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Telephone Problems
> > A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone > > failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions, when > > it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. > > > > The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic > > dog or senile lady. > > > > He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the > > subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog > > moaned and the telephone began to ring. > > > > Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found: > > > > 1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain > > and collar. > > > > 2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose. > > > > 3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was > > called. > > > > 4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate. > > > > 5. The wet ground would c
Let's Talk About Sex~ Passion Parties By Meredith
I would love to hear from both ladies and guys on this one. Ladies, you think you've done a good Meg Ryan impression, he seems to be none the wiser...are you 100% sure he isnt on to your fake? OR....are you honest with him, and then my question is how does his ego take it? Guys, can you tell when she fakes it? If she is honest with you and it just wasn't gonna happen, how do you feel about that? Is it a shot to the ego, or open honest communication with your partner? Respond away!!!.....
Ole And The Hooker
Ole was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows. "Twenty dollars..." she whispers. He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It's a police officer. "What's going on here, people?" asks the officer. "I'm making love to my wife!," Ole answers indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know." "well," Ole says, "neither did I, til you shined that dang light in her face!!"
Army Wives
The average age of the military wife/girlfriend is 20 years old. She isn't old enough to buy a beer, but is old enough to manage a whole household on her own and maybe she has a kid or two. She probably never saw herself loving a man who was in the military, but she loves him regardless. Her penmanship has improved over the last few months, due to the excessive letter writing she has been doing. She cries a lot, because she misses the man she swore to love. Her life isn't complete without him. She looks very tired, because of her many nights without sleep, due to a late night phone call that never came or a call that came and kept her up all night, just because she heard his voice, she is too overjoyed to sleep. As a wife, she is classified as a dependent, but she is totally independent. She tends to her household, her kids, her school work, and her job, all without her husband/boyfriend. She manages to wear a smile, even though inside she's crying.
What's the difference between snot and cauliflower? Kids will eat snot. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%5 A man goes to his doctor for an annual check up. The doctor says "I'll need you to come back tomorrow with a urine sample, a poo sample and a sperm sample". The man replies "Right so doctor, I'll bring'em by tomorrow" When he gets home his wife askes "Well what did he say ?" The man replies "He needs me to bring in a pair of your underwear." %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car. The only thing he said was, "F.F." His wife turned to him and answered, "E.F." Out on the highway, he said, "F.F." She responded simply, "E.F." He repeated, "F.F." She again replied, "E.F." "Mom! Dad!" their son yelled. "What's going on?" Bad Bernie answered, "Your mother wants to eat fir
Nico 4
Janis Joplin is (maybe the only) hero in Brians story. She stood against the person that had killed him. It was a fight between ladies. Is there another side of Brians tombstone? Nico recorded Janitor Of Lunacy the month after Brian died. Tolerate my jealousy Recognize the desperate need Nico and Thin Man means Nico-thin. Dylan had no way to continue the relationship with Nico. She was left first on Brians doorstep in early 65 and next outside Warhols house. Ballad Of A Thin Man is really a very sick song. But seen as a creation by Nico it makes a little more sense. It connects her to both Dylan and Brian. It also shows why Janis Joplin would have to go under in the whirlwind that was the killing of Brian. Dylan would have no interest in her. The thin man had other worries.
Maybe When
Maybe when you're done fighting for what you think is number one Maybe when you think it through Maybe when you find she's just not the one Maybe if I'm not with someone new I might take a second look at you Maybe if we're through you might see what you've done Maybe if I were you I'd start fighting for the truth Maybe she's thaught it through and you're just not the one Maybe when she's done with you I might be having fun Maybe when my dream comes true I might just find that you're just not the one Maybe when it said and done you might be having fun Maybe when that day comes I won't be here for you Maybe when I love again it might be with someone new Maybe when I breathe again it's because of someone new Maybe when I feel again I might just feel for someone new Maybe when you find what you're looking it might too late to knock at my door
A Dream
I am lost I am alone I hurt you You hurt me too I loved you You loved me too I hated you You hated me too I needed you You needed me too I held you tight You held me tight too I kissed you softly You kissed me too I'm so sad now I awoke to find it was just a dream
Something Only A Man Would Do
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were suppose to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two
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Sex: A Field Guide
Sex is a very funny idea. At this very moment someone is complaining they don't get enough of it, or, are having it at this precise moment. Some of you are planning when you are going to have it, eagerly awaiting it. So, I am going to tell you all I have learned about sex in the last 20 years. Apparently, the more sex you have, your more sex you are going to get. It follows the laws of momentum very carefully. But you don't care about that, you just want to know how to get some. First, become a "tortured artist". Apparently, if your a tortured artist, woman love to save men and inspire them in a way they only know how. Fuck them. It's the Florence Nightengale syndrome. Woman love to fuck men who think it will help them. This is true. Start listening to the "in" music. Eventually, by attending enough "shows", you will meet up with the right people thus propelling your social status into an interstellar overdrive of friendships. Woman see this as "oh wow, he must be popular
Hi All!
Im new to this site. As for AFF and My Space I am little shy. Here well I think I am going to be a little bit more open. I am looking for a very rich guy. Why you ask, I am tried of not having any food, worry about bills. I would love to date a Dr, or Vet... or a lawyer... I am not a book reader, but Just love to get to know someone that is want I would love to be. I dont really know me for I dont know the other half.. I know my mother... but dont know my real father... some guy married my mom just to give a last name... I feel so gulity for being here. My mom would say You are worth being here "B" that "W' that. Here she is F my boy friends. Making me to go on her older much older men. I am not scard to be able to go on, but I would like to buy the things I need and want. Which I am sure will never happen. Anyway Have a great day...
Angry Rants
Bitches who dont know how to do their job. When you get married, its your job to COOK, CLEAN and Keep your man happy. Is that so damn hard to do? Thats how it always has been, thats how it always should be. Stop sucking so bad, or dont be married. For fuck sakes. Jesus. Womens rights, that's what all you lazy bitches are gonna try to whine about. No, we all see through the fact that you are too damn lazy OR too damn retarted to do your job, so don't kid yourself. Seriously. Womens rights are great. I benefit from them every day and I appreciate them very much. BUT, when I get married I will understand the unwritten rules of being a wife and Cook, Clean and make my husband happy. End of story. Perhaps I was just raised better, I dont know, but get a clue and stop being such a dumb lazy asshole. Why do you think men cheat? THEY AREN'T HAPPY. Fix it. Yes, divorces have happened for a long time blah blah, whatever. None the less, they weren't as common before the 70s. Ya know
Fuckin Going Crazy
Got Msn Yahoo Messenger
Hey all can you come by and rate and comment on my aunts pic in fat sonnys contest please SHE IS IN THIRD PLACE IM COMMENT BOMBING HER PIC SO SHOULD YOU she has and hour and 15 mintues left come on help just click teh pic and bomb away Hey all can you come by and rate and comment on my aunts pic in fat sonnys contest please SHE IS IN THIRD PLACE IM COMMENT BOMBING HER PIC SO SHOULD YOU im spending my comments today bombing sycho you should help
Just Pi$$ed
Talk to me, and make me feel, as if you care. Hear me when I talk. Miss me when I am gone. Realize the bed is empty, because you told me to leave. Miss my smile, the way i miss yours, because I care. Miss my eyes because I miss yours, and the way they light up when you smile. Soon one day, after I can not take your abuse anymore. One day, you will want these things, and you will hear, this... As if I care. now here it goes, so hold on..... ok,most of the people i've met on here... suck ass. now there are exceptions, , , and to those exceptions i'm sorry your reading this.... for the last 3 days i've been running out of 10's to give, and been rating alot of pics, profiles and entire albums. and have not move up for shit, almost no one returned the favor, what the fuck... now i'm going to be deleting all the ungreatful ASSHATS, that could not even say thank you..
Music Videos
Seven Wonders Of The World
The Seven Wonders of the World! A teacher assigned the class to list the "Seven Wonders of the World." Though there were some disagreements, the following received the most votes: 1. Egypt's Great Pyramids 2. Taj Mahal 3. Grand Canyon 4. Panama Canal 5. Empire State Building 6. St. Peter's Basilica 7. China's Great Wall While gathering the votes, the teacher noted that one student had not finished her paper yet. So she asked the girl if she was having trouble with her list. The girl replied, "Yes, a little. I couldn't quite make up my mind because there were so many." The teacher said, "Well, tell us what you have, and maybe we can help." The girl hesitated, then read, "Actually, what the 'Seven Wonders of the World' really are is... 1. To See 2. To Hear 3. To Touch 4. To Taste 5. To Feel 6. To Laugh 7. And to Love! The room was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop! The t
It has been a very strange and emotional week. This is probably one of the worst weeks of my life for many different reasons. I don’t exactly know where to begin, I guess I will just start venting and go where it may take me. My week started off badly on Monday. That day started off my bad luck. I got sick on Monday and have been sick ever since. I have been very ill. I have been vomiting blood and the whole nine yards. I started doing that Monday and I did it until today when I went to see the doctor and they finally gave me something to make me stop. I will say that my health has improved since then. I am still incredibly weak though. The doctors say that I will be weak for a while and to take things as easy as possible for the next week. I have the stomach flu you see and also a very weak immune system. They don’t want me to have an upset. I don’t want that either. I also have not had a great week with my boyfriend. I love him so much and he’s my everything, but
Frinds Gone (cry)

Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. Nothing - This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine". Go Ahead - (With Raised Eyebrows!) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". Go Ahead - (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed
Funny Stuff
There are many signs you need to watch out for that could mean you are yet another surf junkie addicted to the internet... You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word You turn off your modem and get this empty feeling, like you just pulled the pin on a loved one. You start introducing yourself as "Jon at AOL dot com" Your wife drapes a blonde wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like. All of your friends have an @ in their names. You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box. You laugh at people with 14,400 baud modems. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. You tell the cab driver you live at http://69.luck.street/house/bluetrim.html Your spouse makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed." You ask a plumber how much it would cost to r
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Sex has become on of the most discussed topics of modern times. The victorians pretended that it did not exist, moderns pretend that nothing else exists. Sex has become on of the most discussed topics of modern times. The victorians pretended that it did not exist, moderns pretend that nothing else exists. Sex has become on of the most discussed topics of modern times. The victorians pretended that it did not exist, moderns pretend that nothing else exists.
