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Modern Man Or Old Prude
I recently worked with a photographer who had the creative image to stage a girl on girl rape scene. The models that we were working with on the set were never advised that this would be part of the days shooting or that some partial nudity would be asked of them. I know as a guy I’ll be told to be quiet but I really felt bad for the girls as some of them were very uncomfortable with the direction of the shoot as their age ranged from 16-24 and some had never posed for a nude in their life. In the case of one young lady I insisted that she voice her concerns to the photographer and that if she felt uncomfortable not to shoot those specific shots. The model in question started to pose for the pics against her better judgement and broke down on the set. I spoke with the photographer directly expressing my concern for the girls and the fact that none of us (myself included) were informed that the shoot would take that direction. I guess it sounds silly but as a man I was repulse
WELCOME SINNERS! over time thats what we have all become, that is according to most beliefs, and lets face it we are all on fubar with playful thoughts ;) well its time to say fuck the judgement! lets just have a good fucking time and base ourselves around a different perspective, RESPECT TO THOSE WHO DESERVE IT, dont waste your time getting ran over or used. say loudly and clearly to those bastards, FUCK YOU! then come take out your agressions with people you can relate to! 69SINS represents all that is real, we are blunt and to the point. we dont believe in the sell out FAD bullshit. we are true to ourselves! so if your true to yourself, and find that you share the same frustration about the stupidity of the masses, check us out! you may dig it!
Men! And Woman! Lol
I swear Im like crack lol. freakin guys talk to me and they get hooked. Im highly addictive. but you see I dont mind being guys friends and screwin a couple and shit but the thing at i hate is when they start getting feelings for me it tares me up. I mean i dont want any one getting feelings for me. My life is just a little troublesom and i dont wanna add more. i even tell the guys if i wanna try to have something with you i let you know because i dont wanna have some fling and waste my time i only want to actually be with someone if i think there is something worth while there that i want. other than that i just wanna me friends. i mean i may play around and shit about the whole girl friend thing but doesnt mean that im serious and if your kinda ify just ask because ill tell you want i think just gotta ask the right questions. its not all that hard im not complacaided like most people i just think different. You are my freak. You are my obsession. The way you tease me and whisper
Anti Raters!!!
I don't know where this came from...I wasn't even talking to him and he's not on my friends list...just appeared from under a rock somewhere I guess!! grrrrrr JONAS@ fubar (repost of original by '♪♫♥♥Teresa♪♫♥♥' on '2007-11-03 21:08:40') I'm getting kinda tired of rating peoples pics and profiles on here and getting no response back. If i rate you its only fair i get the same in return!! The contest is finally open! It is now a rates only, but you have to leave a comment so I know you rated me! Please click on this pic and help me out!! And, if you can get your friends to rate me and leave a comment that would be really cool! Much love! In order to rate have to rate, fan and add these two people! They are hosting the contest! ~ bbG ~ Have You Seen My Gerbil?@ fubar Stephanie Lynn@ fubar and here is the link to me! (repost of original by '~Dragonphyre~ Single Certified GILF of
Reality.. A Moment In Truth
reality,is in the eye of man, starts as a dream and forced to become truth. It begins as a thought plucked from the mind, and placed in the heart, reaping not just dreams but also some diatant future, letting go of inhibitions and reaching for the stars so reach for those stars may they be within your grasp. that they might be the one you are searching for, that they may be your hope, your cause, your life. Reach hands outstretched, that you might find the one, the person that is more than t another, your heart your soul and the other half of you. that you might find your dreams are more than you imagined. in the mean time until that day when we leave unto a better place, where we will be together in the stars, dream, imagine and hope.
I uploaded two new images. One of the constellation of Orion and the other a current photo of myself. I reset my profile background to Orion. I like it more now.
So Tired Today
Im so tied today, I was up till the early hours with 2 gorgeous females. I dont even know why I went to bed as the sun was just starting to rise. But to the ladies involved you know who you are it was good fun, we will have to do it again sometime :)
Truth Be Known
Truths: People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement. Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it. If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai. Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single.
Ok so now today I have another job interview (for 2nd job) why in these small towns is it so hard to get the right job for right pay?? Now I will have no time for fun , and forget passion in my life ...I will be working from 8am till 12 midnight 6 days a hope my old bones can handle it...LOL
When Wwiii Started
When WW III Started ~~~ 1979 ! US Navy Captain Ouimette is the Executive Officer at Naval Air Station, Pensacola, Florida. Here is a copy of the speech he gave last month. It is an accurate account of why we are in so much trouble today and why this action is so necessary. AMERICA NEEDS TO WAKE UP! That's what we think we heard on the 11th of September 2001 (When more than 3,000 Americans were killed -AD) and maybe it was, but I think it should have been "Get Out of Bed!" In fact, I think the alarm clock has been buzzing since 1979 and we have continued to hit the snooze button and roll over for a few more minutes of peaceful sleep since then. It was a cool fall day in November 1979 in a country going through a religious and political upheaval when a group of Iranian students attacked and seized the American Embassy in Tehran. This seizure was an outright attack on American soil; it was an attack that held the world's most powerful country hostage and paralyzed a
To All My Friends
Hey everyone who missed and and rasberries to those who didn't even know i was gone...I'm back and I'm ready for anything :) hope to hear from all of my peeps soon...drop me a line or a joke or just a hey...I'll return the fav...*** HUGS *** to all who missed me and Peace be with all :) href=" "> Get your Banners Now! To all my old friends as well as my new ones I just wanted ya to know I;m losing my internet for a bit and I didn't want you to think I was ignoring ya'll...will miss ya much and be thinking of you offten till I can reconnect....Much Love to All. >>> ********** Kisses ******** Psycho-Billie Aka
The Hour With The Wolf
THE HOUR OF THE WOLF I look in fear of what he sees, and wondering what is yet to unfold. He looks at me with eyes of fire. And yet I do not tear .I want and hunger for him that I would take the anger he holds in so deep. I often of how much it will scares me. I know it will. In my dreams I am the devils mistress I do know. Knowing all the anger and sadism wanting to come out. Yes its terrifying to know the day will come I will get what I asked for and what Will he love me Will he tie me to the cross I dread, but yet will he….. Will he look at me with the devils face and could he even take me to subspace.. And would he take away all my other fears away And in time will he always let me stay. I do where his collar and I do what ever he wants because I know that the day is soon. What will he do I guess I have to wait and see will he do this for me never let me go will he…………. IF IT WAS A LIFTIME I WOULD KNOW
Boudaries Of Love
Go To Jail
Poems I Wrote......
It was a week ago I lost you But it feels like yesterday I want you so bad But yet will I ever get you This is the second time That I lost you But I still was not able to have you I think some days that I am not Meant to have you I want to hold you I want to sing to you I want to rock you to sleep I want to do so many things I want my angel with me I think today is harder then when I lost you because The memories are in my head Mommy loves you so much I do not want to hurt you anymore So I guess I am saying goodbye to you Please go to some one that can Do everything that I can not do for you Just always remember I love you with my heart and soul I want you with me but I am letting you go So you can be happy some where else I love you my angel always and forever Two little hands Two little feet I was not ready for It was not the Time for me to Have you and you Were not able to come Into this world with me Yet one day I will see you When we a
Here I Am
New Touring Show...
Working on a new 2 set extreme escape club show that I will be touring with VERY soon. The new show will feature 4 extreme escapes per set that will have me facing impaling, strangulation, forced cranial/brain surgery, disembowling, and a host of other torturous and delightful fates should I screw up. And of course, all set to a shattering background of metal tunes from the likes of RAMMSTEIN, THOR and SERPENT. This will be the most extreme club show anyone has ever put together or even had the balls to try. No gimmicks, no bullshit, and NO second chances... Santini
Beware Of The Perfume Scam!!!!!!
Subject: please pass this around!!! Body: Scary everyone should read this!!! be safe! Body: MAKE SURE YOUR DAUGHTERS KNOW & EVERYONE ELSE This was written by a guyfrom KVLY-TV in Fargo. This is true. Scary! This is something that happened to us on the way back from vacation lastweek. At first I didn't think much of it until now. The reason we were alittle suspicious is we had been riding in a jeep all day with 100degree temps and we stopped at a truck stop for something to drink. WhenI was leaving, a young girl followed me out and asked what kind ofcologne I was wearing. Well, after 7 hours in the car sweating, I don't think you could tell ifI was or was not wearing any cologne. We just got in the jeep and saidno thanks. Then it was about 3 weeks ago, I was at a service station in Birminghamgetting gas. It was about 9:30 PM. I was approached by 2 men and 2 womenin a car. The man that was driving asked me 'What kind of perfume do youwear?' I was a bit confused and I asked him 'Why?' He
any who would like too add me on myspace you can its patrick thanks and have a great day
Hello All You Sexy Fu's
Love you all. I am new to Fubar and I love it. it is always busy and I love that. So show me some luv. go ahead, write. I double dog dare ya!!!
Lil More About Me..hmm
So Ive been a cook for about 10 years now. Im really good at it and really enjoy doing it, but I my last few jobs have really taken the fun out of it for me. I left my last job a few month ago to stay home and take care of my daughter. Im really feeling it's time for me to go back to work, for more reasons than just money. I really dont know if I want to go back cooking, because I can enjoy cooking at home more. I havent really had much other job exp. except for two years as a sales associate at sears. So now Im just staring at the gets hard to read when you dont know what you're looking for. So unless a lot of mooney just falls outta the sky and I can open my bar, I really gotta find something, and I want to enjoy doing it.....wish me luck :p Two moons on August 27th! > > The Whole World is waiting for August 27th > Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. > > It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye . > > This will cultiva
Mail N Stash
People Are Really Trippin Up Here!!
yesterday i posted a mumm so others could laugh with me!! Beyonce fell 2 weeks ago on stage at a concert and it was all over u tube it was pretty damn funny anyway people were commenting and voting and it was cool! i had a few good laughs from the comments i got the best one was from sailor who said he'd still nut on her chin!!!lol anyhow my point of this blog is some fuckin idiot marked the mumm nsfw and it got deleted i cannot do another mumm and they threatened to delete my profile if it happens again so this goes to the asshole who marked my mumm nsfw. " you fucking suck!!!" there is no way a person falling is nsfw and besides people fall every day and someone laughs about it! shit the last time i fell my peps laughed at me anf i wasnt laughing then but looking back on it it was funny. so folks quit trippin if u dont like some thing then leave it alone! dont read it take me off ur friends list or whatever u need to do to block me from u but don't jeopardize my profile and fun jus
Been Thinkin
I have been thinkin for over the past few weeks now...About closeing Fubar acct.......Saying my last day will be 8/10/2007....So If you want to say in touch you can find me on Yahoo under lil_miss_bytch74 Thank You Peanut
love is like a rose very beautifull i suppose so full of promise as it flows it comes and goes like how a river flows it brings both promise and woes like a rose it is beautiful its beauty is masked with thorns love is great but containes woes the thorns are the woes because love is like a rose
Just Being Here....
I swear I think it's about time that a friend introduced me to this site! Now c'mon Myspace was like getting old and I think that the only thing that I loved about it was that I got to make my page keep in touch with family and blah blah blah blah! But I was looking at the skins and I found out that this site was here a long time already! I'm disappointed lol! Just finding out late! Wow! lol! Love, when we meet it, comes in many guises. But nevertheless when we do meet love, we come to a crossroads. It does not have to be a real crossroad with a stoplight , pedestrian lanes, and heavy traffic. It could be at an office, a park, a train station, a house. The landscape differs but the truths behind it remain the same. Love, though it may seem hard to think of at first, is a jump on that imaginary train, to enter the door, to hold a hand. We stand at our crossing carrying nothing more than our faith, our hopes, our trust, and that human capacity to selfles
I just about had enough of the arseholes i have to deal with everyday. I recently cut the price ofmy Domming sessions by half just to generate a bit of interest from new blood. I was only suppose to run it for two weeks but thought as things were picking up i would run it for a month. Now i have finished the deal but unfortunately the guy who sorts my website out is away on holiday and can't take the advert off till he gets back. I explain to people the situation and some are understanding but there is a certain element that think the word no does not include them. Just today i had a chap ring me for a session and asks if i can do a half hour less than the normal price (£60) just to get him along for the first time. I could but from my past experiance he would just come along that time and never return cos he would have to pay the full price next time(that's if he bothered to show up at all). But the real reason he rang if the truth was known was not cos he actually wanted to visit
Aahh... regalame un segundo por favor, preciosa... Yo a ti te conosco de antes he visto esos ojos andantes te conosco de antes Tal vez de un tiempo en que mi memoria no alcanza, tal vez de un tiempo en que no habitaba esta masa tal vez en un tiempo en que el lenguaje no hablaba tal vez ni tiempo fue Te conosco de antes y esto me provoca pensarte te conosco de antes Como cuando y donde fue quiero saber preciso entenderlo sera acaso la dama en mi sueños o una revelacion que no entiendo noo! dime si lo sabes no espero nada a cambio preciosa no, no solo intento entender porque al verte me fallan los pies la lengua me pesa al hablar tiemblo y sudo sin parar creo que tus elementos al mezclarse en mi pueden estallar te conosco de antes he visto esos ojos andantes te conosco de antes y no es de cruzaros en la calle te conosco de antes y esto me provoca pensarte te conosco no nesecito mirarte pa' sentir los destellos que nacen de tu ser
Block These People
Ok, so...this guy wants to go around to all my friends and say I'm a whore....   Please just block him.  He isn't worth any more of your time than that. This crazy old coot chose to send me credits.   I was pleasant to him and kind.  I even blinged him in return.  I told him I wasn't interested and he continued to send me credits.  His choice.  However, it was my choice to NOT do anything slutty in return, cuz as anyone that knows me or reads this knows, I am not like that.   Many have tried, and failed :p This man would watch my page and my friends pages and see when I left comments and then get in my shout box and say gross perverted werid things to me like.... I am sorry I'm not hung well enough as your other friends that you leave comments for daily...I was are you talking about you are weird and strange...not to mention..a complete stalker...   I blocked him.   Apparently, he didn't like that.   So, now he is bothering all my fri
Rantings Of A Mad Man
I have recently realized that there are quite a few people here at fubar that seem to have one agenda. That is to just get as many points as possible as fast as possible no mater what it takes (such as posting as many erotic or nude pictures of themselves as they can.) They remind me of the women who you see in a real bar who wear the sexiest clothes in their arsenal, or as little clothes as the law allows, just to get attention. Now in a real bar the guys sit back and drool as their wifes or girlfriends elbow them in the ribs, or some guys who actually think they have a snowballs chance in hell of getting laid get shot down, crash and burn, when the they try to hit on the slut. But here at fubar you simply get totally ignored once you have rated the point gathering egomaniacs with 10's, or 11 if you are a VIP. And God forbid you rate them less than a 10 because then you are labeled a “hater”. Well listen up you whore mongers of points. Just because we don't give you a 10 doesn't mean
Thought For The Day
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others. Audrey Hepburn
Retro God T-shirt Blog
ok so i got one song finished up on my music site One Man Brand and i thought u might wanna hear it - sorta d&b meets 70's bowie - anyway it's called disappear hey if i get it togetha there could be an album next year ;) It's my latest t-shirt available at called 'Killing Time'. Click the pic to see the tees! Okay I got a little explaining to do, the thing is I was a member of fubar recently - I got stuck rating pics all day when I should've been making t-shirts! That was the whole point of me joining to try and drum up some support for Anyway I wanna apologize to all those who added me before and got lost in the turmoil. I've rejoined cos I've worked out a way to control my fubar addiction, I have to concentrate less on the beautiful ladies pics and more on blogs and mumms lmao. So once again, if you used to be a friend on my old account, it wasn't you, it was me, lol. No honestly, I wasn't trying to hack anyone off I just ge
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Move Along Nuffin' To See Here
On Your Midnight Pallet Lying On your midnight pallet lying, Listen, and undo the door:Lads that waste the light in sighing In the dark should sigh no more;Night should ease a lover's sorrow;Therefore, since I go to-morrow, Pity me before.In the land to which I travel, The far dwelling, let me say --Once, if here the couch is gravel, In a kinder bed I lay,And the breast the darnel smothersRested once upon another's When it was not clay.   THE NEW MISTRESS 'Oh, sick I am to see you, will you never let me be?You may be good for something but you are not good for me.Oh, go where you are wanted, for you are not wanted here.'And that was all the farewell when I parted from my dear.I will go where I am wanted, to a lady born and bred
All Me
Hey all!! I need some help.. CALLING ALL DSC, D&DC, OR ANYONE ELSE THAT CAN HELP OUT!!! I'm trying for my first 7 day blast... please come by and show mad love on my pic!! I need a total of 45k comments by saturday!! Please help! Drinks for those who help!! For those who still want to accomplish more than 100%. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint - it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =
Game Over.....
why did i join Fubar? i have personally no idea, so i must thank my friends for getting my to join this *insert negative word here* site. full of *another negative word* girls and moronic *yet again* males trying to talk to those *sheesh, isn't that enough?* girls. i'd rather blow my balls off with a grenade.
