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Me,myself And I
A dream?A lie?True love?That's what I intend to find. A broken heart Thats the thing of the pastI believed in us when times got toughBut I am afraid that love is not enoughAt least not this timeCause now It's Me, myself and I I took it day to dayNight to nightHolding my pillow tightTrying to find my fairy taleI have had it with this small town. Dreaming happened the moment I met youThinking you were my prince charmingBut come to find out love was just what you wanted to play So now I'll sit here With me,myself and I A lie??When you said you'd come backA lie?When you told me I was all you ever wanted! True love??That was the definition of you... But true love can die....Right?? I hope not But if it canthan I wish you the best..I wish you the worldI wish you could realize that You meant the world to mePlus so much moreBut I guess love does dieTime to move onNothing lasts foreverSo I'll move onFind someone who can love me and only me Someone who wont let me sitWith me,myself and

Me, Myself, Oh, And My Thoughts..
WHAT'S THE ONE THING YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING? (a question a friend of mine just recently asked all of her friends,my answer follows, you are welcome to write or comment your answer, it is an intrigueing question.) What do I want more than anything? Your happiness, and I use the word "Your" both in reference to you specifically and the rest of the world as well. See I figure if You, and the world could all just find happiness, then perhaps I could find happiness as well... Isn't that really what anybody wants? Happiness? We as a society throw that word around loosely, as if we know what it means wholeheartedly, but can any one of us truly, without a doubt in our minds, say that we have experienced true happiness? Your favorite place is on the back of your horse, but that moment of bliss that you feel while you are there, is it truly the REAL definition of happiness? And, If so... how do we take that brief moment of bliss and learn how to experience it for the rest of our live

Me Myself And Damncupid
ut sis in manu mea et cor meum dicite mihi, ut sciam te absconde illud in corde tuo clausum, quod timor habet animam, i volunt verba illa, et ego volo ames. Lorem sentire tangendo animam meam in altitudinem fuerit cor perforat. Cras eget nisi me vocas, quod ab omni poena

Me,myself And I
I'm ashley wilson...A very hot and sexy lady that no man can resist...Kissing is my favorite but it depends on who I kiss...I am so flirty that leads me for being bitchy...But I can be funny and wacky two that can make your lonely world happy and crazy wild...I wear thongs most of the time...But at times I try not wearing (panties) too...And it feels good...lol...without it I don't have to be conscious with panty lines...I like to unleash the immortality of every man by just ripping the clothes off...And satisfying their needs to the fullest...Have a doubt???well, you can figure that out by yourself, there's no harm only satisfaction...I'll be waiting for you, sweety...I want to be touched everywhere...I usually like to start w/ kissing, That's my favorite...If I kiss somebody who doesn't know how to kiss, I don't want to go any further, but if you know how to kiss, then I'm so much interested in you...You are probably good in bed...haha...And from that it can lead you further to touch

Me,my Life And Random Stuff!!
not gonna be on much for the next week as i will be spending toime with my baby bro,sis and mom and dad 1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?Yes my aunt and my uncle2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? a few days ago3. Do you like your handwriting?yeah4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Honey Roasted Turkey5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? nope6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?Maybe.7.DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?yes8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS ?Yes9. WOULD YOU BUNGEEJUMP?No thank you10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?cocoa pebbles11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?

Men
This is so funny i have been on dating sites for the last year almost now. And I have had guys hit on me. But since I posted my new pics with my chest showing all the guys are coming out now. Was there something wrong with my old pic's? I guess I'll never know. Why is it when every you meet a guy the first thing the do is look right at your chest then your face. Just once i would like to meet a guy who will look me and the eye and say hello and ask how i am. Not go why what size are those can i play with them or are they real. Man give me a break. Melissa

Men ?
uhh huh im back now been a while but i am back now !!! feel free to leave something for me you know what i dont get , why men cant make a simple decision .and when they do make a decison its wrong or they change their mind and go back to the usual " i dont know what i want to do" i would rather someone say i never want to see you again then say i dont knwo why do guys do this?

Men!!!
Well, life sucks at times. I just quite a job. Or shoul I say I walked out and never went back. I was getting payed shit. And the tips were really bad. I would work 6 to 8 hours and only make about $40!!! what the hell is wrong with that pic? I am a good waitress. Not the best. But the best there was at that resturaunt. The other girls would come in bitchy, and they would not smile or anything. They were misrable. And the customers hated them. They always requested me. But I wasn't allowed to wait on them becasue they weren't MY table. And the job was taking away from my family time. nd making me snappy at my kids. not a good thing to do. So, since I have left that job, I have been alot better. I haven't snapped as badly as before. And I am looking for another job. I am a sub teacher right now. And I love it. But I really need something else now. I love waiting tables. ANd working with the public. But I am goig in to have surgery soon. So I can't start another job right away. I need to

Men
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to > wash his Sweatshirt. > Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he > shouted to me, "What > setting do I use on the washing machine?" > "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your > shirt?" > He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma." > And they say blondes are dumb.. . > A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going > to make you the > happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, > "I'll miss you..." > "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says > as he stepped out > of the shower, "honey, what do you think the > neighbors would think if I > mowed the lawn like this?" > "Probably that I married you for your money," she > replied. > He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? > She said - That's a > good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I > sit on the sofa and > fart. > Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, > s

Men
THANKS WHISKEYGIRL FOR THIS , ITS GREAT LMAO …Lottery tickets. You have to rub lots of losers to get a gooe one. …Nursery rhymes. Simple, but entertaining around bedtime. …SUVs. Awkward, but handy for carrying stuff. …Pretzels. They’re harder to resist after a few beers. …Bell hops. They usually come loaded with baggage. …TV commercials. They usually last about 30 seconds. …Cheesecase. It’s hard to keep them off your thighs. …Outhouses. You can usually assume they’re full of it. …Foreign films. Confusing, but at least there’s nudity involved. …Little boys. They need to be fed, dressed, and occassionally spanked. …Squirrels. Most of what comes out of their mouths is nuts. …Shag carpet. Too fuzzy, but fun to walk on. A "heads up" for men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite trau

Men
Well I have this supposed boyfriend. I get the feeling he's cheating on me. I'm rather upset about this. I loved him. I thought he loved me. But apparently one person isn't enough for him. So he has to have 2 or 3 I can't believe this shit. I'm done with relationships. Why does it seem that men always go for sluts. I mean and skinny ones.. I'm talking girls that barely wear clothes. the ones where their shirts barely cover them and there skirts could be used as dental floss. Guys seem to be all up on appearance. I'm not skinny not by far. But at least my shirts and skirts cover my ass. And the girls who dress like this have no self respect. They want attention. It's like look at me I'm a whore. That is what you look like. And men are Perve's. Hunnie he doesn't love you. He wants to fuck ya till he's sick of ya then toss your ass out like a used rag. When you dress like that people don't take you seriously doll.. And most women never take you men seriously! I'm done Ranting!!

Men
Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 2. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 3. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 4. Crying is blackmail. 5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 8. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. 9. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

Men
why is it i never seem to do anything right why is it that the one guy i thought was going to be the love of my life turns out to the ass hole i never wanted to be around so whats up with that sighs it seems that the man wanted betty crocker and donna reed both of which i am not i try real hard and trust me my wiccan reede gets pushed to the limit but always end up depressed as hell and now i just wanna end it all .....

Men
am a man and only a man win you go out you no you are who you are and what you are the only way the one way just do it make it dont brack it some times we fackit some times we dont we are evil not all here in this world we are men the only thing on earth that can kill for fun can take you down we are men do you want the world do you want your life we are me maybe we will take it maybe we will fuck it but in the end we are men.

Men
is everyone jelous of everyone or is it just certain people that are predisposed to be that way.......how can you be jelous of someone talking to other people if your not in a relationship? that makes absolutly no kind of sense to me! Ok so im laying down trying to sleep and i ended up watching a tv show thats on MTV and its a dateing show, but they run everything that you say through a voice lie detector test. There was a girl on there that was meeting 2 guys, one was ok looking and one was a model(go figure) but anywa not the point. The cute guy lied to her the whole show everything that he said was a ocmplete lie, now the model told the complete truth even admitted to being a virgin. Didnt lie to her one time. now all women say that they are looking for something real and a man that is going to be real with them. This girl picked the guy that had lies the entire show. Her reasoning was that the model was to innocent for her.......WTF Ok i have now added some private pics to m

Men
well if any of yall know me ya know that im the person to turn to if you got a problem because i listen. but why is it that anytime one of my female freinds talk to me its ussually because their b/f is being an asshole. the lastest vent session i had with one of my female freinds was about just that. she found out that he's been lying to her alot lately. hes been going and talking to his ex againwhich wouldnt be a problem if he wasnt lying about it and if she hadnt tried to breack him and my freind up b4. even after being caught hes continueing to lie and make up more stories to cover the lies that are being discovered. why wont he just admit defeat and be done with it. all hes doing is ruining their relationship. oh god y didnt you give us men enough brains to atleast be able to think.

Men
YO 1 thing i cant understand is how a nigga will play u n den try 2 act like nuttin happened! wen u tell dem dat u jus wanna b friends n dats it dat its a done deal it seems 2 thru der ears n out der ass. (smile) on da real i cant help but laugh @ da fact dat sum niggas act like der dick is made of 24 karat gold n dat women r supposed 2 b glad dat dey r shoin dem sum kinda attention. Now dont get me wrong im not sayin dat all guys r grimey n all dey wanna do is fuck girls ova, but a real nigga is mad grimey n only worryin bout demselves...n dats da type dat im tryin 2 get away from. ne1 feel free 2 comment back

Men!!!
Hi to all my friends this is about men, Why is it that when men are online they wana dominate women make threats call names? why do they treat women bad and children. why are they online to look for lil kids or young girls?. why if there horny do they gotta come online call women names and make threats to make them selves feel better? I have alot of friends on here and most are women I try to take time to hang with them all when I can with my busy schedule and all but I never treat none of them bad and yes I have been called names on this site and made in front of too even. there is no reason why any man needs to treat a woman bad or mess with her and even say he loves her and wants her and all then if he finds out she has kids or so he calls her names and takes off thats not right either. and im sorry but that old thing that men pull always has to go hi there how are you do you have a cam soo how big are your boobs? do you have any kids and can I have ya number? most o

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Why are females acting like that have no respect for thereselves on this site I meen come on.. Why are there stupid woman like me that fall in love knowing there gonna get hurt in the long run. I am never gonna fall in love again because I really loved my last boyfriend and he hurt me and let me down. I tried to make him happy but i guess I diddnt do enough for him. I GIVE UP!!!!

Men
i hate this! i pull away whenever i like someone i push them away. i need to just leave well enough alone i need to stop expressin feeling i need to stop saying what i think i want but dont want i need to think b4 i talk~ i need to stop makin my ownn heart hurt to satisfy others. i need to stop bein a darn ppl pleaser and b a me pleaser. i need 2 b happy with what i have and not want more!

Men
why cant i be happy? why is it so hard for me to smile? is it cause so many people dissapoint me in my life? or hurt me? or using me ? people say it is so nice to love someone ... i really dont know anymore how that feels i dont know how to love someone i feel like i am a ghost .... some people dont care about how i feel .... all i was looking for was love someone who love me the same way i love him but everytime i am crossing those type of assholes who just use me and hurt me what is life about ? getting hurt or dissapointed getting so far that i cant trust nobody anymore ? i wished someone could tell me i wished i would find someone who can put that smile back on my face and make my heart happy but i didnt think i will find it again... i dont think there is someone outside in this world who can take the way i am the honest the being real and always speaking my mind person .... alot men r scared of that they cant take it they run away from a woman like me why is that ? men say i need

Men
You came into my life on a cold January day I got to know you and you took my breath away Before you I didnt know what my heart was for You taught me it was for loving you and all I want is more! We may have rough roads up ahead But if we believe in every word thats been said Then we can get through this just fine And we'll be together forever and all time. You're a great guy you have to believe its true I only tell you this because I believe in you You're the only one in the world for me Baby, I love you and this you need to see. I want to hold you and kiss you for the rest of our lives I cant wait for the day i'm finally your wife Until then everything we do or say is meant to be For it will make us stronger, closer, and yes even happy!! Men suck! I know I'll probably be called a hater but at the moment I dont care. Guys Lie, Cheat and have no real feelings for anything or anyone. I hate them! Your with her not with me But you and I are meant to be I love yo

Men
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. Much to his delight, she approaches him too. Then, she says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from... So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says," My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???" She looks into his eyes and says calmly "No, I'm your son's teacher." The Penis Study.... The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the s

Men
Ok so I have about 10 new friends request a day, ALL MEN!!! don't these assholes read?!?! I already have a man, I had two but my hubby has run off with the pool boy, little worms!!! but any way, dosen't mean I need any more... I only need one for a few minor things around the house and to play with once in a while but can't the guys on here read? Im mean come on its in my name!!!!! Don't get me wrong I don't hate men I just am really picky about them. I don't have any trouble finding the ones I want either so why do they think just because I'm on CT I need one of them.

Men
Unfortunatly there are things that some guys do that just hurt you. For example a friend of mine tells this girl that he doesn't like her except deep down he really does and he knows she likes him alot so what did he do he went and invited another girl over had sex with her and told the person he liked about it.....somtimes guys can be so mean. but that is the unfortunate reality of life. There is no prince charming. Sure there are guys who seem perfect but when you get to know them and see the real side to them well you realize that they aren't as perfect as you thought and you end up disappointed.

Men
1. Men are like ..Laxatives ....... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .....Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ..Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are l

Men
Reasons Why Men Have Two Dogs And Not Two Wives 30. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. 29. Dogs are not allowed in bloomingdale's or neiman-marcus. 28. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. 27. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep. 26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives. 25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater. 24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting. 23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car. 22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free. 19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "if I died would you get another dog?" 18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you. 17. Another man will seldom steal your do

Men
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they will find out and you will be mud. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did. If you DO sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did. 9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them

Men!!!!
never say " i love you" if you really don‘t care never talk about feelings if they really arent there never hold my hand if your gonna break my heart never say your going to if you dont plan to start never look into my eyes if all you do is lie never say hi if you really mean good–bye if you really mean forever say you will try never say forever cuz forever makes me cry I KNEW YOU LOVED ME, I FELT THAT YOU DID, I WAS HURT, BECAUSE YOU WERE MY BEST FREIND, I TOLD EVERYONE YOU WERE MY ONLY ONE, I SAW US, I KNOW YOU DID TO, BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME ONCE I WAS EVERYTHING TO YOU, YOU HURT ME SO BAD IT‘S HARD TO TALK TO YOU, WHEN I SEE YOUR FACE THEY ONLY THING I WANNA DO IS KISS YOU, I WOULDENT CHANGE THE WAY I FEEL, I WOULDENT BECAUSE I KNOW YOU FEEL THE SAME IN MANY WAY‘S, THE PROBLEM IS YOUR WITH SOMONE, I KNOW IF YOU WASENT YOU WOULD BE HOLDING MY HAND‘S, YOU WOULD TELL ME EVERYDAY YOU WERE SORRY AND NEVER WANT TO HURT ME AGAIN, AT LEAST THAT

Men
1. Learn that women are not the only ones that can change the toliet paper roll. 2. You can clean up after your self. 3. Never offer to help and then when she says thats okay i got it go and find something else to do we are only being nice. 4. If we ask do i look good you always say yes 5. Never miss a day of tell us: -how nice we look - how much you love us -how much we are needed Okay y is it that when you are with a new guy the old one always comes back some one explain that then you realize that you made a mistake and that you should really be with the old one because you still love that person. but when you get back with him you are so happy and all that but in the back of your mine you miss the new guy? and y is it that the second divorce is a hell of alot harder than the first on you mentally ?

