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Birthday Meaning
Your Birthdate: December 13 You don't love lightly. For you, love is always a serious undertaking. However, you are able to love many types of people. You can bring out the best in almost anyone. Love surprises you often. You never know when or where you'll find it next. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 1 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 5 You are most compatible with people born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, and 31st of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?
My Friend Needs Help It Is His Last Contest Lests Make It A Good One.
if you help him i will rate your pics and stash. Sorry to all my friends I know that I havent been here much but i lost my connection at home, and i cant be on the web much at work so I hope you are all fine and I hope to be back soon. So party on for me and be safe have fun :) I misse you all xoxoxoxoxxo I just whanted to say sorry to all my friends here becuse i am not realle present at all but i lost my inernet conection and i dont have acsess to a computer much so hope you are all well and having fun. love you all and see ya when i get back kisses to all xoxoxox
If Your Bored!
COME RATE N BOMB A BRATT! COPY LINK IN UR BROWSER LOTS OF LOVE. http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=598190&albumid=1175538&i=2663797775 http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=204335&i=4100854374 copy n paste link in ur browser to go to her pic rate and comment her as much as possible thanx! BeeBs
Aidan's Birthday
Well, i wasnt planning on keeping this profile, but ive decided that i will. I wont be on everyday or even every few days. I'm only here to keep in touch w/ a few ppl I met through my first profile. That doesnt mean im not open to the possibility of new friends though. Anyway, monday is aidan's first birthday and tj is on vacation for the whole week. I wont be online until the 13th... Hope everyone has a good weekend!
7500 To Level
The last big one for the night...Its been a wild day on Fubar for us. I need to calm down..lol What a rush show him some love...This one is for Riot Girl GIß THE SAMUßAI™@ fubar
I Got
how ever hasnt heard u guys remeber that mumm i posted about the interview i had i got the job i start monday morning im just letting u all know
For My Angelleigh
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My Blogs
Wishful Thinking? 80% of Americams say they belive in miracles. A handful of countries have been kicked oof he U.N., but only Switzerland refuses to join. St. Paul in Alberta Canada is home of the world's only (known) flying saucer launch pad. According to one expert, the less you blink the happier you are. What's so special about Elvis's 1957 film Loving You? Both his parents were extras in it. Only person in history to appear on tv Guide's cover 3 weeks in a row: Michael Landon. Vincent Van Gogh was nly able to sell one painting (The Red Vineyard) during his lifetime. Michelangelo drew his illiterate cook a shopping list. Today it's a priceless work of art. The average U.S. family spends $3,900 a year on travel. Famous but forgotten superstition: People with dimpled chins never commit murder. Birds do fly south for the winter, but not to get warm. They do it for food. At one point, 74% of pepsi drinkers said they'd switch to Coke "if it contained oat
Well Lets See....
I can no longer say nobody reads my blogs... So first off .... A little love 2 my hometown, Port Angeles! Thank you! You know who u r. So my next questions 4 u all. Whats the deal on blasts, sponsors n promoters?? Is there a leval that u eventually max out n have 2 start over? How dose one become a Dj in a lounge here?? Just cuz I have no clue, n like 2 make sence of this place. Thanks 2 all who read. When I say I'm stoned. I am speaking of my computer. If you have high speed, you might have a different opinion. But on Dial up, it feels like my computer is a little sloooow.Almost like it's stoned. Or A little ( hic) buzzed. But on the upside, Its a nice paper weight. N stores a lot of pic's, music, files n games. If you found your self in a elevator... A couple enters making out. They start 2 go all the way. What would you do??? A) Leave on the next floor. B) Ask 2 join in? C Just ignore them till your original destination? D) Other....
Times Changing
Times changing, People rearranging, love sharring, and hearts tearing, people fearing, what the next day will bring, people having flings, romantic things, all the birds sing, someone getting the ring, a bride and groom in a room, night fall comes and goes, friends lost and found, husbands and wives cheating, singles meeting, troops dieing, government lieing, children crying, this is life, the way we strive, to be free, is the way we see, to all the fallen heros, we will miss you all greatly, memories will fade, time will bend, but we will be with all our troops to the end....
Friends
Old Rooster
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old timer, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these hens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed up and I am taking over.." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start." The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanw
Congratulations Godfathers
Congradulations to todays 3 GodFathers.Stop by and congratulate them..Special thanks to everyoneone that made it possible to God Father these 3 Fubar's.Just these 3 Fubar's had over 360,000 in points needed...Much respect to you all for showing them love. Luscious♥Mami - (Fan/Rate me then add, plz)@ fubar £ô©o™- Ťĥē Mòŕpĥ MÄŝŤêŕ@ fubar Mя. Đ Pєяĸy's Huѕband Co-Owner of The O.C.L@ fubar
My Weekend
I'm just a regular joe with a regular job, Im your average suburbinite slob, I like foot ball and pornos and books about war, I've got an average house with nice hard wood floors, A moment of dennis leary, to illustrate a point I am man hear me belch. I am not the super sensitive cassanova nor am I don juan, but I think the ammount I bring to the table is adaquate. Why oh why must you rant on so do you ask... I grow weary of the constant "boys v. girls" on blogs and smug flashes of what used to be insite about 40 years ago. Damn it I wanna see tits and ass in quantities, women I dont know what they want to see but maybe they can drop a line so I know the score. Yo Soy El Hombre Con El Plan Meistro y el plan es... if you acctually are screing you dont always talk about it, or transversly complain about hearing abou it. So everyone just get some or lots in twos or threes and lets all just enjoy our Fu-ness. Thats just my opinion... I could be wrong. Chris So here I sit
Love
I know now why Shakespeare could not compare his love to a summer's day. It would be a crime to denounce the beauty of such a creature as you, to simply cast away the precision God had placed in forging you. the mold was truely broken the day you were made and i am glad i found you. love helps us but our hearts get us there if you love someone, let your heart not you dreams be the one to guide you to your goals your heart always knows the real truth even if it feels wrong to you love finds a way to show us the past, but life gives you the chance to decide if it lasts. you tell all your fears to people you love, and know they cant tell that inside you the pain continues to shove i may often sit and compare love the the beauty of a rose, but to me the rose is like love delicate precious and always needs your love before it can fully grow. you stay up late and allyou do is cry, then lay awake wondering Why you hope that in the end, y
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Too Funny
After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's r
Leaving......finally
I WILL BE DELETETING THIS PROFILE AND JOINING MY BABY UNDER A NEW ID... cancpl4female. WE ARE LOOKING TO MEET SINGLE BI WOMEN TO PLAY AND HAVE FUN WITH...AND EXPLORE NEW THINGS... WAS NICE TO HAVE MET SOME PPL ON HERE AND HAD A FEW THAT ACTUALLY SAID HEY ONCE IN A WHILE...HAVENT BEEN ON HERE IN A LONG TIME AND I CAN SEE I WASNT MISSED... HAVE FUN AND TAKE CARE.. MIGHT SEE SOME OF YOU SOMETIME...
Caffiened Up And Stuck Here
I have found the most boring place on earth... Junction City, Kansas. Is there life after death? There's not even life during life in this town.
Why
I look at you and wonder and ask myself why you must suffer. Your body so lifeless, your skin so cold, your eyes showing nothing, your soul about to go. I ask why to God, why must it be this way, why can't you take her quick, why can't you stop her from being sick. I know God is busy and can't answer everything, I just wish God would tell me why, Why this is how it is.
5000 To Godfather
WOOT WOOT # 3 GODFATHER TODAY Mя. Đ Pєяĸy's Huѕband Co-Owner of The O.C.L@ fubar
Our Undying Search
well me and missie are still hunting for the bi lady to be apart of our lifes we want to share our selfs in and out of the bed room i am just writing to say i hope allmy friends will writend let me know how they are i love talking to you all
Adventure...... Or .....adventurous
I think I stopped breating once, watching this one. Now this, is adventure........or crazy!
Contest
HEY PEOPLE WE HAVE A GIVE AWAY TO BE BOMBING ON HERES THE LINK Hey all, We need as much help as we can get here.
Ty Too My Friends And Family
this person is a dear friend of mine show her some love lets help her level up ty come on yall she almost there you can do it i know you can love&respect http://www.fubar.com/user/1016628 just too let yall know i will be offline starting monday for a few days i am having surgery done so depends on how well that goes well determine how long iam off here maybe be on monday who know show me some love love& respect david i would like too thank everyone who helped me today it means a lot too me that i asked for help and got it may take me a day are so but i will return all the love that was shown too me once again too my fubar family ty david
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Math
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 1 8 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W -O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T -T-I -T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Att
If Only
If only you knew... If only you cared... If only you listened... If only you thought... If only you loved... If only you remembered... If only you felt... If only you knew what those things you put me through made of me maybe then your cruel heart would never have put me there... What is done is impossible to undo. Fortunate for me, but not for you. The times i believed to be clear and pure, Were nothing but acts you chose to endure. Planning the pain you would unleash upon me Waiting to maximize destruction, perhaps try and play with my destiny. My heart lay broken bashed upon the floor, Flooded with tears of love, memories, the opening of a brand new door. Graduation week was chosen, You unleashed your wraith and rage i was left broken. How could you let a man like him, He who twisted tangled and turned you on a whim. To accuse me of using you To threaten me if i dare talk to you If ever i wronged you it must have been telling you my love, For you nev
Trailer Party
i`ll be away saturday and sunday got invited to my friends trailer park in wasaga beach. you all take care and have a great weekend mike
Life At My House
Well today was going just fine up until about 9pm. Then my dog got loose. I took the car to find her and my boyfriend was walking the alley with the puppy. I finally found and needless to say, I saw the skunk before I saw her. She jumps right across my lap and gets in the passenger seat of my car. I was thinking that she could have been sprayed by that damn skunk but she was. She smelled like skunk, I smelled like skunk, my car, my house...everything. I tried the whole tomatoe juice thing, took her down to pet wash and wouldnt ya know it...they were out of the de-skunker stuff. Just my luck. So today, well tonight, pretty much sucked. I got a recipe that is supposed to work on dogs to get rid of the smell of skunk but he says to make sure you dont get it in their eyes....well, she was sprayed in the face, so how can make sure not to get it in her eyes....so now i dont know what to do. If anybody out there has any idea what else i can do to get it off of her, and get the smell outta my
Sportscardstars.info
I Own and Operate a Sports/SportsCard Site, So If You Like Sports or Sports Cards as a Hobby Please Join i Would Love to Have all the New Members i can Get We have only Been Open 3 Months, we Have 209 Members and Over 5,000 Posts, We Look Forward to More Good People! Thanks http://sportscardstars.info
60,000 To Godfather #3
WE HAVE ANOTHER HAPPY HOUR LEFT...RATE OR THERE IS A GIVAWAY GOING ON IF WE HAVE COMMENT BOMBERS...THERE IS ALOT OF HELP AND NUMBERS ARE GOING DOWN COME SHOW SOME LOVE..JUST REMEBER YOUR DAY TO GOD FATHER IS COMING AND YOU WANNA GET IT OVER WITH THE LAST 100,000 KILLS YOU IT JUST SEEMS LIKE IT WILL NEEVER GET HERE..SHOW SOME LOVE..AWESOME JOB TODAY EVERYONE....IM NOT EXACTLY SURE ON THE NUMBER OF LEVEL UPSS IT WAS AT LEAST 10 AND THE TOTALS ...WELLL OVER 300,000 TEAM WORKS HELPS...THE OCL AND ALOT OF OTHER FAMILY AND FRRIENDS OF EACH MADE IT ALL HAPPEN...THANKS AGAIN FOR SHOWING YOUR LOVE AND SUPPORT TO THESE 3 FUBAR GODFATHERS... Mя. Đ Pєяĸy's Huѕband Co-Owner of The O.C.L@ fubar
Poems.....
Why has no one ever loved me?? Am I nothing?? I can't be everything you want I can't be everuthing you need Heartbroken and bleeding I cry for you Longing for your soft gentle touch The way you would touch my cheek Brush my hair out of my eyes Now looking at you those eyes full of lies The way they use to sparkle The way they use to look at me Now they look through me Seeing past everything I use to be I'm tossed away Thrown aside Waiting for the next turn in my life Waiting for someone to prove to me Not everyone is the same To prove to me you were the one that was wrong To show me I'm not crazy Prove to me that I can be loved Someone show me that I too can have someone stand beside me Hoping for the right thing to happen Always waiting for that light to shine into my life Hiding away from all the wrong But somehow that is the only thing that breaks through Crying out for someone to see me My insides instead of my outter being Shying away from feeling Pr
Let's Dance
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Wtf
Ok so this mum thing was suppose to be just a little whatever but it turned into a complete bash session on me! I mean your words are sure as hell not going to hurt me. I was just asking for a yes or no answer. not your thoughts on what kind of person i am or kev for that matter for being in the situation. So you can talk all your shit about us but until you know the whole story behind me and kevin stfu! But then again I will not lose any sleep for any of your dumb comments. And hey if it makes you feel better about yourself then hey Im glad i could help. Have a nice fucking day...i know i will! Was just thinking about these mumm things and ya know, when people comment on the mumms you leave, they take most of it like your serious about a lot of the stuff. Do people not realize that most people make shit up to get points. Ill tell ya, people take this computer shit way to seriously. Yea well to each their own. Have a good day! Ok its been like 2 days and I still can't create a mumm. I
To Peace
Tiger
hey girls how many of u shop on e-bay? help 1 of my friends if u would be so kind. here is the name earringartistry boutiques. so we will see who my friends are and who is not wont we?
What Ever
summer is at an end school starts up in two weeks, i get my texts book in one. and thanks to my brother i remember that my birthday is in one week as while. LOL i didn't forget i just did realize that the time is going by fast. while since i working to jobs and one of them is for calling center i kind of have not been paying attention to the time. I'm looking forward to school i'm taking 6 classes that equals 18 credits its going to be struggle but I'll get threw it. my only regret about summer being over is that i haven't gone camping or done a road trip. Its soon going to be nothing but school and work and a little bit of free time. Summer break is a most over i have 3 weeks left before school starts and 2 weeks before my 20th birthday. i start a new job at a calling center this coming week so I'll no longer be working at 2 motel jobs, yes!
Messages
I hate not knowing where you are some nights I hate not getting to talk with you every night I hate only having 10minute conversations with you I hate that we don't get to be together I hate that while you're having fun, I'm sitting here worrying I hate that I feel guilty when we don't get to talk I hate that you tell me you're going to call or text me, but don't I seriously love you so much it hurts. It hurts because I don't want to ruin it and lose something I've honestly never had before! I'm willing to work with you through this rough time just so we can be together. I honestly just want you to see how much I love n care about you! I am in LOVE with the most perfect man ever. He is absolutly amazing. No matter what happens with our relationship I will always love him. I honestly have never felt this way for anyone. When we argue/fight, we can never stay mad at each other. He also tries his hardest NOT to yell at me, but has a couple of times. I will admit I deserved it.
Painted Beer Box
a friend asked me to paint an old wooden JAX beer box, so i painted a desert scene on one side & an Indian woman making a magical pottery bowl, in beautiful bright colors, it was a sucess! i enjoy painting rocks, cloths & any many objects, like sckulls & bones & rocks, wood, etc..now how can i add the pic? i painted several cow sckulls that is my favorite. these items are hard to find, even in texas. im always on the lookout for items to paint, like furniture & murals. if you look on my website www.artistjeannes.com you can see some samples. thanks this is my first blog here, i have one on yahoo 360 if your interested here is a link with a pic :) thanks aj edit: the pictures links are in my stash :)thnx guys & gals! http://360.yahoo.com/artist_jeanne

Thank God
I'm so excited, ive been searching for a place to rent so i can move out of my parents house but God blessed me with so much more. Instead of renting somewhere, I was given a tralior! It needs a lil work to it but its totally cute and totally liveable as it is now so Im lookin at move in the next few weeks...YES!!!
Snotty Bitches!
OK, SOMEONE has to say it! You Snotty ass BITCHES need to get off your HIGH HORSES! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! the following is an EXCERPT from a SNOTTY ASS BITCH: "If you're just gonna message me or add me in the pitiful hope that you're gonna get some sexual thing out of it then i suggest you hit the back button at the top of your browser. if you intend to actually come at me correctly alright then you may proceed." GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF! Your an attention whore and you know it, just like 99.9% of the other people on here (yes, I'm including myself) Cherrytap (FUBAR? and what the FUCK is up with THAT?) Feeds our prurient interests, and you bitches know you love the attention, and it's fucking nauseating how thou doth protest too fucking MUCH! Take a look around bitches, this is NOT thefoodnetwork.com or marthastewert.com. If you REALLY don't WANT the attention, then just IGNORE sex crazed perverts like ME, don't go on and on and FUCKING ON about how your here for "just friends"
August 07
Fake Profiles
Betcha Didnt Know
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Rough Draft ,fubar Marriage Annoncement
Kingdom Of Wolves Deanna ,FTW Lost Goth Lakota Princess + I, Jeff ,Lord Wolf,Will do a Fubar Marriage. There is still much Preperation but we would like for this to take place on Monday.SpiritWolf will Officiate.,This Glorious Affair. DJSeleneCorleone ™QnofUnderworld&DJWolfe-LDC/FW2Bounty/KOW/CatwomanJLM/KOPE/FSFM SpiritWolf will Officiate this Glorious Affair Kingdom Of Wolves Deanna ,FTW Lost Goth Lakota Princess + I, Jeff ,Lord Wolf,Will do a Fubar Marriage. There is still much Preperation but we would like for this to take place on Monday.SpiritWolf will Officiate.,This Glorious Affair.
Do People Really Believe This Bs
ok so I go to open some message on my myspace and I get this: McDonalds, Chuck E Cheese, Discovery Zone... All places with ball pits in the children's play area. One of my sons lost his watch, and was very upset. We dug and dug in those balls, trying to find his watch. Instead, we found vomit, food, feces, and other stuff I do not want to discuss. I went to the manager and raised hell. Come to find out, the ball pit is only cleaned out once a month. I have doubts that it is even done that often.. My kids will never play in another ball pit. Some of you might not be parents, but you may have nieces, nephews, grandchildren, or friends with children. This will pertain to you too. As I read the following, my heart sank. I urge each and every one of you to pass this on to as many people as you can. I cannot stress how important this is! Hi. My name is Lauren Archer, my son Kevin and I lived in Midland , TN. On October 2nd, 1999 I took my only son to McDonald's for his
Bars And Blowoffs
I don't know what I should say in this, but here it goes. In the past week, I have had several friends leave for Iraq, or some other place like it. Although they are leaving, some other friends are coming home. I just want this whole war thing to stop. It's unbearable for the families and the friends of the soldiers. Like, my friend J.L., he and his wife just had a baby 3 weeks ago, and now he is gone. He won't be back for 16 months or more. His daughter won't even know who her Daddy is, until she's almost 2! I've sat down, cried, and gotten pissed off until I couldn't take it anymore. I'm just blue. There should be a deployment blues song. If you have never been through a deployment, I'm so glad for you! I hope you never have to go through it. It's not a fun experience. Well, that's all I have to say right now. J.L.'s wife and child are here, and I need to go comfort them. Until next time.......
