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Oh Well Life Goes On
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, I lasted less than a day.... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Oh Well
you know, some people seem to think that just cuz you talk to them that you wanna be with them or whatever and some ppl seem to think that just cuz u talk to someone else that its cheating, well guess what, ur right. its cheating urself because if they think about it, every time u go in a lounge or bar or whatever ur talking to someone of the opposite sex at some point or for some reason and they gotta stop and realize that the other person may catch feelings for u and maybe that person will try and ruin ur relationship or whatever. not gonna say only girls start falling for guys or guys start falling for girls cuz everyone no matter how cold or black has a heart somewhere and some ppl will bring it out of them and make it shine like gold. now there are women that for some ungodly known reason seem to want me(not being conceited or anything but its true) and some of them are MARRIED and unhappy and just want someone that will listen to them and tries to make them laugh once in a while

Oh What A World I Am In.
I have never felt this strongly for someone ever. It is like I am in a dream and I am going to wake up at any min. He is just so perfect and I am so afraid it is not real. I pinch myself everyday. I am the luckest woman alive. He makes me feel like a real woman. The intense converstion, the love making, the feelings I have never felt are coming out to him. He is my soulmate. I think I have found the man I want to spend the rest of my life with. He loves my daughter to pieces. He loves my large messed up family. He loves me, every inch of all my imperfections, all my flaws. Everything.:) He is deff that one I am going to grow old with. I just am extrememly happy. I never want to feel saddness again.

Oh What A Month
Hi there, I do regret that I have been remiss in my correspondence on this site. I started with such good intentions, but found life getting in the way. Things are now slowing down so I should have time to be more attentive my my messages. I will once again reply in a timely manner. This poem by Dan Brown pretty much sums up the essence of my past month. For some reason my creative juices were just not flowing. Bad Day I’m having a bad day already, and I’ve only just rolled out of bed. It’s far too late, the room’s a state, and my hair looks a rabbit shot dead. Much worse than this, though, in fact, ten times as bad. I’ve lost my shirt, my backside hurts, and I don’t know the name of this lad! Order should restore, though, when I get back home and write. Obviously not, I’ve got writer’s block, and I can only think of last night! This really, really upsets me, for my poetry is my castle. The words won’t come, I’m such a bum,

Oh!! Whatever
yup thats just what it is...another day...i wont be able to do anything like move or such for at least 3 years anyways...have you ever had a dream that in itself isnt dumb but what holds you back from it is dumb...well thats me...if i had all the permits and money needed my kids could have thier cafe in the " dam"...but now they will have to wait mostly wait till justin[ 3rd son] to get back from the desert...so to keep busy here i been moving furniture and spending time on here and to me its just another day...i need a new hobby...id love to learn how to use photoshop or morphing i love art....so ill put that on my xmas wish list...haha and see if santa comes to see me this year...lol...but on a positive note my trip to europe was insane beautiful amazing etc we are all going back once the boys have done thier time in the armed forces...but we will see till next time xoxoxoxo

Oh What A Day !
Well the day started out pretty darn good, then received a phone call saying that a lodge here by where we live was on fire. I was told get there and get there quick, gotta save the dogs. get there and everyman and dog was there already. at least 5 firetrucks, ambulance, oh everything. I work there part time cleaning up after hunters and fishers, and there isnt much left of it now, its burnt up! Was trying to make cookies, my cookies that usually only took 40 min all together ended up taking 3 hours to make. Boy howdy what a day, is it over yet ??

Oh What A Fucked Up Weekend
Damn if one more thing goes wrong I am gonna pull out my fucking hair I am in the process of moving well I have a Grandson almose 2 next month he decides 2 go climb my cabinet and we did not break the fall in time had 2 go to the Er and then we come 2 find out he has a hair line fracture on his tibia damn it just breaks my heart he is supposed be walking running and having fun not this I am not in the best of moods lately and I am sorry for that but I got a lot of shit in my life going 2 Hell soo yeah bear w/me please...thanks....Cindy

Oh Whatever
do i ever hate the way fubar blogs try and format things... anyway, if like me you use the internet purely as a way of being late for work/ not doing any work/ not sending off masters to labels that have been waiting on you for months/ not watching LA Ink when your girlfriend's glued to that bullshit then this will fill three minutes of your time between looking for the new Jesu record on some blog or other and trying to resist the urge to look at porn. _________________________________________________ Solidarity once stood for the fact that a lot of people shared the same thoughts about a certain thing. Solidarity today means nothing. It might do so for a short period in some peoples lives until the move on to better positions in life and careers. A lot of people find themselves fighting for solidarity within thier class in order to find themselves being in a generation older than everyone else. It's a scary thought that one day will wake up to find your friends and the mainfe

Oh What The Hell....
So I'm sitting at my desk this night, sitting on my butt and watching the time pass and I'm thinking "what the hell..." I just got home from work like an hour ago and I should be tired but I'm not, so what the hell is with that? Honestly I have no idea. And as I write this I ponder what the hell...and What The Hell really means or implies. One thing comes to mind is, what the hell is wrong with people these days? the news is full of morons who do stupid shit and think it's funny. A man runs a red light and plows into the back end of a car or truck, there's a mess all over the damn road....what the hell was he thinking? I'm guessing it's something like this "oh look a car/truck. won't it be funny if I ran into it?". Overall society is screwed in the head, and people wonder if sanity is just a word that implies nothing, which in most cases it does. Sanity is just a word that has no meaning, due to the fact man kind get's away with some pretty dumb stuff that may or may not be all that wi

Oh Why, We Lie
Why is it girls are always saying they want a nice guy and guys are always saying they want a nice girl. Yet they never seem to find each other? Maybe were all lying to each other about what we really want. So ill go first and speak honestly. I want a girl who is rich and will take care of my lazy bipolar ass . Ok Ok seriously A nice girl that I find attractive would work. Lol I'll even take care of my own lazy bipolar ass if needed.

Oh Wow, A Blog.
I ran. I ran from you. I ran from me. I didn't stop when I got tired. Pushing myself to get away. Telling myself that it was not me. Running away from what I didn't want to face. I liked the lies that gave me happieness. Portraying a perfect life. Time has passed and I cannot run from it anymore I come with a clean slate and ask for forgiveness. To have one more glimpse of what makes a smile. My heart needs to feel it again. Because the wounds are now healed and scarred. On display for all to see. I don't want to fall anymore. I'm tired of falling over me. Okay, so back on the computer...Since I have nobody else to listen to me about this shit, and Cherry Tap seems to think that someone attacking me personally is just freedom of speech, which I did know the previously named individual in personal, like went out drinking with her, chilled at her house, saw her touch my boyfriend on the chest, which is what started it all...What would you do if you saw your friend smac

Oh Wow
Ok wow, I got cool feedback on my photography from bodaciousmagazine.com. I would love to shoot for these guys some day :). Ahhh....least it is nice this time of year in SW Florida...........Any one wana play? I have a blog on here....go fig lol -k

Oh Word
what the blood clot.... i rap alot.... whatcha goin to do when the beat go drop.... what ya talkin about willis? who the illest? you know my name is adam stop callin me phillis some people worry and say i better watch where i walk..... yada yada yada (bitch) thats all talk You scored as Boston Strangler. how emabarrassing. i'm not sure if its more embarassing to you, or the old people you killed and left in obscene poses. come on...they're old!Boston Strangler72%Lizzie Borden61%Elizabeth Bathory61%Ted Bundy56%Ed Gein50%Jack the Ripper50%Jeffery Dahmer33%John Wayne Gacy17%What Famous Serial Killer are You?created with QuizFarm.com

Oh Word?
The Marine Corps is a special kind of hate. I like being a marine. i like the experience, i like telling people about it, i like the history. but that's where the like ends, and the pure, unrelenting hatred begins. My "career" started because as a naive 18 year old, burned out from studying constantly at college, i wanted adventure. and where better than the marines to find it? so i went to the recruiter, who said that with my test scores being almost off the charts, i could do any job i wanted. so i wanted cryptologist, aka codebreaker. but that was filled up. then presidential duty. ok, i'll take that. but about 2 steps away from the bus to parris island, i was yanked out of line and told that because my recruiter fucked up, i had to go open contract. and so i learned the first rule of recruiting: "say whatever it takes to make the poor bastard sign the contract." so after the 3 grueling months at parris island, i am awarded the illustrious job of: MARINE MECHANIC.

Oh Wow
Ok so I was just givin out 10's today like they were going out of style and julio gave me a 5 back at first I was like oh fuck no but then again I was like thanks no one is a perfect 10 anyhow and 5 works lol at least I think so it just means I'm in the middle and well no sweat off my boobs lol i'm ok I'm over it so thanks julio ur the best hun really .......lol whatever

Oh Wow
hello can you repost these bully's for me PRETTY PLEASE!!! me love you long time http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=1864382479 http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=1073039842 they are for Sarah's b-day next week, k thx!! Only cool people live in Forks...that is all

Oh Wow
Man I know it's been a long time since I've been on here but I got real good reasons! My life really got changed around not to long ago. I got in a very bad car accident a few months back. The other driver came into my lane and we hit head on both going around 40 mph or so. I broke a rib, my nose, cut up my lips and face and moved a vertebrae in my back. The cop said I moved the steering wheel 4 inchs forward with my face and chest and I WAS wearing a seat belt. The impact in the front was so hard that it crushed the roof down and the floor up and bent the truck behind the cab. I've been in physical therapy and all that great stuff now there telling me that the pain will be there in my back unless I get shots in my spine or surgury. I told them I'll be fine and I'll just keep going the way I always did!

Oh Yes. There Will Be Blood.
I found this on one of my friend's MySpace pages and I just had to share it because I love it....So enjoy “Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t good but easy. So the apples at the top think something’s wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree…” I keep trying to understand why people do the things they do. How could a father screw around and lose his job and then walk out on his happy home? And how could that same father turn his back on his kids, his own flesh and blood, just because the courts no longer order him to help out? How could a mother keep her daughter from her father just because she wants to show him she can be a bitch? Does she not real

Oh Yes There Will Be Blood
You scored as Marius. You are the quiet cool. You are so mellow people are lulled into a false sense of security. When you are pissed god help anyone who crosses you?Armand50%Marius50%Blade42%Dracula33%Lestat33%Louis25%Spike25%Akasha17%Angel17%Deacon Frost17%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com

Oh Yeah
I'm sitting here, sweden is cold as you know, I suppose. I'm drinking my coffee. A bit tired actually... I'm building my big art-site right now with all my paintings, sketches, drawings, shortmovies ah you name it.. (maybe I'll post the link when its ready).. Not getting much done when I am on CT hehe.. OOps, the coffee is cold, must get a fresh cup.. I nearly drowned the 23rd of April. I'm kinda ok now. But mostly I'm a mess, I can't sleep, nightmares haunt me.. I hope you guys are ok..? Im moving to a new apartment, so I wont be online here for a while... I hope u can do it without your fave swede.. But i'll be back again when I get my internet-connection Take care, sending love.. TheSwede

Oh Yea!!
Hello Everyone!! This blog is to inform you that this profile is here to promote my band. If you would be interested in contacting us or checking us out please feel free to do so at www.myspace.com/theeyeofhell666 Please check it out and leave us comments here or there and let us know what you think. We love to hear feedback from people. thanks to everyone willing to check it out and be a fan and supporter!! Jeremy -- BTI

Oh Yeah!
If you were closer, and actually, were interested in me lol where would you take me on a first date? (and Motel 6 doesnt count) Size really doesn't matter? I am investing in a new Computer, but my cell phone wont let me on FUBU, so please add my myspace name-----for now...xoxoxox My URL: myspace.com/sherluvscraig

Oh Yes Please
Oh, I only want, yes, to touch you, please, right there, yes, to please you, oh, tonight, tomorrow day, tomorrow night, to take you again and again and give you again and again. I need oh, yes, please, to taste your milky skin and feel the moistened soft - hear the mewling moment as it builds into a cry, caress you, kiss you, cater to your needs. Please say yes and, oh, I will enter you and press you to my chest, charge into you like lightning storms and thunder under you - you are my dream, don't leave before I love you like I know you need and, oh my god, say yes. © All rights reserved Scott Adelmann

Oh Yeah Baby
If we Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?14. Would you want me to take my time? 15.How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21

Oh Yeah
Hi there everyone look i know i have been slakin in my normal showin u luv everyday and all that stuff u guys know i always rate everything u do daily but til sept 13th im gonna be so busy with my contest just fyi i am in second very close to the girl in front of me if u have a couple minutes come throw me sum comments!! And just let me know if u need a favor in return!! Thanks u guys luv u muahz Just click the pic and show luv ill return it!

Oh Yes!!!
http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=53543 HEYA YA KNOW YA WANNA BE APART OF A FAMILY/LOUNGE WITH ABSOLUTELY NO DRAMA! SO COME ON IN! WE'RE WAITING FOR YA AND WE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU BE APART OF THE HOTTEST NEW PLACE!

Oh Yea And Another Thing
I could drop some names here but I sure ain't pissed enough yet so I will save that for another blog, but all I wanna know is what's the point of getting to know someone and becoming friends if it's just gonna be a Fubar thing and the only way your "friend" talks to you is when you hit that person up first?

Oh Yeah
whats with all these skanks from 2nd alarm hotties dropping like flies all of a sudden? i hear cause of to much drama. and they say they dont have any. IMAO. it's bout time these twats are finally falling apart. i fucking love it.

Oh Yes Own Me Baby!!
Yep guys or girls I am n a auction so if you wanna own me heres your chance to bid...lots of love n hugz n kisses!! I wld crawl to u like a purring kitty n run my right hand up ur shirt lightly touching ur skin as I move my body closer to u I wld kiss ur lips lightly w a nibble....while im kissing u my right hand wanders to ur pants n I tease u by pulling u closer to me by ur pants were I can feel ur manhood throbbing mmmmmmmm.....then I wld slowly un fasten ur pants n un zip them while my other hand is playing w ur hair ....I pull ur top off n i kiss ur lips n wonder down ur chest softly kissin n flickin my toungue when I get to ur belly button i take my hands on the rim of ur pants n pull them down lifting over ur hardness mmmmmmmmm then i work my tongue around it teasing till u are litterally throbbing n precum comes out........then I slip ur huge cock n my mouth tasting u like a lollipop looking up at u seductivly w my big brown eyes

Oh Yeah ....i Miss Him
i close my eyes and lay down to the sweetness of slumber ... i cant sleep for thoughts of you slipping into my eyes behind the closed lids ....i see ur smile and ur face dances be4 me .....i dream of ur hands on my hips and my body is awake in an instant .... i hear u whisper into my heart .... i touch where ur mouth has been and soon im alive with the feel of ur lips ... mouth parting and small sounds of pleasure escape into the dark room ... all alone but so close to u in my soul .... i touch my most private places and as the tips of mounds harden and a distict wetness over comes me .... the want of u ... the need of ur hardness against my unique curves ... i feel the ache as i climb higher .. swirling excitement as i moan out ur name in the heat of passion ..... i sucumb to the sensations and remember how it felt to feel u drive into me .... how u pulled my hair and i looked up at u .. look at u from over my shoulder .... begged for more ... never wanting that moment to end ....the

Oh Yea Another Auction I In :)
But to the high bidder get a real good surprise if wondering what it could be check out my auction. And why your there please pay tribute to the auctioneer She is very kewl and a great friend!! Thank you all for taking time to just read and remember have fun and of course can own me :)

Oh Yeah!! All New Shit!!
Listen up metal mongering motherfuckers. ALL NEW SHIT!! Go to http://www.myspace.com/therionfuk to check this shit out. No GP5 demos. ALL REAL Guitar music. Fresh off the press. Check it while it's hot!! You have been warned!

