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Old But Nice Songs
If you search for tenderness It isn't hard to find You can have the love you need to live But if you look for truthfulness You might just as well be blind It always seems to be so hard to give Honesty is such a lonely word Everyone is so untrue Honest is hardly ever heard And mostly what I need from you I can always find someone To say they sympathize If I wear my heart out on my sleeve But I don't want some pretty face To tell me party lies All I want is someone to believe Honesty is such a lonely word Everyone is so untrue Honest is hardly ever heard And mostly what I need from you I can find a lover I can find a friend I can have security Until the bitter end Anyone can comfort me With promises again I know, I know When I'm deep inside of me Don't be too concerned I won't as for nothin' while I'm gone But when I want sincerity Tell me where else can I turn Because you're the one I depend upon Honesty is such a lonely word Everyone is so

Old Blogs From Myspace
I am so out of here Current mood: angry I am getting out of this country... it has been decided... I can no longer watch the news and see only bad things... I can no longer take the constant worry over what will happen if I get sick... or need medical attention for one reason or another... I already have a 3 month trip to japan planned out for next year and its looking more and more like I will not come back after that... I am thinking of either france or the UK. but who knows where I will be.. hell with the way the rest of the world thinks of america I am not sure who I will be... because if it comes to it I am more than willing to change my name and assume a false Identity just to get out of this hell hole... so good bye Edward ands hello Rusty Shackleford lol... oh and on a side note... everyone make sure to check out the new micheal moore film sicko.... It will make you sad angry and sick all at the same time...and its a great flick.. I was only able to watch the first half or

Old Blog Transfer
February 10, 2008 The Meaning of Life Being un-dead in an un-interesting, un-fulfilling, un-eventful, un-existence, and having an un-believable un-earthing of un-truncated proportions which makes spinning around on this stupid little rock fun again. Thanks Kids! March 8, 2008 - Saturday Anymore Can I withstand the struggle of living? Can I bear the thought of dying? Does my spirit lift every morning when the sun rises? I think these questions should be buried very deeply within ones soul. The definition of happiness eludes me, and I'm sure some others at times. These questions of doubt in the value of life are not going to haunt me anymore. I hope for all of us with emotional baggage to be able to adhere to the previous sentence. February 22, 2008 - Lonesome and Aware of It: Do I really need to go out tonight? Of course I do! Why? Because I'm naturally geared towards being around those people who have the same wants, needs and desires as myself. Am I always happy when I go ou

Oldbushmills
I live in western colorado. I love it here there is sit much to do here i work outdoors just love it. Weather is tough here at times wind, snow and dry heat. Living at a high desert. Have horses play polocrosse, teampener, work cattle. My mare just add her baby filly the other day there just fine i'll be posting pics soon and also where i work. I'm also into fishing, hunting, camping, atv's, horseback rideing, add more!!!!

Old Blogs Of Mine
Internet Dating...Stupid people So it seems that Im destined to meet really fucked up people through internet personals. I think I come off as sarcastic and pretty direct. So why are women always so surprised when I say something? And I didnt know people were really that fucked up and ridiculous. Maybe Im an optimist.Fast Food - Weve been talking for awhile. And though she seems a little odd, I figure we meet dinner. She tells me her fiance died from a car bomb in iraq a few years ago, and in the next sentence she says, this pizza isnt too bad. She goes on to tell me she lost her job and started living in her car, and had to sell her engagement ring. I change the subject because, well, i didnt know what to say (I know, weird huh?). The date ended ok, but I got the feeling something was missing. So we go out again, to olive garden. I order the cheese wedges appetizer. When they come, shes all weirded out. What are they? What do they taste like? What is that red sauce? What does it

Old Blogs
Without you there is no light Without you there is no dark Without you there is no happiness Without you there no sadness Without you there is no reason Without you there is no rhyme Without you there's only stillness Without you there is no time. Without you I am so empty Without you there is no us Without you there is no future Without a future what's the fuss Without you my life is empty Without you should I continue Without you my life's a mess WITHOUT YOU....... Me... I love you dearly, I wish you could see... my love will end ... forever This is from my heart, I am crying as I write this, I cant imagine a life without you in it Thirty days have gone and pastmy heart weighs heavy,my love still lasts you hurt me deep into the coreyou said our love ,is never more each day my thoughts do not grow lessmy love for you, has failed the test with every day there is still hopeits just the way, that I can cope I hope one day, you will seethat this is a love that's

Old Couple
Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M. , dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car... a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner... a marvelous dinner... lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!" Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?" Edna: "No, no,

Old Chit
alright yall this is sooooo uncharacteristic of me but hey what the hell it's about valentine's day and i thouhgt id give you ladies or gentlemen out there a good gift idea for your significant other. be forewarned though it gets a little hot and heavy so if you get all hot and bothered by it don't blame me. Valentine's day gift Last time you asked me what I wanted for Valentine's day I was too afraid to answer. Afraid of what you would think of me. But, baby, I'm not afraid anymore cause I know you feel it too. I want you to take me away from life blindfolded to an unknown place. It could be a penthouse in a 5 star hotel or a cabin in the woods. Take me by the hand, kiss me softly on the lips, and hold my body ever so close to yours. Wine, dine me, and when all that is said and done I want you to unwrap me slow and gentle. I want to hold you as you make love to me. I want to look deeply into your eyes and know that you're there. I want to run my fingers through your hair in my

The Old Cowboy
The cowboy went and walked out to pasture with ole paint by his side.. he stopped and looked at the horse. ole paint we been many a mile together .. and my last days ride is made .. he took the saddle off and then the briddle .. farwell my friend farwell .. the old cowboy grabed the saddle and headed back to the ranch house .. he remembers the days of old and knows he days on earth are comin to near .. he dreams of the big ranch in the sky fur a top hand he will be .. as he laid in bed that night he spoke out loud .. dont morn for me down here .. dont tear a one .. fur i am a top hand up there on the big ranch in the sky ..

Old Coots
Last Sunday my wifes mother came down from Oshkosh for my grandsons baptism. On her way home she was killed in an accident not far from home, to say my family was devastated would be an understatement. Well The logistics of grief were taken care of. hotel rooms booked, family rounded up, funeral prepared. Then after arriving I got sick and ended up spending the day of the funeral in the hotel room while my family went to the funeral. My wife understands but I still feel like a jerk. Why am I ranting on fubar? I guess just to release some of the guilt :-/ Im weird that way. Coot If life has stolen your sense of wonderment and innocence, You had better go out and chase a butterfly or something, That sense of amazement and wonder that you had in childhood was the only thing in life worth having in the first place. If you have lost it then your have lost your soul. better fight to get it back Written By: Kenny Loggins Copyright © 1969, 1994 MCA Music Publishing, A Divisio

An Old Current Event That I Wrote On 9/11 Attacks
Current Event(9-11) Its the 5th anniversary of the September 11th, terrorist attacks, and tonight at 9:00 Mr.George Bush the President of the United States will be giving a speech about how this attack on the United States changed us all. The one thing everybody is asking "Where were you on 9/11"? Well i was not at school like people were i was actually at a wedding in New York City like 25 blocks down from the World Trade Center(Twin Towers),but the horrible this is that i had family members in the North and South tower. This is the worst day of my life one that i more definitely will never forget about that forever. I just wish that most of the kids in the United States would understand what all of the Victims families are going through. If only our school would do a memorial service for 9/11 or at least just a moment or two of silence and maybe even a prayer. "Moment of Silence"< I know that's not part of the Current even but i really needed to do that its just really emotional tim

Old Cowboys Like Me
Old Cowboys Like Me Old Cowboys Like Me Category: Writing and Poetry Old Cowboys like me (Red Steagall) 4/4 (C) Lord I'm just a cowboy (F) And you know cowboy ways (C) You probably look at guys like me The way I look at (G)strays (C) You know the kind that wonder off (F) Away from all the herd (C) I was truely lost myself (G) Until I found the (C) word (F) My church is the great (G) out of doors (C) My song is natures sound (F) The sky is my (C) cathedral My alter is the (G) ground (F) You must be fond of (C) mavericks Cause you made them wild and (Am) free (F) I know you've got a (C) place up there For (G) old cowboys like (C) me (C) Don't think that I don't love you (F) Because I'm not herd bound (C) Its just that I'm uncomfortable With other folks (G) around (C) I know your all around me (F) I see you every day (C) Its just that I don't go to church (G) Where other people (C) pray (F) My church is the great (G) out of doors (C) My song

Old Cowboys
In 1963, I was still just a babe in arms, barely off the floor, but that year something happened that is my earliest memory. Mom and Dad had gathered up enough capitol and credit to buy a place, 104 acres of prime West Virginia mountain top, which was dubbed "Pumpkin Knob". By the time we got moved in, fixed what needed to be fixed to survive the winter, and laid in some supplies, we were pretty broke. If I may describe the place, starting at the foot of the hill, there was kind of a 2 mud track road that snaked up the side of the hill that was extremely steep at places. Plus it only took 3 drops of rain on a cigarette paper to make it slick as snot on glass! You topped out the hill after about a mile of this steep climb to a saddle back (level spot between mountain peeks) where the house and barns sat. The house was a bit 2 story affair, very solid, but kind of drafty. We had a well behind the house, and a hand pump. Out baths were in a 10 gauge tub in front of our wood stove. Kitche

Old Cougar Tricks Messing With Young Men Young Enought To Be Their Kids..eww..
HEY Y'ALL IF YA'S SMART KEVIN LOOKINGBILL IS SO NOT TALKING FOR A LONG MINUTE. CAUSE HE GOT IN TROUBLE AND HAD TA GO ON VACATION FOR A FEW. BUT YA SEE HIS ACCOUNTS ONLINE OR GET A TEXT FROM HIS PHONE GUESS WHAT IT IS HIS PUPPET MASTER.. SHE AINT GIVING YOUR MESSAGES TA HIM.. SHE JUST STALKING HIM AND CONTROLLING HIS EVERY THOUGHT.. SO YOU WANNA LEAVE KEV MESSAGE OF ANY KINDA SEND IT TO THE ONES WHO LOVE AND CARE AND WILL GET IT TA HIM.. US HIS TRUEBLOOD GYPSY FAMILY.. Karen Moats-Lookingbill, Joseph Racine Jr, and Melissa Dufresne, via FACEBOOK EMAILS OR PHONE CALLS.. CAUSE THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE THERE FOR HIM AND HELPING HIM IS HIDING SHYT FROM HIM HACKING HIS PHONE FACEBOOK AND EMAILS... AND THEN LYING TO HIM.. SAYING SHE IS THE ONLY ONE HE HAS NOBODY GIVES A FUCK.. SO NOW YOU KNOW THE TRUTH.. THIS WIFE IS LYING TO Y'ALL.. AND LYING TO HIM ABOUT ALL OF US HIS REAL TRUE LOVED ONES.. SO FOR MY FALLENANGEL SEND LOVE AND THOGHTS THREW HIS GYPSYGURL, HIS MOM, HIS BROTHER AND DAD IF YA CAN

Old Dayzzz
IF YOU ARE AN OLD MEMBER OR A NEW MEMBER AND YOU ARE HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS,THEN THIS IS THE FAMILY GROUP FOR YOU.ITS NOT ABOUT HOW POPULAR WE CAN BE OR HOW MANY POINTS WE CAN GET..ITS ABOUT HAVING FUN TOGETHER,HELPING EACHOTHER OUT,MAYBE PLANNING A FEW GET TOGETHERS TO MEET IN PERSON,ENJOYING EACHOTHERS FRIENDSHIP.AND MAKING THE BEST OF THIS SCREWED UP WORLD..ITS ALL ABOUT HAVING FRIENDS YOU CAN COUNT ON WHEN YOU NEED A SHOULDER TO CRY ON,A LIL ADVICE ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE OR JUST PLAIN OLE FUN.WE ALL EXSCAPE REALITY AND COME HERE TO CHERRYTAP(LOSTCHERRY) TO FRIENDS THAT WE HOPE WILL BE THERE WHEN WE NEED THEM.I WILL BE THE HEAD OF THIS FAMILY HERE,AS MOST OF YOU KNOW I AM THE MOST ABSENT MINDED OLE TIMER THERE IS..LOL AND BEING BLONDE DOESNT HELP THAT OUT AT ALL.SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN BEING APART OFD THE OLE TIMERS SOCIETY..THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME AND FOR BEING A FRIEND. LISA SO MANY PEOPLE BELIEVE THEY CAN DO AS THEY PLEASE AND NOT SUFFER IN ANY WAY.AND

Old Demon's Felt No More
Sleepless nights, dreadful dreams, are haunting me. The mysterious sounds of the night, are very frightening me. Panic and rage Runs through my body The devil is trying to get in. Day after day I fight off the urges That would be so satisfying A battle rages Deep within my soul It's all I can do to hold on. Prayer is my weapon, faith gives me peace of mind, to stop the demons from taking over. Depression knocks me down, Grace picks me back up, As the battle still rages I pray and pray For the fight to end But I know the battle is still within.

The Old Days
hold on for just a minute im gonna be right by your side, disregard these limitations and these boundaries lets just ride, dont you wanna take a chance and satisfy the want to know?, instead of chasin mr right and never tryin to let go, just a night of your time and a memmory dug in deep, the kind that you can smile on just before you go to sleep, im not tryna be that man that can offer you a dream, or say that we will last forever or be the perfect team, Im just real enough to know that limitations are an issue, and emotions runnin deep lead to scars and used up tissue, all I offer is opportunity to be the best of friends,

Older Women, Younger Men
OLDER WOMEN, YOUNGER MEN Finally Some Questions Answered A study said that a group of twenty-something men consistently chose the attractive forty-something woman over lots of younger women and not for just a quickie either. When they were asked what the attraction was to older women, they responded: “They seem more curvaceous, have an air of mystery about them and they are sensual”; “younger men don’t pick up older women, they pick you up. We’re better in bed, less inhibited and willing to do a hell of a lot more”; and, “Older women aren’t hanging around waiting for a man to fill their life. She has her own life already: you don’t become her life, you become a part of it”. Older women know what they’re doing. By the time we get past our 30’s we have been with enough men to be very good at most things sexual. We have dealt with just about everything that could happen in a sexual encounter, learned what worked well and what didn’t. We know how to find what turns our lov

Older Blogs For Your Comments.
Two or three months ago, I ended up in the emergency room at the local hospital. I'd been suffering for a while with shortness of breath, tiredness and a tight, painful feeling in my chest and it had got to a point where Kris insisted that I go to the local clinic to get checked out. I figured that I'd go this time (she'd been on about it for a while) if only to keep her happy, so off we drive to the "walk-in centre". After some discussion they hook me up with a dozen electronic pads and do a trace of my ECG. The nurse disappears for quite a while then comes back to say they want to check it again. They do it again and she disappears for a while again. Next thing I know, she's packing me off to the emergency room as they have "some concern" about my trace. Kris isn't happy at all as we go to the nearby hospital where they are "expecting" me and we are made to sit around for 2 hours before someone actually sees me. I'm only in front of the doctor for 2/3 mins before she s

Older Poems
AGAIN ANOTHER OLD POEM Where am I to be? That, I cannot see. Where am I to go? One day I will know. For me, there is a plan, It's in The Master's hand. Mine are to unsure, Mine are insecure. Where to go from here. Repetition is my fear. Fear of the past, To the side, it must be cast. I want to push away. I fear you won't stay. I want to stay in my shell. What a lonely Hell. I need to look above, for the meaning of true love. Be able to let go, If that's what is so. It's in em the issue. I see nothing wrong with you. I used to place the blame. One mor way we are the same. I am glad we give some thought, To the issues that we've got. If this was in the past, I would make it not last. Cheat and lie, Inside I'd die. I'd hurt you hard, Be called a bastard. Find another girl, Fall in love with her. Do the same again. That's how I am insane. I repeat the same insult, Expect a different result. My issues, they must heal. With

Older People :)
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent." The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week." The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts -- although still silent -- stink terribly." The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing..."

Oldest Story In The Book
Girl and Guy start talking to each other, but girl has boyfriend. Then the after talking yo guy he decides to leaves him for sure. But during this time they just talk. Things happen and the girl leaves her b/f and the girl and guy are closer. The only thing that is stopping them is the girls fears... What should she do? I am sitting here thinking about things that have been on my mind recently. I have had ample time to think on certain people and things. I realize that love is not always true and meaningful. I have lost hope in and for it. But I am sick of people ordering me around and treating me like shit. I will not tolerate it. I have made mistakes. But everyone does and nobody is perfect. Accept it and love me for who I am not for something else. I am sitting here thinking about things that have been on my mind recently. I have had ample time to think on certain people and things. I realize that love is not always true and meaningful. I have lost hope in and for it. But I am sick

Older Work
6/1/02 My heart screams in pain when your not around My soul bleeds a river when I cant find you My mind cant find what its searching for But my hearts made of gold and my spirit of fine wine, my mind keeps looking for the flowers i just cant find. But baby dont wory cause my heart only melts for you, my soul wont go bad and my mind will keep searching too All because its just another day in the light of love so baby dont worry I'll never stop loving you cause its just another day in the light of love 5/14/03 I'm sitting in my truck thinking about what I'm about todo. While walking down this concrete path I'm looking back at what I'm leaving behind. I'm Climbing this steel mountain, when i start to cry, knowing I wont be back for a long time. I'm standing on the peak waiting to leave, looking out and all I se is a group of wives and children and I remember why I'm here. I stand up with pride as we begin to move on our way, crying because of all I'm leavin

Older Poetry
Wondering where you are tonight Wondering what your thinking So much time has passed between us I'm over the what if's and the could of been's Missing your friendship most of all I remember when you were my best friend Then I remember getting lost in the dark Separating myself from the jealousy at last The feelings of hurt, anger, and despair have lifted I'm ready to start a new page I'm ready to begin a new chapter I'm ready to embrace your thoughts with not only my ears but my mind I can finally say I'm ready to be a friend I would like to share with you what's in my heart I apologize for the pain, tears, and hurt I caused I apologize for the misplaced anger I apologize for not being a bigger person With time I have learned a valuable lesson Communication is the key and listening is the lock I'm not asking everything be fixed over night I just hope and pray that it can be repaired with time Its been 6 long years and I'm finally at peace

Older Poetry
Let me paint your face, as the light is changing Let me touch your hair as the sky is gold, pink, red, purple Let me blow smoke in your eyes as the sun says good evening to the land for the night Let me make you beautiful, when the light changes and hold a frame around your heart - to capture your heavenly spirit Let me kiss your lips with the tip of my brush, for the light is changing Let me love your nose, your arms, your neck when I caress your skin with my palate of color, as the light changes Let me lay my head on your shoulder as I weep when the light was changing Your beauty overwhelms me as I capture your soul in a frame Let me paint your face, as the light is changing Let me love you, when the light changes Whisper my name on the breeze of a song Skies open and roll distant thunder Thoughts of your touch linger with dawn Lightening races with the spell I am under I scream your name to a world that can’t

Older Men
Why do older guys get afraid of talking to younger girls? Do they think we r all on nighline or something and trying to get them, arrested?WTF. I hate these young guys and they r all just playboys anyway.Wanting to fuck to to put notches on their belt or brag about it.Are there any decent looking older guys out there? I Mean Geesh!! Im here waiting.

