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People Say The Darndest Things
The first thing ever said to me by user laugholoud: laugholoud: "Wanna bang baby?" I thought this extremely rude so my response "yep.. just not you". Laugholoud: wow rnt you a rude BITCH if you don't wanna get fucked then you must be full of diseases...so for now your not worthy of me anyhow, nor do you know me, but you lost a great thing whore That definitely makes me wonder just exactly what I'm missing, what do you think?

People On Here
When they read this...they will know it's for them:: When you try your best, but you don't succeedWhen you get what you want, but not what you needWhen you feel so tired, but you can't sleepStuck in reverseAnd the tears come streaming down your faceWhen you lose something you can't replaceWhen you love someone, but it goes to wasteCould it be worse?Lights will guide you homeAnd ignite your bonesAnd I will try to fix youAnd high up above or down belowWhen you're too in love to let it goBut if you never try you'll never knowJust what you're worthLights will guide you homeAnd ignite your bonesAnd I will try to fix youTears stream down on your faceWhen you lose something you cannot replaceTears stream down on your faceAnd I...Tears stream down on your faceI promise you I will learn from my mistakesTears stream down on your faceAnd I...Lights will guide you homeAnd ignite your bonesAnd I will try to fix you He wanted me to talk about him...so here goes. I was also told it had to be k

People To Admire
Imagine it is February 19th, 1942 Franklin D Roosevelt has just passed Executive Order 9066 (EO). The purpose of the order is to allow for the treatment of people as animals, giving the United States government the authority to round up people and herd them into holding communities in the name of national security. The United States recently reeling from the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor suspected all Japanese immigrats and decendents were a possible threat to the safety and secuirty of Americans. To keep the citizens of the country safe the EO allowed the creation of "Exlusion zones" permitting any person of a certain pedigree from living in a certain area. Understanding the governments justification is not essentially neccessary to our story. The Mayor of Denver during the time was a man of indreible integrity and sincerity, his name was Ralph Carr. His election bid was won on a platform as a politician whose sole purpose was to act on behalf of the will of the people, his

People Who Irritate
so... i really can't stand people who can dish the insults but can't take them. an asshole wants to call me fat, but gets pissed, calls me a bitch, and threatens to hit me when i call him on the fact that he's not that great looking himself and is obviously a loser since he has absolutely no friends on fubar but is considered a "bar-fly". ha ha ha apparently he's not as great as he thinks he is... if you want to see the asshole search for thephoenix located in lambertville, mi

People
Ok i just need to vent for a moment get some stuff of my chest so if ya dont wanna hear bitching and complaining best you stop readin now lol..i wouldnt blame you either..but this is just something i need to say. Whats wrong with honesty anymore? No ever wants to be honest with ppl. They lie and tell you what they think you want to hear when gawd the truth would be so much more appreciated. Why do ppl tell you they wanna get to know you and want to talk to you then after that its like pulling teeth to get them to talk to you. Or come up with rediculous things and excuses that you KNOW isnt true. I just dont understand ppl. Why is it your only good to someone when they need you then when they dont its a nice fuck you if you need them. Is this really how things are? Is everyone out there like this? Just wish i could understand ppl better, all my life i have put everyone infront of me..and working on helping them..doing for them...changing for them.......fuck this shit...im do

People Pleaser?
work in progress i often sit and wonder, how i allow myself to be so run over...i dream of better, different things, yet somehow my life always remains just the same..when will i ever be good enough...? who will unclip my feathered wings? How will i know who or what i was meant to beIs there anyone out there strong and patient enough, for little ol mea people pleaser, they say that is what i am, yet i please no one, and end up tearful and crying, in the end.

People Cant Accept Who I Am With
i dont understand why my mom, sister and my uncle cant accept who i am dating. the only things that matters to them is that thier happy. i guess my parents dont want me to be happy. they dont want me dating phil again but guess what if they dont like it then they dont have to talk to me anymore. i love phil and me and him are engaged to be married and if my mom, sister and my uncle cant accept it then they will not be going to my wedding. i want to be happy and phil makes me happy so i dont give a shit what anyone has to say.

People Like Me
LOUNGES ARE OKAY AND ENTERTAINING BUT THEY SEEM TO CATER TO THOSE ON THE LOUNGE THEMSELVES ITS LIKE A SMALL COMMUNITY OF A CHOSEN FEW WHO ALREADY ARE OWNERS AND THE NEWBIE IS EITHER SHUNNED OR IGNORED AS iVE SAT BACK AND WATCHED ALSO THE POWER STUGGLES ARE REDICULOUS BECAUSE...LETS FACE IT....IF THIS WERE A REAL STRUGGLE OR A FORIEGN CONFLICT THE UNTRAINED AND INEXPERIENCED SOLDIER WOULD BE SCRAP IN MERE MINUTES.THIS IS A WEBSITE...............NOT AN LZ.............PEOPLE WHO WIELD POWER OVER A CAM OR A BUTTON THINK THEMSELVES INVINCIBLE......AND ITS FUNNY SOMETIMES TO WATCH THEM ATTACK A NEW UNSUSPECTING VICTIM......ASK THEM TO GET A PROFILE PIC......THEN LAUGH AS THEY ARE EXTINGUISHED AND BANNED FROM A FANTASY ENVIORNMENT. PEOPLE....................................FOR GOD'S SAKES THIS ISNT REALITY...........ITS A FEW BILLION ELECTRONIC IMAGES ON A SCREEN...SAVE THE CRUELTY FOR THE LINES AT WALMART. IF YOU ARE SO INSECURE THAT YOU HAVE TO SPEND ALL YOUR TIME DEVOTED TO A WEBSITE T

People Who Died!
According to the sources, Jim Carroll, the renowned poet and the punk rocker who is best known for writing “The Basketball Diaries”, took his last breathe on Friday. He was 60. Sources reveal that Carroll died after succumbing to a heart attack at his home in Manhattan. The report was confirmed by Carroll’s ex-wife, Rosemary Carroll. Carroll, a teenage basketball star at Trinity had a chaotic life that was marred with drugs. Carroll extensively wrote about his drug abuse, which is witnessed in his autobiographical tale, “The Basketball Diaries”. Carroll published several poetry collections of his and his album “Catholic Boy” is regarded as a landmark punk record. Carroll’s stint at the New York art scene as a teenager opened the windows for the creative genius, although drugs kept crawling into his life. His gradual inclination to writing poems and his flair already had earned him the reputation as “The new Bob Dylan” during

~people Will See Us..100 Words Or Less~
Back to my game of putting things, thoughts, dreams, desires, fantasies down in 100 words or less....first came 'Black Netting', then 'Captured by the Moment' and now this offering......here we go.... There's a Wildness in Her Eyes Tonight....Animalistic, Carnal, Furious....I'd guessed just how little she was wearing under her trench coat, But it's still a suprise when she opens it wide in the Moonlit Street, lampost buzzing in the background. My Heart races as I take in her lingerie clad body... 'Kiss Me'....she sighs... I approach her tenatively...aware of the heat coming off in waves... Her mouth is Soft and Warm and Sweet....She tastes of Lust and Desire... 'Fuck Me' she asks, begs, demands...wantonly gripping the Hardness in my trousers.... 'People will see us'..... 'I Know' she smiles slyly...'I Want Them Too'....... Peace.....

People Are Wusses
Lets break something down. Why are people scared to death of... people? I don't get it. Whether it be presenting a speech in front of an audience, saying "hi" to a member of the opposite sex, or even asking your boss for a raise? The answer is.... uhhh.... I don't know? There is no legit reason. Peeps need to "get it." Its really not tricky to do anything. Its not a scientific formula to talk. Open Mouth+Words Come Out=Success. Wooo. And thats the secret that will make everyone in society millionaires. Talk. Put it like this. A1. ask boss for raise 1) Get Raise 2) Don't Get Raise B1. dont ask boss for raise 1) Don't Get Raise A2. Ask boy/girl out 1) they say yes 2) they say no B2) Don't ask boy/girl out 1) go out with yourself!! A3) Play Lottery 1) win the lottery and be billionaire 2) dont win lottery and lose a dollar or two B3) Dont Play Lottery 1) Save a dollar a week. The point is you got a 100000

People Come Into Your Life For A Reason, A Season, Or A Lifetime
wifey means to have a girl that you know is gonna be ya girl for life. you're basically righ that it means to have a girl who feels like a wife to you Wifey A woman that you treat right, respect and feel good having her as your girl. More than just your girl. I HAVE A WONDERFUL WIFEY. SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND. AND ALL YOU HATERS CANT TAKE THAT AWAY FROM US... There are motives for everything. Juxtaposed against the backdrop of advantageous endeavor, people leverage and jockey for position all the time, and often it’s at the behest of friendship. Original author Jean Dominique Martin said it best by leaving lasting impressions with the following essay. Do you believe that people come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime? What does friendship mean to you? How well do you choose who would be your closest allies? There are reasons why people are essential in our lives. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you h

People Behind Their Monitors
Okay this is one of the things that just get under my skin and piss me off. I have been on line since 1999. And I have dealt with alot of A HOLES, in my life. I have been called down treated like shit, bullied you name it , BUT!!!! as the years when on, I as they say grew a thicker skin to most BS said on here. Not just Fu bar but other chat forms. Some come on line to chat and kill some time before going back to work, or house work, whatever. Some come on here just to be dum ignorant jerks and piss off others, that is how they spend their days. And they enjoy it . (shakes head ) Some come on here cause they are disabled and this is perhaps one of their only means to socialize and make a few friends. Now for what annoyes the feck out of me. I see in mumm's, blogs, chat rooms, were you will see all different ages say..its only the inter net, its not real! UMMM HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, who the feck do you think is talking to you on the other side of your feck screen. A gho

People
I got to say one thing... Well more than one thing..but it all gos together. I am so freakin tired of people bitchin when I don't have time to talk to them..of people saying I am snobbin them..etc. 1: I do not live on here I can not ignore you if I am only on here a few minutes lately. If you got a problem with me..tell me .. not go telling someone else about it. I ainm tired people thinking that they bought ya a bling..or gift in the past..that you owe them. I have blinged back also..and done stuff to help my friends. If you think I owe you..then just delete me because I do not need friends like that. I never asked you to buy me stuff..that is your choice. I am sorry again..if you feel I ignore you. It is the holidays ..and time to spend with family. I will not be on here much. I will also not be on much next month due to my surgery. So.. anyways.. anyone got a problem with me.. you can bad mouth me here or in a box.. but don't be a backstabber. If you think I owe you.. jus

People As Trees
Some people come into your life for a lifetime and some come for a season. You have to know which is which. I put everybody that comes into my life in the category of a tree. Some people are leaves on a tree. The wind blows, they go to the left. The wind blows from the other way, they go to the right. They are just unstable. You can't count on them for nothing. All they ever do is take from that tree. What you need to understand about a leaf is that it has a season. It'll wither and die and blow away. There ain't no need to be praying over a leaf to be resurrected. When it's dead it's gone. Let it go! Some people are like that. All the leaf ever does is cool you off every now and then. If you're grown, you know what I'm talking about, because you can call them in the middle of the night and get cooled off. That's the leaf people. They come to take. Then there are people like a branch. You got to be careful with branch people. They come in all different shapes and sizes. You never k

People
People really seem to amaze me how they act anymore. I remember when meetin people was easy an makin friends was even easier but now it seems that all people want to do now a days is stab each other in the back an talk shit on each other. Sorry to tell you people but that is not what friendship is about! An let me get into the relationship thing all it is anymore is games an noone is ever serious anymore! Hmmm well I hate to tell you but there are people out here in the world that have hearts an real feelins an it is not cool to mess with peoples emotions! Love is so freely used anymore it cracks me up! One day I love this one an two days later you love another HELLO thats not love!!! Sorry I had to spill my guts for a minute cause there is real people out there in this world lookin for real things like real friends an real love an I happen to be one of them! Go ahead hate on me or say somethin smart I really dont care! The real truth is I am right an you know it! Okay so I am wantin t

People
Ok so i really do keep up on what i can with friends to the point that if i dont get everyone a rate or gift the same day i come back and as far as i know I try very hard not to offend anyone yet it seems funny how ppl will be here then just like that not only are they gone from my page but they seem to disapear from fubar lol oh well I did say if you dont like me or what i stand for move along. Just kinsa irrating when I honestly dont think i did anything to them so be it funny though huh? Ok well guess thats that.

People Who Admire!
Are you feeling like you haven't found the people that you connect with? Do you love the carnival? Do you love a group of misfits that will accept any person alive? Then find your way to http://www.fubar.com/lounge/backstagepassradio. We are a band of outcasts that live for the hatchet! We die with the hatchet! We are Juggalos and we're not like some biggot...we accept all people of all walks of life! We just want you to have fun and have respect to others! I am a straight forward person. I expect the same from anyone I met out of respect. If you wanna add me on her, fan me, rate me and such...don't do it cause u want the same done to u. Add me and all if u have read my profile, and decide this is a person I can be friends with. I am not here to help level you up. If ppl read this and I end up only have 3 friends, that's fine! I'd rather have 3 real friends than 20+ fake friends. That's just how it is. And if you read this and u are offened or whatever...then I'm sorry, but at the same

The People I Have Lost
THIS IS ALL BOUT MY KIDS AND FAMILY THAT BEEN THERE FOR WHEN. I NEED THEM THE MOST AND THE MAN I AM WITH RIGHT IF IT WAS NOT FOR THEM. I WOULD NOT NO WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE BECAUSE THEY R MY LIFE. I LIVE AND GOD. GOD HAS DONE SO MUCH FOR US THAT DON'T KNOW MUCH MORE I CAN THANK HIM ENOUGH FOR BEING THERE THROW THE HARD TIMES. I JUST THANK GOD EVERYDAY FOR LETTING MOM STILL BE ALIVE AND FOR BRING THE MAN I GOT TO ME BUT HAS FOR MY KIDS THEY R MINE WORLD WITH OUT THEM I HAVE NO LIFE. I LOVE THEM WITH ALL MINE HEART AND ONLY GOD KNOWS THAT. i wish my dad was here i miss him so much. i have not seen him in 15 years and i just wish you would come back home because so hard not seening you in my life. i can remeber when he was a around. it was so good times to have him in life and now he is gone and i want him back. i love my dad a lot. i am dad's girl and his not seen his grandkids that he has. i miss u dad and i love u i just wish would come back to me.

People Who Think They Are Special
You know it's funny when you actually sit down and analyze not only yourself but others as well. There is one thing you come to realize and that is that everyone in the world is the same, no one is better than you and you are no better than anyone else. For the most part people in general are often selfish and think of themselves above others. They tend to think that the world owes them something. Most people usually don't figure this out until later in life when it is to late and their life is almost over. They wasted their whole life trying to be the most important thing in the world, when the world is so much more important than they are. If you ask yourself if your were to die tomorrow would anybody miss you other than family and close friends. Would people remember you in 10 years, would people say nice things about you, would they have plenty of fond memories of you that they would cherish for their entire life, or would they just move on to their next friend or loved one, while

People Are People
Ok my fubar friends, here is something for you to chomp on, Here is it Mothers day, Everyone is celebrating their mothers today, and Me being a mother myself, am happy I get to spend time with my kids. However, this is where this passage gets interesting, I live 300 miles away from my children and dont get to see them much anymore, they prefer to be with their friends and go to school in a familar place, So this weekend, BEING MOTHERS DAY, I thought it would be nice to take a trip on the bus to see my kids, Not even before I hit town, people are calling me making plans for me to spend the whole day with them and I can spend time with my kids when we were done. So I called this morning and said I wasn't going riding with them because my kids are the reason I am in town. These people try to make me feel guilty for not dropping what I want to do for them. When I dont see them riding their happy harley riding asses to where I live? Sounds a little one sided to me..So I say, That if they

People Say Stupid Shit
So I have been single for years and i have to say that i am so sick of hearing the same shit over and over by the same fuckin people. when you're singhe le its--- don't look for someone they'll find you, or your a pretty girl , you'll find someone. when your depressed---its ok it'll get better, or cheer up things cant be that bad, or look a the bright side. I say BULL SHIT WHO WANTS TO HEAR THAT PTIMISTIC BULLSHIT, IT IS THE SAME SHIT FROM YOUR FRIENDS, FAMILY AND ASSOCIATES................ How the hell would they even know, its the same people who tell this stupid optimistic bullshit, you know the ones, they either been married forever or been with thier significant other, so long it's like talking to your mom and dad or one of your friends who has no clue to what the big picture is... O an the guys you tell them your single and lonely famous words of a walking talking hard on--- its ok they'll find you, lets have sex, get on cam lets play, show me your tits.......

People And Their Attention Getters...
Why the hell do people seem to think they have to impress people by being for instance... Big busted... or big muscles... smart... rich... why the fuck cant people be themselves and just be real... are most dudes that much of assholes that females feel they must dress provocative to get attention... ? and are dudes that shallow that they have to make females feel like they have to dress provacative to get noticed... ? what is our world comming to... ? Nobody can be themselves anymore, everybody is afraid of getting hurt... Fuck that... Thats what life is about... Exploring the daily challenges of expressing yourself as an idividual and meeting others like you... but yet so many people feel they have to do extra SHIT to fit in... BE YOURSELVES... WHY TRY TO IMPRESS ANYBODY... ? If they dont like you... FUCK THEM! Thx... Thats my rant... im bored... and pissed... Wished people had more respect for themselves and others... Such is life i suppose... KEEP YOUR HEAD UP AND STAY SMILIN

People U Need To Watch For In Fubar
www.fubar.com/carla14870 this person is a psychotic loser and another thing is if you plain on jioning KGB you may as well unfriend me I have nothing good to say about that loser club just like poe here I have know her 3 years and was accused by it looked like a love trangle for breakingg them up come to find out she was cheating with another guy with hert husband and lied about it to a good friend of mine and by the way she is still married to hewr husband http://fubar.comwww.fubar.com/locaamr this person has not resect for herself or her friends so I advise you to block or take her off your friends list come check this beautiful woman out rate her fan her friend her help her move up

People Keep Wanting Free Tatts
well this one time someone asked me about a tattoo and we talked about it and after i told them my price they said they really didnt have the money right now for it but they really wanted it so they said that they love to cook and if i was willing they could come over and cook me a nice dinner and if i really like there cooking if i would trade that for a tattoo if i dont like the cooking i didnt have to do the tattoo they would be happy just to spend time cooking for someone and having a nice dinner with someone i said sure for that one i would let them come and make me dinner and if i really liked it i would do there tattoo but i already know i was going to do the tattoo before they even got to my place because it wasnt really just about the tatto it was they wanted to show what they love to do and have a nice dinner with someone that something i respect not everyone has the cash to just do pay for tattoos i have made trades for work alot of my stuff was trades for tattoos but what t

People Never Read.
People need to read profiles. I mean we take the time to fill it in so please take the time to read them. It would really stop a lot of bullshit and blocking people. I am here to have fun. I am not here to cam or meet you. I am here for me. Take it or leave it your choice. If something happens along the way then fine, it will happen. I will not be fucking pressured into anything. Once you pressure me I will back off and will be done. This only causes drama and makes people mad or it does me. RECAP on my rules as far as being here. (Read the PROFILE) it is self explanatory and if I forgot anything I will add to it. Show me respect on what I ask for or we will not talk anymore. So there it is all in a nutshell. I hate the feeling of being smothered and it isn't really you, it is probably my own shit I go through. If you don't like then you don't have to deal with it, you can move along. One more thing. I have had people get mad cause I don't respond to them in there timelt

People Snacking On Each Other's Faces Now?
Yeah it's dumb, but screw you. lol. Zombie apocolypse is upon is, and you can only take 4 items with you and ONE person. Only one. If you have kids, i'm sorry. You have to choose, get over it. Here's my list: Katana (eventually, the bullets will run out, and hey, cutting off zombie heads has GOT to be fun! I really wanted a chainsaw, but when the gas ran out i'd be screwed.) AR-15 in it's case (that way i can take the 6 banana clips too). Slim jims. As many as i can fit into my pockets. Something to purify water with My person would be my 5 year old son, cuz he's pimp and would chop off a few heads with me. My other three (all a month old) would have to get left behind with someone i would have to leave very well prepared. So.... some guy in Miami decides that he wants to have a homeless man face-snack while being naked as hell? Cop shoots the crazed guy, crazed guy growls at the cop and then keeps ripping off face pieces to munch on so cop shoots the guy FIVE

People
people can make fun of the way i walk and laugh at me cause im different...but it doesnt bother me its who i am and ive learned to deal with it but atleast i have true friends that do accept me for the true me funny walk and all....im am not ashamed to say yes i have muscular dystrophy and yes there are some people that cant accept it and dont understand it but that is because i wont judge u for who u r even if u do judge me for me....i was given this life cause im strong enough to live it and endure all the ridicule and pain that comes with it...all ur laughs and mean comments just make me that much stronger n more determin to show u how great of a person i really am

The People Like Me
I am more, than you could ever be. The things you did, can never break me. I am the wind the sun, the earth. The air that you breathe, memorize my worth. Take a deep breath, I’m that sweet smell. The fog appearing from the dirt, rising from Hell. Take a look around, absorb what you see. We’re coming for all of you, the people like me. The one’s that live on, long after death. Searching for corruption, through all that we’ve wept. We swim through a burning, river of tears. Until we are face to face, with our worst fears. For me that is you, and I am finally here. I have reached my destination, Can you feel me near? Don’t try to run, you cannot escape. I have come too far, you must pay for your mistakes. Weep if you must, for I once did as well. See what I saw, feel what I felt. As I reach inside, tear you apart. Do as you did, break your heart. Crush your dreams, rip out your soul. Then drag you down with me, in th

People Are Just Crazy Like This...
A personality disorder that has been variously described as characterized by shallow emotions (in particular reduced fear), stress tolerance, lacking empathy, coldheartedness, egocentricity, superficial charm, manipulativeness, irresponsibility, impulsivity, criminality, antisocial behaviors such as parasitic lifestyle, and lacking guilt. Hmmmm I know a few people like this! While you wollow in your own self pitty and lies the world will not stop for you. People will live their lives how they want to. What makes someone happy may not always make you happy...best advice BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT.

People Don't Get It
I Can Be Nice Or Be A Total Bitch ..... I Can Say Hi .... But When A Person Says This I WIll Draw The Line .... I'm Old School Some Guy's Think With Their LIL Heads Instead Of The One That Is Sitting On Their Shoulders Thank You .... This Is a Conversation In My Shout Box ..... I So Knew Where It Was Going LOL....... 9:44pm reply ynnoj: u on for a while? 9:49pm more To ynnoj: no doin catch up on friends haven't been here in awhile 9:53pm reply ynnoj: ok..well im offering 1000 credits and up to 2000 dollars u.s., for webcam chat 9:55pm more To ynnoj: should of Read About Me on My Profile

People Come Into Your Life For A Reason
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime.When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person.When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a needyou have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty,to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically,emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are.They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without anywrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person willsay or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimesthey die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and forceyou to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met,our desire fulfilled, their work is done.The prayer you sent up has beenanswered and now it is time to move on.Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn hascometo share, grow or learn. They bring you an experience of peace or

Pep
Please slam my hubby's page with Love... He is new to fubar and show him the love at fubar.com...Please His name on here is yoyo2206...you can find him on my page in my family #1...wahoooooo...ty... love ya all...Sue " A Nightmare" A nightmare can happen anywhere. In your dreams or when your awake,everywhere. We all know that in our dreams at night, when a nightmare happens we can over come it. But when a nightmare happens when we are awake; its like time just slowed down like a slow moving ship. You really can't believe its happening. You have to blink a few times to understand it. Your shocked at first. But reality hasn't set in yet. Your so numb all over and everything around you is a blur at frist. You really don't get it yet. It plays back in your head over and over. Saying to yourself this isn't happening; it just a nightmare, and I will wake up soon, all it will be over. A nightmare... Rhoda Suzette Doggett Copyright ©2008 Rhoda Suzette Doggett

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Pepperanne's Drunk Ramblings
My best friend is at boot camp becoming a Marine. I miss him soo much, but I'm glad that he is doing what will make him happy. I am beginning to think I enjoy pain. Not the physical kind but the emotional. I seem to keep repeating the same patterns over and over.