Oh Yeah!
Throughout the past year I'd discovered a new side to my lover, Mary, that I hadn't been aware of before. That side was submissive. She thoroughly enjoyed being used for my pleasure and not only that but she enjoyed being spanked as punishment for her lack of proper performance or for her general attitude on those times when she refused to do as she was told. I found out that she enjoyed being pushed to new limits and even got excited about the idea of being used by other men (or women) when I decided to give her as a gift. I was worried that she'd find such "use" degrading but she absolutely loves it. Still, the one thing we hadn't tried in the submissive vein was bondage. I'd never tied her up, down, spread eagle, nothing. She had worn a pair of handcuffs once -- I handcuffed her behind her back to keep her hands out of the way as I fucked her mouth and throat -- but that was all we'd done with bondage. This story is about a weekend where I decided to try it out. To get her more a

Oh Yea...
so with all the recent point whoring I almost forgot I was wanting to blog about this guy Philemon. He was nice enough to buy me in an auction a while back. He also blinged me straight to Godfather the other day. So I think we should all just take a moment to talk about how much we love/hate/want to make out with him. Go!

Oh Yeah... By The Way
Thanks for checking out my blog! As you might have gathered already, I am new to fubar and realized that there is a lot of fake people on here. Therefore, for those who care I decided to write a little more about myself here. I am a full time student graduating this May 2011. I am really excited to finally be done with school. I started my college career after high school going to school to be an auto mechanic and within a couple weeks realized I cant work on cars the rest of my life... so i switched to horticulture and took that serious for a while until I had to memorize scientific names of all plants, herbs and shrubs.. So I got discouraged and dropped out. I ended up taking some time off and pretty much spent it partying all the time, and then one day it hit me that I need to do something with my life. So I wondered what I could possibly do with the skills in life I had already acquired. And ever since high school I started doing odd jobs for people such as painting, landscaping, c

Oh Yeah So Me
You are The Fool The Fool is the card of infinite possibilities. The bag on the staff indicates that he has all he need to do or be anything he wants, he has only to stop and unpack. He is on his way to a brand new beginning. But the card carries a little bark of warning as well. Stop daydreaming and fantasising and watch your step, lest you fall and end up looking the fool. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.

Oh Yes- I Went There
YES I am running for red/top ten chick of the week Why? Simply because I finally have a good shot at it and I have a lot of help and better support system than last time I am buying into familys and swapping as much as I can-- so if you see the status that im looking-- chances are ill probably swap. Im not accepting buy ins. Im not accepting credits-- I just wanna rank high just ONCE My birthday happens to be on the next reset date-- August 16th - Thursday so please help me out- and ill try my best to help out as well. Its just for this week-- not permanent whatsoever! I would just like to say a BIG THANK YOU to everyone who helped/traded and let me buy into their fams this past week. And also those who spoiled me with the blings I achieved my goal -- Turning red on my birthday. You are all wonderful & amazing and it was a most intriguing little journey to do it. I met some cool new friends, some ridiculous people I hope to never run across or t

Oh Yea I Did
For so long I have had these struggles and I have waited and hoped for something to just give. I have pushed through everything being thrown at me and I have learned some hard lessons. Sometimes it is the ones that we want the most that hurt us the deepest. Sometimes we are blinded as to what someone is by the ideas of what we want them to be. Just because we may want something in our lives so badly, and we just dont wait for the right time for it to come along, instead we try to make it happen. This is when things break. We can not control others thoughts, feelings, desires, or actions and all we can do is to take a new path in life and adapt and change. I learned to see the signs no matter how much it hurt and to accept that I WILL get what I wish for in my life. All I have to do is wait and let it happen naturally. Just when I'm not paying attention and I decide to fully focus on just me and what I need to do in life, along comes beautiful. Unexpectedly somehow comes a great blessin

Oh You Can't Be Serious... Lol
You Are a Centaur In general, you are a very cautious and reserved person. However, you are also warm hearted, and you enjoy helping others in practical ways. You are a great teacher, and you are really good at helping people get their lives in order. You are very intuitive, and you go with your gut. You make good decisions easily. What Mythological Creature Are You? seriously... are ya'll really that pissed that i posted a mumm? some of ya'll need to take the sticks out of your asses before you sit down... you might hurt yourselves. all the mumms have been dumb shit and i don't really need your advice or opinion on what i do or don't do.. i was just posting for fun. some of ya'll are way too serious and need to take a freakin' chill. my uncle and grandma both just had a heart attack in the last couple months and i just saw my grandma in the hospital yesterday after her triple bypass heart surgery. ya'll take words too literally and really need to calm down. on the upsi

Oh You Know
A little bit about me. I try to live for the day, I can't say that this always work, but I sure do try. I'm sometimes a little to blunt, and I don't think before I speak. Some people might think that this is part of my charm, others think I'm a bitch. Think what you will. I will drive for hours, just so I can clear my head. Small things, make me smile, like little gifts from friends just for no reason. I think that's about it for now. Thanks for reading my first blog :) Cheers! Andrea

Oh. You Doubt Me.
So...here we go...My first Fu blog... So, I was recently approached by a fellow on FU who shall remain nameless. It seems he has had a (recent and short) tour of service in this "person's" (LOL) army. I respect that. You folks should know I do.... But....this young man decided to let me in on a secret.... I'm full of shit. Oh yes, indeed....this young man decided to call into question not only my mode of service, but MY SERVICE RECORD OVERALL! Bold, you say? I thought so....but chalked it up to the hubris of youth..... Until he kept on going. I tried to be polite. I communicated with him, telling him the times, and places, and with whom I served. This was not enough. I let him know some of the things I had done, and under which unit I had done so. Quote: "You're a fucking liar." So....I have taken pics of my language certs, as well as one of my awards. I was apparently lying about my linguistic skills, as well as my place of combat tour. I will amend

Oi
Thought I would get another nonsensical blog in..dont worry..there will be more...and nobody answered my question earlier Finish this line... Franks and Beans must_______________ Go listen to NoiseCollector http://www.ourmedia.org/user/79995 GO LISTEN TO NOISECOLLECTOR http://www.ourmedia.org/user/79995 Tooth is gone. Dentist was an ass. Lets hope this starts getting better now.

Oi!
So its two days after my 21st Birthday party and I got totally trashed... most of my friends were their with me, drinking in my basement... There was Many a bottle of Alcohol... the only one not drinking was my best friends wife, Dusty, who just found out she was pregnant...but anyway... there was this really cute girl their that, needless to say, I embarrassed myself in front of her. I got so drunk that the second half of the night I don't even remember... apparently I asked her out, like twice... and me and Kenny threw up... but I did it all over my pool table...

Oi
Birthday Calculator 18 May 1982 Your date of conception was on or about 25 August 1981 which was a Tuesday. You were born on a Tuesday under the astrological sign Taurus. Your Life path number is 7. Your fortune cookie reads: None of the secrets of success will work unless you do. Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7. You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 4 & 22. You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 9. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 3, 6, 8 & 11. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2445107.5. The golden number for 1982 is 7. The epact number for 1982 is 5. The year 1982 was not a leap year. Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 1/25/1982 and ending 2/12/1983. You were born in the Chinese year of the Dog. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Beaver; your plant is Wild Clover. You

Oi
Skip the formalities,,she's as bad as can be..Blasts across the galaxy..Her swags pass capacity as she causes casaulities just movin through casually..Heart popping fatalities just became a reality!Burning a candle at both ends if You think you can handle this.Una have You like Dorthy taking a hard trip out Kansas..But she's hard to resist..A work of art on cow sheet canvis..Keep you high like a long bong hit of cannabis..I'm her good boy at the edge of my seat as she tosses a treat!better check with the ouija to see if you had enough wheat in them wheaties to meet..Una's a weapon sweeping fuckers off their feet!!! She gots curves like holding to a street covered in sleet..bring her a bow cause she the package, so complete! I know her body language like scripture and verse..If she was the promise land,I'd be richer laying in a hearse.If a lycanthrope, let me share her curse.Just want my monster even at her worse!! She could gag me to keep me quiet..if she'd like to try it!!Got a vip ex

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Oif 07-09
I have been deployed to Iraq for a little over a month now on my 2nd year long tour... It is amazing to see how much change has happened in the last 2 years I have been gone. I remember the first time I was here I was dissapointed in the Iraqi Gov. and their lack of ambition to do the right thing to allow the coalition forces to gt out o this country and turn it back over to the Iraqis. Now I see more and more checkpoints stopping vehicles, Less sectarian violence, more Iraqi Army recruits, and Infastructure improvements all over the place. Its looking like they actually are trying to take their country back... Hoorahay!!!!

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Oil Change
Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change: $20.00 Coffee: $1.00 Total: $21.00 Oil Change instructions for Men : 1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00. 2) Stop by 7/11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20, drive home. 3) Open a beer and drink it. 4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. 5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car. 6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it. 7) Place drain pan under engine. 8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench. 9) Give up and use crescent wrench. 10) Unscrew drain plug. 11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss. 12) Cr

Oil Change
And they say woman spend more money...mmmm Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change: $20.00 Coffee: $ 1.0 0 Total: $21.00 Oil Change instructions for Men: 1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store & buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner & a scented tree, write a check for $50.00. 2) Stop by 7/11 & buy a case of beer, write a check for $20, drive home. 3) Open a beer & drink it. 4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. 5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car. 6) In frustration, open another beer & drink it. 7) Place drain pan under engine. 8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench. 9) Gi ve up & use crescent wrench. 10) Uns

Oil Change
OIL CHANGE INSTRUCTIONS FOR WOMEN: (1) Pull up to Peak Automotive when it is time for your next oil change (2) Relax in a massage chair with a glass of wine, soda, coffee, or cappuccino while reading the latest Oprah, Parenting, or Shape Magazine or working on your laptop. (3) 45 minutes later write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle where the fluids have been topped off, car has been washed, tires rotated, and courtesty inspection completed. Money Spent Oil Change: $34.95 (non-synthetic oil change) Wireless access: FREE Glass of wine, soda, or coffee: FREE Courtesy Inspection: FREE Massage in chair: FREE Total cost of peace of mind knowing your car is maintained: PEAKFULLY PRICELESS OIL CHANGE INSTRUCTIONS FOR MEN: (1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00 (2) Stop by liquor store and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20.00, drive ho

Oil/gas As Public Utility??
Ralph Nader for President 2008 April 23, 2008 www.votenader.org Gasoline is heading to $4 a gallon. We have our ideas on what we can do to control oil industry price gouging. Gas PricesStay tuned. (Here's a hint: public utility.) But for now, we need gas money. This weekend, Ralph Nader and the Nader/Gonzalez crew will be touring upstate New York and New England to meet you - our steadfast supporters. But we need gas money to send Ralph and the team on its way. Please donate now to the Nader/Gonzalez gasoline fund. Please give as much as you can. To help fuel Ralph's travels this weekend - and throughout this election year. And if you are in the neighborhood, please stop by to see Ralph and hear about the Nader/Gonzalez plan to restrain the rapacious oil industry (see schedule below). Onward The Nader Team This weekend's schedule: Friday April 25, 2008 Buffalo, New York 12:30 Velikodnya Pyatnitsya (Ukrainian Good Friday) lunch with

Oil Prices
I have recently received emails and read bulletins which propose that we either do not purchase gas on a certain day or not buy gas from certain gas stations. Obviously, not buying gas on a particular day has no effect on the revenues of the oil companies. They just get their money a day earlier or a day later. Also, oil is a fungible commodity and if Exxon doesn’t sell the oil from their refineries at the pump, they will sell it to the companies from which we are buying the gas. The demand will increase at the stations where we are buying from and they will raise their prices. Who suffers?? The laws of supply and demand supersede any scheme which does not involve pumping more oil or decreasing demand. High oil prices put pressure on our economy and also help to fund unfriendly nations. In order to improve this situation, I am in favor of Higher Gas Prices. I think that the Feds should step in and increase the taxes on gasoline by one or two dollars per gallon (Not a popular

Oil Prices
OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel. OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel. Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel. Can't buy it? Tough! Eat your oil! (Not sure this price is still current... But seems like an effective solution...)

Oil Paintings
Russian art oil painting on Chinese development has a profound impact. Orange Gallery held in cooperation with the Russian galleries Volga Psalm of Life Ⅱ - Russian Contemporary Oil Painting Exhibition, the number of meritorious painter, member of the Russian fabian perez paintings Artists Association gathered in one. Jack Vettriano At Last my Lovely $80 http://www.ebuypainting.com/goods-11301-At+Last+my+Lovely.html 100% handmade!! Fabian Perez Tango $80 from www.ebuypainting.com

Oil Spill
US Orders Blackout Over North Korean Torpedoing Of Gulf Of Mexico Oil Rig A grim report circulating in the Kremlin today written by Russia’s Northern Fleet is reporting that the United States has ordered a complete media blackout over North Korea’s torpedoing of the giant Deepwater Horizon oil platform owned by the World’s largest offshore drilling contractor Transocean that was built and financed by South Korea’s Hyundai Heavy Industries Co. Ltd., that has caused great loss of life, untold billions in economic damage to the South Korean economy, and an environmental catastrophe to the United States. Most important to understand about this latest attack by North Korea against its South Korean enemy is that under the existing “laws of war” it was a permissible action as they remain in a state of war against each other due to South Korea’s refusal to sign the 1953 Armistice ending the Korean War. To the attack itself, these r

Oil ... What's Not To Like?
The Arctic sea ice is disintegrating "100 years ahead of schedule", having dropped 22% this year below the previous minimum low, and it may completely disappear as early as the northern summer of 2013. This is far beyond the predictions of the International Panel on Climate Change and is an example of global warming impacts happening at lower temperature increases and more quickly than projected. What are the lessons from the Arctic summer of 2007? • Climate change impacts are happening at lower temperature increases and more quickly than projected. • The Arctic's floating sea ice is headed towards rapid summer disintegration as early as 2013, a century ahead of the International Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) projections. • The rapid loss of Arctic sea ice will speed up the disintegration of the Greenland ice sheet, and a rise in sea levels by even as much as 5 metres by the turn of this century is possible. • The Antarctic ice shelf reacts far more sensitively to warming temper

An Oint In The Flyment
The elegance of self destruction The guilty pleasures of my life The obvious is oblivious to what you see You hear the whispers inside your head No matter who they are, they sound like you Walking in stride with a stranger Giving the appearance you are not so alone Step on a crack Break your mama’s pipe Using bad habits to start anew Following the breadcrumbs you left On your worn out path Remote island Remote control Choose your isolation I finger paint my novel I am faced with your back If you ever return Bring an eighteen pack

Oi Oi Savaloy!!!
Finally seen my baby boy after 4/5 months , and ive got to tell you this my jaw is aching so much from smiling its unbearable ha ha ive never stopped smiling and it was hours ago,*SMILE* ive missed him so much never gonna let it happen again!!!! smile.x How come when yu put your sock's in the washing machine, then stick em straight in the dryer (1"ft away) dry em!!! put em in the washing basket! then go to put them away! there's alway's "ONE" missing??? were do they go?? why do all the ones yu got left after every wash never match??? let me know........:-( what is it that girls dont understand about NO!!!!, tis girl phones for an appointment.. i say i might be able MIGHT!! to squeeze her in (MIGHT)sooooooooooooo she turns up with her 2 fiends 30 mins before i shut shop. her friend the one with the loud mouth!!!proceedes to ask me over and over again to do a small star (WOW) on her stomache.. i refuse saying im going home "go on man it will only take 5 minutes" how long she been tattooi

Ojoutlaw
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I stared at this Dr Seuss Poem, pinned to the wall behind the copy machine at work. I just had to write it here. I love it... LOL! Get the Inspirational Short Stories Blog widget and many other great free widgets at Widgetbox! I love my job, I love the pay I love it more and more each day I love my boss, he is the best I love his boss and all the rest I love my office and its location I hate to have to go on vacation I love my furniture, drab and grey and piles of paper that grow each day! I think my job is really swell, there´s nothing else I love so well. I love to work among my peers, I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers. I love my computer and its software; I hug it often though it won´t care.