Older Writings
Im here writing this, and really I don't have anything to say. Im writing because I have nothing to do at this moment in time. In the coming days, weeks, and months I suppose I will write more. If not here, then somewhere. For those of you reading this, Im sorry to disappoint you. I write for me. I write because I have to. I wont pretend to do anymore or any less than that. I may write something directly pointed at someone. The intention is simply just to comfort myself. You can post whatever comments you wish. I dont neccessarialy care if you agree or not. Its not for you. SOme people write to find that one soul out there that may understand them. Some write to vent, to release whatever anger, or pain or fear they have. I write because I have to. Even when it is about nothing. The words you read here are honest. From my side anyways. Wether you agree or disagree with what I write, what you read is what you get. A friend once gave me wisest piece of advice. Strange

Older Women
He poured it in her ear, the idea of him on top, slowing time down to enter her, convincing her that everything would stay between them, with his back to the air and her bottom on the mattress, their motions surrounded by the smell of love and fabric softener. She wanted him behind her, a position of trust, tossing aside suspicions of what he might do behind her back and how easily he could hide who else he might be thinking of. But he did not want to look over her shoulder, he wanted to be in her eyes, moving his hips in slow clock- wise rotation, making the cold stone expression on her face crumble. She'd been wearing her countenance that way since the first day they met, after one lover refused to stay inside her and another was so indecisive, she was forced to mount the problem and dominate. But no more. And she cried because he did everything he said he would do to her but when he was finished, he did not leave.

Older Women
Subject: Older women :o) Body: Turning 30 by Andy Rooney This is for all you girls 30 years and over....and for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's! This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes Andy Rooney says: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?". She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an

An Older Poem
"COME AND FIND ME" Searing pains running through this ever so cold and lonely heart of mine, I feel as if i shall only perish yet an old man all aone in this life, constantly and slowly derriating away. I sit and do nothing but spin out these here words of my poery every day, just wishing and dreaming i was with my love instaed. Having not a single thing around me but open air. Hearing the train whistle blaring in the background, I do sit and ponder whether or not i should go and just ride the rails.Getiing away and traveling the countryside, running from my pains. Guess i shall just stay here amongst my family and dear wonderful friends, knowing that out there lies a cruel and hateful world. Just figuring that if i am to ever have love, it will have to find me!! P.J.(Lil Poet) 1/24/08 3:20pm

Old Erotic Poetry
Passion and lust burn within us The intense heat piercing our bodies Like a thousand uncontrollable fires Let me taste your naked skin Alive with the sweat of desire More delicious and intoxicating than wine I am your master, the Centurion of your body Relax now, as my burning tongue slides along your soft inner thigh Making you tense with anticipation Of the pleasure yet to come As it teases your wet pussy

Older Woman Are So Reasonable
After> > being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife> > one day and said, "44 years ago we had a cheap> > apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a> > 10-inch black & white tv but I got to sleep every night> > with a hot 25-year-old girl.> > > > Now I have a> > $1.5 million home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and a plasma> > screen tv, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It> > seems to me that you're not holding up your side of> > things.'> > > > > > > > My wife is a> > very reasonable woman.. She told me to go out and find a hot> > 25-year-old girl and she would make certain that I> > would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a> > cheap car, sleeping on a sofabed and watching a 10-in black> > and white tv..> > > > Aren't> > older women great? They really know how to solve your> > mid-life> > crisis.

Older Or Younger
people make excuse's alot of the time when it come to either gender or age you can't help who you are attracted too they either think there family will disown them or there friends well turn there back i see it like this if your family or friends cant understand then they dont need to be in your life if they make alot of issues about the matter at hand specially when it come to age range just because your either younger at the age of 18 or older does not make them any less of a person or for you not to be attracted to them i see no problem in age at all its all about how they treat you and if they know when it is ok to be immature and to be mature about the matters at hand and there personality not there looks but whats in there heart

Older Poems From Another Time.
I lay awake some nights , Watching you sleep , I recall the things you do , Your always sweet to me , But your heart is like a gypsey, Never staying too long , The ocean always calling to you , Trying to lure you home , BUt what I hear you say , When you hold me close at night , You don't have to say with words , I can see it in your eyes , Don't worry baby , It won't hurt you at all , Theres a coushion to catch you , Of pins and needles when you fall . Just let your gaurd down , have a little faith in me , Ill be here to love you , Untill the day I leave , Each Hour spent with you , Seem shorter than the last , Theres no future in your eyes , Its to soon to even ask , Theres no faith to be found in forever , Its as uncertin as the wind , It comes and goes as it pleases , No gurantees , it will ever come again , We spend our whole life chasing waves , Till they finally meet the shore , When its over we move on , Always searching for more , BUt what I hear you sa

Older Women & Younger Men
So, I have dated a couple older women. Some I had to convince to give it a shot. I absolutely loved the relationships, and now I have very little intrest in younger women. As an older woman would you consider hooking up with a younger man? If so, how much younger? If not why? Just trying to get some feedback from the beautiful mature women here on Fubar.

Older Soldiers, Good Idea
Drafting Guys Over 60 This is funny & obviously written by a Former Soldier... New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60! I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35. For starters, researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy. Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry.' We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for awhile. An 18-year-old doesn't even like

Old Enough To Know Better, Too Young To Resist.
I am not the sharpest tool in the shed. I want to say that right up front, not to be self-effacing or as some kind of excuse, it’s a simple statement of truth. We live in a high tech world of instant communication and real-time updates, yet somehow I always manage to get my signals crossed. At that critical moment when I should be taking the oh-so-obvious hint, I’m thinking about food, or the meaning of life, or some minor task I won’t complete. I guess it’s safe to say that this is a manly trait, although some men are more afflicted than others, and I figure I’m one of the bad cases. Its cost me dearly over the years and you would think at some point I would learn. No amount of explanation, apology, or excuse ever seems to help. Actually, since to do any of the above is an admission of guilt, it only seems to make matters worse. In the interest of balanced opinion I’ll say I’ve known some women who are just as insensitive as men bu

The Old Friend
so youve been keeping tabs on me....well then i guess you should know ive not been with any one since you were last here at my grandmothers.....i think of you more often than i should i was supposed to be your comfort....but what about mine....ive grown weary of the fights between us... when what i really really want is to have you here with me...i remember the smell of your shirt your skin...the late night dinner trips....i enjoyed all our time together until i screwed it up....and i continue to everytime i talk to you...and i wonder why you dont or never wanted more from me...but you turning me away led me to what i am doing now...i know i am miserable right now maybe one day ill really meet the one but you were my everything for a while...and i dont regret anything except what made us fall apart....i hope you have the best and i wish you love and happiness....and i hope you dont settle for anything less than everything....juliegirl the old friend is someone i lived up the street fr

The Old Farmer And The Skinny Dipping Girls
An old farmer in Ohio had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice, with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some apple trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, to look things over as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a 5 gallon bucket to bring back some fruit from the trees. As he neared the pond he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted "We're not getting out until you leave!" The old man frowned and said?? "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding up the bucket he said.. "I'm here to feed the alligator." MORAL: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every t

Old Friends
I'm so happy I found my old friend from high schools bro and sis and found out my friend is doing ok she has a daughter and stuff I'm so happy for her! I've been trying to find out about her for like seven years. Her bro is kinda a prick now tho but who cares my girl is doing alright. Hopefully I can keep up my happy mood for work tonight too I love good news with all the stuff thats going on in my life. I doubt anyone will read this anyway lol!

Old Friends!
Hi to all my old friends and new ones also sorry have not been on much been real busy with work and also at the gym getting ready for up comming bmx races October and november will be real hard for me to be online and catch up with friends. There is a bmx race comming up in October in Orlando Florida the Disney bmx cup I hope to race in that and of course at the end of October is the A.B.A. Grands in Tulsa Oklahoma. I thank you all for being my friend and all the love you have shown Eddie before his passing thank you all for being my friend and spending time with me when you can and checkin out my pics. take care all... Jay

Old Friends
Hello all! I am requesting help. I am trying to find an old friend of mine. We were best friends back in 1985. We did everything together, including fought about her then (shortlived) relationship with Michael Roberts. Her name is (or was, depending on if she got married) Tanya Price. We went to East Primary School, in Kermit, Texas during our second grade year. And then transferred to Purple Sage Elementary for third. But, I moved to Odessa, Texas half way through the school year. The last thing I remember of her was her dad picking her up at the school playground where we said our goodbyes so long ago. I went back to visit that summer, and found out that she moved to Oklahoma after that school year ended. So, if you know her, let her know that an old friend from second grade is looking for her. Please, help me.

Old Friend (thanks For The Inspiration U Gave Me Today And A Sense Of Knowing)
as i sit here waiting for the world to turn. i realize that things aren't what they seem. everyday people lie, die, cheat and steal. just to show there true side, why? cant i be me and u be u, things should be true. its hard i see that u cant be free but i ask u, why? if not for me then u. i cant stand to see what fake looks like anymore. sometimes i feel like im in a fun house looking at myself in the many ways others see me. do u see me or shall i be free. go ahead tell me, r u fake or not. OR IS IT ME? ok so i just wrote this a second ago. how it came about was i talked to an old friend of mine a girl not a guy. and i got some thinngs off my chest that was bothering me for a long time. this poem is for an old soul that holds a place in my heart that no one can take. dont look to much into it but its just a poem that i was feeling at this time: I waited, i waited until the end of time. I hope that everytime you knocked on my door that it

Old Friends
OMG! by the weirdest circumstances, this freaking awesome aussie chick found me while mumming the other day. as it turns out, she is an old family friend who i grew up calling my aunty. who would of thought fubar would have been the place to meet long lost friends and family here in Oz! i dont ask for much from my friends but this amazing lady had a huge part in my upbringing, and that has alot to do with the woman i am today, so please go show her some true fubar love! i can promise you wont be disappointed! Sabbynib@ fubar i love you sabby!!!

Old Fashioned Love
I want to give you an old-fashioned love, and offer you everything you've ever dreamed of. I want to make your knees tremble with every kiss, wrap you in my arms and fill you with true love's bliss I want to take your hand, and hold you close to me, and make your future brighter than you ever thought it could be. Do you realize how much you mean to me?

Old Fags Leave Me Alone
ok all of you old fags stop sending me messages and friend request i'm not in to old fags i will never be in to old fags leave me alone if you old fags keep sending me shit i will get my boyfriend on you Phukedinthead, stop fuck talking to me damn it

Old Farts Unite!
My oldest baby turned 16 yesterday. Now I know I look fabooolous, but I was completely freaked out. How am I old enough to have a 16 year old? Didn't I just turn 16 a couple of years ago? For some reason his birthday was harder to deal with than any of mine. I was wondering if any of you have had this reaction. Oh, and HAPPY HOLIDAYS FUCKERS!

An Old Geezers Thoughts
I have been on this site for some time now. Mostly I just pop in and still trying to figure out what to do here. I have just never gotten it all, but I still like this site. The people are real, not trying to scam ya or get ya to cum watch them on camera for $$. For that alone makes this site special. I sure wish I had a guide to show me the way to use this site and how they get enjoyment out of it. Being a computer guru from the 70's only shows that I have pretty much seen it all when it comes to online stuff Be careful what you say online as trust me, the government is watching and if they don't like what you are saying. gawd only knows what all can happen and none of it good. so keep yer mouth shut when it comes to saying things online that become public property I am still single and alone. I am getting very tired of being alone all the time. I suppose it is supposed to be that way. I do not understand, I am a good man, a great cook, easy going, always paid my way an

Old Hag Syndrome
Brains in Dreamland Scientists hope to raise the neural curtain on sleep's virtual theater Bruce Bower After his father's death in 1896, Viennese neurologist Sigmund Freud made a momentous career change. He decided to study the mind instead of the brain. Freud began by probing his own mind. Intrigued by his conflicted feelings toward his late father, the scientist analyzed his own dreams, slips of the tongue, childhood memories, and episodes of forgetfulness. Freud's efforts culminated in the 1900 publication of The Interpretation of Dreams. In that book, he depicted dreams as symbolic stories in which sleepers' unconscious sexual and aggressive desires play out in disguised forms. Later in his life, Freud acknowledged that dreams don't always gratify wishes. For instance, he noted that some dreams represent attempts to master a past traumatic experience. Yet the father of psychoanalysis always held that dreams contain both surface events and subterranean themes of great p

Old Hippy's Blog
http://www.youtube.com/v/0UE3CNu_rtY&border=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"> Especially since the teabagging parties, brought to you by the GOP & FOX, had to do with nothing more than convincing the arrogantly ignorant that "they" where/are protesting the raising of the taxes on themselves. Which, (as anyone paying even the slightest bit of attention at all well knows,) is actually raising the taxes of the rich, and lowering the taxes of the middle-class and poor of this nation, so... They, the GOP & FOX, are making "the people," (the easily manipulated arrogantly ignorant,) protest what is good for themselves, and bad for the rich - Well maybe "bad" is the wrong word, maybe "fairer" - As in fairer taxation of the rich.But that is a concept that the arrogantly ignorant can't seem to grasp. As they have well proven, particularly over these past eight years, by continuing to "patriotically" not only allow, but even support, their own self-destruction,

Oldies Night At Hancock And Bull Tavern
DJ Al has a new home!!! He can be found at the Town Fiesta during Ladies Night every wednesday at 9pm!!!!!! Ladies get in free, and they also get to enjoy 2 for 1 drink specials that night. It's a great scene, DJ Al will be playing music you can dance to all night!!! If DJ Al doesn't have, he'll get it for you for the next time. So stop on by and help Dj Al get used to his new home!!! Stop by the Town Fiesta, on the corner of Chelton and Academy in the Bally Plaza, and show DJ Al some love!!!! OLDIES NIGHT!!! They said that it would never happen, well they were wrong!!! The management at the Hancock and Bull has decided to hire a DJ to rock the house with oldies. On Thursday, Friday and Saturday, they went and brought in the craziest person in the world to DJ that night. ME!!!! That's right! Al Dawg, the pimp of the decade, the thug of the century, has decided to go ahead and bring back memories that will have people laughing and crying. If you're looking for that bullshit c

An Oldie But Goodie
A couple of weeks ago I flew from Atlanta to San Diego with my mother. Now, keep in mind that I have not flown since my honeymoon over 13 years ago. I have to say, things have changed slightly.Here are some of my observations and highlights: The security checkpoint at Hartsfield International Airport seemed different than I remember. The obvious change, of course, being that we had to remove our shoes and have them scanned. I passed that test with flying colors, but failed the liquid restriction requirements which I was aware of but, as is my rebellious nature, completely disregarded. Unfortunately, my attitude got my hairspray confiscated. Here is how that went: Worker: Whose bag is this?Me: Mine.Worker: *opens bag and rifles through it, pulling out the hairspray bottle*Me: *waits*Worker: What is this?Me: HairsprayWorker: This bottle is bigger than 3.4 ounces. See? It’s 8 ounces *points to wording on bottle*Me: Yes, true. BUT! It’s only two-thirds full so I’d estim

Old Joke But I Still Like It
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. "Yeah right!" she thinks. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Finally, muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed! Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and immediately begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks that maybe the ribbon will work on him too. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! She then sleeps soundly. He wakes in a drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he s

An Old Journal Entry
Life is to short & unpredictable, One moment your walking along a sidewalk, next you could are in a hospital bed listening to loved ones and strangers pray for you. the realization that in a quick moment your whole life can change is frightening. i will never pass up an opportunity to tell a loved one i love them or feel guilty for being overprotective with myself or my children. just as easy as life is given it can be taken away. life is too short

3 Old Ladies
Three old ladies are sitting in a cafe, chatting about various things. One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down." The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was going to bed or had just woken up!" The third lady smiles smugly, "Well, my memory's just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"

Old Lover
I wake up in the morning and the first thing I think off is you Because your everything to me Ohh new lover how things are soo sweet love is amazing I want to be with you forever OHHH! New lover please stay forever ohh please forever and ever and ever and ever Ohhh lover things are going great I still have the most amazing time with you oh lover oh lover how much I love you oh darling be with me forever and ever and ever Ohh old lover here I sit without you with me you told me you wouldnt move on for a while because of the good news but here a week later your with someone oh old lover stay away from me from me

Old Lostcherry Rant
I have noticed as the community gets bigger that there are a growing number of the same types that made every other social site a drag and brought me to LostCherry.com in the firstplace. So I have created a special section link for some of you new "special" cherries. Please feel free to click the link below and enjoy this very special place if your any of the following: 1. A Hater 2. Someone that constantly whines about every little technical problem they have in a FREE community site 3. A drama queen (I use this term in a gender-neutral sense) 4. A snotnosed teen intending to use what was originally an adult community site to cause drama, rant about what a slut Missy is for kissing Buffy's boyfriend, moan about how horrible life is and how depressed you are, or generate countless dribble bulletins, polls, tests or other chain-mail type crap to be forwarded and re-forwarded in an endless loop that will eventually create a black hole and bring about the destruction of

Old Love
I woke this morning to see you there, lookin at me with that loving stare. The way u bath me with that gentle touch reminds me of why I loved u so much. Suddenly feeling my heart skip a beat, relizing that my old love is Me. Written By Karen D. W

Old Music News
We've confirmed our schedule for our combined Dean/DDRUM The NAMM Show autograph signing. Should be epic! See the schedule here. http://www.deanguitars.com/namm12.php Eric Peterson and Chuck Billy of Testament, Jesse James Dupree, Jackyl, Morbid Angel, Shinedown, Vinnie Moore Michael Angelo Batio Official Five Finger Death Punch Uli Jon Roth and much much more!! Members of Slayer, Megadeth, Anthrax, and Adrenaline Mob to Present Metal Masters 3 Clinic in April Samson, Hartke, Zoom, and Best Buy are pleased to announce the third installment of Samson’s “Metal Masters” series of instrument clinics, which will be held on Thursday, April 12, at the Key Club on the Sunset Strip in Hollywood, CA. Doors will open at 7:00pm. Having surprised the audience at Metal Master 2 in New York City with surprise appearances by Philip Anselmo (Pantera / Down) and Scott Ian (Anthrax), as well as a full Anthrax performance, Charlie Benante and Frank Bello (Anthrax), David El

Old_man_mike
Possible embilishments may occour below so be forewarned. It was only my second citation to have ever served. I had taken far too little for the job and knew better but I wanted to get the business even if it meant undercutting the competition far too much. Red flags were in abundance; A Jittery legal assistant eager to get me out of their office with only a shrug as to the disposition of the defendant. Errors on the actual address that were I not the most diligent person cost me hours and miles. And finally, the service was in a part of town I shouldn’t to be going to at any time of day. I thought, “This is where the wild things are.” And then I thought, “Shouldn’t I be in my pajamas that have the little feet sewn into them?” After an interminable drive, I arrived at the address in question which turned out to be the projects unquestionably. Squat little eight unit one and two bedroom apartment buildings right off the ass end of a noisy major highway. The sign said welcome to

Old Man Balls
dear loved ones we are gatherd here today to give respect to a old mans balls. in the younger days they were good balls and served well. now in the golden days they have been worn out and laid to rest please say farwell old man balls

Old Mail System
this is to let everyone know who has not noticed the mail change over is today 11-17-07 a lot want like it who is new but it will help the system overload a lot.it will stop sending pictures etc by mail.as far as me i like it better what do you think.

