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Hopes Set 2 High?
Hope & Change?
Its not TEA and TAXES. I only hope anyone listening to the mainstream medias’ sad attempt at covering what were being called TEA PARTIES were awakened to the one sided and biased approach that the reporting showed. To the CNN reporter who came to report on a rally, only to show her true colors and biased approach by getting on top of her own soap box, Shame on you! Shame on those at Fox news, who tried to put a conservative republican spin on these protests, you too may soon be part of the mainstream media. The only thing the mainstream media can give an unbiased account of these days is who made it through the last round of American Idol. Oh! Sorry, my bad, they can’t do that either as witnessed by the alleged outing of Adam, as if, that had any bearing on the fact, the dude can sing his Buttocks Off. If anyone has given even the slightest attention to what has been going on in our country for the last twenty years they would know that these protests were not about TEA an
Hopelessly Hopeful
I am no one; unworthy of the Divine and the Damned. I am losing - ambition, desire, trust, hope...I am absent of light; darker than the depth of the deepest abyss...   (cant even finish this one) nothing! I would tell you to fathom that, but I can't cuz there is nothing! "yr blown out candle, pray it was the wind...cuz when its nuthing, its hard to say what it is."  - 7
Hopeless Romantic
I can sit here completely content and watch you sleep and breath Wondering what you may be dreaming about Smiles race across my face Running my nails down your back Feeling your soft skin glide under my finger tips I want to touch you all day long When you are getting ready to go somewhere I miss you before you even leave At night when I close my eyes I dream of you and feel so safe I have never felt beautiful I know I am beautiful now because you Love me And because of you I know what love is And how it is supposed to feel and be !      
I feel the emptiness rise with in me and I can see the grey clouds over my head turn black. Through the cracks of my despair hope comes through. I begin to think posative and smile more with thoughts of you danceing in my mind. My emptiness turns to happiness and my black clouds clear. I see the envisionment of an angel infront of me. Days even months go by and I fall for her more and more. We were happy and enjoying each others company until that night she crushed the hope I had and took my heart and threw it on the floor. She looked at me and said I care for you baby and I love you. I told her I do not believe you care about me but I know you love me. She just brushed it off like it never happened and walked off with blood on her shoes and my heart in ruins on the floor. I told her that she my be a broken angel but I am the shattered man. I am now just a former shadow of my former self because dont know if she truely cares for me or not. As I lie in my bed thinking the thoughts of ha
Hope Is A Wasted Emotion
You can watch the still of the sunset alone,Waiting, watching, hoping in shades of pink and orangeThat someone will break the scenery,Sit with you, and watch as the day submits to the night.Always a dreamer, cover it with logic you only half believeThey'll believe you, and they don't care.But I don't believe you and maybe that's whyI'm sitting here watching the first stars push through, alone.It's okay, listen you here; some people are bornTo live and feel in solitude,It will all be okay for me,As long as you don't tell me otherwise.
 I am back on Fubar after about a year! I wanted to take time to say hi to old friends and new ones. Last year I found out my son who all my friends know as Dylly Pickles was diag. with Megalablastoma "brain cancer". Life from that point on changed, I really had to step back and find out what was really inmportant to me. Pickles has finished radiation and is currently still getting Cemo treatments every week. MRIs still look clear and the baseball size tumor on his brain steam was removed. Please everyone keep my son and I in your thoughts and prayers! TY and stop by and say hi.....all my friends should get this if I remmber correctly. Take care fulords and we love u! "Mr A G H"
Hope U All Like It...
LOVE: We think about it, Sing about it, Dream about it && Loose sleep worrying about it. When we don't know we have it, we search for it. When we discover it, we don't know what to do with it. When we have it, we fear loosing it. It is the constant source of pleasure and pain. But we don't know which it will be from one moment to the next. It is a short word, easy to spell, difficult to define && IMPOSSIBLE to live without I may b a person nt of much importance to u...I may not be the person who can make u happy the way others make u...I may not have a place for myself in ur scroll.. But I knw dat m something better than nothing..Friend is my common name..Its ur wish to prefix me with close, best, gud,bad, fake, worst,true..Whatever it may b-I'm happy dat u call me a 'FRIEND'.A word that throws light in my life.   Many relations come into our life as just rain on ocean..But only some can take the best place like the drop,which fortunately becomes a pearl....!
Hope For Hep C In Blueberries
Blueberries Offer Hope for Hepatitis CAugust 13, 2009 Japanese researchers have found evidence that an extract from blueberry leaves hinders Hepatitis C viral replication. Blueberry supplement could help treat hepatitis CAugust 8, Charlotte Health and Happiness Examiner Kathleen Blanchard RN Results of a new and promising study show that a supplement made from blueberry leaves could help treat hepatitis C. Researchers from Japan found that beneficial chemicals in blueberry leaves can stop replication of the hepatitis C virus. So far, treatment of hepatitis C yields standard results that are fairly successful, but with no guarantees. The hepatitis virus can lead to cirrhosis of the liver and liver cancer. Hepatitis C, spread from dirty needles, at unsanitary tatto parlors, and from body fluids, affects 200 million individuals worldwide. Researchers at the University of Miyazaki and elsewhere in Japan found that a particular type of blueberry leaf shows much promise for treatment of
Hope. 18 Aug 09.
Hope. It’s the hope that friends are safe and well It’s the hope that loved ones don’t get hurt It’s the hope that sick friends recover quickly It’s the hope that those who can’t recover, don’t suffer in pain for too long It’s the hope that one day there will be the confidence and strength to start over It’s the hope that the happy ending is actually achievable It’s the hope that friends stay patient and loyal It’s the hope that in the crazy online world of half truths, we can find a true friend It’s the hope that somewhere, someone needs each of us It’s the hope that folk don’t ask too much of us It’s the hope that we can all be accepted for who we are, flaws included It’s the hope that, one day, there will be the courage to ask for that mee
Nature's first green is gold Her hardest hue to hold. Her early leave's a flower But only so an hour. So leave subsides to leave So Eden sank to grief So dawn goes down to day Nothing gold can stay Robert Frost Have you ever fed a lover with just your hands? Closed your eyes And trusted, just trusted Have you ever Thrown a fist full of glitter in the air? Have you ever looked fear in the face And said I just don’t care It’s only half past the point of no return
 a thousand daimonds upon the ground lie scattered in the snowey ground ..the moonlight showing them all around as the colder it gets your breathe you see some even still floating down from the trees wind does whipp them an blow to an fro the daimonds in the snow ..sparkaling shimering bright as stars from the heavens... the magic of a white christmas some times can happen.....///G.G
Hopefully Weight Loss.
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Hope I Not Getting Sick
Show If you love someone and you want to be with them. Then you need to show them. If you want to be with them then tell them. Show them that you care. Show taht you love them. Soif you want something to work stop hiding. Make it clear. Make it so they know. world crashes down the world comes crashing down it crashes hard. you feel alone but dont know why. you want love and happenness but these two are hard to come by. your heaart cant take much more. when the world crashes keep a look out. because it might be the one you love might be next. written by kimberly jean someone I thin if you love someone so much. You would do anything for that person. Just being there and to show support. Knowing that someone is there and will also be. True love comes with in.
Hope Rides Alone [please Read This!!!]
Hope Rides Alone By Eddie Jeffers I stare out into the darkness from my post, and I watch the city burn to the ground. I smell the familiar smells, I walk through the familiar rubble, and I look at the frightened faces that watch me pass down the streets of their neighborhoods. My nerves hardly rest; my hands are steady on a device that has been given to me from my government for the purpose of taking the lives of others. I sweat, and I am tired. My back aches from the loads I carry. Young American boys look to me to direct them in a manner that will someday allow them to see their families again...and yet, I too, am just a age not but a few years more than that of the ones I lead. I am stressed, I am scared, and I am paranoid...because death is everywhere. It waits for me, it calls to me from around street corners and windows, and it is always there. There are the demons that follow me, and tempt me into thoughts and actions that are not my own...but that are n
Hope In A Child's Eyes
Dedicated to my sons Logan And Steven   Whispers in the night calling for the fight, Freedom is what they say Blessed freedom will come our way, That is what they pray Too many wars and too many battles, No with true just cause. Harboring grudges, Like a kitten with viscous claws Innocents dieing on either side, Tell me where this is right What right do we have as mortal men to carry the weight of the world within? To create hate were we should love? To believe in no God of any kind above, To lose ourselves within this hate True sorrow is what should fill our plates, We are all humans with the same ended fate It matters not what we believe in, Nor how we look within our skin We all long for the same freedom A world without war, Now that would be something to see, Somewhat of a dream to me I do no clam to understand it all, But I know in time with war we will be our own down fall Brothers killing brothers all because of differences in faith
Hope For Peace
We elected these corrupt individuals through lust for power and greed and driving this planet ever closer to extinction. Don't vote democrat because you believe the republicans are to blame. Don't vote for the republicans because you believe the democrats are to blame. All share equal guilt for the state our country, our very world is in right now. Headed full speed ahead to disaster. We need to vote in people who love people, not unions, lobby groups or organizations that all have an evil agenda. Vote in the local grocery store owners, the neighbors, the friends you know that are good and pure and we will bring a change to this world and forever cast this evil out of our lives. Hope for peace but prepare for war because the human heart is corrupt. Only through strength and putting fear in the heart of the enemy, can peace be won Is the current administration worshippers of Satan?. Is Obama a satanist? This is a quote from one of his mentors, , Saul Alinsky   "Lest we forget an over-
mail or comment your answers of what you would want to dod with me please 1. Your Name:  2. 3. Favorite position  4. Do you think i'm hot?  5. Would you have sex with me?  6. lights on or off?  7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me?  9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?  10. Would you leave after or stay the night?  11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?  12. Condom or skin?  13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date?  16. Would you kiss me during sex?  17. Do you think I would be good in bed?  18. Three sum? 20. How many times would you like to cum?  21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play?  23. What is fore play to you?  24. Can we take pictures of the act?  25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?  Minnesota sucks so bad in the guy department, i need to find me a good southern boy that was brought up with good manners and
Iam looking for dear friend fore friendship plz join me!
Hopefully It's Soon
Let me tell you, what I'll do. I'll build a wall, just for YOU. YOU tore it down once, you can do it again. But you're not the same person, YOU were back then. Find him, the ONE I fell for. When HE returns, it'll shatter once more. For, only HE has the power, to break the wall down. Not this person now, wearing the frown. The sweet, kind, gentle soul. That's the man, who has control. The key to my heart, my body, my mind. He still owns it, at this moment in time. I will wait patiently, for him to come back. Hopefully it's soon, I'll surrender to his attack.
Hope Is Just A Word
It's amazing the way we can blind ourselves and not know thats what we're doing. To believe in someone when they say they love you and that they always will. To see hints that things are not what they seem and deny them because of the pain it will cause you...To believe it when the one who holds your heart says your the soulmate they always looked for because to face the truth that they never meant those words could break you. To HOPE your wrong...To HOPE they love you...To HOPE their words are what they truely feel...To HOPE.....  
Hopeless Romantics Are There Any Left Anymore?
Where did all the hopeless romantic go????
Hopeless Romantics??????????
Earlier this year Applebee's began expanding a lunchtime platform where customers can order and pre-pay for their meals at a counter. Runners then deliver the food to their table. For now, the Express Lunch option is only available at roughly two dozen locations in the company's home turf of Kansas City. Other chains are trying to buy their optical fiber cables way out. Ruby Tuesday acquired Lime Fresh, a small Chipotle-esque concept with a wider menu, last year.Casual dining giants are also reaching higher up the food chain, snapping up more upscale concepts that haven't suffered from the defection to fast casual. After all, someone hankering for a foodie hotspot or a fancy chophouse isn't going to trade down to a carnitas burrito at Chipotle. Darden is one of the operators going higher end, snapping up the fast-growing Yardhouse brewpub chain and expanding its own Seasons 52 concept.Your local casual dining operator doesn't have much of a choice. The trend isn't its friend these days
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Hoping For Hope
You show me Pieces of you That even you Never see You carry yourself In a certain way Your style and class Flow with ease Elegantly mortal Like a goddess That can tease Show me your beauty When there is No one else around Let me be The witness To what legends Are often bound It takes no effort Nothing special You must do Expose me to Everything Let me know This is true
Hoping For The Best
Hoping for the Best... Hoping for the best and trying to prepare for the worst is becoming harder to accomplish each and every time the hand clicks into another second of what lies before me. Seeing the past without even looking back has begun to haunt my every moment; which makes it really hard for me to see anything approaching my path. My ignorance is to blame, I know, however my efforts to turn the table on myself have reached a very near end. Letting this slip now will certainly allow a much longer slide in the direction I've been avoiding than I ever would have experienced in the first place. Turmoil fills my heart from all around me; but I don't care to find out how much I can take along with my own. Surely, the turmoil I sink everyday isn't overflowing my every whim to find shore soon! Treading this blood has become very much that I feel I should maybe let myself drown in the sea I created. It seems the only way I'll ever cease to make it deeper. Shallo
Hoping Wishing And Praying
I’m hoping wishing and praying I believe all the things you are saying Although I don’t know if it’s all true Really I am giving my heart to you I don’t know if this is a joke to you or just a game But all in all with me my love is the same I have no idea what you really think If you don’t love me My heart will sink I really do love you And I really care That is why I give you my heart For you to share I falling and falling fast In love with you And I hope it lasts When I talk to you Nothing else matters It is just you and I Is true love nearby? I hope that it is For my feelings for you I have something to say Honey, I love you! I know this seems quick And all of a sudden But I feel for you in ways I cannot explain The way you comfort me Helps to take away my pain You know what I go through Each and every day And the pain is so real But I talk to you And you change the way I feel When I talk to you I feel love and laughter I am hoping and dreami
I write this hoping that somehow. someway you read this. I do not think you lied, I think that you thought you were in love with me. I begged for another chance. I would have done whatever you wanted. I just think that when you love somebody you give them another chance. You said all I gave you were words. At the same time, all you gave me were words. You did not care enough to try. You act as if I did something that was so unforgivable. When all I did was love you. I am sorry you can't see that Cindy. Now the only place I hold you is in my dreams where we grow old together on the porch. I'll never feel the gentle touch Of your fingers on my face. I'll never hold you in my arms And give that caring embrace. I'll never touch your silky skin Or place a kiss upon your head. I'll never sleep another night, Without you in my bed. I'll never be able to say I'm sorry To the full extent it's due. I'll never be able to forgive myself For falling in love with you.
Hoping For A New Job...
I am in the process of looking for a new job.. yea probably not the greatest of moments seeing how the economy is but oh well. If anyone in my local area knows of any decent places that are hiring let me know. I am preferably looking for customer support/ help desk IT work. Let me know if you know of any decent places. Even if it doesn't fall under that exact job field but it's a half decent job let me know.Much thanks!
Just tryin to meet new people is alot harder than i remember. Wish there was a way for the transition to be easeier Well here we are 4th day into the new year, and nothing ever changes. Im still in the same rut, still in the same mood and cant seem to find it within myself to make the necesarry changes in my life. Ive been trying to figure out how to meet up with people for some time now and am just too damn bashful in person..any suggestions?
im a nice man i like to have riding atv camping hunting and long walk in the woods
Hop On The Small Bus - Fast Departure Running From The Law - St Louis, Mo - Sept 08 2007
118 Riders Please Repost Bullitens at least once, Not required but it helps get more people on for the PaRtY Come Jump on Jokers Wild's Small Bus where the only requirement is to have a sense of humor. Unlike Trains and planes this IS A 100% Free Ride. NO RATING REQUIRED NO FANNING REQUIRED NO ADDING REQUIRED NO NEED TO BUY ANYTHING FOR THE DRIVERS You Rate, Add, Comment who you want to and IF you want to THIS BUS RIDE IS ABSOLUTLEY 100% FREE When The Bus is full we will add a second one and another one until we have a small bus convoy ! LOL Note: I will be updating once a day riders on the small bus send a FUBAR E-Mail message and I will get you added on the next bus out Remember Just because you rate someone on this bus is no requirement that they rate you back, This is to see people that may have the same in common with you. There are plenty of Pay Trains if you want points. See the reason behind the Small Bus in my video blog Titled The Small
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Hop On The Pleasure Train..
