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Randy And Sara
Randy and Sara Category: Life I would just like to share a little something with all of you....As you may have seen my profile page I had mentioned that I had lost two close family members due to a car accident.For those of you that are new friends of mine or even old friends that did not know them, I thought I would share a bit of some things with you about them..... First of all...for those of you that do not know....Randy and Sara were killed in an automobile accident on September 22, 2006....My cousin Kim, her husband Randy and their three children, Sara 16 yrs, Emily 14 yrs, and Adam 9 yrs, were on their way to our family reunion campout.....A pick-up truck that was driving in front of them swerved into the other lane, hit a semi, and caused the semi to jacknife and hit their van....Randy and Sara did not survive the accident...leaving Kim, Emily, and Adam as the only survivors of the family. Now...about Randy....He was a volunteer fireman for 13 years and a second a
Whats Up
So Do You Want To Know........
Just a quick note before I go to bed... For those that don't know and who care, I started back to work and back to school. I have not been on here much lately, I just check for messages and send a comment or two once a day. I am sorry if anyone feels like I have forgotten about them. I am just so busy lately that I don't even know which way is up. Things will slow down around the middle of April when tax season is over. I promise I will try to keep in touch. Please be patient with me. Kisses, Michelle 1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not fine, or sexy) 2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second. 3 . Kiss her on the forehead. 4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to. 5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you. 6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. 7 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. 8 . Write her notes. (she loves them) 9 . Introduce her to family and fr
The Lost One's
JOSH T. HERMANN Current mood: depressed Category: numb Life HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT KILLED IN I-70 HIT-AND-RUN SMITHTON, Pa. -- State police in Westmoreland County said an 18-year-old man was fatally struck by a car while walking on Interstate 70 early Sunday morning. Joshua Hermann, a Yough Senior High School student from Lowber, was struck and killed near the Smithton exit, police said. The car that struck Hermann did not stop, police said. Police said Hermann may have been hit anytime between 3 a.m. and 6:30 a.m. His body was discovered by the driver of another car at about 6:50 a.m., police said. A witness led investigators to a vehicle that is being examined, and two people are being questioned, police said. Relatives said Hermann's car broke down on Dutch Hollow Road, and he walked up to the interstate. "I don't understand how you could leave somebody for three hours not knowing if they're alive or passed away," said Hermann's father, Paul. "How can you do that?" The
Beautiful
Beautiful He is beautiful, so very beautiful Just like a winter's shining landscape, As delicate as the petals of a daisy, And as freely as the eagle soaring against the blue His eyes are as mysterious as the calm sea Everything about him is so very precious, More precious than all the gems in the world His soul is the essence of the sky and earth, His feelings are a volcano that is yet to explode His smile is the smile of lost innocence. Pain vibrates deep inside of his gentle heart. A lock shuts in the disturbed thoughts of his mind, A mind with as many roads as the world has. I look at him and I see a pure truth, Like looking at a clear night sky, Millions of stars twinkle within him. He is beauty as I defined it, He is perfect, his imperfections make him so. He is my best friend, and I love him, I love him although, not because. And I would give up all the things which I think are pretty If only I can hold his beauty within me, For he is everythin
Distance Between Us
So far away I can not touch So far away I love so much. Distance between miles long I sing a sad,sad song. My heart so true for love for you It makes my soul blue. Distance between us miles away And all that words can say. My heart so aching to touch Your soul I love so much. With in distance our chance to grow For we have the best to show. The distance between us Is what's making us grow For our life together Will have more to show. Distance seperates us from touching Yet our hearts have found each other Honesty guides our souls to warm embraces Yet our minds meet within the chatter So tempting is your spirit Yet our friendship forces quiet shyness Love is such a powerful thing Yet passion turns the other cheek Time increases this wonderful relationship Yet each time we are together nothing in the real world matters. So far away yet so deep in my heart Miles and fears keep us apart Meeting this way, how real can it be? Why can't I find the courage
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Sexy Quiz
Sexy Quiz
Life Sucks
Bored
it's 11:45 and their are over a half million people on here and it's still dead and boring. what a shame lol.
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We Lost A Fellow Fubar Member
On Sunday July 22, 2007 i lost my ct hubby and best friend By june_playmate at 2007-07-25 Wayne i miss your punk ass kisses your my angel now
Humor!!!
>> >A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart >> >with >> >her >> >two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. >> > >> >The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to >> > >Wal-Mart. >> >Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" >> > >> >The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they >> >ain't." >> > >> >"The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you >> >think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" >> > >> >"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just >> > >couldn't >> >believe you got laid twice." >> > >> >"Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart
Too Bad
There have been many, many times when I may have. disturbed you, troubled you, pestered you, irritated you, bugged you or got on your nerves with all the complaining I do, So today I just wanna tell you that... I PLAN TO CONTINUE
Too Funny
Little Sally came home from school and with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small was it?" Sally replied, "No... salty!" 1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud s
I Hate My Internet..
My Blog
Hey everyone. Its my birthday tomarrow. lol i will only be 26 can ya believe it. oh well another year that i cheated life.;)
Just Something I Wrote Please Leave Comments
look at you sitting skin all bloody and bruised.i beat you beat you you love the abuse.the fun the games and all the pain.your my cute little torture doll.i torment and torture.the knifes the whips and chains.the wax and biteing.don't tell anyone it's are little secret. my cute little torture doll.dragging your nails across my skin i'can never forget this.your in my head your inside my heart.your in there tearing me apart.your peircings and tats the way you scream at me like that. it makes me me want you so bad.my cute little torture doll.you you taste my blod soaked cheek.as your holding me.as i gaze into to your eyes i can see my demise.but it seem like the perfect way to die.no matter what they say they will never take my cute little torture doll.i ask please give the pain so i may show them all what they can never be. we will never be whole .feeling so cold .spinning out of control. i can't live without my cute little torture doll.are souls seem to fade.as we lay lifeless on the fl
Real Life Funnies
My Friend today .. had said to me.. little me.. that .. They dont make pills for Personal Go GO Dancers in the front seat of your car.. BAD HABIT>> LIFETIME>>> MUSIC AND DANCING>> was talking to my friend Jennifer.. and how confusing in this area what first names are .. you have different names for different people ... jenny is one friend of mine .. and jennifer is bobbys girlfriend that works for a guy named bob... then there is Linda who is married and Lin who is single.. lol. and I say cant anyone have a weird name like mine ..Tamara so it doesnt get so damn confusing... like their is Steve C and then Steve L.. whacked dude.. and his daughter nambed Stevie... and bob from the bowling alley ... lol....
Real Life Funnies
Games
My Friend Could Use Some Help!!!!!!
She could use some help!!!!
Just Stuff
So, whats a girl to do when her heart is broken? When she has been left by the wayside, and the one who did it cant seem to stop calling? So as I see it, there are two options...be a bitch and tell him to fuck off, or respectfully say "stop" your freakin killing me!!! I think its just plain selfishness when the dumper wont leave the dumpee alone. The bullshit about; "but I need your friendship". Hell...if you dont want me...let me the fuck go! I dont know, Im really just rambling out of boredome and pain. Sitting in my brain, which is a very dangerous place for this x-junkie to be. So I spill it onto the screen for anyone to see, which is pointless in all actuality but what the hell...maybe I will feel better. Oh well screw it! Life is too short to let some dude break me down!
Love
I really love you So please see what I see Of all people in this world You mean the most to me If my words were just enough You would know what I feel is real But words cannot measure How you truly make me feel I don’t want no body else For you’re my only desire My soul an body only aches for you Your love can only bring me higher For you my love, I’d die Just to prove that I am true I’d pick out all of the stars And give them all to you….
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Really Stupid Stuff
when things change here the whiners come out in full force and moan and groan about how they dont like one thing or another?? I mean come on...This is a free site and we are allowed, like most other free sites, to use it and be a part of things...The whiners and complainers act like they poured their life savings into the site and have the right to bitch about everything... And it seems most of the whiners that moan and complain are those that are the drama starters or the sites "problem" children...Those are the ones that seem to whine and cry the loudest... For the life of me I cannot fathom why they would think they have the right to bitch about anything here....They have no bearing on the workings of the site apart from being a user of the site itself... So to those that complain and moan the loudest...You are all acting like fools and the ones that are the problem children need to get a life and switch to decaf... Remember....Who's more the fool...The FOOL or the fo
When I'm With You
Knowing within you I am home. In your embrace, That is my place, The look of pure love and adoration on my face As your hands begin reaching for mine as your arms encircle me to Pull me to your strong chest as your lips cover my face With kisses soft and sweet As your lips melt with mine Lips made only for each other as our love begins to entwine Your hands caressing me As your mouth devours my body The heat rising in both of us Our passion growing wildly The hardness of your manhood pressing against my soft flesh Insistent demanding to be taken Into my soft folds To be enveloped in the sweetness of my womanhood The two of us bound together Bodies, hearts ,soul Locked together in love and hunger reaching untold heights of pleasure As I look in your eyes, a sight to behold. Knowing that I am crossing the line, Becoming yours for all time.
Fun Fun Day
Ok I get up early this morning have everything ready in a good mood yada yada yada all that crap. The humidity was pretty high over night so the windshield is covered and dew and the wipers arent the best. I am driving down this little two lane country road that is barely wide enough for two cars and the sun is blazing away in my eyes. Between the dew and the sun i am squinting to see the road. My phone rings. I am using hands free of course and I am talking to my daughter. I hear this huge POP and my passenger side mirror crashes into the window shattering. I look in the rear view mirror and holy shit I just hit a jogger with my mirror. I slam on my brakes and throw the truck in reverse and race back to where this guy is standing. I look back in the mirror and he is in a full sprint for the truck. I get close and jump out to make sure he is okay and understandably so the guy is LIVID!!!I start with I am so sorry.. He is yelling "what the hell are you doing You didnt see me??" I cant
Vampire Kiss
Sweet seduction! Sinful soul! The stars are out The moon is full All he needs now is the crimson kiss Of lifeblood flowing over his lips Eternal damnation But he cares not When it's all that he knows He don't give it much thought As he walks up behind her seducing her with his eyes He whispers "Let me stroke your hair Let me touch your skin '' Give me just a taste as he Tilts her chin Lips upon her throat Fangs within her veins Sipping at her blood As she feels the pain Cold may be his touch As she does not stop to think She will be on fire as he drinks
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Need Help On Contest Pls Help Out
I was thinking if each one that i have on my friend list would post 4 comments my one friend would get where they need to be so fast so come on stop by and post some comments they dont even have to make since stop and think how hard it is for you to do something on your own.
The Sin
You see me here wanting to come near cause I'm the sin you cant give into You try to push me away but yet want me to stay cause I'm the sin you cant give into You don’t want me to go but you say I must cause you look in my eyes an feel the love an lust Cause I'm the sin you cant give into you still know me ,still want me as much as I want you Cause I'm the sin you cant give into I'm here and I'm tempting. You're confused and keep avoiding Cause I'm the sin you cant give into You can't deny what I do to you. Cause I'm the sin you can't give into So I wait like an animal for its prey For you to give in to me an let me have my way Cause I'm the sin you cant give in to..
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Before We Part
Before we part, I must tell you this from my heart I’ll love you forever I’ve loved you from the start No matter what happens, You’ll always have my heart You mean the entire world to me You’re my shinning star- Because everything I wish for, Is everything you are I knew I was in over my head when I told you but I promise you this I will never deny you Take care my love til our road passes again I will love you forever til the end.........
Dating Sucks!
I didn't go out with him and I'm glad, because... I had a GREAT fucking weekend. It was my Birthday and it's hard enough getting older I didn't want to put myself through the misery of a suckey gay ass date. I actually met a guy on Saturday night :) Oh yeah... he knows how to talk too. Yep, things are looking up for me. Lol I've been talking to this guy online for a couple of weeks and he wants to go out this Friday. He is 7 years younger than me and his emails consist of "hey", "yo", and "whats up" Very hard to talk to because it is soooo boring getting a one word response to my questions. Usually it is easier to talk online (u get a chance to think of what to say) If we meet in person and he can't hold a conversation with me...what a boring night. He seems to be very nice and all that good stuff but I'm still not sure if I want to go out or not. If I do go, hopefully I have something to write about afterwards. Not just one word. Lol. I guess we'll see.
Time Too Say Good Bye
Birthday Bbq Party
Ok I swear we are doin the BBQ this Saturday, i know i cancelled it a couple of weeks ago but we are ready to roll now. It starts at 1pm, we got stuff for Jello shots and mixed drinks, bring beer if you want it and i got food. if you need directions to my house get ahold of me. It is a luau hawaiian theme, it will be nice out so we might as well enjoy the last of our Summer here in Anchorage. So it's a birthday party end of summer party :) Courtney
Naomi Watts
My Life Being Jinxxed
So.....we're going to Cape Cod tomorrow. Gotta spread mom's ashes. The rest of the time I'm going to be hanging out. Probably spend at least two days playing in P-town. I LOVE Provincetown. I love going to the shows and hanging out with the drag queens afterwards. I hope they have the show we went to the last time we were there. It wasn't your typical Liza, Barbra, etc. It was a bunch of gay, lesbian, tranny's having fun on stage. I still remember the group of lesbians doing short skits in between the "acts". They were pretending to do the different kinds of orgasms - it was freakin hysterical. I hope Nick is still bartending at Bayside Betsy's. We had so much fun with him. He kept feeding me the extra mixed drinks that he had to make for the restaurant that's attached. When we first go there, Bob asked him where the bumpin places were and Nick told him....."my house, after I get off work". I thought Bob was going to die - he didn't expect that answer, and I just damn near pissed myse
Seducing The Darkness
Seducing the Darkness. I wait here in my darkened world, waiting screaming, crying. You look at me and smile but all i see is hate and disgust. I reach out my hand to touch you but your no longer there. blood streaming its no longer tears that i cry. My heart achs and every breath that i take is full of missery and pain. You come back in and stair from afar. my head pounding as i scream and you ignore my calls. This darkness take over me i am no longer myself as i sink into the floors of my heart. Oh sweet darkness hold me close for he wont, make the tears stop i dont want to cry anymore. make the hurt go away as i embrass this hate i feel ripping away at my insides as my soul thrusts out like blood thirsty wolf. Once again i hold my hand out and reach but you push me down and hold my head under all the tears and blood i have shed that now fill this room. Laughter fills me as i drown. the seduction of deat
Age It's Only A Number
George Carlin's View on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, yo
Sadness In The Sandbox....
Nobody has a crush on me. I dont see why hehe Im just so cute and cuddly. lol whatever haha
My Love
from time to time when i get inspired i write or will post up a blog of my poems when i say i love you i mean that to the fullest and i know that no matter what i will always love you. i often question myself at times like do i love a person more than i love myself or do they even know how much love really grows inside of me when it comes to them. my love is unconditonal deeper than anything on this earth my love is what makes me grow each day just that love and that person or persons is whats right my love is the one thing that lets me know that that when i give piece of my heart to you that i want you around for as long as we both live for me to say i love you daily is a gift from god to you to let you know im there no matter what and thats as real as i can ever get i always think like when i say i love you do they know how powerful the sound of that coming from my voice is. does that person know not to play with those words and the many differant context of that
Popping My Cherry
well her it is my first blog...i never know what to say in these things so if i ramble i am sorry....its just that a lot of thoughts flow through my mind and well i like to put them down for some strange reason well a little about me i work in construction and also am a sergeant in the army reseerves i have been to iraq wanna go back but not looking like it any time soon...in the construction world i work with concrete making basements and driveways and all the fun concrete stuff it sucks but the pay is good i love to have fun and be amused...if i am bored i tend to do stupid stuff just to try to stay amused i know kinda weird well that is enough for now maybe i will be back later lol
Kingdom Of Wolves Contests To Bomb
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Beautiful As The Sky
you are as beautiful as the sky, i sit and wonder why, my heart does yearn, the flames inside do burn, to have you with me, to see what we could be, together as one, being together will be fun, to respect and love, to honor and cherish, never for our love to parish, wanting you with me, i shall get on one knee, to ask you one question, you know what it would be, close your eyes and you will see, i want you with me, our hearts will soar free, intertwinned as one, under the bright sun, the warmth of your touch, would make me happy so much, never will we know unless we try, knowing we will never ask why, knowing the love i have is immense, the ways i show it will be intense, it will be all good, the way it should, you hold my heart, i truely hope we never part.........
Thank You
Thank you all for the visits, rates and comments. I've enjoyed meeting all of my brothers friends, you've been very kind and welcoming! Love Brandi
Closure
CLOSURE Farewell to arms that never held me Farewell to arms that never loved me Farewell to arms that only hurt me Farewell to arms that will remain empty I hate you for the life you’ve stolen For a childhood lost, mostly forgotten Eyes that are swollen with undeserved tears The screams of pain still ring in my ears I longed for you, the love of a mother Got none from you, not me or my brother You raped our minds, bodies and souls Now in hell you’ll burn eternally old My feelings may seem a bit confused But they are quite normal, for experiencing you So goodbye my mother don’t rest in peace Your death to us has brought some relief Farewell to arms that never held me Farewell to arms that never loved me Farewell to arms that only hurt me Farewell to arms that will remain empty
Poetry
In Your Eyes --- My newest poem Looking in your eyes There is everything I need to see A lifetime of pain Moments of pleasure I see your thoughts Your soul Your dreams Without a word I know how you feel The love in your heart Flows through your eyes of the deepest blue Your eyes stare Looking at me Looking into my eyes Into my soul Into my heart Hoping that you see what I see I will never say a word A whisper will not pass my lips Words cannot share our feelings They will only detract Take away from the honesties My eyes Your eyes Say it alone It is all in our eyes I sit outside watching the orange sky the perfect end to a warm summer day I count my blesssings for your hospitality even though you are many miles away where would I be had we not met? would my days be filled with gloom? the sky is picturesque, detailed like a canvas I wait to share this with you, I count the days the fragrence of you fil
Theunloved Diaries(if You Can't Handle It, Don't Bother Reading!)
Come to My dungeon,It's time to play,You will like it here,You may even want to stay.                             Roam the halls enjoy the sights,You will find us all up day and night.                 No need for a key,I'll show you the way,   To your room where you shall stay.But first things first,It's time to play!   When he first walked through the door I had this feeling that I never felt before He was the finest thing I've ever seen He had me tremblin just cause he smiled at me Then he kissed me softly on my cheek Said to me, "You smell good enough to eat" Girl I swear my heart must've skipped a beat He's got me feeling like I did when I was seventeen And I couldn't wait For him to put his hands all over me...... So I let him know that I was ready For him to make love to me- but slowly Then slowly, he undressed me Then slowly, he laid me down Pulled my panties down Then slowly, he went down on me Then slowly, we made love Ohh, been an hour Since his love had been in me Couldn
People
Ya know one thing I have learned in life is a few simple rules of life. 1. Believe none of what you hear, and half of what you see, and you'll have a pretty clear picture. 2. Expect people to be EXACTLY who they have proven themselves to be in the past. 3. I essentially see people as honest until they prove me otherwise. I try to live by these rules, and so far, they haven't steered me wrong. Oh yeah, and the past really is the past, unless it applies to a present situation..Then it's presence yet again. (For people who've made the same mistake more than once). Just some words of wisdom. Peace Out! Thunderkiss65
A Poem: Ouija Board
Here is one of my poems I am trying to publish. Do not steal this or I will hunt you down and kill you. TY sitting around a round coffee table our fingertips pressed to an inverted wineglass fragile rainbow-tinged planchette... scraps of alphabet and numbers yes and no laid out at the edges like a wheel of chance always the opening ending question is there anyone there please? is there anyone there... while the calico cat jumps out at shadows and the cicadas in the trees say yes maybe no in a staccato chant and then the glass moves like a tiny iceberg toward yes
Sometimes Life Sucks
THIS has been a shitty day first my friend died one from church she was a sweet person and i just found out early today then I went to work which consist of a long day of taking care of a invalid..she depends on me for all her care ..I question God at times why would someone have to lay there and be so dependent on another human being it just doesnt seem fair at times bit then im not suppose to question our Maker..I go in the morning I open the blinds so she can see the sunlight then I take a wash cloth from the cupboard and set it aside and take gloves and slip them on then i take her false teeth and run them under warm water and wet the washcloth with hot water as she request bringing it all back in to her room and i place her dentures in her mouth and then i wash face allowing the warmth to open her eyes gently all this time the thoughts running through my mind that this woman at one time was very alive like me she had a family and endured much in her life as well yet here we are
Intermission
in misery i wait for your touch, your word, your hate in the dark i am alone missing you, nowhere called home the cold touches me softly there is no warmth to fill my soul i am a forgotten toy no love given, no joy a slave to your need yearning always, full of greed i wake without you quiet and afraid, my love so true i dream of your arms wrapped in the mist of my memory how long will this intermission last can i ever forget the past will your love return to me will my soul ever be free i want you now more than ever i thought this need would go will it, maybe never 9/23/07
Nowlive
Nsfw Photos
Ok due to some events today my nsfw photos will no longer be open to anyone but my family members. When people swipe them even though you have no rips marked then show you on messenger that they have them it makes you alittle leary about sharing with anyone else i will have to know you for awhile before i show them from now on.... Thanx Judi
How Do You Like It
Kids
my oldest moved out this weak and im not shure how to feal about it happy and sad its a new time for both of us ! im only 36 i looked forword to the fact that i wud b young wen she left home but now its hear she starts coll. in the fall im just kinda lost any thouts out there on movin on for me too lol > Happy happy joy joy im a kinky sex toy, fuck me, suck me, make me scream kinky > sex is all i need !