The Old Man And The Passenger Trains
Monday, December 27, 2004 The Legendary Greeting Ghosts of the (Bonilla, SD) Railroad. For years, the Chicago Milwaukee & St. Paul Railroad passenger trains were greeted by an old man and his faithful dog at the Bonilla, South Dakota station. Both man and dog took pride in greeting the CM & SP RR passengers as they disembarked from the trains in all kinds of weather and at all hours of the day and night, often staying up into the wee hours of the morning to greet a late arriving train. With his dog at his side, the old man would go to the Post Office in the old James Hotel in search of information on late passenger arrivals, knowing that the Postmaster was waiting for the mail to arrive with the passenger train that was overdue. With no family of his own to speak of, the old man was lonely and longed for the companionship of others. In reality, his dog was the only family he had and the two of them were inseparable. Even in death. To lessen his loneliness, the old man would,

Old Memories, But Funny As Shit. :)
Okay, so my boyfriend at the time wanted to go to the bar with a few of our friends. He comes home... and this is what happens. Mind you, there's a wee bit a dick slapping, homo lovin' and flying pizza that we couldn't find. Enjoy fuckers. :p So this is my ex's kid, he's two here. And he's a cutie if he doesn't always look so unpleasant at me. And his father, might I add. :| Enjoy. So this is when I was living with my boyfriend at the time. And honestly, I really don't remember where he was when this happened. I think he was at my neighbor's. But anyhow, it was a friend of mine's birthday so I figured I'd bake him a cake, get him drunk, cook him a nice meal (Not in that order, mind you). Well, the couple of people who were there, figured, we're going to stick the candles into the HOT cake and ... well... you'll see. By the way, my friend whose birthday it was, was completely shitfaced, in my bathroom pukin' up what was left in his stomach. So enjoy. Hah.

The Old Me
ok so heres the facts straight up and real... I am so fucken sick of ppl walken all ova me mistaken my motha fucken kindness for weakness... Im fed up, irritated to the point of tears..No its not my motha fucken hormones...Its fake ass bitches n playa wanna be's and im DONE! So here we go Turnen back into the old motha fucken Melissa...The Melissa i was before i left NC the Melissa that made full grown men cry and lil bitches tremble in fear...U want my man? Come and get him bitch cuz i garantee u wont be walken anytime soon...U want my son? Step up bitch...I can tell alot of u bitches wanna be me the fact of the matter is u can neva be me...U aint me so stop trying... My attitude is back...my dememner is back most of all MOTHA FUCKEN MELISSA is back...Best believe i dont take shit...If u dont like it kick motha fucken rocks...or imma kick ya ass... Im motha fucken out! OK I AM GOING TO POINT A FEW THINGS OUT THAT I THINK ARE HYPROCRITICAL....LIKE MAJORLY...IM NOT WRITING MAD.

Old Mother Hubbard
Old McDonald was sitting on a fence beating his meat with a monkey wrench.Missed his meat and hit his balls ,pissed all over his coveralls!!!!! old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her dog a bone.When she bent over rover took over and gave her a bone of his own!!!!!!

Old Music For A New Society
Vi må huske på at terroranslagene 2001 ble utført av mennesker som ikke godtar musikk på den vestlige måten (underholdning etc). Og den ble planlagt i samarbeid med mennesker som elsker musikk. Det er det eneste mysteriet ved 11-9. Svaret er HØYTTALERNE. Splittelsen i lyden som elektrisk musikk på konsert medførte, og særlig stereolyd på plater og etterhvert andre medier, er den totale og fatale splittelsen (den beveger seg fra øreinngangene til høyttalerne og tilbake) som låser mennesker fast til sofaen i et skidzofrent apati. Den skapte på 60-tallet grobunnen for en lammelse som er absurd ettersom musikk i utgangspunktet skal være frigjørende. Yoko ga meg bildet på problemet fysisk da jeg prøvde å lytte til hennes Blueprint-plate. Selv om problemet er eldgammelt for meg og sikkert for mange andre. Plata viser splittelsen fysisk ved å ha to like låttitler i begynnelsen og en fysisk splittelse til slutt. I tillegg til utrolig mange andre skidzo-fenomener på plata og coveret

The Old Man And The Dog
The Old Man and the Dog "Watch out! You nearly broad sided that car!" My father yelled at me. "Can't you do anything right?" Those words hurt worse than blows. I turned my head toward the elderlyman in the seat beside me, daring me to challenge him. A lump rose in mythroat as I averted my eyes. I wasn't prepared for another battle. "I saw the car, Dad. Please don't yell at me when I'm driving." My voice was measured and steady, sounding far calmer than I really felt.Dad glared at me, then turned away and settled back. At home I left Dadin front of the television and went outside to collect my thoughts.Dark, heavy clouds hung in the air with a promise of rain. The rumble ofdistant thunder seemed to echo my inner turmoil. What could I do abouthim? Dad had been a lumberjack in Washington and Oregon . He had enjoyedbeing outdoors and had reveled in pitting his strength against theforces of nature. He had entered grueling lumberjack competitions, andhad placed often. The shelves in his hous

The Old Man's Physical
Who am I?I ask myself, a question heavy on my mind. Who am I?A person? Am I really one of a kind?Do I laugh because I am happy?Do I cry because I am blue?Do I sigh when I am tired?Do I really sing when I am inspired? Do I show sympathy when someone's in pain?Am I hard to read, easy to comfort, difficult to persuade. Am I completely insane?Who can answer these questions? I'd like to know, sit and listen to your suggestions.Is there anyone beside myself who can really tell me why?What I'm doing, what I'm trying, why I laugh when I also want to cry? Do I seem impulsive or am I very shy?I'd like to know these things because sometimes I feel lost.I don't know who I am right now. I don't know where, when or how. I'm sure it will all come back to me. I'm sure I will be fine. I'm sure. I guarantee. It's just sometimes. Sometimes these things are hard to define. A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems t

The Old Marine
A> > old retired Marine walked into a supermarket with his> zipper> > down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, 'Your> > barracks door is open.'Not a phrase that men normally> > use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he> was> > about done shopping, a man came up and said, 'Your> fly> > is open.' He zipped up and finished his> > shopping. > > > > > > > > At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line> where the> > lady was that told him about his 'barracks> > door.' He was planning to have a little fun with> > her, so when he reached the counter he said, 'When> you> > saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine> standing in> > there at attention? > > > > The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for> a> > moment and said, 'No, no I didn't. All I saw was a> > disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel> > bags.

An Old Nike Ad
my but is big and round like the letter C and ten thousand lunges have made it rounder but not smaller and thats just fine its a space heater for my side of the bed its my ambassador to those who walk behind me its a border collie that herds skinny women away from the best deals at clothing sales my butt is big and thats just fine and those who might scorn it are invited to kiss it

Old Newby
I`ve been riding here & there & everywhere. Planes, cars, hitchhike, walked the road, name it been there. Now I find myself @ 61 yrs. old (never thought I last this long) & everywhere I went.....all my hangouts are gone!!!!!! North, South, East & West. Now i`m home trying to get used to the retired life(sucks), wife`s happy, sons are happy......How do I tame myself to be a ......I don`t know.....I would say a stay a home person. Worked all my life, here, there, everywhere. finally home, friends are either gone or past away. Bars are the type that you can`t wear sandles, sorry sir- you can`t come in with a tank top. To explain this further, i live in a peninsula, beach on one side bay on the other. Condos, too expensive rest......I`ll be DAMN pissed if I have to wear a tie to shoot a good game of DARTS w ith a beer chaser. Well to make a long story short, I took a ride towards the end of the Peninsula. There ....a falling apart bar I found my place, met some still living friends......I

Old News
First thing you need to do is read my other blog Problem with multiple Rockstars and ways to try to overcome it (these problems may have been fixed as of 3-8-2012) If your 2nd, 3rd, 4th Rockstars don't reactivate your likes, it will make your goals nearly impossible!! Another important resource is my blog about maximizing your rockstar 2500 Likes and a Rockstar Now, I know this is a lot of information, but its all important for you to succeed!! The blog above gives you lots of ideas to keep your name in the public eye and get yourself noticed!! If you are going for your 10K acheivement you will basically be doing this for every waking moment! When I did mine I only slept about 2.5 hours total. It took a lot of work! You will have to work hard to get there!! 1st step - Happy Hour I'd recommend at least 1 Happy Hour. I'm not sure if anyone has gotten the acheivement that didn't have at least one HH. This takes preplanning because usually you need to schedule your HH a we

Old Ones From My Myspace
call it tragic fate a series of mistakes we fail to understand till it's already way to late... in the ideal all the flaws would be visible... complete with ups and downs... not perfect by far... i hate the idea of perfection... because nothing is absolute... to think something is perfect just means your blind to the truth... i'd take living in the gutter to a sugar coated fantasy any day...i'd rather see the cracks to find the flaws.. to know that something is real.. not just a delusional fantasy or misguided notion of happiness... i would perfer to see things as they are...i don't want the world to be perfect...granted i would like to see them get better.. or at least different ...things are kinda stagnant...i've been in this hole so long i can't remember daylight...but i suppose it's better then being fake.... but everything can change... or so i've heard(could this be my opinion....or an attempt to make failure easier...i'm not allowed the luxury of forgetting past mistakes... t

Old Poems
ALL THESE YEARS Walking on the beach tonight Your memory crosses my mind All the good times And all the bad ones Think about all the times We laughed and cried The times we cursed The times we prayed The times were crazy no doubt We were just living and dying Our dreams so big, so small Just living our lives Always knew what you would say All your fears, all your cares I caught all your tears Still miss u after all these years

Old Poems
BLESSED I see hope in the hopeless Gratitude with which I bless those who see me in my day though things don't go my way A brighter tomorrow is not for me the gift of today is what I see to make it the best is the trick giving up the things that are sick Refusing to let it all bring me down not seeking to be fake and act like a clown I feel so many things inside me deep these are the things that I keep They make me human and let me know that it is ok too feel and let it show there is joy that lives with the pain feeling them both is quite sane We are of a spirit that carries us though ours is just to live and let go, so true of the things that we can not change let them be take care of ourselves and change we will see Our time is now in this we should trust the ashes of the past will soon turn to dust dust becomes the soil where seeds will grow thankful am I for the day with everything that I know For none were ever so wonderfully blessed with

Old People...do We Hate Them Or Something?
This is TOO good! 5 million of our older Americans have not signed up yet for their Medicare, Part D, drug plan------they are old and confused. We are NOT going to grant them an extension. However, 12 million illegal aliens are in our country and we are going to allow them to stay, protest, procreate, receive support monies, attend schools, avoid paying income taxes, have our teachers take 300 hours of ESL(English as a Second Language) training at our expense, etc. WE MUST REALLY DISLIKE OUR OLD PEOPLE...... OR WE MUST REALLY LOVE TACOS!!! If it ticks you off, pass it on!!

Old Poems
I wrote this on October 22nd, 1997Inspired by a painfully long wait, then an equally long Bus Ride.The Traveling Machine of the Underpriveliged:Eardrums perceive the roarfrom the traveling machine of the underpriveledged.A sound sometimes full of disdain,yet often gleeful after an eternity of painstaking timelessness.Lost in transit…Destination known…Time stands still…as I wait….Paitently I wait for my purpose to be fulfilled.The wheels are turning…But only in my mindI feel the gravitational forces moving me…Yet I go nowhere…###BONUS! Quotes for Today"We're both stumbling around together in this unformed world, whose rules and objectives are largely unknown, seemingly indecipherable or even possibly nonexistent, always on the verge of being killed by forces that we don't understand."-Ted Pikel / "Existenz""The value of an idea lies in the using of it."-Thomas EdisonNothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. -Auguste Rodin"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go inst

Old Poems
Freedoms Death Stagnation holds me in it’s grasp Icy hands around my throat are clasp Dragging me down into the mire Burning my hopes upon the pyre Destined to walk the world at hand To never find home within this land To see things with eyes that are too clear To know the loss of freedom through fear Minds that recoil from the challenge to live For security away their freedoms they give And thus the demon in power does grow Till all too late do the masses then know Trapped in constriction and lost in this style See them goose step and hear them scream hiel Glare at those who voice their opposition The land is now sick beyond need of physician Terror has won and a way of life killed Done in by deceit and those in politics skilled Who turn a phrase and twist the meaning of word Till none are sure of what it is they have heard The price is too great and the losses be grieved It is the fault of our own that we were deceived For ours is to question the actions of

Old Poems.
powerless, i was quick to speak to you. so to prove i was your malleable ingenue. regrets surreptitiously bleed from my mind. my honorable esteem was binding me blind. alas, i lay these fetid fruits to rest and harvest my collection if unavailing conquests. fastidiously, you hang about the sky come back down and lie with me. wrap yourself in my covetous cover you dance in this condition so gingerly. many men mingle in my web of temptation but all lack lustre and bloom no beauty. i wear this epic design on my sleeve and repair each stitch so carefully. attack this love that falls upon your lap. the flame is biting and deeply salacious. or drown in these words while you sit back in overwhelmingly utter amazement.

Old Poems
My body stands as still as unwashed sand through the eyes of time No movement, no sound, no breath The unforgiving truth is ominous Through all of your violent shakes and unheard cries still nothing Through all your tears and all your cries Even throw the silent prayers and unheard hopes and desires Still I remain dead and motionless You decide to join me in death and take your life And you look into my eyes but you see nothing With your final breath you kiss me one last time As we join each other in the mists of the unknown alone in the vally of darkness i stand ive been walking for eternity my shoes are worn my heart has been torn as slient tears fall i walk on trugging through the pain going on when i should have quit along time agaio my life goes on my heart stops i see something i want yet i cant have another one of lifes jokes i shead no more tears i walk on As I fall from the sky. Will u be there to catch me? Or

Old Poetry That Has Never Been Read To Anyone
Being alone is my destiny There is no one in the future for me My heart aches at the thought of this There will forever be an emptiness I must come to terms with my life Although it hurts worse than any knife Acceptance is futile The heart always fertile But it is my destiny No one in the future for me Why do you haunt me Everywhere I turn it is you I see You have ruined my life too many times And spoken so many lies But I still hold onto you Hatred starting but seems so new I need to let you go A new life I need to know You are haunting me still But love for you I can no longer feel Please move on and set me free I need to be me Give me my life back please And forever set me free Hate me Set me free My insides are froze Cannot think anymore My dying brain is so sore So many mistakes I made The pain doesnt fade I wish I knew the real me I wish my would open and I could see Me I will forever hate Saving me it is too late I cannot move on from here I h

Old People Dance
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An Old Poem
Different Current mood: tired (This is a poem I wrote back in 2002.) You look at a young girl and what do you see? You see a dark clothed female. You look at her face and what do you see? You see eyes, a nose, a mouth, and hair. You look in her eyes and what do you see? You see the pathway to her soul. You look at her soul and what do you see? You see a happy, brave girl screaming to get out. But no, the world won't let that happen; You keep her locked away and show her nothing but hatred, lies, and anger. You make her depressed and scared at all times; She goes to her room, locks the door, and just sits there and cries. When at school people look at her like she is weird, Only because she is different then them. She tries and tries to speak to people about her inner beauty, But everyone shuns her away. Close-minded and selfish they walk around her, Not a word spoken to her. I recieved 2nd place through the GFWC/TN Fonti

An Old Poem
It Began with a smile a Few tears, here and there.. When that Coffee Shop closed I knew life wasn't fair. Summer days were over Bitter nights would soon become: my only source of existence. My Greatest days were done. As a child, I knew I was beautiful not a fallen star in the sky... could take away my pride; could make me want to die. As much as I know now, I'll never be the same.. I'm left with all my grief.. left with all this pain. The year you came to me held the worst days of my life You made me smile a bit- You made the world look bright.. Even when the Blood was spilling from the war... You were smiling there When I was on the floor: Begging me to live when EVERYTHING was gone.... The year you came to me Was the Year the Hate was gone. In another day, [you're gone] in a moment, [perhaps for years] In another day, [I die] Contemplating my greatest fears In another dream [you touch me] In another reality [I scream] In another moment I'll

Old Poems
The night falls upon us With that we gain power I feel my blood turning cold And start to hunger for you You show me your neck And in the light of the moon Your neck gives an overwhelming glow I move to kiss it But I can't fight my temptation My eyes turn red And my fangs begin to grow I bite into your neck And taste your sweet blood It flows into my mouth And throughout my body You hold me closer Digging your nais into my back I release you from my grasp And watch you regain your strength You look up to me and say "I love you, my dark prince" I pick you up and hold you close And after embracing your everlasting beauty We are one in body, spirit, and mind I guess it's time to move on now I tried so hard to be your friend But whenever I get close You push me away So I'm giving up Can not take the pain I thought you were sweet Guess I was wrong I helped you when you were sick I held you when you were sad I was always there for you But now I'm not 'Cause

Old Poetry
There's a story to tell here but if it could be so Please, would you would keep this "down low" There once was a boy who stole my heart promise not to break it or tear it apart I was gentle and kind to this boy I knew I gave him everything that I knew how to Which was only the love and affection that my heart could bring Only to you, my attention was driven Our lives together went as I hoped I thought nothing could ruin this Our relationship…was pretty "dope" Then it happened my worst nightmare had come true you thought I would cheat cheat on you! I wouldn't dare do such a thing I gave you my heart you told me yourself you wouldn't dare tear it apart My fears are coming true you have broken me down All I can do is cry You only frown Your negative energy has finally met my core there's nothing left for me anymore Once again in this tragic ending Fate is the only survivor with the broken hearts still mending This fairytale is no

Old People Say The Damnedest Things
Ok here is a convo between my cousin and I.... brweed75: kinda like my g'ma saying that my g'pa would be happy that he went first since he always preferred her on top? dilatedpixiedust: kinda like my grandma saying that she liked sex better when she was fat cause grandpa did a whole lot more licking and kissing? Does my family have a defect in females or are we just crazy... so my aunt is making a Oklahoma Quickie Pie as I laugh and say I ain't eating your Pie in a smart ass tone.... My great great aunt who is 98 years old pops off with that wouldn't be a pie honey that would be Putang..