The Pleasure Train All you have to do is Fan, Rate and Add The Rules Are Simple. You must add fan,rate and add the host..... Chocolate Bunny Fu- Wife to Bitchwhisperer & R/L GF**Club F.A.R.**Owned by PebblesinAZ@ fubar 1 Must fan, rate and add all riders... 2 Send me a private message telling me you are finished adding everyone and then I Will Add You 3 When Adding Others on The Pleasure Train please remember to put The Pleasure Train Or You Will NOT BE ADDED!!! 4 Level 1 must have a Picture Everyone have fun ridin the train.... sexy thang owner of 2thick@ fubar ~PebblesinAZ~FAN ME BABY! xoxo@ fubar BiG PoPpA OfFiCiAl OwNeR oF T hE hOt MoMmAs ClUb i DoNt ChAsE ThEmE IrEpLaCe ThEmE So GeT In WhErE Y@ fubar ?~MscFrk~?~Club FAR ~Club United~World Cruise~FuAngel~Free Spirit Leveler~@ fubar Lost soul Fu Owned by Sexci Girl & Lost Souls Baby ~ Greeter @ S&S~Redneck Family Circle Club Unite@ fubar *Pink0828 ~*~Snatch My Panties*~*~L
Hoppy Easter
Well it is time for the bunnies to deliver us all cream filled eggs, Peeps, chocolate bunnies and tons and tons of jelly beans. Okay do you eat he ears first or the feet first on those chocolate bunnies?( It is ok I won't tell) I get to finish the house tonight so i can have a family day today.Anybody wanna clean my bathroom? No cooking for me today it will be a strictly brunch thang at a restaurant with the folks and I get to dress up. Gotta love that. Ooh, Seven Spanish angels by Ray Charles is on right now. It is an awesome love song.
The Hop
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Hop Skippy Doo Dah !
thanks to all of you who have read my recent blogs and left messages and comments he is now out of hospital the lucky bastard has a broken foot, some cuts and scratches and several nice bruises we have no idea how he has gone from the point of death (well, it seemed that way at the time) to home again in 2 weeks whats more - we dont actually care ! he's home i am so relieved fuck that im so happy to have the little guy back with us all !!
Something from a blog I read. I can guarantee that the above phrase will ring a bell with pretty much every crew from Tolworth to Chase Farm. And probably many crews from Essex Ambulance Service, South East Coast, possibly even Yorkshire and Scottish Highlands. I wouldn’t even be surprised if some crews from Australia and Timbuktu are nodding knowingly. You see, this is the catchphrase of one of our most prolific regulars. Horace Halfpenny is a homeless, alcoholic gentleman with no affiliation to any particular area. He drifts around London, occasionally stopping off at payphones to call 999. Sometimes he asks a member of the public to call for him. But the problem is always the same. Horace’s bowels are hanging out. I’m led to believe that Horace’s bowels are indeed hanging out - but this is an ongoing problem and not an acute emergency. It has never quite been explained to me quite where they are hanging out from, what happened to cause this affliction or why the problem hasn’t be
Horehound Herb (help For Winter Colds)
The name horehound is derived from "Horus", the Egyptian god of sky and light. Ancient herbalists prescribed it for fevers and malaria and as an antidote for snakebites, rabid dog bites and ingested poison. Horehound was traditionally carried in sachets as a protection against sorcery. When mixed with ash leaves and placed in a bowl of water, horehound is supposed to release healing vibrations and should be placed in a room with a sick person. When drunk as a tea, the herb will promote mental acumen and clarity. A native of Europe, but now naturalized throughout North and South America, horehound is a hardy perennial of the mint family — with its telltale square stem — and, like most mints, can become invasive if not controlled. The herb can be started from seed or cuttings in the early spring. The seed should be sown just below the surface and cuttings should have about a one-foot spacing. Rings of small white flowers will appear from June to September in the second year of growth,
YOURS- Make choices that sustain your life, rather than engage you in that old 'two steps forward, three steps back' dance. Spur-of-the-moment indulgences leave a sour taste in your mouth -- and an emptiness in your wallet. ^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v MINE- The simplest solutions are usually the most obvious. So you've been avoiding the answer because there's no way it can be that easy. But what if it is? The stars say to accept this gift with open arms.
You may have a brush with fame -- or be mistaken for a celebrity yourself. Something about you is attracting the attention of the universe, in any case -- and it can only make things better! edit: and I suppose that "universe" will all show up with their hand out too huh?
Horlando Barbosa@ Fubar
Horlando Barbosa@ fubar
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER:Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST:Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine. DANGEROUS:Are you wearing that? SAFER:Wow, you sure look good in brown! SAFEST:WOW! Look at you! ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine DANGEROUS:What are you so worked up about? SAFER:Could we be overreacting? SAFEST:Here's my paycheck. ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine. DANGEROUS:Should you be eating that? SAFER:You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST:Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine. DANGEROUS:What did you DO all day? SAFER:I hope you didn't over-do it today. SAFES
Hormones Are Eating My Brain!
The Hormone Warning
The Hormone Warning: The hormone hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend or significant other. 13 things PMS stands for: 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweatpants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff 13. Potential Murder Suspect
Hormonally High
I haven't posted any notes for a long time, let alone logging onto this website. I was watching some YouTube videos and surprised yet thrilled to see how brave some people are to record themselves performing innocent personal, non-targetted sexy performances and dances. I wouldn't do that for too many reasons to mention. One video in particular was with 2 teen girls with mature physical bodies dancing in speghetti strapped shirts and tight jeans. They were rubbing each others' butts, dancing dirty alone or together, but made it look like a lot of fun. This is one of the cleaner videos compared to many others where a lot of girls just dance in thongs, panties or anything else sleek or sexy. What I like most about these two girls is they were clean but made it look like fun. I'm a VPL (Visible Panytline) lover as a guy (who isn't?) and both of these girls displayed theirs. A video that turns me on and I can "keep it up" for atleast 5 minutes and still feel an amazing adrenaline r
The Hormone Hostage
Horny And Looking?
I am single and looking and looking to move out of the state of Michigan.That way i can get my liscense back in a nother state too , cant get it back in Michigan, Long story. that is weird. I dont knoiw what happened to my level 8 i had 91& on it ,now it took me back to 0& , does anyone know what happened ? This sucks
I am feeling so horny right now, Looking at some sexy ladies photos and makng me all hot and wet ;)
i am so dam horney im fuckn rock hard an it sucks i want to eat some pussy so fuckn bad
please look at my only guy friend's profile and add him if youd like he just got home from iraq im trying to help him meet on here i am probably the most sex craved girl ever. i love that i am a les and the benifits that i get. want to thank everyone for being my friend i really enjoy your company
Hornyscopes ****i'm Aquarius****
AQUARIUS - Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship; it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on. They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs. Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying.They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this. AQUARIUS MALE IN BED He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and control him
Horney Man
this man in this pic is looking for gay guys anyone here want to date this man
to be eaten out or not? ladies would you rather have a man grab your hand and lead you to the bed lay you down and have them say i'm going to make sweet love to you or would you rather have a man pick youup throw you on the bed grab you by the hair and say i'm going to fuck the shit out of you? who will dale jr go with next year?
Horney But Just Outta A Serious Relationship And Not Ready For Comitment...
Do men on here only read every other word on profiles. They seem to miss the fact that I am a lesbian. Not bisexual, LESBIAN... I have no sexual interest in men. NONE... say it with me class.... LESBIAN. So lets get this straight... a LESBIAN doesnt want to have sex with men, or even cyber sex with men. So being a LESBIAN what makes you think your so special? You dont turn me on. Have you ever been really horny but you were sooooo tired you couldnt even move? I am like that every thursday night. I cant get enough sex but I cant stay awake to get some. Working two jobs just takes all my energy right out of me. Any suggestions?
i am a slightly overwieght horny college guy who is looking to get laid. Any advice on how to achieve this.
sitting here today at home all alone, and i would love to meet some hot men that love sex as much as i do. if you are out there send me a message.
Once upon a time a long, long time ago, a boy called A'neglakya and his sister A'neglakyatsi-tsa lived deep within the Earth. As often as they could they came up to the surface to go on long walks, exploring the land, watching and listening carefully to all and everything they encountered on their journeys. Upon their return they told their mother about everything they had seen. However, one day the twin-sons of the Sun-god grew suspicious of them and they wondered what they should do about the inquisitive pair. Soon after, A'neglakya and his sister were once again on one of their walkabouts, when they came upon the sons of the Sun-god. Casually the twins inquired about their well-being: "We are very happy" was the reply, and A'neglakya told the twins how he and his sister could make people fall asleep and have visionary dreams or let them 'see' the whereabouts of lost objects. Upon hearing this the twins decided that the two definitely knew too much and that they should put an end to
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I am a horny little boy, Does anyone want to tie me down
Hornyscopes *i'm A Virgo*
You scored as Face. You are attracted to: faces. You are a face person.Abs/Stomach100%Face100%Penis83%Butt75%Boobs25%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics) ver. 2.0created with AQUARIUS - Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship; it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on. They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs. Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying.They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY
Horny Man's Preoccupations
#1,Do you automaticly join any conversations on Sex ? #2,Do you turn every conversation into one about Sex ? #3,Does just talking about Sex make you warm all over? #4,Do you start each meal with a dozen oysters ? #5,Do you wear Sunglasses just so you can check out women? #6,Do you resent Male Flight Attendants or food Servers? #7,Do you get all your news from female newscasters? I myself,( yes ) for 6 out 7 .
Horny Man's Dateing Life
#1,Do you Clean your place only if you think you might Score? #2,In general do you live in a pig stine ? #3,Have you given up trying to score a "10" ? #4,Do you Flirt with the Cutest women in the room nomatter how ugly she is( they all look good after a few drinks)? #5,Do you beg friends, Strangers to set you up on Blind dates ? #6,Is an Ideal Date,Roses,Dinners an my places or yours ? I preffer my place for all my animal lusts to be displayed. 4 of 6 .
Horny Man's Turn -on's
#1,Do you find yourself Fantasizeing about waitresses ? #2,Do you get Excited when a Hot waitress ask's you, what you'd like ? #3,Can a women eating a Banana put you into a sex fiening Frenzy ? #4,Is it hard to find a non erogenous zone on your body? #5,Do the melons at the Grocery store drive you wild? #6,Do the women in newspaper wedding annoucement photos make you hot? #7,Does Sex get you in the Mood for more sex ? #8,Can a Sexy women,speeding by give you whiplash? #9,can a sey women walking by give you Eyestrain ?
Horny Man's Perversions
#1,Do you attend Funerals to comfort grieveing widows? #2,Did you ever dine alone on edible panties? #3,Do you put the shades up before undressing? #4,do you stuff socks in your pants,craveing a shallow bitch? #5,Do you use Hot-Tub jets for Immoral purposes? #6,Do you on occassion use cucumbers or other veggies in the bedrm,for an extra special salad at a later time? #7,With a babe blind-folderd an tied spread out,do you on occassion,use a Kielbasa,dureing roleplay? #8,do you mentally strip most women ? #9,Doi you on occassion guess what type of panties if any a women is wearing?
Horny Man's Reading List
#1,Do you subscribe to Sports Illustrated for the Swimsuit issue? #2,If you wrote a book on sex,would it have to be a handbook? #3,Will you read any book with the word "throbbing" in the Title ? #4,Do you think the Joy of Sex,+ More Joy of Sex are incomplete? #5,Can you recite passages from The Happy Hooker from memery? #6,Do you use the Gooey Decimal System to organize your Adult Library #7,Do you read the Fantasy letters in men's magazines before checking out the pictures?. #8,Do you feel that you could write a great Sex manual on the Art of Performing Cunninglis? #9,Do you feel that your better at performing Cunninglis than a women? #10,Do you believe your the greatest Orgasim Creator Born? #11,Do you feel you hold the Record for the most times a man has eaten it on the rag? #12,Are you constantly trying to sleep with a lesbian,to find out for sure that your the best Cunninglis Master in the world?
SAGITTARIUS November 23 - December 22 Ruling Planet: JUPITER, God of money, luck and good times between the sheets. Sagos are playful, laid back and oh-so fun to party with. They are wild, and may be the BADDEST party people you ever meet! One thing to be wary of is that Sagos like to talk BULLSHIT! Don't believe everything they tell you because they are kings at 'talking it up'.Sagos probably make better friends than lovers, but if you happen to score a one-nighter with them, be prepared to do stuff you've NEVER done before! Sagos are spontaneous and adventurous and most have probably been caught doing it somewhere public. When they find the right lover, they will give it 100% as long as the commitment is returned. FAVE POSITION: They are up for anything. Quality AND Quantity. BEST SEX TOY: Handwrite a sexual fantasy of yours and leave it on their pillow. You'll be surprised at what happens next! SAGITTARIAN MALE IN BED Even if he’s fat, balding and middle aged, he can
Is there anyone who is always horny like i am???
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Horney Stuff YOU get off in one sitting? i don't mean back to back, i mean before you go and get into something else (ie: eating, errands, chatting, etc). for me it all depends. mostly how much time i have when i'm feeling really 'frisky', but sometimes i have time i just don't FEEL it ya know? for a while there i was going twice in a sitting, so far today it's only once, guess i'm not FEELING it. my max when i've had sex was 4 times, but that was only once, my dick felt like it was gunna fall off! it's usually once, but there is a good amount of time when i fuck her twice. i know girls u multi-orgasim, so i'm curious what's your 'typicial' number of O's? (haha i'm on a roll today) ok what's ur favorite oral positions? for a BJ, i LOVE a girl on her knees. either with me standing or sittind in a chair. my next fav is her on top of me in a 69 blowing my mind. when i'm eating a girl out, i like being next to her in a T formation. this is also nice cuz then she can jerk me off
cum on boys show me the goods,i wanna see it all,ya im a nymph and a really horny one at that.i love a nice hard picture or even better a video of a guy if ya think ya can get me goin show me.... i am so horny and want to talk dirty with someone.a girl or a guy will do.i just need a little sexy help hehehehe hey all guys and girls im so fucking horny cum talk to me
today i felt horny and i recon tomorow will be the same
Horny Christopher
Considering how fat and ugly I am. I feel ugly as of late. Since I seem to repulse women all my life it's easy for me to feel this. Women say I'm cute and handsome, however they don't want to do anything with me. So it's not a surprise that I don't have much experience with sex or know much about bring a woman to the big O. So, that's my venting. I doubt anyone will read this anyway.