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All I Do
Wassup How you doin? I've been seeing you from across the room And you know, I just need your attention for a few minutes Is that cool with you? Yeah? Ight Check it Listen I can't wait to get to school each day And wait for you to pass my way And bell starts to ring An angel starts to say "hey that's the girl for you So what are you gonna do" Hey little girl I love you so (whoa whoa) All I do is think of you Day and Night (that's all I do) I can't get you out my mind Think about (all the time) All the time Hurry can't you take the long way home Just so I can be alone To think about to say That my heart is here to stay Hey I'm in love with you I think the world of you So won't you please, please be mine I want... All I do is think of you (baby) Day and night (all the time every night and day) I can't get you out my mind (my mind) Think about (think about you all the time) All the time (Uh)You know what girl? I'm in love I can say it, yea I
Everyday Life
Everyday Life
I Want To Know!!!!
If You Really Wanna Know.
I was married for over 15yrs. My wife died on Jan. 25th 2006. We had been together since I was 17. I have three teenage kids. I work as a Land Surveyor. I'm a taurus. That was chessy. It's been very hard on my children and me but we manage. I am looking for people to hang out and have fun with. I'm nice to a point but don't push me. I like people who have strong wills like me. If you talk to me I will talk to you. Say hello sometime. If your a hater kick rocks. You need Jesus. If you actually read this then maybe your cool after all. Oh and yes I am a crusty old perv. I will rate your pics but I usually wont comment. Some women put up sexy pics but get offended if you make a sexual comment so I just enjoy your pics and rate them what they are worth. Thanks for reading this crap. Have a good day. God bless you. Keep it sexy.
Babygirl
in loving ray and all our angles
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I LOVE SNOOPY:) SO CUTE...AWW:) HEY BY THE WAY IF YOU CAN WOULD YOU BECOME A FAN OF MINE IF YOU AREN'T ALREADY BECAUSE IF YOU FAN ME I WILL FAN YOU BACK OK KISSES N HUGS SUNSHINE BYE BYE...MAUHZ Hello Everyone i just opened up my lounge called mistress reeni's naughty play house it is so cool i have a dj and everything great rock music too. so here is the link: http://www.fubar.com/lounge.php?l=9313 hope to see you there:) hugs
Corrupt Love
Corrupted Love A warm sensation fills my body My heart races with every touch The softness of your voice soothes My soul As I lay there hoping the moment Will never end Calling out for you Praying that you'll never let me go The sensation so strong I can no longer feel my body Slowly I fade in and out of reality In an instant the warm sensation Fades away My heart empty My soul torn apart Lying there; wondering where I went Wrong Calling out for you, only to find there is no answer My mind invaded with thoughts So cruel and unrefined The sensation of fear of what's to come Slowly the reality over powering The lust and fantasy Leaving me empty Confused on how to think or feel The loneliness I feel So wretched and compelled Betrayal to myself Revealing the terrors of my love
My Life In Music !!!!
Your Life: The SoundtrackOpening credits: The Last Dance - NightmaresWaking up: Evereve - Fall Into OblivionAverage day: Rob Zombie - Sinners INCFirst date: Xandria - RavenheartFalling in love: Moonspell - VampiriaLove scene: Nightwish - Wish I had an AngelFight scene: Prodigy - smack my bitch upBreaking up: Enigma & Enya - Pure Moods - Return to innocenceGetting back together: Wiccan - Lorena McKennitt - Snow Wiccan PaganSecret love: Inkubus Sukkubus - Vampyre KissLife's okay: A Perfect Circle - 3 LibrasMental breakdown: Children Of Bodom - Taste Of My ScytheDriving: Beborn Beton - Deeper than the usual feelingLearning a lesson: Arch Enemy - We Will RiseDeep thought: Opeth - Black Rose ImmortalFlashback: Sisters Of Mercy - Cry Little SisterPartying: Razed in black - Oh my goth dj rib trance remiHappy dance: VNV Nation - BelovedRegreting: Within Temptation - DestroyedLong night alone: My Dying Bride - For YouDeath scene: Morbid Angel - God of EmptinessClosing credits: Type O Negetive -
Vote For Me!
I am entered in the "Sexiest in a cowboy hat" contest! Please help me out! Bombing is allowed! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=395801&albumid=471966&i=4194403559 TY in advance! Cali
Wanted !!!!!!!!!
Im Back Im Back
Haters Beware
YOUR FAVORITE F... rated your photo a '1'! 10 hr ago · YOUR FAVORITE F... just checked you out! 10 OK Friends and Family, Check out this Hater, Jealous CUNT>Your Favorite Fantasy This looser, sorry assed excuse for a female comes to my page today, rates my salute photo a 1 and leaves, Now Just to give Ya all a lil Info on this old worn out broad, She WAS on Harley's friends list, Long before I met him. Well after Harley and I got together, She starts TRYING to make trouble for us. with posting comments to Harley, sending him e mails and IM's..Harley asked this cunt, nicely to tone it down and told her HE Loves ME and doesn’t want any more then a respectful friendship from her and to be respectful of me...Well need less to say, this stupid ass kept up her dumb crap. SO Harley deleted her. Now this OLD hag of a female, Thought she may have had a chance with Harley, Which she NEVER did. She's a jealous looser, drama queen, a hater a down rater. So after OVER a
805 Is The Shiznit
IM IN THE 805 STRAIGHT RIDING,RIDEING ON BUSTA AND FAKE HUSLTERS,GANGSTA,PIMP,AND PLAYAZ.IM THE BIG DOG SHOOT CALLER AND THE BALLER.ME AND MY BOYZ BE KNOCKING FOOLS OUT 1 BLOW KO,ME AND MY BOYZ AINT THE ONES TO BE FOOLED WITH,AS ME AND MY BOYS LEAN LIKE CHOLO'S
Excerts From My Book....
This is an excert from the book I am working on. It is unfinished and unedited. I do not really get much time to work on it but figured I would share some of what I have had time to write. And for clarification before anyone makes an ass of them selves by assuming. It is a fiction novel no it hasn't happened to me nor will it be happening. These are just characters that I made up out of thin air and any resemblence to anyone living or not is strictly coincidental. She ran her finger tips down his chest slowly, loving the feel of his bare flesh. The night before had been better than she had dreamed about. Six month worth of emails, instant messages and late night phone calls that turned hot and sultry. She buried her face in his chest breathing in his smell. "Good God," she thought, "am I sure it wasn't another dream?" He began to move and his breathing was becoming faster. She had woken him. She hadn't meant to disturb his sleep he had been through so much while deployed and kn
Man Reading A Dear John Letter
A Man reading a dear john letter Here is a link to of a man reading a dear john letter and saying exactly what he reading this is so funny (I wouldnt listen to this when there are kids bosses around) http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/ then tell me what you think
Had Fun!!!
It has been a great day especially because I was able to chat with so many of you here in fubar. This is a great site!!!! Thanks to all that took the time to rate my pictures and showed sum lov'n. muah!!! ciao
Nigerian Scam Response....
I'm so sick of getting these emails. Today, I decided I would respond, and ride it out. If I get a response from this guy...I'll post it here...here is the original email, and my reply: _________________ From: BARRISTER CHRISTOPHER MOTLEY ESQ [mailto:frommychambers1@hotmail.com] Sent: Wednesday, July 25, 2007 16:54 Subject: Late Engr.John Ferguson will Dear beneficiary On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr.John Ferguson ; I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter was returned undelivered. I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email address stated on the WILL. I wish to notify you that late Engr.John Ferguson made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Seven Million One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$7,100.000.00 ) to you in the codicil and last testament to his WILL. Being a widely travelled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were recommended to him by one of his
Tesla In Picture Contest
Lots Of Love......
MY BIRTHDAY IS NEXT MONDAY, HOPE U ALL SEND ME LOVE AND HLP ME LEVEL .. XXOO
If I....
If I were to respond, respond to the taste, smell and touch of you The intensity of your sensuality making every fantasy true. Would it simply be lust, craving, hunger and need? Staggering like an overloaded farmer desperate to plant seed. Or would you take my to the depths of your warm, salty sea? And like a diver after treasure swimming in those depths you'd find me.
How Funny Is This?
What Kind Of A Day Are U Havin?
There are those days when everything seem to be going great. Then there are those day when no matter what you do, it all seems to go wrong. Most of us have days when things are up and down, being both good and bad. Let me know about your days when thing are at the xtreme end of good and bad. Btw, I had a good day today...
Dream Weavers Diary
I don't like giving other people advice especially when it's not ask for but when a friend asks me for it I try and just give them my opinion. There's a young man that says he's in love with this young lady but she doesn't feel the same way about him.I told him that you can't make some one fall in love with you no matter how hard you try.To make a very long story short.He is starting to sound obsessed over this girl and will not consider moving on,he's hoping and waiting for her to change her mind about him.He wants to marry her and believes they are meant to share their lives together. I feel bad for him even though I don't know him in person but I also worry about the young lady.I told him all of this yet he refuses to listen. I have no way of knowing if anything he has told me over the last month is true but if it is shouldn't he seek professional help? If it's not true then I just end up looking dumb but I'd rather that than hear about some fatal attraction that cost some
Quotes
me hasbeen lacking for a while well allow me to tell a short but interesting tale..... a few months ago i began having trouble smoking then breathing became more and more of a chore so i finally bit the bullet and went to the doctor they said i had bronchitus they gave me an inhaler lo and behold it didnt work then they said i had asthma and gave me steroids lo and be hold it didnt work now 2 months have passed and im sent for an x ray they find a lump in my chest so then a cat scan finds it presed between my lung an my heart yay me but im told it can probly be done away with with an injection so i go for a biopsy meaning to be impailed which ends up puncturing my lung and causin internal bleeding and convulsions so i spend 3 days in icu again yay me another month later i get to know my lump is 6 inches long and 2 1/2 wide and i cancerous oh joy many surgeons refuse to operate on me saying its too risky so im off to a heart specialist lets skip to the end i had an almost unheard of ra
Of The Dark....
dark eyes illuminated by the nights moon look out upon the city.. seeming dead in its midnight hour red silk blows against black leather as alabaster skin radiates... her hunger calls from within and soon... she will appease it. such has it been for an eternity.. her un-life.. her curse. her fate to walk alone immortal within a dying race. her soul..old when the ancients were young... cries out for substance. her hunger growing as the night deepens... and there within the darkened streets will she find her prey.. those foolish with their mortality.. unrestraint in their passions. those who feed upon the decadent pleasures.. high will be their blood with lust when she feeds upon their soul. she now but waits.. for deep midnight to come... for passions to soar.. pleasures to wake... for then is the time.. her hunger she’ll appease. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Candyce~
Happy Hour Contest
Yvonne Ann Sevin, My Beloved Mother
Insane Chris
"Through the wind and through the trees my beauty walked with ease. Though the walk was taunting verily she kept on walking. Through the fog and through the rain. She would not stop to wait and see. My beauty would not stop until she reaches me." It's a poem for a crush type thing. What do you think? God, how do I feel like a failure. As you may or may not be aware of, I am a screenwriter who has never sold anything is his pathetic life and most likely never will. Although the scripts are good but Hollywood would rather do crappy remakes of movies that never needed to be remade or destroy classic cartoons like UNDERDOG with staff writers. Crap like HOT ROD gets made but my good movies are ignored. Some unknown is out to make me a failure. I'm almost 40 years old and still living with my parents, I never had a girlfriend, steady or otherwise and I must be insane. For anyone sane that is going on 40, unemployed with no hope of a career or a personal life would have ended their o
A Penny
I found a penny today laying on the ground. But it's not just a penny, this little coin I've found. Found pennies come from heaven, that's wha t my Grandpa told me. He said Angels toss them down. Oh, how I loved that story. He said when an Angel misses you, they toss a penny down; Sometimes just to cheer you up, to make a smile out of your frown. So, don't pass by that penny when you're feeling blue. It may be a penny from heaven that an Angel's tossed to you.
My Stuff
I went tubing again. Yeah, so happy about that. I went to Big Rapids, never been there before. I had so much fun. I went with people I love and care about. My baby, my girl Xiomara, and old and new friends. (Shout out to D, honey I Luv U, we almost lost ya, but we got you...LOL) So far, I know I love the outdoors, I just find it so fascinating, so what sometimes it's kind of dangerous, so far it's been fun. I can't wait to go camping. Any one wanna go? LOL I'd post pictures but I couldn't take the camera, it's currently down. But I will post pictures of my crazy get together on Friday night. Luv, Barbie Hey Friends, Just wanted to let you know I uploaded some new pictures...Check them out and leave some luv. -Barbie So once again I find myself in a situation where I don't know what to do, how to feel, or even worse, how to act. Between love and money problems...I'm just done with it. I wish I could pick up and leave, and start a new life. I know! that would
Games And Crap!!!!!!
Why is it that men seem to think they can say whatever they want to, whether it be naughty, affectionate, sleazy, etc., and think that they aren't going to hurt a woman's feelings. There is flirting and then there is knowingly playing with someone's emotions. I am tired of being asked questions that are so raunchy, I wouldn't even expect them from a man i am deeply intimate with. Whether I shave, don't shave, trim, or don't trim, is something that I choose to leave for my lover to discover. It is NOT something I choose to include on my "resume'" as a means for an ass to decide if he wants to continue to talk to me or not. I understand that breast size likes and dislikes is a deeply personal preference for most men. These preferences are often deep seated and come from childhood experiences. However; MY breast size is not another "resume'" item. If a man wants to get to know me, then he should be interested in getting to know ALL of me. The good, the bad, the flaws, and th
Men!!!
Men!!!
Hey if you all don't know me I'm one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. Why do sweet people always have to be hurt?? Last night I came home to get more clothes from staying at a friends house and my dad beat the shit outta of me....my mom was trying to get him off me but she couldn't...Why do men have to snap at little things like that?? I was just wondering if they was anyone I could be friends with that will understand what I'm going thru...Right now I am in the process of moving into my grandparents house...I'm sorry i wasted your time by reading this I just had to ask that simple question.....Why me????
Bitch Is Back
Yesterday, I had posted a mumm. What I thought was a pretty harmless mumm regarding what you look for in the person you love. For the most part everyone was very kind and posted their thoughts on this matter. BUT......there was one who seemed to be offended my mumm because she felt it was not a true mumm. Her words then started a riot amongst a few. Mostly lasing out at me not only because of the mumm but because I responded back to her. I then started a small but hurtful battle. That is just not me. I ended it with an apology to this person. All night I thought of nothing else. After much deep thought I realized I owed her nothing. She has her opinion and I have mine. It was a mumm!!! At work the night before a conversation about just that was going on. We all had our own opionions and I, of course had mine, which was not as slam dunk as some. I wanted opionions from the masses; therefore; I asked my fubar friends. By the way, thanks for responding. You know, I think I am just
The Night I Was Alone

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Priest Holmes
Holmes will arrive at Chiefs camp Saturday By ADAM TEICHER The Kansas City Star Priest Holmes hurt his neck during an October 2005 game and hasn’t played or practiced since.Running back Priest Holmes is ready to start playing for the Chiefs again. Holmes, who hasn’t played or practiced in more than a year and a half, told president/general manager Carl Peterson he expected to rejoin the team at training camp Saturday in River Falls, Wis. He has passed a physical and been cleared to start practicing. In October, Holmes will turn 34, an advanced age for a running back. His age, combined with his recent inactivity, could limit his abilities. But with the likelihood of a Larry Johnson holdout, Holmes’ return could give the Chiefs some leverage and certainly more options at the position. “In my conversation with Priest, he was excited about playing,” Peterson said Wednesday in a statement. “Later, Herm (Edwards) and I sat down with Priest here in Kansas City and discussed his d
Movie News
I can't wait to see this one! http://SeXiVixxEN.flixster.com http://SeXiVixxEN.flixster.com "The Bourne Ultimatum" was among leading nominees for the 34th annual People's Choice Awards, organizers said Thursday. The spy thriller was nominated for favorite movie, favorite action movie and favorite "threequel." Leading man Matt Damon was nominated for favorite male action star. He's up against Johnny Depp, who got nods in the male action star and favorite male movie star categories. Jessica Alba scored nominations for favorite leading lady and favorite female action star. In music, Justin Timberlake earned nominations for favorite male singer and favorite pop song. "Give It to Me," a Timbaland song on which Timberlake is featured, garnered a nod for favorite hip-hop song. Other multiple nominees included "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End" and "Transformers." Winners will be announced Jan. 8 during an awar
Rebel Yell!!
I HAVE ENTERED GARY'S AUTO-11'S CONTEST. IT STARTS TOMORROW, NOVEMBER 25TH AT 9:00 AM EST. BELOW IS THE LINK TO MY CONTEST. I HOPE THAT ALL OF MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS WILL BE THERE TO HELP ME. THIS IS THE FIRST CONTEST THAT I HAVE EVER ENTERED SINCE I JOINED FUBAR 2 YEARS AGO. IF I WIN FIRST PLACE, I DO NOT INTEND TO KEEP IT FOR MYSELF, INSTEAD, I PLAN TO GIVE THE AUTO-11'S TO 2 WONDERFUL LADIES, WHO I HOPE WILL GODMOTHER WITH THE HELP OF THE AUTO-11'S. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR HELP AND SUPPORT. CONTEST LINK: MY MORPH THAT THE WATCHER MADE FOR ME GOT DOWN-RATED BY THIS PUNK! JUST WATCH OUT FOR HIM! slntodd@ fubar JUST LOOKING AT THE SCORES AND I AM NEARLY 23K BEHIND. I REALLY APPRECIATE EVERYONE THAT HAS TRIED TO HELP. BUT I AM GOING TO PULL OUT OF THIS CONTEST. MY DAD, REBEL TOLD ME TO START WITH THAT IT WOULD BE A HARD ONE AND THAT WITH IT BEING DURING THE HOLIDAYS THERE WOULD NOT BE ENOUGH PEOPLE ON-LINE TO HELP. BUT I THOUGHT THAT I'D GIVE IT A TRY ANYWAYS AND
Ain't That A Bytch!!!
THAT I GOT SUNBURN TODAY,WHILE AT WORK! IT DOESN'T HURT THOUGH,JUST STINGS A LIL. BUT ATLEAST I HAVE A LIL MORE COLOR TO ME NOW,NOW IT WILL MATCH MY ARMS,AND THE BACK OF MY NECK. LOL!! I GUESS THAT IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YA TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF,AND WORK IN THE FUCKIN HOT SUN 8HRS OF THE DAY. *SHRUGS* O-FUCKIN-WELL!!!
