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Wkid1's Way
if u ever have one tru deep thought, think about ur life as it is and the family and friends u have in it! this makes u a very wealthy person to have such love! Even though a few can say they don't have this fortune if u really reconsider all u know in life and all the people u encounter how many of them r reaccurring? there is always someone thre in some form or fashion and that someone can b ur salvation and ur "leaning post" just the memory , the touch, or the kind words of a stranger can always make ur day brighter and seem with some meaning! Well at least this is for me may not b for every1 but this is my deep thought! So think about it and let me know what u think! thanx a million for all the friends and family that i have gained here on CT! Yall r the greatest and very appreciated by me! keep up the love as i will for u!!! kisses wendi HOW FAST IS TOO FAST FOR HAVING SEX? 68 BECAUSE AT 69 U JUST FLIP OVER AND EAT IT!! ROFLMAO!! Hey newest wyld thang on the blog! Give

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Wku March 5-16, 2007
I will part of a art show in the Mass Media Building at WKU. As part of March's Sexual Abuse Awarness Month. One of the professors at WKU put together a project with 14 abused women to help show that we are not alone. It will include a picture of each of us and a part of our interview that she also done. I can't wait to see what picture she chose for me considering she took almost 120...

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"It's simple, there are three rules," says Joel, one of the founders of the weekly game. "Rule number one: no cheating. Rule number two: no violence. Rule number three: rule number two can be broken if rule number one is broken."I had a birthday party for my son, and it was a poker party," says Armand of Ausiello's Fifth Street Grill, who lets me watch poker on the TV behind his bar. "It was unbelievable. Seventeen kids showed up and they each put in 10 bucks and played for nine hours. They had a great time. Some parents are worried about their kids playing poker, like it will turn into a huge gambling problem." He pauses and shakes his head."Poker is a game about people," he says, adjusting the TV's volume, "and this is something that gets kids to sit down and learn about each other instead of plugging into video games."

Wlz1989
Smoke inhalation killed the three young daughters and the mother of a New York advertising executive in a Christmas morning house fire in Stamford, the Connecticut Office of the Chief Medical Examiner said Wednesday.A fifth victim, Lomer Johnson, 71 years old, died from trauma to the head and neck, likely the result of a fall or being hit with an object as he tried to escape the blaze, the medical examiner's office said. canada goose outletMr. Johnson, who also suffered smoke inhalation, fell through a landing as he tried to rescue one of his granddaughters, authorities have said. All the deaths were ruled accidental. Stamford fire investigators have determined that improperly discarded fireplace embers sparked a blaze that gutted the home and became too intense for firefighters to save the victims. Officials have said a security and smoke-detection system for the 19th-century Victorian wasn't set up.The causes of the deaths were released as workers removed debris from the seaside prop

Wm3
Shortly after three eight-year-old boys were found mutilated and murdered in West Memphis, Arkansas, local newspapers stated the killers had been caught. The police assured the public that the three teenagers in custody were definitely responsible for these horrible crimes. Evidence? The same police officers coerced an error-filled "confession" from Jessie Misskelley Jr., who is mentally handicapped. They subjected him to 12 hours of questioning without counsel or parental consent, audio-taping only two fragments totaling 46 minutes. Jessie recanted it that evening, but it was too late— Misskelley, Jason Baldwin and Damien Echols were all arrested on June 3, 1993, and convicted of murder in early 1994. Although there was no physical evidence, murder weapon, motive, or connection to the victims, the prosecution pathetically resorted to presenting black hair and clothing, heavy metal t-shirts, and Stephen King novels as proof that the boys were sacrificed in a satanic cult ritu

Wmi Carbon Copy Pro
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Wmi Jay Kubassek
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There is no fallback plan for the Palestinians should their bid to gain international recognition for a state in New York fail next month, according to Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas. “We don’t have a Plan A, or a Plan B. We support negotiations, negotiations, negotiations … going to the U.N. is not a program … negotiations are the option,” said Abbas, responding to a question about what his Palestinian Authority would do should a United States veto derail internationalrecognition of a Palestinian state. Abbas was speaking in Beirut during a meeting with editors of Lebanese newspapers and media outlets at his residence at Habtoor Hotel in Sin al-Fil Wednesday night, burberry outlet during his two-day visit to Lebanon. Abbas visited Beirut to seek support for the Palestinian bid for U.N. membership in September, which will come as Lebanon serves as head of the Security Council, and departed Thursday, as violence erupted in the Gaza Strip between a Pa

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Wm3...michale Graves
Michale Graves WM3 WAD Statement November 12-19, 2006 has been designated West Memphis Three World Awareness Week. All across this country and internationally, people will coordinate and hold events to raise awareness for and support the fight to free Jason Baldwin, Jessie Misskelley Jr, and Damien Echols, innocent men, persecuted by men of law and power in West Memphis, Arkansas. Damien has been sentenced to death for a crime no one proved he committed. The awful reality of all this has also robbed the three young boys who were murdered the justice they deserve as well. Chris Byers, Steven Branch, Michael Moore and their families deserve justice, where there has been none so far. To what level of moral bankruptcy have we fallen? If we as a society turn our eyes away from Damien and these issues, how far has our judiciary system fallen that a court will allow killing a man on a procedural basis, rather than on the merit of his claims? No where is this fight more important

Wmsale1
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Wmwhite63
I have been on this site since my wife, dolphinmistress, invited me to join and i couldnt figure it out so she got on here and showed me what to do and now im not freshmeat anymore, i am a new cherry. I hope other people get on here and rate everyone that they look at no matter what the picture is. Everyone have fun and make some new friends on here because this is a cool site to be on.

Wnc Roll Call
hello everyone its time to do some house cleaning, the family grew so fast and so much has happend i dont know whos in the family now and not i know some was but i have seen them with the wnc name off of theres so i am asking for everyone pls if you are still in the family pls let me know by adding your profile link to this blog or this bullitan i will do this for a few days so pls get yours on here cause in a few days i will be updating the list and if i havent gotten one from you saying your still in family i will assume you are not and you will not be on list . i have to keep the list updated due to the great things we have coming to the family, and the featured members dont want to pick someone and them not be in the family so pls take just a few mins and do this for me ty all love ya embyr pls repost this Founder embyr~Lioness of The Flesh ~Co Founder of LDC Family~*~Founder of WNC Society~*~@ CherryTAP Co Founder/Family Reporter ¢ÓARCADIA¢Ó¢ÔWHIPS N CHAINS SOCIE

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Woah
I got a 2000 durango recently. Leaving work at midnight turning a corner on a wet road and fishtailed/180 onto a curb poping my 2 left tires. So FUCKING PISSED AND UPSET God dammit! NOONE EVER GIVES ME CREDIT FOR ANYTHING! They always think I cant do or wont! Always yelling at me calling me dumbass! And its everyone that does it. MY parents are getting better they are the most improved and my job they are also seeing that I can do things. But friends, my brother, other family members. They never give me credit or think I can do it and still treat me like im 10! Im fucking 18 yrs old! Will I ever get a break? I am going crazy!! I need some sanity!!!! HELP ME!!! lol

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Have any of you ever just seen or heard or even thought something that just makes you go WTF??? I was at the store today, and this woman had the nerve to buy her boyfriend's kid some candy, but when her own son asked for something, she said no because she just spent all of her money on the other kid. To me that's Fuxt up. I mean really. If people can't buy something like that for both of their kids or all of the kids that are with them, then they need not to buy it for any of them. That's just mean. How is someone going to put their own kid aside for someone else's kid jus to get laid???

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MJ hasn't seen The Matrix or anything from it, not even a little clip.... I can't believe this.... i seriously can't believe this.... who hasn't seem The Matrix! If you haven't seen The Matrix you are either a Jew or a communist!

#woctxphotog
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The Woes Of Turning Old
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The Wolf
The wolf wanders alone. Most think of him as the predator and avoid him or are leary. Others condem him for the actions of his ancestors and other wolves. Yes he desires the pack but the pack also brings competion and a certain trust. This wolf can not afford to be hurt again so he goes it alone, byhimself and drudges on. The few that do seek the frienship of this wolf, find a true friend and a loyal companion. He may not fully give himself to them because he knows that eventully he will be wandering alone again. This Wolf will protect at all cost those that are vulnrable to other preditors. And he will shed blood if needed. He lives by his own rules and and sometimes that leads him into deadly fields. But he has the cunningness and wisdom to always escape without to much of a scar. Oh yes his scars remind him of his past and make him leery of his future. But he keeps going. Is he a Hero or a misguided loaner? We shall see. Do not avoid the wolf,,,because he will avoid you if that is b

Wolf Songs
Two Wolves One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two wolves." "One is Evil. It is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, hate, superiority and ego." The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather, "Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."

Wolf's
Ok wow, I've been on here since Dec 30 2005 and i'm only on level 22...something is seriously wrong with this picture. I think i need to start hitting some more rates, comments etc. All i want for christmas is to get to level 25. I was workin rather hard when i first came on here but i think i slipped on some beer in one of the lounges and left for a while. I would ask how many people have been here 3 years and still aren't at level 25 (atleast) but i don't think the response would be to high at all. So what's this blog about? I don't know...just a blog with words that are meaningless and that are just here i guess. HAPPY HOLIDAY'S EVERYONE. I've been working on a site for a little while now...a fubar promotional type site.I remember working on a template awhile back and thought i could probably use it as a starting point.Enough on the blah blah blah and let say what i want to say...If anyone is interested, maybe you have a domain of your own and a hosting account or if not

Wolf Star
This was sent to me by my good friend Firewalker Empathy - what is it? 1. Empathy is the ability to recognize, understand and read the emotion of another person. A simple way of describing this would be to say you put yourself in anothers' shoes. You are literally doing this and in turn it could be said that you are resonating with the other person. Some people can do this voluntarily and others do it accidentally. The process involves the ability to read in others, the energy and subtle differences in frequency associated with the range of human thought and emotion. Most people don't understand how this process works but when it comes to helping others it's enough to just recognise you have a gift and that you are sensitive to others. 2. Empaths often have telepathic ability which means that your ability to 'read' is enhanced. Some empaths have a deep sense of 'knowing' which further enhances their ability to read another person. This is very useful because people are compl

Wolf Prints
Wow...this is like so weird! I have forgotten what its like to be a n00b somewheres..haha!Well I'll get this figgered out.I am only babbling here for a few minutes, cos I am waitin on somethin to d/l..so blah blah blah..hahahha!! Neways..g'nite all! Ugh I'm having withdrawals of a certain peep..~le sighs~ And no,I dont really have anything else to add. =P Super shy peep here! So I just pop off n on here,peeping around. I dont iggy anyone,just am really very shy.

The Wolf
There is at least one person on your CT list that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So lets play the fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a message saying "yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol this sH!T's funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies. There is at least one person on your CT list that wants to do u so!!! repost this as "Fuck or Pass" Don't be a bitch and not re-post it The Moon - History, Ritual & Spells relating to Zodiac Sign Current mood: accomplished The Moon. For Wiccans, it is far more than a heavenly body that might catch our eye as we drive home late at night, its fullness shining through trees or brightly overhead. For many Wiccan, she is the embodiment of the Goddess, she is Maiden, Mother and Crone. It is also an important source of natural energy that is essential in magick, if you preform your spells and rituals at the right lunar phase. Preforming spells during t

Wolf Spirits
The wolf fulfilled two roles for the Indian: he was a powerful and mysterious animal, and so perceived by most tribes, and he was a medicine animal, identified with a particular individual, tribe or clan. At a tribal level, the attraction to the wolf was strong, because the wolf lived in a way that made the tribe strong. He provided food for all, including the old and sick members of the pack. He saw to the education of his children. He defended his territory against other wolves. At a personal level, those for whom the wolf was a medicine animal or personal totem understood the qualities that made the wolf stand out as an individual. For example, his stamina, ability to track well and go without food for long periods. The definition and defense of home range was as important to the Indian as it was to the wolf. The boundries of most Indian territories, like those of wolves, changed with the movement of game herds, the size of the tribe and the time of year. The tribe

Wolf Energy
Wolf Energy In Native American traditions, Wolf is said to be "teacher" medicine. Humans have followed Wolf for millennia, studying Wolf's ways of the hunt, learning from their social structure. Wolf is allied with Sirus, the Dog Star, and it is said in many cultures, that our ancestors and teachers came from there. This is agreed upon by Australian Aborigines, and the Dogon tribe of Africa, as well as certain Native American tribes. Wolf has much to teach us, if only we will listen. Wolf is allied to the moon and lunar energies, teaching us to respect our emotions and unconscious urges. Respect for the wildness of our animal natures, and willingness to face the dark within ourselves is an imperative for Wolf people. Trust in the unspoiled nature of your Child/Wolf self. Because the Moon rules psychic perception, Wolf people should work on learning to trust their intuition and psychic urges, to listen for the still small voice within. The communal nature of Wol

Wolf The Teacher
WOLF THE TEACHER Feared and hated by men the world over, the mighty wolf has been plagued by all forms of evil stories, myths and legends. Hunted, trapped and killed to the point of extinction, many of these majestic animals are gone forever; their breeds and blood lines never to be seen again. In spite of the many horror stories of wolves hunting, tracking and killing humans, no such event has ever been confirmed. Their eerie and lonely howl, which can make the blood run cold, is merely their form of communication. Each howl, with its tone, depth, length and frequency carries a different message to the pack, or to the partner who is out of sight. They're merely "talking". If you carry wolf medicine, here are some characteristics that sound familiar to you: You are fiercely loyal &emdash; to friends, family, ideals and principles. There is no compromise for you. You are very territorial. You protect all that is yours and your family's at any expense. You a

The Wolf.. (as Of Feb. 07 ) ..
1. Are wolves dangerous to people? Wild wolves avoid people. The myths about wolves attacking and eating people are distortions of the truth about the elusive nature of wolves. In places where wolves are protected, they may become less fearful of humans. They should, therefore, be treated like any wild animal - with respect. 2. Why are people afraid of wolves? It’s easy to put all the blame on children’s stories and fairy tales. But that is over-simplifying it. Wolves, with their big teeth and close-set golden eyes, can look scary, especially when illustrators exaggerate those features. Also, wolves live in packs. People associate “packs” with “gangs.” The howl of the wolf is haunting, too. 3. What is a predator? Any animal that hunts and kills another animal for food. Prey is the term used for the animal that is hunted. 4. What is a top predator? Any animal that has no natural enemies within its food web and is not hunted by other animals. The wolf i

