke me, and made me feel whole again... When you sheltered me from the storm, and gently eased my pain... You kissed my cheek like an angel, and sore to always be there... And i know now that you love me, And i know now that you care... I find it hard to tell you, about the joy you have brought to me.. And opened my eyes to the world again, And see things i could never see... I find it hard to express, The way i truly feel... But knowinf you love me for who i am, Makes it sometimes seem so surreal... So i try in this prose to tell you, I love you more than you'll ever know... Thank you for the love and tenderness, That you have sllowed me to show.
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Three men, stand before St.Peter awaiting admission into heaven, however St. Peter has been informed that heaven will only admit 33% of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the worst death? So St. Peter takes each of the three men aside and in turn, askes them about how they died. First man: I'd been suspecting for a long time that my wife was cheating on me, I decided to come home early from work one afternoon and check to see if I could catch her in the act. When I got back to my apartment, I heard the water running, my wife was in the shower. I looked everywhere for the guy, but I couldn't find anyone or any trace that he had been there. The Last place I Looked was out on the balcony. I found the guy hanging from the edge, trying to get back in, so I started jumping up and down on his heads and he yelled but he didnt fall. So I ran inside and got a hammer, crushed his fingers with it until he fell twenty five floors screamming in agony. But the fall didnt k
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“Admit That You Are You.” There are those that seek the face, the one they longed to know. Perhaps the skin that gathered in the darkness from below. And others still they crave the truth, but abandon all that’s true Yet, still I stand here waiting, admit that you are you. You tried to keep your face, you grasped your dignity But although you tried to hide, your ways were plain to me No matter how correct, or what you thought was right Will your blanket keep you warm on the coldest winter night? Standing tall and standing proud are philosophies at their best And when the smoke has cleared away, is there really something left? Are all the things we pretend to be and all the things we do, Really pieces of our living soul; Admit that you are you. The world it spins on always, it is sure to stay the same On earth there’s those who linger, and always play the game Those who meet the strangers, who promise and who screw Yet there’s only one reality, when you admit tha
Rules for picking who to admire from a guy's point of view. First off this is strictly satirical so please don't take offense ladies. 1 - Any pic that doesn't have you in it = auto skip. Probably goes without saying but this is Fubar... 2 - If there are 2 or more people in your pic chances are we'll skip it unless they are both hot. 3 - If you are kissing another guy in your pic that is almost always a skip because we don't know if it's a brother or not. 4 - If you are kissing another girl on the other hand, that's almost always an admire. 5 - If you are surrounded by kids it's most likely a skip because we don't know whether you're a teacher or have extra baggage. 6 - The amount of clothing you are wearing is directly proportionate to the likely hood of us admiring you. Even a not so hot female can look hot wearing barely any clothing. 7 - If your pic is taken from any viewpoint that your face cannot be clearly seen (far zoom, blurry, from the back, sky view, e
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Body: Well these questions were not that I will just call it the "so-called adult survey" Adult Survey - Be honest. If you aren't honest then what is the point. Fill it out and re-post as a bulletin. Have fun. 1) Ever been to a strip club? yes 2) Ever been to a bar? yes 3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? No 4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? No 5) Kissed someone of the same sex? uuuh...not my cup of tea! 6) Thrown up from drinking too much? No 7) Had sex in a car? No 8) Had sex in a park? yes, beside a dry river - not that simple but funny 9) Had sex in a movie theater? No 10) Had sex in a bathroom? Oh yeah naturally.....shower.... bathtub....the best time at our holiday in Naples/Florida because it was soooo huge! 11) Had sex at work? Not a bad idea... 12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store? yes for sure 13) Bought something from an "adult" store? also yes 14) Have you spent
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It a normal Wednesday night, I had bowled in a leage for several years now. My good friend and I joined together, it was our night out to blow off the steam. We always drank and had a great time while bowling. Every night after bowling if one of us was sober enough to drive we would drive 30 miles to a strip club and party it up for a couple hours before going home and this night would be no least we thought. All night long the bowling alley was kickin especially the pool tables. Now we just so happen to have the lanes closest to the tables that night. In and out came people to play. I was having one of the best nights of my life bowling and the guys just kept buying me beer after beer. These 2 chics came in about the start of our third game, now half drunk and having fun it was odvious we was checking them out when they walked by in there tight jeans and low cut tops. As the third game progressed we would ocasionlly peek around the wall to have another look and we
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ADULT PUNS... Why is a joke like pussy? Neither is any good if you don't get it. **************************************************** What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goes-in-tight! **************************************************** There's no business like show business, but there's no job like a blowjob. **************************************************** What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? They are both used as substitutes for meat. **************************************************** Why do women prefer old gynecologists? They have shaky hands! **************************************************** What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? S&M&M. **************************************************** A woman was determined to get her newly retired husband some attractive leisure clothes. She went into a men's clothing store and told the salesgirl, "I'm looking for something youthful, something wild in a men's pair of slacks.
Adult Cheesecake!!!!
1 cup yager liquor 1 cup Razzamataz 2 8oz packages of Philidephia cream cheese softened 1 small tub of cool whip whipped topping 1/2 cup sugar 4 tablespoons lemon extract (real lemon juice works the best) get a graham cracker pie crust the biggest one you can buy and a package of knox gelatin unflavored mix the cream cheese and the lemon juice and sugar until there are no lumps then add the whipped cream liquor and knox gelatin (find it in the canning isle at wall mart) whip it and then put into your pie crust and place in the refrigerator over night. topping is made with frozen raspberries mixed with a 1 cup razzamataz & 2 shots of yager
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IF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED! WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD. REPOST IT SAYING... IF U HAD ME AL0NE I dont know whats going on here, but im on duty and horny as fuck. if you think your woman enough to help me out then let me know. The Rules of Bedroom Golf: Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to t
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just an inch away from destination she stopped. "Wait". Her hand grabbed from the cabinet what he had forgot to take with him when he left from her place. She opened the package and took out it`s content. She put it over the head of his thing, then she held the ring of it with her hand. "Come on in". He started to push forward, sliding into the protection and an inch away of that into her. She put her second hand on the cabinet. She surly would need some stability soon. He began to move. Slowly. Back. Then Forward.Back again. Forward. Back. Forward. He got faster. and faster. she began to moan, first it rarly came out, but with every new push she got a bit louder. He looked up into the mirror. Her breasts were wiggling in the rhythm he was moving. She looked up aswell.. looking at him in the mirror and put on that smile again. Her body started to shake a bit. Her wet hair was waving. He looked at it. Wondered. Should he? "Don't be afraid, I ll tell you if you pull to hard." She obv
Adult Story-milk And Cookies
Story- Milk and Cookies We are in the kitchen, baking chocolate chip cookies...we are laughing and teasing and having fun....We have some of the batter left over and we start out by licking our fingers, but soon I put a little batter on your nose and you tell me "NOT FAIR"...I kiss, suck, lick off the batter from your nose and you get a wicked twinkle in your eye and ask me if I'd mind helping you clean the bowl....I agree and you drop to your knees and look up into my eyes and pull down my pants zipper and pull out my half hard cock, you give it a few strokes with your hand, getting me harder and then position the bowl so you use my cock as a scraper to remove some of the extra batter from the sides of the bowl and then you take my cock into your mouth and give me a very sensous blow job, starting at just the tip of my cock and then taking me deeper and deeper into your mouth. You taste both the sweet batter and my cock and you moan in delight as the two tastes mingle in your m
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1. Before becoming involved in any kind of cybersex, please make sure your spouse, boyfriend, kids, etc. are out of the room at the time, (preferably out of the house and not during a major holiday when your in-laws are also present or at a time when all your relatives are in attendance). It really gets difficult to explain the moaning and groaning, while the buzz of various "toys" can be heard. 2. For men, before you begin, please check that your modem protector is on, along with the splash guard for your keyboard. It will stop the future embarrassment of telling the computer technician that your keys are "stuck" and you have no idea why. 3. For women, no matter what you are truly wearing, such as: sweatpants, sweat shirt, torn bathrobe, slippers, t-shirt with stains on the front, bloomer underwear that could cover a car or be used for a parachute, always tell your potential cyber partner you are wearing a thong, garter belt with black stockings, and your best Wonderbra (the one
Adult With Pet Contest
Please help me with this contest. Most comments wins. Thank you all.
