For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like Laxatives They irritate the crap out of you.
2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Im just me& thats all i can be...
No more no less no second guess...
I laugh i cry & sumtimes want to TRY...
Sum days im funny & others im not...
Sum days im in overdrive & i cant stop...
U may not like me but thats ok...
Cuz this is me & this is how i will stay...
My parents said i could be anything i wanted
So i became a MEGA BITCH...DEAL WITH IT!!!!
IM A BITCH I HAVE CLASS FUCK WITH ME I'LL KICK UR ASS!!!
SO ALL U PLAYAZ THAT THINK UR COOL JUST REMEMBER BITCHES RULE!!!!