Pepsi Stuff
My Coke Rewards M, 35North Syracuse, NY http://pepsistuff.pepsiusa.com/stuffcodes/ WELL THIS MORNING, DUE TO OVERWHELMING RESPONSE, PEPSI ENDED THEIR PROMOTION AFTER JUST SIX DAYS. FOR THOSE WHO WERE ABLE TO GET ME CODE DURING THAT TIME, THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH. AND FOR THOSE WHO DIDN'T OR WAITED TOO LONG, SHAME ON YOU. EVEN THOUGH THAT PROMOTION HAS ENDED THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU STILL CAN'T GET FUBUCKS FROM ME. IF YOU CAN FIND ANY OF THESE CODES BELOW THAT YOU DON'T PLAN TO USE, PLEASE PM(NOT SHOUTBOX!) THEM TO ME & EARN YOURSELF SOME FU-BUCKS OR COMMENTS FOR YOUR CONTEST. MY COKE REWARDS PEPSI STUFF MILLER HIGH LIFE EXTRAS DR PEPPER IJ4 PROMOTION MT DEW OLD SCHOOL NEW SCHOOL AND COMING SOON, A COKE/PEPSI CONTEST, SO IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN THAT, FEEL FREE TO ADD ME IF YOU LIKE. SO PLEASE REPOST/SHARE FOR YOUR FRIENDS! IT WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

Pepsi
so i have noticed something about some people on fubar. They will only help out people that will give them something. be it bling or bombing them or whatever. I just have to say that those people that are like that are not real friends. if conversation and being there for a person isnt enough then they are not a real friend. a real friend doesnt want anything for their time or effort they do it because they want to. if i have to give someone bling to get bombed or bling or drinks or even for them to talk to me then i dont need friends like that. i would rather have a handful of real friends than thousands of people that i never talk to. thats stupid. and if you pay attention to some of the people on here that is all that they are about. they dont talk to anyone or do anything other than ask for rates or gifts or whatever. its retarded. and please dont get me started on the girls that will show their NSFW pics if you pay for them wtf is that about? anyway comments are appreciated rate i

Pepsi
Pepsi is coming out with a new can, the patrotic can. It will have a picture of the Empire State Building and the pledge of alliance. But in the pledge ao alledgance they left out the words "under God". The reason for this was that they as a company did not want to offend anyone. I think that we should not buy any Pepsi products for fear that we might offend them because the American Dollar has " In God We Trust " on it. I would not want to offend them just as they did not want to offend any of us.

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Perceptions
Think You Know Me...? You may first see me dressed to the nines Shirt and tie "Dress for success" Think You Know Me....? Then again, you might first see me at the gym Tank top Old sweats Hat on backwards Most of my 8 tattoos in plain sight Think You Know Me...? Those who meet me for the first time one way can't picture me the other. Think You Know Me...? I am the epitome of "You can't judge a book by its cover" I am everything you'd think I am nothing you'd expect Think You Know Me...? As of yet... no you don't However, if I ALLOW you to GET to know me Impressed you shall be Think You Know Me...? Care to find out...?

Perceptions
i walked in this place with no intentions on ever meeting a beautiful woman that could help me forget all i've been going thru and ever since seeing you i'v ebeen wanting to know you don't know you but i've already had visions of holding you i'm sorry baby i'm not trying to scare you away i just believe if u feel it you should mean what you say so here's the truth i just wanna lay this on the line i'm so into your eyes and attracted to your smile forgive me if i seem nervous but i dont usually do this if i fumble with my words its basically cause im new to this so be patient with me let me get words in order hold on a second let me take a sip of some water umm okay where was at hmm let me see i was explaining to you why it is i'm feeling what i see look baby i don't know you but i feel like i know you and if given the chance one day i'm a show you that you can place your heart in my hands for me to hold and i swear to the heavens that i'll never let it go and i know

7 Percent
> P-----pray > U----until > S----something > H----happens > > I need this back... If you'll do this for me.. I'll do it for you... > > When there is nothing left but God, that is when you find out > that God is all you need. > > Take 60 seconds and give this a shot! All you do is simply say the > following small prayer for the person who sent you this. > > Father, God bless all my friends in whatever it is that You know they > may be > needing this day! And may their life be full of your peace, > prosperity and power as he/ > she seeks to have a closer relationship with you. Amen. > > Then send it on to five other people . Within hours you caused a > multitude of people to pray for other people. Then sit back and watch > the power of God work in your life. > > P. S. Five is good, but more is better. > > When Jesus died on the cross, he was thinking of you! If you are > one of > the 7% who will stand up for him, forward this with the title > 7%. 93

Perception
Do not judge me by my outer appearance. But look deep into my soul. For it is there that you will see who I am. Our bodies are but cases that protects our heart from physical pain. But it cannot protect us from words. Think before you speak words that will cause a heart to hurt. And if you love someone, surround that heart gently with caring. A loving heart is given completely, in trust and faith that it will be guarded for all time.

Perception And Truth
The train has started moving. It is packed with people of all ages, mostly with the working men and women and young college guys and gals. Near the window, seated a old man with his 30 year old son. As the train moves by, the son is overwhelmed with joy as he was thrilled with the scenery outside... "See Dad, the scenery of green trees moving away is very beautiful". This behavior from a thirty year old son made the other people feel strange about him. Every one started murmuring something or other about this son. "This guy seems to be a crack..." newly married Anup whispered to his wife. Suddenly it started raining... Rain drops fell on the travelers through the opened window. The Thirty year old son, filled with joy "see Dad, how beautiful the rain is..." Anup's wife got irritated with the rain drops spoiling her new suit. Anup: "Can't you see its raining, you old man, if your son is not feeling well, get him soon to a mental asylum…and don't disturb public henceforth".

Perception
Think about this. You are smart. I think you are smart. you show that you are smart every day. so why does the news media treat us like we are dumb? I think for my self and form my own conclusions based on the information I can gather an a particular subject. I feel that it is sad when I have to research articles from the news to make sure that the information that I am getting is not biased but factual. Lately I have been finding that the majority of the news out there is biased even though it contains facts, there are usually some important facts left out to help you to come to a predetermined conclusion that the news media wants you to reach. It makes me angry that the news media in general feels the need to intentionally mis guide the public instead of report the facts and do the necessary research to ensure that the information being reported is accurate and truthful and if they feel the need to dig a little further, research the history of the prople and places to show so

Percoset And Cigarettes
god what did i do for this, is that you or some spider touching me. my little friend come back again and again. you stop by every month and im so happy to see you. before long youll be gone again and ill be alone. I have lived so hard this vessel is showing its hatred for me. I need to shave but i dont feel up to it, I need to bathe but who would be mad about it. dont fret about it, i be fine without it. cold sweats and cigarettes, the very best of the best. i itch and scratch, pick that scab its not too pretty anyhow. im out, i am goin out, dont ask me where, theres plenty more out there. lifes peachy and i love everything, or was it the otherway around? i dont know anymore. wrestling and slamming on my board, get up walk it off, ibuprofen heartburn is gods laughter. head high get high light my life light my cigarette ill get more im taking bets.

Percieving Something Real
Before I start, I feel that I might need to make a small disclaimer. These thoughts and ideas are my own, and the things that I say are not meant to hurt or offend anyone. Although I do not intend to offend anyone, I understand that it more than likely will happen at least a few times. This is something I am okay with. If you are so easily offended, then you need to be offended in order to wake you up to the world and to let you see how shit really is. Now with all that aside, I feel I can actually begin. .... The earth is flat and at the center of the universe. Men are superior to women in every possible aspect. The Aryan race has far surpassed every other race in the world and therefore deserves to rule over them. Homosexuality is an abomination and should be wiped off of the face of the earth. There is absolutely no chance of life on other planets. The world was created in only seven days by a perfect being. The Bible is the perfect word of God and should be follow

Perception
Our happiness lies in how we percieve things. 5 years ago,I was happily married to a beautiful woman,Deana, whom I loved very much. we lived in a run down doublewide trailer that I seemed to always be working on when I was not working at my job, which was in construction and kept me away from home alot. Even though Deana and I loved being with each other, we did not allow ourselves to be happy because we wanted better than what we had. The trailer we lived in was falling apart around us, I was never home much because of my job. WE dreamed of getting away,owning our own house, and me not having to work at a job that kept me away from home so much. It was just a dream until fate played a hand. I was run over by a truck on a construction site. As a result,my back was broken and I could no longer work at that job. I got a settlement and with the money, Deana and I could afford to get the house we dreamed of. Happily ever after right? Fate wasn't done yet. The settlement that I got was en

Perceptions Galore!
Like a butterfly’s metamorphosis I emerge from my cocoons stronger and wiser. Everything pain I strain, grain by grain I go insane from the gain, its too much too soon, Theres just not enough room KABOOM Im gone, like an HTV2 I zoom through life and assume the strife is temporary to the contemporary lifestyle that’s much more worthwhile. So this is gonna be my venting blog, its probably going to have very provacative text and is not intended for immature audiences, if you have a weak heart you should leave now, as for you mind being blown that is solely your own responsibility. This world we live in today is corrupt, but thats stating the obvious, but it seems to me like everyone turns a blind eye to it, like its not there, theres no global warming, theres no chance crazy religious or political nuts are going to go insane and bomb idolized architechture of American Citizens, yet this shit happens everyday, and worse, our own government lies to us about things that we deser

Perfect Girl
Sitting by the telephone, waiting for it to ring Thinking about all the happiness you always bring You brighten up my day, even my night Just by looking at me, just by your sight You have a smile that no one can resist Do what makes you happy, that I must insist Hopefully you being my girlfriend Will be what makes you happy in the end Any doubts you might have about us Will not be enough for you to get into a fuss I dont know what to do; I dont know what to say Being around you just makes me act that way When Im around you, a thousand of thoughts run through my mind Talking to you never gets easier; its just like the first time There is no way I will let harm come near I will get rid of everything that causes you fear Believe me everything Im saying is true There is nothing that will make me lie to you When I first saw you, I knew you were the one Someone to spend time with as well as have fun I want things to be right, to be just perfect I know anything I do for y

The Perfect Beginning.
The beauty of a magnificent creation. A woman's body, the ultimate stimulation. Lost in a moment, the perfect beginning. Time stands still, there is no ending. Walking in the warm rain, nothing so exciting. So much we have in common, laughing, scratching, biting :) The connection of a kiss, our bodies pressed together. Please dont let this end, make it last forever. The connection is so rare to find, can u tell me what this means? I felt you in my sleep last night, you were more than just a dream. Your personality excites me, so real it seems unreal. Everything about you is perfect, what am I starting to feel? All I know is that I want you, you connected with me quickly. I cant wait to see you agian, weve created the perfect beginning.

The Perfect Wal-mart Greeter
The perfect Wal-Mart Greeter A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart .... nice children you've got there - are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

Perfect Forwarding Mail
The Perfect Forwarding Email My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the Time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed and Healthy. Extra thanks to whoever sent me the email about rat crap in the glue on envelopes - because I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to seal an envelope. Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. Because of your genuine concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because I know it can remove toilet stains, which is not exactly an appealing characteristic. I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone might drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer eat KFC because their "chi

The Perfect Man.
To me the perfect man would be a man who cares about your feelings. A man who will stand beside you and not behind you. A man who can hug, love ,care,cry,cuddle,cook,and laugh with you. Lets face it a man can't live without a woman and a woman can't live without a man so why not search for that perfect man who makes you feel on top of the world. The man who can make your heart beat a mile a minute when he touches you. A man who knows you inside and out. Trust, Love, honesty and Faithfulness is all a 2 way street. If you don't have that then you have nothing and then you wonder why are we even together if we don't have those things. I know this is a fantasy cause there is very few of those men left in this world. Have you ever ask yourself some questions? Like why does a man treat a good woman like shit then when he finds a nasty one he treats her like gold? Why does the man regret loosing a good thing when he had it and thru it away? Well to me that's a perfect man.

Perfection
Love Poem #247744 Perfection by Travis R. Perfection It’s in the eye of the beholder When I see you. It gives me direction You are the everything that is sure When I think of what I know Or anything good. You seem to occur In my mind, many times in a row You have the qualities within And are beautiful on the outside You don’t commit a sin And my mind goes through a ride Where I know many things One being how I feel And when I think of u. And where it brings Me and my heart Because of your perfection You are my angel That gives me direction

The Perfect Day...
It had been a long two days and was only going to get longer. He was going on his third day with no sleep. Mainly because he was spending his time online talking to two wonderful and very beautiful ladies. One lives in a little town in Colorado called Delta. Since he lives in Idaho it was kind of hard to go see her when ever he wanted. The other lives in Bosie, about a hour and a half drive from his house. The day started off unlike every other day. He has been up for what was now going on three days. The strange part about the beggining of the day was that he was excited because he was going to Boise to spend the day with pure beauty. Something that he never thought would ever happen. Two nights before that arangments were made for him to go see her. She said she had to work that day, but he could see her after work. She would get off at 3 O' clock in the afternoon... He ate, showered, and got ready to leave for the day ahead. He had planned everything the day before so he coul

Perfection Is A Dream
This steeple runs its blood through my veins, As the saints of my demise carry my life Close to their hands and hearts of longing. I cry in a storm of my suffering, cry in silence— As the squall who doesn’t believe in its feathers— While my coursing blood flows its delight. These busts know not their importance, No rock could replicate perfection, Could taunt divinity with duplicate reality. It is in the essence truth lies, Solidity in the soul, not the body— Or lack thereof, for fiction holds a soul— And it is in the essence I attempt to live. To leave my own destruction behind, My own tears away from my weeping— My own eyes dry in their wetness— Is what I lead my spirit towards. I kneel at my own altar, Wrought of my own conviction and paths, And I sleep as a gentle hand caresses my heart— Rocks me to sleep with its soft hypocrisy. I dream of this steeple, of its mysteries. This steeple runs its blood through my veins. To compensate for this fall would mean

Perfect
Mom you are perfect as you are, More amazing than a shining star. Your smile is out of sight, More beautiful than the sunlight. Your more precious than a diamond, More beautiful than Paradise Island. Your eyes sparkle so bright, More beautiful than the moonlight. You are sweeter than honey, More valuable than a ton of money. Mom you are perfect as you are, You are the best mom by far.

The Perfect Guy
Body: THE PERFECT GUY Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot who calls you back even though you just hung up on him who thinks you are perfect even though he knows the worst things about you who will stay awake just to watch you sleep Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead who wants to show you off to the world when you are in a t-shirt and sweats who holds your hand in front of his friends who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you the one who turns to his friends and says "that's her" IF YOU ARE THIS KIND OF GUY REPOST. IF YOU WANT THIS KIND OF GUY REPOST. IF YOU HAVE THIS KIND OF GUY YOU ARE A LUCKY GIRL. DONT FORGET. DONT LET ANY GUY TREAT YOU ANY LESS THAN YOU ARE WORTH

The Perfect Murder!!!
I've seen alot of stuff my life, and most of the stuff i've seen is kinda stupid. I've seen alot of idiots get caught doing the simplest tasks, such as murder. Now murder can be a tough task, if it's not planned out right. During a murder case, investigators look for the following....connections meaning who could be connected to this murder and the person murdered, motive as in what reason this person was killed, contacts as in who all this person knows and who may have something against them. Evidence may include jewerly, ripped clothin found, DNA, as in blood, sweat, nail, hair and finger prints. So when creating a good murder think about those things. Most people dont really have a motive for murderin someone. They do it for the fun of it, for the adrendaline rush. They love to take risks and live on the edge, such as my self and they've done everything under the moon and still are not satisfied, so they commit murder so they, plan (what they think is carefully) but still they slip

Perfectly Flawed
I guess I needed a good swift kick in the butt to finally make some changes in my life. I definetly got that kick. I have been pretty weak lately, well for several months I should say. Not being able to take care of myself due the the situation I was in at the bike shop. Well it all caught up with me. Monday morning I went the the ER and was rushed by ambulance to La Crosse. I had a severe infection that focused mainly on my uterus. Which is why I put on the extra weight and couldn't lose it. The whole situation was really scary because I had no clue what was going on or how such a thing could happen. I finally got released from the hospital after several days of antibiotics. I am now basically on bed rest for almost a month then depending on how my appointment goes if everything is good I am fine if not then I might have to have surgery. I can no longer work at the bike shop so I will have to return the car and the cell phone as soon as I can get someone to go over there wi

The Perfect Christmas
The Perfect Christmas The perfect christmas, would be held with much family and friends, all gathered in one place, to spend this special time, with those they love. ~ So now dreaming, of that one perfect christmas, with the special people in my life. ~ Pictures i see flashing, through my mind, of beautiful white snow falling, a tree, with presents under it, in front of the window, and everything laughing, having a good time, while opening, their gifts. ~ Such a wonderful time of the year, hopefully being the perfect christmas, that we all wish for. MERRY CHRISTMAS..HAPPY CHANUKAH....KWANZAA WISHING YOU ALL THE BEST THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, HUGS AND LOTS OF LOVE DONA

A Perfect Ending
Lingering in the moment, lost in your eyes, Content, I cherish the sweet surprise. Kissing tongues tangle, making me ache, No longer can I wait for you to take. Laying back, I plead without words, As if hidden lips could somehow be heard. Raising hips high to greet your stare, Hoping to speak to another part of you, aware. Beckoning please enter with no hesitation, Yet you stand firm, no reservation, Taunting me, teasing me, grin on your face, Admiring how you've put me in place. Then suddenly, you grant relief, Knowing now I must have peace. Penetrating with your pride, Charging, you thrust deep inside. Planting feet upon your chest, To brace us both, I do my best, Not to scream loud like before, When places reached cut to the core. Wondering if you're hurting me, You ease mo-men-tar-ily, Slowing, then come "please-don't-stop" pleas, Whimpering I'm at your mercy. Back in our entrancing dance, I catch your eyes s

Perfect Girl
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed anywhere at anytime I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss... I'm the girl who you can talk to you about anything... I'm the girl who laughs at your jokes... I'm the girl who will have many inside jokes with you and remember each one... I'm the girl who will brag about you to all of my friends... I'm the girl who loves it when you put your arms around my waist .. I'm the girl who will listen to you talk... I'm the girl who loves when you hug me for no apparent reason... I'm the girl who loves it when you hug me from behind or kiss me on the forehead.. I'm the girl who loves you for you; and doesn't care what other people say about us... I'm the girl who loves it when you introduce me to your friends as your girlfriend/wife...

The Perfect Morning
I awake before you and leave the comfort and warmth of the bed to get a glass of water. As I sliding out of bed, I feel the electricity of our naked flesh brushing against each other. I start to cross the room and glance back to see you lying there, naked and looking so incredibly delicious. So I turn back and crouch next to the bed. I watch you sleeping, your beautiful, perky breasts heaving with each breath you take, the peaceful look on your face, the goose bumps on your skin from the chill of the air. I move closer to the edge of the bed. I kneel down until I am inches from your right breast. I lightly blow on it and you nipple instantly hardens, you squirm a bit, but do not wake. I move down toward your feet and run my hands from the bottoms of your feet, up the length of your legs and along the inside of your thighs. Your goose bumps spring to life and you start to stir a bit more. Still on the side of the bed I kiss your hipbone in the cute little indentation there t

Perfect Drug
Cuddle Party Rules WHAT TO WEAR: Pajamas - nothing too risqué. Think more comfy than sexy. (More drawstrings, less lace. No shorts.) WHAT TO BRING: A pillow or stuffed animal if you like. Juice or sparkling cider is always welcome. Sorry, no liquor folks. Otherwise, just bring your smiling self. STICK TO THE RULES: Rule # 1 - Pajamas stay on the whole time. Rule # 2 - You don't have to cuddle anyone at a Cuddle Party, ever. Rule # 3 - You must ask permission and receive a verbal YES before you touch anyone. (Be as specific in your request as you can.) Rule # 4 - If you're a Yes to a request, say YES. If you're a No, say NO. Rule # 5 - If you're a Maybe, say NO. Rule # 6 - You are encouraged to change your mind. Rule # 7 - Respect your relationship boundaries and communicate with your partner. Rule # 8 - Come get the Cuddle Caddy or ME if there's a concern, problem, or should you feel unsafe or need assistance with anything today. Rule # 9 - Tears and

Perfect Dream
Perfect Dream A good friend of mine once told me that if you can focus on a dream and keep it within your sight unconditionally, that dream can become a reality. I believe this to every extent, but there is one dream that sheer belief cannot achieve. This is to fall in love... ...To find someone who you can trust enough to give all of yourself. Someone whose eyes can lose you and all the same can lead you in the right directions. Someone to cherish, to want, to need... to complete you and help you find your place. Someone blind of your imperfections, def to words untrue, but able to hear unspoken thoughts and see untold dreams.

The Perfect Bumper Sticker
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?" And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family For this, I will give you a life span of sixty Years." The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. H

The Perfect Heart
One day a young man was standing in the middle of hte town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said, "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the young man looked at he old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some placed there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people stared...how can he say his heart is more beautitul, they thought? The young man looked at the old man's heart and saw its state and l

Perfect Sex
perfect sex Visualize Perfect sex Imagine making love in a haven your bedroom A room compelling you in, greeting you with sensuality The most inviting room in your home; your sanctuary Candle lit, aphrodisiac filled, warm, clean space Fabrics draped that tantalize your senses Comfortable furniture to relax your spirit Music that soothes your soul and inspires sexuality Now imagine that you've come home to your beloved That he or she is waiting for you in that room That you have fantasized all day about this moment And you are two steps away from fulfilling your fantasies Now imagine yourself dropping your baggage right there Checking your luggage at the door You are leaving behind every unpleasant experience Every sin, shame, anxiety, tense, worry filled thought Right there behind the door Now step inside and lock the door There are no cell phones in your room, no children to tend to No work, no hats to wear, no masks to don Just you and your lo

Perfect Husband
CHILDREN AND THE CHURCH A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the pastor said, 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer." ;-) º°'°º ?o,,,,o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º?o,,,,o?º°'°º?o?º°'° After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up." "That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?" "Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and listen." >:o ?º°'°º?o,,,,o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º?o,,,,o?º°'°º? A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at a church service, "And forgive us our trash passes,

Perfectionist
You Are 73% Perfectionist You are a true perfectionist. You are both demanding of yourself and others. While it's great to have goals and standards, they don't need to be sky high! Are You a Perfectionist?