Wolfie' S Poetry
I miss your soft hands and loving touch, the feelings of your romantic kiss. You know I do love you, you just do not realize just how much. It's our tender, romantic moments I very much miss. Your hair the color of roses in the early morn. Your skin smooth and milky white. From my chest, my heart has been torn, my transgressions have been brought to light. For your mercy and forgiveness I do ask, for this is what Jesus Christ taught us to do. My feelings for you or my desire to change I will not mask. To win you back and show you the change in me , to this end, I will remain true. Copyrighted Ray 2006 This poem was written for my lovely wife, there is a picture of her up by my side on my profile. This poem actually won a contest and was placed in a book of poetry. I am most proud of this poem as it speaks of my feelings about my wife, whom I was separated from for over a year. I am proud to say by placing my trust in Jesus, He restored my marriage. I met you many yea

The Wolf Is He A Leader
The man awoke,with his home,smoldering in ashes.As them puke fuckin peasants laughing what they had done.He climbs out of the ashes as them puke peasants look on.The Moon is Full,My Ancestors built this house built your Town an u have the Nerve to burn my house to the ground.With 1 mighty slash,of 1 powerful arm.The heads of them to hapless peasants rolling on the ground.He drinks there blood from thee headless corpses.as others appear,they see not the man but a Great an Fierce Wolf of a Creature whom stands on 2 legs.They are Frighten'd,an try to Run,With one Swift Bound they are all dead or dieing Writhing in pain.Begging to be Finished off.As they die a merciful death.The Wolf Creature sniffs around smelling fear,of one who ran off hideing.Stand you piece of shit,beg me for your Life.He is some sort of Royalty.I should have known it was you,my own cousin twice removed.Strip off your clothes u worthless piece of shit.He does what he's told.I shall let u live cousin,I shall cut out yo

Wolf Preservation & Concerns
I can NOT belive this is happening... the Grey wolf just got OFF the endangered species list last year !!! I know all about the documented cases of stray wolves killing cattle n shit... but the RANCHERS ARE COMPENSATED... they are paid by the pound by the government for each and every ranch animal killed by wolves !! The wolves only kill the cattle and sheep in WINTER MONTHS and at the most there are only 10 - 15 TOTAL ANIMALS killed by wolves in a single year OVER A 15,000 SQ. MILES. That is only 1 and 1/2 cow or sheep PER ranch in a whole year on average! For the rancher it means a grand total of $5,000 - $15,000 a year if that bull or cow had been sold.... and if its a FEMALE there is an estimate of how many OFFSPIRNG she would have given birth to ADDED to the $$$$ compensation Total the rancher recieves. Hell most of us out here only make $ 25,000 a year GRAND TOTAL. Have you guys seen the price of BEEF & LAMB lately?? Cattle ranches who sell to marketing... get between $8,000 -

Wolf Family
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Wolf Or Animal Contest
Wolf or Animal Morph Contest 20 Contestants.The 1st round 20 contestants 1st 10 to 5,000 comments.2nd Round Best 6 to 5,000 last round Best 3 for 1st. .bombing yourself is aloud.No Freshmeat Accounts allowed must have real photos in profile,all who bomb must be atleast 30 day members of funbar. the prizes will be awarded with a happy hour after contest closes now to keep it fair and clean there will be a little catch witch is u need to be at least a level 3 and u need a salute pic on profile u can comment and bomb yourself no down rateing others in contest no cheating ill be watching no blank comments no drama prizes to be awarded are 1st place a month vic and choice of 2nd place will get 7 day blast and choice of ty for looking good luck to u I am going to host this contest so send info to me time of start and end dates ok been long enought i got 9 contest

Wolf Roamin To Different Woods Howl!
MY MOTHER PASSED OVER TO THE SIRIT WORLD ON TUESDAY AND I THOUGHT I WOULD WRITE THIS TRIBUTE FOR HER. WHEN SHE WAS 55 YEARS OLD SHE WAS TEACHING 5TH GRADE AND HAD A STROKE THAT PARALYZED HER ON MOST OF HER LEFT SIDE. WHEN SHE PASSED SHE WAS 86 AND NOT ONCE DID I EVER HEAR HER COMPLAIN ABOUT HER DISABILITY. SHE ALSO RETAINED HER LOVE OF GOD AND THE ABILITY TO SHARE HER SELF AND GIVE LOVE TO OTHERS THROUGH 31 YEARS OF PARTIAL PARALYSIS. COURAGE THROUGH HER UNWAVERING FAITH IN GOD KEPT HER STRONG THROUGH THE YEARS. MY MOTHER AND I WERE CLOSE AND TALKED OFTEN THOUGH LIVING MILES APART FOR MOST OF OUR YEARS TOGETHERS. SHE WILL BE SADLY MISSED BY ME AND MANY OTHERS BUT I BELIEVE SHE IS BEING REWARDED NOW AND "WALKING ON STREETS OF GOLD" IN GODS KINGDOM WITH MY FATHER HOWL! SHE LEAVES ONE BROTHER ROY,TWO SONS DAVID AND DOUGLAS, FIVE GRANDCHILDREN MADELYN, CARLY, DAVID PAUL, HARLEY DAVID, AND COLE YOUNGER, AND ONE GREAT GRANDCHILD COLE DAVID. REST IN PEACE MOM AND THANKS FOR THE LIFETIME OF LO

The Wolf
I have returned from the nothing the dread loneliness of the ever more I have transformed from a seed and now I have grown... come, walk with me and I shall lead you through the nothing to return here again as The Wolf Of The Moon this is the year, this is the time. Among Our Hearts Stands the Wolf--His Heart Following Us Howl with the Wolf and Good will Follow You Look into the Eyes of the Wolf and See Who you Really Are We Hope and Pray that the Wolf will Stay--But that's Not Enough Gold is a Treasure--Waiting the be Found Wolves are a Creature--Waiting to be Rescued Let the Wolf Roam in Your Heart, Forever...

Wolfman5484
lost in my worldof my own i had no way out no way to be found Then you came along &open the door, reached out your hand. You spoke the word so clearly,"come with me my love" As i took your hand i looked into your eyes &saw heartach pain,fear. You feared that i wouldnt love you,trust you,leave my world behind. You spoke in a low ,but strong voice,"Don't be afraid to letgo of what you know so well. I'll be here for you". We left my world that day never to return . The last words i hear you saybeforei open my eyes from a long sleep are "Ilove you 7I'llnever let you go our love" Tears of Joy Tears of happiness The tearsi cry are of neither They fall like a swollen storm A storm that want go away I pray to the lord everyday Let the sun shine bright i say Does he hear me Or is he trying to punish me Why does he let the black night come When all it does is rain Shows me the memories of all the pain The storm is getting closer It floods my path Th

The Wolf Pack Family
welcome everyone to the wolf pack family and thank you for joining us.I just want some simple rules for this ok and we will adjust them as we go so bear with me on this please. the first and formost rule is NO DRAMA, this means in the family and in the lounge. it will not be tolerated, and treat each person in the family with respect, and work together as a pack please. that is all i ask of the members for right now thank you for joining and have fun.

Wolf For A Pet?
I met someone who knows a lady that sells wolf pup's with all the papers and shots for 800.00. She has one left and is desperate for money and only wants 75.00! Do wolves make good pets or do they turn on you and act wild later in life? Thanks, Amedeo

Wolf's Version Of The Three Little Pigs
SOMERSET PA (AP) -- A. Wolf took the stand today in his own defense. This shocked and stunned the media who predicted that he would not testify in the brutal double murder trial. A. Wolf is accused of killing (and eating) The First Little Pig, and The Second Little Pig. This criminal trial is expected to be followed by a civil trial to be brought by the surviving Third Little Pig. The case has been characterized as a media circus. His testimony is transcribed below: "Everybody knows the story of the Three Little Pigs. Or at least they think they do. But I'll let you in on a little secret. Nobody knows the real story, because nobody has ever heard my side of the story. I'm Alexander T. Wolf. You can call me Al. I don't know how this whole Big Bad Wolf thing got started, but it's all wrong. Maybe it's because of our diet. Hey, it's not my fault wolves eat cute little animals like bunnies and sheep and pigs. That's just the way we are. If cheeseburgers were cute, folks would probably thin

Wolf Howlings!
BROKEN BRAIN SUMMIT April 3-26 | Tickets $8-$16 |Reservations: 651.334.3888 Heads will roll (and sing) when renegade researcher Dr. Dendrite gathers a motley crew of brain experts for a midnight meeting. Inspired by the true stories of actors who have experienced brain trauma, and scripted by Fringe favorite Amy Salloway and Interact. A show filled with metal heads, talking plants, memory loss, anger management plans and a whole lot more! PERFORMANCES AT OLD ARIZONA 2821 Nicollet Ave S | FREE PARKING ACROSS STREET Opening night Saturday, Apr 5 @ 7:30 | $20 ASL Apr 10 & 26 at 7:30pm; audio described Apr 25 @ 7:30 & 26 @ 3:00 To purchase on-line go to www.ticketturtle.com Special late night showings of Circumference, Amy Salloway's hit comedy that the Pioneer Press calls, "A must see: poignant, sensitive and hysterically funny." April 4, 5, 11, & 12 at 9:30pm | Reservations: 651.334.3888 Tickets $12 ($10 with Broken Brain ticket or Fringe button)

The Wolf
Canis Lupis About Wolves The Wolf is considered to be the ancestor of the domestic dog and can be found throughout temperate and coniferous forests and tundra of the Northern Hemisphere. Different species for different countries and different areas, there are 24 subspecies of wolf in North America alone. The wolf is a large animal usually weighing 60-120 lbs (27-55 kg) and is built for the harsh life it leads. Broad chest, small pointed ears and long legs. They may stand up to 32 inches high at the shoulder, and are often 6 to 6 1/2 feet from nose to tail. Males can be up to 25% larger than females. The life span is roughly 6 - 10 years in the wild. They can live up to 18 years in captivity. Although the majority are tawny with cream chest and black markings on the shoulders, tail tip and near the base of the tail, there many variations in the colour including pure white and black. White and light-colored wolves are found in the arctic, while black and gray are commo

Wolf
Respect the elders.... Teach the young... Cooperate with the pack Play when you can... Hunt when you must... Rest in between Share your affections... Voice your feelings... Leave your mark. For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf... And the strength of the Wolf is the Pack A lone pup Given up? Mom gone in rest, Dad left. Taken and forced to learn life’s lessons alone She was all alone and forlorn. She took everything step by step She escaped when she slept. Soon she met every night at a tree, her prince For she sought to be rinsed. Their love forever tough Weather it be through smooth or rough. A new secret surfaces buried for many purposes. She can't tell because she doesn't know. No one seems to able to hell, tears flow. A stranger come begging to differ, It seems to ease away but then it's stiffer. Following him, hoping to learn But she'd only get a burn. The pup left to fend alone. Only to grow strong. All the knowledge life can offer, No one c

The Wolf
She watches you, her head lowering and her ears standing alert. Her body tense and ready as she waits in the silence of the night. Her pack circling around you, trotting through the trees on silent paws like shadows in the darkness as they surround you on her silent command. Like a well oiled machine they move together, creating a living breathing cage as she stares at you. Her glittering gold gaze steady upon you,daring you to move, telling you that you have no chance, no choice. The night presses upon you as you stand, the moon like a spotlight wrapping you in pale white light as cold as her hungry gaze and still she watches. You look left, then right and see only empty darkness even as you feel the weight of their stare. Your heart pounding in your ears,your throat closing as you try to breath, and an uncontrollable tremble running through your body as the sweet scent of your fear fills the air like a lure teasing her senses as she steps closer. Her lip curls in a silent snarl

Wolf Awareness Week
Another season of brutal aerial killing is about to begin in Alaska. Lobos in the Southwest and red wolves in North Carolina -- some of the most endangered wolves on the planet -- are struggling against the threat of extinction in the wild. And anti-wolf extremists continue to threaten the future of wolves in Greater Yellowstone and the Northern Rockies. October 13th - 20th is National Wolf Awareness Week, and America’s wolves need your help.

Wolfprincess1-short Story Writer
She was in a really crazy mood and was so hot....she knew she needed to do something different...something to really make tonight a wild experience. When he got there she made an excuse about not quite being ready. The stereo was turned up so she could hear it over the hair dryer (yeah loud!) well thats what she said. It was a rockin' tune! What a beat!! She brought him to a specific seat. A really modern style chair..awesome cushion but no arms and slightly curved....one of those chairs that is ergonomically designed and is way more comfortable than it looks. Now was her chance...she disappeared for a moment....once gone she quickly peeled off her robe to uncover her tied up blouse and short shorts..she checked her look in the mirror....pinched her nipples to make then more errect and headed back to kick off the evening!.... She walked in and surprised him...but when she started dancing and grinding to the music. He did exactly as she expected - he just sat back to enjoy the sho

Wolf's Giveway
All Shadow Bombers are to work on the last 3 giveways till done!!!If u have reasons u cant c tj till Bratt and Chaotic can come back online.He will tell them of excuses that u have.But this needs to be done as soon as possible.Also add TJ..WE will be takin names down or printouts of ppl daily along with totals of comments if u dont show with out tellin him u will b removed from fam.Those that have real work and have told Bratt or Chaotic about it can b excused just try to help as much as u can!!!NO SHOWS FOR DAYS WILL BE TERMINATED!!!