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be smart draw your salary before you spend it. be smart draw your salary before you spend it.
Baby Jesus
This Article is officially bolted to the floor “ This guy has the best supply of kittens for huffing. ” ~ Oscar Wilde on Baby Jesus "Repent, niggas!" -Baby Jesus. After centuries of scaring young Christians away from the Church, a new religious marketing campaign in the mid-80s swept the nation in the form of Baby Jesus dolls. Young children were often scared of seeing Jesus on the cross, so the Church released a new icon for children, an adorable baby saviour. Baby Jesus's original design, which only appealed to certain fringe groups The baby Jesus dolls had a string in their back that, when pulled, made the baby jesus doll voice wholesome and inspiring advise such as; "Stay in School", "Winners Don't do Drugs", "Vote Republican", "Losers don't do drugs either" and "Remember, when making spice-cake, mix the ingredients thoroughly. Lumps in the batter will seriously fuck you up". The Baby Jesus Dolls are not be confused with Jesus Baby-Dolls, a religious
As I look into your eyes I can see what makes me love you. Your soul, your smile, the way you look at me and the very essence of what makes you you. You are the one that makes me whole, the one that makes me know I am alive. Without you nothing makes sense, without you the world is cold and unfriendly. Your caress is angelic, your love is enlightning, my heart is yours forever. Ef
Domination All along the waste and wild legions of lost scream in pain A million shattered destinies all slowly drowning in tears of flame Break the chains around your necks lick your wounds you Dogs of War Raise your banners ever high and ravage the Babylon Whore I, with darkest insurrection, victimize Hail the horrors, all hail and sanctify Domination Rotting from the inside out ripping away to the core A million lies unite as one slaughtering innocence for evermore Sound the mighty drums of doom march to this black heart of fate Clawing, tearing, slashing deep defiantly fighting our fate I, with darkest insurrection, victimize Hail the horrors, all hail and sanctify Domination Turn the waters red with rage burn all the earth shore to shore Open wide the Gates of Hell defile the Babylon Whore I, with darkest insurrection, victimize Hail the horrors, all hail and sanctify Domination Domination Into The
How Can I Understand?
When I speak with my friends @ work who are supposed to be very very very close friends, and they are in a bad mood, they want me to cheer them up, but how can I Cheer them up and make them happy when they wont tell meats wrong? Try to make ya think a little bit.
Fantasy About Firefighter
Fire Destory's All Hearts "Real Dreams" By: Samantha Sharp [[me]] Sleeping silently through the night, till our pagers go off. The dispatch for a working structure fire at a warehouse comes through… “Box 88-2, 532 E. Emaus Street, Univar Inc. for a commercial fire alarm, Companies 88, 59, 54, truck 46, Lancaster county truck 7-4, Lancaster County Engine 7-4-2, Engine 46, Truck 50, Air 48, Engine 7-1. At 23:00hrs. Firefighters are to use extreme precautions. Buildings are unstable.” All fears are left with my family as, my father, brother, husband, and I head to our job. I hop out of bed in my panties and bra. I grab some jeans and a shirt and slide it on quick. We rush down to the truck, I hold my husbands hand as we are driving to the station. I want him to know that I will always be there for him. When we reach the station, I grab my gear, and climb aboard the engine. Everyone’s packing up as were on our way to the scene. As we pull up to the scene, fire an
Im Sorry
I'm sorry.. if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm sorry.. if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry.. if I'm not tan enough for you. I'm sorry.. if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you. I'm sorry.. If i don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry.. if im too short for you. I'm sorry.. if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me I'm sorry.. if my hair is not long enough. I'm sorry.. if im not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen. But most of all... I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.
Always On That Dollar Chase
gotta get 2 da money,aint no other way about it.Chasing a wastin it like only i can.Always taking nore & more, tryin 2 set up that next big score.All 4 my sons, just so they can have a better life.
sucks when ya bored.......
Love Me?
every get that thought about how can someone say 'i love you'? well im wondering that right now. i was recently bitten by a brown recluse. i told the man that claims he loves me thru a instant msg a few days ago when it happened (thats the only means bc he's in iraq) and i can understand him not saying anything about it or getting back with me bc he's been busy. well tonight while talking to him and agrueing about somethin else i mention it again. saying you know i expected to you show some concern about me telling you that i got bitten by a brown recluse but no nothing. and he's like sorry ive been treating gsw. ok i understand that, and i let it go. just waiting to see if it crosses his mind to ask about it, i wait and wait and wait, nope still nothing. so as im getting off to go take a shower im like oh btw i mentioned it again and you still show no concern so nvm forget about it. still he says nothing which this time is fine means he's listening, good for him. but i cant help but w

Chinese Proverbs
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired . Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok . Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in bas
God I Love California!
The Words Of The Dead
It amuses and pisses me off at the same time receiving messages from men telling me how bad that they want to get into my pants or that they can turn my world upside down. When clearly they never read my profile or they just don’t respect me enough to actually care about what it says. It is sad, really it is. Most men just don’t give a shit about respecting women and not just viewing them as some sex object. I guess partially men on the internet feel that they can just hide behind some screen name and say whatever because they are not face to face with the woman that they are degrading. If I dealt with this on a day to day basis in real life I would be behind bars for castrating hundreds of men. Do men honestly think saying to some random woman “hey baby you are so hott I want to fuck you”; really makes us damp in the panties region? If that is a man’s approach to trying to hook up with a woman or get her number, then they really need to re-evaluate their pick up lines or turn o
My Neice Is Missing
My neice has been missing for 3 weeks from the Houston Texas area. If you see her please send me a message. Thank you SHE HAS BEEN FOUND! SHE IS SAFE!
Cherish (an Oldie)
Cherish is the word I use to describe All the feeling that I have hiding here for you inside You don't know how many times I wish that I had told you You don't know how many times I've wished that I could hold you You don't know how many times I've wished that I could mold you into someone Who could cherish me as much As I cherish you Perish is the word that more than applies To the hope in my heart each time I realize That I am not gonna be the one To share your dreams That I am not gonna be the one To share your schemes That I am not gonna be the one To share what seems to be the life that you could cherish As much as I do yours Oh, I'm beginning to think That man has never found The words that could make you want me That have the right amount of letters Just the right sound That could make you hear, make you see That you are driving me out of my mind Oh, I could say I need you But then you'd realize That I want you Just like a thousand other g
Show Sum Luv
Happy Birthday
There Is Hope
I Am This Girl
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.. I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything.. I'm the girl
Not That Good For My First Blog
This contest is worth getting excited about..... Im giving away I months VIP & a 3day blast to first place.....But wait,Im also givin away yet another 3 day blast to second place,along with party time gifts of trophies to 1st second and third.....Interested yet??? Send you photo link via private message to me and hurry cause contest begins Friday August 3rd at 700 pm and will end on Saturday,August 11th... Be a VIP for a month & Fubar blast for 3 days..... Rule for contest... 1.All contestants and voters must be a friend and fan,no exceptions(you will not be allowed to vote or enter if not) 2.Rates plus comments = total votes... self commenting is allowed & encouraged 3.Aug.3rd @ 7:00 pm thru Aug.11th @ 1:00 pm is contest duration 4.No downrating or abussive commenting the competition...if caught , you will be disqualified 5.Send your pic via private message,please no nsfw pics,they will not be used 1st Prize: a 1 months VIP & a 3 day Fubar blast 2nd
Motherfuckin Bullshit
now since january i have had a digital camera stolen... cash from my bedroom and now my wedding rings stolen. sure i didn't wear the rings but damn.. and, while i was packing i found out that i had some foreign cigarettes stolen... if you know me, they were the cigs i bought in germany and had sitting ona shelf in my living room. the thieves ripped out the bottom of the pack and put the packs back to look like they werent touched. its crap/ yea they were just smokes but damn... i traveled to germany to have them. i mean whats the point in doing it? i'm the kinda girl who would give you the shirt off my back if i could and yet people still take from me. i guess imma stop being polite now. why should i? i'm sorry i have nice things and people are jealous. like i said... all you had to do was ask. i'm not accusing anyone... cuz well frankly i have no proof who took the stuff. guess thats part of why i left town. *shrug* it's just stupid tho... all i have to say to who took the smokes i b
The Government Knows Best?
A cocky Department of Agriculture agent stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer, saying, “I need to inspect your farm.” The old farmer said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field,” motioning to a pasture off to the west. The DOA agent said, “I have the authority of the United States Government with me. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on agricultural land.” So, the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud screams. Then he saw the DOA agent running for the fence in the west pasture. Close behind him was the farmer’s prize bull and the bull was madder than a nest of hornets at the intruder, gaining on the agent at every bound. The DOA agent screaming for help! The old farmer yelled back, “Show him your card!! Show him your card!!”
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Ummmmm Yea
sooo im really bored and lonely so yall need to talk to me and cheer me up!!!!!! :} i think this drink is gonna help some lol so you all wont have to work to hard!!! lol
did anybody like the ghostbusters movies and cartoons back in the 80s well there coming back nextsummer in ghostbusters three i can't wait ethier i grew up with them i had the toys to i have the ecto 1 modal anyway buy nextjuly they should shoe a preview of the movie who you gonna call
Shay Smiles
Satisfy... I’m on a hunt today, I don’t know what I’ll find I look for better pay or a better way To ease my mind. There are things that I will do and There are things that I will not do To satisfy my erg to live and enjoy this life Hard times have fallen and There are things that have to be done Nothing is ever won In this game I call life Full of pain and full of strife But maybe, just might This time is right To take care of the things that need taken care of. I work so hard and show so much love I know that the Lord above has a plan for me To help me get on my feet But that plan can be so blinding to me So tiring you see..? Why should I work so hard For nothing in return Though it seems My feet and my mind burn From watching these streets Trying so hard to strive to satisfy My erg to live and enjoy this life.