Perfspot.com Photographer!
Hey everyone!! I work for a company called Perfspot.com and we are doing this really cool thing where you can take pictures at all kind of events and submit them, and you get paid for the pix! Its pretty cool, if you are looking for extra cash or something. Besides, I know you guys are all party animals and see some crazy stuff that should be caught on camera!! So if you want to be a part of Perfspot let me know. It wont interfere with Cherry Tap or anything. Let me know, we are looking for ppl all over the world to help us!! The position consists of attending events and getting the “perf” picture of what's going on. The only requirement is to be able to take a clear picture which can be taken with camera phone or digital camera. You are not required to be a professional photographer. Once your picture is approved then you get paid. Payment is between $0.40-$.70 (USD) per picture. The earning potential is unlimited not to mention over 15 million people will have the ability

A Perfect Ending
Lingering in the moment, lost in your eyes, Content, I cherish the sweet surprise. Kissing tongues tangle, making me ache, No longer can I wait, for you to take. Laying back, I plead without words, As if hidden lips could somehow be heard, Raising hips high to greet your stare, Hoping to speak to some part of you aware. I Beckon please enter with no hesitation, Yet you stand firm, with no reservation, Taunting me, teasing me, grin on your face, Admiring how you've put me in place. Then suddenly, you grant relief, Knowing now I must have peace. Penetrating with your pride, Charging, you thrust deep inside. Planting feet upon your chest, To brace us both, I do my best, Not to scream loud like before, When places reached cut to the core. Wondering if you're hurting me, You ease mo-men-tar-ily, Slowing, then come "please-don't-stop" pleas, Whimpering I'm at your mercy. Back in our entrancing dance, I catch your eyes stealing a glance, At contorted ex

The Perfect Man And More...
if your a female on this site ad looking for mr. right don't look too hard he'll find you trust me i'm not saying this just to say it..... it is very true and i know it for a fact....i know how hard it is to find the right person and i was going to give up but i didn't...... One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name. Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder of t he class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers. That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual. On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling. "Really?" she heard whispered. "I never knew that I m

A Perfect Ending
Lingering in the moment, lost in your eyes, Content, I cherish the sweet surprise. Kissing tongues tangle, making me ache, No longer can I wait, for you to take. Laying back, I plead without words, As if hidden lips could somehow be heard, Raising hips high to greet your stare, Hoping to speak to some part of you aware. I Beckon please enter with no hesitation, Yet you stand firm, with no reservation, Taunting me, teasing me, grin on your face, Admiring how you've put me in place. Then suddenly, you grant relief, Knowing now I must have peace. Penetrating with your pride, Charging, you thrust deep inside. Planting feet upon your chest, To brace us both, I do my best, Not to scream loud like before, When places reached cut to the core. Wondering if you're hurting me, You ease mo-men-tar-ily, Slowing, then come "please-don't-stop" please, Whimpering I'm at your mercy. Back in our entrancing dance, I catch your eyes stealing a glance, At contorted exp

The Perfect Man
I AM PISSED. I AM WRITING THIS ABOUT THIS WELFARE COLLECTING, BLACK TOOTHED WRINKLE FACED BITCH THAT LIVES UP THE STREET FROM US. THIS "WOMAN" {AND I USE THAT TERM VERY LOOSELY} HAS GOT ME SO FREAKING MAD THAT I COULD SPIT NAILS! MY DAUGHTER AND HER DAUGHTER ARE NOT GETTING ALONG. THIS WOMAN INSISTS UPON CALLING THE POLICE FOR EVERY LITTLE THING THAT GOES ON. iF YOU FART AROUND HER , SHE WILL CALL THE POLICE! WELL MIRANDA AND HER FRIEND WERE UP THE STREET PLAYING, AND I WILL CALL THIS WOMANS DAUGHTER "TIFFANY" WELL TIFFANY CALLS MIRANDA AND HER FRIEND LESBIANS, AND TELLS THEM THAT SHE THINKS THEY ARE ALL COOL..... THEN MIRANDA AND HER FRIEND ARE WALKING PAST THIS GIRLS HOUSE AND MIRANDAS FRIEND THROWS A PIECE OF BUBBLE GUM AT HER HOUSE. WELL THE PARENTS COME OUT SCREAMING AND CARRYING ON, AND I TOLD MIRANDA, "THEY ARE GONNA CALL THE COPS ON YOU!!". WELL I WENT TO MY MOMS, CAME HOME, AND SURE ENOUGH, POLICE WERE ALL OVER THE OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE. I GOT OUT AND ASK THE OFFICER WHAT WAS GO

The Perfect Girl
The perfect girl... 1) is semi outdoorsy 2) will drink but not excesivly 3) Has a sense of humor that makes me smile even when im down 4) Wants a real relationship. 5) is not all about sex 6) has a cute personailty 7) cares about her looks but not so much that it drives her batty 8) likes herself and doesnt need constant reminders that shes as wonderful as she is. 9) must be above average inteligence 10) will not flake out on dates and will call me if she does 11) has a smile that will light up my heart if not the room 12) Likes my freinds enough that shes willing to hang out wqith them. 13) Gets along with my mother and familly 14) doesnt mind that i shake. 15) well help me get motivated in the parts of my life that im not. 1)zoo 2) kock a doodles , artiist for a day (place where you do ceramic art) 3) discover center (scientific meuseum) 4) birds of prey center 5) botanical gardens 6) idaho ice world (skating) 7) boondocks (araacde

Perfect Rose
We have all have heard the expression "Nice guys finish last", but is that really that really what is going on? I have to tell you as a nice and more than a little shy guy, it sure seems that way. Still I am fairly sure that there is more to the situation than one sees on the surface. It is my theory that it isn't that the nice guy finishes last, it is that he is running a race no one is interested in. The nice guy does everything that is expected in dating. He pursues, he asks the lady out, he is polite, and he acts like a gentleman. He puts his best foot forward and tries to impress the lady. It is my experience that the last part is where things break down for him. Many of the ladies that I have dated tend to spend an enormous amount of ensuring that you are not a reincarnation of the last man that hurt them. No kidding, I have had dates break down into 'interviews' by the ladies that the Office of Homeland Security' would envy. I half expected them to pull out a clipboa

Perfect Guy
Every girl dreams that one day she will find a guy that does these things for her. even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someones life. • give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in. • leave her cute text notes. • kiss her in front of your friends. • tell her she looks beautiful. • look into her eyes when you talk to her. • let her mess with your hair. • touch her hair. • just walk around with her. • FORGIVE her for her MISTAKES. • look at her like she's the only girl you see. • D0N'T MAKE HER CRY EVERYNiGHT. • tickle her even when she says stop. • hold her hand when you're around your friends. • when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her. • let her fall asleep in your arms. • get her mad, then kiss her. • tease her and let her tease you back. • stay up all night with her when she's sick. • watch her favorite movie with her. • kiss her forehead. • give her the world. • let her wear your clothes. • when she's sad, hang out with her.

Performance Piece - 531
I was thinking of doing a performance piece... Entitled 531 Where I leave 531 marks on my body... [Now, by marks, I'm sure you people can guess what I mean.] 531 marks for the 531 days... Get it? Kinda creepy that I know the number. Plus, I'll need someone to document it. I think I can make it a final piece you know... go out with a bang. People will be like DAMN, she's so hardcore. [Seriously, that will be what's said.] I'll leave an artist statement, explaining why... Why the number, the cause of the pain... things of that nature. More like a letter really... That final letter you leave. [You all know what I am talking about.] Then people cant hurt me. Then I wont cry at night. Then I will finally get some sleep.

Perfection In My Eyes
Perfection in my eyes All I ever wated was to be part of your heart, And for us to be together, to never be apart. No one else in the world can ever compare, You're perfect and so is this love that we share. We have so much more that I ever thought we would, I love you more than I ever thought I could. I promise to give you all I have to give, I'll do anything for you as long as I live. In your eyes I see our present, our future and past, By the way you look at me I know we will last. I hope that one day you will come to realize, How perfect you are when seen through my eyes.

Perfection...........................
Her hair is long and spilling over her shoulders...a long black dress with almost no back...cut very low in the back so her Master will see the suppleness of her...she is impeccably dressed and ready for Him...candles burning to induce the mood a bit...a snifter of brandy in her hand when He walks through the door...she hands it to him and removes his jacket and escort him to his chair...a game of backgammon is set up for a quick game... the smell of dinner cooking is wafting through the air...her perfume is subtle but when he inhales he is able to remember their last intimate moment a gentle but slight kiss on the cheek makes him shiver slightly...a wonderful CD is in the player..playing nice and soft she kneels on a pillow and lay's against him asking him how his day went and gently reaching over to touch his hand "by accident" When she rises to check dinner she runs her hands down her body to straighten her gown...a quick look and gentle smile over her shoulder brings thoughts of

A Perfect Day?
had just smoked a strawberry flavored white owl, and wondered if today had been a perfect day. i pondered why i had felt this calm and the feeling than it had been a good day... so i started at the beginning.... I woke up before the alarm went off... which was good cuz i had forgotten to even set the alarm.. My hair actually cooperated in to cute afro puffs... I got my roomie up and took him to work..came home.. got on the tap for a while... went got my nails done...ate wendy's... chilled at home... cleaned the hamster cage... took the other roomie to work...went to walmart... read the mail... vaccuumed out my car...picked up a friend....took him to work... came home chilled...picked kristen up... and finally smoked the blunt that made me hafta write this on here... so now that i see i had a jam packed day, i felt extremely like i hadn't really done anything therefore why i am thinking it was a perfect day. lol. i'll prolly read this tomorrow and laugh....

The Perfect Day
If there was just one wish I could have I would wish for your happiness If there was just one season in each year It would not be winter nor spring nor summer nor fall It would be the season of love If I could give peace It would be all yours If I could make it rain I would so nobody would see your tears falling When you are blue If I could only have one person to give my love, With my arms open wide I would give it all to you A beautiful day and a handsome guy No drops of rain not a cloud in the sky Flowers were blooming colors so fair The wind was blowing gently through my hair You said three words I was longing to hear Three little words I treasure so dear And it was at that moment there was nothing else I could hear It was at that moment the world stood still. c/o Sarah O.

Perfection...........................
Her red hair is long and spilling over her shoulders...a long black dress with almost no back...cut very low in the back so her Master will see the suppleness of her...she is impeccably dressed and ready for Him...candles burning to induce the mood a bit...a snifter of brandy in her hand when He walks through the door...she hands it to him and removes his jacket and escort him to his chair...a game of backgammon is set up for a quick game... the smell of dinner cooking is wafting through the air...her perfume is subtle but when he inhales he is able to remember their last intimate moment a gentle but slight kiss on the cheek makes him shiver slightly...a wonderful CD is in the player..playing nice and soft she kneels on a pillow and lay's against him asking him how his day went and gently reaching over to touch his hand "by accident" When she rises to check dinner she runs her hands down her body to straighten her gown...a quick look and gentle smile over her shoulder brings thought

Perfect Woman
My perfect woman... 1. A woman who can go horseback riding all day long ,picnic included, have a great time and not complain about the bugs or the ants. 2. A woman who lets me be a gentleman without complaining or making a big deal out of it, but still understands that from time to time my testosterone will get the best of me and make me do/say "dumb" guy things. 3. A woman who lets me get away with those occasional "dumb guy" moments and doesn't remind me about them for weeks on end (bonus points if every once in a while she thinks they're an endearing quality). 4. A woman who can participate in a heated discussion about who's better, Hugo or Hawthorne, and then cuddle on the couch with me and watch Austin Powers (for the 100th time). 5. A woman who can dress up and do dinner and the symphony and act the part, but can put on jeans and a t-shirt the next night and shoot darts and/or pool with me in the local bar, listen to my country music selections on the jukebox, and act tha

Perfect Boyfriend
True Boyfriend would: • Love you even when he isn't liking you at the moment* • Give you a card or send flowers just to say he loves you* • Hold your hair after you've drank to much* • Run his fingers through your hair when you have your head on his chest* • Compliment you even when your sick and look sick* • Give you his coat/shirt when he sees your goose bumps**** • Never give up on the relationship, always try talking and working things out* • Tell her she is important and there is more to her then sex**** • Lift her chin, look into her eyes, softly touch her face as you get closer and your lips meet with hers under a blanket of stars* • and,when she runs up at you crying...the first thing you say is..."who's ass am i beating today?" **** guys forward as : i'd be this boyfriend. girls forward as : a perfect boyfriend. if you don`t forward this in four minutes you will lose the one you love. if you do forward this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Perfect Life
I dream of a perfect life. Simple not complicated. Enough to please me, but keep me alive. Happy to smile with no disappointments. I watch the horizon about; no words of doubt. Looking forward in anticipation. But backwards at satisfaction of the conclusion of each day. Heeding the prompts of my inner voice; and what I hear is comforting, full of reassurance. Sweet feelings of contentment. But the human soul dies, To be forgotten soon. Turning into unfamiliar faces; A blank drawn in a space, A hole left in the wake alone. Of a perfect life I dreamt, which closes cold over, and UNKNOWN.

Perfect Girls Dont Exsist!
You aren't going to be her 1st, her last, or her only... she's loved before; she will love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She's not perfect - you're not either. If she can make you laugh and if she admits to BEING HUMAN and making mistakes, hold on to her and give her the most you can. She's not going to be thinking about you every single moment of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows YOU can break - her heart. So don't hurt her, don't change her, don't analyze and don't expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad and miss her when she's not there. Because PERFECT GIRLS DON'T EXSIST, but there's always ONE girl that is perfect for you

The Perfect Sunset
storm breaking in the essence of my heart Sinking into the depths of the water over which I stare A shudder of expectation of beauty as the sun falls to horizon Rock forms silhouetted in fiery glare, as are birds on wing My spirit and soul awakened in passion of excitement The sun setting as the heartbeat rises, erratic, awe struck Life force dwindling to snuff out days memories For creation of imprinted images on longing eyes A lone wanderer of the firmament, as Fulmar soars And Oystercatcher’s shrill cries as startled from perch Land on tide swept sands to search for food The sound of the waves crashing through caves, echoes To capture the never ending cycle framed in sky For the passion of a heart about to live anew An altered state of extreme awareness, beauty awoken Compared to forest walks, waterfalls and meandering streams As Ocean quenches the embers of suns passing Into the depths, the realms of Neptune, perceived Orange glow extinguishing with every

The Perfect Boyfriend
Every girl dreams that one day she will find a boy that does these things for her. Even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someone's life. • give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in. • leave her cute text notes. • kiss her in front of your friends. • tell her she looks beautiful. • look into her eyes when you talk to her. • let her mess with your hair. • touch her hair. • just walk around with her. • forgive her for her mistakes. • look at her like she`s the only girl you see. • tickle her even when she says stop. • hold her hand when you`re around your friends. • when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her. • let her fall asleep in your arms. • get her mad, then kiss her. • tease her and let her tease you back. • stay up all night with her when she`s sick. • watch her favorite movie with her. • kiss her forehead. • give her the world. • write her letters. • let her wear your c

The Perfect Man
The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming too He'll do anything in his power To convey his feelings of love on you. The perfect man is sweet Writing poetry from your name He's a best friend to your mother And kisses away your pain. He never has made you cry Or hurt you In any way Oh, %*#%!@# this stupid poem The perfect man is gay

Perfect Password
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now have to enter a password, something that he would use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in.... P.... E.... N.... I.... S.... His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: PASSWORD DENIED - NOT LONG ENOUGH....

Perfection
The process of perfecting (spiritually) is like making a sword. You are tempered by fire just like the steel. If that steel had any consciousness, imagine it screaming. It has been burned and hammered, and yet what comes out is a perfect, beautiful sword. It takes alot of burning and alot of hammering to make your soul perfect.

The Perfect Man
> > A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He > > gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just > > like Frank." > > > > Passenger: "Who?" > > > > Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the > > time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like > > that to Frank Feldman every single time." > > > > Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." > > > > Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have > > won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like > > an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have > > heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy." > > > > Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special. > > > > Cabbie: "There's more... He had a memory like a computer. Could > > remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to > > order and which fork to ea

A Perfect 10
well i suppose it's that time again, been a few days and i know there are folk out there waiting on needles for the next one, so . . . here's another little story i wrote a few years ago. this is the first of three parts. Weekend Getaway ---------------------------------------------------- Leaving work early on Friday afternoon, hoping to beat the weekend rush hour traffic, I swing by your office and grab you for our romantic getaway. We have been planning this, and looking forward to it, for months. Ever since we first met, and even before then as we chatted first online, and then on the phone, we have been talking about getting away, just the two of us. Driving the old pick-up, we heard north on 28. Fortunately, we had planned well enough ahead to have the truck packed up the night before. So, we are out of the city and approaching 80 long before the Friday rush starts. Crossing over 80, we jump onto 219 and drive through several small rural towns before arriving at our

The Perfect Heart
The PERFECT HEART One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said, "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people stared - how can he say his heart is more beautiful, they thought? The young man looked at the old man'

A Perfect Dream!
I had a perfect dream this morning. It was so great, it felt real. It was about me going and visiting my boyfriend for the very first time. This is how my dream went: "I was surrounded by water. I remember seeing water. I also remember seeing a walk-way across the water. I saw my boyfriend riding his bike to his house. I was beyond him on foot. Next thing I knew is that I'm inside his house. I remember looking out the front door and seeing water again. There was someone sitting outside, but I don't know who it was. I also remember that it was night time. So, I closed the front door. I walk to the kitchen. My boyfriend's mom was in there. We said something, but I don't remember what was said. Then, I fellow my boyfriend into a huge room that had like 2 rooms together. He was showing me some tv's. Then, I layed down between two beds. He was sitting down on one bed and I was leaning against that bed too. Then I got up and layed half of my body on that bed. I layed my arm out and he was

Perfect Girl
The perfect girl for me would be the one that keeps my life on the edge of excitement, using her imagination to keep me motivated about life in general. Making me want her and make love to her at all times. It would be a girl that would love trying new things in life, and keeping our lives wrapped in adventures at all times. Looks count, but it's not a big part of my decision. Emotions and feelings it is what really counts at the end anyways for that it's all there inside my heart..... I would fall in love with that girl, and i would make her the center of my life, giving her all my attention and energies creating the most beautiful story of love.

The Perfect Friend?
THE PERFECT FRIEND I thought I had found the perfect friend, But it took a very short time for that to end, I thought there was hope left in my life, But as it turns out, it was only added strife, I thought for once I had done something right, But I quickly corrected that oversight, I thought I wasn’t useless or a bore, But I was all that and even more, I thought there was a purpose to my days, But that was only a very short phase, I thought you weren’t like all the rest, But like those before, you failed the test, I thought you would stay with me, at least for a bit, But you decided it was better just to quit, I thought life was worth living for a moment in time, But the life I wanted could never be mine, I thought the hunger inside had been fed, But now I know, I was just being misled.

The Perfect Sex
She comes in and stands against the wall. Her shirt is unbuttoned, just barely enough to see her firm breast peek out. She whispers in my ear and turns me on as I gently kiss and blow in her ear. I slide down to her neck and hear her moan lightly. She tilts her head back and opens her shirt all the way, grabbing my head, bringing my lips to her nipples, I get turned on more feeling them harden underneath my tongue. I love her breast, so feminine and gorgeous. She runs her fingers through my hair and points me in the direction she wants to take me. She wants my tongue to taste her, I draw a wet strip down her flat stomach and I as I leave it behind, the warth from between her thighs greets me. Her lovely aroma makes me harder and harder. Finally, I hear her moan louder once I she feels the tip of my tongue slide between her wet lips and drive completely inside her. She tastes so incredible. I'm so excited tasting her juices and feeling her hands on my head, pulling me closer to her. I l

Perfect Mirrors
Last night your eyes were perfect mirrors of the deep blue sky - I looked into them as the wind lifted your dark hair from your flushed cheeks - and I could see God's inspiration for the stars. © All rights reserved

The Perfect Day........
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER… 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh-in 2 lbs. lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer 10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café 12:45 Catch sight of partner’s ex and notice that she has gained 17 lbs. 1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit 3:00 Nap 4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer 4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body 5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe 7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing,compliments received from other diners/ dancers 10:00 Hot shower- alone 10:50 Carried to bed… freshly ir

Perfection...
As much as we want everything in our lives to be perfect. Perfection does not exist. If you asked me to define perfection I would tell you in my eyes perfection is trying your best and taking each day one day at time. If you’re not satisfied, then I would tell you there is no point in getting upset because perfection does not exist. I would tell you to try harder next time and keep trying till you are satisfied with your accomplishments. But don’t stress yourself by trying too hard because remember perfection does not exist. You know you have reached human perfection when your heart tells you so. You’ll feel a sense of pride travel throughout your soul. Don’t live life and waste precious moments worrying or being angry of what you have not become or accomplished. Take those moments and used them to celebrate with your love ones. Celebrate all the things you have become and embellish in your accomplishments. If you don’t understand, then picture a pile of leaves that we

Perfect People
I'm looking for perfect people. I know they exist because others think they do. I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that I have not met this person yet. I don't even think I know what the perfect person would look or act like because after a while of being around them there would be things that get on my nerves. Too perfect would be a flaw. So, as I'm happy being the imperfect person. We can concentrate on the things that do make us happy and ignore the ones that don't. I like to think I can see and find the good rather than the not perfect. Who, and what, would be perfect for me? Gosh I wouldn't have a clue if they were sitting in front of me waving their hands yelling 'look at me'. Remember success only happens when knowledge and opportunity meet at the same time. I have had a lot of missed opportunity looking backwards at the past. Now is the time to look forward and take the chance. Surprise me. Thanks, peace and love. Let me leave you with a quote. by, Christina Bal

Performance Appraisals Terms & Their Real Meanings
Great Presentation Skills - Able to bullshit Good Communication Skills - Spends lots of time on phone Average Employee - Not too bright Exceptionally Well Qualified - Made no major blunders yet Work Is First Priority - Too ugly to get a date Active Socially - Drinks a lot Family Is Active Socially - Spouse drinks, too Independent Worker - Nobody knows what he/she does Quick Thinking - Offers plausible excuses Careful Thinker - Won't make a decision Aggressive - Obnoxious Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs - Gets someone else to do it Expresses Themselves Well - Speaks English Meticulous Attention To Detail - A nit picker Has Leadership Qualities - Is tall or has a loud voice Exceptionally Good Judgment - Lucky Keen Sense Of Humor - Knows a lot of dirty jokes Career Minded - Back Stabber Loyal - Can't get a job anywhere else

The Perfect Heart
One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people stared - how can he say his heart is more beautiful, they thought? The young man looked at the old man's heart and saw its state and laughed. "You mus

The Perfect Wedding!!!!
You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It made the local newspaper; even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's family & to especially thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, were an envelope. He stressed that this was his gift to everyone, & asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his bride having sex with his best friend, the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks

Perfect
you make me warm, You make me sigh, When I see you, In my mind, Your beautiful hair, Your Beautiful Eyes, Make me feel, Like ill never Die, When I am sad, and cant make it through, I just close my eyes, and dream of you, For at that time, While your on my mind, all my problems, Are left behind. If I had a choose, I wouldn’t change a thing, Because your perfect, Just like a dream, Id kill for you, And even die, To make your life, Last a longtime, You were sent from heaven, I know its true, Because no one else, Is as perfect as you.

Perfect Love
Perfect love, Perfect trust, doesn't exist in a world of lust. old fasioned desired outdated by foolish games holding hands means nothing when you can't remember names. lips on cheeks, fingers in hair, are no longer gestures, to show you care. illusions of love, destroyed by what's real... teaches us to not trust what we feel.

Perfection
Perfection All I ever wanted was to be part of your heart and for us to be together to never be apart. No one else in the world could even compare, You’re perfect and so is this love we can share. We can have so much more then I ever thought we would, I would love you more then I thought I ever could. I promise to give you all I have to give, I’ll do anything for you as long as I live. In your eyes I see our present, future, and past, by the way you would look at me I know we will last.

The Perfect Boyfriend!!!
Boys Should; • Give her your hoody even if you go to different schools. • Give her a big tshirt of yours to sleep in. • Leave her cute text messages for her to wake up to. • Kiss her in front of your friends. • Tell her she looks beautiful. • Look into her eyes when you talk to her. • Let her mess with your hair. • Just walk around with her. • Forgive her for her mistakes. • Look at her like she's the only girl you see. • Tickle her even when she says stop. • Hold her hand when you're around your friends and in private. • Let her fall asleep in your arms. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • Come up and grab her by the waist Remember this; • Don't talk about other girls around her. If you love her, others shouldn't matter. • When she's sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When you fall in love with her, tell her. • and when you tell her, love her like you've nev

Performances
Hi everyone! The life of a music director gets very hectic at this time of year. In the next two weeks, I will be involved in 5 evening rehearsals and 6 performances. That means my time online will be somewhat limited. I want you all to know that if I do not get the chance to comment to you or rate any of your items, it's because of those time constraints. I know I have the best friends and family here and I want to keep ALL of you! If I don't get the chance to wish you a Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanzaa or Happy Hanukkah during that time, I wish you all the best holidays possible now. Hopefully things will return to normal during winter break! Peace and love to all of you!!!!!

Perfect Creation
Two beautful legs, so long and so slender, round, slim and firm, and ever so tender. Two lovely hips to increase his desire, rounded and firm to bring out the desire. Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud, commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud. Soft cascading hair hung down over her shoulder, and two dreamy eyes just to make him grow bolder. 'Twas made for man to make his heart sing... Then He added a mouth... And ruined the whole darn thing!!!!