Men
yeah so I got played again.........FUCK ALL MEN.!!!!!!!!!!! Im fucking done.......the old Shannas back im so fucking tired of being sweet and nice when all it gets me is heart ache and I hope the little ass reads this......cause thanks to him.............. im back!!!!!!!!!!

Men
Man what is it with men and there hormones?? Hell they cant remember stuff you tell them the day before but when you happen to forget something that they tell you, They get all pissy BUT yet you cant.. WTH.. I mean COME ON.. Then on top of it They like to do something that pisses you off the most and YET They seam IT is still ok after you tell them you have a problem with it.. So i am wonder do i do the same thing back and see what happens or just leave it alone and be a WITCH... Well Not sure if everyone knows but i am divorced, Have been since November 19th, I have 3 children i love. They are my Pride and joy. I can honestly say i am turning a new leaf in 2010. I have change my attatude on the way i get treat. I live with my ex still till i get a place ( house in both names still unless he buys me out) My Trailblazer is mine but got both names on it unless i pay it off. I divorced him for a lot of reason. 1. Abuse, physical, mental and verbal, 2. The it was always ok for him to lo

Men
I didn't understand men at all. They tell you everything you want to hear. After a couple of months of being with them. They turn on you. I figured females would do this not males. I'm very honest with the guys I date. Need to be honest, caring, truthing, and like kids. But men lie more then a female. What the hell is going on here? I guess I will never figure out a man.

Men!!!
What is it with guys who feel it necessary to lie to their wives? I don't care to be anyone's scapegoat anymore! Some guy who I haven't seen in almost 9 years told his wife that I am harassing him, every time he comes to the place I work, when he is here on business. I am NOT interested in this guy, in any way, shape, or form. In fact, whenever he does come in, he is bugging my co-workers about when I am working, and to tell me that he thinks about me, and says "hi". This guy gives me the creeps, and I go out of my way to avoid him. In fact, the last time I did see him and said anything, I was rude. Well, as rude as I could possibly be without making the company I work for look bad. I have a man of my very own, whom I love and adore with all my heart. I don't want nor do I need anyone else's. With every relationship comes it's own set of headaches. And, believe me...this relationship has had it's fair share. So, tell me this, why the HELL would I want someone else's headache

Men
Why is it when a man uses a female they cant be MAN enuff to tell them that its over with and they did not want nothing else?? Is it always they think with the WRONG HEAD.. And not what females want or like. Or think that there a good person. Even when there LOW DOWN dirty SCUM.. Damn Some MEN can be useless only reason why GOD put there on here is for a female to get her fun with them.

Men
So ummmm if you are gonna lie or play games.. get to steppin.. I am not into bullshit games and lies.. Too many men out there to deal with bullshit.. I am a very honest person and I expect the same in return. I don't understand why men feel the need to lie and think they won't get caught.. The truth always comes out one way or another.. I understand this is the internet and you can be whoever you want but if you are going to be someone you aren't find someone else to chat with.. There are honest people out there and those are the ones I choose to surround myself with.

Men
Please tell me that all men are not like some of the men I have met online. I have had men tell me that they love me and want to be with me one day. Then the next day, they either just disappear or block me. I am sick and tired of getting my heart broken and getting my hopes up. These guys talk all sweet to you to win you over then just disappear. They leave you a shattered mess wondering what you did wrong. I have even had guys talk about wanting to marry me and wanting me to have their babies. I am so sick of the crap. All I want is a man that is going to be there for me and not treat me like total shit. Is that too much to ask? Lately I am starting to think so. I am just tired of the guys who want to play childish games and all the drama. If there is a real man out there, please tell me where. I know that I am overweight but that does not mean that I do not have feelings. There is this guy in my building that I am really interested in. I do not know for sure if he is i

Men
blah why are men so predictable, sheesh . I met a guy on here, from around where i live.. and he did the same fucken thing , that they all do.. I hanged with him one night and all of a sudden he don't talk to me anymore.. we didn't do anything but watch a couple movies, I guess I might have scared him off.. but it still hurts to be ignored and like nothing is wrong when they can fucken tell a girl what is up.. sheesh.. I liked to told then lied too, and told instead of ignored.. it's my conclusion that all guys are only after one thing.. none of them are out there for love.. my babys daddy cheated on me , then I left him, but it still hurts even though I left him.. now I get hurt again.. wtf is that shit.. I'm about to give up seriously.. not worth getting hurt, specially when I have my daughter to worry about..

Men.......
MyHotComments The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your h

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Why are younger men attracted to older women? Is it because they are looking for someone who reminds them of thier mother? We have more experience? They need guidence? Yes some of us older women are still hot at our age but the guys that want us are way too young. I feel like I could be thier mom and they don't seem to care. Men who want women in the mid 40's range and they are under 22..seems like they are missing a few screws!!! Is it just me? Or is it that men don't care as long as they are getting some?!

Men
You know I read this on a page about relationships the author was listed as UNKNOWN. But it really sounded like me. I'll wait for the guy who sleeps next to me and feels at home...who watches me smile and smiles himself...who will not run away and become scared when he falls hard ...who fights for what he feels no matter what...and who's brave enough to tell me all his feelings right there and then- even if it means knocking on my door at 3 am or driving 5 hours just to let me know. i'll wait for the one who i get lost in random conversations with...for the one who acts silly just to make me laugh...for the one who can calm me down better than anyone else... for the guy who is proud to hold my hand, knowing i'm his, and only his. i'll wait for the one who feels his bed is empty if i'm not there...for a guy who will take my hand to slow dance with me in the middle of his bedroom floor, i'll wait for the guy who takes all the crap his guys give him for spending so much time with me

Men
Why is it im new to this site and because I don't have a salute pic which I justfound out today what that was do men think im fake?? Sorry if I have a since of humor and what some call good looks. Sorry you've been burned but that is your issue not mine. Dont judge me off what others have done to you get a life and get over it. Yes Iknow their is fake people and pic stealers out their happen to be someone that this has happened to. No wonder their is so many lonely souls out their. So sad when people arnt willing to look beyond their own issues And men most women dont fall for the sweetie, sexy, babe comment all the time.

Men
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. The world is your urinal. You never have to go to another gas station because this one's too "icky"..... Same work ... more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood, ALL the damn time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind. You can kill your own food. You get extr

Men
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of whic h way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $500 0. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. ! Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for

Men
I know guys are gone be mad at me for this one but I just had to post this up here because it just is so true...Females need to pay close attention....There are many different ways that Males view their Female counter parts...and if you read this you will see where you fall in place with a nigga you're dealing with...you ladies say you want the truth so here it is....There are 4 titles that a WOMAN can hold in a MAN's life...WIFEY / BOO / BITCH / HOE...after you read this...which one are YOU...LOL 1)WIFEY is irreplaceable.. but she is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that we love and will always love, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with BOO, BITCHES, and HOEs until we are mature enough to realize that if we lose WIFEY we will be screwed. 2) BOO is replaceable, she thinks she's WIFEY, but will NEVER be WIFEY because WIFEY was made WIFEY is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. BOO tries to take WIFEY spot, b

Men
when you say you love me and in the next breath say you hate me what im going to think that you really do hate me but deep down in side i know you love me and i love you too but it so hard to tell you cause you dont trust me

Men...
Okay so i met this guy n here,nascar19712003,his name is matt and hes 36.well as u all know im only 21.The words he said to me decided i would take the chance.Boy was that a mistake. I live in St.Louis missouri and he lives in Bloomington,illnois,about 200 miles and 3 hours apart.Well i took my 70$ paycheck and went up there.Drove all the way up there and surpirsed him.Anyways i got there,everything was cool.He kept telling me he loved me,wanted to marry me and have kids with me.he even cried after he said we "made love" what a load of shit!Anyways next day i go home,and we get on here and he says he doesnt think its going to work out then just starts raggin on me!YAy...so why do men lie?I swear his dick was only about 4 inches long HARD!When it was soft it went back inside itself i am not even playing.So yeah im looking for a REAL MAN not theses fucking lil boys!

Men!!!
GAH! Why is it every man that I meet turns out to be something they're clearly not?!?! For example, I was dating this guy in the Navy who thought that he was quite literally GOD's gift to women. At first his confident/cocky attitude was a turn-on, but my mind quickly changed when I discovered he had been cheating on me. What's worse is he lied to my face when he was busted! You know the whole "wasn't me" Shaggy mentalitly! He totally thought that I was either too desperate or too stupid to figure out what he was up too and would just accept it. WRONG! Anyway's that ended in October and since then I've only met one guy. A total game player! Uh hello McFly, HS ended 15 yrs ago for me.. GROW UP!! Makes me wonder if I will EVER find a decent guy and build a stable relationship with?!?! *sigh* Maybe I'll just become a lesbian!!!

Men
Have you ever loved and lost? --This was written by my best friend's ex husband.... it is amazing! Deployboink is his name and he said I could borrow it :) Women think with their emotions. Emotions dictate a woman's actions. Men think with their little head or logic. I am talking more about the logic thinking. Everyone already understands the little head thinking. A woman's emotions dictate what they do. It is simple. A man on the other hand argues with his emotions. There is a battle between logic and his feelings. Usually logic wins. That is not always a good thing. These battles can and usually produce bad results. A man can have true love right in front of his face and throw it away due to this battle. Don't worry, the man usually realizes it after it is too late. That should be comforting for all of you that wish that the man would be just as miserable as you. It is just like those "chick flick" movies except the man is too stupid to make it to the happy endi

Men
This makes sense... MEN-tal illness MEN-strual cramps MEN-tal breakdown MEN-opause GUY-necologist AND When we have REAL trouble, it's a (HIS)HYS-terectomy. Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN? I say to that "a-MEN!" I got this from a friend. Feel free to copy if you want.

Men
Why do cheating men pray on women like there some kinda dinner? I know women cheat as well and yes it sucks, but why does one bad egg, apple whatever have to fuck it up for the rest who are half way decent out there in life, it seems we are playing a game of life and more and more people out there are playing a game of chance with peoples feelings instead, im blogging on a mumm i rated and commentd on as well, my best friend is in the same boat, she cought her man cheating on her and he dont want a divorces and shes willing to work it out, yes i belive some men can change if they really want to, but it goes back to the same saying fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me, we really dont need to be kicking our own ass's for sometghin someoen els did . I guess life is more metail then phycial and people take advatage of it, women are more emotional and men are more physcial, its not so bad when moreals are set in place but when you mix two peopel with fucked up morals, this

Men
when giving head do tongue ring's realy make a diff? why is it that men dont show their true color's until after you say "i do" ? by then it's too late to get out should i take more picture's of myself or just leave the ones i have up?

Men
Why are men such ass holes? Why do they think they can love you day and hate you the next and then you come back the next? Why do women go back again and again. Why all the games? What ever happend to LOVE. HONESTY. TRUST. What happened that in todays world real relationships are rare and precious? And why is it that when you find this person you are supposed to be with they are not ready to be with anyone? Oh I know cause you werent meant to be to begin with.......

Men
Why are me so afraid of full fugured men. We love to fuck just like the skinny bitches do. some of do it better and love it. Besides we all have great emotional involement and that makes it better any way. We will do one nite stands too. Its funny, I get hit on by more by skinny guys than big guys. Explain that one. Anywayz I do like to hook up and anyone in the area that might want to message me and maybe bring a friend I am open for new ideas and experementation. Just one time filngs work good for me or whatever!!

Men
1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-- how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong

Men
You know if you're going to cheat or lie you should at least be smart enough not to get caught. If you're willing to be unfaithful then should you really be in the relationship in the first place. I won't say temptation isn't always there but shouldn't you be able to say no. If I'm no longer good enough then why are you here? I don't get it. If this was how you wanted things then why did you ask for a closed relationship in the first place. You had the options to go elsewhere. I'll tell you why it's because you want your cake and you want to eat it to. You want me at home like a happy little housewife while you do as you please. Well I'm finished with that role. I could feel bad about myself or blame myself but I won't. You're as replaceable as the guy before you. If its my weight thats the problem then get the fuck out. I like me and I don't need your approval. If you think that I will be lost with out you then you are sadly mistaken. It's not like I didn't have options. Unlike you I

Men
WHY ARE ALOT OF THE MEN I MEET ASSHOLES. YOU KNOW I THOUGHT I HAD SOMETHING GOING GOOD WITH THIS GUY AND I KNEW IT WAS NEVER COULD GO REAL FAR CUZ OF REASONS I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT. BUT I WAS HOPING THAT THERE WAS A LITTLE SOMETHING THERE. I GUESS I WAS THE ONLY ONE THINKING IT. IT SEEMS WE ARE GROWING APART. ITS PROBLAY JUST ME. I'M TIRED OF BEING THE ONE TO MAKE ANY KIND OF MOVES. I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING PUSHY BUT BY GOD I CAN'T WAIT FOREVER. I THINK I AM JUST GOING BACK AWAY AND BE THERE AS A FRIEND BUT THATS IT. SEE I WANT SOMEONE THAT WANTS ME AND THAT I'M THE ONLY THING THEY CAN THINK OF AND THAT ISN'T AFRAID TO SHOW. I JUST DON'T THINK I WILL EVER FIND THAT. YOU KNOW I SHOULD JUST GO OUT AND GET LAID THEN I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER SINCE ITS BEEN SINCE THE OF JULY. TOO LONG FOR ME MAYBE THATS WHY I'M SO FURSTRATED. BUT THATS NOT THE KIND OF THING I WANT BUT IT MIGHT WORK. I DON'T KNOW PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.......