Just Writing
I have decided I am not going anywhere but will not be on here as much as i use to be those who know the other way to reach me feel free to use it. I will however not be putting anymore nude pics up due to the fact it is getting closer to the time i will be moving. Yep moving to missouri no less but hey whatever I will deal like i always do. Thank you for all who have been there and supported me I appreciate it you know who you are. I have deleted my Sexy Pics folder or album I will not be putting more up. Friends who are to far and few between never seem to hear my screams, although im patient to a point it seems all i do is give direction peace and advice. But.. what about me what are my needs where are my shoulders to cry on when i am down alone or hurt where is my direction or peace and advice? Oh yeah i forgot once they have used me for their needs I am unimportant til they need me again. So little respect but so much of me is needed but why what purpose does it serve. Oh wel
Courage...
This poem came to mind shortly after reading a fellow soldiers poetry... These two words have different definitions and thrive on perspective... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~Courage~ Standing at the edge he dips his toe Tentative, wobbly and unsure Hands wringing, twisting fingers Voice in his mind encouraging him Same voice…telling himself… It can’t happen for he will most likely fail Digging down deep… Courage and faith in self is all he feels With arms flung open he takes the plunge Diving into a pool Of calm relief... Swimming for a bit Mind yearning for release Fingers and eyes burning He writes, swimming in Thought Feeling Concept Until tired and spent He is only left with... Warm sense of accomplishment In the end... There is but one voice And only one thought Floating in his mind… I did it! ~Faith~ ©RoxyRoxRocker™

Daughter!
This is my daughter, with my voice in the background in the beginning. She just made this video, its great!!!
My Life
I am getting married next year and also trying for a baby next year... I've been with my fiance for 9 months.. We started dating in Nov of last year. Is it too soon to get married and have a baby?
Mensch
******Herbert Grönemeyer****** Mensch (Human) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ************************************************** Momentan ist richtig, momentan ist gut nichts ist wirklich wichtig nach der Ebbe kommt die Flut am Strand des Lebens ohne Grund, ohne Verstand ist nichts vergebens ich bau die Traeume auf den Sand und es ist, es ist o.k. alles auf dem Weg, und es ist Sonnenzeit unbeschwert und frei und der Mensch heisst Mensch weil er vergisst, weil er verdraengt und weil er staunt und staehlt weil er waermt, wenn er erzaehlt und weil er lacht, weil er lebt du fehlst... das Firmament hat geoeffnet, wolkenlos und ozeanblau Telefon, Gas, Elektrik unbezahlt, und das geht auch teil mit mir deinen Frieden, wenn auch nur geborgt ich
Cherokee
O'siyo(Hello). I was told as a very young child that I am 1/8 Tsa-La-Gi, or Cherokee. I am in the process of researching that heritage and along the journey have found the stories of the Tsa-La-Gi to be incredibly rich, sad and happy. This journey has become a spiritual enlightenment. My Cherokee Heritage goes all the way back to the Trail Of Tears, I feel very close to these ancient and wise people. The most proper name would actually be Ani-Yunwiya, which means "The People". Let's go on a journey together to meet "The People", the Tsa-La-Gi. A Story of the Tsa-La-Gi O Great Spirit, help me always to speak the truth quietly, To listen with an open mind when others speak, And to remember the peace that may be found in silence Cherokee Prayer History The first contact with European explorers was in the 1500s. The Cherokee Nation has long been thought of as one of the most progressive among Native American tribes. Before contact with the Europeans, Cherokee culture had
Motel Room
N A MOTEL ROOM I LIKE........ Monday, August 06, 2007 10:40:56 PM edit N A MOTEL ROOM I LIKE.............. You taught me many things while you were near.. You taught me how it is possible not only to shed a tear but how to sob..for days s on end..until my eyes were red and swollen..and then all you could say was want happened to you? .."You" I just couldnt say, afraid to disgust you even more, you were already turning your head away and looking towards the door. You taught me that gifts and random acts of kindness dont matter and should never do things of such matter.you thoughht if i was nice then I would expect that of you ..i just like to payitforward. .it is a good way to live... i thought it was called love and respect. you just wanted what you said and to do what you did or didnt do.. with your limitations and lack of respect .. You taught me it was okay to be late and not call and if no one showed that that is fine ."Really you need to get a clu
Who Knows...
Who's the one that makes you happy? Or maybe, who's the one always on your mind? And who is the reason you're livin' for? Who's the reason for your smile? I feel so lonely, yet I know I'm not the only one To ever feel this way. I love ya so much that I think I'm goin' insane. I'm goin' crazy, outta my head. Goin' crazy, outta my head. Can't think about nothin' but your good, good love, And what you give. Now, ev'ry one needs somebody. And you know, ev'rybody needs someone. Well, and a-yes it's true! Ev'rybody needs a special kind of love, And you're the only one I'm thinkin' of. You mean the world to me. You are my only! I feel so lonely, yet I know I'm not the only one To carry on this way. I love ya so much I lose track-a time, Lose track of the days. I'm goin' outta my head, Goin' crazy, outta my head. Can't think about a-nothin' but your good, good love, And what you give. It's not whatcha got, it's a-what you give. It ain't the life you choose, i
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Impending Move
We are supposed to move to North Texas within 4 weeks and we are at a standstill with housing and employment issues -- hmmm...wish us luck!
Help Me Out
hey yall im gettin sober please help me out and buy me a drink and ill pay u back!!!!!!!!!!!! hey anybody that goes through and rates my stuff to help me get a level up i will buy a yact or mansion for if you dont belive me then watever but thats how i am ill buy you one or the other if you rate me up thanks girls and guys
Tantalizing Tongue Twist
confined to a room with no doors no windows, the solitude engulfs left with no more than my estranged thoughts. My shadow dances on the walls and is the only thing that I will let wander. My heart I can suddenly hear with every rythmic beat, so I know I am still alive. I feel myself growing with frustration and anger. I just want to tear down the walls and find myself free. Before I can I must find myself. I have four corners to look in, one corner I found myself bending to those around me. I know no comfort here I did however find a fleeting moment of joy. Now three more corners are left at my disposal. So you ask me to tell you whats wrong well where do I begin I have lost once what I knew to be true to me. As important to me than tides that come in and out. As a hawk she hovers over and reminds me of the mistakes I have made and she doesn't see the change In me yet why should she. Bothered by her own hatred that she can not deal with, but within her last moments will she come face
Duck Family
Well, 6 hatchlings are now part of the family. Still more eggs so ....we wait. Impatience is driving me crazy! My duck started laying these eggs on June 11 and we are now waiting for the hatching. Momma duckie has been on the roost since Saturday almost non stop so anyday now....
I Am Back On!!!!
I am back from the hospital they had me there 8 hours instead of 4.. Ugh!!!! lol... But anywhooo.. I am back on my contest..... And I am now trailing waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay behind now.. :( Like last........... If anyone wouldn't mind helping again.... Thankies sooooo much!!!! :0) ((((((((((((((((((((((HOLY CRAP I AM IN LAST PLACE RIGHT NOW)))))))))))))))) :o :o :o :o :o :o .................STARTS TO RUN FAST........ :o
Internet Connections
OK NOW THE RULES ARE SIMPLE YOU HAVE TO COPY THIS BLOG- REPOST IT IN YOUR OWN BLOG-YOU PIMP YOUR BULLY WITH THE LINK TO YOUR PHOTO. RATES AND COMMENTS ARE NOT IMPORTANT. HAVE BIDDERS SAY WHAT THEY WILL GIVE YOU , DO FOR YOU, AND WHAT YOU 2 WORK OUT IS PRIVATE. WHEN YOU FIND THE BID YOU ACCEPT THEN MESSAGE ME IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE AND ON YOUR PIC YOU ACCEPT AND WHO YOU ACCEPT . CONTEST RUNS TILL SATURDAY NIGHT.gOoD LUCK AND LETS HAVE SOME LOST CHERRY FuN. IT CAN ALL BE VIRTUAL OR A PAID OFFER IT IS UP TO THE BIDDERS. lEt tHe cOnTeSt I Had A Dream BY: Christian Safranca I Saw A Person Who Was Me Yet Wasn't Me ! ! He Had Friendship & Trust From His Peer's & Family He Had No Fear Or Humiliation From The Girls Or Guys He Had It All ! ! Looks, Brains, Style, Skill, & Stremgth Loved & Respected By Everyone Seen as A man People Couldnt Live WITHOUT A Person who was seen as Their Older Brother And/Or Best Friend A guy Who Was Dependent And True to hi
Rants And Stories
WOODLAND DEATHWRITTEN BY RAVENGODDESS    Four girls, Zane, Sera, Kaylie, and Theresa, got bored and decided to take a walk in the woods. They packed a couple things into backpacks; stuff like sandwiches, drinks, and band-aids.     They found a trail and decided to follow it. Theresa decided she would take the lead, but soon got them all lost. Zane began to argue with Theresa saying, “I thought you knew how to navigate the woods!” Theresa retorted with “I do, but I’ve never been in these woods before!” Zane sighed, and threw up her hands “Why did I follow a bloody idiot? I swear I should knock your block off for getting us lost!”    All four girls then decided to sit down and cool off while they ate, and try to think of a way to find their way back home. They thought for a good while before they heard gunshots ringing through the woods, then someone screaming in pain. This frightened all four of them, but though they wished to get home it was ge
Song I Wrote
Cause your one sad trip to get there, and your one sad sap to call yourself a man. And all your truths you've been telling me, were seeping lies I'll never understand. I once though Love was how you felt, but you tore it up without a doubt. The time you spent at her house, was just another indication of what you were all about. It took one hopeless look to get there, it took one long thought to finally let you go. You were one past I wish I could forget but instead I sit and talk about the times we shared and still know. Innocence lost its edge and we folded our cards that left our hands in misery. It took one sad trip to get here. Now I can say I came so far. Leaving pain and hurt beneath my skin way too long, now I wash it all away and search for where I belong.
So This Is The Internet?
"Some Devil" One last kiss one only Then I'll let you go Hard for you I've fallen But you can't break my fall I'm broken don't break me When I hit the ground Some devil some angel Has got me to the bones You said always and forever Now I believe you baby You said always and forever Is such a long and lonely time Too drunk and still drinking It's just the way I feel It's alright Is what you told me Cause what we had was so beautiful Feel heavy like floating At the bottom of the sea You said always and forever Now I believe you baby You said always and forever Is such a long and lonely time Some devil is stuck inside of me I cannot set it free I wish, I wish I was dead and you breathing Just so that you could know Some angel is stuck inside of me But I cannot set you free You said always and forever Now I believe you baby You said always and forever Such a long and lonely time Stuck inside of me
For My Friends
for those of you who are close you are well away of the trouble and stress going on for the past few days. What I want to say is that with out tht specialperson the one who didn't judge didn't to anything just kept true to a friend ship helpped me throught it all. there aren't enought words in the english language to tell you just how much you have helped and no matter what not only did I gain a new friend in you My Beautiful Dream Catcher. you have also helpped me possibly save my best friend and my friendship. I LOVE YOU and again thank you for everything I can't say it enought. remeber that if you ever need anything I'm always here no matter what. Love is a special bond that people take for granted and everyonce in a while things just go to show that there is always mor to life then the ones you expect, but you get the best fromthe ones you never knew. Love you always and you will alway be in my heart ELLA
Quotes I Will Always Relate To In Some Way/hope It Opens Your Mind
"The classic relationship with grass that early hippies had was that it's better when shared with friends. You can't get really high with a bad attitude. Kindness and sweetness exhilerates your stone. Stolen grass doesn't get you as high. The old hippie ethic really counts." Stephen Gaskin "We wouldn't be here if it weren't for psychedelic drugs. In terms of the role of psilocybin in human evolution on the grasslands of Africa, people not on drugs were behind the curve. The fact is that, in terms of human evolution, people not on psychedelics are not fully human. They've fallen to a lower state, where they're easily programmed, boundary defined, obsessed by sexual possessiveness which is transferred into fetishism and object obsession. We don't want too many citizens asking where the power and the money really goes. Informed by psychedelics, people might stop saluting. "Take your political party, your job, whatever, and shove it."" Terence McKenna "Avoid all needle drug
No More Drama Please
A Valentine Wish
Pain
Am In Love With A Wonderful Guy
Troubles With Kids
i wish that teens would move out while they think they know it all....my oldest son it seems likes to tip the bottle and have too much of a good time. almost everynight. while he is an adult, he still needs to follow ans accept the rules of the house...and he overstepped them last night and earned himself a one way ticket right out of the house. time will tell if he regrets anything...but i will not take the abuse that was heaped upon me last night ever ever again. so C, raise your glass in a toast to YOUR PLACE!
I Could Use Some Help!!!
My friend Ron (Raincloud-Honorable Society of Wolves) has a friend who's step-sister is missing, please spread the word so that everyone can see the flyer and hopefully find Megan. Endangered Runaway Case Type: Endangered Runaway Name: Megan Elizabeth Francis Welch DOB: Mar 10, 1993 Age Now: 14 Missing Date: Aug 13, 2007 Missing City: LAUREL Missing State : MD Missing Country: United States Race: White Sex: Female Height: 5'6" (168 cm) Weight: 140 lbs (64 kg) Hair Color: Brown Eye Color: Hazel Case Number: USMD070078656 Circumstances: Subject is missing from Laurel, Howard County, Maryland. Subject is known to wear a gold chain with a "Star of David". Subject may be in the company of a Hispanic male by the first name of Javier and in a Red Chevy Camaro ANYONE HAVING INFORMATION SHOULD CONTACT Maryland Center for Missing Children 1-800-637-5437 (1-800-MDS-KIDS) Howard County PD, 410-313-2929, Det. Markley or Det. Perry Click here to se
Criss Angel Why I'm A Mindfreak
So Sad But True
Sometimes we have to say goodbye to someone who's been so special.. We give back their wings let them go and pretend that it was really nothing.. But we'll realize deep inside our heart there's a big scar that was left which we'll carry on for a lifetime So sad but true...
Take My Hand
Needing to feel something More than just pain Smiles, joy and laughter Warmth and love again Tired of sitting alone Crying so many tears Breaking apart inside Been like this for years Wanting to scream Breaking the silence Hear more than myself Feeling loves brilliance Life has become so hard Pushing through each day Trying too see some light Darkness blocks the way Please come take my hand It's been way to long Looking for a way out Only one place I belong
Broken
I thought that you would never go. Does this sadness i hold inside show? Two different lives take there way and in the end I'm the one that has to pay. I'll lose all the joy inside, but knowing to be a friend you tried. As long as your happy i won't care, even if it means I'll have to face what i fear. Every moment shines like the stars. And I'll try to fix my scars, the scars of when you went away and gone to live in that better day.
Would Rather Be Free
WISHING EVERYTHING COULD CHANGE TOO MUCH SHIT IS ALWAYS GOING AROUND nothing ever goes my way.... i hate being married i feel controlled and wish i could get out...............
Pain
I'VE LONG FEAR MY SINS WOULD RETURN TO VISIT ME AND THE COST IS MORE THAN I CAN BEAR
Georgia Bind My Ties
Georgia Bind My Ties (Paul Cotton) I been thinkin' 'bout a place Like a dream that tries to show Can you see it in my face That it's time again to go When I hear her callin' me From a one way track Then I got to go and see What it is that brings me back Oh, Georgia, I'm just a stray Won't you shine on my way I can see it there In your diamond eyes When you hold me Where your beauty lies Oh, Georgia , please, I'm down to my knees Won't you bind my ties Won't you bind my ties Everybody's gone away They're all leaving town And I'm movin' on to say I'm through kickin' my heart around Yes, it's all over now Crazy things in my head Have to stay together somehow For I've got the dream again Oh, Georgia, I'm just a stray Won't you shine on my way I can see it there In your diamond eyes When you hold me Where your beauty lies Oh, Georgia , please, I'm down to my knees Won't you bind my ties Won't you bind my ties
In Need Of Suggestions
HEY ALL MY FRIENDS AND FANS AND FAMILY MEMBERS CHECK OUT THIS SITE YOU CAN FIND ALL SORTS OF SKINS AND TAGS AND TUTORIALS FOR SKINS AND TAGS AND ETC JUST CLICK THE LINK BELOW... I'AM LOOKING FOR SUGGESTIONS ON THE SITE AS TO WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE ON THE SITE AND WHAT YOU THINK WE SHOULD ADD TO IT SO PLEASE CHECK IT OUT AND LEAVE A COMMENT WITH UR SUGGESTIONS ON THE SITE AND WHAT YOU THINK WE SHOULD ADD TO IT Fu-Tags
Traci's Views On Life
Hey everybody. I am moving today and tommorrow. Its gonna take the assholes until the 7th to get my internet back on. So if you notice me missing thats why. I'll miss getting my fix thats for sure. Anyway..rate all my pics while I'm gone. luv ya..xoxoxox. So I met this totally hot guy last night( online of course)and I like him a lot. Its totally scary to me to actually find a guy a truly like. The guys I talk to always seem to have a room-mate that later turns out to be a woman or they run when they find out how sadistic and depraved I am. So in my head Im always planning a way out of every relationship I get in. I always wall up my heart with anyways and whatevers. But what I really want is someone who loves me for me, someone who is willing to give up control for me, someone who will let me inside their head and dwell in mine. Anyway..whatever..lol.
Friend
Come help a friend in a contest click on the link below and join us all help appreciated
Love
Falling in love with you is one of the hardest things I've ever done. Some people find that strange, but then, they haven't been fighting their heart for years, relabling every feeling as "misguided" or worse. When I speak to you, I'm still waiting for the numbness that refuses to come. The other day when you left, my heart screamed a protest. Was it fake? I ask myself the question again, the same question I've been asking for all this time. The difficulty of the situation is made harder by the fact you want me too. How do I know? The smiles you give me, the phrases you choose, your eyes. I stare into your eyes and my heart jumps. I stare into your eyes and my head reels. We're best friends, but I think I'm in love with you, I'm convinced you're in love with me, but I can't be sure. I can't tell you my feelings, I can't hear you tell me yours. You're the girl I want, but it cannot be. Can we ever be together? The answer to that is what really
Jokes
two mokeys in a bath one monkeys goes ooohhh ooohh ooohhh the others says well put some cold water in then
Hmmm
cant wait till agust 26th gona go see combichrist then cant wait till sep 6th get to se msi woot woot just thinking alot of things been going on latly like started talking to some one that fucking kicks ass thats a good thing that hapend lol and then a bad thing is a friend and i got druged the other day none nether one of us remember shit i got to put new brakes on my car another good thing is i go on vacation next week woot woot im happy i need it work has been killing me glad i can get away for a week lol and been thinking about some things out side of all that just standing in a state of confuseion right now but ill let you all go for now lol later DJ Faust
Im Ju$t M3!
Im This Girl... 1.I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you... 2.I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive resturant... 3.I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care... 4.I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you... 5.I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... 6.I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... 7.I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.. 8.I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.. 9.I'm the girl who you can talk
Losers!
This woman is weird. Now she logs in under other names and leaves me hate mail. What a moron. The 2% club. She states that she has "posted all my letters" so that people can see what kind of a person I am. Yet she keeps emailing me. I think she is in love! Like anything in life, there's the 2% rule. 2% of people in anything, work, play, EBAY, are a-holes. Even in great places like this. When I joined a few months back, I was amazed how many fun, nice, open minded people there are, of both sexes. Occasionally, some idiot guy will rate my photo a "1", and I will go to his profile and see that he has done the same to other people. Then there are idiots like "JD's Wifey". This mildly attractive person sent me a 10 for my photo, and I said hi and that I thought she was attractive. She told me I needed to read her profile, which basically said don't ever talk to me! Being the rascal I am, I suggested maybe if she didnt want people to say hi to her, then perhaps she shou
Need Rates
i need some fu luv donot worry i will give it back
Fubar Stuff
so its funny to me i've been on here a week and i've been blocked by 4 people already. todays blocker was cuz i rated his FUZZY picture a 7 and he took it too harshly rated me a "3" and well blocked me so whatever doesn't really matter to me, this whole rateing things kinda lame anyway.