Teen Moms
Ok, so this is my first blog... beware before you read, I’m on my soap box with this one... Last night I watched a programme on TV titled ‘Teen Mom’s’, the programme was a fly on the wall documentary about a group of young girls ranging from 15 to 18 who had recently given birth, they were all being offered help in a unit to help them bond with their babies and learn the art of parenting. As I sat watching my blood began to boil, the girls were all claiming social benefits from the government, in most cases had been given a house/flat by the local council, and they all sat there crying, telling the world how hard it is being a mom and a teen. There were two issues with this programme that really annoyed me, the first being... teen or not... no matter how old you are parenting is hard, not everyone bonds with their children in an instant, people adapt differently, but not everyone is offered the help these girls were given, just because they were teens.. It’s not just teen moms that
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Me And My Veiws
Not many people can fully grasp the meaning behind that phrase. As simplistic as it is. If you have interest in someone or even claim to be in love with someone, it should show. I do not merely mean from time to time. No, it should be obvious in everything you do. Many people like to throw the "L-word" out, but there actions do not back up their claims. They may not even use the word love, but express great feelings of emotion and attraction instead. Despite what it may be, it is still emotions. Emotions are fine when they are your own. However, when your emotions become intertwined with another's, it takes on a different meaning and transcends to a different level. There is more than just one party involved at this point. So many times here, I get messaged or approached with compliments or someone taking an interest. I do appreciate that very much so. However, when that is the only message or contact you have with me, I have to then chalk it up to a brief encounter. Why is that? W
So...I went to work at 7am to try to clear my mind before work. Got off...and headed home. I had a friend take me to the dentist at 1pm. I don't know when the procedure started....but I remember the long ass needle that hurt like hell goin' into my jaw on the left side. They start workin' the tooth out...and it's not a short process when pain shoots through my mouth. Yeah...not enough medicine...this happened 3 times on the left side. After they finish that side they told me to try to relax and I tried to clear my mind and even lied to myself saying it was all over. Then my arm starts shaking...slowly at first but it starts moving throughout my body. The only other time I've shook like that was after my first car accident in which my 98 tiburon was spun out on the highway tearing up about fifty to a hundred feet of guardrail and leaving the bumper yards away. Got a concussion from that nice lil excursion. So yeah...the shaking won't stop. The doctor asked me how many meals I'
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Bar Diaries #1
Well, those of you that know me, you KNOW I have some hella funny stories! If you are easily offended, please don't read this, but everyone else, ENJOY!!!!!!!!! (There will be more to come!!!!) Okay, let me start off by saying that working in this industry with the people that I work with is always another story in itself.............. (I'm not going to use any names because I wouldn't want to embarrass anyone..... LOL) I have to start off with the most recent becaue it sticks out in my mind the most........... Take into consideration that customers are ALWAYS lingering around us............. One of my girls (because I am considered the mom of our whole group and I'm the one that everyone comes to when they need adivice or have a problem.........why????) had her phone on the table where she was sitting and got up to check on one of her tables. Well, her phone starts ringing....... and one of the lingerers sees it and picks it up, immediately hands it over to her and tel
when people fall in love,it's like thy're floating with the clouds but when heartbroken,what do they make of it?
I'm New At This And I Need Help With It.
I need some friends on this thing.
one more thought before i pass seems like fubar to me is a like an upside down capital T at this point....those who know whats going on are below the T and then there are two sides for the rest of the people and if you know whats going on and what side you are on you can be friends with those who are still in the middle because they are guilty by assosiation......i donno if i am wrong here or if i am only seeing it this way for one reason but i see it like this I have recently came to the conclusion we all have the right to speak our minds and be heard but while doing so we have to respect others at the same time........this might not be a completely new concept but it is one that i guess is just hitting harder now than it has before......i have had a few friends hurt tonight and it is because of drama about someone on the net(some of you know who i speak of others don't)........the point is that he is constantly having to watch his ass now because of what he says on here
Does Anyone??
.. of someone to hold. Or even just a friend to have a good time with. Just someone. Blah, whatever. Im out.
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Well first of all before i actually start doing my blog,i would just like to thank you all for being such friendly people and making me feel welcome on here,as you all know i only joined tonight and im so glad i did thankyou guys..muahzz

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Father Plans Bike Trek Across Nation
Father plans bike trek across nation By Bill Lindau Freelance Writer Kai Davis looks like a healthy child. He’s smiling, playful and full of energy. Only the shaved head and the device on his chest are giveaways. Kai, 4, is a very sick child. When he was two and one-half years old, Kai was diagnosed with neuroblastoma, a form of cancer that affects only infants and toddlers, said his father and mother, Ven and Rashanna Davis of Raeford. Kai is doing much better now, with the necessary treatment, but he is not out of the proverbial woods yet. Ven wants him to get better, and he does not want other children to go through the same thing as his own son, so Ven, an avid bicyclist, and several friends are planning a cross-country bike ride to raise funds for treatment of pediatric cancer, and also raise awareness of such afflictions. He also hopes to have a production company make a documentary film about pediatric cancer. Kai has found himself blessed with a lot of support. WRAL
Take My Breath Away
Fantasy Mystical Poems
They once all feared the ending; The one thing they knew would come, Something that would destroy Earth in one step, Leaving nothing but a single crumb. It would tear houses from their roots And ocean waters would overflow. The elderly won't end their life in grace And the young won't get to grow. But there was one thing that was unknown; A twist in this apocalyptic tale. This deadly cause that would end the world Came in the form of a devious male. Not a common man, no that is not what I mean; As this male is strong, with unusual height. He bares scars on his face, and sores on his arms And goes nowhere without initiating a fight. Nobody knows where he came from And no one knows why he is here. All that people have been informed of Is that he is somebody they need to fear. Now this day is upon them, They have nowhere that they can run. Some of them, eager to end the torture Shoot themselves with a stone cold gun. Each step he takes around them Caus
Chemistry And Seduction
You may have heard or read somewhere that people like to talk about themselves and that you should spend most of your time listening and asking questions if you want others to like you. This is true... to a certain extent. People DO like to talk about themselves and they DO like those who listen, ask questions, and seem interested in what they're saying. But... If you're goal is to charm this lady, you've got to do more than that. You've got to tell her something about yourself. Specifically, you've got to "tell her" that YOU TWO ARE VERY MUCH ALIKE. You do this by making "me-too" statements. That is, it is desirable to bring yourself into the conversation when you can relate yourself to something she's talking about or make yourself seem similar to her. A good talk/listen ratio would be around 30/70. That is, you want to spend around 30 or 40 percent of the time talking, and about 60 to 70 percent of the time listening. And you should spend as much of that 30 to 40 percent as
My Fubar Blog!
If you would like to become my Fu-Wifey, please complete the application below and send it via private message. ~~ TakenZonie Fu-Wifey Application 1. name: 2. age: 3. height: 4. weight: 5. location: 6. birthday: 7. why do you want to be my Fu-Wifey? 8. what are your hobbies? 9. favorite music? 10. favorite color? 11. favorite movie? 12. favorite day of the week? 13. do you smoke cigarettes? 14. do you drink? 15. do you do drugs? 16. do you have any tatoos or piercings? if so, what and were? 17. are you religious? 18. are you a dreamer, or are you down to earth? 19. are you spontaneous, or do you prefer to make plans? 20. are you risque, or conservative? 21. what do you feel is the most important part of a relationship? 22. do you have an innie or an outie? ;) 23. what style of panties do you wear? 24. if I was depressed or upset about something, what would you do to get me out of that mood? 25. what can you d
Thank You For Breaking Me And My Heart Into A Million Peices! All Have Been Written For David! ( Comment All You Like But Do Not Copy Without Permissi
The lonely girl…. Standing all alone watching the clouds go rolling by I watch as they unfold to pictures in the sky Sadly every one seems to turn to the same thing A picture of a lonely girl without a song to sing. They almost look familiar - is she someone that I know? What ever happened to this girl That makes her sorrow so? What ever happened to her smile I know she used to wear it every day Cause I saw her walk among the clouds And she didn't seem this way. Maybe she was foolish Got caught up in a dream Only to discover Love isn't what it seems. Maybe she was hopeful And held on a bit too long Still never understanding That sometimes love goes wrong. Maybe she was faithful thought she had something to believe then had her heart broken when she had to watch him leave. Maybe now she's lost Because she knows he's not around Is that a raindrop on my face Or her tears pouring down? How come n
Funny Poems And Sayings
She wanted embroidered on pants and her bra a message that told him that he'd gone too far. A motif that told him "If you can read this, You're much too close, so give it a miss." "Certainly Modom," the saleslady said. "In what kind of script would you like it read? Copperplate? San Serif? Bold wouldn't fail." She thought for a moment and then she said… "Braille." She bathed with roses red, And violets blue And all the sweetest flowers That in the forest grew.
How Do You Rate
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so
Take Accountability
I just found out that my grandfather passed away at 7:00 tonight. He went in for a very routine hip surgery and apparantly developed a blood clot that moved to his lungs. My father told me that they were in there with him when he died. The last thing he said was I love you and then he half-closed his eyes. My father reached up and pulled them shut and told him to rest. He fell asleep, all monitors indicating that he was still alive, and he never woke back up. They're bringing him here from Mobile for the wake and the funeral. I spoke to him yesterday just before he went into the operating room. The last thing he said to me was "I love you." The last things I said to him were "I love you" and "you're going to come out of this just fine." He was in no pain when he passed. I'm actually doing somewhat okay. Something Josh said to me made me feel a lot better. He said to just imagine him and my grandmother, up in heaven, young and together again. I'm glad my grandfather got to go home and I
Songs And Such
Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Madman drummers bummers, Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older, I tripped the merry-go-round With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin, the calliope crashed to the ground The calliope crashed to the ground But she was... Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Some silicone sister with a manager mister told me I go what it takes She said "I'll turn you on son
Lookin For A Ct/fubar Wife
Drunk Texting
Sexy Text Messages Sexy Text MessagesGet your partner in the mood before you see them with these passion-filled sayings perfect for sending a surprise text message! 1. I could describe you with one word... delicious! 2. Nothing is more beautiful to me than you wearing only the moonlight and my kisses. 3. I dream of you here with me with nothing on but our imaginations. 4. I can almost feel you here... caressing me... touching me... 5. You are the fire burning inside of me; you are my passion for life. 6. In the deep of the night I dream of your touch. 7. I am dying to feel your touch all over my body. 8. I can feel the fiery passion of desire begging to be shared in a blissful night of paradise. 9. I love the way you love me! 10. Our nights together send me to new heights. 11. I want to evoke such a passion within you that leaves us both breathless. 12. You are the fire that burns the passion within my soul. 13. Loving you makes me d
Sex Subject
MIX IT UP Exploring your sexuality can be a dead end if you don't keep one destination in mind: her happiness. THE DOWNWARD DOG The purpose: Allows for deeper thrusts How it works: She's facedown on the bed, hips raised The benefit: This position creates a snug fit, "making you feel larger," says Rebecca Rosenblat, a sex therapist and the author of Seducing Your Man. It also puts pressure on the hard-to-reach pleasure zones just behind her vagina. To last longer, try "shallow thrusting and deep breathing," advises April Masini, author of Date out of Your League. "Exhale with each thrust." Hint: Don't be a battering ram. "Move your hips from side to side, too," says Diana Wiley, Ph.D., a sex therapist. THE FACE-OFF The purpose: Makes height differences disappear How it works: You sit on a chair or the edge of a bed, she faces you on your lap. The benefit: Greater flexibility. "She can easily control the angle and depth of entry," says Wiley, "and this is a good
Crazy Frog
This is written by someone who was abused... I am sadly normal 1 out of every 3 women and 1 out of every 5 men have been sexually abused by someone they trust by the time they are 18 years old. I am sadly normal We feel unimportant, discounted, worthless, shameful, powerless, unlovable. I am sadly normal We are forced to hide within ourselves by our abusers. I am sadly normal We are forced to keep our dirty little secrets. It's easy to do because we believe it was our fault. I am sadly normal We learn not to trust anyone, including ourselves, and the adults who were supposed to keep us protected. I am sadly normal We learn to survive by lying, pretending, manipulating, and stealing. I am sadly normal We learn to cope however we can. Drugs, alcohol and food are used to numb us and provide the comfort we have missed out on. I am sadly normal We learn to find our way around it, while we struggle to find ourselves. I am sadly normal We think and l
Yes I Did It
My precious hair is gone
If It Were You, Wouldnt You Want The Help??
Graphixs@ fubar This is one special guy who helps everyone. If you don't know him yet, your missing out. Girls hit him up, guys don't be skurred, he's cool peeps! Please do what you can to show him some FU-love. He is only around 42K out from hitting level 19 so anything you can do is appreciated! Thanks and much love to you, Sonya xoxox
Do you Match Me?Take My MatchMe TestBrought to you by:OkCupid - Free Online Dating! Love is not an emotion cause emotions change. Love is not a feelin cause feelin's go away. Love is a part of you, of your very soul, discovered wit the help of another. -(pondered at age 16... still believed) People will test you by fuckin you over. If you let them get away wit it, they will do it repeatedly witout remorse.
Skinny Chicks And Men Who Like Them
I hate skinny chicks, and the guys who like them.... First off if you don't have the right measurements, men don't wanna talk to ya. Well, i got a thing or 2 to say to them... you are sick for being what other people want u to be. Because the world says that skinny is the "IN" thing to be, you cater to the image that people want. Well, i am hefty and i love me. I don't care what people have to say about what i look like. For all i care you can all eat your own shit and drink your own piss all you want. I will sit here and eat my Mc Rib and love it... mmmmmmmmm. For the guys that like skinny toothpick chicks.. go jack off with a razor blade glove!!!!!!!!!!!!! You aint worth having anyway!!! All my BBW women Unite! Stand up and say Fuck the Skinny! Why try to be skinny? Why do we wanna be what society says we should be? Fuck em all and feed them fishheads!!!! All of them. Thank You!!!!!
Untitled Poem
When the last scale of the living cacoon sluffs away and the wings of maturity are absent... Were you ever prepared for existence among the myriad of beautiful creatures? It will strike you one day; It will pierced you like a blood-soaked quill of criticism. Will you call it art as the ink travels across your flesh like the weeping of the old earth? Or will it scar you beneath your breast plate as you stand fast on the battlefield? Do you believe one lifetime will change you? No... you're headstrong and lust for fleeting shadows... where you can be a somber angel, floating on dark delights, with primal entities that search for love or destruction.
Douchebags, Yay!!
tom@ fubar Here's the convo, I even made it so ya can read it top to bottom! Hooray! tom: hello there ->Sinful: hi tom: how you doin ? ->Sinful: i'm alright, you? tom: doin good tom: but ive never seen someone with an ugly face like yours ->Sinful: so you shouted me just to insult me? tom: sorry it's an insult tom: just a remark ->Sinful: hmm, well ugly is generally considered an insult tom: you may scare people with your face but I can talk to you if you want cause beauty is not everything ->Sinful: oh wow, gee thanks, you're so generous, overlooking my "ugliness" to talk to me. ->Sinful: did you want something, or did you wanna be a dick to me? ->Sinful: cuz you're doin the 2nd part pretty damn well tom: I just wanted to be generous to you cause you might be lonely with your ugly look so I thought let's be friends with this girl ... if I can give her friendship ->Sinful: Wow. I almost don't know what to say. Almost. I dunno what kind
Why Do We All Wear Two Pairs Of Pants?
Yeah, I know, a ridiculous and useless question, maybe, but to me, the rituals and habits we humans put ourselves through, are sometimes ridiculous and useless. There are many little things in our lives that are not complicated, but add to the complication of our lives. Here's the stupid question, and to this day, I have not had a soul who had the answer. WHY THE HELL DO WE WEAR UNDER WEAR? Especially for us guys. At least for the girls, they serve both aesthetically and practically, (for those women who choose a particular hygienic product once a month). But what the hell do I need them for. To me it's just another item that has to get tossed in the washing machine and dryer, then folded, put away, and hide my matching socks from their respective mate. Is it for support? No, if so, then why do 50% of men wear boxers. Is it to protect our outer garment from unsightly and embarrassing stains? I don't believe so, most if not all my pants are dark in color, so those stains would not be no
Aftermath: Unanswered questions from 9/11, shown April 21, 2003 at the Herbst Theatre, San Francisco, sponsored by Much to the surprise of the event’s sponsors, the 928-seat Herbst Theatre in San Francisco was full, with standing room only, at the showing of the film Aftermath: Unanswered Questions from 9/11. This film is a documentary questioning the official version of the events of September 11, 2001 that has been promulgated by the Bush administration through its willing mouthpieces, the corporate media. It was produced by Guerilla News Network (GNN), a group founded by Steve Marshall and Josh Shore, who first collaborated at MTV to bring more relevant content to television. The documentary asks 11 questions that have gone unasked by not only the media, but also by Congress—questions that remain unanswered by the Bush administration after more than a year and a half. The film is narrated by Hip-Hop performer and political protester Paris, whose music comp
Omg Make It Stop
Where is the limit on the bouncer codes? I cant rate pictures now without putting in a code. This is seriously stupid.I'm not leaving a comment i'm just rating pictures to help someone level. Is there ever a limit on the change? I understand if im bombing a picture with comments having to put in codes to stop the cheaters. But to now do it just to rate them is absurd. Come on and give us some kind of break some of us are trying to help others and do it legit. I guess if this keeps up who wants to try and attempt a level up on a high amount with putting a code in every other picture. One more thing I don't understand the Bouncer code for is to buy a gift.How many are going to spam there Fubucks.We spend money on this site work with us not against us.