Men
WHAT GIVES MEN THE RIGHT TO TREAT WOMEN LIKE THEY ARE GARBAGE. WE DO HAVE FEELINGS AND WE HURT AND WE DO HAVE A HEART.WHEN MEN NEED TO FEEL LIKE THEY ARE BIG OR MANCHO THEY START KICKING WOMEN AROUND.WELL I THINK ITS WRONG AND I FOR ONE WONT TAKE IT ANYMORE BECAUSE I USE TO BE ONE OF THOSE WOMEN ON THE RECIEVEING END OF THAT SHIT.I THINK MEN NEED TO TAKE A LONG LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND ASK THIER SELFS IS THAT IS HOW THEY WANT TO BE TREATED IN LIFE AND SEE IF THEY SEE THINGS DIFFERENTLY.BUT THIS IS MY OPINION.

Men!
This is a repost of a blog I wrote on Myspace. I thought it was funny, so I decided to post it here. Feel free to leave your comments on the subject! Remember, this was written in fun, not to insult men. Ok, I'm going to list right here everything I know about men. Here goes......... 1. Men have 3 things on their minds at any given time. Food, sleep, and sex. Not necessarily in that order. 2. It is a proven fact that men think about the third item on that list at least every 7 seconds throughout the day. And they usually use the little head to do all that thinking. 3. Men feel that showing emotions and sharing their thoughts and feelings is a sign of weakness. Therefore, they keep their mouths shut. That's just about all I know. Everything else about men is just a mystery to me. Do they want love and compassion, empathy and comfort? Or do they just want to feed their bellies, get down and dirty, and fall asleep? I'm not saying this out of bittern

Men
Men are like a pack of Cards: A "heart" to love them A "diamond" to marry them A "club" to smack them and A "spade" to bury the body... I've often been asked, "what do you old boys do now that you're retired?" Well, I have a friend who has a chemical background and one of the things we enjoy most is turning beer, margaritas, scotch and martinis into urine. And, we're pretty damn good at it!!"

Men
I am so sick of men thinking that I am theirs after one date. I tell you from the start I am not looking for a relationship right now. I just got out of one, and I am going through a divorce. If a relationship blossoms great, but not what I am looking for. I am "DATING" meaning I might go out with you one night, and a few nights later might have a date with someone else....get over it! I never had the chance to date because I married my high school sweetheart. I am having fun and living life to the fullest. If you can't handle that then don't bother talking to me or asking if you can take me out. Until the two of us sit down and decide "okay we are going to be exclusive" and only see each other, than I am going to have fun doing something I really never had the chance to do. For me to commit to someone its going to take more than one date. I am not ready for another relationship....I just haven't found that person yet. I am young and I am gonna have fun. Have a good day!

Men
Okay, this is my first blog. Not sure if it's anything like myspace or not, but I'm going to treat it as if I'm typing one of my blogs on myspace. I have an issue here. MEN! Why is it when one has been with the same man for the last 10 years and has been seperate (legally) for the last year, he doesn't give up? Sorry guys. I can't help but to be annoyed with men who are controlling, belittling, self centered, and the whole nine yards. All my life, I've always thought there was someone for everyone. But, that's anymore just becoming unreal to me. My only question I can really ask here is...is love real? And, if so, why hasn't Mr. Right journeyed down my path, yet?

Men!
Life can be a merry-go-around that doesn't stop. Here I am ready to take a nice trip to a resort and have male friends commenting they would like to be able to do something like it. So I invite one male friend because I have an extra bedroom there. They say yes, then when I contacted him to see what time he would be ready to leave, then he backs down. The worst part is saying he has something else to do, but would like to go on the next trip I plan. I would not be upset, but this is the third time since I planned this trip for this to happen. I have the place paid for and I was taking my vehicle and paying for the gas. The only thing the friend would be paying for is their expense at entertainment and that would be dutch treat. I know money doesn't grow on trees and I enjoy bringing someone, but the excuses are driving me. It is just a short trip and if it worked out, then there would be a future trip at another resort in another state. Men put they like to travel as a hobby, b

Men
Hey ladies! Do you ever get told women are confusing, well men are just as confusing if not more. They say they want one thing and when we give it to them, guess what that was not really what they wanted. They say and you agree to a booty call, but then they are trying to put rules to the booty call. Who the hell has rules if you are a booty call. The only rule I can even think of for a booty call is wear a hat. Then they say I want a relationship, but then when you want it, we happen to have forced them into a relationship. Men need to quit PMS'ng and leave that to us ladies. Don't get me wrong I love men, but hell, can't they just be truthful. Tell us what you want and quit playing games. But if you are going to play games, be prepared to lose.

Men!!
The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best out of everything they have. Never regret a day in your life. Good days give you happiness and bad days give you experiences. Both days are essential in life. Stop whinning and start being grateful. Love, Peace and Soooouuuulllll. MEN!!! this is primarily for the women but it is still funny. 1.WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a fina

Men....
Just tooling around the Fu for a little while looking at pics with this new Secret Admirer Game. Now I have to say that I am far from shallow and never, ever judge a person based on thier looks. Only very stupid people do that. I am a live and let live kinda girl and always have been. But...I have to say this. In all my years omn the internet, I have seen a fair few pictures of men....and sure...who doesn't like to look at a really nice picture of someone. But the same thoughts always cross my mind with many of them. No matter what the age, I always see the same things. So...the following is for the guys: You like to see women smile, right? Well, so do we! Squeeze a few out, will ya? It won't hurt, I promise. Mustaches...if ya gotta have one for some reason known only to you, then by all means have one. But know this...they DON'T make you look younger. Remember in your younger years when you grew one to look older? Well, they still make you look older. A

Men?
What would you think if your fiance had a fubar page and on their page they didn't mention you period, none your pictures were in any album and there status was blank. That's pretty fucking shady if you ask me. Do you believe in love at first sight? Most people do, I thought I did but that was until recently when I found out that all the other girls that my current fiance was messing around on me with before, who he said he told to stop texting him lved with them texing them when i'm not here. this and that. He's still invo; Knowing in my heart that he had to give them his number or how would they have it. But whatever, I know the truth and the truth is that men are only as faithful as there options. As soon as they have the chance to move on to something better either with or without your knowledge there gone. But you know what thats why you should always set yourself up for the worst so when it does finally happen your alright.

Men?
my mumm was seeing how bad i had been. Yes i had an affair with a married man. Unfortunatley for me i was given the wrong impression. 'Im leaving her' ' I dont love her i love you and we are going to be together' How much of an idiot was i to believe it all. His wife found out and confronted me. So, i backed off. Im never doing it again. EVER! So my mumm was to see how many of you decent folk have slipped up... and if i was a minority, and to

Men
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men...
I just don't understand why I can't find a nice guy who also lives close to me... I have met a one guy who I thought was nice but turned out to be just another jack ass... and had another guy who kept saying he wanted to meet then asked me to dinner and sabatoged his own plans... I do meet other nice guys but a lot of them live 1000s of miles away... I just don't know why dating is so hard... So today is my birthday and it seems to be a reflection on what a huge failure my life has been.... It seems like everyone has someone except for me... and I haven't had someone who loves me in a long time and I'm not talking about family or anything like that I know they love me but I still would like a companion... someone told me being single is ideal... I think that is really easy to say that when you have someone...

Men And Women
Top 10 things a man would do if he woke up in the morning with a Vagina: 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do a split. 7. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 6. Get picked up in a bar in less that 10 minutes 5. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 4. Go to the gyno and ask to have the examination recorded on video. 3. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too. 2. Actually catch a buzz off 1 wine cooler. And the .. 1 thing a man would do is: 1. Finally find that damn G-spot. Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up in the morning with a penis: 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Rub one out for the joy and relief. 8. Get a bj. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal. 6. Determine why you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5

Men Are Like
Men are like.... 1. Men are like .....Laxatives ..... They irritate the shit out of you. 2. Men are like .......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .....Blenders .... You need one, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ..Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like ..Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like .........Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ....Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ......Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like ..... Snowstorms .. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like .....Lava Lamps .. Fun to look

Men And True Love
Men why do men want a trophy woman to show off with and for his friends to drool over no woman should let a man degrade them and make them feel bad because of there weight or skin tone or if she has a baby.. Men these days just want some woman with a body from hell with big boobs and a big butt on her he can control. Most of my girl friends have been bbw's big beautiful women and I was proud to be with them and I never heard a word about it from my friends either I was with them because I treated them with respect and love and I always will. Men today need to realize everyone needs love no matter what it is soo hard and cold how men treat women these days call them names beat them up even worse kill them how can a man be soo cold hearted?? think about it this goes out to all women and of course Men.. Jay

Men And Women!!!
One question...How many of u in Cherry TAP have been fantacizing of someone or someone's on this here sight? Be honest and ask yourself how many times this someone has made your toes curl... I will b the first to admit I have had my toes curled over a few...Now u may think Dayum a few..But think about it never met in person..Thank goodness!! ...Reality set back in and I say Dayum glad I Bumped my head and u know what I can see CLearly now HA HA!!! now answer the question lol The Attractive Test Take It Now!!! Lol Body: Body: This is the "attractive" test. Reply to the person that post this with your answers. Re-Post this blank and see who will fill this out for you. You may be surprised to see some of the answers. BE HONEST!!! Do i look like a good kisser? [] yes [] no Would you kiss me? [] yes [] no Am I? [] beautiful! [] sexy azz hell [] fine [] pretty [] cute [] iight [] ugly! I look like.. [] a player [] slut [] whore []

Men Are Just Happier People
Men Are Just Happier People What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress~$5000. Tux rental~$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. Y

Men And Sex
So my man went and commented on another girls pics and told her that she was beautiful and basically wanted to fuck her. So I wrote him a 4 page letter on he makes me feel like trash and he couldn't go do the 1 god damn thing I asked him to, which was delete the fucking comments. And he didnt. I swear if I didn't know any better I would slit his fucking throat. Sometimes I want to leave him so bad but I never can. Now I realize that if I am not happy I DON'T have to put up with it and I sure as hell don't have to stay with him. Wonder what I will do. What would ya'll do?? Please comment!!!!

Menapause Ring
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Men And Women
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. One evening a while back, my ex-girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, things start to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department st

Men And How They Think
so you say that you imagined me in your dreams you felt me like i was there with you thats the trics of the mind things are not always what they seem to know me is to see me, to know me is to understand me, to know me is to want me so do you know me stranger or am I just a thought in a mind that I will never know maybe I imagine you, even like you are there in mind body and soul but at last they are just thoughts thoughts only we can see but will never connect because to know me is to love me, to feel me to never leave me, to hold me, and kiss me on my neck so am i your imagination or will one day in a crowded room will i feel you and you will be there not in my mind but flesh I will wait and see what happens but if we never meet thanks for the connect OK....just let me know one thing. I am a woman who likes to meet ppl online due to the fact that where i live i know everyface and if I dont one of my girls do...With that being said men all over the us and back

Men And Relastionships
I found a guy that i really love and he felt the same way about me. But today i didn't answer him on my yahoo messenger b/c my cuz and her hubby were over here usein my computer when he message me. So he told me good bye. I have mixed emotions right now about and wanted to write it all out and get it off my chest. Why are men so hateful and mean? Why do the say i love you one min and then the next they are mad and want to leave you? I have lived through bein beat by my 1st and 2nd husbands. Sometimes i wounder what is wrong with me or if it's me and thats the problem. Love is so hard to understand and to let go of. I still love him and i'm hurtin over this but why should i have to deal with him not wantin to believe me. I have never lied to him and never plan on it.My whole world could come crashin down around me and with him in my life it didn't matter if it did or not.l So tell me did i do the right thing by tellin him goodbye for not believein me. After i was willin to give me the p

Men Are Dense
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday."I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, th e Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was s reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear

Men Are Like......
# Men are like....Animals Messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but occasionally make great pets. # Men are like.....Bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. # Men are like....Beer. The first sip is always bitter. No matter how many varieties you try, they are essentially the same; tasteless, full of bubbles, destabilize your metabolism and give you a headache, but somehow they linger and you either can't finish one or you can't get enough. # Men are like.....Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. # Men are like....Bras. They offer light, medium and complete support. # Men are like....Buses. They come every 15 minutes. # Men are like....Buses. They have spare tires and smell funny. # Men are like....Computers. And a smart woman keeps a backup. # Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. # Men are like.....Curling irons. They're always hot, an

Men Are Like
1. Men are like ....Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like ..Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like .....Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ....Blenders .... You need one, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ....Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like .Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ......Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ......Mascara .... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like .Popcorn .. They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like . Snowstorms .. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ......Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13.

Men And Women
What is is with some men? I mean damn are us women just a fuckin piece of meat or what... What the hell is wrong with normal conversations? Or have you not heard of them? I mean shit we too can hold some good talks.. We don't just want to hear ALL the time damn your sexy,Hot or whatever and shit we don't want to hear All the time how you want to fuck us... So on and so forth.. I mean damn can't you just come and talk and at least say hi first... SHIT... How about we ask you all the time wanna cam for me.. Oh shit thats right you'll do it in a heartbeat.. Why the hell are we so fuckin different??

Men! And Woman! Lol
I swear Im like crack lol. freakin guys talk to me and they get hooked. Im highly addictive. but you see I dont mind being guys friends and screwin a couple and shit but the thing at i hate is when they start getting feelings for me it tares me up. I mean i dont want any one getting feelings for me. My life is just a little troublesom and i dont wanna add more. i even tell the guys if i wanna try to have something with you i let you know because i dont wanna have some fling and waste my time i only want to actually be with someone if i think there is something worth while there that i want. other than that i just wanna me friends. i mean i may play around and shit about the whole girl friend thing but doesnt mean that im serious and if your kinda ify just ask because ill tell you want i think just gotta ask the right questions. its not all that hard im not complacaided like most people i just think different. You are my freak. You are my obsession. The way you tease me and whisper

Men Are Fucking Pigs
Im sorry but this is getting old. I moved to AZ to be with someone I thought loved me but I was wrong. This person has already torn a hole in my heart and is making that hole bigger. And I know he doesnt care, cause if he did he would be here with me instead of out every single night doing god only knows what. He told me before I moved out here that he loved me and that he had changed, that was...BULL SHIT!! Hes actually treats me worse then before. So I left my friends, family, a good job for this. And the worse part is is that I have no way back. So yeah fucked myself over....