Adult Jokes
1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S PUSSY FOR? A: It's Braille for "suck here". 2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under. 3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. 4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. 5. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
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I hope you all enjoy this just thought I would share another little fantasy of mine so here goes....... It is a friday night. I had decided earlier that I would go out and have a good time dancing at the local nightclub and so I did. I had a great time but never in my wildest dreams would I have imagined what would happen next. I walk over to my car and as I am about to get in I notice this woman walking out of the club coming toward me. I had noticed her in the club earlier that night with some friends. She was very beautiful her long black hair blowing in the wind. She calls out to me saying she needs to ask me something so I step away from my car to walk closer to her. Just as I get to the front of my car a van pulls up and there is a hand over my mouth as I am lifted into the air and thrown into the van. I see the woman get in and then I am blindfolded. We drive for a short while before the van stops and I am taken from the van into a house. I am taken over to a b
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Tony -- [noun]:An oral sex master 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at Drama ~ noun. (Draw-muh) highly contagious sexually transmitted disease. symptoms include; mood swings, irritability, cloudy judgement and irrational behavior. Known to inflict on non-carriers frequent headaches, vaginal dryness, erectile disfunction and sometimes rash instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog.You can't tag the person who tagged you. *Third attempt on this fuckin thing….. 1. I to eat pussy. 2. I hate dirty house, car..ect.. 3. I like dirty sex. 4. I hate people who drive stupid. 5. I am a neat freak. 6. I am 37 years young, no kids, married one (two sarrogot daughters who ARE
Adult Toy Store
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His eyes flutter open. Blinking against the morning light he shifts down into the bed, pressing his arm and leg a little more firmly against you.Taking a few moments to gain his wits and allow his brain to begin to function again, he turns over and carefully drapes an arm over your back as he takes in the sight of you.Laying mostly on your side/belly, an arm cast over the edge of the bed, your soft deep breathing is rhythmic in his ears. Gently his hand moves along your back, touching your skin and caressing you.He gives a tender kiss to your shoulder as he sighs and slides out of bed. Moving slowly so as not to wake you, he moves off to the bathroom intent on a shower. Whispering softly he says "I'll be right back love to wake you up."He strides quietly into the bedroom, wrapped in a towel about the waist. Running the fingers of one hand through his hair he looks at you and smiles. The morning sunlight catches the stray beads of water on his shoulders and back, causing them to gleam b
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Just the other day I was here on CT and I seen a new blog from a friend pop up in alerts, so I went to check it out. She had posted that she was deleting all of her stories she had posted to her blog because some people on here had said some things to her and about her over them. I had read many of her blogs and she is very imaginative and has a great writing style. Now for my rant. Peopel grow the hell up and open your mind to what others may see and feel. This is an adult site, meaning not for kids. Adults should be mature enough to decide if they want to see something or not and follow through with that decision without trying to hurt someone else. If you don't like it and its not hurting any innocent people then don't worry about it. Why should a person have to hide what they enjoy inside if its not hurting anyone. Censorship is for the weak minded. People that have a strong mind know how to just hit the exit button and not go back there. If you find a pic that you feel is NSFW
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Adult Erotica
Frat Party Frat Party Saturday night and the usual routine in the house. The pledges were getting the kegs ready in the basement and I was setting up my room for a night of pleasure. As the night progressed the basement filled up pretty well. The girls were mostly freshmen and sophomores, these were the ones not yet conquered. I cruised around the basement, talking to a few friends here and there, and then I saw a girl that made my jaw drop. She had brown hair about shoulder length, green eyes and a fabulous body. She was wearing a blue blouse and a black skirt. She was standing with a number of other girls talking. The room was pretty crowded as I made my way over to her. She said her name was Trina, and when she spoke the room seemed to light up, her eyes sparkling. I asked her to dance and went out to the dance floor. As she moved on the dance floor I got a better view of her legs, they were long and well defined, as my eyes roved up and down her she looked at me and s
Adult Stuff (nsfw)
The nice thing about shaving is that it must be done and re-done. That gives Him the opportunity to try something different each few days. He loves the thought of shaving her and bringing her to climax at the same time, but having her have to lay perfectly still for fear of a nasty razor cut. He can vision her spread eagle on the bed on her back...legs very wide and wrists tied to the posts. The shaving tools are present beside her. Before He begins the task, He stands above her on the bed, feet placed on either side of her waist, and He slowly undresses. When completely naked, He strokes Himself as He watches until He is quite hard. Lowering Himself to His knees, He waves His cock just under her nose and play tag with the tip of her darting tongue. He knows that by the slightest teasing, her wetness rises so close to the surface that the lightest touch brings it forth. Working His way down her body, He sits between her spread legs and very clinically inspects her mound and lips wit
Adult Stories
Harry looked around to see if anyone was looking, and said out loud to himself, "Good, the coast is clear," and then quickly from under his coat he produced a half liter bottle filled with a colorless that appeared to be water, but in reality was a powerful sexual stimulant!!! What Harry did next, was to lift the cover on the water filtration plant's inlet injector, and dump the entire contents of the bottle inside!!! He watched for a few seconds, replaced the cover, and calmly went back to his job of quality control foreman at the Smallville water plant!!! He figured that it would take about twenty four hours for the town to be saturated with his aphrodisiac, he could hardly wait!!! The next day, Harry sat down in the cafeteria, and watched with interest as his fellow employees ate their lunches. He noticed that at least two or three women had taken water from faucet over the sink and mumbled to himself, "Jesus, Marilyn just took a drink of water!!!" The reason for his e
I posted my salute pics today, and was really impressed by how quickly they were dealt with:) I will be posting here regularly, both NSFW and 'normal clothed' pics lol, we post our dirtiest pics in the site that is linked below, ITS COMPLETELY FREE(TO LOOK AT PICS AND TAKE PART) you won't be able to view the video's as they are for preemie members, but you can still take part in chat, on the forums etc...and look at all the naughty pics:) we got around 500 pics between us, as well as the ones we got here, be warned these ones are DEFINATELY NSFW..........;)Just thought it would be silly to have to upload all the same pics again to cherry when they are readily available for free, so i'll be posting on BOTH sites from now on....although i have to say, i am beginning to favour cherrytap as non-preemies are limited to 25 pm's a day on the other site, and i kinda like this going around leaving love all over the place, its hot!lol MY PICS:) MY HUBBY'S PICS(mostly of me) this h
Adult Party
I'm having a womens only adult party this Saturday, This sould be fun ,,,YAY lol bow chicka wahh wahh
Adult's Only
This is a little more of a provactive survey than some of the others. 1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night? Since morning is my night, I'd have to say mornings 2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? The right side 3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken? Sure, throw it on the grill! 4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? No but did in the drive way once 5. What leg do you put in pants first when pulling them up? Right 6. Candles or Incense? Candles 7. Do you dance when no one is watching? No but I do sing and you don't want to hear that 8. Did you play doctor when you were little? No but I play nurse now 9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? No my man gives it to me whenever so no need for that 10. Stove top cooking or microwave? Stove top 11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? My house is clean my car is packed with softball/t-ball equp. 12. Shower or bath? Shower 13. Do you pe
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LAZY PUSSY- This is when there is no movement on the woman's part except trying to stop full thrust of the dick into the pussy. She says faster, faster but still is not putting any effort into the action at hand. THE WENDY'S "LATE-NIGHT PICKUP" WINDOW PUSSY- This is the girl you pick up around 12:30 am, when everyone is sleeping and she knows that you are coming so she is waiting by the door. You don't have to beep the horn or call her from the car because she knows the deal. She usually is not the best looking girl. You are never seen with this girl in public places and you hate that she mentions your name to her friends. There is no reason to ask how your day was because it is too late for conversation. It is all agreed upon before she even gets in the car. Nine out of ten times, there is no talk of relationship, because that might spoil the mood. THE CONQUERED PUSSY- This is the girl who teased you for about two or three years and finally you do get your chance and you pleas
Adult Stories
i could hear the water running... i knew that my friend Carla was taking a shower... and i stood there outside the door... stroking myself imagining what your hot pussy looked like as you soaped it and rubbed it... i wanted so much to just open the door and walk in and fall on my knees and pull your pussy to my mouth... i wondered what you would do... would you be shocked... i'm sure... but would you also enjoy it... or would you be mad... knowing that this new friend wanted your hot pussy to eat... i looked with anticipation for the keyhole... or some other way to look in the bathroom... there was nothing... i reached out and touched the doorknob and turned it... the door wasn't locked... it opened quietly... hot moist air floated out of the bathroom as i stood there in the doorway... looking at the moving form behind the frosted glass of the shower stall... i could see you... moving around... a dark blotch of hair on your head and another at your pussy, that l
Adult Humor
Ever wonder why men think alot, and women talk so much....?" MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard. Cereal is like pussy because a guy will eat it whether its wet or dry!
