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Contest Plz Help
Just over 24hrs left plz help I'm in 3rd place at min thank you to all that have helped so far Ok dont ask but Shell has talked me into entering her contest lol so any help would be greatly appreciated P.s excuse pic was drunk when I took it lol
Deleting Friends
Ok, There are way too many people on my list I have never talked too... I am deleting people that arent true to me. If you want to stay drop me a line and let me know.... tomorrow I am doing a sweep on my list and deleting people I don't talk to.... If you are a true friend...let me know
To who ever sends me anon. gifts thank you.., but i do not find Gift Shop sexy. LOL Please, if ur gonna send me spicy gifts send from you... i don't bite unless asked ;) P.S. Have u seen my penis? LOL PSS>: Well Gift Shop is 32 & Female... so she might be hot... i dunno... LOL fubar Gift Shop@ fubar
Ty For The Happy Birthday
Concert Bulletins
I love cock, big ones, small ones, hard ones, soft ones and in between. Each one is a challenge I guess you could say that my hobby is giving head. I'm 20 years old and I've tasted the seed of at least 30 men and I've never had one who didn't leave satisfies. My big secret is technique. I use my mouth, not my hands to bring a guy off. It's harder that way, but the appreciative grunts when a big, hard prick begins to twitch in my mouth and spit hot seed against the back of my throat is worth the extra effort. I like to start while the cock is still soft. I will lay it in the palm of my hand and stroke it gently as though it is a small animal. As the guy's cock swells in my hand, my pussy begins to quiver and the crotch of my panties dampens. When he is good and stiff, I lean down and flick my tongue against the sensitive area just below the tip. More than once, Ive had guys shoot off all over my face at that point. I don't complain, but instead, I grab the shaft and try
The Lookout
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted. "An ambulance just drove by!" "Looks like the Andersons have company, he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike!" "Looks like the Sanders are moving!" "Jason is on his skate board...." After a few moments he announced, "The Coopers are having sex!!" Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed. Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know they are having sex?" "Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle."
Not Happy
I am sticky up sticky in sticky down sticky out gooey gushing mushy milk-white at the tip where her lips touch my oh-my-yes. I am gooey gone sticky hard sliding down mushy wet milky yes gushing going coming finding filling fumbling crumbling at the taste of her the touch of it the scent of us the molten milky motions of our skins inside around right there where we have joined. All rights reserved
Sexy Azz Fubar People
Here are some great people to rate, fan, and add...they are the hot and sexy members of the HOT MAMA us lots of love and it will be returned....Great help for those of you who need points, bucks, friends, fans and rates... #1 HOT MAMA Ginger4Real...PLAY SAFE !!!@ fubar Top Mama of the week goes to>>>> ♥ Sapphyre Eclipse ♥ (TAKEN)@ fubar From here out top 10 spaces are earn this by showing madd support for your fellow mamas kelli2you(Founder of the quiet angels)@ fubar PRIVATE NURSE@ fubar Blondie_UK_ AkA_ViRuS's_Fiancee@ fubar ~Emily Gail the 1 and only~ (My NSFW's are private, settle down boys!!!)@ fubar *~۞♥ MZWM♥۞ بT' HUG جT ضUT BجTاH!!۞ *~@ fubar *~♥ANGIE BABE♥~CONFEDERATE BOMBER~*@ fubar ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A close and personal friend next door neighbou
CHECK US OUT HERE!My new site with Games including trivia channel, Movies to watch, Up to 3 Cam viewing at once, Profiles and buddies, And the best damn chat around. Click the pic!!! I used to have an ISP called sigecom and recently a company out of colorado springs bought them out. They are called WIDE OPEN WEB or WOW. They started last friday to upgrade servers and the routing within the server structure from servers to hubs to links and all. My problem was that they waited until the first week of school to do this and had no clue how to even figure out how to fix the problem. It wasn't until last night when I spoke with a tech support individual and told them it was the same issue as when they upgraded to dhcp from static ip's. This finally one week later let them know that they simply needed to upgrade the modems firmware but did not consider the fact that the user cant do this on their end and that they should have done this before doing the rest of things. I am stil
Damn U
Good News
Stupid People
So... it is Friday and so far things have been going well... no bosses... a little busy but I will live... then I get rated a 3... on my new default pic no less... BASTARDS!
What An Ass Part Ii
Ok so those of u that read the first part of this blog a couple weeks ago kinda know what going on..i was talkin to sum guy on here and everything was all good then wierd stuff started happening..i was erased from his friends and blocked but then added back i kinda figured sumthing was goin i asked him and he said sorry blabla..well as sum of u know last night i got sum comments on my page from his WIFE yes his wife..sum of u already predicted this so its of no thing is that he talks to other girls on here and i was the main one singled out and she has my phone needless to say thats why im in a bad mood for those of u askin if u have any comments i would appreciate it thanks i luv u all my freinds!
So True
One day someone special will be gone. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of your bedroom, you might be struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, No more "just one more minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. never to return before we can say good-bye, Or say "I Love You." So while we have it . . it's best we love it . . And care for it and fix it when it's broken . and take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriage .... and friendships .. And children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, Because we cherish them! Some things we keep -like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us happy, No matter what. Life is important, and so are the people we know . And so,
My Mommy
My mom passed away a few months ago, and that's why I left the internet completely. Please don't ask me how she died. But uh, thanks to my friends on here who still want to talk to me after I left without saying anything.
College Footbal Opening Weekend
Its Johnnys
hey everyone..if anyone reads this you should be nice to rate and comment..ill do the same really bored so if you want to talk ill be up for a lil bit...
Mizz Daisy's Place
The answer to all your questions.... Ok people of Fubar. Due to the same old questions being asked of me and my messages going into overload I decided to go ahead and blog all the answers for you! What color panties am I wearing? I am wearing HUGE, lime green with black polka dot granny panties. I know hot right? Would I like to have a threesome? Meaning what? 2guys, 2 girls, beastiality be more specific AND HELL NO I WON"T! Would you like to meet and go out? Honestly, the first or second message, you could be Jeffery Dahmer for all I know. Do I like younger men? Hmmm... Where do I work? Until ya get to know me I will never tell, sorry goes back to that Jeffery Dahmer thing. What do I do for work? I help build and facilitate the formula for which........Come on read the profile it is there! Will you marry me? Sure I will when you get your drivers license!! What do I think about birth control? ...........(sorry listening to the crickets) What am I doing?
Brain Seepage And Heart Vomit
(reconstructed from my best recollection) this is a conversation that occurred after i entered a yahoo chat room and proudly announced my presence by saying "hello lades. dam im so durnk an horny id even do me one them fagits". i had the following photo on my profile: ku_guy_24: hi angus_beef: howdy ku_guy_24: i'm horny too angus_beef: that's good cause im about to splode in my pants ku_guy_24: where are you at? angus_beef: i'm at daddy's pig farm ku_guy_24: no, i mean what town angus_beef: cempoplis angus_beef: centoprols ku_guy_24: i'm in lawrence. is that close to lawrence? angus_beef: bout 20 miles ku_guy_24: cool angus_beef: you wanna screw? c'mon boy... i ain't gonna hurt you. much... ku_guy_24: that's good. i like the rough stuff. angus_beef: you like getting kicked in the side when you're taking it in the ass, boy? ku_guy_24: please don't call me boy. i'm black, and it offends me when you call me that. angus_beef:
At this point in my life I am so confused. I have been hurt a lot. I have been sort of seeing this one girl and it gets more confusing everyday. She tells me she does not want to date me yet comes to lots of events that my friends and I have. She calls me and talks to me. She sends me text all the time. I just do not know anymore. I am confused. What is that makes the female species want to drive the males nuts by being confusing. How hard is it to decide you want something and go after that and nothing else. Sometimes I wish I I could just turn my feeling off and never worry about anyone or anything again. I am tired of pain.
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you." The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but yo
Food Mover
Today I went to the grocery store. If ya ask me, I will tell ya I go to the Walmarts EVERY DAY. But in truth, I probally only go 5 out of 7 days a week! It is what I call "food moving". The food on the shelves, it all looks simple enough, some packages even boast and brag, 'only 7 minutes from freezer to table. Who are they kidding? Not me, I've already invested that much time in finding my keys, to begin the food moving mission. After I have measured and calculated its portion per package capacity. And compared generic vs. what I can afford, from the shelves into the cart this is where the food becomes my responsibility. I move this food around the football stadium size of a grocery store until I cant take the running and screaming any longer, isnt it time for the snowbirds to go home! It's time to stand in line, Whatever happened to the sign that states that if there is more than 3 people in line they open another register. Gone! The bag boys took all the signs when they went into wi
Hello Fubar World
Hello fubar world just wanted to say Hi and I hope everyone has a great weekend and party hard. Daddy's Poem Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At las
The Reality Of Cancer
So aside of the obvious of surgery, did you know ongoing cancer treatment it EXPENSIVE! This is not the financial strain you want if you are paycheck to paycheck. After my hubbys child support comes out of his check we are left with enough to cover our bills, rent, food, and necessities. We don't usually have much left over for alot of extras, but we manage some with careful planning or post yard sales..LOL We have some bills that need to get paid, and I honestly wish there was a time frame for cancer patients that was extended out past their treatment before demanding payment. Not only this but I have found how little financial help there is for people with Cancer! You have to have specific kinds of cancer before people will really help! Colon Cancer apparently isn't one of them. Most of the things I have looked into are dead ends, or have no funds available. Had I gotten Breast Cancer, there would be more help. Seems like a bit of an injustice. But hey I might be bia
Wheres The Love ???
I am asking myself where all the friends on fubar are , I have a good few and I've helped rate them or bombed them in contests, some of those dedicated few have in turn helped me bomb my uncle in a contest yet i see hardly any apart from those few read bullitins. Are people on here anti Scottish I wonder ???? I came here since both myspace and yahoo turned out be full of crap, its been great fun here but I'm wonder if lot people just add to have big list like they did elsewhere, and dont really care about the friendship at all mmmmm
Huh? I Don't Think I Was!
Hey: Heloo my name is Jimmy im 29yrs old i am married and have 4 boys. I am here for friend and fun. If i mad u mad and u want to take me off ur fan or friend list that ok.There is nothing wrong with having alittle fun and messing around. my wife does it so can I. If u want ot talk sexy thats fine. We will probly never meet so what does it hurt. Its like i said if u dont want to talk to me or u want to take me off ur list i understand. thanks and lots of love. I grew up in Ok riding horses and working cattle. cowboy78
What's Your Kinky Turn On
You scored as Chains/Handcuffs, Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs100% Bondage92% Biting75% Whips58% Blood17% Blind Folds8% What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with You scored as maybe, your in the middle, it widley known that boys are dirtier than girls so really this is the best place to be!maybe75% you are so obsessed63% no way
Rate Me Plz
hey all can you plz rate me n comment and help me level u plz
Joke Of The Day!
A man was driving down the road when his car broke down. He walked down the road till he got to this farm house. He walked up, knocked on the door, and the farmer came to the door. "My car broke down up the road a bit and was wondering if I could stay here for the night til the tow truck arrives?" The farmer replies,"Well that won't be a problem. But you will have to sleep in my sons room." "Opps, sorry mister. I think I'm in th ewrong joke." THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon..... I can't even say this when I'm sober THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, offi
Cloaked in darkness bathed in sin, My own salvation lies within. Caught up in a dangerous game, Dancing madly in hell's hot flame. Growing closeer to endless night, As I pray for morning's light.
Quotes About Sex Nsfw
Sex is like playing bridge.....If you don't have a good hand you'd better have a good partner "if its not erotic. Its not interesting." -- Fernando Arrabal "nobody will every win the battle of the sexes. There's to much fraternizing with the enemy." -Henry Kissinger "How are men just like floor tiles? Because if you lay them right the first time , you can walk all over them the rest of your life." --Anonymous "An erection is a mysterious thing. There's always the fear, each time one goes, that you won't be seeing it again." -Kirk Douglas "The reason so many women fake orgasm is that so many men fake foreply" - Anonymous "The greatest discovery of the 20th century is that womne like it too." -George Burns "All to many men still seem to believe, in a rather naive and egocentric way, that what feel good to them is automatically what feels good to women. " - Shire Hite "It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls neve have the time." -Tallu
When It Rains
Yes you read the title right..... when it rains, it pours!! Nothing can ever be simple. Everything from airconditioning to migranes, it cant be easy. ... I get a new AC unit for my club. we are now $8000 in it and two weeks later it freezes. right before my contest! ...... I get migranes. they get severe but I have learned to live with them. Now I am getting sharp pains, that are dropping me to my knees, in the back of my head (right side at the base of the skull shooting stright up - for those of you who think you are doctors).... and just all around ignorant people who want to be stupid and make your life a living hell. I know this all sounds like me being an ass but after a while it all gets to you. There is no one to turn to, no one you can talk to. I mean really, honestly, scream at, talk to. So we keep it inside and each little thing that happens or each idiot you have to deal with, makes you madder and more frustrated until you cant tell the difference between th
Farewell To My Fubar Friends And Family
Diana ,
Why Do Men?
Ok perhaps i didn't think that blog through before posting it daughter was distracting me somewhat at the time. I know that even those who turn gay have the same emotional distress as straight women do. And yes i know not all guys are this way..just the ones i've met either in person or online then in person seem to be. I guess i'm just morbidly depressed deep down inside that love has a hard time grasping hold of my heart. To many heartaches and in the past..and the heart not wanting to take on any more pain. Perhaps that's why i'm so reluctant to make a commitment to anyone? Ok...maybe it's just me, but why is it that guys like to play with our emotions?? They tell you all sorts of things you want to hear or what they think you want to hear...?*I love you..can't wait till we are together... You are the love of my life..* that sorta garbage. Hence reasons why some of us either stay single or turn lesbian. Honestly...all you men out there!! Do we seem to have *I am in need o
WOW !!!!!! Date: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 03:44:01 -0700 From: To: Reply-To: Size: 1 KB -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi your so HOT looking , I love your eye's and smile WOW. I don't mean to be rude or a dumb perv but when I see you , I DO start to get a hard on !. Your a real PRETTY baby doll .
A3ther's Mind
ONE: What's another nail in the coffin when you're already dead Just like another bullet in a corpse's head Load the magazine, pull back and cock Just like that we're ready to rock Flick the flint, let the flame rise Inhale the smoke, we're dead inside Feet on the ground, but head's in the sky I'm betting my soul, no second tries I'm on a one way road to destruction I've got a one-day active bloodlust My one track mind can't function Since the one last day my heart was dust Why do you have to ask me why I don't change I've never liked seeing me acting so strange And don't even try to tell me that I don't care How would you know? You've never been there That's why I laugh when you try to get me guilty Cause in my mind there's no reason to be And it's so funny when you try to act Just like when I leave and never come back I've got one last thing that I've got to do But I've got one straight shot to success This is my last minute ticket for one last trip thr
Mya's Longing-a Short Story
Mya's Longing-A Short Story Somebody is going to die tonight. She's sitting in her rocking chair watching the rain pour outside her window. No time to marvel over the beauty of the summer rainfall blanketing the ground on a cool spring evening. The raindrops batting against the window sill could not distract her while glancing at the nearby window. No time to appreciate the beauty of nature as she stares in an almost hypnotic trance. The soft knitted blanket that covered her lap could not bring comfort or peace to her frightened soul. The home that she kept would soon become a war zone where the only escape was death. One look at her crestfallen face could tell the entire story of what she endures on a constant basis. The long and curling brown hair was the only disguise she had for her left eye-a dark purple aberration that literally hides the gorgeous deep blue pool that a man could lose himself in. It was found in her right eye, but the eyebrows and forehead s
Hey What Happened To Im Bored?
I Feel Blah
First Blog
Hi to all Fubar members. Today is my second day at Fubar and I already was welcomed by some nice people which I would like to meet in a later stage. The upcoming weeks I would like to use to explore Fubar and meet some nice people who are not fake and respect others like I do. So if your one of them please don't hesitate to contact me. I look forward to meet you and exchange thoughts about our living environiment. I'm a 52 year young Dutch male living in the South of the Netherlands. For those who have a problem with geografy, it's that little country in the North West of Europe.
Happy Birthday Kari
LOVE? how can you love somebody unconditionally if that person doesn't love you as much as you do? can it be possible to love without expecting anything in return? is it such craziness to give your all yet not ask for anything? would you be happy if the person you love don't care any less about your feelings? LOVE is so complicated, sometimes very tiring yet when you're in that situation you think that everything is possible and worth shedding a tear. it is a journey of which we can chose either to go through it or you don't want anything to do with it. whatever we chose we should learn to live-up to it and make the most out of it. never let failure and problems put your hopes down coz those are the things that makes the relationship stronger. keep on dreaming coz dreams do come true. but when we love there should be limits to it. once respect and trust isn't around anymore, then let go, it would not make things okay if you would force things. everything happens for a reason. love
im around..been looking for a job...finally got a part time job...and got a new pet....blackie...a 15 week old kitten....crazy cat lol never blogged before so dont really know what to do
Would You? Do It!!! me? 2.fuck me? 3.kiss me? 4.lick me? 5.touch me? 6.hate me? me? 8.strip for me? 9.stare at me? 10.marry me? 11.please me? 12.tease me? 13.go out with me? 14.make out with me? 15.suck me? 16.fight me? me? 18.hug me? with me? 20.hurt me? repost this in 2 min and see how many people message u back!!!!!!!!!!!!! repost this saying WOULD YOU???