Final Fantasy 11 Stories
The Elvaan CHAPTER ONE The sun beams down upon the sand of Whitebone Sands Beach in Valkrum Dunes. The waves coming in from the ocean gently lap at the beach. A lone monk stands on the beach in the sweltering heat. This figure hits a palm tree on the beach over and over again. Sweat can be seen pouring from this monk’s body as blow after blow lands on the tree. Punches and kicks are freely flowing building in speed and power causing small chunks of bark to be separated from the tree. Faster and faster the combinations come from the monk. Now the tree is spewing large chunks of wood. The monk’s Hundred Fists technique is destroying the tree little by little until the audible creaking of wood is heard indicating its eminent collapse. Just as suddenly as the fists fly they stop. The monk’s muscles tight now from the onslaught quiver slightly as a cooling breeze begins to envelope him. The temperature begins to drop in the vicinity of the monk and now seems to
Story 4
FOR the most wild, yet most homely narrative which I am about to pen, I neither expect nor solicit belief. Mad indeed would I be to expect it, in a case where my very senses reject their own evidence. Yet, mad am I not -- and very surely do I not dream. But to-morrow I die, and to-day I would unburthen my soul. My immediate purpose is to place before the world, plainly, succinctly, and without comment, a series of mere household events. In their consequences, these events have terrified -- have tortured -- have destroyed me. Yet I will not attempt to expound them. To me, they have presented little but Horror -- to many they will seem less terrible than barroques. Hereafter, perhaps, some intellect may be found which will reduce my phantasm to the common-place -- some intellect more calm, more logical, and far less excitable than my own, which will perceive, in the circumstances I detail with awe, nothing more than an ordinary succession of very natural causes and effects. From my in
Angel
God sent you an angel because he knew: you were someone's angel before you always took care of another & for a change it was your turn to be taken care of it was your turn to be happy it was your turn to know what it feels like to be loved in return it was your turn at a new life So when this angel comes to you: be happy, be grateful, smile & know it's your repayment for what you have done in the past. Life's little unexpectancies turn out to be the best ones we ever encounter
Life's Treasures, Unexpected Of Course
Sometimes, we walk through life wandering aimlessly. We never really know what we are looking for. In fact, we aren't really looking. But sometimes, good things do happen to good people, and things fall into the right place. Now, I am not one of those that are big into fate and destiny. However, I do believe we are in control, and have the keys to our own futures, in our own very own possesions. Isn't it awesome though, when you have the THEE key, have no idea of what it belongs to, then out of nowhere, comes the lock, that opens the door, to all the good things you have been missing? Sometimes life is better than just shaking a Magic 8 Ball... Sometimes life can be like "A box of chocolates."
Guestbook
S-m-a-c-k !!!
S-M-A-C-K !!!! YOU'VE BEEN HIT! DID IT HURT? YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN ONE OF THE VERY BEST LOOKING PEOPLE ON MY FRIENDS LIST! ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 15 GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU WILL KNOW YOU ARE REALLY GOOD LOOKING! IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN, YOU'LL HAVE UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS, SO HIT 15 GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST & MAKE SURE I GET IT BACK
Life, The Final Frontier
Life, the Only frontier... Current mood: rejuvenated Category: Life I have never posted a BLOG before, especially none like this, but I can only hope that this one is good, and it strikes a chord in all of us. You who get this on your site, know who I am, and what I am about. If anyone out there reads this in passing or gets lucky and reads this, excellent! If you read it and think I am an asshole. Then good, think of it as like you hit the free game on the 19th hole of mini golf, it is nice you won but you may never go play it again or give a fuck. Fact of the matter is I DO care. I am 35 years old and I have been through more than most of you have, maybe a lot less than some of you have. Either way, I am tired of peoples bullshit. So I say this to anyone that can hear this, you wanna be my friend on here, then Sweet! If you do not want to be a friend here or in real life Sweet! If you are a person that wants me as a fuck buddy and does not care about anything else, Sweet!
This Weekend
Dream
I woke up again. It was 12:30am, and I was covered in sweat. I have what is referred to as night terrors and I herd that I would out grow them, who ever said that was wrong. The dreams became less as I grew and I was able to tolerate them now but as kid they were terrifying. I always assumed it was something else, for in my dreams there was this thing that would speak to me. It would be the one to give me my nightmares. Every night the voice would taunt me, I don't even remember a thing he said all I remember is that he was the cause of my night terrors. The only thing I can actually remember of him was that in one dream I talked him all night till I woke and he never got his chance to give me my nightmare. Then there were the dreams that I had to gather what toys I wanted to play with and if I didn't leave my room in time the door would shut and I would have a nightmare. There were the ones that would be a regular dream and it would turn evil. I would fight to wake up as this
Lights Out!!!
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Whats Up
Whatever happen to touching your partner, where you just touched, i mean holding hands or running your hand across the cheek. just touching there skin or has technology replaced that like the internet or cell phones. Is are lifes that fast paced that we no longer need that kind of thing? Im just thinking , comments are welcome, Heres a thumbs up for all friends and fans. We all need to stick together for this world is better place because we are all friends. In a world were friendship is hard to find its as percious as any gem or worth more than any vault could hold. as the great spirit flies throught my life and the wolf dances at my heels i can once again take on the world. for i can not change the world all at once but one spirit at a time.
Just Tired
Who knows what I want to write about.. I am bored. Eternal sunshine of the bored mind..lmao This has been the most boring week I have had to deal with.. Why?? Not sure.. It is hot outside.. You sweat when you get out the shower so outside is not an option. There is nothing to do in Richland Mississippi with no ride.. no money.. no friends.. So boredom it is.. Yay!! The computer is even boring the past few days. Oh well, I could probably clean or sleep but I am tired of both. Well except sleep maybe but it is too hot for that.. oh well.. I will die with my boredom alone..Nothing to talk about because I have done nothing. Just sitting in idle watching life pass me by. It didn't even stop to see if I need a ride is the bad part.. I could have sworn Life winked at me when I had my thumb sticking out. Why am I always the last in line.. Damn Life.. Griping... Tired I am tired.. tired of making everyone happy.. tired of sacrificing my happiness to make these people happy.. I am tired
Happy
My man is coming here to Canada in like 2 weeks...And I am soooo excited to see him...I cannot wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Grandma In Court
Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren't prepared for the answer . --------- In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked; " Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, " Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyon
Mi Vida Loca
Name: Ben Meyer ID: benmeyer2006 Status: lying jerk. so yeah... I met this guy here... and it was pretty funny- my instincts told me not to trust him, and they were nothing but right. The minute I wasn't falling for his lies, he started doing the same hardcore "I love you" speech to another girl... What's funny is... I would have never bothered to check had she not checked me out. He might not have gotten caught... and he'd be playing two women at the same time. Who knows how many other girls he's giving the same speech to. So ladies... if you meet this guy- his name is Ben... he's from Canada. He says he works in some high-end business and he's moving at the end of the month to whatever state YOU live in... and he wants to wine and dine you- maybe even give you a high paying secretarial job for like 150,000 bucks a year... like he offered me. The truth? He's listed as an Avon Representative- the last I knew, they didn't make that much a year themselves let alone be able to pay
Angel Friend At 10,000
10,000 To Godfather
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Angel
Just What's A Cleveland Brown? A Bengal is a tiger And a fast plane is a Jet. A Cowboy comes from Texas And a Raider's tough I'll bet. A Viking's from the frigid north. Seahawks live near the sea. All are names of football teams, Just like they ought to be. But there's one name that makes no sense It causes me to frown Can anyone enlighten me? Just what's a Cleveland Brown?! I don't know if it is true, But I think I've heard a theory; That Cleveland named its team After the color of Lake Erie. Brown does not describe A big and strong athletic man. It's what's inside the diaper Of a baby Steeler's fan. The guy who named this football team Must be the Cleveland clown Who else would think to call A football warrior a Brown!! If I'd been born in Cleveland And there my life was spent, I'd find another team to cheer From pure embarrassment. I myself, have always loved The Steelers Black and Gold. I did when I was very young, And I will when I
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Cowboy Boots
Well for those of you who might actually read this dayum thing, I am recovering from my second brown recluse bite of the year, got bitten the first weekend in the new house which left a pretty bad scar and hole in my right shin. Well last night happened again when i went to bed. Felt two little stings, just wiped it off as feather stick maybe since i use a down comforter, and sure enough 1/2 later i looked like the stay puff marshmellow man, rushed to ER and spent the night in ICU before checking myself out AMA(against mediacl advice) I hate hospitals as you can tell! So keep me in your thoughts, those few who might read this and I should be on here sporadically the next few days. I also have my daughters up for the summer so my time is gonna be limited as far as internet. TY to all my friends here you have been gr8 and hope to hear from you,if u can't reach me here try my yahoo bluesman341971 well my VIP runs out on the 25th and I sure would like one spotlight before it does, if I hav
Proud To Be...
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts, or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means that I am free to be the wonderful creature that I am, with all my own intricacies, contradictions, quirks and beauty. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak up against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. I am proud to be a bitch! It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated, and determined. I want what I want, and there is nothing wrong with that! So try t
Faith And Gasoline
21,000to God Father
SOme of us have rated everything he has.Its alot easier to God Father someone on 87,000 with more pictures but it can and will be done..im not giving up until he God Fathers if I have to bomb his page with comments. Give him a few minutes of your time and help please....Thank you to everyone that has rated everything he has..We are so close but yet it feels so far away..Lucious Mamis the morning 20,000 went in 23 minutes...Just depends on whos on here at the time..We have some levlers maxed on rates and we have some that are not on...Show him some mad love please and thank you
Michael's Blog
Misery
Misery When you look at me what do you see? A girl so full of life with smiles and joy to share? Or one full of misery with pain eating at her soul. No one sees the real me underneath my exterior No body knows the pain I feel or sees the tears I cry I hide it from everyone I've gotten good at that A smile and laughter that's what they see No troubles no worries my life's a blast In reality it's just my shell I share with others If you peeled off the layers you'd see the real me You'd know I cry myself to sleep every night The loneliness I feel is unbareable Nobody cares about me not the real me I've been used to many times to count Why must they do that to me don't they know it hurts Of course not since my feelings don't matter Someone to care about me that's what I need I need a friend someone to trust who trusts me This misery must come to an end
Thoughts And Prayers Needed..
My little cousin who I spoke about in my last blog.. She went back up to the hospital yesterday morning, around 4am, the doctors never checked her, wouldn't even hook her up to the monitors.. She has been in A LOT of pain.. Indescribable, and the doctor said it was all in her head.. Well she got a very nice nurse at the hospital, and she checked her at 11am, and she was dilated at 4cm.. So her nurse immediately hooked her up to the monitors.. I arrived at the hospital at 11:45 and she was already at almost 8cm.. She delivered her baby at 12:51pm.. She had a baby girl.. Sadly to say, she didn't make it.. We aren't exactly sure what happened, because she did have a heart beat, while she was still inside.. Something happened during delivery.. Either she suffocated or she had a heart attack.. We wont know for sure what causes her death until we get the autopsy results back.. My little cousin was transfered to the ICU floor, where she has been listed in Critical Condition.. she is on a brea
Submissive_brian_72's Palace Of Fun
TRUTH OR DARE So here's the deal...You get to ask me *Up to 5 Questions!!*, no matter how crazy, inappropriate, or just random, and I promise to answer it 100% truthfully (thats the "truth" part) ....now I dare you to repost this and see what people ask you. (repost of original by 'Lady Cinderella ~ Who has my Slipper?' on '2007-07-25 14:33:18') (repost of original by 'blue dragon' on '2007-07-25 15:03:39') (repost of original by '~~MyJoy~~ TEXAS TEASER of the FUBAR PLUS SIZE PINUP GIRLS~Bartender/Shooter Gurl for FUSION RADIO' on '2007-07-25 16:21:39') (repost of original by '~~TEXAS GIRL~~DIRTYSOUTHCREW~~' on '2007-07-25 16:26:44') (repost of original by 'drew64_4**Undergrond Security**##Jeezy's Offical Bodyguard##Co-Owner Of ☼§TheAtomicBombers' on '2007-07-25 16:44:38') (repost of original by 'kunicorn77' on '2007-07-25 20:16:01') (repost of original by 'Fire Dragon(Angel Family )' on '2007-07-25 20:21:58')
Role Reversal
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait." To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state line) to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes. To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy
Sick... It Sucks Beng This Way
I'm sick damn it and i don't like it. I don't like being sick at all and the fact that i'm sick to the point where i can't really talk to much blows donkey balls. A few days ago my tonsils started hurting me so i started gargling with the normal stuff to get rid of the pain and everything thinking it would work. well my tonsils had another plan. they swelled and got the lovely white patches on them which didn't help in the least. finally i went to the doctor yesterday bc the swelling and pain was just too much. when i finally was seen by the doctor she shuttered when she looked at them. so i'm antibiotics and other stuff. i'm feeling better but i'm not really talking bc i know i'm going to hve to go to work on monday and i'll need to talk. ontop of everything i'm hoping that i get this job that i interviewed for. this job would be a great opportunity and i really just want to get out of the place that i'm at. i want this job really really really bad so i'm hoping that i
57,000to Godfather
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Get The Point?
Friends
PEOPLE COME INTO YOUR LIFE FOR A REASON! People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come t
Truckers
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When Go Made Truck Drivers!
WHEN GOD MADE TRUCK DRIVERS! When the Lord was creating Truck Drivers, he was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." And the Lord said, "Have you read the spec on this order?" " A truck driver has to be able to drive 10-12 hours per day, through any type of weather, on any type of road, know the highway traffic laws of 48 states and 10 provinces, he has to be ready and able to unload 40,000 lbs of cargo after driving thru the night and sleep in areas of cities and towns that the police refuse to patrol." " He has to be able to live in his truck 24 hours a day 7 days a week for weeks on end, offer first aid and motorist assistance to his fellow travelers , meet just in time schedules, and still maintain an even and controlled composure when all around him appear to have gone mad." " He has to be in top physical condition at all times, running on black coffee and half-eaten meals; he has to hav
Depressed....drink Or Sober
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Pimpouts From My Friends
> IT A SPECIAL LADY BIRTHDAY AND WISHING HER MANY MORE FROM FAMILY AND FRIENDS, THE DREAM TEAM. DJ SUNSHYNE AND A PARTY TRAIN FOR ALL THE FOLKS TO HOP ON AND DO THE DAM THANG! RATE/FAN ADD ALL AND YOU ON THIS PARTY TRAIN. New Nintendo DS Lite Its Your Birthday - Uncle Luke HERE THE CREW OF PARTY PEOPLE! THE BIRTHDAY GAL DJ Sunshyne ~Married
Beat
What can I say? I've just finished a 11 day - night shify. I went Monday - Friday, from 05:00 - 18:00 then on Sat, started night shift, 16:00 - 06:00, till Friday morning (today). Am I winning? Dame right I am, but it's nothing a few hours sleep and a few german beers can't fix. What do you think? Have a Great and safe weekend. Johnny C
Stupid Aggravating People
50 Mistakes Women Make In Bed.
This is reposted from a woman so don't get mad at me, but I think much of it is true. 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. Tha
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Blaze
HEY YA'll JUST WANTED TO REACH OUT TO THOSE OF YOU IN THE SUNSHINE STATE !!! I WILL BE HEADING OUT THERE THIS COMING TUESDAY TO HOUSE HUNT AND TO LOOK FOR A LOCATION FOR OUR NEW AND UPCOMING CLUB ..........HOPE TO MEET AND GREET MOST IF NOT ALL OF YOU ONCE WE GET SITUATED . JUST TIME FOR THIS JERSEY GIRL TO HEAD BACK TO THE "BEACHES" AND SUN .........TEXAS IS OK BUT JUS AINT BEACHY ENOUGH LOL . SOOOOOO BE SEEING YA'LL SOON ENOUGH AND CHEERS TO YA'LL !!!! HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND !!!!
Funny Jokes
************************************************* (Big Sale Day) It was the day of the big sale. Rumours of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colourful curses. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again. As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line... "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!" ************************************************* (The Good of a Bad Relationship) Two Yuppettes were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said, "Seems like all Alfred and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset I've lost 20 pounds." "Why don't you just leave him then?" asked her friend.
Help Me Please Please
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Stripper Of The Month
Hey all wanna do me a favor and go to this link below and vote for my favorite stripper http://www.the-strippers-directory.com/oregon-portland-female-rocket.html Vote for Rocket, Portland OR thankkkss !! It just takes a second...ill be ur best friend if u do luvz, ~Cindy
The Blog
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Going To The Pub 7.5, and Softball 3.6 I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my other favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, Troubled User..... _____________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men often complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete W
The Joys Of Life
There are many stages to being a mother. From that first month your "friend" doesn't show up to hoping and praying that your 18yo will actually get his HS diploma and get out! I can still remember the fear and excitement when I found out I was pregnant. I was fortunate not to have morning sickness, but my body hasn't looked the same. LOL (ladies, don't you just hate those women who spring back to their pre-baby bodies and not a stretch mark to be found?) After the first glow of pregnancy I moved to the heartburn stage, milk would give me heartburn.....I popped enough tums to never need calcium again in my life! The first time I felt him move inside me, there are no words to express the joy and awe. Then the months move slower and slower. You go from that giddy feeling to get your foot out of my ribs! Watching as his foot moves across your belly to the other side and right back into your ribs again. No sleep due to being so big you can't get comfortable and he decides 3am is a goo
The Definition Of....
Jealousy typically refers to the thoughts, feelings, and behaviors that occur when a person believes a valued relationship is being threatened by a rival. This rival may have no knowledge that he or she is threatening the relationship. Polyamory (from poly=multiple + amor=love) is the desire, practice, or acceptance of having more than one loving, intimate relationship at a time with the full knowledge and consent of everyone involved. Polyamorous perspectives differ from monogamous perspectives, in that they respect a partner's wish to have second or further meaningful relationships and to accommodate these alongside their existing relationships. Open marriage typically refers to a marriage in which the partners agree that each may engage in extramarital sexual relationships, without this being regarded as infidelity. There are many different styles of open marriage, with the partners having varying levels of input on their spouse's activities. The origins of the term open marr
Sick
What Is Love
Big Balls Billy
so my buddy from the marines is coming down this weekend from vegas, ya! big balls billy is coming back to party. we'll probably go fishing for a few hours in the morning, then it's off to the bar to pregame, then we're heading to the roller derby, then the after party. it's good times. great times.