I am so Horny right now I could scream... A good bang last night a Fisting attempt *With no Success, Too Tight* It seems lately the better the sex the more I want MORE & MORE I just I cant control my cravings I WANT it SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Badly!!! Every hour of every day it's all I think about "Fuckin", I Want to feel it here, I want it there, I want it everywhere, I NEVER can get enough.... Oh my & Pussy OMG I crave the taste I crave ramming my fingers inside a tight wet cunt... God do I crave it , It has been far too long since I've tasted Cunt...I miss it greatly ***Wink , Wink ..Ladies*** HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If I'm not hideous like some say I'm not then why isn't any of my "friends" and "fans" rating my nude NSFW pics? This requires an answer, please reply and answer. No one wishes to answer this basic question, if there is nothing wrong with me, then why don't the women on the internet want to meet with me? I've been asking women in my general area and nobody has agreed yet. So, if it's not me, then why? Then why won't anybody speak to me? Why don't women want to meet with me at a nice public place? That's why I feel ugly, that's why I'm depressed and sometimes wish I was never born and want to jump off something very high off the fucking ground and hit something very solid, like cement. Well, that's one of the reasons anyway. There's another which I don't wish to get into right now.
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I was awakened by the sound of the alarm going off across the room. I jumped up and quickly turned off the annoying sound and sat on the edge of the bed, wiping my face with my hands trying to come more awake. I was still half asleep, and still warm from the erotic dream that I'd been having. They were more frequent lately, and I knew that I was tired of being frustrated with dreams, when I couldn't seem to get what I wanted. Well, maybe I'd better explain a few things... I'm a married 38 year old woman, with two teenage sons. We're mostly happy and we are about to have our 20th anniversary. My hubby worked alot and obviously getting older, he could no longer satisfy me as he had in years past. That was hard enough to handle, but at work there was a man, a friend of mine that I was really attracted to. He was cute, but that wasn't what attracted me to him... in fact I wasn't sure what it was that did. Maybe it was his smile, or how nice a guy he really was... and the fact that he pu
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Hornyscopes!! AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on.They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs.Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this. AQUARIUS MALE IN BED He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and control hims
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17 months since I got laid lol... I've got a bj I've got a handjob I really need sex! I'm dieing to find a fun sexy bang buddy! If anyone in my gorgeous buddy list would like to invite me over for a teenage make out session please do I'm dieing for some fun... leave a comment or email me
OK if this doesn't really paint a picture, not much will! I would have to say this is pretty close! AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on.They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs.Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this. AQUARIUS MAL
Hornyscopes!! AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on.They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs.Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this. AQUARIUS MALE IN BED He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and control hims
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AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns.Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on.They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs.Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this. AQUARIUS MALE IN BED He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and control himself for as long as it
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Mike was my drinking buddy.....someone I could have always bum a cigarette from.....make fun of people with.....get stuff off my chest with.....get piggy-back rides politics with.....cuss out for no reason.....hug...kiss....swing at.....throw stuff at......hit.......give beer to...get beer about anything and everything with, happy or sad, smiling or crying.......Mike was a special person to me, all the many, many years....a decade almost! I loved him! And I will miss him for the rest of my life. Mike "horny the clown" Hunt - you were one of the best guys a girl could have ever known.
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Horny Thoughts
I am an astronaut. I can travel faster than the speed of sound. And whilst I'm not the first woman to go into space, I'm sure I'm the first one to do it buck-naked. The orgasms I have with my new lover transport me faster than any space shuttle, and when I come, I go far beyond Mach One. Gravity doesn't mean shit to me when I let go. I soar through space on my adventures. I always see the stars. My new lover Frank is a very talented Dutchman, and he's an engineer too -- what he can do with his amazing hands is probably illegal in some part of the world. His long fingers frantically plunge inside my pussy, stoking the power to my engines. Every time he hits my G-spot, stabbing me with pleasure that makes me want to explode, I channel the power instead, so I don't self-combust. Frank looks me right in the eye whenever we make love. He holds me with his gaze, and imprints himself on my circuitry, with every thrust inside my growing heat. He is the spark that ignites me, and I blaze
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Horny Hikers (erotica By Sondra)
Horny Hikers by Babs aka Sondra Dina was napping in the tent while Ron was out for a walk along one of the nature trails along the edge of the mountain they were camping on. They had had a rough night as the temperature had taken a sudden drop and they couldn’t get warm. The sun had warmed the area quite nicely, not too hot nor too cool, so a hike was in order. They had gotten up early and built a fire to warm up by. It was now mid afternoon and Ron was enjoying a little free time while Dina rested. As she lay sleeping in the tent, fully naked, Ron had met up with some other hikers along the trail and struck up a conversation, making friends quickly with them before heading back to his and Dina’s campsite. He hoped Dina was still sleeping and having sweet, sexy dreams. Dina was doing just that when Ron arrived back at camp. He unzipped the tent flap slowly, wishing to not wake Dina, and crawled inside next to her. He had stripped off his clothes before entering the tent an
A Horny Idea
I am sitting here just got home from work, wrestling this big black dick, looking at your hot photos and thinking of totally dominating and invading you’re every hole. I love white meat, I love a sexy, HOT, nasty slutty white women, anal slut that love to feel a host of black cum deep in her every hole. Personally, I can't wait to pop my very first nut, deep in your asshole. I really should be happy with fucking your pussy and throat, but I want your ass first, I order you to get on your knees spread your ass cheeks and beg me to turn you in an anal slut. I want to literally pack you deep in your asshole till your ass juices is covering my cock and dripping on my balls. After I have filled your asshole with cum, you thank me and beg me for more black and cum to fill your slutty asshole. I in fact have that planned for you my new anal cum slut! I walk in front of you and tell you to look up at me know open your mouth. I grab you by the hair and stuff my soft cock into to you
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What are you thinking about? ~Right at this moment? I’m thinking about how much I’d love to hook my fingers into your panties, ease them aside and then circle the tip of my tongue around the very edges of your anus … trace that delicately crinkled rosebud very, very slowly while I’m working the pad of my thumb back and forth across your clitoris … or perhaps while I’m easing two of my fingers inside your wetness so as to fuck you. Have you any idea how horny that makes me? ~Tell me. The thought of all those sensations … I’m wondering if it’s possible for me to become any Harder… ~I’d certainly enjoy being afforded the opportunity to make you wetter. Really.... ~You know I would. ~Think of my cock when I’m aroused. Have you any idea how badly I want to give it to you? When I look at your photographs, I visualise myself slipping my cockhead between your lips, into the portal of your cunt, easing it very deliberately inside you, slowly, so slowly, every fraction of
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the lounge was empty and the muisc was above avg. but there was not one  staff member to be found  and when ask  got no response in my oppion this club needs to hire more staff or close down when they can not staff the room when was contacted  by the enforcer was bought a drink and then told that the owener was there and was invited back  this is a place that I will have to give a second chance to  but from the  first look This reviewer gives the SEX KITTEN  a 6 out of 10 Just got shut down by the EX  told me she wanted to do friends with benafits and then when the time came she said   ohhhhh   my boyfriend  won't understand    I said this is BULLSHIT  was I wrong????   I wish I was a better looking man cuz then I could have  sex with the lights on  the women  keep telling me to TURN OFF THE FRICKN LIGHTS and its starting to hurt my  feelings but maybe its just me   does anyone else have this problem????    
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Horney 4 Only 1 Man
Im horney 4 only 1 man. He got me off 15 times last night and never even touched me. LOL. Damn he is good.I had the best time ever last night. WE talked all night and it was amasing. I have never gotten off that many times in a row with out being touched. A year is jus to damn long to go without. Guess who it is  
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Horny Days
Don't you always hate those days that your just extremely horny and there isnt anything you can do about? It seems even if you fuck or masterbate, that 5 min later you want more and it seems to go on all day long and you think to yourself wtf is wrong with me lol. I may be the only who gets this horny on somedays lol idk.
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Horny All The Time ?? What To Do
irs sunday and its been 4 days don't know if all guys are like this but dam this is a pain in the ass i thought whe i hit 40 that i'd not wake up with morring wood but 42 and its still there sex fixes it but not the same old stuff that gets old you know ? i know i'm just a horny old man right . ok   IF GIRLS LIKE SEX AND GUYS LIKE SEX WHAT KEEPS US FROM SCREWING IF NO ONE ELSE KNOWS?
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Horny Single Moms
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My friends! Please watch out for this horny old pervert stalking women and calling them names. I have blocked him and reported him to fubar for his insane behavior! Next time he'll think twice before he crosses the wrong female. rocknray@ fubar
Horny Days
Home from work I'd come, there you'd be, waiting lustfully for me, just in my T -shirt you'd be, in the hallway attacking me. Fast my pants would be undone, as we'd be kissing passionately, your hand searching for my hard on, stroking me, slowly going down on me. Leaning against the wall, you'd be sucking me deeply, with your mouth taking me all in driving me crazy completely. All the way until I'd explode, deep in your mouth, shooting my cum,  loud moans of pleasure telling you, that I always enjoy you deep throating me
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If y ou are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating! The "meanings" are at the bottom. 1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow ? 2. Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, black or white ? 5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 6. Your favorite number? 7. Do you like California or Florida more? 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? 9. Write down a wish (realistically). When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) Answers 1. If you choose: Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - You are conservative and aggressive. Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 2. If your initial is: A-K You
SEX! Easy, Teasy At first provocative glance, you are sex on wheels (well, you've got the Brightsiders fooled), Hmmm, You flatter and flirt, fondle and kiss, and make boudoir eyes at your prey; but you don't do unbridled lust because that would make you sweaty and out of control. When you look deeply into your lover's (or lovers') eyes, it's because in those dark pupils, made huge by desire, all you can see are the reflections of two perfect little yous. So let's be frank, you are in it for the money, or the sports car, or the Rolex; you do sex because it's better than working, not because you can't help yourself. And no one could say you don't do a professional job; you know everthing there is to know about seduction, deferred gratification, and teasing, and you've got a very naughty toy box; but by the time you have adjusted the mirrors, lit enough candles to constitute a fire hazard, slipped in and out of something more comfortable several times, and reconfigured the satin
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You have to take care of all those conversations you've been meaning to have in order to sort through the information you need to gather. A short trip or dealing with someone who has experienced what you are going through will help. I'm going on a short trip to see someone who has or has had to gather unasked information like myself? I LOVE road trips (there's the blonde in me)! LMAO
Horoscopes can be that rare type of leader who really listens and cares about the people around you. :) well at least the listening and caring is right! SCORPIOS.... Ask and you WILL receive. Your needs WILL be met. If you really want to know something, ask. Be gracious!
Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 23)-- Let the games begin! Libra will try anything once. Twice to make sure they liked it. Three times to be absolutely sure. Do not touch a Libra's head during oral sex...that may work with an Aries, but not here. Libras LOVE giving oral - They LOVE getting it , too. But don't feel like they get enough...too bad, because they sure as hell are getting enough of everything else. They will buy toys to make YOU use it on THEM. Libras are mental creatures that believe in living and fulfilling fantasies that they haven't done in real life...which is rare because they have done almost EVERYTHING. They have no problem sploshing. To them, sitting in a pie COULD be fun. Porn? Bring it on! Sex, video AND food? ALRIGHT! They are heavily exhibitionistic by accident. They are accident prone, they lose bras, underware, condoms....they also accidentally end up in bed with people. Amazing how THAT works! They like to cross dress. Both sexes do this quite well, actually. Male
ARIES You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding TAURUS Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss. GEMINI Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill them self to win a bet. CANCER You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered. LEO The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living
Libra Sept 23 - Oct 22 Do the work and put past misunderstandings behind you. You have so much to explore. There's a real future in this if you're willing to get past the pettiness and embark on the grand adventure that awaits you.
LEO July 24 - August 23 Ruling Planet: THE SUN which isn't a planet at all, but a star, and just like Leo's opinion of them, it's the centre of our solar system! Leos can be very 'into themselves’ when they bonk. It's not that they don't make their partner feel special, it's just that they often forget about them as they secretly high-five themselves for scoring again! Leo does actually want more from a partner than just sex though. Leo wants love and friendship too. They can be very romantic, but when they get into bed, it's not an experience they're about to have, it's a show! They like to perform... and they take requests! "Doing it" is the ultimate stress buster for Leo and they] are pretty damn good at it, but they need constant praise for their outstanding performance. FAVE POSITION Receiving ‘oral affections’, since Leo is all about getting serviced! BEST SEX TOY A camera or a game of Strip Poker will get the cat purring… or perhaps you can use them both together!
>>>VIRGOsomeone loves them right now. >Great at keeping secrets. >Freak in bed. >Always wants the last word. >Caring. >Smart. >Addictive. >Attractive. >Loud. >Loyal. >Easy to talk to. >Hard to forget >Love at first sight wit u babe >Everything u ever wanted >Easy to please >The one and only >ultimate sexiness >>>SCORPIOEXTREMELY sexy. >Intelligent. >Energetic. >Predict future. >Most erotic. >(Freak in bed.) >(GREAT kisser.) >Always get what they want. >Sexy. >Attractive. >Easy going. >Loves being in long relationships. >Talkative. >The sexiest ever.... >Romantic. >Caring. >>>LIBRAVery romantic. >Nice to everyone They meet. >Their Love is one of a kind. >Silly, fun and sweet. >Have own unique sexiness. >Most caring person you will ever meet! >Amazing n Bed..!!! >Did I say Amazing in Bed? >not the kind of person you wanna skrew with... u might end up crying... >the most irresistible >>>ARIESlovable >Spontanious. >Not one to FUCK with. >Erotic. >Funny. >Take you on trips to th
Daily Extended This day is loaded with intensity for you, and if you're not careful, it could be somewhat confusing. Every time you make eye contact with someone, you'll sense a deeply meaningful subtext. Does this glance mean something important? It's crucial that you keep your imagination from running too wild today, because you're likely to see hidden messages where none exist. Enjoy the strength of your connections today, but try to take them at face value. Single's Love Your confidence is awfully alluring and it enables you to engage all sorts of people in all sorts of conversations. Smile, say 'hi' and ask a funny, unusual question -- plenty of time for 'what do you do?' later. Couple's Love Your intensity is going to be a thrill for your sweetie -- but potentially exhausting for both of you. Don't let that stop you, though, because you need to express yourself honestly.
: TAURUS The Tramp Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.=] Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as .... Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. stubborn. Sexual as .... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Are the most sexiest people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost. :VIRGO:. The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. : SCORPIO:. The sex addict Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Att
Alright this is dynamic, so it will change everyday. RAWWWWRRRRR!
A turning point is on the horizon, forcing you to reassess your conduct in relationships. It should be a healthy transition, especially if you work at fostering a sense of understanding between you and your loved ones.
PISCES: The Piece of ass Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high ### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants.. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost...........You scored as Mysterious, You wish to hide who you are from all those around you. You find it very hard to trust people. You also may enjoy the fun that comes from playing mind games with others around you.My advice Get out there and reveal the true you if only to one person!Mysterious50% Eyes full of Pain50% Diamond Eyes42% Passion33% What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t ho
THIS WAS MY POSTED HOROSCOPE ON CHERRY TAP FOR APRIL 23, 2007. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT TYPE OF PERSON I AM. NO MATTER HOW HARD THE TASK, OR THE PROBLEM IN FRONT OF ME, I PUSH PAST WITH MY INNER STRENGTH. HOROSCOPE: Strength and confidence are two of your greatest assets, especially when it comes to tackling challenges that fall in your path. You're more than prepared for the task -- let your humor and patience do the rest.