My Rants...
At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin , Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. Put these words upon his tomb, " Taxes drove me to my doom..." When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The i
My New Life
Twilight Of My Love
its heaven. its hell. its so hard to think. so hard to breathe. somewhere there is storm that rages. there is a sea that swells. the rain, it pours. and the tide washes away memories. here it is silent. where is my storm? where is my sea? where is my rain? and where are my waves? and what happened to my memories? the static on the radio makes the bugs cry and the babies' flailing arms and crumpled faces cry to the symphonic moon the same principle as the sound of some kind of blue with feathers and the wilt of August in its rasp there is a sickening fall from grace that lands one substantially blind but the night's rhythms stamp out the doom light of time a time when light and dark do not exist when darkness becomes a sound and light a dream that same sound and light bombard the senses all at once, and you, my queen stick our your tongue as you, my noble king, touch the tip of yours to mine. if i could think about anything else - if i could
Kitten's World
They wouldn't let him play the opry With whiskey on his breath And it didn't take'em long to figure out what they missed He went down that lost highway Underneath the purple sky A legend disappeared before his time Things Change They said he was the devil dressed in gold leme The way he shook his hips out there on that stage But before that faithful day He left Tennessee All of them were calling him the king Things Change Well they like to call them hippies outlaws with guitars But they brought a little poetry To the honky tonks and bars They might've got a little crazy They might have flew a little too high Somewhere somebody's playing their song tonight Things Change (Don't you know things change) Now some say it's too country Some say it's a little rock n roll But it's just good music If you can feel it in your soul It doesn't really matter It's always been the same life goes on Things Change Bridge: Don't you know they
Efforts To Reach 6 Utah Miners Failing
if anyone is from the central Utah area please take a few minutes 2 pray in case you haven't heard well thanks ya
My Bog
high people! i havent been keeping this up as i said i would but il try to update it as often as i can lol im going to visit my famly this weekend im happy bout that! i dont really have any news so il go for now ttyl today is the 6th of august this weekend sucked ass like most of them do. got alot of work to do this week my office is changing buildings and i have to re install all the computers and such equipment. i bought an iphone last week and i love it :) i also got promoted recently im happy bout that. i am new to the fubar scene but it looks cool i only had it one day and already passed up my friend who invited me to join! LOL hmm wha else to say? il be posting here once a day hopefully maybe someone will read it maybe i can help someone with some problem in their life. need someone to talk to i always been told that im a good listener so hit me up :) night fubar
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I take your hands slowly in mine entwining our fingers i kiss the palms of your hands then start to lick slowly each finger teasing ,tasting i pull you along with me as we enter the bathroom as you notice the shower is already running i reach for your belt buckle to undo this so i can slide my hands in your waste line then i slide your shirt up over your head then my mouth trails your stomach and i bend lower to remove your pants and i reach my knees my mouth brushes the top of your member lips lightly grazing the head tongue gracefully sliding down the shaft then i grasp your member with my lips as i take you all in feel the water splash on my back as you grab my hair between your hands i let the whole of your member fill my wanting mouth slowly moving it in and out loving the taste of your reaction is heaven to me i slide up as the steam starts to fill the room you grab me close an kiss my lips then you turn me around so that i am now facing the wall my arms are br
Make You
My warm body wrapping gently around yours Arms moving to drape over your shoulders Legs moving to wrap around your waist My body presses tightly against you Your dark eyes seem to lighten As I softly press my lips to yours for a kiss My tongue gently slides into your mouth I taste you and tease you I run the tip of my tongue around your lips Then brush the corners of your mouth Leaning my head down I softly kiss your neck My soft full lips engulfing your bare skin as I lower down on to my knees I slide you out an take you in my velvet mouth as I go so long and so sweet it'll make you shiver and maybe even weep………
I long for your soft lips on my burning skin to take you, possess you, make you mine warm flesh pressed so close onto our bed your master and slave in love's sweet service in sweet surrender to love's sublime call lay beside me, moan for me, a hungry melody in time hours pass in our journey to that secret place where we flow like river currents entwined twin streams bound tightly by true love your back arches, in sweet surrender you belong to me forever your mountain strong until the end of time I shall protect you and never let you go I cherish the gift you bring to me so freely that you win my heart and I cry your name we are both bound tight in this dance for I am a slave to you in love's service bound to you forever body and soul as you are my love slave forevermore sweet surrender to love's seductive call two wild hearts thunder together as one
Seduce me as My hands wander instinctively I want to touch every part of you Your body moves in sync with mine As each time we kiss becomes more intense passion and excitement overtake me You drive me crazy the way you always do My desire for you so strong A pleasure I can only get from you I want to lay by your side all night long, kissing you as you seduce me with your eyes
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, October 23, 2007 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Classes begin Monday, October 30, 2007 Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video.
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My Heart
Dost I tremble, In fear? Or better, Tis it the, Sweet fruit of, Anticipation? Nor I need to speak, My heart. For thee see in thine eyes, Such love and trust, It melts thou Knights heart, As I tremble an vibrate with thee. As if two lutes, Strummed, In symphony My love how I honor thee. Love thee more than, These poor words could speak. That I seek, Forever, To find my heart with thee.
You Can Sit Your Cup On It...
So im sittin here bored... just like everyone else... chillin in my lazyboy with my laptop on my lap reclining... what can be better than this?! a lot of things... its monday... hella places be serving cheap drinks... or i could be chillin with friends/coworkers... but everyone is doin their own thang 2night... so im doing my own thang... it aint interesting but i can call it my own... work sucked 2day... it was the first time in ages where i didnt have to be the boss... i guess i enjoy being in charge... i guess imma end this blog short though cuz im not feelin creative at the moment... Later Dayz!
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Trying To Keep Head Up
I keep breathing in this life that hurts I keep eating this poison dessert I keep waking up in this nightmarish dream I keep walking the halls of satanic screams I keep breathing this life as it always has been I keep wondering is there more in life than this awful sin?
Radical Ganon: The View
You and Me, we were free, But you don't see, You left me Alone... As I Pray. Far apart, still my heart, Will wonder why, must I cry Alone... As I pray. [Solo] Now it's done, found my gun, The bullet's near, shed my tear Alone... As I Pray. [Breakstrain] Silently...... From Above [Intro] [Verse I] You're all that's on my mind, How's it gonna be this time? Is it gonna work out or will I fail, The joint begins to run and the smoke begins to stale. [Chorus] Ashes fall to the wind, this high is the closest I get to being with you. [After I hit the wall, I will learn to crawl...] The paper burns so slowly, my lungs just hold their breath I finally feel like I'm not grasping for my death. [Verse II] My fingers ache for the touch of your body. Falling faster down the hole inside me. I spiral out of control, lose what I'm trying to say. I just love it when you look at me that way. [Chorus] Ashes fall to the wind, this high is the clo
Gone Gypsy
At Home Spa Escape
Ok so I am trying to boost my sales for the month, so I am offering a huge special. Purchase any set w/in the next 7 days and receive 10% off,plus, With any purchase over $50.00 receive your choice of free product gift. Havana Nights,Ocean Drive,Conga Line, or Fantasia eyeshadow duo, or pink bikini, pink flamingo,south beach, sangria splash lip color duo, or Gingered Mandarin bath Sprinkles. Also as an added bonus, i will throw in free shipping on orders over $75.00 If you need a recommendation on a product, just hit me up, Would be glad to help. Thanks for your support in my attempt to spend more time home with my kids. Love you all. Kisses & Hugs check out for products, but do not order there as these r my personal specials, not the companies. Contact me for ordering info. ~H~ Exciting News!! I’ll come right to the point. I am in a very special contest right now, and in order to qualify I must have $1,000 in retail sales in on
The Dragon flies into the dusk on silver, painted wings, And though she rides the sky alone, she has learned many things. She knows the sea runs to the sand, and where the moon takes rest. She greets the noble unicorns, and flies where phoenix nest. Her eyes seek treasures of the mind, not any mundane thought. She knows of all the Dwarven smiths and what their skills have wrought. Her silvered scales have seen the rule of mighty kings gone by, And when the cause of good was lost, she would often cry. She felt the pain of mother's loss as her children died to fight, all the foes of dragon kind that killed to show their might. In my heart, this dragon flies, and keeps my heart and mind. She taught me how to love, and learn, and made my path defined. She led me down the darkest trail, so I could face my fear, And though I feel her weakening, I know that she is near. And before she spreads her wings to fly forever to be free, I will fly just one more time, for I know that SH
Five Reasons to change Five things I need to Change about me and why. 1. Thinking that friends don't let you down....THEY DO Even Your Best Friend.. 2. Stop believing in People who say one thing and mean something else....Cause its never what you think.. 3. Thinking that I need someone in my life to make it complete....I DON'T 4. Stop being so damn trusting and letting people take advantage of me....(this should be number one) 5. And stop falling for the same old lies and bullshit every time....I know they are lies and bullshit..but i still fall for them...cause I have a good heart and want to believe in the good in someone.. BUT NOT ANY MORE...NOW THE CHANGES ARE ALL ABOUT ME...ITS MY FUTURE NOW AND AM THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN MAKE IT BETTER...
Hello i always like to meet new friends , so if you would like to be my friend just let me know and we will be , and dont forget to sign my guest book i would like to know where all my friends live .
Coming At Ya This Season
Jewel's Stuff And Nonsense
Empty words, broken dreaming Ghosts of lost emotions Better served to nigthmares Whisper felt kisses fading, that upon awakening bring tears Promises better left unsaid Shattered lies, misleading Tattered and torn was the heart Refilled with passion, desire Lost again to mislead loyalty Compassion died Lies revive.... JewelC Children believe uncondtionally... Some adults still retain this ability as they grow older. I've tried that, I was naive, gullible..whatever Maybe I'm jaded now..I wont chance it again. Hidden agendas, false promises, games and lies... These things make the most trusting of people take a second look at their views on life. Will I heal?...possible... Will I trust again with the ability of a child?....Never again No one on this earth is worthy of that type of trust.... I start being me today, You dont like it, then back away, I really dont know who else to be, So if you cant take it, please walk away from me Was it all just a facade Think
Control, a very big problem these days in relatioinships. People seem to come across this very frequently in their lives. Now I have noticed a lot of women get the stronger version of control then men. You want to know what a strong version of control is you say? Well usually in this case the guy that this woman is dating, usually ends up trying to tell her what to do, by stating who she can hang out with, calling up to make sure she is on the way home like she should be and so forth. Now that is just the little part of that, so when you start to notice your man putting you down for no reason, telling you that you can't go nowhere, and also turning into a real nice guy then turning into a real jerk/ass/prick whatever you want to call him. Like a nice Mr Jekil n Hyde, that is a sign to hurry up and get out of that relationships and try not to get anywhere near that person. Now if you don't want to listen to that, usually you will get massive phone calls, text messages, anything to let y
That Guy
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Sending Me Fubar Mail
Due to just getting tons of mail on how to be a true American, I won't be accepting any mail from anyone unless you're on my friends list. Now it's time for me to vent... If you are on my friends list, please, don't ever fuckin tell me on how to be a true American!!! Don't ever send me shit on how to be a true American, don't ever put down our troops, talk about the cruelty we're (American Soldiers) causing in Iraq or anywhere else or bad mouth or be ashamed of being American. I can make a very long list on how True Americans should act and things they should fight for, but I won't, because unless you've served or have family whom has served, you won't understand... God, I'm so fuckin pissed I can't even think straight...I love America and I love everyone who loves America, if you hate us, then feel free to get the fuck off my friend's list cause I fuckin hate you anyway. As far as the war in Iraq goes, I support it, we've lost too many lives (American) to give u
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The New Guy....
Hey, guess im one of the new guys here, umm just got outta a not so great relationship :( and movin on.... lookin for new people and things to do, and well stumbled onto this place, so just wanted to say hi, i got more pics and stuff to put up.. but i gotta dig em up..
Having A Bad Day, Read This
Love Sucks!!!
What Horror Character
Jerry will go to jail for ... Resisting arrest while having sex 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at You scored as Pinhead, You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.Pinhead50% Jason Voorhees40% Captain Spaulding40% Leatherface40% Michael Myers30% Freddy Krueger20% Jigsaw20% Hannibal Lecter20% Candyman
To My Friends
Subject: Having a Bad Day???? > > > > In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same >bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m. , regardless of their >medical condition. >This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do >with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the >deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on; Sunday, so a worldwide team of >experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. > > The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m. , all of the >doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for >themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were >holding >wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects >to ward off the evil spirits. > > Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday >sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he >could use the vacuum cleaner. > >Still Having
New On The Block
So i am completely new at this thing....i feel like such a loser because not many comments on my pics and not even that many me out please So yea christmas is here and if you don't know i am in a relationship that is by far the worse situation ever in a weird way. Who would of thought that i would find myself in this situation dating someone who doesn't have any rights no more until he comes home is a hard thing to be understanding of. I mean i see all my friends who are back home for the holidays and they bring their bf's or Gf's with them and at the end of the night it is hard because i know that i want to remember how it is to get that little kiss or to get that arm around my shoulder feel. And truth be told i can't have that right now. I mean it just sucks and the only thing i want for christmas is my boyfriend. Thats it!!! And i cna't have that. We have been going strong and it has been awesome and i haven't even thought of psyhically cheating. May make me sound li
New Jersey Housewife Sums Up How Most of us Really Feel About Islamic People Could Not Be Said Better Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one upset lady. Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan, across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was 'desecrated' when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Midd
Holmes Book Of Sex & Relationships
2.5k Needed For This Sweet Honey
15K contest, 2 rounds, for sexiest pic a good friend is in this one... 2.5K needed tonight if possible, then round 2 TBD to 8/30.
I am so NOT a metal person... but this fuckin video rocks.. lmao..
My Poems
shes lost in a happy nightmare where all dreams come true hes everything she ever wanted and everything that ever haunted her shes confused and restless ecstatic and anxious thinking yes and saying no all she can see is dirty sunshine and shes not sorry but she cant stop apologizing though she made a promise but she lied to herself she sits waiting worried about what will really happen because she look when she wasnt supposed to her feelings bleed out of the songs thats why she doesnt sing anymore the sleepless nights are her best friend her mind races so fast but will never win shes too lazy but shes off the wall shes unchained but caged in shes waited so long for this moment and cant wait for it to be over Her feelings run so deep they soon become shallow shes lost inside but knows her way she will be found but tries to hide she will give in without a fight only you can build me up what the world has torn me down i can always find your warm presence when it seems no one else is aroun
Show On Friday!!!
Hey everybody I've got a band called Lesson Learned and we're playing a show this friday, its at MR BIGS in appleton and we should be going on at around 9 we will play 2 sets. So if your in the area come check us out we promise a good time to be had by all. Help us fill this place, no really we would love to see it at capacity! and check out the website LESSON-LEARNED.COM thanks! If you have any qustions about the show or location feel free to give me a call 920-809-2776 Jesse LESSON LEARNED at Mr. Big’s Pub 1216 S. Oneida St., Appleton 920-991-2724
Congratulations To Our Newest Godfather
Its been a long day for alot of us..Forthose that might not of seen this from the start..They started at over 200,000 TO GODFATHER HIM....So never think it cant be done..Thanks for the great team work... Congratulations to our newest God Father.Stop by and congratulate him.Welcome to the family Tony.We would like to thank everyone that helped us to make him a God Father to the members of Shadow Levelers and On Call Levelers thank you for sticking through this the whole time. To each and every Fubar that took the time to help him much love to you. ~~Doing88™©~~My heart ♥ for ShanonLee !!She is my everything !!!!@ fubar
John Is The Man
Let’s be honest: hailing from the rolling hills and broad valleys that constitute West Newbury, Massachusetts, will likely never earn you “street cred”--unless, of course, you’re John Cena. Then again, it didn’t happen overnight for him, either. Long before he became the Dr. of Thuganomics, young Cena had to endure the neighborhood rocker kids’ taunts about his baggy pants and rayon Kwamé shirts. His love for freestyling lyrics about rebellion and individualism just didn’t fit within the small rural community. By the time he turned 15, however, those same kids would stop teasing him, for it became apparent that Cena had been developing another passion: hitting the gym. After applying to more than 60 colleges (and being accepted by 58), Cena attended Massachusetts’ Springfield College, where he excelled as a Division III All-American offensive lineman and team captain for the Pride. But as much as he fondly remembers his college football accomplishments, he’s equally as proud of ear
Congratulations To Our Newest Godfather
Congratulations to our newest God Father.Stop by and congratulate him.Welcome to the family Tony.We would like to thank everyone that helped us to make him a God Father to the members of Shadow Levelers and On Call Levelers thank you for sticking through this the whole time. To each and every Fubar that took the time to help him much love to you. ~~Doing88™©~~My heart ♥ for ShanonLee !!She is my everything !!!!@ fubar
Comment Bouncer
Well, I thought that I would place this hear since everyone got irritated with me for creating a mumm for this. It's actually pretty funny that people are irritated with my "Bouncer MUMM." I've been told that there are so many out there that I shouldn't have written it. Well, I did check after I saw all of the complaints and guess what? In the 5 pages that I checked there were only 3 mumms that were related to the Comment Bouncer and I was one of those 3. Wow that sure is a lot of mumms on the subject. Not only that they actually took the time to leave a comment. I think that is the funniest part about their complaint. If you read the mumm, which was only 2 lines and thought, "I've already read something like this before," why not just leave? Why waste your time and complain. Well, getting to my question, is everyone getting as irritating with the Comment Bouncer as I am. I never had any trouble with it until yesterday when I started getting them every once in a while whi
Some Things A Friend Of Mine Wrote
What are ya supposed to do to help a friend who will not tell ya what is wrong?