What I Am Looking For
I want a girl who can tickle with me, who I can talk to about anything, who laughs at my jokes, who will put thier cold hands in my warm hoodie pockets, who uses my sweatshirt for a pillow, who says I love you & means it, who will kiss me in the rain.. in the sunshine.. and in the snow, whos calls unexpectedly, who will have many inside jokes with me and remember each one, a girl who notices haircuts, who realizes that I say things but dont always mean them, who can tell me her problems and let me help, who will listen to me talk, who saves her big smiles for me, who changes in one of my t-shirts and doesnt expect to give it back, who knows my full name-- first.. middle and last, who will know when something is wrong when im trying my best to put on an act, who will kiss me and tell me im handsome, who will cry to me, who will hold me & kiss my cheek, who suprises me, who compliments and plays with my hair, who will brag about me to all of her friends, who is not afraid to give me a gr
I need to realize that being in love is not a given in life. Love is something that must be nurtured. I can't fall in love and then do nothing to keep the feelings alive. It is something that requires compromise, communication, cooperation and a lot of understanding. It requires support and appreciation. It requires honesty and integrity. Love is being able to say "I can make it on my own but I chose to make it with you." Love shouldn't hurt. It shouldn't be violent, angry or spiteful. It shouldn't be based in pride. It shouldn't be suspicious and devious. It shouldn't be opinionated and unyeilding. It should be a feeling that comes naturally from the heart, soul and mind. It should be happy and light but it should be real. If problems arise then either work through them logically and calmly or realize that it shouldn't be. There is no place in love or in life for voices raised in anger spewing forth words whose sole purpose is to hurt, anger or embaress someone else. Love is being com
For My Baby Boy....the Love Of My Life!!
My life was so dark and bleak. I thought I could no longer go on. I was ready to end all the pain. But suddenly you came along. My world was no longer dark. It was suddenly filled with light. Your heart was radiant. It blinded my senses because it was so bright.
Sweet Tea
Why does it seem like you can't get sweet tea north of Virginia or west of the Mississippi? Going out to eat and getting a glass of unsweetened tea with ice in it is just wrong. No matter how much sugar you put in it, it just never tastes right and you end up looking like you have a pile of sand at the bottom of your glass. Is it just a southern thing or are we the only ones to figure out sugar dissolves better in hot liquid? I've met people from Seattle, Phoenix, Chicago, L.A, and other places who have never heard of ordering your tea already sweetened. Even chain restaurants that offer it in the south don't offer it in other places. Generally speaking I can get it in Atlanta, Richmond, Memphis, Nashville, Raliegh, Myrtle Beach, Louisville etc. but not in D.C., Baltimore, N.Y., K.C., Indy, Boise etc. It just makes no sense. What does everyone else think about this?
-Hazel eyes- People with hazel eyes are GORGEOUS SEXY and go all out all the time.They have the most unusual relationships. They're awesome at diversity and trying new things and very rarely will say no to ANY challenge. They are also the best in bed and love to play games they are very out going and they are sexy as hell and they are NOT nice when they are mad . If you have hazel eyes and repost this you will learn your new favorite technique of catching someone special
Super Hero
our results:You are Iron Man Iron Man 100% The Flash 100% Green Lantern 90% Spider-Man 70% Hulk 70% Superman 70% Robin 65% Catwoman 60% Wonder Woman 50% Supergirl 50% Batman 30% Inventor. Businessman. Genius. Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
Sex Test
You scored as A Slave To BDSM, Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM100% Sex God80% A Romantic50% Virgin15% How are you in bedcreated with
I Am Alive
Ok here is the deal so far. I am out of work for awhile, my 2yr old motorcycle is totaled and at the scrapyard. Nothing on my bod is broke, alot of deep bruiseing and my ribs shifted,however: a normal neck is supposed to be curved mine is straight. I might have some screwed up disks. Not sure yet waiting for MRI results. BUT I am alive and able to bitch about it. WELL I JUST BECAME A STATISTIC........... A FUCKIN ASSHOLE CUT ME OFF TURNED LEFT ALMOST ON TOP OF ME AND i HAD TO LAY MY BIKE DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING BROKE ON ME JUST A COUPLE CUTS AND BRUISES AND SORE AS HELL.. SCARED THE HELL OUT OF MY FAMILY. WHY R SOME PEOPLE SO FUCKIN BRAIN DEAD?????????????? I'LL KNOW MORE ABOUT THE BIKE TOMMORROW AFTER I CALL THE DEPEW POLICE GOODNIGHT
Brown Eyes
Blue Eyes- People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome & very good kissers. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why, they are very funny and outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. They can EXCEED your pleasure standards. The best of all. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 4 days. -Green Eyes- Sex Addicts!!!People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the horniest. They long for the touch of another.People with green eyes are very sexy and very attracted towards the opposite sex. You will meet the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this- -Hazel eyes- People with hazel eyes are GORGEOUS SEXY and go all out all the time.They have the most unusual relati
Subject: Fake Friends
APRIL = PIMP APRIL means that your really good looking. Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding.Everyone loves to be around you. You always attract attention. You are definately the most sexiest and good looking of them all. You know how to get what you want. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak to much in the next 4 days.
Friday 8-31-07
4600 TO GO!! 15016 TO GO!!
My Girls yesterday I was very very tired and worn girls were in the recliner watching tv so I thought I would just lay on the couch for a minute..Well my eyes were getting heavy and finally I fell asleep..Minutes later I woke up with my oldest putting a pillow under my head and my little one covering me with her blanket...then they both kissed me...Just like what I would do for them...I guess it made me realize that I need them as much as they need actually made me realize too that I am thankful for the toys that are out and the running around the house chasing each other...I can't imagine my life without may be hard and stressful at times..but when they come up to you and put their arms around you and tell you that they love is all worth it....
Positive Thinking
I wish you could see what I see, Instead of running away trying to flee You need believe in what's inside of you And then all dreams you can pursue Hard working, honest person Insecurity and self doubt will only worsen Unless you believe in what you are Which I don't think you have thus far Loyal, honest and kindhearted Your life has only started Things of the past always hold us back That is why we need to stay on track It seems life has been passing us by Our potential is something we always deny But when the truth is told The good life will unfold It will unfold onto our laps Focusing will be the foundation to make it not collapse This is something that is deserved This is something I have observed Positive thinking will lead the way But actions will show the message we want to display Self security and self worth is what we need Those and some other qualities will help us succeed. Control of our life and the life that we want Every one and every
I want picture comments! I return the favor... XOXO Lorelei Lane
'sup Sucka?
effincreep aka Shalana will not be here through the days of September 1st through 9th because she will be getting sex and lots of it, but leave comments and send beer anyways. I know. I know everyone is going to miss me so. But too bad you'll just have to wait until my glorious return. See you on the burnt side of the toast. I hate you all! -Shalana
STS-114 Discovery RTF launch. July 26, 2005.
Oh Yes Please
Oh, I only want, yes, to touch you, please, right there, yes, to please you, oh, tonight, tomorrow day, tomorrow night, to take you again and again and give you again and again. I need oh, yes, please, to taste your milky skin and feel the moistened soft - hear the mewling moment as it builds into a cry, caress you, kiss you, cater to your needs. Please say yes and, oh, I will enter you and press you to my chest, charge into you like lightning storms and thunder under you - you are my dream, don't leave before I love you like I know you need and, oh my god, say yes. All rights reserved
To Be Free... Depressing
Sometimes I wish it would just go away The thoughts, the feelings, just the whole day Sometimes I feel as if I'm not me I just want to be free What causes this feeling What am I concealing Am I alone in my thinking Or do others too feel like they are sinking To make it through a day and a night Sometimes that alone, is out of my sight Does it have to do with my past How long is this going to last Will I make it through What is your point of view Do you ever think like this Do you ever reminisce Thinking about how things were before It was like God was holding open the door Now it's like I'm locked in a place With no way out and no one to embrace Locked up inside my head Holding on just by a thread I think the string is about to break I wish I could awake To open my eyes and see I am blessed Just can't happen because I am too stressed Too many depressing things Where are my guardian angel's wings How do I continue All I do is sit here and stew
Disapering But Not Forgeting
ok. iv been trying to figure something out. iv been faithful to every women iv ever been with in my life, iv never back stabbed any one. but every women iv ever been with has cheated on me and stabbed me in the back. why? iv cooked, cleaned, satisfied to existence most guys wouldn't go to the almost extremes to make em happy at times. and was always there for em, never stared em wrong or lied to em. im honest to the bone. its why some people see me as being a ass but i don't think you should beat around the bush or lie and hide stuff espesuly the one you love. and yet the ones i see cheat . have faithful women. and the faithful women have cheating men. now im just trying to figure it out. why? i know many of people iv been talking to alot some are closer then others. but if i havnt been talking much is cuss i have alot going on and most know what im talking about and im not trying to ignore you im just very buzy and im not on the computer much. ill try to get back to you when i can. m
Picture Poems
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Im New
so im new up here and need some help on knowin what to do so if u got some tips drop by my page show me sum love and tell me the SCOOP lol! holla ladies ya'll lookin real good up here!
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Words Of Others
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that o our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or lear
My Words!
Updated Footage Of Sts-121 4 July 2006.
STS-121 Discovery makes a beautiful launch on a rare low humidity day- July 04, 2006 (first ever shuttle launch on our nations birthday)
I Am Sick Of Pretending Like I Am Not Hurting Like Loseing Somone I Ceard About Dosint Madder Cuz It Dose And It Dose Hurt I Thoght It Be Easy But Its
As sure as I am standing here now Let no man get in my way Upon this very day Let no person rain on my day! For this is what I have to say! I let these people push me around And call me names For what I ask? Still no clear on that fact But this is how they must be treated In the same fashion that they act! Some people act like children for number of reasons and the most important one is that they parents haven't taught them right from wrong, they haven't been taught how to respect others! These same people went through school picking on kids that really wasn't quite a class A group! Bullies of the yard more than less! You take and take But yet you still seem so fucking fake! As you continue on I dream of the day you take a flying leap off a fucking cliff Or maybe drown in a fucking lake Because frankly I just don't fucking care!
Sex Game
Sex Game ..> ..> Body: The sex quiz...Are you up for it? Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you... +Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun --Below 50 means you are real fun and damn good in bed ;). AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score. (TIP: USE A CALCULATOR...THINKING...pfft!!!) Copy this and post your own bulletin! Put the subject - "The sex quiz...Are you up for it?" -Add 10 if you are a virgin. -Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. -Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people. -Add 5 If you have never had oral sex. -Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place. -Subtract 3 if you have done 69. -Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm. -Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms. -Subtract 2 if you have masturbated. -Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given
Too Whom It May Concern
Tatt Contest Starts Tomorrow 8-31
Flat Belly
Flat Belly A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it." "Your wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
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Creature Feature
Creature Feature ROX!! GO AND CHECK THEM OUT !! They are from LA/HOLLYWOOD area... Breaking out into the scene, with some wickedly delicious Lyrics ...If you have a taste for Rock / Electro / Gothic. YOU WILL LOVE THEM ...Just like I do , If you have a myspace page ...ADD THEM and tell them Kiki sent you !! Erik and Curtis are two great guys ... Here's a few pictures of them ... Love ya Erik n Curtis!!! can't wait to see you again real SOON!!! !!!CREATURE FEATURE!!! !!!CREATURE FEATURE!!! *~ERIK X~* *~CURTIS RX~* !!!CREATURE FEATURE!!! ~A Gorey Demise~ by Creature Feature A Is For Amber Who Drowned In A Pool B Is For Billy Who Was Eaten By Ghouls C Is For Curt With Disease Of The Brain D Is For Daniel Derailed On A Train E Is Erik Who Was Buried Alive F Is For Frank Who Was Stabbed Through The Eye G Is For Greg Who Died In The Womb H Is For Heather Who Was Sealed In A Tomb One By One We Bite The Dust We Kick The Bucket And B
Straitjacket Feeling
Andrew. What more can I say? He is the best guy out there in the world, he is the first person, first male in my life that I can actually say cares for me, the way I need them to. Hes so close to a father figure, something I havent known in 12 years. And it brings me to tears every time. He is someone I can call day or night, someone who will just sit there on the phone and let me cry and not ask questions, but just make it better. Hes the kind of guy who will, show up unannounced and say lets go for a drive. He is my guardian. He protects me in the time of need and he makes the tears stop for the time of joy. Ex-marine, so believe me when I say, you cant make him do anything he doesnt want to do. Im his angel and hell protect me from end on. Andrew, you dont know how much you mean to me, you dont know how hard it is for me to trust you, for me to let you in, when all Ive known from male father figures is heartache and pain. Please dont hurt me like the others, please just
Is It That Hard
is really that hard is really that hard to be a risk taker is it really that hard to have faith is it really that hard to be faithfull is it really that hard to be a true friend is it really that hard to love someone with no strings is it really that hard to make the first move is it really that hard to be yourself let me know how hard it is
The Man In The Glass
Other News
A collection of confessions from real people who anonymously admit their strangest secrets. I hit a car yesterday when I pulled into a parking spot and the only one who was a witness was someone parked right next to me that just happend to be sitting in his car, so I pretended to be writing a letter to the owner of the car till the other driver took off. I made like a banana and split. (there was no damage by the way to either of our cars, atleast none that I could see) I am a military police officer in charge of base security and all of my co-workers and I spend all day surfing the internet. We only do maybe 10 min. of work in a 12 hour shift, and get paid good money to do it too. That's Homeland Security for ya Ihave a bottle of vodka in my desk at work and sometimes I get wasted. I wonder if anyone knows? Last but not least.... I read other peoples confessions. I am an also a network administrator, and I have this uncontrollable urge to track the people whom post thes
Uh Oh Did You Know
When I'm stuck in traffic and there's people coming out of a small store and trying to merg in with traffic, I always think about where there coming from. If there coming right out of Mcdonalds I won't let them pass me..I don't know I have some thought that "hey McDonalds isn't healthy...NO." but when their coming out of some place that I life to go...a mall or something that is good like a library or something. I always let them through...
This One Is Good
When I was twelve years old I bought a box of treats for my pet hampster. I tried one and liked it so much that I kept eating them one by one until I had eaten the whole box. Then, feeling guilty, I went and bought another box for Sniffy...and ate them, too. I'm fourty-something now and can still remember how delicious they were.
Confession 2
When I was growing we lived in front of a church (and my family isn't religious). It was a Sat. night and the next day at the church there was supposed to be this big female choir group performing. They had this illuminated sign with interchangable letters on it. My friend and I umplugged the sign and changed the letters (and just threw out the extras). When the choir group showed up the sign read "69 Singing Whores, Singing this Sunday!" It was all over the news. We lived in a small town.
Older Woman
why don't older woman like talking to 24 year ?????????????????
You are not going to be my first, my last, or my only. I've loved before, I will love again, but if I love you now what else matters? I'm not perfect. You arent either, and the two of us will never be perfect. But, if I can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and admits to being human and making mistakes, hold on to me and give me the most you can. I am not going to quote poetry, I am not thinking about you every moment, but I will give you a part of me that I know you could break. Dont hurt me,dont change me, dont expect more than I can give. Dont analyze. Smile when I makes you happy, yell when I makes you mad, and miss me when I'm not there. Love is hard when there is love to be had.
Buy U A Drank Lol
What Drives You Up The Wall
Bored Here
bored here
It's All About Hunni
Just Think.....
i am building a new website is called been working on it for few months now so please check it out and tell me what you think thank you (SIGN AT BOTTOM) Went to a party Mom (read all the way to the bottom and sign yourname) I went to a party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, so I had a sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, that I didn't drink and drive, though some friends said I should. I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right. The party finally ended, and the kids drove out of sight. I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece. I never knew what was coming, Mom, something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, the kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away. My own blood's all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, this girl is go
Showing Love And Support
No One Will Flash Me Lol
ok some one just left me a studip comment in my shout box, no names she dont think any one would show mw there tits so my question is, who would show me your boobs??
The Blues Vox
Here's a video from one of our oldest and best local blues bands. Big Babe Martin on guitar and he is awesome. I did Blues Radio for 14 years and saw a lot of bluesmen over the years and he is one of the best. He used to get up on stage with Albert Collins and those 2 would rock the house. Awesome stuff I hope you enjoy it. Hey everybody Laid back Thursday here today. Weekends winding down and its wow where did all those days off go time almost. Of course you can understand how that happens when theres only 5 of them . The eclipse the other night inspired me and proved I could use more practice with my camera so I have been playing outside after dark some and wanted to share a few of my experiments. Hope you all have a good night and talk to you soon. _/ Click to enlarge
Stupid People
On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of quarters at a slot machine. She took a break from the slots for dinner with her husband in the hotel dining room. But first she wanted to stash the quarters in her room. "I'll be right back and we'll go to eat," she told her husband and carried the coin-laden bucket to the elevator. As she was about to walk into the elevator she noticed two men already aboard. Both were black. One of them was big.. very big... an intimidating figure. The woman froze. Her first thought was: These two are going to rob me. Her next thought was: Don't be a bigot, they look like perfectly nice gentlemen. But racial stereotypes are powerful, and fear immobilized her. She stood and stared at the two men. She felt anxious, flustered and ashamed. She hoped they didn't read her mind - but God, they had to know what she was thinking! Her hesitation about joining them in the elevator was all too obvious now. Her face was flushed. She couldn'
Soulja Boy
The Color Purple
~The Color Purple~ i can still feel my heart race as i remember the first time His hand found the smooth delicate skin marking it beautifully with a bright red handprint. taking in a deep breathe, a single tear escapes from my baby blues as i feel another blow find it's target upon the other side, making both cheeks glow with a mark of His handprint. helplessly wiggling in my place, His hand continues to decorate the once barren canvas. i scream out begging Him to stop, as i feel the sting of His hand hit the warmth of a mark, feeling the skin swell and burn as the welt forms. He stops for a brief moment, looking at me, His voice sends a chill of excitement and angst throughout me as He asks me if i've had enough. knowing that at any moment i could yell out my safe word and be done, quietly i ask Him to please continue, that i love to feel the swelling the throbbing of His hand upon my skin. tears flowing freely as they hit the floor. with swift quic
My Blog
Fubar is great, but there are sooo many other ways to communicate and entertain online, so here is my info: IM & eMail Yahoo: MSN: Xbox Live Riftsurfer Let me know your fubar id# and I will send some love your way This and my other stories can be found at Rift's Erotic story archive Darkness surrounded the houses like a shroud. The streets were long empty of people, and only the wind swept leaves moved along the road. Nothing broke the silence as a dark figure emerged from the shadows taking confident steps towards one of the houses. Stopping in front of the house the figure is bathed in the soft glow from a nearby street light. The light shows the figure to be man, younger than his poise would suggest, with the sort of good looks that would not look out of place on the cat-works of London or Milan. But this was not London, and the clothes worn by this young man not the latest fashions, but a snug leather jacket and crisp blac
Somewhere out there tonight I know that you're waiting As hot and horny as I am Mouth watering Knees knocking Craving what I've been craving All night long I just can't hold it back or in any longer These naughty feelings that you inspire Tonight I must confess My hidden secret longing lover is this I wanna have sex with you Don't wanna make love Don't want nothing even close All I want All I need is your carnal cure to fulfill my wildest fantasys Loving you long Loving you slow No strings attached No hearts broken No promises made Just this and only this one simple thing do I wanna do Tonight All night long Don't care if it's right or if it's wrong I just wanna have sex with you I'll use my mouth I'll use my hands I'll use whatever it takes to please you Tease you Make you mine for a short time No commitments No wedding ring Just a few stolen hours together is all that I'm asking for Away from any and all pryi
It Is What It Is...jermaine
Help My Sis
please help her with a rate and a comment or even a bunch of them. thank you!! click the pic to help: (yes this hot chick really is my little sis)
My Baby
I hope everyone on Fubar is having a wonderful Holiday Season :) This site is meant to meet and get to know people I have found that so many people are more worried about points and being rude then using the site expressing each of our individualities. Sharing with others what makes you you so its made me wonder what you as a person like or dislike about this site???