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actually its less than that till i get married! he just left to go bakc home yesterday but i have 2 and a half more weeks till i get to see him again, and meet my step kids! I'm so excited!! But the down side, is i'm sick! I think i have strep again and i feel like shit. hopefully i don't cause i know that people will talk with wes being here this weekend and now i'm sick doesn't sound right but its true. anyway i need to call the dr now and get and apt. so you guys teke it easy!!! Some people post these things to spill their guts etc. Some people try to address issues they see with their friends that they have online. I just see it as a way to vent. So to let you know if you read this and you think that it has to do with you, or a situation that I might be dealing with that you are involved in. Most likely I"m venting. Cause if I really had a problem with you I would just come out and tell you. Just ask some of my friends. I don't hold much back when it comes to being ho

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I have been a gamer forever, my very first game I played was pong on the original console. I have personally only owned a few consoles Sega Genisus, Xbox and Xbox 360. Mostly been a PC gamer however I have left that behind with my Xbox 360. My favorite game of all time was Falcon 3.0 on my old 386. I played it for hours and hours and hours and was pretty dang good. I may not be one of the top gamers out there but I like to try it all. I'm now the co-owner at PreGameLobby.com where see me around but the times when you don't see me I'm busy tinkering under the hood to bring you as many cool ideas and benefits as possible.

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A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs. Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts! The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts. On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

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Im deleting from this site as of tomorrow. If you want to keep in touch and you have myspace... add me its www.myspace.com/ragingsun see you on the flip side. I don't like you guys anymore... I'm going to hide in my pillow and cry now GOOD BYE.. :P

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my heart is leading me my head does not want to follow I hear I feel I want to touch I know what I am doing what am I doing I can taste I can see what is this I have here I want to be I can never be I walk away but I still look back I sit in my corner and I cry wish I knew why I was crying I am in love I am in lust I am hurt I am in a great mood and cant think of anything better I would want to do or be I am ugly I am fat no one loves me no one wants me I am in love I am in hate I am in a lost state everyone loves me everyone wants me I am sexy I hate who I am I dont know what this is but Satondra Pena Wrote it!

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Title: OK By: Me I can't speak I don't know what to say I'm growing weak I feel this everyday my heart begins to leak so, I push you away I'm not a freak but still you stay I feel the heat everything's still grey next time we meet there will be a price to pay and when you're beat you're reminded everyday stay on your feet and everything will be ok lose your seat and you put life on delay stay up-beat and good things will come your way if you're full of deciet then your life will be shady and grey mean what you speak and do this everyday don't allow your heart to leak you should care in everyway become a freak and no one will stay lose the heat and nothing's grey next time we meet there will be no price to pay you won't be beat you'll be ok

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During a visit to a mental institution the visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ONE ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ?

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Well, This is not to whine but I don't understand some people. Why would you tell a girl that she is yours and establish a relationship. Then ask her to move in with you. Then tell the people who actually see her she is your girl, but tell your female "friends" you have online that she is only your roommate? Even after you have told her you love her. Now, you were already having sex so nothing else "needed" to happen. What do you get out of this? Then even though you are constantly telling her you love her you make plans to meet this other chick when she comes to your state and are telling this chick how you want to feel her and crap like that. Why all the lies? The lies were not needed. Why not tell what you want in the beginning instead of giving the crap for her to find out later? Even after she has seen the crap you expect her to think it's nothing? And to be fine? What bullshit.

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Well a ghost is talked about but never really seen. It’s what I’ll become very soon. I don’t know how long I’ll be MIA. In a couple of days I won’t be online anymore. I week later I’m turning my cell phone off. I won’t be gone forever. It might be for just a month. It might be for a year. Some might think I’m betraying them or it’s not fair, but it’s my choice and I have made it already. So… you want a reason why? The main reason is that I need a break and I feel I need to do it again. The last time I went ghost. I was gone for 1 year and a half, almost 2 years. During that time no one heard from me, not even close family members. So be happy for the time you knew me and just remember I’ll be back some time. for w/e reason my blog doesn't show up so I'll post a SFW one Well I've seen 3 "updated" mummer posters now... I am in nither... I guess I'm not a mummer... oh well you can still find me in the mumms I came across a song the other day (Carrin

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Life is sometimes very hard. Then there are times when life is only hard when the people in your life make it that way. People not thinking before they send a blog. People who will not get off their collective asses to talk with the person they're pissed off at. What the hell to do? Is it any reason why I don't talk to people? Is it any reason why most people in this world aren't worth my time? When are the people in my life going to get it through their VERY THICK SKULLS, that if they want anything to change they need to stop TALKING ONLINE ABOUT it. And hiding behind a computer keyboard. And DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!! What does anybody out their think about this? I'd love to here some good comments about this.

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To all that read this, don't mind me as i get things off my head. I love every one of my friends in many different ways. Some of them I can't live without and some I can't live with (forgive the pun for the ones who know wtf is going on lol). So I was planning to move away from the place I am currently stuck at, but a new friend of mine made a deal of a lifetime. So instead, i will stay here, around the drama and the people who cause it all to go back to school for my CNA (love ya for it). Well one thing leads to another and my best friend and I had discussed moving in together. *great idea*. Well, to make things easier with us and to give me time to get a job so I can move in (cuz those were the plans that not everyone knew)My best friend and I had talked to our new friend, a friend we adore. She agreed that us 3 moving in together was a great idea. No drama, easy conversation, nobody saying anything without thinking about it first. But then... Friday night, the night i

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ok so the last couple days have been very emotional... March 11th 2010 is the 8th anniversary of the passing of my daughter. I apologize for any abnormal or inappropriate behavior on my part and I hope if I have said or done something out of like you can forgive me. It's just very hard on me.. if you care enough to want to know more get ahold of me. Thanks for reading.

Ok About Me
one of my guy friends went a way to jail 2 years ago and now back he came and saw me i went to his hotel and yeah long story short he raped me yah , he was like a brother but yah . not the frist time i have been raped 3 times yah but owhell the last two time i trused the just i was at a friends party got too drunk and needed to llay down and ask this guy to lay with me to watch me u know and i passed out and i woke up he was on top of me that when i was 16 yah . so lets say have yet to go back to any parties . ok enuff on that shit about my life , and yes i did not go to the cops i felt like it was my fault and still to this day i feel like it was all 3 times

Ok All About Me
you are a dirty son of a bitch. I hope your penis rots off. Ok all about me Current mood: pensive It has been brought to my attention lately that how I am can be abrasive. I don't think I have ever been anything less than upfront with who I am. I am aggressive, opinionated, a little precocious and extremely outgoing. Some times it can be a difficult situation, especially when you add alcohol. I take pride in my crazy mad drunkness and really don't give a flying flip if you don't. I like me, fuck it, I LOVE ME. Yeah I am going through some rough shit right now and I have been extra emotional. But who wouldn't? Be honest. I have earned every tear, every stupid comment, every fall off of the bar and every complete melt down I have had in the last couple of weeks. If you can't understand that then you must have never been my friend in the first place. Therefore you won't matter to me. I have more important stuff to concentrate on right now rather worry about what your immature

Ok, Apparently I Need To Explain Something...
I have given up on love. That basically means that I will NOT be having another boyfriend. Ever. Seriously, believe it or not, I don’t fucking care, but I’ve seriously been hurt way too much to ever love a person in that way again. Let me give you an example of what happens if people don’t read profiles... This guy I didn’t even know IMed me last night, saying that he found my screen name on vampirefreaks.com All of a sudden, he “wanted to be close to me” (meaning he wanted me as his girlfriend) and started pretending to kiss me and shit. I’m not even kidding, this guy didn’t even bother to read my damn profile, my profile clearly says “single and not interested” under marital status. I guess he just saw the AIM screen name and that I’m single and started freaking hitting on me. I simply explained that I’ve given up on love but we could still be friends and he, like, got all mad me just because I didn’t fall in love with hime the instant he IMed me! And then he started

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Bibliography Aronofsky, Darren, dir. Requiem For A Dream. Artisan, 2000. Darren Aronofsky’s film “Requiem for a Dream,” although made in collaboration with the original novelist, distract from the 1978 book’s more political, social, and spiritual messages in a way which romanticizes and glorifies the deteriorating spiral of the drug culture. Not only does this movie provide an artistic interpretation of the novel, but it contains details of the movies’ making. Throughout the filming, Selby himself was there, working with the actors and reading excerpts from the original and getting them to really understand the characters. Coutreau, Robert. “Defining the Sacred.” < www.raintaxi.com>: online addition: winter 1999/2000. Coutreau interviews Selby and reveals the author’s late-in-life beliefs about philosophical topics such as God/spirituality, happiness, the creative will, and love. Selby humbily speaks of universal concepts and western consumerism. Hinduism and Taoism are favor

Okay Here We Go!!!
Well.. Here I sit.. Wondering what I could ever say on my Very first blog.. What does one say? Tell you what.. How about I tell you a good story. Go's kinda like this.. Hey maybe I could start a book.. HA HA HA HA LMFAO!!! So On to the story.. Titled: These are the people That I Have Worked With.!!! o.0 At where I work. Its a production plant. We use wood and glue's all the time. One of the glue's when it gets on your cloths.. It looks like Dried Blood. So As you can imagine people have a select set of work cloths.. No mater where you are in the plant your cloths take a shit kicking there.. So Anyways.. There is this one guy in the plant.. Scary Beard Fragle rock fluffly long black hair. doesn't weigh 130lbs.. 5'6" tall With these nasty torn up jean jacket and jeans and a shirt with this glue on it that looks like dry blood. He's wearin this nasty dirty work ball cap. So Our production plant broke down on a Wed. 11:30 in the morn. We all got sent

Okay I Admit It...
I am the biggest nerd you have ever seen.I am so amped up about the final installment of the "Harry Potter" series its ridiculous. Almost every morning I check my e-mail just waiting to see if something new has come up or if there have been any new developments. I know I'm 27 and I should not have this type of reaction to what, in most peoples minds, is a children's book. I just can't help it. My mother tried to get me to read the books when they had just come out, andI told her that I was not interested in reading a "childrens book". Then one night me and Melissa where at the house whileshe was pregnant and we were looking for a movie to watch. There seemed to be nothing on. Then we flipped the station to "On Demand" and I saw that the first Harry Potter movie was available. So I gave it a chance. By the end of the movieI was calling my mother to have her bring me all the books that she had, and I have been hooked ever since. So call me what you want. I will just simply tell you that

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My friend has a dog that is an australian shepard/german shepard and who needs a good home if anyone knows where this beautiful 5 month old puppy that needs some love so if anyone has a good home or knows a friend please contact me or this puppy is in trouble so if you have or know a good home please contact me. My music describes me best so my moods and feelings aren't coming out on my profile so check out my playlist if you'd like to hear

Okay Here I Go Again
Okay, so I posted a mumm that asked about my hair being short or long and cherrytap deleted it saying it was offensive, idiots, so here I am. This is what the mumm said: I just want to know your opinion, HONEST opinion!!!!! Look at my pics under me and my family and there are pics of me with long hair and with short hair, should I keep it cut short or let it grow back out long? Please let me know what you think, honestly, if short wins, I am going to cut it again. When I had it cut short, my hair was fixed in the front and top, but spiked up in the back. When its long, its just that, long and all I can do is brush it. But I am torn on which I like better, please let me know your opinion, PLEASE!!!!!

Okay Ladies, What's Your Secret?
I just wander how you ladies manage this. As you read my profile, I love feminity in all its aspects. I lately got dressed and wanted to add some finishing touch with make-up: nail polish, eyeliner, mascara,... the full scala let's say... It took me about an hour! I don't count the time deciding how to dress, that worry occupied my mind about the whole week upfront already lol. So ladies, what's your secret behind this, to get yourself dressed in such a short notice, and still be able to look pretty? For all you guys, if your lady made her up just for you, consider it as a very special gift, I can tell, and if you don't believe this... give it a try for yourself :)

Okay, So It Was A Dead Cat....
Okay, so here's the story.... I dropped my car off for repairs today. It was SUPPOSED to be done when I got out of work, and wasn't. A friend of mine gave me a ride home, and said call me later when it is ready and I will bring you to pick it up. Well, me being me, didnt want to BOTHER anyone....so I waited to see if I could catch a ride from my son, who of course, never came home.... The repair shop is less than a mile from my house, so I figure, God gave me two feet...sure, it's dark, but I will talk on the phone with my "Bro" and it will be fine. Right..... As I am walking, (and talking) I trip....over a DEAD CAT...which my bro (of course) finds hilarious! I start gagging, he is laughing, and my ride arrives at the same time. I hang up with my bro, and go with my ride to pick up my vehicle. He asks..."Whats so funny?" so I tell him. And he says, "Oh my God, my cat is missing!" at which point, I feel very bad! Except, he must be related to my bro, because he waits

Okay Give Me Some Assistance With This!!
Alright, I am at wits end. Last night my 19 yr old son took my car without permission and then left it in another town. Then he called me and said somehow it mysteriouly had 2 flat tires and it wouldn't start. Now about a year ago, he stole approx $2 grand from me. He was caught for doing that by the law. And was just recently put on probation. But, he was taking my car all the time and leaving for days at a time. So last night, my other son was in town visiting me and he didn't like how little bro was treating his mom. So the two of them got into a confrontation about how the 19 yr old should abide by my rules since he was staying here again (yes, I had given him a couple extra second chances). I went and got the car this morning, it had 2 front flat tires, and wouldn't start. Plus he had rammed it into something because the front bumper is now busted. So what did I do, I pressed charges. Now to those of you are parents, what would you do if you were in my shoes???? Just so all of you

Okay... So I Did It!
I entered into a contest. It's first to 5,000 for a 7 day blast! I want my first blast, so I'm calling in all favors owed to me! please come show me some love!!! FOR 200 COMMENTS U GET A SPECAIL TREAT I entered into a contest. It's first to 5,000 for a 7 day blast! I want my first blast, so I'm calling in all favors owed to me! please come show me some love!!!