I have decided that I am going to try my best to be like I was when I was 17. Im not going to care about what guys think about me or care about guys in general. Life is easier when there arent any guys in it to fuck things up :P. I need to be able to prove to myself that I can live happily without a male companion. I have been in relationships since I was 18 with less than a month in between each one. This is the first time since I was 17 that I have been single for longer than a month. As I told Jen, I must figure out my life before I can let anyone else into it. So that is all for my first post. Good day and Good night!
K!n6 ()f C@rd$
hey baby i just wanted to tell you a few things that i know i have told you before but i want everyone to know! when i first started talkin to you i didnt think it would last as long as it has but im glad it did! when i first came to see you i was scared that when i left you wouldnt want me after i left and then we talked and spent so much time together with you and the kids and it killed me to leave when i did there is something you dont know and that is when i left and got in the van to go to summit corner i started crying cause i didnt wanna leave. but i knew i hade to! i was so excited to be able to come back and be with you and the girls! time wasnt goin by fast enough!i love you with all my heart and i dont know what i would do if anything ever happened between us! since i have been back we have hade a lot of problems thrown at us and we made it thru those i believe that we can make it thru anything! I can honestly say that i have never loved anyone as much as i do you! i want to
How To Make A Woman Happy
How To Make A Woman Happy... It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. Passionate 44. Compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich
Sexual Positions
Because I am bored I went looking for information about sexual positions and found one I had not heard of - The Sprinkler. So I thought I would share what Cosmo has posted: Save this position for a day (or night) when you two have the backyard to yourselves. Stand beside a soft-spraying sprinkler and bend over so the water hits your genitals. If you can't reach your hands to the ground, place them on your thighs or calves for support. Your partner should stand behind you and put his hands around your waist as he enters you. WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT: The sprinkler provides the same kind of clitoral stimulation as a handheld nozzle. And the aroma of wet grass boosts your sense of smell, making this a supersensory experience.
I Miss You
I Miss You It's been hours since I last waved at you, days since we last talked, weeks since we last joked I miss the glow in your eyes, the joy in your smile, the closeness and comfort I feel whenever I'm with you You are the distraction from the harsh reality, yet the remedy for my sorrows In other words, I really miss being with you and not just that.. I miss the person who gives me this cheer, and that person is YOU
Moving ??
I haven't brewed anything since early last month but I am reaping the rewards of that batch. It's a nice, spicy rye pale ale, quite unlike anything I've had commercially. There aren't many rye beers produced in Vermont or across the country. This one definitely works. On another note, found a brewing school near me. While I can't afford it now, I am going to look into participating in it sometime in the future. Will keep updated when I make a new beer.
Bubba Died In A Fire
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes." "What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician. "Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes'
Who Is Jack Schitt?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produ
If someone asked you, you couldn't tell them why you did what you just did -- except that it felt like the right thing to do at the time. Hmm. This is a different mode of behavior for you, but not necessarily a bad one! WOW EXTREMELY FITTING....
The Colorful Words My Heart Bleeds
Cabby & The Nun
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything, I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, lets see what we can do about that; #1 you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too." "Okay," the nun says, "pull into the next alley." He does and she fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they got back on the road the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me Sister,
This Is Crazy But I Want To See What Happens.
I know this may be lame or crazy but I want to give it a shot. I just started getting into collecting coke reward caps. Im curious who is willing to help me here. If anyone has these spare caps and are not using it can you email the codes to or just put it in my blog. I will repay you back with a gift of some sort. Thanks guys appreciate it.
Computer Set-up
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed .... P... E... N... I... S. His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: * PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!*
What Do U Want Out Of Cherrytap
ok so before i leave i just wanted to say that this game is evil. i got sucked in and thought i could handle it. i played it and was having fun. along the way i screwed up...i fell in love and the person i fell inlove with i hurt and i lost them. i thought i was being played so i played, and i dont like the person i became ....but did i really have him. no cause u cant loose something u never had to this person... i love u and i always will. to the rest of u thanks for showin me love.. im out Ok so my thoughts have taken a different turn..i met this guy Dan ,who calls himself tobad4u.Yes he is goodlooking,i hit him up and he responded.we got to know eachother and i fell for him...yeah im stupid. BUT HE ASSURED ME that i was different and i was the most sexiest girl he has ever seen.All along wondering why certain women were hitting my page so i did what any woman would do...investigate his ass. well all along i knew what he was doing so i played harder. i even said to him i dont care
Now Hireing
NOW HIRING The Children's Protection Services is now hiring. In order to qualify for employment you must meet the following requirements. 1. You must not know any of the Constitution. 2. If you do, you must forget it. It is not needed in this field. We don't acknowledge it 3. You must be able to select your own victims, sorry we meant cases. 4. You must select poor, single, disabled, or grandparents, no 2 parent homes, no one with an income over 35,000 and absolutely NO ONE who can afford a lawyer. 5. You must be able to lie on demand, it doesn't matter what you say, we have guardian ad litems to back you up. 6. You must not be afraid to lie to the police, tell them you have a warrant to remove a child even if you don't. Don't worry they know the game too. 7. we prefer you read and write well, but if not that's ok, we have standard forms you can fill out and pick and choose what reasons you would like to use for removing a child. 8. You must make
ways of dealing with the burdens of life: 1* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. 2* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. 3* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. 4 * Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker. 5* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. 6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. 7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. 8 * Never buy a car you can't push. 9* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on. 10* Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 11* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late. 12* The second mouse gets the cheese. 13* When everything's coming your way, you're in th
Living Wills
You said you loved me, You said you missed me. You said you think about me, You said you need me. (Wall it all just a lie) You now conceal tenderness, You now hide emotions. You now discourage, You now are dismissive of me. (Was it worth my pain) You have broken my heart, You have ripped out my soul. You have spat in my face, You have laughed behind by back. (Did it make you happy) You destroyed my heart, You destroyed my being. You destroyed my trust, You destroyed my world. (Did you enjoy my misery) You made me heavy with tears, You made me eternally blue. You made me broken in pieces, You made me incomplete. (Did it excite you) You made my heart once sing, You made my heart crumble. You made me sorely bitter, You made me distrusting of ove. (Do You Know What Love Is!) There are things in our lives that upset us, things that make us scared, things we hate. I am a happy easy going fun loving woman, but, this week...... I HATE...... Not being able
Birth, Death And In Between
Male Stripper 'girls Night Out'
While I was watching the playoff games last weekend, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills. During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle. She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer. Sometimes it's tough being married to a smart ass. My blond friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She called the guy back, licks the $ 20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us. My third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, She ju
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled,"Up Nuts", and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing and cat calling. Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?" The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine until this guy wal
My Tarot Card
You are The Chariot Triumph, Victory, Overcoming Obstacles. The chariot is one of the most complex cards to define. On its most basic level, it implies war, a struggle, and an eventual, hard-won victory. Either over enemies, obstacles, nature, the beasts inside you, or to just get what you want. But there is a great deal more to it. The charioteer wears emblems of the sun, yet the sign behind this card is the moon. The chariot is all about motion, and yet it is often shown as stationary. It is a union of opposites, like the black and white steeds. They pull in different directions, but must be (and can be!) made to go together in one direction. Control is required over opposing emotions, wants, needs, people, circumstances; bring them together and give them a single direction, your direction. Confidence is also needed and, most especially, motivation. The card can, in fact, indicate new motivation or inspiration, which gets a stagnant situation moving again. What Tarot Card are You?
Lateral Thinking
This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking . . . Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself. Think like a wizard . . .
To Makayla
Why Marijuana Is So Popular...
Cannabis Nug or Nuggets, Bob Hope (footnote in Infinite Jest, by author David Foster Wallace), bud, Burger King (with fork being the smoking tool of choice), Bloop, Bobby Brown, brown (resin), brown frown (low quality), brown buddha, cess, cheeba, cheg (very small amount of resin), chronic (high quality), course notes, dagga (from Afrikaans via South Africa), dak, dank, diesel (low quality resin), dodo, dope, doobage, doja, draw, dro (derived from hydroponics), eighth (standard quantity used for trading - 1/8 imperial ounce), electric puha (from puha, a plant in New Zealand), fire, frodis (from The Monkees), funk, (Australian English, Jamaican English) ganja or ganj (abbreviated) (from Hindi), grade - good quality bud, grass, green, hash (hashish, arabic for grass), hay, herb, indo or endo, instaga, IZM, jimmy, Kevin Bacon (euphemism for kind bud), kind (short for kind bud), kushempeng, lamb's bread, lef, marijuana (originally subcultural), Mary Jane, Mexican kilobrick (low-grade, hi
Contest Open Now
My New Guestbook
Okay this is my first blog here. I have created my first guestbook and I want you all to sign it. So stop by my page and do eet!! Love ya's!!! 10 Things I Love About Him 1. I love his warmth to accept anyone for what they are including me. 2. I love that I can trust him with anything. 3. I love his ability to see a bad situation and make it better for everyone. 4. I love his eyes, I love to stare at them and get lost. 5. I love it when he holds me tight.  That's when I know things will be alright. 6. I love it when he smiles....he so cute when he actually does it. 7. I love that he wants to know about me and what's going on with me. 8. I love it that he can just look at my face and know that I'm having a bad day and trys what he can do it fix it. 9. I love that he wants to be friends and find the good in anyone. 10. Most of all I love the way he loves me.  I trust you with my life and that of our children.  You are my light at the end of the tunnel.  I don't tell you ne
Dave's Hideaway
Giving Up
I don't care how defeated this family has in the past. This is a new day. I bodly declare We are more than CONQUERORS! It doesn't matter how broke we've been. I declare we're going to lend and not borrow! I don't care how big out obstacles are. I declare that no weapon formed against US is going to prosper. I don't care how powerful our enemies are. Greater is HE who is in US than he who is in the world. We're not victims anymore! We are the VICTORS! WE ARE BLESSED and we CANNOT be cursed! I took my life today. With all it pains, the hurtful words; the angery words. Stabbed at me like a knife and I, myself, was the murder. I let the world come and like a thief, steal my life. Like a sinking ship I am drowning. I can bearly keep my head above water. And in my weakest, darkest moment I cry out, " Save me from this pain. Lord I don't wont to fell anything! In the darkness A light begins to grow brighter till it fills the whole are
New Pics
check out my new naked pics, i think u will like much muahhhhhhh
Lookin For Friends
anyone out there in the same boat im in right now? sittin here bored and lonely...hit me up and we can chat.