Goodbye ....
Today is the last day and I have no regrets saying goodbye, in fact it's a pleasure for me. For months now I've detested the thought of you, how you have invaded my life and made it dark, grey and miserable. You have brought me nothing but coldness and made me bitter and sometimes mean. I've been numb, I've been sad, I've had the blues. There were mornings I didn't even want to get out of bed and face you, I'm glad you'll be gone. Goodbye Winter, helloooooooo Spring!!! (current temp on the last day of winter is a 77 degrees, lol)
Have you seen the documentary Sicko or No end in sight, if so what did you think of them???
About Me
Name: Cris Birthday: Jan. 5, 1981 Birthplace: St. Louis Current Location: Bonne Terre Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Brown Height: 5'5 Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Your Heritage: German The Shoes You Wore Today: Skechers Your Weakness: My Nieces and Nephews Your Fears: Snakes and Spiders Your Perfect Pizza: Supreme Stuff Crust Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To live life to the fullest. Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: roflmao, lol Thoughts First Waking Up: Do I have to get up Your Best Physical Feature: I've heard my eyes Your Bedtime: Depends what time I have to get up Your Most Missed Memory: My grandpa Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi MacDonalds or Burger King: Mac Donalds Single or Group Dates: Depends Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither Red Diamond Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino Do you Smoke: Yes Do you Swear: Yes Do you Sing: No Do you Shower Daily: Yes Have you Been in
i got my own lounge and it will going up slowly but ill get it there so fell free to stop in what should i do i picked up my wifes cell today to call my phone so i could find it and found were she was haveing sub. sexy in text messeges she says it for me but she gave her number out to some guy she only knows on myspace and thats it i got mad and im hurt she said its to help her be more agresive in our relationship but she has ben distant for weeks now and saying that i dont trust her and she wonders why im just tired of being hurt,-- ok everyone check this link out
Is It Just Me
should i have one or two
Tattoo Anonymous
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Corona"no Real Pics,,,,,goodbye"
To anybody who knew me on fubar: I just want to say I'm leaving.It really isn't some place I have made real friends.I don't talk to anybody on here.So to all those who spoke to me best of luck to you.As of 8/31/09 I'll be taking fubar off of my computer. I wanted to make a prayer request for my baby sister.She is 19 and pregnant.I was just recently informed my baby nephew could possibly have chance of being mentally retarded.He is due October of this year.Please keep us in your prayers! What are considered real pics on here?Are there not supposed to be any decent people on the internet?This "corona" told me I have no real pics but yet when I went to comment on his profile it said I was not allowed to do so.Well my pics are of my kids,family,and myself.No nudes ones I work hard for my money and teach my daughters to have self respect.So Mr.Corona and others out there like that who don't like my pics you can blow it out your tailpipe.
Last Call!
HEY YA'LL!! Tomorrow I plan on deleting all the crap off my page and hope that them people behind Fubar delete this thing within the next two weeks. I will not be here as of Saturday!! So, if ANY of you reading this want to keep in touch and haven't done so already, EMAIL ME at If I don't hear from you, I guess you really don't care whether or not we keep in touch. I do NOT plan on returning to Fubar, EVER, so this is your last chance. I won't have my feelings hurt if you choose not to KIT either...just sayin'...don't let this opportunity pass you by! Nice knowing most of you, and Thank you to all those who have ever posted comments on my page, pics, left rates, and gifts, or just said hi in private message once in a while. Nothing has gone by me unappreciated. I know I didn't always say so, but those of you who left constant notes really made my day. THANK YOU and BIG HUGS to those who did. Take care, hope to hear from you, and God Bless! T
It feels as if she is alive for the first time--that her soul is free--she is standing by a small pool of water--the moon is full as it shines down upon her--the water is glistening as the moonlight hits it--the night is hot and humid--she looks around at her surroundings--not sure how she happened upon this place--on the right and the left the pool is surrounded by ancient trees--there is a waterfall flowing down over the side of the mountain that stands in front of her--she is drawn closer to the water--the sound of the water splashing over the rocks is exciting--she stands before the edge of the water--slowly unbutttons her dress and lets it fall to the ground--the air is warm and moist on her skin--she looks at her body--the way the moonlight plays upon every curve--every cervice--her breasts feel fuller--softer--the slight breeze teases her nipples and they harden as if they had been teased by the hands of her lover--she moves into the water in a quick quiet dive--barely disturbin
I Am On Video Now
My first video...well there is no sound sorry my computer doesn't pic sound up very well but at least you get to see me!!!
Carlos Mencia
Without Complications
I very seldom have the opportunity to interact with children. When I do, it is always a learning experience for me. Yesterday, in the doctor's office, I saw a small toddler, 2 years old or so. I always enjoy making funny faces when they stare. I probably looked like a fool but I did not really care. The mother did not seem to mind and I received a hearty laugh and beautiful smile from him. I think that babies, and even slightly older children, see things and people exactly as they are. They have not been socialized yet into all of the preconceptions that we as adults carry with us. I do not buy into the notion that children see everyone as just people. They are very perceptive and aware. They can spot even the most subtle of differences...... but they do not add any social stereotypes to those differences. Children live life fully. Yet their ability to live in the moment is deemed by adults to be a short attention span. Their sense of time without regard for past or futur
Its been crazy around here. The day before yesterday, at my grandson's school open house, we found out that his mom was in jail. She was arrested for two counts of drug trafficking and two counts of child endangerment. I'm so totally blown away, I can't think straight. Needless to say, he is now staying at my house with his dad. The reason I'm posting this is because I don't quite understand how someone can not keep their children first and foremost in their lives. I'm sure some of you will be able to justify her actions, but for me, I have no use for anyone who would do anything that would jeopardize their children. Hey, fellow fubar ers....thanks for letting me vent. Cheryl
You Got To Be Joking....right...?
Explain to me how anyone could possibly take this web site seriously. Good grief, it's not all that important that you have to be bitchy about who's leaving you retarded comments. You look like an IDIOT!! And stop being so fucking bitchy about everything! Relax, and enjoy the atmosphere!! At least it's not myspace!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!
I Dunno
Witty Screen Name and Zena are looking for a good home! Please adopt us! What does this mean? You will 1. buy us stuff from the gift shop, 2. buy us bling packs 3. buy us vips 4. buy us the occasional blast and whatever else pops into your pretty little head. 5. you will check on our well being daily 6. post positive affirmations in our profiles, blogs, mumms etc. We in return will: 1. Add fu-adopted daughter of.. to our names 2. Ask you to buy us stuff on a daily basis 3. bug you to keep us entertained 4. slam the doors and scream I hate you when you dont give us what we want 5. Bring home inappropriate boyfriends 6. play our music real loud to disturb the neighbors 7. make a salute for you. But only after you buy us stuff. I think in the end you will find this is more than a generous offer. If youre interest please buy me something. If youre not interested, please buy me something and apologize for your lameness. All rude comments will be
Quandries, Woes, And Contemplation
My brother and I are very close. We talk all the time except when he decides to reconcile with his girlfriend who also has his child. Her and I have been at eachothers throats for over a year. Actually, she has gone after just about everyone in my family. Over the past weekend, a life changing incident occured with my brother. He was drunk and decided that if he couldn't have her that there was nothing to live for. He told her to tell his daughter that daddy would be watching over her and that he would see her in heaven someday. He then proceeded to tell his girlfriend that he wanted her to see what his dead body would look like. His girlfriend who was not with him in person was scared to death. She called 911 and the sheriff came and took my brother to the psych ward luckily before he had the chance to harm himself. They also made sure to confiscate the shotgun he had. He was there four days and returned home yesterday. My brother is home with his girlfriend and daughter
Pissed Off!!!!
Tell The Truth!!
I'll be live in the Vampires Lair tonight from 9-11 ET " />
Lizz@ fubar
Coming Backkkkkkkkk
I look at you with admirations and a warmth i have never known... Since you came into my life, my confidence has grown... You make me see the beauty, that lay dormant deep within me... You give me strength to love myself, and be the person i longed to be... You touched my heart and awoke me, and made me feel whole again... When you sheltered me from the storm, and gently eased my pain... You kissed my cheek like an angel, and sore to always be there... And i know now that you love me, And i know now that you care... I find it hard to tell you, about the joy you have brought to me.. And opened my eyes to the world again, And see things i could never see... I find it hard to express, The way i truly feel... But knowinf you love me for who i am, Makes it sometimes seem so surreal... So i try in this prose to tell you, I love you more than you'll ever know... Thank you for the love and tenderness, That you have sllowed me to show.
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Helping Others
It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking. Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room ' s only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation. Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model
Chocolate What Is Good For You...
"What most people call an allergy is really an unpleasant digestive complaint; an allergy is when your body actually reacts upon the food and creates such a huge immune reaction that antibodies and other chemicals released to defend against the food actually are destructive to our bodies. Chocolate is not on the list of foods that Americans seem to develop allergies to: milk, fish, eggs, wheat, tree nuts, peanuts, soybeans and shellfish are. No one has yet proven that acne is related to eating chocolate. Period. Even large amounts of chocolate. So there goes that myth. As far as chocolate being addictive, same thing, there is no clinical evidences to support physical addiction to chocolate. In my opinion, people use the word 'addiction' too loosely these days. For example, I love chocolate, and I know that it contains substances that release endorphins which make me feel good. I am normal, I like to feel good. But my body tells me when enough is enough. I am not compelled to gorg
Love Breeds Suicide
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails. Love is so unbreakable at times, love can be broken without hurt, love is a feeling that holds desire, desire is what we want most without desire we have nothing, love can be placed into words and have not true meaning, love is only a keepsake, love can make you be happy or sad, love is pain, love is suicide, love kills, love or not love you decide I tell the tell of dreams to life, I smell the smell to yell the dreams out, I sell the sell of the dream to another, This dream goes to the person I sold it to, The dream tells the person they are loved. Above the loved ones head the love is being, Battered and torn with the hatred, Of the
Another Girl

I am so tired my eyes can hardly see The tears that I have been shedding won't let me be The life I once had is gone so far away Remember me in your dreams the love we once had gone astray Many apologies follow the love is gone for long I am so tired of asking I am so always wrong. Ok so I am struggling with personal issues. My apologies to those who have been trying to keep my chin up. I have a limited ability to fight back with the issues regarding my children and Parenting time. With the two hour drive one way, it has become difficult with all the health issues and lack of funds to hire an attorney. I will try to be less down about it but, without those kids my life is just me sitting in a room staring at the walls. Thanks for those who have tried to support me again.J.
Me.. My Thoughts, My Dreams
sooo i was looking thru these old random pics i had on my photobucket and i thought hmm i like my hair like that.. should i get it redone? lol sadly these are the best pics i have of it lmao Just what the title says. what u see is what you get... I am myself and no one else... i will not change how i dress for you or how i act.. i will not dye my hair or wear make up because you want me to... i will dye my hair my hiar and those things because i want to. For me. Not you. I wont show you my tits on cam or play with myself for you in a video. But i will do it for myself! haha that sux doesnt it? Anyways my point is.. this is me... and if i say no.. or dont want to do something then dont even try to persuade me because its not going to work. and not only just that... what u dont see is also what u get. what i think and how i feel are not goin to change because of you. I have delt w/ enough assholes to know. i deserve someone nice and that is goin to take care of me for the rest
What The Fu*k?
hi im paul mercer 25 year old male happly married with a baby n the way and a 5 year old daughter. i joined fubar not because i was asked to or to scam on women, i joined cause i wanted to and have more fun in here. fubar to me is like 4 sheets to the wind! well i came in and one lady who i thought was nice accused me of flirting with her cause i sent her a comment trying to be a nice guy. but when people come around and go to my family and cry wolf makes me not want to be here! so my question is WHAT THE FU*K? thank you hey everyone hows it going? good here im bord, havnt been to work in over a week due to automotive layoffs, x-mas kinda sucked this year and the new year is approching and im wondering if things will start looking up for me and my family. prolly 90% of you out there know what im talking about, wanting money to live comfertable maybe more, nice things in life and not have to worry if your going to make a bill payment or have food on the table or anything lik
Enhancing Photos
I dare say we've all taken a photo where, the colour is all dull and nothing like what we seen in real life, and 99% of the time it goes into a drawer and forgotten about But today with a bit of Knowledge and a good photo editing programme an ordinary photo can be enhanced and the colours brought back to life. The photo above was converted from a RGB image to a Lab image then adjustments was made to its colour curves to improve them Bring out and enhancing the colour
My Words
In the hart of a thug there is alot of love but in the face of a thug he shows no weakness The things he do to keep his family close and safe is a glimps of how he cares The things he do for his homeboys show that there is still love deep inside of him When he mean mugs you can't begine to notice his softness but it is there When he kisses his woman or plays with his child In the way he daps his friends The way he rolls for his hood In the way he fights for his falling In every thing he do there are glimpse of the love he has In the hart of a thug there is alot of love Music Videos - Lil LOVE (feat Mariah Carey and Bow Wow)
Anyone Wanna See Some Cock?!?
My Poems!
Everyone said we would make it together, and that we were such a cute couple Until you met another girl. I tried to make you stay But you wouldn't listen to me You were the love of my life Always staying with me every night Until you met another girl. I cant believe you would do this to me I never thought i would lose you like this I kept seen you less and less All because you met another girl. I'm just trying to find, the better part of me. I just feel like crying, But all i can do is fall to my knees. It's not easy to be alone, When you have no one to love or care for you. Now i can feel the tears rolling down my cheek, As i dream of a guy to care to care for me. I want a guy who is so true, And wont make me cry or feel so blue! Sending you my love with words spoken true From the depths of my heart I send them to you Like petals of a rose is the touch of your face I can feel it every time we're wrapped in embrace The taste of your lips is like sweet dripp
Love And Lust
At first light the shadows of her silken hairs fall upon my pillow like long waving black milk and create strange patterns of love and lust across my closed eyes - I am risen to her closeness and the scent of lovemaking, vaporous in the morning quiet. Oh, to roll to her and feel cool moist lips meet me, limbs akimbo, boiled into tantric circles of love and lust - to be taken taking trailing the fine remains of me into a momentous amalgam of us, under a ceiling of these luminous stars. Last night a window opened just enough to slide myself to her and become indelible - love and lust are the same thing in the arms of this goddess woman queen. All rights reserved
My Life...
My mom is working like crazy im worried she is being way too hard on herself friday she worked 2pm-10pm saturday 2pm-6am!!! she worked a double and then came back at 2pm that day and worked till 10 and came home finished watching the nascar california race and went to bed and shes working 2 to 10 tonight then finally gets a day off tomorrow i dont know how that woman does it I have some sad but happy news my moms dog Little Man ( not the dog in my pics) was given a new home saturday night so he is no longer with us my mom decided it was not fair to keep him in the basement all the time and she doesnt have the time to give him the attention he needs and i am happy to report that he is doing quite well with his new family i got up around 11 like i usually do LOL.. what a bum huh? then I ate my lunch which was mac & cheese with no milk in it cuz my brother drank the rest of it this mourning with his breakfast Little Brat!! so needless to say mom had to replace the milk with butter so
Freakin Hell On Wheels
why is it that every woman i hook up with turns out to be a bitch and either sleeps with my best friend, or leaves with all my money, hell i even had 2 that got pregnant and left, sadly only one of the children made it, but still i never get to see him, so seriously if you are a dumb bitch and you do the stupid shit that i just described, dont even fuckin talk to me, i have seriously had enough of that bullshit
Here's my story... I do what I want when I want, there isnt anyone who can stop me...I am a social person and I could careless if you assume if you want to have your fun and judge me go right ahead bkuz it shows I am better than you Keep talking sh*t you're making me famous Why everyone has to watch me and then talk to my boyfriend Grant about me, like I have done anything wrong, listen I dont go around being a tramp, I have fun; I talk to people...dont safely assume that I am "flirting" just bkuz I am nice doesnt mean I flirt with stop being childish and talking behind my back, say it to me...I'd like to hear some stuff you talk bout...Take the time to sit me down and tell me exactly what you think I should be doing...should I only be armcandy..sit around while everyone else socializes and has a good time, shut up and stay in the background...dont worry once you get your feed of gossip; wont stay around long bkuz I am done with your scene...No one
From Dale Jr.s Personal Blog
Published by DaleJr July 17th, 2007 in Uncategorized. Tags: No Tags. Today I leave for a short vacation, which I gotta be honest Ive been looking forward to. Me and some buddies are leaving town for a few days going to hang out at the beach and probably go to a concert. I love racing and I love my job, but everyone needs a little balance in their lives, ya know, just to recharge their batteries. Before I leave, I wanna thank everyone who continues to show support throughout all the changes that are going on. As you heard last week, Budweiser will not be the sponsor of my car next year. Ive got mixed feelings because I know weve got some pretty cool things in store for the future, but I was definitely sad to hear the partnership will come to an end. Weve had a pretty awesome run together. Theyve been really good to me, and Im going to get that Bud car in Victory Lane before the year is out. And like I said in an interview over the weekend, just because Bud wont be on
True Love Lost....
