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Application...take It As You Will
some women out there are searching for that nice guy, some are searching for that bad boy. Well, I am going to be even more specific. I am sick of little boys. What's even worse, little boys that aren't really little boys, the grown men that refuse to accept the fact that they are no longer grungy teenagers that lack any sense of responsibility. Little boys that are incapable of handling a real woman. I am a very strong personality...all these little boys that try to hang end up crushed...if you think you have the balls...i have a few preliminary questions before any conversations may continue...i dont believe in saving feelings, i dont believe in jealousy, i appreciate attention, but dont crowd me, i love to snuggle...but when i want to be left alone get the fuck on...and don't even bother talkin to me if you don't like jack daniels or beer...we sure as hell aren't gonna see eye to eye. If you get all bitter and butt hurt about sarcasm...get the fuck on...i am demanding in certain are
Applicaton
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Do you like anal pleasures? 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7.
Application
BOOTY-CALL APPLICATION Name_________ Age___ Phone(____) _______ Occupation______________ Height______ Weight______ Gender(M/F)___ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________ How often (check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last (check appropriate answer) 1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite___ Do u like giving oral sex(Y/N)___ Which do u prefer (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group___ While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat___ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else___ List three positions u like: 1.______ 2.______ 3.________ What is ur preferred pace (check appropriate answer) Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous___ When is the best time to reach u (check appropriate answer) Morning__ After
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APPLiCATiON ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Do you like anal pleasures? 26. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? send it to my inbox..
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Application........lmao
BOYFRIEND APPLICATION Name: Age: Location: Hair Color: Eye Color: Height: Tattoos?: Piercing?: Drink?: Smoke?: Favorite Color?: U go for looks or the inside?: FINISH THIS SENENTECE: A WOMAN'S PLACE IS _______________. Is sex all your looking for?: DOES FRIENDS AND FAMILY MATTER ? Would you kiss me anytime?: Do you like to cuddle?: Do you want to cuddle?: How much?: Have you ever been cheated on?: Would you cheat on me?: Have you ever cheated on someone?: List your top 3 bands.. 1. 2. 3. Top 3 movies 1. 2. 3. Do you like to party?: Favorite drink: Favorite food: What if I wanted to stay home and watch a movie with you?: What kind of movies do you like?: Are you spontaneous?: Willing to try new things?: HERES AN IMPORTANT QUESTION... Would you hold my hand as we walk through the mall or anywhere in public?: Would you push me up against a wall and kiss me? What about random kiss
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Girlfriend Application [BASICS] Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair: Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: [OTHER] 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the rain? 5. If so...would you play in it with me? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss my forhead 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on a guy? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? 18.would u do more than just make out with me [What Would You do if...] I cried: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I was hospitalized: I ran a
Applying For A Job At The Cia
A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available. The day came for the final test to see which peson would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions whatever the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man looked horrified and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!" "Well," said the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then." So they brought the second m
Application If You Dare
naughty application! REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Your age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 19. Number please: SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HA
Application"
1. Your Name: Ht: Weight: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Can I have your number? ( ) - Wat is it 26. Will u cum for me? 27. Can u wear thong and boys short for me? Wat color 28. Wat the first thing u d
Application
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! GiRLS TiTLE iT "HUBBY APPLiCATION" BOYS TiTLE iT "WIFEY APPLiCATION" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. Are we friends? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Would you kiss me? 8. ...with tongue? 9. Would you enjoy it? 10. Would you ever ask me out? 11.Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 14.Would you walk on the beach with me? 15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 16. Do you/have you talk shit about me? 17. Do you think I'm a good person? 18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 19.Do you think I'm hot? 20. Would you if youcould change anything about me? 21.If so what? 22.would you marry me? 23.Would you c
Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25.How do ya feel about spankings and/or a little bondage? lol 26. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you
Application
1.Your name- 2. Age- 3. Fav. color- 4. Whats your sign- 5. Phone number- 6.Location- 7. Height- 8. Hair color/ style- 9.Peircings- 10. Tattoos- HERE COMES THE FUN 1.Are we friends? 2.Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair:
Apples For Megg
He cannot tell his mother he's dying somehow he's embarrassed, ashamed of 26 years of imperfections, of doing everything she told him (even as an adult) not to do he's ashamed for her too, another son to die this way that out of milk white and perfect bones came a perfect cell that would divide and divide her heart into a million pieces , if only she knew his world was every yellow tulip she breathed in april every strawberry whose redness she swallowed in july every song on her lips whose notes slid in tenor waves through her thin skin and lulled him off to sleep again hush little baby, don't say a word she once felt his fingers and toes fluttering beneatht the tight skin of her belly, his straining to open his mouth and tell her everything in the world he knew was beautiful Now he feels an invisible weight pushing out on his belly and his love has no words for nothing in the world he knows is beautiful there's a sta
Application For Sex
Name:______________________ City:______________________ State:_____________________ Age:__________ Phone:______________ SSN:_______________ Hair Color:__________ Real Hair Color:____________ Eye Color:___________ Dentures: __________ Weight: _________ Height:___________ Waist Size: __________ Breast or Bra Size: __________ Marital Status: Married___________ Single______________ Divorced:_________ Other__________ Are Your Breasts Real? ____________ Do You Like Them: Sucked_________ Chewed__________ Kissed____________ Caressed__________ Squeezed________ Licked_________ Other_____ All of the Above____________ Can You Stay Out Late? _____________ How Late?_____________ All Night? _________ Several Days? ___________ Do You Like To Have Sex And Be Screwed All Night? ____________ How Often? __________ Do You Like Oral Sex? _____________ Pussy Size: Small ________ Medium __________ Large ____________ Extra Large __________ While
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Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Applications
INTERESTED IN BEING A PART OF THE WICKED CREW We are currently looking for Wicked Crew in these locations where we have models. For these positions (Make Up Artists, Photographers, Hair Stylists) Texas (DFW area, San Antonio area) IOWA California Michigan Seattle We are also looking for (location varies): Graphic Designers Model/Talent Scouts Wicked Street Team Crew Thank you for your application. We will be reviewing your application and will let you know whether or not you have been accepted as soon as possible. If you do not get accepted right away. Don't get discouraged and keep applying. Please copy and paste the modeling application below onto your email and attach pictures mentioned above to WickedDollzInc@gmail.com "Not your average generic doll, We are the Wicked Dollz!" WICKED DOLLZ CREW APPLICATION Name: Date: Phone Number: Present Address: Mailing Address: What p
Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli
Application For Love
Hello! In the following "application" is the things that I am looking for in a man. It's time to find a new and more challenging way to find my "Mr. Right Now" lol. So, feel free to answer away! love, Cherie 1. Are you single? 2. Are you honest? 3. Do you cheat on your relationships? 4. Are you serious about finding the right person? 5. What are you looking for in a woman? 6. Do you have a job? 7. Do you have children? (love kids...have no prob. with a man having them) 8.Do you like children? 9. How tall are you? 10. What color are your eyes and hair? 11. What are your hobbies? 12. What's your favorite music? 13. What are your pet peeves? 14. What kind of movies do you like? 15. What's your favorite foods? 16. Do you like women with tats? 17. How do you feel about piercings? 18. Do you like sex alot or just once in awhile? 19. How adventurous are you in bed? (feel free to be detailed) 20. What do you
Application For Sex
APPLICATION FOR A PIECE OF ASS Name____________________________ Address_______________________________ 1 Hair Color______ Real? _______ Eye Color________ Real? ___________ 2 Dentures? ______ 3 Height_____ Weight_____ Waist Size___ 4 Marital Status: Married_______ Single_______ Divorced_____ Other___ 5 Chest or Bra Size______ Are they real? _________ 6 Do you like them: Sucked__ Chewed__ Kissed__ Caressed__ Squeezed___ None of the above_____ other___ 7 Can you stay out late? __________ How Late? ___ All Night___ Several Days? ___ What is the maximum amount of days that you Can stay out? ________ 8 Do you like to be screwed? ___________ How often? ____ 9 Do you like Oral Sex? ________ 10 Penis or Vagina Size: SM____ Med___ LG______ EX LG______ 11 While Screwing do you: Faint__ Fart__ Cry__ Moan__ Hum__ Scream__Whistle__ Yodel__ Scratch__ Just lay there__ Other___________
Application For Sex
Application For A Piece Of Ass
Application for a Piece of Ass (FORM 69) Personal data Name_______________________________ Address_________________________________________Age_____________ Home phone ( )______________________ Cell: ( )______________________ Occupation_____________________ Hair color___________Eye color________________ Weight______Height______Waist size_________ Have you been "FIXED"? Y N Penis: small medium large extra large Do you like to: a) suck b) chew c) nibble d) caress e) squeeze f) bite g) kiss h) lick i) all the above j) none of the above k) other (specify) _________________ Can you stay out late? Y N Can you stay out for the weekend? Y N Do you like oral sex? Y N Giving? Receiving? Both? Lights on? Y N While in the act, do you?: a) cry b) moan c)) scream d) scratch e) talk dirty f) grunt g) just lay there h) all of the above i) none of the above When you cum do you: a) wiggle b) wobble c)
Application...
A Little bit about yourself!!! Remember all fields are optional! Name: Age: Phone Number: Location: Height: weight: Hair: Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: What Do You Think Of My? Personality: Eyes: Face: Hair: Clothes: Humor: Choice of music: Manners: Friends: Decisions: W0ULD Y0U... [] go out with me? [] give me your number? [] kiss me? [] let me kiss you? [] watch a movie with me? [] take me out to dinner? [] drive me somewhere [] make love to me? [] take a shower with me? [] be my bf/gf? [] hug me? [] buy me food? [] take me home to meet your family? [] would you let me sleep in your bed if i didn't have one? []Smoke pot? [] sing car karaoke w/ me?_ [] sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? [] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [] let me give you a piggyback ride? [] come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? D0 Y0U... [] think im cute? [] wa
Application
Hey all I have some sad news, I will be gone for a few months. So please understand why I don't respond to messages. REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 14.Would you kiss me during sex? 15.Do you think I would be good in bed? 16. Would you use me as a booty call? 17.Can I use you as a booty call? 19.Can we take pictures of the act? 20.How long would we have sex? 21.Would you tell your friends about me? 22.W
Application
If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you from 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you want it? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you Fuck me today? 21. Would you Fuck me tomorro
Applications....
~~Boyfriend Application~~ 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5. Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Person
Application
EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GIRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! Ladies Title it "Boyfriend Application" Guys Title it "Girlfriend Application" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11. Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16. Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18. Would you dance with me? 19.
Application
Over the past years the Juggalo Family has grown into a loyal representation of 100,000 plus ninjas. All of us can relate to each other's personal lives. However, as we have grown some of us have placed a higher emphasis on their own point of views than on our Unity as a Family. Thus, certain groups have begun to alienate themselves from the rest of the Family. On November 5th, 2002 the Almighty Sixth Joker's Card dropped and The Wraith showed us that now more is the time to start functioning as a Family....now is the time to stop hiding. Now is the time to show the world that we are a Family, and a Community, and we deserve to be treated as such. The Dark Carnival as a Faith became more clear to us. The mission of the Fellowship of Juggalos is to give back what greed has taken; and to Unite the Family once more. To prove to the world that strength comes in numbers. To show our voice of Peace to those who are open-minded enough to hear it. The Fellowship made a commitment to
Application.
Over the years, I've had quite a few bad relationships. Way too many, in my opinion, most of them not even being my fault. I just seem to be destined to date women who treat me like crap. While I may be a sarcastic smartass, I hardly think that makes me deserving of such a miserable (and pretty much nonexistent) lovelife. So to help myself with this problem, I've decided that whenever I'm about to start a relationship with a woman, she'll have to fill out an application. It's not a lengthy or difficult application. There's no essay questions or problems involving long division or triginometry. It's more like a prenuptial agreement, but for the relationship, protecting me against women who will intentionally or unintentionally hurt me. For you women with overprotective fathers, I imagine this application will remind you of the one your father wanted to give to your first date, except my application consists of more than just the question, "Do you own a van? If yes, please leave and
Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign: 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face:
Apples To Apples
so i was playing Apples to Apples tonight.. and these were my results =].... I'm a... Silly, realistic, cruel, influential, emotional, ridiculous, boisterous, lucky, misunderstood person thats swift, shiny, fresh and very dignified. haahah i love this game its soo funny.. try it drunk.. gets harder the more you drink! lol
Application
To apply for a position as a sub you must copy/paste/fill out and email this application to this fubar account. Do NOT leave any question unanswered and add all the details you can. This application will NOT be shared with anyone but the Master and Mistress. If you do not understand a question or are unsure how to answer then simply state so. You will not be discounted as long as you do your best to complete the application. 1) Do you understand what it is to be submissive? 2) Are you ready, willing and able to fulfill the obligations of a submissive? 3) Do you fully understand and accept the Dom's role in your online experience? 4) Are you willing to submit yourself to the Dom's control completely and totally trusting in the rules of the relationship? 5) Do you own a web cam and are you completely willing to subject yourself to full viewing by the Dom? 6) Are you 18 years of age or older and willing to provide proof of this fact? 7) What type of sub
Applegates,.
Apple Green
You Are Apple Green You are almost super-humanly upbeat. You have a very positive energy that surrounds you. And while you are happy go lucky, you're also charmingly assertive. You get what you want, even if you have to persuade those against you to see things your way. Reflective and thoughtful, you know yourself well - and you know that you want out of life. What Color Green Are You?
Application For Houseboy
~APPLICATION FOR HOUSEBOY~ Are you now or have you ever been naked?...............Yes/No/Maybe Please give a short list of cleaning credentials______________________________. What size speedo do you wear?......................small/med/lg/XXXL(it means exactly what you think) What is your agility/flexibility range on a scale of 1-10, 10 being most agile_____. Pervocity is not only demanded, it is a requirement and a priviledge. Anyone who does not comply with all Pervocity related standards shall be placed in the Genital Cuff until further notice! THAT WILL SHOW YOU!!!! Are you accustomed to living in a basement?..........Yes/No/Where are the shackles? What awards among Mud Wrestling/Jell-O Wrestling/Baby Oil Wrestling do you hold?__________. How often do you masturbate?..... NEVER!/Hardly/Often/Pervotard/Lost Count/Broken Wrists Do you cry during orgasms?.................. Yes/No/Mommy Didn't Love Me! A description of your sexual stamina level is…
Application For Date
How many of you have been out there in the dating scene? All of us right! How many have gone out on those dates where it just went terribly wrong, or your date turned out to be some freak,stalker,mass murderer, or just was a cross dresser that liked the same sex. not that there is anything wrong with any of these. To each their own. How nice would it be to pre-screen your soon to be dates with an application. with all the information that would be on a normal job application. social security numbers, last the addresses, full name, referances, so on and so on etc. I think it would be great!! do a full background check on these prospective dates..just to make sure you will be safe for the night. giving you a piece of mind...not only that, if anything was to happen..you would have all the info. on that person and well. you could use this to your advantage. So since I have talked about this great idea to have an Application for date. I will make one. I will accept these application
Applications (fill Out And Fu-mail Me)
46 unknown facts/secrets about yourself: 1. When was the last time you shaved your legs? 2. What were you doing this morning at 8 am? 3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? 4. What are you wearing? 5. Are you mad at anyone right now? 6. Last person to say they loved you? 7. Last time you kissed someone? 8. Do you know the words to the song on your fubar profile? 9. Last thing received in the Mail? 10. Have you ever gotten naked in a public place? 11. How long is your hair? 12. How many different drinks have you had today? 13. Are you any good at math? 14. Do you have plans on Saturday night? 15. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? 16. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? 17. Do you like the lights off or on? 18. What are you excited about? 19. What did you do last night ? 20. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive? 21. Where do you keep your change?
Application: Both Guys And Girls Applicable...
Application
*PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS DOES NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH BEING ACCEPTED IT IS ONLY SO WE CAN KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT YOU* WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE A PLAYMATE/PIMP? WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM OUR FAMILY? WHAT WILL YOU BRING TO OUR FAMILY? HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU SPEND ON FUBAR? WHAT SKILLS DO YOU HAVE CONCERNING GRAPHICS, PIC MAKING, ETC.? (NOT A REQUIREMENT) HAVE YOU READ THE BLOGS? ARE YOU WILLING TO GET ON CAM IN THE LOUNGE? HOW MANY HOURS COULD YOU DEDICATE TO OUR LOUNGE IN A WEEK? IF YOU HAD AN ISSUE WITH ONE OF THE OTHER PLAYMATES/PIMPS HOW WOULD YOU HANDLE IT TO GET IT RESOLVED? DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THE PU$$YCAT PLAYMATES REPRESENT? DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS? WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE KNOWN AS? (YOUR PU$$YCAT/PIMP NAME) *Please copy the application, answer all questions & paste it in a private message to the home page*
Apple Computer
I have a computer that is old. its an old apple cube. G4 prosessor, 750+ ram. we got a new computer and have no use for the old one. You can ask me anything about it. If youare interested please let me know. i live in washington state.
Application
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET
Application
Apples And Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples on the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think sometimes what is wrong with them. When in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Now men....Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. Share this with all the good apples you know
..:: Applications ::..
Good Evening ... I am accepting applications from slaves , they need to pass the followin test to go to next level: 1) they need to understand the rules , and what are the rules are for 2) NO Smokeing & Drinking 3) Need to know the slave positions 4) Can Relocatable when the time is right
The Apple Of Madeline
Application
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET...
Application
Application For Employment Prospective employees shall be afforded equal opportunity. However making a slight donation of $50.00 to the receptionist will improve the chances of your completed application making it to the H.R. Dept. All information that you release in this application will probably be viewed by the receptionist, her boyfriend, the cleaning lady, our telephone repairman, the pizza delivery boy, and potentially anyone who walks by the desk your application is laying on. 1. Position Applied For: ___ Eye Candy ___ Tattletale ___ Sucker ___ Head Cheese 2. Are you a Brown-Noser? ___ Yes ___ No 3. Can you pass a lie detector test? ___Yes ___ No ( If you answered 2 out of 3 questions with a yes please proceed to fill out the rest of the application. If you answered no to any of the above questions we are sorry to inform you that the position has already been filled. Please toss this application in the trash on your way out o
Apply Within
Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?"
Apples & Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Now men.......men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Application.....
Honesty is the key lol won't hurt my feelings.. 1. Name 2. Age location: questions: S/A: ??? describe yourself: 1. yah like me and how.. 3. how long yah known me. 4. you think yah can trust me. 5. from what you do know about me anything yah would change... 6.have we ever meet.. 7. what did yah think of me.. 8. and if not what are your thoughts of me.. 10. would yah ever hang out with me 11. what would yah like to do... well if not interested like that it is all good.. you are still all cool friends.. and if yah have freidns lookin for a nice guy well HELLO lol well yah all take care..
Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11. Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16. Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18. Would you dance with me? 19. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My...? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... give me your number?_______________ kis
Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11. Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16. Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18. Would you dance with me? 19. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My...? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... give me your number?_______________ kis
Applications
OK IM BORED AND SINGLE SO I THOUGHT ID START TAKING APPLICATIONS FOR MY NEXT EX HUSBAND LOL LOL JOB DESCRIPTION: MUST DO HIS BEST TO MAKE ME SMILE EVERY DAY (YES EVERY DAY DAMMIT!!!) LOL QUALIFICATIONS: MUST HAVE: JOB, HEAD FULL OF HAIR,ALL HIS TEETH! TAKES CARE OF HIMSELF, AND COMMON SENSE! THE REST WE CAN WORK ON LOL! PAY: VARIES WITH THE TIME PUT IN BENIFITS: GETS ME!!!! IM A HARD WORKING DECENT WOMAN BEEN TOLD IM EASY ON THE EYES CAN DANCE LAUGH DRINK WITH THE BEST OF THEM IM THE MOST LOYAL PERSON I KNOW!! MOM TO THREE GREAT KIDS AND IM A HELL OF ALOT OF FUN!! LOL THIS WAS FUN GUYS THANKS FOR LETTING ME HAVE FUN WITH THIS!!!
Apply To Be My Gf!
The Application
??? Applications Are Now Open ???
Are you right for me, do you want me all to yourself, tell me why and what makes you more qualified for the position... Position you ask, why my fubar G/F that is. Who knows maybe more will come of it, never rule anything out... PLEASE SEND ALL RESPONSES IN PRIVATE MESSAGE... Thank You, Jamie
An Application For Partnership...lol
1. Is there anyone on your top friends list you had sex with? No 2. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night? Any time, bring it on! 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? Left side. 4. Lights on or off? Either or depends on my partner 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? Not yet. 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? No 7. Shower or bath? Both. 8. Do you pee in the shower? Yes. 9. Mexican or Chinese? Both 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Aggressive 11. Love, money, or lust? Love and lust. Money isn't important. 13. Credit cards or cash? cash definitely. 14. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't? My Father.....long story 15. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel? Both. 16. Took a break....Hmmmm. I dunno 17. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)? No 18. Have you ever been to a strip club? Yes 20. Ever been to a
Applications For My Bishes
Application
To work for Carnal Desires, We ask to send the following Fubar Name: Fubar Profile Link: Yahoo Instant Messanger Screen Name (must have): What Position: Just click the picture below and it will direct you to where you need to send this info to
Application
Copy and paste, and then fill it out………………   Name: Age: Place of residency: Why do you want to fill this out? What do you think about me? What was your first impression of me? Do you still feel that way? Do you wanna kiss me? Do you like to cuddle? If you had the choice of either going out and hanging with your friends..... or spending the night with me, what would you choose? Pick one word to describe me: What reminds you of me? On our first date, where would you take me? If your favorite SoapOpera show was on... but so was mine and we only had one TV... would you let me watch what I wanted, or what you wanted? If I was wearing really ugly clothes, would you still show me off to your friends? Are you controlling? Are you FUN? Do you fall in love easier than most? Do you have sex? If so how many and favorite positions? Do you get depressed easily? Pick a random color, doesn't have to be your favorite: What do you spend most of your time
Apple On The Tree
This is for all the apples on the tree:   Out in the field grows an Apple tree. Daily I would climb, striving to reach the top, Where a shining apple grew. Daily, something would happen and I could not continue. A bow would break or the wind would blow, Or the rain would come and end my quest. And every day I would eat another apple from the tree, One that I could reach, but I was never really satisfied.   And then one day, that shining apple fell, And I was there to catch it. I learned something amazing that day. This apple was not any sweeter then the other apples. This apple was not any bigger then the other apples. This apple had the same seeds as all the other apples. All the apples on the tree were the same.   I say, find a good tree and get the apples you can reach because in the end, All the apples are there for only one thing, Growing More Trees
Application
Name    Age: Height: Hair Color: Eye Color:Piercings/tattoos: Zodiac sign++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Do you drink or smoke? Do you have a cell phone? If so, do you have texting? Do you like hugs? Could we just cuddle?Would you kiss me?Would you point me out to your friends? Would you call me every night? Would you stay up till 3 in the morning texting me?  Would you take care of me when I'm sick? Do you think I'm cute? If you could change anything about me, would you? Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? Would you kiss my neck? Do you like biting? What turns you on? Do you play any sports? If so...what? What would you say is the best thing about yourself? Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, prick)? What type of music do you like? If you were to label yourself, what would it be? What size shoe do you wear? Would you just stand there and hug me? What's your favorite color? Would you ever lie to me?   Favorite band?
Application
PLease feel this out and send back to me.   BOOTY-CALL APPLICATION Name_________ Age___ Phone(____) _______ Occupation______________ Height______ Weight______ Gender(M/F)___ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________ How often (check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last (check appropriate answer) 1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite___ Do u like giving oral sex(Y/N)___ Which do u prefer (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group___ While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat___ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else___ List three positions u like: 1.______ 2.______ 3.________ What is ur preferred pace (check appropriate answer) Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous___ When is the best time to reach u (check appropriate answer) Morning__ Afternoon__ Nite___ How late can u stay out (ch
Application For Apps Cafe
DJ: Using the SAMS Broadcast software, play music through the lounge to entertain the listeners. Actively monitor the requests In the lounge, and communicate with the Head DJ, in regards to any schedule conflicts. Above all else have fun. The more fun the DJ has the more fun there is in the room. Greeter: While in the lounge, actively engage people as they enter, and continue to make everyone feel welcome and a part of the family while also trying to get visitor’s to hit the subscribe button. Make everyone feel welcome and have fun. Promoter: Coding/Graphics: Promotion is an all encompassing task, from going to people's pages and leaving comments, to talking about the lounge as you interact with others on FuBar. The key focus of promotions, is to promote in a positive manner where new members are brought to the lounge. Creativity is highly encouraged. Keep all the coding clear and function for the smoothness of the lounge. The graphics team helps design cool gr
Application For G/f's
NameWhats your birthday/ageHeightHair colorEye colorPiercings/TatsIf no, do you want any?Do you drink?Do you smoke?Do you do drugs?What would you say is your best quality?Whose your favorite band?What kind of music do you like?Do you like kids/want any of your own?How do you feel bout me having a kid?How do you feel about marriage?Where do you work?Do you go to school?Do you live at home/on your own?Do you prefer cats or dogs?What do you like to do in your free time?What do you think is my best quality?Are you Spontaneous?Are you afraid of commitment?Are you romantic and treat guys the way they deserve?Would you make me feel like im the only guy you want to be with?What would our first date consist of?Whats the sweetest thing you've done for a guy?What movies/TV shows do you like?Do you like your family/family oriented?Have you ever cheated?Why did your last relationship fail?Do you like to dance?What do you look for in a guy?Where do you see yourself in 5 years?Are you honest?Do you e
Applications
Apple Does It Again!!
   Christmas gift idea   APPLE DOES IT AGAIN Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Application For Lovers
CUT AND PASTE AND REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN......... 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Boob size, if a girl?? 4. Favorite position ? 5. Do you think I'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures 15. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Threesome? 20. Would you make me scream your name? 21. How many times would you like to cum? 22. Would you use me as a booty call? 23. Can I use you as a booty call? 24. Do you like foreplay? 25. What is foreplay to you? 26. Can we take pictures of the act? 27. Woul
Apple Brownies Yummy And Easy To Make Even For The Men In Your Life Lol
                                                                                        Apple Brownies                                                               This is so simple to make I hope you enjoy this as much as my family does                                                                         1 1/3 c.oil                                                                       2 eggs                                                                        2 c. sugar                                                                       3 apples chooped (any kind)                                  
Application
Heres 10 reasons yall may be an alcoholic   1. You think by putting beer instead of milk in your morning cereal will increase the vitamin content becasue beer is considered food and will make your Wheaties taste better. 2. You went to a tripple X-rated movie (XXX) and was disapointed to find out all there was  was sex scenes and no moonshine involved and no jugs marked tripple X  (XXX) 3. You think the symbols M/D 20/20 stands for a medical doctor and an optomitrist . 4. you think the initials AA  stand for Ancient Age whiskey.. (well, they do) 5. And your only a drunkard, not an alcoholic cause you dont have to go to them damn AA meetings. 6. If you travel a lot, you know what time your favorite bars open. 7. And if you do travel even more, you stay out of dry counties unless you have connections there. 8. You call mixing Creme de Menthe (or nyquil) and Listerine an exotic cocktail 9. You know that vodka and rubbing alcohol taste the same so it dont matter which one you drin
Application For A Fufiance
first & last name: nick name & other name you go by: status: single taken married or divorce height: city & state: birthday/DOB: age: talent: dressing: classy, formal, casual style/swag (that something that make you stand out from others): indoor/outdoor: drink/smoke: personality(details please): what do you do on your spare time: tell me something i don't already know (nothing from the above): what's best about you: describe yourself in 3 words: what make you decided to take this? why? : date available: LASTLY ... what have you learn from your previous relationship & how does it help you or effects you today?
Apple Apps
Description "Classteacher Pictionary" is a fun educational app for all ages.A dictionary with pictures instead of words!!!! A simplistic app to learn new words, and what fun that it has pictures too. Instead of lugging books, searching for the right word, just flip through this app and broaden your knowledge.It is even suitable as a learning aid for various languages as the human brain can memorize picture-associated words better than words without an association.Learn to spell, read, and memorize words using the natural phonetic sound and rhythm of the English language.Easy to operate the Pictionary has been indexed into two parts. Each part has words strewn across the screen. Click on each word and check its meaning, related picture and phonetic sound.Coming soon!!!!! Record and play your voice to check the right pronunciation.Pictionary is to understand meaning of words through pictures. Visuals are more influential in learning basic concepts. All information regarding meanings and
Apple Moonshine
APPLE PIE MOONSHINEIngredients:1 gallon Spiced Apple Cider1 gallon Apple Juice1-½ cup Granulated Sugar1-½ cup Light Brown Sugar8 whole Cinnamon Sticks1 bottle (750ml Size) 190-Proof Grain Alcohol (Everclear)Preperations:Combine all ingredients in a large stock pot, except for the alcohol, and bring to a boil.Remove the mixture from heat and let cool to room temperature. Once the mixture is completely cool, add in the alcohol.Transfer to sterile mason jars (I use 5 of the big 2000+ ml jars). I also divide up the cinnamon sticks so that each jar has 1 or 2.The apple pie is ready for consumption! (Though it gets better if you let it mellow for a couple of weeks.) It can be served heated or chilled. Remember to drink this with caution! For the amount of alcohol in this, you really can’t taste how strong it is; it’s so smooth!I recommend storing the jars in a dark, cool room.
Apples And Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Must men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in rea;ity, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Now men.... men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. 
Appoligy
Sorry for all u i have either neglected in sending comments to or just have 4gotten but i will do better....But if u want to stay on the good side of Santa Tongue maybe u should also send...i do not neglect those who send...and for the ones who i have and for everyone else i will be adding 30 skins to my page for u to choose from...if u need assistance feel free to ask me....ooh doo not get the skins till after 6am they will all be done then..i will be changeing color the color on them as well but at a later date......SO U ALL I APPOLIGIZE AND I WILL DO BETTER... HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS.... THANKS JOHN....... Sorry for all u i have either neglected in sending comments to or just have 4gotten but i will do better....But if u want to stay on the good side of Santa Tongue maybe u should also send...i do not neglect those who send...and for the ones who i have and for everyone else i will be adding 30 skins to my page for u to choose from...if u need assistance feel free to ask me....ooh
Appologies...
To all my fellow Cherries... Please understand that it was not my intention to confuse or mislead any of you... now to quote my friend Billy... *smiles awkwardly* "If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumber'd here While these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme, No more yielding but a dream, Gentles, do not reprehend: if you pardon, we will mend: And, as I am an honest Puck, If we have unearned luck Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue, We will make amends ere long; Else the Puck a liar call; So, good night unto you all. Give me your hands, if we be friends, And Robin shall restore amends." -William Shakespeare
An Appology For My Home Girls. (in Lyrics)
I don't mean to be so empty. I don't know what has got into me. What's made me not want to swallow. Even though I'm hollow. I don't mean to be such a downer. But I can't keep from drowning. Drowning in my own tears. In my own fears. I don't mean to be so depressed. But I can't seem to supress. Supress my emotions. I can't control them. I didn't mean to be so heart broke. But it's like I seem to be a joke. I just want to fukn choke, the life out of myself. I didn't mean to fall in love. I never wanted to settle for hugs. Hugs that made feel empty, even when she was with me. I don't mean to be such a nice guy. It's a part of me that I despise. Pathetic in my own eyes. I just wanna quit. I don't mean to be such an asshole. But you know that it won't last though. Because I'm to fukn giving and I hate recieving. I don't mean to be such a burden. I guess that I am just yerning. Reaching out for some help. I need to fix myself. I don't mean to appologize. But I just ca
Appointed Favor
Appointed Favor Today's Scripture “For we are God's handiwork, recreated in Christ Jesus, that we may do those good works which God predestined for us, taking paths which He prepared ahead of time, that we should walk in them, living the good life which He prearranged and made ready for us to live” (Ephesians 2:10). Today's Word from Joel and Victoria God has already prepared paths for you to take in your future! When God laid out the plan for your life, He lined up the right people, the right circumstances, and the right breaks. In your future, He’s already released favor, supernatural opportunities, and divine connections. The breaks you need in life have already been preordained to come across your path. If you will stay in faith and go out each day and be a person of excellence, you’ll walk into these appointments of favor. It will be just as if you stumbled into God’s blessings! When you really understand this principal, you’ll begin to get excited about every single d
Appointment
PLEASE UNDERSTAND ALTHOUGH I TRY NOT TO LOVE I WOULD DO ANYTHING ABOVE, TO FEEL YOUR TOUCH,TO HOLD UR HEART BECOME CLOSER TO THE LIGHT AND FAR FROM THE DARK AS THE FUTURE BRINGS US CLOSER, OUR WORDS KEEP US APART AND ALTHOUGH WE ARE WORLDS APART I CAN FEEL YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART,TO THE VERY TOP I WANT YOU BUT I CAN'T GRAB YOU I NEED YOU BUT I CAN'T HAVE YOU I'D HOLD YOU BUT I CAN'T REACH YOU I'D NOTICE YOU BUT I CAN'T SEE YOU "LOVE MAKES A PERSON SAY OR DO CRAZY THINGS" SOME OF WICH MAY BRING FORTUNE, SOME MAY BRING MISFORTUNE I WANT IT TO WORK BUT, I WANT YOUR HEART TO REMAIN IN PERFECT CONFIGURATION IF YOU HURT I'LL HURT EVEN MORE AND THAT I CANNOT AND WILL NOT ALLOW NOTHING IS FOUL, NOTHING IS WRONG OUR ENTITIES ARE TWO ENDS OF THE SAME SONG YOU'LL GO THIS WAY,I'LL GO THAT WAY WHETHER OR NOT WE END UP ONSIDE EACHOTHER IS A MERE MYSTERY 'Shame you didn't book earlier! Although.... Yes, there seems to be an opening in my heart... Can i pencil you in
Appologies To Studio 54
I deeply regret what i posted on my earlier blog, and hope that studio 54 will welcome me back. I did that out of anger and i realize i shouldent have done that. I appologise to all of studio 54 for what i have done.
Appologies
I won't say I'm sorry for what I said, because I meant it and it's the truth. Levelers are not getting any return on levelups and I was making a point. That point, for now, has been made. I will, however, stick to my statement of not being on Godfather or higher level ups until I myself get there. It's a matter of principal now, I stick to my word. What I am sorry for is any grief I may have caused my friends. I never meant to cause problems. Also, several have asked why my most recent thank you blog is private. Any private blogs are either just stupid test codes or a bulletin in progress that will be open when the time comes.
Appreciate The Moment
"Anthem Of Our Dying Day" The stars will cry The blackest tears tonight And this is the moment that I live for I can smell the ocean air And here I am Pouring my heart onto these rooftops Just a ghost to the world That's exactly Exactly what I need From up here the city lights burn Like a thousand miles of fire And I'm here to sing this anthem Of our dying day For a second I wish the tide Would swallow every inch of this city As you gasp for air tonight I'd scream this song right in your face If you were hear I swear I wont miss a beat Cause I never Never have before From up here the city lights burn Like a thousand miles of fire And I'm here to sing this anthem Of our dying day Of our dying day Of our dying day Of our dying!!! For a second I wish the tide Would swallow every inch of this city And you gasp for air tonight!! From up here the city lights burn Like a thousand miles of fire And I'm here to sing this anthem Of our dying day
Appreciating Romantic Friends
If there's one face I want to see, so beautiful, so true, one smile that makes a difference, to everything I do. If there's one touch I long to feel, one voice I long to hear, whenever I am happy, or just needing someone near. If there's one joy, one love, from which I never want to part, it's you, my very special love, my world, my life, my heart. Many embrace it, many have heard Yes, LOVE is simply a four letter word Love is a wonderful virtue, which the whole world needs And with love, comes kind deeds Love is different in many ways Relationships that are platonic Love that is romantic Fatherly and brotherly relationships also profess love But the greatest love we can get and receive is None other than from the Almighty GOD above Love can be painful, love can hurt For relationships turn sour when one is a flirt Love must always come unconditional No matter what race or religion, this virtue is international Love, as the movi
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Appreciation!
Check me out :) Step up and tell me who my crushes ARE !!!!*)*#$)$*@!(&$@(_$@@! I havent announced LESBO THURSDAY, in awhile, so PLEASE all enjoy!!!! :)
Appreciate The Mystery
Apprehend
I begin to apprehend strange and wonderful thoughts of you, of finding you afloat in bubbly water, arms outstretched, reaching for me, finding, pulling me closer. I almost taste your lips inside my mouth, your tongue, and cool feel of air between us rushing away as I tumble in next to you. I can nearly feel you strip away my shirt strip away my jeans - just you and I and silky water sliding between us and away as we begin. How can we let this imagining go to waste? Wait for me, my love, I'm nearly there. © All rights reserved
Appreciation
Ok, I'm an ND fan, but I had to post this! :) Columbus, OH (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Franklin County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal reference
Approach A Women Right Way
sometimes i think im little to nice to women and guve them way to much satisfaction. i tend to put them on a pedestal, maybe a little to high. but i dont get much in return. i wonder if treating them different or not as good would change things. instead of being nice i thought bout disrespecting a women little. what u think ladies.
Appreciate Your Parents
Even though... Even though our dad has gone away, his love for us will always stay. He raised three kids to be their best, and then let them take care of the rest. His friends were many, he respected them all, for he was a man so proud and tall. His hobbies were numerous, his talents were great, but fishing came first-the rest could wait. He fished in the winter, spring, summer and fall, and it was during this time God made his call. To Heaven's doors he took dad up, "My dear child you've had enough." He left his children and loving wife to live with God for his eternal life.