Just So Sad....
Ok, so not only have both my cars been messed up these past two weeks and have been having a horrid time at work, today I found out my therapist that I have only seen once has actually dumped me and is referring me out.... I have too many issues for her. What kinda of crazy person get's dumped by a psychologist?!?!?! ok maybe i am just way to stressed out but that is just simply wrong!!!!!!!!
Hey Guy Vote For Me
!~snapvine Is Cool As Hell~!
so, leave me a message my LOVELY CHERRIES (its at the top of my about me section underneath my yahoo messenger name) i said "IT'S FREE TO CALL" also IT'S EASY TO USE! A perfect way to communicate with your friends online also while you are away from your PC because you can check them by calling your personal ID message box from your home or cell phone! Im telling you its a nice addition to the online community!
My Dreams
My dreams are something that comes and something that goes but its ok because when i look at life in the face i know that no matter what comes around goes around and i will always manage to make it through whatever is tossed at me.... I have had many dreams and alot of them have either come true or they have fallen down... But its all ok because i will make it through it all because i am something that alot of people think im not and thats strong. I dont have to prove myself to anyone but myself, and i dont even have to do that because i know who i am and i know what i need to do and i know what i want in life. Kiss of faith is a kiss of death. You have to watch were you land. For you dont know what the death will bring you of the kisses. The walk to take to open things for old and new things to end. I kissed my death, i walked my line now i open my eyes and make it worth all i can do and work towords makeing things all better. I will kiss my faith for death every now and then bu
On My Mind...
I just seen you walking, i almost forgot to breath, my heart just skipped a beat. I wish the curse could be lifted from me, you are everything he will never be. I like to sit back and think of how things might go, us together not caring who knows. You asked me if i was falling and the answer is yes, my question to you is are you falling too or should i give my hopes a rest? I click with you like noone ever before, i just clash with him and i just want you more. all i have ever wanted in a relationship as far as communication i get with you, please just don't play me for a fool and for you i'll be true. I want you and it is so deep that i have no more words to explain it, so for now i guess i have no options just goals and have to sit back and bite the bit. I wish this could be easy but for me nothing ever is, but i want to be yours...not his. Always: Me!
Aliens Have Landed
Aliens have landed what do? Make war or peace, learn from them or destory what you don't know. By human nature are we in fear of what we don't know? Human kind does that all the time. Mostly to are fellow man but also to pretty everything. So would we destory them?
Attention To New Members
rate fan pics blogs stashs for points and move up the fubar intesting pics blogs on blogs and top members vote now dont delay interested in new friends and contacts lets make this a happy day derek uk am going out at 12pm its 11.44am now going to check on my shops just loaded new pics and put all pics into catergry must check on my staff derek rate my blogs please i need votes theres blogs about me jokes fun sites and blogs on blogs with site addresses be back in two hours love derek new people check me out love new friends amk 38 in northeast england blackpool couple mins walking to beach check out today be back in two hours have fun and this site rocks derek christain top dance lounge uk 2007 address in blogs god bless you all derek thanks see you all soonxxxx
This is old...but I wanted to post it somewhere! :) Enjoy... I watch you pull up the driveway, my stomach filled with butterflies. You make your way to the front door and ring the bell. I open the door to an obviously nervous man whose attention quickly turns to my lack of clothing. I watch as your eyes make their way up my sheer black hose to my black lace garter and matching panties then continuing to the black bra. The sheer black robe I’m wearing over it all leaves nothing to the imagination. Finally you’ve reached my eyes. We both smile as I welcome you in. Before I can even get the door closed behind you, your hands are firmly grasping my face as you pull in to kiss me. Some how I manage to get the door shut before you start walking me down the hall. We come up for air just long enough for me to tell you it’s the last room on your left. We reach the bed and I take a seat. I unbutton your shirt as you begin softly kissing my neck. Your hands reaching around my back you slow
Bout Me
Freedom Is Not Free
PLEASE RIP AND REPOST!!!!!! FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.... I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL! For all of our other military personnel, where ever they may be- Please support all of the troops defending our Country. And God Bless our Military who are protecting our Country for our freedom. Thanks to them, and their sacrifices we can celebrate the 4th of July! We must never forget who gets the credit for the freedoms we have, of which we should be eternally grateful. I watched the flag pass by one day, It fluttered in the breeze. A young Marine saluted it, And then he stood at ease.. I looked at him in uniform So young, so tall, so proud With hair cut square and eyes alert He'd stand out in any crowd. I thought how many men like him Had fallen through the years. How many died on foreign soil How many mothers' tears? How man
No Longer A Member
To The Downraters And Haters...
Personally...I could care less how my pictures or I am rated...points are points after all. As I've already told some people who have rated me 7s or 8s...I actually prefer that over 'obligatory' 10s & 11s. Hell, I don't expect everyone on this planet to like me or find me attractive...I know I don't feel that way about everyone I meet... On the other hand...just running through and throwing 1s because you're bored, or others have rated you badly...whatever the sad. It saddens me that you have such a low self-esteem that you have to let it out on others...especially considering there are people here who get hurt or feel bad when downrated like that for no reason. If you really think someone is ugly or stupid or whatever...don't rate them. Simple as that...and most everyone stays happy, plays nice and people don't get all riled up over pointless stuff. However that won't help you feel I said, sorry that you have such low self esteems. A shame really...
Poetry To Indulge In.
Why do I feel like we have known each other for so long? Why is it that with you I have this feeling that I belong? How is it that – within every word spoken- Those shy feelings fade & my heart opens As the beast, now has been named And my thoughts run untamed ONLY FOR YOU - - The one to adore And love even more The one to hold on to with a tight grip To grasp on firm and never let them slip The one to everlastingly treasure so profoundly That only somebody that compliments me so soundly CAN ONLY BE YOU Before we ever crossed paths, your destination was chosen From where I sat to what I looked at, time was easily frozen Time tricked me, or just gave me a slight opportunity It was a beautiful evening to dream of unity All details of one another going into place Everything step by step at a perfect pace However, I was new to your theory of reality Yet, I looked at everything with normality From then on you only gave me symbols That corresponds to y
Poem Commit to Loving The visions are breathing… And the reflections of you linger I am totally overwhelmed by your striking beauty… Unable to control my attention process Your uniqueness, and your charm… Is dominating my focus Something about you is alive in my heart… Keeping me occupied, and falling in love further The lady in my sight of love… Someone’s keeping me energetic It is you who maintain the charge alive… It is you whom I adore I am dreaming about you… Even when I am in a crowd I can’t wait to hold you again… I look forward to the loving You are the woman of my essence… We are two meant as one Satisfied I am reserved… Yours I am We are mutually… We share equitably For the long haul… We commit to loving ceaselessly as an entity STORY OF A LONELY GIRL LOOKING FOR LOVE. In the hour before the morn I walk past your door I send a special prayer To the room we both ador
Amusing Things!!!
If Interested Answer and Send it to me in a Private Message! Thanx Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: Phone Number: Pubic Hair Style: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the beach? 5. If so...would you go with me late at night? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie? 9. If not what would we be doing? 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on a gurl? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? What Would You do if... I cried: I said I li
Hmmm, Ok!!!!
**Pretty words are fine and dandy, but you need to put your money where your mouth is. Loosen the reins on your self-control and see what happens when you let yourself go with your instincts. It'll be pretty fabulous!** Ok, so today's horoscope is interesting! LOL Maybe I'm not taking it right, but oh well, the thoughts are making me smile!!! So NSFW!! I took a risk today, and well, I am having total faith that it was a good thing to do. :P I love my life, and I sooooo love my man, I trust him on top of everything else. Life is good, and I am happy. And that's just the way it IS!!! Going camping for the weekend, so I hope everyone is safe and smiling. See you next week... **If something goes wrong, you don't have to be the first to admit that you're at fault. Why? Because outside circumstances had a hand in this, too -- and given time to stew, this thing may not be so 'wrong' after all.** I find it very funny that this one came up today for me. Just last night
Like why do guys cheat? Why do guys lie? why do i still mess around with them even tho i am going to get hurt? men hurt me so fucking much i dont bother to even try to date! ugh!
Living With Pain
Don't you dare say that all models are fake and stupid. I am one and I am educated, have a life and a family and can actually cook! WOw imagine that! I have no room for ignorance so be careful what you say Ok so I finally am comfortable with who I am and I am coming out now. No not saying I am gay people so get over that LOL.Since I was 5 years old i have seen and heard things that I could not explain. It was not until recently I realized what my gift was...thats right people a gift and I am a I can not tell you your future or blah blah blah but I can help you find closure. I have done it for many people and as of next week will actually have money from doing so. I don't play games and I don't mess with people's minds what I do is passionate and real so please don't mock me. Feel free to come by and ask me Is it not sad that we put our lives in the hands of politics? Do they really have our best interest at hand or are they just trying to gain votes? Isn't that part of th
When In Need Count On Your Fellow Cherries!
See it all started when A friend showed my this awesome site called cherryTAP and it was all GOOD since then.Now as I build great friendships with twenty sum odd friend through this web site I figured since I RATE & COMMENT BOMB THE HELL outta my friends folders maybe, just maybe, they will do the same! If we stay in contact enough and you think of me as a genuine friend will YOU atleast rate all my pix at least one to two folders? Because you know I rate the fu*k out of yours (Because we all know... RATES=LEVELING UP)
Patriotic Or Military Related...
