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Make Sum Money
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Make A Wager
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Makes You Say Hmmmm....
This is written by a young soldier serving his third tour of duty in Iraq. Thought you might find his take on the Michael Jackson news interesting and he's right. Okay, I need to rant. I was just watching the news, and I caught part of a report on Michael Jackson.. As we all know, Jackson died the other day. He was an entertainer who performed for decades. He made millions, he spent millions, and he did a lot of things that make him a villian to many people. I understand that his death would affect a lot of people, and I respect those people who mourn his death, but that isn't the point of my rant. Why is it that when ONE man dies, the whole of America loses their minds with grief. When a man dies whose only contribution to the country was to ENTERTAIN people, the Amercian people find the need to flock to a memorial in Hollywood, and even Congress sees the need to hold a "moment of silence" for his passing? Am I missing something here? ONE man dies, and al

Make Money Using Facebook And Myspace And Fubar
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Make Your Self Fell Good
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN WITH A MAN WHO MADE YOUR WHOLE BODY FEEL GOOD TO THE POINT THAT IT MADE YOU NERVOUS IT PUT YOUR MIND AT A STAND STILL? I HAVE, NOW SEE I'M A OLD SCHOOL GIRL AND I GOT MORE THAN PARKER BROTHERS BUT THIS MAN HAD MORE DICK THAN THE LAW ALLOWS. NOW ME BEING ME I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE NOTHING COULD HAVE FOOLED ME, LET ME SAY THIS WHEN YOU CAN'T HANDLE SOMETHING THE FIRST TIME JUST LEAVE IT ALONE BUT IF YOU'RE LIKE ME YOU'VE GOT TO TRY IT AGAIN JUST TO MAKE YOUR SELF FEEL GOOD. I AM

Make Money Online At Home
Moola Days is a blog and because of that, Albert Fang, the ower of Moola Days posts daily posts relevant to online marketing. He pulls out essentials as well as tools to aid many new webmasters. He critiques about affiliate marketing, online earnings, shares his profits, and even talks about ebook selling. Moola Days gives readers daily doses of what money making online is like and how it can be done in step by step tutorials. The key to earning online he says is to be able to commit to what you are doing. There are always rough patches and there is no such thing as free money lying around. It takes work to earn money, and learning the fundamentals about money making online can make that much more difference in playing an effective role in optimizing your true earnings online. Moola Days is a resource blog on money making and typically anything that has to do with online money making. You can read more about them from visiting their blog. Ways to Make Money Online

Make Money Online Risk Free
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Make Me Want To
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Make Money Without Spending Money
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Makes Sence
A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they'd be asked the "half empty or half full" question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: "How heavy is this glass of water?" Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz. She replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn't change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." She continued, "The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything." It’s important to r

Make Some Easy Money
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Make Wishes In A Very Tasty Way With Cakes
Can you even think in your dreams of a birthday party without a cake? You can’t. Even no one can think of celebrating birthdays without cakes. Whether for the kids or for the elders cakes are equally important for making wishes to them. Other than birthdays for marriage parties and for celebrating anniversaries cakes form the obvious component. Wedding day is a very special day in the life of any man or woman as life starts to move in a new path as you start following the path with your companion. It is commonly said that “Marriages are being made in heaven”. Once one gets married his or her life becomes associated with his or her better half forever till death separates them. Thus it is not at all difficult to realize the fact that how much important marriages are for any individual. Anniversaries are being celebrated as you celebrate your togetherness for years. It has a special romantic appeal that rejuvenates the love in between the couple. The one thing in common

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Makeup Beauty
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Making Lc Better
I run contests and try to keep them fair, if I see more then one vote on a picture by the same person I delete one of them. But when you get a certain amount of comments you lose the bottom ones and can't tell if there is extra voting going on. What they need to do on LC is make it so you can look at all the comments on all your pictures.

Makin Love
By "Precious" H. D. Remembering the last time we made Love Reliving each kiss you gave me Our bodies trying to match the other I don't want to miss a rythm don't wanna step out of sync So I close my eyes to think Our lips intertwine deeper and deeper The kiss is a shockwave of joy throughout my body You reach and caress my breast Never felt my heart beat so fast Wishing this feeling would only last Loving you and HOlding you tight Damn how I wish you were here with me tonight To feel you kiss my neck and go down to my chest To feel your lips..... As they caress my hips! A slight moan of joy you gotta expect! Tracing your body with my tongue Ohhh.. "not just yet; we still are not done!" Breathing so hard I whisper "I Love You" and give into Pure Ecstacy!

Making New Friends
hello all and thank you all for the wonderful comments..... love to get to know yas all and who knows you may get to see some pretty awesome pictures smiles some of my family has and knows what i mean lol... any way fan me become a friend rape me...opsss rate me that is and i shall return the favor as well... Little about me i am married of 15 yrs... and we have 3 beautiful children my Hubby is a paramedic just graduated His is very awesome and kind.... i am interested in Law Enforcement always wanted to be a cop growing up but now i may not get to fulfill that dream... ihave not given up yet another dream i have is to be a actress/Model... but we shall see on that one as well .... i love to make people feel good in all areas lol.. i have been told i am a kind hearted person and great to hang out with i am 5'2 and wiegh about 137 started working out. and well my boobs seem to got bigger lol i am a 38 D-DD just depends lol i am also very submissive into the Ds lifestyle .... w

Making It Right
A friendship by chance A meeting by chance it appeared But was not Thoughts fo meaningles tryst I forgot The purest of spirits Has scripted this plot Now strong grows our friendship In heaven begot But how much and how deep Could at first not be seen Only now can I glimpse What this friendship might mean Poems and music And vision and dreams Our voices, our silence In landscapes of green The flower of love Is the harvest we might reap Together we’ll laugh And together we’ll weep We’ll unlock and unfold And then cherish and keep The mystery that dwells In our friendship so deep Making it right You've forgotten what it is you want yet you still work hard to get it you've become a prisoner of someone else schemes Something inside has been gone for far too long, and you can't remember where you left it It's in there, you can find it, make up your mind you've been on your own, so long now all you feel is lonely Imitation love

Making It Up The Hill...any More Helpers?
I am close! special thanks to dsc peeps, beyond the grave and skelleton queen for all the help, and if I missed any one, I will get to u...I wanna be a rockstar! If ya got time, could use your help...this is what I wanna be!....Thanks to everyone who has helped me thus far!

Making Love
original Poetry - do not rip Making Love I want to kiss every inch of your soft, sweet skin… And when I finish…I want to start all over again… I want to send you to the heights of passion… Orgasms booming like storm waves crashin’… Eyes rolling back, hands gripping tight… I want to make love all through the night… Sighs become moans then screams of pleasure… Orgasm after orgasm without time or measure…. Body trembling…earth shaking…. Undying thirst in need of slaking… Passion boiling, rising over the top… Wishing the feeling would never stop… Orgasms fade…screams, subside to a peep… Now we fade off into blissful sleep. -Brian 2007

Making Memories ...
After eating breakfast, my little girl says, "Mommy, will you watch this show with me?" I look at the breakfast dishes in the sink and then at her big blue eyes. "Okay," I say, and we snuggle together on the couch and watch her favorite show. After the show, we put together a puzzle and I head for the kitchen to wash those dirty dishes when the phone rings. "Hi," my friend says, "What have you been doing?" "Well," I say, "watching my little one's favorite show with her and putting together a puzzle." "Oh," she says, "so you're not busy today." No, I think to myself, just busy making memories. After lunch, Melonie says, "Mommy, please play a game with me." Now I am looking at not only the breakfast dishes but also the lunch dishes piled in the sink. But again, I look at those big blue eyes and I remember how special it felt when my mom played games with me when I was a little girl. "Sounds like fun," I answer, "but just one game." We play h

Making W.t.c.tags
Wakan Tanka Clan member's I will be making tag's this week,so if you have special pic's you want used for some of these tag's send them to me as a attachment in a private message ,along with screene name to be used on them,if there is something special you want to say on some of them list that in your private as well. THANK YOU TRIBAL COUNCIL WAKAN TANKA CLAN PAINTER

Making Friends..and Keeping Them
The closer Christmas gets the harder things hit me. Its been a while since i've talked about certain things. Maybe this isn't the place to say some things but its definately the time. I spend Christmas alone. It was never really a big deal for a long time but alot of things have happened in my life. Changes happen in and around all of us. The things that have happened to me i could and should write a book about. For those that don't know me but still read this i guess i should start from the beginning. I was a soldier for 14 years. I was wounded twice and was forced out of the military. I mean just about every major conflict the US has been in since 1983 i as there. I was in Beiruit the morning our Barracks was destroyed in 1983. I spent 10 days with everyone else digging thru rubble. In 1986 i was with a special forces lazer team outside Banghazi Libya when the US bombed. In 1988 i was in Honduras when the Sandanistas came across the border to get at the Contras and us. In 1989 is w

Making Comments And Respecting Others
As some of you all know I do make comments about women being good looking or gorgeous or something positive and never negative and I do read a profile and if I see that the person is married or in a relationship than I respect that but what gets me a bit P. O'ed here is when some guy, like the one that I did have on my friends list that I added earlier here, immediately after adding them go to my girlfriends pic in my pics and make the comment that she is hot, which I agreed to but when I left him a commment back saying that she's my girlfriend and that the only way for him and I to get along is to respect that, he sends me a comment back saying that I need to get a f*cking grip! :-o Excuse me, but I don't need to do any such thing and I'll say it right now, if I can respect women when they are in a relationship or married than it's no different for other guys to do the same damn thing and if people DON'T or CAN'T do that then those people that don't won't be on my friends list here, i

Makin Changes
ive changed my name n im makin some moves now im workin towards god mother by the end of Feb. I will be havin a happy hour next Thrusday for my Birthday so get ready to drink it up on me Much love to al of u n to all my close friends that i speak with all the time I LOVE U GUYZ MORE THAN U ALL KNOW!!!

Making Love To A Friend
You were always so perfect to me, so soft and gentle, cherishing you instantly, without a second glance, I never distrusted those eyes, that lied to me continuously, I promised you I'd always try, but slowly you were losing me. I would always have given you anything, just to keep your interest, stopping my heart from remembering, all the pain you caused, I never pulled away from that kiss, that held a painful hint of truth, Maybe you'd be too hard to miss, so I said I was still in love with you. I wanted more than just the infatuation, that you found in me. You said love was only a distraction, that you really didn't need, so I cried myself to sleep, knowing the times we shared must end. You couldn't let emotion run deep, you said you made love to me, as a friend. But eventually, my love, friendships fade, too, and I can't make love and walk away, pretending I don't love you. Never once did I push you away, but everything comes to end, so all that's

Making It Work!!!
Kind of funny how things work out at times, me and gf have been dating for going on four weeks now, and have been enjoying each other's company every time we can get together. Right now she is at work, been on one hell of a schedule last couple of weeks. She works nights, I work days, when we have time see each other in between. But maybe it's a way of testing how committed we are to each other, cause if we can make it through this and still be together, then think we can make it through a lot of other things. Miss my baby, hope she has a good night at work, I'll see her for a little bit in the morning and enjoy each second of it.

Making An Ass Of Myself
lapses in judgement..... Current mood: awake sometimes tunnel vision can be more of a problem than what you think. id like to give a shout out to all of the crazy fucked up chicks.yay for the interesting life i have had so far.cheers......... heres to you for teaching me some needed but extremely shitty lessons. so over a period of time through school it was trying for good girls and that was not for me at all.good girls hate me normally and after checking my attitude and way of life i can understand fully why they did.the unlucky ones that hit it off with me were looking for something more exciting and maybe a little darker.i can think of a few that hit a wall after hanging with me for too long.they had a choice so i dont feel guilty at all anymore.thank you good girls for showing me that even church cant always save you when the influence of the supposed guy next door gets in you.uh huh......thanks. thank you freaks for loving that i was a good boy to you.the freaky typ

Making A Change
Here lately alot has occured that it has put me in some bad situations but somehow I seem to pull through them on top. I have been put through the worst things that a heart could bare in choosing between those you love and those you deeply care for. But I have made my decision to stand tall and not give up on what I feel is best for myself and what seems right for me. I have dealt with the stress of my ex trying in every way that he can to get me back that I finally put my foot down and said no more. Things are alot different and hopefully he will see reallity as it trully is for everyone. Things dont always go the way that you want it to go and we have to deal with the consequences! Yesterday,Matt and I went to Across the Skin tattoo parlor off Patton Ave here in Asheville,NC. We both got ink work done for a very good price. I paid $150.oo each for 2 tattoos that the owner, Brandon, had done for us. Its in my photos as New tatt. The wolf is my newest piece. Now all I have to get is my

Making It Rain Fu-bucks
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Makinskins
I'm getting a lot of SB messages asking what my status of MakInSkinScumC!! means... It's just my little way of telling you that if you want a new skin for your profile, to hit me up. I am MakInSkinS for all my friends, so you should send me an idea for one and I will see what I can do. Thx for all those SB messages!!! On another note, thx again... this time to all my friends for taking my profile up 2 levels this week. I am also very glad to be back!!