Adult Survey
Adult quiz... Body: OK, now that I have your attention. An Adult Survey - Be honest. If you aren't honest then what is the point. Fill it out and re-post as a bulletin. Have fun. 1) Ever been to a strip club? nope but i want to go this year some time 2) Ever been to a bar? YES 3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? NO 4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out somewhere?i maybe stumbing and need directions but i can get home by myself 5) Kissed someone of the same sex? YES 6) Thrown up from drinking too much? YES and what a night 7) Had sex in a car? YES a BMW in the passenger seat...oh what fun 8) Had sex in a park? yep 9) Had sex in a cinema? NO 10) Had sex in a bathroom? oh YES 11) Had sex at work? nope not to date 12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store? YES 13) Bought something from an "adult" store? YES 14) Is there anyone on your friends list you would consider having sex with? mmmmmm sexy people on my friends list :P 15)have you ever had a t
Adult Survey
The "Older People" Survey (Meant to be completed by those ADULTS out of high school) Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids? 'Have you ever kissed someone?' 'Missed someone?' 'Told someone you loved them?' 'Drank alcohol?' Here are some questions for the people who are a little more mature... Okay, okay... OLD FOLKS like us...... 1. What bill do you hate paying the most? The vehicles! 2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner? hmmm. Mellow Mushroom? lol 3. Last time you puked from drinking? Hubby's work Christmas 4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar? 2 years ago? 5. Name of your first grade teacher? It was actually my mom. 6. What do you really want to be doing right now? Sitting on my ass..just as I am doing. 7. What did you want to be when you were growing up? a nurse, a police officer, an astronaut. you know, the usual. 8. How many colleges did you attend? 2 so far. 9. Why
Adult Toys And More!!
I am doing a sale today until 7pm Shipping is $3.00 Paypal is accepted Payment must be made within 2 hours by paypal of agreeing to purchase. After today...I will be shutting down my myspace and changing this profile to fit me..not the product. PEEK AT A COUPLE ITEM prices...but I have alot in stock.... Home Alone is normally 22.00 - GET IT TODAY for $5 Gooser is normally 42.50 - GET IT TODAY FOR $8 Personal Massager is normally 15.00 GET IT TODAY FOR $4.00 That is just a SMALL LIST of what I have.. I am running this sale through my yahoo messanger...if you want to take advantage...turn on yahoo.... add friend pureromancepartiesbyjanie ..send me a shout to let me know that your here for the sale....etc.. Thanks to all Janie Im gonna be off here for a few days..working my ass off this weekend, and really doubt I will find the energy to log on... So talk to you all on Monday.. Janie
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Adult Fairy Tails
WHEN I RUN AWAY FROM YOU - FOLLOW ME WHEN I POUT MY LIPS - KISS ME WHEN I CALL YOU CRAZY - IM CRAZY ABOUT YOU WHEN I AM SILENT - IM THINKING OF HOW MUCH I CARE ABOUT YOU WHEN I IGNORE YOU - I WANT ALL YOUR ATTENTION WHEN I PULL AWAY - GRAB ME BY THE WAIST & TELL ME YOU'LL NEVER LET ME GO WHEN YOU SEE ME AT MY WORST - TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL WHEN I SCREAM AT YOU - TELL ME YOU LOVE ME IF I DONT CALL YOU - IM WAITING BY THE PHONE FOR YOUR CALL WHEN IM SCARED - HOLD ME BY THE WAIST WHEN I LOOK LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER - KISS ME & TELL ME EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT WHEN I CRY -DONT LEAVE ME ALONE CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second con
Adult Talk
About 15 months ago I did a mumm called "Should I do this" the funny thing was it was my first mumm asking about doing a photoshoot for free to any lucky lady (for me preferably a BBW). I actually got ripped by a couple of people, one was a complete A$$. He actually put down get pics of soldiers raping teen Iraqi girls and piling dead bodies in pyrimands. At first of course I was angry cause people thought I was out to label and do a bad thing. Maybe in thier eyes I was, but in my eyes I was thinking I was going to celebrate life with my return to the USA. I'm not angry but you know whats funny is it really hurts that there will always be people that will say bad things about us (military). This is not so much for the fact they may hate the military or was maybe discharged baddly or refused entry, for the fact that was going to try something that I feel I worked very hard to return for. I have traveled over 3/4 of the country of Iraq, been fired up and return fire, I've even se
Adults Only Survey
Body: Adults Only Survey! Body: 1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night? morning, afternoon and night! 2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? If alone...middle...if not...closet to the alarm clock 3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken? chicken 4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? not with myself driving but other people have had to pull over for me 5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on? at the moment it would be the left cause getting pants over the cast is a pain in the butt 6. Candles or Incense? both 7. Do you dance when no one is watching? yes...and when drunk I dance so everyone can see 8. Did you play doctor when you were little? of course...who didn't 9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? not that I can recall but you never know 10. Stove top cooking or microwave? microwave 11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? my car since I dont have one 12. Shower or b
Adult Stories
First Time Together…. It’s just you and me. We’re sitting on the couch watching TV, hanging out, and just passing the time. There isn’t really anything on TV worth watching so I offer to give you a massage. You take off your shirt and lie down on the floor on your stomach. I straddle your body and start rubbing on your back. The look on your face and the occasional moan or sigh let me know you are enjoying it. After a few minuets you roll over beneath me. You’re now on your back looking up at me while I straddle your waist. You look up at me and smile which always makes me smile. You move your hands up onto my hips and squeeze them a little, never losing eye contact. I place my hands on top of your and entwine our fingers. You lift up our hands and move them so they are palm to palm and lace your fingers through mine. In one soft, yet quick motion you bring your hands to the floor above your head bringing me down with them. My body is now on top of yours and my face is only inche
Adults Only Quiz
Adults Only Survey
Body: Adults Only Survey! 1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night? morning, afternoon and night! 2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? I'm single. I sleep in the middle. 3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken? Sure. 4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? No. 5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on? Left 6. Candles or Incense? both 7. Do you dance when no one is watching? Sometimes. 8. Did you play doctor when you were little? No. We played house. 9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? Uh... 10. Stove top cooking or microwave? Stove top 11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? Car since it's always dirty anyway. 12. Shower or bath? Shower 13. Do you pee in the shower? Uh... 15. Mexican or Chinese food? Both 16. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Combo 17. Do you love someone on your friends list? Sort of. I don't really know them, but they
Adult Film Festival Submission
Adult Jokes
My next door neighbor got one last Tuesday And I haven't seen her since! Be the first on your Block to own the new Paperless toilet! Scroll Down..... .................. ......... ..... .... ... .. . One satisfied customer said she sat down, And was so delighted she didn't know Whether she was coming or going! A construction worker walks into a bar. He's a rather large, menacing guy. He orders a beer, chugs it back, and then bellows, "All you guys on this side of the bar are cocksuckers!" A sudden silence descends. After a moment, he asks, "Anyone got a problem with that?" The silence lengthens. He then chugs back another beer and growls, "And all you guys on this side of the bar are motherfuckers!" Once again, the bar is silent. He looks around belligerently and roars, "Anyone got a problem with that?" A lone man gets up from his stool unsteadily and starts to walk towards the man. The construction worker looks the man square in the
Adult Writings
You stand before me, in a leather dress. Spiked necklace tickling your bare shoulders, earrings swaying against your neck. I pull on your leash, guiding you forward. You sink into my arms, the well-known hands gripping your sides and pulling you closer, the anxiously-awaited lips pressing against yours. My hand runs up your back, over the back of your neck, squeezing and pulling you closer to me, into the kiss. My tongue darts past your lips, forcing them open as I curl my fingers into the hair at the base of your skull. Thousands of sparks shoot from the back of your head as I pull, forcing you to tilt back your head. You close your eyes as my soft, moist lips press against the naked flesh of your neck. Tingles spread as my teeth close down, pressing into your skin, increasing force, pressure increasing on your neck as I bite ever harder, straining your neck as I tilt your head back. My other hand runs along your side, sliding over your dress, tickling your skin as it runs down your
Adult Sex Quiz
I DIDN'T WANT TO RISK NOT SENDING THIS AS YOU WILL SEE AT THE BOTTOM!! Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego... A.) "Is it in?" Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A.) One of his fingers is clean. Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A.) They both cost a hundred
Adult Jokes
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said "I am a Father." The little boy replied "My Dad doesn't wear his collar like that." The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many." The boy said "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way" The priest, getting impatient, said "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book. The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should use a condom and wear your pants backwards instead of your collar." Their marriage was good, their dreams focused. Their best friends lived barely a wave away. I can see them now, Dad in trousers, tee shirt and a hat and Mom in a housedress, lawn mower in one hand, and dish-towel in the other. It was the time for fi
Adult Antics
There are things that you need to know that I will never be able to tell you. There are things that need to be done that I know you will never do. There are decisions that need to made that will go ignored until it is too late. It is late now. You are late and so am I. And still we do not arrive together. I lay in one corner while you sit in another and the distance is too great for us to even see each other. Am I alone then? The many factors of loneliness. I cry that I am lonely but remain because I am not. I remain because it is not solely my decision because it does not affect only me. When my fingers stumble across silver and my skin craves seperation, I see other hands above mine. Smaller hands. Softer hands. Purer hands. Three pairs of tiny hands that I have held in happiness, sadness, cluelessness but always in love. Hands that have clung to me when time and space tried to pull me away. Hands that have absorbed tears, cradled laughter and smothered anger. Hands
Adult Humor
Adults Only.