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by: George Carlin I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, and neither have you! So, shut up already. I believe if you
Sisters Of St. Francis HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought....Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?" He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business...." "Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented.. The nun stops at a c
Inspiring Stories And The Like...
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
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Poetry And Such...
The Road Not Taken Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveller, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference ...Robert Frost By - ME;) Love, love, love, love. It is an obsession! On the minds of many, in the hearts of few. Instant?! I think not! Learned?! Possibly. It should grow great without fea
If we lost… If you lost your mind, I would be your thoughts. If you lost your happiness, I would be your laugh. If you lost your strength, I would be your muscles. If you lost hope, I I would be your faith. If you lost will, I would be your reason. If you lost your breath, I would catch the wind. If you lost sole, I would be your spirit. If you lost your heart, I would be your beat. If you lost your love, I would bring you back your passion. If you lost me, I would give a hundred second chances. If I lost my mind, You would laugh and lend me yours. If I lost happiness, You would be my smile. If I lost strength, You would pick me up and carry me. If I lost hope, You would believe for me. If I lost will, You would say over and over “don’t give up”. If I lost breath, You would give yours away and turn a rainbo
When the bad is taken me under and the pain pins and holds me down I wear a casual face, a perfect circus clown.. If you look in my eyes you'd see, just how bad I need to break free If you only knew how I spend my time just killing me... Harsh words & violent blows Hidden secrets nobody knows Eyes are open, hands are fisted Deep inside I'm warped & twisted So many tricks & so many lies Too many whens & too many whys Nobody's special, nobody's gifted I'm just me, warped & twisted Sleeping awake & choking on a dream Listening loudly to a silent scream Call my mind, the number's unlisted Lost in someone so warped & twisted On my knees, alive but dead Look at the invisible blood I've bled I'm not gone, my mind has drifted Don't expect much, I'm warped & twisted Burnt out, wasted, empty, & hollow Today's just yesterday's tomorrow The sun died out, the ashes sifted I'm still here, warped & twisted BLUE OCTOBER LYRICS "Let It Go" Where do u go When the day is long And where does yo
Faith Related
I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I'm not going to sue somebody for singing a Ho-Ho-Ho song in December. I don't agree with Darwin, but I didn't go out and hire a lawyer when my high school teacher taught his theory of evolution. Life, liberty or your pursuit of happiness will not be endangered because someone says a 30-second prayer before a football game. So what's the big deal? It's not like somebody is up there reading the entire book of Acts. They're just talking to a God they believe in and asking him to grant safety to the players on the field and the fans going home from the game. "But it's a Christian prayer," some will argue. Yes, and this is the United States of America, a country founded on Christian principles. According to our very own phone book, Christian churches outnumber all others better than 200-to-1. So what would you expect-somebody chanting Hare Krishna? If I went to a soccer game in Jerusalem, I would expect to hear a Hebrew prayer. If I went to a

Finally off for the weekend, FUCK forgot how gnarly construction work is.
My Various Ramblings... Thoughts... Enjoy!!
Every life has a story and I wanna know yours... doesn't mean that I love you just that I'm... curious I'm' not the type to hang on to I've got my road to travel along It's all set in motion even when it's going all wrong... Satisfy this need I have in our moment of trust... the intimacy factor isn't played out its definatly a must... you're throbbing I feel it .. that sweet release heart pounding so hard and in your eyes for a time I see peace so much troubles, many daemons, you can't let go they feast on the reason you can't find anymore Your essence is addictive more than the scent that will trail behind flavor and taste just what I expected to have... just what I had in mind come let me take you for a moment or two into this circus of mine all your worries slip away as you slip into the warmth that you sought a home to place your burdens generally buried deep I ache for a piece of you crave the touch you'll give in the absence there will be when you've gone away th
You Have To Read This
Someone please buy me a drink or two, I have to much blood in my alcohol sytem. This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So...........If you are a loving friend, send this to everyo
Only In America!
Only in America drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front! Only in America people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke! Only in America banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters! Only in America we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage! Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight Only in we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: pole's in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'! Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering! EVER WONDER... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why "
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News From Iraq
I just had a friend of mine send me this. A friend of his in Iraq had sent it to him. I hope that others will enjoy it as much as I do. Subject: News from Iraq From A Chaplain In Iraq "I recently attended a showing of "Superman 3" here at LSA Anaconda. We have a large auditorium we use for movies as well as memorial services and other large gatherings. As is the custom back in the States, we stood and snapped to attention when the National Anthem began before the main feature. All was going as planned until about three-quarters of the way through the National Anthem the music stopped. Now, what would happen if this occurred with 1,000 18-22 year-olds back in the States? I imagine there would be hoots, catcalls, laughter, a few rude comments, and everyone would sit down and call for a movie. Of course, that is, if they had stood for the National Anthem in the first place. Here, the 1,000 Soldiers continued to stand at attention, eyes fixed forward. The music star
3-2-1 Contest!!! Enter And Win!!!
well, once again i was persuaded to dress up in a costume and go to the opening of yet another harry potter film. this, was my 4th one in costume at midnite. my daughter and i had a blast. treated like rock stars. photographed by literally hundreds of people. its all fine and good till we get home, at after 3. then another hour just to get cleaned up. im not sure when it happened. but somewhere in the last year, i think i got old. 7 30 came aweful early this morning. if fact i dont even think it was sleep. more like, time travel. i closed my eyes it was 4, i opened them right back up, it was 7 30, wtf! anyway, about the movie. if was very good. it was not my favorite, but better than a couple of the others. this was the 5th books movie, which i hated that book. the movie does a much better job. gor those of you expecting a feel good harry potter movie, dont. this episode is dark, and deals with normal teenage issues, as well as the story just keeps getting more and more serious. at
Bill Clinton
It doesn't matter what party you belong to -- this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him .. his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nation's most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton . The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada. When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one." The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I sol
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Why I Fly For The Empire
I found this again when going through old PC Gamers. This is from May 1997. Back during the Tie Fighter vs X-Wing big days hehe. Why we fly for the Empire As we eagerly await our copies of X-wing vs. TIE Fighter, we've had a heated debate as to which side our team will fly when we take on all comers and reduce them to salvage. The consensus is we'll be suiting up for the Galactic Empire - and here's our reasons why. (I've got a bad feeling about this...) ° Vader is your Co-Pilot: We think a guy who can strangle people over a videophone is someone who ought to be watching out six. ° Ship names that don't just rattle off the alphabet (A-wing, B-wing, X-wing, Y-wing...) ° When confronted with bad news, Imperial Navy Officers don't whine "Nooo!" and then jump down bottomless shafts. ° Our Bespin Cloud miners don't pitch Colt 45 on the side. ° Darth Vader's Imperial announcements have the same soothing, reassuring tone as that guy from CNN. ° White armor show
im so tired of being used lied to and hurt im just gonna give up on love soon no man wants a fat uglt chick so i guess im always gonna be alone well i keep geting guys who are losers who seem to always fuck me over and thats what hurts the most. i just want a guy to show me that there is atleast one good guy out there well i hate love and im gonna stay single forever and ever til the right guy finds me
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Sex On The Beach
the sand feeling so different than the bed. the water waves tickling us just barely making it above our ankles. we lay there together, my man of my dreams. we laying there kissing hands roaming each other bodies. his lips soft and tender felt so good pressed against mines. i felt as he was untie my bra while he was beginning to nibble on the upper part of my ear. i lay there looking at the stars staring in amazement as i try to hold back the moans i had inside. he took my bra off using his mouth leaving a lil lick right in my clevage. he instantly starts sucking on my already hard nipples. i hold back as long as i can until i let out this moan. his powerful hands massaging my aching back. i regain enough compusure to grab his trunks and pull down far enough for me to grab his dick. i hold the shaft in my hand as i get a good enough grip and start stroking it slowly at first. me speeding up cause him to interupt his lil nibbling fest on my ear. but he instantly just ripped my thong off
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I am a woman with no nmae ...well i have a name i have always known but do not exist in the "system".I went to get my drivers license renewed and I was told my name was "flagged" whatever that means.My parents were not married when i was born they married a year after so my social has my moms maiden name and my birth certificate has my dads.So went to get it changed at the birth certificate place and they went to change it and they "accidentally"deleted all my information.what the hell!I have been trying for nearly 2 years to get it fixed and everytime i go they send me to new places I have been to 8 diff social security places and nothing.I CANT BUY CIGS,DRIVE,GO OUT OR ANYTHING.I am 23 and feel like an illegal alien.This stresses me out and gets me mad and depressed all at the same time.So if anyone has any advise im open ..pleassseee I recently got broken up with and i thought that it was all over for me.I swore i was going to stay depressed and never get anyone else.I have came t
Sexy Timmy Writing
I kneel between your legs resting your thighs on my shoulders gripping your ass tightly. My tongue slowly gliding like a bird on the wind over your smooth damp kitty. Rolling lapping sliding goes my tongue your hands resting on the back of my head. I hear you beginning to moan your breath catching heart racing. I stop licking then wrap my lips around your hardening throbbing clit sucking slow and tender. You gasp loudly at the sudden change in action your nails lightly digging into my head forcing my mouth closer to your aching and wanting womanhood. I use my fingers to pry open your lips slowly thrusting my tongue deep within your wet hot sex tunnel. I continue sucking on your clit and begin to purr causing your whole pelvis to softly vibrate. Your eyes roll back in your head, you begin biting your bottom lip, back arching, your hands gripping my head. Your pull my head deeper your thighs beginning to squeeze as my tongue begins swirling as it deeply thrusts against your throbbing G-
Martini! Your sex life mostly resembles a Martini. You are suave, sophisticated and just a little kinky. You have an active sex life, but you only recruit the best to be your sex partners. Take this quiz at Martini! Your sex life mostly resembles a Martini. You are suave, sophisticated and just a little kinky. You have an active sex life, but you only recruit the best to be your sex partners. Take this quiz at
I'm Back On Deck!!