Men Are Just Happier People...
Your last name stays put The garage is all yours Wedding plans take care of themselves Chocolate is just another snack You can be President You can never get pregnant You can wear a white T-Shirt to a water park You can wear NO shirt to a water park Car mechanics tell you the truth The world is your urinal You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is too icky You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt Same work, more pay Wrinkles add character Wedding dress--$5000 Tux Rental $100 People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them The occasional well rendered belch is practically expected New shoes don't cut,blister or mangle your feet One mood all the time Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat You know stuff about tanks A five day vacation requires only one suitcase You can open all your own jars You get extra credit for the slightest act o

Men Are Never Depressed...
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$ 100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. ! Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase

~men Are Like...~
**************Men Are Like...******************* ... Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why. ... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. ... Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. ... Commercials. You can't believe a word they say. ... Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory. ... Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere. ... Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. ... Curling Irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair. ... Government Bonds. They take way too long to mature. ... Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. ... Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright. ... Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. ... Parking Spots. The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extre

Men And Women
Men and Women - A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs. - A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need. - A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. - A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. - A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. - A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot. - To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. - Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. - Women somehow deteriorate overnight. - A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. - A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does. - Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die. - Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same

Men Are So Bitchy....
You know you here men all the time referring to us women as bitches, saying that all we do is bitch. But come on and gimmie a fucking break. All my fucking husband does is bitch all the time. I get so sick of hearing it. Its always something I swear I think men have periods. Its like can't you just be fucking happy for one fucking day. Then you go to talk to them and its like literally talking to the wall.....

Men And Sensitivity
Ok i want to try and understand somethings here. what is it about most men and these so called boundary issues? Why do most men act like its so wrong t have us up under them lol. Why can we as women not be able to show full affection to our men? Why be in a relationship if you dont want to be affectionate sometimes. i love a Man who knows how to be a Man and yet still be sensitive when i need it. or if i need a hug after i had a bad day or bad news, or maybe even a back massage. it would be so nice to be rubbed down. I dont understand why as a woman im practically being forced not act like one. is it only because of the sex or maybe the looks that covers it all? Or, is it that most men should just be alone. if the main thing that keeps you happy goes into your pants pocket, then maybe i misjudged my whole relationship! PLEASE HELP TO UNDERSTAND THIS COMMENTS PLEASE

Men And There Junk
men are such dogs tring to go from one bitch to another without thanking twice about it or what the out come would be. I know someone whos husband was sending girls a pic of his junk and I gess hopping for something to happen between him and said girl not even thanking about his wife.. well she called one of the girls and let her know that he was married and he never said anything about beeing married to her but now she knows maybe she'll pass it on and on..

Men Chasing Dreams
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Men=confusion!!
--I spent night after night falling asleep to your voice --I wake up everyday and have texts from you concerned about how I slept --Then all of a sudden theres nothing, no phone calls, no texts --I message you every place I can think of --I begin to wonder if something horrible has happend to you --Why are you so gone? --What have I done? --You don't realize how much I blame myself... --Obviously you don't care --All I think I was is something to occupy you breifly --Did I really deserve this? --Are you really gone for good? --I honestly loved you --I believed the words you spoke were true --Who is she that's taking my place? --I swear I have something that says "Break my heart" on my forehead

Men Don't Realize It
This was sent to me by a male friend.... Men don't realize everything that a women does for them, which if they new all that women do for them or have done to them already, all women would be appreciated, which all women should already be appreciated, so this is to ALL women out there, no matter what we do or say to hurt u, just remind us what you have done for us and what you will always do for us. THANKS to all of you for all that you do: Women: They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel an

Men Designer Shoes
These are Indian beaded khussa designer shoes for the womens. This is traditional Indian shoes.These are Very soft and comfortable shoes.these shoes are also wear with matching designer dress.These shoes are Available in sizes 6 to 11 USA 3 to 9 UK 36 to 44 EUR and in slim narrow medium wide and double wide widths. All shipment is send through DHL Express. We give the tracking no. to the customer then they can track it online.We accept the payment through paypal. We make custom based shoes for every buyer in their sizes.The price of the shoes is between 20 dollar to 40 dollar and 14 dollar shipping worldwide(any country).Delivery time is approx 7 to 10 days. So,Kindly visit for buy this shoe also at:- www.punjabfootwear.com These are Indian beaded khussa designer shoes for the womens. This is traditional Indian shoes.These are Very soft and comfortable shoes.these shoes are also wear with matching designer dress.These shoes are Available in sizes 6 to 11 USA 3 to 9 UK 36 to 44 EUR a

Men Facts
Do you ever wonder how you can meet someone so far away, but feel as if they are right beside you. Or get the feeling you've known them your whole life, almost as if you were ment to meet this person. A stange spark drew you together and it only grew into something bigger. I don't know what exactly drew me to him maybe it was just the way he is. Speaks his mind and just tells it how it is. Funny and smarter than any male i've met.. EVER. The way he just knows me so well is unlike anything. he got into my mind and has gotten very cumfy from the looks of it. Seeing how he knows my every thought. Whats funny though is how we both felt this way for a while but never said anything to each other always kept it secret lol. Which in the end it worked out but I do wonder what would be I guess everyone does that at times. No point in looking back on it now, what im interested in is the future. What will it bring for us and where will we be a year from now I guess time will only tell. But I say t

Men Hitting On Me
it pisses me off everytime a guy wants to talk to me on here they want to get laid. i want only friends if they are male or female i am sry to b so harsh and i know this is known to have people to hook up with but u can rate me and stuff but i won't tolerate men wantin to cyber or fuck me

Men Issues
ok, i thought this was funny,,,and somewhat true,,,so ladies enjoy,,, The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (Because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX? (They don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (They don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (You need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (Don't know....it never happened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and

Men Like Him
Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. ! He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. _

Men Laws
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point,

Men Lie
OKAY SO RIGHT NOW IM FEELING A LIL HURT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY EXCEPT I HATE MOST MEN RIGHT NOW. THEY LIE TO MUCH IM OVER IT IM BOUDT TO TURN STRIGHT OUT LESBIAN (NOT I LOVE THE DICK TO MUCH) DATS MY DOWN FALL. ANYWAYS I JUST FOUND OUT MY EX HUSBAND GOT HES GIRL PRAGENT SHE ABOUT 7/8 MTHS PREGANT. I JUST NOW GOT TOLD ONLY CUSE HES SISTER TOLD ME I DONT KNOW MAYBE I HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE UPSET MAYBE I DO I JUST WISH HE WOULD HAVE TOLD ME THE DAMN TURTH TO BEGIAN WIT I WISH I COULD SAY MORE GOTTA GO LUV YAS MICHELLE

Men..men..men
Why do little boys whine? - Because they are practicing to be men. What do you call a handcuffed man? - Trustworthy. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? - You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? - Because if they all went, it would be Hell. Why do men like smart women? - Opposites attract. How are husbands like lawn mowers? - They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work. How can you tell when a man is well hung? - When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? - We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle. How do men exercise on the beach? - By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? - Make him wear shoes. How does a man show he's planning for the fut

Men Never Seem To Amaze Me
Well i havent been on here in like a million years. I am lying in bed cant sleep all the while my freakin neighbors are having sex and bang on the wall and moving my bed. I really want to hit the wall back just to see what they would to cause i am so tired of hearing there shit. i should be able to have my bed on any wall and not hear their nasty asses. I cant wait till my mp friend comes home from deployment so that i can call him to come knock on their do cause they being to loud.. but i am closing i hate bitching to much i will write more later. MEN never seem to Amaze me Current mood: pissed off Category: Life SO why do guys say one thing or tell youone thing and do the total opisite (yes i know i miss spelled so shoot me) I mean come the fuck on be honest to a girl when she ask something. I am so tired of when a guy says that they love you and then basically say screw you. or even say that they are you man and then go off and tell another girl that they are single. That

Men N Women.. (a Girl Sent This To Me)
a girl sent this to me.. most are right on the nose! (MOST, not all, but im reposting as it came to me lol) --Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! --"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. --Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. --Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. --Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. --Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. --Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. --A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. --Boyfriends need to be reassured ofte

Men N Women Lie
another blog from dr romello Q&A Q & A biaaaaaaatches... Q: How long should a girl wait to start having sex with her bf, someone they just started dating, or someone you just met...? Answer: Now, it's hard really to put a time table on these... In my opinion, whenever your ready, just let things happen.. you both will know when your ready.. there will be some wet "kitty" (meeeow) involved with some good wood.. haha You could be talking to someone for a while, but never met.. And then have sex with them the first time you do hangout... Then end up dating them for 3yrs or even getting married... Bottom line is, there arent any rules,no times table.. Some people like to wait.. cool, good for them... Others, just are a sexual person.. to each to his own...!!!! it's all about the vibe.. You just have to ask yourself some questions. Is having sex with this person in keeping with my values? If your a freak.. YES.. hahaha Everyone has different values.. just k

Men Never Listen.
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the mens restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. "Sir," she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Mens restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the p

Men Only Answer Please
Application¢¾ Real Name: Nick Name: age: birthplace: current location: height/weight: zodiac sign: hair color/eye color: education status: school attending: favorite color: shoe size: sports you play: 21 Questions: 1.Have you ever cheated?(dont lie) 2.When is the last time you had a girlfriend? 3.What was your longest relationship? 4.What as your shortest relationship? 5.Are you a sex addict? 6.How ofen do you have to have sex? 7.How long did you ever go without having sex? 8.Have you ever hit a woman? 9.What is your greatest asset:What do you value most? 10.Can you kiss? 11.What is your idea of a good date?(place and time) 12.What is one thing you cant stand about a female? 13.What is the first thing that attracts you about a female? 14.Best featues of a female to you? 15.What is your definition of a well rounded woman? 16.Do you have any children? 17.If so, how many? 18.If so, do you and your baby momma still get along? 19. Why did you break up? 20.W

Men: Perfect Your Oral Technique
A magic tongue is one thing, but what you do with your hands can mean the difference between good oral sex and fantastic oral sex. Master these techniques and she'll love you forever... The classic Separate the vaginal lips with your fingers, find the clitoris and lick around the edges, slowly and gently. Then relax your tongue and wiggle it side to side and up and down over the clitoris and/or clitoral hood (depending on how sensitive she is). On orgasm, press your flat tongue against the clitoral head, continuing to lick, or simply let her push against you. Don’t remove your tongue until she says so - women’s orgasms last much longer than yours! The ice-cream Make your tongue flat and wide, like you’re licking an ice-cream, and start with long, slow, wet licks on the inner lips. Move from this into a swishing motion - imagine you’re catching the drips off an ice-cream. As your tongue swishes randomly, you’re now teasing the edges of the clitoris. Next

Men Problems
Dan I know you may or may not read this but I hope you do. You affected my life like no one else has please don't end it this way. You made me believe there was that special someone out there for me. I was hoping he was you but just one simple click and that changed everything. How was I supposed to know I was going to make you made? How did I know how you felt about that? You never told me these things really until after we had talked about them and then you decided you don't want to talk to me anymore. The things you said to me felt so right but at the same time too good to be true. Perhaps you were just leading me on to get my heart broke. I may never know and probably never will find out now. Just know I am very truly sorry and I really do care for you so much and love you so much. Dan Swanson you could have been the one for me. Adorablewolf@ fubar With this being said I am telling I am sorry and I hope you forgive me. I love you always and forever and w

Men Suck
Well all I have to say is that I am beginning to lean towards on hating men....All they seem to want now a days is sex..I just recently got back in touch with one of my ex's...I saw him for the first time in 2 yrs last weekend and he was so excited to see me...Then when I left and went back home he totally ignored me...I dont even know what the deal is...Did I do something? Did I say something? He completely blew me off...And tonight he text messaged me and told me to leave him alone...I dont even know what I did...He has completely changed within the past 2 yrs...Oh well...Now I can move on with my life... I've never written a love song That didn't end in tears. Maybe you'll rewrite my love song If you can replace my fears. I need your patience and guidance And all your lovin' and more. When thunder rolls through my life Will you be able to weather the storm? There's so much I would give ya, baby If I'd only let myself. There's this well of emotions I feel I mus

Mens Sexy Booty Contest
THE WINNERS AREEEEEE...... JUDGES CHOICE MJBLETTE ..... 2 OF THE 3 JUDGES PICKED THIS BUTT MJBLETTE ALSO WON ON RATINGS WITH 18 PEOPLE THAT RATED HIS PIC WTG MJBLETTE YOU WILL BE GETTING A 4 DAY BLAST FOR WINNING 1ST AND 2ND PLACE AND BILLY WON ON COMMENTS WITH 1052 WTG U WILL GET A 1 DAY BLAST!! THANKS TO ALL OF YOU GUYS THAT WHERE IN MY FIRST CONTEST AND HOPE YOU HAD FUN!! GIVE A SPECIAL THANKS TO MY JUDGES AND CHECK THEIR PAGES AND PICS OUT... DREAMEYED GYPSY KANDI KANE THANKS LADIES FOR YOUR HELP :-)!!! I WILL GET YOU GUYS YOUR BLAST IF NOT TONIGHT WITHIN THE NEXT FEW DAYS!! THANKS AGAIN EVERYONE HUGS AND KISSES MICHELLE AKA HOOVERGIRL I HAVE CLOSED THE MENS SEXY BOOTY CONTEST AND WILL ANNOUNCE THE 3 WINNERS IN JUST A LITTLE BIT AND GET PRIZES OUT TO EVERYONE IF NOT TONIGHT WITHIN THE NEXT FEW DAYS ;-)!! THOSE GUYS THAT HAD PICS MARKED NSFW WERE UNABLE TO VIEW THE PICS SO I HAVE UNMARKED THOSE PIC AND S

~men Such Ass Holes~
Men have know respect for us lady's! They only think about 1 fucken thing, you know what im talken about. They try so hard get in are pant's, rather try get pussy than love us for who we are! I say fuck men who need's them. I date some guy on here thought would be sweet heart, shit he was a player, every time left he would flirt with other women just get them join his new lounge room!! He was so rude, the only thing had on his mind was my ass and pussy. And he said he loved me, which i new was a lie!!

Mens Sexy Booty Contest
I NEED SOME HELP LADIES AND PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD SINCE IM NEW TO CHERRY TAP!! IM IN THE MENS SEXY BOOTY CONTEST AND NEED COMMENT BOMBING AND LOTS OF RATINGS!! THE CONTEST WILL LAST A WEEK AND THERE WILL BE 3 WINNERS 1ST PLACE WILL BE CHOSEN BY 3 JUDGES 2ND PLACE WILL BE MOSTS # OF RATINGS 3RD WILL BE MOST COMMENTS THANKS IN ADVANCE AND HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL VALENTINE'S DAY!! HERE IS THE LINK TO MY PIC HUGS AND KISSES MAVRICK64

Men Suck! (some)
Would you let a man that you meet online back into your life if he tries you? Now you are really into this guy and he really seems to be into you, he meets your kids and they get along great. One day he's at your house kickin it with you and your kids and the next day he's emailing you telling you that he's moving and he got a new job in a state way across the United States. Hmmmm, let me think about that one! Uhhhhh-HELL NO! Then the next morning you get another email that says he might not be moving after all. HELL NO! He would have to keep on moving because he's not gonna put me on an emotional roller coaster or my kids. Think something in the pot ain't clean. He gotta go! What do you think????? Any comments or suggestions greatly appreciated! Thanks PS: This is not me that I'm talking about, it is someone I am friends with. LOL And she knows who she is.