Old Poems Yall Can Read
Many of you may not realize, The lies that hide behind these eyes, I never tell the truth you make me hold, But you must understand this is getting old. I wanna scream, Get me outta this hell, I know the story, And I'm gonna tell. I see the ring slip of your hand, And you slide in bed with another man, You tell me he will never have to see, But in the end your not lying it's me. I wanna scream, Get me outta this hell, I know the story, And I'm gonna tell. You act like you are hurt within, That dont mean to do these sins, But just tonight you want to fly high, You tell me this is what you do to get by. I wanna scream, Get me out of this hell, I know the story, And I'm gonna tell. I see the way you lie to her face, I love you and it will always be that way, Even though you wont admit it to me, You know in the end where your heart is gonna be. I wanna scream, Get me out of this hell, I promised to keep it, I promised not to tell Trapped in a

Old Pimp Outs For Friends
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Old Poems
a girl 2 sad 2 give a fuck. cuz she has ran out of luck. she has bin waitin 4 her prince charmin. but w/ every guy she alwayz so alarmin. she would change her attitude & da way she looked. & after bein @ his house she came home shooked. she is scared 2 come forward. scared dat if she tells da truth dat she'll b meetin early w/ da lord. everybody sayz dat her boifriend b-longs in da phsyc ward. she agrees but now dat she is carryin his child. he said dat if she tries 2 leave he will go wild. & bust her head of da table. & then make it look like & label it a suicide. but then after thinkin she decides....she'll stay & just let things ride. ............ u may think dis sad & morbid. but try 2 put urself in her shoes. & see wht happens & see wht she loses. The girl who needed help is doing better. She is now able to stand any stormy weather. She went to 4winds to get the help she needed. So in 3 weeks time she suceeded. She got out happier then b-4. not worrying bout stupid exs no more. mo

Old People
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T >> MOVE FAST ANYMORE. >> >> George Phillips of >> Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told >> him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, >> which she could see from the bedroom window. >> >> >> George opened the back door >> to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in >> the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked >> 'Is someone in your house?' and he said >> 'no'. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and >> that he shoul d simply lock his door and an officer would be >> along when available. >> George said, >> 'Okay,' hung up, c ounted to 30, and phoned the >> police again 'Hello, I just called you a few seconds >> ago because there were people ste aling things from my shed. > > Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I >> just shot them.' Then he hung up. >> >> >> Within five minutes six >> police cars, a SWAT Team, a helicopt

Old Ppl Driveing
the ex cheating fucking whore just called me and went off on me all because im trying to get to know a sexy women . that lives in my town.that i like alot. well lets just say i like her alot but not sure if she likes me or wants me for me or just as a friend. eighter way its cool. but no more phone calls from any one , and i will not be getting a new phone im sick of my ex finding me and fucking thing up for me and make my life hell so from now on if u want to talk to me pm me other wise piss off. ok i was in ks but got a phone call to drive to fl. to start a new job. so i packed up a few thing and hit the road. now half way there some old hag hit me doing 80,mhp in a 60 .and it fucked me and my 2008 toyota up really bad. i have 4 broken ribs ,broken nose,and 12 staples in the back of my head for all the glass from sunroof. will be stuck in hopst. 2 to 6 weeks. old ppl should not be out driveing the roads.

Old Poem Of Mine
Is there some one out there; Is there no one out there; Can some one help me, I need it truely; Can you hear me, I scream so loudly; Why can't you hear me, I need you surely; Has my voise been lost in the wind; I have fallen off the end of the ledge; Now I am holding on to the edge; I am slipping and fallen and I cant pull myself up; Is there some one out there; Is there no one out there; Please come help me; Why can't you see me; You stand right before me, you stair right at me; Why won't you help you stair right though me; I got lost on my path; I have lost sight along the way; It has been growing dark and lerey as time passes me by; the light has left me and the darkest of the dark has joined me; Your staire is deadly but can you help; I ask, I beg of you give me the chance; I merely got llost along the way; I want to live I need to live; Yes my heart and soul are truely tanted; Leave me be I shall raise and f

An Old Poem I Wrote Last Year.
Bye my friend! We were friends We laughed, teased, and relaxed. We became lovers. Not in the physical way, But you touched me, Mind, body, heart, and soul. The words spoken melted the ice around my heart. You were there Morning, noon and night. A minute didn’t go by that you were not with me. You were there! I never tired of hearing that you missed or needed me. Then one night a misunderstanding. Words spoken were taken wrong. You told me you could never tell me again, The words that I longed to hear. You had shut your heart to me. I lingered hoping it would all be as it once was. We both stayed. Each day as you got stronger I got weaker. I even tried revealing a part of me that no one knew. It only served to ease the pain, Not heal the wound. The pain is now too much to bear. I walk away with tears in my eyes, And an emptiness in my heart and soul. The walls are up again. I wish you the best of life. I will always treasure our time together. Goodb

Old Poems
Life is never good for me and that is what I wish you would see. Just let me end it all for I'll be happy in the end. I'll finally be free.Free from all the pain and torment and the never ending battle.No more dealing with arguments and tears. I'd finally be through with it all.You just don't seem to understand that by keeping me here you're making it worse.If I were dead and gone by now I'd be happy, I wouldn't have this life, I wouldn't have this curse.I'm already considering doing this even without your consent. I know for sure that once it's all over with my heart will be content. So here I am sitting on my bed with a knife to my wrist.Please everyone don't be upset, don't be pissed.You just need to know I love you all but I couldn't handle it anymore.OK here I go, I'm doing this for sure. You just need to let me go to heaven now.Hopefully god will understand and accept this.Just tell my baby I love her and I'm sorry I couldn't give her one last kiss.Tell everyone I love them and t

An Old Poem
A rose called love Love is a rose, it's an old cliché... but it's true anyway... It grows no matter where you plant it... in good soil or bad... If it is not tended, it will wither and die... Or turn bitter and thorny... Or even surprise you with a big bright bloom where none should be. But tend it carefully, feed it, and keep the weeds away... And patiently watch it grow... And soon you are surrounded by your own beautiful garden of love roses.

Old Poems!
You play the game so well You had me fooled Everything you said was just a lie You played it all so cool Why couldn't I see through it? I guess it is the swag you have It's all in the way you said it You didn't have to lie If you don't feel it Then I am not going to die I asked you not to say them They only hurt in the end I know now that we aren't even friends So this is goodbye Even though there was nothing really there! Walls up so back away I just don't care about what you say I am tired of all the games you play I feel lost and sometimes alone It is time to go back to what I have always known The wall is up So back away What you say hurts Please go away. I know the lies I know the pain I know the torture and distain I ask for your safety and to heal a broken heart I will be okay Just need some time to pick up the pieces and get a fresh new start.

Old Poetry (2000-2005)
As thick as the red heavy velvet,that veils the outlines of the with white marble decorated stage, was the with longing perfumed breath that lingered in the air, exhaled during the opening act, received with an ovation that still echoed in between the walls the première where the heart laid kneeled naked with her face on the cool stones whispering utterances…singing ballads of a grandiose love…long after the in black silk and lace draped audience had abandoned their reclining black leather seats; and the 8 tier chandeliersceased to illuminate the space with their gold-flavored sheenwhere the ever relentless lashing tongue of disillusion;captured in act 3, scene 2; left behind the raw scent of crimson cried tears, desecrating the white marblewith small puddles of the; as labeled; vile red-tinted bodily fluidscarelessly tossed in the corner, the crumpled remains of a programthat once was held by a hand whose owner still believed in dreamslong before the all overruling shad

Old Reports
This summer, I went to Valley fair. First, we went up on the Power Tower. I ended-up The only one going on it. When I was at the top, the ride shut down and so I had to sit upside-down For five hours. I had to be rushed to the Emergency Room after I got down! I will never go to The Power Tower again! This Is NOT A True Story. Hawley and Redwing are two of the many towns in Minnesota. Both Redwing and Hawley have At least one landmark. These two towns have good, fertile soil. The soil helped and still helps the farmers. Both towns had, and may still have, Indians living. Hawley and Redwing have good and bad qualities. In Hawley, their landmark is a water tower and a grain elevator. In Redwing, their landmark is Barn Bluff. In Hawley, the Metis first settled. In Redwing, the Dakotas first settled.

An Old Retired Sailor....
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, just for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and take her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks her, "How am I doing?" The prostitute replies, "Well old sailor, you're doing about three knots." "Three knots?" he asks, "What's that supposed to mean?" She looks into his eyes and says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back."

Old Rooster
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old timer, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these hens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed up and I am taking over.." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start." The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanw

Old Raver
How do you know you're an old raver? You snicker when you hear someone say "PLUR". You finally realized that phat pants are heavy and unpractical. You refrain from dancing unless the circle is of rather large dimensions. When you do dance, you "battle". You learn to spin, and therefore have graduated to the "superior rave status". You find out just how crooked promoters really are. You hate massives. You blame candy kids for everything retarded in the scene. You say "the scene" a lot. You find out how much better european electronic music really is. You find out that glow sticks were cool TEN years ago in the UK. You have pretended to be rolling at a party just to get a quick laugh out of your friends. When you ARE on E, you do your best to act normal. You find out that American DJ's are completely overrated. You have close friends who don't give a fuck about raving. You think that maybe YOU don't really give a fuck either. The smell of Vicks makes you physically sic

The Old Stuff
You were in my room last night. I heard you open the window and climb in, though I kept my eyes closed. Saw you standing in front of the chair, the siloutette of a man in the moonlight. Tried to keep my breathing slow as I watched you undress as graceful as a big cat. Your skin was cool from the night air when you slid under the sheet next to me...and I offered you my heat. Wrapped myself around you and listened to your heart beat, just grateful for you to be there. When you lifted my chin and kissed me, the heat raged to an inferno. Suddenly you were on top of me, we were devouring each other. Kisses like water to a man dying of thirst...your hands roaming my body, mine exploring the hard muscles of your back. Your hair brushing my chest as you leave your trail of kisses... Your tan body wrapped into my pale flesh, the perfect icon of yin and yang. Moving us in some ageless, endless dance. Holding you tight to me, tasting the salt of your skin. Listening to your ragged breathing. Urg

Old Song Lyrics Of Mine
Rejected, lonely The feelings all come back again You'll find me, drowning In my own disgrace, I'm losing hope Losing my mind Helpless as a child lying here Wanting, needing To fill this void in my life again I'm left here, with no one But myself to blame, I'm killing me Many nights I Often wonder why I gave up So tired of this life Crimson stains lie Forgive me Weaker each day Can't find the strength to carry on You took everything I ever wanted in my life Pieces scatter Of my broken heart once again Defeated beaten I've been pushed around for the last time You pushed me too far Now it's time to say goodbye again Forgive me it's too late The deeds already done I'm free to fly So tired of this life Crimson stains lie Forgive me

Old Songs/writings Hahaha
http://solair.eunet.yu/~gamax/ read it. its a lot to take in but its great and you can find alot of his music on imeem the lives that we share through friendship and .. life.. are just pieces of death that accumulate until we die ... thats why all the nice people die first" close your eyes as i fade don't watch me drift away laugh with me as the moon comes and the day fades to darkness cry with me as you sleep for tears shall not interrupt all the joy you'll have when you awake dance with me as the cool rain falls grin with me as you sin love with me as hatred spills embrace the lies and turn your pain into the beauty they'll never know make every kiss your first and last remember your future and never your past and notice me by your side even when you cant see me

Old Stuff
Fighting urges and feelings For anyone who wants me Rejecting everyone but you If I had known we were gonna end especially like this I would have let some in To just be firends or lovers Memories only make regret When I let you in I thought we had something Something pure and constant like the flow of a waterfall To live this life Running from feelings That was before This is now I regret running And not showing Complete emotions I was embarassed to Have emotion for anyhting Cause of constant torment If i knew then What i know now I just might be happy Or just satisfied for The life i lived And dieing today just might Are the regret and anger Deep...deep inside of me What is love? Is it just a 4-letter word? or is it used to hide the words of real emotion we'll never know, will we? never satisfied, looking forr deeper reasons When the feeling is deep still can be carved from the surface of your heart and your memory forever forgotten I dont know

Old Spirit
It was a grim and chilly night when something so hideous hatched from night Something so dark was surely from hell I could feel its hunger begin to swell Now before I begin this little tale Allow me a preface before my life begins to fail You see I was just out to gather some wood When I noticed the figure who before me stood His name was really not all that important He was merely a sprit who had layed dormant For centuries he watched from his earthly grave Awaiting the moment that he just may Free himself and fulfill his need His only goal was to simply feed To dine on my fair and tender flesh He said he hungered for something so fresh My mind raced with prayers to above and thoughts of never being with the ones whom I love I quickly began to form a masterful plan To fool the old spirit to not eat this man It was risky this I do admit But life is precious, and my goal is to exist I challenged the ghost to a battle of wits It was something that he could not res

Old Souls
Souls of old darkened and cold lost with no hold always listened to what they were told Did no wrong but did no right trapped in a forever night Frightened with fears of what is near sleek away hide and pray for day or cry till your life is taken away The souls of old no control choking on air so foul and bare never spoken of and rarely spoken to they were children just like you © MIKA

Old Song I Wrote
Bitter Harvest Bitter chil fills the cold embrace of a icy Grave cold and bitter my soul wonders looking for Vengeance Humiliated I can not rest Descrased I cannot forgive Beaten I must repay Murdered I will collect YOUR LIFE IS MINES!!!! Your life blinding deceitful you are lie to Your wife kids soon truth surfaces your world crushed No one to help you now I got you in my sights fill The cold embraced of death my suffering unleashed in brutal exstacy Humiliated I can not rest Descrased I cannot forgive Beaten I must repay Murdered I will collect YOUR LIFE IS MINES!!!!

An Old Soldiers Rantings
An Old Sergeant’s Prayer For Veterans’ Day, Thanksgiving and Christmas (a.k.a. “A Cold Warrior’s Prayer”) Almighty Lord God, my Commander of commanders, Thank you for all you have given me, For all you have taken away from me, And for all you have left me. Lord, I thank you for these things You have given me: • Thy forgiveness and saving grace which wash away all my sins and errors • A reasonably comfortable retirement after my service This sounds good but the truth of the matter is that the promised life time medical care is in trouble first of all to get Tricare for life we have to pay medicare Part B that will cost more then the cola raise for Social Security. We also may lose medicare and since Tricare for life is tied to Medicare and there is a good chance that Doctors will stop seeing Medicare if the cuts to the payments goes through in January. A number of military retirees have been writing and calling their congressmen/women to do something abou

Old School, New School
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Old Stories By Friends
This is a story by an old friend of mine... very very sad... It was a cool fall day in late October... the sun shown through the blinds... it's too early I thought as I pulled the covers over my head... I felt the edge of the bed bend down.... and something crawl across it and sit on my stomach... "Mommy...Mommy wake up" a little voice came... I smiled... I threw the covers back and threw him on his back and began tickling him... he laughed and laughed as he tried to wiggle away... "where do you think your going?" I said as I pulled him back towards me... he laughed more and more as I tickled him... I finally let him get up... he jumped up and ran out of the room... I followed him yelling "I'm gonna get you"... he screamed and laughed... and ran into the living room... I ran back around through the kitchen and caught him... he laughed as I spun him around wrapping my arms around him... spinning around till we fell to the ground laughing... he looked down... at me and said "I love yo

Oldspice
nothing is worse than a broken heart...finding that one person who you think is your soulmate for life and then find out they love you but aint in love with you sucks....maybe i outta stick to driving big rigs and forget about finding what love is

Old Stories I Wrote As A Kid.
Emo Clock By the Hero of Shadows The clock's gone ticking, And time's running by; I couldn't help but kick it in the shins, And now it began to cry. :( Bah, it's an Emo Clock- EMO CLOCK!!1 With a cold white face, And wearing nothing else but black, Each second comes a beatin', Where it can't take the fact: Damn thing can't cut itself, So it sits there and refuses to find a solution- It's a damn emo clock, EMO CLOCK! "Why do people keep staring at me? I don't want the attention, can't you see?" Oh STFU, you feed off their eyes, Always changing your look, as your battery dies. Every single moment, you have to make a noise, Needing to swing your arms around, like sugar driven boys. So go ahead and whine, on what time of day it is, There's millions of others like you, just a part of the Rolex biz. ... Damn Emo Clock. Vampire Want Nuts A survival horror comedy By Tyler Vittitow (M)Vanilla: (M) Light Vanilla: (M)Jack(Blue): (F)Nikki

Old Stuff
As suicide thoughts/ slowly creep in/ i grab hold of my liberation/ My only way out/ The only object that keeps me sane/ The only thing i can control/ Not evern my thoughts are my own/ To know that i cant control them/ Only scares me even more/ I dont know what they mean/ I sit and try to figure them out/ Until i want to scream!/ Until i want to run away to a psychiatric ward!/ Until i stand there and yell out to my Lord!/ To my savior/ The only one who understands/ And tells me this isnt what it seems/ It is only a dream// As i wake up/ I only see darkness/ I feel trapped/ deep down in this hole/ I know theres no way out/ I have gone to my hell/ I have lost my soul/ I hold the truth/ That will liberate others/ But i start to panic/ I start to shake/

Old Stuff
sitting here in stolen skin I can't believe I let you win no one believes me, nor do they care to them it was like you were never there. I'm old enough, strong and wise so how could I fall for your lies. I thought you were a friend so I reached out and tried to lend a hand. You

Old Shit
All this anger That's deep inside It's coming out Flowin' like high tide It's time for a fight Gotta let out the rage Locked up too long Trapped in a cage Got the irish temper It's taking control Step up old man I'll rip out your soul You've come between A man and his wife Fuck you old man I'll end your life This irish punk Is pickin' a fight I'll find you old man Sometime tonight And when I do I'll tear you apart I'll cut off your balls And rip out your heart When she kisses you Do you taste my cum I'm calling you out Now come get some Just a fat old man Who think's he's tough Well bring it fucker I've had enough You don't even know What i'm capable of No one can save you Not even god above I'll beat you down slow So you feel my pain Fuckin' curb stomp you And splatter your brain This irish punk Is pickin' a fight I'll find you old man Sometime tonight And when I do I'll tear out

Oldschool
LIVING FAST AND LOVING IT TELLING LIES AND BELIEVING THEM WELCOMING THE DARKNESS AS IF TO HIDE CHANGING AND REARRANGING CHOOSING SIDES BE BLACK OR BE WHITE NEITHER ONE APPLIES FOOLISH WITHOUT A CARE BUT GOD WAS ALWAYS THERE. CURSING AND SCREAMING IN ANGER AS IF GOD WAS THE STRANGER PUSHING AND PULLING TRYING TO FIND MY WAY GOD BLESSED ME WITH ANOTHER DAY. AND WHEN I CRIED AFTER ALL THOSE WHO DIED GOD WAS BY MY SIDE. AS I AGE I NEVER FORGET TO PRAY AND ASK GOD FOR A NEW DAY. PASSING PARKING LOTS FILLED WITH POOR POVERTY STRICKEN POETS POUTING AND POKING THE EYES OF PRETEND PROPHETS PREACHING THE POWER OF THE POMPOUS PREGNANT PROJECT LIVING PRETTY POTENT SOULS POSING POLITELY AS PASSING PORCHES PROCEED TO DRIVE PARALLEL TO THE PINK PIZZA PARLOR PROUDLY PRONOUNCING THE PUNK LINGO THAT SO PROFOUNDLY SENDS THEM INTO THEIR POOLS OF PISS FILLED TEARS PRESIDENTIAL PORK EATING, PERFECTLY CRISP WHITE SHEET WEARING

Old School
Hi All Back When I Was Growin Up ... There Were Many Word Slangs ... But Always Was Told .... Respect Yor Parents Respect Your Elders ... Respect Your Friends That Was One Thing That Has Followed Me ..... That Goes For Ones In A Marriage To Ones That Are a Couple And Separated .... Sure I Flirt Who Don't But One Thing and I Mean One Thing I Will Never Do Is Cross The Line With My Friends Or Family Thats What Old School Is To Me ..... I Will Watch Out For My Friends And Family ..... God Brings Them Into Our Lives For A Reason Never Question That and Some Leave For Their Job Was Fulfilled ..... I Took a LIL Vacation From Here Now I'm Back ..... Wish New People Would Read Our Profiles About Us ..... But We All Know To Well That Answer Right LOL ...... Right ..... Love All My Friends Old and New Thank You All Like I Say New Year New Beginnings ...... Love & Respect ..... I Don't Bite Hard just Nibble ...... Feel Free To Comment So I Know You Read What Old School Is To Me I Mean Love & Res