Kc Chiefs Camp News
Well, it looks like RB Priest Holmes, who has been injured the past 2 seasons, is makin a comeback. But for wut reasons? Is it because he truly wants to make a comback cus he believes hes not finished in the NFl? So he can excite the fans with explosive runs once again?....or maybe its the $9 Million in salary he'll have to give back if he retires or dont play (remember he sat out all of last season and got paid). Somethin in his contract has somethin bout that from the reports i heard. But some things i wonder about this whole scenario. For instance, the offense isnt the same kinda offense it once was. Sure he might look sharp in drills durin camp but wut about takin a live game hit? These are a few things, among others, that must be looked at when a player of Priest's caliber tries to make a comeback after bein out 2 seasons. Then again maybe the Chiefs welcome the idea of him bein in camp cause then that kinda puts pressure on LJ for when he holds out in camp. Alot of things to look
Stupid Ass Parents
Okay as most of you know , i’m pretty much an opinionated bitch .. With that being said ... U know what really just pisses me off beyond belief ?!??!?! ... BAD PARENTING ... I’m not talking about a parent who’s house isn’t the cleanest , or who beats thier kids on a regular basis .. I’m talking about someone who has 2 kids and doesn’t give a good goddamn what happens to them! .. This chic , i’ll call her "B" has a 14 yr old daughter , and a 5 yr old son ... She was married to a guy who well isn’t exactly the greatest , but he did treat her better than most men would , considering she’s an Über cunt ! She’s the type of person who at 5am would stand outside screaming her bloody head off because her husband left the alarm clock ring 5 extra minutes so she had to get her fat ass outta bed to hit snooze .. The type of chic who gets into everyone elses buisness telling them how to parent thier kids , how to have a happy marriage blah blah blah....*yea yea i know you’re probably thinking
Prayer
Prayer is the gate which swings open to God. Smugly secure within my fenced-in garden of existence, I kneel to enjoy it alone. But there at my gate is God, inviting me to step outside for a moment with Him. Reluctant at first, I slowly push it open tillat last I can wlak through. The open gate of prayer affords the freedowm of stepping out into fellowship withGod and of viewing life form his perspective. In everything by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your REQUEST be made know unto God. Philippians 4:6 And this is the CONFIDENCE that we have in him, that, if we ask any thing according to his will, he heareth us: And if we know that he hear us, whatsoever we ask, we know that we have the prtitions that we desired of him. I John 5:14-15 1 Timothy 2:1-2 NLT Praying effectively Paul urges Timothy to lift up requests, prayers, intercession, and thanksgiving. A request is a need, a deep desire for something we don't have—something only God can
Surveys.... Lol
Are you tan? well sorta!! Do you use Proactiv? no Do you wear make-up daily? if I'm working then ya. Do you own chanel perfume? nope Do you shower daily? Well no shit!!! Don't you!! Do you go to the tanning bed? once in awhile. Do you use MAC make-up? nope, but my daughter has some Do you use other make-up products? yes Do you straighten your hair everyday? nope! Category- Friends Is a best friend a promise or a label? It's a promise, cause I don't say it otherwise. Do you have more than one best friend? kind of but not really Do you have too many friends to name? not good ones Do you hang out with with friends everyday? I wish I had the time to!! Do you have pictures of your friends on your walls? some I have on my entertainment center Do you call more than one of your friends regularly? yes Is your best friend a girl? nope Are your friends in a lot of your classes? uhm....*stare* WTF??? Category- Fashion & Style Do you have style and originality? sure Do y
Why Me
so im pretty sure now that im gonna die an old maid. im never gonna find true love, never gonna get married and have children. i have had the most fucked up week. my own family had seen this coming. they knew since i was young that i was never the one to get married and have kids. you're just not the type they would say. all i want is to be happy. why can't i be happy? i work hard very hard, im a good person, i'm always there when people need me, in fact i go out of my way and sacifice shit for those bitches. i've missed on so much in my life jus to make someone else happy. i jus don't know anymore. i'm writing this in hopes that if i get it off my chest that i would feel better, but it's makin it worse.
My Morph Contest
Badness
A lot of not good shit is occurring in my life right now and it's getting hard to keep my head up. I don't feel very comfortable opening up here since I don't know many people very well. If you're really interested in finding out what's going on, feel free to message me, or you can get some of the general stuff from my latest blog on myspace. Although I could use a lot of different help for a lot of different things, a hug would go a long way right now. Thanks for reading and I hope you're having a good one.
Jokes
A guy decides he'd like to have a pet and goes to a pet shop. After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says out loud, "Geez, I wonder what happened to this parrot?" The parrot answers the guy's question, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot." "Ha, ha," the guy laughs. "It sounded like this parrot actually understood what I said and answered me." "I understood every word," says the parrot. "I am a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird." "Oh, yeah?" the guy asks. "Then answer this: how do you hang on to your perch without any feet?" "Well," the parrot says, "this is a little embarrassing, but since you asked I'll tell you. I wrap my little parrot penis around this wooden bar, kind of like a little hook. You can't see it cause of my feathers." "Wow," says the guy, "you really can understand and answer, can't you?" "Of course. I speak both Spanish and English. I can converse with reasonable competence on almo
Godfather
I am a GODFATHER please rate,fan,and add me and u can look at all my morphs ive made here ty GODFATHER This is my profile Corky1952~Owner of The Global Bombers@ fubar God Bless Us All
Testing July 07
Good morning! Hope we are amazingly great on this wonderful Friday! Well unfortunately due to unforeseen circumstances I did not make it to class last night, however I will still go further into the Poomse as I said I would. One great piece of news however is my instructor called me late last night and asked if I would accompany him to the airport to pick up my Grandmaster and have lunch with them, so I am very excited! Now on to the Poomse! Poomse, as I have said previously, are set patterns of movements, attacks and such. they go from the very simple to the very difficult and can contain anywhere from 16 to more then 60 individual moves. In my school we have 9 forms leading to black belt and then there are at least 10 black belt forms (my instructor is testing for his 4th Dan, Master level, so he is the highest we have). The forms are as follows: Ki Bon 1 Tae Guek Il Jang Tae Guek Ee Jang Tae Guek Sam Jang Tae Guek Sa Jang Tae Guek Oh Jang Tae Guek Yok Jang Tae Guek
Friends
Stories
I lay still for a while, my breath slowing from a frantic panting as I gulped air into my lungs, waiting for my breathing to slow & my heart to stop racing. Idly, I stare at the ceiling when a thought occurred to me - what would have happened if she hadn't of been bound, gagged & blindfolded? Although I am incredulous that such a simple technique could cause such an extreme reaction, another thought followed swiftly after: if I was left dripping wet from our encounter - was she? Sitting upright, I relish the possibilities of this thought & then scramble around her so I am sat, cross-legged in front of her. My excitement mounting again as my eyes roamed her body, drinking in as much of her as possible, feeling my clit grow hot & achingly erect. Only vaguely aware that I held my breath, I reach forward & slowly part her shaven lips with my fingers, exposing her dripping hole, glistening in the lights. As I watch, she utters a low moan & her delicate flesh throbbed rythmically. Upon s
Motorcycles
Why Motorcycles are better than women Body: Why Motorcycles are better than women • Your motorcycle doesn't get upset when you forget it's birthday. • You don't have to talk to your motorcycle after you ride it. • You can choke your motorcycle. • Your motorcycle doesn't get mad when you ignore it for a month or so. • Motorcycles don't get jealous if you come home with grease under your fingernails. • Motorcycles don't snore. • Your motorcycle won't wake you up at 3:00 AM and ask you if you love it. • Your motorcycle won't leave you for another rider. • You don't have to pay child support / alimony to an ex-motorcycle. • If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again. • If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts. • If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it. • If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it. • If your Motorcycle is too lo
Let Ur Spirit Free
today i was sitting intop of the humvee in 125 digree weather heat in iraq and i thought abou twhen i used to live in okinawa japan and when we went to thiland for an excersize and i got to see the exact island where they fillimed the movie in cosa moui. i downloaded mobe's porcelain , its a song from the movie the beach and i listened to it when i stood there on the beach and when i jumped form the water fall cliff and it was .................... idk how to even put it in words when i stood on that beach i was in another world, the song the place it let my spirit free and i smiled as wide as i could and let my arms rise to my sholders and just let my spirit flow out and dance int he pure tanquility of the naiture and glow of this hidden paradice and i had just wished to never leave for i was so happy and just in pure bliss.................. why couldnt i have had her to share this with. By her i mean this girl im supposed ot meet when the time is right?????? i think i have found
Cant Stand It
I cant stand guys puting their pics of their lower area lol yeah anyways its not amazing guys lol my turn other chicks on but yeah No lol I kno I kno What Your Saying "DONT LOOK THEN!" well cant help it name nudes lol plz lol
When The Sun Doesnt Shine...
This guy goes into ta backyard and sees a black lab just sitting there."You talk?" he asks."Yep," the lab replies."So, what's your story?The lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running, but the jetting around really tired me out. I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I really wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. I had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm retired."The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks Bubba what he wants for the dog."Ten dollars".The guy says, "This dog is
Interesting Stuff
Happy May Day everyone! The earliest May Day celebrations appeared in pre-Christian Europe, as in the Celtic celebration of Beltane, and the Walpurgis Night of the Germanic countries. Many pre-Christian indigenous celebrations were eventually banned or Christianized during the process of Christianization in Europe. As a result, a more secular version of the holiday continued to be observed in the schools and churches of Europe well into the 20th century. In this form, May Day may be best known for its tradition of dancing the Maypole and crowning of the Queen of the May. Today various Neopagan groups celebrate reconstructed (to varying degrees) versions of these customs on 1 May. The day was a traditional summer holiday in many pre-Christian European pagan cultures. While February 1 was the first day of Spring, May 1 was the first day of summer; hence, the summer solstice on June 25 (now June 21) was Midsummer. In the Roman Catholic tradition, May is observed as Mary's month, and
Band Of Brothers
Ok my precious & sweet friends. 3 of my 4 brothers have joined Fubar; 1 is a returning visitor. How about you stop by & show them some Fubar love for me. Just harass the crap out of them for me; mkay? Bulba@ fubar Mike@ fubar Eric@ fubar
This Is My Band!!
Joey
Some Thing
9/4/1996 one day every thing changed Daughter may die, but why? for even daughters can't live with hafe a heart fourty five minuts isn't much a life but long enough to remember thin blue lips uneven gaspsin incubators racking breaths that cause pain to those who watched long enough to remember i never held her or felt her softness or counyrf her toes i didn't even know the color of her eyes dead paled hands quite covered by the gown she was to ho home in moist earthy smell one small casket and the tears you see i hold in my hand but soubenirs of an accosion a sheet of paper filled with statisties a certificate with smudged footprints a tiny bracelet engraved baby girl lalone you say thant you are sorry that you know how i feel but you can't know because i don't feel not yet The day begins The day begins with fiery circle, Painful to look at, creeping over the homes. Laser feelers pierce the blinds, Slice my face. Another day With out john. Turn
Rebuild
Okay, so I go to the lake last Thursday and my 15 year old son alwys stays home, cause he hates the lake. I come home Sunday night to a fubarred computer, it wont boot up or nothing. I have been wanting to do a major wipe out and rebuild for a while, just havent done it but now I had no choice. I lost everything and am just now getting windows back on it and the internet back working, but havent gotten anything else installed, so I wont be on much for a few days. And if I dont feel like dealing with the computer or I get frustrated, it may just be longer. Incase you are wondering, I got into the BIOS and did figure out I had 7 trojan viruses downloaded from PORN sites, so now I really know what my child does while I am out of town!! LOL, typical kid I guess. But I will be back, just dont think I am ignoring or hating, just rebuilding.....
Fuck All That
Let your enemies eliminate themselves cuz once you start eliminating them you gain more enemies. why we ain't got more shit to drink around here?????I like to change shit up sometimes, brown or white. I might feel like buying some cognac,gin,brandy,whatever different kinda jello shots, big ass daiquiris, where the bar if u want me to buy it There r a couple of men on here that are some straight up bitches. Let me let u n on 1. user name SMOKEDAWG42066 he comes thru with low rates n then got the nerve to ask u 4 a friend request, then gets mad and curses at women. Now I'm sure he thinks cuz I'm in Louisiana I can't have him touched n real life. Not knowing I got guerilla niggas cross this country n Ohio and Indiana ain't shit to get him done in then the sloppy fat nasty ugly bitch got his zip code in his user name BITCH ASS NIGGAS AIN'T HARD TO FIND AND ARE EASILY TOUCHED YA HEARD I think he suck dick.....
If You Only Knew...
How your smile brightens my day How voice soothes my soul That your eyes look right through this facade of mine How every moment without seeing your face seem like an eternity How that just the very mention of your name makes my heart leap How chatting with you for hours makes me feel that happiness is around the corner And that I love you and that I wish I had written this for you sooner.
Newb
Meet people here.. So far it's been rate and return the favor.. No real conversations. Im new here, and was wondering if anyone has tips or tricks on settin up a good page? If ya do please let me know
Friends
Are people you can count on when you need help Give a shoulder to cry on when times are rough Stand by you for support Give solace when you feel weak Lift up your spirits when the world and everyone in it tries to bring you down Give you advice when dead-ends seem to be all around Care for you when you are sick Support your decisions, even why they think your wrong, and you dreams because to them you can accomplish what ever you want Tell you everything will be alright when nothing seems that way Give chance after chance because we all make mistakes Help you get back on your feet Can be closer to you than family Give you all you need and ask for nothing in return. To those I've lost through death: I'm sorry I don't visit you more often. To those I've lost through a falling-out: I'm sorry we couldn't see eye-to-eye. To those current and in the future: I wish to be this for you and more. To those who want more than friendship: I wait for the right moment to tell you how I
Sweet Revenge
Poems
Smell of death is in the air He walks in the shadows of night He comes after me moveing with stealth His eyes are red His teeth are white A few ways to kill him But why, Why should I I welcome his bite Eternall life is the hell I deserve I welcome the curse of the Vampire............. Prisoner to the pain Trapped like an animal No escape no way out Walls clossing in Darkness falls onto me Fell like a sacrificial lamb I hope amd I pray that maybe someday I'll be free Don't lie to me tell me the truth Am I evil Am I alive or somebodys dream Is this the life I live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Darkness comes The sun goes down The demons come to play The moon turns red The clouds roll in Satan comes to say Thunder booms Rain starts to fall Death is here to stay Armageddon is apon us But don't you fear It will be over soon 2025 is the year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A Glimpse At Happiness
Are the reason I wake each morning, because I get to see you sleeping so soundly and peacefully in my arms which makes feel there is no world outside of our love...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Make my hart soar like an eagle in the sky Are the one who makes me feel like I can do anything even when I see no possibilities in site. Show me that love does actually exists after all else continues to disappoint. Tell me that everything will be okay when I have a bad day and/or nothing seems to go right. Bring out the creative side in me like asking me to write for you and draw you how I see you. Help me to imagine new ways to think of myself, life and how I can express my love. Prove to me that I have something to live for. Smile at me so that I now that nothing can bother you when you are by my side. Glide your fingernails through the hairs on my chest as we lay drifting off to sleep and then hold me tight all night as t
Quizzes
You scored as Passionate, You love a Passionate partner, someone who will just sweep you off you feet and never put you down. You want someone who just goes at it and never takes their hands off you. You mike like it rough and fast but its all about what feels right and how good it all feels. Passionate partners are great but things can sometimes get a little out of hand. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Passionate94% Tease88% Begging75% Dominator75% Fantasizer75% Loving75% Easy Going69% Slave63% Seductive56% Reserved56%
No Speakah De English
NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,"she retorted indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives. "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell " Mississippi'." $5.00 says you're gonna read this again!
Poems
I've been called fearless but I do have some fears... Well not necessarily a fear but I really really really dislike cockroaches and water bugs... ewwww they're so big and they make that crunchy sound when you smash them... blech. But seriously I do have one fear. A fear I've been living with for a while. Probably started around a year ago, but I fear... a person. I fear myself.I hear the compliments everyday on how nice and good I look. And yeah I like to act all confident about it and the such and yes I do take the time to try to fix myself up in the mornings but, when it comes to that dreaded mirror, I don't look at myself like "look". Instead I look at my hair, my nose, my lips, the rest of me. I avoid making eye contact with myself.The window to the depths of my soul is one place I've always dreaded going. One place I always wanted to avoid. Because I know most of what is there. Pain, hurt, turmoil, betrayal. Everything I've run away from. It's all in there. I buried it, I turn
Don't Give Up!!
I always seem to get myself into the crappiest relationships... you know the ones were u get treated like crap and get taken advantage of and taken for granted!! I had been dating this one guy for 2 months and he was a complete prick.. I had enough one day and decided to do away w the whole relationship thing for a while!! I wasn't looking for a guy.. I didnt want one.. and when I had given up.. was when God placed the most amazing man in my life!! He continues to amaze me... and if the Lord allows.. I want to spend the rest of my life learning and getting to know this man!! So all of you ladies and men out there... don't give up!! The one for you is out there looking for you!!
Chinese Proverbs
CHINESE PROVERBS *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok . *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. * ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Random
The Legacy Ankh is the symbol of the Strigoi Vii Mysteries, the Covenants of the Black Veil, and the Current of Elorath. It is worn by both Strigoi Vii and Black Swans to symbolize their agreement with Our Pact. The ankh, or in Latin the crux ansata (cross with a handle), was originally the Egyptian hieroglyph which meant “life.” Many ancient Egyptian artworks, especially funerary art, depict gods and pharaohs bearing this symbol. The ankh was also associated with the god of death and rebirth, Osiris, and ankhs were often placed with mummies in order to symbolically convey the gift of immortality. Over time the ankh came to symbolize immortality and can even be seen as a key to unlock the gates of death. The Rosicrucians and members of other Hermetic orders often use this symbol in their rituals. The Coptic Christians, as well, employed it as a symbol of life after death. Ankhs incorporating mirrors into their design have sometimes been used to symbolize perception of the
Stefan
hello
Hummmmm
If your reading this, you got way to much time on your hands! You need to get a life! HEHE......Luv U....BYE
Amnesia Is No Friend
Money
Subject: MONEY- It can buy a House...............But not a Home It can buy a Bed..................But not Sleep It can buy a Clock................But not Time It can buy you a Book..........But not knowledge It can buy you a Position......But not Respect It can buy you Medicine.......But not Health It can buy you Blood............But not Life It can buy you Sex..............But not Love So you see money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because........... I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.............. So send me all your money.......... And I will suffer for you. CASH ONLY PLEASE
A Peom For The Sexes
A WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call and not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, and knows the answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. A MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Welcome!
Explanation
I'm gonna disappear for a while if there's something you need to tell me leave it here or for those who have my cell txt me if I deem it of urgent matters I'll respond. I need answers and I do intend on getting them, preferably easily.
Mysterious Pleasures
Santa
The Naughty Night Before Christmas 'Twas the night before Xmas and all through the house The whole damn family was drunk as a louse Grandma and Grandpa were singing a song And the kid was in bed flogging his dong Ma, home from the cat house, and me out of jail Had just crawled into bed for a nice piece of tail When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter I jumped out of bed to see what was the matter Away to the window I flew like a flash Threw open the shutters and fell on my ass The moon on the crest of the new fallen snow Gave a whore-house-like luster to the objects below When what to my blood shot eyes should appear But a rusty old sleigh and two mangy reindeer With a little old driver a pounding his dick I knew in a moment, it must be Saint Nick Slower than snails his reindeer they came He bitched and he swore as he called them by name Now Dancer, now Prancer, up over the walls Quick now, damn it, or I'll cut out your balls. Then u
Mohawk Prayer
Why Anti-evolutionists Are Wrong
Why Anti-Evolutionists Are Wrong                              
Supply Side Jesus
I got this video off of hitman's page. This video explains how conservative republicans can claim to be Christian. It seems this is the Jesus they worship.  
Still Trying
For Everyone
Have I ever told you that if I sit really still and silent, sometimes. I like to think I can hear your heart beating in time with mine? Have I ever told you that when I watch you speak to me through lines and cords, and bytes and ram, I imagine your voice, whispering into my ear? Have I ever told you that I wait out each day in anticipation, wanting only an hour or two, just a second in space and time, to feel close to you? Have I ever told you that there has been times, when I ached for you, ached for you so badly, that the emotions overwhelmed me.. and so I sat and cried? Have I ever told you that sometimes, I will reach out, touching your name on this cold screen before me, wishing I could reach in and pull you to me? Have I ever told you that after the first time I heard the sound of your voice, thousands of miles away, I sat up all night, turning the conversation over and over in my mind, examining it, like some newly discovered s
Alexander
In case you hadn't heard the news regarding a massive recall of Castleberry Food Co. canned goods due to botchalism poisoning, here's the story... recall of Castleberry Food Co First dog and cat food then children toys, now food. What next
Goat@ Fubar
Surgery
Hey ya'll, I'm sure many of you have been wondering where I've disappeared too these last few days. Monday while I was at work I got really sick all of a sudden and the girls I worked with made me go to ER. Seems I had a gallbladder attack, so they did an emergency operation to remove it. They found a gallstone inside of it that measure 2.5 cm wide. No wonder I was hurting so dang bad. Good news though, I am home now and starting to recuperate from the 4 holes I had cut into my abdomen to remove it. I'll try to get on here as much as I can to let everyone know how I'm doing. Love to all my friends (you know who you are).