Okay Everyone,
To all my friends and family and Spanker's.I will not be on here for awhile.Taking a break from fubar.I will miss you but I will be back soon.Love to all. Hugs, LoraBFREAKY.COM I got this Sexy Comment from commentsplanet.com!Thanks to Everyone who gave me gifts and Birthday comments.You all are very special,a Thank you for thinking of me.You made my Birthday a special one. Love you all,Lora HEY EVERYONE,I'M IN THE PROCESS OF FIXING MY HOUSE AND GETTING READY TO MOVE SOON SO I WON'T BE ON MUCH.I WILL DO WHAT I CAN IN BETWEEN WORK AND MOVING.THANKS SO MUCH FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING.LORA

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its one of those days, 2 blogs wow. I really do like being on here. I avoid drama, personal wars, nastiness, and other crap that goes on. I don't see how people can take this crap seriously. And what about the begging for a blast, please, have you no shame or self worth. I don't play the popularity contest game. I love the comments with a pic on them. That is cool. But I don't take it too seriously. Thanks for all the pics and the comments. They really do make me feel good. I do enjoy being on here, except for the bouncers, they annoy me, lol. Okay, I take back everything I said about hating surveys. I just got 40,000 points for the ones I took the other day. That's cool Someday I will have a digital camera and post a salute... until then i enjoy looking at all of your pics and occasianoly communicate to a few of you. I don't care about points or levels. I do like having points to send birthday presents and an occasional gift. Some people don't realize that this is

Okay I Did It
Well i went on the date and it was freakin awsome but i locked my keys in the car and froze my ass off...all in all great fun we shall see where it goes lol So to all of you who voted yay on dating thanks...i did want to puke from nerves but it was worth the fun...and he was pretty hot lol on another note i am very thrilled cause i have lost 4 pant sizes and 4 pantie sizes so i feel pretty good about my getting skinnier ass lol Love to all

Okay Question...really
I work for an ENT specialist...well I have worked in the medical field most of my life. I have dealt with alot of different people. People of different ages, races, creed and color. From Geriatric to Pediatric, Black to White, Jew to Muslim...you get the point. Here is my question then. I noticed something today...if a foreigner comes into our office and doesn't completley understand the language I notice I sllllllloooowwww myyyy speeeeeccchhhhh patttteeerrrnnn doooowwwnnnn and SPEAK ALOT LOUDER an-nun-ci-at-ing ev-er-y con-son-ant. Why is that! I'm not the only one. Think about it...when you go to the local 7-11 and get a slushy and ask the person behind the counter for a pack of your favorite cigarettes and they look at you like a Deer caught in headlights..... what do YOU do. So kiddies I guess what I'm saying is let's be more considerate of our foreign friends and neighbors....remember Dumbass in English is the same as DUMMMMMBBBB-ASSSSS. Mind you some of my dearest friends

Okay I Think I Can Talk About It Now
I have always been the kind of person that if anything traumatic or remotely traumatic happens to be I have to wait a couple of days for the shock to wear off before I can really talk openly about it with everyone. Always been that way, probably always will. Okay this happened a couple of days ago and really only told 2 people about it so now I'm telling anyone who remotely cares...lol. scenario... I go to work, park in the parking lot, decide to walk over to the whole sale food place to pick up a couple of things...now you have to cross a very busy intersection known as State Rd 123 in order to get to this place. 4 lanes of cars in an extremmmmmmmly small town called Vienna... Imagine Mayberry meets downtown Chicago traffic...you get the idea. Not to worry though. There is a stop light in the middle of the nowhere for pedestrians to cross. The reason I say in the middle of nowhere is because it is halfway through the block. There used to be an old railway station that they ripped up

Okay Guys
now its one thing to think i'm like... 18 or under but to send me a letter asking me to some how prove that i'm in fact over 18 is a fucking joke how many bitches do you see on this site that are fact as fuck i know so many people that are clearly underage but yet i..who is about to be 20 in 2 months is getting a letter from the lovely fubar staff asking me to prove that i'm the age i say i am. seriously. go find a fake to delete or something because thats bullshit. i'm not 17 i'm not 16 i'm about to be fucking 20. that shit just pisses me off. most of you probably think that i have no life and i'm just on this site all the time or on msn i'm really not. because i'm a full time student and i work all the time. so i'm constantly doing other stuff. but when i am on msn i will be gladly to talk to you all :] but for now my life is hectic and busy, so sorry and i cannot take anymore pictures because people feel like stealing camera's that really do not belong to t

Okay So Yeah . . . .
Okay uhmmm so yeah. . . . I'm sitting here at work trying to figure out how the hell all the stuff on this site works and that fun stuff. Wishin' the phone would ring so I could make some money. I hate Sunday nights Monday mornings for this very reason no dudes callin! But anyway atleast it keeps me from being bored plus I only have this tiny little screened DVD player with the same damn DVD's I've seen a blue million times and no interest in watching again. You can only watch 28 Days Later soooo many times in one freakin' week. Love the enraged zombie like creatures tryin' to rip people apart but for god's sake when you can repeat the lines back line for line it's time to get some new DVD's.But is it just me or have there been no like really awesome horror movies released recently? I mean seriously how hard is it to make a kewl slasher blood and guts film!? I mean hell really the last one to come out that was any good was Dawn of the Dead and it was a fuckin' remake! But annnn

Okayy.
My name is Kendra. I'm bisexual and i really dont care what you think about it. Im agnostic so dont preach to me about god i really dont want to hear it. I have 3 older brothers mark, brandon, and will. They do get on my fubar so watch what you say. Im really sweet when it comes down to it. But dont piss me off.

Okayyy -- Time 2 Get A Healing Thing Goin'
LISTEN WITHOUT PREDJUDICE is a perfect CD for my thots / feelings these days. My 2 faves are -- ~~ Something To Save ~~ ---- oh CRAP ,, i fergot the 2nd one! I'll edit this entry L8r!! ---- (looks 4 cd, just had it in Dad's truck 2day, on trip to therapy) Lol. Was a good cd 4 that road trip. 30mi outta town every 2 wks. My therapist rawks! He's very laid back =D WTH iz up with 2013?? And i'm not the only 1... Ok, shit happens in 3's rite? -- believe me,, 3 was pretty damn tough. I hope it's done for a while. I'm still losing sleep over these... the first 2 were completely uncalled for, due 2 me being VERY misunderstood. My recent shit in a nutshell happened in a 3-week time span,, the first 2 in the same WEEK. My therapist has his work cut out 4 him for a while. -1- A dear Aunt betrayed me in the worst way AND her husband promtly and PHYSICALLY threw me outta "his" house. At nite. Threw my shit out on the porch. I'm OCD,, don't fkn touch my stuff unless u ASK. He knew that.

Ok Boys And Girls Time For Naughty Or Nice Auction
Well if want to find out just click on the pic take you to an auction a great friend is having DJ NIKKI So what do say have you been naughty or nice so far me i like naughty hehe!!!

Ok Boys
ok i am having some issues here. i hope that this helps all the boys on the site. i just want ya'll to know some things that you mihgt not be aware of. Just because you are on a web site dosen't mean that you can or should get all crazy i am still a person and i expect you to have some level of respect for me as a person. If you cant do that then dont talk to me cause i will light a fire under your ass ok. Also that just because your buzz meter says that you are shitfaced dose not give you a license to be a nappy lil man. F.Y.I. i dont care about your down south so dont tell me about it, i really dont want to know. Dont tell me that your horny. Another thing that i dont care about is your opinion about how i would look naked...you will never know...i dont have nsfw's and never will so dont bother me with that shiot...and no i dont want to see yours. dont ask me for my yahoo either...im gonna be the same way on there that i am on fu. No you cant have my number dont ask cause i will tel

Ok Calling Friends And Family Can Help A Friend Of Mine Out If You Can :)
Ecuadorian Goddess*Promoter of Goddess' BadBoys*-SBG*Keno's KO Girl*Sarge FuLover 4Ever@ fubar She is damn kewl and great friend show her major love donate fu bucks if you can show her love and make her be in the spotlight. Thank you for your time Love to all :)

Ok Contest
ok im hopeing i have this right... this is her link rate,fan,add to comment the shit out of me lol ooh i was told if i dont win... well forget wat i was told lol *SEXYGIRLBLONDE* OWNER OF *THE DYNASTY CLUB*@ fubar ok i hope this all works but i think this is it and NO cheating...of course we have no cheaters as my friends lol thanks tongue

Ok Don't Laugh
Even though I'm a computer programmer, I'll be damned if I can find on this site where to sort people out based on thier distance from your location! I click browse and the same people always come up from California. Damn it.

Ok, Don't Get Mad At Me About This
Ok. For anyone of my friends, don't take this personal. My hubby has asked me to tell you all that you don't know him, so don't criticize him. For anyone who has had anything bad to say about him, you can all kiss his postiriure and leave him alone. You can still talk to me, but don't ask me about him, and I won't tell you about him. I also won't tell him about any of you. This does exclude a few ppl, and I think they can figure out who they are, if not, I will let them know. If anyone of you still want's to be friends with him, you can check him out at Firedragon77.

Ok Enough Is Enough
Ok to the few ppl who are actually nice and respectful, im glad to have met u, i will hold u close to my heart forever, but ,, For the scum who continually harass me, leaving vulgar messages and comments, i am sorry i wont tolerate this,,,i had enough abuse last time, i am not going to take it again, Thanks to all those who enjoyed my account but when my VIP ends i am sorry but i will be leaving Fubar for good, i hope that the 50+ guys who get enjoyment out of hurting me, commenting on me in such a way that is so gross, demeaning and tasteless, u need to grow up, there is no wonder u are single , the way u treat women is NOT ON... what would your mothers think about the things u say? I have NO and have NEVER considered myself any special or more attractive than the other sexy and fine ladies on here, im lucky i have good genes, doesnt make anyone else less attractive, its crap how most men can make ladies feel bad its JUST NOT ON,,,, so to those guys and YOU ALL KNOW WHO U ARE!!!!

Okey Dokey
Well, here I sit. I ususally write my blogs on MySpace, but thinking of changing them to Fubar instead. It's Sunday afternoon, raining and cold. This is the 8th weekend in a row that I have stayed home all weekend...not a record, but working on it. Just havent been in the mood to do anything, my neice even tried to get me to be her designated driver last night. I'd rather sit in the warm. Cookin up a storm though...thats my stress relief I guess....I love to cook! I turned my niece into a fubar nut this weekend, Check her out....Baby J....shes in my friends and family...She just had surgery this past week and is off for 2....little shit is moving right up there fast....shes a hoot...AND DANCE....watchin her out, makes me wanna spank her ass..but hell, we all grow up dont we? Well...thought I'd get her some publicity Till next time.......

Ok Flick Sent Me This And Well It's True And I Had To Share
Reason, Season, or LifetimePeople come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime.When you figure out which one it is,you will know what to do for each person.When someone is in your life for a REASON,it is usually to meet a need you have expressed.They have come to assist you through a difficulty;to provide you with guidance and support;to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually.They may seem like a godsend, and they are.They are there for the reason you need them to be.Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time,this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end.Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away.Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled; their work is done.The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON,because your turn has come to share, grow or learn.They bri

Ok Folks
I have someone harassing me on here. I dont know how much longer I am going to stick around. I have this person blocked under 3 different names on fubar and They are still coming to my page leaving negative comments. My father is in the hospital right now and I have enough things to worry about without signing on to my page after working 12 hours to find nasty comments on my page. I know for sure I have this person blocked from my myspace page. So if ya'll would like to keep in contact with me , Add me as a friend on myspace @ www.myspace.com/Mesmerized72 or Add me to yahoo messanger @ supaflychick25. Peace Out, Missy = )~

Ok Folks...
Me and some of my friends can be described as thick, CHUNKY, chubby, BIG-BONED, fat, Healthy and the smallers ones would be considered curvy. I've NEVER been skinny, even when I was smaller I was still categorized as being a "THICK" chick...On many of the social networking sites I would browse profiles and see women that I would consider small or thin referring to themselves as thick or curvy. They ranged from sizes 6-10 with a little booty and boobage but they called themselves thick.Some would see me out and about and consider me morbidly obese because they would never want to be my size in a million years. I can imagine some women would rather drink clorox on ice than to be as big as me.So the debate is; Should plus size women refer to themselves as curvy when society sees us as FAT??? Hmmm?? Both sides of the spectrum could argue this topic back and forth all day, whether or not these little video chicks with boobs and a pinch of badonk are curvy... and/or.. Are my fellow plus size

Ok For My Family
ok ppl here goes im 32 yrs old its my life and ill do wat ever i want every one else had there life to live now its my turn and i choose who i date and if ppl dont like it to bad im going to date who i want and if u want to act like this then ill be another jo jo and u know wat she did so go ahead stuff like this could be considered slander and thats a felony i love yall but that is not wat u do when some one u loves loves some one that makes them happy we both did things that were wrong so if we can get over yall can too we r trying to work it out so back off you r not dating her i would be im out i will not be in no more drama im the one who is 32 and pick who i want i need support not criticicem on who i pick its not right and not how i was raised no more being meen i come here to unwind so no more been kids support me in my decisions and dont belittle the ones i choose im an adult and i have to live with my choice so be there 4 me and dont cause hostility mom u know better u wasn

Ok For Real This Time..im Up For Sale!
ok so for real this time, i am in an auction...same one as b4 just dif ppl runnin it now. so..please go check out my page and make a bid if u like what im offering. auction starts tomrrow 11/19 and runs for a week. looking forward to havin u as my new owner! ;) and while ur there, please show the 2 auction runners some mad lovin!! happy bidding!! ♥ßàЪÿLŏvë GF 2 Ðj §ÇÔTTÝ ß♥@ fubar ZoOkS!!~ThE FoReSkIn UnRaVeLeR oF sEcUrItY @ pYrOtEkNiCs~@ fubar

Ok Fu-friend's I Need Your Help And Opinion.
Ok fu-friend's I need your help and opinion. I am going to post on a on-line personal and I would like you to read through my post and let me know what you think. Should I be more specific about age,race and body type I am interested in?. Should I add some more about me or leave something out?.Or sould I just leave it as it is?. Please be honest and let me know what you think in your comment. This is the first time I have attempted something like this so I need all the help I can get. A couple of my girlfriends have been trying to talk me into posting on here and I have been very reluctant to do so because from what I have seen most of the guys posting on here are nothing but perv's and that is not me. I have alway's felt that meeting people on-line was a waste of time so I have never bothered to try but after alot of thought I figured what the hell I might as well, what can it hurt. Who knows maybe i'll find my life long love. Ok a little about me, I am 5'7 140lbs Brown

Ok Guys Heres The Cleavage Shot..think Ull All Like
CUM ON GUYS I NEED SUGGESTIONS ON WHAT KINDA SHOT FOR MY NEW CONTEST,,,,,ITS GONNA BE A CLEAVAGE CONTEST....AS U KNOW I'LL NEED UR HELP ....SO GIMME SUM ADVICE ON WHAT U WANT TO HAVE TO LOOK AT OVER AND OVER LOL...LEAVE ME SUM GOOD SUGESTIONS NOW...I KNOW ALL UR CRAZY ASSES HAVE SUM -----m CONTEST STARTS m ----OCT.14 HEY GUYS I NEED UR HELP TO GET TO FIRST...PLEASE COME HELP ME...ALL YA GOT TO DO IS CLIK THE PIC AND BOMB MY ASS....MMMMMMMMMMM THERE MIGHT BE SOME REWARDS IF I WIN COM AND BOMB ME..SHOW ME SOME LOVE OR LUST WHICH EVER U PREFERR...I'M GAME FOR EITHER ONE....PLEASE HELP ME OUT >>>NOT FAR BEHIND RIGHT NOW...I CAN CATCH UP EARLY...SO CLIK THE PIC BABIES...THAT IS IF U LOVE MY CLEAVAGE...OR EVEN IF YA DONT...LOL

Ok Guys...???
OK guys...Would you be willing to let me do this..its a fantasy, but can't ever find anyone willing! I want to push you back on the bed…climb on top of you..and slowly tie up each of your arms to the bed posts, so you can’t touch me, but I have control over you. Then, I would lean down and kiss and nibble at your neck, your ear, then across your lips…move down your chin with the tip of my tongue and down your neck, sucking intensely, then down to your right nipple..taking your nipple into my mouth and sucking hard..mmmmmmmmmm(while my other hand is rubbing and pulling at your left nipple) Next, I would my fingernails up and down the sides of your abs, then back and forth across your navel, leaning down to suck and kiss around your navel..so softly but then with more pressure. Then I would slide down your body further, taking my hands and spreading your legs slightly apart. Then , rubbing my fingertips up and down the inside of each of your thighs, leaning down to kiss and blow at

Ok, Here Goes.....
I don't get the whole attention whore thing. Do these people not have real friends in real life? Do they think the internet fills some void? You will never see me half naked or otherwise on this site or any other...I simply do not need the validation.