Old Time One Liners
A car hit an elderly Jewish man. >>>The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" >>>The man says, "I make a good living." ? >>> >>>I just got back from a pleasure trip. >>>I took my mother-in-law to the airport. >>> >>>I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. >>>If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me! ? >>> >>> >>>Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. >>>The thief spends less than my wife did. >>> >>>We always hold hands. >>>If I let go, she shops. >>> >>> >>>She was at the beauty shop for two hours. >>>That was only for the estimate. >>>She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. >>>Then the mud fell off. >>> >>>The doctor gave a man six months to live. >>>The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months. >>> >>>The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." >>>Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!" ? >>> >>>Doctor: "You'll live to

~~~old Timer's Sex~~~
What happened to 1??? Humm... Oh Well ! 2. Ever had sex in a public place? 3. Ever laugh during sex? 4. Ever cry during sex? 5. Do you like to cuddle after sex? 6. Ever regret sex with someone? 7. Ever faked an orgasm? 8. Dirty talk, or shut up? 9. Have you ever had phone sex? 10. Ever have a one night stand? 11. How bout a 3-some? 12. Ever watch porn during sex? 13. Ever thought of someone else during sex? 14. Has the condom ever broken? 15. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 16. Who would you like to have sex with now? 17. Are you involved with someone? 18. Are you horny now? 19. Ever used toys? 20. Ever done it in an elevator? 21. Have you had sex in shower before? 22.What do you think about sex in a car? 23. Oldest and youngest you'd go out with and sleep with ? 24. Oral sex? 25. Foreplay? 26. Would you let your partner tie you up? 27. Anal?

Old Timephone Booth
The other day i was driving to the bank. I needed to order new checks and every time i do it by mail or on the computer, somehow my order gets screwed up. I was at a red light and my car started trying to die on me. My alternator light came on, so i figured it was best if i just pulled into a parking lot and call for help. Well as we all know, what can go wrong, will go wrong. My phone also decided to die on me. I was in the parking lot of a Pet Smart. Just outside they have one of those great, old fashioned phone booths. I couldn't charge my phone up in my car because of no power. So i searched my car for some change. The booth, while clean looking, smelled as if a bum used it as a place to sleep at night. I'm sure this is the case. Searching through the disgusting phone book, i finally find a repair shop that could get to my car right away. Now all i needed was a tow truck. While looking through the ripped and nasty phone book, i noticed this man was waiting for th

Old Time Poems Of Love & Hate
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan A stately pleasure-dome decree : Where Alph, the sacred river, ran Through caverns measureless to man Down to a sunless sea. So twice five miles of fertile ground With walls and towers were girdled round : And there were gardens bright with sinuous rills, Where blossomed many an incense-bearing tree ; And here were forests ancient as the hills, Enfolding sunny spots of greenery. But oh ! that deep romantic chasm which slanted Down the green hill athwart a cedarn cover ! A savage place ! as holy and enchanted As e'er beneath a waning moon was haunted By woman wailing for her demon-lover ! And from this chasm, with ceaseless turmoil seething, As if this earth in fast thick pants were breathing, A mighty fountain momently was forced : Amid whose swift half-intermitted burst Huge fragments vaulted like rebounding hail, Or chaffy grain beneath the thresher's flail : And 'mid these dancing ro

Old Trains
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"old Town Square."
“Old Town Square.” It’s weathered street, just kissed by rain, lies glistening and wet The old town square, lost to time, the hallowed place we met Five hundred years past, or maybe more, when I first saw your face And still I see it, in all the things, that make up this ancient place I see it in the fountain, where people came to bathe I see it as the sun now strikes it, with it’s golden rays As they dance there in the water, shimmering and blue In every inch of Old Town Square, I’m seeing bits of you And by the hitching posts, where the horses were once tied And even those posts remind me of you, and I will not deny That you placed your reigns upon me, and a saddle on my back But you never had to bind me, because I’m always coming back To the right you know stood merchant’s booths, filled with exotic goods Bales of cloth and bangles of gold, tents stretching to the woods And near the forest I can plainly see your wagon standing there With you kneeling by the c

Old Things Are More Beautiful...
"Tis strange, that though a candle, And oh, so small it be; The flickering flame it gives, In darkness, helps to see... Its light dispels the darkness; The frightening shadows flee; And all the fewars of midnight, Are gone, when one can see... The shadows crowd around one, And thunder roars above; The fearful soul is drowning: He cannot see God's love... My friend, you are a candle, And in God's plan, the light That shines to those around you, To give the blind soul sight... 'Tis nice to be a lighthouse, To guide the ships at night,

Old Timers Sex
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' 'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.' OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?' 'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but a good idea!' A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks.. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against th

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Old Vs Now
School 1977 vs. School 2007 Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates. 2007 - Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, ASBOs are taken out and both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites. Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students. 1977 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given 6 of the best. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school. Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him the slip

Old V. New
hmmmmm. where to start? well here's a few to think on...(feel free to copy and paste then answer as per your opinion) Catergory : (10) OLD(pre 1985) or New(1985+) Lead Singers: Old... havn't seen the likes of Hindrix, Robert Plant, Janice Joplin... in any of the new lead singers, they had a presence on stage that was untouchable Creativity: Old... Seems to me the revloution as come to a stop with new misic everyone sings about bling and their crappy relationships now, nothing like the life experiences and mind bending stories woven in some of the older songs Style: New... what were they thinking back then god don't get me started on the rags they wore in the 60's(tye dye was cool though) and disco clothes sucked...lol plus you never got the skin you get to see now....thanks MTV (well back when they played music videos) Musical quality: New... as much as I hate to say it th

Old Writings And Poetry!!!
In my heart I long to keep My love for you which is forever deep. Living life without you I would be very sad and blue. What else can I do to make you see That you do and will always mean the world to me. Though I know the sun will always rise I still wait for the day you'll forever be mine. You touched my soul with yours, Took my heart and brand it with your sword. Kiss my lips and you will see, That noone else can compare to me. The day is comming for you to know, The hurt and pain from being left in the cold. All those times you just pushed me away, Well now you bastard, I'm here to stay. Pay Backs a Bitch, And now its your turn to Pay!!! It's easy to hate, but hard to love. Thus sayeth the big guy up above. I can say you're evil when push comes to shove. But I can't say I hate you, I just show you love. All this situation needs is a little more tact. Maybe once we've got that, we'll know how to act.

Old Women Are Great
AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 21-YEAR-OLD GAL. NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, A NICE BIG BED AND A PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS." MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 21-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV. AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES!

Old Works
Yeah, today was one of those manic days where I just felt like I needed to think to break myself down in certain ways, and build back up again. I will see how that works when I go to work, and when I get more done on said Monday than I did today. Hopefully, this off and on sickness will die *no pun intended*. Rawr, take care folks!

Old Works Of Mine
nothing in life is final ...and timing is everything, though we may not be in the field, we are in the stars, laughing at each other when the rest of the world is crying, crying for our world when all we should be doing is smiling ..."everything happens for a reason" she said ... and i say "nothing reasonable happens" when push comes to shovel, we bury this...try to forget what we could not remember in the first place....watching the clock as we run out of time.....thinking of ways to pause....running backwards, trying to put the world in reverse, meanwhile not looking where we are goin......crashing into everything in our way, we decide now is the time to turn and face it...and thats when it hits us square in the fucking jaw......love hurts.....lights out.....fade to black ...only to come to to the face of a stranger....a stranger we have met before......" my name is forgiveness" it will say to us.....and the only thing we can say back is "sorry"......love is humble....hit your fuck

Old Writtings
Sep. 25th, 2006 | 12:01 pm I think its unfair. To have to walk on eggshells your entire life,Just because no one around you understands. To have to hold your tounge and lie through your teeth.Nod and smile, say what they want you to, say what they expect.When you can't tell anyone the whole truth, you feel like a lie to everyone.Could you imagine what its like? Anytime you got a cut, a cat scratch, a wound... getting that same look, that questioning glance, that penetrating stare into your soul, looking for guilt or admission, from everyone your supposed to love and trust? Its quite the mental fuck, feeling the same guilt from almost 7 years ago, reminding you again, how you disapointed everyone.We watched Intervention last night. It was an episode about self mutilation. It was hard. And i dont think it was hard for me to watch the program, but more difficult to watch with my friends there. I couldn't even look them in the eyes. I felt so guilty for being jealous of the girl

Old War Horse
Here I am, out front trying to see how I do or deal with other people. I have shut myself off for so long I know longer know how to be relate to people. i hate to say this but it is true Iam I am what I am today all because of 12 months in 1968-1969 in Vietnam. I was only 18 when I went to war and in many ways I have not grown any older. It fuck me up bad... Well get over it! I mean it was so long ago. But every night I am there again. Well that's all for a first blog. Thanks for reading it Old War Horse

Oldy But A Goody
So I am chatting with my friend Christine who tends to get songs in her head...but can never remember the lyrics... and since we are chatting...she can't even hum the tune... and the girl is driving herself mad trying to remember what the song is... she has herself covinced it is Hall & Oates.... and she posts the most inchorent attempt at the lyrics... "and she wanders.....and she waannnnnder. noooooo one can make me feel....something someting. something....that's all I've got!" (Yeah, that's all she sent... ) but it comes to me in a moment... and it's Howard Jones... and I always liked the song... No One Is To Blame You can look at the menu but you just cant eat You can feel the cushions but you cant have a seat You can dip your foot in the pool but you cant have a swim You can feel the punishment but you cant commit the sin And you want her and she wants you We want everyone And you want her and she wants you No one, no one, no one ever is to blame You

Ole And Sven
Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin' ta drink!" Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I've hear you can drink dat yet fuel an get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed. Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! The phone rang. It was Sven who asks, "How iss you feelin' dis mornin', Ole?" Ole says, "I feel great. How 'bout you?" Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?" Ole says, "No dat yet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin'. Ve oughta do dis more often." Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting." Ole asked, "Vut's dat?" Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?" Ole stopped to think. "N

Ole And The Hooker
Ole was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows. "Twenty dollars..." she whispers. He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It's a police officer. "What's going on here, people?" asks the officer. "I'm making love to my wife!," Ole answers indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know." "well," Ole says, "neither did I, til you shined that dang light in her face!!"

Ole Kim Cole...was A Merry Ole Soul...no Wait...i'm Something Else...sorry
You Are a Newborn Soul You are tolerant, accepting, and willing to give anyone a chance. On the flip side, you're easy to read and easily influenced by others. You have a fresh perspective on life, and you can be very creative. Noconformist and nontraditional, you've never met anyone who's like you. Inventive and artistic, you like to be a trendsetter. You have an upbeat spirit and you like almost everything. You make friends easily and often have long standing friendships. Implusive and trusting, you fall in love a little too easily. Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Dreaming Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

Ole' Kim Cole...
How Old Is Your Soul? Middle Age SoulYou have a MIDDLE AGED SOUL! You're all responsibility and work. You're detail oriented and focused on the prize at the end of it. This can be good, but sometimes you miss things that are happening right now! Remember to slow down once in a while and enjoy the moment.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Olen's Poetry (comments Welcome)
why hath the fates need to play cruel games on me, showing me true love and taking it away within a moments time of a day.what wrongs have I must done in a former life to be treated so heinously in matters of love and heart.why hath my heart be wrenched to and fro like a long boat in a raging storm.what is my purpose in this all, this charade of life and love.why hath my heart be born to always love knowing it shall be torn asunder.what is the reasoning in this madness, this fixation to love and be loved.why hath i fallen for she, she who fits me like no other has or ever will.what have i done to deserve to find the one to give me a happiness no other can bring me, and yet cant wholly have.why hath i been forsaken to love she, she who is my heart, she who is my twinflame, my mate.what must i endure further to be graced with her love again, if i will ever be graced by her presence again.soon, the kiss of steel will beckon unto me, calling me to share in its embrace. soon, oh so very soo

Ole Paus
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Olgaleb
I'm very personable & easy to talk to, a good listener, ambitious. Very honest, open; probably the most caring person you'll ever know, and love children. I'm very romantic and like to cuddle. Can be trustworthy, faithful, outgoing, a great listener and very understanding. I'd describe myself as intelligent, well educated, attractive, sociable, and caring. Honest,truthful, confidant, affectionate, sincere, loving, passionate, spontaneous, with a great sense of humor, energetic, open-minded; responsible and serious when I have to be. I respect everyone for who they are and would like to be treated in a similar way myself. I love to find new experience and to share them with someone close, but I have no special person in my life to share my dreams and excitements with. My ideal partner would be someone who knows how to listen with his heart but can answer with his mind, confident and mature clever, and well educated; I want to find someone to treat me as good as I treat them. Someone who

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The Olive Tree
* This i did not write, but someone sent it to me and it touched me, i just wanted to share it with anyone who cares to read it. THE OLIVE TREE A confused sub came before a wise Master who adored her. She felt that to submit to him would mean she would open her heart to unbearable pain should he ever leave her. She hungered for him and needed him, but was ready to walk away in panic. The gentle Master knelt her before him and started a tale of love and devotion. As she looked up at him his arms began to widen and open like a large tree stretches its branches to the sky. At that moment the Master appeared rooted to the floor and his impressive size towered above her like a giant tree. Then he began to speak... The Olive Tree I'm here for you...now and always no matter how far time and space takes us.... Whether you walk away from me today or you stay and serve me I will not turn from you. I am as patient as time itself; I will take not from you unless you give freely and com

Olivia's Blogs
Two Truths & a Lie? Ok Guy's and Gal's don't be shy nor bashfull..once ur on this page you have to ask the 3 questions... Here's the deal: I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Really. I'll answer anything. I may opt to e-mail answers to particularly sensitive questions, however. Then I want you to go to your blog, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything. Here's the twist: Of the three questions you ask, I will answer two of them absolutely truthfully. As for the other question -- I'll lie like a goat. (Well, not a truthful goat, obviously. The untrustworthy type of goat.) I will not reveal which two answers are truthful and which one is the lie.

Olivia My Niece And The Babes I Never Knew
Don’t let them say I wasn’t born, that something stopped my heart, I felt each tender squeeze you gave, I loved you from the start. Although my body you can’t hold, it doesn’t mean I’m gone, This world was worthy not of me, God chose that I move on, I know the pain that drowns your soul, what you are forced to face, You have my word, I’ll fill your arms, someday we will embrace. You’ll hear that it was “meant to be, God doesn’t make mistakes” But that won’t soften your worst blow or make your heart not ache. I’m watching over all you do, another child you’ll bear, Believe me when I say to you, that I am always there. There will come a time, I promise you, when you will hold my hand, Stroke my face and kiss my lips and then you’ll understand. Although I never breathed your air, or gazed into your eyes, That doesn’t mean I never “was”…An Angel Never Dies. hey well what can i say...am new here, very new and just trying to work it out..... Am f

Oliver Is Here...
then go to my website! www.oliverdouglasonline.com ! email me and let me know what you think Ok, so don't laugh right away, but I saw the Brave One last night. You know, that movie with Jodie Foster? Well apparently, you don't know. Apparently no one knows. Below is a picture to refresh you. It actually was an OK way to spend 2 hours (yes, 2 hours). Anyways, I started to wonder how people don't realize that Jodie Foster is a complete DYKE. I mean, not even the slightest bit of lipstick is on this lesbian. She now sports the haircut that all boyish dykes and also every gay, male hairdresser has. My ex had it. He is a hairdresser. Melissa Etheridge had it and Ellen still rocks it. Umm, I'm pretty sure Anne Heche had it. And that weird gay guy with the bloated chipmunk cheeks on Entertainment Tonight, Cojo. This is Cojo. This photo is not photoshopped. His cheeks are actually this bulbous. This isn't really the hair I'm talking about, but at one point, he had that haircut tha

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Olp's Thoughts...
03 25 09 12:06pm OLP's time... As I'm sittin' here by the window in my easy chair, with my laptop on me, and the skies bein' partly cloudy. I feel at peace within myself now. I have spent the past two days taken my two boys to the vet. Barnabas who is 1 yr and 5 months, went to get his annual booster shot, ear cleanin' and mite solution. Tuesday was Paul's turn he is 11 months old, his birthday is April 2nd...But, he went in for a casteration, ear cleanin' & mite solution also. Paul is my boy - he was not to please with me, when I brought him home last night. But he is doin' much better now, he is actually 'talkin' to me. But he looks pretty sore still. I'm really hopin' that this year will be better than last year, I won't go into details I'm tryin' to leave that behind me, and come to terms that I don't have family to fall back on...For somethin' I didn't ask for...The father I knew growin' up - who adopted me - sexual abuse me when I was in his care. But I'm currentl

Olympic Sport.
Curling is an Olympic Sport. That means it's good enough of an idea, takes enough skill to master, and has enough participants and fans of it to make it worthwhile to bring the competition to the Olympic (worldwide) Level. Why isn't Oral Sex an Olympic Sport? Obviously it's a great idea, has a shitload of participants and definitely has a shitload of fans. Not to mention...the most important enough reason: If you're good at it you probably deserve a fucking medal anyways. *EDIT* In afterthought, you know, it'd be the best Olympic Sport of them all. Mainly because there's more than a damn medal on the line. The winner gets to pretty much be the most desirable fucking man/woman on the fucking planet for the rest of their damn life! The competition would be, heh, stiff as shit. :) Couldn't resist, lol.

Olympic Event
You Are Boxing You are assertive, strong, and downright aggressive. You have the power to demolish your opponent... And you have the endurance to make sure the job is finished. What Olympic Sport Are You? Olympics Quiz by QuizRocket.com fun quizzes!Fun Quizzes | Quizes for MySpace » MySpace Quizzes

Olypmics And Olympic Spirit
