Benny Diablo's blog: "bad cyber 1 through 4"

BennyDiablo: HELLS YEAH...i wanan be a blonde... kinda look like brad pitts brother qwazimoto pitt...hes lesser known BennyDiablo: < purrs BennyDiablo: AHHHHHHH CHOOOOO BennyDiablo: OH SHIT IM SORRY LET ME CLEAN THAT OFF OF YOU BennyDiablo: umm..im gonna use the blouse i ripped okay? Pants on fire: sigh, are you fucking with me? BennyDiablo: no, i swear i was just trying to make it realistic Pants on fire: ok Pants on fire: im pulling your sweat pants down and im rubbing your bulge BennyDiablo: < screams likea woman...DAMN YOUR HANDS ARE COLD...(thats gonna cause some shrinkage) Pants on fire: im lifting my miniskirt and taking off my panties BennyDiablo: BERMP CHICKA WAH WAH Pants on fire: cute BennyDiablo: okay, im licking your....SHIT!!! Pants on fire: WHAT? BennyDiablo: i gota hair stuck in my throat Pants on fire: huh? BennyDiablo: great now im fuckin choking BennyDiablo: YOU DONT FUCKIN SHAVE? BennyDiablo: i need some water brb Pants on fire: ok BennyDiablo: < yells from kitcheb....HEY WHERES A GLASS? Pants on fire: MAN, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU? BennyDiablo: doctors call it overactive imagination syndrome, but dont wory they say i can only hurt someone if i can get my hands on them. Pants on fire: wow...ok BennyDiablo: so where were we? cont 3 of 4 BennyDiablo:

BennyDiablo: I'm 5'3" and about 450 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Wal-Mart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt ...it smells funny i need to do laundry Pants on fire: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. Pants on fire: Would you like to cyber with me? BennyDiablo: well i have never done that before ... how does it werk? Pants on fire: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. BennyDiablo: HOLY SHIT!!! Pants on fire: Whats wrong? BennyDiablo: lil dog scared the fuck outta me... I thought it was a rat. Pants on fire: No silly thats not a rat BennyDiablo: you sure? Pants on fire: Yes i am BennyDiablo: lil bastard... WTF! whos underware does he have? Pants on fire: What? BennyDiablo: nm, continue BennyDiablo: < keeps one eye on the rat dog Pants on fire: ok, My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge. BennyDiablo: really, huge? i guess its the net i suppose we can lie Pants on fire: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest. BennyDiablo: its cold in here my nipples are getting hard Pants on fire: should i turn up the heat? BennyDiablo: ummm, you do realize we arent actually in the same room right? Pants on fire: What? BennyDiablo: i mean you turning up your heat isnt gonna mke me warm. i am gonna turn up the heat where i am.... i bet that will help. (worries about crazy peple) Pants on fire: what? BennyDiablo: nm lets do this Pants on fire: oh ok Pants on fire: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest. BennyDiablo: carefull the nipple ring is new Pants on fire: ok BennyDiablo: < grabs blouse and... uh oh Pants on fire: whats wrong? BennyDiablo: I ripped it... im sorry ill pay for it Pants on fire: uh yeah Pants on fire: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder. BennyDiablo: < trys to get bra undone... geez wtf is the combonation? hey do you have any scissors? Pants on fire: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you. BennyDiablo: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT? BennyDiablo: < inspects bra attachement thingy... scaratchs head Pants on fire: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me. BennyDiablo: well ill try i just had some dental werk done so i may not be so good. BennyDiablo: hey damn nice breasts ... wal-mart? Pants on fire: huh? BennyDiablo: nm im kidding... please continue Pants on fire: your kinda strange BennyDiablo: itsa gift Pants on fire: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear. BennyDiablo: umm.... im bald Pants on fire: this is the net hun.. you can lie and say you have hair continued in bad cyber 2 of 4

Pant on fire: YES DO IT BABY DO IT! BennyDiablo: yeah ummm, problem Pant on fire: WTF NOW? BennyDiablo: my ummm manthing dont seem to like you...it kinda resembles a cooked piece of spagetti Pant on fire: what? BennyDiablo: MY SHIT IS LIMP! WTF DID YOU DO TO ME? Pant on fire: OMG YOU ARE A STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLE IM DONE FUCKING PRICK BennyDiablo: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT Pant on fire: WHAT? BennyDiablo: can we do this again tommorow? BennyDiablo: hellooooooooooo BennyDiablo: YOUUUUUUUU WHOOOOOOOOO BennyDiablo: heh heh heh IS IT REAL? I DUNNO YOU TELL ME

BennyDiablo: < scrolls back...hahah sorry about the sneeze, brb i have to pee Pants on fire: ok BennyDiablo: hey, you have a nice bathroom a lil dark but i fuckin like it Pants on fire: are you sure you arent fucking with me? BennyDiablo: no, i swear i never did this before am i doing something wrong? Pants on fire: its cyber sex and you are making it to real BennyDiablo: ooooooo shit im sorry i thought that was the idea Pants on fire: no, the idea is you jerk off and i rub myself BennyDiablo: really? then how am i gonna type? Pants on fire: you will manage BennyDiablo: if you say so BennyDiablo: so now is a bad time to mention i accidentaly peed in your hamper? Pants on fire: OK, FUCK THIS IM OUT BennyDiablo: NOOOOOOOOOOO WAIT BennyDiablo: pleeeeeeeeeeease, Pants on fire: WHAT? BennyDiablo: ill be serious now i was just messin with you im sorry Pants on fire: ok, fine LAST CHANCE BennyDiablo: gotcha last chance no problem Pants on fire: im tugging your pants as i am moaning, i want you so bad BennyDiablo: yeah me too, i mean you i want you, not me Pants on fire: im bending over for you give it to me BennyDiablo: okay..now im gonna put my..ummm my ummm..well my man thing in your woman thing