Shout Box
i dont think my shout box is workin :(
Cute Meter
Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex. Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down. Girls fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing. Grown women say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk it out. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it-- using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize al
A Touching Story
To all the ones who voted and commented on my Mumms I wish you all a good day Take Some Time and actually Read this this is a GUY TALKING... ITS 7TH GRADE... I stared at the girl next to me...She was my so called 'best friend'... I stared at her... Long, silky hair... And I wished she was mine... But she didn't notice me like that... I knew it... After class she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before... And I handed them to her... She said 'thanks'... And gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell her... I want her to know that I don't want to be 'just friends'... I love her but I'm too shy to tell her... And I don't know why... IT'S JUNIOR YEAR... My phone rang... On the other end it was her... She was in tears... Mumbling on and on about how her love had broken her heart... She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone... So I did... As I sat next to her on the sofa... I stared at her soft eye
Hes Cool Add Him
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Chris K's World
Show Love To This Fu Fighter!!!
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I had a dream about you also you were with just with bra and panties > > > on, so i took you flung you on that giant 4 poster bed...I tied your wrists and feet with satin rope ever so soft and smooth, yes your legs were spread very very wide on that big bed and i could see your panties already getting moist, but to finish my fantasy i blindfolded > > > you and i told you that tonight was your nite i just wanted to give you pleasure. i started to kiss you our tongues play and we kissed hard > > > and started to bite each others lips that gave us erotic pleasure, i played with those sweet suck able and chewable breasts till i saw u starting to thrust your hips up to me you needed to be touched now > > > i saw your nipples oh so hard i sucked them and chewed them till i heard loud moans, i looked down at your panties and they were so soaked i think you had came already from just kissing. So now is your time lover i will make you cum and cum then cum again, i take my hands and starting
Another Looser
He was on my friends list and got all pissy and posted trash things on my page. I mailed him nicely asking him to mail me this stuff not be an a** about things. He posted that I need help. I deletd his comment cause my friends don't need to read the trash he was posting on my page. He's the one who needs help for posting trash and trashing me on my page. He's now blocked. Clyde@ fubar
Just Stuff
i am djin once again in diablos den. its been almost a year since i broadcasted last and unless you dj you have NO idea how good it feels to be back. fer those who used to come in would love to see yall back fer those who havent come on in and take a look around. we would love to meet you! ok fer those of yall that this applies to. yes i am djin now. and fer the last and final time to everyone--- i am not now nor will i in the foreseeable future be leavin the den. i dont wanna work fer anyone instead of diablo. QUIT ASKIN!!!! theres no negotiatin theres no bargainin. IM NOT LEAVIN THEN DEN. accepy it and get over yerselves. well to let yall know ahead of time i wont be online at all from wed through mon. i have had a death in the family and now need to go to berlin. wi. i will let yall know when i get back online. everyone will be missed its one of those things i gotta do. hope all yall have a good rest of the week and a great weekend. talk to yall next week.
40,000to Godfather
ITS ACTUALLY NOW LESS THEN 35,000 THANKS EVERYONE FOR HELPING..HELL RETURN THE LOVE WHEN YOU NEED HIM.. ~~Doing88™©~~My heart ♥ for ShanonLee !!She is my everything !!!!@ fubar
Sex Quiz
Answer this for the person who posted this send it back to them in a PRIVATE message and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/lick me ? Answer: 4. Would u sex me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did
Best Sex Joke
kay so a guy is near the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants it faster. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! She screams. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!! PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant! Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would
The View From Jared's Corner Of The World
Guess what? Nope, this is not asking anyone for help on a contest. I know, shocking. I finally have a sponsor for Kuwait. Thats the good news. The bad news, there is no internet in the barracks in Kuwait. That means I'll have to drag myself down to the cafe, and pay for it, which means I'll be very limited. That sucks. That sucks badly. I'll still drop by, but it wont' be often. I am going to save money over there, and if I can find a way to get net in my room, I will have it. So, anyone who wants to stay in touch, guess it will have to most likely be via email. Hopefully I can check that at work over there. So that means it is up to all of you who want to talk to me or stay in touch. That means you need to contact me here, and give me a good email address, or request mine. That way we can still stay in contact. I also do accept letters, cards, flowers, money, jewelry, and just notes of greeting. I have considered posting an NSFW blog entry here, they seem
A Story
Take Some Time and actually Read this this is a GUY TALKING... ITS 7TH GRADE... I stared at the girl next to me...She was my so called 'best friend'... I stared at her... Long, silky hair... And I wished she was mine... But she didn't notice me like that... I knew it... After class she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before... And I handed them to her... She said 'thanks'... And gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell her... I want her to know that I don't want to be 'just friends'... I love her but I'm too shy to tell her... And I don't know why... IT'S JUNIOR YEAR... My phone rang... On the other end it was her... She was in tears... Mumbling on and on about how her love had broken her heart... She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone... So I did... As I sat next to her on the sofa... I stared at her soft eyes... Wishing she was mine... After 2 hours... A Drew Barrymore movie... And 3
Can I Get A God Damn
things are really crazy right now just got back from a week long vacation in Orlando where shit was absolutely fucking crazy to sum it up in a run- on word LIQOURGOCARTSCHOPPERSLAMBOSBIGTITSSHARKSSUNBURNS AND THAT IS BASICALLY HOW THINGS WENT LOL YOU GET MY POINT RIGHT? oK NOW MOVING ON. THE BAND I WORK FOR IS REALLY STARTING TO GAIN GROUND IN THE CENTRAL TEXAS MUSIC SCENE. THEY FUCKIN TORE IT UP AT BIKE NIGHT, AND HAVE A FEW SHOWS COMING UP JULY 16TH MUSIC VAULT IN HARKER HEIGHTS AND AUGUST 6TH AT THE RED EYED FLY IN AUSTIN. and yes, i just realized i was still typing in caps and i am also too lazy to go back and fix it so deal bitches. Other than that still on the market and on the prowl for someone to torture on a regular basis with my bizzare behavior and antics. That should do it for now as far as an update not that anyone reads this shit and even if you could make it through all of the swearing typos and basic english grammatical errors to understand what i am getting at you must
The New Me
So FYI...a little change in my life...I dyed my hair brown. Yes I love it and it actually looks really good on me. Im heading for a dark red though. School starts soon for me so I will be really busy and on here all the time. LOL!!! I have found a new outlook on life. I just recently have had some serious medical problems, including a seizer which scared the wholly living fuck out of me. But through all this turmoil I have found what truly makes me happy in life. That I really do like myself...just the way I am...and I want to live my life to the fullest....Carpe Diam...DAMNIT!!!!
I'm fairly new on this site so forgive me if I don't respond right away or give points in return as quickly. =) Don't be afraid to leave me some love! xoxox -Kat
10 Ways To...
Site Shtuff
I get home today, check my alerts as usual and drop in on my friends new posts & photos, only to find that to post a comment, everytime I must pass thru some security checkpoint and type the letters in the box to have my comment approved, thereby doubling my effort for every kind word I send. Now ANYONE that knows or knows of me, will tell ya that I am one of the most avid commenters around, and perhaps a lil more creative than some. Doesnt matter if its you, your kids, gramma, hubby, dog, bike...or if youre showing your bits or just trying to see if you can amuse yourself by posting 150 different facial expressions,....if you are sharing your life, I try to make it worthwhile. Hell even the vain, self centered lil brats that have never even visited my page or acknowledged my existance despite my keeping thier ego saturated on their page, would probably at the very least speak up for me on that issue. After checking with site support, seems this will be an ongoing thing due to some l
Making Love
Recently I was asked how I would like to be made love to? This is my answer: I want a man to look me in the eyes and brush the hair from my face. Place his hand on my check as he leans in for a kiss. I want this kiss to make my knees weak and my heart race. Then I want him to run his fingers down my arm as he reaches for my hand, placing my arms above my head as he is kissing my neck, and moving over my breast. Slowly working his way to remove my shirt. Once the shirt is off he pays special attention to my breast, using his tongue to to trace my bra. With one hand he undoes the snap and moves the strap of my shoulder, followed by more kissing. Once all clothing is off he leans me up on the wall and starts to kiss his way lower, placing one leg over his shoulder he moves his tongue over my clit bringing me close to orgasm. Moving to the bed where he will lay me down and crave my body and touch. Wanting to make love to me like it was the last time in his life that he would ever be
Security Check?
In the past, I had only been prompted to enter Characters by a bouncer, to buy big pimpin gifts lol Hmmm Automated or harassment. I dunno, but it's becoming a pain in the ass as half of the comments and user photos, I can't comment on, because of the B.S. In a way I though it was a good thing, but obviously leaves a lot to be desired. W.T.F.?
In Darkness….
The Darkess The light has faded The Moon has gone… It creeps upon you like a silent lover… Wrapping you in its cold embrace Its touch loving… Filling you, caressing you…. In Darkness…. It comes upon you slowly… Nipping at your heels… Teasing up your calves… Sliding around your thighs.. Over your stomach… Like tendrils wrapping around you.. Until your cries are silenced… And you are enclosed…. In Darkness…. Consuming you…. Chilling you from the inside out Your arms reaching out.. Embracing it like a lover…. Soon all thoughts of the light are gone…. And you are consumed…. In Darkness….
Moon Goddess
Attention Levelers
We need all levelers on him please...Hes got 72,000 to godfather..Thats not alot and there are many helping..We started this today with over 200,000 hes one of our levelers show him some love.. hell return it in due time when you need to level he always has ... ~~Doing88™©~~My heart ♥ for ShanonLee !!She is my everything !!!!@ fubar
Is anybody else getting the message that you've already rated a stash when you know you haven't? It's letting me rate one stash on a person and then I get that error....what's up?!?!?! FUBAR is definately the right name!!!!! .:*de*:.
Inhale... white tennis shoes, calling me boo, gangsta lean, ebonics, grills, pants that hang almost as low as boxers, farenheit, no belt, no license, one set of sheets, jerseys (sometimes they are ok), unbrushed teeth, the smell of feet permeating your place, dumbing yourself down, wearing hats as a hairstyle, shotty gangbanger/jailbird tattoos, eyebrow/belly button rings, fast food junkies, mamma's boy, long hair, girlfriends, empty fridge, inconsiderate, overly emotional, couch potato, ect... ...exhale. There are two types of tattoo artists. The pill popping drunk hard knocks type and then there is the hot sexy nice yet cocky type. I lean towards the 2nd, I don't know what it is about them but it is such a turn on!!! It is so fun for me right now cause I have been hitting up all the local shops looking at portfolios in search of a new artist to do some work on me...I'm thinking a mermaid. Sooo much fun flirting.
you know that people online are full of it how can you ask someone for money and tell them they love you and stuff they play you and then use you and tell you all kinds of stuff to get you to do what they want feel free to comment on this well peeps im going thru alot and im wondering should i leave or should i stay all i seem to do is piss everyone off and i dont undertand why i do this i was here to make friends and i made alot of good friends and met the woman i truely have always been looking for now i dont know if i should stay or go please comment i need some help here PEOPLE ON HERE RUNNING THEIR DAMN MOUTHS YOU GOT A DAMN PROBLEM WITH ME THEN BRING TO ME DO NOT GO TO MY DAMN FRIENDS AND TELL THEM IM PLAYING THEM AND SHIT THIS IS GETTING OLD YOU ARENT A MAN OR A WOMAN IF YOU GOT TO PLAY GAMES SO IF YOU DONT LIKE ME THEN I DONT GIVE A SHIT YOU CAN KISS MY ASS BUT MAKE SURE YOU COME TO ME WITH YOUR PROBLEMS INSTEAD OF TALKING SHIT
Why Fubar Entertains Me.
While minding my own business... surfing mumms... this guy apparently took a liking to me. Amuse yourself with the conversation that ensued. The conversation has been put in order for your reading convenience (read from top to bottom). Master: hi. saw you in the mumms. your cute. did you vote on my mumm yet? Me: hi no i don't think i have. which mumm is yours? Master: thats the mumm (he posted some mumm link that had photos of his & some other dudes dicks) Me: are you trying to get me to be mean to you or make me laugh? Master: no why? you don't like my mumm? Me: huh? Master: nevermind Me: yeah i clicked on it... it's a pic of your cock and some other dudes cock Master: so which one would you have voted for? Me: i'm uninterested Me: only cock i give a shit about is the one that sleeps in my bed next to me Master: fair enough Me: lol Me: just being honest Master: I'd marry you Me: yeah sure you Ma
Let Me Know To Rate Your Pic's
do to i have so many loving freands iam trying to keep up with you all you guys have been great plz send me a comment to rate more of your pic's i want to show some FuBar lov if i have not fanned you i will do so too luv you guys
6900 To Level
hes a new lervler but he has me impressed already.He wont stop until the level up is finished.He reminds me of doing88. To those are not working on the God Father challenge show him some love Perfictcircle-CT DADDY to Easttnchic69@ fubar
Omg Freakin' Creepy!
This is creepy! Think of a letter between A and W. Keep going . . Don't stop .. Think of an Animal That begins With that letter. Think of Either a man's/woman's Name That Begins With the Last letter In the Animals name Almost There........ Now Count out The letters In that name On the fingers Of the hand You are not Using to Scroll down. Take the Hand you FIRST counted with And hold it out In front of you . Look at your Palm Very closely And Notice The Lines In Your Hand . Do the lines Take the Form of the First letter In the Persons name?! . Of course not....... Now TAKE THAT HAND AND smack Yourself in the head, get a life, And Quit playing Stupid e-mail games!
Take The Naughty Bedroom Test
HELL LEVEL 3Raw score: 95% There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations.I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity.AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you? This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 93% on hellishnessLink: The Sexual HELL Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid On your wayYou scored 73 %Sexuality and 73 %Freedom! You have tried out a few sexual fant
~what He Does To Me~
i lose all control When You grab a hold And You do Your trick i love it when You lick You've got lock and key Every part of me Only You know what makes me tick i love it when You lick It feels so good i'm going crazy my eyes roll back inside my head as You explore my inner warmths of pleasure holding on tight can't wait to return the favor i'll do that trick You can't resist Two rights don't make it wrong Makin' love 'till the break of dawn Emotions all up in a twist as i lose all control When You grab a hold And You do Your trick i love it when You lick i'll put my heels on for You myMaster The ones that wrap all around my leg Your every touch it just excites me i aint too proud to beg even when You're not around me the tingling, the tingling wont go away Please don't make my body wait no longer Because Your slavegirl is ready to play play play play play for/with You as i lose all control when You grab a hold and You do Your trick i love it w
I Liked This
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A Little About Me
You Only Think You've Won
How Do U Like It ?
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My Lyrics
She, strutted in like a ball of fire she, said baby can you take me higher she, was used to fine luxuries she, said baby can I have all I see I, said thats fine but you can't have me I ain't got time for women with money on their mind Shes, just a whore waitin for a wallet to walk through the door She, strutted in like a ball of fire she, was used to walking a fine line between what she really wants and how much she really has to flaunt She strutted in like a ball of fire You could tell she was a bit wild In and out of the sheets Wherever she went she was the treat She strutted in like a ball of fire She had that look in her eye You know the one I'm talkin' about She says "babe you better payout!" She strutted in like a ball of fire! If I could find the words That meant the most to you I would write them down And send them off to you But we don't mean everything we say We just go on living our own way So if you see me Standing o
Hot Action Cop
Questions And Info
im cleaning out my family and starting over if you are interested in being in my family drop me a line ok ive made a video and i edited it with windows movie maker saved it and now i cant upload it to photobucket whats the problem if anyone can help let me know thanks in advance there are 3 ways to see my photos buy me a blast .. buy me a VIP .. or buy me a HH any questions feel free to ask me....