Me
Me
My First Poem
If I place my heart in your hand will you keep it safe for me? Will you cherish, love and protect it and treat it compassionately? I trusted another with its keep, once a long time ago, He mishandled it... dropped it and broke it... fortunately, not irreparably so. I picked it up and took it home and hid it away for awhile, It was so damaged... nearly destroyed... very sensitive and fragile. I was able to put it back together, but it has never been the same, It's still too fragile to trust to anyone, who plays an unfair game. It's way to delicate to be mistreated, or tossed to and ‘fro, And until I met you, my friend, I was afraid to let it go. I'm beginning to think it is possible, to expose it again- to love, If the person that I entrust it with treats it gently.... like a dove. Although it appears the same as all others, it's from a special lot, It may not seem distinctive to you, but it's the only one I've got. So, are you able to keep my heart safe? I
All The Members
Hi everyone.....here's an updated list of the American Family members: Officers~ _________________________________________________ americangryl~leader of the American Family americangrylsman~co-leader of the American Family ndnunicorn~secretary of the American Family nightwolf~head of security of the American Family and the Hot Spot Lounge _________________________________________________ Members~ the captain bitchyfem roadie69 slj768 sweetcheeks wings tiggerinked rolls5278 spfldfella bear469247 longarm vTTv xxxdogg2000 blackwidow starrisky silverstreaklee sassy girl americanprincess35 michelle henryetta_bbw_hunny tat2dtaurus73 scofield9 **Please make sure you get everyone added** Thanks Here are the leadership spots that are open right now. We have bombsquad leader, co-leader of the bombsquad,Lt of the bombsquad, recruter. There willbe more coming up as we grow. So if you want one of these plz leave a comment, or if you want to apoint som
Eddie..
Hi this is about Eddie my ferret he was just not my pet or a animal to me he was my kid my world he meant alot to me he brought joy into my life I have not felt in yrs even though I only had him for 2 yrs he had cancer and it took him from me very fast . I got to hold him as he past it felt like I lost a part of me with him . I have 2 new pics of him from his first Christmas please take a look il never forget my lil guy and il never forget all of you who have been there for me threw this and showed him all your love thank you all.. your friend ... Jay

lol....Some would be upset about getting lost in a state unfimilar to them but I just think it is stir funny. For the simple fact that my map locator thing in my brand new car I bought got me lost. Then I bought a map and tried to use it and I was hopeless..but so far I am liking Missouri. And the person I am trying to see knows I have problems with technology. lol he laughs at my issues with technology. I think it is too funny because I just woke up and thought I was in Little Rock still. And I asked for directions five times, I think a old guy got a stiff one from looking at me in my skirt and my bikini top. Of course it was a short skirt and you could see my butt almost. lol, he should not have been looking.... I do not know.. Baby if you read this I am sorry for getting lost. I have decided to travel although I know some would have a fit. I am going to MO for a little bit. I do not know where but I will be leaving in an hour. I cannot wait. So this has been one adventure. JC I
Wolf Or Animal Contest
Wolf or Animal Morph Contest 20 Contestants.The 1st round 20 contestants 1st 10 to 5,000 comments.2nd Round Best 6 to 5,000 last round Best 3 for 1st. .bombing yourself is aloud.No Freshmeat Accounts allowed must have real photos in profile,all who bomb must be atleast 30 day members of funbar. the prizes will be awarded with a happy hour after contest closes now to keep it fair and clean there will be a little catch witch is u need to be at least a level 3 and u need a salute pic on profile u can comment and bomb yourself no down rateing others in contest no cheating ill be watching no blank comments no drama prizes to be awarded are 1st place a month vic and choice of 2nd place will get 7 day blast and choice of ty for looking good luck to u I am going to host this contest so send info to me time of start and end dates ok been long enought i got 9 contest
I Love You
I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU? SHE SPENT THE FIRST DAY PACKING HER BELONGINGS INTO BOXES, CRATES AND SUITCASES. ON THE SECOND DAY, SHE HAD THE MOVERS COME AND COLLECT HER THINGS. ON THE THIRD DAY, SHE SAT DOWN FOR THE LAST TIME AT THEIR BEAUTIFUL DINING ROOM TABLE BY CANDLE-LIGHT, PUT ON SOME SOFT BACKGROUND MUSIC, AND FEASTED ON A POUND OF SHRIMP, A JAR OF CAVIAR, AND A BOTTLE OF SPRING-WATER. WHEN SHE HAD FINISHED, SHE WENT INTO EACH AND EVERY ROOM AND DEPOSITED A FEW HALF-EATEN SHRIMP SHELLS DIPPED IN CAVIAR INTO THE HOLLOW OF THE CURTAIN RODS. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. THEN SLOWLY, THE HOUSE BEGAN TO SMELL. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. VENTS WERE CHECKED FOR DEAD RODENTS AND CARPETS WERE STEAM CLEANED. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canis
Me
just click on the pic below to help me out. YOU EVERY TIME U FALL FOR SOMEONE U HAVE A CHANCE OF GETTEN UR HEART BROKEN. WELL IM TIRED OF IT. TIRED OF IT ALL. I DONT WANT MY HEAT BROKEN ANY MORE. IM THREW WITH MEN. THREW I SAY . no more not for me. I see myself holding you close to me, Squeezing your body tight. But for all I see as I daydream- I know I'll get tenfold tonight. Running my palms across your breast, As you tremble and bite your lip. Feeling your hands upon my chest, The softness of each fingertip. Tasting your neck so sweet, so soft, And slowly lowering my kiss. Over pert nipples, across your navel, And finally into pure bliss. Looking upon your face from below- As you tilt back your head. Feeling your fountains begin to flow- As you ease back on the bed. Your "innocent little devil" look- Crying insatiably with the sensation. Lip to lip lapping up every drip- From the well of your creation. The way you pull me up by the hair- To the h
Billy's Blog
Ok, ever since I got rear ended by that van I have been experiencing more & more neck pain. I have an appointment scheduled with a neurologist on Tuesday. I'd like to apologize to everyone who I may have been neglecting at this time. I just do not have the focus or energy to comment or rate pics & stash right now.
Girlfriend Application
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:BrandonBirthday:July 29 Beggining of TimeBirthplace:San Antonio Current Location:San AntonioEye Color:hmm Green? Blue? Mix of the two? you tell me lolHair Color:Natural blondeHeight:6'1 , 6'2Right Handed or Left Handed:RightYour Heritage:The Shoes You Wore Today:BootsYour Weakness:Kryptonite of course!Your Fears:Goin blind, bein on fire while jumping out a buildingYour Perfect Pizza:Mushroom, oniion, cheese, pepporoni.Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:I duunno probally something good
Men Are Shallow
Strwberrywine!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Lauren Birthday: 1 August Birthplace: New Orleans Current Location: In Fubar Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Dark Brown Height: 5'6 Right Handed or Left Handed: Left Your Heritage: Australian- Irish/French The Shoes You Wore Today: Knee high boots Your Weakness: Being unpredictable Your Fears: Things Changing Dramatically- IT the clown movie... its just wrong!!! Your Perfect Pizza: Vegetarian Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Live life loud Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: what a Shit Question, im not a geek Thoughts First Waking Up: If I put the covers over my head Will I get away with staying here! Your Best Physical Feature: Haha ummmmm... duno I supose my eyes? Your Bedtime: AM never before 11pm Your Most Missed Memory:: My brothers infectious laugh. Pepsi or Coke: Coke, but only with Jack Otherwise fruit juice MacDonalds or Burger King: Macy dee's but if I had my way Ask Resturant Single
Beautiful Comment 5
Part five and the final in the series from "aDICKt of Passion" She nodded at me, blew me a kiss and whispered in a naughty voice "A better question would be whether or not you can keep up with me!" I could just imagine what she would sound like in bed. My skin tingled and my loins throbbed as I stood, my hand lifting her skirt for a moment then it fluttered downward. My hand slid behind her back, pulling her tightly against me... tight against my throbbing desire. A smile upon her face, "I see that you're as aroused as I am, my pri..." I did not let her finish her words. Instead my lips found hers for a passionate kiss. She was surprised with my rapid attack, but opened her mouth for my entrance. She tasted wonderful. Our tongues danced. Our bodies molded together, swaying and grinding. Her hands now moved up and down my body...
Beautiful Comment 4
Part four in the comment series from "aDICKt of Passion" "You're lucky" she whispers. My eyes look with interest, "I'm lucky in so many ways to not only find you, but to be with you... but why do you say so m'Lady?" Because I'm here for a wedding reception and...." She trailed off. Hmmmmmm.... I wondered.... a wedding reception. I tried to shield the view of her with my body. Her fingers wove into my thick hair pulling me towards her body which smelled delicious. I wanted to taste of her desire... drinking deeply. My body pulsed with passion. I slid my hand up the back of her left thigh, under her skirt... rising high until it slipped off the edge of her stockings. Her skin was so hot. "Yessssssss.... don't stop yet....my prince..." Higher... Higher... finding her cheek... my forearm pressed up between her legs... so hot and... "That's right, my prince... no panties... So what are your plans now?" "M'Lady... would you like to join me...???"
Tequila & Salt
Tequila and Salt This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. Always re
It's For Mizz Shady
I believe this is Lisa. As a mater of fact I don't know her at all and I can't recall how she ended up on my friend list.. I don't think that her and I have ever even spoke. I came across her sticky bulletin and it said do to real life personal reasons she will be leaving Fubar once her VIC runs out at the end of this month. SxyLisa/Owner Of Elite Hotties/ F.A.R. Mem / R/L Ms. CT DADDY@ fubar Everyone she is 3,000,000 points from becoming a Godmother. Shes currently sitting at level 24. Her boyfriend ~CT FUBAR DADDY™~ ~THE TEXAS FU-KI... wants to see to it that before she leaves that she makes it to the top. Hopefully she will be willing to let him do this for her before she deletes her account. This is by far the largest act of kindness I have taken on during my time her at Fubar-CT. This can not only be him and I working on it. This will take everyone who see this blog and soon to be a never ending bulletin So go show her page all the love you can muster up. I will ne
A Vision Of Hope
glitter-graphics.com I see the world in turmoil and a tear falls. I see a rainbow in the sky and I feel a promise of hope. As I walk through my garden and stop to ponder. I reach down and gather a rose and bring it close to enjoy its beauty and touch my lips and feel the dew kissed petals. I smell the wonderful fragrance and I am reminded of a simpler time more peaceful time. We must wake up and join together so that all may know the beauty this world has to offer. by Saspanda 07252007
Beautiful Comment 3
Part three of the comment series from "aDICKt of Passion" Her moans are loud enough for me to know that she's interested. With one last drive, I press my mouth all the way down... grinding as she plays inside my mouth. Another "Oooohhhh" from her lips, but this time, she attempts to lift me. I'm stubborn and playful, and instead my mouth rises as I suck hard. Her finger "pops!" from my mouth, making her giggle, "Hmmmmm... I want to hear that sound more... from my mouth." I look up and see a naughty look, and a teasing smile from her lips. Well then! I turn her hand again, kissing and licking the inside of her wrist. My left hand falls to the inside of her left ankle... slowly caressing... enjoying the feel of her stockings and her hot skin... slowly my hand rises. At the back of her knee, my kiss-lick-sucks rise up her forearm to the inside of her elbow. It is almost intolerable... the wait... her bosom calls my name and I know that she feels the same passion that I do.
Video
Music Video: From Yesterday by (30 Seconds To Mars) Music Video Code by Video Code Zone
Beautiful Comment 2
Part two of the comments from "aDICKt of Passion" I smile at the sound of an "Oooohhhh" escaping from her lips. My kiss lingers, but my eyes travel up her legs... her hips (hmmmmmmmmm)... her breasts (oh my)... to her face which is framed so nicely... Hmmmmmmmm.... turning her hand, my lips touch the center of her palm. A shudder passes through her body. I kiss softly around that palm, enjoying the sensation of her hot soft skin beneath my lips... each pad of her fingers... her wrist... She smells delicious. I drink in her scent again, almost swooning with desire... yet wanting her to know that my mission is to give her the pleasure that she so justly deserves. Softly... ever to softly, I flick my tongue across her wrist (YUMMY!!!!) and smile again at the gasp and tremble. Hmmmmmmm.... turning her hand, palm towards me and fingers upwards I kiss each knuckle before landing at the tip of her pinkie. Kissing the tip of her ring finger. The next... and the next. My eyes upon hers whi
Today's Issues
Msk's Spot
My How Time Fly...... He Was Just 7yrs. Old In The Pic Above..... And Now He Is 10yrs. Old.... Happy Birthday My Spoiled Baby...... Mommie Loves You...... MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND....TRY NOT TO DRINK TOO MUCH!! MySpace Graphics & MySpace Layouts Hot Myspace Comments
I Love Me
I believe this is Lisa. As a mater of fact I don't know her at all and I can't recall how she ended up on my friend list.. I don't think that her and I have ever even spoke. I came across her sticky bulletin and it said do to real life personal reasons she will be leaving Fubar once her VIC runs out at the end of this month. SxyLisa/Owner Of Elite Hotties/ F.A.R. Mem / R/L Ms. CT DADDY@ fubar Everyone she is 3,000,000 points from becoming a Godmother. Shes currently sitting at level 24. Her boyfriend ~CT FUBAR DADDY™~ ~THE TEXAS FU-KI... wants to see to it that before she leaves that she makes it to the top. Hopefully she will be willing to let him do this for her before she deletes her account. This is by far the largest act of kindness I have taken on during my time her at Fubar-CT. This can not only be him and I working on it. This will take everyone who see this blog and soon to be a never ending bulletin So go show her page all the love you can muster up. I will ne
Beautiful Comment
This was left for me today by "aDICKt of Passion" Thank you so much for this.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Her eyes draw me in... teasing me... tempting me. I move across the crowded room to stand before her. She offers a hello, but licks her lips. Her clothing clings nicely to her curvacious body. My heart begins to pound, and I know that the tingling in my loins has become quite pronounced. Slowly my eyes move from hers... downwards. Drinking in her presence... and her sexuality. My mouth waters. I go to one knee, straddling her left leg... almost but not quite touching then take her left hand in mine. Her skin is hot... smooth... soft... in invitation of other... I shake my head to clear the thought of her naked flesh against mine as I lower my lips to the back of her hand. I smile at the sound of an "Oooohhhh" escaping from her lips. My kiss lingers, but my eyes travel up her legs... her hips (hmmmmmmmmm)... her breasts (oh my)... to her face whic
Fubar Id Tags
Here are all of the tags I have made up to this point. This is a nice place to put them all.
"freak Messiah"
My Dear Friend Columbus Heart
Columbus Heart, is one of those special people I have met here on CherryTap/FUBAR. A cherished gift of friendship she has offered. I know she has a true heart and is a kind soul. She has talent and wonderful special spirit and you can't help but feel her sincerity. I am blessed that our paths crossed. This is a poem she left me on my comments, as you can see how special she is, I wish I knew how to copy and place here the graphic she done as well *. * By heavenleigh at 2007-07-24 Anyone Who knows you, Knows how special you really are, One of those perfect friends you find when wishing on a star. One of those Special people Who'll be beside you till the end. Always better than an Acquaintance, Someone special you call a friend. You are a wonderful person, so you got a 2 for 1 special.. a graphic and a poem both created by me. HUGS MY FRIEND
Feelings???
Jazzy Lil Blog
Personality: I want a guy whos not afraid to be himself, I'm not here to crack open any shells. I love when a guy can make me feel like a girl. So, I like when he's not clean and doesn't know a damn thing about shopping. It's cute to me. I like to shop for them
Another Chance
My first attempt to make a vid
The Angry Chef
My friend Paul said I never show my cute side.. and I thought I would post this.. this is so cute. I laughed so hard when I saw it.. and so did my daughter.
Increase Peace
If war is not the answer, then what is? The practical instruments of peace negotiation, aid, and development assistance, the psychological instrument of respect for human dignity and equality, and the political instruments of human, juridical, and civil rights provide a more effective, just, and moral answer. History tells us that nonviolent social movements have played a key role in bringing about significant social change. Around the world, nonviolent movements have fostered democracy, struggled for freedom, taken action for justice, protected the earth, and toiled for the survival and dignity of human beings everywhere. In the United States, many specific changes in public policy — women’s suffrage, the eight hour work day, steps to curb racial segregation, environmental safeguards, stopping the Vietnam War, limiting nuclear testing, creating the American Disabilities Act, winning labor contracts for the migrant poor through the United Farm Workers, and many others — were t
Interesting...
this is a site that shows a number of things happening in the world everyday...Quite amazing if you ask me, sad thing is the population is growing and soon there will be no place for us on earth...you figure out the rest...check out this site, tell us what you think:) thanks! http://www.worldometers.info/
Life Cycle
LIFE CYCLE - watch closely and just wait for all the changes. This is pretty awesome (and from a technical side, especially for a .gif file)... I hope you like it.. I loved this when I saw it.
Mcdonalds Goes To Africa
Well, it has been confirmed, McDonald's has reached Africa!
Dean Martin Roast
Dean Martin cracks me the hell up.. that is why I posted it.
Rains Embrace
Hear Me
More
Surrender
I Need You
Dead Inside
I Dream Of You
I Was Reminded
Sooner Or Later
Meeting
White Chocolate
Just A Poem
Burdens Lost The words you say to me Make me think That I am important Makes me wonder if I really do matter To this cold heartless world Your words run through my mind Looking for the right spot To take root Growing, blooming me into A better person that I will enjoy being around The images you make for me Fill my heart with hope That someday I will be whole Taking my hand into yours You lead me from the Darkness of my depths Into the new sun Warming my face With your bright light Unlocking the place I hide from the world Falling upon my knees I weep for my Burdens lost Destroy and Shatter Cast me aside Like a child's toy That they have outgrown Hidden away In the toy box of time Until the moment you Remember the times We had The laughter we shared You take your hand Reaching deep to the Bottom of the box Pulling my sore limp body From the scattered Fragment of your Past possessions You pull me close Hugging me telling me Your false
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Anything Goes
Another Story For You
Tasty
I Want Your Sex
Collide
4 Stages Of Life
The four stages of life: Yep! That about sums it up!
Signs Of Love Making
I am all abot pleasure, pleasing a women sexually is a very simple task just as leaving someone in suspense is simple. giving oral sex is a pleasurable thing that women tento enjoy. Most women sww a man with his tongue peirced will make the assumption that he is a " pussy eater" are they correct? I hope so. I know the reason i have my tongue peirced is to try to enhance my skills at eating pussy. this blog is not to offend any one but to the women dop you feel as though a guy with a tongue ring enhances his skills?
Nite!!!!!!
More Ink
I Am Still In Europe. **sighs**
As some of you know but probably not many. I am still in Europe dealing with things I wished I never even heard of... I don't know when I shall return. I am thankful to Jean Claude. He has sent help. I can't really explain much online as the internet connection over here sucks and Neither of us trusts this means of communicating. I have been gone for TWO months and in that time I have dealt with terrors even I could not imagine. I have been able a few times and for limited time to get on the internet. I would have been on more if at all possible. It is late now and I must retire to sleep. A sleep filled with nightmares I may add for they won't even allow moi to sleep peacefully. It would be funny if it wasn't such a serious issue. It would be funny if they didn't try to kill Louis for merely a thought. It would be funny if the leader (who I refuse to even say her name) wasn't a whole hell of a lot more powerful than Akasha ever was. It would be funny if they didn't fe
Today Sucks
I never thought I would ever feel this way. Tonight I am ready to go to bed I was tired but I have been talking with a friend. and my home phone rings. I needed to pick it up I knew immediately it was bad news Tuesday night after 11:45 Well it seems my little sister patricia. she was 10 years younger than I was fighting with her husband. took one of his firearms and ended her life. 28 years old fucked up marraige but WHY PATTY WHY Why end it I would of come and got you. Now I have to explain to my sons what happened they wont have their aunt at any weddings births graduations NOTHING I cant stop thinking of it. We may have had differences in the past but you are my sister. Unconditional love. You were the baby. You were finally putting your head on straight then this. At a time to be happy all we have is sadness. I cant believe you are gone little sister. I will be gone from the net for a long time. I need time to think and clear my head. I dont want
Short Snips Of Erotica... Opinions.