Appreciation
I am not in the mood to really get into what all pisses me off but I will name 10 in no particular order but just off the top of my head. Feel free to comment on any of these if you like. I would really like to hear some of your opinions!! 1. Chewing food with your mouth open. I lose my appetite when people do this around me if I am eating. I have to leave because I avoid conflict and I will open my mouth to tell the person it is rude. 2. Lying. It is pointless and you have to keep lying to cover up the lie you just told and eventually you will start to believe yourself and get caught. 3. Bitching/complaining about shit you can fix but don't. If you would shut your damn mouth and do something about what you are bitching about, it would make the world and people around you a whole lot happier. 4. Leaches. Leaches are people who do not do a damn thing but suck off of other people for their benefit. Get a damn job and pay your own fucking way and don't
Approved Tattoo Art Today
Today was the approval date for my art work on my first tattoo. I am excited and nervous all at the same time about this. I have wanted one but have kept talking myself out of it. There is no backing out now though it's paid for and next Saturday, the 31st is T-DAY. I'm getting a sexy woman dressed as a bee sitting on a yellow and black triscle done on my right ankle or right shoulder blade. She's huge though which for all the detail I wanted she had to be. She's sitting on the triscle and looking over her shoulder a bit. She'll be a red head like me. She even has a "Bee-Hive" hairdo. lol. Her boobs and her butt are huge though (obviously I have a male tattoo artist). I'm asking Myke for her to have a breast reduction before he actually goes to do the tattoo. The reason I chose what I have for my tatt is symbolic of what I am going through in my life at the moment. The whole Bee idea comes from the band They Might Be Giants and their song "A Little Birdhouse In Your Soul". There is
Appreciation
I am so freakin happy to do what you want...oh and please be sure to shit on me when you're through with my services. It doesn't matter that I am a mother of a 2 yr old she-devil, a student working towards bettering herself for my family and working 2 flippin jobs, no please ask me to do something for YOU.. I'm all ears... You may ask.. WTF? And my reply is simple.... people expect way to much from others and not enough from themselves.... get OFF the couch and stop watching the idiot box long enough to realize that your life is the way it is b/c you made dumb ass decisions and left all of the grunt work up to someone else.... Geez calm down crazy lady.. I say no.... in fact piss off if that is all you have to say to me... For those who know me I'm sure you saw this coming... my top has now popped... run for the hills!!!
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Appreciate Life
I STOLE THIS FROM TEMPTRESS WHO STOLE IT FROM WV REBEL. AND NO MATTER WHERE YOU "WORK" I HOPE YOU READ, PAY ATTENTION, AND ENJOY IT AS MUCH AS I DID. There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.' One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her,'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.' Life Is a Gift Today before
Appreciation
So how does one know when "enough" truly IS enough? How do you realize when all you've given is for naught and, just as importantly, how to get over the empty feeling that the realization beholds you with? Are you being fair to yourself to give and give and give with nothing received in return? Are you even being fair to the recipient of all that you give by doing so? So many questions and so few answers.....
Apps
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
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06 Apr 2007
hmmmm well today sucks ass... today was suppose to be my 6th anniversary... well I'm divorced, so I didn't make 6 years. Oh well... at least now I'm able to live the single life, and not have any major worries. Make your Comments HEARD using COMMENTYOU.com Just wanted to send a shout out to everyone!! Things are going good for me here... loving my job I have now... loving the single life.... enjoying not having hardly any worries right now!!! You would think.. after being married 2 times.. and dating since I was 14.. I would understand why someone would act like they were totally in love with me.. and then one day out of no where.. just flat out stop talking, no saying I don't want to be with you, no saying I don't want to talk anymore. Absolutely no words... All I can say is... I'm done dating! I don't need the drama that comes with it. He knows who he is that hurts me! Never thought a lousy explanation would be so much to ask for. Guess its just another man to pr
Apreciation
One of the things I take pride in is making photoshop's of my friends. I do it by choice, and I do it to honor my friends because there is nothing more precious than friends. And honestly I expect nothing in return, except credit for my work. But when some one comes to me and asks me to do one for them, I never say NO. But come on, you ask me to do one, I do and then not even a thank you or nice job, thats just a slap in the face. Especially when I email you asking you what you think of it. Well unfortunately I just really hate feeling this way so from now on I will not do one for some one if they ask. So if I chose to do one for you feel honored, and know that I consider you a friend. But from now on DON'T ask because the answer will be NO. Sorry that one had to spoil it for every one else. And to the person that asked me to do one for their contest, please don't insult me and say something now, you have had days to comment, and it should not of taken me typing this to g
April
WHAT A GREAT ANALOGY OF GOD FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW BY ROBIN WILLIAMS NO LESS This is one of the best explanations of why God allows pain and suffering that I have seen. It's an explanation other people will understand. A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, They talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: 'I don't believe that God exists.' 'Why do you say that?' asked the customer. 'Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't imagine loving a God who would allow all of these things.' The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an ar
April April
April, April, Laugh thy girlish laughter; Then, the moment after, Weep thy girlish tears! April, that mine ears like a lover greetest, If I tell thee, sweetest, All my hopes and fears, April, April, Laugh thy golden laughter, But, the moment after, Weep thy golden tears!
April Symbol Of Rebirth
Captured by the look in your Eyes Lost in the gaze and taken by surprise Sweetest desires stir the soul Surrender the fight and give in control Day dream of one who is the one Sought inside the mind till dream is done Fed on hope and longing desire Burns so deeply the hottest fire Seeking one who is all to me Praying to god just let me see The one who’s love can make life sweet The one who makes life so complete Lost in the gaze and moment sublime your eyes hold me suspended in time By R. Thomas Dinsmore the beauty of the day and the promise of wonder to come... may all your days moments be special. Ron Truest Fire In ones life there is room for many friends For loves that come and go the heart does mend There are few who leave their mark deeper still Who make ones heart jump and give one a chill When fond thoughts grow and become intense When there is mystery thrill and suspense At the daily life that draws one in deep Giving freely and dr
April Fool's
April 2007
Darkness enveloped the land around him as he crawled very very slowly, like a cold king snake, through the grass and bushes. Unseen by the keenest eyes. Hours passed into days as he quarried his prey. Finally he was in position. Now the game could begin. He watched his target come and go, sleep, awaken, take the dogs outside, eat, and go again. day passed into night again and again as he waited... concealed in plain view. On the seventh night the target stepped into the dimly lit yard... Now was the time... He lifted his optics to his steely eye and breathed out slowly until there was no air in his lungs. His heart pounded starving for oxygen. The target lit a cigarette and illuminated the entire face and shoulders. He slowly, dedliberately squeezed his trigger. There was only a brief rushing sound as the projectile left the muzzle and sped at 5 times the speed of sound toward the target. It was done... The lies stopped in an instant. The target never even heard
April03
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April 24, 1915 - Armenian Genocide
Throughout much of its history, Turkey has had it's eyes on the Armenian land. Conquering Armenia was and probably still is their desire today. Geographically speaking, Armenia is the only Christian nation, aside from Georgia, in that part of the world. It is surrounded in all directions by Muslim nations who would like nothing more than uniting their religious lands of muslim nations throughout the middle east stretching all the way to Europe and Asia. During WWI the Ottoman emprire (the rulling empire in Turkey) decided that they could accomplish their goal of taking over Armenia by exterminating the nation all-together. Exterminating the entire race and leaving no Armenian heirs to guard the Armenian nation. The Ottoman Empire plotted the mass-evacuation and extermination of Armenians from Western Turkey and Eastern Armenia and executed these plans without disdain. For a number of reasons, they were able to get away with it. European countries turned their back on Armenian ge
April 7th 2006
1yr ago today I lost my best friend to an enemy sniper on a rooftop in Khandari Iraq. He was a father of 3 who never was able to see his third child tyler born only 2 weeks earlier during our deployment. His presence in my squad was the driving force that kept us moving through the hard times that iraq presents us with. He has been greatly missed. Rest in Peace Rick Milhouse
April 8th Birds
April 12,2007
To all in my Familly,Friends,fans,etc.My comp not running well today.The amount of Cookies,History an the Crap that the CT installs on Computers these days,is unreal.Everyones Comments will have to wait.I must defrag an other Diagnostic Stuff. I'm not fealing to good right now.Pounding Headache,actually had it all night.An the Cat disrupting my Sleep didn't help either. Big Day today for PiperXylon,an Excellent member of my Familly.She has enterd herself in the Mothers Day Blast Giveaway.She's a very Sweet Gal,as all my Familly is.I hope,us as a whole can give her this Victory she so Deserves. But some of us being in Contest know.It's not always the Best or the Prettiest,cutest,kindest that Wins these things.It's the people whom have many Friends,or cash to pay for Blasts to help them win.So us as a Whole have our work cut out for us this afternoon.At the start of this Contest.I will be trying my Damnest to stay under the Radar of the Constant Barrage of Insults Directed at me
April 13 Th
I'm getting Ready now to Leave for the my Birthday Weekend.Some of my Familly didn't get Comments.I'm very Sorry,Bring it up to me Sunday afternoon upon my return,I'll give u a Gift. Good Luck Piper on your Contest Sweet One.11,000 plus Votes.Your Kickin some mean Ass.Very Happy for u.I threw a few Votes down this morning before I got error'd. I'd like to thank everyone that helped me Level last night.Level 13 for Friday the 13 th.Very Sweet. Special Love to all in my Wonderful Familly as well as some Friends as well.Wish I could have 50 Familly members,An I had thought I would have been able to add more there but I can't. I pray that my warning of being put on the List last night was a wrongful error.I do have another account but I don't care to start out as Fresh Meat if I can Help it. Just Want to Thank All my Wonderful Friends.You all treat me very Well.I Love you all.Perhaps one day I will tell each one of you why I chose you for my Familly.Every little thing with m
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Some of my Great an Wonderful Friends know I haven't been Fealing to good.I just got off the phone with my doctor.Since I don't have Transportation into the city.He basicly Orderd me to get to the Emergency Rm.in the Town where I Live.I'm in the process of getting dressed now.Hopefully I'll be back. God Bless my Sweet Friends,you all been so Kind + Sweet to me.I care about a lot of you.An Love some of you as Friends.I Hope an Pray to return later today.Peace + Rock On.Many Hugs
April 19th 2007
Instead of writing about my day as I usually do when I am not writing Poems. I thought I'd just write straight about how I feel about things in general. I'll try not to get too emo on everything. I've had my fair share of downsliding on friendship, actually just relationships in general. Be it platonic or not. I've attempted to have friends on a platonic level. They have resulted in too much as usual. They usual get so intense they turn into something i don't want. Or they start off good and work backwards. I'm still hoping for the best no matter what. I take advice from a good friend of mine. She tells me that I am cool. The reasoning is that no matter how fucked up people treat me, ignore me, act like they are busy when they are on here 24/7... I still matter to stay the type of person I am. Which makes me happy... i don't see myself as the type of person who changes much. The only extreme change that happened in me was from my first real sexual relationship.
April 21
My good Friend an Familly member,Cherie,Formerly Lady WitchsBrew,now WitchBrew.Is in a Contest an needs some Love in the way of Comments.All hands on deck for this Contest.Please Show Cherie Some Love. Most contests from Friends an Family members.I post a Blog with their Link,to make it easier for myself to comment.an others as my page loads quicker than others. a href="http: //cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=669971&i=2753812179 Since Friday all my Blogs are invisable,I thought my enternet exsplorer was respouncable.So I put Firefox back on it today after fishing.Still can't view my blogs. Almost like the Tap has me Blocked,I rather post Bloggs than Bulletins.As nobody reads my Bulletins generally,but close Friends + Family read my Blogs. Wanted to Welcome all new Friends + Fans,from Club Far,an others that have join'd my Cof. Wishing Everyone a Fabulous an Glorious Weekend.You all don't do anything I wouldn't do.I Realize now it leaves the book wide open. I actually Sle
April 24th Friends
April 24th God Bless U
April 24th Love N Hugs
April 25th Butterflies
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April 25th 2007
Eventually you'd think drama would go away. People always complain about it. but for some reason it always seems to reappear. It kind of started off tonite for me. well it was hump day so i got no lovin so thats what makes me bitter 24/7 :P i mean c'mon.. a man needs his loves anyways Shannon is talking to me about the most bizarre shit i ever heard her say.. she's talking about drugs and weapons being the 2 most influential economic factors for industrialized countries economics. I'm like..why are we talking about this at 9PM? can we just talk about what we are doing or how our day was? I get like that too sometimes but she's never been quizzy like that.. women never cease to amaze me.. i will repeat that throughout my life im sure I'm confused more and more the days roll on by. She starts bitching to me about hair in the sink. Now don't get me wrong it was my hair. I shave and yeah i can't get every single hair off the sink. But why was she so insistent on me g
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April 27 2007 Yr.of Our Lord
Attention All Friends,Fans + most Family Mbrs. I would be Most Greatfull,if u-all could take the Time,to do a few Comments for my Sweet Friend,Theresa.B.G.D.'s Yummy of the L.D.C. + Club F.A.R. Family's.With 100, Comments it might just land u in my New Family that I'm trying to Create.Requirerments would be,Showing Heart,Love,respect,Loyalty. .Doing Favors for each other.Rates,Comments,etc.Just be Nice ,Show some Love,not Hate. I'd also like a few special Family members to have Wolf Morphs,prefferable. I'd be forever Greatfully for Comments. HeraticBitch now Consulate, Also needs Votes,for the Long Hair Contest.She is a longtime, member of the L.D.C.F.She had more Votes than she has at this time.There must of been a a Glitch in the System that Erased everyones Votes.( I lost 1,805 in my morph contes). I had already commented Heratic~Consort,over 200. Hopefully Lady WitchsBrew,took 3rd place with my Help,in the Beauty Contest. Lizzy could use co
April 28th
April 28th, What happened on this day 58 years ago. Well let me tell you my mom , and best friend was born. My mom was one of kind and was the best friend anyone could ever and will have. We never know why people are taken from us , but it hurts so Badyly!!! Six years ago this wonderful woman and friend was taken home and sometimes it feels like it was yesterday. Mom I miss you and love you so much. Hope today you are looking down on me with smiles. Happy Birthday Mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 28th White
April = Sweetie!
Pick your birthday month and read it, then repost with whatever you are... ¢À JANUARY =SHYNESS Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boys/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Eas
April Fools???
As you well know from previous blogs my father passed away April 11,2006 and my mother passed April 23,2007. Now if I were a superstisous person I would be on edge every April. Because not just the last 2 years April has been a bad month for but a few before were too. April 15th we think of tax time but I don't. April 15, 1972 rings a real bell in my head. I lost my best friend...my idol you might say. He had survived his time in Viet Nam during the 1960's. He was out and got married and had a baby girl too. He was 10 years older than me and I really think I was the little brother her never had. I looked up to him as the big brother I never had. He was also a friend of my father too. He would be 60 this September if he were living but at the age of 24 he died in a auto accident. Sure was a sad time for me and for the people who loved him. Hi memory will live on with me..all the way to my grave. 19 years later another thing happen to me. It was something I thought would never happen
April
i want to start off by saying that, i am one truely honest person....i like u as a friend and only a friend unless i tell you otherwise!! if you are here just to try to make more than that, you might as well move on...unless you are like really really hott...like my crush...lol. but anyway's i just want to meet new people and have REAL conversation's!! please don't shout at me with some crazy shit like...do you like your toes sucked...come on now!! shit like that will make me want to block ya!! i don't get personal as i am a very personal person. i am a REAL PERSON....don't try to get your rock's off with me... cuz it won't happen!! if you can't accept that...then you need not add me!!
April's Blogs
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----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: "Supporting Elijah" Date: Jul 29, 2007 6:57 AM ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: NiKKiDate: Jul 29, 2007 9:33 AM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: "Supporting Elijah"Date: Jul 29, 2007 1:12 AMPlease add yourself to this prayer chain and pray for this precious baby boy~~God Bless you Logan....may God himself carry you through this broken road of life...May he make you strong to fight any battle and may he make you faithful in his duty and obligation to protect you and guide you!You are a precious baby boy and deserve nothing but the best of health..God bless you angelKara WPlease sign this and keep reposting to let Logans family know that we ARE praying for him.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~1.Kara Williams and Family2.NIKKI RUUD AND FAMILY 3. APRIL & STEVEN SWINFORD-LOUISIANA
April
APRIL = PIMP APRIL means that your really good looking. Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding.Everyone loves to be around you. You always attract attention. You are definately the most sexiest and good looking of them all. You know how to get what you want. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak to much in the next 4 days.
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April Fool
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? > > Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. > > Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the > night of April 1st? > > Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch > on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch > and sat down beside me. > > Defense Attorney: Did you know him? > > Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. > > Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? > > Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. > > Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? > > Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. > > Defense Attorney: Why not? > > Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died > some 30 years ago. > > Defense Attorney: What happened next? > > Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. > > Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? > > Little Old Lady: No, I did not st
April 1st
just checking back after a year or two away, seeing whos here and whats going on
April Contest For Happy Hour
This is just an update of the previous blog about my Happy Hour or equal value package salute contest for April. So I will have a contest starting on April 21 or April 28 where the lovely lady who wins will either get a Happy hour; or a package of fubar gifts of same value a 30 day blast, a VIP for a month, a ticker package and a bling pak. The choice will be up to the one who wins the contest. The contest entry must be a salute to me with my name on a card or on the lady who wishes to enter the contest. Also in honor of The Easter Bunny and the bunnies at Playboy I would like for the contestant either to be wearing bunny ears or wearing a Playboy costume. This is no longer mandatory more like a general theme but I will accept all types of salutes to me that fall within the guidelines. I am leaning towards letting the one who gets the most comments be the winner of the contest so comment bombing will be allowed and the one who receives the most comments will be the winner to avoid any
April Fools
Hey everyone. Today is April Fools and I'm back to work. Well, I got back yesterday, and it sucks, after being off for almost a week. The vacation was wonderful though. I slept over half of the time, finally got caught up. Well, I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I need to have surgery on my hand. He is going to go in and take out all the metal and work with the scar to see if I can get my range of motion back. I'm tired of not being able to ball a fist when I want to punch someone out. Just kidding. The lady at the doctor's office is going to call me today to set up the surgery. Anywho, on to the purpose of this blog. Like I said, today is April Fools, and I always love a good prank. I can't really do any, because today I just can't seem to think of any. I heard a cute one on the radio this morning. Go into work early, before everyone gets there, and take the little ball out of their mouse. Then, when they get to work and try to work their computers, they will freak out
April Fool's Day
Origin The origins of this custom are complex and a matter of much debate. It is likely a relic of the once common festivities held on the vernal equinox, which began on the 25th of March, old New Year's Day, and ended on the 2nd of April. Though the 1st of April appears to have been observed as a general festival in Great Britain in antiquity, it was apparently not until the beginning of the 18th century that the making of April-fools was a common custom. In Scotland the custom was known as "hunting the gowk," i.e. the cuckoo, and April-fools were "April-gowks," the cuckoo being a term of contempt, as it is in many countries. One of the earliest connections of the day with fools is Chaucer's story the Nun's Priest's Tale (c.1400), which concerns two fools and takes place "thritty dayes and two" from the beginning of March, which is April 1. The significance of this is difficult to determine. Europe may have derived its April-fooling from the French.[1] French and Dutch ref
April Fools Day
Todays been a fun day. Before I headed to work.. I called in and told the charge nurse that I wasnt gonna be able to make it in. That my vehicle wouldn't start. Anyways.. I tricked her good. She ended up calling me a dog. Anyways , got her good again at work. The supervisor was near me..and I seen my charge nurse coming..so I started writing down fake info. She came to desk..seen the info and looks at supervisor and said.. we dont have no room. I bout peed my pants..and said.. April fools! She yelled at me again. lmao. Anyways.. it made day go alot better for being so busy. Now, I just tricked a friend on here.. Giggle!