Making Love Is Natural. Why Be Ashamed Of It?
That seems simple, but it is actually a great challenge in these complextimes. Too many other layers of meaning have been imposed upon sex.Religions straightjacket it, ascetics deny it, romantics glorify it,intellectuals theorize about it, obsessives pervert it. These actionshave nothing to do with lovemaking. They come from fanaticism andcompulsive behavior. Can we actually master the challenge of havinglovemaking be open and healthy? Sex should not be used as leverage, manipulation, selfness, or abuse. Itshould not be a ground for our personal compulsions and delusions. Sexuality is an honest reflection of our innermost personalities, and weshould ensure that its expression is healthy. Making love is somethingmysterious, sacred, and often the most profound interaction betweenpeople. Whether what is created is a relationship or pregnancy, thelegacy of both partners will be inherent in their creation. What we put into love determines what we get out of it.

Making Love....
Talking with you on the phone, I feel the sensations burning in "the zone". I put my hands up under my nightdress, Starting with my breast softly I caress. Licking my fingers and drawing a line, Running it down my tummy, mmm, so.... divine! Getting to the top of my most precious spot, My body is just quivering, its so damn hot. The wetness is building, as I picture your face, Your lips are near, as I tear off my pantie lace. sliding my fingers in between my lips, Oh....ohhh, my god, your on-top, don't slip. My breathing is getting louder, I cannot hide As I enter my fingers deeply inside. Thrusting in then out, grabbing the sheets, Omg i scream, im dripping wet, oh, oh, oh, im trembling all over my body is in heat. Thinking of how much i love the thickness of your dick, Picturing you entering me, or just longing to give it a lick. My body arches up, as I let out a groan. I imagen you saying sweetly, baby i love to hear you moan. Panting as a lioness, I let out

Making Changes
When those you love die the best you can do is honor their spirit for as long as you live. You make a commitment that you're going to take whatever lesson that person or animal was trying to teach you and you make it true in your own life... it's a positive way to keep their spirit alive in the world by keeping it alive in yourself."— Patrick Swayze

Making Love
We had just made love when you fell asleep. My mouth steal to yours as you breathed in deep. And gently I drew back not wanting to. Because I knew right then My love for you. The filling had been growing from the very first night. Right from the moment you first caught my sight. I reached out so gently and did stroke your face. I could feel my hart pounding as it started to race. And as I sat and watched you for most of the night. I kept thinking GOD for this beautiful sight. ----Ralph A Lovern Jr---- 01/21/2007

Making Oracle
I am so excited I have made Oracle. There is no way I can list each person that helped me because there were so many of you. I have the most AMAZING friends and I want to Thank all of you for all your hard work. There are a few that I do need to mention and hope if they are not your friend they will be soon. First is Booboo and Gary. Between the two of you I was pimped out more then a hooker on the strip in Vegas. Thank you both for all you did and all of the members of The Shadow Levelers. I feel so honored to call you my friends. ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By InFarred.Fu Slave to Mz Chelle... Garys Fo@ fubar ~GARY~SHADOWLEVELER~SPANKERS~OWNED BY INFARRED & SCARLETT~BOOBOO'S FOREVER~@ fubar To my wonderful owner and THE BACHELOR, thank you for sending all your Bachelorettes to help me and all the time you spent rating me. cutterbum@ fubar Next is Sparks. Thank you so much for sending all your women my way. I cant tell you

Making Changes
Well, it has come down to this. Been doin alot of thinking and been observing ALOT of shit and I think it's time I say this. If you don't conversate with me anymore or don't even bother answering comments I've left you or msgs I've left you, do me a favor and delete me from your page. It's sad that half of my top friends and family don't speak to me no more...shit...even my crush has no words for me so do ME the favor and delete me cuz I'm tired of giving two fuks about ppl all the time and ppl not givin two fuks about me. Friendship is a two way fukin street...If you are in my fam and are deleting me...PM me and let me know so I can delete u as well.

Making Others Happy, Despite
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window.The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their invilvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation, etc... Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and colour of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every colour and a fine view of the c

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Maku Lotus
Okay. So. I went on a date. For those who know my financial situation- No, I didn't pay for it. I somehow managed to find a guy who's completely fricking naive. It's cute, in some ways, though I want to backhand him other times. We had fun. Turns out he used to do tabletop, so there's talk of starting a group in here in Oregon. Now for the juicy gossip- DESKS! Buwahahahahaha. We had assigned seating at my job for about three days. HAD. Then someone screwed up the paperwork and my team was out a place to sit. Well... This chick at work decided that she was going to hijack my desk. I simply sat there, and when she came to work, I was like "What?" THEN she put a name tag there. Now, I've seen her take name tags off of desks of people she didn't like, simply because she didn't like them. So I pulled off her name tag and left it neatly on top of the garbage can she likes to throw everyone else's name tags in. MONDAY, which is my friday, I come back from my last break an

Ma Ladi
From Tha Moment That We Met, I Knew U Had2 Be A Blessin' No More Stressin', Cuz Now I ThinK I've Learned My Lesson Not 2nd Guessin', Cuz U Could Never Be Contested Addicted To Your Essence, I've Been Cardiac Arrested..... I Promise2 Never Lie 2Ya, & Thatz Tru I Want A Son & A Daughter That LooKz Just LiKe You But, Until We See That Day, It'll Be Just Us2 Cuz Im HooK'd LiKe Phonics, StucK 2 You LiKe Glue..... You're Kinda LiKe A Preist I Gotta Confess2 Cuz Lord Knowz How Bad I Wanna Undress You Yes, God Blessed You, So TaKe Advantage Of Tha Scenery I'll Put It In A Song, To Show You Just How Much You Mean2 Me..... Shoot'n Tha Breeze, In Tha Park, After Dark, Me & U WalK In A Pair Like A Part Of Noah'z ArK I Keepz It Real, Magnificent From Tha Heart We Depart & Cum BacK 2Gether LiKe Grocery Kartz..... Ya Digg Soon as we touchI know you feelinHell of a highCan’t nothin kill itNot in a rushI planned on see youWe should do timeThat’s all I'm saying I coul

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Name at birth: Malcolm Little While in prison for burglary, Malcolm Little adopted the Black Muslim faith and became a minister of the Nation of Islam upon his release in 1952. As Malcolm X, he was a charismatic advocate of black separatism who rejected Martin Luther King, Jr.'s policies of non-violence. At first a follower of Elijah Muhammad, Malcolm X broke with the Nation of Islam in 1964. That same year he made a pilgrimage to Mecca and shortly afterwards he embraced orthodox Islam and took the name El-Hajj Malik El-Shabazz. He recanted some of his earlier more strident viewpoints on race, though he remained a staunch advocate of "black power." He was shot to death by a group of men while giving a speech in New York City in 1965; some of the men had connections to the Nation of Islam, though a formal tie between that group and the assassination was never proven.

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A BLONDE GUY GETS HOME EARLY FROM WORK AND HEARS STRANGE NOISES COMING FROM THE BEDROOM. HE RUSHES UPSTAIRS TO FIND HIS WIFE NAKED ON THE BED, SWEATING AND PANTING. WHAT'S UP?" HE SAYS. "I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK," CRIES THE WOMAN. HE RUSHES DOWNSTAIRS TO GRAB THE PHONE, BUT JUST AS HE'S DIALING, HIS 4-YEAR-OLD SON COMES UP AND SAYS "DADDY! DADDY! UNCLE TED'S HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET AND HE'S GOT NO CLOTHES ON!" THE GUY SLAMS THE PHONE DOWN AND STORMS UPSTAIRS INTO THE BEDROOM, PAST HIS SCREAMING WIFE, AND RIPS OPEN THE WARDROBE DOOR. SURE ENOUGH, THERE IS HIS BROTHER, TOTALLY NAKED, COWERING ON THE CLOSET FLOOR. "YOU ROTTEN S.O.B.," SAYS THE HUSBAND, "MY WIFE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND NAKED SCARING THE KIDS!" SEND THIS TO FIVE BRIGHT, FUNNY WOMEN YOU KNOW AND MAKE THEIR DAY! (and to men who can take it...) Have a Safe & Wonderful Day!

Male Lost Mutt
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Male Vs. Female At The Atm Machine
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. "After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender." MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. (personal id number) 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. ********************************************** FEMALE PROCEDURE: Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!! 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the win

Male/female Interaction, Or Why Do We Do What We Do.
Have you ever noticed that men and women seem to speak different languages? I mean they sound the same, but the worlds have different meanings, for example: If a woman says, "I would like your help in the yard." the translation is, "I have decided that I am redoing the landscaping in one weekend and I need you to do all the heavy lifting." If a man says, "I need your help in the yard." the translation is, "I want someone to stand in the shade while I mow and hold my beer." If a woman says, "We need to spend more time together." it translates as, "We are going shopping and you are carrying all the bags." If a man says, "We need to spend more time together." it translates as, "None of my fishing/hunting buddies can get off for a weekend trip to the woods." Then there are other things that pop up. Not dealing with language, but finding alternative uses for various things. Take a home dishwasher for example. The water hits a good 180 to 200 degrees. So, put in

Male Stripper 'girls Night Out'
While I was watching the playoff games last weekend, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills. During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle. She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer. Sometimes it's tough being married to a smart ass. My blond friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She called the guy back, licks the $ 20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us. My third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, She ju

Male Or Female
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arise. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantl

Male Or Female?
Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons. TIRES Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. HOURGLASS An hourglass is female because, over

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The Male G-Spot Class is in session... It seems that men are always trying to figure out what pleases women, what gets them off -- but they never seem concerned about their own erogenous zones. Well, today is your day in the sun, gentlemen. We've all heard about that infamous G-spot located on, or rather "in", a woman's body. Do men have G-spots? Well, technically they don't, but there is a spot on their bodies that makes them crazy. don't be anal retentive ----------------------- This magical male part is the prostate. Now before you guys get all ballistic on me, I suggest that you don't dog it until you've tried it. After all, enjoying anal stimulation is not an indication of sexual orientation. In other words, if you tell your girlfriend to touch you "back there", she won't assume that you're secretly sleeping with her brother Chris"tine". Simply put, you have managed to discover the male G-spot , or prostate gland, and letting her

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A Males Mind...
Okay in my last blog I stated how sometimes a man's mind can work and also our "Hidden" Needs when it comes to being cuddly, well this time Im going to touch base on something that we all have experienced, and hate. Break up's, now from countless times of consoling female friends of mine after they were dumped by their boyfriends or what ever their releationship was at the time. Ive come to find that a marjority the process of a woman is this...cry, eat, cry, chick flicks, cry some more, eat, complain, anger....anger....more food....then get really drunk and cry because your drunk and emotional. Now Im not saying that is every female each one is different and react's a certain way, but this is mearly and example of what I always saw. But the same question I got asked usually a couple of days after the break up was this.."TIM he's out and about like he's not even affected DID i mean anything to him....?". Now obviously because im a guy I should have the answer right..well sometimes yes,

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Male Sex Test 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: a) lovemaking b) screwing c) the pigskin bus pulling into tuna town 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: a) your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship b) your blood-test results c) five tequila slammers 3. You time your orgasm so that: a) your partner climaxes first b) you both climax simultaneously c) you don't miss SportsCenter 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: a) healthy, creative love-play b) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to c) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is: a) the best part of the experience b) the second best part of the experience c) $100 extra 6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You