I have decided I will resign as an adult and would like to accept the responsibilities of an 6 year-old again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant and then be able to afford a movie. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks and bask in the sun. I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them. I want to lie under a big oak tree with a drippy ice cream cone and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day. I want to return to a time when life was simple; When all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset. I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good. I want to believe that anything is possible. I want to be oblivi
Adult Snacks...
here we go again... A lot of us have kids, and some of us still have them living at home. While others, have a gal friend, or boy friend with kids, so when we crash at that house, its always fighting for snacks. Yes that's what this post is about...Adult Snacks. Screw the kids, they get everything, all the candy, peanuts, pop-corn, anything you bring home gets consumed in a few hours... Well its time for a adult snack revolt... How to you go about causing this ruckus? Well, (laughing my ass off)... You must SNEAK snacks into the bedroom... (yes sneak), cause a average kid can smell a triple wrapped chocolate bar from a hundred yards, they are worse then those drug sniffing dogs. Then you must create a stash place, best is in the closet, or under the bed... I use those big fat plastic coffee containers, they hold lots of goodies.... But there are few important things to remember... a)Make sure the kid or kids, see this container and put some really stupit stuff
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When Not To Call 911 This is something most people are taught in kindergarten, yet no one seems to be able to remember it. So, as a public service, I offer an elementary guide on when and when not to dial 911. If someone is bleeding copiously, on fire, unconscious, or dead - CALL. If someone just crashed into your house - CALL. If someone has just driven past your house and shouted a rude word at you - DON'T CALL. If your electricity has gone out - DON'T CALL. It's amazing how hard this is for some people to understand. What exactly do they think the police, EMTs, or firefighters are going to be able to do about their power being out? "Oh my god, we can't watch American Idol!!! Call 911, STAT!" Moving on. If you hear someone screaming, go ahead and CALL. But please try to tell us where the screaming is coming from! If it's late at night and you're getting slaphappy from lack of sleep and you start to wonder if 911 really works - DON'T CALL. Trust me. It works. What, do
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Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He travels up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots it. Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake...that was my cousin and I'm going to give you two choices... Either I maul you to death or we have sex." After considering briefly, Frank decided to accede to the latter alternative. So the black bear has his way with Frank. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip back to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate with t
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She suddenly realized that she'd walked into an adult theatre by mistake. On the giant screen in from of her, she watched in at first horror, then with increasingly fascination as the guy on the screen started to use his tongue on the young girl he was with. Damn lucky bitch Jill said, without realizing that she'd spoken aloud. It'd been far too long since she'd had oral done to her like that. She squeezed her thighs together as she felt herself becoming horny. Jill walked into the darken picture theatre, feeling lonely and a bit lost. She'd just had a fight with her boyfriend and was feeling pissed off. Once again, they'd made love, and once again, he'd left her high and dry. When they'd first met, he had been a wonderful lover, always making sure that she'd had an orgasm. Now though, all he seemed to do was to put his cock inside her and pump a few times, climax and then just get out of the bed. She felt that she was just being used simply as vessel for him to unload his
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Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Woa Shithead, woa Asshole, woa Stupid, woa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look o
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Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Woa Shithead, woa Asshole, woa Stupid, woa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look o
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Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Woa Shithead, woa Asshole, woa Stupid, woa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look o
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You are sitting there on your chair reading a story I had sent you earlier, your cock starts to get hard and i walk into the room and see it, I slowly walk over to where you are sitting, you never lift your eyes from the screen, I get on all fours and crawl over to you and come up between your legs, pull your hard cock out from your pants and run my tongue up and down your hard shaft, then I run my tongue lightly over the head of your cock, at this point you look down at me and smile, your head falls back and you moan, I move up and kiss you full on the lips and work my way down your neck and your chest, lightly nibbling on your nipples, work my way back down, I tease your cock once more by grazing my lips across the tip and I continue down and take little nips on your inner thighs, down your legs and up again towards your fully erect and waiting cock, i look up at you, you run your fingers through my hair and moan, I then look into your eyes and place my lips on the tip and slowly wit
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Why is it that there are so many people on Fubar that feel it is okay to bash others, make nasty comments, and make people feel bad and call others children, when in reality they are the children. Children are the ones that make fun of each other and pick on each other. Adults are the ones that are suppose to be the role models and teach children what is right and wrong. Is it me or do others see the same thing. Just because you are 18 years old that does not make you an adult. I feel people need to stop and think before they really hurt somebody by their words. You never know who you are making fun of and what that persons situation is. Stop and think would you want someone doing that to you and dont say i dont care because everybody does care. Please comment and let me know if others feel the same as I do .
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Ok, well let me start my saying I work in an adult shop, and about to share some of the funny behind the scene experiences with you. There's this one customer comes in every week, now I'm not being mean in saying this but he is a 6 pack short of a carton, sweet guy, but not all together. Anyway he calls in every week for a couple of dvd's and a blow up doll. (Don't ask, as I really don't want any mental images - but apprently, he keeps popping them.) Now as if it's not hard enough to sell these with a straight face, this poor dear on this day he stopped by last week was stuck with me serving him. He picks a doll off the shelf comes up to me and says "Is this one any good?" "Yeh, she any good?" (repeated himself about 5 times) Now with keeping that inmind, let me inform you a little about me... I am known for any thought that pops in my head, tends to come straight out of my mouth, regardless, be it good or bad (often gets me in trouble.) Anyways, with this poor dude aski
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 (If this offends anyone, I apologize for it)   The President was looking for a call girl. He found such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a red-head. To the blonde he said, “I am the President of the United States. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?” She replied, “$200.” To the brunette he asked the same question. Her reply was “$100.” He then asked the red-head.. her reply was:  “Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, keep it rising like the price of gas, keep me warmer than it is in my apartment, and screw me the way you have retiree’s, then it isn’t going to cost you a damn cent!”       One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick and the trainees didn
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Adv 1997
by Dr. William Pierce Every evening when I have turned on the television news during the past few weeks, the message has had the same theme: Saddam Hussein must be stopped! Saddam Hussein is a danger to America! We must destroy Saddam Hussein! About the only difference I've noticed in these daily news messages is that they're steadily becoming more strident, more demanding, more imperative: We must destroy Saddam Hussein! And in support of this message the television people are using all of their tricks to stir up public opinion in favor of another war against Iraq. Day after day we hear things like: "Saddam continues to defy the United Nations. Saddam thumbs his nose at America. Saddam challenges us to do something about his illegal actions." These inflammatory comments are made against a background of old film footage of Saddam in his military uniform, grinning at us. NBC's news anchor Tom Brokaw seems really impatient: "Why don't we take out Saddam now?" he asks. "Why don't we
Advanced Oral Tehniques
Gently pull the lips apart and look at her inner lips, lick them if you want. Now spread the tops of her pussy up until you find her clit. Women have clits in different sizes just like us guys have different sized dicks. It doesn't mean a thing as far as her capacity for an orgasm all it means is there is more of her hidden underneath her foreskin. Whenever you touch a woman's pussy, make sure your finger is wet, you can lick it or moisten it with juices from inside her. Be sure by all means to wet it before you touch her clit because it doesn't have any juices of its own and its very sensitive. Your finger will stick to it if it's dry and from what I hear it hurts. But you don't have to touch the clit so soon any way. You have to work up to that. Before she becomes too aroused, her clit is too delicate, approach her pussy slowly. Women more than men loved to be teased, the inner part of her thigh is her most tender spot. Lick it, kiss it, and make designs with the tip of your tong
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Advantages Of Being A Woman Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives withou
Advantages Of Being A Woman
  Number 1 of alll and i didnt mean to forget but here it is   WE HAVE BOOBS   1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.7. Taxis stop for us.8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.15. We don't hav
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so tonight im goin clubbing and getting crunk so i will be missing college tomorrow and then i will be getting crunk and partying it up this weekend..yay! omg so this weekend was so damn fun...i had quite the adventure..if u wanna know ask me about it!