April Is Autism Month
One out of 150 or more children will be born with Autism this year. It's four times more likely with boys the girls. There are only guesses as to what causes the neurological disorder that prevents these children from interacting socially and experience hyper sensitivities. One guess is that an ingredient added to the MMR vaccination given at one year old made the vaccine 85% mercury by volume. That's an incredible figure. In my case, my oldest Grandson was diagnosed at three years old, however; thinking back over the years I realize he showed signs as young as 2 months old. He used his all his fingers together to spin an object on his floor gym. We now think it's hereditary on the Dad's side of the family. Here are some signs besides what I mentioned prior: 1. Baby doesn't make eye contact 2. Favors spinning objects 3. Is ADHD and doesn't interact with anyone including children his own age. 4. Doesn't reach out to be picked up 5. Dosen't speak at 3 yrs old. 6. Becomes
April Is Autism Awareness Month - Spread The Word!
April is Autism awareness month, I like 1000s of others know how dibilating autism can be ... to be locked in your own world as the sufferer is one thing but often the families are forgotten. It is heartbreaking when your own child won't even cuddle you or look you in the eye or show love because they don't know how to or the idea of seeing how others live find the whole thing scary. I have a nephew with autism and he is now 13 still very much in his own world, gets very upset when he wants to get his view across hates cuddles There are no cures for autism only by spreading the word and making people more aware will others not stand staring at the 16 year old having a paddy in a busy shop because he doesnt want to leave, he isnt being naughty he is frustrated, angry that no-one understands him and what he wants to say. Others will know that my son is on the autistic spectrum with PDD (aspergers ) and whilst you may all be thinking thats not as bad as autism i can tell you it i
April 12, 2003
tomorrow is my husband and my 5th wedding anniversary and we will miss it :(
2008 April
Lovers of the night The quality of the dream Always been free flowing Always to be victims of the night Suck and drink my life blood of love To feel your touch upon my silky skin When I open my eyes I find it is only my hand Which is touching my smooth skin In my mind I’m begging for your touch In a forever embrace locked together Was I hypnotized might very will be possible I feel the sharp sting above my nipple Notice drops of blood rolling down Into my cleavage from two delicate punctures See no one around that could have cause that I feel such desire now. The aroma of my blood Smells so sweet, I wipe the blood and lick from my finger In the light of vanity fair I am playing a purple Air guitar on my knees Why should peeps think I’m so perfect I still cant Make country a pop song I play all my daddy’s Favorites but nobody listens Its in the teen pops I shine Maybe a nude will boost My popularity will reign Oh my I’m embarrassed
April 27th Be A Year Single
wow..i cant believe its almost a year since me and heather split.. were has the time gone..to fast i reckon u would say, i know i just did lol. it was an uphill battle with myself at beginning of it all happening but i struggled through it pretty beat up and scared i still have some battle wounds but mostly healed through it all..i still think about her once in a while but can ya blame me for all the good times we did have n things shes still in my heart amongst some of the broken pieces that's still left in me. I'm allowed to have memories of things as we all are, at least i hope so. a lot of people said i haven't let go of situation..i have but i admit at beginning my heart wouldn't let it i reckon it was over powering my thoughts or something but that's been done and gone for quite a while now I'm just glad she has found happiness out of it all, me on other hand not really but oh well i don't care what happends to me. ive had a few relationships before her and it seemed they a
April's Blogs
April Fool's Day Funnies
Some of these are hilarious! Enjoy YOUR April Fool's Day! Scrape the cream out of oreo cookies and fill them with white toothpaste!. Use a 3M Post-it notes placed underneath someones's computer mouse - ensure that it covers the ball or the optical sensor on the bottom. When they go to use the mouse, it won't work! On the 3M Post-it simply write April Fool!. Go around the office and tell random people that a particular person (e.g. your friend) wanted them to drop over at 11am - they will be surprised when 50 people drop around to their cubicle at once. Get a universal remote control and turn the volume up on all the TVs in your local TV shop, while standing nearby. Try be covert so you can keep doing it. If you are a manager or have employees under you, send people looking for made up items such as the dehydrated water, the hydraulic cement humidifier, the double sided transperencies, a fallopian tube, the blunt knife, a glass hammer. If you work in a restaur
April Showers Bring May Flowers
2009 April
Typeface Inspired by Comic Books why n hell does they wana ban ma favorite font when i first see tat font i loved it to death it was everything i felt. it looked fun, and silly i felt fun and silly to use in ma lazy proses style i love it so much i talk ma bff to use it i show her how then attempt to get ma bf to use but he forgets some on some occassion i see him use it told him to put in a txtfile and save it cut n plaste any time yo wana to use now fubar is getin so fuckd up blog editor is fuckd.. sometime html is fuckd there now am hearing peeps wants to ban this ma favortie font ... comic sans i come to internet in a clown suit some want me to come in a swim suit but i did tat already even in ma pjs but i jst dont come au natural suit ok enough if when i click on your profile n' am greeted with dis then you are history Here is the story about the baby holding the surgeons finger from within the womb during fetal operation. Story and photo gratefully suppli
April, The Hardest Month
what can I say? it's april, the time of month that makes me feel unstable.. taxes, lost memories, tears of sadness, and very little family, lonliness inside, lonliness in my account, taxes to be paid, and thoughts of when I was played.. tax day, tax day, oh I am so stressed, not sure if I can maintain the sanity in my head. I cant pay them to be honest, it was always a struggle, but the truth I now achnowledge.. what have I become? a failure, like all the others said, perhaps some are right, I'm better off dead, but I cope, I hope, and try to keep my head up high, I'm too young to die, to young to givein, I'm only 23, theere is no need for women, at least not now, but it would be nice, but nowhere near ready for a wife, this is very hard in life to go on with no one at my side, and even harder to sit confined in lonliness inside.. sitting on a couch all day, on the computer with false reality I play, I still pray nightly, but I confess my religion has lapsed and Im not feeling blessed,
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April 26, 2009
Hello everyone, Ive been dealing with a lot of issues with my granddaughter. Looks like the move to Texas will be soon so I can take of her. I want to thank everyone who has stopped by and left comments and drinks. Hope to be back on in full force soon.
April 29th An Before
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April Rain
Ripping and tearing feeling the skin rip open as the blood rushes out The feeling of a hand around your neck squeezing just tight enough the pain goes through your very soul and it feels so good clawing the flesh off biting  a chunk of skin letting the sweet taste pour into your mouth one taste and your addicted Hold me close and take me completly As i whisper in your ear I wanna fucking tear you apart What is a girl suppose to do when the world comes crashing down what is a girl suppose to do when her childhood is standing her right in the face again When all of the forces ban against her at once trying to drag her down into the hole that she took so long to crawl out of People dont seem to give a shit about their actions or the consiquences trying to undo 15 years overnight not very possible standing strong against one obsticle after another smashing them out of her way like glass made out of sugar I can remember all of the memories inside my
April Fresh
ANYWAYS I JUST GOT ANOTHER JUG OF DETERGENT, AND IT'S TITLE OF FRAGRANCE IS "APRIL FRESH" IT SMELL'S WONDERFUL!!. YA KNOW REALLY I WOULD LIKE TO MEET THE FUCKER WHO CAME UP WITH THE NAME AND PUNCH HIM IN THE JUNK, ITS A FUCKING LIE, U DON'T EVER SMELL WONDERFUL FLOWERS AND SUCH IN APRIL, I ALL GET IS THE SMELL OF UNTHAWING(SPELLING?....LOL)  DOG SHIT!!...JUST SAYIN.
April
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April 16,2010
SOME ALREADY KNOW I HAVE A SEIZURE DISORDER....I CANT DRIVE & HAVE NOT DRIVIN IN AWHILE....USUALLY HAVE TO GET RIDES FROM A FRIEND OR SIS....BUT I AM NOW REALLY WANTING TO BE MORE INDEPENDENT & NOT HAVE TO ASK FOR HELP....SO I HAVE A APPT. I HAD TO BE AT TODAY AT 11:30...I TOOK THE BUS....AS WAS ON THE BUS...I WAS AMUSED TO SEE THAT SOMEONES BUSH IN FRONT OF THERE HOUSE WAS CUT IN A SHAPE OF A PENIS...."NO JOKE" I WISH I HAD A CAMERA SO I COULD PROVE IT...(ROFLMAO)THERE ARE LOTS OF DIFFERENT CHARATERS THAT I RAN INTO THREW OUT MY DAY ALSO...WHEN I BOARDED ONE BUS...THERE WAS A LADY WHO HAD A COUPLE LIL ONES ...ONE BABY AND A MAYBE 2 YR OLD....I SAT DOWN....AND I THOUGHT WAS THIS LADYS FRIEND HOLDING HER 2 Y.O....COME TO FIND OUT THIS WOMEN JUST GRAB THIS CHILD AND THE MAMA WAS OK W/IT???? I TRIED MY BEST WITH MY SPANGLISH...ASK HER...ES TU NINA SI???? TU QUEDES??? LMAO...SHE JUST SMILED AS THE LADY HELD THIS POOR LIL GIRL LMAO...THE LIL GIRL FEEL ASLEEP ON HER...SAD THING TOO WAS THE S
April 1st Battle Hellpit Radio
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April 2003 Heros
Died April 2, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 22, of Dracut, Mass.; assigned to 2nd Battalion, 3rd Aviation Regiment, Hunter Army Airfield, Ga.; killed in a UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter crash in central Iraq. Died April 1, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 24, of Wellsville, Kan.; assigned to Headquarters Company, 1st Battalion, 41st Infantry Regiment, Fort Riley, Kan.; killed in action by a rocket-propelled grenade in Assamawah, Iraq. Died April 2, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 26, of Flint, Mich.; assigned to 2nd Battalion, 3rd Aviation Regiment, Hunter Army Airfield, Ga.; killed in a UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter crash in central Iraq.
April Rain
Just....things.... First game of the season is today. For the first time in 8 years of coaching this team I am nervous. Mostly because I really think THIS could be the year.  I got some BIG kids this year.  Good ones too!  First time ever that I have options for almost all positions and two pitchers that seem to be lights out.  Crossing my fingers! There is someone on here that reminds me soooo much of my ex-best-friend/running-coach/running-partner.  I have found myself hitting up her page every day.  At what point should I seek counseling?  Am I becoming a stalker?  Should I stop?  Do I Fuicide? Last month I deleted almost all my pics. Came THIS  >< close to fuicide (for reasons I will not list).  I reposted some yesterday and resubmitted my old Salute just for the hell of it.  Yep....you guessed it....they rejected it.  Go figure. It was my salute for probably 4 years, but now it wasnt good enough.  Seems I was missing the name Crisis.  As if my ugly face wasn't enough.....lol. 
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The Apron
The principal use of Grandma's apron was to protect the dress underneath, but along with that, it served as a potholder for removing hot pans from the oven. It was wonderful for drying children's tears, and on occasion was even used for cleaning out dirty ears. From the chicken coop, the apron was used for carrying eggs, fussy chicks, and sometimes half-hatched eggs to be finished in the warming oven. When company came, those aprons were ideal hiding places for shy kids. And when the weather was cold, grandma wrapped it around her arms. Those big old aprons wiped many a perspiring brow, bent over the hot wood stove. Chips and kindling wood were brought into the kitchen in that apron. From the garden, it carried all sorts of vegetables. After the peas had been shelled, it carried out the hulls. In the fall, the apron was used to bring in apples that had fallen from the trees. When unexpected company drove up the road, it was surprising how much furniture tha
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Apt Blogs
When I started my 3rd Step in my apt hunting everywhere else, then put it on hold (for personal reasons), I began to go ahead & do my 4th Step in my apt hunting, near where I live; I then thought, `Oh I do hope I can find something in my price range', so here's what I found, on my search: On July 10th, I drove to Country Club Dr, then another road, that was in front of some apt buildings; as I looked to see if I could find the Manager's Office, I asked a couple where the Manager's office was. When they told me, I parked my car to try & find it; I then looked at the time on my cell phone & noticed that it was time to head off for work. I then drove slowly to see if I could see any manager's Office at any other complex & couldn't find any; plus, they were hidden & couldn't gain access, unless I was already living there. I then went back on Country Club & headed for work; I thought, `Well if they're not gonna put some sign where the Manager's Office is, I'll just look somewhere else
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Apuestas Deportivas
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Aquarius In Love The analytical Aquarian approaches the game of love slowly, methodically and deliberately. Playing the game of love is fun in and of itself and should not be rushed. While falling in love, the Water Bearer can fill myriad roles for a lover, thanks to their keen mental energy and boundless commitment to a good cause. Conversely, a lover who won't play along will meet an immovable object in righteous Aquarius. The greatest challenge in love for the Water Bearer is intimacy, the emotional and empathetic aspect of love. Without it, love is incomplete, so those born under this sign must find that space where they can feel and trust. If that is achieved, love with Aquarius can soar to the stratosphere. Aquarius The Age of Aquarius and the futuristic explorations it brings to mind are very much in synch with those of people born under this sign. The Water Bearer is a visionary, caring and giving lover who sees the beauty in friendship and the mutual attainment of shar
.:aquarius:. Does It In The Water
Once you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label, or you'll get bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign description. This is real shit, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there:: .:VIRGO:. The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. .:SCORPIO:. The sex addict Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.
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Once you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label, or you'll get bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign description. This is real shit, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there. VIRGO The Virgin Dominant in relationships and Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Very Caring, Smart, Intellectual and Attractive. Loud and Loyal. Very Easy to talk too. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. The Ultimate in sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SCORPIO The sex addict Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict fu
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Thank You 'Miss Viper' for letting me copy this....a Fellow Aquarian.... A•Q•U•A •R •I •U •S: Is A Lover..Trustworthy, Sexy, Professional kissers, One of a kind, Loves being in long-term relationships,  Extremely energetic and funny, Is A 'G',  Unpredictable, Will exceed your expectations,  Loves music, Not a Fighter, But will Knock the fuck out of u, The BEST and BIGGEST FREAK in bed,  Loves weed very much, Strong, Considered to be a "Spartan" The most intelligent Doesn't show it but is easy to hurt Word...........Peace.
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A_quester
So I joined "fubar" and I began a blog. Other than that, I'm at a bit of a loss as to what it's all about. I guess I'll need to read the FAQ & help files. I will have plenty to say and many opinions to espouse, soon. Some of my photographs: http://www.flickr.com/photos/a_quester/sets/
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I just wanted to say I just watched Evan Almighty. The idea of the movie was that Evan was to build and ARK. At the end of the movie he askes GOD why.... How can one person change the world.? God said " ARK< Acts of Random Kindness. So, my daddy passed away. I almost lost my mom. My brother died at 18. I am wanting to spread something positive here. We all need to do little random acts of kindness and it comes full circle on you . I can promise that. Holding the door for someone, just a smile, a comment , sending flowers to someone who doesnt usually get them . Anything can be a random act of kindness and no one even needs to know you did it. But it will come back around. When it comes your time for a much needed act of kindness from a stranger, you shall have it. Remember we need to all love eachother. LIFE IS SHORT. We only have today. Lets Love, and have fun. Even on a bad day. We can change how we are reacting to it and can change the way we think and helping others is a go
Arc Angel Covenant: Chrisley Fu Blog 7.0
ROBERT CHRISLEY "The Enchantress Part II" UNVEILED Estarr 2008 Time begotton from the morning Star Entwined by Desire of Eden near and far She becons me with a whispered kiss My rites of passage ponders The Enchantress Hieroglyphic spoken words surround Drawing me up to her Temple Mound Myan High Priestess I spy She shows me her bedroom through her deep dark eyes Sunbathed in cinnamon to entice See through gown glimpses that polarize higher altitude I am lead Above her earth deep into her pyramid Ohhh, and she covers the four corners Ohh, she covers the four corners Now Mythology becomes the night The heat of Styx burns in her river of Life What Desire becomes of this? Not an Illusion but the flow of The Enchantress Ohhh, spell bound before the alter ohh, I'm spell bound before her As I lay upon her bed of Dark Roses Tattooed wings wrap around my poses Honey drips from her vine The wine intoxicates Me beneath her Latina Spice Luna shifts me
The Arcade!
PLAY Election Smackdown 2008 Diggy Games PLAY Super Mario World Flash Diggy Games Play Games at AddictingGames
Archives
Personal Resume Mark Edward Cody Objective: Available for training of individuals or groups, seminars and lectures in all aspects of security, defense, and martial arts. Crisis Training Firearms Training (Including concealed weapon permit training) Tactical Baton for Security and Law Enforcement Blade Defense Weapon Retention &Disarms Various Disciplines of hand-to-hand combat Lectures on Martial Philosophy Lectures on the use and mantainance of firearms Personal Safety for women and children Fight Choreography for stage and screen Training, Skills Recognized as a Master Instructor by The World Union of Sokes and Grand Masters (2005) Received Ph.D In Martial Philosophy from the College of Sokes (2005) Fifth degree black belt Wado Ryu Karate/Jujutsu (Various instructors) Guru (Instructor), Filipino Combat Systems Kali: Trained under System Grand Master Ray Dionaldo. Modern Arnis: Trained under System Grand Master Remy Presas. Kenjutsu (Japan
The Archives
The questions below about Australia are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website, and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humor. Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK). A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA) A: Depends how much you've been drinking. Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney – can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water. Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden) A: So it's true what they say about Swedes. Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville, and Hervey Bay? (UK) A: What did your last slave die of? Q: Can you give me some information about hippo r
Archaeology
Portrait of Flinders Petrie Flinders Petrie was a British Archaeologist and Egyptologist. Born on June 3rd, 1853 in Charlton, Kent. He was given the name is William Matthew Flinders Petrie. Petrie's mother, Anne, had a love for science, namely fossils and natural minerals. Mrs. Anne Petrie was a daughter of Captain Matthew Flinders, who was a celebrated early explorer of the coasts of Australia. Petrie taught himself trigonometry and geometry at a young age, with particular interest in varied standards of measurements. Petrie's father was a surveyor who taught his son how to use the most modern surveying equipment of the time. Petrie would go about England measuring Churches, buildings, and ancient megalithic ruins, such as Stonehenge. At thirteen, he read Piazzi Smyth’s Our Inheritance in the Great Pyramids;his interest flourished from this young age and Flinders convinced himself that he would one day see the pyramids for himself. Flinders began as a Practical Surveyor in south
Arch Enemy!
Arch Enemy's LP Wages of sin has 2 remarkable songs in it that I really dig!....Savage Messiah an Shadows and Dust!....This outfit from Sweden plays some really tight shit yo!....Rock on, much love,muahs!