"I wish we were 69 right now, your sweet lips wrapped around my hard shaft sucking the cum out of me while I vigorously finger fuck that tight...wet pussy and lick and suck your tiny clit making you moan with your back still to me you slide your spread thighs down my body making your way onto my lap, wet and anxious you grab him with your hand... ...as you lower yourself onto my throbbing hard cock, you feel his entire gurth opening you up as you slide on top of him, your wetness allowing you to impale yourself on my thick shaft with ease as I watch him dissappear inside you. I see you start to lean forward as you spread your... legs slight farther apart. I place my hands on your back as I watch raise your ass until barely the head of my anxious cock is inside you... only to watch your hips lower and you moan as she slides down the entire length of him... with a quicking pace your impale your self even faster on my throbbing member feeling every thick inch bringing you closer..
~ladies First~
This is what happens when MEN don't follow the rule ... "LADIES FIRST!"
Life
Well wow life.....as of right now life is going along nice....I have a couple jobs to pick from.. i just dont know what one to take...i really want the job at the YMCA or at LaneBryant.....i love working with kids,so that works great with the YMCA, and i love to shop and love to shop at LaneBryant.....but anyhow damn this sucks i have no idea what job to take.....Im lined up to start working at Giant here in Gettysburg...but im not sure i really want to work there...if i pick Giant then i have to work in the Seafood....i dont know if i want to come home everyday smelling like fish...and that means i have to get the lobster out and touch them...i dont know about that part...but ohh well we will see what job i take and ill keep ya posted on what one i take....Damn i wish i would have found a job right away when i got back home here cause my girl Joanie asked me to come out to Oceanside Cal....to help her back and move into her new house cause her husband is going out to sea that day...so
Foamy
If you've never watched him before then your missing out.
Silk
I promise you will love this silk; will love the feel of it around your wrists and ankles. I promise you will beg for me; will beg me to hold you harder, kiss you harder, enter you. I promise I will slide like silk into and out of you and you will feel me as I knock that little guy right out of his boat... I promise that my tongue will make you squirm; my tongue will find your places and will make you wish you had just one hand free to push my head a little deeper, faster, deeper into you. But, I promise to go slowly and to make it last so long that the silk begins to fray and you are running out of sweat. I promise not to promise any more than I can deliver and to whisper all these words (into your ear) as smooth as silk. © All rights reserved Scott Adelmann
Fucking Bees
ozzy fest kicked ass lamb of god kicks fucking ass. but i got to much sun lol lol To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up.
Downraters!
I just got hit by Four downraters back to back. They all rated me 2's and 3's . Dont people realize that it takes longer to down rate than it does to give a 10. Sorry that just makes me mad , why they got to that??????
Randomness
There is a reason I do not have pics of my "kitty" on fubar. There will not EVER be pic of my "kitty" on here. SO STOP ASKING. I am deleting and blocking everybody who asks for some or tells me I should post some. Well I just cut my list by half lmfao I just wanted to add another as pure randomness just to amuse you people. LOL Little Truffle Shuffle for ya? ;) A magnet I have that cracks me up...No Offense :) And this kid is gonna be a heartbreaker when he hits legal age! lol and for all the new people who just added me I'm really not that cranky lol Ask my frind Paul, go listen to his voice comments I left him (hahaha I know you're gonna commet on this) I'm trying to get back with all of you. sorry it's hard to. Shoot me an email I'll reply back. I don't bite :)well too hard. I was informed I have big boobs. That is why I had changed my status to "I have big boobs???" My shoutbox filled up which I REALLY had no idea would happen. So if I didn't
~parenting~
Let me start this blog off with.....I am so glad I came across this today, as I too often feel like the ONLY kind of mom like explained below...and I try SOOO HARD to NOT let my kids get away with what SOOO/TOOO many other kids get away with because of how Phucked up kids are these days! I broke down last night, because I am so tired of hearing my lil girls tell me they 'hate' me because I won't let them do/have whatever they want and even have to keep my kids from other kids because of how the 'other' kids parent's NOT being a mean mom and their child/ren are SOOOOO NAUGHTY and disrespectful! ARGHHHH..... K, here it is... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mean Moms & Grandmas Someday when my children are old enough to Understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will Tell them, as my Mean ol Mom told me: I loved you Enough . . . To ask where you were going, with whom, And what time you would be home. I loved you enough to be silent and let you Dis
Kentucky Women --roflmao
Kentucky Women For those of you girls not from Kentucky--take note. Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Georgia and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Tenneessee. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a girl from Kentucky. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything,
The Hungry
from the first moment our eyes met.. the hunger was there.. week after week we simply fed off each others looks.. and flirting.. so one day, i said... Brandon, would you like to come to my house Thursday night and let me make you a martini.. i do make the best your have ever put your lips to. MMM.. there was a knock at my door, my big strong fireman, ready to play. we had our drinks, and settled on the couch, small talk, knowing that talk was not what we both were wanting. soon, i asked, would you like to see my bedroom.. he was amazed at how sexy and charming i kept my secret little place. i told him to lay down and let me massage his back.. after all, thats what i do for a living.. mmm.. and the muscles this man possesses.. are unreal.. like every womans dream.. as i started rubbing the breath starts to quicken between us, becoming more labored, and filled with lust..and with that all the fantasies he and i shared started to become a reality. mmm. and how he likes to lick my
What Are You Communicating?
What are you communicating? As there is the impulse from within, and as that impulse is recognized by the tools of manifestation, communication takes place, communication from the infinite well of consciousness merging with that which is the application of consciousness in the world in which you live. It is important to recognize that all communication, all movement of creative energy has a source deep within the consciousness of the soul. There is only one voice speaking, but it has many vibrations, many sounds, and many projections of consciousness that are then translated and taken into the manifested realm. Have you noticed that in communications in the outer realm there is often a response to that which is being created, and that the response is often based upon that which is of the emotional, intellectual or physical nature? Communication from that perspective might be said to be reactive or certainly conditional upon the events and the environment in which the communi
What Happens After "i'm Sorry"
What Comes After "I'm Sorry" By Jackie Woods Have you ever given or received an apology and felt the issue was over? All too often the words, "I'm sorry," are used to bring closure to a broken promise. Actually those words should be the beginning instead of the end of a subject. Instead of stepping over the breach of trust that has happened to your relationship, it would be better to acknowledge that damage has been done and commit to repair it. An apology can be the beginning of relationship expansion rather than just the end of a mistake. Once the awareness spotlight has been shown on a broken promise to the extent that an apology is forthcoming, a door is opened for you to bring more to the relationship. Take for example, a time you were late for an appointment. More than likely you said you were sorry for being late, but if no action was taken to activate whatever heart energy was dismissed by the breaking of that promise, then the relationship with that person got smalle
Wheres Everyone?
STARTIN TO WONDER WHO ARE REAL FRIENDS AND WHO ARE NOT, MANY OF U STOP BY EVERDAY AND SHOUT OR LEAVE LOVE, THEN THERES THE MANY WHO DON'T , I CAME HERE LOOKING FOR FRIENDS NOT PEOPLE WHO ONLY SHOUT AT YOU WHEN THEY NEED RATES, OR A FAVOR, IF YOU NOTICE YOUR NOT ON MY PAGE ANY LONGER , HERES YOUR ANSWER........ I'D LIKE TO KOW , HOW COME EVERYTIME I ASK FOR HELP TO LEVEL , I ONLY GET A CHOICE FEW THAT COME HELP ME OUT, IT ALWAYS SEEM LIKE ITS THE SAME PEOPLE ALL THE TIME. BUT WHEN I'M ASKED TO HELP SOMEONE I AM ALWAYS THERE.. JUST GETTING A BIT UPSET SEEING HOW ONESIDED PEOPLE CAN BE.. EVERYONE SLEEPING? NOT GETTING ANY SHOUTS, JUST LONELY.. LOL

Just Some Thoughts From My Brain
Mystery Method
An indicator of interest is seduction community jargon for either verbal and nonverbal communications between two people that conveys (usually sexual) interest. [4] The term was coined by Mystery, and is often abbreviated "IOI." Indicators of interest are part of flirting. Examples of nonverbal indicators of interest can involve touching (kino), fidgeting, eye contact, and body language cues, such as Proteans. Verbal indicators of interest can range in subtlety from statements such as "Did that hurt?" (referring to a piercing), to "Wow, you're amazing." Generally, after three indicators of interest, one has built enough attraction to move to A3. http://www.squidoo.com/methodmystery/
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Wtf... I'm A Noob...
Soo... I'm a noob because I saw today that I needed to make new salute... since I havent made a new one since CT became Fubar... and it didnt hit me until the wife and I were at Bowling For Soup at the Newport Music Hall in Columbus, OH... I looked at her and said, "Damn, babe. You know what would have been awesome?" She goes, "What's that?" "If we only knew what our Fubar ID numbers were by heart and had paper and a sharpie... I'd want my Fubar salute be right here in the concert."... Especially since we were within sweating distance of the band... SO FUCKING LATE ON THAT ONE, WOULD'NT YOU SAY?!?!?!?!?!?! ... *sigh*
Alison
My needs were very simple, or so i used to think. Clothes to wear,a place to live Enough to eat and drink. I lived in smug contentment, then I encountered you And suddenly i realized that my dreams could come true. My life is no longer satisfying, the yearnings of my heart, leaves the world bleak and empty i dont want to see you torn apart. The needs that you aroused in me were like a burning flame unable to hide my feelings. I pray one day you'll feel the same.
'05 Mustang
My Writings .....
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive restaurant... I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.. I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything.. I'm the girl w
Show Some Love
can you stop by and show my girl some love she is new to fubar thanks.... Convinced@ fubar
Good Night
How Evil Are You
Who Are You Really ???????
Stuff In General...:d
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time. He took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored. "What happened to you feet?" his wife asked. "I had a childhood disease called tolio." "Don't you mean polio?" "No, tolio, it only affects the toes." He then removed his pants and revealed an awful long pair of knees. "What happened to your knees?" she asked. "Well, I also had kneesles." "Don't you mean measles?" "No, kneesles, it only affects the knees." When he removed his shorts his wife gasped and said... "Don't tell me, you also had smallcox" Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Illegal Immigration
We have been there done that!   1. Immigration and Reform Control Act (IRCA), 1986: A blanket amnesty for some 2.7 million illegal aliens2. Section 245(i) Amnesty, 1994: A temporary rolling amnesty for 578,000 illegal aliens3. Section 245(i) Extension Amnesty, 1997: An extension of the rolling amnesty created in 19944. Nicaraguan Adjustment and Central American Relief Act (NACARA) Amnesty, 1997: An amnesty for close to one million illegal aliens from Central America5. Haitian Refugee Immigration Fairness Act Amnesty (HRIFA), 1998: An amnesty for 125,000 illegal aliens from Haiti6. Late Amnesty, 2000: An amnesty for some illegal aliens who claim they should have been amnestied under the 1986 IRCA amnesty, an estimated 400,000 illegal aliens7. LIFE Act Amnesty, 2000: A reinstatement of the rolling Section 245(i) amnesty, an estimated 900,000 illegal aliens I just cannot post these two links enough. A news organization actually performed some non-biased reporting that actually shows the
My Talent
Look people. This site is a little outta hand. Jealousy abounds from every corner of my screen here and it makes me laugh. I am a very single woman and personally dont think any of you men could handle me and my ways, both emotionally and sexually. So all this talk from people who live over 1000 fuckin miles away saying they gonna steal my heart and shit...look I don't have a heart! How bout that. How u gonna steal something that ain't there. You can talk all the shit you want to the other females but I'm not as dumb and dick whipped as they are. All men want is to fuck anyways so please just keep the shit real and stop runnin the game. Wow, it's been forever since I've written a blog so now it's time. How many people wonder where the hell this dam fubar marriage shit came from? I mean I just dont get it...people from opposite sides of the world getting "married" online and they aint never met each other and then they get all pissed and upset when the other is talking to other females/
Messages That Make Me Say Wtf
Why? I ask this alot, this guys adds me cause he was hopin to get into my private folders, Dude wtf. *sigh* yes i have breasts, yes they are quite devine and NO you may not see them. So this guy shouts me out of the blue...i have never talked to him before, i don't think hes even on my friends list...anyway this is the convo.....I tried responding to his Whatever DUde...comment but he had blocked me LMFAO....I love this site :P Its people like him that really make it fun :P Alright, i am not gonna put the persons name who wrote this but it definatley made me say WTF
Silent Sacrifice
Silent Sacrifice I do not enjoy existing this way, Hiding in the shadows from the light of day. Unseen by those I see yet felt by those I touch, I live in a world where war governs much With my weapon in hand and many faces in my head, I look them in the eyes, those who’s blood I’ll shed. For I feel no pain and feel no hate, Towards those who’s life I’m about to take. I am the hand of God; I am the dealer of fate. From a distance, in the trees and shadows I wait. With a round in the chamber and the bolt locked tight, I look them in the eyes through my telescopic sight. They do not see me; they have nothing to say, To the sniper in the bushes 500 yards away. They live their life with no care in the world. They no nothing of the sniper-rifle I hold. I touch the trigger and say goodbye, The man in my sights is about to die. He crumples like paper as the round hits his head, I feel no pain, no regrets to be said. I move to the next, he falls just as fast,
Fubar Hubby
I have seen that many on here have fubar hubbys...can you tell me if this is people dating or just for fun on here..cause i do not want to piss someone off...
In Wetness
One night I was in a local chat room looking for a female who might be interested in having a 3-some with me and my husband. After typing my message on the screen I got a few responses from some guys wanting to have a 3-some with us and I of course told them I wasn't interested, but thanks anyways. Then finally I get a female response and she asks me our age and our location. She ended up being around the same age as us and she also lived less than 10 miles away. She wanted to meet with us in person ASAP so the next afternoon I gave her a call and we arranged to go over to her house that evening. When we arrived she answered the door and invited us in. On her coffee table she had some tequila, limes, salt, and a shot glass all ready to go so that we could all sit back and get relaxed and comfortable with one another. She was about 5'4 and she had a nice body. Her hair was brown and her eyes were blue. She had nice perky tits that were about a 36D. I said "Well I'm Nikki and this is
Interior Monitor Cleaner
Scroll down slowly and your monitor will be cleaned! SCREEN CLEANER OKAY. Your screen is clean.
Cleaning House
I watched the movie "Factory Girl" this week. It was the story of Andy Worhol's muse, Edie Sedgewick. A truly fascinating story. Sad story though. I highly recommend seeing it. FOUR STARS! My house is a total disaster, in fact I avoid coming home. My roommate still has shit here, her son keeps causing issues and my kids are not home and left it somewhat messy. Oh and to top it all off my sub-woofer blew so I had no music for a week. I bought a new sound system, but I made a huge mess putting it up and taking the old one out. Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I need a shot, working too many hours to actually do much more than try to not add to the mess. I just wanted to say that edemame is da bomb. Yummy, who knew veggies could be so goooooooooood!
Just Lil Ole Me!!
I just added a guestbook and would love to have everyone add where they are from ... pwease!!!! Dang I'm in a crappy mood... I posted a mumm yesterday or last night, about co-workers, and today just about made me feel even more bleh... I'm seriously thinking, sadly of going part time ... It's a long boring story to tell.. but just wanted to get alittle off my chest before I headed to bed to try to sleep .. 1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5) 2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11) 3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15) 4) CALM DOWN DONT BE PISSED ( L0OK AT #13) 5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2) 6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12) 7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I LOVE YOU! 8) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14) 9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4) 10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7) 11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6) 12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8) 13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10) 14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3) 15) YOU MUS
Texas Hold-em
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Rants
does anyone read profiles? i wrote on my profile that i do not want anyone saying things i my shoutbox that i can't respond to. i.e. "GO SEAHAWKS" and shit like that Tom is the most pitiful excuse for a web developer I have ever seen. He fucked up the website, posts an alert about something completely irrelevant and you can't e-mail him. I mean, if you could than why the fuck can't i? his fucking online status is ALWAYS set to away.
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My Fallacies
Some random items or ideas i've came up with at the time that makes up me. None of them are good..just thought I'd get the negativity out before i go to sleep. - Watch a lot of sports - Not happy really unless I'm hanging out with someone - Hate sleeping alone - Want a relationship but not sure how to approach - Can't approach a chick at a bar - Don't drink - Haven't had a relationship longer than a few months - Live in a very expensive area - Still haven't had people talk to me enough to be able to depend on them - Not a morning person - Used to like talking on the phone but find it a waste of time because almost everyone i know doesn't like talking on it - Tend to meet women who already have baggage - Read that entire last Harry Potter book..ppfttt - Still got a gut - Seem to have this target as just being the nice guy Aight..don't complaining for now.. ~Timmy~ I feel like it I don't owe you shit Not everything i d
Canvas For Scars
ooo nooo look at what you've done!! you gotta turn that frown upside down. something most people dont realize it my favorite part of fubar is the pic comments. some make me laugh some make me cry but all and all it really brightens up my day to see what people think about me....so plzzz leave some pic comments and make me smiley faces smiley again :(:(:( so i give up...you guys can not respond to my ims, i'll give you my number and you don't have to call me, doesn't matter. i won't talk to you while your talking to other peope so you won't have to waste time giving me dirty looks and pretending you don't know me. you can drunk and high dial me at all hours of the night if you want and carry on conversations with your friends, totally forgetting that i'm on the line. you'll make rude remarkds about the size of my boobs and i'll nervous laugh because i'm totally ok with being walked all over. if you want me to show some major love on your profile.........leave photo comments. believe me
Women!!!
http://www.opendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A940255 Why is it I can never find a nice decent woman.. I alwas end up wih cheaters, lil girls and their drama, or straight up bytches.. I mean I can handle a bytch but I mean psyco crazy...lol I try being faithful, spoiling, what else can I do... Am I cursed..lol
Get Nside
Are you well rested baby, are you ready to let me in your world? You got time? Then turn off your cell and turn me on and make it happen and just just let it flow See what unfolds and roll with it, and live with it We never can get passed time back again so enjoy it while you can and I am certain we can enjoy each other I prefer to be spontaneous but we can do whatever no plans only a date and time are actually needed and a spot to rendezvous Exchange pleasantries and commence with the interview see I believe you know more about me than I do about you so I’ll be interviewing you tonight boo I’ll get you the drink of your choice so that you may speak freely and of course I’ll get the needful to liberate me And as I softly smile my mind runs six hundred thousand miles a minute Damn we can go far in a minute huh So you got time? Will you put me in it? I mean will you make time for me, time for us, time to see? What we can do with time spent unconditionally So are you well rest
Living A New Life.
Since I last wrote, my life is still changing. I got serveral new job offers, I even took my oldest daughter to work with me. She didn't like it much, well she didn't like the job site. I had to leave before my child curse someone out, and that not a good thing. The Mister that I have want to buy me a new car. I don't want one, we just bought a mini-shirt-suv, and the payments on that is high, and its going to take awhile to pay it off. My yougest daughter want to work now, she's only 15, I tell her to wait and take it slow, but how many 15 year old girls do u know thats in the 11 grade. Man do I need a drink. Its been a long week, and still I'm not getting what I need done. So I have a question for everyone. How can I get my man to f...k me more? I have been faithful for 9 years, my very frist words to him was that "I don't want a realationship I just want to Fu.. U", and that how we lived for 9 years, but lately, within the last 4 years I hardly ever get my needs meet
You're An Extreme Redneck When....