On cherry tap and in my home town
Us Marines
What Is A United States Marine? I am 232 years of romping, stomping, hell, death, destruction. I am the finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. I was born in a bomb crater. My mother was an M-16 and my Father is the Devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I am a rough looking, roving soldier from the sea. I am cocky, self centered, and overbearing. I do not know the meaning of fear for I am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster made of blood and guts that arose from the ashes of my enemies, festering on anti-Americans throughout the globe. When ever it may arise and when my time comes, I will die a glorious and grotesque death on the battlefield, giving my life for the Corps, Mom, and Apple Pie. I stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. Then on the 7th day, while God rested, I overran His perimeter and took over the Globe and I have been protecting it ever since! I live like a S
The Blue Ninja- The Drink.
So back when I was in college, I got the nick name of the Blue Ninja...Here is how. I hung out in this little bar under Speedy's in Morgantown. Thursdays were like $4 pitchers of Blue Kamikazes. I became know as Blue, because I would be doubling down with one pitcher in each hand -- and these were the big, heavy glass beer pitchers. I became well known for drinking hard and sharing my "blues." Then one day, I am in early, and Tony, the bartender, says, "Come, here, I got something for you to try." He makes a BK and then ducks under the bar to add something extra. I drank and it hit me like a ton of bricks. "I am going to name after you, the Blue Ninja, because it is like a Kamikazi, but it sneaks up on you and kicks your ass." THe secret ingredient - 9 shots of Everclear. (nine is a mystical number to the ninja.)
A Personal Thing .. For My Friends Here And Elsewhere ..
For anyone wondering what its about ... my nephew is very ill .. and i just want to say thank you for peoples thoughts and prayers they are sending .. Sometimes as we go through life We are given things to cope with that dont make sense Things that seem unfair Things that we may never understand Sometimes as we go through life We meet people who open our eyes Who help us to open our hearts and minds To things and feelings we havent known before Who give us strength by being there By listening and understanding And these may be people we have never met or even spoken to But who still find the time to place us in their thoughts and prayers And its to all those people that i want to say thank you From the bottom of my heart while times are difficult What you are taking the time to do is having a great effect Us not feeling alone is just one part of it And i know that Sams mum wants me to thank everyone She was so touched she didn
Country Stampeede
The party came, the party went. Now it's time to take down the tent. Time to pack shit up, time to get on the way. I still can't believe it's already Monday! I met new people, I saw new faces. Most of them came from pretty cool places. I had fun, it was like heaven. It was a great Stampeede 2007!!
I know this place is notorious for ‘show me yours and I’ll show you mine’... but what the hell is wrong with wanting to know a little about someone.... before you go flashin them what nature.. or man in some cases.. gave you? Is that so wrong? ~Candyce~ This is mainly to the jerk who keeps flaggin my pics.... Should I just save you the trouble of having to go through all of them and just mark all of my albums 'NSFW'!!! There a shitload of other more 'offensive' or shall we say..'flashin their shit to the world' pics out there you can jump on.. go find those!! Are you quick to judge before you know.. To act before you think.. Is that the way you go? Do you go for ‘blood’ and ask questions later... Does the truth to you.. even matter...? Aww.. Such is the world that revolves around ‘cyber’ too many quick to make enemies.. before knowing their ‘neighbor’ here in this place..where bruises don’t show.. and the nose bleeds wouldn’t drip the eyes won’t show bla
Ginger's Blog
Hey everyone, what's up? not alot going on here. As many of you know, I am Ginger Fish of Marilyn Manson, yes THE band. as of right now, we're all at home taking a break from tour. we just got done with the european part of our tour and will be heading out soon for the us part of our tour. as of right now, i'm sitting in Skold's home studio helping him out with some guitar riffs that he had perfect last night but when he wrote them down, he screwed something up to where they're not sounding right. Anyways, this place is pretty neat and alot better than myspace. I'll talk to you all later. peace, love, and rock and roll! -Ginger Fish
When I close my eyes I am there, away from here, a peace beyond felt for a fraction of five minutes, I hear the choir as it breaths my name, pulling my soul in a direction that you gaze in envy- not understanding the distance I've ran. If you tasted this song you might love the fill. These tears are strong taking me by surprise, and I realize I am swept away. Held in arms I am truly home~ You were a whirlwind of emotions. Always swirling thoughts of confusion in a twisted mess I couldn't clean up. Like a lampost I stood burning softly calming the uneven dust. I held my breath waiting patiently as ever. It appeared to go unnoticed as you turned the other way. I blinked back the dry feeling behind your kiss, I held the touch you left as it lingered in the atmosphere. Twist of irony, a hint of fate. I lick my lips to erase the taste of you. Instead I close my eyes to see a face I can't recognize. But it is there I find my true dream. I wish I could say it is you. You who swept
9 Words Women Use
9 WORDS WOMEN USE 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and
What If
Deanna's Blog
Dedicating my first entry to a dear wonderful friend of mine.... You should read his blog and check him out. He rocks. If you don't know him, you should. Brian@ CherryTAP
Contest GO THERE ^^^^^ AND THERE IS A LINK CHECK IT OUT AND MAKE YOUR BID TO OWN ME FOR A MONTH!!! This is a bombing contest and i need help plz.... ill will try to make sure that i return the love!!!
Lmao Note* You may need to bring a trustworthy friend to do a couple of these. 1. Go to order a large popcorn(like the biggest one they have). When they give it to you, look at it, then throw it on the floor angrily and start crying for no reason. 2. Wait until there's a funny part in the movie. When the laughter starts to die down, scream at the top of your lungs. 3. Before the movie starts, sit near the front. Start moaning loudly and dancing wildly. 4. At the end of the movie, when the credits are rolling, stand up quickly and try to convince everyone that there's a secret scene before the credits end. While everyone stays to watch the "Secret Scene"(which does not exist) stand up and leave without anyone noticing. 5. Pretend to cough wildly and die when the trailers are playing. 6. If the theater is packed and a stranger sits next to you, go "Oh my god, is... is that you?" From here you can take many approaches. One is,"I haven'
Totally Frustrated.....
Ok so i'm in this contest right! And right now I'm ahead but this chic is counting and I just don't have it in me for that monotonous bullshit. I've posted bullitins,my friends are on......well some of them, and I just don't get why I aint gettin' any help here. It's not the end of the world, but a few of these chics don't hold a candle next to me...not to be's true go look you'll see. And damn it comment me a time or two will ya and maybe even repost my bullitin huh? Sorry if I sound bitchy, but .....oh this is just makin' me coocoo Cheri
Whats New With Me!!
Wow! I just realized that it seems like forever since my last post. I cant believe it has been so long. But anyhow! I am here now, and trust me I have enough going through my mind that I guarantee you will probably be reading for a little while, anyways! LOL Before I go any further, I would love to thank the people that have been by my side through every single thing this past year. You guys have been my rocks, and I dont know what I would have done without ya. You have been there for me when I thought I had hit rock bottom. You have kept me completely sane, and you have even let me rant and rave when I needed to. I wont go into naming names, because I would feel horrible if I left anyone out due to late hour that I am blogging. But if you are reading this, and we have had some awesome times together in the past year, then I am most definitely talking to you. I also want to thank some of my distant friends that have been very concerned and comforting over this past year. You guys have
The Eye Of The Beholder
For Real
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Leave me stuff!!!! On my pictures. I'll make sure it's worth you're while. Take a look n you'll see what I mean.
Forbidden Fruit The End
To keep a long story short, if you eat enough bad fruit you will be sure to get a stomach ache you can't handle. much love special k. Please read forbidden fruit To keep a long story short, is you eat enough bad fruit you will be sure to get a stomach ache you can't handle. much love special k. Please read forbidden fruit
Man In The Glass
When you get what you want in the struggle for self, and the world makes you king for a day, just take a good look in the mirror and see what That man has to say. He's the fellow to please, never mind all the rest, for he's with you clear up to the end, and you've passed your most dangerous difficult test if the Man in the Glass is your friend. For the world may think you're a straight-shooting chum and give you pats on the back as you pass, but your final reward will be heartache and tears if you've cheated the Man in the Glass. A. Anonymous
Let's Get Some Shit Straight
so look I'm not in anything just for your convenience.... if you wanted to be with me, fucking make an effort. I'm busy and have a life too but ya know i take the time to txt or stop by and what do i get in return? nada.. I'm sick of guys expecting me to be the one who drops everything to go to them. ANY kind of relationsip is a two way street. that includes just a friendship or a relationship. so guys... get with the fucking program...
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Cuz I Can?
I don't know. I guess I'll just say a little about me. Haha. I love trucks. I have a boyfriend. We've only been dating for like 5 days but we were working on dating for 6-7 months. I work at a bingo hall. I'll be 19 in two days woot! I'm a hundred kinds of crazy. Yeah I'm done. NO idea what else to say. :-p
Kill Me Now And Quickly!
Ok... He told me that he went back there and it was gone... Motherfucker, he got my fucking car impounded! To top it off, he tried to "fix" it by offering to sell me his brother's car for $1000!!! As if it were MY fault he was so irresponsible as to leave someone else's car broke down in Detroit for a week.... I could fucking kill him. I hate assholes. He's also tell our mutual frined that I am the irresponsible one... that he had told me he couldn't get it towed and I should've taken care of it! WTF! SERIOUSLY!!!! How much fucking BAD luck can one person have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come the fuck on! I got my trans worked on for $900 friend of a friend doing it on payments.... it still wasn't shifting right in the mornings so I took it over there Friday night so he could test drive it Saturday morning... it was working fine so he decided to use it to pick up a trans.... it broke down... He told me he had it towed back to his house, but he really had asked s
The Schitt Family
The Schitt Family For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, And they produced a so
July 6th
29 today WOO HOO, Where's the excitement?
