Grace is when God gives us what we need
Mercy is when God doesn't give us what we deserve
Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona.
If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretenses.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Why does everybody stand up and sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" when they're already there?
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'.
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electric Company said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Sure, luck means a lot in baseball. Not having a good shortstop is bad luck
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon playing golf." -Henry Aaron.