You're unstoppable at your chosen task. This is the gift of your dynamic personality and charm. Once you take center stage, work matters will sort themselves out and suitors will toss themselves at your feet. If ayone find themselves tossing themselves at me you may be tossed on your arse unless you are female YOUR CARD IS RIPE BERRIES MOON-LIFE LESSONS VICTORY AND COURAGE when you find this balance/you will have the strength and courage /spirit knows you /comes from accepting....WELL WHAT IT IS SAYING IS THAT YOU SEEK AN EQUILIBRIUM AND THAT MANY LESSONS HAVE COME TO BRING YOU STRENGTH AND THAT IN YOU LIES MUCH COURAGE.... AND KNOW THAT TO BE ENCOURAGED IS TO HAVE SPIRIT ABOUT YOU ENCOMPASSING EMPOWERING YOU TO BE THE BEST YOU CAN BE AND BRING UNTO YOU THE WHOLE CAPABILITIES THAT YOU SO DESERVE TO HAVE COURAGEOUSLY AND STRANGELY ENOUGH WHATEVER SHADOWS WE HAVE HIDDEN SPIRIT IS AWARE AND BY ACCEPTING THOSE SHADOWY ASPECTS UNCONDITIONALLY WE CAN PROGRESS MOR
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Horoscope For Today...
You've gone as far as you can on this one. Now it's time to find a teacher or guide who can take you the rest of the way. You might want to join forces with someone you might have thought was an unorthodox choice before. Someone please show me the way...I am so lost and alone... Feelings are just that -- feelings. They're a type of information and should neither be condemned nor elevated. Learn to sit with what comes up and you'll find a whole new arena of possibilities. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I know what feelings I have cannot wait to confirm these feelings i have You don't know where life is going to lead you, and that's where the fun lies. Don't worry about 'what it all means' and go with it for now. More will be revealed later, when you know what to do with the knowledge. sure is changing fast...lost someone who meant the world today but maybe for a good reason...
Daily Horoscope: Leo For May 23,2007 Unnecessary distraction or totally necessary diversion? It's your call. Sometimes you need to give yourself a break in order to get back on the horse. Other times you need to keep plugging on. Which is it this time? Daily Horoscope: Leo For May 22,2007 'Let the good times roll' is your motto -- and when other people see how well you're doing with it, they'll want to join in on the fun. How convenient! 'The more, the merrier' happens to be your back-up motto right now. Daily Horoscope: Leo For May 21,2007 Let people see the warmer side of your personality. Heck, let them see the downright gleeful, childlike side while you're at it. Not only will they like what they see, but you might be pleasantly surprised too.
Horoscpe May 9, 2007
Surface appearances might be pretty trivial in the long term. When you take a step back and look at the grand scheme, you realize how much more there is to the situation than you initially realized. Dig deeper.
Daily Horoscope: Libra For May 11,2007 If it's so easy, how come you're having such a hard time making it happen? Hey, be a little kinder to yourself. It could be there's a steeper learning curve than you expected. Just give yourself a little breathing room. Daily Horoscope: Libra For May 10,2007 Look into your heart for answers. There's more evidence in there than you realized. While the tangible facts are easy to weigh, it's the more ephemeral matters that really count in a situation like this. Inquire within.
Horoscope May 11, 2007
Waiting, wishing and hoping are all fun as hobbies, but they can get pretty frustrating if no action is taken. It's time to get grounded and figure out a game plan so you can get there instead of fantasizing about it. Being a masochist stinks, especially when it's happening over a situation you've encountered before. However, the stars say your luck is about to change if you're willing to own up to your part in what's happened.
Horoscope May 12, 2007
Start rethinking your attitude toward a situation that you thought was on its way out; it might be renewed. The stars say your creative juices are flowing and you'll know how to solve the problems that stymied you before. This is just getting freaky they've all been on the ball the last couple of days.
Horoscope May 13, 2007
Figuring out what makes you happy is tough, but figuring out what makes someone else happy is next to impossible -- and will drive you nuts. So put down this task and do something that is easier and more enjoyable. -This is easier said than done! Some changes are coming your way when it comes to this funny thing called love -- especially regarding those rules you thought were etched in stone. This is a great thing: You can kick old habits that were holding you back. OMG! OMG! OMG! This is begining to freek me out just a little bit!
Someone thinks you're cute and sends out an unmistakable signal. What do you do? Well, if you're interested, you send something right back -- then sit and wait. A little mystery can only add fuel to the fire. Ok on here that could be easily taken so many different ways. If I'm interested in someone that person definitely knows it...just like I know it if someone is interested in me. Now as for the mystery...LOL, do I really need any more fuel added to the fires in my life? A friend of mine on myspace posted this bulletin and I found it rather amusing. This is what it said about Libras...which I am. LIBRA: The sex addict Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna fuck with... u might end up crying... the most irresistible.Rare 2 find. Funny. Talkitive. Erotic. Smart. loves
It's easy to start judging yourself by the world's standards, but it's ultimately unsatisfying -- like eating a whole bunch of cookies and then wondering why your body feels so lousy. Set your own rules and play by them.
Why are you spending time with people who, frankly, don't do it for you? Too much niceness can be as much of a drawback as too little. It's time to identify what it is you want instead of giving others what they want.
Horoscope May 26, 2007
You and a loved one may be smack in the middle of a rough patch, but that's to be expected. Both of you are becoming more vocal about what you need. Believe it or not, you'll get through this and things will improve. You think?
Horoscopes I Like..... :)
Have you ever noticed how many people state their opinion only to backtrack or apologize? It really undermines what they have to say. You may or may not have this issue, but it's a good time to pay attention. When you can forgive, you can move on. When you're able to move on, you can change. And when you're ready to change, you're ready to welcome the new and improved into your life. So what are you waiting for? Knowing when to compromise and when to stand your ground is key to maintaining a healthy relationship. Heck, it serves you pretty well on the job and in your social life too. Why not start practicing this skill now?
"Change is definitely in the air, even if you can't quite see when or how it's all going to come about. You can help this transition go much more smoothly. How? By being willing to let go of what's not working." ooohh where to start = D "It's easy to get caught up in ideals, but you need to come back and plant your feet on the earth. Once you do, you'll see that reality is the only safe place for you to be. Once you know the truth, you can work with it." Sorry but when i read that this was what i felt the urge to do.. Put my hands firmly over my ears.. Close my eyes as tightly as possible.. AND YELL! "I don't ever wanna grow up".. Then wait for the mean horoscope to go away! "You don't 'do' surprises. You plan surprises -- for other people -- but in your own life, everything's planned and accounted for. Aw, come on! What fun is that? Let yourself be surprised and you'll like what you see." So ok own up, who is planning surprises??
Horoscopes Cancer
You have a hunch that this is going to work out fine -- just fine. You don't know how you know, but that's not important. Some kinds of knowledge (and their transmission) shouldn't and can't be explained. God i can only hope... Like a magpie, you find yourself getting distracted by anything shiny, pretty or in motion. Your friends have to laugh -- this is so unlike your usual self. What gives? Well, who cares? You're having a great time. This is funny as hell. Those that know me well know im distracted by anything... Whoa -- did you really say that? You did, and what's more, you meant it. After your initial shock at your own boldness fades, you find that you're pleased with yourself. Now that you've found your voice, use it regularly. heres another that makes me laugh.I have had my voice forever..hahah
Well this fits yet so confusing......... The situation is so confusing that you're half convinced walking away is the solution. But maybe you need to ask yourself a different question. Maybe it's not should you stay or should you go, but what should you do next?
Virgo men leans to perfectionism and needs to know they play a major role in their lover’s life. Their dream is to have just one relationship for the entire lifetime, however they must be sure about the person they want to engage with before taking any decision. Right after that, they give their heart and soul. To Seduce a Virgo Man The type of woman who attracts the Virgo man in search of company always appears well groomed and conservatively dressed -- and, above all, has an air of propriety. They are very particular, and desire nothing short of perfection in their potential mates, which can leave them out in the cold more often than not. Good manners and good taste are essential for the consort of a Virgo man, as is a sense of personal responsibility. He can be slowly seduced by a woman who can makes herself useful to him in little ways that can make him feel as though he cannot get along without her assistance. A Virgo man's paradox is that while he is seeking the perfect per
Horoscope June 6, 2007
You said you were ready to take the next step, and at the time you meant it. Now that you think about it, though, you're having second thoughts. Talk it over instead of being pressured to go either way. Can't talk it over if the other side has either one word answers or won't talk it over at all?
Daily Horoscope: Leo For June 7,2007 Feelings are just that -- feelings. They're a type of information and should neither be condemned nor elevated. Learn to sit with what comes up and you'll find a whole new arena of
I keep having these great horoscopes but doesn't anyone ever follow them? Mine have been so good I hate not to. Todays:You know what you need. Well, you know what you want, and that's a good start. Now it's time to figure out how to get this certain element into your life. Use as little effort as possible and you'll be off to a good start. (This is very possibly true) Fridays: You have just the thing to chase those naughty blues away, but you're hesitant to actually do it. It's just too weird or outlandish. Who cares? Nobody's watching. It won't hurt anyone and it'll perk you up, so go for it. (now I did follow this one, glad I did!)
Just how many sides do you have to your personality, hmmm? You keep everyone around you on their toes! Fortunately all these different aspects to your persona are grounded in a loving and capable heart.
You're determined to get the answers you need right now. Hey, slow down there! The other parties involved may need more time to come to a conclusion. Tread lightly (at least for now) and give them some space. does not always pay to back off for i'm getting what i been wanting
Horoscope June 18, 2007
A hidden need for something different and exciting might make you crabbier than you actually are. You need glamour, romance, excitement. The stars say all of that is within your grasp -- you just have to reach for it. Can this only be in your dreams?
Daily Horoscope: Libra For September 12,2007 Your good energy makes people much more likely to take notice of you -- and it's all positive attention! You may get singled out for praise at work or have an easier time meeting new singles. Daily Horoscope: Libra For June 23,2007 Know your limits. The problem is you're so endlessly gracious and welcoming that sometimes people think you're always available, like a 24-hour supermarket. Disabuse them (nicely) of that notion. Daily Horoscope: Libra For July 6,2007 Has it ever occurred to you that while you're out looking for sugar, you've got plenty of honey at home? That whole everything-I-need-I-have-right-in-my-own-backyard concept hits pretty close to the mark for you now.
Horoscope June 24, 2007
You're feeling some qualms, and it's no wonder. You're on the threshold of a major change. Be gentle with yourself and don't try to push past this, but don't let apprehension stop you from moving forward either.
Horoscope June 30, 2007
Are you thinking about embarking on a potentially risky but likely lucrative enterprise? If there are papers and contracts involved, think about getting some professional and expert advice before you sign anything. Are you thinking about embarking on a potentially risky but likely lucrative enterprise? If there are papers and contracts involved, think about getting some professional and expert advice before you sign anything.
Horoscope June 30, 2007
Family, friends, a cozy home: These things make you feel safe and secure. No matter what's going on with the outside world, if you know you have a haven you can retreat to, all's right with the world.
Horoscope: Virgo For July 2,2007
Thank goodness for people like you. You always have something up your sleeve, even when it comes to a situation that seems like a dead end. Once this is over, pat yourself on the back -- repeatedly.
Horoscope July 3, 2007
You have a hunch that this is going to work out fine -- just fine. You don't know how you know, but that's not important. Some kinds of knowledge (and their transmission) shouldn't and can't be explained.
Horoscope July 5, 2007
No matter how much you would like to, you can't chase away emotion with new sensation. You have to deal with your feelings in a more adult fashion. So no impulse eating, shopping or acting out, okay?
What gives? Are you secretly thrilled that this business opportunity/ostensibly hot date didn't pan out quite as expected? Deep down, your instincts sensed that this may not have been the right time or place for this. Ok so far as I am aware ...not had no buisness oppotunities and certainly no hot dates. Soooooooooooooo are the horoscopes a pile of do do? Rocking and rolling are second nature to you right now. You can't wait to get up and get this party started. Your closest cohorts (and a potential new partner in crime) are chomping at the bit to see what you have up your sleeve. Ok ummm so who is chomping lol????? It's bright, it's shiny, it's flashy, it's loud -- and you're seriously, irresistibly attracted to the darn thing. No need to worry: You're not going Vegas. You just need something different to spice it up. ok if anyone can make sense of todays horoscope feel free to enlighten me lol.
If someone asked you, you couldn't tell them why you did what you just did -- except that it felt like the right thing to do at the time. Hmm. This is a different mode of behavior for you, but not necessarily a bad one! WOW EXTREMELY FITTING....
Thank you to all who help. i would like to ask all my friend to go show this great guy some love, 1 day left of this contest it finishes the 31 and i would love to see him get first place, so for all of you who are my friends please comment him!! Thank you very much!! This is his first contest!! There's more here than meets the eye when it comes to how much you've taken on your plate. Don't rush things -- all these issues deserve a lot of thought. A decision should be reached only when you're ready. You feel so close to this person that their joy and pain are yours as well. Sometimes, though, this connection can be a touch overwhelming. It's time to remember where you end and the other person begins. mmmmmmmmmm........sometimes i ask myself some questions..
Someone is turning you upside down and into knots. You've got it bad, but sometimes it feels so good. Go with it. The secret to life is learning to be comfortable with all your feelings, especially the weird ones. This is mine for today, normally I pay no attention to these things, but the last few days have been right on with how I have been feeling each day which to me is quite weird...anyway....just thought I would share Leo you are about to find out a secret about a close friend - something you'd never expect. Keep an open mind and appreciate that it's hard for them to share. lmmfao, this is just to much. To bad the secret is out, I know and they won't tell hahahahahaha Something big happens in your love life and you can hardly think about anything else. It could be someone new, or maybe a milestone of sorts with your current partner. Whatever it is, keep smiling!
Horoscope Lie And Life Sucks
Viral and bacterial infections, as well as autoimmune disorders, appear to be emerging as the most frequent common thread in the etiology of Bells palsy. HERPES SIMPLEX 1 As far back as 1970, Herpes Simplex 1 was suggested as a cause of Bell's palsy (Dr. Kedar Adour). Some Bells palsy must still be designated as idiopathic, but a 1995 study (Dr. Shingo Murakami and others) points compellingly to the herpes simplex virus (HSV-1) as the most frequent cause of Bell's palsy, possibly accounting for at least 60 - 70% of cases. Additional research since this study was published has been reinforcing the conclusion. Exposure to HSV-1 is common; a vast majority of the population has been exposed to it. Most people are exposed during childhood. Kissing between relatives is the most frequent source of exposure, but it may be possible that the virus is also spread while sharing towels, utensils, etc. The active virus is commonly associated with cold sores, but the virus often runs its cours
Horoscope July 18. 2007
Rearranging the facts can bring you a fresh insight. So play around with what you know as if all those pieces of knowledge were parts of a puzzle. Look at them from faraway and up close. See what you discover. Some good old-fashioned romance is just what you need to soothe your heart and soul. Unattached? Not a problem. Take yourself out for a lovely night on the town, or better yet, stay in. Indulge yourself.
Misery doesn't love company, unless the company is helping to clean up that misery! Okay, so these chores aren't quite 'miserable,' but they are very time consuming. Call in some reinforcements for help.
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You have a decision to make, but who says you have to make it right away? Weigh all the pros and cons. Most importantly, think about the possible ramifications. What can you live with in the long run?
Today is best spent in one place, or within a fairly tight radius. If you need to head out into the world, it's best to keep your trips short and sweet. Things pick up in a big way by tomorrow afternoon. i have no idea how to read these can someone help?
Your love life is about to take a positive turn, thanks to your overwhelmingly good energy. Whether you're currently single, happily partnered or on the rocks, expect a positive change today. HAHA MAYBE THIS ONE WILL COME TRU!!! SINCE IT GOT FUCKED OVER YESTERDAY!!!!!! ON THE ROCKS LMFAO!! I HOPE THE HOROSCOPE PEOPLE ARE RIGHT!!!!!