Dixie's Place
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Signe
i crawl on you and turn around and flip up my skirt and let me wet pussy tease the tip of your cock, as u moan I slide gently down your cock....I can feel all of you in me and u are pounding me hard making me scream and moan, as u get close to cummin i pull off and make u wait, i then have you get off your ass and bend over the desk and I slide a vibrating dildo in your ass...as I am sliding it in and out u r hard, out of the blue some girl walks in and she is slightly shocked by what she sees but u ask her to join...she agrees she strips off her close she has this amazing body thats so silky you almost think she unreal, she says she loves to fuck...she crawls on to the desk and puts her feet in the air and you look down and take a lick of her pulsing clit... she tastes good to u...u lick a couple more times and spread her lips and plow your cock into her tight twat while you are pounding her, I am still pounding your ass....u are moaning as u can feel your cock getting close i spank
8300to Level
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Haley's Random Thoughts
She lays me down on the floor gently... her gazing and inviting eyes starring at me the whole time. She softly kisses my lips then stops suddenly leaving me begging me for more. She then straddles my small body and slowly starts unbuttoning her blouse, exposing her supple breasts and asks if I want a taste. I then start licking and sucking on her erect nipples and caress them with my petite hands. She starts kissing me again, this time more passionately and with more force and asks if she may remove my top, I tell her sure. She then starts kissing me this time working her way down to my tits and abruptly nibbles on them... I wince a bit which entices her to spank me! I wince again because I am not used to such domination. The woman told me that If I winced again that she would do something to really make me quiver. She then moves her way down from my chest to my stomach. As she is doing this she is running her hands up and down my thigh. Then she slowly slides her hand into my black Ha
Why Does Love Always Hurt?
WHY DOES LOVE ALWAYS HURT? It is happening again… I am tired of this crying thing. But I cannot help it… seems like my eyes have its own mind. Won’t listen to me. Tried so hard to control it but the tears keep on falling from my eyes. Don’t know what else to do… how can I stop myself from crying? Why is it that every time I fell in love with someone I always end up alone? Why can no one trust me? Love me back for who I really am? Why does love always hurt me? Why do I have to feel this thing called love when I know it will only hurt me? Why can’t I just forget about love? Why can’t I?
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Vacation
Come And Go
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ??
My Oldest Friend
Have A Great Weekend Eveyone
Hell With So Called Friends!!
It's A Cruel World
Why is it when you think you have found your prince charming something happens and it backfires in your face? You thought he would love, honor, and respect you and all he does is possess and over-protect you. Then you open your eyes and oddly enough there he is... the one who laughs at your jokes and makes your heart skip a beat. But then you realize there isn't a damn thing you can do about it because you can't have him, he isn't yours to take. How unfair is that? So, I've been sitting here, pondering so to speak, on this situation. No matter which way I look at it, it doesn't get easier. I want him so badly but I don't know if he would have me... And what do I do about the screaming, ranting, raving, lunatic who has to have his every demand met, or else. errrgh, this is so frustrating. I want him so much and I know if only...
Open Doors
Open Doors
Have you ever wondered why have you gone through so many friends and boyfriends/girlfriends? Well I have also, but I saw a movie which taught me a valuable lesson. For those of you who know what I am talking about then obviously you seen the movie and this had to touch you aswell.. Friends and lovers come and go like the seasons, but there will be the ones who always stick around to help you grow and progress in life. The people you come in contact with come in different forms, you being the tree of the relationship then you have the people who are the leafs, watch for them because leafs change during the season and leave that tree just like people, but then you have the people who are like branches, help you spread out and support you. You have to watch out for these type of people also even though they support you, branches break also so they will just let you fall. Now then you have your true friends which are the roots of your tree, these people stay with you always and want to hel
Pick Up Artist Vh1
My Preferences
im gay and horny all the time so i only want teen hunks aged 16 - 30 and no WOMEN !!!!! especially over 30, overweight piles of crap
Pick Up Artist Vh1
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Though For The Day
When in England, at a fairly large conference; Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building by George Bush. He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.' You could have heard a pin drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?' A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers have three hospit
What?!?!?!?!
Girls Dont Realze These Things
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new m
Random Things/interesting
Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger? There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese..... Thumb represents your Parents Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings Middle finger represents your-Self Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner & the Last (Little) finger represents your children Firstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip (As shown in the figure below): Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)..., they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later. Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)...., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate live
Misc
Poems
Every Second Beat If I had a thousand pages, I could never name them all, The reasons that I love you, For the list would be too tall. I love you for the melody, I hear within your voice. The way your blue eyes hold me, A captive, but by choice. I love you for your gentle hands, That melt away my pain. I love you for your loving heart, That made mine beat again. I love you for your loving smile, With which my old heart soars. These are some of the reasons, Every second beat is yours. ~~ Mark Liverance ~~
'sunshine Angels Friends Club
have a great weekened ya ateention all 'SUNSHINE ANGELS FRIENDS CLUB swing bye my site if your a new or been a member i will fan you rate whatever you want thanks ya (:
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Fubar Blog
I'm just trying everything on here since this is my first day to see what all I can do or need to do to get pointz. sorry to disappoint with such a boring blog but maybe I'll actually write something worth reading someday once I get used to this site.
Wooo-hooo!!!!!
WOOO-HOOO!!! I got the job!!! This is the best news I've received in I don't know how long. This is going to enable me to do what I've been wanting and needing to do for a very long time. My life is about to change and nothing or no one is going to stand in my way. It's time to make myself happy and I'm on my way baby!!!
Beautiful Mommies
Beautiful Mommies on Fubar! Once you've been hit, you have to hit a awesome Mom. If you break the chain, nothing will happen, really. But it's always nice to hear that someone thinks you're Beautiful! Before I was a Mom I never learned the words to a lullaby. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Drooled on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple little grin. I never sat up for hours watching a baby sleep. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body. I didn't know that bond between a mother and her c
Shes A Winner
woo hoo - I just came from Sam's Town casino in Shreveport here and won $ 224 dollars. Happy weekend to me !!! :)
V.f.p.
got a good buzz thinking of what mums i want to do pondering whats the line?my balls are sweating.and i need something to drink ,and 1 more bong hit Voting For Points.for the past week or so im pretty much ignoring all mums.i vote A and move to the next mum.A and only A.if its a good mum i will comment.or an extra stupid i will argue for 2 days.but thats my policy on mums since everyone else is putting out theres. Darth Maximus rated you a '1'! this was followed by a block
Advice
if anyone needs advice i'll be here (:
What Women Like
If you had to chose one of the other. Which gets your vote. Thickness or length?
Contests Are Mostly Bogus
there were no gifts mentioned in my give away. no one got anything. the deal was you had to have 75,000 to get a months blast. the first 5 people to reach that amount would get a blast from me. the highest comment count was 51,000. Check my blog. there you will see exactly what the give away was all about. · fu266854@fubar.com The Gal whom got 51,000 comments in my Oppinion should have Won something in this Contests all the Hours her an her friends spent Bombing for Jack Shit.Atleast give her a Fuckin Mansion Home Rich Boy Second part to this I Posted in Bulletin. Cup of Joes 75,000 comment Contest. The girl that got 51,000 comments in your 75,000 contest should have at least got something all,the Hours her an her friends bombed for nothing Don't u have a Heart.Or are you Heartless like the rest on here.Your a Level 25 give her a Damn Mansion Home or something for her Desire to Achieve the impossible.But then again u new nobody would achieve this goal.I figure it would ha
Big Is Beautiful Whatever Color
New Pic
Tell me if you can see the new NSFW pic I added, if you can see it, rate it so I know.
Vent
one quick vent on my mood at the second comprised into one sentence: MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL...
Wanting To Say
I want to make your heart beat just for me I want to love you for eternity I’ve looked for so long for a love that is this strong Then you came my way and brighten each an everyday I want to make your heart beat just for me Cause you an I was meant to be I have loved before but felt so cheated You are the one I always needed….
I'll Be There
When your back is against the wall An you need some where to turn I’ll be there make sure you don’t fall When the world seems to be on your back An you need some of it lifted I’ll be there to take on the slack When your days become dark An you need some light I’ll be there waiting with the flash light When the pressure is getting to you An you need a tender touch I’ll be there to show you are loved so much When you seem out numbered An all you need is a friend I’ll be there to show you I’ll be here til the end……
Videos
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ok all, just got my "buzz" status.......anyone buying drinks?? lmao US Marine A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The
Gemini
A union with Gemini is many things, but it is certainly never boring. The Twins, above all, seek a partner who is mentally stimulating, and once they've found them, sparks will definitely fly! The Twins' lover must be able to keep up in the fast-paced gamed of life, lest they get bored and move on. Variety of expression, a certain openness and a searching quality are all things which will stimulate the Twins and keep them around. Those born under this sign love to dazzle with their intelligence and quick wit and are consequently the star of any party. Jealous lovers will find themselves tested by Gemini's magnetism, and often it's the Twins themselves who are giving the test, to see if a lover is really true. The lover who can keep the Twins feeling comfortable yet give them space will win themselves a lover beyond compare. At the end of the day, the ideal Gemini soul mate has a Ph.D., and is a world traveler with countless tales to tell. Someone who can roll with the punches and keep
All Jacked Up
if you want a wild night of lap dancies and strip teas and a wild night of sex just buy me a shot of jack and away we go
Just Got The Best News Ever!
I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH MY BOSS.....HE TOLD ME THAT I HAVE BEEN DOING SOOOO GOOD AT MY JOB THAT HE WANTS TO MAKE ME MANAGER & TO HIRE A COUPLE OF PEOPLE OVER THE NEXT FEW WEEKS. HE IS GONNA GIVE ME A KEY TO THE BUILDING AND GO OVER THE REST OF THE DETAILS OF WHAT HE WANTS ME TO DO TONIGHT WHEN I GO INTO WORK. I AM SOOOOOOO EXCITED BECAUSE I HAVE NOT WORKED IN ALMOST 4 YEARS & I WAS SO NERVOUS GOING BACK TO WORK AND IT'S ONLY MY 3RD DAY WORKING FOR THIS COMPANY & I'M BEING PROMOTED. GOOD THINGS ARE FINALLY HAPPENING TO ME & ITS AN AMAZING FEELING.
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Tattoo Commission
just seen the finished ink drawing of the tattoo I've commissioned from Courtney Davis and wow its great. he is presently working on the full coloured finished piece right now its gonna be one hell of a tattoo.
What Kind Of "kitty" Do You Like?
Have your speakers on guys.. heheh Listen to me talking :) Go to ImageShack® to Create your own Slideshow
Boys And There Toys
Girls Nite Out
the time has come to burst thru your chains, let down my hair and be me again. for far too long i was bound to you, you had my all--heart, body and soul. but it wasn't enough, you weren't thru playing. i've come to terms with that so i'm going to play. but not with people, with life in general. my wings are out and i'm ready to fly. i may stumble tonite but not from defeat, from pure alcohol and that's ok with me. i'm not drinking to mask my pain. i'm letting my hair down and doing my thing. in a way i wish i'd see you, not to rekindle anything. but just so you'd know i've moved on too. would you be that proud man you pretend to be or would you turn around in shame knowing you lost your game. your anger came from loosing someone you never had, when that anger should have been a result of loosing the BEST thing you ever had. more than one said i treated you too well. but that's just me, i'm rare indeed. and one day you'll see, there is no other me... no
Real Men Dont Hit...
Hamburger
what's your favorite burger (:
Noobs
Selling Everything
I am selling everything I own in order to make my car payment and pay other bills. I have furniture, household goods, cd's, movies, electronics, and jewelry. Please contact me if interested. I need to sell as much as I can in as little time as possible! Steph
If You Are Bored...
My Girlfriend is an a Seductive Eyes Contest... If you help here, you will get a Big Pimpin Gift From me... Here is the Link... So, I will most likely be bored.. If anyone wants to call me send me a msg and I will give you my number, or you can get me at yahoo: kingfreak.3721
Socom Video
Here is a little Video I put together of me playing Socom. The footage has been put to music. So all you Socomer's out there, hope you enjoy!!!
Do Not Read This!
I just wanted to get your atention and say hello. Iam a little shy and I am trying to meet lots of new people. So do ot read this any more cause I am done........
Love This Guy
Looken For Her
why is it dat i can't stop thinking of her.. every min dat passes i think deeper and harder wondering pondering if she's thinking of me 2 .... how i wish for 1 more chance to look into her eyes and smile ...... to tell her how i feel to get da chance to get her number and not lose contact with her... to be with her right now and never leave each others arms ..... how great it would feel to beable to look at her beautiful face and know she's mine... i just wanna find her and have dat chance dat i passed up .... hopefully one day i'll get da chace till then i'll wait and ponder and hope to see her beautiful face once again ...... i basicly been sitting here waiting and wondering where and who she is .... from the 1st time running in to her shareing da 1st smile... 1 look into each others eyes watching on each other ... we glance for 1 sec.. as i left hot topic and went to get pizza my mind still thinking of her... at da mall i wait in line .... and i hear this beautiful voice as
Creamy Stefanie
I walk in to the class room after school, wondering why my teacher wanted to see me. I hop up on the corner of "teach's" desk and wait for him to get off the phone. As he hangs up the phone he says "Stefanie you are going to fail my class this semester" My heart falls and my eyes tear up a little bit. I tell him "I cant fail , my parents will absolutely kill me. can I do some extra credit to make up my grade, please?" He shakes his head no, "It is too late, you should have been putting the effort in during the semester, if you do not get an A on next weeks test you will be failing" I notice while he is talking to me he is actually looking up my little short skirt while I am sitting on his desk at face level to him. I mean his eyes have not moved, its like he is having a conversation with my vagina. My mind begins to plot..... "Can I come after class tomorrow afternoon and get some extra tutoring?" I ask him sweetly. "Yes I will help you tomorrow Stefanie, but dont waste my time,
Thank You!
I am so overwhelmed! I just want to say thank you.. first to Cappy _Cappy_@ fubar For the VIP.... I'm gonna have so much fun!!, for the blog, for the bulletin, and for everything he said! I also want to thank all of you that helped me level up. I was overwhelmed when the rates started pouring in! Cappy, you have an awesome bunch of friends. So thank you thank you thank you thank you,,, thank you all :)
First Day Of School
Why do kids need all that shit for school I would understand if they were going into like middle school or HS but mines going into first grade and she needed some crazy stuff like post its...highlighter? its crazy stuff!
Discrimination Of Native Americans
This is the Situation.Conversation Blast.Last week I saw a Blast with Tits Showing isn't that NSFW.I have seen Blasts Advertizing Porn Sites.I have seen Blasts by Call Girls seeking Clients.I have seen Blasts seeking Cock to Suck.But my Friend Sexy Goth here paid for this Blast I will Post.Never Recieved.Black Knight Bought her a Gift Blast Never Recieved.She just won a Blast from the Sexiest Cowboy hat Contest.Chances are this Blast won't Blast Off Either.I Think the Officials of Fubar owe Sexy Goth 1 year VIP in my Oppinion,for Discrimination.Of a Native American for one.Her Problems started when she Married a man from Pakistan.Just because Our Horses Ass of a President Decides to Create Wars from that part of the world. Fubar Officials are nothing but a bunch of Hapless Cry Babies.Get a Life Let her have all her Blasts Admit you all are Hapless Jerks an Purchase her a 1 yr. VIP for being Ignorant Bastards. Ok so Cherry Tap says thay dont pick faverits HA HAS FUCKIN HA You hav
Gone
Happiness For My Baby
when i think of you i smile ,i long to feel you close to see you sleep ,feel your touch,looking in to your eyes and tell you i love you more than you will ever know,you are my breath of life and my heart I wake in the mornings and I'm happy. Becouse the last voice I heard before I went to sleep was the Love of my life. If I'm dreaming please don't wake me. I have found my perfect man. We sit and talk for hours. We joke and pick, we talk about our future, and our past. A woman couldn't ask for a better man, and he's mine. I am truly lucky to have found Mr.Right, Mr.Perfect. I love you baby. I'll walk with you in life and death.
Happy Weekend
The Bull
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year." They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year. " The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him." They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's rib, said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one." The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."
New Pics
Life
I have two more sitting for my wings got the first set done last night in about two to three weeks getting the sec set done then in another two to three the last set done .......I well post pics when I up load them soon I have been in a good mood most of the day and night till I get home all the kids have move out now  not stress out or any thing wtf I get asked why are you always in your room.I like being in there it is dark and my place that I can come to when I am in a dark dark mood ...some of you just do not get it I am a dark person. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON THE EGDE OF LIFE AND JUST WATED TO END IT ALL WELL THAT WAS ME THE OTHER NIGHT ALL I WANTED TO WAS JUST END IT ALL.I LOOK BACK ON THAT NIGHT AND SEE MY LIFE IN MY HANDS AND LOOKING AT IT AGAIN I AM GLAD I DID NOT DO NOTHING LIKE THAT I HAVE TWO LIL BOYS WOULD BE LOST IN THIS FUCK WOURLD WITH OUT THERE MOMMY
The Ultimate Trailer Park
Just a few random thoughts: Now, I know I talk a lot of shit about how huge the chicks are in Clearfield. Based on simple observation as I'm hypnotized by the flab on these broads jiggle and roll. And then came confirmation. The Standard Examiner printed a story that confirmed Clearfield is the fattest city. What do these cows eat with? Isn't a table spoon large enough, do we really need Size: shovel? Put the pitch fork down! And fat bitches all seem to look alike. Why? short hair, usually bad-home dye job, and of course they go all out and have the same stupid flip when dolled up to head to the buffet line. Press on fingernails, sometimes they go for the ho-bag special and go to have their "nails done". For sometime now I've got myself "mooing" at the cattle as I go through Walmart. Usually it's nearest the cosmetics. HINT: I don't think that little thing of makeup has the coverage area that a gallon of paint does. And lately I've caught myself yelling "holy cows" as
Welcome To The Darkside Of Me...
I am the man who has seen affliction by the rod of his wrath. He has led me and made me walk In the darkness and not in the light. Surely he has turned His hand against me. Time and time again throughout the day. He has besieged me And surrounded me with bitterness and woe. He has set me in the dark places Like the dead of long ago. He has hedged me in so that I cannot get out; He has made my chain heavy. Even when I cry and shout, He shuts out my prayer. He has blocked my ways with hewn stone; He has made my paths crooked... Close my eyes, don't let me see Close my mind, don't let me dream For if I dream, I learn to want And if I want, I shall not be If I am not, what shall I be? A soul lays dead, inside of me A love is last and shall not be Take my heart away from me. Has humanity torn our love perchance? A musical world a song or dance. We play along its a sweet enchant Cold unfeeling song of rants. Our soapbox of love and war what the hell are we
6900to Level
STOP BY AND SHOW HER SOME LOVE JPdawn@ fubar
The Rules........