Archangel
IS ANYONE AWAKE, OR WHAT? Why are there so many people on fubar, that are using fake pictures? Are they so embarrassed by their own looks, that they have to use other people's pictures! Especially when they use pictures that look like models, or are models. That or is it guys pretending to be women? If you are using other people's pictures, you are pretty much a loser! It seems that people don't really use the Mumm's thing to help others! Most of what I have seen, is just people being rude to each other. Maybe Fubar should create something for people to bash on each other!
Archangel
Archangel. As I walk amongst this battlefield Of a most senseless war I’ve ever seen In my natural life on this gloomy winters Day with the ground scarred and battered by The machines of war and destruction. As I walk amongst this battlefield Listening to the sounds of mortal men dying a most Brutal and painful deaths, some die a painless death In this a most senseless of all wars of which I have Ever seen while living on this forsaken planet, and It sickens me to see the muddy ground I Walk upon stained with the blood of the mortal men Who die for their country and honour. As I walk on this wasted battlefield I listen to the sounds f grenades being thrown Over the front line and exploding in the man made trenches. As I walk on this wasted battlefield I listen to the sound of grenade’s being thrown Over the front line and exploding in the man Made trenches and the blast of these grenade’s that take more Lives, I now hear the sounds of men screaming in
Archangel
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Archangel's Only
Wouldn't you know it? I lost my other account and my sexy other half doesn't mind that I'm taking over this user as mainly my own. However, she will continue to post in her blogs as always. I hope that those who have been around doesn't mind the change. Then again it's your ride and you know where to jump off if it does. Peace, Archangel
Archetecture
http://i316.photobucket.com/albums/mm340/Kristian1932/2425032768_71a1f80bcd.jpg Standing at the base of Kensico Dam with a total amt. of 30.6 billion gallons of water sitting on the other side of this wall... (115.8 million m³ for you europeans and canadians)..... kinda scary thinking about it.... this is part of NYC's water supply and only supplies NYC with 2% of its drinking water.... http://www.flickr.com/photos/kristian20/2425011638/in/set-72157604619297119/Outside NYC most "city's" had at most 8-12 floor buildings, as of now, 2 cities in westchester county now have at least 3 each skyscrapers passing the 30-50 floor mark... this is in New Rochelle, NY, one of 3 new buildings that tower over this growing city.... and ironically, built by my father's company... and to add, actually, all the new skyscrapers in westchester were dealt with by my father.... makes me smile a bit knowing someone in my family helped a city grow (the other 3 buildings he did are in White Plains, NY
The Archer
THE ARCHER PUB AT THE ARCHER PUB THERE IS PLENTY OF CHEERS FROM THE TIME YOU ARRIVE TO THE TIME YOU DISAPPEAR THE CHARACTERS THERE TO NAME JUST A FEW THERES THE BIG KAHUNA A MUSLIM AND A SHERIFF TOO THE BAR STAFF WILL STAY THE SAME WE HOPE CAUSE WE DON’T WANT TO HAVE TO RETRAIN SOME STUCK UP SHEILAS AND BLOKES CAUSE AS IT IS NOW IT IS SIMPLY THE BEST FROM JO, CUT OFF KIMMY ROBBIE T AND ROB K AND PRATTY WHO SOMETIMES TURNS UP SOBER ON SUNDAYS YOU DON’T HAVE TO ASK FOR WHAT YOU DESIRE CAUSE OUR BAR STAFF KNOW WHAT WE REQUIRE THEY HAVE IT SITTING ON THE BAR WAITING FOR YOU WITHOUT ANY FUSS OR FURTHER ADO THE GUYS AND THE GIRLS IN THE BISTRO AND ON OCCASSIONS BERYL THE BOWLING LADY TOO THEY GIVE YOU THE BEST DEALS ON ALL THE MEALS FROM SPAGBOL TO THE SWEET CHESSECAKE FROM CHILLI PRAWNS AND RICE THERES ONLY ONE THING TO SAY MMM VERY NICE BUT ONE WORD OF ADVICE DON’T ASK WAYNE OR BRI FOR A SIMPLE BURGER OR YOU JUST MIGHT END UP BEING FRIED BUT SER
Archives Of The Forgotten: Vol 1 Straight Jacket Pyscho
(carni breathing heavy in the background) dr. - "is he strapped down tight" employee 1 - "yes" employee 2 - "yes" dr. - "Good morning sir. How are you today hmmm don't worry bout about answering that. Today you will be going through a little thing i like to call questions and shock. what that means is every question u loose it on, you will be shocked. Ok let's get started tell me what you see when you look in the mirror, what is the in the mind of the man in the mirror. 1.)intro 2.)mind of the man in the mirror 3.)mental maze 4.)double edge sword 5.)apocalyptic meditation 6.)still standing 7.)PVP (playa vs playa) 8.)let's play 9.)know your limits (on my ankles) 10.)fan blades 11.)MSR 12.)forever 13.)outro(...cr) *billyhill rap* *reflections*
Archlight Is A Fake
Well ladies I am here to let you know that Archlight ( David ) is a fake and does NOT live in Michigan. He lives in upstate NY and I lived with him for 4 months, he is a freeloader he is a pathetic liar about what he states he owns he has  NOTHING he moved here to NY with just his clothes, has warrents in Cali. dont know what for. he is a scammer so look out ladies I hope your not his next victim
Archery
I have a question for anyone that knows anything about archery. I have been searching online ALL week for this answer and got no help, so I am asking any of you that may know. I have a dual cam compound bow that I shoot and have it marked at a 55-60lb draw with 80% let off. I bought some arrows that are size 400 rather than 500 that I normally shoot. Is it possible to use a 125 grain broadhead and still get the 330fps without dropping off at the end of the flight or do I need to go get 100grain? I'd really hate to have to buy new broadheads so if you know, or find the answer online for me, you'd be greatly appreciated by me!! Thanks again!
Arch Angel A*k*a (priest)
I've ben playing fumafia for sometime now and just reached lvl22 its pretty cool but could be worked on alittle. It always sucks when you have people hatten on ya and what not because your better than them, thats Y they place hits out on ya. Go to hell to all them hatta's who hat on me, for I am coming with vengance and leave nothen to salvage in my destrction.
The Archives
Did you ever notice the things that went wrong..Could you see my heart screaming like a song..I knew that this would end this way..Now I just can't think of the words to say..All the signs were there..where were you..I told you its not fair..although still true..How can you stand by knowing of how i feel..Knowing that love and hope just isnt real..All the feelings I bury deep..Ripping my soul for our love to keep..Hoping that someday i shall lay to rest..No longer putting my strength to the test..I know I could never truly pull the trigger..So I stand alone as a hollow figure..Trying to forget what i know is right..Pleading on my knees to win this fight..Can you really stand there to watch me cry..Knowing that I'm screaming to say goodbye..What would you do if i were gone..Could you finally release me..Let me move on. I feel this blood trailing down my chesthoping my soul will be laid to restfighting to the end to win this wartrying to remember what this life is forthe hole in my chest
The Arc Of The Moral Universe...
I was just listening to a stirring speech by Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King that reminded me of a lesser known speech he gave to the SCLC that led to the Memphis March. it's called "Where are we now?" I hope you will stop and read it: Now, in order to answer the question, "Where do we go from here?" which is our theme, we must first honestly recognize where we are now. When the Constitution was written, a strange formula to determine taxes and representation declared that the Negro was 60 percent of a person. Today another curious formula seems to declare he is 50 percent of a person. Of the good things in life, the Negro has approximately one half those of whites. Of the bad things of life, he has twice those of whites. Thus half of all Negroes live in substandard housing. And Negroes have half the income of whites. When we view the negative experiences of life, the Negro has a double share. There are twice as many unemployed. The rate of infant mortality among Negroes is double that
Arctic Zone
BASIC PRINCIPLES OF COLD WEATHER SURVIVAL It is more difficult for you to satisfy your basic water, food, and shelter needs in a cold environment than in a warm environment. Even if you have the basic requirements, you must also have adequate protective clothing and the will to survive. The will to survive is as important as the basic needs. There have been incidents when trained and well-equipped individuals have not survived cold weather situations because they lacked the will to live. Conversely, this will has sustained individuals less well-trained and equipped. There are many different items of cold weather equipment and clothing issued by the U.S. Army today. Specialized units may have access to newer, lightweight gear such as polypropylene underwear, GORE-TEX outerwear and boots, and other special equipment. Remember, however, the older gear will keep you warm as long as you apply a few cold weather principles. If the newer types of clothing are available, use them. If no
Arctic Dreams
How is one to live a moral and compassionate existence when one is fully aware of the blood, the horror inherent in life, when one finds darkness not only in one's culture but within oneself? If there is a stage at which an individual life becomes truly adult, it must be when one grasps the irony in its unfolding and accepts responsibility for a life lived in the midst of such paradox. One must live in the middle of contradiction, because if all contradiction were eliminated at once life would collapse. There are simply no answers to some of the great pressing questions. You continue to live them out, making your life a worthy expression of leaning into the light.
Arden @ Southern-gents.com
You can see me and all of my nude freakishness at Southern-gents.com/Arden. This is undoubtedly the best site I have ever worked for. Stop by and see me. Hello to all. I remember when I was a kid, I remember my male friends and I always talking about how cool it would be to do porn for a living. For years now, I have had my hand in the porn biz. As a manager, editor, agent, and lately as a model myself. And now I can tell my friends, it's not as easy as you think. Men in porn seldom receive the money or notoriety that women do for the same work. While I don't find this as fair, I do understand the reasons behind it. Using myself as an example, I do male porn which caters mainly to gay, bi, or bi curious men. I do not do ( as in participate in ) gay porn, but as a male model I never say never. I have rather big 9 inch cock, and I know how to use it fairly well, I do foot fetish, bath / shower fetish, plastic wrap, wax fetish pics and videos; and that's just
Are
!!!!!♥Naughty by Nature♥!!!! !!!!!♥Naughty by Nature♥!!!! So Letz Go ♥ Her Up!! Rate,Fan,Add,BLING THE HELL OUTTA Her HardCore Fu Style!!!she is ORACLE bound AND... Naughty by Nature has a HH on Sat. at 1 Fu-Time~~Here's the best part there will be auto-11's running for this SATURDAY during HH!! AND FU-BUCKS for RATES! These are her "Get It Done" rates for anytime when the auto-11's are activated: $10k for each 100 actual 10's and $100k for each ACTUAL 100 11s...PLUS $200k BIG BONUS for rating ALL Pics! (except any marked ineligible! like NSFW!) BIG-TIME MONEY and LOTS of pics to rate...so simple as that.....but you must private message ME-Not her (DJ Baby Boy-link on Bully or also her #1 family--helping her out due to her illness) with the TOTAL of how many you rated and of what --ACTUAL 10's or 11's --not what they changed to--an 11.... but actual rating!! If you don't message dj baby boy , then he will have no ch
Are Any Real Friend
My Friend We all need someone To talk to in our life, A friend to whom we run In times of stress or strife A friend who's always there Throughout the years, A friend we know will care And take away our fears. A friend who's always near, Waiting for our call, To wipe away our tears, And lift us when we fall. A loving friend indeed, On whom we can depend To fulfill our every need - Thank you, precious friend any one tell what this poem mean to them? it what friend mean to u Crossroads A crossroad in life, A time for change; Of mind, body, and emotions. Change for you, change for me, Change for all the things I will be. At one corner, there stands a child; This child, nurtured from the world, finds that there was always something holding it back; A barrier to life, a barrier to truth, a barrier to overcome. As an eagle struggling to break it's bonds, the child breaks free and ru
Area 51
Now available at Area 51 in Harker Heights. Set up your appointment with one or all of our house doms. BDSM Head training CBT sensory play spankings medical play Due to legalities there is no water sports, fecal play, or penatration. Sorry... no enemas! Prices based on number of doms, time length and experience requested. Parties, one on one, ect... Waivers required. whips and kisses~ Mistress Laura
-area 51- Lounge Support
Ok, so your having problems at area 51? Below i will show you all you need to know to get involved in -Area 51-'s Chat: First the most frequently asked question..."How do I change my name" actually it usually doesnt come in that form it's usually something like "Whys my name bumpkincuddles" or something like that. The reason for this is your assigned a default name when you join...It's up to you to change it or keep it. So on with the instructions! So you have just joined the lounge and your name is ...lets say....Cuddlemuffin...(sorry for ya). Click on your name... In the following example i click my own name "**DJ** Faizon Once you have clicked on your name you will get this screen: This is where you can easily edit your name by clicking in the name field and deleting whats already there. After deleting add your new name and click ok. Ok so you have added your name and now you want to add a picture....this is a little more complex then changing your name. However it is s
Are All Men The Same???
I don't know if I have bad luck or men are all the same. All I ever wanted was to find that man that would love me unconditionally, support my hopes and dreams, and treat me as a queen. And now I don't mean spending all kinds of money on me or anything like that, just show me that he cares. Leave little notes every once in awhile. Surprise me and take me somewhere, even if it is just for a drive or a walk. I feel that I can't even find men that share the same interests as I do, which is strange, because I am far from a girly girl. I want someone that I can high five after the Mets beat the Yankees. I want someone who will watch the Superbowl with me for the game and not the commercials. I want someone who will be proud that I am raising my children and still able to go to school and maintain a 4.0. I want someone I can be silly with and laugh for no reason. I wonder if I will ever know the answer to this question.
Area Code
We actually received a call last week from the 809 area code. The woman said "Hey, this is Karen. Sorry I missed you--get back to us quickly. I Have something important to tell you." Then she repeated a phone number beg inning with 809 . "We didn't respond". Then this week, we received the following e-mail: Subject: DONT DIAL AREA CODE 809 , 284 AND 876 THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION PROVIDED TO US BY AT&T . DON'T DIAL AREA CODE 809 < BR> This one is being distributed all over the US This is pretty scary, especially given the way they try to get you to call. Be sure you read this and pass it on. They get you to call by telling you that it is information about a family member who has been ill or to tell you someone has-been arrested, died, or to let you know you have won a wonderful prize, etc. In each case, you are told to call the 809 number right away. Since there are so many new area codes these days, people unknowingly return these calls. If you ca
Area-51 Comments
"a Reason, A Season, Or A Lifetime...
People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you figure out which it is, you know exactly what to do. When someone is in your life for a "REASON", it is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly... They have come to assist you thru a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up or out and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled; Their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and it is time to move on. When people come into your life for a "SEASON", it is because your turn has c
Are Any Left?
Area 4:20
A very special section of Plaid Mafia has just been created for proud stoners, by a proud stoner... but u dont have to be a stoner to join, just spunky??   nothing big, u can sport the AREA_4:20 tag along wit your Plaid Mafia tag if youd like, but no requirements ofcourse... basically for fun! brought to you by your hommie Nuggz, proud sporter of AREA_4:20!      ENJOY!                              dont forget to stop buy Nuggz page and say hi -NUGGZULLA, the one and only....     nuggz link http://fubar.com/user/2262824
Area 51 Experiment
to get on cam, go to "www.ustream.com" cam1 user= area_51_radio cam1 pw= area51cam   cam2 user=area_51_radio2 cam2 pw= area51cam2   click broadcast in the upper right hand corner of your screen once logged in, and youll see the adobe window open up, and click allow, and once you see yourself in the video window, click start bradcast and announce you are showing your dirty ass house in Area 51 lounge Hello all, It's Sunday and I feel like jammin the classics... yanno, the stuff with nostalgia..anyway, Im streaming some classic rock, oldies, punk covers and whatever else today in Area 51. Also I will be on in SER for the 7 to 10 slot..thats EST..be there or be square!   as you were 
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Area Code Maps, And Cities Within 503 Area Code
There are various methods that you could search for to see a little more about every phone number, but maybe you do not have to do nearly as much as you feel. You should only need to have a essential understanding of where from a phone number happens to come to find out whether you realize the individual or maybe if you need to pick-up your phone when that phone number calls. You will notice what you might discover over the area code associated with a phone number. Once you get a phone call coming from area code 503, you can discover a specific thing regarding the mystery caller.Among the initial issues you will discover concerning the 503 area code is that it services simply a little regional region in the northwestern section of Oregon, along with Portland. It's actually a coast section of the state, which should really reveal it's actually a really inhabited region. You may have a broad area, however you will discover far more from the remainder of the contact number. The area code
Are Computers Men Or Women?
Are Computers Men or Women? A language teacher was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. "House" in French, is feminine -"la maison," "Pencil" in French, is masculine "le crayon." One puzzled student asked, "What gender is computer?" The teacher did not know, and the word was not in her French dictionary. So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately enough, by gender and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation. The men's group decided that computer should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because No one but their creator understands their internal logic The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for poss
Aredhel's Ramblings
As if I really needed another blog. I can't seem to keep up the ones I already have. But, blogging is addicting as are a lot of cool internet sites....including this one. So, here I am with another blog. Maybe I'll even keep this one up....for a while!
Are Fucking Kidding Me!
LOL..my first and probably only happy hour and it appears that I have a jealous bitch among my so called friends. Be it male of female..LOL You know who you are loser, so please remove yourself from my list. I just want to have fun and not only is this loser going through my pics and flagging them, but also my stash as well. Too bad you have no life. LMAO Giggling still for you cause its so pathetic! To everyone else...LOVE ALWAYS!! HUGS AND KISSES!!
Are Friends Forever
i thought i lost a dear friend in majestic only to be reborned in another friend here in fubar we chat alot and i visit her alot and give her 11s.she means the world to me.
Are Guys Really That Dumb?
I met this guy off here, I really liked him. I tried to see him more, but I was apparently like a f friend...so now he wants to see me now, It's been since March, and now he's tryin to tell me he isn't a player. If that's so, then why are your nudes up for everyone to see? Do u think I'm that stupid? NEXT
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Are Men Endangered
too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... because it's our fault, guys I mean. They make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, flat stomach, huge boobs, round booty, long legs, big lips, and on top of all that, they have to dress like a whore, and be onE as well... nobody can measure up to that... and its not fair... because nobody should have to. The little imperfections are what make people special. If everyone was perfect the world would be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting. So guys, stop making girls have to live up to your...our... deluded fantasy visions of perfection. Stop acting like boys and start being men... realize that women don't exist to fufill our sexual desires. Stop talking to them solely to get with them, be nice to them because you want to be their friend, not because you want to hook up with them. Say nice things about them not to flatter them in hopes that you'll get some, b
Are Men Really Dogs?
Ahhh...well I'm sure this one will start an argument but I gotta put it on record! OK! What is the deal with these 2000 ladies! (in general if this doesn't apply then obviously I am not referring to you) It is no secret that every a man wants a wants a woman like his mom. Now, no woman will replace mom but sheesh...come close! This is what I am talking about. ME i am a neat freak well not really but I am very organised. Everything has its place. Now I live with a woman, she is the mother of my daughter, she is a model, she's fun and firey and all that...cool...Sounds perfect this is where the problem comes into play. She is a procrastonator and not very neat. I am the type of person who will use one cup all day. To me, there is no reason to get a new glass every time I'm thirsty. I have a huge set of dishes and I might actually use 10% of them. If I eat something, I take it straight to the kitchen when I'm done and wash it out and bam..kitchen is clean. Now you might argue tha
Arent Children Cute?