Daily Horoscopes August 12, 2007 ARIES (March 21 - April 19): Friends are going to be a wonderful connection after hours, but you will also be socializing at work. This is not a day to attempt anything too serious or practical or routine. Charm the boss into letting you do less. You are looking great, attracting compliments for the care you take over your appearance, and generally putting your best foot forward in social company. Flamboyantly direct and shamelessly charming, you are on good form. You're even quite competitive when it comes to winning your heart's desire. Though your mood is swinging from hot to indifferent fairly quickly. ARIES Your horoscope for August 2007: This month, high energy and a positive spirit will prevail. You'll have great hope for the future, which will continue for several weeks. The Moon in your sign this week will add to your optimistic attitude and sense of joy. Mercury will join Saturn and Jupiter in Leo on August 4, boosting your c
"Shopping is dangerous for you right now. It won't cause any physical harm, but you are seriously at risk of buyer's regret. Have a sensible friend or coworker tag along to keep you grounded." Are you kidding?? Shopping is my favorite sport. :-( Sad. Slow down and let others take center stage. It's a good day for you to play it safe -- big risks are much less likely to pay off, and you need to hedge your bets as much as you can. Someone close needs advice. This horoscope is completely on the ball today. "See if you can make one positive step toward improved health today. It's much easier than you'd think, thanks to a vibrant source of energy that is moving you in the right direction on its own." I just happen to be sick today!! Energy?? I have none right now :-( Can somebody push me in the right direction?
Horoscope August 16th, 2007
Some small problem at home -- plumbing or wiring or something smaller -- won't go away. Now is a great time to deal with this type of issue, as your mind is more fully focused on practical concerns. *Weird since my gas gets turned off and I have to deal with this kidney stone situation!*
OMG!!! I really need to listen to this horoscope. I have a decision to make that will affect someone else's life. I am so stressed out about making this decision because I don't know how things concerning this decision work. If I make the wrong decision, I will feel terrible and responsible for making someone else's life harder than it should be. For November 9,2007 There's too much at stake for you to make up your mind easily. It's a situation that calls for more information, but you may have a hard time tracking down the facts. Try to settle down and wait for clarity. God!! How much closer can these things get to what's happening in my life right now?!?!?!? September 17,2007 You're taking care of so much weird emotional business right now that you might be torn between one important person and another. Take a deep breath and try to figure out your priorities quickly! Here's another horoscope that's right on target for me. August 27,2007
Horoscope 8-19-07
well i've got a couple things to say about a guy and a girl they met a few months back at a coffeehouse he said 'i like that dress that you're wearing why don't you just let me take you home tonight?" i know you've heard it all before and everyone makes mistakes these days... hey nobody's perfect but the choices that you make may involve someone else. well i met a girl i thought i loved but, unfortunately i guess i didn't take the time to get to know that girl before i made a lot of choices that i wasn't prepared to make. if you think you've found that one that you really love... make sure they love you back. SO I WENT INTO MY PAST LIKE 6 YRS BACK WHEN I HAD N ONLINE JOURNAL...AND THIS WAS IN THERE...AND IDK IT KINDA AMUSES ME...ITS TRU. BUT YEA THATS IT...JUST READ IT...IT DOES MAKE SENSE IF U THINK ABOUT IT!! Your deeper emotions are rising to the surface, and you might need to try something a little different to work through them this time. It's a good idea to check in with som
You can make almost anyone feel at ease and are at your best in social situations that require a bit of finesse. Your mood lifts others higher and customers or relatives should leave wanting more. +*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Do I? Do I keep you wanting more????? You're the master of compromise -- though today, you may have to negotiate with different aspects of yourself. That's not as hard as it sounds, though it may take a while to figure it all out. ........................................................ Help me decide what I need to do!!!!! You're going through a slightly melancholy time, but it's only natural -- things should pick up again in the near future. In the meantime, try not to worry too much about any one aspect of your life. ----------------------------------------------------- Hope it is the near near future, and worrying is not easy with whats happening, I dunno if I like todays reading:(
Horoscope August 24, 2007
A call or visitor brings a situation you have to deal with immediately, even if you're facing a million pressing tasks. There's nothing to be done but focus on the matter at hand. The sooner it's done, the better. hmm....
CAPRiCORN * -- Nice -- Sassy. -- Intelligent. -- Sexy. -- Predict future. -- Irrestible, awes0me kisser -- Loves being in long relationships -- Great talker. -- Always gets what he or she wants. -- BY FAR the BEST in BED. -- Very sexy -- Coolest -- Loves to own Gemini's in sports -- very funny -- loves to joke -- Loves to be your first, so you'll never forget -- not a fighter but will kick your ass if you punch first TAURUS* -- Aggressive. -- Freak in bed. -- Rare to find! -- Loves being in long relationships.=) -- Likes to give a good fight for what they want. -- Extremely outgoing. -- Sexy as ........ -- Loves to help people in times of need. -- Very popular -- Outstanding kisser. -- Very funny -- Awesome personality -- Sexual as "F**k! -- Most caring person you will ever meet! -- One of a kind. -- Not one to fuck with. -- Are the most sexiest people on earth! Romantic Compatibility Provided by: Taurus & Capricorn When T
Daily Horoscope: Taurus For August 31,2007 Your sense of centeredness is strong, but you need to push it a little farther if you want to withstand the storm that's coming from school or work. You know where you need to be, so head in that direction. HAHA Guess what? It's true I'm a teacher...
Daily Horoscope: Scorpio For August 29,2007 Something big and weird and kind of exciting is going on, and while you can't quite put your finger on exactly what the big deal is, you can tell it's going to be cool when all is revealed in the next few weeks.
Bright, witty, adaptable and quick to react. Very little troubles a Gemini or stops the relentless talking for long! Geminis can argue their way into or out of any situation. Having an active curiosity, Gemini is excellant at gathering all kinds of information and gossip. They excel at regurgitating this information in a constant stream, but not necessarily in a logical or understandable order! Geminis are capable of tackling almost anything, so long as they do not become bored. The difficulty lies in what subject to concentrate on today, Gemini is always engaged in two subjects or jobs at once. seems about right for me have fun
You may be torn between making a big purchase and tossing more money in savings, or some similar decision. Try to focus on what you can afford, financially or emotionally and limit yourself accordingly.
Horoscope For Oct. 3, 07
It's not about what happens "out there," for it's really all about your inner growth now. The changes can be quite dramatic now, especially if you are inclined to resist the inevitable. Don't be afraid to journey inward as you try to better understand your attractions and desires. Paying extra attention to your feelings can deepen an important relationship if you are patient.
Horoscope For 10-22-07
Daily Horoscope: Aquarius For October 22,2007 You've got a lot on your mind and your spiritual side may be more fully engaged. Now is a really good time for you to integrate your deepest desires with the mundane reality you navigate every day. THIS IS SO TRUE...I HAVE SO MUCH STUFF ON MY MIND ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY.
Horoscope For Oct. 26, 2007
You may be feeling positive effects from this Full Moon in your 5th House of Play. You may be ready to enjoy yourself, but you aren't willing to slack off and let the day slip by. It's time to put your creativity to work. And, even if your dreams seem far away, pay particular attention to them, for they will play a growing role in the new few weeks.
Horoscope For 10/26/07
Horoscope For Today 10/29
Horoscope Is Right On
Capricorns are in the middle of a huge growth phase. Both personally and with your career, things are on the move. Be careful that you don't miss opportunities to lift yourself into a higher category, especially when it concerns dealing with emotional baggage. When you consciously take another path when a familiar situation comes by, it will highlight that past lessons have been learned.
Horoscope.. Interesting O.o
You feel stronger than ever now and ready to take on twice as many challenges as you have lately. It's a good time to lay the groundwork for any major plans you've been making in the recent past. For December 11,2007 If the day starts well, it should end well -- but if it starts with a stumble, you may be struggling to catch up all day long! You should be able to get assistance if you need it, so don't be afraid to ask. So is waking up between 3:30 and 4am when I don't have to be up till 5am a stumble? o.O Oh and freezing rain on the way? If so then my day must be really going to suck LOL Daily Horoscope: Cancer For November 26,2007 Your intuition is always quite strong, but you need to pay extra attention to it right now. It may not be perfectly clear, but its accuracy is off the charts -- so make sure to do exactly what it tells you to do.
12/2/07 Horoscope
Daily Horoscope: Cancer For December 2,2007 Your way with words is quite powerful now and you may find it much simpler to communicate your feelings and ideas, especially if you take a bit of time to focus your thoughts before proceeding.
Horoscope 2
Cancer You may find that one aspect of a certain relationship that has had you confused and deluded for a while now suddenly comes to an end today. You suddenly see that the way in which you have been behaving with each other is inappropriate. But this revelation will then spur you on to discover better, more intimate ways of connecting. Pisces This is quite a wonderful day, with many opportunities to communicate your love for your partner in interesting and imaginative ways. This is a great time to do something creative together, which you can use for inspiration at a later date. Perhaps you could make a short fantasy video, paint a picture together, or enjoy dancing. Whatever it is, make it fun.
June 02, 2008 Pisces (2/19-3/20) The greatest thing about the energy you'll be feeling today is that it will give you all the focus you need to take the most complicated ideas and make them simple enough for anyone to understand. That makes today a wonderful day for teaching people things or showing someone how to do something. You are a born teacher, although you rarely get the chance to play that role to your full potential. You can communicate with others in a way no one else can.
Lets101 Quizzes - Fun Quiz
I am a nice person and friendly. I love animals my son and flirting. I love good sex and a loving relationship, I treat men good and have a problem with trusting too much. I view hope as a curse I have. It even goes for friendships I've lost and for some reason want back. I live with my wonderful dad right now on till I get my life in Arkansas going witch is hard when you are a single parent with no child care. But I start collage online in september and am looking forward to the new experience. I am a possitive person and like possitive people so you know this is a small part of who I am. Like it or leave it....
Horoscope ( Or Should It Be Called Horror Scope Lol )
Daily Overview: September 24, 2008 LIBRA September 23-October 22 It's an intensely social time for you right now and you just don't feel right if you're not active with other people in some way. You don't need a ropes course, but at least a little chat is essential. Libra is symbolized by the Scales. You're romantic but particular, diplomatic but indecisive, but ultimately happiest when you're in love. You don't really like to be alone, period. You abhor conflict, and have a highly developed sense of objectivity and conflict resolution. The Element of Air is attached to the Signs Gemini, Libra and Aquarius. It also rules the Third, Seventh and Eleventh Houses. It is rarefied air which usually surrounds those graced by this Element, as this is the marker of the intellectual. Airy people are smart thinkers and handle abstract reasoning well. They love to analyze, synthesize and probe. Do you have a dilemma? Hand it over to an Air Sign and watch them go to work. Ai
Horoscopes Ringing True....
LIBRA: "Instead of thinking about everyone else's needs, put yourself first for a change. This is not about being unconsciously selfish. It's about acknowledging that love of others begins with developing your self-esteem. If you don't take adequate care of yourself, then you won't have very much to give anyone else." how very true this is for all of us...*nods* blessed be
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Take the initiative and show everyone what you have to offer. You can make it on your own, so stop waiting for others to make a move. Once you start moving in a direction that suits you, nothing will be able to slow you down. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Concentrate on getting ahead and do not leave room for error. Love is looking positive and pursuing something with that special person that could be prosperous, will bring you closer together. Follow your dreams. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Set your sights high and do not deviate from them even if someone you are impressed with tries to sway you. You must be true to your goals if you want to be successful. Don't let anything deter you from getting what you want. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Pour your heart out if it will help you solve a pending problem. A change of heart or partnership will do you good. A passionate encounter is in the stars and a serious commitment can be made. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22):
Horoscope For 12/8 Virgo
The Three of Swords card suggests that dwelling on past pain, heartbreak or loss leaves you vulnerable to further attack or reopens old wounds. It can ultimately consume you, particularly if it is your own heart that has betrayed you. Thoughts of getting even will make things worse. Taking each betrayal or loss too personally becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy so that when you do finally let down your guard and trust again, you find yourself embroiled in the same emotional drama you vowed to avoid. Being on the defensive or carrying a chip on your shoulder practically ensures tension or wounded pride and your self-esteem may suffer as a result. Certain loss is irrevocable. The ensuing crisis can be a turning point for your relationship or love life, but only if you are willing to let go and take a chance. for Tuesday, December 9: You're feeling pretty communicative right now and it's a very good time for you to talk up your latest bright idea. Even your most skeptical supervisor
Sagittarius You are fun loving and independent, and you don’t like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bored in a long term one.In bed you are demanding of your partner. You want to have hot sex all of the time. You also like to experiment sexually, with different positions and fantasies.Sex matches: Aries, Leo, Libra 'What is your Sexual Zodiac?' at
Horoscopes/comment I Got
Signs post date: 2007-07-11 13:45:07 views: 161 comments: 2 ratings: 0 MINE (hehehehehe) SAGITTARIUS: The Sexy one Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in bed? Not the kind of person you wanna fuck with, you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book Written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictions. Read your sign, then Resend this with your zodiac sign and label. VIRGO: The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal
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ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward. TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20) Aggressive.
Horror Film Wisdom
HORROR FILM WISDOM: 1) When it seems that you've killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead. 2) If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion or who performed necrophilia or satanic practices, move away immediately. 3) Do not search the basement, especially when the power has just gone out. 4) If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they do not know, or if they speak using a voice other than their own, shoot them at once. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. Note: it's unlikely they'll die easy, so be prepared. 5) When you have the benefit of numbers, never go alone. 6) If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life. 7) If you're running from the monster, you will
Horror Pix Contest, Please Vote...
lets be grown ups on this...i seen adults act worse then kids? thi is supposed to be a adult site.. but latey its kiddy....if some one down rate ya big deal, so what. there just ignorante..
Horror Fiction Short Stories And Poems
Darkening sky the clouds turn black The sun retreats in fear Ominous feelings of doom and joy As the storm draws near Darker still now day is night Bringing out my primal fear Lightning flashes thunder cracks The storm is finally here The wind begins to bend the trees To and fro their tossed The heavens cry its many tears Inside the storm I'm lost White jagged bolts tear through the sky The only brightness to be found Less than a second then its lost Then thunder shakes the ground Scary as it is it's fun The storm is at its hight The dark clouds all swirl round and round It is a frightful sight Slowing now the strong winds fade Heavens tears begin to dry Only distant flashes can be seen In the brightening sky It's over now the sun is back I'm happy yet I'm sad I love and hate them always have Since I was a lad THE GHOST By James G. Kelly I have just sat down at my computer to try and write do
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Horror Movies
After years of waiting, a new Halloween movie is coming out. Not everyone cares about it but some people like the movie series. Anyways, for the people interested, this movie is scheduled for release August 31, 2007. It is a re-imaging not a remake (there is a difference) of John Carpenter's Halloween, my favorite horror movie. You can read a quick plot summary for the movie on my page as well as see a partial cast list as well as see the first two images of the man himself Michael Myers in costume. Comment your thoughts here about what you think about this new move for the Halloween franchise.