Okay, it appears that I am having to bring the rules back to the table. Before you comment on my pics, before you send me an e-mail, before you send me shout - keep in mind that I am still a fucking human being! I'm someone's daughter, someone's sister and most importantly someone's girlfriend. Regardless of what I choose to show, regardless of how little I choose to show, be an adult and stop acting like a damn 8th grade boy going through puberty! Comments telling me how you wanna do me does NOT turn me on. Think about how you would want someone to speak to your girlfriend, your sister, or your mama before you decide to try to send me ANYTHING! The rules are simple...I'm a human being and you may not agree with what I'm saying but you WILL respect it. Comments that I am personally offended by - WILL be deleted with QUICKNESS! If you mouth off to me about it - you will be deleted with QUICKNESS! If you're looking for a little porn chick - move on to the next page because I ain
Vincent Price
The Oracle went out to see his first Shakespearean play He purchased tickets for the special Wednesday matinee He had a friend, an actor, who was carrying a spear In this production of the Bard’s smash hit called Olde King Lear The Oracle went right backstage where most folks never go And saw his friend was happy that he’d come to see the show But oracles just should not say things like “Go and break a leg.” Because in the first act his friend did, and King Lear laid an egg! The Zany Zoo went up in flames, the reason so they said Was that the kangaroo was smoking cigarettes in bed The monkeys all were screaming and lost all their social graces When a fireman accidentally sprayed some water in their faces The only ones who weren’t afraid were the cobras and adders Who had more fun than anyone, playing snakes and ladders. Grizelda went to hospital, but not ’cause she was sick She took a batch of baking up so they could take their pick The doctor stopped her at the door and
Stash An Pic
hi everyone , can u guys give me a hand , i need 16k comments to keep my vip , so could u please stop by an give me a hand , ty sundance, just click on the pic below to help a friend , why should i take the time to rate ppls stash an pic when they won"t take the time to do mine alittle would help , but they just want to add on to theres an never do nothing with mine , so fair is fair , if u can"t rate anything on my page then i"m not going ot rate anything on urs , i have some of my friends that do rate my stuff an i thank u to them , that is what a friend is , thank u for ur time sundance
Men Fuckin Suck!
When Is Enough Enough
i believe that it is time for me to move on now.. i have two jobs and i am trying to get out on my own. and i really don't need anyone holding me down and i think that is what i was letting happen. i love that boy to dealth but i can't deal with the stress and all the drama that goes with it.. so io guess you can say this is a big eye opener....
Soulijagurl910
I'M CUTE THATS ALL YO NEED TO NO
Friday 8-03-07
I need all available bombers on this till it ends!! This is going to be a close one guys!! & its 4 a Happy Hour so Plz help me get this one! Ends on Aug 5th @ 5pm(PST) 7PM(CST) 8PM(EST) You must rate, fan & be on his friends list to comment in this contest so if u haven't already plz do so now :) »†HøH姫 Here's my link to the contest... H♥llieH♥ttie™{President of I.A.R. Bombsquad} Thank You :)
My Crushes
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Friends
Comment | Copy This Comment | Copy This Ok so i posted a mumm asking of anyone knew where My friend masokyst was it had no promotion nor nsfw content in it..and it got deleted over stupid immature assholes and their comments with a message from fubar saying I was going to get deleted LOL! i responded with this.. Fuck fubar you are supposed to an adult website wtf happend? Grow up already!
About Me!
I know this is going to sound stupid....but right now I'm soooo hurt! I just found out about 2 weeks ago that my soon to be ex had another mistress (T). This is the second one. The first one (L) was hard enough, with moving her and her 3 kids into our house in 2001, to finding out 3 days after I told him I was pregnant that he had an affair with her (which btw he callee to tell me). I confronted T back in 2005 because I found numberous calls and text messages in the ex's locked cell phone, she also sent him naked pics of herself. Well I found out last night that T might be pregnant! GREAT! Now mind you I should not be hurt by this, because the ex left me to live with his gf January 1st, 2007. She has been pressuring the ex to get me to sign the seperation papers, so that they can start planning their wedding. We can actually get divorced this January 1st...YEA. I now feel everyting that he ever told me was and is a lie! We have 3 kids together, he gets the kids every weekend duri
100% Jaded
Well... I am officially 100% jaded, I expect nothing from the existence but sooner or later to get screwed over by life. That screw job will come inn many forms. I'm not complaining. It happens to everyone, so why fight it? Just sit back and wait for it. Screw Jobs are like Death and Taxes. You hate 'em, but sooner or later, it happens. I've seen enough to know this. I'm not out to change anyone. I'm just saying what's on my ming. If you don't like it, that's your choice. If you disagree or agree, it's no skin off my back. It's something a long time in the making and there is no changing it for just as long a time. I have personal reasons behind it that are just that...personal. It has nothing to do with my 'state of mind'. It has to do with my state of 'being'. It's not aimed at anyone, it's what I think. I could care less what people think. Because there's no point in trying to fit in with the standards of others just to make them happy. If I had known what life had
Chargers
"While the team that beat them in the playoffs, New England, upgraded in the offseason, the Chargers already have what the Patriots will be trying to forge in training camp and the preseason: strong chemistry and the motivation of a team with everything to prove." - USA Today
20,000 To God Father
YIPPEE WE GOT ANOTHER HAPPY HOUR..GO SHOW HER SOME LOVE..SHE DID ADD MORE STUFF AFTER THIS MORNINGS HAPPY HOUR...WE CAN DO THIS DURING THIS HOUR Luscious♥Mami - (Fan/Rate me then add, plz)@ fubar
Lifes' Poetry
My words may mean nothing But they come straight from my heart I have prayed for your recovery from the very start I know you do not know me I am a stranger this is true But I think of you every day In hopes that you pull through Your family really loves you They show it every day I feel as though I know you In a special kind of way So the only way I can show you this Is to sit and write to you I wish that god sit by your side And lovingly guide you through Help you through your rough times And Ease away your pain In hopes that you can Ride your board At least one more time again May God Bless you and Guide you through All you have to endure. samantha Small O'Hair 8/29/07 A tear can come so quickly A heart can break so fast A memory lasts forever As if there were no past I wake up every morning Wishing to re live a happy day Where I can wake up to see A smile upon your face A day with a happy begining And and ending that way too A day to just be
Me Again
Libra is the only inanimate sign of the zodiac, all the others representing either humans or animals. Many modern astrologers regard it as the most desirable of zodiacal types because it represents the zenith of the year, the high point of the seasons, when the harvest of all the hard work of the spring is reaped. There is a mellowness and sense of relaxation in the air as mankind enjoys the last of the summer sun and the fruits of his toil. Librans too are among the most civilized of the twelve zodiacal characters and are often good looking. They have elegance, charm and good taste, are naturally kind, very gentle, and lovers of beauty, harmony (both in music and social living) and the pleasures that these bring. They have good critical faculty and are able to stand back and look impartially at matters which call for an impartial judgment to be made on them. But they do not tolerate argument from anyone who challenges their opinions, for once they have reached a conclusion, its tru
Me
9 WORDS WOMEN USE 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when y
What Doesn't Kill Me Will Only Make Me Stronger!!!
Ok, so it's Friday morning, and I woke up thinking about this. We have all gone through so much in our lives, and we like to believe that we have become better people out of these situations, but are we? I know that personally I am starting to wonder about my own self. I have dealt with so much crap in my life time that I am starting to wonder if I have became some crazy nut instead. Yeah, I try to keep it together, and no I never tried to kill myself to stop all the drama, but I have become one mean, cold woman if you ask some people. To others, they think I am one of the strongest people they know. They sit and look at me with admiration, and wonder how I ever got through it. And I think "why?". Do I really deserve for people to think that about me? Do I really have it together like they think I do? I wonder sometimes. There are times when I feel like my life is finally coming together, and I can finally let my guard down and be me again. Then some dumb idiot or some dumb situation c
The Dash
Fed Up
what i like to know what is wrong with some of today's women some not all do know what they want in life the look for good men but don't look in the right place sometimes it be right in front of them and they still look else where ppl need to wake up it ain't always about what you look like or how old you are just open your damm eyes sometime ppl
Who Am I ?
Imagine me smiling. Imagine me laughing at the silliest things. Imagine me crying. Imagine me walking. Imagine me running. Imagine me arguing. Imagine me praying for you. Imagine me loving. Imagine me dancing. Imagine me holding you. Now stop. Imagine if I was gone. Would you miss me? Imagine if you never knew me. Would your life be different? Imagine if you never saw my smile or heard me laugh. Would you miss it? Imagine if I never loved you. Would it matter? Imagine if I never prayed for you. Would your blessings be the same? Imagine if we never argued. Would you have felt the concern from me? We never realize the importance people have in our lives until they are gone. We take for granted the smile as someone passes us in our path, or the laugh from a loved one. We never think about what if that person was never in our lives. Would we miss them? Would our life be easier or harder? Would there be a difference? Would you be happier or would you feel like there is something m
Life At This Point
I just uploaded new pics of my son on here so check them out and tell me what you think! He's my Doll Baby and the apple of my eye! I am still hurting over the decisions that Rande has made concerning us and our child. To have him choose someone else that he met while I was pregnant and raise her child to call him Daddy instead of his own has rally delt me a hard blow. I am making it though. I have to stay strong for my son. he is my world and my life. I keep up with the day to day so as to make life better for him. I never want to cause a tear to cross his perfect face. He's an angel. I have some awsome friends that have supported me no matter what, even when I didn't know what I was going to do and felt like giving up. They are my stability. I have a great family that has allowed me to morn and give me a break from Aiden (my son) so that I can have some time to myself from time to time. I am still the same person I feel but different. I still enjoy the same things and ac
Headaches!
Me, Myself And I
Tomorrow I have to take my moms dog to be put to sleep :(. I wish I could change things so that they were not like this right now. I am so sad about it and can't even imagine how my mom is feeling. What a horrible day ahead. I was asked by a wesbsite called www.ValleyRally.com to write about my experience living with fibromyalgia....here it is My Problem I am a 23 year old female. In May of 2002, just weeks before I graduated from high school, I was in my 6th car accident. I was 18 at the time, and none of the car accidents had ever been my fault. In fact, this was the first one I was in where I was the driver. A woman rear-ended me while I was stopped at a red light, and slammed my car into the back of the car infront of me. This car accident was the one that changed, and for a while, destroyed my life. I was put on vicodin for the pain after the accident. However, that pain never went away....and neither did the vicodin. I was on it for about a year, over which time it just
Gone To Work
My Thoughts Part 4
I am sure all of you are a little confused as to why all of you but 12 were deleted from my friends list (stupid fubar says that I have 241 friends), they can never get anything right on this site! Just like it says I have 61 pictures when I only have 7! All of the 3,000 people on my list were here for one thing and not really my friend. Anyway, I am only on here for friends and friends only. I have made a few that I can call my friends. If I post some pictures of me on here, it will only be rated pg, not X! If I do post a nsfw picture, it is only for 1 person to see. Please don't ask me to see it. I was hurting someone I love very much and never meant to hurt him. I never want to hurt him again! Ciao!

Life Is Rough!!!
I Need Friends
i am new to this, i need friends
Pics & Vids!
Come by and check my new as well as old pics. Rate and comment please as well as my videos on my page. Have a great day.

I dont realy know what to say or write on here. but hell what ever.
Stories
Without sounding commonplace or vulgar, I wanted to fuck her the moment I saw her. It's that immediate, visceral response to which I think most, if not all, men can relate. It was through Gene, a client/friend that I met his wife Terri. I am a senior account manager at a bank and, frequently, Gene would be in my office discussing finances and Terri's name would be a constant in his discourse, something typical of husbands more than a little bit enamored with their wives. At the end of our sessions, it was also typical of him to say, you know, you really should meet Terri. I could never gauge to what degree he was actually serious. And, I could never see any compelling reason why I should meet her. Gene called one day, inviting me to lunch at a restaurant not far from where I worked. He ended the conversation by saying, there is someone here I want you to meet. I thought nothing of it, only that it was someone connected with his business. In retrospect, it wasn't surprisi
My Daily Grind Pictures
Ok here it is, My daily grind pics are not of me. they are of sailors and soldiers that are going away overseas. They are of the units i train and evaluate. They are not for public view, and dont just think since ur not able to see them i dont like ya. or ur not my friend. this is my Career and i love what i do. I love my fellow brothers and sisters in arms. hope u all understand, and respect my choice to not make these photo's public
Dear Submissive,
Dear submissive, You have asked what it is that I, as a Dominant, would wish for, would desire, would be pleased to receive. And I believe it only appropriate to reply as honestly as I able to such a heartfelt request. I want to know you firstly as a person, someone with a mind, with thoughts, with opinions and with hopes. I want to be proud of you and your achievements, and I want to be warmed by your joy, your happiness and your passion. I want to share hopes and dreams, laughter and tears, light and darkness. At its root, I want our relationship to be fulfilling emotionally and intellectually. Without the ability to be open and honest at this level, we can never hope to be open and honest at a sexual level. I want to know you secondly as a woman, with a woman's desires, a woman's passions, a woman's vulnerability, a woman's need to be held, sheltered and affirmed. I want to know you intimately; your curves, your sensitive places, your melting point
Here With Me
The South
>> The 'Rules of the South' are as follows!!! >> >> >> 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. >> >> 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. >> >> 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a >> pickup > truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to > get > dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. >> >> 4. They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money > to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-40 goes east and west, I-65 goes > north and south. Pick one. >> >> 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton > strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. >> >> 6. So every person in the south waves. It's calle d being friendly. Try > to understand the concept. >> >> 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL > shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your > ear > at the
Life Is Rough!!!
You
Love's Recall Nothing could have made my heart break more than when you said good-bye No other person on earth could make me cry the tears I've cried I look for you everywhere and to no avail, you're not there I wish I could hold you now - you'll never know how deeply I cared It's not right to love someone as much as I love you I need the strength to go on but it's no use When I cry these tears they go straight out to your heart I wish you would come back to these arms - in my mind we'll never be apart Now you're gone and my whole world's come tumbling down When I lie in bed at night in my heart your voice is the only sound The love I have for you runs through my veins I can see nothing but you - your presence has driven me insane But I don't blame you when it was all my fault I thought I could get over you, but inside my body your image is caught Please come back to me - you're the only one I'll ever want in my life And being without your love burns deep - it cuts l
Cajun Dui
Don't let anyone tell you that Cajun's aren't smart!!! Only a person in Louisiana could think of this. >From the parish where drunk driving is considered a sport comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Houma , Louisiana . After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started the car, switched the wipers on and off-it was a fine summer night-, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn, and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as som
Let's Make A Deal....
Let's Make A Deal You forgive me for liking you too much, And I'll forgive you for not liking me enough. You forgive me for missing you so, And I'll forgive you for being so cold. You forgive me for the loud racing of my heart, And I'll forgive you for not hearing it. You forgive me for playing your games, And I'll forgive you for toying with my emotions. You forgive me for finding you so attractive, And I'll forgive you for not noticing. You forgive me for raising you up so high, And I'll forgive you for bringing me down so low. You forgive me for wanting to be with you, And I'll forgive you for avoiding me. You forgive me for being so pathetic, And I'll forgive you for taking advantage of it. You forgive me for not being able to let go, And I'll forgive you for never having latched on. You forgive me for having hopes and dreams, And I'll forgive you for crushing them. Forgiveness brings inner peace. Do we have a deal?
Jokes For Men And Women
WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes." He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's
Still,,,
And You're Gone No more dreams of warm hands and soft eyes, No more hopes of gentle kisses in the night. The realization of losing you is slow in sinking in. I never wanted it to be my fault, So why do I feel like it is? I always wanted someone who could make me happy, I yearned for someone to make me feel loved. And I received all these useless questions, Which the answers to we don't know. All left to this pointless wonder. I don't mean this to make you feel guilty, It's just that I don't know what to say. I never expected to ever lose you, It hit me like a slap in the face. I hope you know that I still love you.
What???
Broken Heart I will never forget the days we once had The days when you were everything to me My mind used to tell me we'd be together forever But now I realize that was all a big dream The feelings I have for you will never go I wish I could take back that one regretful day The day when I willingly let you slide from my arms Never did I think of the astonishing pain of regrets That I would once have to live through The sight of you in someone else's arms Makes my heart shatter into a million pieces I sometimes wonder if you still think of me Or if to you, I'm just a face in the crowd I wish so very much that one day we can have it all back But for now, I'll sit here silently Remembering all the memories we once shared Everyday my love grows much stronger Hoping that one day you will feel the same And put back the pieces of my broken heart. What Did You Expect? You came into my life As quickly as you left. You grabbed a cutting knife And sliced ri
Slip
Slip disgusting only try to hide shrink try to disappear slip try to slip away unnoticed hurt it's all I can feel tragedy it's what I've become -(c) J.Bendiksen
Never Again
Words encircle my mind Ink to paper the words fly Tools of a new creation A new creation left up to me Words a salvation My only escape Everything else just falls to pieces Nothing much remains Never again the same Inner sorrows Overcome by emotions Everything falling apart Cracking Splitting Only truth and raw emotion remain There is no mask left to hide behind Torn in two Broken Never again the same No longer afraid -(c) J.Bendiksen
Love
Men!!!!
My ex and I have been broken up for about 2months now... He already has a girlfriend but I'm also dating someone nothing serious but I like him a lot but I don't want to add another person to the sex list... So my ex and I are still having sex. I still love him so much but it seems like he is a much different person than when the time we met... I am really scared for him.... I would love to get back together with him but I don't think I would take him back because he has hurt me so much by not being there for me when I needed him... I don't know, All I have to say love is a hard thing the word gets thrown around like it's nothing. Love should only be said when it's how you really feel.. WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT ON MY PG THAT YOU KEEP ON LOOKING AT ME FOR? YES I KNOW I'M GORGOUS BUT LIKE A COWARD YOU HAVE YOUR PG BLOCKED FROM ME....BUT DON'T WORRY I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT YOUR PG AND SEE U AND YOUR UGLY ASS GIRLFRIENDS COUGHslutsCOUGH I JUST DON'T SEE WHAT I EVER HAVE SEEN IN YOU... DON'T
Just Thinking
Quiet Riot Lead Singer Kevin Dubrow Dies 40 minutes ago LAS VEGAS (AP) — Kevin Dubrow, lead singer for the 1980s heavy metal band Quiet Riot that scored a hit with "Cum on Feel the Noize," was found dead in a Las Vegas home. He was 52. The cause was not immediately known. A neighbor summoned police and paramedics Sunday to the house where he was pronounced dead, police and coroner's officials said. There was no forced entry, and no suspicious circumstances were reported, police Officer Jose Montoya said Monday. Quiet Riot was perhaps best known for its 1983 cover of "Cum on Feel the Noize." The song, featuring Dubrow's powerful, gravelly voice, appeared on the band's album "Metal Health" — which was the first by a metal band to reach No. 1 on the Billboard chart. DuBrow recorded his first solo album in 2004, "In for the Kill," and the band's last studio CD, "Rehab," came out in October 2006. "I can't even find words to say," Quiet Riot drummer Frank Banali wrote on
Polls
What Is This The Planet Of The Apes ???