Ok Here We Go!
Just so everyone knows..I only want this because I am such an attention whore(can you tell by my pics)and I can get a blast for it...so if anyone would just rather "buy" me one...lol Just so you know..:P :) Last request...last begging from me...last time before I go to bed...*sniffles* Please help with this contest...Please Please Please....What else can I say....but PLEASE COMMENT BOMB ME!!!...LOL Click the link..and bomb away...Please *sniffling* Well..I woke up this morning, hoping I would have gotten a litle more help than I did on this contest.(Thank you for those of you that did help..MUAH..Love you forever!!!) I guess the friends and family that I have are not truly what I expected. I wasn't asking for all the time in the world, but a comment or two would have been nice...:( Or a "hey I don't do those, but good luck" Anyway...what an eye opener..:) If anyone has a change of heart..click the pic and comment..thanks

Ok Hears A Deal For U
i would love u for ever if someone would make me some of the moving pics i see if u are up for it hit me up in my fumail and ill let u know what im looking 4 in the pic thanks very much ok im making salutes for fubucks ill do sfw and nsfw salutes it dont mater to me ok all u haft to do to get one is send me a privet message telling me what you want for a salute and ill send you what it will cost its all your pic on how much skin you want i ll even write on my skin in marker what ever you want it to say thats what i will write so come and help me out to help my frien out shes trying to raise fubucks for a spotlight she still needs 3.8 mill to bid on one

Ok Here I Go Again
Ok I am up for auction again. this time it is a fu bucks only auction TY Who Knows for making this I am up for auction all bids excepted. My offer is a good one and I can add to it. Also please rate my pic, I need rates for a bonus. The auction is open until August 7th. TY Who Knows for making this

Ok 17 Hours
Many have commented on my pics and in mails about my weight loss so i thought hell i aint really blogged that so here goes. I've never been what you'd call a small framed person even though in my stocking feet I'm 5ft 2 high. Yes I know good things come in small packages but it depends would you call a hippo running full speed at you as a small package?. And trust me I was, trapped by my own stupidity rather than fix my problems I comfort ate till I tipped the scales at just under 22 stone. Let me tell you that height with that weight was bloody unbearable fitting in a bath was beyond a joke and forget taking life for granted your whole day is spent learning to get around things and trying not to break seats. I did try the diet sheets yep eat two salad leaves and enough grapefruit to cause a world shortage. It didn't work whatever I tried still failed through the comfort eating. I tried the new fat pills, yes the one that makes you evacate all fat that you eat. Tip if you use them f

Ok I Am Trying
This is all new and a little overwhelming. So if I don't get back to you or leave you a reply comment right away just have faith. I am trying and will get back to you. Any help you wanna give will be most appreciated. Smiles~ Bekkka

Ok I Admit>>
:D I admit I'm only 23 for hmm.. two weeks more..And I have to relish every moment of it. :P I admit, I Do get lonely spells and premonitions Of what I can't place my finger on! I Admit that unless we talk about things more than surface materials without digging deep, I feel as if Our relationship, friendship, or whatever is based on the lengths we can talk. I admit that I dont have time to finish this..but I will continue MUCH LATER>>>LOL LUVs!!

Ok, I Am Doing This With My New Webcam/camera
Ok all, here in the next few days or weeks, new pics will be taken and uploaded here soon and also I'll be doing salutes so if I make one, I'll let you know to come and get it here and I don't think they'll be NSFW but if you want like that just private message me and I can do that too, I'll just have to think of something here. Now the reason for the new pics is other than the NSFW, I'm trying to level to godfather and it seems like I haven't gotten a whole lot of help here, I could be wrong but nevertheless I am determined to level in anyway possible here. The salutes are for those that I like a lot that is for sure here.

Ok..i Did It!
I just have to say, private nsfw pics suck, so I deleted them all..No more very private folders..Yay! I have decided there will be no more pics like that of me...the ones that are in nsfw now are fairly mild, so that should be good enough. If there is anyone that doesn't want to be a friend because they are gone, feel free to delete me. It was too much of a headache, and I feel much better already..:) Thanks for reading..:)

Ok, I'd Like To Get A Few Things Straight Heres
Ok, I want to get a few things straight here, first of all, I don't nor will add anybody with no picture on their profile, so if you want me to add ya, get a picture on your profile pic and two, I'm not adding anyone that just wants to be added and don't rate my profile or one of my pics to start off, that's just not gonna work with me at all here. Secondly, when a woman has rated one of my pics or profile, I usually leave them a comment like hello and thanks for rating one of my pics or profile, if you'd like to rate the rest of my pics and also fan me and sign my guestbook than go for it and if you'd like to be added to my friends list, etc. Or to the guys, hello and thanks for rating one of my pics or profile, if you'd like to rate the rest of them and also fan me and sign my guestbook than be my guest and if you'd like to be added to my friends list just send me a request and I'll gladly accept it, your profile is a 10 That means, I WILL accept your friends request and no,

Okie Friends
I got this from another one of my friends bulletins. It is funny because all of us from Okie know that this is true.....You cant deny most of these things!!!!! OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we messed up...but that shit was fun!" OTHER FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Cry with you. OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. OTHER FRIENDS: know a few things about you. OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

Okiegirl7262
To My Daughter- by a Oklahoma Police Officer "TO MY DAUGHTER" THIS WILL HIT YOU WHERE IT HURTS! *Just for this morning, I am going to step over the laundry, and pick you up and take you to the park to play. *Just for this morning, I will leave the dishes in the sink, and let you teach me how to put that puzzle of yours together. *Just for this afternoon, I will unplug the telephone and keep the computer off, and sit with you in the backyard and blow bubbles. *Just for this afternoon, I will not yell once, not even a tiny grumble when you scream and whine for the ice cream truck and I will buy you one if he comes by. *Just for this afternoon, I won't worry about what you are going to be when you grow up, or second guess every decision I have made where you are concerned. *Just for this afternoon, I will let you help me bake cookies, and I won't stand over you trying to fix them. *Just for this afternoon, I will take us to McDonald's and buy us bo

Okie Dictionary *the Worlds Most Unique Language Defined) Idioms - Phrases N Superstitions.
OKIE DICTIONARY *the worlds most unique language defined) IDIOMS - PHRASES N SUPERSTITIONS. "We know our native tongue ain't quite up to snuff English, but it shore is handy." The Plan Of The Okie Dictionary. This bit of information is intended to server and assist newcomers and visitors to our Great State -- Oklahoma, And to preserve a unique piece of Amercianism. Also, it is our desire to provide the working press and all the "mogulls" in Washington with a copy of this lexicon, so when our Great Statesman take the floor of Congress to expound our political philosophies, we want the entire country to understand, that all we want is to live, let live and our share of the pork barrel. We have our own language which is peculiar to our state. Our vocabulary is not a conglomeration of regionalism sland. Each word has a meaning and purpose, usually picturing action - a story of something happening and moving. Noah Webster *For Damn Sure* wasn't consulted when our langu

Ok If U Want To See More Of Me U Gotta Help Me
ok i want to upload more pics...and cant till i get about 4800 more points....sooooooooo if u would all be so kind as to help me out i would love that...if u leave me a comment on this letting me know u helped i will return the favor...rate and comment so i can get it done alot faster thank you all!!! and thank you to all the ones who have already done everything they already could.... ~Danielle~

Ok I Forgot Some Friends
THIS IS FOR MY VERY GOOD FRIEND ""DJ BABY BOY"" THANK YOU TO YOUR FRIENDS FOR HELPING OUT ALSO-LOL MUAHZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SQUIRRELLS LOVE BERRIES, GOSH I KNEW THOSE GUYS WERE SMART... THEY SPEND THEIR WHOLE DAY LOOKING FOR THEM AND SAVING THEM FOR LATER

Ok If Not Commando Then What ?
why do men do the stupid things they do? just to see our reaction? After the auction is over and you see that you have not won.. what happens to you? Left in the dust .. forgot about.. yup they dont talk to you any more..no time for friends.. So we have to stand together I guess and wait till there time runs out.. but will we still be here? hmmm thats the question..

Ok I'll Ask
Ok I have got to take a chance on looking stupid here, but being new to this I justta ask. What in the green grass of nature are we supposed to do, with all these points we aquire? I have them and don't know what to do with them. Someone wanna answer this for me? You can bet I would appreciate it. Thank You

Ok I'm New Help
I want a guy... Who would move the hair away from my eyes then kiss me Hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous Someone who would sing to me at random moments Who would let me sleep on their chest A Boy who would get mad at someone if they called me ugly or was mean to me I want someone who will call 3 times a day if he went away Someone who would let me gossip to him and would just smile and agree with everything i said He would throw stuffed animals at me when i acted dumb and then kiss me a million times. Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh He would take me to the park and put his hands around my wasit and give me big bear hugs all the time He would tell all his friends about me and smile when he did and we'd make out in the pouring rain He would never be afrid to say "I love you" in front of his friends and we'd argue about silly things then make up I want a boy that would kiss me at midnight on New Years and count stair

Ok, I'm Out Of Here.......
Explain something to me CT gang? How can someone rate you a 1 (which someone did my photo), and not leave their name????? If they want to do that, maybe it's time for me to move along...... Geez, that's pretty gutless if you ask me. Besides, what did I do to someone to piss them off like that??? The hell with it....I'm pissed.

Ok Im Bored
Long Ago I knew you, And every memory I shared with you And how painful sometimes it is to remember Every Word Every Day Every Time I was with you And how close I felt to something special Something deep inside You were a part of me You had a part of My Soul My Heart My Mind And how every day I got up 'cause of you And everyday I couldn't wait to see you And how I regret those days I kept my silence And how I wish I would have said something said anything, to make you understand And then we left We stopped talking It was my fault. It was. And how I wish I could change that. And how sometimes late at night, I can't fall asleep cause I wish you were here And how I wrap myself so closely with that blanket you used Just to remember Just to feel something to feel a part of you And how sometimes I lay lavishing myself in tears Waiting, Longing, Yearning to feel your touch Just to be with you Just to hold you Just to kiss you.....once

Ok I Need Some Help From All Of U So Show Me Some Love ..
i need you all to go to that link show me some love .i need my vip bad so pl help me out here. http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1166057&albumid=808918&i=3455738375&idx

Ok I Need Help
ok...what do u do...when u think ur staring to fall for someone...i need help...i want him to know....but i dont...cuz like yeah...i dont want to ruin...our friendship...hes a cool ass guy...and i love him to death...he is like my best friend i have never had...and like...i dont want to ruin that...i dont want to get to serious...to fast..u know?...and i want to tell him how i feel...but i cant...and it sux..UGH I HATE MY LIFE!!! *not really*...i need help How Much Are You Worth? See How Much You’re Really Worth! - This is pretty fun :) Natural Hair Color: [ ] Brown - $100 [ ] Blonde - $50 [x ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other-$75 Total: 15 Eye Color: [ ] Brown - $50 [ ] Green - $75 [ ] Blue $150 [ x] Hazel $100 [ ] Other - $15 Total so far: 115 Height: [ ] Over 7′ - $200 [ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175 [ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150 [ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75 [ x] 5′4″ to 5′10

Ok, Is It Just Me Or....
Back in the day when I went to school, there was noone, and i mean noone who dressed in any way other than preppy. There were 2 of us who did, and we hated each other lol, but that is irrevelant, now why all of a sudden is it so envogue to be a goth??? where have all these people who dress this way now (who are older) come from? These are the same people who made fun of me at every turn (i have been called every name in the book) and now they want to emulate me...how ironic is that...psuedo-goth people, they crack me up....

Ok I Was Dared...
5 questions. 1 chance. 5 honest answers. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 5 questions. (inbox) Any questions, anything, no matter how crazy it is. No catch. Just between me and you. No one else will ever know. But I DARE you to repost this. And see what people ask you

Ok...kinda New?
ok, so i've got a myspace and i've got another blog thingy. and they all seem to be the same, but what the hell, why not? lolz, so i am new to this site and i'm getting used to how it works...slowly. lolz, i write poetry alot. something i've gotten from my father, whom i didn't know well when he died. It may be a few years sinse he died, but i still don't know much about him. i have to learn about him from my mom and grandmother and uncle. yeah, i only knew him sinse i was 14. other then that, i know nothing about him....well, i know a few things about him. thats about it. but i do think that i am alot like him. Just because he used to write and because i love to write. i'll post something soon. when i get a chance to be on longer then a few minutes. I promise. until then, have a great day! :)!

Ok Kids, Musicians Needed!
I want to start another BAND. I play Drums and percussions. I have for 15 years. I need Lead Guitar/Vocals Rhythm Guitar/Vocals Lead Vocalist (Female prefered. Males Acceptable) Bassist I would also be willing to entertain the idea of keys, strings, backup percussions ect. Music category: Alternative and other like styles. Serious Inquiry only please. nothing half-assed DROP ME A LINE PEOPLE!!!!!

Oklahoma
Well another 2 week trip to Oklahoma. I hate going to Oklahoma - miss my family, my friends and my Baby. I had a wonderful weekend at home with everyone - I have some of the very best friends and the greatest family in the world.