A KIND HEART A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside. "Your son is here," she said to the old man. She had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes opened. Heavily sedated because of the pain of his heart attack, he dimly saw the young uniformed Marine standing outside the oxygen tent. He reached out his hand. The Marine wrapped his toughened fingers around the old man's limp ones, squeezing a message of love and encouragement. The nurse brought a chair so that the Marine could sit beside the bed. All through the night the young Marine sat there in the poorly lighted ward, holding the old man's hand and offering him words of love and strength. Occasionally, the nurse suggested that the Marine move away and rest awhile. He refused. Whenever the nurse came into the ward, the Marine was oblivious of her and of the night noises of the hospital - the clanking of the oxygen tank, the laughter of the night staf
The Horror
My girlfriend and I watched the original "Dawn of the Dead" tonight. It was her first time seeing it so of course it made it more fun for me to watch it my 75th time, enjoying it more, because she loves zombies as much as me. The original "Dawn of the Dead" is my favorite zombie movie. It has better acting and the best plot. It's magical in a way. It makes me just want to watch people try to survive with the world in that state. Imagine them, crashing through your windows, in hoards, killing, and eating... never dying. One of the main differences between the original "D of the D" and other zombie films is that it was written with social messages for the viewer, and is filled with raw graphic depictions of savagery. In the original "D of the D" you witness one of the protagonists killing two zombie children. The only weakness is that it was shot in 1978, so it has that "Dirty Harry" look to it. It's too bad every strength of the original was overlooked
Horray For Underwires!
i really like underwire bras!! i tried to wear them before, but they hurt so bad...but now, they are nice and make my boobs sit up and salute! god bless america!!
Horror Movie Survival
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If the house you're living in tells you to "GO AWAY", do so immediately. Never take a bath or shower with a maniac/spirit/demon/creature in the house. When it appears that you have killed the maniac/spirit/demon/creature, DO NOT check to see if he/she/it is really dead. Keep hacking at it until it is in pieces small enough not to be a threat to you. If you've shot at it, shoot it again in the head, and remember, shoot till it stops moving, and then keep shooting till you're out of ammo. Then reload and shoot it some more. Then set it on fire and burn it up, this works with everything except demons and spirits. Then get the hell out of there! If plumbing fixtures or other structures in your home begin shaking and spewing body fluids, it's time to leave. Never read aloud from a book that summons demons. Even as a joke. Don't look under the bed. Do not search the basement, especially if t
Horrorscope 5-13-07
Some changes are coming your way when it comes to this funny thing called love -- especially regarding those rules you thought were etched in stone. This is a great thing: You can kick old habits that were holding you back. hmmmmm, I seriously wonder what all this could mean for me
Horrorscope 5-14-07
For at night came a shadowy figure, The passion that came without measure, One kiss and one bite was all that was needed, for heart was beating the song of a thousand lovers, only time would put an end to this endeavor, for the daylight would take away the kiss and bite of the nights lover... Figuring out what makes you happy is tough, but figuring out what makes someone else happy is next to impossible -- and will drive you nuts. So put down this task and do something that is easier and more enjoyable.
Horrorscope 5-15-07
A mentor helps you discover a previously unexplored path when it comes to your professional ambitions. Make sure you listen with an open mind when they offer you advice -- but remember, in the end, the choice is yours.
Horrorscope 5-16-07
A goal that seems fairly unlikely suddenly becomes eminently possible, so don't put those dreams on the curb just yet. The stars say that you're likely to get a thumbs-up very soon if you keep your eyes on the prize.
Horrorscope 5-17-07
You know how goldfish can grow infinitely large if taken out of a bowl and put in a lake? Think of your life as a goldfish. What setting can you put yourself in so you allow yourself to grow to your full capabilities?
Horrorscope 5-18-07
Go on, rediscover your inner child. How long has it been since you've done something for the heck of it? It's time to do something totally silly. Pointless fun will refresh your soul -- which is, after all, the point. have no clue what this all entails but i'm looking forward to anything that may actually come my way as is, I have a job interview today folks so cross your fingers and i'll give an update later
Horrorscope 5-19-07
Everyone has a secret, a burden, something they feel strange about, so stop being so tough on yourself. Try to do at least one nice thing for yourself today. You'll find that it gets easier to be kinder to other people too.
Horrorscopes 5-20-07
Good relationships move to the next level under this celestial influence. However, that means one that's faltering is on its last legs. Be open to change, and you'll see results. Fight it, and it'll get more difficult.
Horrorscope 5-21-07
A sly someone could talk you into something that's really not to your benefit -- or your checkbook. No matter how persuasive this person is, don't buy what they're selling. It's time to protect your best interests.
Horrorscope 5-22-07
The stars say it's about time you drop any lingering doubts that you're not good enough or that you haven't somehow earned this current bout of enjoyment. It's time to revel in all the love and luck coming your way.
Horrorscope 5-23-07
An old flame heats up your life when you least expect it, but perhaps not in the way you'd expect it. Now the sixty-four million dollar question is: Do you even want them back? Be honest with yourself -- and them. raises eyebrow.....old flame?.....what old flame.......if someone remembers me having an old flame plz remind me because i certainly don't remember any
Horrorscope 5-24-07
Get things shipshape when it comes to your personal life. It's a great time to mend fences and strike up friendships with appealing new faces. Don't put this off. It's time to make some real progress.
Horrorscope 5-25-07
Your professional life gets a nudge that will get (and keep) your ambitions on the right track. You've got what it takes, and most importantly, you know how to get it across to the powers that be. Compromise is key.
Horrorscope 5-26-07
You and a loved one may be smack in the middle of a rough patch, but that's to be expected. Both of you are becoming more vocal about what you need. Believe it or not, you'll get through this and things will improve. raises eyebrow............ummmmmmmmmmmm, what? think this one is so way off base here its not funny.......loved one? what loved one? only loved ones i have are my twins and well....they don't talk yet oh, and my sister but that's not the same thing go fig on this one, i'm lost if anyone has an idea plz enlighten me
Horrorscope 5-27-07
A bigwig could do you a major favor, but you need to bring up the topic when you're at your most persuasive. Right now, you're passionate, but not super diplomatic. Marshal your arguments now, but present them later.
Horrorscope 5-28-07
Something's causing a few waves, but not to worry -- your boat's in no danger of capsizing. Luckily, your loved ones are around; they'll take the oars and handle the steering for a while. Soon you'll be safely on shore.
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A gesture doesn't have to be empty if you understand the significance it holds for the other person. So, yes, this may seem a little silly or strange to you, but through their eyes it takes on a whole different light.
Horrorscope 6-4-07
"Do you need to reach someone who is notoriously reclusive or bad about answering messages? Now is the time to get them on the phone or get them in person. It might take some doing, though, so be tenacious!" hhmm.. Strangely on the ball.. But then so was yesturdays and that was a good one, see if yesturday's one comes to pass..
Horror Scope
Horror scope Current mood: bored Love Compatibility of Aries with Aquarius Aries and Aquarius get along famously right from the get-go - you both love new beginnings, the excitement of starting over and enthusiastically sharing your dreams with each other. You need your independence and your partner needs emotional detachment. This means you'll always have the freedom and space you need with each other. Your Aquarius can be a bit of a know-it-all, though, and with your quick temper, a good-natured argument can quickly turn into a full-out brawl. On the bright side, this mentally stimulating relationship will rarely have any dull moments. LMAO That is so true with us.
I guess this is just a little clarification for all those people that just don't get horror movies... Here are a few common scenarios: 1.) "That movie was totally cheesy, the special effects were like hella cheap, and it was just dumb." Maybe alot of horror movies are cheap, and cheesy. Thank god they are, that's one less giant Hollywood blockbuster, that supposedly reinvents film as we know it, while offering nothing really worth watching. As far as the special effects go, at least you are seeing practical effects crafted by genuine fans of movies, not what the Evil Conglomerates are telling you is the movie of the year, or that if you don't see some new movie, you're a homophobe, a racist, or just don't understand a good movie... If you are looking for your enlightinment from Hollywood you have a massive problem. Give me a cheap, shitty movie made for nothing more than passion, and love, and a cast and crew that stands behind their project anyday. I'll take 1,000 of those be
Horror Movie Reviews
When it comes to remakes, I no longer ask "why?" but merely accept it. The reason always has more to do with greed and a lack of originality than a desire to re-create something out of love for the original or as an homage. To a certain extent, a remake of Halloween was just bound to happen I'm just glad it was Zombie that did it.. Over the years, bad sequels have bled the concept so dry that it has become almost impossible to remember what it was about the first movie that made it such a cornerstone of modern horror. The 2007 version of the film, while vastly inferior to John Carpenter's 1978 original, takes us back thirty years. Watching the new edition, we re-connect to the brilliance of the old one, seeing how far ahead of it's time it was. I'm not going to get into the style of acting or anything like that. I will however talk about several other things that made this movie worth the remake and mostly worthy of waiting for the DVD extras to come. This is director Rob Zombie
Horror And Terror
This guy wrote books of horror that would curl your hair and thenm some, he wrote about spacial beings or things that would come out of the corners of walls or ceilings called Hounds. Hounds of Tindalos. also being that would steal your dreams or something called nightmares or whatever. I played the roleplaying game which is better played by candle light or even flashlight on a rainY night.i even read some of the books he wrote and hard times sleeping wondering if the nightmares would come kidnap me lol which was another thing they do. Elders who were here before the earth was ours lived here and they were the elder gods who roamed here which was what HP Lovecraft wrote about. some of the movies you can look up: Dagon Dunwich Horror House of re-Animator many more Books: Dunwich Horror At the Mountains of madness Cthulhu The Necronomicon others look up Lovecraft on Google
A Horrible Dream Come True.
You are not me. You can't understand why I cry over the things I do. You have to understand I come from a long line of people who had psychic abilities. I will blog about that at a later time. As for now... I had a horrible dream. Maria. She was a Marine. She disappeared from a camp in NC. I never met her in my life. The dream went like this: I see her face, she was walking down a road and.... this guy... followed her, an evil look in his eyes, she knew him, she knew him well, he had hurt her before, he grabbed her, and he hit her, and he strangled her some, and he hit her with an object... a sharp object on the face... punched her... all sorts of things... and she died. I saw her face... I did not know her name. I woke up from the dream feeling like I had seen it happen for real. How was I to know a few days later, I'd be reading the news on the internet and see her story? How was I to know? I saw her picture, she looked so angelic... wore her heart on her sleeve cautiously so. She ha
Horror Movies
The Exorcist - (1973) Jaws - (1975) The Silence of the Lambs - (1991) The Shining - (1980) The Sixth Sense - (1999) A Nightmare on Elm Street - (1984) Halloween - (1978) Dawn of the Dead - (1978) The Thing - (1982) Alien - (1979) Night of the Living Dead - (1968) The Evil Dead - (1981) Evil Dead 2 - (1987) Invasion of the Body Snatchers - (1956) The Omen - (1976) Poltergeist - (1982) The Mummy - (1932) Bram Stoker's Dracula - (1992) The Last Man on Earth - (1964) Scream - (1996) The Texas Chain Saw Massacre - (1974) Hellraiser - (1987) Day of the Dead - (1985) Friday the 13th - (1980) The Howling - (1981) The Stand - (1994) Phantasm - (1979) Arachnophobia - (1990) The Blob - (1958) Videodrome - (1983) Christine - (1983) Night of the Living Dead - (1990) Child's Play - (1988) The Blair Witch Project - (1999) 28 Days Later... - (2002) 28 Weeks Later– (2007) It - (1990) The Hills Have Eyes - (1977) Underworld –
Horrible...horrible Day....
Im starting to think there is something seriously wrong with me. Since I left Christian Ive had three bf. All lasting about 2 weeks each. I know the first one wasnt my fault. He was addicted to herion and liked it better than me. And the second one i messed up because im horrible with times and such and he gave me three strikes..the third on I messed up because I wanted the kid to come to my house sober...I really dont know whats wrong with me tho. I dont think Im up for this relationship thing...Friday night I went out to a party with this kid...well he came and got me at like 130am and drove over an hour back to the party. (just to see me) and we hung out at the party and it was really cute. you know..all that teenage romance stuff. (holding hands, the forehead kiss and the holding because its wayy to cold to play beer pong at 5am) I really thought everything was going great. I mean we had a blast. The night ended we went to Calli's to crash. Which was fine. then after we woke up we
The Horrors Of Sleep - Poetry
A Dream of Fear By George Sterling Unseen the ghostly hand that led, I walked where all was darkness, save What light the moon, half-wasted, gave Above a city of the dead. So lone it was, so grey, I deemed That death itself was scarce so old; The moonlight fell forlorn and cold On tombs where Time lay dead, it seemed. Within its gates I heard the sound Of winds in cypress-caverns caught Of huddling trees that moaned, and sought To whisper what their roots had found. Within its gates my soul was led, Down nettle-choked and haunted way— An atom of the Dark's dismay, In deaf immensities of dread. In broken crypts where ghouls had slept I saw how muttering devils sate (Knowing the final grasp of Fate) And told grim auguries, and wept. The night was mad with nameless fear. The Powers of Darkness feared the gloom. From sentried sky to anxious tomb Ran messages I bent to hear. Mine ears were sealed, nor hear
Horrors Of The Mind
Horrible Weekend
What a weekend. I could use some help. Saturday night i went to the restroom, went to get up and i blacked out and collapsed. I hit my head on what i still havent figured out. I was unconcious for a short time, and when I woke up I couldn't get up and all I saw was blood. So I called my wife into help me up. After she got me up we went to the er and te put 8 staples in my head. I also hurt my shoulder when I fell. So for the help. Does any one know a reason that would cause me to blackout. I know it wasn't my blood suger they tested that and it was purfect.
The Horror Of Fu
it must be the weather today.  i saw this guy scrolling by, and i thought he looked perfect for my "horror of fu" blog, but i'm too lazy to write anything about him.  thus i have cleverly disguised this entry as a caption contest so that you will write the entry for me.  quite brilliant of me, eh?  so what caption would you write for this photo? i was thinking something like "darth greg, dark lord of the uncool" it's amazing the way in which the internet has advanced our civilization. information that only 20 years ago was inaccessible to the common man is now available instantly. communications are now instantaneous thanks to e-mail and chat. and thanks to the advent of broadband internet access, billy bob here can browse your entire folder of 'nekkit pichers' during half-time and STILL have time to hit the fridge for another coors light before the second half kick-off. hmmm... maybe the internet hasn't really advanced us that far after all... ok, so this isn't from fubar.
A Horrifying Dream/nightmare I Just Had
20 ways. There’s 20 ways the rain could come and the least of them was right. It could come and cleanse the soul today or it could sneak in here at night The liquid it could heal our souls or roll into the ditch It could be our ever loving God, or an ice cold heartless bitch. Yeah, 20 ways to damn ourselves, 20 ways to fall In the legacy of the motor car, the unions strong and tall They all strive for Nirvana, that comfort zone denied But it’s not for lack of caring, or that they did not try. There’s 20 ways to lose the game, 20 ways to fail 20 ways to lie to them, 20 ways to tell the tale The cloak has shrouded that simple thing, we used to call the truth It’s twisted all the words and tales, we like to tell the youth The time is surely now at hand, the time has come to pass When we lost out on the 20 ways, 20 ways to save our ass The lies and bullshit congregate, the end is now right here Yes, there’s 20 ways to give it up, 20 ways at least my dear. Copyrig
The Horror Train
Hes Back (The Man Behind The Mask) - Alice Cooper welcome to THE HORROR TRAIN all you do is * rate these photos / then: * rate * add *fan * comment if they are already your friend * add if they aren't your friend yet (joining the Horror train) then send a PM to VolfiremaninPa L.U.V. Club Co-Founder, Honorable Society of Wolves Family Member@ fubar
Horrible Day
It is the soldier, not the reporter, Who has given us freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, Who has given us freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, Who has given us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier, not the lawyer, Who has given us the right to a fair trial. It is the soldier who salutes the flag, Who serves under the flag, And whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag. Well this morning the friend of my families that was in the accident passed away. I have lost soo much in the last five years. Relatives aquantinces and my infantry brothers both during combat and when they have gotten back. Sometimes it's hard to go on, but i just suck it up and drive on. If you are fake and want nothing mor ethen my hard eaned money to to your bling pile, then go away and don't let the door hit you in the ass. Those that have actually taken the time to know me know what I have been through and my ture frie
The Horrors Of The Mind That Never Rests.
