DOVE's blog: "THE OLD MARINE"

 A
> > old retired Marine walked into a supermarket with his
> zipper
> > down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, 'Your
> > barracks door is open.'Not a phrase that men normally
> > use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he
> was
> > about done shopping, a man came up and said, 'Your
> fly
> > is open.' He zipped up and finished his
> >  shopping.
> >
> >
> >
> > At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line
> where the
> > lady was that told him about his 'barracks
> > door.'  He was planning to have a little fun with
> > her, so when he reached the counter he said, 'When
> you
> > saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine
> standing in
> > there at attention?
> >
> > The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for
> a
> > moment and said, 'No, no I didn't. All I saw was a
> > disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel
> > bags.