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Malice's Crypt
I woke up today to a really grey dark miserable day, the laundry isn't gonna dry today ... I hate winter. I did my chores n I text my boyfriend to see how things were goin for him; he's a driver. In the middle of venting at him my phone died so he phoned me on the house phone n cheered me up. Night time seems to turn up too early in winter almost time for me to snuggle up in bed n maybe read my book n be warm n cosy n listen to the rain fallin outside. I love winter

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How was this even possible? Wasn’t the result pre-ordained? Color-coded? I mean, seriously. It was the Orange Bowl Classic. In a stadium whose interior is an endless carpet of orange seats. In an event whose original stadium was named after an orange. marc jacobsIn a state where oranges grow on trees. So … you really thought the team dressed helmets-to-cleats in all orange would somehow lose?Well, Geno Smith and West Virginia thought so.Nothing else mattered. The favored Clemson Tigers had the right color in Wednesday night’s 78th annual Orange Bowl Classic here, but West Virginia’s Mountaineers had the right everything else including the right team, the one with the Cub Scout colors of dark blue and gold and the unstoppable, locomotive offense powered by Smith. He is the West Virginia quarterback leading a team of Mountaineers with a decidedly South Florida flavor, and what a homecoming he fashioned. Smith schooled at nearby Miramar High and grew up just acros

The Mall Date
He had asked her to meet him in the hotel parking lot. He had told her that a little shopping spree was in store. He told her to wear her CFM sandals, an above the knee skirt and a blouse. She came driving in, ten minutes late, flushed, breathless. He was parked in a remote corner of the lot. She jumped out and as he had "trained" her, came around to his side of the car. "You're late," he said. She started to explain but he stopped her with a gesture. "Late little girls, what happens to them?" She looked down and said "they get spanked." "Do you deserve to be spanked?" She nodded. "Come closer." She did. "Are you wet?" he asked. She nodded. "Show me." "Right here?" she whined. He didn't respond. She inched her skirt up. He extended his arm and slid his fingers under her thong and into her. She was soaked. She knew her face was red and she felt warm. He started talking, sliding his thumb along her clit. "Well you are good and juicy for me, that's delightful my

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Was going through some old stuff and I found this. Read it back in high school in a Holocaust class and made me think. It's very powerful. "First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out - because I was not a socialist. Then they came for the trade-unionists, and I did not speak out - because I was not a trade-unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out - because I was not a Jew. Then they came for me - and there was no one left to speak for me." --Reverend Martin Niemöller I don't understand how people can be so hurtful and not see they way their words effect other people. I don't understand all the insensitivity. Normally, I brush most things off, but when these heartless words and actions are coming from the one person who supposedly loves you most in the world....then what? Who do you turn to for comfort when this happens? How can you be expected to just deal?

Mama Bear And Daddy
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Mama Says
Both family and friendship are important to me. As a person with a big heart, why is it that people tend to take advantage of that? I truly feel that what comes around goes around. I don't wish bad things for others, even if they aren't my friends. People tell me that I need to get a "thicker" skin. To me, that's just changing who I am. I'll always be there for anyone, even more so to a friend. I never expect anything in return. Well, maybe just one thing, their friendship. Good friends are hard to find and when I find them, I will let them know everyday how much I love and appreciate their friendship.

Mami's Blog
Dear readers, On friday september 29, i am moving. i wont have the internet untill the internet gets hooked back up. I will be back!!! hope I get to make more friends out there in cherryvill!!! later. hello everyone, i have been really busy working and dont have the time right now to be on the internet. i will be back soon. well, i am back after moving day! on october 3 i had my gallblatter removed. Im doing good now and in the recovery process.

Mamis Dark Angels
SO I AM STARTING THIS THING CALLED MAMIS DARK ANGELS. I WANT ALL THE GOTHIC VAMPIRIC DARK GIRLS TO FEEL THEY ARE JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AS EVERYONE ELSE SO IF U WANT TO BE A PART OF THIS NEW THING LEAVE ME SB OR PRIVATE MSG. RULES: 1) YOU MUST ADD/RATE/FAN ALL FELLOW ANGELS 2) YOU MUST HAVE A SALUTE PIC 3) YOU MUST AT LEAST 5 GOTHIC/VAMPIRE PICTURES 4) YOU MUST HELP ANYONE THAT COMES TO YOU TO HELP LEVEL THEM. AND TRY TO LET YOUR FELLOW ANGELS KNOW AS WELL. How do I tell you how I feel about you When everytime i think of you my body shakes everytime i see you my knees grow weak and everytime i'm with you i dont want the time to end. When everytime i look into your eyes, i wish i was there everytime i see you smile my heart melts and every night before i go to sleep i pray we dont end. I've tried somehow to say: you're the sun that lights up my sky the wind that keeps me cool on a hot summer day and sweet incense that keeps me on a natural high I want so muc

Mammah Cass
Well. My heater won't work. And it's like ten degrees outside, with a windshield of -3. Damnit! >< I mean, seriously. How am I supposed to be HAPPY in that sort of weather?! Actually, I am. It's a dry cold. So there's no snow. Or sleet. Or rain. So I'm pretty happy. Just sucks when I want to go smoke (I smoke outside... Smoke less, and my house doesn't smell funky.) Not much else. Posted a new bulletin. About spamming. Wonder if anyone will understand what the crap I'm talkin' about. I think I'll start it off with a FUNNY threat/bulletin. See if anyone cares to further it along, you know? Never know. People are like cattle, you can prod them in the right direction, but sometimes you just have to give up on the stupid ones and eat 'em. :D - Cass. OMGawth. If you look in the album - McKensie Ortega, you'll see five new sonogram pictures! Two of which state the fact that... yes. I am havin' a GIRL. You're lookin' at the future McKensie Lucinda Ortega. Lucinda for my mother. ;< W

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MAMA'S BIBLE >> >>Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors >>and lawyers and prospered. >> >>Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They >>discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived >>far >>away in another city. >> >>The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama." >> >>The second said, " I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the >>house." >> >>The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her." >> >>The fourth said, "You know how Mamma loved reading the Bible and you >>know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this >>preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It >>took >>twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute >>$100,000 >>a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mamma just has >>to >>name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it." >

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Man
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Man And Woman Jokes
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Management
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Manage Photos/mainstreethost
It's a good idea to make a nice portfolio on line, it makes potential employers easier to access. Just be creative and informative but the biggest problem people have is spelling, make sure you spell check it and look it over multiple times. On resumes spelling is the number one problem that potential employers look at, seems trivial but it can be the difference between landing a good job and not. Just start one up and take your time and think it through and get other peoples opinions first before you post it.

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A time comes when every one stressed down with their hectic life shedule and looks for place where he can take his family and friends and spend some quality time together. Well there are so many destinations world-wide having their distinctive features but if you are planning for vacations in India then look no further than Manali undoubtedly one

Man Bashing
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Mandas Blog
Hey I'm new here so its going to take a awhile to get used to everything, Heres a little about me I'm happily married to my wonderful husband this year is out tenth year wedding annivesary!! I'm so excited, I have 2 great kids and 2 crazy dogs, My likes are scarey movies, taking pictures, long walks, being with my family and friends and just enjoying life. My dislikes are dirty dishes, rude people, and bills lol. I'm pretty laid back and happy go lucky most of the time but I do have a temper :)

Mandy
hey i believe i can get along with anyone im easy going love heavy metal. my fav bands are byzatine,lamb of god ,blackdamp,god for bid,andi love my kids and husband would love everyone to check out blackdamps video on my music on her.

Manda ' Thoughts
well im new here trying to figure all this out. it all seems pretty cool so far. im a myspace person but im getting bored on there so this will be a good change for me. anyways stay tuned for more blogs to come.....

Manda
Standing by, All the way. Here to help you through your day. Holding you up, When you are weak, Helping you find what it is you seek. Catching your tears, When you cry. Pulling you through when the tide is high. Just being there, Through thick and thin, All just to say, you are my friend. Laughing. Laughing. At my jokes. Screaming. Crying. Inside of me. Having fun, with my friends. Streams of tears drip down my heart. I smile, when I see you. You smile, when you see me. I bleed, when I see you. You smile, when you see me. Screaming. Crying. Inside. Laughing. Smiling. I wave to you. A dark world for only me A dark bond one cannot see It wraps me up in its cocoon And holds me fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling me to the fold Like silken thread it holds me fast Bonds like this are meant to last. And though at times a thread may break A new one forms in its wake To bind me close

Manda's Blog
So, I still dont have internet. Using it here and there at friends' houses. If you want another way to contact me, let me know :) *HUGS* 1st--Where I've Been Aug 7-10- The Gathering... My first ever. Totally awesome. Sad I missed ICP's seminar tho. coulda got J's solo album... like an original one rather than burning it, of course its just a burned cd anyway. 2 of my friends got it tho. Went to the autograph tent to see twiztid & waited 5 hrs just for them to leae rite before i got to the front. So i got to talk to abk & icp instead. the next day i waite another 5 hrs, but got to see blaze & twiztid. talked to em for a minute, then as i walked off realized Madrox had forgotten to sign my shirt! lol. Went back but was told I'd have to get back in line, in which case icp would be back by the time i got to the front again. lol. thought it was kinda funny. All the shows were pretty cool. wasnt there for Andrew W.K. tho, apparently he was kicked off stage for being a douche. Stood fro

Mandatory Military Service
I never really understood the sayings “making a killing” or “getting away with murder” until I took a job with a sales company in Merriville, Indiana. I was eighteen years old and had never had a sales job before, so I did not know what to expect. Six days later my life changed abruptly, and I vowed never to work a sales job again. It was a business to business sales position, selling useless novelty junk for practically nothing. During my six days of employment with the company, I sold things like a large cardboard book with ten smaller children’s books inside for five dollars, magazine subscriptions, three pairs of scissors that will cut a penny for five dollars, orthopedic can openers, toy car sets and many other mostly useless things. More than we were selling these crap items, we were selling ourselves. We were required be well groomed, fairly articulate and wear business suits. My seamstress girlfriend volunteered to tailor a suit for me. After a trim and a shower, I

Mandatory Memory
Mandatory memory, a ghost becomes thee… Never any chains, hopeless and free Times spent entwined Must be etched deep in mind Never any chains, hopeless and free Mandatory memory, a ghost becomes thee…

Mandys Thoughts
I feel like I'am losing my best friend we're drifting apart. I don't know what goes on in your life anymore. We hardly keep in touch. I feel i've been replaced by someone else in your life and it tears my heart to shreds. I know you don't mean to do this but it is how i feel right now. I'am hurt and jealous. I hope you realize how i feel now and together we can work this out so out friendship does not get any worse. I'm sorry if i upset

Manda Marie
HA HA ITS MY BIRTHDAY I AM 25 :-) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO WONDERFUL ME..... AND MANY MANY MORE ... TILL I AM 29.... THEN I WILL STAY 29 FOR 5 YEARS THEN I WILL BE 30 LMAO Humm ikay new at this... dont know how to get the pic in back of my profile... hummm can someone help me out with that and ummm lets see i live in hell... and when it ask for my zip code wallago well mmmmmmmm i dont think we have one this far south. ha ha ha Naw i am a native here in Texas :-) I have 2 kids that drive me fucking crazy! and I have a husband that does the same but in a good way lol then there are the inlaws - hate is such a strong word... at the moment i really really really fucking dislike them and my husband is at work for the next 2 weeks so I will be all alone !!! I need a Margarita. Goin to the freezer... Im out Manda

Man Down
OK i'm gonna use this space to give my friend in avenol some love and see if i can get any of you hotties to write him. he's down for a minute and doesn't have alot of girls to write him and when you are in the pen its always great to have some females to penpal with so if any of you great girls would like to write him here's his name and addy..... John Tapia K24316 (250-118up) P.O.Box 9 avenol ca 93204 he's a really great guy and i would be nice of you to drop him a line

Mandah
Does Ms. Chipmunk know how you stalk my page... Does she know that you beg for my friendship?? I bet she doesnt.. i have asked you to leave me be time and again. I havent blocked you yet because i dont want to be the bad one.. Whats funny is you come to my page beg for me to talk you and then re fucking block me like its your business.. Rock out do you.. But leave me alone.. i am happy in life without you.. and dont want you to bother me.. is it that hard to see??? Have i not made it clear there is no spot in my life for friends like you?? HAVE I NOT MADE MYSELF CLEAR I DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU!!! God is that hard.. LEAVE ME ALONE!!! okay i feel better now... thanks have a good one!!