Wolf Roamin To Other Woods Howl!
STARTING THIS BLOG I WILL THANK ALL OF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY HERE ON FUBAR FOR THE LUV AND RESPECT YOU HAVE GIVEN ME THE PAST 3 YEARS I HAVE BEEN A MEMBER. I HAVE FOUND SOMEONE I AM ATTRACTED TOO HERE ON FUBAR AND I NEED SOME HELP GETTING US TOGETHER. HER NAME ON HERE IS WHISPER SOFT. I AM IN OCALA FLORIDA WITH A FRIEND OF MINE AND SHE IS IN ARKANSAW LIVING IN HER CAR. WHEN I MET HER SHE WAS LIVING WITH AN ABUSIVE ALCOHOLIC. SHE CONTACTED ME FROM THE LOCAL LIBRARY THIS MORNING FROM HER LAP TOP TO TELL ME SHE HAVE MOVED INTO HER CAR FOR NOW. SHE IS USED TO THE MOUNTAINS SO SHE TOLD ME SHE WOULD HIDE THERE TEMPORARILY SO THE "COPS DIDNT HARRAS HER"! I AM ABOUT 1200 MILES FROM MY HOME IN BATVAVIA, NEW YORK AND MY MONEY FOR THE MONTH HAS RUN OUT. WE ARE TRYING TO GET HER HERE AND THEN TRAVEL BACK HOME TO START A NEW LIFE THERE TOGETHER SMILES! WE ARE ASKING AND PRAYING TO THE 'GREAT SPIRIT' FOR DONATIONS TO BE SENT TO US FOR TRAVEL EXSPENSES. IF YOU CAN HELP US CONTACT ME VIA MY E MA

Wolfsden
weman treat most men the way there treated some hold gruges ,andsome are after money but most if treated with love and understanding for who they are and not for what there arnt then ull see a woman who will be a ladie who will be at ur side no matter what but there still are some hurt beyond help or love but we still need to care about how we as men protray our love and not look like ass hole ore mean

Wolfie
i am a retired and loving grandma of grand daughter and expecting my second grand baby in september his name will be zack and i am looking forward to birth of my grand son and love country music and classic rock love dancing walking love camping and i am a criminal justice grad i have three children in which all are grown up and love living life and enjoying my grandbaby and making new freinds

Wolves + Indians
It's not surprising that the Indian saw the wolf as a significant animal. Both were hunters of which the survival of their families depended. The Indian was very aware of the many ways in which his own life resembled those of the wolf. The wolf hunted for himself and for his family. The wolf defended his pack against enemy attack, as the Indian defended his tribe. He had to be strong as an individual and for the good of the pack. It was a sufficient system of survival; and in the eyes of the Indian, no animal did this as well as the wolf. The Indian worked to be as well intigrated in his environment, as he could see the wolf was in the universe. The hunter did not see the wolf as an enemy or competitor, or as something less than himself. His perception of the wolf was a realistic assessment of the wolf's ability to survive and thrive, to be in balance with the world they shared. He respected the wolf's patience and perseverance, which were his most effective hunting weapons. To say

Wolves
Wolf Types Red Wolves The smallest breed of wolves is the 70 pound 32 inches tall red wolf. These wolves are endangered because people destroy forests which is where they live and they build on their territory. Some red wolves are mating with coyotes. Only 300 live in the world today, about 80 of them are in the wild. Grey Wolves These wolves are the most common and also the largest breed of wolves, an average Grey wolf weighs 100-175 pounds. They can be found in the Northern Hemisphere in places like Alaska, Canada, and the region around the Great Lakes. Thirty gray wolves from Canada have been reintroduced into Yellowstone National Park. Grey wolves are important to the food chain because they keep the number of caribou and other hoofed animals down so the herds won't get too large. If the herds get too big there won't be enough food for everyone in the herd and there will be problems. Another reason the wolves are important is beca

Wolvespak Stuff
What Your Hands Say About You You are logical, analytical, and rational. You have good verbal skills. Flexible and broad minded, you can fit in to any situation. There's no telling where your life will take you. Consistent and reliable, you like to count on structure and routine in your life. Your emotions tend to be nervous and potent. Your energy - both positive and negative - deeply impacts your life. What Do Your Hands Say About You? Your Power Bird is an Eagle You are spiritual and able to soar to great heights. You are a true inspiration, and many people look to you for guidance. And you are quite demanding in relationships... but you're worth it. People know that you will become even greater than you imagine. What's Your Power Bird? Well I said in my last blog that I would keep you up to date on what was going on with me wanting to get a truck. After agreeing to look at cars, we did get a truck. I am happy now, but I am sure that I wil

Wolves
The eastern timber wolf (Canis lupus lycaon) was the first subspecies of the gray wolf, Canis lupus, to be recognized in the United States. Canis lupus lycaon inhabited the eastern portions of the United States and southeastern parts of Canada. Like all wolves, the eastern timber wolf is a very social animal which communicates using body language, scent marking, and vocalization. The eastern timber wolf was virtually exterminated by the early 1900s throughout its historic range in the northeastern United States. Although there are unconfirmed sightings of wolves in Vermont and Maine, and a confirmed shooting of a wolf in Maine in 1993, there is no evidence of breeding activity in the region. The northeastern United States provides suitable wolf habitat with over 26 million acres of northern forest from Adirondack State Park in Upstate New York through the North Woods of Maine. In fact, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service's 1992 Eastern Timberwolf Recovery Plan identified Adirond

Wolves Vs Domestic Dogs
This was recently sent to me when a friend heard that if Hilary Clinton became elected President, she was going to try to have the same kind of insurance implamented here. What do you think about this? This was sent from Canada to a friend in the States. I saw on the news up here in Canada where Hillary Clinton introduced her new health care plan. Something similar to what we have in Canada. I also heard that Michael Moore was raving about the health care up here in Canada in his latest movie. As your friend and someone who lives with the Canada health care plan I thought I would give you some facts about this great medical plan that we have in Canada. First of all: 1) The health care plan in Canada is not free. We pay a premium every month of $96. for Shirley and I to be covered. Sounds great eh. What they don't tell you is how much we pay in taxes to keep the health care system afloat. I am personally in the 55% tax bracket. Yes 55% of my earnings go

Wolves Rule!!!! Luvs Yah
When the Moon shines bright and the sun has disappered we howl. When days are long and the nights are longer we hunt. When your feeling blue and need a friend listen and hear us on the wind.

Wolves Of Wiccan Society
WOLVES OF WICCAN SOCIETY WE WANT YOU!!!!!!!!! We are Seeking New Members. My Co Owner Stormwoman of Wolves of Wiccan Society + I Lord Wolf will Tread Forward. We Seek Bombers + VIP Levelers. Even though all Levelers must Show Bombing Love as well. Morphing Tags will be issued within 24 hrs.Wolf Morphs will be Issued after a Trial of 7-14 Days. We Seek Bombers that can Comment Bomb at least 300 Comments Daily on Contestants. Individuals of this Caliber will Earn Sweet Morphs Simular to ours. We also Seek a Trainer,whom has Patience to Train New Bombers. Rules: Drama will not be tolerated.Must have Common Sence.Must Show Respect,Honor to all.Must Repost Bulletins. Thank you Blessed be. Live Links Below. *LORD WOLF* .Please ,Bomb Live Each Day if Possible,Rate me for Morphs.@ fubar stormwoman40~bomber see my blog please/co of wolves of wiccan society/tag maker/ @ fubar Contestants that Desire Love Please: May the Luck O' the Irish be

The Wolvenheart Fu-blog
Check out abood, a real brave piece of work who insults those that confront him on his behaviour, then blocks them from his page, and posts some lame childish half-assed comment that's supposed to be an insult on their pages or pics. The behavior he gets confronted on that results in him acting like that?Hitting on women, trying to play them, then getting all pissy when they see through it and turn him down - at least, that's what I'm guessing is what made this particular little piece of queerbait go and spout vulgarities and half-assed attempts at insults in the comments to a woman's pics. His bravery shows not, though, in how he blocks those that confront him on his behavior, or even in his half-assed attempts at insulting the women.It's showing truly in how, after his attempt at insulting the woman in question, he quickly removes his default pic, and switches to another.This is certainly how a brave Jordanian acts... heh...A brave Jordanian who tries to play women, then gets all p

Wolves I Have Found
Wolf by ~Kitsune18 on deviantART Chapter 1 At the peak of a snowy mountain a Dark Fox lay there unconscious.After a few hours the foxes eye's quickly darted open,She stood up covered in snow,she glanced behind her and saw the cliff edge.She stumbled back and fell back in the snow. There was a house 15 metres away from her,she walked over to it and rang the door bell.A sweet cutefaced arctic fox opened the door,Suddenly the fox had a quick flash-back and she seemed to remember this fox."Rina!" she suddenly shouted,The fox remembered the voice and the look,"Onyx!",she smiled and welcomed her in and rapped some blankets around her. After remembering a few things about her past she was happy enough with Rina.She smiled at Rina and looked around."I dont mean to sound rude but are we in the middle of no where?",Onyx said biting her lip."Well not really we are in the arctic of Sonic world.",she smiled. They went outside until from behind they heard a ru

Wolves
* There is no documented account of a healthy wolf ever attacking a human. * It is highly likely that at one time or another the land your home is on was once the home of a wolf pack (greatest natural range of any mammal except humans). * Pups are born completely blind and deaf, depending on the their mother and other members of the pack. The whole pack takes care and raises the pups (non-breeding females produce milk and males compete to baby sit). * Dominant males can stare down other wolves in the pack to prevent a fight and dominate female do the same to prevent females from mating with her mate (fights are very rare). * Some members stay with the pack for life. * Each pack has a leading, dominate pair (male and female) called the Alpha * Wolves can run up to 40 miles an hour and can easily cover 50 miles a day * By smell alone wolves can locate prey, other pack members or enemies. It can tell them if other wolves were in the territory, if they w

Wolves Den
Been laid off, got no car , sacked out on my brother's couch in a no horse town, got divorced, can't see my kid's cause they're two thousand mile's away and I can't find work to save my life. All since November.

The Wolverine
Watch The Wolverine Online - Improbably seated at the helm of this strong activity diversion (Download The Wolverine Movie) is Wayne Mangold, a The show biz industry hireling whose before forays into category cinema—the Tom Vacation automobile Soldier And Day, the toothless rebuilding of 3:10 To Yuma—scarcely recommended a existing for splash-panel scene. Yet the setpieces, such as an impressive skirmish on top of a boosting topic practice, use a kinetic elegance mostly missing from this year's other big-budget promotions. Mangold delivers design but not content, which is not so critical for a late-summer pulp smash hit, though the movie director oversold—in pre-release interviews—the expected impact of his movie characters. (There are few records of Seattle Tale in this Seattle story.) Truly excellent comic-book modifications need a visionary’s touch; one can only think about what an auteur like Darren Aronofsky, who was initially connected to immediate,

Wolverine
While on the Weapon Plus satellite, Logan was able to access detailed files on his past. However, it was a trap, and only Jean's manifestation of the Phoenix was able to save them. Wolverine greatly mourns Jean's loss, was not pleased with Cyclops and Emma Frost's relationship, but has remained a valued member of the X-Men, serving on as many missions as he can while also doing solo operations.Wolverine was ambushed by the Hand and Hydra. Transformed into a killing machine and outfitted with several devices, he battled various other heroes and killed both Hornet and Northstar. S.H.I.E.L.D. was eventually able to deprogram Logan, and he was sent to oppose Northstar, who also had been resurrected by Hydra. While on a mission in the Savage Land, he met the recently reformed Avengers and eventually accepted membership. Recently, Wolverine unnerved many high level officials, including those of S.H.I.E.L.D., by his sporadic movements in and out of the grid, with the tensions mounting in what

A Woman
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .....one old love she can imagine going back to... and one who reminds her how far she has come. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if she never wants to or needs to... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... a youth she's content to leave behind... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .....a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .....a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....one friend who always makes her laugh ... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .....a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .....eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, a

A Woman's Touch
These thoughts rush through my head... making my body react. I want you in so many ways... and you know that it's a fact. You want to touch me ... I can see it in your eyes. I want to kiss you... and hear the breath of your sighs. I want to take you deeper... bringing you closer to the brink. To be so sexually satisfied... and into the bed we would sink. Smiles on our faces... a grin from ear to ear. Loving your body completely... Without any fear. By: Jennifer Fischer 10-20-06 I just wanted to thank you guys for all showing your support & looking at my poems... Please feel free to be the critic and let me know what you think... good or bad!!! Thanks again xoxoxox, Jeni

Woman
Dear Kotex: I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my pantiliner had a bunch of "Kotex Tips for Life" on it. Annoying advice such as: Staying active during your period can relieve cramps. Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches. Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh. Try Kotex blah blah blah other products... Obviously the individual behind this was someone who has never possessed a functioning set of ovaries. Go ahead and tell a menstruating woman that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh. Like we need more fluid inside our bloated bodies from h*ll...but go ahead...I triple-dog-friggen-dare-ya...See what happens and report back. I'll wait. While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the chocolate from the vending machine. I garan-friggen-tee that the first responders will be females who just ovulated. Staying active will relieve headaches & cramps...well guess w

A Woman
HERE IS SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT... There comes a time in every woman's life when she has to take a close look at herself. Not at her circumstance, not at what he did, not how unfair life is, not who made you do it, just at herself in all her glory and imperfection. For many women this is a scary thing because often times they don't want to know the truth about themselves. Real women know what I mean. As women, we have a tendency to water one another down. Maybe it makes us feel good or look better than the next woman. Or maybe we just don't know how to tell that woman how we admire her. Have you ever admired a woman who has been through changes in her life? Or have you made up in your mind that she is just messed up. Before you make this mistake, take a close look. A woman who has endured the most unusual life is someone of wisdom. Someone who has been chosen by God to go through. Think of all the great women in the bible, Mary Magdalene and Esthe

Woman
I will never fully understand the reason why woman are as confusing.. First they act all intrested in you, and then after like the thiurd date, they start to loose intrested.. Cant i just find a girl that will be honest with me after the first date and tell me if they like me or not? JESUS!!!! Im tired of playing the dating game! IT SUCKS

A Woman's Perfect Man....
LOVES UNDERSTATED LOVE IS NOT SO SIMPLE OR MALLEABLE AS MANY SUPPOSE PIT IT IN A PRISON AND IT DIES RESTRICT IT AND IT TURNS TO HATE FORCE IT AND IT DISAPPEARS YOU CAN NOT WILL LOVE NOR CAN YOU EVEN CONTRIL IT YOU CAN ONLY GUIDE IT'S EXPRESSION WEATHER IT COMES OR IT GOES IS ACCORDING TO THOSE QUALITIES IN LIFE THAT INVITE IT OR DENY IT'S PRESENCE

Woman ! With Sex Apeal
you know exactly who you are, i shouldnt have to say. the only problem is i'm not sure you know i feel this way. its only a matter of time before we find out if theses type of things are possible or not, its a long shot for me, scared nope i'm not. More like anxious to arive on your G spot ! I think it could work, all i need is your trust. cum, walk with me youll see i also like it rough ! All the things you seek, I have ! so lets stop waisting precious time, and travel across this great land. Whats the worst that could happen ? some vacation time, great sex and a see later ! thats the worst, now picture the best, i have a whole lot to offer , all you have to do is check ! this is an offer, not a request i'll tty soon my SASSY bitch !