Mens Rules
Please note... These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon Or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument

Men Suck
why do men have to be such inconsiderate bastards...sorry to all the decent guys in the world. But im just about sick and tired of gettin walked on and treated like shit! I am nothing but nice to guys and they take advantage of me and then just throw me away when they are done with me or when they find someone else...or in some cases have someone else..but still choose to lead me on...for once i would just like to meet a guy that considers MY feelings...i guess thats just askin too much...cuz i still havent found it yet..so i've decided to just focus on me and my kids for now...and if mr. right comes along then maybe just maybe ill consider guys again...i just dont have any trust in the opposite sex anymore...can ya blam me?

Men Strike Back !
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. ------------------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ------------------------------ - ------------------------------------

Men's Answer To Maxine!!
Men's answer to Maxine. We knew it was going to happen, but we just didn't know when. Here it is, men's answer to Maxine! MAX Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------ Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. ------------------------------------------------------------ Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------ ------ How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------ How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clo

Mens Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. We always hear " the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "#1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anythin

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Men Suck
My letter to him this morning There are some things I need to say and if I don't say them now I never will. There were other options that could have happened with us before you cheated on me. You could have gone ahead and found a place of your own or even just told me you were going to rather then asking, even though I asked you to give this family more time. We moved too fast and stepping back and starting from an earlier point in a "relationship" was an option. I had not realized how much stress my family really was putting on you. I'm also still very hurt that all last week you flat would not talk to me, you told me it was work stuff or nothing, and all the time you were already planning on leaving me in pieces. I knew you meeting her was not a good thing for me, but I TRUSTED you, and that is something you will never get back from me. I will try and be a friend to you, but you know as well as I do that's not going to be an easy task. There's a part of me that even says "

Men Suck
I am tired of being treated like a piece of meat. I am tired of being lied to, trampled on and thrown out to dry. I get told "what I want to hear" get my hopes up, then nothing. I know it is a two way street. Both men and women play games, but damn it; i'm to old for games. I don't play them why should I be played? I know what I have to offer someone but no one wants to take the chance. Why, do I intimadate you? I'm not ugly by any means. Do I say to much on a date, probably. I love to talk, I hate the awkward silences. I am an open book, nothing is kept a secret about me. Now someones tells me a secret, it stays that way!!!!! No one wants a bigger girl ............why? Are you afraid society will look down on you if you are with someone who is overweight? It is not what is on the outside that makes a person, it is what is on the inside. All I want is a nice man to like me for who I am. Take care. thanks for reading - if you are

Men Sux Who Is With Me!
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like Laxatives They irritate the crap out of you. 2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of e

Men Stories
> Men Stories> > 1. I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said "morning." He said "no just taking a shit".> > 2. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked him to forgive me. > > 3. My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting out "get this out of me? Give me the drugs." She looked at me and said, "You did this to me you bastard!" I casually replied, "If you would care to remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, "it'll be too painful."> > 4. I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she told me, "because I am trying to examine you."> > 5. I was walking down the road today and saw my Afghani neighbor, Abdul, standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony > shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What'

Mens Health Issues
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Menssuits
Man is natured to protect and preserve his boundaries and status with whatever means possible. Dressing is a second nature as it becomes a very important part of grooming and getting more presentable. Clothing is the outer skin that helps define your refined standards, careful choice and a class of expression. Looking good and wearing the best outfits give us the confidence to stand out among the crowd and also be taken seriously. Gentlemen who believe in being impeccably dressed wherever and whatever be the occasion can now find solace in the fact that superior marksman and tailoring standards will come to their rescue in fitting them with an outfit that is an example of personification and helps accentuates your identity. Mens Suits are among the very finest of dressing that is comfortable and comes with cuts, fabric and patterns to make you adorn yourself with finesse in a kingly manner. The best of outfits are a result of careful labor and accurate styling so that you get the most

The Mental Seduction!!!
Beat Beat My heart beats faster and faster with every thought of your hand running down my spine, mmmm reminseing on the times when you where mine. The smell of your cologne you running your fingers gently through my hair whispering "I Love You". Spending time, walking down the street, holding hands, and sitting on the train in a trance from stareing into your captivateing eyes. Remembering the times when you gently pressed your full chocolate lips on mine and I taste the sweet nectar of your chocolate intertwineing with my caramel, and my heart fails it flat lines __________ pump pump its back Beat Beat slower and slower as I remember the cold shoulder you gave right after you said you loved me and gently implanted your manhood into the pool of my sanctuary, remembering your toungue gently flickering back and then foward as I climax and my nile river began to flow down your chocolate perfectly chizzeld chin. Beat Beat slower as I remember you telling me Im not she who completes your a

Mental Meandering
I decided to put some of my horrible poetry out there for people to read. Why? I acredit masochistic tendencies. Walking Contradiction Trying to find words. Simple sounds become absurd. Lingering responses not received. Mounting maladies of the heart. Strange attractions to harmful addictions. Beautiful misery when I’m without you. Cause even in your absence I know you are still there though perhaps not with me. Meandering musing on the matter. Pleading pointless patterns. But I miss you regardless. Nothing discernible in broken ideas. Haunted by a past best left discarded. Only in you salvation is found. Freed from the torment of mundane. Have I made sense? Or is this all just a confusing as me... and you... Breaking the best of you. Too much waste allows us this. Too much of second blessings... Second guessings.... Second falling outs with far too much loss within for us to complain about. Withering from apathy is the second best demise I'd rather

Mental Basketcase
There is not a second in the day, awake or asleep, busy or not, that I do not feel incomplete because I am not by your side or in your arms. I have always had this sadness deep inside myself, but only until I met you did I understand why; it is emptiness in my heart and my soul. That infinite void has only been filled since I found you. Because I have realized this, because I have felt what it is to be whole, there are times when my emptiness becomes so unbearable that for no reason other than the fact that I Love you with such intensity, with all the blood pulsing through my veins, down to the very breath I breathe as I lie next to you at night, I break down and cry. It consumes me, relishes within me, and bores me anew. With you, I have felt the vast spectrum of this emotion, Love. We have experienced, together, its depths, its crevices, its beauties, and its horrors. You stir such powerful feelings within me that, at times, I doubt my body's capacity to contain my own

Mental Health Blog Of A Lostsoul
Well life has been pretty ok I have a new med that is really doing me well with My sleeping issues and the others are as usual doing fine BUT my dumb ass LOST my depakote so is having to take My backup generic that gives me MEAN ass heartburn. I drew the blade across my wrist to see how it would feel. I looked into the future, there was nothing to reveal. ~~ Strawbs, Round and Round What is Self-Injury? Self-injury is deliberately hurting oneself without intent to commit suicide. It is also called self-harming, delicate cutting, cutting, and is abbreviated SI or SIB (self-injurous behavior). Other names for it, such as self-mutilation and self-abuse, are considered too blaming or innacurate by many and some self-injurers don't like the terms. The term "cutters" leaves out other self-injurers who burn or pick and so won't be used on this page. Self-injury takes many forms. Cutting the skin with razors, knives, broken glass or other sharp objects is by far the most commo

Mental Health Awareness
From: Graphix 4 Stoners!© Date: Apr 18, 2007 8:30 PM I just have some things to say about the recent tragedies at Virginia Tech. First off, and I'm sure everyone will be with me on this, my heart goes out to all of you who were effected by this horrendous event. I do also have a large complaint. Here are my questions when I see or hear quotes like this: "A university official said the English literature student was "troubled" and his essays had been so disturbing that he was referred to the campus counseling service. It was feared that he suffered from depression." My Question: WHY DIDN'T THAT "UNIVERSITY OFFICIAL" TAKE THE INITIATIVE TO MAKE SURE HE GOT HELP? The Quote: " "There was some concern about him," said Professor Carolyn Rude, head of the English department. "Sometimes, in creative writing, people reveal things and you never know if it's creative or if they are describing things." " My Question: WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU ASK HIM???

Mental Blocks
I'm thinking of poems And lyrics to write. I stay up with coffee All thru the night. I search for the words Just to make it rhyme. And I often wonder Am I wasting my time? I'm sitting at the window Staring at the rocks. All I can find Are these damn mental blocks. I hope it comes together Once around the bend. I believe it has Cause, I've reached my end. - Anthony G. Yarde

Mental Issues And Depression
so right now im pretty bored but happy at the same time i got alot of shit on my mind...so in otherwords my mind is pretty fucked up right now i got alot of shit on my mind....women.....ok so not so much women im cool with them there cool with me...unless i piss them off..lol...but yea i dont get it i know im a decent person because when people have problems they seek me and tell me there problems and i help them 95% of the time i do a good job with the help i provide but then there burdens are applied to me and that stress of worrying about them sits on my shoulders and im typically cool with it...... so this girl who've i liked forever...and trust me she knows....came to me and asked me for help...well didnt so much ask as just told but whatever not the point...now her problem was she likes this guy she just broke up with and yada yada yada short story shorter he's fuckin up his life....well what the fuck why do girls seem to go to the guy that likes them and spill there guy p

Mental Seduction
by Jo 2/07 As I read the words that are before me, a seduction of the mind occurs. Closing of the eyes with each sentence read, gives me a picture like no other on earth. Your in my head as deep as the ocean with the waves of imagination crashing against the shore. Breathlessly reading the wanting, the giving of complete passion and desire that is leaving me needing much more. I can feel your hands upon my skin, your warmth like a soft blanket wrapped tight around me from within. Your lips gliding over me as I shiver thinking of how exquisite it would feel for your tongue to find me. Nectar builds to eventually flow in a stream as I contemplate your tale. You have taken me to the inner most desires leaving me undone but done all the same. Drunken from the wine of a thousand grapes is the feeling that grows when you undress my soul. Lightheaded and panting I cum with a moan but left with no one to hold. Thank you for that passion, the seduction,the intens

Mental Massochist
MENTAL MASSOCHISM AS I LAY HERE UNREQUIETED MY MIND IS FORCED TO WANDER EVER THE BATTLEGROUND FOR UNCERTAINTY AND AWARENESS NEVER SATISFIED WITH MY HAPPINESS I FIND STRANGE CONTENTMENT IN FIXATED TRIBULATION BOREDOM REIGNS ABSOLUTE IN A REALM OF CONSTANT OBLIGATION I'M A MENTAL MASOCHIST TO BE AT EASE IS A THREAT TO MY CONSCIOUSNESS SO I LAY HERE LACKING THE ELOQUENCE TO PURGE MY CEREBRAL RAMBLINGS AND I STRUGGLE TO DISTRACT MYSELF WITH A SINGULAR OBSESSION

Men That Are Pigs
okay so i was thinking....hvae u ever just stoppted and looked around at whats around you...just look...and close ur eyes and listen to the sounds and everything around u...when u do taht everything is different.. okay so this guy that i have know for about a year now that i have liked and he knows this and so he im me and asks me if we want to hang out and i have a cold so im think about it and he just keeps on and then it comes *i have a date tonight with a cougar.... *how is u im me to hang out with but after u have a date where i know ur going to sleep with her and then come hang out with me and try to get in my pants. that is how some men are pigs

Mental Health
Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until someone comes on the line. If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name. If you have post-traumatic-stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000. I

Mental Hospital Phone Menu
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Mental Trappings
Vast was the wasteland laid out before me as it had always been. A quick stop along the way well over it was time once again to move on. Grabbing my baggage I smiled hesitantly afraid to admit I might have lost my mind somewhere back around Albuquerque. There was a cold wind from the south this evening and the ever so slight smell in the air of rain. When it rains it pours. Without any other option I moved onward into the night. Silent. The cold sensation of being solitary swept over me once again as my eyes stared forward following the obscured path to my destination. Days perhaps weeks or was it years I had traveled this road and weary I am. Perhaps someday rewarded with the journeys end I shall find peace, but alas not today. A stranger ahead as there have been many. To take away my solitude and betray the silence with stories and tales of adventure, glory, suffering and pain that had driven them into the wasteland I call home. A stranger perhaps but treated as any other

Mental Illness
My morning mumm, it reminded me of when I was 15 and taking the RTD (bus in La) to see my boyfriend. I always sat in the rear, and listened to my Walkman (lol). Well this day, the bus was a bit crowded, however the rear was empty, except for one woman. I decided to sit a few seats away from her, she was arguing with herself, and started hitting herself. I started to get up to move and she grabbed the back of my hair and pulled me back, i instinctually just hauled off and cracked her in her head and face a few times. And she was screaming at me, calling me every name in the F'n book. A couple of men came and restrained her until the driver could stop, and then they removed her from the bus.. Just thought I would share..

Mental Vent
Blah blah blah, are you fucking ready?! Ranting and raving always comes so steadily. Not knowing what to do, dreams haunting me of you feeling so valid, feeling so requisite. Pins and needles engorge my skin, feeling unbalanced as the room begins to spin. A mental release never comes with ease, pills temporarily sedate the beasts. The casing starts to callous. My heart races a hostile impulse, this feeling of malice. Overtaken, letting go. It`s almost like perfect euphoria. Blood aches, bones scream, cerebral anguish increases. Explosive feelings leave me in pieces laying about. Never knowing what to do, always thinking "well what about?"