->DOWN RATEN...: So you People Fan Each other For Just Fanning Each and you have No Talent ??? what is this the Planet of the Apes ??? Did I miss some thing Last Night ??? CRAZY ->DOWN RATEN...: I'm Not a artist or actor or play music they have Fans I'm Just a Person, ¢¾Em...: ok....brb im cooking dinner ->DOWN RATEN...: I don't need any fans it's stupid I did nothing to have a Fan ¢¾Em...: coz u visited my profile and rated me it was too late when i noticed u rated me 6 hahahaha ->DOWN RATEN...: I have No Talents ->DOWN RATEN...: why are you Fanning Me ?? ¢¾Em...: oh why?? ->DOWN RATEN...: I don't want any Fans ¢¾Em...: i dont hate downraters i should be thankful at least they give me points even a lil ->DOWN RATEN...: No don't Fan me ¢¾Em...: lol sorry ideleted u as fans i will fan u again ->DOWN RATEN...: Hello ->DOWN RATEN...: is that better ?? ¢¾Em...: even fanned you ¢¾Em...: Thanks for the 6 but i gave u 11 instead ♥МĨĹ&#
The Dream
I am sitting on the back of this beautiful powerful machine...I feel the power between my legs as the engine revs up harder and faster...my arms around your waist breathing you in until I feel I have to have you. The faster you go the more I hold on and feel myself getting all hot and wet, I know I have to have you soon. I need to feel your hands all over me touching me in places that were once so cold and alone. YOur tongue caressing every inch of me tasting all the sweetness I have to offer. God it feels so good. The look in your eyes as you plunge deep inside me filling me up with every inch of you. The rythmatic motion molds are bodies into one perfect being stuck in a moment of pure bliss. The taste of your mouth on mine the feel of your tongue swirling deeper and deeper in my hot mouth. I love your taste, I want to drink you up and hold you forever. I run my nails down your back, pushing you deeperin me til I feel I will explode with such force I may die. Then I wake....I guess
38,000 To Level
WOOT WOOT SHES ALMOST THERE..IM WAITING FOR A HAPPY HOUR TO RATE THE REST OF HER STUFF..THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP.SHOW SOMEV LOVE AND MAKE HER THE NEXT GOD MOTHER:) a href="http://fubar.com/user.php?u=526076&friend=526076" target=_blank>Luscious♥Mami - (Fan/Rate me then add, plz)@ fubar
Vacation
today i star my 9 day vacation from work it is so nice being able to do what i want and not having to got to work.
48,000 To God Mother
THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR ALL THE LOVE YOU SHOWED HER DURING HAPPY HOUR.....HAVENT SLEPT YET SO IM WATCHING TO SEE IF ANYONE JUMPS IN WITH ONE...SHOW HER SOME LOVE.... Luscious♥Mami - (Fan/Rate me then add, plz)@ fubar
Let Me Know Whats Good!!!!!!
Yo i'm designing shirts, jeans and shoes if you want something let me know shirts or pants $25 shoes $125.... Yo just let me know your sizes so i can go and get whatever you want yo i'll design something and take a picture of it and show it to you then put it on whatever you want show it to you and then we can arrange away to make a exchange trough paypal or ebay or something so let me know whats good!!!!!
Thoughts
Last night I stepped down from SER Management and Dj'ing. I think that is one of the hardest things I have ever done in my life. Everyone was very supportive of my reasons, and thankfully it is that way...I had a few ppl that thought I was doing it for attention...but what the hell let ppl think what they want, I love my SER family and will still support them, I just needed to do this for my own personal health..sometimes it is so easy to get wrapped up in the Drama on Fubar you forget to take care of what matters most. Everyone takes things on this site to seriously sometimes and forgets that it is an escape. I started to do that and it caused me some serious health problems. So by stepping back from everything I was doing I am hoping to just get back to what I joined this site for and maybe even get some of my passion back for other things... Death looms over all.........sometimes it is closer than anyone really thinks.......whether it is the fact that I have no meds to take or wha
Unwanted Drama
F#cking D#mba$$ People!
I just got reported for having NSFW pics and I looked at what they were. THey were me w/ my shirt not on!!! Thats some fucking stupid ass bullshit and I wish I knew who did it because I would love to ask why they are such a fucking MORON! Fucking retarded shit!
Stuff Goin On In My Head
First things first, I know its been a while since I've done one of these things, and I have so much I want to share with you all. I do apologize for being gone cuz I know you all have been worried about me and wondering how I have been doing. I do appreciate all of the emails and well wishes from all of my friends though and I love the hell out of all of you guys. I do have some wonderful news to share with you all. Now most of you know that for as long as I can remember, my passion has always been computers, well after all of the years of searching and hoping, all of the lousy jobs for less that lousy pay, I finally got my break. I got hired as an Information Systems Support Specialist (aka Computer Tech) for a casino in Lemoore, which is like 45 min from where I live. I found out about the position through a job fair they were having. I applied for several positions that day but the IS position was the one that caught my eye. I had 3 interviews for that position and got hired, drug
Wow
X-games Last Night
I was watching this live on tv last night! Jake Brown was in 1st place, and dropped nearly 50 feet to the bottom of the ramp!
93,000 To Godmother:)
HAPPY HOUR IS IN 8 MINUTES...SHOW HER SOME MAD LOVE AND HELP MAKE HER A GOD MOTHER Luscious♥Mami - (Fan/Rate me then add, plz)@ fubar
Riding The Wave Of An Iconoclast Freak
"We live in a world that denies our love and treats us as 'abnormal' or at the bery least sexualizes our lives to a strange and glamorous effect. It denies our existence and questions our deepest emotions and identities. It commits assault, verbal and otherwise, on our communities. It creates stereotypes for us to be abominations in the mainstream cultures (queer and straight) and it makes us live as second class members of both and it's members often live in hate of our 'secret' feelings which monosexual cultures prohibit. We can talk about 'normal' when those days are gone. Celebrating bi-ness is about living and loving in fierce and beautiful ways. A community that supports and provides an outlet for that process is essential. Therefore, celebrating bi-ness in our communities (whether they currently exist or not) is essential." (from my friend Rachel Rainbowspryte) Okay, so I am outting myself right here, right now. I don't shave my legs or my armpits and I like it that way. It
I Luv My Baby
Learn to apreciate the sway of life Like moving water it never stays the same It can pull you under without proper warning While the current can push you away You never stay in the same place As you pass by a familar bend Don't always assume it will go the same way Because part of the sway Is knowing you never know My father once explained it as a man and women are standing from different vantage points and no matter where you stand you will never see it from the same perspective as a women. I am not sure if it is chemistry or what but there is a reason why the older you get the less you know about women as a whole. I strongly feel they hold far too much power over men. Only a women can have you higher then high only to slam you back to earth the same day. Maybe it's because men live life with logic and strategy while women are all over the place using nothing more the emotion. All I know at this point is always expect the unexpected and try not to
What Is Love?
Giving out shot's today, who wants one? Leave me a comment telling me what's your favorite drink and I will get for you! Please sign my guest book and I will do the same for you! Thank you. NOONE HAS A CRUSH ON ME YET, DAMN WHAT DOES A GIRL HAVE TO DO TO GET SOME LOVE?
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The severity of symptoms varies greatly between individuals; however, all people with autism have some core symptoms in the areas of: * Social interactions and relationships. Symptoms may include: o Significant problems developing nonverbal communication skills, such as eye-to-eye gazing, facial expressions, and body posture. o Failure to establish friendships with children the same age. o Lack of interest in sharing enjoyment, interests, or achievements with other people. o Lack of empathy. People with autism may have difficulty understanding another person's feelings, such as pain or sorrow. * Verbal and nonverbal communication. Symptoms may include: o Delay in, or lack of, learning to talk. As many as 50% of people with autism never speak.2 o Problems taking steps to start a conversation. Also, people with autism have difficulties continuing a conversation once it has begun. o Stereotyped and re
Movies
A psychological thriller about a man who is sometimes controlled by his murder-and-mayhem-loving alter ego. Great movie... More then just whats on top... .... Check it out .... A marksman (Wahlberg) living in exile is coaxed back into action after learning of a plot to kill the president. Ultimately double-crossed and framed for the attempt, he goes on the run to track the real killer and find out who exactly set him up, and why. .... Smart Movie,And some intuitive ways to save your life. .... Check it out .... After a drug-op gone bad, Joey Gazelle is put in charge of disposing the gun that shot a dirty cop. But things go wrong for Joey after the neighbor kid stole the gun and used it to shoot his abusive father. Now Joey has to find the kid and the gun before the police and the mob find them first. ..... Check it out ..... "More then meets the eye"
Throwup Productions Presents.....
electro-arm wrestling..throw-up productions style http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB5dqRmXoQI electro arm wrestling part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG_F6U2fTzc Shocking donavan again http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XViP5XaeneU fat guy on scooter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbzQTyOhTf4 Parody of Chocolate Rain http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1eXhPFAJQY PuRiTy gets electoshocked (full upper torso) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfGlT4xk3hU PuRiTy gets arm electroshocked http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj1m2qhyOUU check them out!!!!!! more to come!!!!
Lyrics Talking For Me
"Don't Stay" LINKIN PARK Sometimes I need to remember just to breathe Sometimes I need you to stay away from me Sometimes I’m in disbelief I didn’t know Somehow I need you to go [Chorus:] Don’t stay Forget our memories Forget our possibilities What you were changing me into Just give me myself back and Don’t stay Forget our memories Forget our possibilities Take all your faithlessness with you Just give me myself back and Don’t stay Sometimes I feel like I trusted you too well Sometimes I just feel like screaming at myself Sometimes I’m in disbelief I didn’t know Somehow I need to be alone [Chorus] I don’t need you anymore, I don’t want to be ignored I don’t need one more day of you wasting me away I don’t need you anymore, I don’t want to be ignored I don’t need one more day of you wasting me away With no apologies [Chorus] Don't stay Don't stay Water Bowl Lyrics Cirque du Soliel (Zumanity) For too long, love seemed like an il
Woah Woah
Have any of you ever just seen or heard or even thought something that just makes you go WTF??? I was at the store today, and this woman had the nerve to buy her boyfriend's kid some candy, but when her own son asked for something, she said no because she just spent all of her money on the other kid. To me that's Fuxt up. I mean really. If people can't buy something like that for both of their kids or all of the kids that are with them, then they need not to buy it for any of them. That's just mean. How is someone going to put their own kid aside for someone else's kid jus to get laid???
Bored
come on ppl im bored as shit some on fuckin talk to me damnit
Watch This Creepy Ass Shit. It Freaked Me Out And I Never Get Freaked Out.
Believe & Receive
Gods gift to you is creativity; what you do with it is your gift to God." Friends are like balloons; once you let them go, you can't get them back. So I'm gonna tie you to my heart so I never lose you. Send this to all your friends including me and see how many you get back. Send this balloon to everybody you like. You may also return it to me. If four balloons are returned to you, something you have been waiting for a long time will happen!!!! Believe me...... It really happens! Send a lot of little balloons to your friends!!! “Therefore, I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours” (Mark 11:24, NIV). Today's Word from Joel and Victoria Has God spoken things to your heart that haven’t come to pass yet? Sometimes when we are believing for things, it’s easy to let circumstances and the pressures of life drag us down. But when you make the choice to receive your promise by picturing it in your mind’s e
Some One Help
MY VIP DISAPPEARED...IM SO SAD. MAYBE THE VIP FAIRY WILL BLESS ME WITH ONE WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING! NIGHT NIGHT GUYS!!!
The Grave I Dug
ok so this morning i got woken up by my cell phone at like 9 in the morning wen i was up till like 3 in the morning that night (if that makes sense) i didnt answer it so i fell back to sleep 20 later... another fucking call! i was pissed! i turned off my phone and threw it across the room! thankgod it didnt break! so i finally got up at 12 BTW(thats my fav time to get up at) i went to kaitlins house wer i found her grounded she dosnt know y shes grounded but she is so we left her house after her mom told her not to go any wer she left a note and told her we were goin to the park! we went and got martina then we went back to my house to get my 3 matching bikes we named them my bike is toga kaitlins is scort martinas is kilt idk y we named them that but i love it! then we went to BK i flirted with the guy bhind the counter and i bought martina and i 2 burgers and chicken fires kaitlin didnt want anything so i got the food and next thing ya know the guy gave
Shooting At Me
Some little dip-shit tried shooting at me while they were trying to break into my nephews car! I heard the alarm warning sound and ran into the front yard with a sword, he he! Yelling and screaming when from behind some bushes a gunshot rang out! After about pissing my pants I ran into the house got my nephew and called the police. they were sceptacle about it after not finding a shell but took the report anyway! Damn, Little bastards!
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Im Leaving Today Sometime
The Little Blue Demon In Me.
The little one has come for me what shall I do, for I see the madness He brings with him. I cannot let Him do it. I must run hide go to the ends of the earth. I must run for eternity so He cannot posses me but why why me I did nothing to deserve this. I must face Him and reason with Him. "why" "why" now He has me His control is so strong now I'm starting to loose all hope it's getting darker, and darker I'm loosing my self my hart grows cold and now I know what must be dun but is There another way. I must end us for he will not just go away. But I cannot do it I'm not strong enough and now he is in control. I can feel the hate flowing in my vanes, what evil is this? I don't hate but why Duse He make me hate at least I still have love He cannot take that from me. Maybe love is what it takes to beat Him. Yes love, I will love Him and see what happens..... Shining through the darkness Cutting through the night Flying on angelic wings Waiting for the fight But still, I hate you
Soooooo Pretty Much
Funny Shit!
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner,shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially 'Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day.' Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak, a BJ & shut your mouth for the rest of the day! That's it! This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try T
I'm Sorry
I'm sorry..if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.I'm sorry..if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorry..if I'm not tan enough for you.I'm sorry..if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you.I'm sorry..If i don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorry..if I'm too tall or short for you.I'm sorry..if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like meI'm sorry..if my hair is not long enough.sorry...if I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen.But most of all...I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry."If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are.."First hit reply then copy the code
Who Think's Im A Good Lookin Man?
im bein curious
Ummmmm Yeah
Support R Troops
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!!!!!I don't see your ass enlisted, overseas, seperated from your family for months and constantly in harms way!!!!>Love,Mizzzz Kitty~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~**~*~**~*~*~*To all my fallen brothers, u r not forgotten. To all my brothers soon to return, following winds and calm seas!Turn up your volume*You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all t
Truth
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I 'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE W
Talk About Getting A Gifthorse In The Mouth! Lol
Statix Underground
WHATS UP EVERYONE,,, YES STATICS KLUB-X-TREME IS NO MORE WAS DELETED LAST WEEK,, I HAVE CREATED A NEW LOUNGE,, WITH A NEW LOOK AND NEW SETUP,, CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR ALL POSISTIONS,, DJ'S,,SECURITY...ETC ... EITHIER FUBARMAIL MYSELF OR MY GENERAL MANAGER DJ WICKID... SO EVERYONE STOP ON IN HAVE SOME FUN AND ENJOY http://fubar.com/lounge.php?l=9265
Friends
normal friends vs. redneck friend FRIENDS: Never ask for food REDNECKS: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. REDNECKS: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REDNECKS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. REDNECKS: Cry with you. with the good and the bad FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REDNECKS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: know a few things about you. REDNECKS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. REDNECKS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. REDNECKS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while. REDNECKS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had eno
Life
Soldiers come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. a soldier is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician and the subtlety of Mt. Saint Helens. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible. A Soldier is a Soldier all his life. You can kick him out of your house, but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list, but not off your mind. They are found everywhere; In love, in battle, in lust, in trouble, in debt, in bars... and sometimes behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter, clean clothes or a pack of smokes. A Soldier is a genius with a deck of cards. Brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of Playboy or Sports Illustrated or GUNS & AMMO in his back pocket. When he wants s
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this will be short and sweet i still love him! so very much he means so much to me. i just want everyone to know i still love him!
Love
LOVE IS THE ONLY FORCE CAPABLE OF TRANSFORMING AN ENEMY INTO A FRIEND ( MARTIN LUTHER KING JR)
How To Drive In Phoenix
1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is: "FEE-NICKS". 2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00am to noon. The evening rush hour is from noon to 7:00pm. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning. 3. The minimum acceptable speed on most freeways is 85 mph. On Loop 101, your speed is expected to match the highway number. Anything less is considered "Wussy". 4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Phoenix has its own version of traffic rules. For example, cars/trucks with the loudest muffler go first at a four-way stop; the trucks with the biggest tires go second. However, East Valley, SUV-driving, cell phone-talking moms ALWAYS have the right of way. 5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot. 6. Never honk at anyone. Ever. Seriously. It's another offense that can get you shot. 7. Road construction is permanent and continuous in Phoenix. Detour barrels are moved around during the middle o
She Walked Out On Me
there was a chick named trisha who walked out on me two years ago i spent 6 months trying to find her but gave up eventually, she left me cuz she said she was scared of me loving her and doing things for her so that gave her the right to walk out on me??, just because i gave her my heart and my love too??, trisha you know who you are, and where your at in life you really hurt me in life and my love and my feelings for you, if you get this great im just venting about finding you like last week or so i dont remember i just hope how much of a mistake you made walking out on me!!!!!, waht would you do if you found someone two years later that someone had done the same thing to you??, now two years alter she's asking me for another chance I say may'be but she might do it again to Me, I dunno bout giving her another chance what do you people think????, should I give her another chance of say you lost out, or get lost?? leave an opinion or comment or vote, have a great weekend??
Military Support
You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go to the mall and get your hair redone.He
Minnesota Bridge Collapse August 1, 2007
Dedicated to all people who lost their lives during the bridge collapse in Minnesota on August 1st 2007. And all the firefighters who saved many lives today. The bridge collapsing, in front of peoples eyes. people in cars being thrown into the waters.Rescuers, carrying out people with broken backs, necks, jaws. And some just tramatized.Cars dangling off the side of the bridge, flooding with water.And some cars just stopped short from the edge, just feet away from the fast pace Mississippi River.More people getting escorted out of the water with broken bones, being transported to local hospitals close to the scene.Cars and trucks smashed, as rescue workers help every person they can to get to safety.