A Woman's Thoughts! (not Really For The Men)
Share this with other ladies..... You'll make someone smile, another rethink her choices, and another woman prepare. They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them and an entire lifetime to forget them. If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. T

A Woman
"Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected and next to the heart to be loved." Pass this on to all exceptional women that you know... and to men so they can be reminded of the value of a woman.

A Woman's Eyes
In A Woman’s Eyes There is something about a woman’s eyes Plucked from the heavens, stolen from the skies There could be a twinkle, a sparkle or shine Look deep within them and get lost in time As beautiful as a sunset, accenting a smile Glowing like evening and lasting for miles Mirrors of time and lessons that are learned They gaze into your heart making fires burn They speak in volumes without uttering a word Wanting and longing, feelings unheard Full of compassion and beauty and grace They are the windows of a beautiful face Look into her eyes and see the one you adore When walking away, you stop and want more As are the treasures not measured by wealth For its there in her eyes that you find yourself

Woman
I just want to know is there any woman left that will not hurt you y is all this going on im a good man and yet it seems to me that all i get is woman who just want to hurt me please help some one any one holla Lil Wayne Videos | Movie Clips | Denver Real Estate value="transparent"> > this is an grate song its from twinklebug bbw bulliten and i had to put it up here is a link to her page check her at you well love her TwinkleBug BBW ~Wolf Pack Family Member~@ CherryTAP

Woman Vs Men
Men should stop expecting women to react rationally. Some women will tell you they are different and that they won't act a certain way, but they are saying they won't MEAN to act that way. We are wired different. If you're a perfect gentleman and act like our dream guy, you're going to work yourself into our dreams. Be likeable, but not loveable. If you want a woman to fall in love with you, you have to work at it. Cheesy lines and saying I love you first won't work. You have to listen to her -- and pay attention. You have to get to understand her. Nothing gets a woman's attention faster than a man understanding what she is trying to say.

The Woman Next Door
What I know of the woman next door The woman next door, I knew her well She use to come out from where she dwells Full of life she use to be Believed in all, she believed in me What I know of the woman next door A mother she was, the best of all She loved her child, parenting her call A friend she was, always stood tall She would catch her friends each time they would fall. What I knew of the woman next door She spoke her mind, and loudly I must agree She stood by her convictions to a "t" She would not let many in for fear of being deserted Some called her a bitch, I would say assertive. What I knew of the woman next door She did not mind being in the shadows at times When you where at your lowest and drowning, she always dropped a line. One day, she woke up and needed a hand No one was found, Not one woman or man, She looked all around to those she had been bound Not one single friend could be found. What I knew of the

Woman??
So i was wondering..... why is it woman always seem to stress about hooking up with assholes then when they do meet a good guy they seem to pass it up 90% of the time. dont get me wrong but all i wonder is in one breath you say you meet only the asses and then you continue meeting only the jerks that will treat you bad how is that productive. Kinda like the eith wonder of the world who knows how or why girls pick guys the way they do.

A Woman's Worth
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e

Woman And A Fork
There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live So as she was getting her things "in order," she contacted her Pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes. She told him which songs she wanted sung at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she wanted to be buried in. Everything was in order and the Pastor was preparing to leave when the young woman suddenly remembered something very important to her. "There's one more thing," she said excitedly. "What's that?" came the Pastor's reply. "This is very important," the young woman continued. "I want to be buried with a fork in my right hand." The Pastor stood looking at the young woman, not knowing quite what to say. That surprises you, doesn't it?" the young woman asked. "Well, to be honest, I'm puzzled by the request," said the Pastor. The young woman explained. "My grandmothe

Woman's Words
Words Women Use: 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine. (Refer back to #1 for the meaning of Fine.) 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word , but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she w

Womanhood
Something to look forward to. HAHA We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. This is a Trip! It's real! Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it' was off to Motherh

Woman
Body: Sex facts! Body: 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natu

A Woman...
"A Woman" This is written in the Hebrew Talmud, the book where all of the sayings and preaching of Rabbis are conserved over time. It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."

A Womans View !
When i was a girl, i loved stuff animals , now that i am a woman i love the men that give me them . When i was a girl , I loved good music , now that i am woman i can apprecaite the talent of the artist . when i was a girl , I would day dream of prince charming. Now as a woman i let prince charming day dream about me . When i was a girl, i rebelled against my mother , Now as a woman i thank her for her guidence . When i was a girl,i was cocky and bold . now as a woman i appreciate advice. When i was a girl i lived in the family, now as a woman i live For my family . When i was a girl i was sheltered from the storm , now as a woman I Am the shelter from the storm . When i was a girl i hoped to fall in love, now as a woman i hope to stay in love. When i was a girl i was daddys little baby , now as a woman i am the Mother of daddys little girl . Girls tell secrets and women tell truths. Girls love money , women love the men that make the money . Girls try to attract men ,

Woman Should Know Better
A very SMART girl wrote this.......And I think it's PERFECT !!! This is a tribute to the nice girls. The nice girls made of sugar and spice, who always get overlooked, and who sit and endure endless ranting about the psycho-bitch stalker sluts men are wasting their time with, all the while embodying an angelic, classy exterior that is underrated. This is dedicated to the girls who pick up the phone at 2 a.m. to talk to their belligerently drunk guy friends and listen to them for hours about nonsense because they don't feel like going to sleep. This is for the girls who still say thank you to the guy who hurries to hold the door open for the leggy blonde in front of you, then squeezes in front of you and barely saves the door from slamming in your face. This is in honor of the girls who reiterate how lucky any girl would be to have a certain guy, and then tell him 50 different ways to impress the girl of his dreams who is too stupid and stuck up to notice him in the first place. This

Woman's Only Flaw
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.

Woman Broken
Since the day we met, you have brought sunshine and joy to my life, i told myself long ago do not trust, do not let anyone in somehow you found your way through the walls of hurt and shame you see right through me to what is really inside no matter how hard i try to hide what is there you always seem to know, without spoken words, without hearing my voice all you have to do is see my eyes. there need be no words for me to say and you know what i want to say how did you do it why did it happen you crashed those walls i built to keep me safe now what am i to do without those to protect what i have held so dear please do not make me regret those walls coming down for it took so long to build it would take a lifetime to repair.

Woman Stuck To Toilet 2 Yrs.
Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police. Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital. "We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it." Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend. "She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself." He

A Woman's Heart
A woman's heart is a mystery- sometimes even to herself. We are deep, complex beings capable of giving a cold stare that will stop a man in his tracks or an embrace that will melt the hardest of hearts. A woman's soul is a treasure, one which needs to be dealt with firmly but equally as gentle. Do NOT make the mistake of thinking you ever have completely won her heart. A women is to be pursued and charmed all the days of her life by acts of kindness. She craves romance and little gestures that let her know she is still your heart's desire. The biggest mistake men make is in believing they no longer have to work at it.To let little opportunities to express some thought and consideration pass by. Woman are like apples on trees, the best ones and the good ones, (the ones that will stay faithful and treat you good)are all the way at the top of the tree.. Most men dont want to reach the ones all the way to the top of the true bcuz they are afraid of falling or getting hurt. Instead they

Woman In Our .life
A young wife sat on a sofa on a hot humid day, drinking iced tea and visiting with her Mother. As they talked about life, about marriage, about the responsibilities of life and the obligations of adulthood, the mother clinked the ice cubes in her glass thoughtfully and turned a clear, sober glance upon her daughter 'Don't forget your Sisters,' she advised, swirling the tea leaves to the bottom of her glass. 'They'll be more important as you get older. No matter how much you love your husband, no matter how much you love the children you may have, you are still going to need Sisters. Remember to go places with them now and then; do things with them.' 'Remember that 'Sisters' means ALL the women... your girlfriends, your daughters, and all your other women relatives too.. 'You'll need other women. Women always do.' What a funny piece of advice!' the young woman thought. Haven't I just gotten married? Haven't I jus

Woman's Worth
In a brief conversation, a man asked a woman he was pursuing the question, "What kind of man are you looking for?" She sat quietly for a moment before looking him in the eye and asking, "Do you really want to know?" Reluctantly, he said, "Yes." She began to explain... "As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man what he can do for me that I can't do for myself. I pay my own bills. I take care of my household without the help of any man...or woman for that matter. I am in the position to ask, "What can you bring to the table?" The man looked at her. Clearly he thought that she was referring to money. She quickly corrected his thought and stated, "I am not referring to money. I need something more. I need a man who is striving for perfection in every aspect of life." He sat back in his chair, folded his arms, and asked her to explain. She said, "I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection mentally because I need conversation and

Woman
I wonder why I do what I do. Lets take today (OK this evening) I was at the horse track being my happy self, then I went down to the slot machine and won 55.60. Did that make me happy? Sad? HELL NO I WENT TO THE TRACK BAR AND ORDERED ANOTHER KILLIANS Sometimes I wonder WHY......Why we are, Why we do, Why we think. Some people have looks, money, a thought, a wish......or maybe a need. Is a need a 65" TV, or maybe a vette (OMG that would be a want). How about real life today? A real 401k that lost 65% in less then 10 days, how about a box (sorry woman) cardboard box at that! I understand fun(GO COLTS). I have great real life friends (that I don't have to buy a blast for....one let call her Mary is a internet porn star......yes I was at the COLTS game on Sunday with her and oher friends(pics to follow)) like the () () inside? Just a thought in a moment in time!!!! LOVE WTF is like saying NWAF (Not Worth A Fuck), but do you know what LOVE IS? OMG please tell Me! Why can you show l

A Womans Poem
AND JUSTLY SO, I SAY!!! A Woman's Poem He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake, He said my biscuits were too hard Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue. Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him... Like his mother used to do.

Woman's Poem
WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and loves sports. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit

A Womans Worth
You could buy me diamonds You could buy me pearls Take me on a cruise around the world Baby, you know I'm worth it Dinner lit by candles Run my bubble bath Make love tenderly to last, and last Baby, you know I'm worth it Wanna' please; wanna' keep; wanna' treat your Woman right? Not just over the shoulder, let her know she's Worth your time You will lose, if you choose, to refuse to put her first She will and she can find a man who knows her worth! 'Cause a real man knows a real woman when he Sees her (when he sees her) And a real woman knows a real man Ain't 'fraid to please her (please her) And a real woman knows a real man always Comes first (first) And a real man just can't deny A woman's worth 'Cause If you treat me fairly I'll give you all my goods... Treat you like a real woman should Baby, I know you're worth it If you never play me Promise not to bluff I'll hold you down when shit gets rough 'Cause baby, I know you're worth it S

A Womans Worth
By the time the Lord made woman,He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said' Why are you spending so much time on this one?'And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her ? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart and she will do everything with only two hands The angel was astounded at the requirements. 'Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish. 'But I won't, ' the Lord protested 'I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days. The angel moved closer and touched the woman. 'But you have made her so soft, Lord. 'She is soft,' the Lord agreed,

Womans Perfection
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. Keep reading-they get better!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- WOMEN'S REVENGE 'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.' --------------------------------------------------------------------------- UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I kno

Woman
love is the worst thing in the worl all love means is pain im sick of bein huet why cant i be happy for once i treat her like a queen im cute i got a job i actualy go to why cant we just be happy fuck grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr why r u sooooo crazy treat em good they hate ya treat em like shit they love ya grrrrrr

Woman
take a good look at me tell me what you see the epitome of a woman pure, sensual, beautiful that's me my voice, my charm, my eyes, my smile epitome of a woman brilliant free child my walk, my touch, my grace, my hair the symbol of a woman that's me i'm rare my glow, my look, my love, spirit wild my lips, my hips, my legs shy child Cosmo, Essence and Vanity Fair could search the world forever to catch a glimpse of my stare priceless, untouched, unblemished unraveled temperament like coffee strong yet mild who am I? you ask, listen don't speak the essence of a woman what you crave for my keep a rose, fine wine, ageless that's me front page articles applaud my name my power, my beauty my nature, my fame elegant, eccentric, abstract is my wink my shadow takes photos that make Hollywood think you see, cameras can't capture what can't be tamed my charisma sensuality my soul, my reign still confused, don't worry even open eyes can't see who I am you w

Woman
She gave life. She is a wife. She is a mother and she is a friend. She is a sister and a survivor to the end. Appreciate her, we don't dare. Ask her worries, we don't care. Wipe away her tears, they are invisible as air. She works, cooks and cleans. She laughs, helps comfort, and hides her pain. When you struggle she pulls you through. All this is she and what do we do? Complain and create a mess. Provide stress and leave her feeling depressed. Push her away and ignore her advice. Tell her she is nothing without thinking twice. She was raped, tortured and abused. Told she was nothing and would always be used just for pleasure, forget her pain. She swallows her pride, put her feelings aside. Does as you need in order for you to be free. Ignores your ignorance and tolerates your flaws. You call her Bitch, Slut, How and Tramp. She answers with pride, dignity and a complete loss of self. You call her nothing. I call her Strong, Smart, Sensual, Caring, Giving, Surviv

"woman Under Master's Hand"
Under Your Hand....... My lessons are taught, my heart soars, My tears are brushed aside, my body blooms, my soul deepens, my mind grows, My slavery flourishes, my serenity exists, Under Your Hand....... the woman in me is discovered

Womans Peom
Before i lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man,who's not a creep. One who's handsome,smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who think before he speaks, Onw who call,and not wait for weeks. One who won't lie to you,and say they are single, and u find out he isn't. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his money LOL,won't be annoyed. Pulls out your chairs,and open doors for me, Massage my back and beg for more, Oh!Send me a man who will make love to my mind, Knows what to "answer to how big my behind is?" I pray that this man will love me to no end. And always be my very best friend also