Mental Stimuli Is Here!
Life is like a marathon. We run and run, not knowing where (or how far) the finish line lies. We focus so intensely on prolonging the race but sometimes--despite our best efforts--the race is cut short. Too often we don't relish the path of and enjoy the details instead of just pounding the pavement of life. What personal boundaries can you expand to help you enjoy your life? Today meditate on the simple joys: a warm bath, reading a book to a sleepy toddler, or spending quality time with your family and friends. All of life contains bumps in the road such as losing your job or an unforeseen illness. But it is up to us to determine the quality of our lives. Remember, we don't always determine the distance, but we can determine the path. Angelic Boss aka Dr. Feel..;) First Name: Age: Whats your nationality/heritage: Place of residence: Birth Place: How many kids?: Age of kids: Job Title: What do you do for fun?: Do you dri

Mental Confusion
Thoughts racing thru your brain. Is there really hapiness in life. Does anyone ever get a happily ever after? Who ever knows when enough is enough? Thoughts bleeding thru your brain. An addiction you can't seem to let go. Where do you stop and when do you go? Who ever knows the right decisions in life. Why can't god just give us a handbook to this fucked up thing we call life? Does he have a sick sense of humor or do we just fuck it up all by ourselves.? Do we ever completly grow up? We are always under someones thumb? Is this life or just a really bad dream? You see it in his eyes. Bleeding from his brain. Is he even curable? Or are you just going insane. How much do you help and when do you walk away? You see it coursing thru his veins killing him slowly. Do you watch him kill himself or do you reach out to help? OR LET him go til he helps himself? SICKNESS......is it curable. Crazy, disturbed, selfish motherfucker. Well i know i've mummed about what to do? and well guess i

Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-te

Mental Health
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell You which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, hang up. It doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9-6-9-6. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. But Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-te

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Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependant, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have l

Mental Intercourse
Please allow me to slip into something a little more comfortable something like your mind. Thought processes excite me. I'm stimulated by your kind. Deep and wet with the waters of critical thinking flowing like the rivers of time. Can I gently caress your intellect with concepts that I have created with mine? As I undress your thoughts with my eyes I know what you want because imagination never lies. The truth is all in your head I know, because so am I. Its better that way, wetter that way because creative juices never stop flowing Also knowing what I wanted you gave me a piece of your information. You seem nervous, must be your first time, sharing your mind. Don't worry, it won't hurt but you might get addicted. Because once you get the feeling it's hard to stop no longer being restricted by physical limitations. Having inclinations to, do it every time I see you. Not in public though, someone might see but they still wouldn't know. How I softly licked your gray matter as we rolled

Mental Vomit
I hate the ones who said they loved me and never meant it. I hate the ones who said they loved me, then changed their minds. I hate the ones that loved me, but never bothered to say anything. I hate the ones who never considered me an option to love. I hate people who leave without saying goodbye. I hate everyone who underestimates me. I hate those who have misjudged, pigeonholed, written off or otherwise stereotyped me. I hate being forgotten about. I hate that I waste energy to actively hate anyone. I hate thinking I'm a fuckup. I hate myself for caring what anyone else thinks. I hate that the one person who may be the polar opposite of all these things might never know how much I value him. I hate being afraid to love. Do you hate me? I've decided to try to do things a little differently around here from now on.

Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental HospitalPlease select from the following options menu:If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If you are codependant, please ask someone to press 2 for you.If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay ontheline so we can trace your call.If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.If you have low self-esteem, please hang

Mental Disorders Symptoms
Psychological conditions attack many individuals of any age, income, education level, or social background. Psychological illness signs are described as any problem or situation impacting thoughts and impacting how a individual considers, seems, functions and/or provides with others. Although the signs and reactions can range from light to serious and are different based on the kind and harshness of psychological problem, a individual with an without treatment psychological problem often is not able to deal with way of life daily exercises and requirements, so the appropriate support of a psychological physician is necessary to manage as well as successfully. Physical changes need to be noticed first when a thought about possible illness comes to thoughts. Real warning signs of psychological illness include pain that are not increased by healthcare assessments, lack of focus and failure to follow the way of life, ornamented exhaustion, sleep and food conditions, lack of sex drive and

Men & The Stupid Shit They Do! Lmao
ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THISJust try reading this without laughing till you cry!!! Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer.The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...??WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home... I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.AWESOM

Mental Healthh
I was sent to Alcoholics Anonymous in 1977 by a teams of mentally oppressive people that worked in Marlboro State Hospital. I have stopped using each illegal drug and all alcohol my last beer was in 1993 in fact I am not a drug addict or alcoholic because after a 35 year in-depth study of people vs principles in AA the general overview of people from all walks of life rich poor with with out is that the requirements and the qualifications makes them all liars, cheats and thieRomans 12:3

Men Troubles
People always say that woman start alot of the problems. But in all reality its men to. They lie cheat and hurt us just as much as some woman do to them. Im not saying That all woman are the same or men. Im sya that we all do it and theres no one who can change my mind. I have been beat physically mental and emotionally in the past

Mentality
Before I start this I just want to say that I do have some very good friends on this site.I've been on this site for about 8 years so yes I do have enough invested in this site to make my own judgemnts and decisions about it and the people.I have met several people from this site.some were genually who they claimed to be.and others were just simply fake about themselves.now I do not consider myself special by any means.I am friends with people who are yellow and red and friends with people who will never be either of those.I'm fruends with people who seem to have plenty of money to blow and people who seem dead broke.none of that makes any diffrence to me I try to be the same with everyone.and if you feel like I am not then that's your choice to make about me.the people of the mumms get a bad rap as far as I'm concerned with the exception of a few who I consider just flat out disgusting human beings and most of the mummers know who I'm speaking of and why I feel that way.I have become

Mental Health Awareness!
Take Care of your Mental Health. It is important! You may not realize how important it is, but take care of it! Mental Health issues are on the rise and there is so much stigma that surround the Mental Health world, through others and even people who struggle with Mental Illnesses. Your Mental Health is your foundation to your life. It is what gives you the support to get you through the day and your physical health relies on your mental health to be well. They play hand in hand and need each other to keep the balance. In order for your body to be healthy, you need to have a healthy mind. If anyone needs to talk about some issues, I am not a licensed professional, but I will be willing to listen with an open mind and understanding.

Me Number One
So mostly this is just an uber rate everyone site. Right? Neat. I like being rated. I guess there's nothing wrong with a little I look you look you judge I judge so that we can all climb the ladder to the top. Everyone says everyone's perfect so that they can step on the next person up. It's perfect. So mostly this is just an uber race everyone site. Sweet. Someone should hook me up. I think I should get super cherry points because I'm the coolest. Except for you. You're the coolest/hottest/best. I promise. I really mean that. And you're the humblest if you rate me a 10. That one's beyond me. It's just the truth. I mean, I don't deserve a 10, but it's because you're so nice that I get one. And I'm only repaying the favor because everyone seems to be so darn nice here. U hook me up, I hook you up, and we all climb the ladder with a bunch of hooks.

Menus
so check this out. My friend is going to be auctioned off to cook at some random person’s house at his high school that he graduated from to make money for that school. So I am going to help him out. The menu will consist of: APPETIZER: Shrimp and scallop kabobs (that are skewered with fresh rosemary sprigs) over top of a shitake risotto (which is like a very sticky, and runny type of rice, with balsamic glaze drizzled on the bottom of it all. Sweet sausage ravioli with a sun dried tomato chili pesto, with veggie and potato ravioli baked in a cheddar cheese sauce topped with asaigo cheese and bread crumbs lime and tequila sorbet inside of a lime instead of a shot glass(to cleanse the pallet) SOUP: a melon five-spice soup (which will be served cold) SALAD: a bitter green salad with grilled marinated duck, with a orange cilantro coulis, and a Asian pear ginger coulis some sort of savory entremets (to cleanse the pallet) ENTRÉE: Sea bass en papillote with garl

The Menu
So I'm having some company over today and I'm preparing a small feast for all of us.. BBQ Ribs with a Apple Cider dipping sauce Salsa Burgers with a picante sauce, cheddar cheese, and fresh cilantro Hot dogs (no need to get fancy with em) Corn on the cob with herb butter Roasted Potatoes with peppers, onions, and fresh rosemary Beer, beer, whiskey, and more beer.

Menuspenus Is Is The Nick Name Lol It Speaks For Its Self So In Case You Are Wondering Just Read The Name Lmao
hello im new sombody hit me up not much to say rlly just that i love to party and meeting new people if you are interested and wanna know more about me just msg and eventually ill get your message. 8-------

Men Vs Women
When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines, one line for the men who were true heads of their household and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter." Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, And in the line of men who truly were heads of their household there was only one man. God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this Line?"The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here

Men Vs Women
This for entertainment purposes only! In other words its only a joke! What is the difference between men and women? 1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ******* 2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. ******* 3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. ******* 4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. ******* 5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage. ******* 6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. ******* 7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you mu

Men V Women
A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine -- "la maison." "Pencil", however, is masculine -- "le crayon." A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?" Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation. The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because: 1. no one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2. the native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. as soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spendi

Men Vs. Women
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. _____ WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do y ou alw ays carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." _____ UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. _____ MARRIA

Men Vs Niggas
MEN get respect, NIGGAZ get what they deserve MEN work hard, NIGGAZ work your nerves MEN hold you down, NIGGAZ hold you up MEN help you progress, NIGGAZ give you stress MEN tell the truth, NIGGAZ tell lies MEN drive cars, NIGGAZ wanna ride MEN do it slow, NIGGAZ do it fast MEN do their dirt outside of where they live NIGGAZ have BITCHES all up in your crib MEN tell you quick "you better check your girl" NIGGAZ don't give a fuck, they wanna get at your girl" MEN are everything, NIGGAZ ain't shit! Which are you?

Men Vs. Women!!!!
First off I would like to comment on Women rights activists, You are all pieces of insecure shit. Do you know why men dominate? I will give you an example, In 2002 the government, and military did response training, man vs. women. It was to see who is a better soldier. They sent them in the jungle with a sidearm .45 and that was it. Then they had a person who was wearing a vest of course, come at them with a gun pointed at them. EVERY FEMALE LOST THAT EXERCISE! They always got shot first( blanks). The men immediately pulled the trigger and shot the enemy first. That is why women make horrible officials, not enough testoserone. In order to be in charge, you must be dominate, to be dominate you must have to back up your mouth, Women just plain and simple cannot do the same things men can. It doesn't make us better than women, just different. And not all men are stupid either, I fucking promise you I am smarter than 99.99% of the general population. I am not a redkneck talkin shit. All I

Men Vs Women
Top 10 Female Rejection Lines (Translated!) 10. I think of you as a brother. Translation: You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in 'Deliverance.' 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. Translation: I don't want to do my dad. 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. Translation: You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on. 7. My life is too complicated right now. Translation: I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing. 6. I've got a boyfriend. Translation: I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's. 5. I don't date men where I work. Translation: I wouldn't date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building. 4. It's not you, it's me. Translation: It's you. 3. I'm concentrating on my career. Translation: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you. 2. I'm celibate. Translation: I've sworn off only the men like you. 1. Let's be fri

Men What The Hell Is Wron With Them
what the hell is wrong with men i think they live to see us squerm. i just left the biggest asshole in the world. he decided he was going to cheat and hurt me for the last time. who needs them. i found me a real a real man named mike and he is so awsome he treats me so good, hes a mamas boy though!!!!!!!!!!!

Men With 14' Dicks
• I am Cyc, 44, 6'3”, 234lbs. A divorce single, father, of one child, I like the following thing. Hugs, kisses, kids. Writing love poems, reading love poems and also cooking, shopping, I like Computer love playing videos games, going out to eat, gong to the movies and also seeing DVDS at home. • How hard is it to find capable wife, she is worth for more the jewels! Her husband puts his confidence in her, and he will never be poor Proverbs31:10-11 • I am seeking a, non-judging, positive, single, independent, friendly, female .For a new relationship. Age and also race is open. • gillisbrnx@aol.com • Mrcatday@hotmail.com • ckfc4u@verison.net • ckfc4u@yahoo.com • 1-718-402-9595 my cell. 1. Randall 44, 6'3”, my Dick is 14", 234lbs. a single, father, divorce, also I am from Bronx N.Y. I love my son. I love spending time in Church, hugs, kisses, kids. Writing love poems, reading love poems and also Cooking, I like Computer love playing videos games, goi

Men, When You Get A Girls Number
Alright ya'll. I know there's this unspoken rule men have followed since they met females in fields and sold their sheep for wives. It's the 'call only after three days rule'. Ya'll wonder why you lose our numbers? Why you wake up in a cold sweat and search your laundry basket (or floor) praying that the hot piece of ass's phone number hasn't been washed yet? Forget the rules, children. It's time to put that annoyance to bed. Call her (oh my god, can I do this?) the NEXT day. Tell her you think guys who do that are stupid. 'I don't know why men wait to call somebody they find interesting. I really enjoyed talking to you, and I don't believe in playing games. How'd you like it if we _______?' Women love men who think for themselves and prove to be different from the mainstream semi-chauvinistic way of thinking. SHE'LL LIKE IT! Now, wait for chapter so I can tell you how to get rid of her.....

Men Why Fight/beat On Women
I am so sick and tired of hearing from girlfriends who are having "husband", "man", "boyfriend" drama, because these idiots can't keep their hands off women. God put women here to be a help to man-someone for him to love and relax with comfort one another. Not to shot at beat or threaten her. I know I was married to a gangster/thug whatever you want to call him until he die, he NEVER laid a hand on me. I have 7 grandsons who have been taught do not hit women. MEN KEEP YOUR DAMN HANDS TO YOURSELVES!

Men Will Now Be Subject To
a short two question quiz when they add me. First question: Did you read the profile? Second: Did you watch the video in the stash (which, by the way, the profile directs people to do). If I don't get either a shout or a mail saying yes to both within ten minutes, add requests will be denied. Sorry for the inconvenience, but I'm sick of being inconvenienced myself. Thanks Sin

Men Worth Killing
Men Worth Killing(Written 2005)It wasn’t the mortar that woke me. It was the headache.This is my 5th trip to the desert, so I recognize the tell-tale signs of dehydration as soon as I see them in myself. The headache was one of those signs. It woke me at 2am and I was lying there trying to shake it off when the mortar came in. The impact point was quite some distance from where I was lying, so it did not register immediately. After the gunfire followed I realized that was a mortar I had heard. Oddly enough, I smiled and got a little excited and thought to myself, “So that is what they sound like!”The other guys in the tent just kind of lay there. I reached for my 9 millimeter Beretta which we keep with us at all times. Our M-4 rifles, we keep at work. No one else moved, so I just lay there and kept listening. All the noise died down quickly. I just kept lying there, wide awake, waiting for 6am to come.I really do not mind Iraq. I really don’t mind the war. I hav

Men, Women, The Internet, What's Left Is Me.
As messed up as men think women are, all they can do is blame themselves. Most men have this problem of wanting to have sex with a woman no matter what if they find them attractive (or not even attractive, they are just addicted to pussy way too much.) What does this do? Well you give the women of this world the upper hand and all the power. If you are one of those men who think "all women do is lie, cheat, manipulate, and are just fucking evil!!!"---Why do you think that is? BECAUSE YOU GIVE THEM SEX ANYWAY!!! What the hell are you thinking? I have heard a lot of guys say things like "I don't care, I'm gonna fuck that dumb bitch!" like its some sort of punishment lol. DUMBASS! You know what you are doing? You are rewarding that woman for being a "bitch" (a selfish, disrespectful, BAD Person) with your COCK! You never make one woman earn your cock, you just give it up. How many of you dumbasses have your cock posted multiple times in your pictures???? I'm guessing A BIG

Men Who Use!
You know i cant believe how guys on here can be nothing but snakes. Just taking away a girls heart and then kicking it to the curb because he seen a tit and some ass of another on here. Why cant they be faithful on here? Why hurt someone and use them like that? How would you like if a women did that to you and made you look like an ass to millions? I believe in KARMA and it will come around twice as hard!! This maybe why some men cant hold a freakin relationship!!