This is your one chance.... Ask a former "Cleanup Specialist" anything. DISCLAIMER: I am using the term "Cleanup Specialist" as a deliberate misdirection. For obvious reasons, I will not name the official title, which agency I reported to, classified or detailed intel of work performed, etc.)I was one of the guys tasked with some of the things our government doesn't like to speak publicly about. "Cleanup Specialists" do both on-field and off-field work.   On-field work consists of the down-and-dirty shit no one really likes to do and no one in our government will admit to doing: Collecting/burning evidence, dissolving corpses, "enhanced interrogation" of suspected terrorists and similar duties..   Off-field is generally more stressful, but not as difficult: Conducting misleading interviews, misdirection of press and reporters as well as the occasional bribe/disappearing.     We don't like to have to kill United States citizens, but it's an occasional necessity. We're also given cle
Horror Film Blogs
Well first off I have to establish that I prefer the John Carpenters originals. But as much as I don't like how far away Rob took the iconic franchise, I must say that there were elements of the film I have to salute. No element was left out. The mental and emotional suffering. A Sherrif trying to do right for two young womem. The depth of emotion when The Sherrif finds Annie. There is a soft sort of tragic element added to this story of hell.
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To those people who display flags from other countries (on your rear view, on your house, etc...), if that country is so great, please, go to it! You want to burn the American Flag? Go ahead, just wrap yourself in it first! "Stare Too Long" by Corrosion of Conformity   Oh lord I must be crazy, Settled down and I find nothing new.. Older days, they used to matter but I don't care Cause I got nothin' to lose And if I stare too long, I might not see you right Over time, the heart goes out of sight And if I stare too long, I might not see you right Close the door. Where the heart is out of sight Many a dreams across the river But it's too strong for a boy like me, yeah.... Now you're gone but I still remember Better days as they wash into the sea And if I stare too long, I might not see you right Over time, the heart goes out of sight And if I stare too long, I might not see you right Close the door. Where the heart is out of sight I've got the time but I got no reason I'm broken is where I am now blogging/So if you like movies, games, comics, and more come stop by and follow several of us on what we think of things////
KENNETT SQUARE, Pa. (AP) -- Kentucky Derby winner Barbaro was euthanized Monday after complications from his breakdown at the Preakness last May. "We just reached a point where it was going to be difficult for him to go on without pain," co-owner Roy Jackson said. "It was the right decision, it was the right thing to do. We said all along if there was a situation where it would become more difficult for him then it would be time." Roy and Gretchen Jackson were with Barbaro on Monday morning, with the owners making the decision in consultation with chief surgeon Dean Richardson. It was a series of complications, including laminitis in the left rear hoof and a recent abscess in the right rear hoof, that proved to be too much for the gallant colt, whose breakdown brought an outpouring of support across the country. "I would say thank you for everything, and all your thoughts and prayers over the last eight months or so," Jackson said to Barbaro's fans. On May 20, Barbaro
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Horse Humor
Snorting: Humans like to be snorted on, Everywhere. It is duty, as the family horse, to accomodate them Neighing: Because you are a horse, you are expected to neigh. So neigh - alot. Your owner will be very happy to hear you protecting the barn and communicating with other horse. Especially late at night. Stomping cats: When standing on cross ties, make sure you never--quite--stomp on the barn cat's tail. But keep stomping. Chewing: Make a contribution to the architectural industry, chew on your stall wall, the fence or any other wooden item. Bedding: It is good manners to urinate in the middle of your freshly bedded stall to let your humans know how much you appreciate their hard work. Dining: Always pull all of your hay out of the hay rack, especially right after your stall has been cleaned, so you can mix the hay with your fresh bedding. This challenges your human, and we all know how humans love a challenge (that's what they said when they bought you a two-year-old
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Introduction A Tibetan prayer flag is commonly called lung-ta or "windhorse." That is partly because wherever it appears, the horse stands for amplified energy. Where it was tamed and especially where used not only as a steed but also as a draft (or, draught) animal, the horse symbolizes force that can be controlled to benefit society. In physics, using the British system, the unit of work is HP, horse-power. In Buddhism The horse is one of the 12 animals in the Asian 60-year calendrical cycle. Shakyamuni Buddha is said to have been born in the Year of the Horse, and so 2002, which was mainly a horse year, was considered especially auspicious. The 12 animals rotate through each of the 5 elements and the 2 sexes. (Sadly, a female child born in the Fire Horse year was often put to death because it was believed that she would turn out to be too energetic and hard to manage.) Compassionate Bodhisattva, Avalokiteshvara (Chenresi) once took the form of a horse.The horse s
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Horse Tales
At last our 2nd horse has finished weaning her foal, and will be delivered this weekend, which means Dallas (Lacy's brother) will be going back to his horse farm. Will post photos of Dale when she gets here. Had a phone call from the old owners of Lacy and Dale, Dale has had her foal this morning about 7:00 AM, a young stud foal, Sorrel, 2 white socks and a white blaze.... must be taking after the Father So it looks like Dale will be with us in a few weeks now, and maybe baby too, until it has finished weaning.
Horsedreamer's Life
Why do guys have to confuse the hell out of me? My boyfriend says he loves me but he dont really show it and hes never around...Ughb sometimes I wonder why I am with him. It is gonna be a long week ahead with work and everything. Hopefully he would change his tune when he gets rid of the other girl thats psycho. I feel bad for him cause she won't leave him alone but hes the one that messed he needs to make up his mind on what he wants to do. Ugh I am so bored. I hate sundays since there is nothing to do. Well my aunt is here so talk later Boy today was slow. All week work has been sending me home early cause of not enough I go in was there for 1 hour then they send me home. What was the point of going in if I was only gonna be there for an hour. As for everything else thats going on in my life is going ok. I'm getting along with my boyfriend. I am hopefully moving within the next few months. I am just really bored right now and dont know what to do. Well talk to yo
14 Horses I couldnt find all of them myself lol.
Horses Ass
Texas Bartender A man walked into a bar in Fort Worth, Texas and ordered a drink While he was sitting at the bar watching T.V., one of Hillary's political ads came on. After it ended, he stood up and announced to everyone, Hillary is a horse's ass!" The bartender reached under the bar and brought out an oak club about 18 inches long and hit the man square across the head, knocking him off his stool and onto the floor. After a minute or two, the man got up, straightened himself up and said to the bartender, "I'm sorry. I didn't know this was Hillary country." It's not!" replied the bartender. "This is horse country".
You are moving much more quickly than you had thought you would be at this point, but that just means that things are working out a little better than you had anticipated. Life keeps getting better! ~awww this makes me feel much better...yeah i am moving a lil quickly on something, but when you love something you go for it. things are working out alot better than i anticipated and i can see life getting a whole lot better thanks to my new love kyle...i love you baby, thanks for making me so happy, more than i have been in a very very long time... todays horscope Someone is trying to overload you -- or themselves -- with more work or stress than is realistic. Today is perfect for identifying deadwood and clearing it out of your life, so be ruthless about it! ~~~~~I can name a few deadwood things in my life that need clearing out, but it takes strength and will and i have neither~~~~*sad face* here is my horescope for today on fubar...fits just perfect and it t
Horse Shit
Texas Politics A man walked into a bar in Austin, Tx. and ordered a drink. While he was sitting at the bar watching T. V., one of Hillary's political ads came on. After it went off, he stood up and announced to everyone, "Hillary is a horse's ass!" The bartender reached under the bar and brought out an oak club about 18 inches long and hit the man square across the head, knocking him off his stool and onto the floor. After a minute or two, the man got up, straightened himself up and said to the bartender, "I'm sorry. I didn't know this was Hillary country." "It's not!" replied the bartender. " It's horse country".
Horse Story
Horse StoryA man was driving through Wyoming one spring evening. The road was desertedand he had not seen a soul for what seemed like hours. Suddenly his carstarted to cough and sputter and the engine slowly died, leaving him sittingby the road in total silence. He popped the hood and looked to see if therewas anything that he could do to get it going again. Unfortunately, he had alimited knowledge of cars, so all he could do was look at the engine,feeling despondent. As he peered by the gradually fading light of hisflashlight, he cursed that he had not put in new batteries, like he hadpromised. Suddenly, through the inky shadows, came a deep voice, "It's your fuelpump." The man jumped up quickly striking his head on the underside of the hood."Who said that?" he demanded. There were two horses standing in the field alongside and the man was amazedwhen the nearest of the two horses repeated, "It's your fuel pump, tap itwith your flashlight, and try it again." Confused, the man tapped
A Horse With No Name
Ok so I have a friend/co worker at work that has recently bought a young 3 year old gelding paint (black & white) horse. He's beautiful but has no name yet. She said I could name him because when I saw him I fell in LOVE with him. So here's my question... Can yall help me figure out a good name for him? He's very special to me and wanna make sure he has the best name he can have :) So if you have any suggestions plz feel free to comment here or leave me an sb or somethin :) Any and all names are taken :) THANKS YALL!!!
Horse Sh***t
well... i am having some major computer problems... i dont know if it's my internet connection or what exactly but it's fuckin me up on here... i can't run more than 1 or 2 programs at a time,,, or one or two browser windows without it just taking a major nose dive! so... i will not be on for a bit... i am going to take the piece of shit in for repairs... if they can't fix the problem... i will buy a new one! leave me some love while im away! if ya need me... send me a yahoo if ya got my addy... will check it when i can! sabby
Horse Roundup
A Horse's Prayer
A HORSES PRAYERFeed me, water me and care for me. When my days work is done provide me with shelter, a clean dry bed,and a stall wide enough to lie down in comfort. Talk to me, your voice often means as much to me as the reins. Pet me sometimes, that I may serve you the more gladly and learn to love you.Do not jerk the reins and do not whip me when going up hill.Never strike, beat or kick me when I do not understand what you mean,but give me a chance to understand. Watch me and if I fail to do your bidding, see if something is wrong with my harness or my feet. Examine my teeth when I do not eat. I may have an ulcerated tooth that is very painful.Do not tie my head in unnatural positions,or take away my best defense against flies by cutting off my tail.(I don't take away your mosquito curtains.)Don't smoke in my barn or leave me tied overnight and perhaps burn me to death while you are sleeping in your comfortable bed.And last, my master when my strength is gone,do not turn me out in a
The Horse Is Dead, But I Believe It'll Come Back. Trust Me.
So here I am again, venting random frustrations on the world after a night of no sleep. It's something to do, it's something to roll to, so why the fuck not?Before we begin, I'd like to make it clear that, as read from the title of this blog, this IS a dead horse. I AM going to beat it a bit. But only because I'm male, I want to beat my chest and proclaim to the heavens, and I simply want to let it be known.What am I venting about, you may ask. One word:MUSIC^ See the image above?Tell me what that image instills in your mind. In your soul. Hell, in your ass. Regardless of where it's instilling, it's doing SOMETHING.This is the album cover of Rage Against The Machine's The Battle For Los Angeles.Now... let's try this from another angle.This is Panic! at the Disco's I Write Sins Not Tragedies.What emotion does this evoke from your bowels? Granted, it's a pretty little piece of art. It DOES NOT say anything about what you're about to listen to, though. It doesn't make me FEEL anything.
Horse Whisperer
I have a friend at work who told me he has a 2 year degree in horticulture....So I said basically you're telling me that you mow lawns!....lmao
Horton Hears The Who's
Omfg!!!! Horton Hears the Who's is a must see for kids and grown up kids. It was an awesome movie. It was hilarious through out most of the movie. A very good plot too. Its starts out as a cartoon for an elephant trying to save the who's which he is trying to save them through out the whole show. If you really listen to the words too you can tell that it is a battle against good and evil, or nonreligious people and religious people. Through out the movie you had one person trying to persuade that "If you can't see, feel or hear something it doesn't exsist." Which is the way a lot of nonreligious people try to rationalize not being religious. Where as the elephant, who was played by Jim Carey, was trying to prove that even though you can't see, touch or hear it doesn't mean that others can't. He was not only trying to save the Who's, but to send the message that people have a right to believe in what they want and no one should put them down for it. Also, you can almo
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********************************************************************************************* * Horus * He Who Is Above * Eye of Ra / Re * Eye of Horus * Wadjet / Wedjat * Udjat * ********************************************************************************************* HORUS - The Son of Suns, Horus is the Eye of creative focus. It moves through the cosmos as a spherical imprinting devise, rolling across the star fields imprinting the divine logos or word or breath of activation upon each and every particle. Through the Hori (Hor Eye) the whirlwind of breath expands and contracts the vision or focus of worlds in motion. Consequentially, the Eye of Horus (representing the primary Horian principle) develops the Language of Light and the many signs, symbols, sacred utterances and language which come out of that font. Horus as a whole system develops contact between the Creator and the created, which are both really the same things from different perspectives. These perspectives
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Buried at Wishing Everyone out there in Cherryville a Very Happy and safe New Years Eve ! Remember Call a Taxi or a friend to give You a ride Home if You have had to much to drink. We all want to see You back here next Year! Have fun all! > >Penis Study > > > >In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the > >head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year > >and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was > >larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during > >sex. > > > > > >After the US published the study, France decided to do > >their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they > >concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. > > > > > >Newfoundland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. > >After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46 and 2 cases of beer, they > >concluded > >that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and
Ho's Ho's Ho's
Holiday Greetings from all of us at the Universal Life Church of Covington. With all of this crap about not being able to just wish people Merry Xmas because of it may offend their faith, I had to start this one kind of corporate. Sorry. I mean, if you wish someone a Merry Christmas that may not celebrate the day can’t it just be a moniker for ‘enjoy whatever holiday you celebrate’? When you wish someone ‘Good Luck’, do you have to specify what exactly you are hoping they are successful in? No. It is a general saying that you hope whatever they do, they enjoy it and it is a nice experience for them. Why is everyone so scared that something they say in a pleasant and generic fashion will somehow damage another human who has their own and different beliefs? Homey don’t play that! Merry Christmas everyone. Peace and alcohol, The Unholy Reverend joe
Ho's Of Love
I was described the other evening in a way, well, that I think was supposed to an insult, but I thought was actually kind. 'Reverend, you are a 'love whore', who is completely unavailable', are the words I was told as we neared the dreaded last call moment. I had just spent an evening with a friend who dropped around midnight, so I took her home, and realized shortly after that I was, in fact, not ready for the fun to be over. I went to another bar, headed out on the porch, and sat with several buddies and new acquaintances until we were told 'you do not have to go home, but you cant stay here'. Before that sad event took place, since I have known several of the other porch creatures for a while now, there were many hugs and kind words being tossed around along with our glass covered nectar. It was just an honestly good time being enjoyed by some damn fine people. Then, the words dropped. Before I could even reply, I heard a 'What the hell does that mean?' So, she explained 'Every time
sorry i was awayfor so longI have never been a pussy for Pain before so when all this hit me, you know I had to be in some REAL Pain. Don't ever also be afraid of getting a second opinion either, I recently had Gall Stones and the first time I went to the hospital they mis-diagnoised me as having Gastric problems then a year later I had another attack and I insisted they were full of #### and told them so and to run the right tests this time. then Viola!! Gallstones the size of golfballs, then after surgery that took a month to heal from I was OK again. Then almost a year to the day I went in for Gall Bladder surgery, I passed and recovered a Kidney Stone big enough to scare the people in the ER. I only knew I had passed it from the sound of it hitting the porcelin Urinal (Clink!)..My reaction was..what the hell was that??!! No, That did not come from my dick did it?!!? Looked at it and it was barbed on one side and smooth on the other...So it must have came smooth side out cause I did
So I got discharged from the hospital yesterday and found out i have inflamed lungs and my main artery going to my heart the blood flow is very low. All I can do is pray and ask for all of you to pray for me. Cuz i know the only thing that will Help me is God
I went into the hopsital Monday night thanks to EMS. I was having pain in my lower left back. I knew what it was because I had had this pain before, but not this bad. Turns out that I had three medium kidney stones this time. Two on the left and one on the right. I was being pumped full of saline IV to try and flush them out. It was not working. Wednesday morning I was visited by my doctor. He told me that I had two options: Go home and try to pass them on my own or have surgery and have them removed. He said by what he saw in the x-ray, there was no way of passing them normally. So I had my first operation to have the stones removed. They could not get the breathing tube down my throat so they put it in my right nostril. That hurt like hell. I was under when they did the operation. I will save you all the details. I will just say this: I now have a stent in right now. If you don't know what that is, messsage me and I will tell you. I got back Thursday afternoon. I am still feeling pai
Hospitial Visit
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! motherfucking ow to be exact. Ill set this up.. after fair was over for the weekend i decided to hit up "la fiesta" and grab a bite to eat and hang with some friends. cool, i ordered a CHICK AND cheese quesadia, i got a cheese instead. she offered to fix it but folks i was ravenous so i took it and devoured it. bout an hour had passed and i was thinking that it just didn't settle right. i told my friends good night and headed out on my hour drive back to another friends (where im staying) and it got a little worse. thinking an upset stomach was to blame i just chilled out on the couch and played some game for a bout an hour. the pain got worse. now thinking that it was a vicious gas issue mixed with a hunk of cheese i tried to lay down... that didnt work either and things were getting intense.... so to shorten this and skip some ick details i went to the hospitial fearing the condition of my appendix. after some iv induced pain killer they wh
Hi friends just wanted to let yall know I am going into hospital tomorrow morning...been sick as hell for few weeks now and am not sure how long I will be there. I will be back on when I come home. Will miss yall...Talk to yall soon as I am able to...Take care friends.