A Womans Man
A true man is loving, compassionate, kind who loves you for your heart,soul,and mind. He care not what others say,think, and do; His world evolves around you. A true man holds you tight in his arms. wanting to keep you forever unharmed. His joyous eyes are staring deep into yours; as he gives you that look,you feel secure. His soft whisper sounds like sweet music to your ears. Hes moving close,letting you know he is near... As you receive a warm embrace, You see the expression upon his soft tender face. His white smile tells it all. You rush with glorious pride, because you know he'll forever be by your side. Your hearts belong to one another; Through pain and sorrow,you support each other As those beautiful memories come pouring in. You feel his strong love once again. Oh, but true men are so hard to find! Through all this chaos is true love undivine. You yet wait for your prince to come And to love you unconditionally, not just some. How you wish to feel his co

A Woman's Week At The Gym
If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress. ________________________________ MONDAY: Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda

A Woman Who Needs No Introduction...
One of the most beautiful, generous and caring women I have the pleasure of knowing....Julie aka.... She is my hero, my inspiration and someone I am truly honored to call friend. Please take a moment and show this incredible woman some love. If you don't already have her as a friend make sure you add her! ♥ T.R.O.U.B.L.E ♥PROUD ARMY MOM~ OWNER OF RING OF FIRE ♥ This bulletin brought to with love by... ♊aGEM4life♊ ☆SinnersFamily☆SBG♥Wife of Ike™♥ FUOwnedBy allenwhet

Woman And The Fork
Woman and a Fork There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. So as she was getting her things 'in order,' she contacted her Pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes. She told him which songs she wanted sung at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she wanted to be buried in. Everything was in order and the Pastor was preparing to leave when the young woman suddenly remembered something very important to her.... 'There's one more thing,' she said excitedly. 'What's that ?' came the Pastor's reply. 'This is very important,' the young woman continued. 'I want to be buried with a fork in my right hand.' The Pastor stood looking at the young woman, not knowing quite what to say. 'That surprises you, doesn't it?' the young woman asked. 'Well, to be honest, I'm puzzled by the request,' said the Pastor. The young woman explained.. 'My grandmother once told

Woman Like You
FOREVER MINE IM HERE FOR U ALL THE TIME YOUR THE ONE ALWAYS ON MY MIND IM HERE THINKIN ABOUT MY LADY U AINT SHADY UR DA ONE DAT MADE ME SHES MY CUTIE PIE IM DREAMING OF U EVERY NIGHT UR PRETTY DEN THE WHOLE WORLD 2 ME WILL U STAY WITH ME FOR ETERNITY I WILL SPENT MY WHOL LIFE LOOKN INTO UR EYES SO DEEP INSIDE I WLL NEVA LIE U TAKE ME 2 DA SKY U MAKE ME FEEL LIKE IM IN A ROLLERCOSTER RIDE U DONT ASK 4 THINGS NO DIAMOND RINGS U BRING ME HAPPINNES I HOPE IS U WEN DA TELEFONE RINGS DATS Y UR DA GIRL OF MY DREAMS DA GIRL FOR ME I BE WIT U FOR ETERNITY IN REALITY AINT NO WOMAN LIKE DA ONE I GOT MY LUV 4 U WILL NEVA STOP I ALWAYS PUT U ON TOP I ALWAYS HAV A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART NO ONE CAN SEPARATE US APART I ALWAYS BE AT HOME WIT U N NEVA LEAVE U ALONE KUZ UR MY ZONE EACH MOMENT WIT U IS LIKE A DREAM KUM TRUE I LOVE U BABY MY BOO I DO ANYTHING 4 U N U KNOW I DO WE WER MEANT 2 B WEN IM CLOSE 2 U U SET ME FREE UR MY DESTINY MY REMEDY UR DA ONE I ADMIRED N DESIRED ME WIT OUT U MY LIFE WILL

Woman With Business
My name Desak Amik, i was Born in Denpasar-Bali-Indonesia. I am Wholesalers, Suppliers and Manufacture of Handicrafts BaliCv. Batu Cantik .Our Website is Legal verified registered business handicrafts manufacturer by Government in Bali and also has been verified and registered through National Agency Export Development ( NAFED ) Ministry of Trade Indonesia, We start our business since 2000. Bali is the most popular of Art and Crafts Handmade with high quality Products, I love all Fashion Art and handicraft so i start to design in Handbags, Purses, Gift, Crafts, Handicraft, Jewelry, Accessories, Shoes, Sandals, Beach Wear, Sarong Batik pareo with very high quality Export and very low in price. For now, we have more than Thousand design in all of Body Jewelries Costumes such as Wooden Bangles, Shells Bracelet, Wood Necklaces, Shell Earrings, Pearls Jewelry, Finger Rings, Home Made Woman Belt,Hair Accessories and all design very interested Buyer from Europe ,United State, U

Woman
when you are sad do these 10 things to make you happy: 1 laugh things could be worse 2 dance like there is no tomorrow 3 color or paint a picture 4 go for a swim in the pool 5 cook or bake your favorite food 6 update your wardrobe 7 sing like Jessie J 8 go for a bike ride in the park 9 feed the ducks and the geese 10 make a handicapped or an elderly person smile Music is a tal tent We want what we want and that is all there is too it. We can be greedy at times and have the tendency to burst out into anger.

A Woman Over 40
As I grow in age, I value women who are over forty most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over fort...y will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?” She doesn’t care what you think. If a woman over forty doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it’s usually something more interesting. A woman over forty knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of forty give a hoot what you might think about her or what she’s doing. Women over forty are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like

Woman Seeks Mothers Rapist, Murder
By Dave Hernder RIVER ROUGE — Forty-four-year-old Ruth Sharon Hoffman went missing June 20, 1986, but wasn’t listed as such by police until February 2005.It then took until September 2013 for her remains to be identified through a national missing persons’ database.

Woman
His embrace surrounds my body, the shell of my soul, but he doesn't feel me. His ears are touched by my words, the river of my emotions, but he doesn't hear me. Why? Why can't you see me instead of you? His lips move across mine, the seal of my desire, but he doesn't sense it. His being fills my womanhood, his ultimate conquest, but there will be others. Why? Why do I waste my time on this man? because... in him I see myself. A woman who won't see his soul, because.. he won't reveal it. A woman who won't hear his words, because.. he won't speak them. He hides his emotion. A woman who can't taste his truth in his kiss, because... he's poisoned it. A woman who is an object of his need, until... it is satisfied. Why? Because... in him I find me, woman.

The Woman 4 & 2 Be
My 2015 Rainbow Wish A Red Real Valentine A forest of green A sky that will be Blue A Golden Star ** that is You..1 Lady :) Lets walk under a Silver moon. I would lay you down in A field of rainbow (CLOVER) with such and strutting that's going buck you for a while ride that's desires of Glory & Grace and a (smile) On your Face :) That's the Rain with A bow the suns and the moon You Are God Made for Heaven the Woman 4 Me***+ see my nsfw pics :) :) :)

The Woman
She came tonight as I sat alone the girl I used to be She gazed at me with her earnest eye and questioned me reproachfully Have you forgotten the many plans and hopes I had for you? The great Master, the spendid service and obedience you would give? As she spoke, I was very sad for I wanted her pleased with me this slender girl from the shadowy past this girl I used to be Gently rising I took her hand and guided her through my life where fretfully sleeping, my desires lay patiently waiting to be completely fulfilled She saw my obedience and service given of love, need and desire She saw the joy of serving each day in sheltered walls of white for the dear ones who came and went As I shared with the girl I still might be she smiled through tears at me Hugging, she softly whispered "The small girl lives together with the Goddess you are meant to be" I saw the woman I am now pleased with the girl I used to be.

Woman
This is one of the best posts I've read about woman... Please read it completely... it's worth it... WOMAN. . . When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day... An angel came by and asked." Why spend so much time on her?" The lord answered. "Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?" She must function on all kinds of situations,

Women
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Women
WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and A black lace bra. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... One friend who Always makes her Laugh... And one Who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A good piece of furniture not previously owned by Anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE Eight matching plates, Wine glasses with stems, And a recipe for a meal that will Make her guests feel honored. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A feeling of control over Her destiny... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... How to fall in love Without losing herself... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... HOW TO QUIT A JOB AND CONFRONT A FRIEND WITHOUT RUINING THE FRIENDSHIP... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... When to try harder ... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... That she can't change The length of her calves, The width of her hips, or The nature of her parents... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... That her childhood May not have been Perf

Women Getting With Jerks
Kiki Anniston Reveals: “The "Secret Reason" Why Women Are Attracted To Jerks, Players and Just Plain Dangerously Wrong Guys.” An open letter to single women frustrated with dating the wrong guys... Hey Girlfriend, Can I ask you something personal? Be honest... Have you ever dated the type of guy that left you constantly waiting by the phone with an uneasy sick feeling in the pit of your stomach? Or a guy who made you feel bad about yourself, but for some reason you couldn’t leave him? (Of course, that same guy, at times, also made you feel like you were the only person on this planet - you know, that “hot-cold” type). And have you ever walked into a club and found yourself so attracted to one particular guy, you felt like you were in a trance and literally couldn't stop making eyes with him? If you answered yes to any of the above, it may be a sign that you’re susceptible to a certain “dangerous personality type” that psychiatrists have a SCARY so

Women Have The Power
Now come on now, its unfair i say. When it comes to sex, women/females have the power. If a guy wants sex, he has to charm her, take her out, spend money on her, and do whatever it takes to get it, but if a woman wants it all she has to do is go out and find a man and offer it, and bam she got the sex, cause you know whoever the man is, is not going to turn it down, well unless he is gay, then maybe.

Women Over 40
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it... Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess y

Women: Perfect Your Oral Technique
Not sure where to start when it comes to oral? Don't worry - there are tried and tested techniques that are easy to learn. Read on to perfect your oral sex technique and make him smile. The lollypop This one is often used in porn films because it allows him to see exactly what’s going on. To fuel this fantasy, drop to your knees. (Depending on your heights, he might need to stand on something - you need good access to his testicles.) Lift his penis to expose his testicles, then find the line that runs between them (it’s a tiny ridge that’s often a darker colour). Find where this starts on the underside of his testicles, and that’s where your lollypop lick starts - continuing, very slowly, to the tip of his penis. Repeat the full-length licks (at least 10), then move into the 'classic'. The classic Use one hand to hold the base of the penis and let saliva pool in your mouth (your tongue needs to be nice and slippery). Make a loose fist with your other hand and sli

Women Have Flaws!
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll

Women
Women are like apples: The best ones are at the top of the tree. Many men dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that arent as good, but easy . . . So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, theyre amazing They just have to wait for the right man to come along -- the one whos brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Id rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1. Im not going to change myself to fit into Your certain group 2. Always say you're sorry even if you dont understand what u did 3. No matter what dont talk to me about your ex-girlfriend 4. If you talk a big game be able to back that up 5. Dont say you got a big dick, because I'll asume otherwise 6. Stereo systems dont impress

Womens Prayer
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not too cheap. One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy's thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When promises to call, doesn't wait a week. I pray that he is gainfully employed and when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind, knows what to say when I ask "How big's my behind?" One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin, in the hall, garden and the kitchen! I pray that this man will love me to no end and never attempt to shag my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at this dickhead you sent me instead. Amen

Women
Yes my team is the Philadelphia Eagles,so stop hating on them,if you don't like to tuff,cause they are going to the superbowl if they get past the saints,that is all I have to say,eagles are by far the hottest team going into the semifinals of the nfc,so watch out for the eagles,garcia is now 6-1 as qb of the eagles.

Women & Men
I found this in my TagWorld Inbox recently and it literally made me go... WTF???? I won't say who it's from but I will say it's someone I am unsure I would want as a friend. How could anyone have such a cold, self centered attitude on life and love? All I can say is remember this... You reap what you sow. Now it's everyone else's turn... Let me know what you think? I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT I HAVE USED THOSE WHO LOVED ME THE MOST. I THINK THAT A WOMAN HAS TO DO WHAT SHE HAS TO DO TO BE TAKEN CARE OF NO MATTER WHO GETS HURT. MEN OWE IT TO ME TO BEG , BORROW OR STEAL TO TAKE CARE OF ME. LET'S FACE IT, A WOMAN HAS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION TO BE SURE THAT SHE IS TAKEN CARE OF. WHEN THE GUY DOESN'T MEET MY EXPECTATIONS AS TO WHAT I NEED, THEN IT'S TIME FOR HIM TO HIT TO ROAD. AM I WRONG TO THINK THIS WAY? ME ON THE OTHER HAND, I WANT TO DO WHAT I WANT TO DO, WHEN I WANT TO DO IT AND IT'S MY BUSINESS AS TO WHO I DO IT WITH, BUT THAT'S JUST ME. TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT I

Women
Here's to women, women are the most beautiful of all creations, women are as delicate as a flower, but when needed they are as tough as nails, women have have the power to cast a spell on men that will have us running butt naked down the street in the rain, so here's to the beautiful, down to earth, independent, women in the world, Black, White, Indian, Asian, Ect. we love you all, now if you'll excuse me, i have to go running, it looks as if it's going rain.