Mandy's Bullies
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Mandy
hi my name is mandy and i am 24 years old. I am a fun loving crazy gurl and i like to do lots of things. a few years ago i was diagnosed with a brain tumor in my pituitary gland. It causes me to have really bad migraines, and as long as i have it i cannot have children. Right now I am working on trying to save money to have the surgery i need to have it taken out. I do not have medical insurance and now that i have a prediagnosed condition i cannot find any insurance that will cover it. I have tried all of the organizations but they wont pay for it because its not cancerous. I really just need to save 750 dollars to see the neurologist and when they say i need the surgery i will be able to pay for the rest in payments. If anyone knows any organizations that may be able to help that i may not have tried please let me know. Also if you would like to help me i have set up a paypal account for donations and i would appreciate any amount of help anyone could give. thank you in advance!

Mandingo
Wow what a difference time makes. I was use to be on this site heavy and then i started noticing the change, so i said, maybe it is just me and then i said it can't be. So i broke out for a minute. But me the type of man that don't like to give up on something decided to come back. this time i told myself, make a new profile and just advertise, what can it hurt? Well personally speaking nothing can hurt me, but i can't say the same for everyone. the more i run into people on all these different sites, i find them using more filtering efforts to find sensible people to socialize with, it shocked me. I can't blame them, look what most of the people on here have to offer, stupidity, games, ignorance, no social skills and a lack of home training. This is the same way they apply to socializing on the street. Being on this site makes it easier for them to get away with shit without suffering an ass whipping.

The Man For Me
In the entire world, there is no other place I would rather be Than right next to you each and every single day of my life As long as I am with you, I know that everything is going right Through the good times or the hard times that may occur I am the girl who will stay beside you through thick and thin Here for all time to guide you through the darkest night Bringing you into the brightest light of the new dawning day There is nothing that can go wrong when we are together And when I lay down, all I want to feel is you next to me Holding you tightly against me as I kiss you softly good night Within me is a feeling that I will never let slip from my grasp Showing me that all we have is time to see us through to the end Not one day will arrive where I would ever let you down Since I am here to hold my ground, and make everything true Although I do know that you are going through so much now Constantly feeling confused on which way you should turn Even with all that, I wi

A Man Got His Wish....be Careful What You Wish For!!(lol)
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen." God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. - He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and did the laundry, fold the laundry, put the laundry away, stopped at the gas station to fill up, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dogs. Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, Cl

Mango
October --- Jeez - I never let Mango out but he slips out every so often, especially if the kids leave the back door open. Then he makes his quick escape - and off he goes. Well - there have been times when he was gone for a day - but he's been gone since the beginning of the week and it's now Thurs. I don't like to look - but I've been peeking on the side of the roads hoping not to see any squashed kitties - but no Mango. So I imagine he's at a neighbors house - as the hurricane remnants caused a lot of rain here today. And the problem is that I leave for the gulf coast Sat morning for my high school 25th reunion. So he'll be outside - or wherever- until Sunday when I get back. He's fixed and usually fixed males don't wander -- but someone must be feeding him. I've never lost a pet before - and it hurts..... Well - Mango came back when I got back on Sunday - a little banged up but no worse for the wear - then he slipped out again and I haven't seen him in 3 days.... sig

Man-haters
It constantly amazes me that women like Ellie (http://www.lostcherry.com/user/200468) find what men do to be somehow a bad thing. I guess it's bad that men want to pursue women as friends, because we might want to do something beyond being just a friend with them? I dunno .... God knows it's not what we were designed for. LOL Girls, can you give me any clues here? I mean, really, why is it such a bad thing that I don't pursue men as friends on here? If a guy came to me, I wouldn't deny him because he's a guy, I'd give him a chance and see what he's like, but I wouldn't be interested in him in any way other than that. Who knows, we might end up being pretty good friends, but it's simply not something I would pursue on here. Let me put it this way .... to all you straight women out there ... when you put out a search, do you search for women? I'm guessing not, but correct me if I'm wrong. And yeah, I have almost entirely women on my friends list. That's who I want to meet ..

A Man & His Parrot
So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. The trouble is that the guy who owns the parrot is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy.One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever. Then the guy gets mad and says, "That's it. I'll get you." and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet.This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of invective that would make a veteran sailor blush.At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For the first few seconds, there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly goes very quiet.At first the guy just waits, but then he sta

Man Help Me Someone
man i am new to this whole net thing and all do some time away from the real world so how the hell do i get to make some morphs or who can do one for me like i said i am new to this shit so please someone look out for me

The Man Himself Answered Me
->SCRAPPER: I remember there first match up, it was so bloody, they had the crowd going. ->SCRAPPER: There still good to watch anyway, I'm watching Stephen Bonner and Forest Griffen. ->SCRAPPER: Do you ever watch UFC? Its on right now, I know im over here in germany, we watch it on AFN, there all reruns ->SCRAPPER: how many emails about MUMMS do you get a day? ->SCRAPPER: I've read it, but I thought it said you would reset monthly, anyway, thats cool ->SCRAPPER: I do SCRAPPER: you can make friends mumms... ->SCRAPPER: thats when I lost my priviliges was in Feb. SCRAPPER: read my blog.....i dont handle that anymore ->SCRAPPER: I've supported the site, I've bought VIP's for me and my wife, I've bought three HH since I've been a member since the beginning of Feb. ->SCRAPPER: I'm just asking, could you please turn my MUMM privileges back on? ->SCRAPPER: wife is almost here though, less then a month ->SCRAPPER: me, i'm getting ready to go to bed in a few hrs., had a long day ->

Man In The Elevator Joke
man walks into an elevator and theres a women in there so he stands next to her, after a while he turns to the lady and said can i smell your pussy? the women taken back in disgust slaps him and says NO!! so the man calmly looks at her and said must be you feet then.

* Manifest *
* MANIFEST * ********************************************************************************************* * your dreams into reality and your reality into your dreams * *********************************************************************************************

Man In The Mirror
As she looks in the mirror she sees herself as a mom, a wife, a sister,a friend, and a daughter. Others view her as so much more then she can ever know or understand. She has her good friends that treat her like a lady and others who just see her for a lil fun and that she can be used and abused with. She knows that one day she will look back and see that those people were just using her for a cheap thrill,or to get something from and nothing more. She is interested in the friends that treat her like a lady, and really have gotten to know her. She likes their comments to and about her, and sometimes she doesn't know how to take the compliments, but she is learning everyday that they are the truth, yet sometimes feels like a dream. She has dreams of her own, but most times she is fulfilled by helping others, sometimes helping a lil too much,lol, but most of her friends do not use her or try to get the things that they want from her. It is mostly just really getting to know

The Man I Care So Much About
Hello everyone how is it going? It is going good here just really busy with work and trying to take care of my kids.......... well lets see my daughter had her 7th birthday on the 20th WOW she is getting so big............ and now i have my younger sisters birthday on the 15th my older sisters one the 20th and mine on the 30th all in may WOW ya my mom hates that month lol........... Also i have a great man in my life His Name is Nathan he is so great my kids like him and every thing to so that is a good thing......... Well also on the 20th my IUD exspired so i had to get it taken out so ya that mean i can have another kids WOW.......... I am thinking really hard about having another one but not for sure yet we will take that one day at a time.......... IN AWAY I WANT ANOTHER ONE SO I AM JUST GOING TO WAIT AND SEE WHAT HAPPEND WORK IS GOING GOOD FOR NOW JUST WORKING ALOT DOING ALOT OF ONCALL FOR MY BOSS MO MONEY SO ITS ALL GOOD BUT OTHER THEN THAT LIFE IS GOING GOOD DID SOME YARD WORK

Manifest Desti-me
i'm sitting and thinking of how i want to be, i think of how tired i am of my family and my life. i think of how i can be better and better for people around me that actually care, that actually are open to a true life ,one without the pursuit of drugs and sex... i want to be around people who enjoy life and the blessings it offers, not keeping themselves chained and miserable. i am miserable. i want a life. i want to be responsible , i want to work and to stay sober. i'm doing better and i know everything happens for a reason and this too shall pass. were it not for melanie getting me enrolled in my class i do not think i would have ever seen through my pursuit of staying brain clouded. i no longer desire to be so. i want to be aware and i have come thru bad times and now know how to simply be patient and ride it out. i have GOD ,and i have friends that for whatever reason help me to believe in myself and my worth. i do have something to offer

Man In The Mirror
look at you! man in the mirrior. your pathitic and weak. look at you. bleeding on the floor. all this is you fault you have no one to blaim. so go ahead man in the mirrior, play your game. cut yourself! bleed yourself, run yourself dry! but remember this. play to long. and let your heart be broke. and it will be my turn to play. from which there is no return!

Man In The Glass
When you get what you want in the struggle for self, and the world makes you king for a day, just take a good look in the mirror and see what That man has to say. He's the fellow to please, never mind all the rest, for he's with you clear up to the end, and you've passed your most dangerous difficult test if the Man in the Glass is your friend. For the world may think you're a straight-shooting chum and give you pats on the back as you pass, but your final reward will be heartache and tears if you've cheated the Man in the Glass. A. Anonymous

Man It's Gonna Be Tough!!!
30lbs down and going strong!!! SO I'M STARTING MY DIET TODAY IT'S GONNA BE SO HARD BUT I'M GONNA DO IT..I'M DOING IT FOR MYSELF BECAUSE I WAS LOOKING AT MY PICTURES FROM LIKE 12 YEARS AGO AND I WAS SO BEAUTIFUL..NOT THAT I'M NOT NOW BUT I WAS A LOT SEXIER IN MY EYES. MEAT VEGGIES AND CHEESE THAT'S IT..20 CARBS A DAY IS WHAT I'M ALLOWED AND I'M GUARANTEED WITHOUT EXERCISE TO LOSE 3LBS A DAY.. I'M JOINING THE GYM TOO I THINK IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GET MY BODY BACK AND BECOME HEALTHIER...SO WISH ME LUCK GUYS CAUSE I'LL REALLY NEED IT..I'LL BE POSTING PIX TOO OF MY PROGRESS

The Man In The Glass
the man in the glass THE MAN IN THE GLASS.. IF YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT IN YOUR STRUGGLE FOR SELF AND THE WORLD MAKES YOU A KING FOR A DAY JUST GO TO THE MIRROR AND LOOK AT YOURSELF AND SEE WHAT THAT MAN HAS TO SAY FOR IT ISN'T YOUR FATHER OR MOTHER OR WIFE WHOSE JUDGEMENT YOU HAVE TO PASS THE FELLOW WHOSE VERDICT COUNTS MOST IN YOUR LIFE IS THE ONE STARING BACK FROM THE GLASS SOME PEOPLE MAY THINK YOU A STRAIGHT-SHOOTING CHUM AND CALL YOU A WONDERFUL GUY BUT THE MAN IN THE GLASS SAYS YOUR'RE ONLY A BUM IF YOU CAN'T LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE HE'S THE FELLOW TO PLEASE, NEVER MIND ALL THE REST FOR HE'S WITH YOU CLEAR UP TO THE END AND YOU'VE PASSED YOUR MOST DANGEROUS, DIFFICULT TEST IF THE MAN IN THE GLASS IS YOUR FRIEND YOU MAY FOOL THE WHOLE WORLD, DOWN THE PATHWAY OF LIFE AND GET PATS ON YOUR BACK AS YOU PASS BUT YOUR FINAL REWARD WILL BE HEARTACHES AND TEARS IF YOU'VE CHEATED THE MAN IN THE GLASS not sure who wrote this but i love it

Manic Monday
Guess I'm going to have to borrow my mates camera huh? Need to do me a saulte else I'm stuck at level 10.. any suggestions are welcome - you know..poses n stuff.. obviously nothing NSFW.. come on.. help me out I can't believe how COLD it is! Sure I've got like 20mins left at work but jesus, why does it have to be so arctic?! I'm usually a good blogger - but I've the feeling this one will be pretty shit, mainly because I really have no clue what to write and that anyone reading it will think "OMG! Screw loose!" I'm full of cold and got a horrible cough - only trouble is.. got no-one to give me some TLC :( I actually hate being alone this time of year - Winter is my fave season and well.. what's the point in the long dark cold nights if you've no-one to snuggle with at the end of a days work?! I've gone and made myself feel all crappy now haha.. dammit! Well, anyway - let's hope tomorow is a better day :D

The Man I Want...
Every time I look at him, I'll simply stare in amazement at his beauty. When I'm away from him, I will have him on my mind constantly. When I'm troubled, he will honestly want to know why and how he can help. When I have successes, he will truly be happy for me. When I'm sad, he'll hold me and reassure me. When I'm tired and sore, he will rub my aching muscles. When I'm feeling like a party, he'll call all the coolest people to come by. When I travel, he will gladly go with me. When I am horny, he will drive me wild! When my kids needs help, he will always offer. He will respect me, my children, my career, and my home. He will appreciate all I do for him. He will understand me. He will be willing to talk to me about how he feels deep down inside. He will be my best friend. He will be my partner. I will treat him like my King. He will treat me like his Queen. Wonder if I'll ever find someone like this?

