Hollywood's blog: "Women over 40"

> Subject: The Art of Knowing The Difference > > > > A RECENT STUDY FOUND OUT ON WHICH DAYS MEN PREFER TO HAVE SEX. IT WAS >FOUND THAT MEN PREFERRED TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY ON THE DAYS THAT >STARTED WITH THE LETTER "T". > EXAMPLES OF THOSE DAYS ARE AS FOLLOWS: > TUESDAY > THURSDAY > TODAY > TOMORROW > THANKSGIVING > THATURDAY > THUNDAY > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > RECENTLY ANOTHER SURVEY WAS CONDUCTED TO DISCOVER WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED >IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. > > FOLLOWING ARE THE SURVEY RESULTS: > 5% SAID IT WAS TO GET A GLASS OF WATER > 12% SAID IT WAS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM > 83% SAID IT WAS TO GO HOME > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > WHAT'S THE BEST FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL AFTER 50? > NUDITY > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? > ABOUT 45 LBS. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SOUTHERN ZOO AND A NORTHERN ZOO? > A SOUTHERN ZOO HAS A DESCRIPTION OF THE ANIMAL ON THE FRONT OF THE CAGE, >ALONG WITH A RECIPE. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > WHAT'S THE CUBAN NATIONAL ANTHEM? > ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT.......... > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NORTHERN FAIRYTALE AND A SOUTHERN >FAIRYTALE ? > A NORTHERN FAIRYTALE BEGINS "ONCE UPON A TIME....." > AND A SOUTHERN FAIRYTALE BEGINS..........."Y'ALL AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE >THIS >SHIT....

Subject: over 40 To all my fabulous friends over 40 (or there about) :~) Hugs Ginny In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!