BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH...
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> A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar
>and orders a drink.
>Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner
>table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the
>biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your
>grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is
>one fine looking woman!"
>
>The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies
>are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of
>a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and
>says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever
>had!"
>
>The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker
>still says nothing.
> The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll
>tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
>
>At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the
>shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says...................
>
>"Grandpa.....Go home, you're drunk."