Oh how I love a rain storm on a warm spring day. To sit beneath my patio cover with me feet up listening to the sounds of the rain as it washes away the old and refreshes the new. The tempo of nature's music playing across the land. The rumble of the bass from the clouds along with a light show no man could come close to producing. The rain has a way of hypnotizing the soul, allowing you to drop your guard and senses come alive. The smell of a rain fall tantalizes and teases. The plants seem to reach toward the sky as if to embrace each and every liquid drop before drinking in the clouds offering. As spring storms are want to do, a close and powerful blast followed by the familiar hum as the lights go dim. The ceiling fan's blades slowly coming to rest. A glance through the windows hold true. The house has gone dark. From the house comes first the sound and then the soft but sweet smell of beauty. Without even turning to look I know she is there. The slightest scent of her skin ca
Adventures With Deejay Ohh
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Just cos today's date is a palindrome I thought I would indulge myslef with a little wordplay, so see if I can conjure up some horseplay. Here is an ancient one: S A T O R A R E P O T E N E T O P E R A R O T A S Very clever! Or funny too: Shopkeeper (Michael Palin): (having said the customer was in Ipswich instead of Bolton) It was a pun. Customer (John Cleese): A pun? Shopkeeper: No, no, not a pun, no. What's the other thing which reads the same backwards as forwards? Customer: A palindrome? Shopkeeper: Yeah, yeah. Customer: It's not a palindrome. The palindrome of Bolton would be Notlob. It don't work. Or just plain spandanglily mahusive ! World's Longest Palindrome Here are some goodies for you: I prefer pi. Flesh--saw Mom wash self! Was it a car or a cat I saw? Tarzan raised Desi Arnaz' rat. Flower Ewoks K.O. werewolf Bob mixes sex, I'm Bob Butt raft, fart tub. Hot tuba. Put it up a butt, oh. and that Daily Mail anti coffee
Advent, Christmas And New Year!
the result was: vesicle in perfect state, size and texture normal other things like liver are ok too so it's me vs. gastritis then...... other thing is, the same someone i talked sometime ago (the near friends knows who i'm talking about) and hurted me, said me "you shouldn't tell everyone about what i did" LOL, what does that mean? i can't tell my friends of what he did to me? i only told the truth... hahaha it's the funniest thing i heard in long time :D yep, got the result of my biopsy: i have helicobacter pylori in my stomach, giving me gastritis and apparently i had it for long time... bad huh? that gives me 10 days of treatment with 2 very strong meds, and 3 months more of a very reduced diet... >:( hi everyone :) i got my endoscopia, and the result is gastritis but, i have part of stomach bleeding, and they took something for biopsy i have new appointment next monday so i'll know what i have to do next!
In this age of time the whole idea about waiting to have sex until you are married is highly over rated. In the past I my have been the moral thing to do but by today’s standards it can’t be true. I feel that this may be one of the main reasons why the divorce rate is so high today. Let me explain and you tell me what you think. First of all I did wait till I married and it’s going on 18 years. I’ve never cheated on my wife but I have had the opportunity and wanted to but some how haven’t mustered up the courage to fallow through. The one time I did try I felt miserable and was with someone younger then me. After realizing that this was not what I wanted at the time I backed out. Just did not feel right. That person was a co-worker and she went to our supervisor and a big stink was had. The saving grace is that it did not happen at the work place or on the clock. I did tell my wife about it and we survived it and at work it settled down to. Anyway, after that ordeal I come to rea
Adventures And Stories
CHRISTMAS WITH LOUISE This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinners. It won first prize. As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings were overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty. One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, "What does this do?" "You're kidding me!" "Who would buy that?" Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section. I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that
Adventures In Gaming
so... I blame halo 3 for getting me back into shooter games haha but! shortly after the halo ... I got sucked into Resistance: Fall of Man. The story is based in the 1940s and is basically kind of like a world war...but with aliens. CRAZY aliens that infect humans and turn them into some kinda freaky hybrid lol There's a co-op feature (yay ^_^) but overall it was pretty cool! Their grenade selections are awesome (air fuels rawk) there's even one called the hedgehog that pops up and shoots out these massive spiney needles everywhere. There are stages where driving both human and alien tanks are needed .... so if you're like me and can't operate vehicles in video games if you're life depended on it.. just a heads up haha >_< lol that's where co-op comes in handy...i always jump on the gunner seat =P It's a cool game I would recommend it (after halo of course!) but the AI in the game is pretty smart too...there were plenty of times where we had to strategize before going into t
Adventures Of The Sloppy Ninja
Its late afternoon and my son, Matteo, has decided that he wants a frostie from Wendy's. Okay no problem, he deserves it. We put on our shoes and I grab my wallet. Matteo is chattering away about, "daddy look at this" and, "daddy look at that." My mind wanders a bit. I get him outside and then I lock and close the door to my apartment. I feel like I forgot something.. hhmm. Oh yeah my keys. Crap! I jiggle handle hoping that maybe it isn't really locked, but it is. I try to pry open the kitchen window but it wont budge. I live 8 blocks away from my work so I decide to walk to work and get my spare key. So we walk the distance and the whole time my son is chattering away about everything in sight. We get to my office and the secret key lets us in. I'm searching the shelves, cabinets, filing drawers, desktops and bathroom for my spare apartment key. I can't find it. It must be inside of my apartment. I find a key that somewhat resembles my apartment key. So we start the hike back. We get
Adventures Of Life
Thinking maybe a little hush time for me in the next week. Pfft No can do. Kids away and hubby stuck on my hip. I finally got to put my XMAS tree up and the dogs managed to mangle it to death like a pretzel. Fixed that by putting the dogs out of the house. So here I am with my tree up 2 kids away, my little one with a cough because hubby brought him camping and allowed him to run around like a orphan with no shirt or shoes. But Hmmmmmmmmmmm wonders why he can't go to school. I think hubby just likes the part of making kids not really concerned about the rest after that. Had a wonderful Turkey Day, with alot of loonies to sit and talk with. I am still clueless as to where they came from. My little one is at the stage where he thinks that what he says is the word of the GOD ALMIGHTY and even goes to the point of trying to make the world stop when he says. Example: ME Showering...BANG BANG..BANG...MOMMY hurry I want that toy on TV HURRY. OMG, I have just heard it all. My little one ju
Adventures In The Land Of Lee
i talked with my ex of 6 years ago, and afterwards i came out feeling like a new person. i no longer feel the heavy weight on my shoulders. i know i have made poor decisions, but i am not what i made myself out to be. i am loved and I'm starting to feel some redemption. peace at last. THANK YOU! to those that sent me burf-day greetings! if you didn't it's ok it's only Cherrytap. don't feel bad about that. i had a wonderful burfday,
Adventures In Pittsburgh!