The Man I Love Deeply!
The day that I met Leon I knew in my heart that he was the one for me.... Not a day goes by that we are not on the phone talking, texting, or on skype for 12- 14 hrs a day together. My sister absolutely loves him and he has a place in her heart. He also holds my family close to him as well. I laugh, am free, and loved by him you can tell by all the pictures he takes of me daily and uploads. I will be in his arms in his arms soon. December as a matter of fact. Everyday a little bit more of me appears and everyday more and more of me falls in love with him. I hate to close my eyes because I am afraid of losing him but I know this is not true. He has shocked me so many times over the pat few months and I love it. His entire family knows all about me and a first I was a little scared wanted to dig a hole and crawl in but today I know I don't have to do that anymore. I wake up to some beautiful txts during the night since he is working while i am sleeping. Leon I love you now and forever. L

A Manifesto
A Manifesto of Anger Done. I'm absolutely done with people and their games, their false promises, deceptions and half told truths. No names, no fingers pointed, they know who they are. I welcomed you into my life and in return, I was treated as an option. I would advise caution in progressing further on the road you have set yourself upon, for the fork in the road ahead is but a one-time chance to change your destination. Continue the direction that you have chosen and you may find that a hard choice, with no wiggle room lies before you. In or out, yes or no, those are your only options. Too long have I sat by and let people waltz into my life and stroll out at any time. Coming and going as they please, with no regard to how it affects the very person whose life they play with. It ends now, right here, right now. A day of reckoning is rapidly approaching for those who you who hide behind false words and forced smiles. All the while pretending to care, to show “genuine” c

Manic Attacks 101
When dreams become reality and foggy days become hazed over in your mind.Creepy spells of desire for joy and happiness overwhelm your mind. Making the people around you drift closer but yet afar with fear of crashing. Modem has started in the brain and a crazy feeling of regret fills the air, Strapped to the back of you head you feel like you must smile but wanting to crack that tear. Chills run down every ones back when the days are hazed with glory and painted over pain and nothing seems real anymore. Affixed on something more grand than just yourself nothing is holding you back from being selfish. Crawling away from a wet sweaty palm of disbelief and crying when you cannot believe what you have done. Breaking the spell and looking around only to see blood shed on the walls of faces you have destroyed. Sitting down and looking at the hands that did this all remembering the thoughts you remember from before you forgot.

Man Joke
The first blond guy joke ! The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait! An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of

Manjersey
We're pro coaches87, according to the California Nevada Joint Apprenticeship Training Committee, resulting in annual wages of $99,570 Tom Aspenwall said at 54 years old, he feels better than he did in his 20s Reed has been selected in the second round of the 2014 MLB Draft, going No Last year, the fund raised more than $15 millionBali Hali You'll sure feel like you're playing a Vegas course amid the 2,500 palm trees and more than 100,000 tropical plants7), fifth in contested possessions http://www.blackhawksofficialonlines.com/WOMENS-BRENT-SEABROOK-JERSEY.html (8 It's a real nightmare Thomas of Villanova High School prom on June 13, 2014 If it works out, then it works out"I love this lady! And I love her name (JOEL BOYCE/The Windsor Star)Patricia Poczekaj poses in her evening gown at the 2014 Miss Universe Canada Western Ontario Preliminary Competition at the Capitol Theatre Saturday, April 26, 2014 Edible Arrangements is a franchising business that specializes in making fr

Man Laws
I apologize in advance for offending anyone since I know these are a bit barbaric, homophobic, and chauvinistic, but several of them are rather amusing... MAN LAWS 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

Man Law
MAN LAWS 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's c

Man Laws!!!!
MAN LAWS..... THE NOW WRITTEN RULES 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a stri

Man Laws
MAN LAWS..... THE NOW WRITTEN RULES 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a stri

Man Laws
MAN LAWS...Learn them, Live them...and Love them 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrat

Manly Advice
We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you." K

~man Logic~
~Man Logic~ Q: How many men does it take to make popcorn? A: Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove. Q. How do you save a man from drowning? A. Take your foot off of his head. Q. How are men like parking spaces? A. The good ones are always taken and all that is left are handicapped -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Why is it good that there are female astronauts? A. When the crew gets lost in space at least the women will ask for directions. Q. How do men get excersize at the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. Q. What's the difference between a man and E.T.? A. E.T. phoned home. Q. What did God say after he created man? A. I can do better than this. Q. What's a man's idea of helpin with the housework? A. Lifting his legs so you can vacuum. Q. How do women define a 50/50 relationship? A. We cook/they eat; We clean/they dirty; We ir

Man Laws
Everyone In This Group Is Either A Male And Has Come To Support All Males Alike In Continuing To Keep America Growing By Enforcing Man Laws Or Is A Female That Has Come To Learn Man Laws To Better Her Life. If You Have An Idea For A New Man Law Please Forward Them To Your School Governor Who Will Then Decide If They Should Be Forwarded To The Presidents Of Man Law Nation For Final Approval. Man Laws: 1. Man Law Is NEVER Wrong...If An Argument Is Present We Agree To Disagee. 2. A man shall not wear the colors of a championship team unless there is ..ed proof on file that named man wore such colors before the start of the season. 3. It is only acceptable to complain of a sports injury if it will get you pity sex within one hour 4. You NEVER discuss with your girlfriend what goes on on guys night out. 5. It is acceptable to settle important decisions by using Rock, Paper, Scissors. 6.The woman should never drive the man's car, unless he is busy puking out the windo

Man-made, Natural Or Virtual?
Just heard a song in someone's stash that normally makes me smile, but for some reason, tonight, it's making me miss someone I love dearly, but have not seen in years. (I put this blog under this category, because he is the one that told me Virginia incarcerates according to the gender you were born with.) I still miss him, and probably always will, even if I'm in love with someone else. He'll always be my one that got away. He's the only man that treated me with respect, protected me, truly loved me. He treated me like a queen. I never felt that I was in want of anything I didn't have when I was with him, except to be able to always be with him. Life played out in a cruel way to each of us, first by seperating us unwillingly, then by shredding our inner selves, turning us both into people we never thought we'd be, nor could we stand to be. I found him several years ago, but life was not yet done tormenting us. My life has smoothed out, and I'm actually the happiest I've been

Manners
Five (5) lessons to make you think about the way we treat people. 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: 'What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?' Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. 'Absolutely,' said the professor 'In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say 'hello.' I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night, at

Manners Please
Anyone who wishes to visit my profile, please feel free but please remember, I am a human being with feelings too. If you don't have anything nice to say then please don't say anything at all and be on your way...Remember, do unto others as you would have them do unto you....So, manners please. Thank you for listening to me vent....

A Man Named Dan
A Man Named Dan By: Deborah Boyd There once was a man Who's name was Dan He lived life with a nose bleed Until he was lead They lead him to the doctors And nurses and such In hopes to find a cure In hopes of so much He blamed others for this But they all knew for sure That the problem with Dan Was from not eating healthier So take my advice And follow the lead Don't end up like Dan With a nose bleed

Mannequin
MannequinPlayed I've been fuckin played I've been fuckin played I've been fuckin playedChanged yeah you haven't changed yeah you're still the same you haven't fucking changedQuit comin around like you act hard.You sick bitch, Oh my GOD!I know he's comin for youI feel this it's way in my mindI find I can't hideYou fuckin bitch! Just get away from meAnd you know everything'll be OKOh, I feel bitter inside knowing that I just cannot get awayFrom this pain that you're causing meI could never love someone who's so fakeWe do it just like thisYou say you know all about meYou know the inside of my worldThen why the fuck do I feel so cold[Chorus]We do it just like thisYou say you know all about meYou know the inside of my worldThen why the fuck do I feel so coldI see right through your plastic face.Which I love to degradeI know he's cummin on youI can't wait until you fuckin bleed again and again yeah you fuckin bitch.Just get away from me.And you know everything'll be OK.Oh, I feel bitter insi

A Man Of Knowledge
What happened to my stability I ran so far so futily Instantly vanished from nothing Yeilding that which cannot be I cannot escape a tendency To bathe in pure infancy Different breathes of mortal land Leaving nothing for my hand Mutated metaphysical genes Yeilding that which cannot be Feet planted firmly to the ground Even when i'm not around I suck it down deep within sin Down to marrow wrapped in skin Time stays still yet mind forgets Reaching out where nothings left Reaking order from somewhere else Twisting visions of myself Let me go and leave me be I'll not concede to misery Take your hate in all it's glory This is the end to a tainted story Something is coming An unbalanced equilibrium Desensitize me, please Rape me of my feelings... And unbalaced emotions Wouldn't it be safer How could logic include Setting up faliures Could I possibly learn How to fall any harder Opinions don't yeild intellegence Only build walls But I would not wa

The Man Of The House
This man came in the house & threw his pants to his wife & said : "PUT THESE ON" ! His wife looked at him & said : you know I can't wear these & the husband said : "WELL I GUESS YOU KNOW WHO WEAR THE PANTS IN THE HOUSE" ! That wasn't nothing because his wife took her pants off & threw them to him & replied : "PUT THESE ON" ! The husband said : Honey, you can't get into your pants & the wife replied : "YOU NEVER WILL EITHER IF YOU DON'T CHANGE YOUR F**KING ATTITUDE" !

Man Of The House
>>>>The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "YOU CAN > >>>>BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE". > >>>> > >>>>"He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, > >>>>you > >>> > >>>>need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. > >>>> > >>>>"You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished > >>>>eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. > >>>> > >>>>"After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will > >>>>have the kind of sex that I want. > >>>> > >>>>"Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You > >>>>will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you > >>>>will massage my feet and hands. > >>>> > >>>>"Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" > >>>> > >>>>The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first > >>>>guess." > >>

The Man Of My Dreams
The Man of my Dreams Is there a man that exsists, there just got to be, He would be willing to take chances, and laid back and carefree. would not hesitate to say or show how he feels. This man would be caring and understanding. Is there a man like that, that exsists. He would be funny and make me laugh. This man would be sincere and love me with all of my faults.he would take care of my hurt and be there for me. this man would be willing to try new things.Is there a man like that, that exsists. This man would be tender with my fragile heart. Love me, uncondionaly. This man would not have any doubts about me. he would take the good with the bad. Is there a man like that, that exsists. He would give me hope and reasurance. This man would care about my feelings. he would love children and be family orentated. he would set a side his pride and do what is right. Is there a man like that, that exsists He would be true and loyal with me. He would shre his thoughts and d

Man Of The House
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be "THE Man Of Your House." He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sinful dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair? The wife replied, "The f****ing funeral director would be my first guess."

Man Only Able To See In Blue After Taking Too Much Viagra
By VIRGINIA WHEELER Published: Today SEX-STARVED John Pettigrew took too many Viagras — and now lives his life in a constant "blue movie". Plumber John, 58, sees everything in shades of blue after the sex pills damaged his vision. The dad of two said: "I admit I ignored the advice on the packet — I was having too much fun — but I’d give up all the sex in the world to be able to see a red letterbox again." Divorced John turned to Viagra when he had trouble rising to the occasion after a year without sex. He topped up his GP’s prescription with pills bought over the internet. He said: "I didn’t have any side-effects, so I didn’t see any harm in increasing the dose. But I have been seeing the world in blue for more than a fortnight now and it’s doing my head in." John, from Brighton, East Sussex, is now having tests to see if the damage is permanent. He added: "At least I’m a Chelsea fan." Makers Pfizer say some men may experience a blue tint to t

Man Or Not
Does Crying When Something Bad Happens In Our Lives Make Us Less Of A Man Or Does It Make Us Stronger And Let Us Know That We Aren't Cold Hearted Bastards That Only Think About The Next Piece Of Ass We Can Get. Give Me Some Insight Write Me Back And Tell Me What You Think, Men & Women Both Feel Free To Answer?

