Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not too cheap. One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy's thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When promises to call, doesn't wait a week. I pray that he is gainfully employed and when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind, knows what to say when I ask "How big's my behind?" One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin, in the hall, garden and the kitchen! I pray that this man will love me to no end and never attempt to shag my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at this dickhead you sent me instead. Amen