Losing a true and pure love can be devastating. It can sink you into an almost bottomless chasm of dispair and misery. Days, weeks, and months drag by...each more agonizing than the last. You try settling for less, knowing the folly of your attempt... knowing the longing and emptiness will never completely leave, and your soul is all but lost. But sometimes, on rare ocassions in the blackest depths of your despair that love can return.. giving you almost unheard of joy. And yes, such has happened to yours truly. I stopped by the grocery on the way home from work, amidst a wicked thunder storm. And there, on a dark and dreary afternoon I found my true love once again. Peter Pan peanutbutter is back on the fucking shelves. w00t!!!!!!
Just When I Though It Could Get No Worse
what part of i'm not looking for a man do some of you guys not understand? i've said it b4 that i only want friends. i have my reasons for this. if you can't be my friend then do what you must. i have had a few of you guys get mad because i don't want a relationship with you. or got mad cuz i have a fubar hubby. or got mad cuz u can't get my phone number. if i only want to be friends it's for a reason. you can not force me to want more. so threats about not talkin to me or deleting me, that shit don't work. your talkin to some one who's x husband called me on the phone talkin about if he killed himself would i feel guilty. my response was no cuz i'm not the one who killed you. only thing i can say is guys do what you gotta do. i don't attach strings to my relationships. i don't say i'll b ur friend if it benefits me or i'll love you if u do this. there is a thing called unconditional.. i know alot of people aren't sure what that is, but it's how i am.
Well guys I am finally movin and not to sure of when I will be back online. So Cotton good luck in your contest and I hope you win girl!!! And to everyone els I will miss you all and don't worry I'll be I wont be on as much as before because I will be spending more time with the love of my life and hopefully wont have much time to be on here :p but I will pop in and say hello and show my love for yall! So don't forget me cause I'll be back and i will bring the laughs and smiles with me!!! :D Love you guys and will talk more real soon!!!!!
Earthquakes And Oceans
She says she wants rough fuck soft but I know one way - straight ahead - so I am stuck between the mountain and the mounting, made slack by silly hopes and dreams of "oh my god"s and earthquakes while ripples where we tread water get more satisfaction than this tired old stiff, standing with the flesh of young and sweet so close. I'm confused, connected to her by her hands laid down upon the handle and her hair afloat and reaching like tentacles of some damn sea creature sucking like a siren to the rocks of, damn it, yes, rough fuck soft. I'll give in and give it to her just the way she wants it and I'll love it, want more, and make her again and again here and on the beach, in her bed, in mine, the kitchen floor, the bathtub, then begin again until this old stiff is finished and they bury me at sea. All rights reserved
Moogle's World
If I died tomorrow would you laugh or start the sorrow? take it all away and dont come back another day or you will find that youre whats killing me let me die with this lie that murders me slowly take my life with the knife stabbed in my back i slip away as i sleep with the knife in so deep you stand there and watch me bleed As you begin to cry i become complete betrayal could never feel this sweet.
this helped me a lot. thought i'd share in case someone else could benefit. Then, just as you're preparing to mingle, it happens: You pass a mirror and glimpse your reflection -- your horrifying, horrifying reflection. Your hair looks as though a crazed weasel nested, bore young, and died there. Aghast, you wobble off your high heels and sprain an ankle. All eyes are glued on you. All conversation focuses on your disgrace. Everyone begins texting hilarious descriptions of you from their cell phones. In your dreams, baby. I mean this both literally and figuratively. Most of us occasionally dream about being embarrassed in social settings. But even in waking life, many of us operate as if Simon Cowell is doing a play-by-play of our work, wardrobe and snack choices. One team of researchers has dubbed this phenomenon the "spotlight effect." In the beam of imaginary spotlights, many of us suffer untold shame and create smaller, weaker, less zestful lives than we deserve. Terrified
Right Here.....
COME ON YA'LL.... I know Ive helped plenty of you and your girl is tryin to win her first contest so hit me up. Rates count on this one so hook it up even if u dont like to bomb. Hell one comment would be nice! muah! JUST CLICK HERE! ILL SHOW THA LUV BACK FOR SURE!

How many times have you sat in your room all alone? how many fellings do you have that go unshown? How many tears will you cry befor you finlly give in? How long must I wait till you let me in? I know were both hurt and we've both seen pain, but together we might fell joy again. The way I fell with you wraped in my arms, Lets me know I can get through this storm. Your soft,gentle kiss, your warm embrace, the way you gentaly caress my face. the fellings that I thought I would never fell again So now please tell me why it has to end? Its not that I'm asking you to commit to me right away But when I am around, in your arms I'd like to lay. I'm not looking to be yours and yours alone just yet, But I plan for the future,and on you my eyes are set. I am a Modern-Day Germanic Warrior! I fight for our people and i fight for our faith. I will strive for personal victory and achievement specifically to better fulfill this purpose. If I am unable to "cleave Skulls," then
In My Mind
1. Chuck Norris tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. 4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. 5. Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If youre still alive, its because Chuck Norris loves you. 6. Chuck Norris isnt hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris. 7. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you cant see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. 8. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mothers womb. 9. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. 10. Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property. 11. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris 12. In fine print on the last page of
Girlfriend Application
watch out on your answer length there is a limit on how much you can put in. So if you want delete the question and leave the number. BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Favorite type of food? 2. Who is your favorite band? 3. Do you drink/smoke/use drugs? 4. Do you like the rain? 5. If so... would you play in it with me? 6. Would you dance with me in the rain? 7. Do you like movies? 8. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 9. Could we just fall asleep together? 10. Would you kiss me? 11. Do you play any sports? 12. If so... what? 13. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright? 14. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10? 15. Favorite body part on you? 16. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 17. Do you have any reps (ie: JERK,ASS,CHEATER)? 18. Would you give me kisses just because? 19. Would you sleep in the same bed as
Another Day Passed..
This guy rated my gurl a handful of ones. She asked him to stop and he wouldnt. So of course she left him a naughty comment and blocked him. lol Just wanted yall to know about him so if he comes to your page. plz block him Linx @ fubar
Women Chemical Analysis
HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SYSTEM Women - a chemical Analysis Element - Woman Symbol: Wo Discoverer: Adam Atomic Mass: Accepted as 118, but know to vary from 100 to 460 lbs. Occurences: Copious quantities in all urban areas. Physical Properties 1. Surface usually covered with painted film. 2. Boils at nothing, freezes without reason. 3. Melts if given special treatment. 4. Bitter if incorrectly used. 5. Found in various states ranging from Virgin metal to common ore. 6. Yields to pressure applied to correct points. Chemical Properties 1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones. 2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 3. May explode spontaneously if left alone with a male. 4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol. 5. Most powerful money-reducing agent known. Common Uses 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. 2. Can be a great aid to relaxation. Tests 1.
I have rated all her pics and her stash she is sooooooooo close would love to surprise her **Stargazer**@ fubar If somoeone could please help I would appreciate it she had to delete her old page because it was hacked. Thanks :)
Reflections Of A Perfect Weekend
Show Some Love Damnit
Joined a contest. It's first person to 35,000 comments I doubt I'm popular enough to win but it's still fun to try.
Above An Empty Beach
No, the... yes, the... oh, the times I've nearly... now I stand beside you, needing wanting hoping, how will I begin? Will I crush you like a flower to me, feel your hot breath enter me, flesh pressed solid to me as we tear away impediments and crash to the ground and take take take? Will I, impassioned, pull you gently into sheltering arms and feel the melting shudder of your acquiescence, kiss you softly deeply tenderly under blue moonlight and slowly slink around you, guiding you to the earth and to a place where we can give give give? Oh, the beach is nearly silent, just the pulse of distant waves, your eyes your smile the wind the moon your hands my skin my god the night the scent and warmth and us and now and now and now, expectant anxious overcome you and I give and take unselfconscious - only animals and lovers live this way: sky below, earth above, air sucked away inside a moment of complete surrender. All rights res
She Needs Serious Help
I want to return the favor..if any of you all can spare some comments for her that would be great...she helped me in my contest even though she was friends with another contestant..that makes her great in my book... Click the Pic and help if you can..:)
Why Men Are Happier
Men Are Just Happier People ...................... Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress 2000. Tux rental-100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You k
Lust @ Work
I always ask when downrated but he rated me a one and I would never do that. This is what he had to say and U will see toward the end I got a lil hateful but for those who know me Im nothing like that. I just thought U should know about him so that if he comes to ur page U might want to watch out. Thank you for reading. ~hugs and kisses~ ~* Akuma Neko Demon Cat from Hades *~@ fubar Dont know this guy or why he did it but he rated me a one! :( I have when people do that shit ya know!? Its just wrong! So I thought Id let yall know about him so U could be on a look out so if he comes on ur pro! jerry@ fubar
Referral Travel Agent
Personal Fitness Training
Hi, My name is Eric Dempsey. I am a personal trainer in Salem, AL and I'm looking for clients who need assistance in losing bodyfat, changing their body composition and how they look, increasing strength, cardio endurance, lean muscle tissue and overall health. My program has had very good results to date, especially with my female clients. Training is private, one on one, fast and efficient. Train with Eric Dempsey Master Sergeant, U.S. Army Retired Certified Personal Trainer Certified Sports Nutritionist Certified Endurance Sports Trainer Certified Kung Fu Fitness Instructor Train Hard & Eat Right My program promotes bodyfat loss, body composition change, increased metabolism efficiency and the increase of lean muscle tissue. My method involves education, nutrition, superset resistance training and high intensity interval cardio training to produce lasting, progressive and retainable results. I strive to educate as I train so that every client learns the how and why
Barbecue Season
Well we are finally in the middle of barbecue season Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime, outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a realman will do. Probably because there is an element of danger involved... Whena manvolunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine: 1) The woman buys the food. 2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makesdessert. 3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a trayalong with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to theman who is lounging beside the grill - beverage in hand. Here comes the important part: 4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine.... 5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. 6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beverage while he dealswith the situation. Important ag
The Winalot Diet
A story of a man standing in a queue at a supermarket ... I have a dog called Joe, I'd just bought him a large bag of Winalot dog chunks in Walmart and was standing in the queue at the checkout. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse I told her no, I was starting the Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in hospital the last time. I told her that I'd lost 50 pounds in weight before I woke up in intensive care, with more tubes coming out of me than a London underground station. I explained that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to fill your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is completely nutritious, so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, especially the guy who was standing behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in tha
Whats The Point
Referral Travel Agent
I have recently become a referral travel agent,about 6 weeks ago.I would like everyone to check out my website: This site can save you money. With just a click it checks over 200 travel sites to get you the best deal. Everything from rental cars ,hotels,airfare and cruises. Need to earn extra cash? Become a referral travel agent. It's good for part time or full time. If you love cruises you can become a Dream Trip Member and get great discounts on cruises and many other vacation spots. To learn more about the business go to: If you have questions you can can e mail me at:
Nsfw????? Yeah Right
Mad ass hell. Is this little pic so bad... some dumb ass marked it NSFW along with one of my personal pic with my shirt off... what the hell
My Generation
Congratulations TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because...... WE WERE ALWAYS OU
A Safe Place To Fall When Reality Feels To Real
My world - Sick puppiesUploaded by Lili-bellule I searched for you , Upon every hill. My unmasked passion, Weaker still, I reached for you , with maimed hands , They streached and reached , To distant lands, My soul weeped , In river beds , And wilted forests, With the pain they shed , I altered the Hinge of every question , As wild amazement fastened on , And as the gentel summer beckoned , In wonderment I crept alone, I transformed the earth , And branchs grew, Vivd colors spilling , Onto every painters hue, Sent out my hearing , If only to hear , That you were close by , But none was near, I wept for days , Flooding lands , Constant sorrow , As my eyes scanned, I uprooted trees , As harsh winds blew , My fury screaming , Yet still.... I could not find you . I surpassed the sun , And captured the moon , It was a gift to give to you , If only I could find you soon , The mountian tops I brou
The Dumbfuck Files
Am I Crazy?
What is this feeling that has suddenly come over me? I day dream all day and am filled with so much energy. I can't eat or sleep. My thought are of you. Never even seen a picture for reasons beyond our control...but yet you are on my mind and in my heart always. I can't get you out of my mind nor do I want to. What is this feeling I am experiencing? you tell us to work harder and make moreoney to support your way of life. You demand a new house every year and a new vehicle to boot. I work and everyone I know works very hard to supply themselves with a decent living. but we have to work twice as hard and make twice as muc to be able to support your way of life. We are left holding the bill when you block our roads and chain your 13 year olds to the tires of cemi's that are only trying to supply their families with enoug money to live. I have 2 broke down cars..of wich one was a gift and I live in a hole for an appartment to try and support you and pay my taxes. Yet you come
What Women Mean
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before decidi
Wine Versus Water
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of escherichia coli bacteria found in faeces, in other words, water-drinkers are consuming one kilo of poop each year. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I am doing it as a public service.
Joke Of The Day
It's a Saturday morning & Pete is just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the bloke who fixes the washing machine is coming around noon. So Pete heads back to the clubhouse and phones home: "Hello?" says a little girl's voice. "Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says Pete. "Is Mommy near the phone?" "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank." After a brief pause, Pete says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!" "Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!" "Okay, then. Here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door, and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car has just pulled up outside the house." "Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy." "And what happened?" "Well, Mommy jumped out of the bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped o
I Dare You
This is funny. YOU fill in the blanks about ME ... even if you don't have any idea, and send it back to ME (via reply). But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can return the favor to you. Be honest and make sure you repost it blank in your own bulletin so I can do it for you! My name: Summarize me in three words: Where did we meet: Take a stab at my middle name: How long have you known me?: When is the last time that we saw each other: Do I drink: Do I smoke: Am I happy: Am I a good person: What was your first impression of me upon meeting me/seeing me: What's one of my favorite things to do: Am I funny: How do you make me smile: What's my favorite type of music: Have you ever seen me cry: Can I sing?: What is the best feature about me: Am I shy or outgoing: Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: Do I have any special talents: Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobb
Every Thursday Night!!
Hi peeps, Just wanted to let anyone that would like to know that there will be a double elimination 8-ball Tournament at 8:00 at Big Harry's Tavern on Ft. Bragg Road. It's only a $5.00 buy in. Come out to the Coolest Bar in Town and bring me your money! lol See ya there! Sid
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7" Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed. The wife says, "What the hell was that?" The old man says, "Half time, switch sides............... A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. So he asks t
Stupid People
Beware of this woman... Donna bella@ fubar I was once Friends with her, we spoke for about a week or so, both on here and on the phone. Just friendly Conversations, nothing romantic or anything like that. After about a week or so, she said this to me. "You should leave your Girlfriend and be with me" keep in mind I have never met this woman... and she wants me to leave my girlfriend. Anyways, I told her not, that I would not do that, and I do not know how you can want a man who would do that, because who is to say he won't do the same to you. She then got mad, started flipping out, I then hung up the phone, she proceeded to try to text and call me before I blocked her number. Later that day when I go to visit my Girlfriend and spend the weekend I tell her about what happened, then the next morning, we wake up and she checks her fubar, and tells me, "omg, she msged me" She sent msges to my Girlfriend saying, I never told her I had a Girlfriend, that I was che
Recruiting Bombers
A friend is in a giveaway needs 10,000 comments for a vip. Stop by and show some luv plz. Will return favor. thnx Need comments plz
My Life 3
The school system here has created a new way of keeping the parents informed about their kids' grades, it is called school loop. It is fantastic! You know exactly what your child has for homework and if they are missing anything and what they got for a grade on each assignment and test. I am so glad that the school district has provided this to parents. Today, I went on the site to see if my son has missed any assignments and low and behold, he is missing one he was supposed to turn in Monday. I called him at his lunch break and calmly told him that I know he didn't turn it in and that if he didn't not want to be grounded this weekend, that he had better get it turned in or have a note from the teacher saying he did turn it in. He said he had and then he got angry telling me that there was no way I could see his personal stuff. I laughed and told him exactly what he got on his quiz and his homework for 2 of his classes. He quickly realized I actually have access. He stup
On The Verge Of Extinction.....
Last night was "Guys Night Out". Like every other guys night out we were in rare form. We chose to go to one of our favorite Wednesday Night "Watering Holes". As the night progressed, we decided to go to the dance side of the club. When we walked into the room a friend of mine saw his CURRENT girlfriend with her ex dude. Of course. it got a little chaotic. After a lot of screaming and yelling we finally got him out of the bar. We all went out to eat afterwards to try and calm him down. He then proceeded to tell us about how she said that her ex treated her like shit and how he use to hit on her. This baffled me. Why would a woman want to be with a guy who treats her like shit instead of a guy who treats her the way she wants to be treated? Then, I got to thinking some more. I've been through a similar situation and it doesn't make any since. I always hear women ask why aren't there any good men left. The answer to this is because certain women (NOT ALL) make good men go bad. My friend
Spit Or Swollow?
I dont get it? Whats the big there something im missing here? it a "Lady" , "Slut" thing , taste...what? just wanting some insight from the ladies on how to me a good man....and where you fall?
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Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries she loves her parents But they want her to die she sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is my life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "Youeserve to die You
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that is as good as they are going to feel all day" ~ Frank Sinatra "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame.... Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and al of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this win, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."" ~ Jack Handy "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~ Henny Youngman
Earlier today i posted a MUMM. The subject of my MUMM was Facebook. The guys/girls incharge of deletions for NSFW subject had deemed this subject NSFW. no where in this subject was there anything NSFW, NO nudity, NO obscenitys, NOTHING OFFENSIVE> Now I cant even post a MUMM, I dont understand why this happend. Well the long weekend is now past. I didnt do much this weekend. I mostly stayed home. Me and my roommate, and her daughter went into town and visited the Digby warf rat rally. for those of you that dontknow. the Warf Rat Rally, is a get together for bikers, in Nova-Scotia. It was the 3rd annual, rally. plus it was the biggest one yet. look in my photos album and rate the pics from the rally. Hey yall hows it hanging. well this is my first blog on here. not much going on in my life. Im still single. even though i live with a girl, and her daughter. god i need to get laid. so if anyone outhere is reading this and lives in Nova-Scotia, canada. drop me a line. Even if your coming t
Life Sucks
Well, LIFE SUCKS with in the week I'VE LOST two great aunts... I so hate life.. its to short to mess around... but not long enough to do anything else. so live life to the fullest or shortest what ever comes first hopefully the u all RAIN AKA STORM OF THE JLM
Why Do I Bother?