No Drama Will Be Tolerated In This Club 0 .....thank You
Fubar Things
I could log in and fan earlier but all the pages were stretched and I was unable to rate. This happened later in the day and just finally got better a lil' while ago.*This has happened one other time.* Anyhow I will now try to return the love! Click Here to get more at
Apology In Advance
Due to outstanding amount of pic requests and the lack of slots on here to upload them all too, I will be utilizing my web site to upload them all too from now on. If you have requested pics from me, you will be getting the direct link to them in your Fubar Mail Box. If you are wanting to make a request, just send me a Fubar mail letting me know what it is that you want, and I will do my best to get it done as quickly as I can. Some orders are taking a little longer then others, so please be patient with me. Thank You All For Being Sooooo Awesome!! Hugz and Mwahzzzz!!! Alexa ( Mystic Illusions ) Ok, here's the deal...... I bust my ass EVERY day to make sure I catch up on rating everyone's pics and stashes, but only a select handful return the favor. Why do I even bother helping the rest of you out. If it is too much to return the favor and all you care about is your damn self, then remove me from your lists and I will gladly do the some. That just frees up more time for me t
Chapter I The Initial Meeting We've decide to meet at a hotel in Raleigh. There is a bar in the lobby where we have decided to meet face to face for the first time. I'm nervous, what is he going to think. I take a deep breath and walk into the bar, I see you immediately. You have been sitting there watching the door, waiting. I smile, you smile back and get up and walk towards me. You take my face between your hands and kiss me. We sit down and have a couple of drinks to get acquainted. Neither of us can wipe the silly grins off our faces. You ask me if I want to get something to eat, I say no we can always order room service. You stand up and take my hand, we walk to the elevator and go up to the room you have reserved. I have butterflies in my stomach. A little nervous and a lot excited. You wrap your arm around my back, running your hand up and down my ass. I can already feel my pussy getting wet. The elevator stops an
Thing I Hate
ok what's up with the entering of characters now before posting comments? or is it just me LOL or am i under probation for some bad commenting or something...
It hits me like a rush. The want. The need. The savior. That feeling that they cant survive without you. Your everything they need. A solution to all their problems. Your the best thing to ever happen to them. As time goes on you slip here and there. You cant be their safety next. You cant clean up their mess. You can show them the path but you CAN NOT walk it for them. Why is that so hard? Push them up as high as you can... only to be blamed when they slip and fall. First a savior, then a burden. For some reason if i cant solve their problems, i am one. Or im the cause of all of them. i need to stop, i need friends. its a two way street. somehow it always ends up 1 way. Where is ashely? where did she disappear to? how did i run her off? the ying to my yang. i likely fool myself. she means more to me then i ever mean tto her. it seems like nothing more then a dream. Did i make her up? was our friendship just my imagination or wishful thinking? i never felt used. i never f
I'd like to slowly peel off your jeans, your shirt, your underclothes, loving and kissing every inch of flesh I expose, and working my way up to your neck, your ear lobes, your lips. Then I'd sensuously work my way back down to where you're hot and throbbing, urgently cooling the heat with my tongue-- only to build yet another fire that can only be extinguished when our bodies meld into one. Just thinking about you makes me hot and wet! That's why I have a steamy little present waiting just for you. Can you guess what it is? Let me give you a hint. It involves me and you, and a quiet evening for two. You'll have to wait to find out what else I have in store for you. This is a Passion Coupon for all of the hugs, kisses, and love that you desire. You can only redeem it in the bedroom, where you must strip off all of your clothes, kneel on the edge of the bed, and await my tender touch. Expect the most delicious night of passion imagi
F*** The Haters
i havent really been hearin a lot about haters and shit but, WTF is it... downwdrater week? shit...where do they come from and how do i get rid of them.. they are like a bugger stuck to your finger you just cant shake...shit, sshit , shit!! go AWAY...far AWAy OK I FEEL BETER..PEACE Y'ALL what the fuck is up with all this bullshit fucking drama disguised as bulletins? haters and bitcher EVERYWHERE. people actually wanting me to repost..or..take sides in the shit...fucking people. keep your dirties to yourself. sneaking in these "catch phrases" to get you to click the bulletin to find out it isnt AT ALL what the subject title is. if you retards post the title of what is REALLY in your bullein you KNOW we wont read it. you wana gossip, air you dirties, bhitch , snivel, complain..PICK UP YOUR PHONE ANF CALL YOUR GIRLFRIEND, BUDDY OR MOMMY...LEAVE THIS CRAP OUT OF THE BULLETINS...SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKING HATERZ Fuck the haters, bouncers, fascism, censorship, absolutists, op
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With Love......
HAVE YOU EVER HEARED OF A DIAMOND LOVE ONE THAT GRANTED FROM GOD UP ABOVE A LOVE THAT WILL BE THERE, THROUGH THICK AND THIN A LOVE THAT WILL BE THERE AND HAS NO END A LOVE THAT WILL MAKE YOU SMILE AND MAKE YOUR HEART SING A LOVE JUST AS LASTING AS A DIAMOND RING A LOVE THATS UNCONDITIONAL AND PURE HONEST TRUSTING AND GENTLE AND I KNOW IN MY HEART ITS MINE FOR SURE EVERYDAY I`M TRUSTING WAITNG AND LOOKING UP ABOVE CAUSE I KNOW ONE DAY GOD WILL SEND ME MY DIAMOND LOVE Hello... Can you hear me Am I getting through to you Hello... Is it late there Is there laughter on the line Are you sure youre there alone Cuz im Trying to explain Somethings wrong You just dont sound the same Why dont you Why dont you Go outside Go outside Kiss the rain Whenever you need me Kiss the rain Whenever Im gone too long If your lips feel lonely and thirsty Kiss the rain And wait for the dawn Keep in mind Were under the same sky And the nights As empty for me as for you If
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For a cheap way of talking to your friends overseas or even next door go to The Many Uses of Coca-Cola 1. In many states the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from the highway after a car accident. 2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke and it will be gone in two days. 3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coke into the toilet bowl. Let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. 4. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china. 5. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola. 6. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion. 7. To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes. 8. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan; wrap the ham
Sex Quiz And I'm Not The Highest Score Lol
eve -- [noun]:A reverse striptease 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at Gemini You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun. You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too. Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius Take this quiz at You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Its All About Me
ok so this is what we call in the Army a shot gun blast. AKA an if the shoe fits wear it kind fo thing. I just got done with a rather bizar conversation with a woman that is using a MUMM do decide if she should stay with her hubby or not. Long story short there are far more issues there then whether or not she should stay with the hubby here is my thing...... Some of you people have a hard time discerning the difference between your real life and your internet life. SOme of these lives are so intertwined that the line between reality and fiction is not blurred but erased completely. Folks I ahve never seen more people with more issues on the internet than i have in this past year. I have had converesation where people have had to deal with incest drug addicts rape torture lack of money to pay for bills things getting shut off. The common denominator is this.....people living beyond their means and a total lack of communication between the two adults involved. Its easy folks get
Friend Needs Contestants For Contest
SEXIEST NIGHTIE CONTEST I am hosting my very first contest! Are you ready to help some sexy women in thier nighties? Come on they deserve your luv! The contest will be starting Sunday August 5th at 8 PM EST and will run to the following Sunday August 12th at 8 PM EST First prize will be a 3 day blast. Second Prize will be Porsche. Third Prize will be a Corvette. If you would like to enter the contest, send me the link to the picture in an email and I will get back to you when I add you. Just click on Goddess }|{ Devine! Goddess }|{ Devine Good luck to all! Current contestants. Cathy ~of the Godfather family ~ ANGEL_TEARS***?§TheAtomicBombers§?*** Special R Kay
You scored as Elf, You are an elf. very calm yet energetic. You enjoy the finer things in life. You hate to be alone and preffer a small crowd of your closer friends. The ideal girl. Sometimes you can be very, very shy. Open up, life is to be lived, not wasted.Elf100% Faerie67% Goddess67% Wolf50% Sorceress50% Vampyre42% Shadow Spirit33% Dragon33% Zombie25% Drow25% What ancient breed are you?created with
Yay For Singledome!!
So, for those of you who are's the story as to how I became "Recently Single". My sister introduced me to her roommate. I had been single for over a year up to that point, and he was definitely my type...physically. He was 6' 8".. LOVE the tall ones. And not skinny. Not fat, mind you, but not a bean pole. So we hooked up, and me being the fabulous chick that I am, he more or less moved in after the first night. He was working as a bouncer at a strip joint. Well, he got fired Thanksgiving Day. Proceeded not to work for two and a half months. So I'm supporting him and my kids. He does finally get a job, making DAMN good money. Things are looking up, right? Well, I find out from a family member of his that he has lied to me about pretty much his entire past. He told me he was an Army Ranger... he never even made it through boot camp. Told me he had owned his own Repo company until the IRS took everything because he had a sucky accountant. NOPE! Tol dme that while an Arm
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Help Make One Of Our Own A Godfather
We have helped a lot of people level up to GodFather but this own deserves it more then anyone one of us including me. He has been in my shout box asking if he can help on any level up.There are some that we couldn't do so he offered to buy Happy Hour to get them done. So im asking everyone to take the next 2 Happy Hours and rate his stuff help us make one of our levelers and a very giving person a GodFather. He would do it for you please do it for him. ,center>~~Doing88™©~~My heart ♥ for ShanonLee !!She is my everything !!!!@ fubar
Help Make Him A God Father
We have helped a lot of people level up to God Father but this own deserves it more then anyone one of us including me. He has been in my shout box asking if he can help on any level up.There are some that we couldn't do so he offered to buy Happy Hour to get them done. So im asking everyone to take the next 2 Happy Hours and rate his stuff help us make one of our levelers and a very giving person a God Father. He would do it for you please do it for him. ,center>~~Doing88™©~~My heart ♥ for ShanonLee !!She is my everything !!!!@ fubar
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I Would Love To See This Happen In The United States
Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks. A day after a group of mainstream Muslim leaders pledged loyalty to Australia and her Queen at a special meeting with Prime Minister John Howard, he and his Ministers made it clear that extremists would face a crackdown. Treasurer Peter Costello, seen as heir apparent to Howard, hinted that some radical clerics could be asked to leave the country if they did not accept that Australia was a secular state, and its laws were made by parliament. "If those are not your values, if you want a country which has Sharia law or a theocratic state, then Australia is not for you", he said on National Television. "I'd be saying to clerics who are teaching that there are two laws governing people in Australia: one the Australian law and another Islamic law that is false. If you can't agree with parliamentary law, indepen
Father's Day 07
When the last time I post a blog was on Father's Day an here is the follow up from it... as soon as I just got done posin my blog my phone rang and not to my surprise it was my family on the other end.Here the day hasn't began and I'm already got a annoying phone call wantin to know if I was commin over or not (I should have said no I wasn't but that wouldn't been right of me to do so) so soundin all so trilled I told them I will be over asap. 30 mins went by... 45 mins went by and when just about 50 mins went by and alot of second thinkin I was on my way over. When I was just lockin the front door guess what (if you said that my phone rang again.. u can pat yourself on the back) and here I thought yall wasn't smart. So couple of mins went by ... my cell phone rang ( yall knew it was cause of when I live my cell don't get a good connetion so they had to wait for 2-3 mins to go by before they could call. To make of my surprise (yea right) I found out that not only did I h
That Is What Is Wrong!
So I get a friends request today and they ask me to sign their guest book. No big deal right and then this girl starts this conversation with me. Now I dont post things people say to me unless it is ridiculous and I think you will agree. Mother of 3 25 years old!
The Raven
There is a bird called the Raven She feels trapped inside herself She feels controlled everytime She tries to fly away She gets put back into her guilted caged She wants to know why she is caged? When she is a free spirit The Raven at one time, Did have her own name But now, it's lost forever Will she ever get it back? She was once beautiful But now, she feels ugly and dirty Sometimes I feel just like the Raven Who is lost I too had a free spirit and a name But now, I feel so trapped inside Like I am inside a guilted cage What is she or I to do about getting it back?
Creative Spelling By The Juke
Holy crap! No, your eyes do not deceive you. The gang will return tonight, finally, for a LIVE Wild Wild Westmar Show. The crew hasn't done a 3-hour show together since January, so they'll have plenty to say! Be there TONIGHT....6 PM Central... And if you can't make it when The WWW Show airs tonight, be sure to download and listen to the replay when you have time later in the week at And, of course, the podcast is still available on iTunes or on your cellular phone at 209-320-8938! You can hear and learn more about The Wild Wild Westmar Show on at As most of you that know me or pay any attention you know that I am in a Country/Rock band. I set out with my drummer Mark about 5 years ago to put RiverGard together. It went through many different musicians but nothing realy took off. Two years ago we hade two brothers Bill and Bob Pemberton playing in the band and they share the vocals but it really wasn't more than just a basement band wi
The Penis!
THE PENIS,   hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: * I do physical labor. * I work at great depths. * I plunge headfirst into everything I do. * I do not get weekends or holidays off. * I work in a damp environment. * I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. * I work in high temperatures. * My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, The Penis Dear Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, The administration rejects your request for the following reasons: * You do not work eight hours straight. * You fall asleep after brief work periods. * You do not always follow the orders of the management team. * You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. * You do not take initiative. * You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. * You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. * You don't always observe necessary safety regulatio
"The Taming of The Shrew" Part 1 Lt Jebidiah Baile CO 1st Platoon USS Galaxy & Lt. (j.g.) Faylin McAlister JAG - Liaison Corp USS Galaxy Ten Forward ------------------------ Meeting him yet again, she sinisterly shot him a smile across the table. It was a simple expression, yet when combined with her was an expression that was deadly. Baile didn't return the smile. He sat still, looking her straight into the eyes. She was dangerous. That was the easy part. Even very dangerous. His instinct was to strike out, end it right there and that instinct had rarely taken him for a ride even before someone stole his eyes. "Don't try and hide behind sly remarks and witty comments. If you ever try and play hardball with me again you will have to step up and see just how far away Kansas really is. Is that understood?" Her smile faded, replaced by the thin line that formed her mouth. It finally hit her that he wasn't like the others. He didn't accep
Hurricane Dean passed Jamaica's south coast on Sunday afternoon/evening. It was devastating. Numerous houses suffered extensive damages caused by heavy winds which were, at times, up to100mph. There was heavy rainfall which caused low lying areas to be flooded. Cleanup excercises are now underway. The island is now under a state of public emergency as there are many areas that are still without electricity and water. GOD help us all....
Our Family Will Not Put Up With Ingrate Persons
do really believe your messing with the wrong family salmon@ fubar
This Is And Abuser Who Likes Two Down Rate Others
i wont be around aug 11th-17th.... ill be back sometime the 18th. we are going on vacation to the beach and then a couple days out to D.C. so if u send me messages and what not give me time to reply back to ya but i will get back to ya sometime! hope yall are enjoying the ending days of summer to the max!! have a great week and ill see ya's when i get back! xoxo
8weeks 1 Day
ok so I know I havnt been on here is a while , just been busy tired and a little sick. well to start off I hope everyone is doing ok :) I will try to make it around to all my friends pages when I have a day off :) My kids Katherine and Hunter have just had there birthdays so the are now 5 & 3 how time flys huh. Now for more new stuff Baby number 3 will be here around 3-16-08 and I say around because nither of my kids have come on there due date.
Nastey Sex Poem
roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine. Repost this as ''nasty sex po
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please come vote for me on my battles and contests, i really will appreciate it and i will rtf and rtf supervotes so help a girl out pls hehe
August 14 of my 16th yr,my mom died of a massive heart attack at the age of 48.She wuz my best friend,we we're amazingly close.She wuz a beautiful lady inside and out and i miss her so damn much! Love you mommy-c u on the other side...xoxoxox Went 2 a benefit last nite 4 a dear friend who passed away last November leaving behind 3 small children.I spent 2 much,drank 2 much,stayed out 2 late and passed out while still online.Doshie would b so proud of me,lol! Peace...xox One of my fav songs is What I've Got by Sublime,but since CT became Fubar,i discover daily what i need.I need a buzz.I need 2 c my mail and pix comments.I need a new cpu.And i need 2 thank my friends and fans 4 bein so cool and supportive.Peace...xox
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What Baby I Am
>---------------JANUARY BABY-------------------- Pretty/handsome. Loves >to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to >Recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. >Stubborn.
Two hillbillies Ed and Red walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seen nobody do it!"
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7 Deadly Sins
7 Deadly Sins August 6th 2007 12:07 pm I've burnt all my bridges My only repreive is gone It's all turned to ash And I was the one who started this fire Theres nothing that can change this all this pain I caused I didn't care for burnt flesh yet I froliced in it breathing it in so fragrant and putrid I've indulged myself on this death it's pure glutton on my part such a deadly sin to do as I've done I pulled it in and pushed it beneath my skin flowing through my veins is the only memory that resides Maybe it's satanic to wallow in my own hatred and live off your misery My rage burns far to deep And forgiveness is forgotten Thinking of the nothing I crave to fill this emptiness with in I live off your pain And swallow it whole Choking on the memories That once made me whole it's pure wrath on my part Such a deadly sin to do as I've done I pulled it in And pushed it beneath my skin flowing through my veins is the only memory that resides
Such Is Life!