The Man Of My Dreams
The man of my dreams makes me happy when I'm sadHe makes me smile when I am blueHe makes the days go by no matter what happensHe is all my hopes, dreams and thoughts in one personHe will fill the hole in my heart that no one else can The man of my dreams keeps me safe...He makes me feel as if we are one person...He never stops holding...He is always thinking about me...He is always on my mind...We are ourselves when we are together...Nothing can pull us apart...People may talk, but you know what?The man of my dreams may be hard to reach for...But I will get him, even if it means scaling tall mountains and towers to do soI want to find this special man who can make me feel young and free, yet keep me grounded at the same time...I want to be able to show him off and smile when other girls stare and whisper to their friends about why he isn't theirsHe makes my heart beat and stop all at the same time...He knows what love is and how much it can hurt...He wants to be by my side forever and

The Man Rules
The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear ' the rules ' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. Tha

The Man Rules
The Man Rules At last finally a guy has taken the time to write them for you Women to know them.... Now here are the Man rules.[/font] Please note.. These are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon Or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. 'Yes' and 'No' are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and

The Man Rules
THE MAN RULES... Current mood: fabulous Category: chillin Writing and Poetry THE MAN RULES..AT LAST I HAVE TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS DOWN...finally,the guys'side of the story.(I must admit,it's pretty good) we always hear "THE RULES" from the females side. now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! please note.....these are all numberd "1" on purpose! 1. men are not mind readers. 1. learn to work the toilet seat. YOU ARE a big girl. If it's up ,put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports...It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides...let it be. 1. Crying is Blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work ! Strong hints do not work ! Obvious hints do not work ! Just say It ! 1. Yes and No are perfecttly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.

Manson's Trites
This savage goodbye Current mood: crushed Category: Writing and Poetry This Savage Goodbye I know the feeling that my heart is being ripped out shall pass, yes I know that. I know that the more time goes by, the more my heart will let go. But my heart does not know that. All it knows is it's being ripped to pieces. And it reaches out at the slightest chance, that there will be no need of this goodbye. It beats harder at the slimmest glimpse of hope. But this goodbye comes and it tugs and it tugs hard. It is unforgiving, it is relentless. This goodbye is a savage. It knocks at the door waiting for an answer and the heart beats harder. I open the door knowing the pain will come and it does. Shooting pain, unbearable pain. I walk through the door and the searing pain, once the heart has lost hope, cuts deep to the bone. The heart races, fearful like a child lost without the parent. I must keep walking, walking away from this goodbye, never look back for

Manslaugher Or Misdemeanor
Manslaughter or Misdemeanor? A Law Passed Five Years Ago, In LA Stated That A Dog Does Not Have An Owner But, Rather, A "Guardian." In San Francisco, Rescued Strays Are Not Sent To Animal Shelters But Instead Are Housed In "Apartments." San Francisco passed a law stating that dogs have rights and are entitled to a fresh bowl of water every day and a doghouse with a roof over their head. .......So Why Is Cosmetic Surgery On Animals not ban. Why is Animal Cruelity Not A Crime Of Manslaugher-all around-...? Recently In The News A Guy Admited To Animal Cruelity. Puting His Wifes Dog In A 200Degree Oven for 5minutes Causing Serious Burns All Over. Admitting Chasing This Poor Puppy With a Leaf Blower Causing Blindness In One Eyes And Severly Damaging The Other Because He Was Mad At His Wife And What Was The Charges Against Him You May Ask....A Slap On The Wrist, A Simple 6 Months Inprisonmeant And a Fine Of $500 and $986 In Vet Bills! .......Was Justiced Serve? I Believe

Man's Worry In Da Women's Day....
OH MY GOD, Please ! Make me women A man was sick and tired of goingto work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: " Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen. God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man"> The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast forhis mate, awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, Drove them to school, came home andpicked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box andbathed the dog.

Man's Obsession
This is for all the women out there who like me are completely boggled by mans obsession about photographing his manhood and putting it on his profile. Now i am no prude or anything like that far from it but why is it men have this obsession? Is it to prove they can get it up or to show the size or what?? I mean we all like to see a nice cock when we are in the throws of passion but when it is thrust upon your laptop/pc screen it's not a pretty sight. And to be honest guys it isn't your best side. I think us ladies all know what the last chicken in the shop looks like....lol Guys if you think us ladies are obsessed by size most of us aren't. It's not the size of the rocket it's the power behind it.

Mans Point Of View
From a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and

Manson N The My Car :-)
Manson put on a great show playing new and old shit. Afterward Newt and I went to grab a bit to eat at Denny's but,on the way to Denny's I decide to molest Newt :-) Then we had some grub. After leaving Denny's Newt took me to some hidden spot in a close by industrial park were we decide to finish off a great night with a great fuck. All I have to say is Fucking on the hood of our car while planes fly over was fucking awesome! Then we went home, I had a coke and rum, and preceded to fuck some more. Over all it was a fucking wonderful night!

Man S Best Friend
Calif. college uses cockroaches as lure RIVERSIDE, Calif. - Thinking about the University of California, Riverside for college? Then come pet our cockroaches! UC Riverside is using a cockroach petting zoo to attract students and parents to an upcoming recruitment fair. The zoo will include several species, including cockroaches that emit a foul, ammonia-like scent and the famous, palm-sized Madagascar hissing cockroach.

Man's Strength
The strength of a man isn't in how many women he's loved. It's in whether he can be true to the ONE woman he's trying to love. The strength of a man isn't seen in the width of his shoulders. It's seen in the width of his arms that encircle and protect you. The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice. It is in the gentle words he whispers. The strength of a man isn't in the words he speaks. It's in how he keeps his word. The strength of a man isn't in how hard he hits. It's in how tender he touches. The strength of a man isn't in the weight he can lift. It's in the burdens he can carry. The strength of a man isn't in the hair on his chest. It's in his heart that lies within his chest.

Man Shoots Own Testicle During Attempted Robbery
KOKOMO, Ind. - Police say a man accidentally shot himself in the groin as he was robbing a convenience store. A clerk told police a man carrying a semiautomatic handgun entered the Village Pantry Tuesday morning demanding cash and a pack of cigarettes. The clerk put the cash in a bag and as she turned to get the cigarettes, she heard the gun discharge. Police say surveillance video shows the man shooting himself as he placed the gun in the waistband of his pants. The clerk wasn't injured. A short time later, police found Derrick Kosch, 25, at a home with a gunshot wound to his right testicle and lower left leg. He was expected to have surgery at a hospital. Police plan to charge him with armed robbery.

Man Sells Balls
From correspondents in Blantyre, Malawi February 29, 2008 10:05pm Article from: Agence France-Presse A MALAWIAN man who removed a teenaged boy's genitals and sold them for use in witchcraft rituals has been sentenced to 20 years in prison with hard labour. The court in the commercial capital Blantyre convicted Peter Namanja Chakwamba yesterday of committing "acts intended to cause grievous harm." He had pleaded guilty to the crime. The victim, a 14-year-old boy, had his genitals cut off by Chakwamba, who claimed a prominent businessman had paid him the equivalent of $685 to supply him with body parts last year. The boy was left disfigured after reconstructive surgery failed. The businessman, identified as Patrick Murama, is in jail awaiting trial on unrelated murder charges while two of Chakwamba's accomplices are still at large. The practice of removing sexual organs is increasingly common in Malawi, as people use the parts in rituals they believe will make th

A Man's Point Of View
Now everyone is asking: What the hell is this all about? Well This is the Point of View of a real good man. Do I consider myself a good man, fuck yes i do so why am i writing this. Well everywhere i go there is a damn blog about how men are dogS, women complaining about this guy and that guy, how to treat a woman, and this that and the other crap. Well i am pretty much fed up with reading that SHIT, now it is time for you women out there to hear it from a man and a good one at that! Well i am not going to give you all the back ground on why i a writing this, but they all know who they are and i am going to leave it at that. Because that is what a man does! He protects what he cares for. As i sit here by myself, because i am good man, i sit and think about all of the relationships that i have had from the time that i started dating and i noticed a crazy trend that only after 17 years i really noticed.. that i was cheated on with every last one of them. Now lets figure out what happen..

A Mans Dream
Man of the House Hammer had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be The MAN of Your House.' He stormed out to Sandy in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go downstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?' Sandy replied, 'The fuckin' funeral director would be my first guess.'

Mansion In Jamaica
STAY IN A GATED 2 STORY MANSION NEAR NEGRIL, JAMAICA. 7 BEDRM-4 BATH- 2 KITCHENS- 24/7 SECURITY. PRICES: $50.00 A DAY PER PERSON INCLUDES BREAKFAST AND TRANSFERS TO AND FROM MONTEGO BAY AIRPORT. CONTACT ANN a_allen62@hotmail.com

The Man That Will Steal My Heart...
Would feel this way about me...and I hope he is out there... I Wanna Make You Cry... by: Jeff Bates How long has it been? How long have you held it in? And how long will you wait Before you let somebody take your breath away Again? (Chorus) I wanna be the one who turns you on Makes love til the lonely's gone Be the man you've dreamed of all your life I swear I'll make it last until Tears of joy come pourin' from your eyes I wanna make you cry Tell me what to do And I'll do what you want me to 'Cause darlin, I believe That I have fallen hopelessly and helplessly For you (Repeat Chorus) I wanna be the one who turns you on Makes love til the lonely's gone Be the man you've dreamed of all your life I swear I'll make it last until Tears of joy come pourin' from your eyes I wanna make you cry I swear I'll make it last until Tears of joy come pourin' from your eyes I wanna make you cry I wanna make you cry

The Man That I Am
The man that I am Last night I saw a falling star and wished a dream come true That someday you will realize that all I want is you So many miles away I wish I could be there To speak to you softly and run my fingers through your hair. We're only lonely we're only lonley It is loneliness that makes me understand Mabey someday I know you'll understand I can't be just anyone Just the man I am... Many miles between us memories can't replace I look in the back of my mind And still I see your face.. While you are ou there having fun doing what you think's right I sit sit here and think of you each night I can't be just anyone Just the man I am.

Mantrapper
FUBAR belives than everyone may read Hank Steinberg's new novel, Out of Range, but I think it ain't the best novel Steinberg has ever published, leaving Steinberg fans without a trace of black ink. However, Out of Desolation is a parody of Out of Range. But do you know Chuck Brainard? Out of Desolation begins in the Brainards' ocean-view condomaxinum in Chaddickquick, Connecticut, where Chuck's wife is being assassinated using a .33 caliber shotgun. However, the connection between Chuck and the Brainard Squad can differiate from foreign country to foreign country - and getting caught in the crossfire is Chuck's priority from concealing a conspiracy. Truth is, however, Chuck has the tenacity and power required to infiltrate counterespionage officers, anti-terrosts and other foes affected by conspiracies concerning the Brainard Squad and their aides. Out of Desolation is my take on Hank Steinberg's Out of Range; and everyone will read the escapades of Chuck Brainard going after the C

Man V Woman
Man discovered WOMEN and invented SEX, > Woman discovered SEX and invented HEADACHES. >Man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION, > Woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented >GOSSIP >Man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS, > Woman discovered CARDS and invented >WITCHERY. >Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE, > Woman discovered LOVE and invented >MARRIAGE. >Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD, > Woman discovered FOOD and invented >DIET. >Man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT, > Woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP. >Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY, > Woman discovered MONEY and that's when it >all >got f*cked up.

