Reasons Why Men Have Two Dogs And Not Two Wives
30. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
29. Dogs are not allowed in bloomingdale's or neiman-marcus.
28. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
27. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting.
23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free.
19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "if I died would you get another dog?"
18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you.
17. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
16. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
15. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
14. You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24-hours a day.
13. Dogs enjoy petting in public.
12. Dogs can't talk.
11. Dogs seldom outlive you.
10. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
09. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
08. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
07. A dog's parents never visit.
06. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
05. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
04. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
03. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
02. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
01. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you