Oklahoma Girls Blogs!!!
Think about this: If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone-----YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM !!!! Will we still be the Country of choice and still be America if we continue to make the changes forced on us by the people from other countries that came to live in America because it is the Country of Choice?????? Think about it! All we have to say is, when will they do something about MY RIGHTS? I celebrate Christmas...........but because it isn't celebrated by everyone.............we can no longer say Merry Christmas. Now it has to be Season's Greetings. It's not Christmas vacation, it's Winter Break. Isn't it amazing how this winter break ALWAYS occurs over the Christmas holiday? We've gone so far the other way, bent over backwards to not offend anyone, that I am now being offended. But it seems that no one has a problem with that. This says it all! This is an editorial written by an American citizen, published in a Tampa, FL Newspaper. He

Oklahomans Unite
All the OKLAHOMA ladies come and post a comment here so we know you really are alive and well here at Fubar. Keep me in the loop we are all from the same state...lol So I see you all out there from Oklahoma but never see much postings out of you. Come here and post some stuff so we know you are alive and well. Also will help me fan all my Oklahoma ladies out there....

Oklahoma Ice Storm
OKLAH0MA CITY WAS HIT WITH A MAJOR ICE STORM THIS WEEKEND. I AM ONE OF THE 28.000 OR MORE WITH OUT POWER. AFTER BEING HOME ALL NIGHT AND ALL DAY WITH NO POWER I DECIDED TO COME TO MY MOM'S FOR THE NIGHT, NOT SURE WHEN MY POWER WILL BE BACK ON. I DO HAVE PICS OF THE STORM AS SOON AS I GET BACK HOME AND EVERYTHING SETTLES DOWN I WILL SHARE THEM WITH YA'LL...MORE OF THIS CRAP IS SUPPOSED TO HIT OVER NIGHT. GREAT JUST WHAT I DON'T WANT!! BUT ANYWAY WE ARE ALL OK (ME AND MY KIDS)..JUST WANTED TO LET THE PPL I TALK TO KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON...I'LL BE ON HERE FOR A FEW HER COMPUTER SUCKS!!

Ok Ladys Read This Plz
ok for the record yes im single but you need to be also no married women or involved women either sorry but dont need extra bullshit why should you peace out oh and rate me as well and ill return the favor thankx

Oklahoma Bound
IT IS OFFICIAL I AM LEAVING UTAH TODAY AND WON'T BE ONLINE FOR A FEW DAYS . I AM MOVING TO OKLAHOMA. I GOT A DREAM JOB OF A LIFETIME. (WELL AT LEAST FOR ME). IT WILL BE BARN WITH OVER 25 HORSES AND 30 COWS AND THEY HAVE A HOUSE ON PROPERTY FREE OF RENT PLUS UTILITIES, LETTING ME BOARD MY HORSES AND THEN PAY STARTING AT 700 A MONTH. FOR SPENDING. FARM FEATURES THIS IS A TOP NOTCH REIGNING RANCH. 150 X 300 OUTDOOR SLIDING TRACK, 2 INDOOR ARENAS, INDOOR ROUND PEN, ELECTRIC HORSE WALKER, 40 STALLS, BREEDING LAB, 18 STAR MARE HOTEL, AND SEVERAL LARGE TURN OUTS. I AM NOT NO FAKE COWBOY OR I WOULDNT BE DOING THIS!!!

Oklahoma
You are from Oklahoma if... 1. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah, and Chickasha. 2. You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are sissies. 3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel. (soooooooo true!) 4. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. 5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. 6. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade. 7. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks. 8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals. 9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent. 10. You measure distance in minutes. 11. You refer to the capital of Oklahoma as "The City." 12. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash. 13. Little smokies are something you serve only for specia

Oklahoma Bar
A Texan walks into an Oklahoma bar,and he sees a sign that says... "If you can make my donkey laugh you win a $1000.00." He asks the Bartender if this was true,the Bartender says "Sure it is". The Texan walks over to the donkey and whispers in the donkey's ear. The donkey sets down on the floor and starts laughing and kicking something fierce. The bar keep pays the Texan a $1000.00. Two weeks later The Texan comes back in and sees a another sign that says, "If you can make my donkey cry you win $5000.00" The Texan asks the Bartender if this was true, he says "Sure it is". So he asks the bartender if he could take the donkey out side.The Bartender says "Sure you can".So the Texan and the donkey go outside. About five minutes later they come back in and the donnkey is just bawlin and squallin. The Bartender pays the Texan his $5000.00 The Bartender is awful curious, so he asks the Texan what he said to the donkey. The Texan said well, the First time I told him I had a bigger

Oklahoma
SOo i have to go to oki whats exactly there when i think of oki i think of grain,j/k na oki is awesome when you find out were you wanna go . na im lying ive been there before big whoop what eva . well guess i goto go back omg . im so scarewd ha ,ever seen that movie delervernce or some omg please i dont want that . man im crazy any i'll like it out there

Oklahoma Juggalos And Juggalettes
under the covers where the boogie man creeps we all come out to walk the streets we never knew this day would come where all the juggalos and juggalettes all come out to play with our hatchets and are faygo drinks we hear all the shit say they dont like us so fuck them anyway we just care if they like us or not just because are faces are painted and we wear all black doesnt mean shit to us on what u say motherfuckers theres more juggalos and juagglettes everyday ......................THEY KNOW THAT WE ARE THE TRUE FAMILY

Ok Lets Do This Fu-bee's
OK HERES THE DEAL NATURAL WITCH IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE AND IN NEED OF FU-BUCKS SHE IS STILL TRYING FOR THE SPOTLIGHT AND IT WOULD BE SO AWESOME IF WE COULD MAKE THIS HAPPEN FOR HER.... ALL IT TAKES IS A FEW OF YOUR BUCKS TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN SHE IS SUCH A SWEET FRIEND TO HAVE ... CAN WE PLEASE HELP HER REACH HER GOAL OF GETTING SPOTLIGHT WE CAN DO THIS BY SENDING BUCKS OR RATES COMMENTS AND THING TO GIVE HER POINTS WILL HELP HER BUCKS ADD UP SO PLEASE SHOW SOME LOVE . HERE IS HER LINK LETS SHOW THE LOVE ~Natural_Witch~ *Club F.A.R.*@ fubar This message brought to you by the one and only ¢¾Tsisquoga¢¾ @ ¢¾ Cherokee God Mama ¢¾ Owner Of Club F.A.R. #1 Family on FuBar ~ d.s.c.@ @ fubar (repost of original by '¢¾ Cherokee God Mama ¢¾ Owner Of Club F.A.R. #1 Family on FuBar ~ d.s.c.' on '2008-05-07 18:35:29') (repost of original by '® Make me be good!' on '2008-05-07 19:34:15')

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Ok Naked Rocker>>just For You...
(If you are reading this, you should repost it. I'm curious what others will say! ....At the very least, leave me a comment letting me know you saw it!) ================================================================================================== What is it that you absolutely need sexually? lots of kisses..everywhere.. What is something you have always wanted to try? hmmmm....good question...sex on the beach..literally. What is something you have never done in bed before? see above What time of day do you like to have sex? IT is hard to manage with kids...soooo...I say late late at night. What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? Kisses while his hands are in my hair. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? LMAO....It depends on how frisky I am. If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? Makes me quieter...lol Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach

Ok Need Some More Love Lol
I LOVE YOU GUYS THANKS FOR ALL THE LOVE EACH OF YOU HAVE I HAVE NOW 762 I THINK ON MY COMMENTS NEED TO GET TO 8000 PLEASE KEEP THE COMMENTS COMING!! LET ME KNOW IF THERE IS ANYTHING I CAN HELP YOU!!! THANKS CHERRY FRIENDS AND FANS!!

Ok Now Deal Wit Me
Throwing in my hat into the ring I have some things on my mind that are really bothering me but I'm sure you all really don't give a shit but I'm gonna run my mouth about it anyhow because I can!!!!!!!! I have had and still have the pleasure of talking to people from all walks of life on the internet. I am good friends with some others are just people that I chat with on an occasion. Regardless of how I know them it is always a pleasure and an honor to call them my friends. Now here is what I am finding out from some as time goes by. I have every once in awhile had a debate if you want to call it that or just two friends bitching to each other. I didn't realize that for the most part people from other countries feel that we as Americans are not being told everything we need to know about other countries, not that in mind here was my argument on my own behalf. I may not watch the news because I'm tired of everytime I turn the news I see this child molested or this person killed. It dep

Ok,not Fun
Fuck this shit,you fuck with my head,telling me what you think I want to hear,but it's all lies!!I catch you,pictures and letters,the absence of your phone calls.Yet you profess love as you use my every breath to your advantage,hoping to keep me blind.Wolves do not do well in cages or on the end of chains.I won't be chained.I'll fight this obsession you've cultivated in my heart.When the soul is bruised by the betrayal,the wolf will snap.I refuse to swallow your destructive serum.You'll cease your laughing at me when the blood on your hands is your own.When you've been fed your own torments then you'll understand the way I thrash inside my shackles and chains.Taking in your poison as it flows through my veins.My rationality lost as I go blind in my rage.You Betrayed Me!You cut my heart out to set on your wedding feast,while I am held fast,unable to act.But when I have freed myself,you'll regret your dishonor.The blood will flow,mine and yours will mingle as you tore me apart,I will ha

Ok- Nothing Has Worked So...
Here's the NEW deal with asking me to unlock or get into my family: YOU WILL be BLOCKED. That's it. No response from me, no reason given. You will simply lose access completely to my profile and pictures. if you send a mail, you will be blocked both by mail and your profile. so, unless you want to lose ALL of the pictures, i suggest you pay attention and STOP FUCKING ASKING. This goes into effect at 9am CST, 9/20. If you ask me in the next 20 minutes, i will simply curse you out til your ears bleed. Also, requests to rate pictures: if you want me to rate your shit, you better have rated more than my NSFW's... if you need help levelling, start rating shit that matters. take responsibility for your own damn points. if you do rate sfw's and you need help levelling, ask me by shouts. if i don't recognize your name by the people scrolling by my bar, you better come up with a damn good reason why i don't. keep in mind, i have minor insomnia so the excuse "i did it at 3am

Ok Ok Ok
I'll be cleaning up my pictures. Vote for your favorite one!! whichever has the most comments will stay. the ones that dont, will be deleted. also there is a nice little reward for the one that votes the most!!! a 7 day blast!!!!! care to take that chance???? ;-) so vote for you favorite pics!!!!! Thanks!!! went to the doctor. he wants another set of mri's done in case something might have changed for the worse since I had them done last year. then he wants to do this electric shock procedure where they stick needles in my body and electricute me and pinpoint which nerve it is. and yes that part is real painful I hear. then he wants me to be put in this s & m type bondage stuff where I hang from the door for 20 minutes 6 times a day in hopes it might straighten itself out. with that in mind Im lortabbed the shit up and going to bed. peace luv and crabs ryawolf

Ok Ok I Lied
i said i was gonna lock the next album or two to family, but this was a much shorter shoot than i had planned on... damn corset snapped when i went to put it on, so that kinda cut out part two... so anyway, you guys have been awesome rating these past couple days, it truly is appreciated. the albums posted tonight are the night after my birthday and the aptly named NEW PICS album... lol ... hopefully i'll think of something else fun for the next shoot... til then these will have to tide you over ;) Much Love, Sin

Ok Ok Next Week Then
As ya'll know, or should by now i'm working on deleting friends without salutes (for those with a problem with it, you're probably one of the reasons i am, get over yourselves and live with it)... anyhow it's a tedious process and i'm done dealing with it for this week, about 1000 were deleted. i'm going away this weekend and plan to enjoy myself so i'm taking tomorrow and friday off of my little deleting spree and plan to just catch up with some friends when i'm around. i'm having major issues sleeping and because of this i'm VERY prone to missing shouts. please do not think i'm ignoring you, i'm just missing alot of shit... if i do it repeatedly i'm probably afk. as for tonight i'm writing a quick family only blog after this and going to bed, so please guys catch me tomorrow not tonight :p Love ya, Sin

Ok, Ok.. I Am Tagged!
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? pocket 2. Your significant other? mine 3. Your hair? long 4. Your mother? great 5. Your father? nutty 6. Your favorite thing? guitars 7. Your dream last night? scary 8. Your favorite drink? Absinthe 9. Your dream/goal? tour 10. The room you're in? store 11. Music? passion 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? alive 14. Where were you last night? Pub 15. What you're not? lazy 16. Muffins? eat 17. One of your wish list items? beer 18. Where you grew up? Pennsylvania 19. The last thing you did? sneeze 20. What are you wearing? jeans 21. TV? DVR 22. Your pets? cats 23. Your computer? suck 24. Your life? Crazy 25. Your mood? tired 26. Missi

Ok Ok
ok, so a while back i posted a mumm on if i should do porn or not. the answer was 100% yes i should, soooooooooo guess what? I'm gonna do porn! lol I'll be dong live web cam stuff with a friend as well as film. yea yea before ya'llsay anything, my fu wifey already knows. so those of you who think they can go running and snitch me out, HA SUKA! the jokes on you, cuzz i hide nothing from her! If ya'll wanna know where we can be seen just ask an i might tell. Happy humping everyone!

Ok.. Poems
I am a total blogger... I write what I feel... I had to close my myspace account down to be for friends due to prying eyes and hateful people... so lets try this again shall will... Me, myself and.......myself...... I am going to try this.. I think that by doing this I can get alot of things off my chest. So lets start out by saying..... If you don't like what I post then....GET OFF MY BLOG.... this is my blog.. and I would appreciate.. if you left my blog, if this is not to your liking.. Thank you....... Ok, I have temper...I am trying to get into check. I use to be a hit first, ask questions never type of girl. I'd like to think I grew out of that but, sometimes my temper does get the best of me. I am Pagan. Lets get that out in the open now. I DO NOT sacrifice goats or eat babies. I do, however, give thanks to the God and Goddess. I would not be here and be in this station in this life, had it not been for my path. I use to be angry. I use to be spiteful. I found my

Ok,question For The Ladies
Just wondering,why is it that guy's leave nice comments on ladies pics all the time,but we don't get the love back?? It just seems like they have a problem making comments.I mean I take the time to make comments on ladies pics all the time. Can the ladies answer this for me??

Ok Seriously,...lmao!!!!
ok ok ok I try to be very fair and open minded about a lot of things in this life,.... however if this is all the effort your putting in - no matter your limited capabilities of the mental order,....please go ahead and save you and me both some time and go on to someone else! thanks,..... ok ilove you baby i kiss you baby i whant sleep whith you yes you rre vergin i have marry you i whant you to be you husband wife i whant to talke you? hxxxxm_pxxxxe@lxxe.fr ok baby.......xxx LMFAO and uh just for the record here,...no you dont love me, no your not kissing me, u can keep right on whanting lol to sleep with me, no i rre not a vergin, and i do believe i would much rather chew my own leg off with hot sauce then to marry you,.... but thanks for the half hour of laughter at your expense - have a nice day!