I've had a long standing obsession with the Olympics :) I love the philosophy of the Olympic movement. I love to watch people excel at their chosen endeavors. I love to see the diversity of people and beliefs and life stories come together. Interestingly enough. That happens each and every day around all of us. It is easy to think of those things that make the Olympics a special event as unique to that event alone. But the themes, meanings, experiences, struggles, challenges, triumphs, etc. are symbolic of those things that drive people in their mundane and not so mundane activities. Torino, Italy, had perhaps the most personally relevant saying: It is certainly passion that motivates me. I strive to excel at the things I love. I chose a profession (perhaps it chose me) because it sets me on fire. My best friends are those who fan the flames and whose flames I can fan back. Yes. Passion is my favorite part of the Olympic Spirit :) As I watch the news about the pro

Om ~
May 19, 2009Special MessengersReconnecting with Friends Every person that passes through our lives makes a contribution to our life stories. There are those who play large roles and make deep impressions, but sometimes a brief special appearance before life takes them in another direction creates a meaningful connection. It is a rare gift when they suddenly reappear in our lives after a long absence. Though the world may seem full of more people than we could ever know, we are often drawn to people with similar energy, which brings us together time and time again. On first meeting, the characters in our life stories may seem familiar. We may know each other from past lives or perhaps we merely recognize the energy of a kindred spirit. But when fate brings old friends back into our lives, there is always a reason. They may act as messengers, reminding us of a part of ourselves we have forgotten to nurture. They might appear to give us a chance to react in a new way to an old situation.

Omagh
Suspicious parked car Fingers pointing Children screaming Mothers Rushing A loud explosion Glass flying everywhere Buildings Collapsing Screams of pain Fill the air Sirens sounding Alarms going wild Innocent people dying I wrote this one whilst watching the news break on TV. Having served 18 months there during the 70's, I managed to make a lot of good friends, some of who im still in contact to this day. My first reaction to this was shock and horror, then as it sunk in slowly urgent phone calls to friends to see if they were ok. Here is an extract from what was wrote after the horrific day The bomb in Omagh on Saturday 15 August 1998 resulted in 29 deaths and hundreds of injuries. Ironically, the worst single atrocity of thirty years of conflict in Ireland occurred at the point of highest hope during those years. The Good Friday Agreement had been signed just 13 weeks before. The massacre, caused by a 'Real' IRA car bomb, claimed the lives o

Omega's World
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6 You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald 's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the

Omega Man
So I guess the bovine-witted, dread-breeding doomsday forecasters and survivalists were correct when they said the end was near. But the Apocalypse wasn’t as bad as they predicted. On December 31, 1999, I sealed myself into a bomb shelter called the Mayflower and watched as the nuclear clouds burst all over the world like a flourishing mushroom patch -- until the satellite fritzed and the Mayflower went dark. I stayed in there for 11 years. On January 1, 2011, hoping the radiation had settled, I emerged because I couldn’t bear to eat another can of tomato soup and watch my only VHS tape, Armageddon’s Funniest Home Video’s (my favorite is the segment where the guy gets hit in the nuts with a nuclear warhead). Anyway, I wandered into the Zombie District -- what was once San Diego’s Gaslamp -- and took a job bartending in a popular mutant bar called the Subterranean. It’s a good job, even though most mutants are boil-brained bugbears who booze like sailors on a Bushmill’s

Omega Bombers Rules
INTRODUCING~OMEGA BOMBERS~We are a new family here on the Fu and want to have some fun.BUT...As with all families, we have to have some rules.#1 - Everyone is required to Rate/Fan/Add ALL family members. This can be easily accomplished because their is a folder that has every members picture in it. Each one is ripped so that you can go directly to their page. If it is found that you haven't done so, you will be asked to correct the situation or submit your resignation. Those are the only 2 choices.#2 - If you are CURRENTLY in a contest or have one coming up in the near future, DO NOT ask to join this family. The reason is, we are about fairness to all family members and if you are just joining for help, scroll on by.#3 - There will be NO MORE THAN 2 family members in a contest at the same time. Before you enter into a contest, please submit a request to the homepage for approval. ALSO, before submitting a request, you MUST be actively bombing for no less than 10 days before hand

Omega Bombers
INTRODUCINGOMEGA BOMBERSWE ARE A NEW BOMBING FAMILY HERE ON THE FU AND WE ARE NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS.IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN OUR FAMILY, PLEASE VISIT OUR HOMEPAGEOmega Bombers@ fubarBE SURE TO READ THE ENTIRE PAGE AND READ OUR RULES BEFORE SENDING A FRIEND REQUEST.THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME AND WE HOPE TO SEE YOU INSIDE SOON!!HAVE AN AWESOME DAY!!KING DOMINO - FOUNDERMS TAZ - CO FOUNDEROMEGA BOMBERSIf you are not serious about bombing and helping others...PLEASE DO NOT APPLY WITHIN..Thank you!! (repost of original by 'Omega Bombers' on '2008-06-23 09:17:32')

Omega Bombers
{THM} ϻȿ ძȩʃiƦƩ INTRODUCINGOMEGA BOMBERSWE ARE A NEW BOMBING FAMILY HERE ON THE FU AND WE ARE NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS.IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN OUR FAMILY, PLEASE VISIT OUR HOMEPAGEOmega Bombers@ fubarBE SURE TO READ THE ENTIRE PAGE AND READ OUR RULES BEFORE SENDING A FRIEND REQUEST.THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME AND WE HOPE TO SEE YOU INSIDE SOON!!HAVE AN AWESOME DAY!!KING DOMINO - FOUNDERMS TAZ - CO FOUNDEROMEGA BOMBERSIf you are not serious about bombing and helping others...PLEASE DO NOT APPLY WITHIN..Thank you!! (repost of original by 'Omega Bombers' on '2008-06-23 09:17:32')

Omega Bomber Family
To the Omega Family i have been making tags for all of u and they r in Omega FAmily tags i made folder go rip urs if u like ----if ur not there yet DONT PANIC they will be there later today or tonight i have a few more to finish thank you and have a good day

Omega Family Bombers
get a screen shot of me scrolling bye and pvt msg me wit it and ill give ya 1k fu bux since i just luv my omega family and that lil cupcake bling i will be awarding a cupcake to whoever leaves the 500th, 2000th, 5000th, 10000th 17000th and 19999th comment on my current running contest, plz PM me if u r the one to leave the specified number comment!, so there is 6 chances to win a yummy looking cupcake :D OMEGA BOMBERS RAWK!!!

Omegle
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Omega Dawn
This is what happens when you have writer's block.... Zip! Bang! Crash! What was that? Could my mind be gone at last? It seems that I have gone and crashed down into a wordless pit. All my tangled thoughts have smashed upon a mental blockades fist, and scattered like confetti on the ground... © LML A season comesWithout a warning.A glowing sunIn shadow's mourning. A season goesThat's never ceasing,Signaling a soul's releasing. Omega Dawn A ringing voice Without a wire

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The Omen Child..my Bro
What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!)created with QuizFarm.com You scored as You are a DemonThere's no nice way of saying it. You're a Demon! And you like it that way! You are often called a pyromaniac and keep matches or a lighter on you at all times. Your idea of fun is poking at those poor damned souls with your pitch fork. Just be careful you don't get burned in all your fun! You are a Demon 100%Black Witch 92%You are a Vampiric Elf! 83%Fallen Angel 50%Vampire 50%

Omfg
CommentFun CommentFun This picture was taken by a KTBS helicopter flying over Lake Conroe! (For those of you who are not local, Lake Conroe is in Conroe, TX.) That has to be a HUGE gator to have a whole deer in its mouth! Are you ready to go skiing on Lake Conroe?! If you ski at the west end of the lake -- try not to fall. This alligator was found between ! Athens and Palestine, Texas near a house. How would you like to meet this fella in the dark? Never let it be said that we don't grow them big in Texas . Game wardens were forced to shoot the alligator- guess he wouldn't cooperate... Anita and Charlie Rogers could hear the bellowing in the nig! ht. Their neighbors had been telling them that they had seen a mammoth alligator in the waterway that runs behind their house, but they dismissed the stories as exaggerations. "I didn't believe it," Charles Rogers said. Friday they realized the stories were, if anything, understated. Texas Parks and Wildlife game wardens h

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SCARLET THE GIRL I STOOD UP FOR WEN ALL YOU TURNED YA BACKS, WELL WAT A FUCKING HORRABLE FAT WHORE ...YES CAM WHORE!! LOOKS LIKE A FILTHY ANIMAL, AND SWALLOWS THAT DILDO UP HER ARSE WITH UTTER EASE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ...REVOLTING , BUT A MUST SEE!!! ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Ok ...it wasnt me that stuffed a dildo so far up my arse i neasrly lost it! it wearnt me that cum so much it dripped on the carpet of her chair. it wearnt me that turned the cam round and showed a puddle on her chair. it wearnt me that threw the kids in bed early so she could cum on cam. it wearnt me that fucked a wine bottle, long and hard. it wearnt me that has to have cam sex cus her hubby can only cum if shes getting off with some1 else,. it wearnt me that spread my legs infront of a cam and stuffed my hand up myself. it wearnt me that couldent cum with her own husband, but could pour cum on cam. it wearnt me that fucked my self while 'on', and coverd her thighs in cum n blood! All i

Omfg
OK this is all new to me but it looks kinda cool! Dam there is so much to check out!!!! As soon asa can get the swing of things in here i'm sure i'll have a blast.Till then wach out,i'm comming for ya HEHEHE Later!

Omfg!!!!
DUDE PREGNANCY SUX BUT I LOVE MY LITTLE ONE THAT WILL BE HERE. LOVE MY BABY SOOOO..... MUCH HE'S MY LIFE AND ALL. I LOVE HIS FAMS TOO!!!! LIFE IS HARD PPL AND SOMETIMES I DON'T FEEL AS IF I WANNA LIVE BUT I ROLL OVER IN THE MORNING AND I REALIZE I HAVE IT GOOD AND I AM FINALY GLAD TO BE ALIVE.

Omfg!
So uh yea, I fucked this bitch right.... Just kidding... or am I? Anywayz. Thursday night went out for Ladies night w/ Christina. Met up with Stephanie there also and the crazy Mexican chick that stalks me was there also.. guess she'd been asking about me while I was gone. :P I'll have to upload the images.. I realize I keep saying that and then never do but meh.. Oh found out some bitch is using my photos on another site evidently. Some people told me about it and I'm waiting to hear back on them to what site it is and the link. It could be one of my profiles somewhere else that I just haven't kept up on for all I know lol. But we'll see. Cause if this bitch is using my pics and shit, I am going to fuck their shit up. Besides, couldn't they use pics of a hotter chick than me? I mean, my pics aren't that great anywayz :( Umm other than that. Saturday worked in the morning and after that was going to go camping but it was cancelled so maybe next time. Went to Rya

Omfg What A Week
Sooo.... first this week, Tuesday night, my best friend and my god kids returned from vacation and found their house to be on fire. SHITTY. The firefighters came really fast and were able to put the fire out before the entire house was destroyed. Theresa's room and the kids rooms are completely destroyed. The downstairs is ok except for some smoke and water damage. Thankfully no one was in the house when it started. They've been staying at a motel and will remain there for 1-2 months until the house is livable again. SHITTY. Ever had two kids in a motel room with nothing to do? Not fun. Then today I find out that a great friend of mine is having serious complications with her pregnancy and has to be transported to a different, more advanced hospital about an hour away so that they can induce labor and get the baby out of there as quick as they can so that mom and baby J won't die. If she wouldnt have gone to the doctor today and they wouldnt have discovered the condition, her and th

Omfg
so..bad day!...i woke up with my eye stuck shut...i looked like quasiemoto:/....not very attractive....i got in a fight...it's hott out...and it isnt rainging yet:/...i love rain...but anywhoo....woa...my eyes hurts..and i can barely see...just thought u should kno tht:p

Omfg..what A Day!! :(
THIS IS A BULLETIN ON MYSPACE FROM JULY 19TH..THOUGHT I'D SHARE WITH THE ONES WHO DONT GO THERE MUCH OR I DONT HAVE YOU ON MYSPACE... Fuck where do I start.... O.K. first off I've only Been on My 2 month Vacation since Sunday afternoon...Bud and My 1 year Anniversary is this Sunday..My Mom and Family are throwing Us a Party Sunday afternoon..... Monday we went Fishing...Caught some Fish then it rained....Tuesday we did nothing and it was Sunny....WEDNESDAY WAS JUST A HORRIBLE DAY!! We got up @ 5ish to go fishing (We like to Fish..lol) We get there..Its all nice and sunny and peaceful...I catch my first one then Bud catches his first one...A Catfish..Tryin to swallow his hook...Its stuck! We fuck around with it, disconect the hook from the spindle thingy, the fish decides to litterally jump out of Buds hands and Flop around on the shore..Bud catches him..Gets the hook out after the fish flops around a little and puts the hook in Buds pinky finger, well it must not of been in

Omfg!!! Crabs.... Lol... :0
Yeah I gotta Dark sick twisted sense of humor... Or maybe its Just all the Medications.... lol... :0) But thought was just tooo funny.. Now dont piss me off.. Or I might have to ZOMBIE cast this spell on you... LMFAO!!!!! ----------------------------------------------------- MAY THE CRABS OF A THOUSAND WHORES INFEST THE CROTCH OF YOUR ENEMIES & MAY THEIR ARMS BE TOO SHORT TO ITCH!

Omfg
Ok..heres my gripe for the night..LMAO I understand some are a little upset over the referral points being made..well I kind of do. I see it as a bit of jealousy. But thats neither here nor there. I have read some pretty stupid bulletins this evening, and it cracks me up! So here is my thought on the whole...waa waa waa subject...:) 1. Referral points are available to EVERYONE not just a select few! 2. Of course there are some making fake referrals , and know this...Scrappy does know who they are..:) 3. Just because a person levels due to referrals doesn't make the level null and void. A level is a level. 4. Belittling the one that has passed you in level because they did is childish, and the ones doing it should go to myspace. Geez! 5. Another subject. If you don't like the pics that you see and are upset that someone has posted them because they want to get rates and points..Stop looking if its so disgusting to you! Be an Adult For Goodness sake! 6. I love al

Omfg!
Just so you all know.... This is now a joint account for both of us... KDM & Dawn This is to better deal with the all the assholes that come to her page.... now her page is mine too... Wanna fawk with the both of us? LOL

Omfg
the grandma actually accused us of only getting married to take custody of lynn guess what stupid witch state of texas already said we r common law married for 12 yrs. we got married as i like to say to make it right with GOD. Even not married we would make better parents we would never run off with the baby. we would allow visitation when ever not at thier freakin convience oh she is too good to take a bus but cant afford a car that can make it down here. She seems to think that she has more rights then donnie lol get real stupid bitch i know NSFW screw it I am mad this is my fucking blogg dont like it dont fucking read it. Oh it is her first christmas with her grandchild whine fucking whine bitch OMFG I cant wait to find an attorney I hope donnie calls that one today and see if she will have the courts since Missy is in contemt pay all fees oh how sweet that would be Ok so last nite when I got home there was a pic of Lynn on my phone it was so cute and proble the last one I will g

Omfg
Well i'm single i was just informed that me and friend in the military are just friends. So i'm up grabs guys. I want to go out and have some fun. Yes i'm hurt but i think i was prepaired for this. I'm done crying over silly men who don't know a good thing when they have it. That is all drop me a line woot. I can't believe men. My soon to ex has sent me many message asking to help make the house payment but he can go buy a new fucking camera and buy a lot of little figures from World of Warcraft. That makes no fucking sence to me i have just started working. Have to ask my parents for money so i can eat and now i'm going to have to ask for gas money. WE all know how pricey gas is. Now his new GF is being all lovey dovey on his my space page. OMG make me vomit dont' get me wrong i'm glad he is not bugging me anymore and i have found a guy who is 110% better then my ex. I just feel like my ex is doing all this to piss me off and you knwo i can play those games to. I will if i have to and

Omfg!!!
3 Men were sentenced to 25 years of solitary confinement. As a concession, the governer allowed each of them to take one item into his cell. The first guy asked for a pile of books; the second for his wife; the third asked for 100 cartons of cigarettes. At the end of the 25 years, the first prisoner was released and said: "Those books proved immensely invaluable. I've studied so hard I can now train to be a lawyer. I'm really happy." The second man stepped out of his cell, with his wife and 5 new children. He smiled, "My wife and I have never been so close. I have a beautiful new family. I'm so happy." And the third guy said: "Anybody got a match?"

Omfg Lol
A nigga has 4 different types of girls.. 1. Wifey 2. Boo 3. Bitches 4. Ho's 1)Wifey is irreplaceable.. but she is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always loves, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches, and Ho's until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses Wifey he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again.. 2) Boo is replaceable, she thinks she's Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey was made Wifey is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. Boo tries to take Wifeys spot, but once she attempts, the guy allows her to get a TASTE of Wifey's spot... but will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months, then the man goes back to Wifey.. And Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or, the man matures and decides that Wifey is the one for him.. (Ladies.. you don't want to be BOO) 3) Bitches.. A female that a male uses only

Omfg @ Fubar
OMFG i have has some of my dark pictures up that I have had on here for over a year, an guess what, now this stupid site wants to put NSFW on them I would love to know what kid had this done, there is no tit or pussy showing so what the fuck is the problem , this site sucks way bad. I thought this was an adult site, but i really this its a damn kiddie site ...GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Omfg!!!
okies so im on a few web sites myspace, fubar, my yearbook ect ect anywho.... can someone please explain to me why triflin ass bitches have to be soooo insecure with themselves that they have to attack me for being friends with guys???!!!! i mean come on now have ya'll not looked at me? i'm not all that lmao. and i live in california for god's sake and the majority of these chicks are in differant states or across the country all together and yet they still want to come to me stalking me and harrassing me because i either am friends with "their man" or a guy they like. come on if you are so insecure with the stability of your realationship with your man that he isnt allowed to have female friends then you dont need to be with him in my opinion.... and the girls that arent even in a realationship with these guys.... GROW THE FUCK UP!!!! you wont get him by stalking and threatening all other females in his life that's for sure. ok i feel a little better now... had to get that off m

Omfg Funny
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Omfg
Okay so yesterday I learned the *hard* way not to let anyone thats not a doctor or chiro touch my back. I had a friend that popped my back in May and it was awesome, so I had him come over and do it again yesterday. NOT SO AWESOME. By 6pm last night the pain was setting in, by 9pm excruciating describes the way I was feeling. Now mind you, I was having pain from the nape of my neck down to my tail bone, radiating over into my shoulder. I can't sit in one position long, cant move certain ways, including taking a drink leaning back, I had to grab a straw. I tried finding a ride to ER last night and failed. This morning my sister dropped me off there. The check in nurse when she seen my back said OMG! Then from there I became a freak show or so it seemed. They started off with giving me a vicodin (which generally I love vic's) but it didnt even begin to touch the pain. They sent me for X-rays (and while being wheeled there, I heard someone ask have you seen the girls back in #7)and by

Omfg Really???!!!?!!!!
ill create some back story she sent me a message on my shout box so i simply added her on yahoo cause her display name was her yahoo. come to find out shes common run of the mill cam girl. so i decided to have some fun. ill post the convo. so yeah comment and discuss? i want some responses? or am i just that much of a douchebag? jadex900: hello angel4u Mc Cain: hi asl jadex900: hey its ketzah from fubar so jadex900: lol 21/m/ok angel4u Mc Cain: im 20 f ca angel4u Mc Cain: how r u? jadex900: tired and cant sleep and you? angel4u Mc Cain: kinda bored right now....wanna have some fun and get naughty right now? jadex900: depends on what you mean angel4u Mc Cain: wanna see me pleasuring myself on c.am..fingerin..beads and dildos in my pussy and ass...its FREE coz u dont need to log in or enter the site to watch me...ill do my cam show on msn or yahoo and aim.... jadex900: its up to you angel4u Mc Cain: but im only giving a free show for those who willing to help me or give