The Perfect Angel I Want (part One)
Well I want some one who will stick with me though the good and the bad times.I want a girl who will call or txt me just to say "I LOVE YOU BABY" or "I'm thinking about you baby".I want someone who'll love me no matter what i say or do.I want someone who stick up for me and would expect the same in return.I want someone who'll take care of me when I'm sick.I want someone who'll cuddle with me.Some one who'll be there for me,When I'm down and who'll cheer me up. To Be Continued................

The Perfect Angel I Want (part Two)
Here's the follow up to part one heres a song i wrote and it explains it better its called "Simply" Ive made it so hard on myself turning my back on how you felt seeing a lie that led me on leaving a love that did no wrong thats what it took for me to say that you simply love despite all the stupid things i've done its hard to remember that you simply love even though I know not what ive done I tried to do this all on my own not thinking once of what you've shown all that I've done has blinded me to everything that you have for me I want you to know that i finally see that you simply love despite all the stupid things i've done its hard to remember that you simply love even though I know not what ive done I dont know why i cant understand I dont know why i cant comprehend I dont know why i cant understand that you simply love despite all the stupid things i've done its hard to remember that you simply love even though I know not what ive done you simply love

A Perfect Day
Its a perfect day for you, its your day keep your head high. Its a noisy world and there will always be somthing or somone to mess it up for u. But your strong and he will guide you to where you need to be. If someone gives you a smile, give them one back, say hi to a stranger, give to somone in need, and you will always feel better about your perfect day.

Perfectdimples/princessd
i'm not every good at this whole blog thing i set up a blog somewhere here in cyber space and i have no idea where that is now. i started a new business this last april and then moved in july 1200 miles away from everyone and everything i've ever known. that move is finally going well and my business is taking off. i got a promotion two days before my goal for that promotion. talk about happy. then came christmas and now new years. i'm looking forward to this new year and all the wonderful possiblities my business has to offer me. kristie www.kissurbossgood-bye.com Every Monday: Jar Candles $20.00 you save $2.00 Bella Wash and Balm Set $25.00 you save $5.00 Car Air Freshner 2 for $6.00 you save $2.00 Mia Melts 2 bags of 10 each for $22.00 you save $2.00 Retiring scents specials while supplies last (act fast) PRICE TO FOLLOW SCENTS BLACKBERRY SAGE JAR VOTIVES MELTS CARROT CAKE JAR,VOTIVES, MELTS CINNAMON TEA JAR VOTIVES AND MELTS COCONUT MACAROON JAR AND

A Perfect Heart In The Midst Of An Imperfect Life
Imperfect life this is indeed. No situation we find ourselves in nor the people we get to meet is perfect. Fortunes fall, hearts break, and we may lose job - home – money – relationships and sanity. Our peace and calm is often shattered by this turmoil and chaos which runs through the whole length of our existence, it seems. This life takes us on a roller-coaster ride which we can’t get out of – unless we say to the world “Stop! Let me out!!” During that lunch meet I had with my lady friends recently,I wondered at how they had changed. Oh not in a big way but rather faintly, slightly. One may not even notice it; but it was something I saw in their eyes and in the nuance of their thoughts vacillating from can-do and can’t-do. The verve and vivacity of their personalities which engaged everybody in lively repartee over meets of the previous years seemed to have watered down. The thought saddened me as I realized that life’s troubles had managed to nip at their joy transforming them i

The Perfect Night
The perfect night starts off with me in my Sunday best waitting for the knock on the door, which would be the women of my dreams and the love of my life. The dinner table is set, candle lit of course. The meal that I worked on all day, just so that it would be perfect. The smells of the stuffed pork chops fills the house. The salad is fresh with many of her favorite toppings adorning it. The chocolate moouse cake looks like hell, but im still happy with it because I knew before I started it that I wasnt good at icing cakes. After dinner came the movie. Nothing special, just something to do while the food settles, plus it gives us time for cuddling that I have longed for for some time now. After the movie was a short walk to the candle lit bedroom. The candles lit up the room so nicely. The bed was made up with candy, a rose, and a gift for my sweet. After I give her the long full body massage that lasted for hours and that made her feel so relaxed and comfortable we sl

The Perfect Guy
I want a guy who can be my best friend, who I can talk to about anything. A guy that cares about me, and would be mad if someone hurt me. A guy who can accept me, and who can accept my past. A guy who knows the real me, and loves me for me. A guy who doesn't care if I have guy friends, and a guy who likes all my friends. A guy with amazing eyes, and a to-die-for smile. A guy who I can be myself around, and he won't care because it'll make him love me more. A guy who's seen me at my worst, and hopes I'm never that hurt again. A guy who doesn't care if I wear my sweats everyday, becasue no matter what--he thinks I'm beautiful. But most of all I want a guy that will want me back and love me for me.

Perfect In My Eyes
Perfect in my eyes Never will it matter how you hurt me, Never will it matter how you lied, You always were and ever will be perfect in my eyes. I'll never think of you badly and I'll never wish you were gone No matter how my heart has been broken Ill never do you wrong. Love never takes a time out and it never stops for a day when you love, you love forever in any kind of way! So it will never matter you hurt me, or how many times ive cried, i love you and thats all that i know, Your perfect in my eyes!!!

Perfection Possible?
Can relationships be thought out, manipulated and controlled? Can love be held at arms length? Not so far. She makes sense. She's intelligent, beautiful, wealthy and reliable; determined. What's not to love? Feeling like an actor, ready to blow his role. Terrified the cherade will soon be discovered. Pins and needles all the time. Living a lie that never ends. Behind a mask that doesn't fit, I gasp for air. Is this happiness? I have the picture perfect girl, it must be. Take a breath, slide the mask back into place and resume the role. Walk softly, always ready to fail. Inevitable destiny, certain failure ahead. Sanity, save me!

The Perfect Person
Just what exactly is perfect? Ever notice people seem to be always searching for that one "perfect person"?do you think anyone really knows what perfect is anyway? Ya cant tell it if they do!!. It seems every one looks for that perfect person and when they think that they have found them, the first order of action seems to always be the same. Take your perfect person then try to change them and mold them into someone that they are not. Now second, once you have this person molded into someone that is totally different than the person that attracted you in the first place, tell them your leaving because "they have changed".It really doesnt seem all so hard to simply accept people for who they are, if you dont like who they are stay away from them to start with!! Hell ,seems so simple dont it?Should be but its just not human nature. People will always try to change you to better suit them, but please, remember this "the best suit for you, is the suit that suits you best". Why do

Perfection In My Eyes
Perfection in my Eyes All I ever wanted was to be part of your heart, And for us to be together, to never be apart. No one else in the world can even compare, You're perfect and so is this love that I have toshare. I have so much more than I ever thought I would, I love you more than I ever thought I could. I promise to give you all I have to give, I'll do anything for you as long as I live. In your eyes I see our present, our future and past, By the way you look at me I know we will last. I hope that one day you'll come to realize, How perfect you are when seen through my eyes.

Perfect Guy
You are so nice you are so sweet you're just the best and no one can beat I love you so much 'cause you're always there you are so responsible and for me you always care A guy like you I cannot afford to lose and out of all the guys you're the one I would always choose 'Cause you are just perfect and you are so divine that when I look for you you're the only one that shines I love you so much you're just the perfect guy but please, baby, to me don't you ever lie 'Cause I think you're perfect and I don't want to change my mind and I will always hate a liar and the lies I always keep in mind I hope I'm not wrong in thinking you're a perfect guy 'cause I really hate the liars so you will never hear me lie

The Perfect Place
It's shallow depths that scrape your skin, yet, not enough to harm you. And, floating dreams of some odd sort; the beauty in surrounding wind. It's perfection in delightful ways - sketching figures in such calm, cool waters. And, no sounds can be heard, but the movement against sparkling ice. The sun sets - so delicious in it's own way, like a burning fire over this wondrous glazed earth. The darkness settles, but no fears seem to arise - the perfect place for the most imperfect person. - - - And, I still feel here at home - inside and out, the wonderful peace surrounding my being . . . as if no problems belong to me, nor this earth; . . . If only it were true, my perfect utopia.

Perfect Date
She breathed in deeply of Patchouli oil leaning back in the tub. Her eyes were closed and her muscles began to relax. Tonight was the night she thought to herself and she wanted it to be perfect. She ran her hand up to her breast caressing it absent mindedly as her mind wandered on what tonight would entail. She pinched her nipple smiling at the delicious sensation it caused. She imagined it was his hands that rubbed over her body. His hands that slipped over her abdomen and lower. Her eyes closed as her fingers found her warmth. Her breathing began to accelerate and her body heat rose. She slipped a finger inside herself stroking in and out in even thrusts. Her hips began to move in time with her fingers which in turn began moving faster. She could see him doing this to her. Her fantasy so intense it bordered on reality. She located her g-spot and began pressing and releasing. Her lips parted as she drew in her breath sharply. Then moan escaped her lips as her free hand began care

Perfect Day
So it's time for me to get deep in my writings and all that. I haven't in awhile so I figured now with everything going on would be a wonderful time to think about deep thought and share them with everyone. Life: taking a breath everyday and living the breaths and sec. for everything they are worth. Thats how I'd love to truely say I've lived mine. but I'm not able to say that I've taking them for what they are worth alot of the time. But At least I k now I'm not alone. I've opened my eyes this weekend to a whole new thought on being lost and having to find myself. But where do I start when I'm truely a lost soul who can't seem to find the right path. I know Im 20 I still have time to find that right path but do I really. No one knows when it's there time and so I'm failing at living to the fullest in some ways. the 3 L's of living to me at one time was live laugh love... While I've changed the love to learn now. Cuz love has gotten me no where but learning has did so much more for

Perfect Relationship? How To?
You know.. in life, I always believe that the more you put in, the more you get. But we aren't always meant to find everything we want right away. And things aren't always supposed to be easy. If anything, the harder the goal, the sweeter the rewards.. Also, rejection is healthy.. I know, you would think? what? yeah It's healthy. I believe in Karma. I believe *to paraphrase a Rolling Stones song* that you can't always get what you want, but you do get what you need. So, when you meet someone, and it doesn't work out.. well, you move on, and basically tell yourself that whatever else comes your way will be better. Why? because whatever you have gone through, had good and bad. A bad relationship is a lessons learned deal. You know better, you refine and avoid what you know to be not good. So.. now.. what is MY approach to this? Simple.. It comes down to friendship, trust, respect, common grounds and a strong animal lust :) Yeah I know.. Som

The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$90,000" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000" MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a pretty good price." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!" MAN: "Bye!

A Perfect Mother
Since the moment I entered this world, You have cared for me like no other. There is only one word to describe you, That is in every way a perfect Mother. In the years you have watched me grow So many memories we can now replay. You've been there to love and protect me, From my birth to this very day. When there's a cloud covering my path, Or a problem I am about to face. You'll be the one wipe away my tears, And put everything back in its place. Your warm touch is one of a kind, So gentle to send me to sleep. Your voice is one of an angels, A beauty only you deserve to keep. The way you always make me smile And the way you play with my hair. When I need to talk, you'll put me first, So I know how much you care. The sun in you're heart will continue, To shine in the future in all you do. The most special person in my life by far, I'm happy to say is you!

A Perfect Life
I dream of a perfect life. Simple not complicated. Enough to please me, but keep me alive. Happy to smile with no disappointments. I watch the horizon about; no words of doubt. Looking forward in anticipation. But backwards at satisfaction of the conclusion of each day. Heeding the prompts of my inner voice; and what I hear is comforting, full of reassurance. Sweet feelings of contentment. But the human soul dies, To be forgotten soon. Turning into unfamiliar faces; A blank drawn in a space, A hole left in the wake alone. Of a perfect life I dreamt, which closes cold over, and UNKNOWN.

The Perfect Blowjob
The room dim lit... I see you there before me... my wrists lightly bound, sitting in a sturdy, high back chair... In your bed room... My elbows rest sensually my knees, legs spread slightly... My ankles fastened to the chair legs... but, they are not your bindings... My shoulders drawn, head high... You see my breast rising with every breath, shallow, calm and slow... My chest filled with pride, knowing you will walk in upon me in this manner... Blindfolded, and the music just loud enough that I do not see or hear you enter the room... Candle light flickering, dancing all around my naked body, peaceful, my mind at ease... You smell my scent, now lingering in the room, heavy laden with my own musk ... My anticipations draw my shoulders back as I take in the darkness surrounding me... Masked, your light dances and runs rampant in my mind, I am sure you are near, yet still unsure where... You lie back in the shadows, "glowing like the light of phosphorous, best viewed when all around is d

The Perfect Pill
the perfect pill would consist of: a lil something to give you energy and motivation.... a lil something to help you forget what hurts you... a lil something to send up a flag when those things that hurt you but you forgot about start to happen again... a lil something to make you brave.... a lil something to make you happy... a lil something to make you have good self-esteem... a lil something to make you concentrate.... a lil something to keep it down to one personality... a lil something to make you true to yourself... a lil something to have you compromise just enough without giving up yourself.... a lil something to stop you from putting up with the bullshit and unnessisaries in your life..... please if i left anything out feel free to add on....

The Perfect Person
Ever notice people seem to be always searching for that one "perfect person"?do you think anyone really knows what perfect is anyway? Ya cant tell it if they do!!. It seems every one looks for that perfect person and when they think that they have found them, the first order of action seems to always be the same. Take your perfect person then try to change them and mold them into someone that they are not. Now second, once you have this person molded into someone that is totally different than the person that attracted you in the first place, tell them your leaving because "they have changed".It really doesnt seem all so hard to simply accept people for who they are, if you dont like who they are stay away from them to start with!! Hell ,seems so simple dont it?Should be but its just not human nature. People will always try to change you to better suit them, but please, remember this "the best suit for you, is the suit that suits you best".

Perfect 10???
Perfect 10 men have been led to believe that there is such a thing.When i realty she is just a unicorn; a myth; more like a practical joke gone horribley wrong.The truth is there are High maintance 7....Or Well dressed 5 at best...Sorry to break the bad news .

Perfection
I have learned in life that My Imperfections Suite me.. And that My Idea of perfect is not that of the people around me's Idea of perfection. I believe that the man I loves looks are perfect, because what I see when I look at him and look into his eyes, is not what he sees when he looks at himself. That does not make my idea of perfection wrong, nor his wrong, it simply makes them different and unique to themselves. I find that in so many things I encounter in this world and in my life there are perfect things that fit together just as they are supposed to and then there are Imperfect things that become perfect in the moment because of there simple imperfections. I am a woman who believe that being perfectly imperfect is sometimes the only way to find happiness, and isn't happiness what we all are in search for in our lives. If we stop and see the world for what it really is a vast amount of people with there own view of perfection and each of us trying to obtain our view of pe

Perfect Woman, Perfect Attitude.....
1. I'll swallow it all, I love the taste. 2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! 4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies? 5. That was a great fart! Do another one. 6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. 7. You're so sexy when you're hungover. 8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. 9. Let's subscribe to Hustler. 10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend? 11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses. 12. I'll be out painting the house. 13. I love it when you play golf on Sundays. I just wish you had time to play on Saturday, too! 14. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again. Come see! 15. I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would you please try again? 16. No, no....I'll take the car to have the oil changed. 17. Your mother is way better than mine. 18. Do me a favor. Forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and

A Perfect Woman Is Not Real!
if as a man you think a woman is perfect than you are wrong don't base your decision on her face how her tits look in a bra or how her ass looks in a thong..don't listen to her hook..listen to her song...she speaks about men in her past so negatively what makes you so certain she has any positive energy? when men in her past have had similarities but she wants sympathy and never looks at things realistically ...So begins the brainwashing..wondering about the outcome of a few things ..the drinking ..the constant clubbing..the blaming others and not being self loving ...I don't understand you You respect someone who disregards you You are concerned with someone who is only concerned with himself.You set standards for men that you don't have for yourself .This isn't a perfectly constructed definition but unlike you that many think are perfect ...atleast it's REAL

The Perfect Lady!!!!
better not to fall inlove in online..coz its so hard to let go..hard to move on...and you dont even know if he or she is serious about you...you better meet and get to know each other... ITS A FRIENDLY ADVICE... im a half japanese and half irish lady..im a pet lover,i have 6 dogs,2 bunnies and 3 cats..im a romantic person that love to cook for you..actually if have a date it would be in my home,we can cook together or i can can cook for you... i love to cook and i have my own recipe that only me can make it..(wanna know what it is)hahaha give me pets first... well im a beach girl also..how i wish i have a home near the ocean,have a perfect family and more pets.. if i have a problem i will go to the beach and listen to the sound of the waves...(sigh.....) in that way i feel better..... well what else??hmm??im a friendly person and i really really love my mom and my pets...hahaha one thing i can say,im not the best,,,im perfect...and if you have nothing well you have everything that n

Perfectly Un-perfect!
He's sitting at a bar sipping on tequilla, watching every girl that walks by. She's sitting on the bed wondering when he'll be home, wiping off the tears that she crys. He's done this every week for the past month, and she's always stood by his side. But tonight he's going home with the girl he's danced with all night. She's gonna sleep alone, waiting patiently for him to come home. Back to me, oh lord please bring him back to me. I can't bear to think about what has happened, why my love hasn't come home. Is he held in the arms of another, or is he just staying late with his friends? Back to me oh lord please bring him back to me. He sets out for the office the next morning, and she sets off to take their kids to school. A long night she cried last evening, he's feeling a little uneasy from what happened with him last night too. He decides to call it a day early, packed it up and headed back home. When he arrived she wasn't there waiting, but he will just keep waiting. Bac

Perfect In Weakness.
Her cry is like a melody Sung softly to the skies Searching for an answer Unable to find in herself Pleading for her worries To be gently kissed away Her frown is abstract art Waiting for a brave soul To level the rough edges With undying compassion And smooth the wrinkles With hope for tomorrow Her heart is like a maze With shattered promises Crowding each crevice And devious lies linger While bleeding venom Poisoned innocence She's broken no doubt Yet shines like no other Whisper sweet nothings Gaze as she beams joy With a smile so genuine Scripted with splendor While others cower in fear She's perfect in weakness

Perfect Star....
A perfect starTo touch the night,A perfect starIs my guiding light.A perfect starSo far away,A perfect starWho makes my day.A perfect starIs what I see,A perfect starGod gave it to me.A perfect starIn my mind,A perfect starI thought i'd never find.A perfect starI thought was here to stay,A perfect starFinally came my way.A perfect starI cry for every night,A perfect starI have loved with all my might. HOW IM FEELING AT THE MOMENT....LEAVE COMMENTS PLS! THANX!

The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.Everyone else in the room stops to listen.MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. I can hardly hear you..........are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000.Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure......go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models.I saw one I really liked" MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$90,000" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ...The house I wanted last year is back on the market.They're asking $950,000" MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it.. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It's really a pretty good price." WOMAN: "OK.I'll see you later! I love you so much!!" MAN: "Bye! I

Perfection
Plenty people throughout my life told me that perfection don't exist....but from my point of view, they haven't kissed your lips.....Held your hand Or touched your skin......It's obvious they never looked into your eyes and saw the ocean deep and wide......Or seen the clearest skies, lost their breath and damn near died, from their hearts skippin beats.....They must have never felt your touch...It's crystal clear to me that your smile has never lit their life.....They must be out their minds.....Cuz I seen perfection with my eyes...Seen my reflection deep inside......

Perfect
Sometimes at night,When I look to the sky,I start thinking of you,And then ask myself "why?""Why do I love you?"I think and smile,Because I know,The list could run on for mile.The whisper of your voice,The warmth of your touch,So many little things,Make me love you so much.The way you support me,Even my silly notions,The way that you care,And show such devotion.The way that your kiss,Fills me with desire,And how you hold me,With the warmth of a fire.The way your eyes shine,When you look at me,Lost with you forever,Is where i want to be.The way that I feel,When you are by my side,A sense of completion,And overflowing pride.The dreams that I dream,That all involve you,The possibilities that I see,The things that we can do.How you finish the puzzle,That lies inside my heart,How deep in my soul,You are a very important part.I could go on for days,Telling of what I feel,But all you really must know is...My love for you is real

Perfect Love
The air is my breath earth my body trees my clothing Do you remember? The sun is my companion my friend my lover Has he forgotten? You dig into my veins to take my blood greedily using every drop then I choke on fumes You cut holes into me fill them with your refuse then cover them up allowing the wounds to fester I shake from the pain I howl from the pain Do you feel me? Can you hear me? I bathe myself in the waters but I burn where I can't reach You used to help me You promised to take care of me I try to quench my thirst with rain but all I have are my tears Have you forgotten me? Listen and remember before it's too late Not my own words, but follows along thoughts I've had. Meko Love is to not support the ACT http://www.leapoffaith.com.au/2005/05/love-is-to-not-support-the-act/ I believe that love is not about money, status, convenience, height , weight, or e

The Perfect Love
All we had of laughs and tears,We both kept it a secret so no one hears,I thought we could stay together,But I knew these days wouldn't last forever,She first treated me like a friend,But I knew this couldn't be the end,I saw the sun rising upon the shores,Who would stay in while she could be outdoors,We used to have fun under the rain,Such moments were magical that words cannot explain,Till that day when we had our first kiss,That day is in my mind and I'll always miss,The love we shared grew strongly and fast, She was everything to me, my present, future and past,Words cannot describe the beauty of her eyes,She is perfect that she can never tell lies, The happiness of the world is felt in her smile,Describing it would take years and years, not just a while,All the love we felt was real,It was innocent, perfect and pure that no one can feel,Keeping us from each other would be tough,Even the strongest power on earth won't be enough,She was the closest one to my heart,Nothing in the wor

Perfect People
I realy have an issue on Perfect Perfect,,,(PP). I understand that some people think they are perfect. That no once can make a mistake. Here is a lesson, I am not perfect, I have never been perfect, and when I do make mistakes, which I do on a daily basis. I try and corect the mistake. I AM VERY HUMAN. But when people put you on ignore there can never be a resolution to any disagreement and future discussions. So the problem just sits there and never has any resolution, and I am going to say a little/lot bit of resentment. I guess I will have to chauk this one up to someone elses loss not mine,,,,cause I am here to make friends, not enamies. Thanks for reading and if you have any comments or wish to make a statement of any kind,,,,feel free.

Perfection
Perfection is found in love and we have found the wayBody heat brings the sweatWe glide together and the world melts awayOur time together has just begun and your pleasure is mineTwo hearts bonded by forces unseenI feel you inside and out as I caress your back and you slide down onto meyour eyes catch mine and we see only each other in the purest formI feel you tremble inside and you feel me grow with urgent anticipationArching your back I can feel your soul intertwine with mineWe cry out together as our love is forever pushing our combined energy out into the universe foreverLaying next to one another breathing in syncNo words are needed as we wrap up in each other feeling no pain past or presentHearts filled with love and joy with no selfish intentBody's apart but forever together

Perfect - Thanks Boo!
The perfect breakfast: coffee with lots of cream, eggs scrambled with monterey jack cheese, mushrooms, and chives. The perfect date: A lot of conversation, a little alcohol, somewhere with a view. The perfect kiss: takes my breath away and depends on the moment! The perfect argument: One that clears the air and ends in a kiss. The perfect man/woman: smart, funny, attentive and adores me :) The perfect shoe: a strappy sandal that makes me feel sexy. The perfect movie: leaves me happy at the end. The perfect flower: tulips The perfect time of day: sunset The perfect mood: exhilaratingand elevating joy The perfect dream: one that is so real that you wakeup and cannot be sure if it was a dream or if it actually happened....usually involves some kissing :) The perfect drink: really good red wine - or a vodka martini straight up with extra olives The perfect name: certainly not

The Perfect Man!
The Perfect Man The perfect man is gentlenever cruel or meanhe has a beautiful smileand he keeps his face so clean The perfect man loves childrenand will raise them by your sidehe will be a good fatherand good husband to his bride The perfect man loves cookingcleaning and vaccuuming toohe'lldo anything to conveyhis feelings of love to you The perfect man is sweetwriting poetry from your namehe's a best friend to your motherand kisses away your pain He has never made you cryor hurt you in any way......OH SCREW THIS STUPID POEM............THE PERFECT MAN IS GAY!!!!!!