Man Vs. Woman : A 12 Step Pictography
Grab a (B) (D) and some munchies and prepare yourselves to an interesting tour of human nature. I decided that I would take you on a walk through some sets of images I have found that show how men and women perceive their differences, their goals, and their romantic universe in a struggle to understand and manipulate it. enjoy ------------------------------------------------ I. THE BRAIN An unending argument seems to be the neurological differences between man and woman. Our perception of how the female brain . . . and the male brain operate is often satirized. We accept the physiological and hormonal differences due to the sex organs, but some resist that there are fundamental differences in the brain. I. THE BRAIN --------------------------------------------------II. EMOTIONS & THOUGHTS Knowing that our whole consiousness is affected by a variety of factors, there seems to be differing opinions as to where our EMOTIONS

Man Why The Hell Does The Nice Guys Like Me Get Crapped On Man My Kindness Always Gets Mistakin For Weakness And Now My Feeling Are Dyin And Aint Neve
someday my pain will end, but... until then my pain will end feelings that kill me so upon death my heart will flow once more i say good bye to you thats why we die young

Man What A Day !!!
I have been given A job at Redneck's Bar Come see me and See the bar its a *Blast* to be in . hope everyones day is going well. Well I don't Blog alot, But mostly when I do I am usually venting. But Not tonight I just have a few things to get off my mind for the day. Well It started this morning after I got to class , We had an in class project to do , using Adobe illustrator CS3 and well I am working on my project talking to the teacher about it and at the end of class after I save it and everything I get ready to print this thing out.... AND .. Take a guess what happened, Well first the adobe FROZE up, then shut down taking all my work with it a whole FREAKING 90 MINUTES WORTH. all Gone .. POOF BUBYE. I took a big big intake of breath my teacher heard me and asked me if the program had shut down on me I told her yes . She told me just to open it back up using the file I saved well ok this is all fine well I open adobe back up and look for my file that I DID SAVE and its g

A Man With A Plan In Life.
Well to start. im a single dad of two great kids. i luv to make music . and thing like that. anything that has to do with it. im in there. been doin it for over 6yrs now. and things are just starting to pop off. this is going to be a great yr for me and my music. so if you ever like to here the next hot thing out. hite me upper. i do have a cd out that you can get. and if your in to rappin, singer, are anything like that there . come get on one of my hot tracks. much luv to everyone out here. and keep it pushin. ICEDUB in the 08! and here are some websites u can hear some of my hot new tracks. let me know what you think. luv to here what you think always. http://www.showcaseyourmusic.com/toosweetjiggs2001 here u can get some of my track for free. http://amiestreet.com/artist/21349 http://audiojolt.com/index.php?mode=login So! thats about it for me. hite me uppers!

The Manwhore Revolution!!!!
The Manwhore revolution was started by me and my friend gabe. We're calling all manwhores to take up arms and that includes you women too cuz women are manwhores in a different way. Manwhores are so hated cuz all they wanna do is have a good time and get laid...whos to say we cant do that?? NO ONE THATS WHO!! For us its a way of life....and yes some of us manwhores choose to eventually settle down and start a life...but know one thing....THE MANWHORE REVOLUTION SHALL LIVE FOREVER!!! FROM THE TRENCHES OF ITALY TO THE MOUNTAIN PEEKS OF MONTANA TO THE RICE FIELDS OF CHINA TO THE BOARDWALKS OF THE SOUTH JERSEY SHORE.....VIVA LA MANWHORE REVOLUTION!!!!!

The Man Who Started D&d Is Dead
OBITUARY Gary Gygax, a pioneer of the imagination who transported a fantasy realm of wizards, goblins and elves onto millions of kitchen tables around the world through the game he helped create, Dungeons & Dragons, died Tuesday at his home in Lake Geneva, Wisconsin. He was 69. His death was confirmed by his wife, Gail Gygax, who said he had been ailing and had recently suffered an abdominal aneurysm, The Associated Press reported. As co-creator of Dungeons & Dragons, the seminal role-playing game introduced in 1974, Gygax wielded a cultural influence far broader than his relatively narrow fame among hard-core game enthusiasts. Before Dungeons & Dragons, a fantasy world was something to be merely read about in the works of authors like J.R.R. Tolkien and Robert Howard. Today in Americas Clinton beats Obama in Ohio primary McCain sweeps 4 primaries as rival concedes Colombia escalates Venezuela's quarrel with U.S. But with Dungeons & Dragons, Gygax and his collaborato

Man Without This Mask!!
U were the small brightly colored bird that the boys incinerated their hearts a pone They loved u bitterly and called u a witch U wanted to belong to someone U found one but he tricked u And tore u like a sister’s doll in a mean brother’s hand And so u became the hurricane child Spewing glass shard, cat hard blood Chewing off your foot to get free I tracked the blood drops in through the snow and found u U didn’t fear me U saw it in me and I saw it in u And we safety our weapons Your were the wolf that stood by the edge my camp fire ever night I would call to u By you would come closer A few nights later it was very cold And the fire was very bright And we could see each other’s faces U saw it in me and I saw it in u And u came and sat next to me And warmed yourself We were together from then on And nothing could separate us The world lost its hold on us We won out against time and convention I would give u the map of where all the landm

The Many Laughs To Come.
>>>Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I sick, >>>headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work." >>> >>>The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. >>>When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That >>>makes >>>everything better and I go to work. You try that." >>> >>>Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel great. >>>I >>>be work soon.....you got nice house." DON'T LEAVE YOUR HUSBAND ALONE WHILE SHOPPING AT WALMART !!!! Why men shouldn't be forced to go shopping with their wives!! Dear Mrs. Blum, Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. John Blum, has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and have considered banning the entire family from shopping in any of our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. Also, three of our clerks are attendin

The Many Love Affairs Of Kloey.
These are all performed by my darling friend Aaron. Stock Trading | Video Hosting | Funny Videos | Secrets Stock Trading | Video Hosting | Funny Videos | Secrets Stock Trading | Video Hosting | Funny Videos | Secrets I positively love to listen to this service. I enjoy the music, as well as the preaching. Several weeks ago, I stumbled across a piece composed by Rolf Lovland and I must say that it is haunting me. There is a sadness that caresses each note as it flows, soaking one's very soul. It's beautifully enchanting, though. I've listened to it throughout the day and my mind has been full of thoughts of a certain person. The sadness of this piece is reflected in the gentle sadness of his smile. It's strange how music has the ability to stir our minds, as well as our respective emotions... Secret Garden - The promise

Many Smiles Of Love
Many Smiles Of Love for one an other is a brand of nothing but pure joy and happyness of two people shareing love together...My happyness comes from one man that turns my days into my heart beating and knowing that i can take a breathe and know that he is with me and only me ...... Many have come and many have tried to start a life time of trouble but nothing breaks out fall we stand strong smile at one another and push through each time...because we are strong and can handle what put in front of us only cause we trust and understand our love for each other..... Pushing a side all the things that has happen with us we both can say we fight to stay stay strong and remain as one heart mnd body and soul I know there is others out there that can agree and say that loveing someone is one in a million things, but when two people love each other its something that no one in this world can break cause the bond is strong and can uphold anything tossed in there path .... He makes me

The Man You Thought You Knew
ok so i just helped at the Lakewood Video Game Tourny. We ended up having somewhere like 25 people and ended up with $450 for the charity. All in all it was well worth the work and we all had fun. Playing Halo and me rocking with my comp. Blaring music...i loved it. Well other then that i have been happy with my new comp...got half-life 2 and almost done with it...it gets crazy hard in some places. Then of course i got prom coming up soon and im taking my GF there. I love her so much and cant wait to spend the time with her cus she means so much to me. Well things are all going great. Soon i will be out of school and working more and spending a lot of time with my love. All is good and i don't believe anything can go wrong.

Many Thanks
I was shocked to see the plethera of birthday gifts that i recieved today and wanted to thank each person personally, however, there were so many I don't think I can get to everyone :)...so I put this up to say thank you to all of you for being so sweet you are amazing people and I am very glad I have had the opportunity to befriend all of you. You sure do know how to make a girl feel special!!!...Muah!!! mas68ou12 aka mark is in a contest lets show him all the love we can http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=585435&albumid=566300&i=157621639

The Many Facets Of Tears
The many different reasons of tears. Relieving Reliving Relinquishing Relevant Subtle Tremendous Cleansing Joyful Grief Anger Pain Hurt Endearing Compassion Loss Fear Confusion Simple Complex A tear that runs down your face has many different paths and meanings. Tears that flow unending have a multitude of reasons. My tears that flow today are the many facets of tears. Ever have a day when tears fell but you couldn't quite figure out why? Ever have a day when your tears just wouldn't stop? Ever have a day when you were extremely happy but for just a minute cried anyway?

The Many Heads Of The Hydra
Idle Chat Nice analogy you have there He was a breeze to raise Except for a few years in the teens When he was possessed Life happens And never stops I just can’t stop listening to DFA 1979 We are glad you are better You practically have to breaststroke thru it I am so sorry man Life happens Are you new? I have a tribe to protect I am never alone They managed to work it out Good night and good day 3/9/08

Many Reasons Why I Need To Go Thru W/this Divorce
I need to get this out here..tomorrow is going to be a big day for me at my lawyer's office. We are trying to tie up the loose ends so we can proceed on with my divorce. This has been a long time coming but I am the point where I just want this done. So to help remind me, I am going to write down all the bogus shit my husband has put me thru during our 7 yrs of marriage. 1. He has told me on several occassions that he is not physically attracted to me. He has wanted me to get a tummy tuck and boob job and was willing to fork over 10k to make it happen. 2. He has continued to let his family belittle me, trash me and run me into the ground. They had said things like on a scale of 1-10, I rated a 3, just recently they commented that I moved up to a 4. 3. There was time during my pregnancy I was unable to have sex due to it being painful or me being really sick. He threatned to cut off the cable,internet, and my cell phone if I didnt give him sex or a blowjob. His exact word

The Many Different Sides Of Me.
my prayers are with you in this time of hurricane crisis. If anyone is reading this now...I don't often request this in my blogs but repost this into yours...Thank you. Sponsored in part by $2 dollars to make a difference www.myspace.com/td2mad

Many Loves
WOULD YOU SHOULD YOU COULD YOU LET YOUR EX WIFE LIVE WITH YOU FOR A WHILE WHILE YOU ARE LIVING WITH AND ENGADGED TO A NEW LADY IN YOUR LIFE OR MAN I KNOW CHILDREN ARE THE LOVE OF OUR LIFES AND I KNOW YOU WOULD DO ANY THING IN THE WORLD FOR THEM AND TO SEE THEM BUT WHAT ABOUT THE LADY YOU ARE WITH NOW WHAT ABOUT HOW SHE FEELS ABOUT THE OTHER ONE BEING IN THE SAME HOUSE AS SHE IS?AND AFTER YOU HAD A DREAM THAT THE EX WIFE TOOK THE LADY YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH? MANY LOVES FROM ME TO YOU LOVES THAT COME AND GO LOVES THAT STAY AND FLY KISSES AND LOVES TO EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU

The Many Sides Of Me
On the Wings of Faeries Steps light as Air Seraphim Diablo floats on a breeze With the Spirit of Dragons Eyes of Fire Seraphim Diablo tempers soar higher In the Arms of Vampyers Movements like Water Seraphim Diablo hearts of desire At the Feet of Mother and Father Stronger then Earth Seraphim Diablo brings life to the hearth

Maple Leaf Forever
There are no borders on the Internet. If this is being done tou our neighbors then it can happen to Canadian families as well. PLEASE BE CAREFUL. subject: SCAM ALERT...THIS ONE IS SICK!!! post date: 2007-08-13 20:09:16 views: 5 comments: 2 ratings: 0 This was just brought to my attention. I know a lot of us on FuBar also have pages on MySpace, so Please read this. And maybe think about changing your MySpace page around or just watch out for this Scam. Oh, and another thing. Anyone that is or was in the Military knows how Families are really contacted. But people outside our little family DON'T, that make easy targets for Scammers BTW: People like this make me SO SICK!!!! -------------------------------------------------- I had some REALLY heartbreaking news today...that my friend was KIA.This was not just any friend...this was my puppy love boyfriend. The news came from a message that I received from his wife on my MySpace page from her My

Maple Syrup Diet
I'm a mother of three based in UK, Winchester. I love to write and blog. One of my first blog on health and fitness is about weight loss programs. After giving birth to my 3rd child, I had trouble losing those extra weight. Fortunately, I attempted the master cleanse recipe and lost those extra stubborn pounds in 14 days. The Master cleanse is also known as the maple syrup diet and has more than 50 years of weight loss success stories. master cleanser

Ma Poems N Ma Personal Reflectionz
i HOPE BY TELLiN U DiS i AiNT CROSSiN NO LiNE.... BUT i GOTTA TELL YA 2 ME UR NOT JUS 2 FUCKiN FiNE.... U GOT THiS AURA BOUT URSELF THAT'LL CHANGE N-E-RAiNY DAY 2 STRAiGHT SUNSHiNE.... GOT ME WiSHiN U WAS ALL MiNE.... WE'VE BEEN PARTNAZ 4 SOOO DAMN LONG.... PLEASE DUN THiNK iM LiKE ALL DEM OTHA BiTCHEZ WHO DUN DiD U WRONG.... THiNKiN BOUT U GOT ME FEELiN ALL GUSHY.... LiKE WHEN U LiSTENiN 2 A SAPPY LOVE SONG.... YA YA i KNO iTZ STARTiN 2 SOUND A LiL 2 MUSHY.... iM JUS TRYiN 2 GET OUT WHAT i GOTTA TELL YA WiTOUT SOUNDiN 2 PUSHY.... i WANNA LET THiS SECRET GO.... i JUS DUN WANNA LOOSE WHAT WE GOT GOiN THO... BUT THA BURDEN OF KEEPiN DiS FROM U i DUN WANNA XPERiANCE NO MO.... THiS SHiTS SO HARD i JUS WiSH U ALREADY KNEW.... GOTTA TELL YA NO MATTER WHAT U GONNA DO.... BUT HUN...AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF BEiN PARTNAZ iVE FiNALLY FALLEN iN LOVE WiT U.... iN THA VERY END.... WiLL U B READY 2 DEFEND.... 2 B BENT AS FAR AS U CAN BEND....

