Alright ya'll. I know there's this unspoken rule men have followed since they met females in fields and sold their sheep for wives. It's the 'call only after three days rule'. Ya'll wonder why you lose our numbers? Why you wake up in a cold sweat and search your laundry basket (or floor) praying that the hot piece of ass's phone number hasn't been washed yet? Forget the rules, children. It's time to put that annoyance to bed. Call her (oh my god, can I do this?) the NEXT day. Tell her you think guys who do that are stupid. 'I don't know why men wait to call somebody they find interesting. I really enjoyed talking to you, and I don't believe in playing games. How'd you like it if we _______?' Women love men who think for themselves and prove to be different from the mainstream semi-chauvinistic way of thinking. SHE'LL LIKE IT! Now, wait for chapter so I can tell you how to get rid of her.....