Perfectly Flawed
Why hello there, I am fairly new to this site, not new to blogging though... So let's see how this goes. I'm working right now, really I complain like hell about my job [warning you now] but hey... I have so much time to fuck around I should appreciate it far more than I currently do. On the prior to sitting in an office watching my ass grow, I used to run around in an art and frame shop constantly moving. Constantly burning the calories, interacting with people, and actually having non-computer based fun. So in order for me not to not to carve my brain with pens, pencils and scissors while at work... I explore the internet and it's numerous wonders. Thank goodness for Work Safe Mode :D

The Perfect Moment
What is the perfect moment of passion well let's see... The perfect moment would as follows..Coming home to find the one you love waiting for you patiently. Longing to hold you and kiss you.As you walk through the door and say you are home the glistening of the eyes as you meet the gaze tells you all. The sudden rush to greet the other with a loving embrace and words welcoming you home. The longing of the first kiss as you are being held...Cuddling closer to one another after loving words have been exchanged to one another and then that faithful kiss that was waiting to come around. As you kiss one another each others hearts beat faster as the embrace gets slightly tighter to hold each other closer. Feeling the rush of love and compassion you both wonder aimlessly around to find a comfortable spot to sit and relax and talk about each others day briefly. Knowing that there is time for everything in a single moment that stretches beyond time. After knowing that dinner is already made

A Perfect Jem
a perfect jem, a perfect jem is someone like you, who sees the soul of a person, and not what the person looks like, a perfect jem is when you smile. not the frown we sometimes see, a perfect jem is someone like you, who will be my friend to the end, and someone who we can call upon, when we lost our smile, you are a perfect jem, just remember that bedrock

The Perfect Wedding.......lmao!!!!
You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It made the local newspaper; even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's family & to especially thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, were an envelope. He stressed that this was his gift to everyone, & asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his bride having sex with his best friend, the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them

Perfect Girl
Perfect Girl Manny was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends had already gotten married, and Manny just bounced from one relationship to the next. Finally a friend asked him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you THAT particular? Can't you find anyone who suits you?" "No," Manny replied. "I meet a lot of nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them. So I keep on looking!" "Listen," his friend suggested, "Why don't you find a girl who's just like your dear ole Mother?" Many weeks past before Manny and his friend got together again. "So Manny. Did you find the perfect girl yet. One that's just like your Mother?" Manny shrugged his shoulders, "Yes I found one just like Mom. My mother loved her, they became great friends." "Excellent!!! So,.... Are you and this girl engaged, yet?" "I'm afraid not. My Father can't stand her!"

Perfect Wisdom
I, like most people, have often found myself pondering the meaning of life. I sit in the back yard, sitting in the backyard in the lotus position staring up into the stars, meditating while on peyote. One day it crosses my mind that what if the atheists are all right that when we die it is all over. What then? One day you will die, and then you will cease to be, just as once before you never was. The average human being lives roughly seventy-five years, give or take a few decades. A fruit fly lives only a few hours, which seems like a significantly short lifespan to us, to the fruit fly that is a long well lived life. Oddly, some tortoises can live hundreds of years, our lifespans must seem relatively short to them. Yet, when you consider that the age of the earth is 4.5 billion years old, then in comparison with the earth, our lives our not much longer than the fruit fly’s life. Our lives vanish in the blink of an eye when compared to the lifespan of the universe. No

Perfect Day
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER… 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer 10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café 12:45 Catch sight of partner’s ex and notice that she has gained 17 kgs 1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit 3:00 Nap 4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer 4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body 5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe 7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/ dancers 10:00 Hot shower- alone 10:50 Carried to bed… f

Perfect Person
I have been asked this more then once and to be honest there is one thing I say about it: THEY DO NOT EXIST! Anyone I don't care who they are, where they are from is not going to be perfect for you. There will always be something you love, and dislike (or hate if you have really strong feelings and emotions) about a person. People ditch, or bitch about whatever relationship they are having at the time. They don't seem to want to try to fix things. Heads up here: It's how you deal with the other persons issues you dislike or hate that makes the relationship happen! Its the differences in all of us that make us and our relationships unique, I don't care what kind of relationship you have, or what kind of person is in it. So the next time you feel like ditching or bitching about your relationship or person your with remember you could be part of that problem, and try to remember why you got together with that person in the first place, If your really that unhappy, then talk

The Perfect Guy
~The PERFECT guy would~ *Text you Everyday *Tell you you're gorgeous in front of his homies. *Stay on the phone with you even if you’re not saying anything.. *Teases you, but lets you tease back. *Stays up all night with you when you’re sick. *Watches your favorite movie with you. *Won’t wipe his mouth after you kissed him. *Gives you the world. *Lets you wear his clothes. *When you’re bored and sad, hangs out with you. *Lets you know you’re important. *Kisses you in the pouring rain. *Would never say harsh words to you. *Would ask you out

Perfectly Flawed
Do me a favor, and don't even finish that sentiment if you dare utter it to me.To me, that is like saying you'd fuck someone whose face falls under the category of Coyote Ugly as long as she had a "smoking" body. I am curvy. Voluptous. Zaftig. Rubenesque. Fluffy. Full-Figured. Pleasingly Plump. Thick. Juicy. I am proud of my curves and I like to think that I wear them well and they wear me just as well in return. And, I am beautiful. Arrogant? Perhaps, but it's the truth. I've been told my smile could melt even Scrooge and have eyes that could cut through cast iron. I posses a healthy mane of long, dark hair and piercing green eyes. Hair that spills down to a full bosom further enhanced by hips that have proudly borne a child. Contrary to the popular belief held by some of a fuller figured woman; no I do not smell, have bad breath, or get winded from sex. I am healthy. I have (knock wood) not one health problem brought on by the fact that I carry some extra weight and I do carry it wel

Perhaps
I'm still getting adjusted to this whole lostcherry blogging thing. I mostly blog on Myspace, but that's becoming a total shitter for me. Why? Who knows. Perhaps I need a change. I met a few cool people on here. I wouldn't mind meeting a few more though. (No Hook-Ups though. I love the one I'm with;) ) I guess I'm just sick of dealing with drama circles. You know the ones. The circles where no matter what you do, or who you meet, they end up with the same friends you tried so hard to get away from. That's me right now. I'm not a hard person to get along with. Really, I'm not. Yeah, my standards are a bit high, but it's not like you have to have a 4.0 GPA or an IQ of a Rhodes Scholar to even deal with me. I only want my friends to apply themselves for something better. I'm not gonna turn the other way while a friends is being self-destructive. I know they wouldn't do that to me:) I guess this is the ending of my maturity process. Wish you guys were there for the beginning. You misse

Perhaps I'm A Bad Person...
How I love to torment them.. Interesting how even a picture of a spider makes their skin crawl. I love it. This was a conversation in my shoutbox today. rockfordja...: do me one favor pleas eget that danm spider away from me ->rockfordja...: lol never! rockfordja...: i had a spider the size of a dinner plate crawl over my head and face since then i hate them He wouldn't give me a description of the spider or anything unfortunately. My guess is between exaggeration and pussification, it was a large wolf spider, maybe 6 inches total legspan. I can't imagine any scenario where one would crawl on someone's head other than him sleeping, but generally these are skiddish as hell and will stay hidden. There are some very large orb weavers and other web spinning spiders that get pretty big, so in the even of walking thru the web of one of these larger ones, then yeah, could happen. I've noticed that when people talk to me about spiders, unless they've actually kept spide

Perhaps Its The Booze Talking
so last night i get a call that i should come out and drink. nothin new realy...i get htese calls all the time. so anyway, my buddy's girlfriend just got a job at my local dive bar. cool. anyway they are having this great drink special and my buddy is payin my tab. whoohoo. so we are all havin fun drinkin when this bunch of guys walks in looking like a gay version of a scandanavian hairmetal band. and one of them is named rodrigo (wtf?) well rodrigo starts talkin shiht to me and i shut him down because he is a pussy and cant back himself up. one of my friends has to work in the morning so he bails early. so instead of getting a ride home with him, i end up at my buddy's house. wel recently his girlfriends mom came into town and is staying on the couch and he just happened to get a new roommate. we are all up and talkin and whatever. next thing i know my buddy and his girl are going to bed. her mom is starting to fall alsep on the couch... and the roommate... mayb

Perhoen's Writings...
i want you to tell me what do you think about this text. Meeting… I was beginning to feel a little nervous….it may be by the fact that I was waiting for him to come for more that a half an hour. It was the second time in 3 years, when he was late. I was worried that something bad could happen to him and I was composing all kind of scenarios of him being injured or something else. Ten minutes later, he arrives. I was by now slightly nervous, I thought that he won’t come today, when I was waiting forward to see him. I have already told him that something very important happened and that we have to talk about our relationship. I look in front of me and saw him approaching, with his rash steps. ‘Sorry, I’m late.’ he said. ‘No problem- I lied- as a matter of fact I’ve just arrived’. I wouldn’t tell him for nothing in the world that I was waiting for more that 40 minutes. ‘Are you ok, my dear?’ I look at him and I can’t get the point of all this talking, we both know the re

Perhaps You've Noticed...
I just cut my friends list down from over 4,000 to closer to 250. (I know fubar says its much higher but someone can't count). I decided to do this when I realized just how greedy and selfish the majority of the people on this site have become. I don't want to be just a number on a list and I don't want my friends to be that way on mine. I also deleted all of the people I was a "fan of" and am currently re-fanning those that I truly AM a fan of. I will no longer accept random friends requests. I will no longer fan people just because the Fu-people think I should. If you want to be my friend, BE MY FRIEND. If you want to be my friend when you need something or want something or when I buy you bling... please move along. If you are on my list and don't talk to me, don't be surprised when I remove you. Don't come and ask me why I deleted you. My list is and will continue to be a FRIENDS list. And for the record, just because you tell me I have nice tits, that doesnt make you my friend.

Perhaps
Perhaps love is, a state of mind Or a feeling deep within That grows and blooms most every day For the joy that it can bring Perhaps love is, so fleeting Like the blinking of an eye One minute it is with us Then the next, it passes by Perhaps love is, so many things That we cannot contemplate Like pure and raw emotions Or our destiny and fate Perhaps love is, most everything That causes us to crave For things that cannot ever be From the cradle to the grave Perhaps love is, the unison Of two people who are one Entwined in each and every way From dawn till setting sun Perhaps love is, the tie that binds Through life and death as well To meet again beyond the grave Be it heaven, be it hell Perhaps love will, find us one day So true without deceit And make us feel that we are whole Then set our hearts to beat Perhaps love can, give reason to Believe in destiny And someday soon, there will be love For you, as well as me

Periodicals
Forecast: Sex and Marriage with Robots by 2050 Charles Q. Choi Special to LiveScience LiveScience.com Fri Oct 12, 5:10 PM ET Humans could marry robots within the century. And consummate those vows. "My forecast is that around 2050, the state of Massachusetts will be the first jurisdiction to legalize marriages with robots," artificial intelligence researcher David Levy at the University of Maastricht in the Netherlands told LiveScience. Levy recently completed his Ph.D. work on the subject of human-robot relationships, covering many of the privileges and practices that generally come with marriage as well as outside of it. At first, sex with robots might be considered geeky, "but once you have a story like 'I had sex with a robot, and it was great!' appear someplace like Cosmo magazine, I'd expect many people to jump on the bandwagon," Levy said. Pygmalion to Roomba The idea of romance between humanity and our artistic and/or mechanical creations date

The Perils Of Male Grooming Products
Men everywhere: When attempting a "back,sack and crack," proceed with caution.... I found this on FB. THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON.CO.UK AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. "After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian, I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic, I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat. I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea, I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers, how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise, I went down to the bathroom. Initially, all went well and I applied the gel and

Perks
you know i think ive juss started figureing shit out. Lifes a fucking bitch there is no way around it it is truely impossible for people to be fully happy so we should all learn to cherish the little shit that bring us hapyness wheather its watching our children born there first day of school or even something as simple as an everday sunrise life is to fucking short to stress this shit and wheather or not i sound gay right now i dont care live life as it comes stop sweatin juss enjoy what you got and be fucking thankfull for it

Perk Just Isnt Me.
I've never really been afraid of loss in fact i dont think that i have much more in life to gain. I'm 21 I have an old soul. I feel like i should have graduated college five years ago. I graduated in 2003 and its now 2007 I should be graduating this year, i should be finished.. But im not. You see somewhere in life i kind of got lost, and never really made it fully back onto the track. Now Its split so many times, im not really sure how to get back or which road to take anymore. I cant go back because i have to go forward, to go back. I hope to accomplish that this year, This year has to be the year, or i wont be able to live with myself anymore. So mom called me today and i was at work and she left me a msg saying i needed to call her, that something bad happened. If you know me then im sure you know my sister. She was in a bad car accident when i say bad i mean everything since this has been nothing. This morning, at 4 am she was taken to a hospital in West Virginia. i kno

Perks Of Life
Why is every time you do something nice or go out of your way for someone, it's never appreciated. They sometimes get upset or mad at you for it. It's frustrating as all hell. Makes you feel like no matter how hard you try to make them comfortable, do something nice or just go out of your way it doesn't matter. Kinda makes you feel like crap for every caring. Oh well used to that it seems to be part of my everyday life for yearssssss............. Feel no sympathy please I needed to vent.. Perks of Life "Life is what u make it, not what is tossed at u." "At fault, never more than idiotic nonsense." "Tempers flare, tears fall, rage is beknownst to break u." "Cry for me, I'd cry for u, do u still care or did u ever?" "Hmm, innocense is a virtue, it beholds the truth, but are u willing to hear it?" "P.S. To all that read these, dont copy.....get your own minds rattling at the perks of life......and let downs.....Thanks....but hope u all like......"

Perky
This is my cat Perky He died yesterday at the grand old age of 19yrs which is equivilent is 133yrs our years. Has been in the family for 16yrs, so hence I miss him. Just seems strange putting down 1 dish of food instead of the usual 2. Gandy our other cat is missing him too. She keeps a look out to see if he comes home. He had a large tumour so I had him put to sleep with me holding him, tis a gutter I can tell you ;) He might be gone but never forgotten ;)

Perks Of Being Over 50
PERKS OF BEING OVER 50 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, Did I wake you???? 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat supper at 4 PM. 9. You can live without sex but not your glasses. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with elevator music. 14. Your eyes won't get much worse. 15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to payoff. 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't rememb

Perks Of Being Over 40
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?" 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M. 9. You can live without sex but not without glasses. 10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations. 11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. 13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 15. You sing along with elevator music. 16. Your eyes won't get much worse. 17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 19. Your

Perks
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?" 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M. 9. You can live without sex but not without glasses. 10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations. 11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. 13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 15. You sing along with elevator music. 16. Your eyes won't get much worse. 17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 19. Your

The Perks Of Being A Wallflower
Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines he wrote a poem And he called it "Chops" because that was the name of his dog And that's what it was all about And his teacher gave him an A and a gold star And his mother hung it on the kitchen door and read it to his aunts That was the year that Father Tracy took all the kids to the zoo And he let them sing on the bus And his little sister was born with tiny toenails and no hair And his mother and father kissed a lot And the girl around the corner sent him a valentine signed with a row of X's and he had to ask his father what the X's meant And his father always tucked him in bed at night And was always there to do it Once on a piece of white paper with blue lines he wrote a poem And he called it "Autumn" because that was the name of the season And that's what it was all about And his teacher gave him an A and asked him to write more clearly And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door because of

Permission Slip
Ha Ha Ha this is tooo funny! APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS Name of Girlfriend/Fiancé/Partner/Wife: I’m going out. Signed: (me) _____________________________ ************************************************* APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period: Time of return: Date: Time of departure: NOT to exceed: Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol

Per Molestias Eruditio
THIS DOLL IS ... ON AIR NOW!!!! IN HOME OF THE GREATEST DJ'S ON THE AIR WAVES COME ON OVER AND JOIN ME LISTEN TO SOME COOL TUNEAGE!! CHAT WITH ME... AND... GET TO KNOW SOME OF THE GREATEST PEOPLE YOU'LL EVER MEET ON FUBAR THIS PLACE IS TOO COOL TO MISS OUT!! SO WHATCHA WAITIN ON?!?!?!? DON'T BE FOOLED BY IMITATIONS... AFTERSHOCK WILL ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF AND WE PLAY THE TUNES YOU WANNA HEAR!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ HERE IS A LIST OF THE AFTERSHOCK RADIO DJ'S ~*~DJ BROWN EYED DAVE (OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (CO-OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ WILL VON~*~ ~*~DJ SQUID LEE~*~ ~*~DJ BRAE (MANAGER & PROMOTIONS)~*~ ~*~DJ SHADOW~*~(CO-MANAGER) ~*~DJ RAVEN LADY X~*~ ~*~DJ DIESEL~*~ ~*~DJ EARTHWALKER~*~ ~*~DJ FLASH~*~ ~*~DJ LOGAN~*~ ~*~DJ SWEETNESSA~*~ ~*~DJ DOLLS~*~ ~*~DJ BABYEMMA ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ COME ON IN AND CHECK US OUT... NO

Permissions
before anyone has a canary i do have permissions from all the authors to share this information with others who have interest in the lifestyle some of these articles i have had permissionfor years to use as long as they are copied in full and have authors name attached they can be posted thanks A/all take care dream

Permission
i guess there are alot of people who are very protective of there photo's but i say dont add photo's of to many personal things....it's not a good thing..i mean i surely wouldn't add my kid or kids in here....but today i offerd to paint a friend and her son....i asked for her permisssion as i always do before i paint something.one of my hobbies.well she said no so i respected her desicion and went on about my buisness...now ....after asking and her saying no....she went from being my friend...to no friend.....no conversation..totally being ignored....okay thats fine if that's the way she wants to be....but we've been talking for almost a month....casual convo's....any ways...were no longer friends all because i asked for permission to paint her and her son....wow atleast I ASKED FOR PERMISSION THERE ARE SOME THAT DONT EVEN COME CLOSE TO ASKING THEY just take n do what they want to with your pics...was i in the wrong NO i really felt i was in the right to atleast ask for permission...

Permanent Distraction
im am confused, cause i love you, i am confused cause i cant have you. I am confused cause i need you....ill always be confused cause you are you. I know I can't always have what I want, but damnitt, I will always strive for it. My Insanity wont let me stop till I get everything I want, and if I cant get it, it will be ok, cause I know what I want wants me to, so I know we struggle together for one goal....peace of mind.

Permission Form
Please copy this form if you'd like your picture in one of my books. Private message me for the address in which to send. Thank you !! Permission Release Letter _______________________ is granting permission to (name of artist) _______________________ to use my artwork to be published in (name of author) ___________________________. (name of book) Please check the box that this release applies to: ƒx Artwork/photo for inside book ƒx Artwork/photo for cover ƒx Author photo(s) I verify that all imagery is copyright free or original artwork. I understand that PublishAmerica retains the right to use the material for publication of this book. PublishAmerica must and will at their discretion make adjustments or even complete changes. They also have the right to use the material for promotion and advertising purposes. Signature: _________________________________________________ Please Mail to: PublishAmerica Attn: Pre-Prod

Permission
I apologize That your memory serves you more than I can now You'll have to make sense of my life somehow Yeah, somehow Well, I close my eyes Remove each piece of armor one by one Inhale this moment deep into my lungs Make amends for all I've done Well how long have I Been sitting here, I must have drifted off I cannot finish any of my thoughts Forgive me for my wayward shot I wake up in the morning, and it comes back to you I breathe in I breathe out, it comes back to you I stare up at the ceiling, and it comes back to you I step out my front door, and it comes back to you The end of my driveway, it comes back to you Brakelights on the highway, it comes back to you I could die in Los Angeles. It would come back to you. All of my devils, they are free at last, oh And all my secrets are revealed, yeah And your permission is all that I, I need to feel All of my devils, they are free at last, oh And all my secrets are revealed, yes they are And your permission is all that I need.

Per:oklahoma State Police
big_sexy20052003 (12/16/2006 5:49:31 PM): ): STATE POLICE WARNING (NOT A JOKE) Please read this.....I hope that all of my Friends Post this and help keep our myspace friends safe. State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of jokerkid613/Ja$on MoNeY contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet.

Peroxide (very Interesting Information)
Peroxide, who knew? (Safer and Healthier than Bleach) This was written by Becky Ransey of Indiana (a doctor's wife), and I want to share it with you. She was over recently for coffee and smelled the bleach I was using to clean my toilet and countertops. This is what she told me... I would like to tell you of the benefits of that plain little ole bottle of 3% peroxide you can get for under $1.00 at any drug store. What does bleach cost? My husband has been in the medical field for over 36 years, and most doctors don't tell you about peroxide. Have you ever smelled bleach in a doctor's office? NO!!! Why? Because it smells, and it is not healthy! Ask the nurses who work in the doctor's offices, and ask them if they use bleach at home. They are wiser and know better! Did you also know bleach was invented in the late 40's? It's chlorine,Folks! And it was used to kill our troops. Peroxide was invented during WWI in the 20's. It was used to save and help cleanse the needs of our troops and ho

The Perpetual Romantic
I am going to be 46 in 24 days. I have been in-love maybe 5 times and everytime it has drop kicked me in the face. I honestly do not know what it is that I am doin wrong. I feel that I'm the type of Man that most women are lookin for. Nice, dependable, Loving, Hardworking, Good father, and Very sincere. And yet I cannot seem to catch a break and find that special someone that wants to love me for me. I have no Idea what I am doing wrong. any Idea's?