About Me
Well Im back from my trip, and my visit with Onyx. It is a beautiful place to see, a bit in the middle of nowhere, but its nice. A great time to be there with the leaves changing. I had a blast. Onyx is a great person and my bestest friend. I am glad I got the opportunity to meet him face to face. We are the best of friends and will always be. Also my first time on a plane, scared but not as bad as I had imagined it. Yes Onyx you were right nothing to worry about with the plane ride. And in light of what has transpired over the last few days. I am not being used, I do not feel like I am, and would like those of you who think I am to wake up. As I sit here and reflect on the past year and think about what I have to be thankful for. I am thankful that Onyx has come into my life. He is a great friend. And he has a kind heart and people need to stop using him for there benefit. I am tired of people walking all over him. And I am getting tired of being walked on myself
Life Is Short
A rich man and a redneck were discussing what they gave their wives for their anniversaries. The rich man says, "I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes Benz." The redneck asks, "Why did you buy her two gifts?" The rich man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond necklace, she can drive her Mercedes Benz to take it back." The redneck acknowledges the rich man's answer, and then proceeds to tell him that he got his wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo. With a confused and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "Why did you buy her those gifts?!" The redneck replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the flip flops, she can go fuck herself." This guy is sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making bully steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The bully says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Tell ya what; I'
hey everybody... just a little basic info married for almost 8 years ... mostly happily have two kids, boy and girl want more feel free to mail me here xoxoxo greentreeorchid anyone out there know how i feel... one minute your up the next you cant stop crying... why are we afflicted with these disorders... have we done something wrong in another life... or is this just the hand we were dealt...i dunno but whichever its not fair... they say it can/may be passed down to our children... and how is that fair... i know, i know... life isnt fair... but damnit this blows!
Come see my profile. I'm new here. My name is Honey Bee I'm 31 from: Central, N.Y. Send me a friends request. Rate my photo. Anything. hope to hear from you all really soon. thursday, sept. 20th. at 12:31 a.m. dear fubar members, my name is honey. i'm 31, i look 21 and i act 5. the reason is simply this. i have a mental illness. i have bi-polar manic depression, with pychotic tendancies and borderline personality disoder.... in short broke up englih. i am fubar.... my favorite military term. fubar= Fucked Up Beyond All Reconiton.... i'll write more later. comment on what was said so far. if you have any questions ask them or go to or to get more infor on mental illness. ty you go in peace and may the force be with you always. lol honey age: 31
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My Rantings
Bush calls Wiccan widow in Nevada FERNLEY, Nev. (AP) - President Bush called a Fernley military widow on Thursday and apologized for her not being invited to a private meeting earlier this week in Reno, when he met briefly with the families of fallen Nevada soldiers. The president's phone call to Roberta Stewart came a day after White House and military officials said her exclusion from Tuesday's meeting was an oversight and not an intentional snub because of her Wiccan faith. "I am happy that I was able to speak with him and hope that now I can truly move forward and close this chapter," Stewart told the Lahontan Valley News. In a written statement issued by Americans United for Separation of Church and State, Stewart said Bush "apologized for the exclusion and the error that was made. He said he admired me for my spirit and thanked me for accepting his apology and said that he hoped he would have the opportunity to someday meet me. With regards to her faith, Bush tol
I Am
i am a human i use bananas as paper weights on my desk i have as much patience as an adolescent boy even less, at times it seems i am a woman... i cry over books and the same movies, time after time i've seen sleepless in seattle way too many times and i'm only 18 i wish i were prettier, and had a better vocabulary but i'm still pretty awesome the way i am i have a lot of people who love me even if i seem unhappy a lot of the time i have a meow that puts all dying cats to shame and sometimes my sentences randomly rhyme my poems usually don't though, because rhyming is so overrated and cliche... sometimes today i had a breakdown i cried a lot, killed a few thousand tissue trees for the sake of saving a handkerchief i could never get into using those maybe i should start... i like to listen to the same song on repeat until i can hum it, key change for key change, and sing it in my sleep which i'm told i do sometimes, when i'm drunk or in a really good mood...
Rants/confessions Of A Sick Girl
If a man loves a woman why does he cheat? And the same for if a woman loves a man? I dont see why a man would cheat on me but im sure they would.. It makes no sense a woman completely willing to fulfill all the fantasies shes told of.. and still ya cheat?? I tell you what world I wont put up with it. ABSOLUTELY NOT..... not happening to me more than once.... anyways thats all for my attitude tonight. What is it about anal sex that some people are so afraid of?? I tell you what I dig it... sometimes I cry like a little bitch but thats half the fun!! *Sigh* sex is sex exploring boundaries is great!!!! Lets see... today i am sick ... very dizzy and a bit irritable.. although sex is great when you cant think straight i've always found... or when you have a fever... nothing like a hott twat... or so im told.. . Whats the shame in being honest? free speech rocks ..... right...
dont bring the family to yankee stadium! Hottie Contest Host!!!@ fubar If you click that link you can see the hotties contest!Just go to his albums and you can see.There are alot of really good looking girls!I didnt enter cause i didnt know! but it would mean alot to me if you went for 15 or 20 minutes and dropped some comments to help TEEZ.She is in a sexy NAUGHTY SCHOOLGIRL outfit second row last pic.You cant miss it her sexy ass is showing! Every guy that drops her comments for awhile gets a pic of me in my new years sheer dress.i am practicaly naked! Just copy and paste anything hot in the comments to her pic!ty so much! IT MAY BE CONSIDERED CRUEL BUT I THINK IT IS FUNNY,I AM A VERY EVIL PERSON BUT SOMEONE HAS TO TEACH PEOPLE LESSONS!BE SURE TO READ FROM THE BOTTOM UP! ->Bo...: you should just do it,you made my pussy so wet saying it! will love my show,and for the 30 day i will do it everyday! mya
Tight Top For Women
i will add to the winner diamond ring. runner up diamond earrings. so ladies come join t6he rest of the ladies will get a romantic dinner and my thanks for entering. noone goes away empty handed bingo WOMEN ONLY NO MEN. TIGHT TOPS PER APPROVAL BY ME. Start 9/01/07 1pm Eastern Standard Time Ends 9/07/07 1pm Eastern Standard Time Rating is 1-10 1 point for each comment. Winner with most comment points wins. A prize will go to the second highest total. Send Photo you want to use in mail will post on 9/01/07 must be in box by noon on 9/01/07. 1st Place will be a one month Vip Runner up will be a 1 day blast I hope alot of ladies will join in. Hope to have some fun. Thanks Hope all the ladies will give it a try. Bingo I AM ASKING FOR HELP MY GOAL IS TO REACH 500 FANS BY THE END OF THIS MONTH. IF YOU CAN ASK AROUND I WOULD TRUELY TAKE ALL THE HELP I CAN THANK YOU BINGO
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Tell Me This
Can someone please explain to me what the phrase "friends with benefits" really means? In my head (and we all know that strange things go on in my head) I try to define the words that are a part of the phrase. Now, a friend is someone you spend time with, who has your back in times of need and listens to you gripe about your problems. Benefits are wonderful extras. But this does not describe the friend with benefits. If you are a friend with benefits, why can't we hang out from time to time for happy hour? How come you can't come over for a cookout? Why don't we do lunch during the week? Is it because I'm getting the benefits but not the friendship? Is it because you are really just a bootycall? If we aren't talking, via telephone or face to face, we are probably not friends. If the most communication we have concerns where and what time, then we probably are not friends. If you couldn't care less that I was hurt by your actions last week (I mean tell
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Trying To Get Back At Me
Show Some Love Please
Deep Thinking
I was talking to my guy friend today and we came into a discussion of how selfish men are and he agreed with me on this quote!!! "men are annoying little beasts that are selfish assholes they want want want and when they are given something they dont appreciate it they think they got it like that but then they dont realise how quickly they can lose it and then they are such assholes they move onto the next thing" Im tired of bullshit men!!!! A real man won't take this blog to heart and will try to see the point im making! when u spend good money to go see a movie and some fucking asshole cant shut the fuck up....fuck i feel like reaching over and shoving my fist down ur fucking throat...u wonder y people stare at u its not coz they like u its coz they want u to shut the fuck up but are too polite to say it....SO SHUT THE FUCK UP....let me enjoy my movie. I fucking hate it when ur not feeling well and u try to catch 5 minutes of zzz's and some loud asshole who wants the wor
Dam Downraters
dam down raters stay off my pages
Need Help
My friend only needs 1860 to level...if you all can spare some time that woudl be great..:) Show some Fubar Love Hurley@ fubar Thank you to those of you that helped my friend level up...this is why I love my Fubar friends!!... Profile Graphics - My friend doesn't have long to go before he levels..can you stop by and help him out please? I would do the same for Hurley@ fubar
My Blogs
Eleven Signs That You Love Someone ELEVEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself. YOU KNOW YOU GO TO McKINLEY HIGH SCHOOL WHEN..... -You can mimick everything mrs. barton will say on the announcements -The cookies in the snack line are the best and no one actually eats lunch -You get yel
Psychopathic Juggalos
The King
Princess Diana
We would just like everybody to remember our beautiful Princess, the one and only English Rose that will ever be, Diana Princess of Wales, Queen of Hearts, The People's Princess. Exactly 10 years ago on Friday 31st August 1997, she was tragically taken away from us in a car accident in Paris :( Here are some video clips, please watch, and remember this beautiful woman, thank you :) you may need some tissues :( Elton John says it all in this video taken at her funeral ... 10 years on, she is still missed greatly, this has been put together for her ... Has a bit of a tribute to her, please join in with us by using 1 of her pics as your default for the day. If you want some photos, click on the 1 below to take you to an album with some of her pics in, choose what you like and rip away :) Diana you are always
Hi Ppl
Hi ppl, come on fan me, rate me, add me send me gifts all will b returned. I'm always looking for new freinds. Jenny.xxxxx Hi ppl, Come and view my profile, leave some comments all will b commented back and mayb add me as a freind, all welcome. The more freinds the better is what I always say lol. Chat soon
Things That "should" Make U Go Hm
POWERFUL STATEMENT! > Some sobering thoughts! > > A man whose family was German aristocracy prior to World War II owned > a number of large industries and estates. When asked how many German > people were true Nazis, the answer he gave can guide our attitude > toward fanaticism. > > "Very few people were true Nazis," he said, "but many enjoyed the > return of German pride, and many more were too busy to care. I was > one of those who just thought the Nazis were a bunch of fools. So, > the majority just sat back and let it all happen. Then, before we > knew it, they owned us, and we had lost control, and the end of the > world had come. My family lost everything. I ended up in a > concentration camp and the Allies destroyed my factories." > > We are told again and again by "experts" and "talking heads" that > Islam is the religion of peace, and that the vast majority of Muslims > just want to live in peace. > Although this unqualified "assertion may be true, it is e
The Purina Diet
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog, Schatzi, and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog...... Duh!! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her NO. I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time, but that I'd lost 50 lbs. before I'd awakened in the intensive care unit with tubes coming out most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes bugged out of her head. I went on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two everytime you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was now enthralled with my story, ; particularly the tall guy behind
well my girlfriend liz and i are working for my friend amy doing dj and kj jobs we are trying to get more jobs if ne 1 is interested we ar available for ne job any day any time for decent rates if n 1 is intersted email us at well tonight is kids kariokie at pelligrines and people need to come it is from 7:30 to 9 with adult kariokie to follow so if u r looking for something to do u need to come sing some songs for us its a real fun time
Ten Footsteps
I will have compassion for all sentient beings; and will not cause needless hurt or unnecessary harm. I will seek enlightenment, the distinction between right and wrong, liberation from delusion and the malevolent influences of greed, jealousy and rage. I will seek to transcend unnecessary dichotomy, and learn to accept that differences are often an attitude of mind. I accept that of greater value than the accumulation of goods, are justice and creativity, right motive and action, and essentiality, love and peace, and the freedom to grow. I will act with honour, without contriving for self-advantage or egotistical effort, false pride or humility. I will try to live my life so as not to give cause for later regrets. I will help those who are suffering, or disadvantaged, and those who seek liberation or enlightenment.
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Atleast Someone Thought Abt The Men!
Thought 1 When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers. When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity. When we die, our widows get the life insurance. What do women want to be liberated from? ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- Thought 2 The average man's life consists of : Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- Thought 3 A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after a while he was going t
I think it is funny! To make a long story short, I was recently in a realtionship that ended in lying and cheating. I loved this man, he was my first boyfriend after my ex husband. I gave him my most precious gift, my trust. In the end, I found out that he had lied to me, cheated on me, and had held on to me just for the sole purpose of me being around, so that he wasn't lonely till his new girl was ready for a relationship. Well, I found out recently that he was being cheated on by this girl, with his best friend no less. I have always had a strong belief in Karma, and I have now witnessed first hand how it always goes around! I just wanted to let everyone know, so that you will be ware! Karma is a Bitch! Love to my friends! Kym
Hello friends,fans, and fam. I am cleaning off my lists and if you would like to stay let me know. Show me some luv if ya havent already. thanks
August 30th
So I had the bright idea of trying to tan my lily white skin today. I'm thinking that since there's nobody living in the house next door (it's the only one where anyone can see me) so it would be ok to go without my top on...WRONG!! All was good until I hear a door shut and look up to see someone going back into that was the realtor. I thought I was going to die! There's no way I couldn't have been seen as I had music going. It just so happened that I was lying on my back at the moment. I hurry up and grab my shirt and run for the back door. I don't think I'll be doing that again any time soon.
Thoughts For Today
"Happiness lies for those who cry, those who hurt, those who have searched, and those who have tried, for only they can appreciate the importance of people who have touched their lives." I was sitting here today thinking about all of the people that have recently touched my life in some shape, form or fashion. I remembered seeing this phrase on a very good friends blog and knew that it fit my mood perfectly this afternoon. "Happiness lies for those who cry" me this means not to be afraid to show your true feelings...what's in your heart. It does not mean that you're a weak or simple minded just means that you can feel and relate to the emotions that's in your heart. These kind of people are the type that I can relate to the easiest... "Happiness lies for those who hurt" be or to have been hurt is something that a person will never forget. They may, in time, forgive but there will always be a constant reminder in that person's mind and heart of how painf
Changing The Pic
I think I am going to change my default pic and until I can get a cute new one I just want opinions on which pic I should use... R.D. I am not going to use the "almost showing nip pic..." so get that off your mind my love. So let me know what you think please. Thanks!
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I'm So Tired Of Everything!!!
Just a lil note to say that i'll be MIA for a little bit as of tomorrow sometime....I'd rather not go into details, but those of you that actually read my blogs will know what i'm talking about here...I'll still try to log on every now and again to say Hi.... That's about it for now.. Cheers Fred
I have to wonder about some people. I am the kind of person that if I like what I see, I will rate you, if not I will move on. I will not give someone a bad rating. I was online last night chatting with a friend when this girl "loving girl from Neenah, WI" rated me a 3. Now to each their own, if she wants to rate me a 3 then that is her right but I have to wonder why she would take the time to give a bad rating on someone she has never met before. Is it just meanness? Thankfully I do not get my validation in life or my self esteem from picture ratings that are given to me. I just wanted to let you know, before you rate me badly, just pass me by and move on to someone else because chances are that you are a shallow person that I won't want to be friends with anyway. For anybody else I am always open to new friendships. You don't have to rate me to become my friend, in fact I would rather you get to know me first. For all of you whom I rate, I do it because I want to not because I expec
Maternity Clothes
I dont know if its me but is there a new trend that while you are pregnant you wear the shortest and tightest of clothes? I was in the mall the other day and crossed six pregnant women. Of the six only one had real maternity clothes on. She looked radiant and absolutely beautiful. Why must we all have to look at large bellies in small clothes? Just needed to ask if I was the only one noticing this new trend.
We-men Vs Women~
miss U Men Are Hard To Please The problems with GUYS: If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; If u do!! he says u are CHEAP. If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME; If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so. If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is
Jumbled Thoughts...