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. 5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean. 6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this." 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. 9. Your junior prom offered day care. 10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines." 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. 12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. 13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. 14. One of your kids was born on a
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Tired Of All The B.s.
these surveys are startng to piss me off.i think if you finish the stupid thing they sould awared u the points. just cause they dont like your answers dont mean u shouldn't be rewared.just cause they dont like your answers dont mean shit.its just another way to fix the outcome.i think fubar should atlest give you half the points if anything for wasting your time. i dont understand why people think they have to lie to you.dont people know that if they tell the truth they will go farther.i mean i know im not perect but lying is one thing i dont do and cant stand.if you lie to me you will never hear from me and you will be deleted.ill give you the shirt off my back and evey last cent i have if your honest with me just dont lie to me. i get alnong with everyone and i like to talk to people.that will answer but i cant stand the people that lie to u.and im sorry if im pissing people off but im just vamping.someone on here tried to pull some shit and i need to vamp.so thanks for taking the ti
Low Raters *sigh*
I went and checked her out...her page is full of peoples comments wonderin why shes ratin low...after that many people bein pissed off you would think that she would just stop rating low :P Oh well, i rated her all 10's just to get back at her :D But Damn a Three cmon now I asked her why she did it, but she never replied :P
A Huge Thank You
Because I have such an AWSOME pimp (cottonblossom) lol there are WAAAY too many people to thank and I don't want to leave anyone out so I'm going to do this. Everyone that has helped me try to lvl past this damn fu-gee stage please contact me so I can do one of my pics for you. You are all awsome and it's the best I can do. I also hope that everyone that helped actually reads this so they don't feel left out. Anyway thanks again and hopefully this fu-gee thing will be gone soon, I think it's causing a rash lol
The Way Things Seem

Things So Aren't The Way They Seem
I really don't get how a guy or girl can call themselves parents when they have no clue as to what it means. How can a guy go over 2 weeks without worrying about his children or the way they are feeling, or a girl go out all night and not be there to tuck her child in at night and say I am a good mom. Don't these people realize these are the best times. The ones you can't get back when they get older and you wake up and realize what you lost. And what the heck are these people doing staying with them.
Mkay
nsfw? probably. Stuff I put on here seems to end up there nyway. lmao....fubar? mkay....listen up....I keep seeing the ladies on here saying "no nsfw pics, don't ask to see my #@!'s, i have a cam but you can't see me, i don't want to see your c#@k....etc. First of all, I don't like looking if I can't touch/play with...(makes it hard going to wal-mart, so I go early in the a.m..) Second of all, and maybe the least important at this stage....I don't want you to see my c#@k. Not if you're not gonna play with it. NOT lol. I do love interacting with people and having a laugh occasionally. I really hate it when I send someone a profile comment after reading through pages and pages of personal stuff, looking at pics and reading blogs and then find out they don't allow profile comments.....fascist bitch for real. And this is only after I've rated and added them.... Silly Me!! If all you want out of life is other people's opinions, ask, I'm easy.....if you want a real opionon and a "c
In Mermory Of A Ct/furbar Friend
This is copied so all will remember this wonderful man.....RIP SIR GEORGE DEAD AT AGE 38 HELLO, YOU MAY HAVE REMEMBERED ME, IM JOHNNIE SUE, SIR GEORGE'S NIECE. I HAVE SOME VERY BAD NEWS, MY UNCLE GEORGE HAS DIED IN A CAR WRECK AT 10:30 AM THIS MORNING! HE HAD DIED INSTANTLY ON IMPACT WITH ANOTHER CAR! WE ARE SADDEN BY HIS LOSS AND THIS ACCOUNT AS HIS OTHERS WILL BE DELETED IN THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS. I KNOW HE WOULD HAVE WANTED FOR YOU HIS FRIENDS TO TAKE WHAT PICTURES OR POEMS THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO REMEMBER HIM BY? SO SIR GEORGE SPURLING HAS DIED AT THE AGE OF 38 JULY 24, 2007 AT 10:30 AM JUST SO YOU KNOW, HE LOVED EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU VERY MUCH!! This was in Sir George's comments, by his friend Firefly. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WHEN TOMORROW STARTS WITHOUT ME When tomorrow starts without me, and I’m not there to see, If the sun should rise, and find your eyes all filled with tears for me. I wish so much you wouldn’t cry, the way you did today, While
Need Some Help!!
I;m in a giveaway again and could use some help i need to get to 13k for a 7 day blast and my friends could use some help as well Thanks :) Here are the links. ME Chrisite Mark Fubar hubby Kathy

It All Goes Around!
Reality
Got to love this Guy: The Plan! Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York " in Arabic. You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past and present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines. They don't want us there, anyway. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
Mj's News
Hey Fubar People! Do You Like To Read Fiction? Suspense? Then Look No Further! Go To My Profile And Check Out The Trailer For The Story I Am Writing. Please Check It Out And Leave Me A Comment Telling Me What You Think! Just Pause The Fall Out Boy Video. Thanks All!
"tortured Souls"
I Am Fucking Pissed Off To No End!!!
so i needed a little place to vent my absolute anger right now! so i had my bike started today, finally. had it ready to go, spent most of the day kicking it over and getting it to start then die, took apart the carb, cleaned it out. did all of the prelim shit i had to. so about half an hour ago im ready to give it a final run. i take it off the charger, pull it out, kick it over starts... then dies, check the carb again, open the choke, kick it over again it doesnt do anything. so i do it three more times with nothing, so i start to give up, as i start wheeling it back in, i think what the hell ill try again... give it one last kick, it fucking starts up! i mean inital idle and everything! i let it sit for a minute, and then i go to hit the throttle on it, as soon as i do... BAM!!! i head a thump and then the bike cuts off... as soon as it happens i know exactly what it is, the bottom end of the case has a two in diameter hole and oil is pouring out... omg i was and still am pissed of
Just A Few Things About Me
Well, it was the opening game for the Football Season. My very sweet friend/sister has went recently had to have some major dental work done. The poor thing hasn't been able to eat anything short of really soft food (damn near baby food). Thank goodness that she's been able to start to eat real food here lately. Myself and my Sister went to our local Super Wal-Mart store which is open 24hours. Now mind you she along with myself are going through Wal-Mart. I was on the mission of getting some brownie mix and ice cream. I had the chocolate sauce for good sundies LOL. Well we went and we're looking around (now mind you my sister has been able to eat some real food) for some reason. She gotten on this Junk Food and Chocolate kick and fast. Now I had told my hubby that I wouldn't spend over $20.00 being that we've got a house payment coming up soon. So I was being careful about what I was getting. The next thing I knew here's my sister going freaking ass nuts mind you. I would be pushin
Have U Ever?
Its quarter past 10 and Im still thinking the same as before. I think that I like you, but I just cant be sure. Im pretty sure I do, but I dont wanna get hurt again. Thats why I wont tell you, I wont say anything. If I tell you these feelings, youll say you dont feel that way. And if you say you do, youll end up leaving anyway. I cant see my heart break; I dont want the tears to fall. I wanna feel your love, but I dont want pain at all. I wish that I could tell you, but I cant get the words out straight. I wanna love you, I wanna be with you, but I dont wanna lose my mate. One day I will tell you how I feel, but that day is not today. Because I dont know how you feel and I guess thats okay. Ill just keep the secret in my heart and you will never know. Ill hide it in my smile, but I wont let it show. I will pretend that I dont love you anymore than just a friend. Because if I dont tell you how I feel, I cant get hurt again Have u ever liked someone so much to where
2nd Part Of Tears
It was along time ago that you took yourself from me,but it just feels like it was yesterday.I have often looked at your picture and wondered was it me? What did I miss? Was there any hope for us? Was my love not strong enough?Was there more i could have done to ease your pain?When I think of you I see that it's all my fault . If I had been a better friend, a better lover and a better person you might still be here!!!! So now through all the tears i try harder , love stronger and live through the tears for another day.
My Reflections And Musings
Caged Reflection . . . Daddy's precious little Angel The apple of his eye She could do no wrong He was always on her side. . .   Mother's fragile porcelain doll Fashioned by her hand The docile and obedient daughter Always at her command . . .   The ever delicate sister To be shielded from the world She was never to speak her mind For she was merely a girl . . .   Taught to be demure and shy Always to be subservient and meek Never to have her own opinion Not raise her voice or even speak . . .   Her hand given in a loveless marriage To a stranger to her heart and mind She fulfills her duty obediently While happiness she never finds. . .   Her husband takes her body But he will never possess her heart She shields the sadness from her eyes But it is tearing her apart. . .   The finest silks adorn her body This palace is naught but her cage Put on display to be admired and honored The demure smile belies her rage . . .   Her reflection is n
Algebra Ii Exam
Well I have been tormented by four teenagers this week all the while I had to study for my exam. It took me two hours to finish the damn thing. So I am home now and would love to stay on and chat but I am phuckin' exhausted. kisses and bites to you all, Cheri
Get Together This Weekend
so i thought this might give people enough warning. My GF danielle and I will be going to our little hole in the wall LITTLE COUNTRY LOUNGE, this fri and sat night. we would love to see some of our friends from here up there having a good time. please comment or send a message letting us know if you would like to join us. and for directions get there.
News
hi was up guys if ur in new york or even in the tristate area hit me up on my mail iu have over 250 girl ready to go out from all diffrent races from black to white to latin even asain i get girls that do house parties and also treesomes they even company you to office dinners please mail me if interested no bullshit please and if u live in other paert of the world dont bother they will travel there for 10000 and i know u wont pay that lol well see u guys soon be safe chris hey guys im finaly free but im broke i had to pay a lawyer and he was awfully expencive i want to get to ct but it looks pretty difficult and the usa embassy wont help me if you can help me please call 0050764839063 its mi room mates cellfone yes he speaks english just ask ok i have like 3 bux in my pocket and this is my last attempt to leave im going to cross the costa rica border then buy a plane ticket to ct and im going to stay in hartford wit ace boogie but i need some help even if somebody can offer me a j
Vital Elements
Its true, when your on top "they" envy. Some girl that was working with me recently made false accusations against me. No reason why, no alter motive unless she was really thinking they would fire me with/out hard evidence. Karma's a bitch because that chick got fired!!!! Keep ya enemies CLOSE
First Time~
Hey if you were on my yahoo list... jennifer_lynn1978 then you might want to send me a message so i can re-add you. I accidentally deleted my list haha yeah i suck. Hey all, just wanted to update and let everyone know who I am and what I'm about. i'm 29 bi and looking for friends. Hubby and i are looking to add more to the house....and hopefully it'll be the right one.... :P Just wanting to meet new people... And have a good time!!!
Karma Kicks Ass
People Who Hurt Others
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com shaking My head I do Not understand where people get off hurtig others online or real time is all in the same as far as I am concerned.. there is a real person on the other side of this screen so why do people think they can just throw words around or hearts ? Beleive Me My guard is up alil better now so if Ya plan on getting close to Me ? Ya better try hard and also prove to me Ya are Notttttt a Player shakes head
Check This Out!
I'm cherry ann richards, 22 years old :) love to play games and any kinds of games :) if you think you want to know more about me just click my blog page :) http://cheannz.blogspot.com/
Hiya All...just A Thought Here...lol
I am not too sure how to work this thing they call FUBAR. I look at profiles, I rate them, and their pictures, and i gather points. Then i am given honorary positions to post mums and blogs... BTW..what is NSFW? They say not safe for work, but idk what people consider not safe...i mean, I think I work in a dangerous position, being a woman, all alone, but yet, words, are considered not safe. And another thing...How bout some of those 'SAFE' pitcs I see runnin past my forehead? WOW...some of those are SO racey, I mean. HUBBA HUBBA!! oh hey, but its SAFE...right? sheesh...idk if I will ever understand this thing they all call...FUBAR. But I'm learning. hehehehe
Do You Want Me?
[] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? Dear _________, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will _______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, ______________ (P.S. ______________.) Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Would you do me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe []you look to sweet to screw [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay I think ur pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [] Yes [] No [}i don't know Name one thing you would like to do
A Real Gentleman
Down Rating People's Profiles
If there's on one thing on here people do is down rate other peoples profile you know who u all are that do well if anybody down rates my profile i will find out who did it..because for one thats just immature and down right stupid because you have nothing else better to do. So if ur going to down rated others
Required Viewing
30 Mistakes WOMEN Make During Sex WTH MEN! 1) Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2) Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partner's mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3) Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4) Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5). Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after awhile. A li
All U Anti War People
to all you anti war people and war is not the answer and lets bring our troops home and all people that refuse to support the troops listen up u r all assholes. u go out and rally against the military for doing what they are told to do and do u know what the military does for u they turn thier head and let u hit them with everything u got ur insults ur slurs and ur opinoins and they go and defend that same right u r so willingly useing to hurt them. they defend ur way of life. and when thoseplanes hit the trade centers WE did not here u complain about us invading afagnastan cause u were mad. but now u have lost sight of what really happend. and if we leave iraq now then u can explain we all the soilders and marines died for no reason and y there kids will pay for it cause u r a bunch of pussies that did not wanna finish what osama started remember the trade centers remember y we fight remember what saddam did to his people we are trying to save those people but osoma and his li
Fake Ass Friends
Urgent Please Read!!!!
Today I had a docs appointment and had a SPINAL TAP done... No sillies Im not talking about the MUSIC group.. lmao... :O I will be laggin in my contest for a few.... So Im still in alot of pain along with my Illness I already have..... Some of you I know dont care whats going on with me and my life.... But for the few that do... Thats why I am posting this...I sure could use everyones good thoughts and prayers right now...And I am not a complainer at all... But and good thoughts and prayers sent would help me heaps!!! :) Thank you too all my great friends and family onhee... I loves ya... Tomorrow morning I will be put into the hospital for about 4 hours.. While they redrain and spinal tap my neck as well and reduce the fluid..... For those that dont know what a Spinal Tap us.. here is a little info for you on what it is ........... ------------------------------------------------------- A spinal tap is a procedure performed when a doctor needs to look at th
George Carlin Quotes
Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat! 69 assholes tied in a knot! Hooray! Lizard shit! FUCK! ~George Carlin Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff? ~George Carlin Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”? ~George Carlin
How Bad Can Parents Be?
hey everyone i am in a contest that ends at 7 pm tonight, i cannot be there to watch the end so i am asking that everyone help me keep the lead that so many have given me,, so help me to the end everyonehttp://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=994874&i=4116558264. Well it seems that my drama filled ex wife will never end. If you read my latest mumms you know that she has allowed someone off of FUBAR here to come and stay with her and my kids for 10 days. Last night when I returned the children, I went to the side of the car and extended my hand to introduce myself. The man honestly turned his back to me and refused to even look at me. She posts a mumm on here that I was banging on her car(which I tapped on the door to get his attention) that i was demanding when I simply asked him if he was even going to look at me. how would all of you act if a percect stranger is around your kids for a full week and hearing stories that he is doing nothing but barking orders and sitting on his fat ass. I
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11's
Anyone in need of some 11's i have 100 would like if you could return some 11's my way
Happy Birthday Thomas
Okay, here we go, what I don't know in code I am going to make up for in pic love. Here is a birthday gif for his profile if anyone doesn't have time to swing by the net... Thomas we wanted to send you a special Birthday pimp out, cause some of us thought that would be quite entertaining. So here it goes. Enjoy your day. Thomas was one of my first friends here. He showed me how to put backgrounds into my profile when I was a young level 5 and added me to his family. We have been friends ever since.. So this pimps for you man. Love on this this profile below... »†HřĦ姫@ fubar This birthday pimp out brought to you by Sassy Laurie. Her profile is below... ~/~Sassy Laurie~/~Please fan, rate, sign Guestbook ~MEMBER OF THE SYNDICATE~@ fubar I wished to not make this a bulletin at this time... That's why the blog in case people were wondering...
Hottest Sub Contest
Blue
Recently I have been chatting with a guy that I have known for years, personally.  Chatting, casual flirting but nothing serious.  This week however, out of the blue he blocked me without a reason why.  He won't email me or text me or anything to tell me.  Yes it hurt my feelings some.  I just don't understand why he would do this.  It just doesn't make any sense to me.    Any comments or thoughts?  Please let me know if something similar has happened to you.   I just hope one day he can tell why he broke off the friendship and blocked.  I am going to miss my friend. I am kinda down in the dumps today. I was thinking on my way home from work this evening on my life and what I have accomplished. In some aspects it's great. I have a great job, I have money to pay my expenses, I have a car, and recently I purchased a new home. What more can I ask for? Well, a lover would be nice. I just don't understand why I don't have one. Am I too ugly? Do I deserve to have one? Am I too
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Genius And An Idiot
i fucking hate you!!! people who feel as if they have to have tons of people on their pages and say shit they never actually mean...fucking fake people!! you suck!! Billionaire Caught With Sex CaveI know I'm not supposed to. But come on, doesn't every man at some point dream of having his own sex lair?According to court documents, computer chip magnate Henry T. Nicholas III ordered an extensive underground bunker built under his house in Laguna Hills, specifically to be used for hookers and drugs. The documents allege that the dot com billionaire would fly in prostitutes from Chicago, Las Vegas, Los Angeles and New Orleans. New Orleans? Did the other three cities not cover it?Now, ignore the fact that he's married, this is illegal and it's whores, and you have a pretty fun story. Who doesn't want to build a $30 million bunker where there are no rules?If it was me, I wouldn't waste my time with the drugs, apparently cocaine and ecstasy in this case. I'd want to concentrate on the other
Prayer
Dear Lord, So far today God I've done alright. I havn't gossiped, havn't lost my temper, havn't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or overindulgent. I am very thankful for that. But in a few minutes, God, I am going to get out of bed. And from then on, I'm probably going to need a lot more help. Amen
Corbin Lee Bullard 02/22/07-07/07/07
Today is the day for best friends to soar Today is the day for spirits to erupt with fire Today is the day for friends to complete their dream Today is the day for friends to shine beyond the stars Today is the day for friends to share and open their hearts Today has the song sung upon the wind Today the dream comes alive from within Today the word is about to be spread That friends like you are the best in the world And that you show that you do truly care So soar like the Eagle Dance with the stars For you are a friend And you shine with the Spirit of Love - unknown I SEEM TO BE FALLING APART. MY ATTENTION SPAN CAN BE MEASURED IN SECONDS. MT PATIENCE IN MINUTES. I CRY AT THE DROP OF A HAT. FEELINGS OF ANXIETY AND RESTLESSNESS ARE MY CONSTANT COMPANIONS. RAINY DAYS SEEM EXTRA DREARY. SUNNY DAYS SEEM AN OUTRAGE. OTHER PEOPLE'S PAIN AND FRUSTRATION SEEM INSIGNIFICENT. LAUGHING, HAPPY PEOPLE SEEM OUT OF PLACE IN MY WORLD.IT HAS BECOME ROUTINE TO FEEL HALF C
For A Horn Dog
Oh, yeah I'm just a love machine and I won't work for nobody but you Yeah, baby, I'm just a love machine A hugging kissing fiend I think it's high time you knew Whenever I think of you My mind blows a fuse When I look in your eyes My meter starts to rise And I become confused My motor cranked electric goes When I'm sitting next to you Electricity starts to flow And my indicator starts to glow I'm just a love machine and I won't work for nobody but you I'm just a love machine, yeah, baby A hugging kissing fiend La-La la la la-La la la la-La la La la la la la-La la la-La laaaaaaaaa I'm just a love machine and I won't work for nobody but you I'm just a love machine, yeah, baby A hugging kissing fiend I'm gentle as a lamb I'm not that hard to program There's no way that you can lose Chassis fits like a glove I've got a button for love That you've got to use (push it, push it baby) If you look into my power I am sure you can find out how To turn me on jus
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My New About Me...
Songs
A Beautiful Day
The clouds rolled in with the whispering of the wind. It rained during the night washing away all the ugly stains. I watched the beautiful flashes of light all over town. Vegas looks like no other when the thunderstorms come calling. All those lights reflecting off the clouds. What a beautiful sight.