Man, what the fuck is wrong with people?! I get on the bus today to go home, and I have with me (and am playing) my Nintendo DS. These 2 girls come sit by me on the back of the bus. We'll mind you, I don't find them attractive. We'll these girls start asking me all kinds of personal questions....then I actually glanced up (this is before I decided they weren't pretty) and was like WTF are they doing some kind of drug. The one girl looked like she had just been punched in the much makeup, grimy ass coats...was pretty damn nasty. Whats worse is they put me on the spot asking me "Do you think my friend is cute?" What the fuck am I supposed to say? We'll I went with (because I'm nice) "Sorry, I'm not going to say you are attractive, because I'm not interested in anyone right now" Even though the second part is a lie. Oh well, fucking hookers. I met the sexiest and NERDIEST Nurses today at work (I work at Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh FYI). It was great because I ha
The Adventures Of Mike
Last year my dad was out at the golf course with his friends, when he sees *Manual (name changed due to small-town) hauling ass down the street. Pretty soon *Veronica appears behind him in her own car. Now, my dad knew that Manual was married, and Veronica was a few years older than I, so he put two and two together and realized they were headed to the park for a sexy rendezvous, so he says to the other five guys with him (who're drunk) "Let's head over yonder to the park. I've got an idea." So they head over to where the two are meeting, and wait patiently as *Veronica gets out of her car and joins *Manual in his truck then speeds off toward Plains. "Alright, y'all, let's go." So the six drunk men set out towards the car, carefully pick it up, and wedge it successfully between two trees, making entrance impossible. Then they resume their game of golf. About forty-five minutes later they hear 'Aghh!! Dammit!', and look over to see *Veronica with her legs sticking out of the trun
The Adventures Of Drake Tauru
Circles February 2007 Our anti-hero is at the crossroads of his life. He has his destiny in the palm of his hands. One mis-calculation and everything he has worked for, will come down around him. Friends could be lost and lifes ruined. "Nothing happens without purpose." May 2002 Our hero is at the crossroads of his life. He has his destiny in the palm of his hands. One mis-calculation and everything he has worked for, will come down around him. He will take back his life or die trying. "Fear is the mind-killer"¹ Summer 1998 Our Villian is at the crossroads of his life. He has his destiny in the palm of his hands. One mis-calculation and everything he has worked for, will come down around him. But fate has something else in mind. Our villian has nothing to say because he only cares about himself. September 1992 Our anti-hero is at the crossroads of his life. He has his destiny in the palm of his hands. One mis-calculation and everythi
The Adventures Of Odarian Grey
An original literary work by me I stand at the end of a long corridor. It's damp and smells of mildew. Very little light creeps into this place. What light there is is coming from several small grates that run along the ceiling. The walls are constructed of coarse stone. Several kinds of moss are growing wildly upon them. Two large steel doors block my path. Though, I don't see them as an obstacle, for those door are the only thing that stand between me and my impending death. I just look at those doors and hope that they will never open....... but its only a matter of time before they do. I already know that an arena lies on the other side of the doors, but what I am going to be faced with, is unknown. I can hear thousands of people chanting. All of them are here to be entertained by the spilling of my blood. It's sickening. I can feel my once nerves of steel begin to crumble......I release the grasp that i had on my shield and sword. They fall in the sand. And so do I...I fall
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THIS IS QUITE REMARKABLE, PLEASE DON'T CHEAT! In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of Fruits on it. They are: A. Apple B. Banana C. Strawberry D. Peach E. Orange Which fruit will you choose? Please think VERY carefully and don't rush into it. This is great, I was astounded! Your choice reveals a lot about you! Test results: Please SCROLL DOWN If you have chosen: A. Apple: That means you are a person who loves to eat apples B. Banana: That means you are a person who loves to eat bananas C. Strawberry: That means you are a person who loves to eat strawberries D. Peach: That means you are a person who loves to eat peaches E. Orange: That means you are a person who loves to eat oranges I hope you find fulfillment in this new insight about yourself. May it bring you peace and understanding, tranquility and all that other profound stuff. Also I bet that right now you wo
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Adventures In Stripper Logic!
Adventures In Potatoe Land
And Fubar saved you from me posting this on your page.">   Fucking anti-spam.If I have to hear it for days so should you. Im gonna do some.Some of you are gonna get one if you like it or not,some wont.Some of you dont want one and please use this to let me know if you do or dont.I dont take normal salutes,so they wont be done tonight.I have to think of ssomething good for this round.Cheers      
went out to jackson to see anybody killa tonight, made it fashionable late of course just as jay-mo started his set..... the crowd was hype, killa was on point... wish i would have caught the earlier acts but shit happens lol.... tomorrow is Hot 102.7 Summer Jamz in Pontiac, i'll be there for Swamp Dawg Da Gator Man of course, thats gonna be CRAZY INSANE WHEN HE HITS THE STAGE SERIOUSLY!!! Swamp is on the come up so keep ya eyes and ears open for real!!!! anyhow just anutha weekend for Metros Most....... on to the next show! Happy late Halloween to all my friends! I'm in Ohio for about a week so all my Ohio peoples hit me up! ReD THE BASH OF THE SUMMER TOMORROW NITE!!! The Underground Freedom Festival @ The Masters Empire @ The Russel Bizaar!!! Come celebrate the freedom of the country and our good friend and homie ReD of MotownHustlin Productions/Hatchet Rydas CC/Blondies Detroit! $5 before 11pm - $10 After - 18+ Show with ID - Drinking 21+ with ID - Bring your own beer and liqour! 1
The Adventures Of Frank, Casey, And Kyle
It’s that wonderful time of the year. People are shopping. Families are gathering. Carolers are caroling. Everyone is getting into the holiday spirit. But no one enjoys this time of the year more than Frank, Casey, and I. We were going through our normal routine of watching the Full House Christmas specials and throwing back some Jager-Nogg. Frank was blaming Dave Coulier for the recent downfall of the Olsen twins. Casey said if they would’ve kept hanging out with that Urkel guy they’d be doing a lot better. Casey was slightly confused, and intoxicated. Determining that Casey was suffering from an overload of holiday spirit, TGIF reruns, and alcohol, Frank and I decided to take him for a drive to look at the local Christmas lights. Casey seemed to be very upset by the lack of quality displays, and showed this by several attempts to egg-nogg houses. The police seemed to be upset by this and showed it by throwing us in jail. There we were. Christmas eve, eve…stuck in jail. Frank and I
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The Adventure Of Ct
It never ceases to amaze me, what I see and experience on CT. Mind you I am a VIC by choice. I sign On by choice. Here are things that make me just shake my head. 1. Error messages that are just down right Rude - I am not a rude person and each time I see this I wonder , is that the type of person they really cater to and those of us that have manners and are kind just have to suffer this immature attitude. 2. Salutes - I thought at first this was great idea, because I am real and this would be a good tool to find those that were real as well, rather then those that are fake and pretend and play the senseless mind games that go on here and else where are the internet. But I was wrong, not only are the fake salutes that are passed and ones that are not following the guidelines written in the CT Bible are also passed. Now you can get one approved and delete it and still gain points. Ok I will just leave it at these two. I am just venting so don't feel like you hav
Breathing is normal, Sense of touch feels good, Sight is beautiful, You can not Taste without Smell. You Smell so wonderful, You Taste as good, You are so Beautiful, I Feel your Breath upon me. Breathing is normal, We fly in the air, We walk through the woods, We drive the coast on an Adventure. Breathing is normal, My Love for you is too. Breathing is normal, It is just rapid thinking of you.
ok this is what one should do... if one wants to bring intrest, detail, and or fun to ones life. i do this often... sometimes to often... but ive seen some crazy shit and done some amazing things so its a few simple steps as follows: 1: think of a place you have always wanted to go. 2: devise a plan gather enough money to get plane, bus or train ticket. 3: Go... meet people along the way and embrase the adventure. Note: im not responsible for any and all problems one may encounter BUT, i AM responsible for any and all good fortune and times... thats all me... (your welcome)...(please come again)
Adventure...... Or .....adventurous
I think I stopped breating once, watching this one. Now this, is adventure........or crazy!