I'm sitting here in the quiet...just thinking about my future...don't know where to start. My heart is so overwhelmed and consumed with the greatest feelings. I can't, for the first time in my life, find the right words to describe it. I've never had a problem finding a way to say what I felt. It's not only an emotional feeling but it's physical as well. While this is the best feeling ever, it is also the most hurtful as well. While I'm at the highest of highs, I'm also feeling very down. My mind is soaring with all sorts of images and heart is a different story. It feels like it's going to explode into millions of tiny pieces for whatever reason. I want to laugh but in the same breath, want to cry too. There's a sweet but hurtful ache that I can't seem to escape from. When I remember last weekend and the soft spoken words...the most intimate things that were said...I can't help but to smile. But then there are other things that I
Lynsey's Erotic Stories
She has my mind occupied all the time. At least she's not at the gym. Here I can workout with out thinking of her, I hope. When she opened the door the morning light fell across her caramel colored shoulders dancing over her taunt breasts. The satin pink bra with black lace complemented her feminine form making me very excited that I left the gym early to be with her. My eyes scanned her small waist down to the matching pink satin and black lace boy shorts she wore exaggerating her muscular thighs. "Come in she said", with a devilish grin. As she turned and walked, I realized that she was wearing the pink pearls I gave her for graduation, they fell on her neck causing a rush of heat to run under my shirt. I love her neck it's so delicate and smooth its long sleek silhouette drives me to ecstasy. As we walked up the long stairs to her bedroom, my stomach started to knot. I was not nervous but eager to touch her, hold her and show her how I much I desire her. I
Dj Northern And Southern Comfort
Believe That you are beautiful in your uniqueness Believe That your soul catches the sunlight and reflects back the joy to those around you Believe That you are as magical and precious as the deepest dreams within your heart
I had a very dear friend That friend went to join his heavenly father He left this world knowing he had touched alot of lives He made many friends and even bought his family togather He had a million dollar smileand a funny way to make you laugh He might have gotten on your nerves but at the same time you still loved him He will remembered in all of our thoughts and prayers We will miss you In Memory of Chris St. John 1-19-08 How can a child pick and choose who they want in their life. Even though they my have been adopted at a young age and then they found each other can they hurt one set of parents and not want to hurt the other? My husband lost 2 of his children due to unseen circumstances with his ex-wife and they lost the 2 children. Well when the oldest was 18 they found my husband and never the less now the daugther doesn't want anything to do with my husband but to use him and hurt him and her brothers. I just don't feel that it is
All Mine
Pray For Julie
Got word early this morning (9/2) about Julie's recovery from open-heart the other day. They still have her on a machine, but it's only doing about 50% of the work--Julie's heart is doing the rest! This is very good news, but we're still not out of the woods yet. Please keep praying for Julie and her family; they need our thoughts and our strength to get through this. Thanks so much guys. Recently, high school sophmore Julie Fishleigh, age 15, of Ohio went to the hospital with a temprature spike of 108 and her organs shutting down. They had life flighted her from the local hospital to Rainbow Babies and Childrens' hospital and had her put on dyalasis. As of Wednesday (8/29) they have taken Julie off some fluids and sedatives that they've been pumping her. She's still in critical condition but is responsive and her heart is pumping very well. We cannot lose Julie; she's a personal and dear friend of mine and a very young girl--too young to be taken from us. So I'm writing this
Just A Story
This is the expanded, cleaned up version. If you want to read the original, you'll have to ask Clay if he still has it, I don't think I do. I am imagining you restraining me, blindfolding me. Not knowing what you are about to do... where you are about to do it... what you are about to do it with. You teasing me, making me want you, crave you. You tease me with you lips. Soft kisses, open mouth... I feel your hot breath and it's making me want you more. You push me down gently, laying me down with my belly on the floor and my hands above my head. I hear you close to my hands, then I feel your fingertips at my wrists. The touch is like a whisper and I shiver. I inhale slowly as your run your fingers down the inside of my arms and around my shoulders and back to my wrists. I try to relax and exhale... I hear you move again and now you are at my feet. A soft touch at the tips of my toes, not too light so that it tickles. You run your fingers up the bottom of my feet u
Ok people you want it you got it. Moshfest this weekend 2 till we fucking leave! The Dungeon-6440 N Orange Blossom Trail in the heart of Crack Town! Come join me! I'll be there sometime seeing my bros play at 11! See ya! I'll be in Tempe, AZ Sat night at Last Exit with Robin Wilson from Gin Blossoms, he is having his annual Lancapalooza party. $10 cover and proceeds go to Maricopa Animal Shelter. See you there. Find me and don't forget to say hi! ok freaks I will be at Ratt on Friday Aug 31 in Tampa, Florida and Saturday Sept. 1 in West Palm Beach. Florida get your asses there say hi and lets drink!
Bingo's Contest
runner up will get a one day blast. winner gets one month vip. hope to see alot of ladies trying for the vip bingo
A Thank You
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Another Day
Ok if you work in a place that you cant view some of this stuff why even look at other people stuff. just because it is not safe for you work does not mean it is bad at my work. if you dont like what you see then leave. go fuck your self. why would people be looking at this sight at work. do something... earn your money. and if you are someone boss and you are on here STOP IT !!!!! you should be setting the example. I am tired of all of these new soliders we are getting in. they are stupid. they have no common sence. they dont think on there own and who in the hell lets them think they can talk back to people who are higher then them. some PVT descided he was going to argue with my platoon seargent. WTF. soliders who think they know more then NCO's who have over 30 months of combat time. fuck them Whats up people. today i am almost done with clearing out of Ft. Drum. the new soliders we have gotten in here are just a bunch of fuck ups. i have been here for 5 years 30 months of com
In Defense Of...
Many times we women sit and wonder if there are any "good guys" left.. ok.. so the guys wonder that about the women too..but I see it more so on the women's point.. I think what happens and this is my own opinion is that.. we get mistreated so much (often times by our own fault) and we set ourselves up for that... If we think guys are going to be assholes.. they are going to be.. If we think guys are going to run around.. they probably will.. We find what we seek .. we seek those "no good, cheatin dogs" because its what we expect.. Unfortunately.. If you clump them all into a group you will never find that ONE that is honest, caring.. hardworking.. dedicated and loyal.. all you will see is the one that will run out on you, treat you like crap and disrespect every aspect of your relationship.. Men and women disrespect each other because that is what is expected.. men expect women to be bitches.. so we are.. women expect men to be untrustworthy and cheat.. so they
Im So sorry you guys but i feel realllllly bad im gonna go lay down please forgive me..Tessa
Interactive Writing
It is a moment when our two souls meet ~ It is a thought of something sensational and sweet ~ Could be something you dare not think of ~ Deep down within the very depths of all that you desire ~ you shudder. ********* The thought of your touch upon my skin ~ Wondering will I ever be complete again ~ Closing my eyes to listen to the sound of your voice ~ Hoping beyond all hope I gain that experience ~ I shudder. ********** Just stop for a moment and think of something that is good ~ Did you feel it? Something that causes your skin to tingle ~ Did you now? The hair stands up on your arms to the thought of that special one. Prickly sensations run up the middle of your back to a touch. Urges of wants, passions of desire send waves through your body. Did you shudder? You will if you try.
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Your Eyes
I see your eyes they pierce me in the very core of my soul. You are there completely bared as no other man's soul I see. You have entered a place of mine where not many have been. You have allowed me to see ~ feel ~ think about what I want ~ need ~ long for. I will more than likely never see the day I could look upon your face. I am but just a simple face in a sea of beauty. You have taken me deep within myself to touch things within I ignore. I have a yearning desire to ignite my passionate fires which are smoldering but need something to continue their glow. If I close my eyes and think just a bit, I see you with your long, flowing hair. To feel it brush against my skin, wow what thoughts it takes me to. As not to think I am any different than more than a thousand eyes have looked upon, you are special...unique...a unicorn amongst men. A butterfly opening its wings to allow the beauty of your soul to be seen. I stand at the gate waiting to see if I can get in just to get a glimpse o
Real Hottie
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What Can You See Inside
Can you see within the walls of fear? What meaning does it all have here? Could you capture just the special things that keep you coming back? What is it that makes up a soul? What beauty does your eyes behold? Is the outer shell all you see? Can you look past the plain to see the beauty in me? I am not all that outwardly as you so surely can tell, but if you care to take a dive down into my well.... You will find that I am like a house in need of restoration or a picture that has faded some just needing saturation. Unfortunately I wasn't born the cover of a magazine but my life has enfolded and made me into a special gem inside you see. Take a chance, a brief moment in time, if you haven't already I'm sure you will find.... A friend as true as you are to me, I'll be there with you for eternity.
My Thoughts-all: Present, Past And Future!
This Blog is thanks to the most wonderful man i know. He has opened my eyes to so many things and one of those things is putting in writting things we remember about life, lessons we have learned, and things we notice about everyday life. Thank you!! This will be an ongoing blog about those things. I hope you enjoy them and find some kind of humor, or knowledge in all that i will write. _________________________________________________ August 30, 2007 The key to happiness is not having everyones else's American dream it is making your own. If anyone tells you that they know who they are then they have lied to will never know who you are as long as you continue to grow and learn from life experiences. Some things that i am coming to realize about myself....1. I am not grateful enough for the ones who care about me.2.I am not super woman(who would have thought that one?)3.It's ok to ask for help when you need it and not feel guilty about asking.4. I am scared to
Thank You
I had never heard this term until I was reading an article about Sen. Larry Craig's arrest. Here's the definition from Wiki: Cottaging is a gay slang term referring to anonymous male/male sex in a public lavatory (a cottage), or to the practice of cruising for sexual partners in public lavatories with the intention of having sex elsewhere. Have you ever heard that term? More Taboo-ly, guys, have any of you done it? While we're on the subject, what do you think about Larry Craig? While I'm all for getting rid of hypocrites in public office, the details of the arrest report really bother me. You can see the original document at Smoking Gun. Basically, according to the undercover cop, Craig stood outside the stall where the cop was on the toilet for more than 2 min., peeking through the door. Then, Craig went into the next stall and dropped his pants and sat down. He tapped his foot, which (I didn't know this either) is a signal that you're looking for a sexual encoun
Bad News
I just got news that a guy i work with was dead at home. He was a really good friend of mine. i remember the first time i met him i was new at my job. Everyone there would break his balls and make fun of him because he was slow(not retarded slow or anything. he just didn't work as fast as everyone else). I felt bad for him because he would eat lunch by himself because nobody would talk to him. So i went over and sat with him and ate my lunch with him. He seemed to like that very much and when i did that it seemed like everyone that would make fun of him kind of cooled down. Which was cool because he seemed to enjoy coming to work after that. A couple of months ago (acually i think it was around christmas time) his wife had passed away. He took a voluntary lay off from work to deal with evrything that was going on in his life. He came back to work at the beginning of this month and had decided to retire at the end of the month. Which would be this week. Now i have to make plans to go to
On the way to see her folks, she's driving down the road. She hear's an awful sound as her tire suddenly explodes... She looks down at her watch, the time is drawing late... To sit or walk for help this was her own debate. The sun was starting to set behind the dunes in the sand.. With the lightning in the distance she saw a structure stand... through the lighthouse window he ponders about his existence wonder's why he's there, what precautions, what repentance a life ago he was a artist, now trapped in this structure he created cursed by lust and love never to be alive again, his memories deleted he hears an explosion off in the distance, his dark eyes trace the headlights as they quickly dim he watches, hoping this lean silhouette approaches his chambers, the smell is in the air, lust is in him...... She walks towards the structure, the sky begins to rain. Lightning lights up the sky.. blood rushing through her vain's She reaches the structure, The old
Gift Shop
Okay, so I don't know who keeps sending me all the stuff from the gift shop, but I'd like to know who you are, so you should tell me who you are...
Naughty Q"s
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU!
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, bored with this life, so complex. So she ask the spider to crawl up inside her, and give her kinky sex. Little Boy blew all over town, Spreading his "Music" all around. Trying to help his family put food on the table, He was getting paid to blow so now he was able Little Jack Horner stood on the corner soliciting some "pie" When he discovered the hooker was his mother, it made the little boy cry. Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep, Can't remember where she left him. Tied to the bed with his arms and leg's spread, with her memory he's as good as dead. Do you know the Muffin Man? He lives on Drewry Lane. The whole town thinks he's gone insane, the Muffin Mans into whips and chains. There was an Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe.. Had so many children from the men that she went through. Old Lady was a nympho in constant need of cock. She cant even house her children, little long the stupid sock. Just for a laugh hah
Atreyu In Cleveland Lookin For Sumone To Go With
Well, I have been hanging around here for almost a month now, and yes, I know I have been a member for almost 2, but let's not get hung up on technicalities. I have been watching a lot, yeah, I have participated in some stuff as well. I have come to the realization that just because you are over 18, it does not mean you are grown up. There is a lot drama that I haven't seen since high school. I've also seen a lot of people who just don't seem to understand that there is a lot to be seen from a name, especially when it is what scrolls across the top. I know, you can have any name you want, and do what you want, but if you got a name like spank me hard, don't get upset if someone wants to talk about sex with you. On the flip side, just because someone is online, does not mean that they want to have cyber sex or even talk about it. Does it happen? Yes. Does it happen often, I don't know. If you have NSFW pictures up, it does not mean I want to see them. There are not tha
A Friend In Need
Tear drops fell from Heaven as he looked into her eyes. Slowly caressing her body, Hands upon her thighs. Kissing her with passion, his lust she could feel. He wanted to show her madly, his love for her was real. He kissed down to her neck, She gasped a passionate moan His hand slid up her thigh, to touch her forbidden zone. He started to rub lightly, Her moaning he could hear. He could feel her wetness, through her panties oh so sheer. He wrapped her legs around him, one thrust and he was in. She screamed in pure delightness, as their love making began. His hands explored her body, His manhood explored her cove. The pleasure they were feeling, as they both set to explode. He started moving faster, keeping steady track. He began to moan so loudly, as her nails ran down his back. Hearts beating rapidly, the time was getting near. The sounds of pure orgasm, was all that they could hear. both their bodies shaking, as they exploded at the same time, she a
Naughty Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DON'T BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwords? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU
Morning .
Need a chuckle this morning ? Here ya go! WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. Keep reading-they get better!!! WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand
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MySpace Graphics & MySpace Codes
Tomorrow Is Friday Yay!
You can find out more by going to: myspace- beautifulsunshine06 I'd appreciate it if you would visit my new site & look up some stuff by typing in keywords/clicking on links. The site link is on my profile page. Add it to your favorites! Thanks! I'm really glad that I get out early tomorrow from work and I have monday off too, it will be nice to relax for the next 4 days! Too bad I don't got any beer or liquor to celebrate! D'oh! Guess I might go hit up the state store this weekend. They had a bottle of rumrunner that looked really yummy! My older 2 kids had their first day of school today, they were so excited, they actually got up on their own this morning around 6:45 am without even fighting with me! That's about it for now, I'm still writing my book for those of you who don't know about my goal to become an author. Hope yinz all have a great holiday weekend! Rhonda loves ya!
What People Say In Court
Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteen. Q: What year? A: Every year. --------------------------------------------------- Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. --------------------------------------------------- Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten? --------------------------------------------------- Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years. --------------------------------------------------- Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cat
Only In America!!! (funnies)
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. 5. Only in banks leave both vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 7. Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in package s of eight. 8. Only in we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 9. Onl
Ok So Im New Here......
hopin theres good times to be had and cool ppl.
Things That Annoy Me
8 Locations For A Quickie
8 Locations For A Quickie Sometimes, you don't have time to seduce and take your time when it comes to sex, especially when you're outside the comforts of home. So next time, when you're out with your lady and you feel the need, feed the need, the need for speed.... Time is of the essence, but you and your girl want to find a spot where you can get a couple of quick pumps in before you have to get back to whatever it is you were going to do. But why ruin everything by heading to a safe place when you can do it right where you are? If you use a drop of discretion, quickies can be more fun and exciting than you ever thought possible. Here, now, are seven places where you might want to consider grinding into your girl the next time your blood runs heavy below the waist. 1- Elevator An elevator is always a great place to engage in very quick sex, although going up or down several floors isn't usually sufficient time to get off. I recommend you stall the eleva tor (given
People On Fubar...
Im gettin ready to go to bed, but i needed to vent a little...I hate how some people add you to there list just to have alot of people on there....Then you go and ask them something and there too good to respond to you...Im cleaning up my list...gettin rid of everyone I dont talk too...cause unlike some people...this isnt too show everyone how popular I am....ok im going to bed...peace Hello everyone in Fubar Land....I just wanted to say a quick sorry to all my friends on here....Everyone has been so nice to me over the past few years and ive just kinda been the background....Not all of you know what has been going on with me...but to say the least I had a really tough few years...This saturday something happened that changed my life forever...and im actually thinking clearly because of it..I care about alot of you on here and im going to start showing it alot more......Hugs and kisses to all -Keri This should be i
Right remember i bored you all with my break up now i am gonna bore you some more... My ex and i have continued to share the flat since the break up...basically cos my dungeon is here so it's not just home but work too. But now i have to move out as he is and i can't afford the rent on my own. So i am moving to my kids house well my house they use and abuse. Un fortunately when i move i will not have the internet for a while .... thank the gods i hear you cry she won't be able to bore us any more .....well not for a few days we do have internet cafes in merry old England Any way just wanted to say ihave met a great load of friends on here and i am gonna miss the whole damn lot of you. Any way i shall be about till monday rthen who knows when ...take care now xxx
Freedom Fighters ... American Military
I'm not sayin i am the "one"...but i am "one" ofem
Freedom Fighters ... American Military
So many men and women, have given up their life. So you and I sleep safely, in our beds at night. Marching across an entire country, trying to set it free. So they can have some human rights, just like you and me. They march along these dirt filled streets, not knowing where to step. Looking around for terrorist, and where there bombs are kept. Never having time to sleep, or to just sit down and rest their feet. Taking an extra minute or so, to just write home to the ones they know. They withstand pressures everyday, that we could not understand. Anger, fear and hostility, sweep across this land. Never knowing who to trust, who is friend or foe. Giving it everything they have, frustration starts to show. They stand together like family, catching eachothers back. working under pressure, their courage never lacks. To lose a fellow soldier, is a loss felt by them all. There's nothing like the pain they feel, to see a soldier fall. This is a simple l
BDSM 101 the very basics made simple. By The Goddess Lakshimi D/S, S/M and B/D are the terms most often used in society today. They are distinctly different in that D/S stands for Dominance and Submission, S/M stands for Sadism and Masochism while B/D stands for Bondage and Discipline. These are three distinctly different life styles. But remember at all time and in each of the separate lifestyles all actions must be SAFE, SANE AND CONSENSUAL. The terms are not interchangeable, yet one lifestyle may lead into the other or may overlap another depending upon the limits agreed upon by both consenting parties. As the relationship continues to grow and expand the limits may be changed by both parties and therefore lead from one lifestyle to the next. S/M may be and usually is incorporated in both or either of the other two lifestyles in one form or another or may be considered a separate lifestyle on it's own. These lifestyles might better be referred to as a form of al
Ramblings Of A Non-diva
Thats what life has been. Too bad we dont have magical powers that allow us to see into the future so we can see what mistakes we are going to make and find a way to avoid it. Or maybe being like Superman and have the ability to turn back time and righting the wrong before it affects people. It doesnt matter who you are or what you do, we all end up six feet under. Your legacy only lasts for so long unless you make a huge impact that is felt world wide. Fact is that only a small percentage is capable of making that impact. We all want the best in life but never reach out and try to achieve it. So what does everyone do? We settle for what is in front of us. We are all guilty of doing it. We do and say things that arent the truth but sound right at the time. We take people into our lives and at first accept them as if they are the most important person in the world only to cast them out when they become nonessential to us. We drag people along hoping we can make
I've Seen
Hey everyone i have a bet with a friend of mine that i can level up faster then him... I need all my friends help to win... So if you can spare any comments, rates, anything that will help would be terrific TY for all who help... Hello I am currently in 2 give aways... The first is for a 3 day blast and the 2nd is for a 1 month VIP all help is appreciated. I myself do comment bombing you need help just look me up... 3 DAY BLAST!!! 1 MONTH VIP!!! I am in a contest running from the 17 to the 22nd here is the link.