Hospital Time
i had the op on monday the 15th had a spinal block was awake thru the op pretty wierd feeling was told the knee was chewed up pretty bad and the next op will be the big one a total knee replacement so i will find out abt the next week when i see the dr post op so will keep u posted abt that one well i must rest now the knee is giving me a bit of pain atm so i seem to be resting heaps bye for now
will im out of the hospital and home for bed rest the surgery did not go as plan and the results were shitty they was hoping to save my rectum but couldnt so tbey remove it completely my stomache is all cut up with over 150 stitches and it hurts to move i hope soon i can restart chemo therpy since its been over 3 months since the last time i did chemo and i hope the cancer cells in my lungs havent spread. When i though everything was going good 4 me all of a sudden i got sick again and was put right back in the hospital. they dont know why i keep getting these virus or whatever it is that gets me sick. im just so freaking tired of being sick and not having any energy to do the things i use to love to do. i cant even play ball with my sons without me getting so tired for the next few days. i just hope 1 day ill be able to do the things that my sons want to do with me on a regular basis. Is this 2 much to ask for? will this my first ever blog so i hope i do ok im in the hospital fo
Hospital Food
This is the noise that my bed makes when it thinks there is something wrong with it. Yes, modern technology has blessed us with a bed that has limited intellegence. Unfortunately, much like many humans with limited intellegence, it likes to talk too much. The noise it makes is the very same noise that the cardiac monitor makes as warning for someone who's heart has gone all corpsey (read: DEAD). So apparently this bed has a bit of an ego to it, as if to say that its minorest of malfunctions (which can be caused by something as trivial as my shifting my weight) is equal to a human going 'code' as they say in these places (read: DEAD). I can now, thanks to my bed, show you the spot in your brain, exactly, where the "DWEEEEEEEE" noise rams a railroad spike after prolonged exposure (more than 4 seconds) to said noise. I have been told that my bed would be replaced in 7 to 10 days... this was about 3 weeks ago. So goes it here in this place. Id leave, but right now Im even more afraid of th
Hospital Trip
well as most of u kno i have very bad neck problems, most of the time i can handle them.til recently it got real bad and very very painful. my arm and feet would get tingling sensastions and numbness and be real cold out of nowhere,so i decided to go to the hospital to see what if anything they could tell me. they took 6 xrays of my neck and said by looking at the x rays i have disc degeneration. and i need to schedule an MRI to get a better look at my nerves.from what the doctor think about it he thinks i have a pinched nerve, and the only way to fix that is with come monday i have to schedule to get one done and hope they dont find a pinched nerve. i will post another bulletin after my MRI.
Hospital Over Crowding In Bc
i am absolutely appalled at the conditions of my local emergency room i had to take the baby into emergency for a minor operation yesterday and this was the state of the hospital down the road from me...the baby is doing fine now that she is on meds
for those who may know and for those who don't...2 fridays ago my dad was put in the hospital for almost 2 weeks and he had to have 2 surgeries one on his heart to get more blood flow in it and stuff...he had 1 out of 5 main arteries working before the surgery but now he has 4 of the 5 & he also had his gall bladder taken out cause he had gall stones! hey all this is for the ones that I told about what happened or what was wrong with my dad...well he is in good shape right now maybe alittle weak from laying in a hospital bed since last monday til friday cause monday morning he about had a heartattack and they hospital that he first went to put a stent in him and all this stuff and he stayed all night there and then they decided to take him to central baptist hospital tuesday morning and have surgery done which didn't happen cause dad agreed to not smoke cigarettes anymore and he was in ICU there for a couple of days and then they let him go home friday afternoon that's about it and he'
Hospital Time ( Sucks )
ok let's just start out saying when I had "Spiral Meningitis" when I was 13 months what I know I had it when I was a baby but from that my Auntie does believe that's when I got Seizures I guess I would say the effect but from that I had it totally worse when I was a baby if anything I think I could lived in a hospital lol cause it was that meaning times I went but what I know it was a lot worse when I was a baby from that I live it and it's very hard for me to sleep @ night cause I'm a computer freak @ night what I can say if I dont get my beauty sleep lol which I dont at all basically pretty much I'll start my seizures well I did pretty much I did get a couple of hours of sleep lastnight cause I went out lastnight and everything so came back home @ 12a.m. I believe then I was on the phone until 2a.m, then the computer and everything so yeah then after that yep totally past out of course was really tired then I woke up around 4a.m. cause had to wake my mother up @ 5:30a.m. but got her
as some of you may know my left hand is still fucked but its still very weak have not got all my strength in it yet and its still numb and it hurts tomorrow iam going for a image test its a never test so hopefully i no what the hell is going on with it
Hospital Kidney
Wanna say hey to everyone!! I was in the hospital for a couple days, had a gallbladder attack, so they did surgery and removed it. I was havin alot of pain for awhile, but now that Ive had the surgery I do feel alot better!! I quit smokin!! I had a few on easter at my moms, she came over one day and I took 1 off her, and last weekend I went out for a couple hours and had a couple then, but other then that I havent had any!! So I think Im doin really good with the whole smokin thing!!  I cant believe how much this place changes everytime I log on something is new! Anywho I cant stay long, but I wanted to say hey to yall and I do hope yall are doin good!! I still dont think ill get on here much, but if you wanna keep in touch with me let me know and ill give ya my myspace or email address. Still wont be everyday, but it will be more often then it is here. Yall take care and i do hope to catch yall sometime soon!! Lots of licks and spanks to all my friends!! xoxo
Hospital Beds
My grandmother is in the hospital, dying slowly from a smaller than normal heart. Please keep her in your prayers as she struggles through this fight. Love ya Granny. -Ben
Hospital Visit
Left my house wednesday morning on the way to have lunch with my son at his I was walkin to the car I started feeling a little bit of pain in my stomach. By 2:30 I could barely stand up and was admitted into the hospital. My Colon exploded...for lack of a better, more medical term.  Diverticulitus was the start of it.   Anyway....had emergency surgery wednesday. Hung out in the hospital til today. Got two open wounds in my gut.  Gotta shit thru my stomach for a couple months...then go back to the hospital and have all the wounds sown back up. Fun Fun Fun    
Hospital Fun
This is the deal for those that have been asking about my health... I went into the hospital to have an Angiogram October 31st (last month)  They found two blockages in my right and left main arteries in my heart...(what a shocker) They said that both arteries were blocked 90% and that I needed to have a triple bypass (open heart surgery) Blew me away....So I will be having my surgery Monday the 4th...I have my laptop with me now, but not sure how much I will be on...I'm sure I won't be on Monday and possibley Tuesday.... Thank you to all that have showen me their love while I have been in the hospital...I miss you all.... Please just bare with me...I'll be back as soon as I can.... Loves and hugs to you all Linda
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ok i have decided to hold my own fu bucks comment contest .here are the rules RULES: nsfw pics 2.self bombing is allowed 3. no drama (if there is drama you will be removed and blocked ) 4. rules are subject to change (per my say so ) 5. first person to the lowest amount of comments needed ,has the right to take that amount of fubucks and be removed from the contest or keep going for one of the bigger prizes (ALSO PERTAINS TO THE 2ND AND 3RD PERSON AND SO ON AN SO FORTH) 6. contest is over when all prizes have been awarded PRIZES: 1ST PLACE : 100,000 FUBUCKS (75,000 IN COMMENTS) 2ND PLACE : 50,000 FUBUCKS (55,000 IN COMMENTS) 3RD PLACE : 25,000 FUBUCKS (35,000 IN COMMENTS) please send the pic you want to enter to me and i will open the contest once i have at least 7-10 entries.i also will let you know when the contest begins .
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Hosting My First Contest
Pink0828 WANTS YOU! The SEXY WOMEN AND MEN from all branches of Military for a NEW CONTEST! Contest will start once I receive 10 entries and will run for 2 weeks once I do get them. THE RULES... 1. You must have a verified salute to be able to participate. 2. Your contest picture must be in uniform. 3. No charge of an entry fee unless someone else puts you in the contest, then it's $20,000 fubux. However they will get that back if your entry recieves either 100 rates or 1000 comments. This is a Rate only contests. But there will be a special prize given to the top Man/Woman who recieves the most comments. THE PRIZES... 1st place-500,000 Fubux & your choice of a 1month VIP or 7day blast- Plus an Offical Fu Bling 2nd place-250,000 Fubux & a 3day blast or Bling Pack- Plus an Offical Fu Bling 3rd place-100,000 Fubux and a 1 day blast or ticker- Plus an Offical Fu Bling *Pink0828*~*~Help Me With Contest Coming Up. :)XOXOSign My
Hosting My 1st Auction
Would you like to own one of these hotties... they have a lot of good stuff to offer... Come & check it out.. Make sure you Rate, Fan, and Add the host because the folder is to friends only... Heres her link: ♥rkkennedy84♥ fu-wifey of Undertaker 1098 *Owned By Sniper*@ fubar Here's who is up for Auction: The HOST ♥ Rkkennedy84 ♥ @$h13y R0ck$ F@c3$ 0ff™ ♥Stacey a.k.a Suckface♥ ***Jezebel*** Robisue (Club F A R) IRRESISTABLE COMPLCATION~ CLUB FAR~' !Sniper! 'Diamonds Forever Owned By Sweet Thing ( MANAGER @ THE KITTY KAT LOUN' Right~kind~of~wrong' ♥Jeana aka JeeZilla♥
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Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne hi everyone, I've been asked to host an auction, so after a couple of days of planning and discussions I've decided to host one. Entry fee is just 40K fubucks, thats right, not 50K or 100K other people charge for auctions LOL. Please rate fan and add the hostess when you enter if you haven't already, this is a join fun auction, thank you. Auctions are a great way to make some new friends and have some fun. Here are our rules ... PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU BID AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT THEM BEFORE THEY BID TOO! SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY PLEASE!!! 1. NO DRAMA!!! Violators will be blocked/removed from the auction without question. 2. The contestants reserve the right to refuse any bids placed on them. They must inform their host before the close if this is the case. 3. Minimum starting bid 40,000 fubucks and there is no limit on the maximum bid. 4. Acceptable bids can be fubucks, blasts, tickers packs, bling packs, VIP'S, ha
Host Your Midget Here......
Ok folks, here is the deal. we now have the Midgets, or mini me's as i like to call them. and you get points when ever yours shows up. so here is the rules. 1) you send me your Fubar user ID (IE: fubar User ID: 764544) 2) you must post my Midget somewhere on your site and tell me where i can find it 3)once i verify my Midget is on your site somewhere, be it a blog, stash, or anywhere else, yours will be posted to my page under interests, as well as add you to the family 4)I will also host your Mini me for 50K fubucks, for 6 months, 100K fuBucks for a year, a ticker for 18 months, a Blast or Bling pack gets 2 years, and if you buy me a Happy Hour you get on the family for life... So stop reading this already and mail me your ID number, comon what you waiting for?????
Hosting My Auction
I'm hosting my first auction... do u wanna join? please email me a pic.. what your offing... 2000 fu-bucks if you can't make a tag i will do it 4 you... this will be a never ending auction so u take any bid u like... whenever u what out
Hosting 1st Auction
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Hosting An Auction!
  DJ Sexy Kitty Is hosting an auction!If you would like to be in it sign up by Tuesday April 14th @ 2pm EST. Auction will begin April 14th @ 6pm EST. Join in plz! Send Me a Pm With a picture of you that you want used & What you will be offering. Entry fee will be 2,500 fubucks. And the starting bids will all be 15K. I will also make you bullys to post for when the auction starts! Click the Pic Below to Go Enter!!!!!  
Hosting An Auction
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OK peps..I am gonna host another auction/contest...a late Valentines know I am behind! This one is 4 everyone! So cum all...lmao!    It will start Monday 2/14/11 & end on Sunday 2/20/11! There is no charge 2 enter the auction! I do them 4 fun & 2 help others! Ownership lasts for 1 month! U can accept any bid at any time if u want!    Here is what I need from u if u want in:   1. A link 2 a pic of u (SFW or NSFW)   2. A list of everything u want 2 offer (please no really long lists)   Please send info & pic in a private message not in my shout box! Put subject as Auction so I know what it is! If u need help with ideas I will be glad 2 help out!   Here is how the contest part is gonna work! The winner will be decided on total rates! If there is a tie it will go by rates & comments combined!  Prizes:   1st Place: 1 Boomy 2nd Place: 5 Credit Bling 3rd Place: 3 Credit Bling     So get me ur info asap!   Thanks, Christina =)
Hosting A Auction!
    Dee75Auction!!   The Rules 1. All entries must pay a 100k fee to join payable to me min bid will be 100k 2. you must send me a link to the photo you would like to be used in the auction along with a list of things you would like to offer. 3. I will post all pictures with the list of offering on Monday March 1st and the auction will end 2 weeks later on March 15. 4. All bids must be paid to each member by that day all offerings are good to the high bidder for 30 days. 5. Auctionees have the options to close the auction at anytime if they wish to accept that bid. 6. you are responsible for promoting your auction picture althought I will promote the auctions Please contact me if you have any questions or are interested in joining this auction. I am NOT responsible if the bidder wont pay up!   Brought to you by: Dee75@ fubar >   > > >   Do you guys know Mendi If not then you are missing out on a good person.
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