Adventures In Shoutbox Land
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Adventurer Fosset Missing In Nevada
Record-setting adventurer goes missing in Nevada MINDEN -- Millionaire adventurer Steve Fossett, who has cheated death time and again in his successful pursuit of aviation records, was missing Tuesday after taking off in a single-engine plane the day before to scout locations for a land speed record, officials said. Teams searched a swath of rugged terrain in western Nevada near the ranch where he took off, but searchers had little to go on because he did not file a flight plan, a Federal Aviation Administration spokesman said. "They are working on some leads, but they don't know where he is right now," FAA spokesman Ian Gregor said. Fossett, the first person to circle the world solo in a balloon, was seeking places for an upcoming attempt to break the land speed record in a car, said Sir Richard Branson, the British billionaire who has helped pay for many of Fossett's adventures. The 63-year-old took off alone at 8:45 a.m. Monday from an airstrip at hotel magnate Bar
Adventures Of My Wife And I!!
So my wife and i have decided that we're going to buy two mini horses. She's going to rename herself to paco and i'm going to rename myself to princess candace. Im going to ride on my dyed pink horse named bob wearing a tiny tiara, a tiny cape, and plastic shoes (the kind you got as a kid from the dress up toys). We're going to live on the beach and ride our mini horses like royalty.
Adventures Of Capt Asshole
so i just got back from a nearby dog park. right now i only have monkey boy, his sister saddie wont be back til sunday. every time i go to the park there are no dogs there, bc people would rather escape to their rapture of air conditioning than show their dogs some affection by going to the dog park. any way, i call up my next door neighbors, "the boondocks" and ask if i can borrow their dogs so monkey would have some play mates. after fighting these 3 dogs into kris's small ass truck, they calm down and enjoy the ride... until we get there. they... draaaaag me into the dog park. of course no one is there, but thats fine with me, bc its not like dogs need to be popular. they run around pissin, shittin, chewin up everything in site, u know bein dogs. about 10 good minutes pass, i see some lil subburban SUV piece of shit pull up. this pudgey lil mexican man squeezes out, he's dressed like he's goin to church, and has a look of miami queer about him. i immediately dubb him
The Adventures Of Grib
The Adventures Of Grib
For those that are not aware I leave today on vacation. Seems someone in the family felt that asking my 4 year old neice where we should go. Following suit of most 4 year old she said Disney and it was decided. It should be a fun trip though. We board the plane at 4pm this afternoon June 16th and return on June 21st. I may need some well wishes as this is a vacation with my parents, brother, his wife, their daughter and my daughter. It could get interesting to say the least. If I dont see you have a great week. I'll tell Mickey you said hello! Bella Take the What Drink are You Quiz - What Kind of Drink are You? at!Make Your Own Quiz
Adventures In Knitting And Drinking!!!
yep. that's exactly what im feeling right now. oh my dear god since when did renting a house become so damn complicated?! and ive had no luck in getting my therapist to give me happy pills. grrrr. instead he wants me to tap on my head and say i love myself. wtf?! the good thing? i get paid time off work! because of extenuating circumstances out of my control, i get a few days of paid leave to sort my shit out! woota! and my phone is still ghetto...and still not working. luckily i will be getting a bonus with my next check ill be able to invest in a new much more jenn friendly phone :D other than that? nothing much has changed. im still working on the sweater that never ends and trying to finagle at least 3 yoga classes a week. and woot for the patriots! my boys played terribly on sunday but like always, they pull through and now they're heading to superbowl! 18-0 baby!!! hooray! yeah im a loser but i dont care. i have paradise lost now! i greatly loo
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Adventure Log 1
We kicked off the 2008 hiking season on our 4th alternate. 1st was up the north ridge of Mary's Peak 2nd was Triangulation Peak 3nd was Opal Creek to Cedar Flats we had to abandon all of the above because of too much snow. we ended up down here in the swamp (W-valley) a few miles outside of corvallis on the Oak Creek trail system. we ended up hiking farther and higher than we had origianlly planned with the first 3 hikes. it was a workout! 6 miles and 2000ft elevation change. I'd like to do Table Rock just as soon as the snow melts, but who knows when that'll be. i may have to look to the coast for the next couple of hikes, Cape Perpetua maybe? We have officially delcared this summer to be the season of hiking, fishing, and camping! blogs and photo albums of our adventures will be marked with corresponding titles. look for todays pics in album Adventure Log 1
Adventures With My Dale!
First...Dale surprised me with my own line of panties...:-P ****************************** Then he surprised me with his design for the perfect fit of a swimsuit top for me...:D ****************************** Then we ended up in the shower together! :D ****************************** Then he challenged me to a body part contest...I showed him my legs, too..but then he began to not play fair by showing me his bare chest! lol So he won!!! ****************************** And now...I have ended up in an alley with him sucking spaghetti! I can't wait to see what's next, Dale! :-P *giggles* ******************************
have to share this with you guys..So the kids and I decided to head off to the ribfest yesterday..I knew it was going to be a sunny day, so I figured why not, plus we were all hyped up about the ribs.. So we left here at 10:45 with a stop for some snacks, then I realized I didnt have my cell phone in case of emergency, so we went back home..Headed back out and daughter says...Mom, you need gas, what if there is traffic..back to gas Finally hit the freeway..Now, I knew where the damn tower city parking lot is..But what I didnt know, was how to get there when you get off the freeway..left or right?? So I was smart and mapquested before I left.. SCREW YOU MAPQUEST!!! Totally wrong directions once again..I will never use that damn site again.. Finally get to the parking lot at about 12..Decide to show the kiddies the inside of tower city first..They loved it..Think the water fountains had their attention the best.. Head down to ribfest at I have to say
Adventures By Dale
I have some erotic short stories that I wrote. They are under "My Stories" and flagged as NSFW. They are OPEN to all, I only ASK that you Leave a Comment on any story you LIKE. There are 16 stories in all. If you SCROLL DOWN this page, to where you can ADD a Comment, then look to the LEFT, you should see "MY STORIES".
The Adventures Of Fubar
Adventures In Life
Okay, so something majorly bad happened on Sunday the 22nd after coming back from Chamber ( a goth club in anaheim, california ). Well I called a friend and instantly came over and made me feel all better. Well last night I called said friend to see if he was going to Chamber or not and I didnt get a hold of him and I didnt bother to leave a message because you gotta love Caller ID. Well I never heard from him so I called him after Chamber to see how it went, again, not getting ahold of him. About 5 minutes later I got a call on my cell and the home line from him. Our ringers are off so I noticed a light on my phone blinking and I checked the Caller ID, and it was my friend. I called him back, and first thing he said was, "Are you okay?" and I said, "Yeah, Im fine, why?" He was very concerned especially when he couldnt get ahold of me, so we talked for a little and I asked if he wanted to IM me when he got home and he said, "Yeah, when I leave here:" And I was like, "Wh
The Adventures Of Docta Young
Every now and then there comes a time in an individuals life when they must choose the lesser of two evils to accomplish something that they themselves set in motion. I joined the US Army knowing full well that I would one day deploy to a foreign country to fight for someone else's "just cause." I accept the fact that i am going away for 15 monthes to a strange world that some compare to "Amish Country" just to bring democracy to the far corner of this country. I guess what I am trying to say is that now that i only have 3 days until this nightmare comes to life, i have a very big choice to make, should i do the right thing and Deploy with the men i have spent the last 15 monthes with, or should i go back home to the people i grew up with? To most of you the choice is clear, just deploy and get it done with, which is exactly what i am doing... oh well... for some reason i just felt compelled to write a small little rant to release some repressed feelings... thanks, Doc Young
Adventures Of Msrain & Mrhott
It was a spontaneous thing to do.. but I decided to take MsRain to the Pacific Ocean for her birthday. I just came into the house from working outside, said get a few things together we are leaving. She asked me where we were going and I told her... THE BEACH! You should have seen the look of surprise on her face, it was beautiful. She was so excited, never having seen the Ocean before. So she got some things together and we left for the coast. We went down Hwy 30 in Oregon all the way to Astoria and then headed south on Hwy 101. As we cruised down the coastal highway we came across a nice little state park to take a break at... Ecola State Park. There she got her first look at the Pacific Ocean. While we were there, there were ELK grazing by the park; not more than a 100 feet away. She had never seen them before (at least not that up close & personal). All along the way, I got to show her so many beautiful things here in the PNW. Our pictures will show you only some of i
Adventures In Corset Making
oh but i do.i bought some kick ass black and gray fabric with a skull design on it and im going to tight wasting corset and a plane black one also and im fucking excited.