Ma Rapz N Ma Kutthroat Poemz
As i lay here in ma bed all these thoughts bout u racin through my head i cant belive this is tha end baby we've been outta love 4 so long yooh n i both kno ive never done yooh wrong but now our relationship is like a sad love song through thik n thin i was always there n babe yooh kno yooh werent always fair yooh fukked me up n i didnt even care but now...those thought of love we no longer share tha thought of lovin yooh is so very rare babe i wish yooh all tha best but now i need to rest good bye keon!!! Hahaha i must b evil i b speedin like knevil im like tha devil fire n brimstone i luv tha smell im already in hell sooo many stories 2 tell unknown 2 yall how many times ive fell lifes a bitch ur born dyin niggaz n bitches need 2 stop defyin mayne....bitches quit ur cryin kuz i kno ur tears r lyin erwhere i go i cause destruction makinit hard 4 niggaz 2 function nigga..when u see me wit ma bl

Marble
Yes, I am a womanizer. You should know this from the start so you don't get your feelings hurt later on. I make every woman I'm with feel special. I make them believe that they are the only ones I care about and have such deep feelings for when I'm really fucking mad bitches and telling them all the same thing. Sad thing is they believe it. But lucky for me most of thme don't care. I play the no one understands me cause I have spots and get in the panties ever time. I'm an insecure, lying, insensitive mother fucker and I don't deserve the air I breath let alone to have the hearts of so many women in the palm of my hand. So ladies if you are one that I've ignored, come up missing with or you couldn't reach me by phone that means I'm fucking someone else and can't be bothered with your tired ass. I know that when I call the next time to get some pussy cause I'm a pussy hound you are going to jump at the opportunity to hop on these 9 inches whether I treat you like shit or

March Madness
STARTED A LEAGUE OPEN TO ALL CHERRYTAPPERS. ITS ON FOXSPORTS. JOIN THE MADNESS!! CHERRYTAPPERS (ID # 40002324) PASSWORD:CHERRY LINK: http://cbkgame.foxsports.msn.com/signup/joingroup.aspx?Intent=JOIN

March Poems
Our inner being tells us if it’s true or not But do we listen? We cannot my a sound choice When our inner feelings Are battling the world of reality Sometimes we find refuge in our soul To hide from all the evil doers around us But……. Do we have some sort of gravitational pull? That seems to attract exactly what we don’t need in our life Is it that we have a sign somewhere on our person that states… “Wait until my defenses are down to hurt me” Cuz for some reason it just seems to go that way. We all have our types and it’s not easy to know if a person is full of it or not People nowadays have mastered the art of show and tell with their feelings and emotions The wolves in sheep’s clothing are more abundant each day I cannot fight the demons of the past I am not here for that I didn’t create them therefore it’s not my responsibility to vanquish them Your demons and skeletons are all yours. We both have them but we need to both put them aside if

March
January=Bad Ass -Fun to be with. -Loves to try new things. -Boy/girls LOVE you. -You are very hott. -Secretive. -Difficult to fathom and to be understood. -Quiet unless excited or tensed. -Takes pride in oneself. -Easily consoled. -Honest. -Concerned about people's feelings. -Tactful. -Friendly. -Approachable. -Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. -Moody and easily hurt. -Witty and sparkly. -Spazzy at times. -Vengeful. -Forgiving but never forgets. -Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. -Loves to be loved. -Easily hurt but takes long to recover. -Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days ★FEBRUARY = PORNSTAR -Abstract thoughts. -Outgoing. -Loves reality and abstract. -Intelligent and clever. -Changing personality. -Attractive. -Fun to be around. -Sexiest out of everyone. -A real speed demon. -Has more than one best friend. -Able to cheer anyone up and make them laugh. -Amazing smil

March
today sucks. it went awesome at first then everything went downhill. i smoked a little today but thats gone by now. I just wanna joose and to relax soemwhere. im tired and exhausted. march has been a rough month but whatever. i am now with a guy i wanna be with and away from the one i didnt wanna be with. the one i dont want is constantly trying to get back with me and the one i do wanna be with makes me smile everyday.

March Of Dimes... Walk For Babies
My daughters and I are walking this Saturday in the March For Babies in Everett WA, We are in need of sponsors (a.k.a. donations) For the price of a latte or mocha you can help by donating just $5.00 or whatever you can afford. Goto http://marchforbabies.org/DigiBrat & sponsor my daughters and me to help premature babies. Please Help & Thank you for your support. Imagine.....your baby's birth weight being less than a bag of sugar or a 2 pound free weight or a 32 oz soft drink Imagine…your granddaughter's tongue the same size as a tic-tac Imagine...not hearing your child cry until he was a month old Imagine…trying desperately to stay pregnant for as long as you can, even at risk to your own health Imagine…giving birth only to be told that your baby has a 40% chance of survival and if she does survive, she will be blind, mentally and physically handicapped and never walk Imagine…the smile on your face and the tears in your eyes when one year later, that same child RU

March For Babies
Ok here is what I am doing I am making sfw and nsfw salutes for donations for a spotlight for my birthday. The more you donate the better the salute is. 1 million gets you in family if you want to be there. Any donations are welcome. Bombs , Blings , and rating all sfw pics also count. Do your good deed for the year and donate, or walk. This is an amazing cause. This for babies. Your babies. All babies. If you are interested in donating here is my daughters sponsor link in memory of my grandson Nicholas Tyler Grant August 11, 2006. www.marchforbabies.com/chelsea89 To all that support thank you and if you would like to know more on our story let me know.

Marcus' Blogs
2007: PULSE ENTERTAINMENT ARTICLE (NEWSPAPER) CODY, WY SPOOK SHOW INTERNET RADIO SARASOTA, FL 2008: FJS INTERNET RADIO NEW YORK (TWICE) 2009: FALSE HOPE INTERNET RADIO CODY, WY (INTERVIEW AND GUEST CO-HOST)

March Of Dimes
My son is doing a fundraiser and we want your donation! Plz help for this great cause(March of Dimes),donations can be made via PayPal to the account tink4u1981@yahoo.com. Nothing is to small,thank you in advance.

March 2003 Heros
Died March 08, 2003 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 19, of Bennettsville, S.C.; assigned to B Battery, 2nd Battalion, 43rd Air Defense Artillery Regiment, Fort Bliss, Texas; died on March 8, 2003, as a result of injuries sustained from vehicle accident March 3 in Saudi Arabia. Died March 20, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 36, of Waterville, Maine; assigned to the Marine Aviation Weapons and Tactics Squadron 1, 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing, Marine Corps Air Station Yuma, Ariz.; killed in a CH-46E helicopter crash in Kuwait. Died March 20, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 25, of Houston; assigned to the Marine Medium Helicopter Squadron 268, 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing, Marine Corps Air Station Camp Pendleton, Calif.; killed in a CH-46E helicopter crash in Kuwait.

Marcsjacobsale
An individual simply stage in to a neighborhood go shopping and also go through the series and also series regarding shiny periodicals to find out that individuals certainly are a region which is enthusiastic about superstar. Temperature newspaper is probably the largest marketing periodicals in britain using a flow regarding above 50 percent any thousand, and also this is certainly one of more information on superstar chat periodicals which is made weekly. The subject with the best English superstar newspaper must possibly head to Alright! newspaper. This is a preferred of several superstars that will consider the particular newspaper to be able to expose virtually any revelations or perhaps scandal inside their lifestyles. Alright! addresses a lot more superstar marriage ceremonies, child birth and also destinations as compared to any periodicals. Many superstars use Alright! being a program to market one thing excellent inside their lifestyles and it's also well-known that they can

Mardi Gras Dauphin Island
well i went back to the Cardiologist today to get the results of my test , and it aint good . he told me i need to have open heart operation to repair or replace a bad valve and that the right side of my heart is enlarged so i am doing a lot of thinking and trying to get prepared for whats to come. well Leslie has a light case of Jondas and they are keeping her till morning untill they can retest her and see if they can send her home Friday Heather has been discharged and is doing good i am just waiting on my 2 Ladies to come home! They let heather stay in the room cause she is breast feeding. http://www.inventist.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=10

Mardi Gras
A history of Carnival by Becky Retz, The Times-Picayune Tuesday January 13, 2009, 8:40 AM The Times-PicayunePlan your parading »Check out the Mardi Gras FAQ »Share your Carnival capers » Mardi Gras, or Fat Tuesday, is the final day of Carnival, which begins on the Feast of the Epiphany, Jan. 6. Also known as Kings' Day or Twelfth Night, Jan. 6 celebrates the arrival of the three kings at Jesus' birthplace, thus ending the Christmas season. And in New Orleans, simultaneously starting Carnival. This festival of fun finds its roots in various pagan celebrations of spring, dating back 5,000 years. Pope makes it official But it was Pope Gregory XIII who made it a Christian holiday when, in 1582, he put it on his Gregorian calendar (the 12-month one we still use today). He placed Mardi Gras on the day before Ash Wednesday, the first day of Lent. That way, all the debauchery would be finished when it came time to fast and pray. Much of the first part of the Carnival se

Mardi Gras
Detroit Michigan's first Catholic settlers were French, but the Fat Tuesday celebrations of modern times in Detroit stem from more the recent influence of the Polish Paczki Day. Locals flock to the local bakeries of Hamtramck to enjoy the large round Paczki doughnuts filled with raspberry, prune or vanilla cream. The colder climate of Michigan does not lend itself to a Carnival type celebration but the local media outlets do make a spectacle of Paczki day every year. Galveston Island Galveston, Texas is home to a large Mardi Gras festival, the Island tradition begun in 1867, and which is held in the historic Strand District on Galveston Island on the Texas Gulf Coast. The first year that Mardi Gras was celebrated on a grand scale in Galveston was 1871 with the emergence of two rival Mardi Gras societies, or "Krewes" called the Knights of Momus (known only by the initials "K.O.M.") and the Knights of Myth, both of which devised night parades, masked balls, exquisite costumes and el

Mare's Thoughts
Dad We all have heroes One we wish we could be Mine is my dad He's a hero to me When He is scared He doesn't run and hide He stands up for what he believes Showing nothing but pride we share the same genes and suffer the same fate where he learned to love I learned to hate his courage is uncanny his fight is unreal I want to be like him I want to feel he has managed to turn bad into good I am trying to be like him I know that I could my hero is my dad he is the real McCoy I love him to death my hero named dad The love of your life is never what you think. they can be right under your eyes and you not see them. They can be a million miles awayand you not know. You can talk to them everydayand night and not realize that they are the right one. then one day out of the blue when you least expect it, you open your eyes and right there in front of you is a love so true. You find that the love of your life has been here all along