Perpetual Perception
Lost in this ever-changing world, trapped inside our constant flux of change - ideas, thoughts and meanings subject to loss only remegere from nothingness and allow themselves to be seen.. But only if we are adapt enough to allow ourselves to see them.. We can then decipher the outcomes and fit them into what we want rather than what we need. Like a clock ever ticking, the river of mind flows endlessly. Never will we, as simple humans, completely understand this flow. All we can do is utilize what we have to the fullest. Not to say we cannot create things from other things, but that which cannot be seen is that which can be created and destroyed - only to be rebuilt afterwards, gaining the strength needed to endure hardships percieved. Although the vast majority of them are simply that - mere perceptions. Different ways different people view different parts of the world. What seems to be true to you is probably false to me. Enlightenment must come from within. I usually care not about

Perpetrators
Your Actual Display Picture Why would someone put another persons pic up as their own display photo?........Especially one of the opposite sex? Isn't there, and if not, shouldn't there be a rule against it? And I'm only meaning the display pic showing who you are. Other than being insecure with who you are and, in a way, cheating the CT "M.O." to increase viewers/visitors are my only thoughts, but I am new, so this might also be accepted common practice. Anyone? Your Actual Display Picture Why would someone put another persons pic up as their own display photo?........Especially one of the opposite sex? Isn't there, and if not, shouldn't there be a rule against it? And I'm only meaning the display pic showing who you are. Anyone? Other than being insecure with who you are and, in a way, cheating the CT M.O. to increase viewers/visitors are my only thoughts, but I am new, so this might also be accepted common pra

Perpetual...
im so fucking sick of this feeling. im sick of feeling passed up, over-looked, left behind, used, unworthy, not good enough, irrelevant.....i dont want to do it anymore. i guess ive always felt that putting up w/ the bullshit proved your dedication. ride or die, right? thats ok, you go for that other girl. ill be waiting right here when thats over. im always here. always waiting. and it just seems to be one guy after another and another. they dont want a gf right now. at least thats what they tell you. then they meet someone else, and suddenly do. im like fucking "good luck, chuck". cant find a gf? date amanda casually, and refuse to make a commitment, you'll meet the girl of your dreams in the process. fuck, actually DATE amanda and that seems to happen. im sick of being treated like im so insignificant. as if its just ok to treat me this way, because what am i going to do about it, right? cry? oh well..... im done. i mean that. i really cant take it anymore. im

Perplexed
I had to make my Fubar id and all twice. I tried to get back on several times. No avail. So, since I was not in the system under my old ID I remade it. How could this happen. Has it happened to anyone besides me? I have not given my password to anyone else. No one used my puter but me?? Is it an Internet fluke or what? I received no termination notice or any thing. Can some one help? What really upsets me is that a friend does not believe me. How can I convince them it is so. I did not delete my account. Thanks

Perry Father Executes His Two Kids, Kills Himself
PERRY --GA Two children are dead Saturday after being shot by their father, who then turned the gun on himself. The man also shot the children's mother, who was his wife, and her stepfather, authorities said. Their injuries were not fatal. Perry Police Chief George Potter said 36-year-old Michael Lee Hill shot his two sons, Michael Anthony Hill, 7, and Richard Lawrence Hill, 10, execution style shortly before 2:30 p.m. at the home of his estranged wife's parents. Hill was at the home reportedly to pick up his sons for a visit. "Instead of picking them up, he used a (9 mm semi-automatic) gun to kill his sons," Potter said. The couple had been separated for an undetermined length of time. Hill, a truck driver, came to the residence at 640 Pineridge St., shot the two boys, then shot his wife's stepfather, 64-year-old Andrew Hill, in the chest and chased his wife, 30-year-old Bonnie Jean Hill, out of the home before shooting her three times in the leg and back. He then shot himsel

Personality Profiles/quiz Results
Your Values Profile Loyalty: You value loyalty a fair amount. You're loyal to your friends... to a point. But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties. Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself. Honesty: You value honesty highly. You're unflinchingly honest, even when it's not easy. For you, integrity is very important - in yourself and others. People may not always like what you say, but they know they can trust it. Generosity: You value generosity a fair amount. You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take. Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need. But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"! Humility: You value humility a fair amount. You tend to be an easy going, humble person. But occasionally your ego takes over. You have a slight competitive streak - and the need to be the best. Tolerance: You value tolerance h

Personal Note
D/s is all encompassing in the sense that its not just about scenes, and highs, and fun, and pain, and control, and all the exciting things we do. Its about real people, and their needs, and wants. The intense activities that are part of a D/s or BDSM relationship do sometimes have their downsides as well. This article will deal with one of those downsides. Sub Drop. After all the emotional highs of the elevation of a submissive into subspace, the return to normality can have a profound effect on both Dominant and submissive. Each in their own way has reached a level rarely achieved in daily life, and which, very often, neither is prepared for. Sub drop; the coming down, the return to normality, can happen quickly, or slowly. It can be a nice experience, or a bad one. And the effects, good or bad, can last almost no time at all, or they can go on for hours, even days. As a Dominant, the care of my submissive is paramount, and I am a great believer that I should never lose contr

Personal Reflections
You are the man that makes me smile when I am sad and that gives me hope when I feel as though I have lost my way. I never knew how much you loved me until today and it brought a smile to my face and tears to my eyes. I beg and plead, dear God....please let this be real...don't let me get hurt once more. Keep us safe and healthy full of life and love!! I'm in the last stretch now and I am so ready to get Emma out of me! I'm not trying to bitch about being pregnant, after all, it's me that has wanted to be a mommy since the day I was born. I am just so frustrated and at that point of being tired of being pregnant. I'm sure any woman who has been there understands where I am at with this. It feels like I have been with child for years at this point. My body is huge, my ass is drooping, and my tits are swollen. "Would you do it again?" I've already been asked and the answer is for sure. Given the right circumstances and despite how hard this has really, really been for me, I would do it a

Personality
Your dating personality profile: Shy - You are often timid around others, though you will open up when the right person comes along. Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate. Traditional - Modern culture does not move you. You hold traditional values dear to your heart. Your date match profile: Conservative - Forget liberals, you need a conservative match. Political discussions interest you, and a conservative will offer the viewpoint you need. Outgoing - Shy and timid people are not who you are after. You need someone with a vibrant personality to breathe life into a relationship. Traditional - You need someone who is a bit old-fashioned. A person with traditional values and beliefs will perfectly compliment your lifestyle. Your Top Ten Traits 1. Shy 2. Liberal 3. Traditional 4. Big-Hearted 5. Romantic 6. Funny 7. Sensual 8. Adventurous 9. Practica

Personal Life.
One day I won't be someones JOKE. Someones "entertainment" used to fill the void THEY feel and disregarded for my OWN emotions. Hello ass monkeys you're NOT the only one who hurts, or has been hurt. You're NOT the only one with problems. Neither am I. One day, I will be someones ALL. and those ppl will be the lesser for having LOST me. I am SO tired of being nothing. So i am my own everything. Got a problem with that, I just heard a new sucker was born try next door, you'll get nothing but my scorn. Fake ass Doms. 26 I am 26, for the record I am 26 years old. I appear younger. I live carefree and FUN. Why does everyone got to nail me to the damn floor. My dad is telling me I can hang out with my friends once a week, wtf? who the fuck is he to tell me WHEN and where i can go at my age. Bitching about gas. But won't let me have any control over my own life. Furious as hell right now. I give the fuck up, no matter what I do it's never enough. When i care I get yelle

Personality Test And How I Relate..
The Color Code * blue: 52% * yellow: 19% * red: 15% * white: 14% Blues Are Analytical Committed Compassionate Dedicated Deliberate Dependable Emotional Loyal Nurturing Seek Quality Respectful Sincere Thoughtful Well-Mannered Definitely Blue Congratulations, Cindy, you are a BLUE personality. The Core Motivation that drives you through life is "Intimacy". It is important to note that this does not mean sexual intimacy. BLUES need connection - the sharing of rich, deep emotions that bind people together. As a BLUE, you will often sacrifice a great deal of time, effort, and/or personal convenience to develop and maintain meaningful relationships throughout your life. BLUES seek opportunities to genuinely connect with others, and need to be understood and appreciated, especially by their partner. Everything you do as a BLUE has to be quality-based, or you won't do it at all. You are incredibly loyal to friends, employers, employees, and above

Personal Freedom At What Cost
well the cheating spouse has finalized her escape to live with the home wrecker...being a single parent with two children isn't what it is cracked up to be...thank god for the kids and of course the RAY...dogs are always loyal...people could learn from them

Personal Thoughts
Sorry, I haven't been around much. If any of ya would like to keep in touch. Visit me at www.myspace.com/ohs_1997 NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?27-29 2. What is your sexual orientation?Bisexual 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?10-15 6. What is your pubic hair style?Landing strip, a little hair still there 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Thong 8. Have you ever had anal sex?No, not for me 9. What is your favorite position?Doggie style 10. How often do you masturbate?Whenever I can 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Yes, for sure 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?Not that far, just kissing 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Yes, taken them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?Yes, a foursome 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 16. Have you ever been to a nude b

Personality Tests
Hornyscopes!! AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on.They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs.Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this. AQUARIUS MALE IN BED He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and control hims

Personal Experiences...
What a great day Thanksgiving can be. Spending the day just relaxing and eating all kinds of great food. Seeing family members that I havent seen in almost 13 years. I must say that being here in Downey, Idaho is turning out to be one hell of a great time. My mother cooked an entire Thanksgiving meal with ALL the kinds of food you could ever want. We had a Turkey and a Ham, Apple and Pumpkin Pies, Plus so much more. I ate so much that I think I can go the whole day tomorrow without eating anything at all. Although I will most likely dive into those left-overs and make a ridiculous sandwich at some point during the day. My uncle Paul and a couple of my cousins stopped by for dinner. It was great seeing them again. And after we ate, we went out to the mountains to fire off a few hundred rounds while our food settled in our bellies. First we started off with the .38 Special and the .357 Magnum. Then uncle Paul busted out the Black Powder Rifle and old fashioned Black Powder Six Shoote

Personal Information
1. If you were to be stranded on a planet inhabited by giant lobster-like beings, and could only bring one type of fruit, what type would you bring? Fuck the fruit...I'd bring a GIANT fucking pot for boiling and a hell of a lot of butter... 2. What kind of insect would you prefer to eat with your breakfast cereal? LOL...apparently, you haven't been watching those investigative shows...there's already an assload of insect parts in the cereal. And don't make me tell you what I read about salsa at mexican restaurants.... 3. When angels dance on the head of a pin, what kind of dance do they perform? Negro, Puh-lease! The merengue of course. 4. What would you wear to an exhibition of invisible man-eating zombie llamas? Everybody knows you wear a zombie llama costume to such an event. Idiot!! 5. If a tree falls in the forest and claps one hand, what colour is the sound that is produced? Has somebody been tripping on acid recently?? 6. How many egg

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HI GUYS AND GALLS, Lately yu have noticed i havent been that much online havent send gifts or comments out its cause my personal life is a bit upside down not going to good and im very upset at the moment with things so yu wont hear much from me i will come and see whats going on i hope to spend more time with yu all soon again but for now.....i just cant so i hope yu dont mind send a note or comment show me that yu still think of me love ya all friends of mine shavonna Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com This poem is for bobby my sweet little jack russel who i had to let go to heaven last week wednesday thnk yu for all the joy baby rest in peace The Gate of Heaven I got to the gate of Heaven yesterday, After we said good bye. I began to miss you terribly, Because I heard you cry. Suddenly there was an Angel, And she asked me to enter Heavens gate. I asked her if I could stay outside and wait, For someone who'd

Personal Shit, Advice?
Madness. Insanity. I often wonder whether I'm going insane or not, or if I have something inside of me that will one day be triggered, pushing me over the edge into insanity. Today, in our overly politically correct world, we used the term mentally ill, but the real word is insane, crazy. There used to be insane aslyums, now there are mental health facilities. It makes me wonder, have we come any closer to helping those that are crazy, or are we just making it easer to ignore them, to "adjust" them to daily life, drugging them into a sort of tranquility that makes it easier to deal with them, or to tolerate them. There was a time of electroshock therapy and lobotomies, now there are "miracle" drugs. But do they really help? Do they really make the insane not so crazy? If I were to lose my mind, would anything bring me back? There are days where I feel that I've lost control over my mind somehow and other days where I feel just fine. But in the back of the recesses of my mind, there is

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most are made from polymer clay where others are made from resin. http://www3.telus.net/camilleallen/camilleallen/index.htm MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAAT!!!! *techno music plays* excellent! superb. finish him!! fartality. flawless victory. tabasco sauce, cayenne pepper, onion, chili peppers, and mustard seed

Personality
My score on The LONG Scientific Personality Test: INTP - the Architect(You scored 9% I to E, 47% N to S, 80% F to T, and 52% J to P!)You are more introverted than extroverted. You are more intuitive than observant, you are more thinking based than feeling based, and you prefer to go with the flow rather than have a routine. The single word to describe your type is the Architect, which belongs to the larger group of rationals. You wish to sculpt the world around you. Others often find you arrogant, yet you have no desire to direct others, only to inform them. You must know the structure of things, and have a voracious appetite for knowledge. You are very rational in everything you do, and probably consider yourself smarter than most. As a romantic partner, you can be playful with great energy to get things started, but not quite as good on follow through. You may have a tendency to hurt the more emotional types unintentionally by not sharing your own reactions and feelings as

2007 Personal Year Forecast
Metaphysical Muse is Syndicated What is Really Simple Syndication? Metaphysical Muse Archives Embrace Security by tony mims January 3, 2007 tm@listenandbeheard.net FREE Click on Tarot Game at PlanetAUTHORity.com Thursday January 18, 2007 7-9pm Tony Mims will explore the metaphysical arts including, astrology and numerology. A personal reading is included with admission price. $10 advance reservations, $15 at the door. Limited seating. Make your reservations early. Listen & Be Heard Poetry Café Phone :707-554-4540 818 Marin Street, Downtown Vallejo CA, USA 94590 tm@listenandbeheard.net Welcome to another week of self-discovery and universal understanding. You start the first week of the New Year off with this month’s Full Moon. Early Wednesday morning the Moon at 12º Cancer will be in opposition to the Sun at 12º Capricorn. This month’s Full Moon will focus her light on your home versus your job. With the Moon, (which rules the sign

Personal Thoughts
Before i thought it was impossible to fall in love. i thought that there was no true perfect match. i used to laugh at people that said i love you to one another because i was hurt badly once by a man that i thought i had loved who ended up cheating on me. i had lost all hope in ever loving anyone after that, then eventually lost the thought of love and began to think it was all just a joke. until now... have i finally found the man who completes me? have i found the man i want to spend the rest of my life with? the answer is yes. he is my life. I love him with a permanence that endures the passing years. I love him with a joyfulness that subdues all doubts and fears. I love him with an honesty that was born within my heart. I love him with the calm belief that we will never part. I love him with the certainty that I’ll cherish him forever. I love him with the humbleness of one who has been blessed. I love him with the reverence of all that word suggests. I love him with a fervor that

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Well, its that time coming up very shortly. It is about 30 mins away and I will officialy become 30 years old. It still feels like yesterday when going to high school and so forth. So, to all people reading this blog. All I can say is... I hope for some ass kickin times at age 30...and it will all begin at RPMs on Friday Arpil 13 in Bridgeville, PA. Later everyone! SL

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Here are the top twenty movies I would recommend to people in Alphabetical order. Hopefully there is a surprise or two in there and maybe someone will find a movie that they have never seen and find that they enjoy it as much as I did. I would love to here people's opinions on the movies here and I would love to know your favorite movies. If they overlap mine that's fine. If they are ones I haven't seen that would be great too. Dave- Kevin Klein was brilliant in the role of the goofy stand in for an ailing president. While the premise borders on unbelievable, the performances by Klein and Frank Langella are played with just enough of a wink to allow you to lose yourself in the movie. Godfather II - The history of the family made this, for me, a better movie than the first Hackers - Fist movie where Angelina Jolie shows her breasts (plus they are real in this one). If that wasn't enough, the story is solid and I can relate to the characters. Nerd that I am. Did I mentio

Personaility
Do you have a likable personality? I took this quiz- Do you have a likable personality?My Result Was: You have a likable personality. Take this quiz- Do you have a likable personality? More Myspace Quizzes on lots of topics.

Personal Updates
Woo Hoo!!! Made it to Denver Sunday night. Long ass trip but the house is still standing and other than the mouse colony in the garage it seems to be good. Truck didn't start and had a flat tire but nothing major. Been busy running around, setting up appointements and all... fun fun fun I'm in such culture shock it's not even funny! Man... ttfn! I'm sitting at my folks house in VA... long ass trip! Flew from my base in Iraq to one in Kuwait, waited a couple of days then hopped skipped and jumped across the pond and out-processed in El Paso, flew into Dulles yesterday. big sigh of relief... I got to see my brothers family yesterday and went to my parents new house were I slept for 11 hours. To many time zones, to little time.... lol I made it to Kuwait! W00T! That only took a week. My bag went out on the flight I missed last week and it was laying around for a couple of hours. I'm lucky EOD didn't blow it up. That would have sucked!! So sitting here, sippin

Personal Thoughts.
I know someone on CT with an angel morph as one of her pics. She didn't know that it would stir up something so much that it would come down to a black and white issue. So she asked me to write my true feelings on the issue. This was my response: Race shouldn't even be an issue here. The angel morph would be beautiful regardless of color. To me, an angel represents God in strength, grace and beauty--all the things God himself represents. When God created man in his image, he created something that represented himself. What I'm saying is simply that the love of God sees no color, but only ONE race...the Human Race! My skin maybe dark. On my birth certificate, it may say that I'm black or African-American, but the truth is I'm human by God, American by nationality, and Ernest Bethea by name. I'm proud of that. Do not let anyone speak ill about your angel morph. It represents you the way angel represents God. Strength...Grace...Beauty. That's you! This is exactly how I fee

Personality Test!!
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com You Are An ENFP The Inspirer You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends. You are also unconventional, irreverant, and unimpressed by authority and rules. Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives. You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're qutie the storyteller! You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist. What's Your Personality Type?

Personal Observances
I believe religious freedom is not the tolerance of religions, but the separation of yourself from a bureaucratic religious system. I believe all religions have truths and misconceptions. Catholicism I'll start here, because I was brought up in the Roman Catholic Church. I believe in a god; a supreme being, the chairman of all things. I believe in the afterlife, but not the Catholic afterlife. I do not believe the pope has a direct line to god; he is not truly enlightened. I do not believe clergy should remain abstinent, unless it is by choice; sexual energies can be and are constructive. I believe in a moral path; Jesus preached love and respect. He is an inspirational historical figure. I believe Jesus was a son of god as we all are. Judaism The ten commandments are a good moral guide except for the constraining of worship; we must be free to express our own beliefs in god. I believe Moses had a vision, probably not from god; morals are universal and the burning

Personality Questionaire
1. What time did you get up this morning? 7:15ish, after pressing snooze a bunch of times on my alarm set for 6:50am on the clock that's 18 minutes fast. >> 2. Diamonds or Pearls? Both are permanently affixed to my person >> 3. What was the last film you saw at the movie theater? "Ghost Rider" with my little brother (Nicholas Cage rocks) >> 4. What is your favorite TV show? Now? Prison Break, Nip Tuck, The Shield, and Smallville >> 5. What did you have for breakfast? OK this is embarassing: an ice cream sandwhich >> 6. What is your middle name? Elizabeth >> 7. What is your favorite cuisine? Hmmmm......That I make myself?: Angel Hair pasta with creamy pesto sauce, pieces of grilled chicken, sun dried tomatoes, parmesean cheese, artichoke hearts, mushrooms, capers, and lemon. That I eat out: Sushi, Korean food, and the mussels at Olive Garden >> 8. What foods do you dislike? none really... sometimes sea cucumber, but I rarely have to deal with

Personalities...
Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ESFP) Your personality type is playful, charming, open minded, and energetic. Only about 7% of all people have your personality, including 9% of all women and 5% of all men You are Extroverted, Sensing, Feeling, and Perceiving.How Rare Is Your Personality?

Personality
Your Mouth is a Little Big You're not a total tell all, but you don't hide who you are either. You've struck a good balance between discretion and sharing. People know you fairly well, at least on a superficial level. But you save your most revealing secrets for your best friend... or no one! Do You Have a Big Mouth? You Are 8% Abnormal You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul. You are at low risk for having a borderline personality. It is unlikely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement. You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You? You Should Drive a Lamborghini A true daredevil,

Personal Thoughts
I'm wondering where will it be next time? Maybe you will stumble upon me while I'm sunning myself, lying half dressed on a chaise lounge along a quiet part of the beach...enjoying the heat of the sun and dreamy from fancy little umbrella drinks. The sound of steel drums playing somewhere in the background....Mmmmmmm... Warm, moist skin, hand lingering on my breast, eyes closed...softly dreaming how fantastic it would feel to have a mans hand skimming over my body...gently applying more sun lotion to my legs and thighs, lingering gently across my hips and tummy and then slowly up and to my breasts where they stop and caress me, squeezing gently, brushing over my nipples, moving to my shoulders and arms, very relaxing. I barely feel the fingers as they gently part my legs and slip between my very moist and hot thighs, easing against the lips of my pussy, pressure so gentle and firm begin to make small circles around my clit, my breath draws in and stops for moment and a low, slow moan

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seven years of perfection came to an end, the fear within me keeps me from seeing it again, the night it scared the shit out of me is where it began. my truck left the road and i saw the end, that was the night it all began. i tried to get back in the truck, the fear i guess has never left my gut. two lil baby girls and other kids i call my own, is the bigest fear i have and boy it has grown. that one single night when i thought it was at an end, was the one single night it all began. the fear of my life was not my concern, but that of the children is what i learned. they all look to me with eyes so bright, but i lost it all that one single night. what would the moms tell the sweet kids, when they learned the the big truck took me from them. would they know, would they understand? what would they feel? could they go on? for the love of my kids is what drove me on, and the love of my kids is what brought me to an end. the diesel that once ran through my v

Personal Stuff
Kind of lost here right now. The woman I love just told me that she hasn't thought of us as together for a while now. Came as a bit of a shock to me. I knew she had been keeping me at arms length for a while but she would never say what was wrong until tonight. I guess I am back to being single again, still a bit of a shock to me as she was the reason I moved up here. Not sure why I posted this, no one bothers to read my blogs anyway. Sorry to bore anyone that does bother to read this one.

Personal Notes To All My Friends
I just wanted to say im sorry to all of my friends. i havent been on much lately. i have been working and i cant find a lot of time on here anymore but I didnt forget you. hope you all have a great night and miss you all *hugs* thediamonddew.com I am in a blast contest and all I need you to do is RATE, FAN, AND ADD two of my friends. It only takes a couple of minutes and youll get a suprise if you do it. Just let them know that I sent you and send me a message that you did it. Thank you and I hope you have a great day *HUGS* ♡bbG~Elƒin Magical@ fubar Stephanie Lynn@ fubar I just to say i miss all of you and ill have a comp soon i hope so im here to let you know i didnt forget about you.

Personality....
Your Personality is Somewhat Common (ISFJ) Your personality type is stubborn, conservative, trustworthy, and caring. About 13% of all people have your personality, including 18% of all women and 7% of all men You are Introverted, Sensing, Feeling, and Judging. How Rare Is Your Personality?

Personal To Friends And Fans And Family
Well, for those who have carried on a conversation with me. You know of my illness with my lungs and blood and bones. Well, several days ago I had good news that my Lypmatic System had shrunk some what meaning that it was going toward being a more normal size. I said to my doctor does this mean remission they said very close and on the way. So, I been taken this medication that works but has side affects your hair falls out some what but the diseases cause that too, you get sick to your stomach but the diseases cause that to. You feel tired some times but the disease causes that to. Any how seeing that where signs of improvement there is not cure I thought maybe I would be able to stop one of my medication that I been taken for a year now. But, I was wrong now my doctors have put me on a cancer medication as of right now I know I am on it for 6 months I have to take 4 pills on each Thursday of Each week and get blood work done again every month on the 16th. I had finally been able to

Personality Tests
Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 76% Stability |||| 13% Orderliness |||||||||| 33% Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63% Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Intellectual |||||||||||| 50% Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Artistic |||||||||||||| 56% Religious |||||||||||||||| 63% Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Materialism |||||||||||||||| 70% Narcissism |||||||||||| 43% Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56% Work ethic |||||| 23% Self absorbed |||||||||||||||||||| 90%

Personality Disclaimer
WHORE backstabber liar bitch Psycho thief cold heartless uncaring incapable of love stupid immature abuser and the list will keep growing so if you looking into being with me..... YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Personality
Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ISFP) Your personality type is caring, peaceful, artistic, and calm. Only about 7% of all people have your personality, including 8% of all women and 6% of all men You are Introverted, Sensing, Feeling, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?