Adventures In Wonderlands
I am taking my very first plane trip EVER! And I am super excited and super nervous. Not exactly sure what to expect. So hopefully it'll be good. Anyway... My trip is due to the fact that I will be turning 21 on Saturday FINALLY! lol It's a little crazy, but I know it's going to be amazing... getting older is always made out to be such a big deal, but I believe this is going to be the start of one amazing adventure! So here is to the beginning of a wonderful rest of my life :D on thursday 12am! The plane trip was totally not what I expected, therefore I was perfectly fine. I just didn't like landing... I hate when people slam on their brakes and didn't realize that the planes had to. So yeah... But anyway. When I got here we went to a little dinner, which was very cute and ordered way to much food ;) lol of course we didn't eat it all. But it was great. So after that we came home and went to sleep. When we got up and ready Thursday night we went out to "AdMo" (Adam's Morg
Adventure Of Oddness.
So, it all started yesterday. Pickles and Brendan picked me off. The three of us headed off to newburgh Lake where we had planned to venture into a water drain and see where we ended up. Well, we found the end. Didn't explore it, need better gear first. Then we someone idk how, but somehow managed getting out and driving to this bridge. We heard music before we got to it. We walked down and seen some kid sitting on the other side. We walked along the side of the river, climbed up to the top of the bridge, rock climbed down, followed that side of the bridge to the kid. He was playing on a little wooden box, sounded like a xylophone for trance music. Was trippy as hell. He explained the bridge to us, we left. We went topickles house, and Brendan cut his thumb off with my Leatherman! He didn't actually quite cut it off entirely. Just kinda in half, idk. It was really bad. He went to the hospital, got it fixed. Then we went to Hippies, where idk. the rest of the night doesn
Adventures In Manscaping
Ok, I admit it. I'm a manscaper. I've been blessed with a lot of positive qualities: I have beautiful blue eyes, a rapier sense of humour, and great calves. I have also been cursed with...............butt hair. Not just your normal thin couple of strands of pubes, but a veritable forest of thick rich hair that could be the star of a Prell shampoo commercial if it were only on my head. It is satisfying to know that 10-20 years from now, when the inevitable male pattern baldness sinks in, that it will be replaced with some beautiful hair grafts. (Note to future ladies running their hands through my thick locks of hair). Back to the point. Last Friday treated me well. Bowling is my new Friday pasttime; well, bowling and beer. Lots of beer. This particular evening saw the usual amount of pitchers, but also a never ending supply of tequila. Bad combo. Stumbling back to my room, spelunking through the neverending boxes of crap left to rot in the hallway by an unnamed roo
The Adventures Of Blue
Once upon a time there was a little fairy called Christiana... she was a good fairy both within her soul and mind, but she was very very lonely. She lived in a dark dark scary forest where a big bad nasty wolf lived who kept trying to eat her... The wolf had scared away all of the fairies fluffy little friends... She lived under a toadstool, looking over her little fairy shoulder all of the time scared that the big bad wolf would come and eat her... No other fairys lived in the dark scary forest as they were too scared and the other fairies didn't talk to the little blue fairy anymore as they were also too scared of being near the big bad wolf.... One day the wolf creeped up on the fairy, grabbed her in his big sharp teeth and almost ate her up, but she escaped. Her wings were torn, her little fairy heart was broken and her fairy dust was all gone... she was very very sad... She sat under her toadstool, curled up in a ball crying her little fairy heart out on a leaf... She was
The Adventures Of Blue
Adventures In Nipsy Land
*Disclaimer* the following is what NOT to do when putting together a futon. The search began weeks ago, when I finally decided, yea, I need a damn bed. I havent slept in an actual bed since early December 2007, so it was time. My actual bedroom became the problem when looking though. The damn dimensions in here are crazy, when you add in the fact the closet sticks out about 2 feet, and the window and radiator take up the other wall. Someday I would like to meet the idiot who did that. It just so happened on the same day I decide this, Walmart puts up those nice big futons they didn't have months ago. The matress is pretty close to being a queen, nice and thick too, and best of all, it will fit in my room. Buying it was a chore, they had two left in the place, and I was standing by waiting for that kid with the pull cart, when an older gentleman and two college boys came over. He wanted both futons, and I jokingly said "Sorry, one of those is mine". He asked if I had paid
007 Adventure
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Having someone like u in my life is like having a wish come true... A special people like u are always thought of with hope and happiness and never ending gratitude.... We could be separated from one another by great distances and long passages of time and yet, upon meeting again, we would simply continue on as though we'd never been apart. You are a blessing and a miracle.You are a guiding light. You are reminder that everything is all right. I cant even begin to count all the times that special thought of u have brightened up the day, made me count my blessings and helped to see me through. You give me so much to be thankful for. For I spend so many quiet moments of my own thinking how much i miss u, how hard it is to be apart, and how wonderful it is that you're always with me, here in my heart.... YOU AND I SHARE SO MUCH OF WHAT IS GOOD ABOUT LIFE.THINGS LIKE SO MANY EXPERIENCES THAT ONLY U AND I HAVE KNOWN. AND SO MANY PERSONAL FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS THAT
Adventures In Child Raising..
Ok so first real snow I guess.. these kids are having fucking freak outs because it is something they have never seen before of course.. and won't go outside and play for longer than 2 mins because its too damn cold.. so my house has become an In and Out machine.. Now the boy on the other hand.. poor guy.. 3 days of no accidents potty training and then today someone locked him out of the bathroom and poor dude pooped on himself.. he was mad as hell.. so i guess thats a good sign right? now if only he would learn how to pee right.. his poor finger gets covered in pee everytime lol..
Adventures Of Superboy
I had a friend named Ray-Ray who took a creative writing class with me in high school. He was only a sophomore but he was smart enough to take senior-level classes, and I liked Ray-Ray because he earned my respect with his maturity and great attitude. He was always positive about everything, it seemed. You know? The kind of guy who could get his left leg run over by a train and then lay there bleeding to death only to say, "Well, at least that train didn't get both of my legs! Thankya Jesus!" Anyway, long-story-short, I had a bad dream tonight and I got up, dripping in sweat. I drank a 16 oz. glass of orange juice, watched some ESPN re-plays on t.v. and (now) can't go back to sleep. Feeling bad and all (about the dream, mostly), I began to think about Ray-Ray for no apparent reason. I imagined how he would've handled the bad dream incident, and it made me feel better to think fondly of him. I hope to God Ray-Ray is on fubar because it would be cool to hook-up with him again
Adventures In Cory's Life
Adventures In Wonderland
Adventures Of Nakita Chapter 1
Yesterday as I do every night, I packed a poo bag, grabbed my ipod and whistled to call the beast.. As she emerged from her bed she had this look on her face, was that look of sure domination. She knew where she was going and she even looked like she was fairly excited to be an ass. I get to the car and like usual i open up the door for her, she leaps into the car with an air of royalty about her. She then waits till I'm driving to join me in the front seat. her latest trick is to nudge the window then look at me. I then do her bidding and open the window so she can stick her whole face out and breath in the air. Needless to say her lips start to flap and i get hit with dog saliva... We finally reach our destination the 4 kms of dog park. Her domain!!! She jumps from front to back in anticipation of seeing her first victim. I try to calm her down and find a spot  farthest from the slew she likes to call a bath... I have decided tonight I will try a new trick, Ive been watching the
Adventures Of Nakita Part 2
I have a dilemma.. My lawn has grown out of control and I must go mow it. I have a great mower enough gas and its gorgeous enough to do it.. (no snow) One thing lies between me and mowing the lawn....         You might not believe this being as cute as she is, can cause so much terror in my life. But when I start the lawnmower up She gets this look in her eyes... Her desire to eat my lawnmower takes over her cute innocent self and over powers here... So After the "vacuum" incident do I dare let her outside while i mow the grass. or do i lock her in the house so she will watch me threw the window, not only giving me a look that can kill with foam frothing at her mouth ? Wicked
The Adventure Continues
Today is our country’s birth day.  It's a special day when we should all take stock of what a great country we live in and rejoice in the many opportunities we are presented with.  Some times those opportunities are difficult to see.  Some times that opportunities might appear to be out of reach.  But they are still there, waiting for us to discover them and to take advantage of them.    Life is good, if we choose to view it that way.  Seeing is believing.  Some times, despite what we find ourselves confronted with, we still have to believe that it will all get better.   I hope that everyone has a happy and safe 4th of July.

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