Food For Thought
A wise man once told me..... "Knowledge is useless if the vessel is not fortified" It meant a lot to me when I first heard it and I never forgot it, so I'm sharing it with you! Once you figure out what it means, you'll have an even better perspective on MANY things... you don't wanna just scratch the surface... yanno?? You can UNDERSTAND someone within a few minutes of talking to them if you're pretty perceptive and intuitive. But keep in mind, you DO NOT KNOW them until you really unlock the doors that you can't see. And it takes TIME to decipher someone.. well, someone with depth that is.. Really though, why would you wanna get to know anyone who DOESN'T have depth? Maybe if you DON'T have any depth yourself, you're content with just scratching the surface... ME personally, I'm far TOO TALL for mere shallow waters! Anyway, you gotta dig deep... real deep, not just scratch the damn surface. Too many people get Understanding someone and Knowing someone so confused. Take time t
This Is Me
Reasons why you fall for that special guy: He kissess our forehead. He gets that cute side smile when he looks only at you. when he slips his hand in yours he always squeezes them. He sings your favorite songs to you even though he has a horrible voice....and knows it. He has a pet name for you and uses in front of his family and friends. When his lips touch yours he holds u tighter and makes it feel like he's never gonna let you go. when he's driving he grabs a strand of your hair and just plays with it. Your the first person he comes to when he has a problem. he takes you out in the middle of night to somewhere dark and you lay on the hood of his car looking at stars and talking about anything and everything. He's always there for you even when you dont ask him to be. He has that twinkle in his eye when ever he looks at you. He will pull his car over when ur guy's "song" comes on the radio and get you out of the car just to dance with you. He takes you to see your fa
Bianca_vag
Eric picked me up and went to go get Justin to eat at Buffalo Wild Wings. For some reason Justin wanted to take everyone out and even PAY for it. Wow, that was nice of him. I only met him once, this was the second time but he's very nice. He's a little odd...he yells in German a lot. But I had a fun night. We ate, laughed, prank called people and then met up with Erics girlfriend at Wal-Mart. I played with Barbies and stole some undies. hehehehehhehehehehe. pretty ones too. It was nice to be out with the guys. I kept grabbing bras and thongs, telling Eric he should try them out. Being with guys is so much fun...girls are all lame. Guys are flipppin sweet. But yeah it was cool. I invited them to my dorm aka the awesome apartment for a housewarming party. Tee Hee. I'll miss Eric and I will defintely keep in touch with Justin. He likes industrial like I do and loves all the bands I do. Sweet deal. Anywho, I'm gonna dance in my new undies. -BiancaVagina I'm sorry..if I'm not skinny enou
Sorry Mommy And Daddy....
Date: Aug 2, 2007 7:37 AM Subject: sorry mommy and daddy Body: i didn't mean to turn the channel to a differant channel. SORRY MOMMY && DADDY. i didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night. SORRY MOMMY && DADDY. i didn't mean to play with my dolls that long. SORRY MOMMY && DADDY. i didn't mean to trip over your shoes in the middle of the floor. SORRY MOMMY && DADDY. i didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't i eat? SORRY MOMMY && DADDY. i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday. SORRY MOMMY && DADDY. i didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot. 1,504,000 CHILDREN GET ABUSED BY THEIR GAURDIANS. IT'S NOT RIGHT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER. IF YOU THINK CHILD ABUSE IS WRONG YOU CAN HELP BY RE-POSTING. *****YOU HAVE TO PRESS REPLY SO YOU CAN COPY CODE & REPOST.
The Mind Of Moshe
I want to ask a question. Not to anyone in particular because I don't want to hear what 'everyone' says. I feel like I can do this because I doubt anyone will see this so here it goes. I recently lost someone who I loved very much. She was the only person I ever let get close to me. She meant everything to me. Now I have no idea how to go on. I put so much of myself into her. It never occured to me she wouldn't be around anymore. I didn't reallly plan for it. Now, it hurts to breath. No one will ever know any of this because I'm good at hiding things. I always have been, but inside I'm dying. Most days I'm on the verge of tears but no one notices. I guess because I'm a guy and people don't expect that from a guy. I can't sleep because I dream that she is still here right next to me. She wanted to get married and I told her we should wait. I told her I would be ready later but it was too close to my divorce. I wish I had now. I wish things would have been different. I wish I wou
Just More Pain........
What's real? This? Heck no.... There are a few people who really care but there are few. The rest are players and really don't matter anyway. They like to toy with your emotions, making believe they really care until they tire of you and move on. So what... Did I fall for the game? I guess I did. I am one of the many, the fallen who just quit caring as I once did. My wall of protection has once again been reassembled so I don't have to feel anymore. Am I now cold? No... I still love and hurt but I just refuse to let it get to me anymore. Sometimes I feel I am cold and empty but who really cares? You? When was the last time you called just to share yourself and not because you thought I was in a emotional termoil? I don't need therapy!!! I need good trustworthy friends who really care for me as much as I do for them. I know I am not fooling anyone.. My heart is still in the same place no matter how hard I try to cover up or deny. I still cry.... but alas I digress ....
Introduction, Depressing
I wanted to start this as a way to exorcise...something. Much of what I write will seem a little unbelievable I'll admit, but all true. I deal with depression a lot but I'm not sure if it's a chemical imbalance or that so much shit happens to me so often. I was adopted when i was 7 after spending time in Foster homes. When I was finally adopted it was by the worst family you can imagine. Now this is where I have to decide how much to write and how much to simply allude to because the fact is I want you to keep reading what I write. Which brings me to an interesting thought. Why? Why do I want you to keep reading? The fact is I'm a very private person and dispite my look I talk to almost no one. I go into a bar and drink alone, watch people, listen to conversations, enjoy the view of a pretty women, but never talk to people. Well, I can't say never but rarely. When I do talk to a woman they somehow think I'm trying to pick them up which is rediculous. The bar is the last
What Ever!
It appears that you can't tell people that they look like a skank on here cuz they are half dressed but bitch that they don't want to be hit on....wtf is the deal.....well I am sure that I will be kicked off here for my opinions....Hello iffen you don't want to be looked at please put some damn clothes on!
Attention Levelers
PLEASE SAVE RATES..WE HAVE A BACK TO BACK HAPPY HOUR TOMMOROW AT 6&7...THIS IS OUR TARGET....LETS MAKE HER OUR NEXT GOD MOTHER..... PLEASE RATE HER STUFF DURING HAPPY HOURS...IF THERE IS A HAPPY HOUR PRIOR TOO PLEASE SPANK HER SHES GOT ALOT OF PICTURES AND STASH!!!! Luscious♥Mami - (Fan/Rate me then add, plz)@ fubar
Poem
I ma but only a human being I breath, I eat, I sleep, I love, I live I have been engulfed in a dark place, with dark thaughts that i cant even begin to describe I am in love wiht the most wonderful person in the world How terrible and slfish am I that all i want is for him and I to be together, all I want is him With that said I want him to happy I want his life to be perfect! I love him wiht all my heart They say if you love something let it go, if it comes back thats how you know it is ment to be! This is me saying I love you! This is me saying I miss you! This is me letting go!
Poetry..words Of Meaning In My Life.
I write your name in the sand, and watch the tide wash it away I feel the ground beneath my feet, diminish like the day The sun sets over the horizon, another day ends I close my eyes to dream of a love that will not bend With the waking sun, comes the sweet thoughts of you I can't help but smile thinking of a love so true Often I wonder what I did so right To deserve someone as wonderful as you in my life I breathe easy now, as I stare at the tide Knowing you are always there by my side. The stars streaked across the deep blue night Out into the world without the slightest bit of fright To the north and south, not a thing would stir My thoughts echoed, and in my head they blurred The rocks were scattered across the river before me With each step I took, it became harder to see The moonlight only reached so far The dark paths ahead seemed so hard Through the trees I now walk And to the smiling moon I talk Though no reply is received Every thoug
Check The Ring,yo'
Well, my name is mc chris, I saw that you were alone. I don't know if you knew this but I rock the microphone. You look one kind of lonely - I'm so the antidote. You look seven kinds of juicy like a slice of cantaloupe. You rock the Sheena Easton 'cause, girlfriend, you got the look. And no, I am not teasin', you can read me like a book. Erotic fiction in the kitchen, we'll experiment with foods. Leftovers on my boner puts me in a mighty mood. Okay, I'm a little forward, maybe I should try reverse; what's your name, what's you game, mind if I rifle through your purse? Here's the capper, I'm a rapper, just do a Google search; twenty pages, I'm amazin'! What's your addy? I'll send merch! That's when I saw the rock, the ice, the diamond! It hit me like it's lightning! It's frightening! I'm cryin'. "I was stylin', profilin', down payment on my Scion. His name is Brian, he's in Fallujah freedom fightin', so don't ask me who's your daddy. I'm someone else's mommy. You can bu
Help A Fella Out
Friends Fans and Fam....meet one of the greatest guys I have met on here. He never fails, everyday leaving me a comment to let me know he is thinking of me. I know he does this for alot of you too. He has been trying to get help in leveling for a week now. I know we can do it with help. 18k is a walk in the park. So amaze me please! I really want to help him get there! Thank You in Advance! Much Love Jamie Tim ~SouthernOutlawBiker~DirtySouthCrew@ fubar
Check This Out
alcoholic beverage anyone? (with pics)malibu coconut rumYou are malibu coconut rum. You love to chill, take it easy and smooth. If this was an outdoor party I could just see you skinny dipping. Sip this drink you prefer taste than to making a total ass out of yourself, by taking shots. I think that's totally rad and cool, at leaast you would be more capable of driving people home?Myspace Quizzes Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when your eyes meet mine, I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start. How Do Men See You?
2800 To Level
SHE JUST NEEDS A LIL MORE HELP..SHOW SOME LOVE Linda ~*IBIC*~**~*Wifey of Billy*~@ fubar THIS IS MY LAST FOR THE NIGHT,...AWESOME JOB TODAY WE HELPED 15 PEOPLE LEVEL UP. OVER 70,000 IN POINTS .... THANKS EVERYONE FOR AWESOME TEAM WORK...GOOD NIGHT AND SWEET DREAMS
Nuber 1 Player
This Is Our Battle. It's The Limb Of Our Lives.
Please Pray For This Family
OUR RAY PASSED AWAY 15 MINUTES AGO.please remember cindy and robbie and jimmy in prayers plz I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS MOMENT TO HAVE ALL MY FRIENDS , FANS, FAMILY MEMBERS TO TAKE A MOMENT OUT OF YOUR TIME AND SEND ALL YOUR LOVE TO RAY AND HIS FAMILY HE HAS BEEN HOSPITALIZED WITH CYSTIC FIBROSIS AND HAS BEEN HOSPITALIZED AND REMAINS IN THE HOSPITAL NOW ALL I ASK FROM ALL MY FRIENDS AND FANS IS TO PLEASE GO BY AND SHOW HIS FAMILY YOUR SUPPORT AND YOUR PRAYERS THIS WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO ME IF ALL OF YOU COULD JUST TAKE A MOMENT OUT OF YOUR TIME AND DO THIS FOR ME..
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Mother fucker im bored. I wanr a mannnn Someone help me out? Hhahahha funny shit, Me and my Juggalettes went to the mall teh other day to pick on kids and i wore Farie wings and FLEW around the mall HAHAHA Funny shit. I got hit on by Sum random ass guy. Malls are fun to fuck up.
My Favorit Song!!!
DO YOU LIKE MY EYES? IF YOU DO CLICK ON MY PHOTO HERE AND VOTE FOR ME!!! PLEASE HELP!! I WILL SHOW LOVE BACK TO ALL THAT DOES!!! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX PAYTON
Falls Out Of My Head Thru My Fingers
ok,a good night sleep can do wonders. i'm feeling better now,same problems,but hopefully i can handle them more objectively. thank you to my friend who stayed up and talked it out with me last night.just too much going on and i'm hoping for the best on all outcomes. going to have 24 hours to myself this weekend so going to relax,chill and try to remember me for awhile. when you have a week so bad,you know your being tested.i know,its just a day,tomorrow will be better,yadayada. its like i cannot be enough for anyone,not the family,not the child,not the job,not friends,not anyone,except maybe eBay sellers cause they are lovin' when i get down..lol. just feel like i've had 3 yrs of crap,its someone elses turn over the barrel.i'm near tears over every damn thing,even the news,and no,its not hormones .seems like the news had some horribly sad stories this week. but i do wonder,i'm a believer in karma. what did i dish out that was so bad? or is it all of us,mankind,cause almost everyone i k
My First Contest
Well I am still running in the DILF contest and am in the #1 spot right now. Thanks to those who have helped so far. If you could please spare a few minutes of time and leave a few comments it would be greatly appreciated. Well I entered a contest for sexiest dad on fubar. It is a race to 20,000 comments if you all would like to help just follow the link and leave me some comments. Feel free to repost this if you would like to. The contest I entered is still going on I could still use your votes. If you want to come leave a comment or two or more I would really appreciate it. Just click the pic below.
In The Still Of The Night
Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the holidays (hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings). However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone Calls and text messages: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation after 2 a.m. can have much substance or necessity. Why would you make me call my ex's? Especially when I know, for a fact, they DO NOT want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night. 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal. But, why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce alon
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The Truth Hurts Doesn't It?
Scottie and I would like to thank Craig for the beautiful wedding he performed for us. I also want to thank My sister Dangerous for being there. Love yahs! And I also thank Fae and WhiskeyRiver and those who attended. We are happy to have you all as part of our family! As the ceremony was wonderful so were the wonderful words that Craig wrote for us for the speech and prayer.... Lots of fu-love to Craig!! 'Good evening and welcome to the ceremony that will unite Scott and Fu-Scotties Sweet N Sassy in Fubar marriage. We gather here today to celebrate their union, and to honor their commitment to not just gazing at one another, but to looking outward together in the same direction. Today Scott and Fu-Scotties Sweet N Sassy proclaime thier love to the Fubar world, and we rejoice with and for them.' 'In marriage, we give ourselves freely and generously into the hands of the one we love, and in doing so, each of us receives the love and trust of the other as our most precious gif
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New Poisonous Spider In The United States
NEW POISONOUS SPIDER IN THE UNITED STATES A spider bite...please read........... And you thought the brown recluse was bad!!! Three women in North Florida , turned up at hospitals over a 5-day period, all with the same symptoms. Fever, chills, and vomiting, followed by muscular collapse, paralysis, and finally, death. There were no outward signs of trauma. Autopsy results showed toxicity in the blood. These women did not know each other, and seemed to have nothing in common. It was discovered, however, that they had all visited the same Restaurant (Olive Garden) within days of their deaths. The health department descended on the restaurant, shutting it down. The food, water, and air conditioning were all inspected and tested, to no avail. The big break came when a waitress at the restaurant was rushed to the hospital with similar symptoms. She told doctors that she had been on vacation, and had only went to the restaurant to pick up her check. She did not eat or dri
Too Much Time To Think...
Look Out I Have My Motorcycle Licence Now!!!
I finally did it. I have a cycle licenses the class I took rocked. I recommended to anyone who wants to get there license and not deal with the DMV Bullshit take a basic riders course.
Holiday Weekend!
Ahhh.... so much to do with so little time! Have everything yet to pack and then the car will be packed tomorrow for the Simcoe Day long weekend here in Canada!! A camping I will go! To any Canucks that will read this - Have A Great Holiday Weekend!
Poem
I'm not supposed to love you I'm not supposed to care I'm not supposed to live my life wishing you where there I'm not supposed to wonder where you are and what you do I'm sorry i cant help myself... Cause I'm in love with you. This is what i added I'm not supposed to pray to angels To keep an eye on you I'm not supposed to close my eye and see myself with you I just can't help myself Cause all of this is true Cause baby, i hope you know That I am in love with you! A little something i found on a friend's page. -"One look One smile One touch One embrace One kiss One love Two people Two minds Two souls Two destinies One road One journey One ending Together. " When i though i lost you, you came back to me. When i though i could live without you, i realize, you are what i need. I missed ya while you where gone, cried for days and days. And now I'm glad you're back, to take me far away. When i talk to you, you take me to a different
Awesome Contest...check It Out!
this is an awesome contest! check it out and enter :) Metal Ron is giving it :)Heres the link and the info :) This contest is worth getting excited about..... Im giving away I months VIP & a 3day blast to first place.....But wait,Im also givin away yet another 3 day blast to second place,along with party time gifts of trophies to 1st second and third.....Interested yet??? Send you photo link via private message to me and hurry cause contest begins Friday August 3rd at 700 pm and will end on Saturday,August 11th... Be a VIP for a month & Fubar blast for 3 days..... Rule for contest... 1.All contestants and voters must be a friend and fan,no exceptions(you will not be allowed to vote or enter if not) 2.Rates plus comments = total votes... self commenting is allowed & encouraged 3.Aug.3rd @ 7:00 pm thru Aug.11th @ 1:00 pm is contest duration 4.No downrating or abussive commenting the competition...if caught , you will be disqualified 5.Send your pic via pr
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Sheriff Joe Of Maricopa County, Arizona
Update on Joe Arpaio TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO HE IS THE MARICOPA ARIZONA COUNTY SHERIFF AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY: Sheriff Joe Arpaio (In Arizona) Who created the "Tent City Jail": He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them. He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights Cut off all but "G" movies. He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects. Then He Started Chain Gangs For Women So He Wouldn't Get Sued For Discrimination. He took away cable TV Until He found out there was A Federal Court Order That Required Cable TV For Jails. So He Hooked Up The Cable TV Again Only Let In The Disney Channel And The Weather Channel. When asked why the weather channel He Replied, So They Will Know How Hot It's Gonna Be While They Are Working ON My Chain Gang
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Driving While Pregnant Lol
I was driving to go to the store for a birthday gift with my lil girl in the car. The Air conditioning isn't working cause the belt broke on it. So it is 98 degrees and I'm almost 7 months pregnant. So to begin with I'm kinda pissy with all that. Then I was driving past a bridge with an exit ramp on it and this guy cutts me off not just cutting me off but pulling out in front of people comming at him and then I see him flipping those people off. So I honk my horn flipping him off and I'm cussing him up one way and down the other. In the back seat I hear bad word mommy oh that one is too. So I'm trying to explain to her that he could have caused a accident and we all could have gotten hurt as well as some others on the road too. So we are talking the back road to the store and the guy is still in front of us the whole time and ass we were getting close to the next town he slows down. Which before he was going 60 to 65 but no now he wants to drive 45. I'm thinking you gotta be kidding me
Help Plz
THX so much for helping out a friend. Come on and click the pic...cant wait to see u all there. *Muah*
Whatever
Ok I am cleaning my lists out like MAD And i mean CLEANING Them out if you dont talk to me and dont want to be on my friends list dont say anything to me and youll be gone, if you wish to remain then Drop me a line
Dreams
DREAMS She leads him to a temptation that he cannot refuse The rhythm of his heart changes, and she is very amused Slowly through the flowing forest he follows her enchanting glow His body numb, breath quickening, his eyes widen every step he goes The moon shines brightly, forming a beautiful yet mysterious halo around her He grasps a tree tightly, her beauty making him drunk with desire. A breeze passes through her auburn hair sending her perfume to him. He closes his eyes and breathes in deep as wind through the trees whisper the song of love. Then he opens his eyes to see her lying next to him In the bed they've shared for almost fifty years. He sits up without taking his eyes away, Still as beautiful as the first day he saw her... Maybe even more so now. He runs his fingers gently through her silvering hair Only to find that she really isn't there He screams in pain as his heart breaks once again Like a sick morning ritual he bathes in his tears, Tomorrow will be
This Is Not Deep Or Even Quite Necessary
is about to do me in
Salmagirl
I had such a blast going out Saturday night with my younger sister and some of her friends. It's been ages since I last went out in general and I danced my ass off. It was also my first week back after like 3 years. The music wasn't exactly what I was into but it's amazing what a good buzz will do for ya. Really knocked back those shots of tequila and whatever I didn't like about the club was sorta glossed over. Hahahahaha. Didn't run into too many people I knew either. But then again, most of the people I was buddies with didn't get a phonecall to say I was back and they don't exactly hang out at clubs that play bootie music. Regardless, it was fun and I would sooooooooo do it again. My sister mentioned going to see some bands but I am a tad bit leary. The guy I used live with before I moved will be there cuz his band is playing. Hopefully it will be packed and it won't be such a big deal. I don't think it's him but more his new gf that seems to have a problem that I am back that
Me And A Woman
Michelle's Post
Nfsw
I need help with my Nsfw my friend before I giet rid fo these pics I want honest comments and rates...After you look at the album you'll which ones I'm talking about.