Personally Written For Me By The Talented "poet"
You are my titmouse... Time Spent The thud was clear And unmistakable As the Titmouse struck The just cleaned sliding Glass door, it lay Small movements, Shuddering down the Length of her wings, Not understanding Why her progress so Abruptly stopped, Just moments before She was flying high In love with Her new found Life-mate, time Spent sharing a moment A passion, a sensual Flight across the boundaries Of space – connecting/sharing, Yet he turned away, Turned away at the last Moment unexpectedly, practically As wont his need For caution - leaving The titmouse Post collision To collect Her wits and realize That everyone does Not hazard the risk of Free flight, sensual passion And the joy of time spent… And sometimes, it’s hazards Poet (I see how freely you fly) CASSANDRA DAILY EFFORTS EACH MOMENT TRY, LOST TO ETERNITY THEY SEEM TO BE. WITH EACH BREATH ON THAT WE RELY, MY THOUGHTS WILL REST WITH THEE. NO MATTER HOW IT

Personality Tests
In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different. — Coco Chanel As a Type 4, The Expressive, you're the kind of individual who strives to be different and see life from new, expressive angles. More than simply innovative, you're also emotional. Indeed, delving into the world of emotions can be truly energizing for you. You typically enjoy understanding how feelings and the experiences that create them fit into life's big picture. When your creative reactions to these things are channeled in a positive direction, your life can feel balanced and right. However at other times, you may find yourself dwelling on emotions without a creative outlet. During these periods, you can begin to feel misunderstood or that there is something lacking in your life. Due to your unique level of sensitivity, you probably experience a broad range of emotions in your daily living. You may also possess an uncanny ability to read others' moods. On the up side, your perceptiveness and deep exami

Personal Blog Of Sorts.
So... I started my new job on Monday, and let me say this. My expectations are pretty high for atmosphere at work, recently... Apple Elk Grove was awesomely fun, Comtek was an amazing growing experience with some of the coolest coworkers ever (not to mention my awesome bosses, Larry and Rob) despite being one of the most shitty work situations EVER (blame Mike @ Mad Dog for that one). So, how does my new job stack up to those interesting positions?It's not nearly fair. Pearson School Systems is a company that I didn't think existed, at least outside of the city limits of Mountain View, CA or Cupertino, CA. Amazing atmosphere, everyone there is (gasp!) happy! My trainer/supervisor is a fucking rockstar, and so far it just feels like home.That's right. Four days into training and it feels like home.I'm pretty blitzed out by the heat right now, so I'll probably textually ramble on more later, but here's the scoop for now:Still no band. Still broke. Still hot as balls outside. S

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Hi everyone thanks for all the comments and everything. You don't have to rate this blog. I am sorry I have not been on but my father in law has been very sick and we have been at the hospital. I hope to be on more now that he is doing better. I just wanted everyone to know I haven't forgotten about them just been really busy and its been a stressful week. Keith

Personally Me
JUNE 2007. Well I am nervous to be opening up like this. I am a bit shy at first believe it or not, but I love to help and was told that sharing my story might help encourage others. So here goes... Some say being overweight is a sign of laziness & overeating. I hope that this will show that this is not always the case. There are medical reasons that people gain & lose weight. I have always been very active. I love the outdoors - walking, camping, quadding, hiking, playing games like volleyball, baseball, etc. When I got pregnant with my son that didn't stop me. I kept going for long walks and even played Frisbee and tether ball at 9 1/2 months pregnant lol (thought it might help him come out faster - it didn't lol) This first picture was taken June 24, 1999 at about 11:30 am with my son. This was the first time I got to hold him; he was born the night before. My sweet angel baby. Two months ago, I finally met one of my goals by reaching this weight again and presently am work

Personality Test
How evil are you? You are The Lovers Motive, power, and action, arising from Inspiration and Impulse. The Lovers represents intuition and inspiration. Very often a choice needs to be made. Originally, this card was called just LOVE. And that's actually more apt than "Lovers." Love follows in this sequence of growth and maturity. And, coming after the Emperor, who is about control, it is a radical change in perspective. LOVE is a force that makes you choose and decide for reasons you often can't understand; it makes you surrender control to a higher power. And that is what this card is all about. Finding something or someone who is so much a part of yourself, so perfectly attuned to you and you to them, that you cannot, dare not resist. This card indicates that the you have or will come across a person, career, challenge or thing that you will fall in love with. You will know instinctively that you must have this, even if it means diverging from your chosen path. No matter the diff

Personal Thoughts
This piece of crap chain letter has been showing up in my inbox for years now and I’m sick of it. Here is the Alpha Male response to Mr Nice Guy: Body: I'm sorry That I was raised with respect; not to sleep with you when you were drunk Alpha Male: Come on, we both know she got drunk so she could f*ck me and not feel guilty about it. I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants ALPHA MALE: I'm not a body builder but I don't live on cheezits and McD's either, ya flabby ass. I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised ALPHA MALE: I do that too! Then I throw her on the bed, rip off her clothes... I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" ALPHA MALE: My self-confidence makes me sexier than wearing leather pants and stuffing the crotch. I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole ALPHA MALE: You're not an asshole, you are a damn doormat... I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account t

Personal Stuff
It's been a long time since I logged in here. So I figured I'd post an update for those that care. I'm still going to school but changed my major to small business, I also have started my own business which can be found at http://carouselcreationssoaps.yolasite.com so come visit with me there anytime :) School is going well, I just have to make sure I can keep up with my course work and with all the things you have to keep up with when you start a business. And I am the only person producing the items for sale so that's makes things a little more hectic :) But it will all work out in the end I'm sure... My kids are growing the youngest just turned 17... it's crazy that's for sure. Well take care and leave me a message if you like :) Just a little note to let u know about me. I quit my job today... My kids will always come before any job. I lost a contest for a 3 month vip that really would have helped me out on here, but such is the way of contests there can onl

Personal
Not my work, but fully expresses my feelings at the recent passing of my Father. Dad, when you left to go home to God, You took a big part of my heart. I see you and feel you will all that I do. Will this broken heart ever mend? I hope that some day I willbe with you again. For I still cry those tears and Still want you to hold me and make it better. Life isn't the same without you here. The family is pulling apart. Don't they care any more? Only you could hold it together, Because you WAS the glue that held us together! Dad, I love you and miss you so much. Please watch over Mom, as you have always done, I know how she misses you, For I have heard her crying in the night. I tried to tell her that everything will be alright. Copyright 2004, Juanita Hutchinson I got a certificate saying that I had won in a poetry contest for this poem. As I read it now, I can see where it needs improvement. Please tell me what you think, but be gentle. Juanita

Personally
These are my 3 sons, Dylon, David and Benjamin Dylon and David, the two oldest, are identical twins They were born on the 4th of July and are 14 years old today This is the last photo I have of them and dont know where they are If anyone see's them, tell them thier daddy say's Happy Birthday! I love and miss you Once I lost my wife...I always thought that I would prefer to meet someone, either without children or grown children, who didn't have children at home. However, I am finding this to be quite the contrary! I have met women on here (and elsewhere) who have children and I find it to be absolutely awesome. I love being able to make children laugh! It is not something that I hear every day...even though I have children of my own. I haven't seen my children in 8 years! I see alot of profiles on here that refer to children ... "If you dont like them...C'Ya!" I am not that way...children make the world a better place. They teach us how to stay young and how to laugh

A Person In Need
I'm posting this for knightskitty...I hope someone can help. subject: My sons life depends on it...Please read....This is no Joke!!! post date: 2007-01-25 17:53:23 views: 284 comments: 43 ratings: 0 Appointment with doctor went well...Change in plans as they cannot put my son on the donor list we have to find a live donor....Can you please help me to get the word out here....The surgery will take place in about 6 months..It will be done like no other ever preformed...Normal kidney transplants kidneys stay in the body...With Shawn they have to remove them as his kidneys are his disease...They will then put the new kidney in the front versus the back...The surgery being prefomed is referred to as an unconventional surgery being as it has never been attempted and therefore it is really expermental...My son is the oldest alive with this disease and the doctors are amazed at that..They beleive that if we remove the kidneys from his body it will work but because he is not in kidney

Perspective On Life!
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and two cups of coffee. A professor stood before his philosophy class and has some items in front of him. When the class began, he picked up a large empty jar and without a word, proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked his students if the jar was full. They agree that is was. The professor picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. he shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full, they agreed that is was. the professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course the sand filled up everything else. he asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes" He then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured them both into the jar, effectively filling the empty space be

Personal Blog ~ Thoughts, Info & Opinions
Read the scroll box below before adding me! It contains a password in it you will need to include in the friend request, I do this to make sure you have read my profile & you have some idea about me & how I conduct myself. Here is a link to the blog with the same info in case you cant see this scroll box well My Fu Rules & Guide lines ^^Click^^ My Fu Rules & Guide lines I. Pertaining to Friend Request: Take a look at how many I have, If I accepted all of my request, I would have thousands, therefore I am selective. What is it that I look at when deciding to accept or not? They MUST possess an approved salute! Have they read my profile and included muh password? (It is in this box, but I'll Know if you have nt read my profile completely.) Do we share common Interest & Taste? Are they intelligent with something meaningful to contribute? & If I'd like to get to know them further. What is their persona? How do they present themselves? If you are a beggar, a s

Personal Writings
Bleak midwinter, And snow lies all around, My heart is cold and empty, And I long to walk on the hot sand, With the sun burning my body, And my love close at hand, Will you ever return?, Or will I always live in bleak midwinter, Send me word of where you are, Have you found a new love, Have you moved on to someone new?, I am still in a frozen state, Stuck rigid where you left me, Unable to move on, One kiss would thaw my bones, One moment of bliss would unfreeze my toes, I would follow you to the ends of the earth, But my feet are frozen to the ground, And all around there is no sound, In this frozen wilderness, I will live forever, Suspended in time, A monument to discarded love Maybe someday, that I can open to you, and say all the feelings, I know to be true. Maybe this day, You'll give me your heart, Instead just seeing you tear mine apart. Maybe tomorrow, I'll find my true self to tell you, you mean more to me than anyone else. Maybe you'll love me for all I am, not what I look

Personal Info Bdsm
66 __1__ Water Torture 134 __1__ Voyeurism 67 __1__ Ice 135 __1__ Voyeurism 68 __1__ Oils, Lotions, Spices O. Listed below are 6 parts of the body and 3 categories. Using the following letter codes, rate each as what is acceptable to you: N = Never L = Light ? = Not Sure T = Thuddy

Personality Tests
Be judge and jury in this short story. This personality test sets a moral dilemma in a love story and a murder. Answer the five questions at the end to reveal its meaning and something about your personality. There is a river with a bridge and a wife and her husband live in a house on one side. The wife has a lover who lives on the other side. The only way to get across the river is to walk across the bridge or ask the boatman to take you. The husband has to go on an overnight business trip in a faraway town. The wide pleads with him to take her with him. She knows if he doesn't she'll be unfaithful to him. The husband absolutely refuses to take her because she will only be in the way of his important business. So the husband goes alone. That night the wife goes over the bridge and stays with her lover. Dawn is almost up when the wife leaves because she must be back home before her husband returns. She starts walking across the bridge but sees an assassin waiting for her

Personal Requests
Just thought I'd post a note to my friends/family/fans out there that I just happened across this beautiful young woman's profile by chance and spent a TON of time going through the page and the pics on it(namely her artwork). I'm actually recommending that all of you that read this go check her page out...especially her art folder...she does AMAZING work. Show her some love for me, will ya? Trust me, she deserves it. http://cherrytap.com/user/876174#

A Personal Thing .. For My Friends Here And Elsewhere ..
For anyone wondering what its about ... my nephew is very ill .. and i just want to say thank you for peoples thoughts and prayers they are sending .. Sometimes as we go through life We are given things to cope with that dont make sense Things that seem unfair Things that we may never understand Sometimes as we go through life We meet people who open our eyes Who help us to open our hearts and minds To things and feelings we havent known before Who give us strength by being there By listening and understanding And these may be people we have never met or even spoken to But who still find the time to place us in their thoughts and prayers And its to all those people that i want to say thank you From the bottom of my heart while times are difficult What you are taking the time to do is having a great effect Us not feeling alone is just one part of it And i know that Sams mum wants me to thank everyone She was so touched she didn

Personal
Well, I just received a phone call that I have been dreading for a couple of weeks. One of my aunts passed. It was just a few weeks ago, we learned that had cancer of the kidneys and a couple of other spots as well. She had been having problems with Alzheimer's and she was older; she was 78 but in my eyes, she was still a young, beautiful woman who was filled with so much love for everyone she met. I spent so much time with her as a child and throughout my teenage years and even throughout my 20's. She was one of my all time favorites! A few years back, there was drama in the family and I stayed away for I knew she had enough on her plate and I knew it was best to just let some things settle. Well, too much time passed, her and my uncle got a little older and ended up with more health problems than they could handle. So, their daughter moved them in with her and her husband, sold their house and started truly taking care of them under her own roof. Unfortunately, in the last few years,

Personal Ad Translations
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The Person
Sitting in class, thinking about you. I can't get you off my mind. Your voice running through my head. The smile on my face when you call. The laughs we share everyday. the crying I have done over you saying goodnight everynight happy, sad or mad I can't wait for your touch Your eyes looking into mine Your soft loving words being whispered in my ear Your fingers running through my hair

Personal Experiences
Sometimes I feel like everyone in this world is just full of shit. Why do I think that? 'Cause most of us, live in our own lies, and those lies become a part of us. I hate liers, but sometimes we just have lies to protect ourselves. But honestly, from what? What do we need to hide so much that we need to build layers of lies in order to keep a relationship or just a simple friendship? I don't know what I'm talking about..... Nevermind. For some time now, I had a friend who apparently lives in her own little world. We met each other a while back, and went through some personal problems together. It got to a point where I started feeling something deep towards her but I was blind. She is in a state of mind, that makes it impossible for anyone to even understand what she thinks, feels or lives in life. At times, I feel like she is just covered in this one huge lie, that not even herself can get out of. So many difficult and complex stories she has told me, that at this po

Personality Test
Your Personality is Very Rare (ENFJ) Your personality type is dramatic, expressive, proud, and demanding. Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 5% of all women and 2% of all men You are Extroverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Judging. How Rare Is Your Personality?

Personal Thoughts
MY SOON TO BE FU WIFE NEEDS SOME HELP IM ASKING ALL MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS TO HELP IF YOU COULD STOP BY AND GIVE HER A RATE AND 10 COMMENTS WOULD BE REALLY COOL THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HELP i sit her everyday and try to figure why i am so out of it why i have so many issues and all i can think is it was ment to be this way for me i am a very nice guy and i seem to have alot of problems with alot of things no matter how hard i try i seem to always make a mistake then you realize that its just part of life i guess i am here and life is what you make it so i guess if you want a good life and a happy life you should make it that way no matter what blocks life dish you OK PEEPS SHES KINDA NEW TO FU LETS SEE IF WE CAN HELP HER OUT SHES ONLY NEEDING ALIL OVER 10000 DJ-TOOSEXY@CLUB OCTANE-magsand tnt have my heart !!!PROPERTY OF DJ TNT@ fubar

Personal Thoughts
Three and a half years ago my dear friend Cecily died from cancer. She was 33. She left behind my good buddy, and her loving husband, Jim, and their 2 year old daughter. Today she talked to Jim. Told him she loved him. Jim was waiting on a call and wanted to use a certain room in his house where there is no phone. So he plugged in an extra phone that he didn't normally use. He doesn't use it because it has an answering machine on it. When he plugged it in, he noticed there were some old messages on it. So he pushed the "play" button. The first message hadn't played a tenth of a second before he realized it was the voice of his dearly beloved wife. In his words (from an email I got from him today) "I gasped. It sucked the air out of the room, maybe out of the country. I burst into tears as if I'd been slapped, and yet it was from surprise, not pain. Even as I sat there weeping, hearing her voice talking to me in the very terms whose loss has riven my heart these three and a half y

Personality
This is a unique personality test. There are only 4 questions but the results are very interesting. I was kind of shocked by what some of my answers meant. Be honest and honor what pops into your mind when the questions present themselves. Just click on the following: http://memoriter.net/flash/test.html This is a unique personality test. There are only 4 questions but the results are very interesting. I was kind of shocked by what some of my answers meant. Be honest and honor what pops into your mind when the questions present themselves. Just click on the following: http://memoriter.net/flash/test.html

Personal And Honest
I'm shy (irl), considered 'plain' and always the last to be chosen it seems. I'm quiet but have a big voice. I'm generous and truly hate when I get used! I'm the person who drives 4 HOURS out of their way - just to give a friend a ride. I love with a passion and hate with a vengeance. I'm a loyal and true friend - but wrong me - I will remain your friend but will never be 'close' again. I'm compassionate to others in need - but greedy when it comes to my heart. I'm stubborn and willful and want things my way - but I also follow and give the lead to others. I hate to be judged and thus do not judge others! I look beyond the outside 'view' and see the true beauty inside. I respect the beliefs and opinions of others - 'don't preach to me and I won't preach to you'. I'm creative and talented - but quickly become bored. I look to try new things but hesitate at taking the first step. I become 'obsessed' with new projects - once started - and must see them finished (especially wh

Personal
Who is he to do these things? a monster? has satan taken over him? what has he become? she was a new light in his life, a reason to live, yet he still finds himself pondering the thought of suicide, that thought caused by her, what does he do? the things he has made her watch, the ugly things that hes done. she deserves more than him, better than him. she deserves the best, because she is the best. she saved his life and never even knew it. the thought of her saved him, it stopped him from finishing the job. for years he has thought of this, thought of killing himself, but for years, he couldnt do the job, he couldnt strike that final blow on himself, the thought of death was too much. but that would all come to an end... the day she left him, tore his soul, and lied with another man, that was the day hed feel deadly, and not long after, he would stare into the abyss wondering... what is life without her? in this bitter torment he would lose sight of what mattered most, he would no

Personal
Most of my friends on my list know I am married and that my hubby is an OTR trucker... he got home yesterday morning and we did the family party thing it was fun I am being serious when I say my in-laws are not normal... I like them. NEWays, we came home last night I tried to get my hubby to snuggle with me he said that he hadn't slept much in days and I knew he hadn't but he started kissing me at little after 8 and it went on till way after midnight....OMG it ihas never been that long or that great had to post a mumm to see if I should wonder as to what drugs he was getting on the road...lol we did things we had never done before and it was beyond amazing I am definately not trading him in, even though some people we know think we are getting divorced ....(you know who you are if not ask) it was a joke to see how desperate you are and what kind of friend you really are hitting on my husband... I digress, I am regreting because that is a jinx I don't need I love him and can't picture m

Perspective
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO........... After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-min

The Person Behind The Name
if anyone is interested in learning about the person behind the name DEAD ANGEL ill post it he but i need to know ppl r really interested. please messeg or comment me and let me know. thank u. i'm a 33 year old male who was born with a disability called cerebral palsy. at age 5 i was diagnosed with it do to my enability to walk. thier r different types of cerebral palsy. there's low case/ataxiea1, moderate/mild ataxiea2, which i have. severe/ataxiea3. in my case, i can walk now but i use a crutch. othe ways it effects my body, it makes my muscles constantly tense. it also effects my fine motor skills as in sloy typing, holding/picking up small objects etc. i wasn't going to write this because i want ppl to like me for me, not pity me. i decided to write it cause i figure if im going to add u to my friends list i might as well tell u who ur friends with. thank u in advance for taking time to read this. DEAD ANGEL

Personal Update
Hey everyone...sorry I haven't been in touch lately. John and I finally found a house to rent for the next year and we'll be moving in this week and next week. All is well here, I'm so relieved to have a place to get my things into. The apartment is nice but so crowded. I miss my Fubar friends and family. Luv to you! It's been a long time since I've communicated with most of you. I am sorry for that. I'm even more sorry that I had to come back and set albums to myself view only. Circumstances have made me set certain albums to allow my view only. Other than that, I'm well and happy. I'm not on here as often as I used to be and I miss you guys. I hope you are all well and fine. Bob(NINfan) knows how to contact me if you need to get in touch. I'm really sucking as a friend right now. Take care, Love to you. Rebecca To all my friends and family: I've been neglecting so many of you lately and I'm feeling guilty. As many of you know I am preparing to

Personal Fitness Training
Hi, My name is Eric Dempsey. I am a personal trainer in Salem, AL and I'm looking for clients who need assistance in losing bodyfat, changing their body composition and how they look, increasing strength, cardio endurance, lean muscle tissue and overall health. My program has had very good results to date, especially with my female clients. Training is private, one on one, fast and efficient. Train with Eric Dempsey Master Sergeant, U.S. Army Retired Certified Personal Trainer Certified Sports Nutritionist Certified Endurance Sports Trainer Certified Kung Fu Fitness Instructor “Train Hard & Eat Right” My program promotes bodyfat loss, body composition change, increased metabolism efficiency and the increase of lean muscle tissue. My method involves education, nutrition, superset resistance training and high intensity interval cardio training to produce lasting, progressive and retainable results. I strive to educate as I train so that every client learns the “how and why”

Personal Faith
This is one of the Best prayers I think I have ever read. PRAY THIS EVEN IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE IT!! IT WILL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE. I started not to do this,but as I read it.... I understood God to say, 'You need a miracle tomorrow' so here goes...Prov. 29:25 You never know when God is going to bless you!! Good things happen when you least expect them to !!!!!!!! Change the number in the subject box when you forward it by adding one!!! I bow in the name of my LORD and SAVIOR, JESUS CHRIST!!! GOD, I do thank You for this day,!!! I thank You for my being able to see and to hear this morning. I'm blessed because You are a forgiving God and an understanding God. You have done so much for me and You keep on blessing me. Forgive me this day for everything I have done, said or thought that was not pleasing to you. I ask now for Your forgiveness. Please keep me safe from all danger and harm. Help me to start this day with a new at

Personal Thoughts And Feelings (free Flow)
I can't tell whether my mind or heart is in control, whether or not I am full of peace or I am just worrying myself into an unconscious state of fear. I'm hurting all over inside and out. I want him to listen to me, I want her to be able to hold me and hear me, but she can't! She's not here...why can't she be here? Why wont he understand how much I am hurting inside or how much I want to be heard. No one is listening to me, no one can help me! What if they could? What if they could hear or see inside of me and see how I feel or feel what I feel?!? Would they understand the pain I am feeling and the love I'm yearning for? What would my life be like if someone...he...she...could know what I am feeling or what I am really like or, would that be ridiculous? What if I wasn't here physically and they only had memories of me...would they still care about me? Those who said they loved me, would they still mean it or was it a lie and I was caught believing it?!?

Perspective
Timothy James McVeigh, commonly referred to as the Oklahoma City bomber, enlisted in the U.S. Army May 1988. He was a decorated veteran of the United States Army, having served in the Gulf War, where he was awarded a Bronze Star Medal. He was a top scoring gunner with the 25mm cannon of the light-armored Bradley Fighting Vehicles used by the U.S. 1st Infantry Division to which he was assigned. He served at Fort Riley, Kansas, before Operation Desert Storm. At Fort Riley, McVeigh completed the Primary Leadership Development Course (PLDC). McVeigh always wanted to join the Green Berets and after his return from the war, he entered training to become a Green Beret but dropped out after the second day of an early phase, after this failure, for reasons not fully established, McVeigh decided to leave the Army entirely and received his early discharge on December 31, 1991 he was given his final honorable discharge from the Army reserve in May 1992. He was ultimately convicted of eleven federa

Personal Thoughts
I am sick and fucking tired of all these mass IM's saying *Cleaning out my list, if you don't respond I will delete you.* or *I'm sick and tired of seeing everyone online, but not talking to me so I'll be deleting those that don't talk.* It's fucking life! Go ahead and delete me you pretentious prick! I don't sign online for your personal amusement! And I certainly don't need all your negativity! If that's how you feel about me I don't wanna fucking talk to you anyway! I have hundreds and hundreds of people on my list! Do you honestly think we can talk to all of them at once? Ever fucking think of messaging me? It takes two to tango, I'm not going to message you every god damned day if your not doing the same! Which brings me to a more important point, if we're not talking, and you don't want us on your list, why not just fucking delete us? Why do you want us to get on our knees and beg forgiveness just to stay on your list?? I've got friends I haven't talked to in year

Personal Life
Are there really any men out there that have little drama or that want more than just a casual relationship? I'm just curious...seems the men I meet have way to much drama going on and my life doesn't need that or they just want a buddy to hang out with plus benefits and no strings attached. I think I need to become a nun. Anyone wanna agree with that? LOL! Ok well i'm already getting none so ummm yes I mean NUN! To all of you that had my phone number and would like it again let me know. I just got a new cell phone (FINALLY) This isn't a free for all to give my number out to just anyone. Just really offering it back to the ones that had it already. Let me know! Jackie Ok some of you decided you wanted my number from the last blog. Well i'm more comfortable with you giving me your number and going from there. So if ya want to give it to me feel free. :P Off to work, night ya'll! MUAHZ

Personality
1. A man comes into the ER and yells, 'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly, I noticed that there were several cabs -- and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio , TX 2. At the beginning of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. 'Big breaths,' I instructed. 'Yes, they used to be,' replied the patient. Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle , WA 3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarction. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart.' Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg 4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having tr

Personality Test
Factor low score high score Gregariousness 42% quiet, reclusive engaging, socially bold Sociability 34% withdrawn, hidden warm, open, inviting Assertiveness 34% timid, gunshy controlling, aggressive Poise 42% uneasy around others socially comfortable Leadership 26% stays in background prefers to lead Provocativeness 50% modest, plays it safe bold, uninhibited, cocky Self-Disclosure 30% private, contained very open and revealing Talkativeness 18% quiet, stealthy, invisible motor mouth, loud Group Attachment 34% loves solitude prefers to be with others Understanding 70% insensitive, schizoid respectful, sympathetic Warmth 66% disinterested in others supportive, helpful Morality 58% break/ignore the rules play by the rules Pleasantness 62% aloof or disagreeable gets along with others Empathy 54% out of tune w/ others in tune with others Cooperation 58% competitive, warlike agreeable, peaceful Sympathy 62% socially inconsiderate socially conscious Tendern

Personal Thoughts....
Just thought I should clarify for those that dont know how fucking retarded i can be when i am bored... sometimes i get so F-ing bored, i will post the craziest, stupidest shit (BLOG) just to see what some one will say and SOMETIMES i get to participate in an arguement with someone over some irrelevant stupid shit meanwhile i am able to sit back and be amused that some people have so little to worry about (stressfree) that they can get wrapped up in some retarded stupid joke that i posted... FUTURE WARNING FOR THOSE WITH THIN SKIN...!!! LMAO! PS: no need to reply just to tell me I am weird...I KNOW this..and my friends remind me constantly...but at least im good fun at parties.. he he he he he h So I go to work early, before most. I go to the armoury to check out my rifles, praying they are clean and operational. I go to Trans and check out vans, praying they have cruise control. I drive 5 hours to a small town in TX, listening to the radio and laughing with fri

Personal Salutes
The personal salutes are coming along..I just have a big list..LOL I will get to everyone that wanted one though..eventually..:) Hugs and kisses Hey..i got to thinking...Maybe some of you would do a salute for me? I think that would be way cool! No nsfw though..LMAO come on!! I dare Ya!!! Hugs and kisses I am trying to do some personal salutes, and if you are interested in having one from this hungover woman let me know in a comment here ok? Hugs and kisses P.S. It may be a bit..Takes a bit for me to get the makeup off, and today they are going to be the same pose..LOL

A Person Of Character
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. A bumblebee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled. Meanness don't jes' happen overnight. Forgive your enemies, because it messes up their heads. Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. You cannot unsay a cruel word. Every path has a few puddles. When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. The best sermons are lived, not preached. Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. Don't judge folks by their relatives. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.