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Four boys were arrested for raping a 13 year old boy with a broomstick and a hockey stick. The rape took place on April 30th, in the locker room of the middle school. The boys charged, as well as the victim, were all members of the same football team. It is believed that the victim had been continually bullied and harassed for nearly two months prior to the assault and rape. All four suspects were identified by the victim and were arrested at the school on May 6, 2009. The four suspects will not be allowed back in school while they have legal iissues that are unresolved, and the Florida State Attorney plans on prosecuting all four as adults. WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE DO THAT?!?!?! I MEAN DAME I KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO GO THREW SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND IT HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING BOMB SHELL I FEEL HIS PAIN AND I KNOW WHAT HE IS GOING THREW RIGHT NOW. IT TAKES AWHILE TO GET OVER SOMETHING SO TRAMATIC AND HORRIABLE LIKE THAT. IT TOOK ME 5 YEARS AND TO THIS DAY IM STILL NOT OVER IT + MY BES

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has fu-fucked up? l deleted my account afew weeks ago...then l came across my deleted account..lm unable to log into the account but lve found that lm able to view the profile and my images. this is creepy has fuck its like lm there but lm not there lol.. http://www.fubar.com/user/2049586

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Well toay goes to prove that anything can happend and you really never know how. I ended up spraining my left ankle and i have no clue how i managed to do that. lol. I am in a splint and its annoying and crutches. NO FUN AT ALL. WELL TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY I WONDER WHO ALL REMEMBERS. MY SISTER HAS BEEEN WONDERFUL AND I MA GREATFUL TO HAVE HER HERE FOR MY BIRTHDAY SO I AM NOT ALONE. wHO REMEMBERS SEND GIFTS SAM

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Oh My God, I can not believe the nerve of some people..... they just seem to think that they can do anything they want to with you ..... I mean anything....... is it so difficult to just at least suggest or even ask before .....

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If you want my yahoo just ask and I will give But let me tell ya if you want me to show you have came to the wrong place cause I am not going to do it! Call me a b*#@! if you want thats fine with me I didnt know you before and I dont need to know you now! I am here for good conversation and to make new friends, So if you think by adding me you are going to get to see anything you are wrong and Might as well not add! And if you have added me and ar disapointed because i am not going to show dirty pics than you may take me off your list!

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A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the > marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small > sandal > shop. > > From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You > foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!" > > So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some > special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at > sex." > > Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the > man claimed.... but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the > sex God he was. > > The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" > > The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon." So the husband, after some > badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. > > As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his > eyes, > something his wife hadn't seen in many years ! In the

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I just got this message sent to my shoutbox from another member on here asking if I was a guy!! "R U A DUDE?" is exactly what he said. After I told him no he said in my pics I looked like one, and kept pushing for me to be a sport and go on webcam on yahoo to prove it to him needless to say he has been blocked......Can you say Asshole!!! Mr Tongue if your reading this you really need to learn some class.....you are by true definition an asshole!

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3 years ago today my grandma passed away and that was the saddest day in a long time but then 3 days later my daughter was born so i was sad and happy at the same time...so everyone out there that has lost a loved one be strong.. it will be hard but u can do it... to all my friends love you all xoxoxoxo i cant believe that my daughter will be 3 sunday.... im getting old lol

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Okay so I'm new here so not too many of you know dick about me. So here's a quick sum up; I'm in the Army Reserves. I enlisted January of last year and had 8 months of schooling for my job. I'm combat camera. I get to go overseas and be attached to some of the coolest units we have over there. I'll be deployed (as of right now) next fall to Iraq for a year boots to the ground. So this weekend is my first drill with my unit. It's actually a 3 day weekend cause we're going to Fort Bragg for pistol and rifle qualifying on the ranges. BUT before we do that fun shit...we have to go thru the gas chamber again. I just did this last May during Basic Training. Yea me I get to do it again so soon.!!!!! Its not all bad, just don't eat scrambled eggs for breakfast. Am I excited...shit yeah I get to fire not 1 but 2 weapons this weekend, one (the pistol) is going to be new to me..the other (M16) is an old familiar and very much missed friend. So I won't be on here this weekend, b

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omg i'm so bored..how sad is my life..its friday and i'm ere watching grease 2...god i need a life..lol ohhh this bloody snow..i hate it..i just ended up on me backside..made a few teenagers laugh...but i couldnt get up for laughing meself..lmao..gonna have a few bruises but never mind.just had to vent me feelings then.....stoppid weather lol

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I POSTED THIS BLOG BELOW ABOUT MY FRIEND CANT BELIEVE JUST 3 OF HER FRIENDS GOT IN TOUCH WITH TRUE CONCERNS FOR OUR FRIEND THANK YOU FOR THOSE THAT DID,SOME OF YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, YOU CALL YOURSELF JULIEANNS FRIEND NO WONDER SHE FEELS LIKE A POINT AND INVISIBLE ON HERE,BUT IF SHE POSTED A NUDE PHOTO YOU WOULD BOTHER ABOUT HER THEN SHE MIGHT NOT BE IMPORTANT TO YOU IF YOU GOT HER ON YOUR MSN HER MESSAGE READS MIGHT AS WELL BE DEAD WHO WOULD CARE NO ONE,NOW THATS SAD BUT SHE IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME AND THE 3 FRIENDS THAT ARE WORRIED ABOUT HER TO ME SHES MY BEST MATE SINCE SCHOOL AND YOUR NOT THE ONE THAT SITS WITH HER TRYING TO STOP HER FROM CRYING I HAVE TOLD HER TO LEAVE THIS SITE SHES NOT BEEN TREATED VERY NICE ON HERE FROM THE START SHES ONE OF THE SWEETEST,NICEST LADY I KNOW AND WOULD GIVE SOMEONE THE WORLD IF SHE COULD ,HAD TO HAVE A RANT AFTER LOOKING AT HER BLOG AND PAGE I'M SURE SHE WILL FEEL EVEN MORE DOWN KNOWING NOT MANY OF YOU ARE BOVERED ABOUT HER TO THOSE

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hurray its officialy summer here in north yorkshire, thats in the U.K for those that dont know, its warm todayand the swallows who nest in my garage have returned and were waiting to say hello when i got home last night, its good to have them back. Hi to whoever reads this Now im not vain, I dontb think im gods gift to women. lets just say im comfortable in my skin if you know what I mean and so far i,ve been attracting ratings of 10 for my pic (thanks im very flattered) but somones rated me a 5. Ok im not the best looking guy in the world but a 5 and also they dont appear to have a name.. so im just off to get a bucket to wear on my head WOO HOO I,m a cherry grunt level 3 so as im now a cherry god (does that sound rude) I expect more contact from sexy ladies..wow im such a MCP.. anyhow a joke a paitent in a hospital calls the nurse over and says can ya eat this apple pie for me the nurse says of course i can, takes the pie to the staff room and pigs it down after fi

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I went to an orthopedic surgeon today... and this is the first test they are gonna do on me... Electromyelogram (EMG) — An EMG is used to evaluate the activity of the spinal nerve roots. The test involves placing small needles into various muscles and measuring the electrical activity. The muscles’ response, which indicates the degree of nerve activity, is measured. Another test, called a nerve conduction study, often is done at the same time as an EMG. Nerve conduction studies measure how fast an impulse is transmitted from one nerve to another. It is gonna cost $500.... i dont have insurance so this really sucks... if they find what they think they are gonna find.. .well more tests... give me money lol ... just kiddin.. but anyway .. i will prolly end up having surgery...and i am scared of that idea... just thought i would share this with y'll

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Ok I have been on CT for some time now and all I ever get is "would you like to meet". Seriously were you joking is what I ask myself. I am not interested in meeting anyone. I am engaged to a wonderful man. I have to say I have gotten some very respectful messages of peoplesaying that its nice to meet me and they just want to talk because they are bored and so on. I like it when people want to be my friend. I am pretty easy to get along with and I love talking to everyone. So leave me a comment, send me a gift, rate me, or even rate my pics but please do not ask me if I will meet. Love to you all!! Love Fancy

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Hello everyone ... i thought i had better write to say thank you for all the comments and friend requests. I'm sorry i haven't replied to all of you individually but i am really struggling to get my head around what the fook is going on here! (Newbies huh?!) lol Anyway ... i don't want you all to think i'm an ignorant bitch so here is my collective thank you to you all.....MWAH

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Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees; a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there. "Where's her daddy at?"

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My home life has been destroyed by a fat bitchy old hag who is mad at me for defending my son. This woman told me that she and her husband don't like my 4 year old son Josh. She then proceeded to call him names. I had heard about enough and I told her where to go. In turn this woman who is the grandmother of my new baby Evan..called and ratted me out for having the baby's dad staying here with me. Now a little back ground, the baby's dad was unemployed for half the year and I took care of him (the hag who called is his mom) and the kids on a low paying job for half a year, he got this job in Aug, me not really being sure if he would get fired from this job too, I did not call the housing people and tell them he was living with me because I was afraid if he got fired how was I going to pay for everything. Well good thing because November came and the work slowed to almost a halt and I was paying all the bills again. Well we decided that since they "do not like" my 4 year old they were

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Hi All! This is a great place to meet some very interesting people!! I am a songwriter, I travel to Nashville at least once a month. If you live around there, write me and let's try to meet next time I'm up there! Tucker

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GOTTA HAVE GOTTA HAVE NOW GOTTA HAVE MORE This is what I see and hear out of most people. Too bad it isn't GOTTA GIVE GOTTA GIVE NOW GOTTA GIVE MORE BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH... > > A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar >and orders a drink. >Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner >table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the >biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your >grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is >one fine looking woman!" > >The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies >are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of >a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and >says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever >had!" > >The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker >still says nothing. > The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll >tell you

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Well there are only 8 more days till I get to hold my love.. I couldnt imagine anything more wonderful.. I feel so lucky I have an amazing man and wonderful friend Chica. Thank you for being so wonderful. I am glad that we all got to mee and became friends.. cant wait to all get together and hang out.but as for you Pitch.black/Craven/my love i am truly blessed to have met you and i am thankful everyday that we are together 8 more days baby then our lives begin!!

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Hello everyone and thank you thank you for all the comments and welcomes and whistles and gifts...I am so overwhelmed by everything...I am a MySpace junky to say the least...So trying to figure everything here out is alot..Please be patient with me and don't think that I am not responding cause I'm a stuck up snob...I just don't know where everything is at or how this all works... Thanks again everyone..I really appreciate it.. Angel

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Its been crazy around here. The day before yesterday, at my grandson's school open house, we found out that his mom was in jail. She was arrested for two counts of drug trafficking and two counts of child endangerment. I'm so totally blown away, I can't think straight. Needless to say, he is now staying at my house with his dad. The reason I'm posting this is because I don't quite understand how someone can not keep their children first and foremost in their lives. I'm sure some of you will be able to justify her actions, but for me, I have no use for anyone who would do anything that would jeopardize their children. Hey, fellow fubar ers....thanks for letting me vent. Cheryl

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Daddy It Hurts! This Is a true story and If you don't pass this on you don't have a soul!!! My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charil's bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more,

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The Pink Dress :There was this little girl sitting by herself in the park. Everyone passed by her and never stopped to see whyshe looked so sad.She was dressed in a worn pink dress, barefoot anddirty, the girl just sat and watched the people go by. She never tried to speak. She never said a word. Many people passed by her, but no one would stop. The next day I decided to go back to the park in curiosityto see If the little girl would still be there. Yes, she wasthere, right in the very spot where she was yesterday, andstill with the same sad look in her eyes. Today I was to make my own move and walk overto the little girl. For as we all know, a park full of strangepeople is not a place for young children to play alone. As I got closer I could see the back of the little girl's dress. It was grotesquely shaped. I figured that was the reasonpeople just passed by and made no effort to speak to her. Deformities are a low blow to our society and, heavenforbid if you make a step toward assist

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MY GOOFY KIDS ASKED IF THEY COULD GO TO THE PLAYGROUND OUTSIDE SO I TOLD THEM COOL BUT HAVE TO BE IN BEFORE DARK. THE KIDS AND THEIR FRIENDS WENT TRUCK OR TREATING AROUND THE APARTMENTS AND TOLD THEM THEY COULDN'T YESTERDAY AND BROUGHT HOME 3 HUGE BAGS OF CANDY. OMG!!!!!!!!!

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OMG MY VIP IS GONE.. THAT MEANS I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE SEXY PICS... BOOHOO... ANYONE OUT THERE WANNA SHOW ME SOME LUV... PS... UMM YEAH I MEAN PRIVATE PICS..HEHE HEY PEEPS COME MY PROFILE AND CHECK OUT MY CHRISTMAS TREE...LEAVE SOME LUV..THANKS Hey Friends Can you Help me Level up,, i have been at this level for a while... I will return the favor... thanks

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when u were little did u ever say to urself "i cant wait to grow up" HA i am sure all of us did..I am sittin here writin emails to a few friends askin them for permission to use them as references for my resume...haha i never thought those words would come out of my mouth.."my resume" ya so here i am 20 yrs old in a serious relationship i have a son whoes almost 3 and i am gettin resumes ready to send out to interships...i got bills on the end table waitin to be paid..wow WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF ADULT HOOD..it makes me feel kinda depressed..im thinkin of my friends all havin kids..i mean these r friends i ve had for awhile..haha my big brother has a son i remember back when we were kids 7 and 8 running around playin king of the mountain on the snow hill..and now here we r adults with kids and bills to be..and i thought bein a "grown up" would be so awesome..boy was i highly mistakento all my friends that i have known for a while that have kids are having kids or just plain living the l

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A big thank you to all these people that helped me level. Please go show them lots of love. lauria ♥Shadow Leveler♥ Mistress to Hopeless Romantic@ fubar ~PebblesinAZ~AKA QueenSlut!~ OwN3d by Domking123~@ fubar Texas Tea ~FFF of Fubar~CT Wife of Devil Dog@ fubar ♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.@ fubar GARY~rl engaged 2 Christina~shadow leveler~FU OWNED & FUMARRIED TO~¢¾ BooBoo¢¾@ fubar ~UNDISCOVERED SOUL~*TOP SHELF CREW MEMBER*@ fubar MrDiamond ~ Shadow Leveler@ fubar ~ KiKiSparkles ~ Heterosexual ~ Please Read My "No Jerk Rules" ~ True Diva ~ Fu Angel@ fubar *♥SÚLŦRY™♥*ÇÈõ õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.@ fubar §ï€Õññã

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I am going to Fall out, If I don't own Jade and Violets, I may have to start internet hooking :-o Ok so I live in a drug area, but today was the 6th person I seen leave the world today this year...including my own mother....I have thought drinking might help me tonight, I cried, alot, oh well--good night. I still do not understand why people do what they do.

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I want to celebrate an amazing man. He is always helping everyone on Fubar. And if you are a Godfather I am sure he lent a helping hand. Now its time to repay him for all he has done for all of us.. Rate his pics, Rate his stash, if you have 11's let him have them.. Bling him to pieces.. He always returns the love. Lets make this amazing man an Oracle. He deserves it.. Let's show him how much we appreciate him and all he does for us. Mikey@ fubar If he has ever helped you then repost over and over and over .. I have a wonderful friend I want you all to meet! jbeam_lhd1@ fubar He's new to the site and still getting his feel for things so stop by and show him some love! I know he doesn't have a salute yet, but I promise you, this man is as real as they get. Brought to you by:

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Sh#tfaced SquirrelSee more like this on kontraband.com ok, auto 11s are on, could people help me out here... come on do me a fav... rate me and rape the hell out of my photos eh.... Ok, so a friend of mine that is dear to my heart needs a little help. She is only 1052 from lvling. Yes I know... who cares. Well, I do, or I wouldn't be posting this. She is an amazing woman that has been through more in her last two years of life than most will go through in a lifetime. So, I as all of you, friends or not friends, do me a favor and stop by and just say hi, leave her a comment, fan her add her... what ever. Lets make it so she comes back and finds herself lvld. Thank you much and I hope that all of you find your day smiling upon you and the earth leaving you wtih happy thoughts. Thanks in advance. http://fubar.com/user/2072223 Irish.

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I havent been on this pages in a long time. Anyways...... Im happy with everything that is going on in my life. Im getting my little man into school right now and im finishing up with all the courts for child support and cusdey of him too. So a lot of stress is going away and im not letting that much stress come back. Also im with a really good guy right now. So im all happy. Anyways i gotta run for now. I gotta finish up somethings at the house before i go get my little man and i have a few errors too do to before i get him. talk to all later. rena

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I was so worried no one would remember! When I went to retrieve the mail I knew right away. They never forget. Every year they come through for me. I was so excited I almost ripped it open right then and there. But then I thought, "no wait till you get inside. Enjoy it. It's special. Don't waste it." The card was simple but also right on. They know me so well. On the front: Eat cake Smile for the camera Clink Glasses. On the inside: Skip the singing and get right to the gift! They made this card themselves. They know I love cake. They know I hate singing. I love that they ... know me. I'll try to thank them in person. But like every other year they'll just act like it's nothing. Like they do it for everyone and I'm not special to them. But I know the truth. So I'll say it anyway: Thank you Sunglass Hut. Thank you for remembering. My computer died last night. Died dead. I took it to the repair shop he said he thinks it's the motherboard. Fuck. I brought my old laptop in too.

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Meet My Owner! Missmiss♥R/L wifey to dj mitari~greeter for F.A.M@ fubar She bought me with a year VIP! I usually only do ownership for a month, but because of the price this auction brought I will be owned by my lovely long lost sis until 2009. Here were my offers: Permanent link in about me "Owned by" will stay in my name through the new year I will do one Salute a month for you through the new year (as well as the 2 listed already) After Thanksgiving, I promise 100 11s a week through the new year, and will probably do more All further auctions until this time next year will be Non VIP bids Brought to you by: lauria♥ShadowLeveler♥{{H&L BombersCo-Founder}}♥R/L GF to Vinny☺Owned by Miss@ fubar Please Repost!!