Arent These Guys The Greatest Band Ever!!
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Aren't You Tired?
Aren't you tired of the games being played on here and in life? I mean how many ways, how many times must someone tell you how they feel in order for one to realize? How many ways can someone show you their friendship? How many languages must I love you be said for one to understand? Aren't we all adults on here? So why do many 30-something year olds act like this is high school? What is the deal? Aren't you tired of it? When are you going to open your eyes and follow your morals and your heart and know a true friendship when you see one?
The Arena Metal Battle
Are People Really Stupid?
Are Plant Based Give Up Smoking Capsules Efficient?
In the following paragraphs I am going to speak about plant based quit smoking capsule. When you have tried out quit smoking before, you are able to see the amount of impossibility of preventing back the particular actual physical withdrawal signs. Essentially the most clear will be the cravings to get a smoke that are most powerful inside the very first 7 days (the actual optimum is often round the 3 rd day). Nevertheless in addition to the particular desires, many people additionally encounter a variety of severe headaches, feeling sick, a sore throat, sleep loss, breathing problems, being easily annoyed, despression symptoms, as well as nervousness. For most of us, these signs or symptoms are way too much to manage which is why very few folks are capable of quitting smoking cigarettes every year.Should you be thinking of employing organic give up smoking capsules, its possibly the most suitable choice you can look at. One explanation happens because it does not incorporate pure nico
Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards For Skanks?
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Are These Writings Mine?
Hell yes they are mine and if you see anyone claiming as there own call them liars lol These writings you are more than welcome to use to give to loved ones or just share. Emotions dont cost a penny. Although water is a good commodity maybe I should cash in hehe. These are for the people so you can feel more comfortable talking about your life. It is okay! I am not afraid to step over boundaries and in some of my writings I talk about rape, cutting, love. I dont care what it is if more people talked i bet we could have better communication. I have 2 domain names www.emotionwriter.com and www.truelovelive.com. I have plans for both but always up for ideas so help me out here hehehe. Plus im looking into trademarking hehehe since i think i use it more than anyone I know. Chronykle James Morrow
Are They Done Talking Shit Yet?
Are There Any Real Women Out There!!!
ARE THERE ANY REAL WOMEN OUT THERE! WHO'S NOT IN TO GAMES, AND KNOWS HOW TO TREAT A GUY THE WAY HE'S NEEDS TO BE TREATED? IF SO (IM) ME BACK OR WRITE ME BACK AND TELL ME?. I'M SEEING IF THERE'S ANY REAL WOMEN THAT KNOW'S HOW TO TREAT A MAN AND LOVE THAT MAN WITH OUT USEING HIM!. NOT ALL GUYS WANT SEX OR MONEY? OR DO THEY HIT THERE WOMEN?. WHAT A GUY WANT'S AND NEED'S IS SOMEONE WHO'S THERE FOR THEM WHEN THEY NEED YOU, SOMEONE WHO LOVE'S THEM AND TRUST THEM, AND ALWAYS BY YOUR SIDE. I CAN GO ON ABOUT WHAT A REAL MAN WANT'S? BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M ASKING AT THIS TIME!, I'M LOOKING FOR THOSE'S REAL WOMEN WHO CAN TELL ME WHAT IT TAKE'S TO LOVE AND RESPECT THAT REAL MAN?? NO GAMES HERE. SO IF YOU THINK YOU ARE THAT REAL WOMAN HIT ME BACK AND TELL ME YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKE'S TO LOVE AND RESPECT THAT MAN... YOUR'S TRUELY!!! SXYGUY4U77
Aretha Frankline- Think ! From The Blues Bothers' Movie!
~ Are These People Stupid? Crazy Or What? ~
Unbelievable Snowboard Run He watch this old rally race for the 70's notice nobody has on any helmets,, fire suits nothing, sunday best clothes lol @ 57 sec watch the guy on the bike lose it in the dirt, back on the road then back into the dirt again lol @ 1:50 watch the VW and when it spins it throws the guy outta the door, so much for seat belts lol @ 3:27 watch the IDOT in the VW convertible with passengers in the car race in and almost losing it lol First of LOOK at how steep that is? Oh and i just can't believe what happened. Talk about LUCKY?
Are There Angels Among Us ?
Are there angels among us ? Some say there are angels among us. What do you see? Do they talk with thee? Do they walk side by side along with you? If only we knew. Do you take it all for granted ? Going through life with your feet still planted. Taking it safe, Smelling one rose at a time. As though living life was some kind of crime. I do believe ! That if there were angels among us; They would want you to act like it just was. Just to live ! Just to be! Just to give ! Just to see! To act , Like you only had the rest of the day. To Live as you if were free . Then I am sure they will stay. As a gift for you and me. Amen Sapphire Jewel aka Valarie A Laboy © November 10, 2007
Are There Any Other Kurt Busch Fans Out There???
Kurt Busch is not the bad guy.. Just because he helped Ryan Newman win the Daytona 500 and beat that bum Tony Stewart and his sell out Toyota.... I would like to know what everybody else thinks about the situation with the toyotas in Nascar. This is an american sport and should be kept american. Its my belief that imports should not be allowed in the sport.
Are They Stupid Or Do They Try At It???
why is it someone can be upset for the content in a private file marked nsfw? also how can folks be upset when on there own page are the same type pics........ a little hippicridical
Are There Any Angels Out There?!
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE...HIT ME - HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD, AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM.LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS....ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS...REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S ~Butterflybaby Is A Precious Love~ Fu Angel ~ })i({ HER ? WORLD })i({ ® ~Ms Taz™~Co-Founder Omega Bombers~*~Fu-Angel*~{CLUB UNITED}{SHADOW LEVELER}~R/L LDL to King Domino~ Karena2001~~@~~Secretary Omega Bombers~~@~~Greeter@Hip Hopz~~@ LM~HeadGreeter@ Howl At The Moon Saloon~FuAngel~FU Owned By~DJ~ lonewolfjohn CHIP~STRIKER'S SWEETY~HEAD PROMOTER FOR CRAZY'S SANITARIUM!!! ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ?
Are The Smartest People Really In Washington Not!!!
When John McCain selected Governor Sarah Palin, as his running mate, the Democrats and their far-left constituency let out a primal scream that could be heard from sea to shining sea. How dare he choose someone that they and their pals in the media had not had a chance to vet (i.e. libel, slander, and otherwise and otherwise eviscerate). Ah, but it was not too late. These seekers of “a new kind of politics” poured torrents of malicious abuse upon her and her family. Plane loads of scandal mongers, lawyers and other truth seekers became more numerous in Alaska than the polar bear, as they rallied local Democrats and disgruntled Republicans to their cause. Here was a woman who chose to have children and a career. Aging Washington socialites weighed in with newly discovered sensitivity for mothers with careers outside the home. Here was a woman who became upset because her ex-brother-in-law had tasered her nephew and threatened her father. The Democrats and their friends had to save t
Are They Going To Ban Every Station?
Barbara West asks hardball questions of Obama and they did NOT like it!! They no longer will do interviews with this reporter or her station in Florida!! Already they are trying to suppress Freedom of Speech!! Chilling...be afraid...very afraid... WOW...I guess no one can ask Biden any real questions..He just wanted to talk about the Phillies and the VP debate. And just a few days ago he Banned a Florida station. SO is that what is it is going to be like if Obama and Biden win? We get banned if we ask something important?
Are There Any Worthwhil Woman
are there any decent respectable woman in the world anymore? trying to find a woman worth sharing my life with is like looking for a needle in a hay stack. i have been single now for over a year and yes it is my own fault but rightfully so, im not one of those desperate idiots that will just fall for the first girl that shows me some sort of attention. i am tired of searching and only finding woman that are superficial, they need you to be wealthy or they need for you to dress a certain way to be into a certain lifestyle. also seems that the ones i find that arent like that are headcases or they are drugies, the trash that nobody else wants. im not looking for a woman that is drop dead beautiful or is just eye candy with nothing else to offer, im not superficial like that. i simply seek someone that is smart, funny, caring and trust worthy, someone that is sane. it seems like no matter where i look its as if that breed of woman is simply a myth.
Are There Words That Can Describe Such Beauty?
Are These Funny?
A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?" The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some things you just can't explain." "So what happened that's so horrible?" the man asked as he sat down next to the farmer. "Well," the farmer said, "today I was sitting by my cow, milking her. Just as I got the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket." "Okay," said the man, "but that's not so bad." "Some things you just can't explain," the farmer replied. "So what happened then?" the man asked. The farmer said, "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left." "And then?" "Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket." The man laughed and said, "Again?" The farmer replied, "Some things you just can't explain." "So, what did you do then?" th
Are U Human??
Are U Spoiled
Well I finally got the promotion I've been up for.It only took them 4 months to decide they better give me the job because there was no one else that knew how to do it. So now I have the title for a job I've been doing for months....and I'm still over work and under paid.....oh well story of my life....lol You Are 0% Spoiled You are definitely not spoiled. You've worked hard for what you have. Down to earth and grounded, you don't need a lot to make you happy.Are You Spoiled?
Are U A Nascar Fan
IM SURE WE ALL HAVE CRUSHES OR ARE THEY FANTISY, WHAT DO ABOUT THEM DO WE ACT UPON OUR IMPLUSE, DO WE SECERTLY FANITSIZE ABOUT WHAT WE'D LIKE TO DO WITH THE OTHER PERSON, DO WE FIND THE NEAREST PERSON TO FULLFIL THEIR SHOSES.. WE WONDER WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO TAKE THE OTHER PERSON TIGHT INTO OUR ARMS AND CURESSES THEIR BODY UPON OURS, TO FILL THEIR LIPS UPON OURS.. THEIR ARM RAPPED AROUND US BUT DO WE ACT OR DO WE FANTISIZ THAT IS THE QUESTION. GIVEN THE CHANCE FOR ME I THINK I WOULD ACT WHAT WOULD YOU DO ? This could be used as rules for men eliminate lots of prblems lol just jokin Edit Jun 8, 2007, 1:24 pm 9 WORDS WOMEN USE 1. FINE: This is the word to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up . 2.FIVE MINTUES: if she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. five mintues is only if you have just been given five minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.. 3.NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. this means something, and y
Are U A True Texan??
U R A Texan If: 1. You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Burnet, Boerne, Nacogdoches , Mexia, Waco, Amarillo , and Waxahachie. 2. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel. 3. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. 4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade. 5. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks. 6. You measure distance in minutes. 7. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean. 8. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit 9. You know cow-pies are not made of beef. 10. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date. 11. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store. 12. Yo
Are U Normal
Here's something that you may enjoy: Have you ever wondered if your mind is normal or different?? Well, do this little mind exercise and find out at the end!! Free will or synaptic wiring? You be the judge. Check out the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. There's no trick or surprise. Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can. Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them...really. Now, scroll down (but not too fast,you might miss something)........ What's this 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Now repeat saying the number 6 to yourself as fast as you can for 15 seconds. Then scroll down. QUICK!!! THINK OF A VEGETABLE! You're thinking of carrot, right? If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with carrot when given this exercise.
Are U Being True To Urself?
Ok,this may piss off some people and who cares!! The "stupidity" I'm speaking of isn't really "stupidity I guess.It may just be a lack of learning or just knowing what you were tought. I'm so tierd of people thinking that just because your from the south or live in the south you must be a "race hater","predjidice","dumba--",back wood redneck...These same people think that just because someone is waveing a confederate flag that they hate all people. Let me be plain here. I LOVE my southern roots,and am proud to have had members of my family in the past fight on the confederate side of the war. Also I'm just as proud of the men and women who are over in other countries fighting for thier country.In fact my oldest step-son just got from Iraq last year.Any way.... Also..While I'm on the subject of the war for southern independace."civil war" If you believe that it was ALL over and was started because of "slavery" then you are 100% WRONG!!!! But that will be for another blog later.
Are U Hawt?
Wanna know how hott you are??? You're OK-----teddy bear You're CUTE----red rose I'd Do Ya!!----any spicy gift You're SEXY----dozen roses Let's Be Friends----kitten Wanna get Married??---any big pimpin' gift Repost this and see how many gifts you get!!!
Are U A Fa N Yet?
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Are U Cool??? Add ,me Well See
Are U Being Played?
Are U Shaved Or Have A Bush?
was just curious, takin a poll if u are shaved or have a bush??
Are U A Part O It
Are U Desperate?
WTF?? Y do I keep running into lame ppl? If I went to ur page and rated u a 10 and checked you out... does not mean ur the shit... im being nice. And just showing sum luv. Dont come hitting me up asking me to fan you?! lmao thats some desperate ass shit right there.... GET A LIFE. So dont get all mad when I tell you no. And then like every other lame fucker on here... block me cuz you dont want to hear what I got to say... lmfao ( I dont care if fanning ppl is part of fubar!... I dont have too u ass wipe if I dont feel like it) this is for that lame ass dude with the screen name "THE BOSS"  you aint shit lmao
Are U Here On Fubar For Fun Or For Sex?
??are U The Devil??
Before you I had plans, Before you I knew what my future held. Before you I had made a promise to myself to make it But when you came in to my life…phewwww!!! But when you came into my life…Ohhhhhhh!!! But when you came into my life…Mmmhmm!!! Words cannot express what you did. I began planning my life with you as the muse. I began planning my life with you as the centerpiece. I began planning my life with you and me being synonymous. My life became our life, My dreams became our dreams, My goal became our goals. You made a vow to me You made a vow of unconditional love You made a vow to take care of my heart, But what happened, where are you? You went away just like you came into my life. Where is the year of assurance, of your love? Was this a game? Was this a challenge that you succeeded in? Are you the devil??? Now am alone, left to pick up the pieces, Now am alone, how can I get my ideas back to be one instead of two. Now am alone, should I celebrate? You made
Are U 2 Sexy For Fu??
HAVE U BEEN FLAGGED NSFW WHEN YOUR PICS ARE NOT EVEN THAT REVEALING?? MAYBE IT IS BECAUSE WE ARE JUST TO SEXY FOR FU!! LOOKING FOR MEMBERS TO JOIN.......LETS HAVE SOME FUN !! LOOK FOR THE MEMBERS STASH AND FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS 2FKNSXY4 FU@ fubar
Are U Having Fun..there Are Changes Coming About In America Most Of U.. Do Not Accept Simple Changes..
simple changes.. that will affect your lives forever.. get your head out of the sand .. wake up people.. last chance.. or for ever be indebted in slavery..
Are Vampires Real?
Do you think vampires live amoung us?
Are We The Minority
Violent struggles Sensless murders Unfortunate mishaps Fall through our strong girders Shall we overcome How much more can we take Infringing upon our souls taking over our fate Do we dare to proceed It is all but to late Will we ever be freed Has it been in our trait I have no choice but to try I am only but one Being somewhat to wry Having all but no fun I can't do it alone But if we come together We can now for a union And abort this tiring weather. Copyright ©2006VFC DISCLAIMER: Copyright infrigement is a serious crime- do not take my poem for your page without asking. As I stand here in silence With disgust on my face How could I be so stupid As to let you keep your place When i walked in that room And saw what I saw You holding her, put a knife through my heart. Have I not been enough,was I so insufficient Did you need to find others----to make you feel sufficient Being dishonest and full of deceit You are no kind of man You are nothing
Are We Friends?
it is so hard for a guy to go up levels on this site. i have about 150 friends that i dont evan talk to. i rate atleast 5-10 photos and fan every friend. everyone says they will return the favor if u fan rate and friend them, but all i get is a friend accept and never any ratings. its not fair. this clip is so how it is and im getting kinda tierd of it.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PSkBXMaOJg cut and paste to your browser, its funny!! YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU I want to know 26 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. You're on my list, so let me know who I am friends with. JUST COPY & PASTE INTO A MESSAGE TO SEND DIRECTLY TO ME. REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. (male/female answer accordingly) 1. Can you cook? 2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator? 3. What talent do you wish you had? 4. Favorite place? 5. Favorite veget
Are We All So Different? Religions
Buddhism - Hurt not others in ways that you yourself would find hurtful. --Udana-Varga 5, 1 Christianity - All things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye so to them; for this is the law and the prophets. -- Matthew 7:1 (not my favorite translation) Don't pick on people, jump on their failures, criticize their faults-- unless, of course, you want the same treatment. -- Matthew 7:1 (better translation) Confucianism - Do not do to others what you would not like yourself. Then there will be no resentment against you, either in the family or in the state. --Analects 12:2 Hinduism - This is the sum of duty; do naught onto others what you would not have them do unto you. --Mahabharata 5,1517 Islam - No one of you is a believer until he desires for his brother that which he desires for himself. --Sunnah Judaism - What is hateful to you, do not do to your fellowman. This is the entire Law; all the rest is commentary. --Talmud, Shabbat 3id Taoism - Regard
Are Women Evil ?????
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife" The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the
Are We Letting Our Children Grow Up Too Fast?
Are We Letting Our Children Grow Up Too Fast? I saw something very disturbing the other day, which brings me to my blog today. My family and I were standing in the checkout lane at Wal-Mart and standing in front of us was a mother and her daughter. The mother was around my age and the daughter could not have been over the age of 9. I was watching the mother and daughter talk back and forth and thought of myself and my daughter talking pretty much the same way…just normal stuff like clothes and nail polish…you know girl stuff. Well, as I was watching the two banter back and forth I looked at the girls shirt because I though that it was a pretty shade of pink…. well to my amazement the words “PORN STAR” was on the front of this little girls shirt. The mother sees me reading her shirt and also sees me raise my eyebrows. The mother starts talking to me saying, “Kids nowadays wear the most outrageous clothes. When I take her shopping she won’t even let me pick out her clothes. I use
Are We That Different?
I may look a little different from you and your friends, at first this difference may be obvious even shocking. Once you get to know me what I look like on the outside will go away until one day like me you are reminded by someone else I look different. someone saying in passing whats wrong with her. I get to the point I dont even notice these people anymore or hear their comments. Its a real shame that in my 33 years I have become use to this; that it has happened so often I dont even think twice about it. Those who know me know I am a caring, compassionate, easy going person who just wants to be seen as everyone else.. just as I see myself, just as family and those few friends who have seen past what they might not understand see me. Its frustrating as hell being in my shoes sometimes, all I ask is if you have questions ask, if you have a preconcieved notion of who I am based soley on what I look like talk to me, give me a chance to prove you wrong. I would much rather be c
Are We Adults?
Are We Really That Different?
This is a poem that I had written. It is about segregation and a inter - racial relationship. Are we really that different? What makes us so different that we have separate homes? So what are skin isn't the same color. So what we come from a different background. Prick your finger is your blood red? Did you come from your mother who brought you into this world? Don't we walk the same street? Why is it that you can't see the similarity? Why can't the world see, see that we are the same? I love a man that doesn't have the same color of my skin and I am sinning? I fear for my children, I am not sinning but my children will have to pay for my love, why? He loves me and I love him. But why can't anyone accept that? Our boy got beaten up today at school, because of my husband and I. Did the boys who didn't this get punished? No. In fact they were rewarded. Are we different? No. We can't go somewhere without people staring and taking pictures. I cry not for me
Are We Asking For Too Much?