Hell On Earth
Many American's supposedly cry for the end of the Iraq conflict. I pose this scenerio. Would they be feeling the same way should another tragedy befold our Great Nation? I think not. I don't even think most have taken the time to realize that as long as we're fighting Al Qeada in Iraq & Afganistan. We're that much safer here in the states. Basically I feel whether you're liberal or conservative, neither of which I feel I am. However, back to the point. Either way we are all American's young & old alike. Stop bickering, support the damn troops, and don't forget for a second what happened on September 11th, 2001. In case you need a reminder watch the following.
Please click pic below, place 10 or more comments, let me know and I will buy you a gift and no its not a cheesy little Thank you card... Thanks, Wendi

See Me
Can you really see me Do you know what I am thinking Do you understand me? Do you feel what I feel? Can you really see me? I a real and I feel alone I am but one person to the world I am scared and afraid Can you really see me? My eyes are open but I cannot see My heart is weak and fragile My feelings are weak and damaged as well Can you really see me? I must fight I must go on I am strong but weak at the same time I am rejected and alone Can you really see me? Do I seem beautiful to you ? Do I seem courageous to you ? Do I seem sensitive to you ? Can you really see me ? Please see me for me Please understand me Please never give up on me Can you really see me?
We are planning to have a bang this weekend....any ladies want to join! Let us know...time is ticking!
Dedicated to you I hope Eating pussy well involves more than just your tongue and her pussy too. It involves the rest of her, and a certain attitude you project to your woman. The attitude is simple, so we'll tackle that first. Some guys have the attitude that once she's wet, she's ready, and they move on to intercourse. This misses the point. The point isn't to "get her ready", but rather, to give her pleasure. If you have an attitude that says to a woman "I want to make you feel good", she'll enjoy it more, and what you spend in time and effort on her, she'll return to you later. This brings us to "how do I do it?" Simple. Do anything that comes to mind, but without hurrying. Take your time and tease. Don't rush her to an orgasm. If you've already buried your tongue between her legs, then begin thinking about other parts of your bodies. Use your hands. While you're there, your hands can caress her thighs, calves, feet (if she's not ticklish), or her stomach, sides, belly,
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A Moment Of Wtf?!?
So i got right bloody knackered last night, and when I woke up this morning, I had a cat staring me in the face. I don't even own a cat. So I'm trying to figure out where the little beast came from and I'm still drawing blanks. Anybody missing a cat? fuck. that's the last time I drink Jagermeister through a beer-bong. Ow. my head. Shit like this happens to me alot. I get drunk, black out and wake up next to some animal in my bed. I'm going to sleep.
Quiz - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?10-15 6. What is your pubic hair style?Shaved bald, nice and clean 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Boy Shorts 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Yes I have 9. What is your favorite position?Girl on top, I like to be in control 10. How often do you masturbate?Whenever I can 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Nope, never 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?No, I'm straight as can be 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Both taken and been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?No, never 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, and I own some of my own 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?
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July 6th Cherry Needs Help Immediately!!!
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A keen country lad walks in applys for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact it was the biggest store in the world-you could get anything there. The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?" "Yes, sir, I was a salesman in the country" said the lad. The boss liked the cut of him and said, "You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you when we close up." The next day was long and arduous for the young man, but finally 5 o'clock came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many sales did you make today?" "One," said the young salesman. "Only one," blurted the boss, "most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale worth?" "Three hundred thousand dollars," said the young man. "How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss. "Well," said the salesman "this man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then I sold him a small fishing line, a me
Very Important
Most people that know me realy well know that I love children very much I love them so much I have made my living working with them.So when i heard this story I am about to tell I have to wonder what would make a person would do to any child what was done to this baby. My sister-in-law asked me the other day if I had been on here and if I had seen anything about Kaleb Schwade I told her no I really had not been on myspace that much.She proceded to tell me this story. Kaleb he is a six month old baby.As far as what i have heard he was a normal healthy baby up until a few weeks ago.His grandmother and aunt went to pick him up from the home daycare that he was at and they noticed right away that there was something wrong with him they proceded to take him home.After trying to make him respond to anyone and failing,his mom then took him to the hospital where they found out that he had been shaken and smotherd.At this time he is in the picu at a hospital in Tampa Florida.Please keep
Name It
ive heard it called everything from a cookie (and another C word) a fur burger and it doesnt matter what I seem to call it I ususally end up getting bitched out or pissing someone comment and tell me what do you ladies call it.
14 Horses I couldnt find all of them myself lol.
Hello, Are You There?
Hello, are you there? Hello, are you there? What happened, what is it, where did you go? We were so close, a friendship continuing to grow but, You left me, you left me without letting me know. My friend, the best going through everything, thick and the thin United we were forever till the end, Will I hear or see you ever again? Talk to me, tell me, explain to me, shouldn't you though? Im still here a lil hurt but strong, Supporting you as if you could do no wrong. Remember to look inside what is true, remember us, remember what we went through, Friendship whats pure and real will always be here standing still, it may move fast it may move slow, I still want to hear why you left me, you left me without letting me know!
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Original poetry by me. Do not rip! Passion Passionate kisses, tongues surging Bodies tangled, souls merging Love growing, blooming Hearts pounding, booming Sweat dripping Ecstasy gripping Bodies shuddering Hearts fluttering And then the release…. Collapsing into satiated peace. - Brian 2007
This Is About The Way It Is......
From a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and
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Gotta Luv It!
give me sucky.. give me fucky rub me down with rum and vodky... taste the salt taste the sugar.. dowse my body with jagermeister.... flip me over make me weep.. give me more of that sex on the beach... make me moan make me gasp... and end the night with a sweet piece of ass! give luv and kisses to all the peeps make em hot.. make em weep.. line the shots along the bar one by one.. watch them fall... lick the salt and suck the lemon make em horny.. and keep em guessin...... pour some more.. keep em comin.. cuz I ain't leavin til my bodys hummin!
two parts of section c are done and now on line, feel free to read them and print them to read, please let me know what you think about it. the website is okay so all this support for us is awesome. Much love to all of you that stand behind us, but there are some that just go with the flow but don't understand all this shit. Look i am in the Marines, and i don't understand all of it either. I do my job, i am just like everyone else, diffrence is that mine causes me to be away from my family for 7-18 months at a time, what ever i signed up for it. But anywho, for those of you who support and stand behind the troops, Semper fi, for those of you who dont please, please, please stand in front of us. OKay?
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Lady In Red
Brian was the result of the western worlds defeat over christianity. Had he not been stopped by Dylan in 1965 he would have controlled the music business totally by the end of 1966. But what he did up to that point made us live through what we had done to the jews and ourself during world war 2. Does that mean he was a saviour or a God? Dylans defeat over him goes totally in line with our want for a non-religious way of life. Lennon got his defeat and his imagined life without God. Jagger got his endless Stones industry. McCartney gave us a little hope for some goodness in life. All of them would have been nothing without mr Jones. Does that mean he was a devil? The french revolution was our first task to free ourselves from religious belives. What we did not concider were the concequences this would lead to. First we had to meet the egyptian heritage that both christianity and the old testament (along with greek and roman culture) is built on or spring from. Next
The last few weeks I have been having terrible nightmares which is nothing new to me, yet these are different in many ways. A normal nightmare for me I usually will wake screaming or hyper ventilating in cold sweats and mussel spasms. Sometimes I can remember what I dreamed others I don’t, I have awoken from some nightmares and things I dreamed were so troubling to me that its like my brain will just shut down and it will take me hours to get myself together. The ones that I have had these last two to three weeks are a lot different, one of the reasons is they don’t wake me and I have them in repeating cycles. Something’s are real people and places I know others are just symbols but they are all woven together in some kind of surreal drama that is impossible but also makes perfect sense. In one of these dreams I see my now five year old daughter older like around eleven or twelve being raped by this purple skinned demon. That alone is enough to drive any parent mad and for the last
Thought For The Day
The long hill slope I'm standing on is starting to hurt my neck gets stiff from staring up at the world...I'd show you all my self esteem...but I lost it somewhere down the road....why is it everywhere I a foot shorter than the space next to me...I can't see the action due to the croud...there is never a horizon in my view...I don't know if I'm down in the dumps...but it sure smells like trash to me.................Like walking through the knee high steps through life are slow and hard....and I never seem to get all the way to the shore...the longer I stand the deeper I sink......why is it everywhere I a foot shorter than the space next to me.....I can't see the action due to the croud...there i never a horizon in my view....I don't know if I'm down in the dumps...but it sure smells like trash to meeeee Are you getting what you need from life, from your romance, from work? If not, it might be time to ask yourself why. To fulfill your dreams,
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Kaleb Is Going Home!!!
Kalebs mom posted this on July 5th! I'm so excited for them! Thursday, July 05, 2007 GREAT NEWS!~ God has answered one of my prayers!! First off... KALEB IS COMING HOME!!!!! We are so excited! We have been told that he will probably come home sometime next week. So me and my best friend have been CLEANING CLEANING CLEANING my apartment. I don't want any germs to be anywhere in my house and considering that it has barely been lived in in the last 2 months, it needed cleaning. We also had to make room for medical equipment that is coming home with him. I am so excited to have him coming home. The next great thing is that they are taking him off Phenobarbital. YAY! I am glad that I mentioned something and kind of put my foot down on that one. The Neuorologist agreed with us and said that it def. prohibits brain activity drastically which means that it basically shuts it down so much that the brain can not even do its healing. So this is also GRAET NEWS. I hop
Poems From Different People
You look into my eyes and see things you don't understand. Am I a mystery? I think not. You look at my smile; You search for something that isn't there. Am I a mystery? I think not. You listen to my voice, and call me an angel. This angel is flesh and blood, Not a doll to be put on show. You see - I'm not a mystery. I am me. I am flesh and blood. Touch me; I wont break. There's no mystery here. Caress me; feel the warmth. I'm not a mystery; I am Woman. Here I am - desires abound; Relentless and sensuous - yours to caress Like a flower; make me bloom. Don't stop; not even to rest! No mystery here; Just a Woman. I feel the weight of your body against mine; Your heaving breath upon my skin. The most gentle touch on my thigh, The soft nibbling on my breasts - Moving slowly in a downward motion. Now you see, I'm no mystery; I am YOUR Woman. I am all Woman. by Gothic Upon the stairway of despair, Complete with broken love affairs And promises that never ca
If I
I'm sorry for the way we turned out i'm sorry that i can hurt you the way i do for everything said and done i'm sorry i'm sorry i can't be there to help you i'm sorry we can't be together to hold eachother i'm sorry we have problems and i'm sorry that it took soo long to tell you I LOVE YOU if i told you that i like you would you say you like me too if i told you that i needed you would you say you need me too if i told you that your all i want would you be my everything if you told me you liked me id say i like you too if you told me you need me i would say i can't live with out you if you told me i was all you wanted i would be your everything and more if i wanted to be with you would you want to be with me too if i say id die with out you would you be with me forever if i wanted to leave with you would you leave with me too if you wanted to be with me i'd say your my everything if you say youd die without me id make it so
God I Love California!!