Women
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. Apple Computer reported today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music inside women's breasts. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

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shit is hitting the fan, and its hard not getting it on you! enjoy your ride to the gas pumps, because soon you will not be able to pay for the gas to get there!, i ask the sons what do we need for food this coming week, i cry, where am i going to get the money to pay? five items cost what 50 use to cost and looking at the forclose signs, on the way to the store makes you wonder, what is happening to my safe little haven? got home from the store broke and checked the mail and there from the irs was a note, did you make any money in 2007? if so send it in! i got to get inside were its safe, so i get on the computerdesk and first turn the tv, there bashing each other was obama trying to head off the lynching mob, and Bill in drag trying to run for his third time! (you don't really belive she will actually be pres? why would anyone want to vote this time? i guess the only reward is it can't be any worst than bush! i need to go potty! and i tried to shit, but only farted!!! like a thief in

A Women's Perfect Breakfast
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing wit

Women.......
A HAPPIER MARRIED LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other! The first blonde rubs the lamp and the genie magically appears. "Since there are three of you, I will give each one of you a wish," replies the genie. The first blonde thinks for a few minutes and says," I want to be 25% smarter." *POOF!* The blonde turns into a lovely redhead. The second blonde in amazement says, "Well, I want ot be 50% smarter." *POOF* The blonde turned into a beautiful brunette. The third blonde says, " I want to be 50% dumber." *POOF* She turns into a man. Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling v

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NEW YORK - Miss USA Tara Conner, who had come under criticism amid rumors she had been frequenting bars while underage, will be allowed to keep her title, Donald Trump announced Tuesday. "I've always been a believer in second chances," Trump, who owns the Miss Universe Organization with NBC, said with Conner at his side. Trump said he and Conner had met earlier Tuesday morning. "She left a small town in Kentucky and she was telling me that she got caught up in the whirlwind of New York," Trump said. "It's a story that has happened many times before to many women and many men who came to the Big Apple. They wanted their slice of the Big Apple and they found out it wasn't so easy." Conner won the title in April and has been living in New York. Recent media accounts of heavy drinking brought a storm of criticism, since she was underage at the time. She turned 21 on Monday. In a tear-choked voice, Conner said, "In no way did I think it would be possible for

Women...
Problems with many women these days, and why relationships can be so difficult for men. This was from a conversation with a group of guys, talking about the general populous of women out there. Body Image: They are too self concious and shy to enjoy the act of sex. They want the lights off, they don't want me to look at them no matter how hot they are, and they generally think they are the most hidious thing this side of Janet Reno. I'm not the guy that's just there to fuck you, just because I wanna get laid. If I'm fucking you, I think you're hot, and I want to see every part of you. Guys are visual, we get off on looking at beautiful women, which is why I want to look at you. This doesn't mean we need to fuck under the beam from the Luxor in Vegas, it just means it doesn't need to be pitch black just so we can fuck. Communication: Be it in person, thru text messages on cell phones, talking on the phone, or email they just don't fucking get it. They think that they can g

Women And The Things They Do
This blog is about women who overdress for work school and other places that are inappropriate. I am tired of having (yes of course by impulse) to look at these women at my job, wear these club worthy clothes to work. I know , you earned the right to wear whatever you want over the past lets say 30 years ,with your sexual independence and all, but now its just being taken too far! With these stretch jeans and baby tees over these overly voluptuous bodies, makeup and big butted switches that would make sir mix-a lot do a remix. Now I’m not just blowing off steam here or getting mad about something that I cant get my hands on either. I think that this is a general problem that needs to be addressed its offensive to other women, and its distracting to men. And in the workplace it should not be allowed period. Ok a little story about this you see at my overnight job, in the past few months, there has been a sharp increase of female employees between the ages of 18 to lets say 33. Al

Women And Beauty..
There is alot of Women online and in the world looking for love but weather the woman is skinny like some nasty fake model and nice and healthy like Queen latifah there is one thing that is not sexy or beautiful about a woman is smoking its degrading to the body and smells sure not sexy either when it comes to a kiss. I could never have a girl friend who smokes its just not healty and soon enough is sure not gunna be cheap for a pack of cigs and big time for a carton of them also and im sorry but a woman just can't hide it by mouth wash or gum or brushing her teeth and for sure not perfume.. Thank You for your time..

Women Over 40
> Subject: The Art of Knowing The Difference > > > > A RECENT STUDY FOUND OUT ON WHICH DAYS MEN PREFER TO HAVE SEX. IT WAS >FOUND THAT MEN PREFERRED TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY ON THE DAYS THAT >STARTED WITH THE LETTER "T". > EXAMPLES OF THOSE DAYS ARE AS FOLLOWS: > TUESDAY > THURSDAY > TODAY > TOMORROW > THANKSGIVING > THATURDAY > THUNDAY > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > RECENTLY ANOTHER SURVEY WAS CONDUCTED TO DISCOVER WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED >IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. > > FOLLOWING ARE THE SURVEY RESULTS: > 5% SAID IT WAS TO GET A GLASS OF WATER > 12% SAID IT WAS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM > 83% SAID IT WAS TO GO HOME > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > WHAT'S THE BEST FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL AFTER 50? > NUDITY > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? > ABOUT 45 LBS. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > WHAT'S THE

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why is it everytime men have a female friend there wife flips out.or when we know that somthing is bothring you why do you lie to us and say nothing,but to find out later it was somthing.heres a hint for you if we didnt want to know or didnt care then we would not ask.so the next time your man ask you whats wrong dont make him begg for the answer it wont do anything but cause a fight.oh yea and for god sake dont think we dont have a clue.we are dogs but were smart dogs.i know there are some cheating abusive men that aint worth to shits,but some of us are kind hearted and true to our vows....i myself have been married 3 times the first 2 ended when i cought them cheating.i have a good wife now but sometimes i dont get her.sometimes women seam to think men are all stupid....my answer to that is just keep thinking that...

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1. blunt ashes (nas) 2. waiting on the world to change (john mayer) 3. this is how we live (styles p) 4. ghetto mind frame (lil flip and lyfe) 5. lost without you (robin thicke) 6. leather so soft (lil wayne and birdman) 7. until the end of time (2pac) 8. carnival (natalie merchant) 9. dreaming (young jeezy and kiesha cole) 10. old english (game) 11. no apologies (eminem) 12. throw some d,s on it (rich boy) 13. poppin (chris brown) if my love was stranded on a dark road in the middle of no where how would you find it...lol.. check back with me for the answer... any man can have sex with a million women in one way....but it takes a real man to make love with one women in a million ways..be true to your self..only you know who you are

A Womens Vocabulary
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will p

Women....
WORDS WOMEN USE FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine". GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but it is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your

Women
In another life, I get hit for advice on the daily. I always hear the same problem, too. 'My husband isn't romantic.' 'My wife doesn't fuck me.' Well, do you have sex regularly? 'Yes, twice a week.' What kind of sex is it? 'Um, well, he...uh...goes down there, and um, kisses it, and then I assume the missionary position and we climax together.' How long does it take when he gets in the missionary? 'Um, a couple minutes.' Okay, how long did it take when he was giving you oral sex? '...ten or fifteen minutes, I guess' Sometimes I hear this without the oral sex, too. At least 70% of the time, it's women receiving and not giving as much. And before anybody gets big nipples and says 'I'm the exception', if you're the exception, then obviously this does not apply to you, so ignore this portion and give me some examples of dicks and pussy that would be insulting. For the ladies it does apply to (and you know who you are) stop being selfish in the Felatio region; branch out, but

Women R Bitches
ok so there are about 25% of wwomen i have meet that dont meet the criteria for waht i wrote for the title! but hte other 3/4 fuck you! tonight i was taking hte cab home and a girl got on that i knew since i was like 5, iand i knew her for like 6 years, and hten i moved away , then i ran into her again in the town i live in now. . S he was super nice to me when she first saw me and relized it was me, we got along just fine. but then i found out her b/f was treating her like shit( aka, beating hte shit out of her) and i kinda mentioned to her that i thought it was bull shit and to walk away from it and if he tried abything theres like 50 guys that would beat the living shit out of him, wich htere really was ( mainly cause shes such a sweetheart adn so cute) but i kept telling her i didnt want her to leave cause yes i do have a huge crush on her! but tonight i ran into her ya she was plowed out of her mind, but i tried helping her nad beging nice like i alwasy am and she told me to fu

Women Over 40...or Close To It...lol
60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell

Women
I just don't know how women can be tread like crap and still be with their b/f or husban. I have this lady friend of mine she says that she is fed up and not happy with the thing going on with her husban and I tell her that I can help to get her out of that life but she still puts up a front I just don't know what to do any more. If any one of you know what to do let me know what to do peace in Iraq andrew Dear Family, Friends, and Fubar people, Well I am just upset back in Dec. I found out a close friend of mine has HPV and that it could lead to cancer. Well she had a pap and it came back that it was abnormal. It just got me down because I don't want to lose her. She has been someone that has helped me through the darkest parts of my life and she talked me out of killing myself also. It is just hard for me to deal with people that have cancer because I lost some one that I loved and hold dear to me and that was my mom's mother. I was her baby boy, and first grandson so I was

Women In The U.s. Army
Women have served in the United States Army since 1775. They nursed the ill and wounded, laundered and mended clothing, and cooked for the troops in camp on campaign; services that did not exist among the uniformed personnel within the Army until the Twentieth Century. Women are an invaluable and essential part of the Army. Currently, women serve in 91 percent of all Army occupations and make up about 14 percent of the active Army. Women continue to have a crucial role in the War on Terrorism and their sacrifices in this noble effort underscore their dedication and willingness to share great sacrifices.

Women ! Know Your Value
WOMEN ! KNOW YOUR VALUE This is written in the Hebrew Talmud, the book Where all of the sayings and preaching of Rabbis are conserved over time. It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman Cry, because God counts her tears . The womanCame out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be Walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but From the side to be equal. Under the arm to be Protected, and next to the heart to be loved." Pass this on to all exceptional women that you know.. And to men so they know the value of a woman.

Women Everywhere In My Life...
WOMEN EVERYWHERE IN MY LIFE I was born, a woman was there to hold me.......... my mother I grew as a child...... a woman was there to care for me and to play with me.......... ..my sister I went to school..... a woman was there to help me learn....... ....my teacher I became depress, whenever I lost a woman was there to offer a shoulder ............ my wife I became tough...... a woman was there to melt me.......... ..my daughter I am dying a woman is there to absorb me in.... my motherland

Women
By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish. "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so

Women Vs Men
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST > >She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. >And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. > _____ > >WOMEN'S REVENGE >"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. >As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. >"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, >and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." > _____ > >UNDERSTANDING WOMEN >(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) > >I know I'm not going to understand women. >I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. > _____ > >MARRIAGE SEMINAR > >While attending a Marr

Women Soldier Afraid To Drink?
Print This Story E-mail This Story Read more of Marjorie Cohn's columns For background, see: Marjorie Cohn | Bush on Trial for Crimes against Humanity • Marjorie Cohn | Abu Ghraib General Lambastes Bush Administration • Military Hides Cause of Women Soldiers' Deaths By Marjorie Cohn t r u t h o u t | Report Monday 30 January 2006 In a startling revelation, the former commander of Abu Ghraib prison testified that Lt. Gen. Ricardo Sanchez, former senior US military commander in Iraq, gave orders to cover up the cause of death for some female American soldiers serving in Iraq. Last week, Col. Janis Karpinski told a panel of judges at the Commission of Inquiry for Crimes against Humanity Committed by the Bush Administration in New York that several women had died of dehydration because they refused to drink liquids late in the day. They were afraid of being assaulted or even raped by male

Women
In case someone forgot to teach you how or what you should expect: *respect- her and her opinions as she should do yours *listen -even if you don't like what she has to say she needs to say it, and who knows you may learn something *open the door for her-yes she can do it her self that is not the point the point is the little damn things *little things- mean as much or more then the big ones because they show you really do care enough to do them and are thinking of her *never- lie to her what hurts is not just the crime but the lie, that you could not even be stand up enough to except responseablty for it *never- cheat if you love her, she is all you need and if you need more and she doesn't, then get out, small pain here is better than major hurt later. *never- judge with out hearing her side *never- belive she is perfect she is human that means flaws *never- diss her flaws they are what make her unique in all the world *never- try to change her, support and encourage her

Women And Men
There just doesn't seem to be any real women or men out there these days. I see all these women my age or older trying to act like some little teenager on these type of sites and it just irritates me. At our age we should be aware of who we are and not trying to be what other people want us to be or what we think they want. It's funny because I'm always seeing guys my age robbing the cradle and getting together with girls that are just out of high school. Not until recently have I figured out why. In my opinion, it's because these girls have high hopes of families and that perfect life so the guys are either taking advantage of it or in a fatasy land and think that the girl is actually ready for that sort of thing. For you guys that may read this, if you are taking advatage of a situation then you are a piece of shit. You are the reason women are untrusting of us good guys. If you are living in that fantasy world then let the girl grow up and deal with lifes experiences as everyone els

Women
> The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. > >The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. > >The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. > >The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". > >The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. > >The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. > >

Women
ive pretty much given up on trying to figure out women.they tell you one ting and mean another and are really hard to make happy.And y is it that most great women always stay with losers who treat them like shit instead of giving the good guys a chanch huh. well who knows maybe one day this will change but damn im sick of it.

Women's Ass Study
There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses. I thought the results were pretty interesting: 25% of women think their ass is too fat... 10% of women think their ass is too skinny... The other 65% say that they don't care; they love him, he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway... LOL have a good day my friends !

Women's Poem Vs. Men's Poem
WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Women Are Insane, And Men Are Just Nucking Futz
1) bachalor goes to laundrymate to do his laundry, puts everything in one load in the supersized washer... Women in the place look at him with horror.... 2) Women come up to the guy they love and who loves them and asks the question, "Does this dress make me look fat?" Look, no matter how we answer, we are in trouble. 3) There is always the eternal question that women ask, "Why did you ask me out." Guys, piece of advice, do not say anything that includes the words knockers, boobs, butt etc. Unless you are ready to die. Say something about thier eyes, safe, romantic and they will give you a bit of credit. 4) Why do women complain about the toilet seat being left up? a little tap and down it goes. Ladies, this is referred to kenetic energy due to gravity. simple physics. 5) Ladies, baseball is not just a game, the world series is not just another baseball game. They are part of the sacred fabric of this country. 6) Yes, High School football in texas IS a

Women Over 40 !
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her

Women
Well, the army did 3 things for me. 1: It gave me alot of training I'll need for combat, and survival. 2: It got me back in shape. 3: It destroyed any chance of getting a descent job. Yea, ya see, I'm in the reserve, which means I can't work one week a month, and I'll be going out of country next fall; no big rite? Well apparently not to employers. I lost my job in may, and I only had that job because it was a friend. I have been trying for 6 months to find a new job, but every time an employer sees RESERVE, it's an automatic DENIED. I know this because I have talked to the managers at 4 companies, and they all said the same thing. I may be a good worker, and I may be more than qualified for the job, but being unavailable any time, as a big problem. Now I can't pay my rent, I can't take care of anything. I'm just luck that my gf's mom likes me, and let me stay with them. All I have to do is take care of the house, and take care of what bills and expenses I can with what ev

Womens Dream Team
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Why not spend the rest of your life as your own boss. You decide when to get up in the mornings, when to work and when to play. It is possible to do exactly that! Work from home with your own home business, set your own hours and work with other women just like you! That is what we were looking for when we found the Women’s Dream Team - a group of women helping and empowering other women to be their best! The Women’s Dream Team is an online community of women who desired to get more out of life with the flexibility to have time for leisure and most importantly, family. We offer a professional, corporate-like home-based opportunity to earn part time to full time income. Through our online training system and support you can't help but to achieve your goals. It doesn't matter where you begin, only where you finish. The most important thing is that you can work from home and be with your family. With our support an online training,

Women In Midlife Lmao
For the YOUNG ONES… read the very last part of this and you will understand why I sent this (other than I SURE do not want to gain 10 pounds)! As for those of us that can reflect on some of these situations… ENJOY!!!! ***************************************************************************************** If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds k I can almost feel myself losing weight . . . by forwarding this to you! You'll understand at the end. I've seen two shows lately that went on and on about how mid-life is a great time for women. Just last week Oprah had a whole show on how great menopause will be . Puhleeeeeeeze! I've had a few thoughts of my own and would like to share them with you. Whether you are pushing 40, 50, 60 (or maybe even just pushing your luck), you'll probably relate. Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache. In mid-l

Women
promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps. I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe. I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow. I will shave the hairs off my big toe. I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there. If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it. I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good friend Dr. Scholl's if my feet need him. I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into

Women
When women drink - sad but true 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO. 4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO 5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. 6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" 7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US. 8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. 9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN. 10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW

Women
ya know almost all women are the same...I cant say all of them are but most of them...90% of women out there are stuck up or atleast think they are better than you and of course that just makes it worse cause i hate women like that..isnt there any out there just want to spend their life with a good man with alot of dreams..ya, I am on my way to get my dreams but ya have that huge ass hill to climb and ya got to work hard to get the things in life that you really want..ya I am sometimes a little picky but I know what I want as long as the woman dont bitch all the time and will treat me with the same amount of respect as I give and stuff then I dont bitch...one of these days I will find the one that is right..I have found a couple women that I thought was right but must not have been but cant say I didnt try...