If a someone wants you, nothing can keep them away. If they don't want you, nothing can make them stay. Stop making excuses for a other's and THEIR behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be. SLOWER is better. Never live your life for someone else before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because they would not treating you as you deserve then HELL NO, you can't "be friends". A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. DON'T SETTLE. If you feel like you're being strung along, then YOU PROBABLY ARE. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is YOU. Avoid ANYONE whO has got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women/men. If they didn't marry the other parent wh
Are We Really This Dumb?
1. Only in America ...... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America ...... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America ...... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America ...... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America ...... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America ...... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America ...... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America ...... do we buy hot dogs in pa
Are We Really As Equal As We Should Be?
ARE WE REALLY AS EQUAL AS WE SHOULD BE? All humans are born equal. It doesn't matter who your parents are, what race you are, what gender you are, or what afflictions you are born with. In fact, we are all born with some affliction or another. Some are just more obvious and visible than others. No one is perfect--perfectly imperfect, maybe; but no one is ever one hundred percent perfect. We are all born needing food, water, love, support, and stimulation. Even though we like to think we all have certain human rights, we really dont. Human rights are a set of rules--guidelines, so to speak--which were made up in order to protect people from each other. Ever notice that human rights seem to differ from region to region? Thats right. The set of rules vary by area. Such human rights as freedom of speech, right to abortion, right to choose religion, sexual orientation practices, are different all over the world. In reality, eqaulity is not automatically given. It is
Are We Having Fun Yet?
Some favorite jokes/observations, attributed where possible: "I think animal testing is a terrible idea. They get all nervous and give the wrong answers." -- A Bit of Fry and Laurie (yes, Hugh Laurie, from "House") ********** "Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world." -- Dave Barry ********** "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. -- A. Whitney Brown ********** Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom: No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats ... approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less. ********** 668: The Neighbor of the Beast ********** "Time's fun when you're having flies." -- Kermit T. Frogg ********** "When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and asked, "Yes, but i
Are We Cute??
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Are We Done
Friday, August 17, 2007 Are We Done?? Current mood: confused Category: Romance and Relationships you have got to be kidding me why do you still do this im not even yours anymore we ended a while ago and your still stressin me common man get over it i cant go on like this i have a life too you failed to see that all these past years well i allowed you to not see that i suppose im an enabler i allowed you to think i was on lock and technically i was no time with the girls no time to myself alone no time to just do me when i went to get my nails done you were there when i went to the supermarket you were waiting in the car and if God forbid i didnt move fast enough you came in looking for me when i was on the computer holy crap....5 computers later, i have to hide this one dang man im not even yours anymore and i still cant breathe i pity the day you meet my new man i pity it for both of you or when the kids tell you all about him and great he treats m
Are We Teaching Bad Habits
Are We Losing America A Piece At A Time?
Are we losing America a piece at a time??? Every now and then I see something that bothers me as a person and as an American. There have been numerous occasions over my life span where I just couldn’t remain silent. This is just one of them. Recently I read about a restaurant in Philadelphia where the city council ordered the owner to remove a sign that read "Only English spoken here". He doesn’t have the right to put a sign like that up on his property, or does he? I really do not know any more what rights will be left to us. Maybe the owner knows only English. Do we have to learn every spoken and written language in the world to accommodate every one in the world just so we don’t offend anyone? What do you think? Here is what I feel. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I respect every ones rights and I think we should respect the sanctity of a nation. I believe very stron
Are White Women Prefudice?
I was just in a chat with a womant that i thought was cool. Instead of coolness I was accused of racism beacuse she had been married twice, and me never married, and now she prefers black men. I am not predjuciced my life was saved by a black man twice. So I give credit where credit is due but white men deserve to have the american dream too.
Are We Sure?
So many,I have witnessed being unsure, how exactly Halloween started. It all started with a MUMM. Now I'm calling and finding that some of my friends never really knew why Halloween began. This saddens me to no end. So, I looked it up and found this: Halloween, or Hallowe’en, is a holiday celebrated on the night of October 31. Halloween activities include trick-or-treating, ghost tours, bonfires, costume parties, visiting "haunted houses", carving Jack-o'-lanterns, reading scary stories and watching horror movies. Irish immigrants carried versions of the tradition to North America in the nineteenth century. Other western countries embraced the holiday in the late twentieth century. Halloween is celebrated in several countries of the Western world, most commonly in Ireland (where it originated), the United States, Canada, Puerto Rico, the United Kingdom, New Zealand, and occasionally in parts of Australia. Halloween has its origins in the ancient Celtic festival known as Samhain. The
Are We Really Free?
Are We All Over 18?
So twice now I have been flagged for not marking NSFW pics! And neither one had any nudity! WTF? Isnt this site 18 and up? This whole freakin site is NSFW, and if you cant handle it, get off!! There is also a block button or the lil button in your browser called the "back button"! You dont have to see shit on here! Grow up!
Are Wedding Vows And Closing Speech We Read
We picked vows from leo and piper wedding from charmed series cause for us almost never for us like them.When you know your dying from something time is too short so we decide final get married today on Valentine's Day.I hope u like the vows and closing speech. Daniel aka Darkk vows to me:Tikki,through all the tears and struggles,I always knew in my heart that we would make it here.I promise to love respect you from this point forward as your husband,as my wife,my lover,my friend, and my soulmate.All I am is yours My vows to Daniel aka Darkk:you are the best thing that has ever happen to me.I was afraid that you were too good to be true and maybe I didn't deserve somene so pure and handsome and loving as you are. Closing speech:As the gods and the old ones are our witness.They proclaim us as husband and wife...Thus we are bonded in love as one.
Are You Really A Nympho??
Nymphomania - The uncontrollable desire by a woman for sexual intercourse. (This definition was taken straight from the dictionary) MMMM...SEX, I love it!!! I always have..from the time that I was younger, when I barely even knew what sex was.. I knew that I loved the sensation of being touched. I learned at an early age what masturbation was, and of course was told that it was dirty, and sinful. So, very quitely at night, I would lay in my bed, doing the unimaginable, being dirty..such a nasty little girl. One night, I learned that there were spots on my body, that would make my temerature go up, make me sweat and breathe hard, I loooved those spots, and learned that if you touched them longer and faster and harder, it was like an explosion!! I almost couldn't contain myself. I did this for years, finding new and inventive ways to make myself cum. I learned every inch of my body, and I loved it. I loved the feeling, I wanted more and more. By this time, I knew what sex was, bu
Are You Fucking Kidding Me!!!!!
Douglas County child, 8, wants to live as a girl By Ann Schrader The Denver Post Article Last Updated: 02/08/2008 11:51:46 AM MST The parents of an 8-year-old boy who wants to live and be treated as a girl have been working with the Douglas County School District to allow their child to attend school as a girl. The child attended the unnamed school two years ago, and the family and the district have been talking since last fall about the child re-enrolling, said district spokeswoman Whei Wong. "The discussion has been how best to do it," Wong said Thursday. The goal, she said, is "to ensure the kid feels safe physically and emotionally and other kids don't feel threatened in any way." Wong said some parents have contacted school officials asking for clarification and direction. "Some parents are really concerned and freaked out about it." A concerned parent, who asked not to be identified, told 9News, "I see this as being a very difficult situation to explain to my da
Are You Gay?
Are You Romantic Or Realistic
You Are A Realistic Romantic It's easy for you to get swept away by romance... But you've done a pretty good job keeping perspective. You're still taken in by love poems and sunsets You just don't fall for every dreamy pick up line! Are You Romantic or Realistic?
Are You My Friend?
PLEASE ADD YOURSELF I WANT TO SEE HOW MANY I CAN GET ON HERE!
Are You Ready For The Weekend?
These thoughts saturate my mind Prey and infatuate my mind I don’t mean to procrastinate my time But all these beautiful women I can’t help but to think of them The footage of their every motion Stored away in my memory The leading lady in my sex film Only lords know how bad I really want to sex them When my rose finally peeks Through it’s concrete Will they stop to smell the roses? And grab me by my stem I will catch them if they fall All they have to do is Grab me my sexual limb I will lift them up And take them back down again Why do human beings have to come with baggage? Wouldn't life be easier if we could check our past at the entrance to the future? It seems that each of us have been blessed in one form or another with something that we will hold on to for a long time, maybe even forever. Why? Why do we hold on to them and create an emotional barrier that a good portion of us will never let anyone cross? What good does it do for us to keep the bad thoug
Are You Sure It's Not What You Think........
Are You Hot??
Body: If we fucked..... Body: Reply in a message and Repost so others can fill it out ;) 1. Would you be in control? 3. Would you whisper freaky shit in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you go down on me? 7. Would you give me a hickie? 8. How many rounds would we go? 9. What would you wanna do afterwards? 10. Would you take off all ur clothes for me? 11. Would you lick and bite me all over? 12. Would you like 4play or get straight to the point? 13. Would you take ur time if I told you to? 14. Would u fall asleep when we were done? 15. Would u want to go fast or slow? 16. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 17. Would u be loud or quiet? 18. Do u think u could make me have an orgasm? 19. Are u gonna re-post these so I can answer them for you 20. WOULD U FUCK TODAY? REPOST AS "IF WE HAD SEX?...... Its all in the name of fun...
Are You Really There?????????????????
I have come to realize I am not the only one who has a prob with this! What do I have a problem with you ask??? Well how many times have you thougt a friend was here on LC when they Really aren't?? TOO damn many. That little dayglo cherry that is supposed to show when you are online, is a lyin little SOB! I have been on the phone with LC friends when they are in the car driving somewhere, and their little LC dayglo cherry says they are online, and I KNOW they are not. I hate that shit! I know there are gonna be probs with this (or any site) but I hope they can fix this!
Are You Right-brian Or Left - Brian In Love??
Are You Bipolar???
You Are 100% Bipolar You have some serious ups and downs, maybe to the point of endangering your own life. Consult a doctor to see if you may truly have bipolar disorder. Are You Bipolar?
Are You Evil
You Are 8% Evil You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm. Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want! How Evil Are You?
Are You Out There?
You walk outside one spring nite. The air is cool, the sky is filled with a million of stars, and all is quiet around you. You look up into the sky and see the stars. Little ones, big ones, dull ones, and bright ones all unique in there own way. The wind kicks up and sends a chill up your spin. At that very moment you know that that someone special who you have in your heart is thinking about you. Maybe he is looking up at the same stars as you right now. You close your eyes and start to dream that he is standing beside you. Keeping you close and not letting go of you. You understand each other without any words being said. You know that when you are together nothing is impossile. As you stand there and you can feel nothing but the two of you. A smile comes across your face because at that moment you realize you have found your Best Friend. You open your eyes and you realize that you are all alone. No one standing beside you, no one going through the thick and thin with you, no
Are You A Slacker?
You Are 4% Slacker You are anything but a slacker. You're truly a go getter. You never let laziness get in the way of living your life - and you can't stand to see it in others. Are You a Slacker?
Are You Horny
Are You Special
lol....my friends and I thought it would be a hoot to have the "special bus" lounge.....it's located on any of our pages...come and join us for the ride of your life! lol it's just in the process of being set up, so there's nothing really much in there...lol...but at least you can chat this is just to have fun...not doing sex cam shows or anything of the sort....lol come and have a laugh or two! woooo hooo the wheels on the bus go round and round heres the link, so hop on: http://cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=4399
Are You A Freak Or A Geek
Tell me what you are and how you do what do lol are you a freak or a Geek do you like it hard and ruff or do you like it slow and soft
Are You A Sucker For Eyes And Lips, A Sucker For Younger/older Women/men
hello there welcome to my blog. Ever feel like belonging to a different generation? Think you will enjoy someone who is younger or older? This a best destination for Older Women and Younger Men, or Older men and Younger women to interact with each other. Generation gap is not a problem here, but a great merit to romantic friends and singles http://www.freewebs.com/agelesslove
Are You Ready For This!!!????
Do you beleive that sex is a taboo for some guys?? Lol this guys really exist. Some guys get mentally stuck, don't know what to do when gurlz get excited and begins to be creative. What do you think??? Could sex be off limits? Do you think Sex is a serious thing? Do you make your Fantasy already? What do you think about this>> TweakupMyspace.com
Are Ya Gonna Be My Girl !
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Are You Looking For A "good" Friend?
I had to steal this from a friend! So fucking funny! Mr. And Mrs. Allison are retired, and Mrs. Allison insists her Husband go with her to Walmart, but he gets bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Allison loves to browse. Here's a letter sent to Mrs. Allison: Dear Mrs. Allison, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a Commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban Both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our Video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Allison are Listed below. Things Mr. Bill Allison has done while his spouse was shopping in Walmart: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's Carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor lea ding to the Restrooms. 4. July 19:
Are You Normal???
***You Are 55% Normal*** While some of your behavior is quite normal... Other things you do are downright strange You've got a little of your freak going on But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself How Normal Are You? http://www.blogthings.com/hownormalareyouquiz/
Are You Golden
Are You Really A Nympho??
Are You The Ultimate Rock Music Lover?
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Are You A True Pro Wrestling Fan?
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Are You A Drama Queen?
You are a Drama Queen! Congratulations, you should win the Oscar for performance of the year! You're the type of girl who everyone knows - and loves or hates You always speak your mind, going for a some shock value if necessary Dramatic, yes - but it also almost always gets you what you want Are You a Drama Queen?
Are You Fuckable
You are 82% fuckable! Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Are You For Real?
ARE YOU FOR REAL? I'M HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS AND MAYBE MEET SOMEONE THAT WOULD LIKE TO GO OUT ON A DATE AND SEE WHERE IT LEADS. I JUST WANT TO FIND OUT HOW MANY OF THE PPL READING THIS ARE FOR REAL. I'VE RAN INTO SOME REAL PHONEY PPL AND SOME NICE ONES AS WELL, BUT SERIOUSLY MEETING SOMEONE REAL ENOUGH TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP AT ALL SEEMS LIKE AN IMPOSSABILITY. wHERE ARE ALL THE R E A L LADIES THAT MIGHT WANT A DECENT GUY..........TXJRF
Are You Ready For The Badest Bitch
it's 4:20 time am doin it without you if you ain't here with me lol.......!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are You Good Or Evil?
Are you Good or Evil? You are mostly Evil (70%), but still a bit Good (30%) 'Are You Good or Evil?'(QuizGalaxy.com)
Are You Aware.
In April 1997, there was a "gas out" conducted nationwide in protest of gas prices. Gasoline prices dropped 30 cents a gallon overnight. On May 15th 2007, all internet users are urged not go to a gas station in protest of high gas prices. Gas is now over $3.00 a gallon in most places. There are 73,000,000+ American members currently on the internet network, and the average car takes about 30 to 50 dollars to fill up. If all users did not go to the pump on the 15th, it would take $2,292,000,000. 00 (that's almost 3 BILLION) out of the oil companys pockets for just one day, so please do not go to the gas station on May15th and lets try to put a dent in the Middle Eastern oil industry for at least one day. Getting angry can sometimes be like leaping into a wonderfully responsive sports car, gunning the motor, taking off at high speed, and then discover the brakes are out of order. The word über comes from the German language. It is a cognate of both Latin super and Greek &#
Are You From Michigan?
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you live in Michigan. If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you live in Michigan. If you have worn shorts and a coat on the same day, you live in Michigan. If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you live in Michigan. Part 2 - You know you're a true MICHIGANDER when . . . You know several people who have hit a deer more than once. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings). You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them. You design your kid's Halloween costume to
Are You Fuckin' Kidding Me?
Are You A Dumb American?
You Are a Smart American You know a lot about US history, and you're opinions are probably well informed. Congratulations on bucking stereotypes. Now go show some foreigners how smart Americans can be. Are You a Dumb American?
Are You A Betty Crocker?
> A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A > FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, > > HONEY, > COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? > IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. > > HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, > FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? > DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE > "GE" WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? > I DON'T THINK SO. > > FINE, ...THEN THE WIFE ASKS, > WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT > > TO WHICH HE REPLIED, > FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? > DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE > WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? > I DON'T THINK SO > > FINE, SHE SAYS > THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS > TO THE FRONT DOOR? > THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK > > I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T > WANT TO FIX THE STEPS. > HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE > ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? > I DON'T THINK SO > I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. > I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! > > SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A > COUPLE OF HOURS............................... > > HE STARTS TO FEEL
Are You Hot Or Cool
My result for Are You Hot or Cool? (For Girls) is You are COOLYou are one cool person to be with, Laidback and easygoing; you put everyone at ease. You do not take tensions, but keep a relaxed mind and go about solving your issues. The result is, you are gaining more and more satisfaction from your life each day. Way to go!Are You Hot or Cool? (For Girls) created by QuizCat.Com - Quizzes, Surveys, Tests, Trivias
Are You A Lesbian?
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com You Are Totally a Lesbian Someone would have to be blind and deaf to miss out on the fact that you are a lesbian. You've been checking out women for so long that you've gotten it down to a science. You love tits and legs and smarts. You enjoy sex with ladies, from kissing to banging to eating them out. You hope to settle down with a woman and make a vow with her for life. You are most worked up about the lack of a legitimate gay marriage. Since men are not your thing, legal marriage is a difficult opinion. You long to live in a lesbian utopia! Are *You* a Lesbian? More Great Quizzes from The Quiz Goddess
Are You Serious??
Are we serious? i'm on Level 21 and ran out of cherries so i can't rate anymore people for the day?? this Blows
Are You High Maintenance?
I thought this was funny.. I am always looking out for these types.. but usually fail.. You are 0% High-Maintenance! You aren't high-maintenance at all. You seem to be a pretty relaxed and easygoing person, and you don't expect others to cater to your whims. 'How High-Maintenance are You?' at QuizGalaxy.com and here is another one .... http://ynr.blogthings.com/areyouhighmaintenancequiz/ http://ynr.blogthings.com/whatkindofbraareyouquiz/ http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=27955
Are You Pure Or Wild ??
Well Hello to ya'll !! Man have I missed all my friends here. Sorry if I haven't replied to mails and comments or friend requests for a while now but I went home to upstate NY to be with my youngest daughter when she had her 1st baby. And Dallas Clayton Miller was born May 29, 2007, weigghing in at 7# 5 oz. and 20½ " long. Oh what a BEATIFUL baby he is !!! But then of course he takes after his grandma, so it's only natural that he would be such a cutie-pie. Hehehe. But oh you must check out my pics of him. Well anyways, I've been gone home to NY for 3 weeks now but i'm finally back . So I promise I will get back to each and every one of you as time permits with my busied schedule now that i'm home again. and , OH, Ny is so beatiful this time of year. Really hated to come back to Kansas but gotta do what ya gotta do, right ? But anyways, IM BACK ! So send me all that LOVE ya'll been savin up for me ! Show me ya missed me ! :)) Discover Your Purity Level Find out ho
Are You A 10?
Hey guys, I am new to cherrytap and have had a lot of fun with it. I would never be rude and rate lower than a ten. I love the diversity and the diffrences in all people. However, is it rude for me to be annoyed at recieving shouts telling me to rate there profile and what to rate it. I mean I should be able to make up my own mind and to be frank I don't take being bossed around very well. What do you think?