Ok so Im on the .......???????? Ok we wont comment on the number of relationships Ive been in, Breakup. This one was just like the others. What the fuck is so stereotypical about you guys. Almost all the guys I have been in a relationship with have been control freaks and this last one threw me for a loop when I found out that he was a nutcase. I'm sorry byt being locked up in the Psych ward a couple times in even a lifetime is a little unnerving. Especially when I find out a couple of months after we have been together and I realize that all the sudden my BF is a moron and a mental case too. What do they do in high school to you guys did some of you miss the class on how to hit a woman(been there done that) but made sure to make the class on how to take control of a womans life. Sorry for all the man bashing but Ive come to the conclusion that I am just in it for the sex. Fuck the relationship and finding you "true Love" because Walt Disney should roll over in his Farging grav
Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 160 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
In Memory Of My Oldest Son & His Wife
My Oldest Son & His Wife were murdered on Aug 6th of 1994.They have been gone 13 years today.They left behind a beautiful little girl who will never know them but will only know of them.She will be 14 August the 23rd.August the 23rd is even his birthday.He never got to see his little girls first b-day nor his 18 b-day.May they rest in peace now.I will forever miss them both & will never get over the day they were taken away.Part of my heart died that day with them both.
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Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at Aries You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings. You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends. Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius Take this quiz at
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As A Reminder
i want to remind all my family and friends that Saturday is my birthday and we will be celebrating it at little Country Lounge on Dort hwy, near stanley road....I wont have a computer for the rest of the week, hopefully will have it by the weekend. However i NEED to know who all can make it so that i can save tables....So with that being said please call Danielles Cell phone at 810-820-5706 and let us know if u can make it or not....I really hope to see everyone there, would mean alot to me and make a really great birthday.... ~Steve~
The Lightnin Report
Kids in the back seat can cause accidents and accidents in the back seat can cause kids. I try to help all the newcomers when they join fubar by maxing them out on everything. I usually get squat in return, most of the time I would settle for a simple thank you, but that even seems to be to much to ask. I may be looking at this all wrong, hell I dont know, maybe someone has some suggestions. Well this is the second day of my blog and I still dont have a clue as to what to put in it. So I will talk about the weather, its' suppost to hit a 100 and 101 thru friday. F@%K its gonna be hot. Well thats it for now. Have a cool day.
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 >husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?" "Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. "Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to unction; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. "Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. " Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. "Husband # 5 was an Engineer,he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't
Gun Control, Watch It Before History Repeats Itself!
Whether you agree or not, it's an interesting lesson in history. Something to think about... ----------------------------- In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ . ------------------------------ China established gun control in 1935. From 1948 to 1952, 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ Guatemala established gun control in 1964. From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 Mayan Indians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ Uganda established gun control in 1970. From 1971 to 1979, 300,000 Christi
hey hey everybody! lol anyways just wanted you all to know that i am not ignoring anyone and i will talk to you as soon as i can.. i have a lot of B.S. going on right now and i have been working double shifts the past few days so i havent been online at all.. i miss you all and will return again soon. p.s. for that one person out there, i am getting my new cell fri or sat and you will most def have the number. i was supposed to have it on mon but i worked instead. kisses to all!! extra kisses for that someone special! Jennifer just letting whoever cares to read this, that i have pics from my wild bar hopping weekend and they will be posted sometime this week... muah! She's an ugly girl, does it make you want to kill her? She's an ugly girl, do you want to kick in her face? She's an ugly girl, she doesn't pose a threat. She's an ugly girl, does that make you feel safe? Ugly girl, ugly girl, do you hate her Cause she's pieces of you? She's a pretty girl, does she make yo
Its saturday. i have a few things going on. I just dont know with who this evening. LMAO. a month ago i couldnt get anyones attention. Now i cant get any free time LMAO. NO complaints here !! i find it odd how every site now has a blog section. As if my thoughts are not spaced out enough LOL!! Its all good . nothing that a shot won't solve. So blog away. Soon we will no longer have an original thought. It will already have been blogged somewhere by someone.
I'll be moving out of my house into apartment . So until the internet can be started back up at the apartment I'll not be here for that time frame. I'll miss all of my friends and family on here until then. All my close friends and family on here,I'll be thinking about you and have you in my prayers. Popeye will be a cummin again soon. XOXOXOXO
Natural High :)
Above All Else.. Believe in yourself and Your Dreams As the dawn of each morning peers into your life, there lies a path to follow. Delicate whispers can be heard if you listen to the sound of your heart and the voice that speaks within you. If you listen closely to your soul, you will become aware of your dreams that are yet to unfold. You will discover that there lies within you a voice of confidence and strength that will prompt you to seek a journey and live a dream. Within the depths of your mind, the purpose and direction of your life can be determined by listening intently to the knowledge that you already possess. Your heart, mind and soul are the foundation of your success and happiness. In the still of each passing moment, may you come to understand that you are capable of reaching a higher destiny. When you come to believe in all that you are and all that you can become, there will be no cause for doubt. Believe in your heart, for it
Something To All My Freinds :)
im in this contest and need your help to win!!! (RATES AND COMMENTS WANTED) heres the link to the contest folder come show some love! (repost of original by ''hêr wðrlÐ'' on '2007-08-17 11:10:25')
Newest Salute
So far so good, ya'll! ;-) Many thanks to Miss Juicy for approving!!
Willow And Oz
Please Don't........
I just wanted to thank everyone for their thoughts and prayers. I spoke to my sister a little while ago, and she said that mom is now awake....well, kinda groggy but expected. Surgery went well and she is now in ICU recovery. Thank you ALL once again! I just found out that my mother is having emergent double bypass surgery within the hour. So, please, for today....don't shout obscenities at me....don't ask to see me on cam...don't ask me to look at your NSFW pics...don't ask me to rate you...don't be abrassive with your compliments....I'm here so that the people that care about me can be given updates as to her progress. All I ask of all of you....for today...pray for her. She's got 6 grandsons that ADORE her and 3 kids who would give anything to take her place so that she woudln't have to go through this. Please, I beg, be respectful today so that I can feel like I can stay to keep people updated. Thank you. Just wanted to let you all know that I just received a call from my
File Problems
i downloaded myself a new program called Photo Plus but the problem is i can only save it as a SPP and i would like to save it/change it into a jpeg, is there a way to do that or am i stuck as a SPP??? please help me...
Random Rambling
When we are kids, we have friends. We have sleepovers, summer camp, summer vacation, Christmas vacation, Spring Break, and loads of other happy things to celebrate. Sure, not everyone had a rosy childhood, but even the most awful memories are dulled by time. When we reach adulthood, we lose these little celebrations, bit by bit. We lose most of our vacations and find out our parents weren't kidding when they said we had it easy. We stop having sleepovers, and trade those instead for one permanent sleepover with a husband or wife. I don't think some people ever really get the hang of that one. We have kids of our own, and fully understand why our parents were so freaked out by us all of the time...why they hated our music and didn't understand our language or the fashion choices we'd made. We finally "get it," it comes to us in a moment of clarity, "Oh my God, you were right. You were right about everything." I asked my mother once, while going through some troubles with my ow
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Argh...take It 4 Wat Its Worth
dontcha just hate it wen ppl make themselves out 2 b sumthin they r not? OMG, that is the worst thing ever, but watever makes em feel good or feel more of a human...may they knock themselves out in doing, i choose to be me at all cost...if u dont like it, oh well mayb it was not meant 4 u 2 like me and vice-versa! especially the ones that talk this big game and make out like they r tellin the truth and MEAN wat they say...its all a big joke and dont think 4 once that ppl like me blieve u, we can see rite thru u and ur ways...ur 2 obvious, mayb if u tried bein a lil discreet bout it we may not figure it out within the first convo, c'mon make it a challenge would ya...oh but wait those sorta ppl cant understand wat exactly a challenge means...oh well, and here i thought i was gonna b able 2 play a game! damnit! how bout this, b who u r or dont even bother with me i dont hav time 4 fakers! dont read into something that is not there, it only creates problems for you not for

Originally posted in 2007. Times haven't changed..    posted on 09/13/2007 @ 05:09 am Where has 'sincerity' gone?   Ok first off I'll apologize for this rant I'm about to have. Perhaps it's hormones or just MAYBE it's an actual point. What ever happened to true and sincere men? Has a space ship landed on earth, abducted them all and left insincere a$$holes in their place? People are always asking me the most annoying question in all the world.. "Why are you single?" Well gee Enstein, if I knew the 'WHY' then I probably wouldn't be.. don't ya think????? Being sweet, caring, understanding, loyal, and not so hard on the eyes (or so I'm told) obviously isn't enough. And while we are on the subject, why is it that I'm always the girl men want to f@%k but never the one they want to settle down with or even have a real relationship with for that matter. They have no problems talking to me behind their gf's back, making propositions, promises, etc.. Even willing to cheat on their girlf
Odd Things
- Leave her sweet texts to wake up to. - Sneak up behind her. - Grab her by the waist. - Do anything to make her smile. - Always make her laugh. - Tell her shes beautiful, not sexy. - Tell her she has amazing eyes. - When your friends walk by say this is my girlfriend. - Say i love you to her face not JUST over the phone. - If she's sad take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay. - NEVER cheat on her. - Kiss her on the forehead. - When you walk with her, walk slowly. - Tickle her even when she says stop. - Don't say I love you unless you mean It. - Listen to her when she talks. - Tell her your secrets. - Protect her.
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This piece of shit thinks it's cool and funny to crack racist jokes about a serious MUMM that I posted!! Check out the MUMM and look at his comment. By the way his name is Metroseksual. Here's a link to the MUMM. Repost this and let people see what kind of people we have to put up with cause apparently he can say stuff like that and nothing happen to him!
What A Fucked Up Weekend.
Well lets start off on friday. It all started when i went to check the mail. I had noticed a paper that said Delinquent taxes your house is going for sheriffs sale. I grabbed the paper and ran into the house. I picked up the phone and called the courthouse. I yelled and screamed at the poor lady and she said read the address again to me. After i read it back to her i noticed one thing. It was meant for the house one street over. What a relief that was. About 15 minutes later I heard a banging at the side of my house and the power went out. When I Ran outside to check I noticed a 6 foot black guy removing my meter from my house. First thing i said was What the fuck are you doing to my house mother fucker. He tells me I'm late paying my electric bill. I said That i didn't recieve a shut off notice or anything. He tells me it was mailed out. They don't send them certified anymore, they rely on regular mail. So what else was left but pay the bill. After The bill got paid and the power was
The End Could Be The Beginning
The first time around I thought things would be better, But as it's been said, "The grass ain't always greener on the other side of the fence." Now I come to the end of the second. And even as I approach forty, I'm fucking scared to death. I'm talking about marriage. Well my failed marriages anyway. I wonder, am I really that bad at relationships, or do I just keep making the same mistakes over and over, or.. is it my choice of women. It's easy to blame them. She did this or that. She didn't do enough of this or that. Easy to blame. But I know the things I have done and haven't done, and a real man owns up to that. Right? I can't take back the past. History is history. There ain't no damn time machine to let me go back and right the wrongs, make the other choices instead of the ones I have made. I have to live with what I have done. I have to live with what got me to where I am today. Preparing to leave again. To start over again. I turn forty in a couple of months. I have no
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Thought Of The Day!
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. Sometimes you gotta run away so you can see who will run after you. Sometimes you gotta talk quieter just to see who's listening. Sometimes you gotta step up in a fight just to see who's on your side. Sometimes you gotta make a wrong decision to see whos there to fix it. Sometimes you gotta let go of the one you love just to see if they love you enough to come back. A sharp tongue leaves a scar, while a helpful word heals the heart. - David McCasland
Random Thoughts N Cool Stuff
( I saw this and had to post it. I don't know who wrote it but I loved it! ) DADDYS DAY POEM Author Unknown Her hair was up in a ponytail Her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, If she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; She knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates Of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, For her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, She tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school, Eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees A dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, For everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats. One by one the teacher called, A student from the class. To introduce their daddy, As seconds slowly passed. At
This Month @ Charliesimages
Thought I would wait until after the Labor Day weekend to post about what's new this month at We welcome Kelly and Amber Tiana as this month's newest Featured Models. Kelly is a busy college student in Charlotte, and Amber is a sexy, crazy redhead in Raleigh. We also have another great wallpaper from Robert of TigerEyeMedia. This month's wallpaper has a romantic feel to it with models Elizabeth and Brian. As always, it is free for you to download and enjoy on your own computer. Hope you enjoy the new photos! Charlie Something different this month at CharliesImages! Our August Featured Models are Elizabeth and Brian. We have couples poses with a romantic and sexy mood to them. Lots of info on our two models on the website. We also have the final 8 models of our Bikini Babes Special Feature. That's 24 bikini babes for you to enjoy. "Divas in Denim" is this month's free wallpaper created by Robert of Tiger Eye Medi
Quiz 2
yes or no ???? am i? Ugly? : Kind? : Loud? : Shy? : Weird? : Selfish? : Ghetto? : Crazy?: Nice? : Mean?: Immature? : Rude?: Cool? : Stupid? : Caring? : Mature? : A friend? : More than a friend? : Talkative? : Boring? : Hott : Creative? : Smart? : A flirt? : A psycho? : Athletic? : Confusing? : Sweet? : Annoying? : Funny? : Hyper? : Laid back? : Perfect? : Sexy? : Gorgous? : Your comments? :
Quiz 1
who are you??? how do you no me?? are we close?? would u kiss me?? fuk me?? go out with me?? do you hate me?? what do you think of me?? am i fit/ugly/hotttt/fuckable/need shootin?? and whats ya good bye message????
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Funny Shit!!!
I jacked this shit from CHAOS!!!! THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS and IF YOU'VE SEEN IT BEFORE I DON'T GIVE A 'FUCK' ITS FUNNY ANYWAY SO LAFF AT IT...LMAO!!! Fuck is such a versatile word... Greetings: How the fuck are you! Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer. Trouble: Well, I guess I'm fucked now. Confusion: What the fuck...? Retaliation: Up your fucking ass! Denial: I didn't fucking do it. Apathy: Who gives a fuck anyway? Suspicion: Who the fuck are you? Directions: Fuck off. Chronology: It's Five-Fucking-Thirty! Business: I hate this fucking job. Oedipal: Motherfucker. The word has been used by some very notable people throughout history: Where the fuck is all that water coming from? -Captain of the Titanic That's not a fucking real gun. -John Lennon Who's going to fucking know? -President Nixon Any fucking idiot could understand that. -Albert Einstein What the fuck was that? -Mayor of Hiroshima It fucking does "so" look like her. -Pi
American Support
Well How can the american people say that they support the troops??? 1st you have to support the commander-in-chief..... no one say's you have to like him. show the troops you support them and support the commander. (thats the president). remember u voted for him and if you did not then shut the fuck up and vote next time. Second you have to support the troops mission.... no matter where it is. hello ppl know what the mission is. we have soldiers serving in harms way all over the fuckin world. soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines die fuckin daily to give you the right of freedom, the freedom of speech, the freedom to party ur ass off on a friday night.. do you know we have troops in Iraq, Afghanistan, Kuwait, Egypt, Bosnia, Kosovo, Korea, the horn of Africa, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Cuba and fuckin places that even i dont even know.. and they cant even tell their families or have not even spoken to them in months....... yes troops die daily, but do u know that an average 1500
Peanutz Revolution
hey what's up, people call me peanut, i don't know the name just stuck. i'm somewhat new to this site, but i guess you can blog on this. For a while i was always the person to back down from competition with women, not like they're supposed to be a competition (i mean so it's not degrading) but i would alwasy give up if i realized i didn't have a shot and i would never make the first move because of rocky relationships in the past and being used or played by a lot of people. But last night i realized to not back down anymore and give it my all. i'm not going to sit back and wait anymore for my opportunity to come to be with a girl, i'm going out there on a sturdy branch and going for it instead of watching as*holes and fatties get the girls by being a d*ck and some still go for that. i've come a long way from being a fatass myself to getting in shape and looking good, and now it's my turn. Nothing worth having ever comes easy, so those of you with relationship problems, look in the mi
Read This
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new m
General Stuff
Saw this in a bulletin and had to blog it. Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to di
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How Can This Be Real??
I cannot believe this SHIT!! (Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart Senate Office Building Phone (202) 224 3254 Washington DC , 20510 Dear Senator Harkin, As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get The process started before everyo
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Wats On My Mind
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Is There Really Freedom Of Religon??