Just Too Funny
Hello Everybody
I know I have been gone for a while. Got out of the hospital last Saturday heart attack. Yes I am still going
Thank You Angels!
I HATE TO DO THIS BUT THIS GUY WAS VERY RUDE TO ME AND CALLED ME A FAKE BECAUSE I DID NOT LEAVE HIS PICTURE AT THE TOP OF MY PAGE! SIX OTHER MEMBERS JOINED THE CLUB THE SAME DAY AND WHEN I MOVED HIM DOWN TO HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE ON THE PAGE WITH THE OTHERS WHO HAD JUST JOINED, HE HAD A FIT AND INSULTED ME GREATLY ONLY ONE DAY AFTER HE JOINED THE CLUB. NOW HERE IS ANOTHER SHOUT BOX CONVERSATION FROM ANOTHER ONE OF OUR MEMBERS WITH THE SAME KIND OF INSULTS. HE HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE LIST AND BLOCKED NO ONE IN HERE HAS TO TAKE THIS KIND OF STUFF FROM ANYONE OR THE PERVS WHO WISH TO JOIN TO JUST HAVE ACCESS TO PEOPLE TO EXPOSE THEMSELVES TO SO FEEL FREE TO DELETE ANYONE WHO GIVES YOU THIS KIND OF PROBLEM AND THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW ABOUT IT. LOVE AND HUGS GAIL HIS NAME WAS TIM LAWLER THE WRESTLER Visit www.hostdrjack.comHost Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE! THANKS TO ALL ANGELS AND ANYONE WHO HELPED US LEVEL OUR OTHER ANGELS TOINIGHT GREAT JOB! OUR CIRCLE OF F
Games
Mahjong ClassicMatch tiles to clear the board. Play this free game now!!
Depression
It's easier for you to walk away, than it is for you to reach out to me. It's easier for you to look away, than it is for you to see the depth of my despair. It's easier for you to look through me, than it is for you to see "me." It's easier for you to distance yourself, than it is for you to really care. It's easier for you to hear, than it is for you to listen. It's easier for you to judge, than it is for you to understand. It's easier for you to label, than it is to get acquainted. It's easier for you to bask in your joy, than it is for you to feel my pain. It's easier for you to bewilder at my mysteries, than it is for you to probe deeply into the depths of my soul. It's easier for me to look away, than it is to let you see the feelings betrayed through my eyes. It's easier for me to cry, than it is for me to talk. It's easier for me to walk alone, than it is to risk rejection. It's easier for me to push you away, than it is for me to be held. It's easier for me to
Lost.. (work In Progress)
Roses blow sweet through cool night air Tastes like humidity in every sweet drink of breath My eyes meet yours somewhere between lust and love Surrender is a kiss away, so sweet Moments fall like summer rain, First slow and soft then pelting fast Time slips through my hand, the rain No matter how cold won’t cleanse my heart So it runs through my clenched fists Into vanilla grass at my bare feet Lost in the spaces between my toes I take breaths that fall slow like snowflakes Memories drift and billow in a blur of white Blanket that matches my hair so well Cold air tastes dry, sucks water from my lips, Leaves me parched and wanting, old and dried Missing you before the rain If days hadn't run through my splayed fingers like beach sand toasted by sunny days You may have lived outside my memories Your death wouldn't have clouded adolescence I would know you more man than boy You were my first kiss in the rain, The first romantic arm on my waist, My first taste
Me
THE DOG Dogs are honest,straightforward,and friendly. They are extremely protective of themselves and their loved ones. With a passion for fair play and justice, they never fail to rescue you time after time. They may rant and rave, but they never rest until they right the wrong. They are true humanitarians and suffer with the world.In spite of their concern for others,social graces and fancy parties do not impress them. Having sharp eyes, they will see through people's motives. They are quite private about their personal lives and someone prying into their affairs make them secretive and withdrawn. Once you gain their confidence, they open up freely. Once Dogs classify you, they rarely change their minds. There are few in-betweens. Dogs perceive things either in black or white. You are either friend or enemy. Luckily, they are good judges of character and have superb insight into human nature. Dogs are tolerant of their friends. Before they approve of you, the friendship must de
Lets Prey For Them
¢¾~Angela~¢¾Date: Aug 2, 2007 8:38 PMKids on a bus were able to get of the bridge 2 secs before it collapsed they are lucky cause a truck pushed the bus off Dedicated to all people who lost their lives today during the bridge collapsion in Minnesota on August 1st 2007. And all the firefighters who saved many lives today. The bridge collapsing, in front of peoples eyes. people in cars being thrown into the waters.Rescuers, carrying out people with broken backs, necks, jaws. And some just tramatized.Cars dangling off the side of the bridge, flooding with water.And some cars just stopped short from the edge, just feet away from the fast pace Mississippi River. More people getting escorted out of the water with broken bones, being transported to local hospitals close to the scene. Cars and trucks smashed, as rescue workers help every person they can to get to safety.
What I Do Best
'What I Do Best' Staring at a Empty Wall Is What I Do Best Not knowing how to Escape this Emptyness Feeling Lonely and Confused Is What I Do Best Running Away isn't the Only Escape Crying to Myself Is What I Do Best
General Stuff
THANK YOU TO ALL OF THOSE WHO HELPED WITH THIS CONTEST. I HAVE A LOT OF PICS AND STASH TO RATE AND BELIEVE ME TO ALL THOSE THAT HELPED ME, THIS IS THE LEAST I CAN DO. IF YOU DID HELP AND YOU WOULD LIKE HELP IN RETURN PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE OR COMMENT ON THIS BULLETIN AND I WILL HELP WHERE I CAN.......THANK YOU ALL AGAIN SOOOO MUCH FOR HELPING ME WIN THE VIP!!! Please comment bomb this pic....I only need 10,000 comments for a VIP and it's helping my friend become godfather OK GUYS AND DOLLS THIS GUY HELPS ANYONE THAT ASKS AND DOESN'T COMPLAIN. BUT IM GOING TO COMPLAIN, ALL THE PEOPLE THAT WANT COMMENT BOMBS GET IT, ALL THE PEOPLE THAT WANT RATES FOR CONTESTS GET IT, HE JUST WANTS TO LEVEL SO FOR FUX SAKE.....HE RATES ALL OF HIS FRIENDS PICTURES AND EVEN THEIR STASH, HE HELPS WITH CONTESTS.... SO GET OFF YOUR AZZ AND GO SHOW HIM SOME LOVE. RATE, FAN AND ADD HIM, LEAVE HIM COMMENTS, WHATEVER JUST LOVE HIM!!! Quietdecedence &Dagger Brute Squa
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Connection
walking on the side walk,right passed by me was someone i never thought i see i ask myself could it be him,after all these years could it be my wish finally have been come true,so i turn to take a double take n wit my surprise it was you the guy i once seen at the club when i was out wit my girls,i didnt know what to say so i stayed still but i thought for a min i cant let this go by,so i say hey,excuse me but i dont know if u remember me from the other night at the club it was about a few yrs ago you looked at me and i looked at u n we both smiled,was it just me or did u feel some kind of connection cause ur smile told me different,at first u looked surprised like what is this chick talkin about but then u stayed quite for a sec and u said damn,its u the chick from the club when i was out wit my boyz,i been thinkin about u cause i felt the same connection u had n ur smile also told me different,damn i been hopin to bump into u,all for reals i said well here i am dont let this go,watch
Me, Wriiting A Blog? Wow I'm Bored
saw my ex fiance today, that sucked... had to drop her stuff off at her new boyfriend's house where she's livin. i need a damn beer. it's about time to smoke a bowl and zone out.
Something To Think About
I really do not care if this is actual or not. I agree with it and that is why I am passing it on. :) This woman should run for president Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I'
Remember ...
Written by my son Logan *Remember when getting high meant swinging at the playground. *The worst thing you could get from girls was cooties. *Your worst enemies were your siblings. *Race issues were who ran the fastest. *War was a card game. *The only drug you knew of was couqh medicine. *Wearing skirts didnt mean you were a slut. *The only thing you smoked was the tires on your bike. *The only thing that hurt was skinned knees. *The only things that can get broken were your toys. *Life was simple & care free but what I remember the most...was wanting to grow up. *"Wow, Has Life Changed...." Listen to the song here in my heart a melody I start but can't complete Listen to the sound from deep within Its only beginning to find release Ohh the time has come for my dreams to be heard They will not be pushed aside and turned Into your own, all 'cause you won't listen [chorus] Listen I am alone at a crossroads I'm not at home in my own home And I've tried and tried
Show Love And I Rate You All 11
Forgotten But Not Gone...
feeling so sick,so desperate paper or plastic? no more as i sit and procrastinate,i masturbate she use to be my lover,she use to be my friend... i thought she was gone for good ,but now she's back again... the good times were great,but the bad left evil feelings and heartache... if i wasnt such a romantis hopeful i'd give her what she deserves another mouthful...(hehe) all i wanted was to fucking love, you fucked me.....forgot to love she as you will never be who i thought i was suppose to have with me... you....rippped my heart out while giving me head...no wonder i feel half dead...,yyyyyyy,did iiiiii, ever fkn listen to uuuuuuu?,you make me sick you fkn BITCH,i love youuuuu,dont do this to me,dont not do this i deserve aahhhhhhh i deserve you....dont i?yyyyyyy i cant but yet i do....ffuuucckkkk mmmeeeee.yyyyyyyyyy,im so deep in the shallow end.never left because i couldnt begin,i just couldnt control you made me feel so big,so small,so fkn fuck you i love you 2!!!
Friends...please Pray For Me
Frinds, I have had a knot on the bottom of my foot for about three years now. It has gotten bigger and more painful in these years. Being the stubborn person I am, decided til now to go to the doctor about it. I found out that it is a tumor! I will know tomorrow if it is benign or not! then depending on the results I may or may not have to have the knot taken out. The doctor shot the knot up with steroids today in hopes that if it is benign, this will make the tumor shrink. again if that doesn't work i will need surgery am asking that you all please pray for me. I am very worried about this. thanks, Brandy
Masturbation Song
You don't need to use a condom You don't need a dental dam You don't need to say "I Love You" or "Here's Fifty Dollars, Ma'am." Don't need to spring for dinner, Or wear all that sexy stuff All you need's a set of fingers and a wanker or a muff 'Cause everybody's doin' it, all across the land Masturbators Of America, Give Yourselves A hand! It's natural, and organic It's easy and it's fun If you don't know how to do it ask your parents how it's done You don't need a special license You don't need a special skill Just unzip and slip your grip between your hips and get a thrill 'Cause everybody's doin' it, and boy does it feel grand, Masturbators of America, Give Yourselves a Hand! (Musical bridge, with lots of suggestive dance moves on the ROCKER'S part. For instance, he does that one bit where you jump backwards on one leg while playing air guitar, except that instead of playing air guitar he's stroking air wanker.) You can do it in the bathroom

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I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...quiet, serene and no one deman
Lerch1967
well, i am very excited! my beloved cubs are sitting in first. how long? who knows but they have been playing great baseball and i am happy about that. say what you will, but i am a cub fan thru and thru
Setting Up A Computer
A wife was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the Appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need To Enter a password. Something he will use to log on. For the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. Plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in... >>> >>> >>> P..... >>> >>> >>> E..... >>> >>> >>> N..... >>> >>> >>> I..... >>> >>> >>> S..... >>> His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: PASSWORD DENIED - NOT LONG ENOUGH
For Are Troops
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: DB MIKE Date: Aug 1, 2007 5:04 PM -----------------From: MISSING YOUDate: 31 Jul 2007, 08:29 PM*Turn up your volume*You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.******************************You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear,
Quiz's
I don't normally do these things, but saw this on someone's page and just had to go see.
Take Care Of My Eyes !
There was a blind girl who hated herself because of her blindness. Not only did she hate herself but she hated everyone else, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend. One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, "Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?" The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him. Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her that simply said. "Just take care of my eyes, dear." This is how the human brain changes when our status changes. Only a few remember what life was like before and even fewer remember who to thank for always being there even when times were painfully unbearable.
Reality Check Time
href='http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcHJvZmlsZS5teXNwYWNlLmNvbS9pbmRleC5jZm0/ZnVzZWFjdGlvbj11c2VyLnZpZXdwcm9maWxlJmZyaWVuZGlkPTI5MzE2Mjc2Jk15VG9rZW49ZDZjYTc4MzAtNWVmOC00ZTI3LTgyYTYtY2UwZGYyMmM5MjM1'>*This Love Is Worth Keeping I Love My Boyfriend*Date: Aug 1, 2007 1:31 PMWake up and pay attention!Turn Up Your Speakers & Listen! Why do people commit suicide?Why do people cut themselves? Why do girls become anorexic and bulimic? Why do kids bring guns to school?Why do kids get depressed...so they start using meds, and abusing them?Why do girls feel the need to act like sluts to impress guys?Why cant people show their sexuality freely, without worrying about being judged?In the Bill Of Rights, it says we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH! So why are we so afraid to speak up for ourselves?I KNOW WHY! "Whores""Geeks""Goths"
Fuck The United States Of America
Slap The Fuck Outta Me!!!
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! IM SMOKIN AND I NEED SOME HELP !! DROP BY AND SHOW TEAM SMOKE THA PAIN AWAY SOME SMOKIN LOVEEEE!! ALL WE NEED IS ONE RATE PER EACH TEAM PIC! THATS JUST 6 RATES AND MAYBE 10 SECONDS OF YOUR TIME. PLEASEEEEEE!! :) COME SHOW ME YOU CAN ... SMOKE WIF ME BABYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!! MUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PAIN IS MY PASSION
Survey...
IF YOU WANNA DO THIS, SEND YOUR SURVEY TO ME!! THE FORMALITIES Your Name: Roger Your Hair Colour?: Brown Your Height?: 6 foot...ish Your Weight?: 180? Any piercings/where?: none Any tattoos/Where?: yes, right arm Do you smoke?: yup Do you drink?: yup Do you take drugs?: smoke weed Women - What is your bust?: Women - Nipple Colour?: Women - Is your “lady” tucked or out?: Women - Shaven or not?: Men - How big is your penis length & girth wise?: 7 inches long, 2 1/2 inches gurth Men - Are you circumcised or not?: yes Men - Shaven or not?: trimmed VERY short VIRGINITY Are you a virgin?: nope If “Yes” - When do you plan on losing it?: How far have you got with someone?: If “No” - At What age did you lose your virginity?: 19 Do you remember his/her name?: yes Where did you lose it?: my bed :D How long did it last?: 3 hours Was protection involved?: y
Most Seductive Eyes Contest
Hey Everyone! If you get time will you please show me some love and help me out in this contest with rates and comments! Thank you all so much! Hey ya'll! I know its been awhile since i been online like a week or so actually...i just got back to where i can get online and i am behind in this contest! Can ya'll help me out please??? Thanks so much!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Worn Karmas Thoughts
Well everyone...this is my first blog...on here at least. Boredom has led me to be on here most of the day, and I have found myself somewhat liking this site. Grant it...I still like Myspace. Lol Anyways...my name is Nikki. I*m 23 from Scranton, PA. I got pics, so go look at em. I like rock music...mostly Korn...as you can see from my videos. I like to draw also. I*m really bad at these things, so I probably won*t be writing much...soooooo yea. I*m usually pretty easy to get along wit, so don*t be afraid to talk to me. Unless you can be my father...then...that*s just wierd... Aight so that*s it for now...Peace!
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Males are quite irritating
Warmup
This is my first (innocent-ish) attempt at soft erotica...with the option to expand on it later if enough feel it's worth expanding upon. It wasn't my best day, but it also hadn't been my worst. I'd been feeling there was something lacking in my life for some time, but couldn't quite put my finger on it. I was driving around aimlessly after I finished my shift, when I noticed that I was near your apartment. I decided to drop by (risky, I know...I should always call first). I knock on your door, and you answer with a smile crossing your face. I apologize for not calling first, giving you our traditional greeting hug. You ask what's up since I never just 'drop by'. I ask you to sit down with me, and I tell you about this untold need as best I can, which isn't a lot. Suddenly, it occurs to me. I ask you if you would cooperate with me in an experiment of sorts. To do that, you would need to remain completely still, and not reciprocate anything unless I say so. The
A Letter To A Good Friend.
Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post- work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holidays, hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco wit
Love's Sweetness
About Me!
yay im so proud of myself right now. i've lost alot of weight these past few months and its just great. =) im down to a size 18 from a 24 which is awesome. i know that alot of it was from all the stress i was going thru but i also did alot of walking and have been working alot which is also helping. and i dont eat as much anymore either and have been going out dancing which helps too. i feel so much better and im much happier with myself. =) yay me! lol i still have more weight to lose but i know that i can do it. ok thats all i wanted to say. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Update 4/3/07: i just realized that i've actually been wearing a16 lol and i thought they were an 18. so i've actually lost more weight than i thought. =) my other pair of pants are a 13 which fit snugly but still fit. =) I still have more weight to lose but I will do it....slowely but surely. =) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Update 6/24/07 Im
Poems...
"Why is it that everytime I think im over you I just fall for you all over again when i see a picture of you or think of you. Maybe its becuz I think about you constantly and cant seem to shake these feelings from my heart. My heart is broken into a million pieces but with every little broken piece I still love you so much. Will this hurt ever go away? I just keep tripping over my heart and all the feelings I have bottled up inside for you. I look so happy on the outside but on the inside im dying. I just want for you to talk to me. How do I stop crying when the one guy who can help me to stop crying is the one whos making me cry in the first place??" My heart is Torn in so many directions, I think I love him but I just dont know, Why is love and life so complicated? It plays mind tricks on you everyday, Pulling you here and pushing you there, Not letting you get a thought in edgewise, It wont let you stop to think things through, It throws one thing after another at
Confessions Of A Neurotic And Plagued Pixi (book Teaser)
‘I Do Believe In Faeries’. She wears proudly like a bumper sticker in the small of her back. I guess you could say it slightly sums her up, if you got to know her a little. One day she is perfectly normal and can carry on any kind of drilling and intelligent conversation or debate, and the next she is completely off her rocker, flighty free and ready to do just about anything. But I guess that is one of the things that draws people to her. That, and she has truly had some of the greatest and amazing adventures that one can really have in the short life of twenty six years. But it wasn’t all good times that made her the way she is, her life reflects through her wisdom she freely offers to friends or strangers at any occasion. She reminds me much of a young gypsy girl who just is very comfortable with the free range of life and doesn’t ever want to “settle” as we would call it. I envy her sometimes, when I’m sitting in the cold front living room remembering what it was once like to have
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Avus' Blog
Yeah, so be nice to me and help me out and stuff, please? x
Authorised Biography
I decided to grow my hair to donate for locks of love. Got to say it is harder than I thought. The hair is getting annoying. It is always in my face and I wake up with the biggest frow in the world. I am happy to still have hair because most of the guys in my family are either loosing or lost their hair. I am happy to do something else to help people with cancer. Seeing my mother died from cancer. So I am in it for the long haul. I count down the days till I get my hair cut. But until then I deal. Ladies I don't know how you all do it. I give props to you ladies it is another thing you do that makes you superior to us men. This October will be three years to the day cancer took my heart. I have not been the same since that time. I havent been able to love life like I should or even live it like I should. I did not get cancer but cancer took my mother away. Viciuosly and violently. The cancer came without warning and executed the heart of my family. She was diagnose
Anime Movies
Give... me... release Witness me, I am outside Give me peace Heaven holds a sense of wonder And I wanted to... believe that I'd get caught up, When the rage in me subsides Passion, choke the flower... 'til she... cries no more Possessing all... the beauty Hungry still, for more Heaven holds a sense of wonder... And I wanted to... believe that I'd get caught up When the rage in me, subsides In this white wave, I am sinking... In this silence... In this white wave, In this silence, I believe... I can't... help this longing Comfort... me. I... can't... hold it all in... If... you... won't let me Heaven holds a sense of wonder... And I wanted to... believe that I'd get caught up, When the rage in me subsides In this white wave, I am sinking, In this silence... In this white wave, In this silence I believe... I have seen you, In this white wave, You are silent You are breathin'... In this white wave I am free...