Men! Will They Eva Learn?
ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!! Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked myinterest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity dartin

Men & Woman Parts
Why is it that when someone sends you a message in your shout box the first question is something to do with seeing you naked..Now im not placing the blame on either sex cause i think both are equally as quilty..but damm.. What the fuck is the the big dam deal? Dont all tits n cock basically look alike? (yes there are different sizes n shapes and in some cases color) But damm do you really got to act like you never seen either one before.. Some ppl wonder why noone will talk to them or why they alone..Umm HELLOOOO...

Meology
Want to learn about the Hot Sex Fairy? Would you like to know what the 9 things I hate about everyone are? Curious as to what Meology is? Well stop trying to figure it out and find out for yourself. I dare you! Go on, get lost, and if you like it, please comment in shoutbox on the site and tell me you are from Fubar! http://meology.blogspot.com

Me On Blog Talk Tonight!!
I will be on the radioshow ksframeofmind tonight at 7pm PST June 3rd 2007 if you can not catch the show you will be able to listen in to the archived show... http://www.blogtalkradio.com/kmorris or www.ksframeofmind.com You can also call into the show and give us a talking to... So Cum on and give us a listen... Maybe a call in... 3 hot chicks Co-hosting together and a Dominatrix Chat guest tonight! The show will be outstanding tonight! Look forward to turning you on, as u turn us on!

Me On Me
so I wasn't trying to blow my own airhorns (lol). I dont think of myself as a super genius, or even a regular one. I was just relating how others perceive me. I'm a regular dude, I've had a moderate degree of education, if anything I might be a little warmer than average (well atleast in comparison to truck drivers) . I have my off days just like everyone else, where I set my coffee down and can't find it again for a half hour, I put both contacts in the same eye, and I try to start my car with my house key. you've had those days before, i'm sure............right?............oh, it's just me.............well, ok then. I’ve had this rolling around in my brizzle for a few days, and very much like another attribute of male physiology, I let things build up to a certain level, then I release it all at once upon the world. The following is an informal essay about me. I stress informal, please do not judge this on the basis of grammatical accuracy or continuity. This is more or

Me On The Fu
I have to warn you all about someone that will stop it nothing until he has gotten in your head or has destroyed something you want so bad, he has been on my page too many times to count and he even went so far as to say that he knew for a fact that my girl was cheating on me and had the proof to show it to be so! I knew my girl had problems with this guy but don't know the extent, all I know is this site can be very dangerous to a relationship if you aren't prepared for someone to get in the way of what you feel for the one you love! There is a lot of distance between her and I, so we are under a lot of stress because we aren't there for one another like we want to be! It hurts to have a mile between someone you care about, so this guy took advantage of that stress to say things he had read in my blogs and to use them against the woman I am in love with! I am in love with this woman and if no one wants to understand that, you can remove me from friends and have a great life! It is as

Me On Abc News ...
To All My Family & Top Friends .. I have been struggling with leaving Fu for sometime, as you all know. The draw here obviously is the great people I have met and how much I miss you all when I'm not here.

Me Or Her!
"Stagezz &#... We have a bet, first to level out, check her out also please! But rate the one you like! I am not real sure how to copy her profile here, so if ya want she is stagezz in my family list

Meow Meow
i miss pinky! lol i hate you.. whats the hardest part in ending a relationship? not the feeling of letting go.. not the part of goodbye.. but going through every damn day and having to remember it.. i love you thats why i left you.. ;(

Meow....
Do you dare to find that out? Grins... Aint I silly bitch? LOL I am fairly new at this. Hell its only last nite and i am already got popped too many cherries... LOL... that was wicked. Ahh just wanna drop cherrio... Ahh have no fear, drop hello and see if you are worthy my cherry. In the meantime hope Y/you all have great week! S Today is officially a month to go for my birthday. Glup... but am excited though eventhough I wish there's a brake for that! Am excited and groaning at the same time. Its good mixed up feeling though. I am embracing my age despite time flies because I do have the same sense of youth and all except that my knowledge and empowerment has been incredible increased of enlightments. I will always embracing all those years i learned and evolved by the day I increased my number. Number means nothing, lessons to be learned from life and all the mistakes we made or seek from others were amazingly awakening to our wisdom about life and we oft

Meow
I hate being home. All of my friends from highschool are gone, and I haven't been able to talk to them since highschool. Where did they all go? I guess that's what I get for having only antisocial misfits as friends. But everyone else from my town is too rich, and way too spoiled for my liking. But I am able to find them at least, even though I don't want to spend time with those people. Besides not having any friends and being all alone, I'm at home with my family. I never liked home very much, too much yelling and fighting from all members of the family. I'm a quite guy, and I like my envirnment to be quite. At least I'm only here for a couple more weeks. On a side note: You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chai

Meow
Day 1- I gets a call from my cousin. The apartment next door to her is up for grabs. We talked the landlord down from $650 a month to $450. For a three beedroom. Yeah. Badass. Day 2- Sam & I go to look at the apt. It's a work in progress- stains on the carpet, crayon on the wall, and stain parties in the bathroom and kitchen. Layout: Living room. One bedroom right at the front of the apt. Very decent size. Tiffany's. Another room right off the living room. Also very decent. Mine. Then the kitchen. Bathroom to the right. Third room right off of the kitchen. Smallest room. Sam's. Her bed won't even fit in it. Then there's the little pantry area and stairs. Which lead to a basment that makes you think some blaire witch shit. But. We found a bad ass mural painted on one of the walls. We're getting it if Tiffany approves. [she did] Day 3- Sam call to get electric turned on. We don't have that or gas. Gas is getting turned on Monday. Electric? 5-7 business days. That put

Meow.
I can't! For some reason it's 2am and I am not tired. I should be. Too much stuff bouncing around in my head I guess. Same shit, different day. I could read some more. If it wasn't so damn cold, I would go for a walk. But, it's snowing and being winter out there. So I will stay inside with the heat of the woodstove. I could continue sorting out all the music files on my computer. But, that is a project that is going to take a looooong time. Days. Baby Hayden might come home soon They might have to have her on a monitor. She still sometimes forgets to breath and has to me moved around, then she remembers. I cannot wait for her to be home! I give my sis and her bf Evan so much credit for making the 45 minute trip everyday to the hospital to see her little girl. I am so proud of them both! With that, I am going to do something. What, I am not sure. Toodles

Me Poems
A teenage girl's first crush is . . . well, crushing. Her body isn't hers, nor is her mind. She finds herself shivering, shaking, blushing, Weak, tormented, sick, and going blind. And why? Because some guy might look her way, Then cast his eyes as quickly to the ground; Some special one, for reasons she can't say, Whose voice makes her feel faint when he's around. But now my crush on you has been returned, And so the two of us stand on some brink: It can't be love so young, and yet we've learned Love does its will, no matter what we think. Slowly, slowly now--we mustn't rush: Let's enjoy this first sweet teenage crush.

Meps
So far everything is pretty kewl, i got here arround 3-330 pm, signed in and got to my room, kept the roomate a fellow airforce person, hehe, its all kewl, then i came back and helped the guy that signed us in set up this computer, not much to do except connect to the hotel, the clarion... lol wireless, its kinda not all that fast though lc is down a bit according to this cpu... The guy that signed us up has just about everything you could enjoi as far as gaming systems are, ps2 360 big screen tv's and this cpu plus a whole bunch of games that he has for all the systems, hell i think he has more systems than what i mentioned also... lol its pretty awesome. tomorrow i go in at around 4 am. i will be processed, poked prodded and pretty much go over a list of my scars and tats and piercings and everything... its pretty intense for those 12 hours but hey its all kewl. cant wait to actually be in! THis is going to be awesome! Well talk to all you cherrys later!

Me Ranting
It really pisses me off people sit there and beg for friends and when you try to be one send greetings and notes rate every picture and comment on them, just to show an act of friendship you never hear from them after. Well, I have decided to put an end to it. I will no longer rate anyone for any reason until they can prove there friendship first. Have a great day all. Don't be surprised if your name gets deleted off my friends list.

Mera College
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Mercy Is My Foe
Such a sin Beauty mourned and grieved within My bosom Fore, love is the fool that tempts me Love and my lover's heart alone Keep me burning into the night Brighter than the sun or the heavens themselves Stars falling at my lover's feet to ashes Oh what a sin To love thee Muted red Crushed like velvet in my hands And against my lips Sticky sweet Warm-Pulsating Desire within my throat Your heart is too hard to digest Ravyn Normally my head is a box of stars that I never dare to open.. but for some reason the overwhelming need to have diarrhea of the mouth is pressing me to just blog my emotions.. I am feeling quite alone in the world.. And Isolated... As if I am in a room full of people, but no one can hear me scream. Foes are Friends and Friends are Foes..And I feel that I am Alice tumbling down that hole.. Nothing is as it seems... Do you ever get so lonely that it almost becomes numbness... And you almost want to feel pain so that you just can f

Mercury Retrograde 2007
Mercury Retrograde Dates for 2007 February 14, 2007 - March 8, 2007 Mercury begins its retrograde period at 10° Pisces and continues its backward motion to 25° Aquarius when it goes direct on the 8th of March 2007. June 15, 2007 to July 10, 2007 Mercury begins this retrograde period at 11° Cancer on Friday June 15th and continues its’ retrograde motion until Tuesday July 10 when it turns direct at 2° Cancer. October 12th, 2007 - November 2, 2007 Mercury goes retrograde at 9° Scorpio on Friday October 12 and continues its retrograde cycle until it goes direct on Friday November 2 at 23° Libra. Call 770-587-1910 or e-mail javamist@aol.com for more information Mercury turns retrograde three times a year, as a rule, but the effects of each period differ, according to the sign in which it happens. A planet is described as retrograde when it appears to be moving backwards through the zodiac. This phenomenon occurs by the planetary motion created by the earth, with

Mercurial Quickness
Most, if not all of my pix were either taken with a remote or by a timer. Unfortunately there is noone behind the camera. Maybe, Suzail being herself. Its the Gemini speed in me, but it does limit what I can do within the pix =-) A quick answer to a question often asked. Thanks. I do hope you all enjoy them. I do take requests if I'm able to shoot them. ~S

Mercedesbends
isit my personal blog and group they are both free: Blog- http://sexysaydee.blogspot.com Group- http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mercedesbends The bad thing about putting yourself on the Internet is that it is full of stalkers, creeps, pedophiles and losers....take this guy for instance- http://fubar.com/user/2086021 Sends me a sexually suggestive message and expects me to respond in a nice way to him. When I tell him to get lost, he starts harrassing me, when I ban him he makes new profiles and returns. I finally had to put my profile on friends only to keep this psycho away from me. Oh well I guess I got the last laugh, lol. Ladies beware of this one he is really a nut job! Hello I am MercedesBends. I am a chat host for ImLive. If you want to chat in private on my video webcam, cum see me- http://www.mercedesbends.net

Mercury Retrograde
The biggest Mercury retrograde for 2008 is finally over on October 15! And with the financial markets around the world in turmoil, what a time it's been. Mention of Mercury retrograde even entered the financial commentary on CNBC! http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=875316256 Mercury turned retrograde in Libra on September 24. Venus is the ruling planet for Libra and governs our attitudes towards finances and material possessions, and Libra rules over the Seventh House -- the House of Partnerships. Partnerships take many forms and include contracts, legalities, negotiations and agreements. This retrograde period touched upon and influenced all of the above. Snafus. Screw ups. Miscommunications. They've all been part and parcel of the month of September, and by now, most of us know what's to blame: Mercury Retrograde! The planet of communication (which rules just about everything in terms of our day-to-day traversing of this planet) has been appearing to rotate backward in th

Mercyhursey Friend
Featured Testimonial from Anne CI am very honored to be given the opportunity to sing Don's praises. He is, quite simply, an AMAZING man!My life was enhanced when I met Don. Time spent in his company has never been anything but wonderful!! He is one of the most stimulating people I have ever had the pleasure of adding to my life.Conversations are endless and always enjoyable. He has led quite a life and is happy to share it. In turn, Don is an incredible listener. He absorbs everything you tell him and is not a judgmental person.Talent? He's got it!!! If you enjoy music, HE IS THE MAN!!! Don is a born entertainer!!! I could sit and listen to him play and sing for days!!! There is nothing like it! My daughter has me play tracks he's recorded over and over for her, LOL!I could go on and on (and on some more) about this man! Don has truly touched my life and the lives of my friends and family who have had the pleasure of meeting him and spending ANY amount of time in his presence!!

Meredith
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! Ok...so here they are.. 1. I love to work with numbers that is why I work for H & R Block during tax season 2. I believe that when a woman works that the man should help keep the house clean instead of expecting the woman to pick up after him. 3.I have the habit if getting up late but just before i have to be to work. I race around the house getting ready for work that sometimes i forget my diabetes testing kit. 4. I love to plant flowers and gardens just to watch them grow into beautiful things. 5.Sometimes it just drives me crazy when I am talking to people and they just completely ignore me. 6. There are times that I just bite m

Mere Thoughts
Have you ever been in a crowd of people and just felt so lost that you had no idea what you were doing or why. Like you just need to scream for someone,anyone to hear you.. Ever feel like just when your life gets to going the correct way, the good way, the rug is pulled out from under neath you. As if you couldnt do a single damn thing right no matter how much you try. Well let me tell you this. that feeling sucks big time. Lately I have felt like my life might be getting back on track, but what happens, another snag in the line of life, oh well, such is life right. Well that might be true, but that dont mean that I have to like it. Maybe when everyone learns that each person is unique in his or her own way and that we are special, the world might be a better day, til that time comes, I think I am just gonna go to my little corner of this big insane world and watch it as it goes by, Maybe one day it will stop for me and i will want to get on the ride once more. the silence that sur

Mere Words
Mere words are not sufficient to describe how much I love you feelings deeper than oceans higher than the mountain peaks it is so much more than emotion so much more than you or me it is the way the world feels when I look into your eyes and lose my soul to your heart

Mere Words
Mere words can't do justice, to the feelings in her heart. The way she feels, needs and aches for him. The way that she carries his smile and her soul, and takes it out from time to time. Just to make everyday seem more bearable. The way a thousand voices ring in her ears, yet she only hears his unspoken words. The way every thought every sight and sound. Reminds her of something else and someone else of him. The way she loves unlike she's ever loved, without all the pretense and confines that she thought to be love. They way she knows this even though this love will remain untouched it has touched her. Though she will never feel his hands in the small of her back. He has guilded her back into life and love and she will love him always.