Are You Ready?
Are You A Grinch?
You Are the Furthest Thing From Grinch You love and live for the holidays. You even love the Grinch! You're in the holiday spirit year round... because you're all about celebrating and giving. Are You a Grinch?
Are You A Child Of An 80s?
You Are 80% A Child of the 80s Not only did you experience the 80s... you are practically an expert. You should be totally stoked! Are You a Child of an 80s?
Are You Like Your Mom?
You Are Totally Like Your Mom You and your mom are practically clones. You think alike, and you even seem to read each other's minds. You're definitely you're mother's child... and that's just fine with you. Are You Like Your Mom?
Are You Ugly?
Are You Cruel Quiz
How cruel are you? I took this quiz- How cruel are you?My Result Was: You are more compassionate than cruel. Take this quiz- How cruel are you? More Myspace Quizzes on lots of topics.
Are You The One?
ARE YOU THE ONE ARE YOU GOOD FOR ME? WILL YOU CARE? WHEN I'M NOT AROUND WILL YOU WISH I WAS THERE? WILL YOU GIVE ME YOUR HEART? WILL YOU SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS WITH ME? WILL YOU BE NICER THAN THE LAST? OR WILL YOU BREAK MY HEART TOO? ARE YOU THE ONE? TTHE ONE I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR? WILL YOU MAKE ME FEEL LOVED? OR WILL YOU MAKE ME FEEL ALONE? OR MAYBE JUST MAYBE YOU ARE THE ONE.
Are You Strong Enough To Bleed?
Every day and night I thank you for allowing me to live This life, such as it is I am thankful that you watch over me In my pursuits and happiness I praise you For I know my time grows near With each passing year My heart cries for those who perish If not for you... My soul knows it could easily be me I look forward naught for the blistering sun Nor the invading dry stinging sand The loneliness that can prevail Reaching deep within my soul I pray to you...for you Quench my thirst for life Help me recognize the beauty that surrounds No matter where I am bound Allow me to enjoy the simple pleasures of life Paralyzed by what has been Every day and night I think of what could be... It is enough to make me bleed I am not afraid... For I know with each possible drop It is for you... But then you already know this As you always have This is my calling I am alive Free If not me then who... You? If you could only see Freedom really isn't free... Are
Are You Dareing
Welcome 2 the Nasty QUIZ. (I Wanna Fuck Quiz) Are u daring enough 2 answer this 4 this person? if so, message them your answers!!! Rules: Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 your self! 1.Would u have sex with me? answer: 2.What position would u wanna get ........ in? answer: 3.Would u suck me up? answer: 4.Would u sex me hard? answer: 5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u do me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me? answer: 9.Would u use dessert? answer: 10.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 11.What makes u want 2 have sex with me? answer: 12.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we sexed? answer: 13.Where would u do me @? answer: 14.Would u do me in front of people? answer: 15.Would u do me again and again? answer: 16.Would u do me in the rain? answer: 17.Would u mind if we did it like
Are You Her
Well I guess here is what I am looking for in a lady! She needs to be I am looking for somebody to talk to that is just down to earth. A lady who is Real, Honest, Educated, Smart, Witty, Kind and Optimistic. I honestly do not have time to change somebody because I don't think that makes a healthy relationship I surround myself with people that want to improve THEMSELVES because that is where they are in their lives and that is where I am. I enjoy being around people who are on the road to success or their success is growing, because that is where I am. If you are narrow minded, cold or sour.... I promise I am not the guy for you! I am never afraid of being honest because that gets me where I want to be.
Are You This Naughty
we went out to eat. i got there first and was at the tabel when you walked in. you had on this short littel plade skirt and a white top. you looked so hot. when you got to me you bent over with this very naughty smile and whispered in my ear this is what i took off in the car. as you handed me your underwear. i looked up at you and said you have been hear 10seconds and you are already giveing me a hard on! god i love it when you feel like being naughty. every thing about you was hot. the way you smelled. the way you walked over to me. the way you showed just enough of your breast to drive me crazy. and most of all how someone that looked so sweet and good could have such a naughty side! you drive me crazy baby doll. you came over and sat beside of me. we ordered our drinks. the waiter could not take his eyes off you and i could understand why. as yo u were talking to him with out missing a beat you totaly shocked me. you reach over under the tabel and started rub on my already hard
Are You A Fan Of Mine
Im just curious if you are a fan of mine.Im not asking anyone to fan me for the sake of fanning Im just asking for those that are friends and those that are my friends if have fanned me.i need 9 fans for 2000..Thanks for taking the tiem to check and see ..Hugs
Are You A Citizen?
Hey I found this cool test that has the questions for citizenship on it. I took it and discovered I could become a US citizen, but most of the scores I see were extremely low, I'm just wondering what everyone else gets. here is the link http://games.toast.net/independence/ Oh yeah I scored a 28
Are You Frickin Scared!?!?
This goes out to all these doorknob yo-yo's out there who don't have a profile pic.....just that big headed stick figure cherrytap thingy...not that i'm cuttin on the cherrytap mascot..i'm not,i'm just sick of these picture-phobic,i see you you don't see me shit!! If these people don't want their identities known....GET THE HELL OUTTA THE TAP!! That's all....thanx for readin'. The Ogre
Are You Feeeling This Pain??
Are you out there? Are you losing a friend? Are you feeling the way I do? Are you feeling the same? Is there anybody out there? Anyone who can't explain? The loneliness that's appearing Filling my heart with pain. I've lost my nights' sleep Lost interest, in anything I do. All I do nowadays, is Just think and think of you. Because time is so short And the end appears near Soon I'd be alone And you'd not be there. To comfort and console me When I am in blue Encourage and inspire me In anything I do. I know its a tough road Rough days ahead of me I feel scared of solitude I wonder what'd happen to me. I often wonder at times The way you became close to my heart In merely a few months It became diificult to part. I knew this's going to happen But I ne'er knew it was so near So soon I'd have to leave you Leave someone who is so very dear. I associate you with my happiness My feelings of contentment, too. Associate you with my recen
Are You Seeing What I Am
I will first off admit that I can be a little prissy from time to time but I am about to be more of a snob that judges a book by its cover. That is what we are all doing on here anyways right? Ya we are. I am browsing around right now and looking at people and there are some fuckin ugly ass people online and people are telling them how good they look.What the hell are you people seeing? The last time I checked the things I saw were not sexy georgous or attractive by anyones standards. And I am not going to sit here and say how great I am because I dont think that, but I keep myself well kept and that can make or break a person. So why all the lies to the ones that post non-flattering pictures who clearly do not know how to photo shop or brush their teeth and hair? Why lie to them? Do you want that "10" right back??? Fuck I just rated some people how it is and I just did them all favors and I will take all the "1"s at least I know I am honest and anyone who rates me a 1 isnt...lol...god
Are You Close To Leveling
If you are close to leveling please leave a comment on our Home page with the amount you need. To do it under 10,000 I will post it with out a happy Hour.If you need 20,000 or less please post it and we will hit it during Happy Hour.Please keep in mind we do not start a new level up until the one we are working on is complete. Some may notice higher amounts for a level up but that is only on a God father. Please do not comment on this blog with your amount as I won't be checking here. Please leave your profile link and the amount needed as a comment there. If you do not know how to get your profile link there is a blog on the leveling home page with instructions. Levelers if you are looking for someone to level please keep checking the home page to see whom has been added. Have a great day. If you are not a leveler and would like to help us please add yourself to the profile. We never have any commitment we just as that if you say you are goig to help that you do. SHADOW LEVELERS
Are You Kidding Me?
So I see this MUM today and it says: I have a younger sister who is going to be 16 in September, she's been dying to either get a tattoo or get her tongue pierced but my parents won't let her. Do you think it would be wrong to go against our parents' wishes and get one of the two done for her, for her birthday?..... I Say: Ummm helping a 16 year old get a Tattoo? Are you Serious? Are you a moron? STOP watching Miami Ink!!! The ranks of the stupid keeps growing and growing. Here is an Idea, you both should get IDIOT tattooed on your foreheads...LOL The girl sends this in a shout: sam-i-am: wow your a jackass... Umm it is you're a jack ass not your! Lemme guess you're an Idiot! I say: ->sam-i-am: you are a dumb ass bitch! trendy poser! That's right, that is what I said and I would say it again. WTF is wrong with he world when people let their kids get inked or try to help them get inked? Do kids that age think tattoos are cool? Is this what society has come too?
Are You Single
Are You Married
are you married I"M bored
Are You Happy
Are You Bored?
Now what are you going to do? Sit there and do nothing? How about helping this cutie out too..she needs to get to level 21 and you can help! Check her out, fan her add her rate everything she has..and you will like what she has..LOL Have fun...Love to all my fubar friends..:) Oh No..It's ME!@ fubar LOL..Well if you aer you can come and comment bomb with me then..:) Shes needs a little over 3000 left for a happy hour, and I'm there by myself at the moment..so if you're bored..help her out..:) Less than a 1000 to go before she gets her Happy Hour..come on now..You know you want to help..:P Click the pic and rate and cmoment..:)
Are You An Independent Musician?
Stinkeye Radio is looking for Independent Musicians! Stinkeye Radio supports independent musicians, if you would like your music played on our station feel free to contact us for details on how to get your music on our air waves at stinkeyeradio@yahoo.com
Are Ya Ready For Some Football!?!!?
It's that time again. And I'm ready!! :-) (now I just hope the TEAM is! :-p ha) GO JAGS!!!
Are You From St Louis?
You Know you are So St. Louis When: 1. You hate seeing people who are not from STL do the mono/chicken head. 2. You refer to carryout Chinese restaurants as "the Chinamen." 3. You drink Vess soda (any flavor). 4. Matter of fact, you think Vess soda and Chinamen is the best combo meal. 5. You only drink Strawberry soda with Popeye's and Church's Chicken. 6. You fry fish every Friday 7. You remember when the Center, Northland, and River Roads were popping. 8. You used to sneak into the movies with a gang of people at Halls Ferry or Esquire. 9. Your people grew up in Carr Square or Laclede Town . 10. You consider, Florissant Valley, Forest Park, and Harris-Stowe to be high school all over again. 11. You still refer to The Roberts building as the " Old Sears Building ." 12. You still think that Barrington Downs is a high-end area to live in. 13. You do not like to drive in Calverton Park ( Ferguson ), Cool Valley, Beverly Hills , or Jennings because of the pol
Are You Serious?
this site is hilarious... I put "Anti-Fubomber" as my status as this crazy bitch starts going off on me in my shoutbox. It actually made me laugh and realize how sad some people really are. I'm here to make new friends more tahn anything... i dont bomb, do contests, kiss peoples ass, or anything else. Its funny cause you think you know someone but you really dont, its all good though cause I dont need people like that and I'm sure you dont either.
Are You Kidding Me???
so my ex Aaron thinks that one day him and i will get back together. i have told him a few times that its not gonna happen! but yet he hets all pissed off over every little thing i do! the latest thing is i also have a myspace... who dosent? well i posted pics from a party that i had a few weeks ago and there are a few pic of me and the guy that i am now talking to. well aaron sends me an email getting all huffy with me! what the fuck!!! i`m almost 20 and he is 25! hes been married and has a 2 year old doughter with his exwife! i was the first girlfriend he had after his wife! so i think thats whats makeing it so hard for him but i`m over it i`m done with him and moved on why cant he??? theres meny other people out there go find them! arg i really hate this shit!!! ok so as you know i work at IHOP 3rd shift... well there is a lot of sh** that goes on that no one knows about... heres a lil taste. Ok so we will start with Anaya. I have benn friends with her sence i was in
Are You Sure You Know What You Want?
A blind woman wishes for love.. She meets a man, which they both end up falling in love with each other. The woman then only wishes she could see the man she she has fallen for. She gets her wish and gets to see the man.. But, when she sees him... She sees that he is blind and doesn't want to be with him anymore. That is when the man says, "Ok. I can see you don't want to be with me."... "But take care of my eyes." written by a friend
Are You A Victim?
Do you consider yourself a victim? Do you constantly whine about how you've been victimized or how you aren't being treated fairly in this life? Or do you suffer from some illness that you feel compelled to tell everyone about? Well here's your wakeup call. It's time to stop belly aching about your misfortune and time to start living your life. Cast off the brand of victim. Let go of that old hate and animosity. Embrace life and all that it has to offer. Forgive those who have wronged you. It's quite liberating. Focus on the now, not yesterday, not tomorrow. Because yesterday and tomorrow are nothing more than a figment of your imagination. Think about it. Do you honestly believe that you being a victim and in constant suffering is doing you any good? It's not. It's only destroying you physically and emotionally. Not to mention that everyone around you has things that they could complain about, but they choose not to. So why do you? In the end, this life is about fami
Are You Sane Or Insane?
A little of both. Not me, you. The one reading this. And everyone else for that matter. It has occured to me that the human concept of sanity is flawed. And I have now realized that humans are all insane. It's just that some control it better than others. Oh, I know, you are thinking of all those folks locked up in the mental ward. Those people are mentally ill. There is a difference. Usually mentally ill folks are a danger to themselves and others, hence the need to lock them up and medicate them. Insane people, on the other hand, roam freely around the world. Every single human being alive, whether they want to admit it or not, has strange thoughts coursing through their mind. They wonder where these thoughts come from. Some act on these thoughts, others do not. It is the ones who do not act on these thoughts that are deemed sane. They are still having the thoughts though. Something to think about. The ones who act on those thoughts are usually called criminals. Th
Are You Really You???
***** ATTENTION FRIENDLY FU'S ***** It has been brought to my attention that there are many fake accounts on here (FUBAR) I am not trying to burst anyones hustle but.... I think honesty is the best policy, and if you want to remain on any of my list plz do as follows :D Thanx!!! If you are currently on my family, friend or fan list and you are not a level 11 or above plz... submit a salute to me via email if you do not currently have one posted: shaes_pink@fubar.com :D HAVE A GREAT WEEK :D Skylar "Sky's The Limit"
Are You Kidding Me?
Last night, while watching TV with friends, a commercial came on for KFC (I assume everyone knows who they are), and I found something to be quite a bit disturbing. The family being portrayed was a black family (that's one thing), but what was disturbing to me was that KFC has seemingly bought into a stereotype of this crazy nation of ours. Ya see; there was an older (by older I mean 30's-ish, and as compared to the children) black woman and 3 children, nicely seated around a small table enjoying their dinner. The fact of the matter and reason for this post is that the father or the 'baby daddy' was no where to be found. Now, I am not a black man, but if I were, I'd have to imagine I wouldn't be to happy about this. Or am I crazy? Lemme know what you think!
Are You A Rebel?
Are You A Rebel?Total RebelYou're a total rebel, but you don't need to be told that. You know you are. You'll do whatever you want, whenever you want. You're not going to give a second thought to boundaries and rules when they don't make sense to you. No one can ever stand in your way because you'll always be free. Myspace Quizzes
Are You Hurting My Friend?
Rather than tell each of you seperately, thought I'd write it on here rather than keep repeating myself. Well you know I've had loads of health problems recently, well this is the latest update. I've got several Cysts on my ovaries and a particuarily large on on my right ovary, I've got to wait another 4 weeks then I will have another scan, if Cyst hasnt reduced in size, I might have to have a biopsy and have it removed. I went for my kidney scan today, To find might right kidney is a lot larger than normal, and I have a lot of fluid in both my kidneys, not sure what this means, but they are arranging for me to have a special xray to see kidney functioning also to see a Eurologist, kidney specialist. So its a case of waiting now. Not to mention I'm riddled with Arthritis which has flared up, I'm afraid its that time of year, so ya know why I look forward to summer so much ;) But hey I dont do things in 1's or 2's I gotta go the whole hog Lol! But smokin weed daily, keeps pain at bay, a
Are You Here?
There’s no bout a dout of what I’m here to say Life if forward and backwards this way Sideways sometimes it’s simple for me Step to the side and let things be I don’t understand what some people think Overload your boat and it will sink Take on the world as if it would change But to do nothing is not in my range Forward I push to make things right Nothing I’ve changed without a fight Small things are different this I’ve done My impact on the world is simply none But change is the place that starts it all I must push forward and answer the call Without the will to make things right Darkness will come as quick as the night There’s know bout a dout what I should do Make things better for me and for you The best way I know is to start right here To make myself better and have nothing to fear Change what I can and strive for my best Help who I can and try for the rest Do what you can to help others be fit There’s no bout a dout it stand up or just sit Tho
Are You A Redneck?
According to Jeff Foxworthy of Blue Collar fame, everyone, no matter race, religion, colour or creed has the ability and gene pool to be or have the "redneck" gene in your family tree. Look through these and see if they make you smile If you mow your lawn and find 3 cars you never knew you had....you might just be a redneck. If you've ever been accused of lying through your TOOTH.....you might just be a redneck. If you've been married and divorced 3 times and still have the same set of in-laws.......you might just be a redneck. If you're idea of moving house is packing all your stuff into a truck, rversing at high speed then slamming on the brakes.....you might just be a redneck. If you've ever opened a beer......at a eulogy.....you might just be a red neck. And finally....... If you can divorce your wife and still call her "Sis"....you got problems way bigger than being a redneck. This is just some funnies and not intended to do anything else than make you sm
Are You A Vampire
You Could Definitely Be a Vampire Immortality, staying pretty forever, not having to get a job... you could definitely eat some flesh for these things. It's not that you're a murderer by nature. In fact, you're probably the furthest thing from it. However, if you woke up a vampire, you'd certainly be able to adapt and enjoy your new lifestyle. There might not be much better than living forever, even if it means giving up your soul. What you would like best about being a vampire: Being a total outsider What you would like least about being a vampire: Other vampires Could You Be a Vampire?
Are You Insane???
Are you insane? (pics)You are one insane mother fucker!!!!!You are a bad ass. hell ya Myspace Quiz
Are You Depressed???
Are You Depressed?You're Just EmoYes you're said, and yes you're more open about it than other people. But chances are you don't have manic depression, you just need a good boost or kick in the ass at times. Good for you for standing up to your right to feel--not enough people do. But don't think the world is crumbling down on you if someone doesn't agree with your viewpoint. Personality/Emotion Quizzes
Are You Really In Love With Your Crush???
Are You New?
Well the poser is now gone all and thanks for the support..LOve You all Hugs and Kisses!! PLEASE EVERYONE IF YOU ARE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, THIS PERSON IS POSING! SHE HAS STOLEN SOME OF MY PICS AND IS POSING THEM AS HERS. I AM GOING TO REPORT HER BUT CAN YOU PLEASE POST AS MANY BULLETINS AND BLOGS AS YOU CAN ABOUT HER PLEASE? HUGS AND KISSES!!!! sultry@ fubar If you have it...Use it! If you don't...Find it! Please! lol Hugs and Kisses! COUTH • couth • Pronunciation: kuth • Hear it! Part of Speech: Adjective MEANING!!!: Suave, sophisticated, cultured, well-mannered, refined in manner and manners. This is not meant for everyone as I think you all know...please do not take offense! Its meant for some, that seem to think its ok to start a conversation with impolite suggestions..:)

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