A Womens Self Image
Below is something that I feel passionate about. Not only because I am a woman of size but for the years I have seen and felt the persecution's of not fitting into that skimpy sexy dress. Even though I have been an athlete and been active most of my life. It just was not in the cards for me to be that so called Perfect size. Now that health issues have taken me down another path in my life, and I can no longer be that athlete I once was. I stand Strong and Tall in being the woman I am. I saw a bulletin that made me give this answer to: As women we have to take control of our life and stop letting men dictate to us , who we are. Our bodies were not meant to be a bean pole, we were giving natural beautiful mountains and valleys in our personal landscape we call our bodies. OUR bodies bring forth life and is equip to nourish the next generation and it is meant to be soft and cuddly to embrace those we love, so they feel comforted. Be proud of who you are, Do not let an

Women Are The Weaker Sex?
Why Women are Crabby We start to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find anything that comes in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurts so bad it brings us to tears. Enter the almighty, uncomfortable training bra contraption the boys in school will snap until we have calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we now bloat, we cramp, we get the hormone crankies, have to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) is having sex for the first time which is about as much fun as having a ramrod push in your uterus through your nostrils leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it's off to Motherhood where we learn to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we don't spend the entire day leaning over Brother John. Of course, amazing creatures

Womens Dictionary
WOMENS DICTIONARY Body: Dictionary for women Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner." Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them. Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church. Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks. Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms. Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game. Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour wri

Women's Funnies
Women's Funnies Body: WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. ________________________________ WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." ________________________________ UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

Women's Words
Words Women Use 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Don't be mad about this, it is just the same 5 minutes you use when it's your turn to help do things around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1). 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard befo

Women Beware!!
TO ALL WOMEN!! MUST READ!! Body: ALL LADIES NEED TO READ THIS!!!!! A woman at the nightclub, 'Crow Bar'- on Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her.Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood, with Progesterex, which is essentially a small sterilization pill. The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape and sterilize their victims. Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals. Rumor has it that Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug. As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girls drink. The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before. Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the victim doesn't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about having a pater

Womens Dictionary
Alien Disclosure from an Astronaut by Clark C. McClelland, former ScO, Space Shuttle Fleet, Kennedy Space Center, Florida (1958-1992) Prior to the fateful launch of the space shuttle Challenger on January 28, 1986, I had the honour and pleasure of sharing conversations with several members of that crew. During one of many pre-mission preps for the Challenger mission, I came upon Lt. Col. Ellison Onizuka in the Vehicle Assembly Building (VAB) at launch complex 39. I had an assignment to assess some problems at the Launch Control Center (LCC) and needed to access the main drawing files. A file operator was there and I went to her for assistance. Ellison walked in on our conversation and we exchanged greetings. Jokingly, I asked him if he had important business with her, and he said "yes, Clark" with a big smile. I told her to help Lt. Colonel Ellison first, and I would wait. She opened a plastic bag that had a packet of goodies for this very important customer. Ellison "loved"

A Womens Beauty
A Womans Beauty Isnt Measured By How Many Men Chase her, Its By How Many Women Envy Her, Jealousy Neva Lies In Females Shit I parts with nothin yall be frontin me give my heart to a man?Not for nothin, it'll never happen Ill be forever mackin, Heart cold as assassins. I gots no passion I got no patience And I hate waitin, Some of ya biggest haters are really ya biggest admirers. Their pride and fear wont allow them to tell ya the truth!

Women
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. Keep reading-they get better!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understa

Women Vs Men
HER DIARY Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn’t flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior; I don’t know why he didn’t say, “I love you too.” When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. he seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I

Women Over 40
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman

Women Anger Me... Lol
ok i just have to get this off my chest.... why is it that when a women changes her mind everything is suppose to be in the world... yet if a male changes his mind ohh all hell will break loose if women dont agree with it... i dont fuckin get it... is this some sort of payback for the "double standard"?? the double standard being if a girl sleeps around she's a whore, but if a male does it's just accepted by society... i just dont get it though... no matter who you are if you make plans fuckin keep them.. dont change your mind and leave people hanging... tired of that shit... No offence to any females out there... but damn girls make up your mind and keep it that way... you all change your thoughts and plans more then you do your clothes... anyways... if any females can prove me wrong on this then by all means i'm open to listen... till then i think i'll just become a monk and leave in peace...........................

Womens Study
There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty interesting: 1. 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big. 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small. 3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway.

Women
This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes. He says: "As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A

Women
Is there a woman who can be 100% truthfull??? Is there a woman who can tell you how she feels? Is there a woman who wants a man to allways be there? Is there a woman who wants a guy thats does everything right? Is there a woman who wants that guy to devote all of his time and energy into making her the happiest woman in the world? Is there a woman who can be 100% truthfull??? Is there a woman who can tell you how she feels? Is there a woman who wants a man to allways be there? Is there a woman who wants a guy thats does everything right? Is there a woman who wants that guy to devote all of his time and energy into making her the happiest woman in the world? Let me save you fuckers some time... The answer is D. None of the above. That is what every woman thinks she wants until she gets it, then when she has it there is no pity factor. Pity Factor - A term used broadly to describe what a woman wants. i.e. If at the end of the she doesnt have a reason to bitch at you,

Women Vs. Girls
Grown Women Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home. Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own

Women Are Funny Creatures
Its funny how some women on here will put pictures on their profiles that are rated nsfw and honestly expect men to NOT want to look or to even ask to look. Its like putting a big fat juicy steak in front of a dog that hasnt eaten in a week and expect that dog not to try and eat it. (and yes I do realize that I just compaired men to dogs lol). Now I was married to a woman that actually looked for any reason possible to bitch about something, she was later diagnosed with a mild form of schizophrenia. Hmmmm. Well I guess the one thing that we all can probably agree on is that we will never understand the opposite sex. Like why a man would actually want to see NSFW pictures of women or why women would put them out for men to ask to see so they can bitch about it when it happens. Life is a funny thing.

Women And Football
Contrary to what some men might think, there are women who like Football. I am one.....I LOVE Football. Being Canadian, I of course love the CFL. GO Alouettes GO!!!!!. But after the CFL season ends, I am all NFL. My Sundays are devoted to flipping the channels, it's tough to watch 3 games at the same time. Chicken wings, beer, popcorn are my companions, plus Kim my roomate of course. We scream, we cheer, we complain, we laugh and we have a blast. My favorite teams, now that will make some of you go.....Huh???? I absolutely love the Saints. The Colts, the Patriots and the Giants are also some of my favorite teams. And NO, I don't watch the game only for the great looking asses out there. I know, love, understand the game and I am crazy about Football. Enough said.

Women Are Phenominal........... ;-)
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue with out complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to

Women..
Ok first off. Please understand this is nothing personal. This is all based on frustration. What the hell do you want from me? You say you don't want a guy that just wants sex. Yet I hear left and right that pretty much Virgins are almost non-existant these days. You say you don't want an asshole. Yet the bottom line is you date them anyway. If you don't want them then quit dating them. Pick out the nerdiest guy in the room if you have to ya know? You say you want a nice guy but the undisputed fact is it takes an act of the Lord God Almighty for you to actually date one. I'm not an ugly guy, I'm actually decently good looking. But I'm not selfish, I DON'T want it to be all about me. But do beautiful women want any part of me? Not usually. Truth is even though I remain on the side of beautiful women and not against them, they appear a world of contradictions, saying one thing and doing another. So lets get down to it. What do they REALLY want? Obviously wha

Women
Why females should avoid girls night out after they are married: The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise" were my last words. Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00 am and a bit loaded, we piled into a cab and headed for our respective homes Just as I got through the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Realizing my husband would probably wake up, I quickly cuckooed another 9 times. I was particularly proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution to cover up my tardiness. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos....MIDNIGHT). The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. He didn't raise an eyebrow and continued to read the morning paper. Whew! Got away with that one!! Then he said, "I think we might need a new cuc

Women
I see I'm gonna have to clean up my friends list again, very few drop me a line to Hi!. I'm not here for the rates or the level just to chat and make friends. My friend "can't say who" under threat of deleation! such a sweetheart!, just had a problem with a Wannabe Hero! "I'm in War Hero" type of guy.... you know the type! I have been there and done that! One thing I learned a Looong time ago is that Women are a precious gift to Man and not to take that for granted! If this Character is REALLY in "HERO", he was taught to respect others! If he has a MOTHER, SHE SHOULD HAVE TAUGHT HIM!!!!!!! I'm sorry if I am Venting! I despise "HEROS" that claim things they aren't! If a "HERO" like that ever came across someone who was "there" he should run... WE KNOW who you are! So "HERO" when you "COME BACK FROM THE SANDBOX" come see me.... we can "CHAT" about your "HEROISM"! WHAT EACH KISS MEANS -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ea

Women Please Read
We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you."

Women Are Wierd!
Well, I am convinced that this place is just like going to a real bar. If you don't get drunk and get nasty and rude with the women, they want nothing to do with you. What is it that women enjoy about being verbally abused by some freakin drunk, and mauled and pawed by that drunk --- what is it about that scenero that turns women on? It's downright stupid on their part to tolerate that kind of abuse!! But they seem to love it!! So for my part ladies, if you like that sh*T and it turns you on, just stay away from me cause I am not into treating women that way!! It is really stupid!! A guy comes in here and all I see from the folks already here is "FAN ME, FRIEND ME, RATE ME!" Ok, so you do that and you get a few points. The women accept your friend request because (I think) they get points for that. But do they send you a request back? Do they rate you? Hell no! You'd think if the broad lives in California and the guy is in New york, that she wouldn't be afraid of him being

Women Work
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say, It's in the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.

Women Friends
THIS SAYS IT ALL: Time passes. Life happens. Distance separates. Children grow up. Jobs come and go. Love waxes and wanes. Men don't do what they're supposed to do. Hearts break. Parents die. Colleagues forget favors. Careers end. BUT......... Sisters are there, no matter how much time and how Many miles are Between you. A girl friend is never farther away Than needing her can reach. When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you Have to walk it by yourself, the women in your life Will be on the valley's rim, cheering you on, Praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on Your behalf, and waiting with open arms at the Valley's' end. Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk Beside you...Or come in and carry you out. Girlfriends, daughters, granddaughters, Daughters-in-law, sisters, sisters-in-law, Mothers, Grandmothers, aunties, nieces, cousins, and extended Family, all bless our life! The world

Women..clever Evil Witches!!!!
A woman & a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.. The woman takes the bottle and immediately

Womens Worth
THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS PEOPLE are the clever and Attractive ones with the very wrong ideas. I"LL FACE REALITY WHEN I COME TO IT But not a moment sooner CIRCUMSTANCES BROUGHT US TOGETHER But soon our love don't need circumstances any more. a mountain high and clouds above he takes me to this place i follow him, anticipating my heart a frenzied pace and thru the clearing we stand alone the view before us grand he turns to me and pulls me close and intertwine our hands i gaze into those lapis eyes and lose myself complete and kiss his lips and squeeze him tight driven by my pounding heartbeat so sweet his kiss, so hot his breath our tongues twirling, teasing fast our hands embracing, tugging clothes

Women, Wtf?
So, I'm just wondering: is it really so much to ask of women, or even guy friends for that matter, to keep in touch from time to time? I'm a simple man, I just want a woman to know that I care about her, and that she at least cares mildly about me. Be that just a simple text or 5-minute phone call whenever. The fact that I've been proverbially "stood up" so many times from people who say they'll "call me back" or "get back to me" is completely ludicrous. I can withstand that up to twice from a single person, the third time, I start to think they're deliberately ignoring me or whatever. SHIT, I wouldn't even care if they just were busy, but if they got back to me the next day or whenever at least say "hey I was busy, sorry I didn't get back to you" I'd be perfectly fucking fine! BUT THAT NEVER HAPPENS. So seriously, guys need attention just like women do, we need to know that the people we care about at LEAST care about us, so am I actually asking too much from them? really? Just

Women
I am trying to build a playlist to put up in my stash and all and I am trying to do it from music on my computer I have been to project playlist and did what it said there as far as signing up now it is finding out the rest. I have had a couple people tell me to change to html not sure what that is since I am a newbie and trying hard to learn this in a short period of time any other help would be greatly taken. Also all the music I have on the CPU is taken from CD's does that matter? I was kept up all night by the same girl calling me every 10 minutes wanting to talk I told her that there is nothing to discuss I am done with her and I am sticking to my guns. Yeah we had some good times but we had more bad than good. I would like to thank all that is helping out a newbie. Trying to build up myself is hard alone so with all of your help I am going to make in a short period of time. Keep it coming and again thanks

Women Who Smoke
I look at smoking as art in motion, a very unique, sensual and seductive habbit to have and i find it really sexy when a woman smokes. Just watching her style of inhale, exhaling and enjoying it all is a real turn on for me. I love it when the woman can blow it in my face as well. Does anybody else feel this way? Or want to smoke for me?

