nananeecie's blog: "OMG"

GOTTA HAVE GOTTA HAVE NOW GOTTA HAVE MORE This is what I see and hear out of most people. Too bad it isn't GOTTA GIVE GOTTA GIVE NOW GOTTA GIVE MORE

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed >to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. > >As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told >us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the >big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays >up, that would be super." > >On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather >Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. > > > "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you >to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." > > She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a >Princess and I take orders from no one." > > > To which (I swear) the flight attendant re plied, without missing a beat, > > "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. > Tray-up, Bitch."

Now that we have gone back an hour the sun will set tonight at 4:48PM. I still can't get over how early we lose daylight in the Northwest. UGHHHHH! I was born/raised in Florida where it seems the Sun never sets. I've been in Washington for ten years and I'm still not acclimated.Oh Well, here's to another Winter.

Today was a good day..despite the eye opening, horrific event that occurred six years ago.I am still angry about it, because the reality I see is that our own Governmental body are the true Terrorists, and they have the public so wrapped up in remembering the loss of life and the possible threat of it happening again, that we aren't asking many questions about why it was allowed to transpire the way it did...and when it did...and since there weren't any WPM's, we couldn't justify war with that... and 9/11 was just a coincidence, right? Please don't misjudge..I support our Troops 100%. I just think our governmental body is abusing the good efforts being made with power and greed geared toward terrorizing the public in efforts to maintain economic slavery,and paranoia of what, or who, your neighbor may be doing, as well as the deflation of your money, the spending of your money, and on and on..UGHHHH!

BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH... > > A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar >and orders a drink. >Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner >table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the >biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your >grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is >one fine looking woman!" > >The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies >are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of >a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and >says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever >had!" > >The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker >still says nothing. > The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll >tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!" > >At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the >shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says................... > >"Grandpa.....Go home, you're drunk."

It has been raining for four days!!! The odd thing though, is for the first time since I've been in this state, it was a BEAUTIFUL 4th, and I've lived here for 10 years. Can you believe it??!! We're breaking records set in the 60's.UUUGGHHH!!!! Send me some Sunshine, Please!!

Why is it that sex in dreams is SOOOO satisfying? I mean the sensations affect every one of the senses. Where are u the Man who can make me weak at the knees just by looking my way?? Not even my "Ben" can, and he's come the closest.