Ok So I Finally Decided To Do This
I have decided that opening up to people is a stupid idea. No matter how long you've been feeling something or wanted to tell someone something do it right away or not at all. If you possibly find a person that ( wow word's can;t describe the thought's i'm thinking) Don't blow them off just because your not sure how they feel or would feel about something just tell them. I've had a person in the back of my mind that i never told until recently and I didn't know how they felt. But over the past at least two years. I'm sure that i've hurt this person greatly. why couldn't i have realized what was there sooner. Why couldn't i have taken the chance. Yeah my head's getting all jumbled I'm done.

Ok, So I'm Back :)
I deleted all my stuff today...even started getting rid of the friends and fans...due to a big situation at the old homestead, I was going to delete and rid myself of the CT profile :( After long discussion and some careful thought, I have decided to stay for the time being :) So I hope that all my friends and fans can come on out and show me a little love over the next couple days...I need to regain some of my points and re-add some of my contacts on here...if you think you know me, or just want to be friends, let mwe know and I will add you or fan you...I will rate you pic for pic...and yes, that is a challenge...so if you rate my pics, I will rate and comment every one of your pics back :) And I know some of you....that could be a lot of rating and typing on my part :P So help me back into the fold....add me, rate me, fan me, friend me...I will absolutely help you out whenever or whatever you need done :) Thanks xoxoxox

Ok So I Keep Getting This Same Question..... Why Do You Have The Private Pics Album If You Dont Want Anyone To See Them?
Ok so I keep getting this same Question..... why do you have the private pics album if you dont want anyone to see them? The answer is.... it's not that I don't let anyone see them, it's the fact that I don't let JUST ANYONE see them. Big difference. I do not trust everyone on this site, so when I develope a "friendship" with someone I will allow them to see. There are too many bastards out there that RIP pictures and Use them in an unmannerly way. Sorry if you thought you were going to get a quick peek, but I do not know you and I have yet to get to know you.Hope this did not offend you, and if it did then I hope you have a good time on Cherry Tap and I will probably not talk to ya anymore. Thanks for taking the time to read this.

Ok....so I Finally Got It
So I have spent the last 8 months or so trying to finally get myself moving forward with my life. I mean really forward, you know, REAL job, contributing something REAL to society and all that jazz. The focus of these efforts has been on law enforcement positions, and I finally got it nailed down. I recently started working for the Caddo Parish Sheriff's Dept. in Shreveport, LA. So on this day I simply say, here's to getting on with life already.

Ok So I Messed Up
Ok I don't understand what the deal is with people on here I didn't do a damn thing wrong and yet they think they gotta block my ass.. Hello I am a nice person and don't usually step on toes... My friend Jow un-blocks me then turns around and re-blocks me the next day for no apparent reason.. Ya know if your gonna block me have a reason why... I didn't do nothing to you and if I did then I would understand but whatever obviously your not someone I need to be friend's with if you do that kind of shit to a so-called friend Peace out peeps Always and Forever Heather There Is No Arizona (Back to Top) He promised her a new and better life, out in Arizona Underneath the blue never ending sky, swore that he was gonna Get things in order, he'd send for her When he left her behind, it never crossed her mind There is no Arizona No painted desert, no Sedona If there was a Grand Canyon She could fill it up with the lies he's told her But they don't exist, those dreams he sold

Ok So I Fucked You!!!!
Ok so i do flirt alot and have alot of fun doing it,(who doesnt?) And i might even stray and share myself with you but **please remember** I WAS JUST HAVING FUN!!!! MS GOODY is MY WIFE!!!! and i go home to her every night not you!! I am going to be faithful to her from now on but i love flirting so how do i do this its called flirt and leave it at that so there you have it!!! I love all you ladies on my friends list so feel free to flirt but remember thats all it is >>>>>.....Loves reapher

Ok So
ok so this is my first time on here i just want to say a few things I am obsessed with saosin I like to make new friends I'm soooo gangsturr!(no im not );lolz :( sooo leave me a comment sometime and i will get back to ya!!**wink wink**

Ok, So Pay Attention
Let me just inform you of my take on this place... I am not interested in the rating games. I don't care to go around rating people based on their appearances and think it's quite lame to do so. Now if you're nice enough to rate me above a 5, I will return the favor, since I know that's probably why you're on here. If however you rate me a 5 or lower, of course I'm going to go see who thinks they're the shit lol And quite frankly it's pretty shocking when I do.... Apparently I'm supposed to know that guys with gboi in their name are gay.... hmmm ok... so I'm not supposed to be offended when one rates me low... fine, whatever... yet it IS ok for him to get offended when I rate him low back... double standards now I see... I ask why's he rating women then if he's gay.... he was bored... OOOHHHH that explains everything! *rolls eyes* Yet I'M the childish one when I inform him that I personally don't rate if I can't be nice... WHATEVER... I think the whole rating system is childish

Ok So..
Im just curious isnt there a real man out there who wants a June cleaver type woman??? I swear lol I think men have grown out of wanting a woman who is perfectly happy taking care of them... so im thinkin bout making a my hot friends photo album whatcha think? do these cheesy ass pick up lines bug anyone else?? come on if you're ganna come at me at least be original lol!!!

Ok So I Am New, But Im Cute
Ok so this is my first time here, still trying to get the hang of things so dont get offended if i cont contact you right away!! LOL I have been spending alot of my time over at a site called wildlocal where i post my erotic stories and videos, if you want to check them out im on there under kjallen..anyways, but this place seems cool too!! getting virtually drunk?! I mean c'mon how fun is that..well besides the real thing!! LOL anyways..ill get the hang of this site eventually so i hope to talk to ya soon

Ok So I Am Intrigued
Ok. So call me silly but I just watched the syncronized swimming and I have to say I was amazed. What those women are capable of doing I now have left the group of people who thought it was a silly sport and now consider it a true sport and these women true athletes. The stuff they were doing with their bodies was amazing and it was fun to watch. So to all of you who think this sport is garbage take a second look.

Ok...so A Girl ( Thats Me) Joins This Fubar Place...
If you're a cyber perv, don't even bother. Thanks! OK...so.. I went into my first chat room here today. I lasted a whole 5 minutes. I had the keen suspicion I had fell into the Marilyn Manson fanclub of rejects club. I mean, is there anyone over 25 around? And why are the girls using pics of them with their tits hanging out as their avatar? I mean, can we say e-whore any better then that? Ta ta!

Ok So Here Is The Thing...
Ok now i know some of you may disagree with me on this one but everyone is entitled to their own opinions.I just feel that things has changed so much on here no one is as interested in Fubar as they once was.Me personally i don't see the need for the changes but as everything now nothing stays the same.Everyone always looks for a reason to change to make things better in their opinions but in others opinions it may be worse than what it was.Part of that is because we get so adapt to they way things are that we don't like the change because its different.Anyways a lot of people has left Fu and more drop off everyday.I use to spend a lot of time on here now my time on here is very scarce.I have made a lot of friends on here and lost a lot also.To those who do still stand by and wait for me to get on just to say hi i envy you.I truly love and miss a lot of yall.Its just something i wanted to get off of my chest.Thanks for reading yall really are awesome and has made my time on Fubar very

Ok , So I Got A Got Girlfriend` Read More.....
I have been with here for now 2 1/2 yrs. and I just cant handle it anymore with her. She is just so jealous of me ,and etc.... Long story but will tell ya if ya wanna know? yes I do love her and she loves me , but I did experience with other men and she experienced with other men alsowhile we were together and still are till day ,but she is so jealous of me on the computer, I think she needs to grow up and grow a back bone , What do you say? I am coming so close to leaving this woman , What ya say? Please tell me your thoughts. Thanks , Sincerely, David Michalski aka Coldwaters Finest

Ok So New To This Thing
Ok so I'm sort of new to a lot of this. I'm in that dreadfully long process of separation and the whole thing with final negotiations and what not. I'll post more about that when we see through to the conclusion coming soon. So now the other process of getting back out into the scene so to speak and while everyone seems to say that they want the nice guy, I'm quickly learning that the old adage about nice guys finishing last, well there's much of that that seems to hold true. So I'm beginning to rethink this nice guy shit as it's just not paying off. Hell, thinking back it doesn't seem to have paid off over time anyway so why the hell not. What seems to be out there? A lot of medical staffers. People that work shift work and end up with the mids. Obviously, my heart goes out to them. They are there at all hours of the night while people go do stupid stuff and get injured and go to the ER because no matter how bad they screw themselves or others up it's all fixable, right? Oh

Ok. This Is My First Time Creating A Blog.help Me Understand What I Do.
Ok, This is a little confussing for me to do. I went into create a blog and it ask me for the name of the blog and then it post it without a spece to put the blog. Now I get to this screen and start typing. I guess I will figure it out huh. LOL

Ok This Star Did What???
Tim McGrawTim McGraw was absolutely stuffed after a dinner at Vaticano near Toronto ... and he proved it to photogs outside his hotel. Tim and wife Faith Hill dined with country crony Reba McEntire for three hours -- and the father of three was feeling pretty darn perky afterward -- unveiling his belly for passersby and paparazzi. Make it four? Just to see you smile. NOW I SAW THIS PIC TODAY ON A COUPLE OF BLOGS. THIS ONE HAS ME LMAO. IS MISS B PACKING???????????? LOL. OK THIS IS TOO MUCH & LIKE WHO TOOK THIS PIC? & LIKE WHY AM I POSTING IT????? I DON'T KNOW BUT I THINK EVERYONE WILL EITHER LAUGH OR GET OFF ON IT. LET ME KNOW WHAT U THINK. THIS COCO DIVA IN THE HOUSE Posted Jun 4th 2007 1:16PM by TMZ Staff Filed under: Celebrity Justice TMZ has learned that actor Shemar Moore was arrested early Friday morning on suspicion of DUI in Los Angeles. According to the CHP arrest report obtained by TMZ, the former "Young and the Restless" star was pulled over afte

Ok This Sucks
Ok during happy hour I dump almost a thousand rates on stashes infact I used them all when I check on home and saw the points I had I didnt even get one third of the points that I should have.Now this is bullsh-t something has to be done to stop this injustice being done to us..That you for lettin me sound off.

Ok Thats Nice
lost is something i say win i cant see the end o f something im simpel an littel slow some time bti keep going i need something i jest cant getthaw i ty to look at my life an see a way bt jest cant eny mor the ? is how dus a singl dad find love im open to eny thing that mite help well a nuther day gos by not much has changed people akt like thay wont to see u thin thay dont call u back thay dont say enything y dont thay jest tell u thats better than nuthing can eny one tell me y

Ok This Is Sad And You Know Im " D-o-n-e " I Have Changed Moderator Right's As Of Today
ITS SAD I INTRUST SOME TO BE MODERATORS IN " MY LOUNGE " AND AS OF YESTERDAY SOMETHING CHANGED , WILL GUESS WHAT SO THE FUCK HAVE I . : some one the page changing something some one delete the player link to ur streaming site it does not even try to load......bet link is gone fo player WELL , THEIR ARE LESS MODERATORS NOW , SINCE SOME ONE WANTS TO BE ASSHOLE , GUESS WHAT IM NOW A TOTAL BITCH " BITE MY LOVING SWEET CHEROKEE ASSSET. " FYI IM NOW JOINED WITH SILVER DOLLAR SALOON OWNED BY TOMMY TY SO MUCH HUN AND BIGDAWG69 "

Ok This Has Got To Stop !!!
Ok This Hs Got To Stop !! People Need To Grow The Fuck UP !!! Here is your truth .. I got into Summer Contest She is a friend and has been for a very long time .. I Told Rock On About it he asked me if he could get in and if i could help keep him in second place he wanted the vip ..So wedesday i called him on the phone from my cell from work and told him that i would help level him past me casue the one is first place is a shadow leveler and that being in a family they are hard to beat ..And i have nothing against family groups on here there great im just not here enough to help a family bomber or leveler group.. after i sat there bombing him with my account to make him pass me he got greedy and wanted 1st place i told him wtf if i knew that i wouldnt have wasted my comments on him i would have keep going on my own that wasnt the deal..so instead of trying to battle with him and the other people he had on his page that was doing all the lieing i stopped all together on friday no bombin

Ok Then...
so i told him that i love him and that we can't see each other anymore i told him it's tearing me apart and i can't do it i can't be an "at arm's length" girl i can't wait around for him to be ready hell we're not even talking about marriage we've already tried that i can't pretend to "just be friends" with someone i'm in love with i can't "just hang out" with someone i used to spend my life with not when i still match them all everyone i'm with to him i can't wait for him to clear his head when it tears me up inside each time he walks away i'll be okay though i lowered my standards i don't try to be happy anymore i just try to stop being miserable. ~sinamynlee i can smile if you want me to tell jokes and dance that won't make really make either of us happy i can cry if i have to scream obscenities and stomp my feet that won't really change a damn thing i can pray to gods i don't believe in seeking forgiveness and strength that won't m

Ok This Is It......the Time Has Come
Ok the time has come for me to say goobye to fubar. Too much drama here and more than I care for. I am not online anymore anyways and there is no reason to keep my acct here when I dont use it for nothing. For those that know me, you know how to reach me. Good writtens Amy

Ok Turkz For You
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? THERE 2. Your significant other? INSIGNIFICANT 3. Your hair? MEDIUM 4. Your mother? MOMMY 5. Your father? MISSED 6. Your favorite thing? LOVE 7. Your dream last night? AWAKE 8. Your favorite drink? COLD 9. Your dream/goal? LAUGH 10. The room you're in? QUIET 11. Music? BLUES 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? EARTH 14. Where were you last night? HELL 15. What you're not? DISHONEST 16. Muffins? YUMMMMMM 17. One of your wish list items? PEACE 18. Where you grew up? PHILLY 19. The last thing you did? TYPED 20. What are you wearing? SKIN 21. TV? RARELY 22. Your pets? LOVED 23. Your computer? SLOW 24. Your life? NICE 25. Your

Ok.. Warning.. I Am Pissed.
I have had enough, I am done keeping this inside. I need to let this out, and I don't give a good G.Damn if anyone doesnt like it!! Ok... Let me ask a question... Why is it that single mothers always end up having to clean up the bullshit messes that their ex's create??? ( And generally get ZERO CREDIT for doing so?? ) I recieved an email last week from my first husbands new wife saying that we may have to "reevaluate" his support payments because he has been cut down on hours at work. WELL EXCUSE ME.. BUT IT WAS * HIS * CHOICE TO QUIT HIS LAST JOB THAT PAID GOOD MONEY IN FAVOUR OF A JOB IN THE TOURIST INDUSTRY THAT EVERYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN STEM KNOWS ENDS UP CUTTING HOURS AFTER PEAK TOURIST SEASON ENDS. Maybe if the two of them grew a damn brain, stopped taking so many damn vacations, and saved that money instead of spending it all... and dipping into MY DAUGHTERS bank account to buy groceries for the two of them and THEIR KID... they would not be in this situ

Ok We Are All Pissed
Monday the price of gas was was $3.17. Today went up to $3.32. Just what the hell is going on with oil companies who are reaping all time ever profits. Now the news is saying it will settle down at $4.00 a gallon. Talk about price fixing. Some thing must change and I fear it will not until our elected officials change. Guess what nothing is going to change. The media I believe had a hand by keep stating how much fuel cost in Europe compared to America.

