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1) bachalor goes to laundrymate to do his laundry, puts everything in one load in the supersized washer... Women in the place look at him with horror.... 2) Women come up to the guy they love and who loves them and asks the question, "Does this dress make me look fat?" Look, no matter how we answer, we are in trouble. 3) There is always the eternal question that women ask, "Why did you ask me out." Guys, piece of advice, do not say anything that includes the words knockers, boobs, butt etc. Unless you are ready to die. Say something about thier eyes, safe, romantic and they will give you a bit of credit. 4) Why do women complain about the toilet seat being left up? a little tap and down it goes. Ladies, this is referred to kenetic energy due to gravity. simple physics. 5) Ladies, baseball is not just a game, the world series is not just another baseball game. They are part of the sacred fabric of this country. 6) Yes, High School football in texas IS a religion, if you dont understand that, you aint from texas. 7) Ladies, never ask a question that you really dont want answered. Men are just too stupid to know you dont want us to say anything, so we will answer. 8) Ladies, an 80 foot wood hull boat on the ocean is the EXACT same thing as a 2000 square foot home on land, the only difference is that the boat can move if the neighbors are annoying. 9) Ladies, building scale models of ships, etc is not a child's activity. Considering that some of those kits have over 1000 parts and are as small as an eyelash, it does take some skill to build them. 10) Ladies, if a guy has had the same habits for 30 years, dont expect to change him. 11) Yes, my dogs are the same as my kids, and YES they are allowed to sleep on the bed at night. If you are not willing to share the bed with me and the dogs, you can sleep on the floor, WE WERE HERE FIRST. 12) Ladies, answer one question, what is with the fascination with a man's boot size, so what if I wear a 13EEE, I am six foot tall, 265 and have ALWAYS HAD BIG FEET.
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