My Poems
I have finally found, The love of my life. It feels so good, To be loved this much. To be depended on, For support and understanding. It's the greatest gift, that anyone can receive. The gift of everlasting happiness. I just wish that everyone, Could find the love I've found. The love I'm talking of, Is that of a child. My daughter is special, In every way that counts. She's my life, My world, And my very existence. When she smiles at me, My eyes light up with joy
Almost 1 Year!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! It has been almost one year from the time I met Arlee. Thinking back on this year I think about how happy I have been and how lucky I am to have him in my life. For those of you who do not know Arlee and I are planning to get married when we get the chance. I have been so happy, and I love Arlee so very much. The last year has not been all fun and games. We've gone threw our fair share of ruff times and still come out on top and more in love with each other in the end. Every morning when I wake up I feel like the luckiest woman alive because I get to wake up next to the most amazing man I have ever known! Arlee is my lover, my confidant, my cohort, my beloved, my guiding light, and my best friend. Everything to me and more! My life is better now because of Arlee and there is nothing that I would change about our relationship. Arlee, I just wanted you to know that I love you and I always will. I love who you are and everything you do f
About Me
I have something that I wrote about addiction,Read and fell it... you will know what I mean: Dear Addiction, How are you old friend,enemy,Lover,hater- all the above.It's been awhile since I've been graced,or should I say disgraced with your cunning,baffling,powerful presence.You had me fooled through so many tears.I wish I could relieve all those years,but since I won't even try. Now I know life is worth living and don't wish to die anymore. You lose,I'm in control and have a real good hold.You know there are a few things I have to say now that I'm stronger,bolder and badder.I'm not going under cause Bang, He came to me like thunder,MY HIGHER that is and this time I walk away forever-Thats all I have to say. Don't bother waiting for me because after I shut the door there's no turning back,like I've done before.I'm His child now,hard to the core.My only prayer is for all those Hearts your still going to break.But me and my FRIENDS the ones you have no more- we will be waiting to cat
I Found A Really Old Friend Woohoo!!
I found the email address of a really old friend from about 5 or 6 years ago yesterday and emailed her before I went to bed so I spent all night at work wondering if the email address still worked and I actually had a reply this morning when I got home, so I am pretty excited, she disappointed me by getting remarried though. LMAO, ok I'm kidding. It's really fucking exciting because I've looked for her on and off since we quit talking. I sound like a little kid so ha! And anyone who laughs can go fuck themselves you cold, heartless bastards, LOL.
Interpreting Dreams...
Well...I've been sitting here the past couple of hours trying to figure out my dream from last night. I woke up at 4:30am...feeling very out of sorts...confused...sad...just "not right" so to speak... It was around 9pm...I had been in bed a while...had been reading...the television was on...Robyn had came in to tell me something...made sure that the phone was by my side as I do each and every night...and I remember my last thoughts before drifting off..."hope that Gary's okay and having a great evening"...and then I drifted away.... I remember a mist...kinda hazy and was swirling around me and I couldn't see anything...I heard the softest music coming from somewhere...don't know the music...never heard it before but it kinda reminded me of Yanni...I just stood there...very still...listening. I was scared to even breathe as the music may stop with any was so beautiful. Each note rang such deep feelings and was like I could sense what the next
Poems I Like
I try to phone, But I can't speak. I know that I'm strong, but I feel weak. I try not to fall, But no matter what I do. I can't help myself, From falling in love with you. Everyday I've tried to block your memory, To protect me from the pain. Pretend I never knew you, And never heard your name. But these walls I've built aren't strong enough. And though I fight my tears in vain. My feelings still come creeping through, And hurt me just the same. A saddened soul, A lonely walk and suddenly it appears. Gently falling, A friendly liquid. Is it rain, or is it tears. Thoughts of you, Caress my heart. My soul begins to shout. To live your dreams and know your love, Is what life's all about. To feel you touch or taste your lips, To hold you once again. Will surely bring me sunshine, Instead of all this rain.
Meltd0wns Words
you get lured in with promises of points and entry for a possible greater prize. But they are bogus. for the past 4 days Ive been "preapproved" to do a survey, and after spending an average of between 5 to 10 minutes on each survey, it finishes and then Im told "you dont qualify for what we are looking for". So basically they want all their surveys to say exactly what they want, and dont want varied opinions. I feel if I spent all that time answering all those questions. I should get credit for doing the survey. IF they do have qualifications for surveys, they should ask them first thing, not wait till you've already taken the survey and waste all your time. This is the first "Negative" experience I've had since joining this site, and unfortunately its the site itself lying to me which makes it worse. I just hope to warn others before they are duped by this underhanded tactic, and save them the negative experience.
Random Thoughts
When we last discussed ACORN they were engaging in criminal breaking and entering of foreclosed homes. Before that, ACORN ran the largest voter fraud in American History, they were convicted of, or being investigated for voter fraud in 14 states (marked in red above-Map from Rottenacorn). Now the Democrat's favorite voter fraud group, the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN) has a new opportunity to destroy the constitutional right of "one man-one vote." They have been contracted by the Census department to hire local census workers. That's right, the same group that registered Mickey Mouse to vote in Florida, will now be counting him in the Census. This is President Obama's transparency and honesty at work: ACORN to Play Role in 2010 Census The U.S. Census is supposed to be free of politics, but one group with a history of voter fraud, ACORN, is participating in next year's count, raising concerns about the politicization of the decennial surve
Honor Poem For Our Troops..
Honor I watched the flag pass by one day, It fluttered in the breeze. A young Marine saluted it, And then he stood at ease. I looked at him in uniform So young, so tall, so proud, With hair cut square and eyes alert He'd stand out in any crowd. I thought how many men like him Had fallen through the years. How many died on foreign soil How many mothers' tears? How many pilots' planes shot down? How many died at sea How many foxholes were soldiers' graves? No, freedom isn't free. I heard the sound of Taps one night, When everything was still, I listened to the bugler play And felt a sudden chill. I wondered just how many times That Taps had meant "Amen," When a flag had draped a coffin. Of a brother or a friend. I thought of all the children, Of the mothers and the wives, Of fathers, sons and husbands With interrupted lives. I thought about a graveyard At the bottom of the sea Of unmarked graves in Arlington. No
Damned Dsl!!!!!!
DORO in Seattle!!! Check out this event: POWERBOX FESTIVAL Body: Hosted By: Chewy Lyons When: Friday Aug 31, 2007 at 6:00 PM Where: Whitehorse mountain 42501 SR 530 Darrington, WA 98241 United States Description: Chewy Lyons just to let you all know....... MY DSL IS A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!! it goes out without warning!! That's why I have not been on much in the past 2 weeks.... should be fixed today!!
Juggalos And Lettes
i think about you all the time day and night when im walking when im sleeping every minute of tha day you make me happy somehow just thinking about you calms me down a whole lot i want ot hold you in my arms just one last time if i could tears me up i can't realy talk to you all that much i wish i was spending this v day with you.You take the pain away . Sometimes i wish me and you can just go away and never look back spend the rest of our lives together i love you with all my haert even know we can't really talk to each other or hang out i love you so much oxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo muah 4 ever i talk to you everyday i talk to you on the phone when im down you bring me up when im sad you make me happy I talk to you every morning and that makes my day go better I think of you all the time THere are times wheni just want to be in your arms or hold you in my arms or just kiss you Sometimes i wander if there is will every be more than friends with us What matters is
Friends Forgot To Fan
I havent been online has much as usual I answered 25 friend request last night most I forgot to Fan.. sorry :( if I did please send me private message Ill come back to your page ... I rated photos, added you, rated profile, bought you a drink but forgot fan please forgive me... Thanks have greta thirsty Thursday
Star Sign
Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and dont hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio Take this quiz at
Big New's
We Welcome New Members Wankan-Tanka Clan ! The Rules Are Simple: Bring your individuality There is room in our family for people of ideas and ideals. Enjoy meeting new people, chat, form friendships and have fun! Voice your opinions, and make suggestions as there is always room for improvement to make us better and stronger! Please read and reply/repost bulletins of the clan. Please fan/friend and rate members profiles. NO DRAMA THIS IS A FRIENDLY SITE ! Respect your clan members during contests by helping them before others. Try to rate family members to help them level up. If you have problems, please let us help you resolve them before deciding to quit, our door is always open. We now have a lounge and every needs to attend all meeting's if possible! Body: IF YOU REALLY BELEIVE IN JESUS CHRIST U WILL REPOST THIS ?????????????? ???????1???? ????????? ?????o$????????? ?????
Compliments Of Friends
Dragon Spirit Country As the morning sun Shines over the land Radiating the warm Colors over the horizon The birds rustling their feathers As they awaken To feed their young and to Sing their songs The sights, sounds, and smells Awaken me to my senses I open my eyes and Stretch to my full length As I stand up My eyes look at my surroundings Searching for that First scene of life I see the rolling hills beyond Full of color and lumptious flowers As the bees swarm around them Taking pollen as needed I see the sparkling lake With the fish swimming about Going back and forth Busy like I see the green plains That stretch beyond my eyes Little creatures buzzing about Going on with their business My eyes wander upwards To the bluest sky ever Feeling the rays of the sun I close my eyes for a minute Absorbing all the nature around me My mind races My heart soars My blood boils I hear a familar howl In the distance The running of paws P
Ah What To Do?
OK so i have a date tonite well rele it isnt a date its the first time i met the guy and he wants to get a confused on if i should or not...i guess we will see what happens when it comes to it tonite... ok so have you ever been the person to always be the friend.Well i have been the friend forever and im sick of it always doing cupids dirty work by fixing everyone up but that gives me no time to look...i have never been in a real relationship...and i dont know what its like...should'nt cupid have a someone at the end of the story...
I Am Big
I am a very big woman. I know that people say that just because I talk about it that I don't love my self or something because I am fat. So not true. I love being fat and I can call my self fat also. People say you are not fat you are just big boned or something like that people just do not like the word fat unless they are fat them selfs. I know I am fat and I love it. I am a BBW and I am with a man that loves BBW's. I talk to people on a site just for fat people. For all of the women out there that are fat. I am not going to tell you to love your self and all that crap that other people say to you to try to make you fell better. I am just going to tell you to be FAT. Because 85% of people in the world are FAT. Being fat in this world is not wrong anymore. Everyone that calls you fat in a bad way either does not understand fat people or just wants to be fat and have the love for them selfs that we have for are selfs.
Several months ago, I had the pleasure and honor of becomeing friends with two wonderful ladies here on Fubar ( Lost Cherry back then). Pam and Trudy. Since then our friendships have grown and as a couple we have became friends with them and their spouses. Pam lives pretty far away from us but Trudy and Chris live only about 6 hours. This weekend they are driving down to spend the weekend here. I am so excited, I cant wait to meet them in person, we are already so close it will just be awesome. I will post a blog afterwards to tell you guys all about all the fun we had. If you get a chance stop by their page and say hi. They are a wonderful couple and just all around nice folks ღ Chris & Trudy ღ@ fubar
Just Thoughts
So I am sitting here, looking at my calander and its Aug 30th. Sept 1st begins goose hunting season and I am planning on being out there fairly early. I realize I have 1 month before archery deer hunting season opens up here in Rhode Island. Woohooo!!! For those of you who do not hunt or think its wrong stop reading here. If your continuing on you are either curious about hunting or have hunted in the past. The anticipation is killing me. For some getting up at 4am to walk out into pitch black woods would be a major turn off. Well for me its a feeling of joy, freedom, relaxation. Oh sure I have to be at the top of my game, my every sense needs to be focused on the sounds and sights around me. But I cant think of a better place to be then either sitting at a base of a tree or 15ft up in my stand. The sounds of early morning birds chirping, leaves russelling in a light breeze brings such a peaceful feeling over me. Any worries I have had are gone. When the sun finally rise and it brings
Please Do This For Booboo One Of The Sweetests Lassies On Fubar!!!!!!!
Muscle Car
Take the quiz: What kind of muscle car are you?1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28You are a 1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28. You love your car....your friends love your car and thats whats most important to you! Your car really hauls ass! You feel bad that they aren't making Camaros anymore....but don't worry...cuz you know they'll be back!Quizzes by -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!
My 1st Fubar Contest....
Here's the link, stop by and bomb me plz! it's my first fubar contest ever!!!! Thanks to all! Hugs and Kisses, Mandie
35,000 Comments For Happy Hour..please Help!!
To all my friends and the comments bombers............... My friend entered this contest and she want 35,000 to win her happy hour can you please help her to win this contest please :P:P:P I'm sure you're not going to let me down,if each one of you will give 1 rate and 20 to 30 comment she will be ok and all the love will be returned :):):) luv y'all have a marvelous upcoming weekend hugs and kisses ۞WLŦ۞ (repost of original by '۞WLŦ۞ WR Ғ WLŦ ŦR LG ۞' on '2007-08-30 02:29:25')
I can't give solutions to all of life's problems, doubts, or fears. But I can listen to you, and together we will search for answers. I can't change your past with all it's heartache and pain, nor the future with its untold stories. But I can be there now when you need me to care. I can't keep your feet from stumbling. I can only offer my hand that you may grasp it and not fall. Your joys, triumphs, successes, and happiness are not mine; Yet I can share in your laughter. Your decisions in life are not mine to make, nor to judge; I can only support you, encourage you, and help you when you ask. I can't prevent you from falling away from friendship, from your values, from me. I can only pray for you, talk to you and wait for you. I can't give you boundaries which I have determined for you, But I can give you the room to change, room to grow, room to be yourself. I can't keep your heart from breaking and hurting, But I can cry with you a
Rants And Words Of Wisdom
My friend has a graphic novel coming out soon, and I'd like to take the time to promote it. I'd explain it better, but I'm tired and can't think straight at the moment. I will tell you this though. It's a kick ass novel, and seeing it come together with reletively no hitches is great. It's looking far better than I though it was going to be. Here's the link to his site. It has the first 2 pages of the novel on there and it explains what its about. We also have a page on myspace him and I set up promoting other aspiring writers and artists' work by posting their banners on our page to get their work out there to to let people know about it. It's pretty cool. Oh yeah and fans of this genre are welcome to, obviously. Here's the link to that site as well. Check it out The Raven By Edgar Allan Poe (1845) Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volum
i'll stand in your line when you've got some time for you n me maybe i'll stay or go liars fire burns me my weakness again is only desire truth and respect not bought not sold precious as gold left me all alone no scenic ride recognize our potential hear me clear dont be afraid of a love to the grave believe what you will i wait in line with endless sorrow legend or liar remains to be seen tore open my heart devoured it clean flashback gazing in your eyes i feel what's you shiny bright and so warm i get lost there freezeframe words that you've spoken i've always believed just lately i wish you'd say what ya mean i'm here for you so close if you want me. if you dont say goodbye snapback alone i shiver back to black left this place before but betrayal deceit and misprinted lies bring me back and keep me cold i'm torn and crying for you are you the killer or are you the savior?
Videos (may Be Nsfw!)
Merlin's Dream Time
For A Dead Kitten
put the rubber mouse away pick the spools up from the floor what was velvet-shod and grey dont wanna play with them no more what was warm is strangly cold whence dissolved that little breath how could something so small hold so immence a thing as death
My First Grandchild
imikimi - Customize Your World SHE WAS BORN ON OCTOBER 22, 2007 @ 8:24AM imikimi - Customize Your World
Fuckin Bitch.
Heres this bitch that was hitting on my well now ex- Fiance. and she would hit on him just to piss me off so i'm gonna bitch about it. she would post shit like he does'nt need my drama.. etc. she was talking shit on his page knowing that i would look. and i find it kinda funny that she does'nt have enough guts to post it on my page. instead the bitch blocks me.. Just makes me laugh and i felt like telling you all about it. so.. whatcha think? make a new pro and get even or.. what? because this has me angered and then today i found the insides of my wallet in my mailbox because someone stole my wallet. atleast i got my cards and stuff back but i did'nt get my 24 dollar wallet or my fucking 124 dollars back!. Omg what a day i'm having then when i got to work i got bitched at for having messed up a order. then while i was at home my parents took away my phone during the day i get it at night. yes i'm 21 and my parents still take my cell away. ugh. then my daughter was flippin out. and i'v
WTF is with this site, it's an "adult site" yet we have all this shit going on around us, personally, I don't care who uses what to get where, it's a free site FFS, WHO CARES! I come across the most ridiculous bulletin yet, and I'm not saying names, so I'll leave it at that, but it's someone sticking their nose into someone else's drama, worrying about things they need not worry about, then having the nerve to do some kinda fu-call out to someone else, trying to call out every bad move someone has made, I mean really....I've said it before and it'll probably come up again, go the hell up! Do you think you're really making an impact on that persons life? Because you're not. Another thing, before moving on, and this probably sickens me the most, is the people that go along with this ranting of a woman going through PMS and making these slanderous accusations about someone else, they stick behind her and back her up, repost her bulletin, and then say don't attack me for posting this, I'm
We walk into a room Hand in hand we are But then my eye is turned Across the room not far I then pull focus to see A familiar face in the crowd "Oh my goodness she is here" I make sure the thoughts arent loud You are there alone Sitting reading a menu "Why cant I be there, With her in this venue?" I try not to stare too much And let her know you're around I glance around the room Only to turn back to what I've found It's like I am comparing The differences in each of you I start to honestly question If what I feel for her is true Wrong as it may seem My heart skips when you're near I want so bad to yell your name And beg of you to come here Is it possible to say hello With her sitting close to me Will she see what I feel Or can I hide it willfully I can't take this anymore Your beauty is just too bright I want to stand up and leave And be with you tonight But here I sit as you leave My words go unspoken in the end I can't wait till she'
My Crushes :)
If you gotta crush on me, you should just TELL me, so we can, you know, get the ball rollin'! Just playin. I just hate mystery!