Ok What Beauty Is Or Is Not
lets see what people want in a partner!!!!!!!!!! OK people lets find out what people think of beautiful sexy ladies what makee a ladie beautiful and sexy Me personaly love a woman with some maturity which comes with AGE and the Hollywood sexy does not work for me I like a woman with some meat on her so I dont feel like im going to break her so lets hear it guys and gurls let it all ot

Ok Who Knows What...
There's a picture in my albums here... with a bunch of medications in it. Now those prescriptions are ALL mine... Jason, don't answer this, lol... I'm watching alot of you talk about making money off the scripts... now, my question to all of you is.. who can name the drugs in there (besides zyprexa, that's written on the bottle :p )...? and who knows what they're for...? (aka what's wrong with me :p ) i'll edit this with the answers tomorrow ;) Sin P.S. first person with the correct answer to each question will get their page rated (pictures/stash/blogs)

Ok, What Do You Think
Ok, so i wanna pose a question to the world. more particularly to all you single, or "semi single" people out there. Do you really enjoy being single. I mean sure maybe a few years ago when you were 18 19 or 20 yeah, bein single was fine then. cuz you were in college or you were getting your carreer started, or you were takeing that break in europe. whatever, anyway, now....now do you enjoy being single? Now that your 24 25 or 26 or older? Now that your out of college, now that your carreer is started and off and running, and your "too old" to be seen at some of those party scenes you went to back in the day, now do you really enjoy that single status, no ring havein, sleepin with people every night but still always wakein up alone status? I pose to you that i really hate bein single now. I wish i could find that girl, that one that will last a lifetime. but i think that is my problem. I think that because i am so ready for commitment that i come on too strong and scare away a perfect

Ok Wtf
ok this been on my mind all fucking day. and the more i think about it the madder i get about it. i can talk sing and worship anything other then christmas and jesus in our public school. ok fyi for u specail few separation of church and state isnt meaning that u cant worship there it means the church is not allowed to control the govt. do u realise everything to do with chrustmas has been removed from the school only thing left is the two weeks that is now called the holidays. with no mention iof christmas, or god. but they do mention quansa and every other damn religious belief but christmas and god himself. ok dont get me wrong im no a bible thunper but if we r to have a choice in matters why not in what our kids learn from other cultures since theyve made sure they dont learn ours???? last i looked the dollar bill said in god we trust not budda or alliah. i dont celebrate quansa or anything else but christmas. but hey u can say happy honika in school and if i say merry christmas im

Ok Wtf?
ok i know im new at fubar and all but i was just rating someones photos and it said i was rating to fast and said ignored or something like that! we just got a new computer and it runs really fast it dont take a mear moment to rate someones photos wtf did i do something wrong?

Ola Flowers
Chief cook Meat and I created the decision to hop on a aircraft with 36 of our nearest close relatives and get wedded in Spain! Of course the 1st thing we mentioned was our perspective, secondly our funds and objectives, and lastly our wants and desires. After we had a manage on the factors most essential to us like the foods (of course), an excellent place for the marriage and wedding reception, and vicinity to the town middle in Spain's capital we began looking for help. I Researched marriage organizers in Spain's capital and discovered a few, created some phone calls, and created the decision on Get wedded to Me in The country. Location wedding brides are Carole's specialised. We loaded out a marriage set of questions, sent a few e-mails about what we as a several thought about and then we were on our way through marriage wedding preparing 101. To us having a good way near the sea, being enclosed by all factors Language, and having an awesome evening food selection was on the top o

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Ola People!!
IM WAITING ON GETTING MY LISCENCE BK BUT FOR A LONG TIME IVE JUST BEEN BIDING MY TIME ON THIS PUTER.... ILL FIND ANY REASON TO GO SUMWHERE WHN I GET IT BACK I DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN RIGHT NOW SEPT PUTER, SMOKE N GET TRASHED... GREAT EH? LOL OK.. I DONT KNOE MANAY PPL ON HERE.. BUT TO EVERYONE SO YALL KANT SAY U DIDNT KNOE... I AM PARALYZED FROM KNEES DWN.. I TOTALED MY KAR ON GOOD FRI OF 05'..... SO SURPRISE!! U KAN RUN IF YA WANT NOW... LOL.... SWEET IF YA DONT THOUGH !! YEA

Old
Sorry I was Never Enough..."To all the girls who look past nice guys". ** ** *I'm sorry That I bought you roses To tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect Not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough To "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry That I open your car door, And pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough To be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; Not an ass I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account To buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home Cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you Like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, But never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, But when we went out you went home

An Old 1
I wonder do they see the pain within his soul Do they see the broken heart of the child I wonder do they see the hate and rage that he hides Do they see the sadness in his eyes I wonder do they see the hurt and the fear The anger and the hate I wonder do they see his longing to be held Do they see him fight back the tears that he so desperately wants to cry I wonder do they see the cuts and scrapes Do they see him wanting a real home a place to call his own I wonder do they see do they really

Old
Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life. Well at least not stupid. Drunk seems to be getting pretty easy to live with. A lot of things seem to make me yearn for the painless oblivion of really intense, hardcore drunkenness these days. I have the best job in the known universe, truly. I work with awesome people, wear shorts and flip flops at my leisure, set my own hours, and make pretty damn good money. Yet, everyday when I leave work I face the ridiculous choice of either getting drunk (often on generic, store brand blackberry brandy, or the like) or opening an artery and watching all my worries drain thickly out onto the carpet of my car, filling in the cigarette burns and slowly but steadily staining the door panels a vaguely morbid but curiously soothing crimson hue. Why? Well, in truth, there exists no plausible explanation. Of course there are things I have to deal with. Whining customers and lackadaisical (borderline disrespectful) employees who take advantage of my gen

The Old And The New ...
To all my friends and fans, As I am starting to dig into 2007, I cannot help but look back on 2006. For me personally and professionally it was an amazing year. While I thought of the stuff I had done this past year I got a good laugh out of it all because some of it sounded really twisted and sick when put into list form. I mean, who else would have a list like this? In 2006: - Performed in front an audience of over 35,000 people in my hometown, Toronto, on New Year's Eve - Was seen by over 15 million people via a nationally broadcast T.V. special - Escaped from a steel vault being blasted with flamethrowers - Escaped from a Medieval torture manacle seconds before a drag car tore me apart - Was officially named, "The World's Most Extreme Escape Artist" by Ripley's Believe it or Not - Was featured in a full page spread on my career in the internationally distributed Ripley's book titled, "Expect the Unexpected!" - Did my first tour of Germany and the

Old Age Sex
At 70 years of age,JOE is dating Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new lover is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their first date she and Joe should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged lover may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the first date festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Joe, her 70 year old sweetheart ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Joe takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Joe Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the lovers are done, Joe kisses his sweetheart bids her a fond goodnight and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Joe is ba

The Old Age Of Life
Ever wonder why when women get older, they just get older. With the gray hair and gravity hitting really hard on the body. Then men they just seem to get better looking and more together looking. I mean please, when you got to wear support bras, because gravity hit, and you wonder where those 20 year old boobs went? Then you turn and look at your behind in the mirror and just don't quite remember it being that low before. Some how we got jipped on this aging thing! Heck we had to have the babies, and ruin what body we did have. Then run after them for 18 years + then cook and clean and work a full time job.. Why wasn't it the women who got to be the one.. just doesn't seem fair now does it?

Old Age
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN : 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! Thoughts for the weekend Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?

Old About Me
I'm not perfect,, i'm just the girl who tries to remain strong. i'm the girl who thinks she needs a little makeup && sometimes still has to fake confidence. i hate capital letters,, i'm really good at making messes,, and my feet often need oxygen. i'm still not sure if i fell in love at the right times but i wouldn't trade them. i still try to defend you to others even when i'm hurt. who doesn't like sleeping in? when u cry i wanna be the one u call,, its not easy being optimistic but it makes things easier. u may think i'm crazy but i love it. i'm not the other girls don't blame me for your past. i'm not worried about you thinking i'm young,, youth is beauty. i wanna be the one who changed your life forever [[that lasting memory]]. i admire someone who can accept how they feel n who they are and actually do something about it. if i don't risk it all i may never get what i want. right now life is changing all around me, && for once so am i. i'm making improvments. i want people in my l

Old Auctions And Contests
!!!!ENDS TODAY!!!! The Auction is now OPEN!!!! Stop by and bid on your fellow fubarians :) It will run from now until Feb 22nd at midnight eastern time! Be kind with the bidding :) Do not bid if you dont intend to pay... If anyone has any problems at all feel free to contact me and we'll get them resolved! ~*~The Fallen One~*~ Mistress of Daddy Lo~*~Fuowned by Domking123~*~Member of Az's Angels~*~@ fubar Happy Bidding!!! Here are your fellow fubarians up for auction this time. Click on a picture to bid on the person:

Old Age And Game Shows
Ive been stuck and unable to write for a bit but i had a thought process the other day that fired one of the many synapses i am unable to reach and here is what i found in the cobwebs of my dome. Running yes running .... there are lots of categories for running but i want to talk about two of them in this. One is the physical break and run people do from bad situations and just plain fear;be it fear of harm to yourself or fear someone else will be hurt. Two is the mental running or maybe best described as avoidance.This would be a problem for a lot of people. Some examples of physical running would be: my brother and I broke into this house to tie tape and glue this mans belongings together successful we broke and ran as the man walked in to view his stuff in a net on his ceiling and we didnt get to see anything else ... ha ha.Another would be when I broke and ran after thinking I had killed a man in a fight.... I ran back and took him to the hospital .... no charges filed bu

Old Age
Old Age, I decided, is a gift. I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometime despair over my body, the wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the sagging butt. And often I am taken aback by that old person that lives in my mirror, but I don't agonize over those things for long. I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become more kind to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend. I don't chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko that I didn't need, but looks so avante garde on my patio. I am entitled to a treat, to be messy, to be extravagant. I have seen too many dear friends leave this world too soon; before they understood the great freedom that comes with aging. Whose business is it if I choose

Old Account
I have an old account that I can no longer access because in the past 6 months that I have not used it I completely forgot my email address and password. So I had to make this account. Yeah :( www.fubar.com/lucki7z

Old And Foreign Coins
I collect of old coins, messed up or coins with mistakes and foreign coins. if anyone has or knows of anyone with old or foreign money they would like to give, sell or trade please let me know. just trying to advance my search. thanks again. just private messege me.

Ol Dating>^.^
OL dating is it worth the time? I am wonder why do ppl even bother? I tried and all I felt was utter loniness for that person across the country I think it's playing games with your mind and unhealty really....

Old Age Sets In
Yesterday was the best i've felt in over two weeks. I could see the light at the end of the mucus tunnel. The coughing had become better with longer intervals between fits and my nose didn't feel like i had one of those big red clown noses on it. I was feeling good! So i decided to get to sleep early and maybe get even better. Then the music started. At first i thought it was just a car with their stereo parked out front of my apartment. But i started recognizing the songs...Billy Fucking Joel!!! No respectable wanna be cool kid with a stereo this good would be tooling around listening to that crap. And it got worse. Next was the J. Geils Band, then came Whitesnake...it was mind numbing! So i got dressed and went outside to find this retard, but to no avail. No vehicle stereo was blasting this shit. There were lights on at a duplex with cars parked in front of it that i didn't recognize, so i assumated they were my culprits. There was no getting to the door for me so.... and here

Old Age It's Later Then You Think
Old age it's later then you think. Everything is farther away now then it used to be. It's twice as far to the coner and they added a hill. I notice I've given up running for the bus it leaves faster than it used to. It seems to me that they are making steps steeper than in the old days and have you noticed the smaller print they use in the newspapers? There is no sence asking anyone to read aloud.. everynone speaks in such a low voice I can scarcely hear them. Material in dresses is so skimpy especially around the hips. It's all but impossible to reach my shoe laces. Even people are changing they are much younger then they used to be when I was their age. On the other hand, people my age are much older than I. I ran into an old classmate the other day and she had aged so much she didn't remember me. I got to thinking about the poor thing while I was combing my hair this morning and I glanced in the mirror at my reflection and confound it, they don't make mirrors like they used to eit

Old Account Blocked
PLEASE STOP BY AND RATE MY AUTOS SOMEONE SEND ME, I'M UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING ON MY OLD ACCOUNT BUT WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU COULD HELP-I DONT WANT THEM WASTED:)PLUS YOU EARN DOUBLE PTS RATING THEM WITH YOUR 11'Z:p THANKS:) http://fubar.com/user/851332

Old Absinthe House
Old Absinthe House HAUNTED PLACES: JEAN LAFITTE'S OLD ABSINTHE HOUSE ADDRESS: 240 Bourbon Street, New Orleans, LA 70130. Web-Site: oldabsinthehouse.com LOCATION: THE 200 year old ABSINTHE HOUSE Bar has long been found on the corner of Bourbon St and Bienville St. Description: “EVERYONE YOU HAVE KNOWN OR EVER WILL KNOW, EVENTUALLY ENDS UP AT THE OLD ABSINTHE HOUSE” ".....But our business is with the heart of things; we must go beyond the crude phenomena of nature if we are to dwell in the spirit. Art is the soul of life and the Old Absinthe House is the heart and soul of the old quarter of New Orleans." This two-story, Spanish-style building that was constructed in 1806, is now owned by Tony Moran, who has three different service businesses in this building, making good use of its space. The outside of this building is very appealing, in great shape, as is the inside of this classic New Orleans structure. Coming through the front door, the visitor enter

Old Basic Journal Entries
The newspaper wrote a lovely article over him. He was an amazing friend and man. Never EVER argued about going to iraq. I think the only think most said was "I want to be home. I miss it there. " that was the total amoun of words said in his protest. But at his funeral yesterday (which i was unable to attend but would have gotten national news if i had been there due to beating someone down) there were protestors. People were unhappy that he was dead. I was too but i wouldn't protest. I was pissed because they didn't give him the burial he wanted. It was hard to know that while people were mourning his death and laying him to rest in his final place others were doing something to make him turn in his caskit. But none the less they wrote a beautiful article about his funeral. -City salutes fallen hero, son buried- Sig Christenson Express-News Military Writer Pastor Timothy Hoke stood silently at the podium at Faith Presbyterian Church, collecting his thoughts on a s

A Old Boyfriend
I old boyfriend of mine found me on here yesterday. I was shocked haven't seen or talked to him in about 15 years now. I do have to admist it was nice talking to him again. He was my first true love in my life.

Old But Funny
I wrote this awhile back but i still think its hilarous and decided to share it with you. Who knew while hungover i would be so entertaining. hope you enjoy! OK so i have learned i dont recover well from a night of drinking!Here i sit @ 7am in my flannel pj's (shirt wrong side out and i don't give a fuck) with the worst hang over I've ever had in my life. Wondering why i do this to myself. Then it hits i do it cause its fun while its happening and remind myself Tylenol will be my best friend for the better part of the day. I am pretty sure i atleast kept my clothes on while in public ( not positive though)! Not that some articles where not open at one point or another but they stayed in place ( as far as i remember), Till i got home and climbed in bed the first time. Friends showed up and wanted to continue partying so basicly i was adultnabbed. While there i had a feeling something was missing ( ever get those?) I'll be damned i got redressed but didnt put my underclothes back o