Women Lol
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish................................49. Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone. Athletic...............................No breasts. Average looking....................Moooo. Beautiful..............................Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure................On medication. Feminist................................Fat. Free spirit............................Junkie. Friendship first......................Former slut. New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned.......................No BJs. Open-minded.......................Desperate. Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing. Professional..........................Bitch. Voluptuous..........................Very Fat. Large frame.........................Hugely Fat. Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.

Women.. Geez
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favourite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 ,but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help! Thanks, Troubled User..... ____________ _________ _________ _______ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impos

Women
I need to get out of this town. Im tired of selfish women who when they dont get things there way im the selfish inconsiderate bastard... Women say that they want a man that is honest works hard for his family keeps a clean house and helps on his days off. Even when you provide those things for them why is it still not good enough for some of them?? Why do we work so hard so that there not with a "BUM" and give them the things in life that other women crave for in their current relationships and arent getting them. What is good enough for a woman to keep her happy???? Does anybody know???

Women And The Art Of Survival
A little something I stumbled across. It was said best by the precocious son of a gynecologist in the movie Kindergarten Cop. "Boys have a Penis. Girls have a Vagina." There you have it. The simplest and easiest identification as to how a man's and woman's bodies are wired differently. However, in 1990 when that movie was made, I had no idea how much more developed a woman's body was than a man's. No, not because as a 15 yr old male I had almost been to second base twice (hands on boobies over the shirt) and not yet experienced the joy that is a girl's naked body. But because I had not yet lived with that same girl. What I failed to realize then, that I know now, is that mother nature prepared the woman's body for survival much better than it did the man's. Having grown up fascinated with the discovery channel and specials on female spiders that kill their mates after sex and psycho birds that feed their male partners to newly hatched chicks, I should have realized the human ra

Women????
I have a question for all of you and I hope that you will all give me some feedback on this one. What is it that all of these women on Fubar and other sights that have to show as much as they can in order to get replies? I am not saying that I don't love a beautifull womans body because I do. But I also would like to see a womans eyes. The eyes are the porthole to the soul and there is where you see the true person inside. As for me, but I know that I can not speak for all of us men and some of you women, I would love to be able to see more of your eyes when I look at the photos. So please leave some comments on this one for me when you read it. Thank you from your favorate vamp. The past couple af days has opened me eyes to who are my friend in this sight and who isn't. I opened my home to Tink and she crapped all over it and has started to tell everyone that she and I know that I kicked her out with noplace to go. Well the trueth is, that she left after two days worth of her additude

Women Over 40
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise,often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger

Women Fear Getting Married
MODERN women have joined the hordes of men who fear commitment. While the number of single women continues to rise, the growing number of women with commitment issues has also increased. Modern women now feel the world is at their feet, and getting married and losing that freedom can be much less appealing. So many choose to delay or boycott marriage until later in life. The term commitment phobia was coined by Steven Carter and Julia Sokol in 1987 in their New York Times bestseller, Men Who Can't Love. Over the past 20 years, the term has gained momentum worldwide and still continues to be a relationship paradigm. The fear of commitment refers to a lack of confidence in maintaining a long-term romantic relationship. The irony of commitment phobia is that the individuals crave what they fear most: love and connection. The more they wish to fall in love with someone, the more confused and scared they become. It is not that commitment-phobic individuals don't w

Women's Interest
I thought this was illarious. A ROADSIDE toilet stop ended in pain, embarrassment and almost death for a tourist when a highly venomous snake bit the end of his penis. The deadly brown snake slithered between his legs and lunged at his manhood as he crouched on a roadside near Laura, 300km northwest of Cairns, about a month ago. Details of the incident only came to light yesterday after they were confirmed by a paramedic. "It certainly had a swipe at him," an ambulance spokesman said yesterday. "But it didn’t envenomate him. "As it came through it must have got a bit of a shock." The snake beat a hasty retreat, leaving its victim with a scratch, vomiting and abdomen pain. Emergency workers raced to the scene to treat the man. The wound was wrapped in plastic in case poison had penetrated the skin but medical staff gave the man the all-clear after conducting tests. He was taken to Cooktown Hospital where he spent a night recovering. The ambulance spoke

Women Beware
AN ASSHAT DECIDED WHILE I WAS BUSY TAKING CARE OF STUFF IN REAL LIKE DECIDED HE WOULD TALK SHIT IN MY SHOUTBOX NOT ONLY THAT THE DUMBASS DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL SO HERE IS HIS LINK Bakir@ fubar HERES THE SCREEN SHOTS THESE WILL OPEN IN A NEW WINDOW FOR VIEWING NOW I'M NOT GOING TO BOTHER BLOCKING HIM CUZ HE IS TO STUPID

Women In Film
Women In FilmAdd to My Profile | More Videos Description: 80 years of female portraits in cinema - Mary Pickford, Lillian Gish, Gloria Swanson, Marlene Dietrich, Norma Shearer, Ruth Chatterton, Jean Harlow, Katharine Hepburn, Carole Lombard, Bette Davis, Greta Garbo, Barbara Stanwyck, Vivien Leigh, Greer Garson, Hedy Lamarr, Rita Hayworth, Gene Tierney, Olivia de Havilland, Ingrid Bergman, Joan Crawford, Ginger Rogers, Loretta Young, Deborah Kerr, Judy Garland, Anne Baxter, Lauren Bacall, Susan Hayward, Ava Gardner, Marilyn Monroe, Grace Kelly, Lana Turner, Elizabeth Taylor, Kim Novak, Audrey Hepburn, Dorothy Dandridge, Shirley MacLaine, Natalie Wood, Rita Moreno, Janet Leigh, Brigitte Bardot, Sophia Loren, Ann Margret, Julie Andrews, Raquel Welch, Tuesday Weld, Jane Fonda, Julie Christie, Faye Dunaway, Catherine Deneuve, Jacqueline Bisset, Candice Bergen, Isabella Rossellini, Diane Keaton, Goldie Hawn, Meryl Streep, Susan Sarandon, Jessica Lange, Michelle Pfeiffer, Sigourney Weave

Women Are Evil
Women are evil A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced to a fiver when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the shops. She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital. She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful cream slice complementary from the last shop. She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's con

Womens Asses
WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, the results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their ass is too fat............ 10% of women think their ass is too skinny...... The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they wouldn't trade him for the world. God grant me the laughter to help me see the past with perspective, face the future with hope, and celebrate today--- without taking myself too seriously.

Women - And Why I Love Them.
What I want for Christmas. 1. Sexy Underwear Pictures: I know it seems strange, but seeing my most beautiful friends, in fantastic underthings (Bras, panties, socks and stockings, corsets, teddies, petticoats, bodysuits and nude...if that's what you wear under your things), would do more to bring about my good cheer than all of the 'material' things on the list 2. Hugs and Kisses: I am a very emotional person and I don't always feel like I am loved or found to be very attractive. So it would be nice, if you can't or don't want to give me something else on this list, if you would just hug and kiss me. Honestly and lovingly. And don't worry, I wont be weirded out or anything...just hug and kiss me...and mean it..

Women & Wine
We can share the women We can share the wine We can share what we got of yours 'Cause we done shared all of mine Keep a rolling Just a mile to go Keep on rolling, my old buddy You're moving much too slow I just jumped the watchman Right outside the fence Took his ring, four bucks in change Now ain't that heaven sent? Hurts my ears to listen, Shannon Burns my eyes to see Cut down a man in cold blood, Shannon Might as well be me We used to play for silver Now we play for life One's for sport and one's for blood At the point of a knife Now the die is shaken Now the die must fall There ain't a winner in this game Who don't go home with all Not with all... Leaving Texas Fourth day of July Sun so hot, clouds so low The eagles filled the sky Catch the Detroit Lightning Out of Santa Fe Great Northern out of Cheyenne From sea to shining sea Gotta get to Tulsa First train we can ride Got to settle one old score And one small point of pride...

~women And Men Who Love Women.....~
This is being posted as recieved from someone who loves me(my Dad)....no changes have been made.....Please spread the word....GoD Bless All.....pEaCe. SIGNS OF OVARIAN CANCER (Even In The Absence Of Ovaries) An Eye-Opener On Ovarian Cancer THIS IS A MUST TO READ TO THE END I hope you all take the time to read this and pass it on to all you can. Send this to the women in your life that you care about. Years ago, Gilda Radner died of ovarian cancer. Her symptoms were inconclusive, and she was treated for everything under the sun until it was too late. This blood test finally identified her illness but alas, too late. She wrote a book to heighten awareness. Gene Wilder is her widower. Kathy's Story: this is the story of Kathy West As all of you know, I have Primary Peritoneal Cancer. This cancer has only recently been identified as its OWN type of cancer, but it is essentially Ovarian Cancer. Both types of cancer are diagnosed in the same way, with the

Women Are Truly Amazing
A Woman is truly amazing.' And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take 'no' for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor w ith a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-

Women
Cleaning Poem I asked the Lord to tell me Why my house is such a mess. He asked if I'd been 'computering', And I had to answer 'yes.' He told me to get off my butt And tidy up the house. And so I started cleaning up... The smudges off my mouse. I wiped and shined the topside. That really did the trick... I was just admiring my work.. I didn't mean to 'click.' But click, I did, and oops I found A real absorbing site. That I got SO way into it. I was into it all night. Nothing's changed except my mouse It's very, very shiny. I guess my house will stay a mess... While I sit here on my hiney. A WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong.One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

Women Store
Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep

Women & Men
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

Women R Not Transparent, Apparently, Lol!
9 Words Women Use 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding h

Women
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. WOMEN'S REVENGE 'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused tocome shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.' UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,

Women And Hatred
If you are truly a true friend, than you would not let what others tell you about a person base your opinion of that person. If you are a true friend, or a true human being, you will get to know a person YOURSELF and not what others say. Be grown...and don't let your online g/f or friends control your life or your friendships. I have been on this site for well over a year and unfortunately, I have alot more haters than I ever imagined. I don't bother these ppl and I let them be. Most of the hatred stems from me and my bubbly personality and me being able to be friends with men more easily than women. Now we all know how Fubar seems to be the new hook up spot and ppl are falling in love thru the computer more now without even meeting ppl. So when I become friends with a man and they seem to like my honesty and just who I am a person, their "online" lover gets upset and hence becomes my hater and feels the need to make up lies and talk shit about me. That's when I exit left....my hater

Women
Why do women cheat when they have it all? For that matter, why does any! cheat when they have it all?? Why do some guys have all the luck??? why do some guys get the attached women?? Why do some guys only get girls when they are with some 1?? why is it when they are single no1 wants to even hang out..........

Women
wel im a man of four. 4 mothers with four kids three r gurls here in ny.the final child is a son out in tennessee. each of the CUNTS i was with either cheated on me or didnt wanna settle down...recently i started to talk to my first kids mother n told her how i wanted to make a difference for jazmyn's sake but tha didnt turn out well when she wanted to work things out but to find out l8r that she was using me to make her fat ugly shrek looking retard jealous an to use me for a rebound. she told me in the heat of an arguement that she was a fool to ever dated me an out of spite hatred an sadness told her str8 to her face while in her face that i was a fool for even giving her jazmyn.not realizing till the next day of what i said apoligized an started argueing some more ,well she loves to argue bout the past n not worry bout the present an how im standing there visiting our daughter trying to make up our lost time, but she dont realize that n has to stilll be stuck inthe past.please som

Women
Why Women Cry... A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put prayed to God who would surely know the answer. When God responded he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be to be made special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. gave her the sensitivity t

Women And Videogames
So yeah I've begun to notice that a lot of women on Fubar treat it like a videogame..lol, I mean this site just like myspace, twitter and all that other shit is a social networking site where u can meet other people and chat, now I'm not saying chatting with sumone gives u the obligation to meet with them, but i see alot of woman that are just here to get cherry bombed, blinged, fudrunk, and to level and they can give a crap about networking with anyone at all. And my favorite is the "R/F/A and i will get u back...so u go head and do it and get nuthing back. OH NO...my real favorite is the "hey can i see yoru nsfw's? sure after you bling me" LOLOLOL WOW!! that one is priceless!!! hmm wait a minute, that reminds me of sumone, lets see help me out people, who sells either there body or pictures of them naked for money....hmmm, that's right whores!! LOLOLOLOL No disrepect to any woman inparticular but if you were offended by this then you should prolly check yourself first b4 backlashing

Women’s Shoes – Not Necessarily Expensive
A pair of new shoes might not cure a broken heart or soothe a tension headache but they will relieve the symptoms and chase away the blues’ –these words were written by the famous Fashion critic, Holly Brubach. Well this statement reflects that shoes are of immense importance and they are an integral part of fashion. The origin of women shoes dates back to B.C years. In some parts of the world, they are a symbol of status. ... Carlos Santana Shoes Baby Phat Shoes Sperry Shoes Mudd Shoes Anne Klein Shoes

Women
ok, so I think that most women feel so much pressure from society to look and act a certain way, that the majority find it easier to just fit in, no matter how NOT them it is, rather than be different. only the truly strong women out there will take the chance of being different. The majority of women are middle grounders who prefer to go with the flow rather than to actually be ourselves and be noticed. what if people notice the things we don't WANT them to see? is it worth the risk? I think so. out flaws make us perfect in who we are... (h)

Women Who Loves Women
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dear ladies, if your tired of being around assholes who treat you like $h!t, stop hanging out and trying to get with them. Get with the guys you put in the friendzone cause guess what, odds are they will treat you better than all of your exs that beat you. from common sense that is out of your reach dear gentlemen, the friendzone sucks, you will be there until you are rich or all the assholes die. sorry. from ... you dont really care at this point sometimes i really can not stand my nature. chivalrous, honorable, until the very end. where has it got me. the friend zone. no matter how much i try, how much i give, i take, i get no where. I wish I could go evil but its just not me. respect and honor, almost dead but im still alive what makes them NSFW.