This man was a decorated veteran who gave his life so we could enjoy the basic freedoms most take for granted.You know the simple things, freedom to speak our minds,get the job of our choice, worship in the church and faith of our choice. I am relieved to know that through the persistance of his widow, the Veterans Administration has allowed something as personally precious as the acknowledgement of faith to be honored. I know my brothers in the military understand this. They live in harms way so we don't have to! For that I can't express my gratitude. To my younger brother, Doug, thank you! Thank you for takingthe time to "read my mind". (The original article follows) Still not accepted as equal! At the Veterans Memorial Cemetery in the small town of Fernley, Nev., there is a wall of brass plaques for local heroes. But one space is blank. There is no memorial for Sgt. Patrick D. Stewart. That's because Stewart was a Wiccan, and the U.S. Department of Vete
She was a woman on a mission Here to drown a man for leavin So I set her up again to watch him drown She had just about succeeded When that low down no goodcheater Good for nothing came struttin' through the crown Oh he was layin' it on so thick He never missed a lick Professing his never ending love Oh but I never will forget, when she stood up and said Well I guess you think we're just goinna kiss and makeup don't ya (That's when she said) Why don't you kiss...kiss this And I don't mean on my rosy red lips Me and You, oh we are through And there's only one thing left for you to do You just come on over here one last time Pucker up and close your eyes, and kiss this...good bye Well the next thing I recall She had him back against the wall Chewing him like a bulldog on a bone She was putting him in his place And I mean right up in his face Draggin' him down a list of done me wrongs It was just about now that the crowd gathered round They came to wat
A Lazy Dimond Studded Junkie
ok i just got on this site! an i have been fluttering about trying to check people out an see how things are done on other peoples pages! not trying to duplicate just seeing a guide line! i tend to wander about a bit! an i hve ADD not the good kind but the kind that is almost annoying at times!I wish i had the good kind! ever notice how there are good kinds of everything i mean even the shit no one wants! there are good kinds an there is the kind everyone else gets! i hate that fact that things are broken down into simplistic things but they happen! i was very happy i saw a nun at wally world an i ran up an touched her on her shoulder( i have a slight nun fetish) i said sorry an of course her being a nun she said it was ok! so i kept doin it! she kept forgiving me! it was rather fun! until i realized that might be taken as a slightly creepy an odd! but i cant help it nuns rock! in a very none religious way! i mean take god out of the nun an nuns kick much as! you cant take god out of
The Screams
The screams over power my mind but the touches over power my body, in the eyes is where you'll see the pain but in the heart is where you'll feel the love. To run and hide is what I crave, yet the love in your embrace is what I live for. Your rage makes me cower in fear but the fear draws me closer, when our lips meet for what feels like the first time, the urge that flows through my body. At that moment I am puddy in your grasp as your hand violently grips my ass and your lips graze across my neck sending elaborate chills through-out my body. In the beat of my heart I surrender myself to you as you caress my upper leg with your fingure tips, slowly inching your way up my stomach and gripping by breast forcefully. Your tongue approaches my nipple eager and swifly. Up to my lips afresh, gently massaging my tongue with yours, you pry open my legs and disclose your firm cock and attempt to enter my wet more than ready, anticipated....Was it fear that brought me to this point of euphoric e
Life Has To Better
I'm sorry but I've had enuff. Moved Arkansas a few monthes ago from Georgia. I thought life would be better new start. He's gotten worse. I love my husband but I hate him. I'm not going to explain. I'm just venting. I'm a widow on weekends, he comes home whenever he's done drinking and whoring around. I can't take this anymore. He's making my soul die inside. I have to go back home. Anything is better than this. whew. that felt good. have more to say but not going to at this time. Will post another vent another time. Wow, didn't know just that little bit would help that much.
Mk's Ramblings
Not to be confused with Second Worst Date Ever. So, a few months ago I was talking with this guy online and on the phone. A Methodist Preacher who was taking a break to pursue his PhD in Theology down in Virginia Beach. He was polite, intelligent and funny online and on the phone. And so, after some time chatting I promised this guy a date--but not until after August first. My daughter was here for the summer, and I become a recluse when she is around, but I digress. So after my daughter is safely back with her father I call him up, make plans for him to drive up and I would give him a tour of DC. And so he does. He arrives in town perfectly on time; I am just leaving my shift when he calls. We go back to my place so I can change and freshen up. And then we head over to one of my favorite restaurants for dinner. This Methodist Preacher surprises me by ordering Wild Turkey and Coke (my drink also). And we have dinner (I have chicken and rotini pasta and he has the jambalay
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I am not trying to sound like a bitch but unless we are friends and u comment and rate my shit please remove me from your list! I don't mean to be rude but I have lots of friends on my list and not one of them come to my profile or rates me. Then some of you don't even read my bulletins. Why are u on my list if you don't help me? I help people that help me and most of them are actually my friends. Thanks That's Right She's Back on the air waves live In The Morgue Lounge! Click on one of the images and come on in!
Too Much Fun
Don't tell me the reason that you're calling Is to see if I'm all right since you've been gone 'Cause I know you and I know why we're talking You're wanting me to say I'm barely hanging on Well, maybe that was true for a night or two But now, I got better things to do I could wash my car in the rain Change my new guitar strings Mow the yard just the same as I did yesterday I don't need to waste my time crying over you I got better things to do Maybe when I don't have so much going Or quite so many irons in the fire I'll take the time to miss you like you're hoping But now, I can't put forth the effort it requires Well, I'd love to talk to you, but then, I'd miss Donahue That's right, I got better things to do Check the air in my tires Straighten my stereo wires Count the stars in the sky or just get on with my life I don't need to waste my time crying over you I got better things to do I got better things to do I recently met someone, I'm not sure were i
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Thoughts Of A Madwoman!
His fingers caress the softest part of me, teasing, showing me what is to come. He takes his time to make the moment just right. He's gentle, kind, wants to please me. For everything he does right to my body he will never understand that no matter how he touches me, no matter how sincere he is it will never be whole. He might have his whole mind and soul there, but me I'm absent. It's empty and alone just a carnal moment of pleasure to make time pass by. Too much alcohol has clouded my better judgement and I gave in to temptation. He's there but I can't see him, I can't see anyone. My head is spinning but is it the booze or is it the fact I can't stop thinking of you, wishing it was you that was here with me right at this very moment. To him there are feelings and emotions involved, for me it is an empty cold one night fling that will never be anything more. Selfish, mean, shallow, I might be. I would never do something so rash or careless. I'm the good girl who does not make ripples i
Before You Lie.
In A Field Away From Reality... the other night I was laying in bed and I had a "daydream". I say daydream cause I know that I was not sleeping, and yet it was so vivid that it felt like I was not in bed anymore. I've thought about weather I should make this blog private or not and have decided to make it public because I'm curious to see what people will put for comments and what not. Well, here it is: I was standing in a field that could only be described as something very similar to the great plains......a vast field of rolling hills covered in lush green grass. There was a light, warm breeze blowing, sending ripples across the plain. I stood upon the top of one of the endless hills throughout that field. I looked around to see if there was anything about this place that would clue me in as to where I was at. The more I looked around the more I realized that I was standing in a vast nothingness. But to my surprise, Fear, Doubt, Anxiety nor Trepidation accosted me. While I was looking, I saw what lo
Wolf's Rain
Fire Me Up!!
Midnight shift, the absolute worst one I could work. Why in God's name did that sorry bitch have to call in? Sure she's fine and dandy during the week, but when it comes time for her to do something productive she's fallen ill. Or so she says; I hope they fire her ass. Underneath all that bullshit, is my lover boy in our bed at home. Oh, how i wish I was in his arms right now, as he caresses my body. I lick his nipple, then just lightly nibble, harder and harder till I get a response out of him. Up again to that face and those beautiful blue eyes that look into mine and realize he ain't getting sleep anytime soon tonite... Gently kiss his neck, along his ridgid jaw line, down to his chest, pausing to play with his nipples. Down again grazing kisses, nibbles, and my hands along the length of him, hard and erect from my touch. Mmmm, it doesn't take long for him to realize the sensual warmth enclosing him is tight, wet and hot. I ride him hard only for a few minutes, taking his
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Thank You To All That Helped Me In The Happy Hour Contest
I just wanted to Say Thank you so much for all your help in the Happy Hour Contest hosted by Thomas. I realized after joining that there was no way for me to be able to commit in the time needed to pull off a contest with leveling. So I had asked to be removed and gave up. Even though I gave up some of you didn't. Thank you to all that bombed me. I was in 4 place a few days ago and decided to try to go for 3rd place. So many of you was willing to go and add him as a friend to help me. Thank you for the hours you put in to help me win 3rd place. Congratulations to Lady Di the winner of the contest. To both Lady Di and Hollie I say you both did an outstanding job.Much Love & Respect BooBoo
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In The Bed ....
I’ve been a bad girl, and you have to punish me. I tried saying I am sorry by meeting you at the front door in a sheer, black teddy, garter belt and silk stockings that you like. Remember how excited you get whenever I wear it? But you’re still so disappointed in me. You order me into the bedroom. “Lay down!” you scold. Obediently, I lay across the bed. “Turn over! I want you on your stomach”. I do as I’m told b/c I know how angry you are with me. I try pouting, but it doesn’t work. Where did you get those handcuffs I asked? Without a word, you take each of my wrists and cuff them to the post of the headboard. I don’t like this. I’m powerless and this excites you. Whap! You smack my ass with your open hand. “You’ve been a bad girl. A very bad girl and I have to punish you” You go over to the dresser and pull out 3 black silk scarves. You spread my legs apart and tie by the ankles to the post at the foot of the bed. Then, you use the last scarf to blindfold me. Are you going to hurt me?
Sea World
I woke up at 530 am to the sound of my raider alram clock screaming "Touchdown Raiders" "Touchdown Raiders" I reached over and hit snooze, I swear I heard madden say get up you lazy ass. I bounded out of bed, eyes still swollen shut from the 3 hrs of sleep between now and the REO speedwagon concert, My Raider jammies were bunched up, an my big toe was pertruding thru my left footsie on my jammies, I stumbled into my bathroom, making sure that I stubbed the big toe that was sticking out on the eyes were wide open then. I turned on the shower and hoped in, then i hoped out and took of my jammies, I cleaned all the important parts, some of them twice, it felt good. I grabbed the clothes I had laid out and got dressed, man I was dead sexy.........I went and woke up my kids, it was like waking up 1 week old puppies, all wobely and stubling around with their eyes closed...I even think they had puppie breath........I put all the luggage and coolers outside , As I waited for my sister
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im an Aquarius wich one are yoiu Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label. LEO: The Lion in bed Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at shit. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Loyal.Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Great when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. CAPRICORN The passionate Lover Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Freak in bed, one of a kind. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget.
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My Thoughts Part 5
It is Sunday night and I am laying in bed with my lap top. My knee is in so much pain and I have no idea why? I am not sure how I hurt it? I just got a call from my son in Hawaii. He was at a luau (spelling?) and said he was having a great time. My daughter called me from Huntington Beach earlier and she has been having a good time. Funny how much I can miss them when they are gone. It has been nice having a quiet house but now I miss them. I have gotten a lot of stuff done. Before I know it, school will be starting. It starts August 23 this year. It gets earlier and earlier every year. Hopefully when I wake up in the morning, my knee will not be hurting any more. Ciao! I need some water ;) hee hee
Ok Im not sure if this is NSFW or what sometimes it hard to tell...Anyway so I have been thinking alot about having a Breast Reduction. I have super huge boobs 38 dd and I hate them. Its hard to find cute tops that fit or even a bra that fits right. Plus in all honesty its a bitch carrying these things around. There not all perky and pretty anymore and I know alot of that has to do with having a child. But I just hate them. Im thinking about going this week and seeing the Dr. that did a family members. And hers look super good the scars are barly even there anymore, and it hasnt even been a year. I want this so bad I want to feel better about myself. Im just wounder what diffrent peoples opinions are on this. Cause if all goes as planned I plan on going to have it done in September or October. So tell me what all of ya'll think about this ok and be Nice lol....Misty
Thiingz That Annoy Me!
1.Paris Hilton- Go Away!!!! Noone Cares! 2.RC Cola Machines-..i wanted a Coke.. 3.Bad Tans- NEWS FLASH! U look like a carrot 4.Old men that stare at me- old + wrinkly= no!! 5.When the belt loops from your jeans are visible from your shirt- looks ugly!! I'll continue to write 5 every day!
Blah Blah Blog Blah
Do you ever feel like you are being ignored even though you are standing right in front of the person and they are responding to you??? Even though they are responding to you, it's just natural human nature to respond quick or if you are really paying attention you think about your answer first, right? I don't know and maybe I don't really truly care. This kind of helps out to just write to the whole world just about...
Attention Levelers
I just want to first say thank you .In the last 3 days we have added almost 40 new levelers. We are well over 150 levelers from members and friends that help. We're trying to keep up with everyone that needs leveled. To make this easier on everyone if you are close to leveling please comment on our profile the amount needed.Tommorow there are 3 back to back Happy hours.If you need leveled please ccome tonight or as soon as pissible with the amount you need under 15,000. We will be working through them as soon as we can.So levlers if you are looking to help someone and dont see a bulletin or blog check here to see who needs help. Thanks for a great day of team work. BooBoo
A good relationship consists of two people who always wish to make each other happy, regardless of the day to day grind of the world going by. However, all too often, people in relationships get to thinking they can not or will never be replaced. They become overconfident and in the process forget to continue making their partner happy. It is better to have no relationship at all, than to be in one with someone who acts as if they are .........irreplaceable.
And Still More Poetry
I offered to move mountains I gave you my world I told you you were worth more than all the stars in the sky I wanted to share my Universe with you I just want to know When was Love just not enough for you   I used protection A Trojan horse Faithful and strong But was it enough for me This was planned A whole week in advance Just you and me And a deserted part of the road No one would know No one would care Not a soul in the world But you and I Was it the first week Or was it the third Was this well planned Or did we forget something Now I have nine months To be tired and waiting
Women Are The Weaker Sex?
Why Women are Crabby We start to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find anything that comes in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurts so bad it brings us to tears. Enter the almighty, uncomfortable training bra contraption the boys in school will snap until we have calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we now bloat, we cramp, we get the hormone crankies, have to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) is having sex for the first time which is about as much fun as having a ramrod push in your uterus through your nostrils leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it's off to Motherhood where we learn to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we don't spend the entire day leaning over Brother John. Of course, amazing creatures
Just Thinking
My Designs
I have placed some of my custom stone jewelry designs on my page to see if anyone likes the current designs that I have made.. feedback is all ways good. I hope to start my own custom stone jewelry business and you guys get to see the first designs. I hope you like what has up til now just been a hobby. I will keep everyone that is interested updated as I go... A friend of mine wrote this and I thought I would share it with all of you.. Hope you enjoy it.. Boy and Mistress by Mrs.~~~Tainted Love~~~ Normally, I didn't check my personal email at work. My boss said he didn't monitor communications, but I didn't trust him. It was a Friday night, my girlfriend was out of town, and I didn't have anything to do. I was feeling a little lonely and was hoping my girlfriend sent a message saying she missed me. I scrolled down the inbox looking for her email address. Something else caught my eye. It was my mistress's email address. My lungs moved to my stomach and my stomach moved to m
well. he fucked me over hardcore. im alone with my kid, the most help i get is from my girlfriend, and she is always at work... im fucked.
Final Blog Repeated
Free Level 20 profile give away contest starts now until the 18 Best reason, offer, or any other thing you wanna bribe me for to get this profile, wins!!!! Email me a private message or whatever with your offer and the best one by aug 18th 2007 gets this profile when vic ends... If not i am just gonna delete it!!!! You can find me at this profile (The one you can win) *R.I.P. MYSTIC ANGEL*@ fubar
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High On Life
So I'm sitting in my hotel room right now because I'm on vacation. It's 11:26 PM and I've been talking to my best friend, my ex-fiance who I've haven't spoken to in a couple of weeks, and a really good friend of mine that well..I like alot and the feeling is mutual on the other end. But as I'm sitting/laying here multitasking between the three, I'm smiling the biggest grin. And I don't know why. I think I'm getting a high from life because nothing is wrong with me. My life is perfect right now. There's nothing for me to complain about. I have the best of friends. They care about me greatly. I care about them the same if not more. My family is insane yes but they're mine. Work is, I think, the best it could possibly get right now. I mean..maybe it's because I'm a happy go lucky person...but I feel nothing but love for the world right now. Peace G's. Much love to you all. ♥ :-D
I`m Home
well from a hard nite of being drunk and stupid i`m home. how the hell is every one tonite? mike
10 Things To Do If.....
How to Be Sure You'll Always Have a Job 10. Hide a "baby monitor." Makes those closed door meetings easier to hear. 9. Leave a pregnancy test kit with a positive result and an unsigned note saying, "I told you that damn condom ripped." 8. Play a game of "pocket pool" if you know what I mean! 7. First, simply hide pot seeds and watch as your clueless boss waters and nutures the plants daily. Second, watch as boss is escorted out of the building three months later by security. 6. Decorate using a thong and lace bra the morning after the company Christmas party. 5. When the boss asks "What have you accomplished this quarter?", respond with "Well, this chart shows that I have come to work completely baked only 25 times which is a decrease of 10% over last quarter. That combined with less sick days due to being too drunk to get out of bed has resulted in a 2% increase in productivity. I think that's pretty fucking good don't you?" 4. Tell your supervisor
About Cerebral Palsy, Since It's Soon To Be Cerebral Palsy Awareness Week
Sexy Panther
come on guys help these girls out they deserve to win this contest , come on by and give em a hand ... any help will be appericated please pray for my family my hubsband had a heart attack and needs more surgeries im so very sad the holidays are comming but not for hubsband had a heart attack and now we just dont know what to do.have 5 grand babies living with us we cant get any thing for or pay the sorry every one i know this isent for your to all be worring about for give me but im scared and so very worried please pray for my family
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore-- While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping--rapping at my chamber door. "'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door-- Only this and nothing more." Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December, And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor Eagerly I wished the morrow;--vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow--sorrow for the lost Lenore-- For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore-- Nameless here for evermore. And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me--filled me with fantastic terrows never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating "'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door-- Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;-- Th
3187 To Level
3187 to level Lori (Fubar and Real Wife of ScOoTeR)@ fubar
Little Boys And Their Lizards
Reasons Why I'm better than you: I don't care if you hate me, in fact im amused you devote that much time to someone you disdain I have self-esteem, plenty, because - - Whatever my fault, I'm a self-aware, ever changing person. - I'm honest about my faults, good luck trying to catch me out, I hold very few secrets that actually matter - If my physical appearance sucks, at very least I'm standard-looking. (And in the words of a close friend of mine.. no matter how revolting you are, somebody will have the appropriate fetish..) I wear my flaws like a badge of honour, I believe my physical appearance is a perfect reflection of the internal me. I'll walk a mile in your shoes before I attack you. And when I do, I'll know exactly how to. I won't hate you for attacking me. I very rarely provoke it - - If I have provoked it I'll apologise and be aware of that fault in the future - If I haven't then I'll just make you feel bad in any way I can (usually without re
I crave to drift from earth. In connection with the spirits, both above and beneath, To retreat from the land of the living dead. Not a trace shall remain, Nowhere can human eyes contact me. I transcend from the dense population To my own solace in isolation. Only the air, water, fire and earth shall accompany me. The breath of the various gods comfort me, not to disturb or poison me with rhetoric, lies, and aspirations. I am content, yet distraught. I commence to live dreams none have realized. I can scream aloud, and still have peace. I will no longer shed tears, I shall no longer feel pain, I can no longer harbor suffering. I can no longer feel. I am free, hovering above earth, Yet lie cold, beneath the earth. Paradise. Or is it?