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HAHA MADE U LOOK DO YOU KNOW THIS SEXY AND SWEET FEMALE BELOW??? IF NOT, YOU NEED TO GO CHECK HER OUT... BC YOUR MISSIN OUT.. So Letz Go ♥ Her Up!! Rate,Fan,Add,BLING THE HELL OUTTA Her HardCore Fu Style!!! SHE RAWKS AND YOU WILL SEE WHY I SAY SHE RAWKS WHEN U GET TO KNOW HER !!THATS NOT ALL SHE IS ALWAYS HELPIN PEEPS OUT AND IT ABOUT TIME WE RETURN THE LOVE AS SHE ALWAYS DO !! ALSO SHE IS GOING FOR ORACLE SO LETS GET HER THERE IF WE CAN Naughty by Nature-Owner $Dj' BABY BOY$,Choppie~Spankers~, Got Ink?&☠Craven Moorehead@ fubar :::PimPd:::WiT:::♥:::By::: $Dj' BABY BOY${D.S.C}O.GPimp of the Pu$$cat Playmates Owned by ~CynzDreams ~&Naughty by Nature@ fubar

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Ok everyone, time for me to call on your services once more. My good friend Stacy had some issues with fubar and was left with no other choice but to commit fuicide and start over fresh today. She's the sweetest little whore you'll ever meet and if you ever get to hear her voice you'll totally fall in love with her! She's fucking green!! She's only a level 8 and she was almost to fu-king before she started over! Everyone go rate the shit out of her and give her lots of love. I'm sure she'd appreciate some bling and VIP but all I'm asking for is a few rates and fans for her :P (By the way, 1's make her wet) Here is her clicky: stace@ fubar Now get to work! My nose is always running! It snot much fun! I want to get my snot glands removed! Thank you for your concern Ok, so earlier tonight some little boy posted a mumm asking if you should have to pay 100 bucks to get married on fubar. Undiscovered soul said the following: December 21, 2008 @

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He laid her on the table so white and clean and bare his forhead wet with beads of sweat he rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and felt her breast then drooling he felt her thigh the slit was wet and all was set he gave a joyous cry the hole was wide he looked inside all was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms then . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . STUFFED THE CHRISTMAS TURKEY!!!

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He laid her on the table so white and clean and bare his forhead wet with beads of sweat he rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and felt her breast then drooling he felt her thigh the slit was wet and all was set he gave a joyous cry the hole was wide he looked inside all was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms then . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . STUFFED THE CHRISTMAS TURKEY!!!

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Ok, this is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I'm not talking about some little monkey or some chimp dancing bullshit, I mean a fucking orangutan. Don't ask me how you're going to get a fucking orangutan, because that's not my problem./> So, the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotiable; all orangutans are/> named Clyde. I don't know why that is, it's just the way the world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) around town. You're seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and your friends go out in big groups. You talk loud, you/> laugh louder. Everytime you say something witty, you highfive the orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets back to him. "Did you know the girl with the orangutan?" "You used to date the girl with the orangutan?" "Why would you break up with a girl with an orangutan?" Next thing you know, he's calling. "I'm hoping we can still be friends, wanna hang out sometime?"

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I know sometimes I've been treating you bad I didn't know I was the only love you had I'm reaching out now with nothing to find but the long lonely days and the sad cold nights don't leave me baby, I'm finally happy I can't forget you, not that easy like oldies station radio I turn you up, you feel like home Wherever I go, whatever I do with every thought, you're sure to follow don't say goodbye as I arrive it can't be gone before we've tried It's not a rush, cause I miss your touch I can't give up that that good old-fashioned love My hands were bound and I drowned when you found me you pulled me back, but it's taken me time to breathe I never said the words I thought you assumed I'm telling you now without a doubt, I'm in love with you don't leave me baby, I'm finally happy I can't forget you, not that easy Chorus Don't let me think that you'll never turn around you're the one I want there's no good reason to be feeling we can't have it all Like a

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I got this on my messenger!!!!! garrett woxalec: hello NYHA who is this? garrett woxalec: Hey Nyha NYHA who is this!? garrett woxalec: This is difficult for me to do because I'm shy..but I have a crush on you, i have been sending you emails but no response NYHA I said who the hell is this! u have 2 seconds or ur blocked! garrett woxalec: I've never been able to tell you for reasons which you would quickly identify as obvious if you knew who this was. garrett woxalec: With that said, I want you to guess who I am, and approach me yourself. garrett woxalec: To help you out with your guessing I made a few pictures and videos with "Nyha" written on my body. garrett woxalec: They're kind of risque photos so I had to make a profile at www.golivesafe.com/access/ and post them there garrett woxalec: did you get my last IM about the riscque photos? if you didnt get the link visit it in my yahoo profile garrett woxalec: My username in the members area is "NyhaandME09" (It's a fr

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As most people already know, I'm getting married this August. It just occur to me in the last couple of weeks that, OMG, I have less than 5 months to get everything done! Now, yes I know I sound like a young girl planning her very first wedding, but the truth is that this is my 2nd go round with the marriage thing. I just hope and pray that this time, it works out a lot better. But I do know this, I am happy with Adam and we arent even married yet. Yes, he does do things that get on my nerves but let's face it, all men do at one time or another LOL! I mean, this time I'm actually going to wear a wedding dress, which is custom made, I will have 1 maybe 2 flower girls, and everything is coordinated according to our wedding theme. I didn't have any of this the 1st time I got married, I'm not even nervous at all about the wedding, I am excited though. I love receptions, all the dancing and seeing the people that you dont get to see on a regular basis. Plus planning the wedding and

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I fuckin lied, deal with it. Sooo, I went to drop off some hotel guests at work in the morning in a shuttle, and got a lil lost in a corporate parking lot. When I came out, I was in a parking lot of a Bears training facility. I dunno how. It took forever to gtfo there, but I had no idea it was that close. Found in Supe's album: I thought she kinda looked like me fuck you, pervs. Basically, I woke up alil early. Should I go to see Hangover at 4 45, or 7 36?

Omg!!!!
I dream of him on the darkest of nights, He comes to me surrounded by an aluminous light. My body he knows how to please, All of my worries only he can release. I know not his face, But my fingers can always trace, The outline of his soul Through his captivating voice. Though we have never met, Only he can make my soul tremble, And my body this wet. You have always been the faceless Person in my dreams. Continuously ligering, And pulling me at the seams. I can always feel your presence, But tonight I welcome you into my essence. Come to me quickly, Before I explode. For the dawn we both shall loathe. I want to feel our first passionate kiss, All of my heart I am willing to risk. Just to have you deep inside me. I want to feel your powerful thrusts, For this moment has been my constant lust. Feeling our bodies in numerous positions, Ride me harder make my heart and soul listen, To the knowledge that my body already knows, You heighten my passion And ma

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P { MARGIN: 0px } UL { MARGIN-TOP: 5px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5px } OL { MARGIN-TOP: 5px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5px } UNDATED - Is your tap water safe? According one group, if you live in Pensacola you might want to rethink the next time you reach for the faucet to satisfy your thirst. The Environment Working Group, a research and advocacy group, released their findings from a three-year study that tested municipal water supplies across the U.S. They found that Pensacola, Florida had the worst tap water in the country.Since 2004, the group analyzed water quality tests from 48,000 communities in 45 states. From those tests, the EWG rated 100 big city water utilities. Listed below are their findings.Cities With Best Water 1. Arlington, TX2. Providence, RI3. Fort Worth, TX4. Charleston, SC5. Boston, MA6. Honolulu, HI7. Austin, TX8. Fairfax County, VA9. St. Louis, MO10. Minneapolis, MNCities With Worst Water 1. Pensacola, FL2. Riverside, CA3. Las Vegas, NV4. Riverside County, CA5. Reno,

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Okay so this is my first blog on fubar. I have done blogginf before just not on here so I just wanted to say to everybody, if you have a topic you would like answers to let me know and I will try my best to answer them.Thanks, Allissia

Omg
hey i need someone to make me a a skin theme... Jurassic park and it cant be chessy. I am a jurassic park freak, and I want something to represent me, that would include my name on the profile somewere too lol. I am me and i like it alot, if you dont or have any thing negative to say keep it to urself cause i dont care, dont like dont look simple as that.

Omg A Newb! :o
Yeah, I'm new here! :o Figured I'd post around and see what this place is all about. One of my friends told me to join cause it was better than MySpace....Well, it's more fun, that's for sure! =D I'd have to give the place a few more times around before saying it's better (but then again, I suppose anything is better than MySpace XD). Well, I guess I'll leave other sayings for later blogs. Laterz! =D

Omg Achilles Stop Already No One Cares About You
OK SO ACHILLES MUST BE DONE MAKING UP STORIES ABOUT ME NOW. HES GOING AFTER HIS ONLINE EX WHATEVER SHE WAS. I REALLY DONT GIVE A FUCK. SO TO ALL OF YOU ACHILLES FOLLOWERS THAT BELIEVE HIS SHIT ABOUT ME YOU WILL SEE HERE HOW QUICK THIS CANADIAN COWARD JUMPS THE FENCE. HERES A LITTLE BACKGROUND INFO FIRST HIS PROBLEM WITH ME IS BECAUSE I HUMILIATED HIS ASS WHEN HE HIT ME UP TO DO A VIC BOYCOTT. ANYONE WHO IS A VIC HAS THE CHOICE TO NOT BE ONE JUST CANCEL IT. I SUPPORT THE SITE I AINT BOYCOTTING SHIT IT’S THEIR SITE. THEIR RULES AND RIGHTLY SO WE DIDNT MAKE IT BABY J, SCRAPPER AND MARKET MAN DID NOT US. YOU CAN SAY IF WE LEAVE THERES NO MORE SITE WELL WRONG ONCE AGAIN. THERES ALWAYS GOING TO BE A CONSTANT FLOW PEOPLE COMING AND PEOPLE GOING. THAT’S HOW IT WORKS ON SITES LIKE THIS. SO HERES THE EMAILS I RECEIVED FROM ACHILLES TRYING TO GET ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS SHIT. NO WAY AM I GETTIN IN THIS, BUT I WILL PUT THESE SHOTS OUT. I AM NOT GOING HELP ANYONE WHO SPREADS LIES ABOUT ME AND

Omg But Not Quite...
Oh My God! And yes I'm saying that in a valley girl way. Whether its the omg I got something to tell you type or the omg I cant believe it way isnt necessarily that important. Although if I really wanted to go into it, its neither. Not really an omg come to think of it either. Of course now I'm saying oh my fucking god because updates and virus scans keep popping up as I'm attempting to write this. Which of course then try take precedence over what I'm trying to do, because I just needed to know that some off and out of the corner program I never use wants to update itself so it can better help me by continuing to be an annoyance. Anyways, back to the no longer omg subject. Right after I use the bathroom real quick........ok back. That was an Oh my moment considering it just sorta snuck up on me. So I had a creepy dream last night. Normally I dont have creepy dreams much less anything that I would actually consider scary. But I awoke from this one thinking eewww. I was as

Omg Bully
7Th cïrclë Øƒ hëll You Haven't Been In Yet??? Well Why The Hell Not!!!! Get In Here & Experience The Hottest Spot On Fubar!!! Join Us In Hell Where You Are Truely Family While You Are Here... Rock With Kick A$$ Tunes & Awesome People We Are Hiring For Staff For All Positions, Inquire Within..... We See You So Get In Here Already! (click here to enter if you dare) (repost of original by 'ïnkëÐÅngël~ wïfë ïn lïfë & fü TØ Twï§TëÐÐrÅgØn ~ Co Øwnër & prïë§Të§§@ 7th cïrclë Øf hëll' on '2008-09-08 06:17:01') (repost of original by '§nØw~Ångël69*cØlØ*♥Rïp bÅbŸ IëÐën♥*(hëÅÐ prØmØTër@7Th cïrclë Øƒ hëll)' on '2008-09-08 06:19:43') (repost of original by 'ïnkëÐÅngël~ wïfë ïn lïfë & fü TØ Twï§TëÐÐrÅgØn ~ Co Øwnër & prïë§Të§§@ 7th cïrclë Øf hëll

Omg Could Things Get Worse
ok so the weathers horrible it hasn't stopped snowing since last night and they are announcing ice rain too the habs are already losing and their not even 5 minutes into the first period and im sitting here wishing i could be in a certain someone's arms but knowing damn well i cant be but from experience things will probably get worse :( wohoo for me well hope everyone else is having a better day then i am Ok so this week has been pretty shitty.....no sooner do i get a weeks vacation, do i get told my grandfather's brother has passed away. And im not mad at all that i have spent my vacation driving my grandparents back and forth from the hospital. It just kinda bites i was looking forward to relaxing and sleeping in and taking it easy. So tomorrow is the funeral home and friday is the actually funeral...so i appologize a head of time if im not on much the next couple days. In a way im glad he has passed. No more suffering for him. And i know he is in a better pl

Omg Come Hear The Sounds Of Sturgis ***monday 3am To 5 Am***
COME INTO THE SCOOTER BAR AND LISTEN TO DJ SUNSHINE PLAY THE SOUNDS OF THE RUDE BAND AKA THE RUDE AWAKING....... INTRODUCING BEN.......... INTRODUCING TO YOU GREG...... INTRODUCING GARRET.......... AND THE THERE IS VANCE........... COME IN TONIGHT FROM 3AM TO 5 AM AND TAKE A LISTEN TO THE RUDE BAND LIVE AND IN CHARGE...... FROM SOUTH DAKOT

Omg Chat Sites On Here
OK SO.. my sis says hey! Join FUBAR.. great site.. alright.. SO RIGHT AWAY I get this SPAM message to join TWIZTED MINDZ chat/tunez site (http://www.fubar.com/lounge/55439)... although I should know better... I hop in to check it out to see how shit works on here. GREAT tunes... except for 1 horrible country song I heard, no biggie.. prior to that i'm honest in chat, jammin and saying.. HEY GUYS.. great tunes... *sincerely* So I figure out how to invite my sis in... she's in bed and will probably get it tomorrow. Eventually I get bored.. everyone can only say shit like. "WB!" "HEY WB HI" "WELCOME BONGBUBBLES THANK YOU FOR JOINING"... very standard. I get bored from that and check out another room that invited me.. they were playin PAULA ABDUL ... I go back to TWIZTED MINDZ thinkin they would love this laugh and told them about it only to get BOOTED by this DJ owner dude named EVIL... came in a sec later and really apologized because apparently I don't understand the whole FUBAR tun

Omg Do You Think Yet Another Tranny
HEY, I DO NOT LIKE SEXY BLONDE GIRL BECAUSE SHE USES PEOPLE TO GAIN POINTS ETC AND DOESN'T CARE ABOUT FRIENDSHIP JUST HERSELF AND TO MAKE IT TO THE TOP ON HERE. IF YOU SUPPORT THIS LYING SLUT I'M ASKING YOU TO REMOVE YOURSELF FROM MY FRIENDS LIST. SHE HAS HURT TO MANY PEOPLE ON HERE AND THAT IS NOT MY STYLE!!! I DO NOT WANT FRIENDS LIKE THIS OR FRIENDS THAT SUPPORT PEOPLE THAT PURPOSELY USE AND HURT OTHERS!!!! Added clickable link by Alice.. People should see what you can find about her on the net.. Just look at that link.. Warning not for the weak of heart! SXYBlondeGirl *SEXYGIRLBLONDE*CT.GODFATHER**in GA.*@ CherryTAP (repost of original by 'AKA Prtyeyes/ I Support Our Military!! CT Sis of Sparksguy42' on '2007-06-30 14:17:54') (repost of original by 'Heavnessence( PLEASE RATE AND FAN.. WILL RETURN RATE AND FAN..)' on '2007-06-30 16:20:17') (repost of original by '*~Alice in Wonderland™~*' on '2007-06-30 16:40:29') (repost of original by 'out boating... b

Omgd
So, my sister's boyfriend/ baby daddy is so effin sorry! Today, he called her a lazy b*tch. He blanks on her because the house is not as clean as it should be. So, I get it, he works fulltime, during the day. BIG DEAL! She works too, 3rd shift and sometimes 2nd and she takes care of 2 boys, a 2yr old and 5yr old. She does the best she can in that house with her job and 2 kids and all his ridicule and scrutiny. I have never seen him lift a finger in that house unless one of his friends are coming over. So I have 2 questions. What the f*ck is wrong with his hands? and Who is the lazy b*tch now?

Omg Effing Gosh...lc Has Messed Up.. I Am A Blogger..
Well we are 7 hours and 45 mins away from Bree's surgery ... We have to be there in the morning at 7... Ya'll wish us luck and keep us in ur prayers... Kisses and Huggs... :) ~♥~South Carolina Baby~♥~ Ok so umm I am a blogg junkie.. and i love to blog.. and those of u who ACTUALLY know me.. know that I can blog all day long about every lil thing.. I can bitch.. laugh... piss ppl off.. and let nosey ppl read about my everyday life.. OMG how great is this .. LC has made this my most fave site now.. OMG ... I love to blog.. but any who.. I will blog on my life later :).. Kisses and Huggs.. ♥South Carolina Baby♥

Omg Ewwwwwwwwww
> > > A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween party. > > > > > The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party > > > > > alone. > > > > > He,being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and > > > > > said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no > > > > > need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his Batman > > > > > costume and away he went. > > > > > > > > > > The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, >awakened > > > > > without pain, and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party. In > > > > > as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she > > > > > would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she > > > > > was not with him. She put on a Goldilocks costume. So she joined the > party > > > > > and soon spotted her husband cavorting around > > > > > on the dance floor, dancing with ever

Omg, Found This.
was doing my daily traawwl through random blogs on blogger when i stumbled across this..lol /*** Why do I masturbate? For me, masturbation is not just a form of release. I know many people see it as something you do when you are after some quick nourishment, like eating a burger. There are alternatives, better alternatives, but there is always the burger to fall back on if all else fails. I don't particularly like this view. It fails to take into account the people who have problems with self - esteem and confidence. This is me. In a few weeks, I have a birthday. That will be all those years without ever being on a date, being a virgin and always fighting a battle with yourself in your head. Now don't get me wrong, I am not in any sort of position to do any harm. I am doing well at pretty much everything else in life. University is going great, I start post - graduate studies next year, I have a stable life, modest but adequate employment, a social life and many frien

Omg Freakin' Creepy!
This is creepy! Think of a letter between A and W. Keep going . . Don't stop .. Think of an Animal That begins With that letter. Think of Either a man's/woman's Name That Begins With the Last letter In the Animals name Almost There........ Now Count out The letters In that name On the fingers Of the hand You are not Using to Scroll down. Take the Hand you FIRST counted with And hold it out In front of you . Look at your Palm Very closely And Notice The Lines In Your Hand . Do the lines Take the Form of the First letter In the Persons name?! . Of course not....... Now TAKE THAT HAND AND smack Yourself in the head, get a life, And Quit playing Stupid e-mail games!

Omg Funny Jokes!!!!
Why do men have dumb dicks!? They have a head with no brain, that hangs around with two nuts and lives around the corner from an asshole Man asks his wife if he can CUM in her ear...She says NO I might go deaf....Man replies....I CUM in your mouth all the time and you never shut the fuck up!!!! Why do men snore??? When they sleep on their backs their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock

Omg!!! -- Finally!!!! -- It's About Time!!!!!
I finally added some new pictures... Some of the family, some of some old money, some of some cool rods, and some of some cool backgrounds These two folders have some new pictures added to them -- Some of my kids, some of my dad: **PRIMARY DEFAULT ALBUM** Me & my Family (NO RIPS PLZ) These are all NEW folders, filled with new pictures -- Take a look: Accident Prone Youngest Son (some may find graphic) My Uncle's Cars & The Auto Show Royal Gorge Body Paintings (THIS IS ART - SOME NSFW - DON'T LOOK IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE) Scenery and Backgrounds (RIP AWAY - but plz rate first)

Omg Guess What Happend (almost Every Day Is A Soap Opera For Me!)
today my ex called and said he isnot bringing back my kids, the cops wont do anything and now i have to wake up and get court papers to go to court all over again. OH well he is going to be sorry now. Well the crack smoking goof has the kids till atleast the fall cause a trial cannot be set until then. he has his mommy and girlfriend watching the kids for him cause all he does is smoke crack, snort coke, work and sleep. We were sleeping together until around november when i finally said i cant do this anymore. so then he got pissed cause i got a new boyfriend and had my neighbours and landlord write fake affidavits on me and the judge orderd the kids to him till this all gets settled/ SHows what a fucked up court system we have. I go for full custody caus ei know hes smoking crack and coke ( i didnt bring it up in court cause i was 100% sure i would win anyways since he was never around only to fuck and play xbox 360) and then he gets 2 ppl to write bs about me and he gets them wtf!!!

Omggg!! Ok She Is Gonna Get Me For This!!!
OMG....Did I just walk up on my sister *twisted pixie* getting off? I am telling MOM!! Ewwwww Have any of you sit and talked with my sister TWISTED PIXIE...blah,blah,blah ALL day and night...if you have is this what you hear too??

Omg Guess What???
MY FRIEND KELLY IS SOOO CLOSE TO LEVELING, HOWS ABOUT YOU COME AND RATE A FEW OF HER PICS SO WE CAN LEVEL HER TONIGHT...JUST CLICK HER PIC, SHE'S AN AWESOME PERSON, FAN & RATE HER WHILE YOU'RE THERE...THANKS TO ALL MY BISHES MUCH LOVE AND A FEW GROPES :)