Merkurace
So why is it when a love one are some one you love tells u i will never leave u they leave like in a week are days? Ok then why do people ak like your friends and u do so much 4 them but when it comes down to u they don't do a dam thing why is that ? I have a better one why is it when u go out with someone they tell u the sweets things but when u break up they bad mouth the hell out of u . What happen to the sweet thigs??? Please feel free to comment People say 2 me all the time love its the best thing in the hole earth but why do's it hurt so bad when no one loves you . So tell me people my do we need love ???? Life can be sad but with good friend life can be better. So when u feel down just trun to a good friend.

* Merkaba *
Merkaba (Merkaba Fields or Merkaba Vehicle) A set of counter-rotating, electro-magnetic energy spirals. (See: Merkaba Mechanics) Energy moves form the seven outer layers of the Auric Field (D-9 through D14) and into manifestation within dimensions 1-7, through the structure of Merkaba Fields. Each form has fifteen dimensional Merkaba Fields, which hold its morphogenetic imprint intact within the 15-dimensional Unified Field. Through the rotation of the 15 Merkaba Fields, an energy structure in the form of an "egg" or capsule is formed within the dimensional Unified Field of each of the 15 dimensions. (See: Ascension) (Voyagers II – Page 463) Merkaba Fields are the energetic ‘organs’ by which we are kept in manifest dimensionalized phase lock, they are also the tools by which we can release ourselves from phase lock. They enable us to move (which in reality is to expand) into the next set of dimensional fields of existence and progressively asc

* Merkaba * Mechanics *
********************************************************************************************* Merkaba Mechanics ********************************************************************************************* (See: Merkaba) ********************************************************************************************* 1) Merkaba Spiral 2) Merkaba Field 3) Merkaba Vehicle 4) Trans-Harmonic Merkaba Vehicle (Space-Time Travel) 5) Merkaba Vehicle Phases ********************************************************************************************* The 15-dimensional personal Merkaba reflects the 15 dimensional Universal Merkaba of the Time Matrix. ********************************************************************************************* 1) The Merkaba Spiral: ********************************************************************************************* Two Counter-Rotating Merkaba Spiral Sets (electric/magnetic), when fully activated represents one Mer

Mermaid Martini
Things are prety weird right now-- the energy flow in Orlando seems -horribly- obstructed, and many of us can't figure out why. So it's nearly 3am in the morning, things with work are going better-- though now I can't make EITHER Halloween party on the 28th due to work-- just gah! I just hope they let me have All Hallow's Eve off, I need it for religious reasons-- no, seriously, I do. A 1/4 glass of white wine for now, then off to sleep for a bit, I think. SO, I baked 3 brownie devils (my personal spin on a brownie mix,) and still have yet to toss my cat ears together with the rest of my costume. It's a bit dorky, but eh, it's one of those completely me-type costumes. Otherwise, the 31st is a holy day for this li'll witch, so I may not be checking messages-- we'll see.

Mermorial Day Weekend
I will be leaving this afternoon,for my Great Escape Weekend.Some Sweet Quality Time with Kate.An lots of fishing with a few Buddies.Maybe Cookouts an Beers.Wishing everyone a Safe an Joyful Weekend.Don't no if I'll be back Sunday night or Monday.I no for sure I'll be Jonesing from here.Hopefully the Downraters will take the Weekend off as well. With all the Drama of Late,I'm going to Limit my time on the Tap,a little.(sure right)who am I kidding,not possible..I'd like for Family to join me at Myspace as well.An bring your Morphs,they love them their.Here is my Link:http://www.myspace.com/sobriety_rules06 Theresa will return around June 4,th.At that time,we will give the L.R.L. another go at it.Please continue to keep it on your Nic.An if u can sign others up,it would be Awesome. Theresa's Contest ends afternoon of the 28th so Hopefully,u all can keep her out in front.Wednesday night I pulled an alnighter bombing her,got her to 2,000 an 659 point lead. Of the Fallouts Alber

Mermaid Island Train
Let's go hang out on Mermaid Island! First rate my Mermaid folder and leave a message on the last picture. You must add/rate/fan all the Islander's. If they are already a friend,see if you can re-rate their profile and leave them a comment saying "Joining you on Mermaid Island." If you are making a new friend be sure to state in the friend request that you are joining Mermaid Island. When you receive a friend request,DO NOT just accept it!You MUST rate/fan and comment them back. Like all the other trains..NO DRAMA NO CHEATING! Now pay a visit to your Island friends! Your Hostess 1.~TexasAngel~Rating Revolution Crew Member~Fu Angel~G-Spot Leveler~@ fubar 2.})i({ HER ✌ WORLD })i({ ®@ fubar 3.dllk785@ fubar 4.~Rebelicious DixieAngel~ Head Enforcer @ Lucious Desire's@ fubar 5.Mr Longarm - Member of The American Family@ fubar 6.vijayindia{{{{{[[[[MEMBER ** RATING REVOLUTION**]]]]}}}}}}}

Merry Christmas!
TELL EVERY ONE TO SEND ME A LETTER! IT'S NOT LONG TILL CHRISTMAS! Send Your Letter To Santa, At The North Pole. The Letters to Santa are Free! Send as Many Letters As You Like Year Round. TELL SATANA HOW BAD YOU HAVE BEEN! http://money13000.tripod.com/id19.html

Merry Christmas From A Friend Of Mine
**This is from a friend of mine and I couldnt agree more...Just take some time and read it. OK, Strap up and get ready, cause I am highly PISSED about the way America is turning it's back on what it was founded on. It is, "Merry Christmas"!!!!!! Not, "Happy Holidays"!!!!!! What the fuck is wrong with everybody? If saying Merry Christmas, or hearing it OFFENDS you, then LEAVE My Beautiful Country that I love so much and have made sacrifices for to keep it FREE!!! I am a combat veteran of Desert Storm. I have shed my blod for the right to keep, "In God We Trust" on our money! I have watched friends die in combat, that died so that we may have the freedoms of speach, religion, the right to bare arms, and to keep the Pledge of Allegence as it is! Thousands of our Service men and women have been displaced away from their families and loved ones throughout the years and put their life on the line every day. They do this because they believe that we Americans live in

Merry Xmas
German Navy Story From about.com's Urban Legends site regarding this e-mail: Comments: True! This touching display of camaraderie and solidarity between U.S. and German naval personnel took place on September 14, 2001, three days after the terrorist attacks of September 11. The USS Winston S. Churchill and GFS Lütjens had been conducting joint training exercises off the coast of England during which members of both crews had become acquainted. The incident was documented in an official U.S. Navy photo credited to Lt. Mike Elliot. Source: German Navy Warship Salutes USS Winston S. Churchill U.S. Navy Atlantic Fleet home page Below is an e-mail from a young ensign aboard the USS Winston Churchill to his parents. (Churchill is an Arleigh Burke-class AEGIS guided-missile destroyer, commissioned March 10, 2001, and is the only active U.S. Navy warship named after a foreign national.) Dear Dad, "We are still at sea. The remainder of our port visits have all be

Merry Christmas
Get Christmas Graphics Images codes Myspace Code Generators Layouts Hope Santa brought everyone what they wanted and I hope everyone takes time out today to see how lucky they are for the people they have in there lifes and the people who also love them be safe and have a happy new year also.

Merry Christmas
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Merry Xmas
I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to

Merry Christmas
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY CHERRY FRIENDS AND A SPECIAL MERRY CHRISTMAS TO MY SPECIAL CHERRY YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE LOTS OF LUV YOU ALL OF YOU HOPE YOUR HOLIDAYS ARE FILLED WITH LOTS OF JOY AND PEACE KISSES AND HUGS

Merry Christmas....
Becuase im too lazy to take the time to send this to everyone... Hopefuly Someone will come here and see it... Yip. Merry Christmas... Happy Yule,.. Xo Grim My trees lonely... Come on you know you want to =)

Merry Christmas
I have to say sorry to all my friends and fans... I had to delete all my pics for personal reasons.. Once I get through my issues I will repost.. Thank you amd KISS KISS! I just wanted to wish all my friend a safe and happy holiday. I will miss you while I am gone. I will return on Jan 3. I promise to return with so really good pics for ya :) xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Merry Christmas And Happy New Year
Hello everyone new at this so I'm learning and wanted to wish everyone and Merry Christmas and Happy New Year and that all your New year resolutions for the new year come true.

Merry Christmas
My Dick is Hard,My Nuts Are Smokin,I need Some Pussy and I'm Not Jokin BIG SMILE Its New Years,I dont drink;So If you live in Glendale Az;I will take you home ;Please,Dont drink and drive call me 623-412-2230 Hey Is a Blue Jeaned Ladie out there looking to go fishing????? I'm just a old stoner,ex drunk looking for a ex-flower child Talk to me Butch

Merry Christmas To All My Friends
Hey .., how r u ??? i hope all my frineds come vist my page and Sign my Guest Book ,, if want do that ... ~*i Dont Care*~ This the URL to my page .... i want thanks allot every one do that for me ,,, u dont know how much that thigs make me happy......... P.S. if u need any things or any help .. u can ask me ....And If u have more idea to make mu page more nice tell me .. Take Care Have Nice Day All My Love To You In this vast world The only thing I want- is To give all my love to you When we first met The only thing I knew Was my heart be-longed to you Oh, I remem-ber then, We held each other tight-ly Trem-bling, quie-tly, we-- Were Intoxicated, youthfully, ela-ted Quenched in the fires- of our passions and hopes (dreams) As time moves on Our pains we mend together In each others love we grow And know this now The only thing I need is To give all my love to you Bryant McGill

Merry Christmas!!!
Thank you everyone who gave me such a warm welcome to cherry tap. I am slowly getting the hang of things with some help from friends. I hope each and everyone of you has a very Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year. And may the best of your 2006 be the worst of your 2007!! ANGEL

Merry Christmas
To All MY Family And Friends, I wanted to say happy new year, and i hope its a good one for us all. sorry i haven't been on much, with the holidays and company its been crazy here. i'll be back on here later when things settle down, till then. be safe and happy and i'll see y'all in the new year. hugs and kiss';s to all i just wanted to say merry christmas to one and all

Merry Xmas 2u All
Have a wonderful Christmas. Here's Merry Christmas in a few languages. Let me know if I missed one :) Afrikaans: GesÃ«ende Kersfees Afrikander: Een Plesierige Kerfees African/ Eritrean/ Tigrinja: Rehus-Beal-Ledeats Albanian:Gezur Krislinjden Arabic: Milad Majid Argentine: Feliz Navidad Armenian: Shenoraavor Nor Dari yev Pari Gaghand Azeri: Tezze Iliniz Yahsi Olsun Bahasa Malaysia: Selamat Hari Natal Basque: Zorionak eta Urte Berri On! Bengali: Shuvo Naba Barsha Bohemian: Vesele Vanoce Brazilian: Feliz Natal Breton: Nedeleg laouen na bloavezh mat Bulgarian: Tchestita Koleda; Tchestito Rojdestvo Hristovo Catalan: Bon Nadal i un Bon Any Nou! Chile: Feliz Navidad Chinese: (Cantonese) Gun Tso Sun Tan'Gung Haw Sun Chinese: (Mandarin) Kung His Hsin Nien bing Chu Shen Tan (Catonese) Gun Tso Sun Tan'Gung Haw Sun Choctaw: Yukpa, Nitak Hollo Chito Columbia: Feliz Navidad y PrÃ³spero AÃ±o Nuevo Cornish: Nadelik looan na looan blethen noweth Corsian: Pace e salute Cra

Merry F#@%in Christmas!
hey there to all of my friends, i just wnted to tell you all(who care) that im not on here very much due to some major changes in my life. ive been recovering from a divorce from an unhappy,frigid and constricting "relationship", and have been working even harder than usual to pay the mortgage on my own. thats right, i got the house and all of the furniture(different huh?), as well as my dignity and freedom to be myself once again! anyway, i apologise if ive neglected anyone at all, IM BACK! i stay pretty busy so wont be on all of the time but i figured i would leave my first blog, later.....Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Merry Christmas!
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Merry Christmas
just wanted to let everyone know merry christmas and srry i'm not on much i'm busy and i tend to forget about keeping up with things love you all and u all have been so nice to me. holla peole have a merry new year. peace and love.

Merry Ostara - The First Day Of Spring
Day (yellow) and night (purple) now stand equal in the sky, with the sun and moon on each side respectively. In the centre there is a hill with an opening to a tomb. A tree stand on the hill over the tomb. The hill is covered in wildflowers. Before there can be harmony, however, the combination of light and dark in the sky reminds us that our existence and the world we live in are marked by both light and dark, good and evil., often leading to death. Ostara, we are told is a time of recalling the victory of light over dark, when the Goddess and God went into the underworld. The sacred writings tell us that the divine child, called "the light of the world", went into the world of death to bring about the victory of light. On the Ostara card a group of women are preparing the body of the Divine Child for burial. The wildflowers form a colourful canopy over a dark underworld where the face of shadowy figure is just visible. This is the dark lord who personifies evil and reminds us of t

Merry Go Round
Whats up everybody.just sittin areound. just wanted to creatw this blog to givepeople a place to go and say whatever they wanna without any consequences. So come on people lets get everything off our chest!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE SKINNY GIRLS WHO THINK THEY ARE FAT. IM FAT AND YOU CAN GO AND STICK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Merry Meet
Just thought I would say thank you to all that have given me a warm welcome, I have to appologise for being so slow with getting things going, I am a Wiccan was born that way, I am the author of the Biker Babes Bible series and don't get the name mixed up with any religious conitations cause the books are written for women just getting into the biker world, I have a website that explains it better www.bikerbabesbible.com anyway thank you all for the warm welcome Rubber Down Throttle up Love and Light, Throttle

Merry-go-round
Merry-Go-Round Life is like a merry-go-round Fun and enticing and interesting sound It goes in circles in a similar way Up and down through-out the day Out at the crowd you look for friends They pass quickly by before the ride ends Some are there when the ride is through The ones that aren’t you thought you knew Painted horses on poles and small children with screams Spinning lights and mirrors it’s not what it seems The music is happy, inviting and free It’s part of the draw that people will see Life is the same an illusion at best Believe what you want and forget the rest That is the mistake most people make They forget what’s right and what is at stake Around we go not a care in the world Forgetting our values and forsaking the Lord When the ride stops where will you be Out in the cold or standing next to me Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 09/18/07

Merry Christmas
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