My Junk
I loved a man Who did not love me I love a man Who loves me But does not want me I love a man as a friend Who loves me romanticaly I love a man as a father Who loves me as a daughter I am flowing with love With no one to give it to
Down Rater Alert!!!!! Lol
I would love for u all to stop by this young beautiful lady and give her a warm 1 welcome.... yes i said a 1 lol she dont rate no higher then 1's.... so lets plz welcome her.... although i slipped and gave her an 11.... crazii_shortii@ fubar
If Your Blast Is Rejected
The Shadow of Low, Low Prices Almost every dollar spent super-shopping immediately leaves town for corporate headquarters out-of-state, never to re-circulate again in the local economy. Life blood lost. Wal-Mart is so powerful, it usually gets its way through sheer economic force. It can under-price local businesses because it coerces suppliers to cut their costs in order to get the contract with them. As a result, manufacturing jobs fly to places like China, where girls and young women in sweatshops slave under horrific conditions for next to nothing, so Americans can buy cheap clothing & widgets 10,000 miles away. What a deal! The local hardware store, bookstore, sporting goods store, bakery, electronics store, music shop, toy store, food marketall closed through lack of local support because Americans chase those guaranteed lower prices. The local factoryyou know, the one that used to manufacture widgets, that used to employ 100 local people at family wages with benefits; the
Alix Olsen
i told her she was cute. She said "youre cute. For a girl. look, i like you a lot, but i like to give head." i lay down on my bed, i said "try me." She said "no, its dick im after, darlin," and She headed for the door. i said "if its dick youre after, darlin, try my top dresser drawer." "but Ive got small hands," i said, "they never go limp when i fuck i got girl parts myself, so i know wheres good to suck". She paused. i moved closer. She said "im not sure I buy it." But her nipples perked, her pelvis jerked, She said "i guess ill try it." She stopped, dropped, rolled, paused, turned. and that night i learned that skin is where this revolution gonna begin, touching one woman at a time, showing theres no crime in feeling this good God would be a dyke if She could find someone to hold her, instead of holding her up as the dark image in the church of my bedroom she stopped, dropped, rolled, paused, turned, spread, said "oh god." "Yeah, darlin", i said "a
I am so hungry that my stomache is growling but I can not seem to get off this computer. I know a little wierd but that is how it is. anyways I will stop this bable and continue to rate and add friends love you all chow Living life is easy when you have a great family and a bunch of rowdy friends. I live my life to the fullest and hope to have a wild ride. Live life there ain't no tommorow. Talk to you all soon...... Tim
Just A Rate That All U Need To Do
yesterday i was at the hospital from 1130 til 930 last nite. i lost my baby. it hurts me so bad and i cant even work. i just found out a a couple of days ago and then yesterday it was gone. i thought i would actually be able to hold this one. but im not. so they r having me go to another doctor monday to find out why i cant hold a child. more pain damn it. i didnt even get to tell the daddy. but ill be fine sooner or later.
Dont Wait Act Before Its To Late
He sits alone thinking, thinking how things could have been if he just went to her - help her - told her he cared that he loved her and held her when she was upset & cold - sick if he called to say hi or showed her off to the world, but he doesn't try to fix what he did - he does nothing. He hears the phone ringing - but dosen't move an inch, He closes his eyes wondering if its her but cant move wonders if she even loves him wonders why she would put him through the pain of running away after a fight - why she would say such hurtful words to him after he loves her so much and tries to be the man she needs.... "She sits alone hoping for a reason, wondering why she lives wondering why she should care, why she loves him still, why he didn't come after her, after she ran away from him, she said she would end her life, she calls to say she did it, its all over that she loves him and will till she dies she is sorry for all the hurtful things she said and pain she put him through... h
Spiritual Growth
Bubbling Off
You are a cowardly man, Who hides in the shadows of fear. You stand up for no one; not even me. Why do I love a man who doesn't defend my honor or misguided feelings. Living in a state of anger an hurt. Why must you linger on the sidelines. Cheering for the otherside an not defending your queen. I hopelessly forgive for one day you could realize. Who is leading the truth and who is trailing in the lies. I've given you love, and defended my saint. Why must I beg for the same grace. Some Knight in Shining Armor who turns out to be a unmasked cowardly lion. Who hides in the corner hoping to go unnoticed. While time wastes by and I grow hunger. Hey guys I my buddy is trying to win one of those contest. Please comment on his pic here is the link. Thank you!
Fly The Flag 9/11
Please join us in this FLY THE FLAG campaign and PLEASE forward this email immediately to everyone in your address book asking them to also forward it. We have a little less than one week and counting to get the word out all across this great land and into every community in the United States of America. If you forward this email to least 11 people and each of those people do the get the idea. THE PROGRAM IS THIS: On Tuesday, September 11th, 2007, an American flag should be displayed outside every home, apartment, office, and store in the United States. Every individual should make it their duty to display an American flag on this anniversary of our country's worst tragedy. We do this in honor of those who lost their lives on 9/11, their families, friends and loved ones who continue to endure the pain, and those who today are fighting at home and abroad to preserve our cherished freedoms. In the days, weeks and months following 9/11, our country was bath
Another Bad Day
Well... So in other blog entries I have discussed a few misfortunes that have been happening with me. To continue with them, I recently had my birthday on the 3rd of November, woohoo, right? WRONG! I get a call from my doctor wanting to discuss the results of the biopsy that was taken. Normally, if you do not call back to ask what was found, they dont call you. This was different because they called til they reached me. Great I am thinking. Sure enough, the lady tells me that I am not in the woods right now, but I have to come back in for check ups often since the cells they have found are precancerous. More news still to come.... She continues saying that its almost a promise that I will get it, they just dont know how soon and want to see how fast this is growing. How nice I think. So do I tell my family or just let it go and pretend nothing is wrong at all, after all.. there are people in worse shape than I am in and I do not have cancer yet. So just another bad day with many after
And Another Thing That Makes My Blood Boil
SFGATEDebra SaundersHE STATE Senate already has voted 25 to 14 to create a special exemption in state law that would reduce the mandatory 30-day impoundment of cars driven by unlicensed drivers, so that offenders who have never had a valid license can get their cars back after 24 hours. Right now, when officers impound the cars of unlicensed drivers, the mandatory term is 30 days. A new law would keep the 30 days for drivers whose bad driving led to the forfeiture or suspension of their license may the courts add whatever punishment they so choose but create a loophole to give unlicensed illegal immigrants their cars back overnight. Expect the California Assembly to approve SB626 as early as today. Break federal immigration law, then break California law by driving without a license, and Sacramento wants you to get your car back the next day so that you can continue driving without a license and probably without insurance, because you need a license to qualify for it. Its
My Feeling's About People I Know
Happy New Year everyone !!! Well here it is Jan 2, year mean's new beginning's and new start's of good to come. New beginning's well this year my daughter will start school, this year i will be getting my divorce no matter how i do it will be done and this year will be starting off with a new body so to speak, i have lost weight, some of it due to illness and some due to working out and eating better and different, for all this i am happy and with all that being new i have a new outlook (ok, i have been doing that and being happier for about 7 or 8 month's but since it's a new year it's a new attitude) Now with new start's well once i get my divorce i will have a new type of freedom, freedom of being able to move on with my life both physically and emotionally. I can get re-married and not only will my name be changed to the one i commit my life to but also moving on with the love of my "new" family. I also have made a new start with someone who i will admit love more the
R34p3r'5 Bl0g
I usually don't like to post social commentaries and what not but today I will make an exception. No matter what you believe, today 6 years ago America lost a lot of innocent lives and a series of horrific scenes followed. I remember where I was that day, and how badly I wanted to leave my job and be alone. Now, I challenge you today. Today, like many others in this nation we remember the horror, but let us not forget the heroic human spirit. Lets celebrate the lives of those lost and those that helped strangers that day with self sacrifice. Here is what I mean: "NEW YORK - On Sept. 11, Kaitlin Ulrich will bring goody baskets to the police and fire departments in and around Philadelphia. 100 volunteers from New York – 9/11 firefighters and family members among them – are going to Groesbeck, Texas, to rebuild a house destroyed by a tornado last December. This is a minute sampling of the hundreds of thousands of people who have pledged to memorial
Mary's Peak Trip
Man what a nite I had last nite. Ever try navigating 2 1/2 mi of mtn trial while high on shrooms, Guiness and something I smoked called 'Train Wreck"? And this was @ 1am Made it back to camp without any new scars this time, lol As soon as the pics are editted I'll share em. Got some cool videos of the sunset and moonrise.
Maii Family
M Husband:..:: Nay ::.. My Prince: .:: ThOmAs ::. My Princess:..:: RoNgO ::.. M Gawjuss twin:..:: RoNgO ::.. M Bg Ss:..::HaTa::.. M Ll Ss:..::RuBy,DaL,DeZ::.. M LlLl Ss: ..::RoNgO::.. M Bg Bro:..::KiNg KiNgI::.. M Ll Bro:..::bJ::.. M Bst Bo Mt:..::KiNg KiNgI::.. M Bst Gurlie:..:: cHaNtElLe ::.. M Angl:..::pApA::.. My Hobo:..:: HaTa ::. M Idol: M Drnkng Buddi:..:: DaL ::.. M Fuck Budd: ... M Bt On Th Sd: ... M Scrt Admrr:... M Drt Dncr:... My Baby Boi: ..::ThOmAs::.. My baby girl:..::RoNgO::.. My Shexshii Boi:..:: ToNy ::.. My shexshii Gurly:..:: AnZ ::.. My RudeGyal 1: ..:: DeZ::.. My RudeBoii 1:..:: DyLaN::.. My BodyGuard:..:: ThA bLaCkZz ::.. My Partners In Crime:..:: DaL ::.. My Ravin Partner: My Gangsta 1:..:: RuBy ::.. My Gangser 2:..::SaPh::.. My Respecta Buddie: ... My Slut Face: ..:: DeZ::.. My Naughty Boii:..::Nay::.. My Diirty Dancer Boii:... My One And Onlii:..::Nay::.. My Guardian Angel:.::
I Want To Know You!?!?
just wanted to say thanks to mike, dirt, and brittney for a wonderful fucking time at ozzfest! hope we get together again next year. lots of love
I wish I had enough balls to tell guys what I really think about them..and have them actually care.
Show Some Luv Fubar Friends
hey, how are you doin?? One of the people on my friends list posted this bulletin... I dont want to post it in my bulletin, but here it is for you... "i'm not RACIST but its true." well Berkey is a racist and is always TRU!! If this Offends you, then its because you don't know me very well and know that there is a point to this. Also if you have a high self esteem and know this isnt you no matter what race you are, you will agree with me. Lets see how much hate mail I get for this. you call me: "redneck" "Hillbilly" "Slaker" "shit kicker" "Cracker" "Honkey" "Whitey" "Gringo" "Sage" "white boy" and you think it's OK. But when I call you: jungle bunny spear chunker coon wet back jiggaboo porch monkey sand nigger rag head towelhead Camel Jockey Gook Spook NIGGER nignog KIKE slant eyes or Chink you call me a racist. -You have the United Negro College Fund. -You have Martin Luther King Day. -You have Black History Month. -You have
Just Stuff
HELP SHOW SOME LOVE FOR MY FRIEND MELISSA CODEBLUE767 SHES A BAD ASS GIRL AND I LOVER HER TO DEATH SO I WANNA HELP HER OUT AND GET SOME LOVE GOIN ON ITS FOR A CONTEST AND I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HER WIN!!! FOLLOW THE LINK BELOW YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I wanna know you better! Send your answers to me only... And I will reply with my answers for you!!! ============================================= 1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A. 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A. 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A 8.)Q. Any Tatto
Yes, I am wonderfully fond of women dressed in undresses, stockings bunched around ankles and legs tossed high high high into the glorious sky, skating on the glassed-over eyes of my moment of tiny death. Yes, I am slave to the slathering flesh, shaved nicely and neatly and rising like a skinballoon, belly above me and breasts breaking over the sides, wide smile smoldering - yes, she is flush, feathered, frothing, unfolded, unfettered and yes, to the ceiling, the floor, the walls, the windows, the door - this cage can't contain us as everything rattles, now rumbles - she screams, I am screaming and yes! All rights reserved
5660to Level
Getting It In The Rear. . .
Lover, Awakened
With one movement, now, she shifts, soft shallow breaths breaking across my neck - my lover, awakened, arisen to me, rolled atop and surely, slowly, sweetly (over down in) - I am taken to the moment. Tidal, tender, lips drifting together and the undulation of our bodies seeking the same sure rhythm - we are two, then one, then vapor rising from the altar of our unbounded love, mists of manic motion adrift on this sea of perfect love, lost, forever found. We are crying out, now, calling to the walls, the ceiling, to each other: "This is... yes, I... please, please, please." Outside, two birds take flight. All rights reserved
I Stopped Touching The Butt
wat up..i finally bit the cravings and stopped touching the butt..cigarette butts...its been 4 days..of will power...i hope i feel beeter at the end of the road...u know its hard when their in ur face and all u can think of is bad i dont need trying to get as close to the day before i ever touched a cig or a drug or alcohol...i want all my freedom and soon i will have body doesnt like the fact that i quit pills...alcohol..pot...cigarettes...but hey i would like to live as long as i can i dont need my health to b in jeopardy anymore...much love to all u that read this....wish me luck...ttyl
Tomorrow In Rain
Tomorrow let us walk in rain, caressed by cool breezes, hands clasped - and let us turn together, gather moments mystical, press lips, and silently collide. Oh, I am made man by you and trembling touches as the rataplan of this storm builds outside and in us - we are waiting, now unsated, for the soughing of two bodies meant to be one - come together. Tomorrow let us walk in rain, unworried by the wetness, warmed by unspoken oaths as reflections on the shiny sidewalk. Our love is constant, made to colors beneath grey clouds crowded together to look down upon us, jealous of the lightning we two make. All rights reserved
She Who Opened Me
(yet to happen) Never before has anyone found, The love i feel when your around... If you were mine to always hold If all my things were stolen and sold It would be as if all was gold If you were mine to always hold Love lies deep within me untouched and rarely sought hardly finding anyone who can truly see these fights have been fought all losing bouts yet to my morals i remain devout to always try and be everything someone may need why can no one see this love that lives deep within me
One night, drunken, falling into her, stumbling together - I remember feeling unwound inside her, as if finally let loose from primal need and into something greater; as though all moments circled that single mote of time; her skin, her hair, her eyes, lips, hands mixed with mine in the sticky summer air like the familiar sound of distant voices and laughter across the lake, the clink of bottles, a speedboat. We kissed. All rights reserved
Who Is This Person?
Ok, I don't mind a female stalking me, whether that is the case or not but everytime I go to my chatbox, I find this woman, her first name is April and her home page is, so if your reading this, let me know what your FUBAR ID is and if you want to talk to me, let me know because then I can go to my chatbox and we can chat there, please? I never thought for five minutes that I'd have a stalker and I don't mind it as long as I don't get death threats or some crap like that because if that is the case as to what is going on, I PROMISE YOU, I WILL BLOCK YOU! Because simply if I get threatened at all, that's what'll happen, I won't tolerate that crap no way and no how. I also would appreciate knowing your FUBAR ID even if I do know your first name here, April, so leave me a comment on my profile or e-mail me, I don't care or use the shoutbox, ok? Thanks
I hate that I get jealous when I know I shouldn't be. I hate that I blew up on him. I hate that I made myself look like a jealous fool in front of the girl. I hate that he considers me his best friend. I really hate that I met him now. I hate that I can't tell him the truth. I hate that I took three energy pills and can't stop shaking. I hate that I now have nothing to do to get rid of the energy. I hate the way I feel right now. I hate that I'm really beginning to dislike guys. I hate that I'm acting like girl. I hate that I'm so stupid.
lets get on with it
HEY GUYS...... Go ahead and catch DREAMCATCHER up because Im ahead and I got some others helping me out so bomb her like crazy!! OK FOR THOSE WHO IVE HELPED LEVEL OR BOMB HERE IS THE TIME I NEED SOME HELP HERE IS THA LINK TO MY PIC BLOW IT UP!!!
Thanks to everyone who helped me tonight, I am tryin to get to all of you to return the love, but there were alot of you, so its takin me a little time... plus I'm running out of rates real fast, so some peeps may have to wait til tomorrow...doesn't mean I wont get to you, cause I will. Come On guys Rubia needs just 2700 more to reach fu-king (Queen) fan, rate, add, show some luv...
Mindless Rambling
You pull me close to you so i can wrap you in my arms, its your favarite place to my arms. you whisper softly with the sweetest voice to tell me that you love me with all your heart and that you would give the world to be with me and you look up into my eyes and slowly lean in for a kiss so sweet it could shake the very foundation heaven was built on........ thats when i woke from this dream a dream that was paradise in its i open my eyes all i can hear is my own breath with you nowhere to be found and i suddenly feel so simple....moments ago i was a god, for a women such as you loved me, only i god could of felt so good. as i realize i was mistaken and played for a fool by my own mind i begin to cry out loud to my god, I scream to take this pain away from me, am i nothing to him.......does he not listen, if you shall not return my angel to me, shall you at least free me of the memories i have from a time of bliss and absolute effortless ha
What I Just Spent Last Hour Watching
yeah some of ya may giggle or think i am a pansy ,,buty how it happened was i Had TV on while cooking and Dr Phill came on and hear what the show was about ,, ,,The woulds Only and first Triplets that are Both Deaf and Blind ,,well listening to the Mothers introiduction of how came about from a previous marriage and Medical Experts feel was a result of medications taken during her pregancy and her Now Husbasbans story i had at times misty eyes ir a tear run down my checks what that couple are enduring and have got to endure for there rest of lives they need so much praise and help ,,, if any one reading this knows about this family I ask ya to look into get the DVD that has been made to help raise funds for on going help to this Much deserved family Both George the (Step) father and Liz need commendation for sticking through the hard ships they have faced already and what they wilk lin no doubt face in the years to come Below is the link i searched to
♥JANUARY =SHYNESS Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your
Intoxication 2 :]
Rough Sex Facts
Giving head...massages the jaw...while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouthwash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different Position Mission
Just Chillin !!!!
Nick@ fubar
The Wozer
this might be stupid to u---how do i tell my buzz---like how to i post wh n i am 100% shit faced man i need some drinks--ran out--get me f------ up

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