Personal Ads/posts From My Past...
Closet BBW love? Okay, what is the deal with guys who seem to love a BBW woman when the doors are closed or the lights are down, but don't have the stones to pursue one when their friends are around? They profess their desire, yet you don't actually see them dating one in the open. Or they want a hook up with a BBW to fulfill some deep-seated fantasy about being with a woman with "soft curves" who looks like a "real woman" but won't go there when they are seeking a real girlfriend or LTR? I'm confused. Someone told me that there is even a good business in G'ville for BBW escorts. Huh? Yet, if you go on Match or Yahoo Personals or some other online dating site and you are more than "average body type" or more than a "few (meaning TEN or less) extra pounds" you are discarded, rejected or treated like you have some funky communicable disease. TRANSLATION: No dates for you!!! Craigslist seems to harbor a bunch of BBW admirers...I wonder if they would admit that if there was not the c

Personality
Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||| 30% Stability |||||||||||| 43% Orderliness |||||||||| 40% Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Interdependence |||||| 30% Intellectual || 10% Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 76% Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Hedonism |||||||||||| 50% Materialism |||||| 23% Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56% Adventurousness || 10% Work ethic |||||||||| 36% Self absorbed |||||| 23% Conflict seeking

Personality
Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ESFP) Your personality type is playful, charming, open minded, and energetic. Only about 7% of all people have your personality, including 9% of all women and 5% of all men You are Extroverted, Sensing, Feeling, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?

Perspective I.-vi.
I. My Eyes He's a giant of a man He wears a saintly glow With love and pride he teaches me All I'll need to know. With loving arms that hold me Friendly words and playful games A sense of humor, grace and charm I pray to turn out the same. II. His Eyes He's a noisy little thing But cute, I'll give him that He learns things quickly, like his Dad He's sharp, just like a tack. But small and fragile most of all Is what he seems to be He cannot make his way at all He must rely on me. III. My Eyes He's drained another bottle Ignore him, it's the beer Remember how he used to be Keep that image clear. You owe him for the things you are No matter what he does Know him for the man he is But love the man he was. IV. His Eyes He's always saying something smart What a noisy little brat He won't amount to anything You can depend on that. But weak and worthless most of all Is what he seems to be He cannot make his way at all But he'll get

Personal
Well I don't quite know how to begin to describe the day that I've had today. First thing today I got news that I'm basically screwed for getting back into the gaming industry unless I want to lie about my practical experience. Although I have 9 years experience doing EXACTLY what I did when I did it as a job...the JOB part is all they seem to pay attention to. So I can't hardly find a job in the games industry...BUT...I had a glimmer of hope until this morning. The studio I worked with in England posted a 'track designer' job (which is the job that I did for them on ATV Offroad Fury 4), so I applied and got the news this morning that while they were happy to see my application, they are looking for a candidate with a little more experience! Needless to say after that I was feeling rather sorry for myself. I sat back and took stock of my life, where I am, my eventual retirement (and lack of planning or saving for it)...and I was just about to (as we say in the games industry) '

A Personal Story
For the past year and a half, almost two years, my husband and I have been trying to cope with our daughter's behavior problems. She can throw some serious temper tantrums (i.e. screaming, hitting, kicking), and she is pretty unpredictable. CC doesn't communicate verbally besides for some one/two word requests. It can be a frusterating guesssing game, for all three of us, to find out what she wants or needs. Her sleep pattern is extremely irratic, which makes for many sleepless nights. When CC is around other children, it is plain to see that she can't connect with them, and she ultimately prefers to play alone. It has been pretty stressful for all of us, to say the least. Because of the bahvior and the developmental delays CC has, Travis and I finally broke down and took her to see the family doctor. The behavior and the way we were dealing just wasn't working and sometimes even made things worse. We couldn't ignore the issues any longer if we were going to be a happy and healthy fami

Personal
Happy Anniversary Kally! I Love You! The Closer I Get To You Beyonce & Luther Vandross The closer I get to you The more you'll make me see Like giving me all you've got Ooh yeah, your love has captured me, me, me Over and over again I'll try to tell myself that we Could never be more than friends And all the while inside I knew it was real (oh oh) The way you make me feel Lying here next to you (oh oh) Time just seems to fly, ooh Needing you more and more (more and more) Let's give love a try (let's give it a try) Let's give love a try Sweeter and sweeter love grows And heaven's there for those Who fool the tricks of time With the hearts in love you find True love (oh) In a special way (oh) The closer I get to you, baby The more you'll make me see (By giving me all you've got) Your love has captured me Over and over again I'll try to tell myself that we Could never be more than friends And all the while inside I knew This was real (got to b

Personal
Okay. i figure if i blog my bad day maybe it will help me to feel better. so here goes. as if life isnt already doing poorly with bad news and bad times for december, things seem to get worse. i am sick. and the meds the DR gave me arent helping AT ALL. i feel horrible. got called into work on my day off when mother nature decides to drop snow and ice all fuckin day, then come home to find my sister sittin in the living room bawling her eyes out!! for what reason? she pissed some cunt off in the bar room and the bitch called children and youth on my sister and claims neglect and abuse bc my sister was in a bar room at 2am. HOLY FUCK. she gets out one night a month when i watch my sisters 7 kids. WOW! you think she deserves a night out once in a while. i think so. shes like my superr woman. id do anything for her, and all she asks for is one night to be able to go out and have a good fuckin time. but noooo some bitch decides to pour beer on my sister and my sister flips out and the b

Personal Stuff
In the mumms today a girl posed this question: "Is it possible to fall in love online, and will it last?" Thinking that those of you who didn't catch that mum just might enjoy my answer, I saved it for you here: "It will absolutely be the bestest thing that ever happened to you! You will marry a man named Karl next June. You will soon have twins, and you shall name them Justin and Andrea. Justin will become a gay pornstar, and Andrea will become a professional alligator wrestler. Your husband will eventually become rich and powerful, but on his 45th birthday will dump you for two blondes named Inga and Helga. You will receive millions of dollars in the divorce settlement, though, and go and live in Paris, where you will become a world-reknowned fashion designer. You will die in you 90's, wealthy beyond your wildest dreams and beloved by all mankind, and there will be a glistening cloud-city built in your honor." I hope that blew enough hot air up the silly little bunt's skirt.

Personal Thoughts And Feelings
I thought I would stop by and update all my sweet and true friends here on fubar. I am rejuvenated and feeling wonderful. I am home from the hospital since this Saturday the 26th of January 2008 and I am no longer in heart failure at this time, my energy levels are returning to semi normal and I feel refreshed! I am still having some trouble with my blood being too thick and if you know my story this is a bad thing as a clot will shut down my mechanical aortic valve, however I have hope and faith all will work out, in the meantime I am taking 4 shots of lovenox (a blood thinner like heparin that you get in the hospital if needed but these are prefilled syringes so no measuring yeahhh LOL) I take 4 a day and they also increased my coumadin (blood thinner medicine) they also increased my lasix (water pill to keep the Congestive heart failure from returning so much) as you can imagine this keeps me close to the bathroom LMAO. I have other great news while I was in the hospital my mortgage

Personal
As of December 18th, 2007I have become an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church Monastary.Legally becomingReverend Jeremy D******Better know as The Rev(olution)The Universal Life Church (ULC) serves as a legal umbrella sheltering independent religious thought and expression from political control by church or state. It has no traditional dogma or doctrine beyond "live and help live," and "do that which is right." Because of its unorthodoxy, ULC defended its rights as a "legitimate church" in United States Courts, and prevailed. This opened the way for many New Age and other churches to practice and teach their beliefs freely today. I believe that no other church has been required to prove its right to exercise its freedom of religion in America! FUCK ALL BULLSHIT PROPAGANDA!!!! TAKE MATTERS INTO YOUR OWN HANDS!BE THE REVOLUTION!!!! Amendment ICongress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridg

Personality Makes The Mold..
You all might know me as a crazy person, fun loving, and showing that crazy side a lot. There is another side to my soul....When I am hurt, and down n out...I create laughter by doing stupid silly things. I have used FUBAR as a tool for me to heal, and I have a lot of friends on here who comment on my photos. That brings me peace, and I thank all of you. I hope that my personality brings out the best in all of you. I certainly enjoy reading the comments. My Dad built this being, and I thank God for him. I am living my life through him. He has passed, and the Holidays are very hard so If you laugh with me...you will have a friend for life. My personality has made a solid mold, and I do not want it to break. Thank You..NSF, Looking4new, and DewtheDew.....You guys always have funny comments, and thank you Armgst...adopted Pop...Love Ya..u6i9 you are awesome too...to all of my repeat offenders...and Misterfeet youare just the shit...love ya too

Personality Test
Your 80s Theme Song Is: Just Can't Get Enough by Depeche ModeWhat's Your 80s Theme Song? You Passed 8th Grade Math Congratulations, you got 9/10 correct!Could You Pass 8th Grade Math? There's a Chance You Could Be Violent Overall, you're a pretty chill person - and you have a good handle on your emotions. Sometimes your anger gets the best of you, and end up regretting how you act. Try to curb your temper more often. It only has to get out of control once to do some damage.Could You Be Violent?

A Perspective About Old Barns
A stranger came by the other day with an offer that set me to thinking. He wanted to buy the old barn that sits out by the highway. I told him right off he was crazy. He was a city type, you could tell by his clothes, his car, his hands, and the way he talked. He said he was driving by and saw that beautiful barn sitting out in the tall grass and wanted to know if it was for sale. I told him he had a funny idea of beauty. Sure, it was a handsome building in its day. But then, there's been a lot of winters pass with their snow and ice and howling wind. The summer sun's beat down on that old barn till all the paint's gone, and the wood has turned silver gray. Now the old building leans a good deal, looking kind of tired. Yet, that fellow called it beautiful. That set me to thinking. I walked out to the field and just stood there, gazing at that old barn. The stranger said he planned to use the lumber to line the walls of his den in a

Personals
this is rated nsfw cuz feelings can be said here which may be alittle offensive...reasons being that at times when i go online icant seem to fins the right person, im either too fucking old, too young?lol out of shape cuz i take heart meds which is to help me get better......what is with this world do you have to be a buffed out muscle head (not really much wrong) poser who looks like brad pitt with and overexcersized arms and chest? what the fuck happened to the normal guy who lives to love his woman and the woman who just loved her man for who he was not what shape he is or has in his friggin pockets..gets tiresome to hear "Oh i wish you the best of luck" fuck that.....my luck sux, if i didnt have that luck which is bad then i wouldnt have any luck at all i guess....think about it next time when you go to look for lust and love people....IT ISNT THERE AT ALL

Personality Test
Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||| 30% Stability |||||||||||||| 53% Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 63% Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63% Interdependence |||||| 30% Intellectual |||||||||||| 50% Mystical |||||||||||| 43% Artistic |||||| 23% Religious || 10% Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Materialism |||| 16% Narcissism |||| 16% Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50% Work ethic |||||||||||| 43% Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43% Conflict seeking

Personal Q's
1) have you ever sneeked a peek at the person pissing next to you? NO I AM IN MY OWN STALL 2) have you ever ran out of toilet paper in a public restroom? YES AND IT SUCKS 3) have you ever fantasized about an animals privates while having sex? NOPE AND YOUR A SICK MOTHER IF YOU DO! 4) have you ever had phone sex while laying next to your partner? PHONE SEX YES BUT NOT WHILE LAYIN NEXT TO MY PARTNER 5) have you ever been talking to someone on the phone while going to the bathroom? THIS HAPPENS ON A REGULAR OCCASIONS. I CAN'T HELP IT I AM POPULAR ON THE PHONE 6) have you ever called your partner another name while being intimate? UHM WELL YES IF YOU CONSIDER KING KONG AND THINGS LIEK THIS NAMES.. HEHE 7) have you ever had a sexual encounter with more than one co-worker in the same day? NOT ME 8) have you ever french kissed / made out with someone with bad breath? YES AND THEN TOLD THEM TO GET A DAMN TOOTHBRUSH OUT AND I COULD SHOW THEM HOW TO USE IT IF NEEDED

Personal
Ok.. To give the background of what sent me to the hospital today... During Mardi Gras week last year, I spent some time in the Lower 9th ward helping with the revitalization and renewal of an area totally decimated by floods and donating the proceeds of my last movie to the Common Ground Collective to support their continuing work in New Orleans. While I was there, I was exposed to black mold, and black mold spores. When I returned home, it was found the mold had done some damage to my lungs. It took over a month before I was able to completely breath clearly again. Now on to what happened today.... I have been working on the continuing rebuild of my house from damages sustained in a hurricane almost 4 years ago, and finally came to the point of sanding drywall in my bedroom... Note.. Drywall dust will mess with your breathing!... Well, after 2 days of sanding, my lungs closed back up as they had from the mold exposure. I woke up this morning, after numerous coughi

Personal Hell
as i come out of the darkness into the light i feel relief. but how long will the relief last as darkness is all i know i feel as if i am alone no one to turn to no one to hear my screams in the night...no time to hear me no time to see me...it was just as i thought life has no meaning as i have no purpose..who am i what am i..am i here to be bound and broken torn between the light and the darkness....i will never know no one will ever know who i am as i dont even know myself...so many thoughts yet i cant grasp just one.... when this ends i will sleep as if i have never slept...i will live as i never lived before...then and only then i can rest.. there will be no conflict in my mind ...my will to live grows weaker and weaker....everyday i try to be strong but the darkness breaks me down as i am not strong enough to fight so i give in...when the darkness returns the light will cease to exist.....i have never existed never lived.......people sometimes say i am selfish.....they do not liv

Personal Rant
I was asked today by my SO why I have seemed so angry lately and why I seemed to pull away from her lately. I am currently 500 miles away from her and didn't want to go over it on the phone. Here it is in a nutshell.... It seems that I can never initiate intimacy. It ALWAYS has to be her show. Then she makes promises (of a risque nature) and then doesn't follow through. When we are intimate all that it seems she wants is to get in one position have me do my business then get off of her. She even complains when I go too long. She seems to be enjoying the action but it makes me wonder. So if I seem distant lately its that I am so F*&^^ing tired of being rejected!!!. Is it so wrong to want to "make love" and not just have sex. I think there is a difference. If anything I feel like I am being used and not just in the bedroom but in the rest of our lives as well. It seems that all i am good for is a paycheck and to do work around the house. Maybe its just a combination of de

Personality
You May Be a Bit Borderline... Your mood swings make a roller coaster look tame! When you're up, you're a little bit crazy... And when you're down, your whole world is crashing Scary thing is, these moods can change by the minute! What Personality Disorder Are You?

Personal Demons
...I'm a fairly talented guy, who's done a lot, but hasn't really gone anywhere in life. ...Don't get me wrong. I've had a great time. ...But I've always fought a powerful depression that caused me to drift aimlessly into drugs and self abuse.A depression that crippled me...hobbled me..'til I was ultimately, a victim of my own misguided energies. ...I was so frustrated at my unused and wasted potential, that I let it eat me alive from the inside, turning me into a wretched, cynical, Scrooge-like,egoist. ....I call it Wasted Potential Madness. .....The only cure is for me to try and be the very best and complete version of me possible on a daily basis. Drown the bitterness in productivity, and use the time I have left to the fullest advantage. .....As soon as I realized this, I felt a sudden alignment with my, now deceased, relatives. My Mom and Dad, Sis and Bro. My Grandparents and their Parents. I feel them all standing behind me, cheering. ....Oriental cultures revere the eld

Personal Victories
I just got officially transfered to the Santa Barbara club. I moved here 3 weeks ago. The good news is that they need Yoga Instructors. The bad news is that Santa Barbara is the center of the universe for YOGA, so everyone has extremely high expectations. . .on top of that, this last Tuesday, whoever the instructor was supposed to be missed the class, and 40+ people were hard core PISSED OFF. So I showed up early, got organized and I had about 22 people - one brand new person, who did well, and the class went very well and everyone was pleased and I was well-received......WHEW!! I will be the regular teacher on Tuesdays and Thursdays now and I am writing a proposal for the country club for a M, W, F class, to begin next week. All the moms have seen me doing Yoga with their kids, prior to swim team practice, on the pool deck and they're chomping at the bit. . . I've been down and out for almost two weeks. Really in a funk. Back Child Support - I'm still being billed at an amo

Personality
Your Five Factor Personality Profile Extroversion: You have medium extroversion. You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party. Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences. But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time." Conscientiousness: You have low conscientiousness. Impulsive and off the wall, you don't take life too seriously. Unfortunately, you sometimes end up regretting your snap decisions. Overall, you tend to lack focus, and it's difficult for you to get important things done. Agreeableness: You have high agreeableness. You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly. Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone. You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance. Neuroticism: You have medium neuroticism. You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic. Little worries or problems can consum

Personal Thoughts & Pics...oh My!
I will make one tonight..since so many girls people think that I'm the faker. *grin* Hi guys! I just updated my BLOG. *smiles* Happy FRIDAY!! I woke up today and I felt tons better. I hate feeling ucky...so I'm glad that it has passed. It was a beautiful sunny day! I took my dogs to the doggy park. Thats always fun...There is always atleast one single guy there that has tried everything to meet a girl. I call them MR D E S P E R A T E!!! *grin* nooo just kidding! I think It's a great way to meet girls, but I'm always worried about the poor dog. Like..does he really love his dog or it it just a tool in this crazy dating world. *shrugs* Anyways it was fun fun...I have to say tho..while I was there...the only drool was coming from the men! *giggle* Tonight I went to a BBQ..it was yummy...had a few drinks and now here I am. I'm full of energy...and want to get a little wild on cam! Here is a preview..enjoy my boobiness! See you in camchat! Ohhh..almost forgot. I'm doing a free cam sho

Personal Safety
The following is an email I received recently. Whether or not you think this pertains to you, please read it all the way through. You are guaranteed to know at least one person that can benefit from reading this. After reading it, please send it to EVERYONE on your list... male or female. And ask them to pass it on, because they will know people that you don't, and if it is sent out enough, maybe it can save some lives. ~Erica I will repost this a few times in the future. It WON'T bring you luck or make you rich BUT It just might save YOUR LIFE! The crying baby thing happened to me once, and the police told me the exact same thing. Through a Rapist's Eyes (No Joke) This is important information for females of ALL ages. When this was sent to me, I was told to forward it to my lady friends, but I forwarded it to most everyone I know. My male friends have female friends and this information is too important to miss someone. Please pass it along . A group of rapi

Personal
If you constantly complain in your status, or any other fubar media option, about how "bad" fubar is, or talk bad about it in any other way, why stay? Is is because: 1. You are a FuHo? 2. You are naturally a whiner and can't help it? 3. You think the world revolves around how YOU feel or think? 4. You forgot to take your meds? 5. Can't find the delete link? I can't help you with 1-4, but I can CERTAINLY help you with 5. Just ask. Why stay if Fubar is so bad? When you talk about this site, you are talking about my second family. I've been bouncing for over 4 years and you just don't KNOW. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. I love the reactions of those that are caught cheating on the one that that are suppose to be committed to. The blustering, the scrambling backwards to scan the track they just left. Trying to figure out a way to cover their mistake, to try and incorporate that mistake into something that was to you and y

Personal Blogs
"There's only us, there's only this, forget regret or life is your to miss. No other road, no other way, No day but Today." - RENT! Last night after my daughter went to sleep, I sat up watching a movie and surfing the internet. It is convinant that the movie I watched was about the betrayl of a man's loved ones and friends. I sat up thinking until a few minutes ago and decided that there were some things I needed to get off my chest. Not as a vetn but on a serious, from me to each and every person I have in my life or had in my life recently. This is meant to be hurtful, just truthful. It's true you never know how much time you have in life and the more you sit around holding things against people the more you are wasting time you can never get back. I'm not living with grudges or regret anymore. Like some people say, No day but today. Stop worrying about the furture because you may not have much of one. The past doesn't matter because you can't change what is already done. Live

Personily I Think This Is Funny
Cool Ways to Kill Yourself Life Got You Down? If you've been a little depressed lately and have contemplated partaking in the bliss of death, here are some suggestion on how to kill yourself. Even if you don't use these exclusive royalty free suicide methods, remember to do it as creatively as possible. Don't be boring and just take sleeping pills, go out with style and flare. All these methods require some planning but don't let that dissuade you. Your life must be pretty pathetic if you're killing yourself. Why not leave a legacy? Jumping Here are a couple of great ways to kill yourself by jumping off a tall building, or cliff, or basically anything really high. The thing about these is that they generally work best if you can get a big crowd watching before you jump. Don't do it when there is no one around. There's just no bloody point in that. Explosives Strapped to Your Body Difficulty level: 7 1. Get a LOT of explosives. The more the better. 2. Ho

Personal Salutes...want One?
How bout this...I will make a personal salute for anyone who goes and reads my bulletin about Mz. Chaos in a contest and bombs her picture at least 100 times...and YOU get to choose what type of personal salute I make for you. Deal?? Go read my bulletin and bomb Mz Chaos in her contest...

Personality
The comments were all very kind and appreciated. i want to say thanks again, but you didnt see these guys. i almost could almost understand homosexuality-almost, but it ws envy not attraction i had...my competition was a hunk. i hope he handles it well. where is there room for others when you are full of yourself? now, back to bragging-i was the oldest to place, and out of 25 starting contestents, 2nd is a victory. i should have been about 7th, in my opinion. i think it was my personality voters and juges liked. sure, i was in good shape, but i could communicate better in my answers to various questions. i seemed to get good reaction from the audience, to my answers ,judging by noise levels. i wish is still looked that good, but it was better than when i was heavy [back surgery=bad diet=sedentary life=fat Jimmy] that was back in 06 when i started back rehab and stumbled into the FSWO Free Spirit Work Out, and Lifestyle. you bet i eat cake. you bet i drink beer. i do