Words Of Wisdom
"Life is like a path...and we all have to walk the path... As we walk...we'll find experiences like little scraps of paper in front of us along the way. We must pick up those pieces of scrap paper and put them in our pocket... Then, one day, we will have enough scraps of papers to put together and see what they say... Read the information and take it to heart." A Place to Stand Late one morning in 1984, headed for lunch in San Francisco, I drove toward one of the booths. I hear loud music. It sounded like a party, or a Michael Jackson concert. I looked around. No other cars with their windows open. No sound trucks. I looked at the tollbooth. Inside it, the man was dancing. "What are you doing?" I asked. "I'm having a party," he said. "What about the rest of the people?" I looked over at the other booths; nothing moving there. "They're not invited." I had a dozen other question for him but somebody in a big hurry to get somewhere started punching his horn behind me and
Founding Fathers
Ever wonder what real price was paid by those who signed the Declaration of Independance? It's long, but informative & worth the read.... after reading this, you may feel a 'change' within your soul..... Happy 4th! THE PRICE THEY PAID Have you ever wondered what happened to the 56 men who signed the Declaration of Independence? Five signers were captured by the British as traitors and tortured before they died. Twelve had their homes ransacked and burned. Two lost their sons serving in the Revolutionary Army, another had two sons captured. Nine of the 56 fought and died from wounds or hardships of the Revolutionary War. They signed and they pledged their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor. What kind of men were they? Twenty-four were lawyers and jurists. Eleven were merchants, nine were farmers and large plantation owners; men of means, well educated. But they signed the Declaration of Independence knowing full well that the penalty would be dea
Update
so basically i am 24 weeks pregnant, my boyfriend decided that he couldnt live in the house that i just financed on my own and had all new appliances to include, furnace, a/c, water heater, washer, dryer, dish washer, fridge, stove and microwave installed, have about 15k of money into repairs, as well as still sitting on about 45k in equity as the house sits right now and the day i closed on the home he asked me not to sign the paper work and to move into his mothers home with him and live in their basement until he figures out somewhere else to live...now to add confusion to the current circumstances he has been living with me for the better part of the last 5 months or so, working on the house with me and putting his money and sweat into the home but now that i am almost 7 months pg he decided he just cant live here, so i am looking for some insight. We have been together for a long time, obviously are expecting a child together and he informed me he isnt sure what he wants anymore,
For My Baby
I dream of you each and everynite Wishing you were holding me tight. I never want to throw you away I will always want you here to stay! You came into my life and opend my eyes Showing me that men arent always full of lies. You have made me feel like Im on top of the world Always telling me Im your beautiful girl. Always making me laugh even when I want 2 cry Making me happy everytime you see me sigh. I want to look deep into your eyes as I kiss you Seeing the love behind your eyes so blue. You have showed in so many ways That you love me each and everyday. I wish I could do the wonderful things you do Just once I'd like to be the one to show it to you. I may not be as good at it as I would like to be I try so hard to show you I love you as much as you love me. I love you more and more tim with every passing day I hope that I can show in more then just one way! Love always, Meg Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him;
Cars?
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Sexual Issues Blogs
Spicing Up Your Sex Life You've been together for years. The relationship's good, but you look back on the frequent, mind-blowing sex that you had in the early months and years and wonder, "where did it all go?" These days, sex is the same old, same old. Something you do on a Friday night, without variety, without much excitement. Your sex life is in serious need of spice! A weekend at a fancy hotel, without the children, will do it, but that's expensive. There are plenty of creative, less costly ways of turning up the heat. Try role playing. You both get dressed up, go to a bar - separately - and then he has to try and pick her. Or she has to spot him in a bar and make a move on him. Be outrageous, then cool and withdrawn. Have fun. Do a little "dirty dancing". All you need is some Latin music and a few scarves. Think of the great exercise you'll get at the same time. Rescue your sex life from the doldrums by dressing up as a fireman or a policeman. Turn her on with
Who Will Catch Me When I Fall???
Is anybody out there Does anybody see That when the lights are off something's killing me I know it seems like people care Cause they're always around me But when the day is done and everybody runs Who will be the one to save me from myself Who will be the one who's there And not ashamed to see me crawl Who's gonna catch me when I fall When the show is over And it's empty everywhere It's hard to face going back alone So I walk around the city Anything, anything to clear my head I've got nowhere to go nowhere but home Who will be the one to save me from myself Who will be the one who's there And not ashamed to see me crawl Who's gonna catch me when I fall It may seem I have everything But everything means nothing When the ride that you've been on That you're coming off Leaves you feeling lost Is anybody out there Does anyobdy see That sometimes loneliness is just a part of me Who will be the one to save me from myself? Who will be the one who's
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http://cherrytap.com/hotcherrylicious is a FAKE. She posted fake photos, so anyone who is friends with this person, be WARNED!
"as Your Will Is Bent And Broken"....
"As your will is bent and broken and every vision has been cast into the wind as your courage crashes down before your eyes don't lay down and die Cause I see in you More than you 'll ever know And I ask you would you question the strength inside? And you need to know How it feels to be alive While every wound has been re-opened And in this world of give and take, you must have faith And the distance to your dreams stretch beyond reach Don't lay down and die, No Cause I see in you More than you 'll ever know And I ask you would you question the strength inside? And you need to know How it feels to be alive" Alter Bridge- One Day Remains I thank the person who sent this to me...I never knew his name...I never said a word to him...I don't know where he was or even if...he still is...I only know he was a Native American Indian...and a Biker...Yet Another "Angel"...that touched my life...I am blessed like that...yeah...I am... And I speak of him only...With
Adopting From Japan
I'm adopting a Domo-Kun from Japan. He should ariving this week!
Pics
EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GIRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU IN YOUR INBOX! Ladies Title it "BOYFRIEND Application" Guys Title it "GIRLFRIEND Application" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16. Do you
My Grandma
This is more for me to remember than for you to comment. Grandma died tonight at 5:10pm Central.
Roadrage
i was gonna rant about my serious road rage but i keep getting distracted by someone else's blogs...i mean seriously this grl's got a new blog every 5 minutes...who's got that much frickin time?!?!?! great...now i've got blog rage...
Ratings
Why is it that the ugliest of people will rate your photo or profile at less than a 10? Some dude just rated one of my pics at an 8. And yes he was a fugly! Does he think I'm going to crawl into a corner and die for that? Puhlease! This site just cracks me up sometimes. People take this thing so seriously like their lives or reality will be altered based on a number. I say GROW UP! Now I'm going to sulk in a corner and suck my thumb. My feelings are hurt.....NOT! :0)
Starting Over
Well, the divorce paperwork is done. I've moved out and in a few months, I'll be living in Berkely, CA. Time to start with a clean slate. Now that the divorce is over and down with, I've become horny as hell. It's like my sex drive came back 200%. Now when out I'm out in public I can stop getting hard-ons. It's like being in high school again. All I see are tits and asses everywhere. It's driving me nuts. Well after a month in California, it just wasn't for me. I've moved back to Michigan (for better or for worse). I need to start looking for someplace to live and a roommate to split an apt with. It's good to be back (and fucking cold too!)
Why The World Got To Suck
WE have been at war for damned near 6 or 7 years depending on how you count it. 8 if you take some of the earlier bombing of our non US properties. And what good has came from it, not a damned thing. I would love to say it worked, but you can't attack and Idea, every times in history someone has tried they only drove it underground and made it stronger. Its human nature, nothing unifies us like someone to hate. I dont care how fracutred and split a group of people are, as soon as an out sider comes in they will all rally to kick his ass if he steps one little bit out of line. We are on the worng course, we are on the worng path, and we are walking in deeper and deeper shit everyday. We need to turn around. If we want to be the domanite idealogical way of thinking on this world we really really need to go about this a differnent way. We need to give the middle east an infastrucure, we need to give them jobs and we need to make sure they have a happy life. Its a hell of lot
I Just Dropped Down To 3rd Place. Ack!!!!
UT OOOOOOOOOH.... :( I JUST SAW I DROPPED DOWN TO 3RD PLACE NOW.. UGH!!!!! nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...... MY FINGERS CAN ONLY TYPE SOOOOOO FAST..... I WANNA STAY IM THE TOP 2 SPOTS...... ;( OOOOOOOOOOOOH NUTTERS....................OOOOOOOOOOH BARNACLES............... LMAMO....
Like The Rain
just thought id tell everyone that me and my husband are having a boy his name will be Donivan Gwin Byrd we are so excited! Alone There is a girl so innocent and sweet, she is so alone because at home she gets beat. She cries every night, because at the end of the tunnel there is no light. This girl cannot decide, if God is really there, or if he is trying to hide. Everyone just pretends she is not there, she is going through life so bare. She does not know Jesus Christ, or the glory of his light. She does not understand, that without him fro Heaven she will be ban. So all unfinished business must be clear, and she must hold Jesus in her heart very dear. Then when she dies and leaves to the heavens above, with him her soul will fly free lie a dove. And for all those who made her stand alone, you will stand the same way, on your judgment day. a poem i wrote in high school lol first of all i want to thank everyone who responded to my mumm about how to get pregnan
I Am Not Sure What To Call It Lol
YEAR BY YEAR OUR LOVE UNFOLDS, EACH MOMENT MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THE LAST I FEEL LIKE I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU, AND I KNOW THAT I ALWAYS WILL. WE'VE GONE PAST "BEING IN LOVE" TO THE INTIMACY THAT ONLY COMES FROM SHARING LIFE FOR MANY YEARS. OUR LOVE HAS GROWN STRONG AND SECURE. IT SOMETHING WE KNOW WE CAN COUNT ON, YET IT'S SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL TO TAKE FOR GRANTED. YOU ARE MY DEAREST LOVE THE GREATEST HAPPYNESS OF MY LIFE. THIS IS THE ONE WHO SAID IT TO ME THREE YEARS AGO. AND NOW IT IS THAT SAME AS IT ALWAYS BEEN. THANK YOU FOR LOVEING ME "Thank You For Loving Me" It's hard for me to say the things I want to say sometimes There's no one here but you and me And that broken old street light Lock the doors We'll leave the world outside All I've got to give to you Are these five words tonight [Chorus:] Thank you for lo
Heart Felt Words
HUSH Consumed by your very essence, Your souls fire ignites me. I feel my blood rush, When your words are in my head like a whisper…. hush…. I feel your energy around me, It surrounds my soul completely…. Embracing. Warm touch, Gives a cold shiver, My fire awakened, The predatory animal within. Your Soft skin, My senses begin to spin. I feel the demon alive within, I feel it is time for sin. Your scent fills my mind, My blood boils I am blind, With fire…desire. Hush… Your words whisper within, Calming the beast from sin. It is our time to build our fire, Not to rush, to begin. Hush…. Soon I will be within you, Hush…. You words whisper within, For now let our hearts burn, Spin. Hush…….. Within my mind, I see the river, In which we all flow together as one. I see this and so much more, But for all I see, I am blind. The river flows by, And I can only see it From the shore.
Poems And Stories I've Written
Scared +*~*+*~*+ I was scared to speak to you, I was scared to meet you, I was scared to look back into your eyes, I was scared to lay with you holding me, I was scare to feel your lips against mine, I was scared to let you touch me, I was scared to touch you back, I was scared to let you inside of me, I was scared to sleep next to you, Now I'm just scared that I'll end up loving you.... and I don't want to! I miss You somewhere you've been hurt, now you're just lost in the darkness, feel like you've been knocked in the dirt, nothing inside but sadness and loneliness, you're looking to fill that void you miss, a love lost and placed with emptiness, hurt inside that noone sees, looking for love on your knees, you are looking for love in all the wrong ways, lustful nights and lonely days, misconstreud as a whore in so many ways, noone can see what's really going on, they say that they want you and then they are gone. I can't explain wha
I Am Back!!! :)
WOW I JUST GOT BACK FROM MY DOCS APOINTMENT.. AND SAW YOU GUYS KICKED SOME MAJOR ARSE ON MY CONTEST, WITH THE COMMENTS.. DAM!!!! YOU GUYS ARE THE BOMB..... :0) WELL I WILL BE ON MY CONTEST PIC POSTING AWAY MORE COMMENTS.... THANKS EVERYONE!!!!!! :) :) :)
Just My Luck
What Are You
You scored as Marius, You are the quiet cool. You are so mellow people are lulled into a false sense of security. When you are pissed god help anyone who crosses you?Angel100% Blade100% Armand100% Marius100% Spike83% Dracula75% Louis67% Deacon Frost67% Akasha67% Lestat58% Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com
The Truth Ha
well it has come to my attention that apparently I am a tease...lol.. so not true. I am a very honest person... If I am not interested.. trust me I'll tell ya.. I do appreciate all the "you're cute" and the Your beautiful" comments..it simply is not true. telling me stuff like that will not win you a place in my bed.. call me a bitch or call me stuck up.. that also is not true. I am a simple person... yeah i am also a freak. Material things do not impress me AT ALL. you want my attention... be yourself. although that might be hard... due to I have been talking to the most wonderful man...you know who u r handsome... sorry fellas ;) Oh yes...I will not be posting any nude pics or any "boob shots" so quit askin
The Fucked Off
The beginning looms ever so near, but instead of regret I find myself awashed in anticipation. I feed the lies protecting my inner defenses. I don't wish to share what is buried deep within. The mystery gives leverage above those who open themselves fully. I need no other to share this shit-filled existence with. I'll offer myself physically yet cut off the my mind against those who invade and conquer. Will love shine pure and give guidance the those alone and lost? We hold kinship to family and friends; is there something strong enough to connect two strangers? Giving them strength to stay true? With pretty thoughts, basicly a surreal fantasy kept around to give courage and determination to keep going. Alas pathetic attempts fall short of reality. I love the shelter I've crafted against the users and abusers. The walls hold firm as I rock to and fro with soothing blissfulness. I give homage to the God of art and word in hopes of being bestowed with unaltered capablity to gather and s
Can Some One Help Me,,,i Need To Get To Level 3 Or Higher To Do More Fun Cool Things
Evilstimpy's Hell
What exactly is the meaning of Life? Do you get pleasure in waking up every morning, knowing that something bad my happen to you? Is the meaning of life, Trying to build the planet bigger, and more sufficient? This is the shit that keeps me awake at night. Trying to figure out. What purpose the people have here on Earth. Why are the humans put on Planet Earth, why not another planet? If anyone can answer me those questions, with the most logically answer. I will Kiss your ASS. You read that correctly. If you can give me the most logically answer to these questions, I will Kiss Your ASS. EvilStimpy Two men reported missing found alive State Journal Register (Springfield, Illinois Newspaper) A large-scale search for two Springfield men feared drowned in the Sangamon River was called off Sunday evening when the pair returned to land unharmed. Andrew Larson, 20, and Dan Leingang, 22, went swimming in the river near South Tower and Darnell roads about 4 p.m. and told
Down Rater Alert ~ Shortie
Shortie@ fubar
The List
I've got all the things on the list you gave me. The soft rope, the peacock feather, the ice in the ice bucket, that funny little back scratcher, blind fold and I've put it all beside the bed. I've finally agreed to let you tie me up and "play" as you call it. I'm a little apprehensive but I'm excited too. I look at the time; I still got enough time to take a shower before you get home. Out of the shower I slip on the black satin robe you gave me for my birthday. I love the way it feels against my bare skin. When I walk into the bedroom, you're there waiting. All the candles are lit and there's music playing. You're wearing the black satin boxers I gave you to match my robe. You walk over to me and pull me in your arms kissing me so soft and sensual. Kissing and nibbling on my neck you tell me how good I smell, gently biting my neck, you slip the robe off my shoulders and I let it slide down my arms to the floor. You tell me to climb on the bed and lay down on my back. I pause a momen
Laws.........
Laws Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time) Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
What's Up With This
A lot of words have been written about the summer of 1977 it was the year Elvis passed; the Bronx burned and it was the summer of Son of Sam. Those are bad memories that people tend to dwell on can't somebody think of something good that came out of the summer of 77 2007 marks the 10th anniversary of the passing Lady Diana; she was an ambassador to the world before during and after her marriage to Prince Charles.She was grace personified whether it was going through a hospital ward or dining at the White House no one can forget her smile when she greeted people or the way people just wanted to be near her. The British royals took a dislike to her attitude because she was the future of the empire and now she's gone but not forgotten in our hearts and minds she's very much alive and will be forever. Here it is the beginning of the end for Summer and some how I'm not going to miss it when it's over and done with. The reason I think that I hate summers lately is because when you're you
Men
Why is it when a man uses a female they cant be MAN enuff to tell them that its over with and they did not want nothing else?? Is it always they think with the WRONG HEAD.. And not what females want or like. Or think that there a good person. Even when there LOW DOWN dirty SCUM.. Damn Some MEN can be useless only reason why GOD put there on here is for a female to get her fun with them.
Poems
He made me laugh, he made me smile I would be happy for a short while He promised me the world and much more Was he really serious? I wasn't too sure Then off he went back into the night Would I see him again? well maybe I might He said that he would soon be in touch Didn't realise I could miss him so much Then the message came that changed my life He couldn't see me no more he's got a wife If I had known about this much before He would never have entered my front door The truth in the end will always come out He's the loser this time, without a doubt He lied and cheated his way in This is one heart he didn't win. Yes this happened to me too............... Someone out there is looking for me In my life is where they want to be I'm hoping we find each other very soon And on that day I will be over the moon They say patience is a virtue, so true Playing the waiting game is all I can do He will have to be honest, loving and caring With a heart of gold he doe
Condom Facts
There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day. The sperm count of an average American male compared to thirty years ago is down thirty percent. An adult esophagus can range from 10 to 14 inches in length and is one inch in diameter. Men sweat more than women. This is because women can better regulate the amount of water they lose. The average amount of time spent kissing for a person in a lifetime is 20,160 minutes. The average adult has approximately six pounds of skin. Infants spend more time dreaming than adults do. In one day, adult lungs move about 10,000 liters of air. The condom made originally of linen was invented in the early 1500's. Casanova, the womanizer, used linen condoms. Sex burns about 70-120 calories for a 130 pound woman, and 77 to 155 calories for a 170 pound man every hour. Impotence is grounds for divorce in 26 U.S. states. There are approximately 45 billion fat cells in an average adult. Kissing can a
Leveling
HELP HIM GET THERE PLEASE HE'S GOT LOTS TO GO ....MuzikMikser™@ fubar TY just call me Red! :)@ fubar it really looks like i no friends welling to help me out anymore .. ive i alot to go to next level my bombers family has helped.. but as far as club far and naughty or nice crew they have not much of help .. so as my today im letting club far and naughty or nice crew im done im sick of it.. anyways .. ben really thinking about deleting my account again ...i do what i can to help others on here but it always seems like i dont get the help back..ive bbombed my giveaway 4 days with no help at all i know . my bombers family is going to start helping tommorow ..im using dial up so it takes longer to rate stuff...i got cfnef of my stash items deleted yestherday and was told if it happens again they will delete my account..ok im done bit_ching
I Am Zoyablue!!..and You Are.........
well in a previous blog i told you about a ex of mine who would not leave me alone who was abusive to me as well as my son and that i had filed a ppo and 3 days later he violated that ppo MONDAY IS THE DAY HE ANSWERS TO THE JUDGE he has to tell the judge why he violated that as well as his probation i am going to try my best to make sure he goes to jail i need to get on with my life and i cant fully do that if he is lurcking in the shadows some where he really scares me and i want to protect other woman and their children from him as well as myself and my son WISH ME LUCK i will let you all know what happened later that day ~BLESSED BE~ ZOYA*BLUE~MYSTIC*MOON I just got my mail today i got a letter from my fiancee and he told me that HE GOT HIS PAROLE he will be home october 23, 2007 I AM SOOOO HAPPY I CANT WAIT!!!!! I like this guy ALOT and i thought he liked me too due to the fact that he asked me to be his girl. well i have been trying to get ahold of him all day and
Twisted Madness
Ok, this is my rant for the day. I have talked to people, male and female, and hear about how nobody can find a "real" person to date. So I thought to put my thoughts on that subject in writing and anyone can add to it as they please. In the movie Get Shorty, Chili Palmer(John Travolta) says "I'm not gonna say anymore than I have to, if that." He is badass and he knows it yet he doesn't feel that urge to shout it to everyone he meets. He says what he needs to in tough situations and gets his point across without being a complete dick. He wears sharp clothes showing that he respects himself enough to look nice. Not that a suit is always needed but knowing you can put one on and still be comfortable and a real man in it shows your manliness to us ladies. He also opens doors, yes including car doors, for a lady without thinking it makes him look like a pussy. He can give a compliment or put his hand on a woman's back to lead her through a room without it taking away from his manlin
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