Soul Of A Woman.
This is dedicated to all the men out there who ever loved a woman. Weather it was your mother, lover,or your daughter. In every woman lies the secrets of a woman. You don't do right by her. But, the way back to her heart lives in that soul the warmth and passion every man needs. You will find she was everything that your heart desired. But,nevertheless she cries. Yet you never cherished her and you took her love for granted. You sigh, remembering the times she made you smile, knowing that down inside, She was the only one who'd love you forever more. In her soul you'll find the way to bring here back to your world. All though she is a precious lil girl, In her soul you'll find the things that made your life seem so worthwhile. The way She'll sacrifice only for you.To have the best in life. You need to let her know you wanna make it right. You gotta touch her soul. You can't buy her love. Cause money just won't fill the void. You want to have her love. You have to earn her love. For
I finally figured out why women have a problem filling out forms on the internet! They have a problem clicking the SUBMIT button! Love, Amedeo
Why Are People So Mean
why do people have to be so mean when they write you a comment or something some people are new to all this and dont understand it all yet

My Little World
I tell you later, I begin new, I am very tiried.
Why Are People Mean
Quote "freedom to differ is not limited to things that do not matter much. That would be a mere shadow of freedom. The test of its substance is the right to differ as to things that touch the heart of the existing order."
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member of the bigsexy bombers/////come to my lounge called " THE NAKED BEDROOM MUST BE OVER@ fubar
Forget Him
FORGET HIM Forget his name Forget his face, Forget his kiss, His warm embrace. Forget the love that you once knew, Remember he has someone new. Forget him when they played your song, Remember when you cried all night long. Forget how close you once were, Remember that he has chosen her. forget how you memorized his walk, forget the way he use to talk. Forget the things he use to say, Remember he has gone away. Forget his laugh forget his grin, Forget the dimples on his chin. Forget the way he held you tight, Remember he's with her tonight. Forget the time that went so fast, Forget the love that moved its past. Forget he said he'd leave you never, Remember he's gone forever.
Lust ,love , Passion
Lust, love, passion fills my mind.. As I yearn for you to be with me tonight. To savor each sensual kiss that will bonds us tonight for the first time. My body aches for your tender touch I have to be honest, you're the only man I've ever wanted. Feeling your warm soft breath on my neck, as you whisper sweet words I've been longing to hear you say. Words that prove the love you possess for me. As our love flowing through us is not mere fantasy Your lips brush my eyes, my lips, my ear I feel your heart beat next to mine Right now, the line between right and wrong is so fine You kiss my chest, my stomach, my legs "I want all of you," my body begs You kiss me hard and so passionately As you finally take me I can feel you....I can feel all of you My body begs for more As my thighs grow sore I scream out in ecstasy Feeling the tightness grow inside of me I feel the tightness burst And it quenches my sexual thirst As our bodies unwind I feel your lips on mine Moving
God Bless America
For Our Brothers (And Sisters)In the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines and Coast Guard.....GOD BLESS YOU AND KEEP YOU OUR GUARDIAN ANGELS. SLEEP LAST NIGHT?... ↓ ↓ ↓ bed a little lumpy?... ↓ ↓ ↓ Toss and turn any?... ↓ ↓ ↓ Wish the heat was higher?... ↓ ↓ ↓ Maybe the a/c wasn't on?... ↓ ↓ ↓ Had to go to the john?... ↓ ↓ ↓ Need a drink of water?... ? ? ? Yes.. It is like that! Count your blessings, pray for them, and the next time w
Let me feel you taste me With the tip of your tongue As you creep up my thighs While the night is still young Let me feel you dip in my juice While caressing my clit Let me feel you as you lap my sweet walls As you plunge in a bit Let me feel you turn up the heat And arouse my desire As you soak in my hole Of hot liquid fire Let me feel you butter my lips As I quiver and sigh From my sexual high Let me feel you climb up on me As you thrust yourself all in me Let me feel all of you and All the desires that run thru you Lady by day Sultry seductress by night Spank me Tie me please me thru the night Can I start with my thoughts On how I want to tease an please this night Straddling your thighs A lap dance given Stiff member between us Aching for attention Needing my touch As I want to please you so much Kiss me Suck me I am on my knees Fill my mouth Make me cry Pull my hair Commence to fly Soar in ecstasy Hinged by thought Take me…use me Hold
Quote Of The Day
"The key to immortality is first liveing a Life worth Remembering"
This Is A Kick Ass Joke For Rea
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in high temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to diseases. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You work in short spurts and then fall asleep after each brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. 5. You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
How I Feel
well, here we are again. i'm finally posting another blog, not like any of you really care. this blog is basically what i feel like lately. i feel like i'm missing something in my life. it seems like life and everything else is passing me by. it's not beeen the best year for me by any means. honestly i think my life sucks. my so called friends don't seem to actually BE friends. i've tried for years to be a friend to a few people but it feels like the feelings are far from mutual. i have major trust issues with people. a few people think they know me, but they have no idea who i am. i've been trying to change who i am lately but nobody seems to believe who i'm wanting to become. i know everyone thinks i'm just a big, dorky perv but they couldn't be further from the truth. i've only acted that way for so long because everyone expected it from me. it's time to change that. way passed time for this. i think only one or two people have even given me a chance to show them i'm trying to cha
A Soldiers Prayer
A Soldier's Prayer Almighty Father, Whose Command is over all and Whose Love never faileth, let me be aware of Thy presence and obedient to Thy will. Keep me true to my best self, guarding me against dishonesty in purpose and in deed, and helping me so to soldier and to live so as to stand unashamed and unafraid before my fellow soldiers, my loved ones, and Thee. Protect those in whose love I live. Give me the will to do the work of a man and to accept my share of responsibilities with a strong heart and a cheerful mind. Make me considerate of those entrusted to my leadership and faithful to the duties my country has entrusted to me. Let my uniform remind me daily of the traditions of the Service of which I am a part. If I am inclined to doubt, steady my faith; if I am tempted, make me strong to resist; if I should miss the mark, bestow upon me courage to try again. Guide me with the light of Thy truth ~ and keep be
Do You Agree..don't Be Shy..
Talk about a rush! Kissing releases the same neurotransmitters in our brains as parachuting, bungee jumping, and running. So tell me do you feel about the subject??
I Gotta
Because the Night - Bruce Springsteen Comment on this video! More videos at myYearbook
The Bitches Thoughts
I'm Moving
New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes, graduations and getting out of rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people's version of looting. New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water. New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.
11,000 To Level
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Love That Two Hearts Share
Ignorance & Racism!!!
Okay now I am HOT and PISSED! This ignorant fukka is rating my stashes and comes to a pic of Gwen Stefani and leaves a comment saying..."too bad she forgot she's white" so i send him a shout as shown below, well dayummm, yep everyone is entitled to their opinion, but Don't bring that bunch of shit to my page unless I ASK for it....I don't believe the MO FO even knows that my Fiance/Master/Love of my life is B L A C K and I am COLOR BLIND!!! Man, if any of you others feel the way the azz below has demonstrated, for real, keep it away from me or get off my friends list COMPLETELY because I will NOT TOLERATE IT! UNDERSTAND?? Thanks!!!!!!! ~~~~~Convo between dumb fukk and i...needless to say, i blocked his sorry WHITE LIL PENIS AZZ!!~~~~ ->Mentally I...: well u shouldn't have just dropped a comment like that because it's an ignorant /racist comment.....keep it off my page, in case u didn't fiance is Black, and I am color blind and i do / will not tolerate i
Being Spied On....
So last night I was walking to the pool. I got a text saying "im watching you" I ignored it and went on. About a minute later I got another text saying the same thing, I replied haha very funny. Then I got another text saying I was being watched walking from my apartment to the pool. So I texted back and told Justin to stop fucking around (cuz I thought it was Justin) I got another text saying this isnt Justin. I looked around and wrote back "whatever" Got another text saying "Dont fuck with me bitch" Yeah I was a little scared but still went on to the pool. I was sitting in the pool when I heard a loud bag right behind me. I got my stuff and ran back to the apartment. Came inside and was about to change when the door slammed open. I grabbed a knife and went running to see what it was. Someone had slammed the door open and tripped over chairs while getting away. Someone was actually in my apartment spying on me!! Now I have to sleep with a knife and bat by my bed. This really freaked m
She Said Yes!!!
Last night(Aug 4th) I proposed to my long time gf, Katie. We are now engaged. The wedding date has yet to be set. I am hoping it will be after we get into a house and that should be March or April of next year. Well I just thought I should inform all of your online buddies of mine. Hope to talk to you all soon. C-ya Mike
Pix Comments-so Very Important To Our Well-being
Shout Box Humor
this chick really doesnt have a clue Brazy031: ALWAYS! ->Lexi&heart...: ok well do wat ya wanna do do, I personally DGAF, good luck, use protection Brazy031: u think? i prolly i aint gonna do nuttin wit him jus want my ex to think that ->Lexi&heart...: nah, his brother just wants to fuck ya hun Brazy031: oh well fuck it IDC anymore I been wit that dumb ass since I was 16 an i kno his brother cares about me so fuck it ->Lexi&heart...: well I hope not, thats a lil trashy Brazy031: I aint fucmin him.....yet ->Lexi&heart...: LMAO!! Brazy031: word up yo...he been outta my house since sunday an his brother done moved in ->Lexi&heart...: yeah, ok Brazy031: trust me no it aint I only did dat mumm to prove to his dumb ass I have already got rid of him ->Lexi&heart...: well its true Brazy031: fuck yo comment fetishfrea...: I have a foot fetish and I was wondering if I may buy a pair of ur socks and a pair of ur sneakers/gym shoes pls?I will pay up to 150 som
okiedokie lovely friends of mine i have several new pics that need rated and commented
3400 To Level
Any levelers under 10,000 leave a comment on page..I have a small level up im going to finish and then ill be on this her some love *Sexy Wyldthang*2nd Alarm Hottie Member@ fubar
Freinds In Contests
Poem 1
As a child you learn of a soul mate…a person made perfectly for you, your two souls become connected as one and are destined to be together until the end of time. Through adolescence you grasp on to this idea of a soul mate, believing you will someday find the one. But after much heartache and many rivers of tears, this notion you've held onto for years begins to fade. As time goes by, day by day, year after year, you move forward, accepting of your failures and proud of your successes…until that day. This is a day like any other, it begins no differently than yesterday and the days before, but it is a day that will change you forever, a day that the magic and fantasy of a soul mate becomes real. For each of us it happens differently…the holding of eye contact, an introduction, a smile. Regardless of how it began, the moment is unforgettable. It was a magical moment, frozen in time, the surroundings, the smells, the feeling you felt. The rush of warmth through
Help Please
There's a big fucking world out there. It's messy, and it's chaotic, and it's never, it's never the thing you'd expect. It's okay to be scared, but you cannot allow your fears to turn you into an asshole, not when it comes to the people that really love you, the people that need you. I just keep telling myself that there will be a significant moment when I will finally know what to do.
My Sucky World
Okay so my stupid baby daddy is still trytin to keep me all to himself. This is unbelievable. This man has another girl like 22 weeks prego and our son is only 18 weeks old. We broke up less than a week before I had our son. We lived together till the day i had Alex. What's up with that? He wants to know where I am and what I'm doing all the time! How is this any of his buisness? I don't askl him where he is or what he's doing cause were not together! Do guys not get that if were not together then you don't get to know this shit!!! Okay so my boss at work has a thing against young single moms. There are three of us at work that are sungle moms with pretty young kids and our boss is constantly on our ass. Whats up with that? We are all three constantly getting pulled into the conference room and getting bitched at. Today the other two girls were both off 1 called in and the other was off. So I guess that meant it was my day to get yelled at. The messed up thing is that she pulls you in
What's Your Favorite Pizza/feel Free 2 Comment It
what's your favorite pizza crust and topping and what you kind of drink you like with the pizza feel free 2 comment as much as you want (:
Quiet1 Love Her Up Please
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Oh So New To This Blog Thing
Single parents when does the pain stop? I only say this as I just dropped my Daughter off at her Mum's house after spending the week together and now I miss her so bad, happens every time I see her, if your curious me and my ex have been apart now for 7 years my lovely little girl is 11! It's very painful and al ot harder than i could ever imagine! So any suggestions, Please be sensible and not silly this is no joke Thanks
Hello everyone! :D I will be opening up a website this month for people that are into the 40's, 50's, genre type of era. It will be a place for people that are into Rockabilly, Psychobilly, surf, punk, and so on.... I will probably have it up this month but not all the features will be up and working and I will be working on it and add stuff to it as time goes by. Till then it will be a place for people with the same styles and tastes to hang out and meet one another. since most people are so use to myspace it will have a myspace look to it and you will be able to import your myspace layouts to it. Here is where you come in: I will need people to test the site out and tell me what you think I should add to it to make it different. I will need people to tell me what works for them on there and what does not. any bugs,? then let me know and I will try to have them fixed when I get a programmer. I want to make the site as user friendly as I could. together we
like angel you do such caring an special things I wish I could give you your very own angel wings! you bring such happiness an joy to my life I wish there was someway I could make you mine...... you brought my tears to an end to bad even though you and I are only friends one day I hope you can see how happy you make me .... i love to feel your feel your touch if only you knew how I love you so much ... lets not bring the sadness in the end but I am deeply honored to call you my friend .... like angel you do such caring an special things I wish I could give you your very own angel wings!!!!!!
How Pure Are You
You Are 41% Pure You're not so innocent... in fact, you're quite unpure. You have seen and experienced a lot. And you're no worse for the wear!The 100 Question Purity Test
Things He Said
He won her over an she let him in. He made her promises an keep them in the end He asked for her hand an she said yes forever an a day he always said Now this is where the story comes all to true He tells her he loves her yet he has to go He tells her he loves her but doesn’t know when he is coming home She feels all alone an does not know what to say He told her he loves her but why if he loves her why did he have to go away She cries every night an no one is there to hold her tight How can you say you love her if your not there to hold her when she falls How can you say you love her when you don’t answer her calls How can you say you love her when she feels all alone How can you say you love her when she needs to hold you tight you are no where insight Now she sits an waits in a house that is not a home sits an waits for you to come home How can you say you love someone when they need you the most they always fine themselves alone
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My World
this isnt a hook up or anything or asking for anything this is just me being me so here it goes...i got this heart of mine i want to show ..i would like to have someone i can hang with chill with and just be myself with .. not worring about if they are gonna use me telling me things i want to hear someone that is true someone that holds you close just because they missed ya soo much.. someone to give you such a meaningful kiss to where you feel it alll over and even when they leave they are the only person your thinking about from day in and day out does such a person exsist who knows all you can do is go on with what you have your heart and all the pieaces left behind and hope one day it will happen omg this weekend was something .. i went out to karoke got a guys phone number then all weekend i had things thrown my way like a taken man hitting on me when his lady wasnt around not to mention pregant woman .. wanted a pieace of ass which he didnt get cau
Desires In Darkness
In the darkness with u by my side undressed and scared shaking from nerves of excited from anticipation as I start feeling u grow stronger an stronger the urges over coming my body like molten hot sensations over my entire body as you enter my world slipping and sliding working your way in as I start grinding and moaning you feel my body quiver as you start plunging deeper into the depths of my nature equipped and ready taking me to new heights groaning and panting moaning and screaming as climax approaches our universes collide as i scream out your name souls begin to inter-twine at this moment in time connection of two beings meetings at a elevated level between lust and love just me and you alone in the darkness as our love is set free.......
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