Assemblage 23 Lyrics & Videos
I lost myself in shapeless oceans Whose depths concealed more than they showed Beliefs obscured by mists around them A legacy they'd been bestowed Columns of ice paint awkward pictures Distorted forms that once seemed real Engulfed inside transparent textures Billowing curtains as hard as steel For all the noise filling the landscape Whispers & cries with no reply It's quiet here within these boundaries And thoughts collect like pools of light My eyes divide the sky As sirens sound in heaven My will brings down the moon shatters it to pieces The silence grew inconsequential The day became a paradigm A thousand years, a hundred decades An arbitrary slice of time I found myself with no companion but the salty earth and sky And suddenly there came my focus The world around me clarified My eyes divide the sky As sirens sound in heaven My will brings down the moon shatters it to pieces And so I walked in isolation Hoping solace would cross my path
Bitch In Pink!
kristi stotler (11/30/2006 12:28:34 AM): congrats to you an sarah james byers (11/30/2006 12:29:13 AM): for what being lie to and treated like pice of shit? kristi stotler (11/30/2006 12:29:30 AM): lied to over what kristi stotler (11/30/2006 12:29:40 AM): an who treated you like a piece of shit kristi stotler (11/30/2006 12:29:46 AM): i cetainly never did kristi stotler (11/30/2006 12:29:51 AM): it was the other way arounf kristi stotler (11/30/2006 12:29:54 AM): after all kristi stotler (11/30/2006 12:30:01 AM): you called me a bitch kristi stotler (11/30/2006 12:30:03 AM): skankkristi stotler (11/30/2006 12:30:09 AM): barbie bitch james byers (11/30/2006 12:31:07 AM): you lie to us and treated us like shit barbie wish a be kristi stotler (11/30/2006 12:31:25 AM): ive neverrrrrrrrr treated you with anything but respect kristi stotler (11/30/2006 12:31:35 AM): hun im no barbie wanna be james byers (11/30/2006 12:31:42 AM): you all never did like us or want be real friends
Random Rambling
"They can take six years of my life, but they can't take my FREEDOM!!!!" For all those that don't know yet, the day time has finally come. I am now out of the Air Force. I am on terminal leave, again for those who don't know what that is, I'm getting a full pay for another 2 1/2 months to do nothing. Now it is just job hunting time. Anyway next time you are having a drink, do me a favor raise your glass and and do little toast. Toast to freedom, toast to me finishing my enlistment alive, toast to those who will be getting out in the future or have in the past, toast to those who have decided to make it a career, and most definitely toast to those who have sacrificed their lives for our country and will never finish their time or decide to make it a career and most importantly ever see their friends and family again and enjoy the freedom they have made possible. To my friends and family and to all CHEERS to FREEDOM!!!! Business casual What the fuck does business casual wear? No
8 Months And Three Days- My Book Teaser~
Please take note this is a book teaser (preview) and was started about 2 years ago ;) _______________________________________________ Eight Months And Three Days A self exploration into the meaning of love. Written by Mel C Anderson ©2005-07 (A Book Preview) _________________________________________ Intro There’s nothing in love that equals passion. It’s true I find there is no similarity. Passion… I crave it, I feed on it, I love walking into a room and finding one person with or without a name I will ever remember and just knowing for a few small hours there can be no other person in the world other than our two souls entwined in heated passion. It’s true that so often people have love, they have great phenomenal beautiful love. Two hearts can find beauty and peace in one common interest and bond and from that they can be only with that other person for the sake of dreams or future ideas. But is that truly enough? What happens when ther
Wtf!!!!!!!!
I WAS JUST TOLD THAT ONE OF MY PICS WAS NSFW IN THIS ART PIC SHE IS FULLY CLOTHED WITH NO SKIN SHOWING OTHER THEN HER NECK AND FACE..THIS IS THE COVERSATION I HAD WITH A BOUNCER.. Oserinia: if her chest i showing through the clothing ->Oserinia: in tight clothes ->Oserinia: so the siluhett of a woman is NSFW Oserinia: yes but even if the nipples are showing through scrapper has us mark the image nsfw .. if you are wanting you may have another bouncer look at the images ->Oserinia: it is an outfit all the way up to her neck Oserinia: im sorry but it is nsfw it has her nipples - chest showing NOW YOU TELL ME HERE IS THE LINK ALL I CAN SAY IS WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ALL TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK
I Love This..lol
Chinese Probverbs!!!
Minnesota Lounge
i was thinking about creating a lounge snice that bridge crash yesterday thought if people needed 2 talk or 2 get over on what happen they can come ion here and talk 2 other people about it what ya all think just i or not vote oh i need some 2 total up the vote any one ?? thanks ya
Simple Pleasurez Page
ENJOY!!! TAY I never asked to be born italian, I was just blessed by it. Because we can't all be Italian, just the lucky ones are blessed with the gift. "Being Italian, is not just your heritage. It's your way of being, your attitude, it's what makes you proud." THE REASONS ITALIANS ARE THE BEST: 1. Italians are the greatest lovers 2. Italians are the greatest kissers 3. Italians make the best wise guys 4. Nobody loves their mamma like an italian 5. Italians are without a doubt the best looking people 6. It took an italian like Columbus to discover America 7. No one cooks finer cuisine than the italians 8. The Pope lives in italy 9. Italians have the toughest godfathers 10. Pacino, Brando, Scorsese, Parlanti, De Maggio, Pavarotti, Carollo, Mannino, Mario C and Pesci, they're all Italian 11. No nationality is more "jocked" then italians 12. The reason for the fact above is the italians are the loudest and the most funniest people around 13. Italians have the only ch
Survey4
Please Come Fan Rate Add Me
every one its michael come help me build this acct samon@ fubar she down rated trout gang a 1 then blocked him go show here we dont put up with this crap lamccaugh@ fubar
Been Away Back Now
I just wanted to say that I have missed all of my friends here and thanks to all of you that have checked in on me during my absence your emails were appreciated...I am back now and ready to have some fun so hit me up and lets have a chat...
Sexual Horoscope
Okay here it is My son is 19 and just got sworn into the Navy yesterday he is going under the delayed program so he is leaving for basic training in Feb 2008 right before his birthday. He has chosen medical as his field of training I have faith in him in this point of life when he could be out commiting all sorts of mayhem and me dealing with a divorce and custody battle for his little brother. He's doing this so he doesn't feel like a burden to me and he can travel somewhat.
For My Friendssss
Survey3
( ) I've Never Been Drunk ( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex ( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (x ) I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car ( x) I've Never Gone Past "Second Base" at a movie theater ( x) I've Never Been In A Taxi ( ) I've Never Been In Love ( ) I've never dumped someone ( ) I've Never Been Dumped ( ) I've Never Shoplifted (x ) I've Never Been Fired (x ) I've Never Been In A Fist Fight ( ) I've Never Snuck Out Of My Parent's House (x ) I've Never Been Tied Up ( ) I've Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone (x ) I've Never Been Arrested ( ) I've Never had a one night stand (x ) I've Never Made Out With A Stranger ( x) I've Never Stolen Something From My Job (x ) I've Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square (x ) I've Never Gone On A Blind Date ( x) I've Never Lied To A Friend (x ) I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher (x ) I've Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans ( x) I'
Level Up Challenge
We have back to back Happy Hours coming up at the top of the hour.I have seen alot of Bulletins to Level Ancient1 soIm putting us to a challenge to level him in the next 2 hours. Hes a great friend to have.SO Im asking you all to go Fan and and rate all you can..I garentee you hes a friend fo mine that you wont be sorry.Hes such a sweet heart ~Ancient1~ Caught Sonny Nude@ fubar
Help In Lounge
huh I"M looking for anyone that wants 2 help out in my lounge looking for the following: co-founder someone who can make id badage etc owner recuiter a bouncer people who are serious in helping in lounge hi it beats sitting all day doing nothing if you/anyone is interest let me know what postion you want oh a dj would be great and a hot woman would also be great (:
Take The Mumms Back!!!
Ranting. As Usual.
I am a brown woman. That fact never seemed remarkable to me for a good part of my life. I never thought of my self as brown, or white, or as a member of any ethnic group in particular. Like many people I have been in, and read about, the South US. I know that there were, and are, people whose lives include ideas about white sheets as evening attire. None of this seemed part of my daily life until I became part of the academic community in California. I never thought of my self as the “them” in Us v. Them, until I got involved with teaching, and ran into political correctness (PC). Political correctness, for those who don’t know, is a very polite and respectable form of hate speech. It is a kind of upper middle class racism. Political correctness assumes that a person like me needs extra help and coaching to get through life cause dammit, I am just not smart enough to do anything on my own. Political correctness assumes that I do not have a deep enough awareness of my own ro
Is It Fair
this is a joke you make a sexual refference and you get blocked from being able to ask anymore questions but they allow women to show there breasts off in many forms (see through t-shirts,bra's and other forms of indecentcy)they say this is an adult site but they have more rules that treat you like a child and say you should try myspace if you act a certain way.hay this is just another way to exploit women you can show your chest but you can,t ask (should there be more oral sex during foreplay).yeah they will ask me to leave after this or cancle me all together.
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Help
Everyone i need help. im trying to be a stay at home money. i have a 8 month old son which im trying to take care as for his dad left me. If you are wanting to make some extra cash and willing to do a business with me. Let me know. Arbonne is a great company. They have everything from a babies line to a mans line. I love the babies line i use it on my son. He would break out with everything else i used on him and with arbonne he does not break out. If you just want to learn more about it let me know or if you want to buy something. Im really wanting to be a stay at home mom. This is a really great company. Please let me know. Thanks Sara http://maryself.myarbonne.com Everyone i need help. im trying to be a stay at home money. i have a 8 month old son which im trying to take care as for his dad left me. If you are wanting to make some extra cash and willing to do a business with me. Let me know. Arbonne is a great company. They have everything from a babies line to a mans line. I
Babigirl
I GOT MORE NEW PICTURES come check out my pix everybody and tell me wat you think...hope you like lol ;)
Broken But Healed
First of all I want to say KelKel thank u so much....the past few weeks u have been a saint to me and listen to so much, and today it all hit me on something u was saying I was broken but i have healed it all with every last drop of blood inside me. No more will i let all this pain and hurt inside me build up and take over my life. Its not me and wont ever be me im to god damm carrieng and loveing for any of that shit. I have my master mind of so much and nothing will ever leave me again. A number of things broke me down and hurt me. But thanks to you kel u helped me think and see that there is only one way out and thats doing what all was said to do from the start and thats walking from the damm shit..I have the faith i have the feelings i have my sanity back i have all i did before i was broken because im better and stronger than anything. no more damm bullshit no more drama i have my tackled things i have all i want. if u dont like it then oh well i dont give a rats ass no more
Job
At the end of a tiny deserted bar in downtown Yuma sits a Huge Mexican. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After three or four beers, the gay fellow finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Mexican. Leaning over towards him, he whispers, "Do you want a blow job?" At this, the massive Mexican leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the shit out of him, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot and returning to his seat. Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Mexican. "I've never seen you react like that," he says. "Just what did he say to you?" "I don't know," the big Mexican replied. "Something about a job."
People Complain How Bad They Have It
Life
"When legends die, there are no more dreams. When there are no more dreams, there is no more greatness." Anonymous PATHS 3:49 PM 8/2/2007 I woke this morning thinking of paths.This thinking continued with me. I did smoke prayers.Still I am thinking of these paths. I try to push them away, they are distracting. I open my emails. I receieved one from a sweet sister of mine. This email followed with my thoughts. I realize Creator wishes to speak with me and I have not been hearing. This is important and I have to pay attention. So I stop trying to control these thoughts. I sit,am quiet and let them run.I use my life and myself for an example. This is what I see. When we are first created we are put on our lifes path.Our road through life,beginning to end. Creator gives us this gift. We do not have to seek for it. Through our l
Men Shopping Thanks Jake!!
This is so funny, I had to share! This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO........... After Mr. & Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring & preferred to get in & get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
I Have
I have a photoshoot coming up. Latex style, baby! And more photos to take of clients. Never too sick or tired of doing that Running a contest site on myspace. Wanna be a site model or a contestant? check it out got a new job as a counselor and graphic artist. xD blah blah blah, too much to type. ask what's going on if you really want to know
Just Stuff
Top 10 Reasons for Sex - Men 1. I was attracted to the person 2. It feels good 3. To experience the physical pleasure 4. It's fun 5. To show my affection to the person 6. I was sexually aroused and wanted the release 7. I was "horny" 8. To express my love for the person 9. To achieve an orgasm 10. To please my partner Bottom 10 Reasons for Sex - Men 1. The person offered me drugs for it 2. To give someone a disease 3. To punish myself 4. To break up my relationship 5. To get a job 6. It was an initiation rite 7. Someone offered me money 8. I was afraid to say "no" due to possibility of physical harm 9. To make money 10. To feel closer to God Top 10 Reasons for Sex - Women 1. I was attracted to the person 2. I wanted to experience the physical pleasure 3. It feels good 4. To show my affection to the person 5. To express my love for the person 6. I was sexually aroused and wanted the release 7. I was "horny" 8. It's fun 9. I realized I was in love 10.
The Past
"The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten"---Calvin Coolidge " The issue is not war and peace,rather,how best to preserve our freedom"---General Russell E. Dougherty
Uss New York!!!! U Go Girl!
Here she is, the USS New York, made from the World Trade Center ! USS New York It was built with 24 tons of scrap steel from the World Trade Center. It is the fifth in a new class of warship - designed for missions that include special operations against terrorists. It will carry a crew of 360 sailors and 700 combat-ready Marines to be delivered ashore by helicopters and assault craft. Steel from the World Trade Center was melted down in a foundry in Amite , LA to cast the ship's bow section. When it was poured into the molds on Sept. 9, 2003, "those big rough steelworkers treated it with total reverence," recalled Navy Capt. Kevin Wensing, who was there. "It was a spiritual moment for everybody there." Junior Chavers, foundry operations manager, said that when the trade center steel first arrived, he touched it with his hand and the "hair on my neck stood up." "It had a big meaning to it for all of us," he said. "They knocked us down. T
My Poems
Endless Pain forever suffered, Lonelyness always never uncovered, No one cares not even me, Hope you all don't stop and see, In my eyes it says to all, Help me Help me don't let me fall, Crying at night thinking no one cares, Realizing that feeling never shares. Lost in a world of hate, No one cares who believes in fate, Don't know how or what i ate, So please oh please don't get me bait, I'm no satanist and I'm no saint, Come to me now in this WORLD OF HATE. Time and Time again I think, Am I lost or am I found, Time and Time again I wonder, Why do things keep going around, Time and Time again I see, People lie and people cheat, Time and Time again, I just want to say don't beat.
Coming To Atlanta
but I play one in a FRICKEN MOVIE! That's right, I got yet another call back to be an extra in "The Dark Knight", the next batman movie, which is known by it's code name of "Rory's First Kiss". So, for the last two days, I clocked thirty hours, of mostly sitting in the extras holding tent. In fact I didn't even make it on set at all yesterday(which kind of sucks). I had a few close encounters with the camera in a couple of scenes I did on Wednsday, but there were a lot of other extras (300 plus) and a lot of scenes, so we'll just have to wait and see if anything I was in makes it past the cutting room.According to my character sheet, I was playing Andre Chaintrueil, Admissions manager for Gotham General Hospital, but wardrobe wanted me in scrubs as opposed to a shirt and tie. And during the set line ups I was placed in the "administrative looking hospital staff" group. So take it for what it is. Most people on set referred to me as a doctor.It was an interesting experience. I got to me
Dat New Drug
Everyone
We need everyones help to get Kathy into first place. I know we can do it!! Everyone please help her. There is only 2 1/2 hours left. Anyone who comments at least 150 comments I will buy you a Big Pimpin Gift and give you 15 11's. Just click the link below and comment her as much as you can. Click her to comment--------- Click this link to get your gift and 11's after you comment at least 150 times. Thanks so much. MUAH Click her to get gifts and 11's----Bisexual_Rachel *FU-Bombers Co-Owner Co-Founder*@ fubar One of my great friends is in her first contest and it ends tonight. She is in 3rd place right now. All you have to do is rate the pic. All you have to do is click the link below. Click here----- If you give her at least 100 comments I will buy you a vip gift and give you 15 11's. After you are done commenting her at least 100 times just click the link below and sent me a shout or a private message letting me know. Thanks for everyone's help. MUAH Click here when y
Life As A Swinger
Dan and Jennifer are an awesome couple that cover a wide range subjects about the Swinger life Style.
So Is It True?
Me
I am so excited ask me why? and ill tell you yeah
A Gift
Why the hell don't I get any gifts! Send me gifts! :)
Linewolf
Over the past week, I've been hunting down all of the 35mm hardcopy photographs of Mou's and my life together. Found a lot - not just times Mou and I had, but times as well that Mou and her ex-husband and her family had as well - Scottish line dancing, trips to see her sisters and parents; school reunion pictures; child hood pictures, trips all over the world; so much more. Incredible contrast. Mou went to Europe and Russia many times, did the tourista thing as a student and later with her ex-husband. So did Mou and her family. Me and Mou? Hard to put into words. I showed Mou another side of life; camping, roughing it - the simple pleasures in life that had nothing to do with high society(?) I literally was/am her mountain man, showing and sharing with her a side of life that she'd never experienced before, which she deeply enjoyed - more, as she shared with me many times, than the times she'd had with her family and Andy doing the upper-class tourista bit. Rememberin

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