I swear, I don't feel at home anywhere in the world more than in California. I am staying with my best friend on Travis AFB for 3 to love Travis!
To All My Fiends
I wanted to take this time and tell everyone thank you for all the Birthday wishes.. You made it a very nice day. It is nice to have people out there that care and take the time to show it... Love you all. Kisses, Charlie
I am sending this out to all of my fu-friends for my mother.  If you can and want to to help, A much thank you to you.  If not, thank you for your time in reading this blog and being aware of this disease.  It could happen to you or to one of your loved ones without warning. I will be celebrating my 66th birthday on August 13th. I have been thinking about how I can give something back instead of taking something. As all of you know I have the disease of Myasthenia Grave, a Neuro muscular thing with no cure. It is kind of rare and there is not a lot of research being done. Dr. Michael Benetar at Emory Research Center in Atlanta has worked for 20 years doing research in this. He has done wonders for me. In the 2 years I have been going to him, I have improved greatly.  Now here is what I am asking each of you:   Please send me a donation, (no matter how small) and I will turn it in to Emory. If you want to make your checks to Dr. Michael Benetar Emory Research .I am sure
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To all my friends on here I have toapologize for not being as responsive as I should be. I have been doing alot of riding, now that we have had a few days of dry weather, after all the flooding. I have also been busy with my boy, A>A meetings, and work. I will try to participate on here as I can, so bare with me till I can give you all my attention. I will try to respond, so don't give up on me yet. THANK YOU Hello all my pretties!!!!!!!!! Daddies HOME FOR THOSE WHO CARE, I WILL BE AWAY FROM CHERRY TAP FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS. ME AND MY BOY ARE LEAVING TO GOTO HIS MOMS, THEN I AM STAYING THERE TO VISIT WITH FRIENDS. I SHOULD BE BACK SUNDAY. EVERYONE I KNOW IT WILL BE HARD, TRY TO SURVIVE WITHOUT ME. IF YOU ARE FINDING IT HARD TO SURVIVE, JUST SOME LUV TO THE SHOUT BOX, PROFILE, OR PRIVATE E-MAIL. IT WILL BE OKAY. LUV TO ALL, SEE YOU SUNDAY
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I'm Sorry
Sorry should not be accepted,because if you say you are sorry you should not have done what you did in the first place. Lord Michael
For Funny Rockers
What gives? Are you secretly thrilled that this business opportunity/ostensibly hot date didn't pan out quite as expected? Deep down, your instincts sensed that this may not have been the right time or place for this. Ok so far as I am aware ...not had no buisness oppotunities and certainly no hot dates. Soooooooooooooo are the horoscopes a pile of do do? Rocking and rolling are second nature to you right now. You can't wait to get up and get this party started. Your closest cohorts (and a potential new partner in crime) are chomping at the bit to see what you have up your sleeve. Ok ummm so who is chomping lol????? It's bright, it's shiny, it's flashy, it's loud -- and you're seriously, irresistibly attracted to the darn thing. No need to worry: You're not going Vegas. You just need something different to spice it up. ok if anyone can make sense of todays horoscope feel free to enlighten me lol.
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I Can't Bleve U Said That!!!!
I had to remove my old pic thanx to an ass that made an extremly rude comment on it.Also I kinda thought it didn't look much like me anymore.That was taken back in 2004 and ive changed some.But i have a whole new album so if you wanna view send me a pm.thanx all
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The Part of You That No One Sees You are passionate, romantic, and emotional. You put love first in your life, even though you have often been disappointed by it. You expect to be swept of your feet, and you never expect infatuation to die out. Underneath it all, you are scared that you aren't lovable. Your insecurity has ruined many relationships, as you are unable to see the love that's really there. You are secretly afraid of being alone. Confronting your insecurities is incredibly painful. What's the Part of You That No One Sees?
can sumone plez tell me wat a blog is? lmfao thankz all
Just Life
Poems & Such Hi i'm bored tyring 5to get points i dunno what to say hi check out my stash adn see whats new and i'll post what i go to everyfriday night see you guys later In the darkness there is only one In the light there is you When it goes away what i have left in my veins dreamt a dream never meant to be lost without you next to the light and darkness there is a place meant for us just when i'm about to lose all hope I know when i look up  in my soul and eyes your there like the light thats lives inside my darkness
I feel all the old feelings, come rushing in making me wish I could put an end, to all the madness that keeps creeping in, to my life of sadness Why do I let you into my heart its been nothing but bad right from the start I get tired of hurting my heart and my life of sadness Letting you go is so hard to do Love like this is so far and few reaching for dreams that aren't all of you and my life of sadness the sun will shine bright through out the night all will be right including my life of sadness Is it my fault? I just wanted to say I was deleted and blocked from a friend on here for putting up the pics...anyone else want to do that? More than welcome..thats the good thing about being my own woman..I get to do what I want..Love you all and enjoy..I will be posting more soon..:) Myspace Layouts
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Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job." Mujibar said, "I am ready." The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green." Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Manager, I am ready." The manager said, "Go ahead." Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'" Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him. I have.
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If U Wana Date Me
IF U WANA DATE ME FILL OUT A APP AND POST ME WITH IT Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the beach? 5. If so...would you go with me late at night? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie? 9. If not what would we be doing? 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on a guy? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? 18. would u fuck me? What Would You do if... I cried: I said I liked you: I kissed
Pit Bull Bad Rap Is Bullshit
i dont understand why people give the pit bull such a bad rap because those people are a bunch of ignorant idiots.first of all they see whats on the news and believe it,mistake #1.second there is no such thing as a pit bull,pit bulls disappeared centuries ago,they are american pit bull terriers,they dont get there name from pit fighting with other dogs like so many of you dumbshits believe,they got there name from being put in a pit to kill rats in early roman times and people would place bets on seeing how many they could kill.third ever since ive owned my "pit bull" ive found loyalty,devotion,and a faithful companion unlike that of any person or other dog in my life.the bond i have with my BEST FRIEND Kaos is unmatched and unbreakable.its not the dog its the way they are raised.he loves everyone...til they try me,then he would tear your ass up without hesitation or losing a wink of you want to call that a killer,or a nuisance,i call that a another person like
You know, I sit here and read a lot of people who is sick of the drama, whether it be here on CT or on Yahoo Messenger or what have you and it really makes me wonder, do you expect to have no drama at all? I doubt that'll ever happen because I have news for you all, there is always going to be drama whether it be on the internet or in our lives away from the internet because it's always gonna be there, it could be medical problems or people starting crap with you or even good drama like somebody coming on to you sexually, so whatever you do, you either have to go with the flow or hide because I don't care who you are or whatever your using internet wise or not, there is always going to be drama, I know, my life has been drama since day one of being born on god's greeen earth being physically challenged with Cerebral Palsy and it'll never get worse unless people want to make it worse which is entirely possible or it can't get worse but only time will tell and I for one am not running aw
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Treehugger Survives
Well, it has been 2 days since my surgery and I am feeling ok. I had my left side of my nose broken and reset to scrape down the septum to unblock the left side of my sinuses. I had a cyst removed from the right side. It is just all swollen inside and real sore, but I don't have black eyes from it or any change in my facial appearance so it's all good. I just have to rest for a few days and make sure nothing bumps into my nose, sleep propped up for a few days. Thanks for all the well wishes, get well cards, soup and candy yawl have sent me. U R 2 sweet. My surgery went well today. It didn't start until after 1 and was through before 3. I had my sinuses fixed and a deviated septum repaired. I am not in major pain due to very good pain killers. My throat is much more sore than anything from where they intubate you while you are asleep. Thank you all for the get well cards, bowls of Chicken soup and well wishes. I have been in and out of sleepiness with the pain killers and just now took
Goddamn Tattoo Artists!!!
Honestly, fakeness comes in many forms and sometimes it may take a long time for you to realize how fake one person can be. Fakeness can come in the form of fake pictures, pictures of someone who isnt them. Fakeness can be people who pretend to be your friend because it benefits them. Personally I think all of us have been burned a couple times, hell I had a friend over 3 years on the net turn out to be the biggest fake Ive ever known.. Sad really. how do you learn to find trust in people again... sadly its not always taht easy ... alot of good people may lose out on a chance to know you cause some twisted fuck decided to fuck with ya head...
Quizz's N Tests
Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving by Marina Margaret Heiss Profile: ENFP Revision: 3.0 Date of Revision: 25 Feb 2005 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [The following comes partially from the archetype, but mostly from my own dealings with ENFPs.] General: ENFPs are both "idea"-people and "people"-people, who see everyone and everything as part of an often bizarre cosmic whole. They want to both help (at least, their own definition of "help") and be liked and admired by other people, on bo th an individual and a humanitarian level. They are interested in new ideas on principle, but ultimately discard most of them for one reason or another. Social/Personal Relationships: ENFPs have a great deal of zany charm, which can ingratiate them to the more stodgy types in spite of their unconventionality. They are outgoing, fun, and genuinely like people. As SOs/mates they are warm, affectionate (l ots of PDA), and discon
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All My Minutes On You
I was sittin here kickin' back in my chair... waitin for you to call... I knew that you wouldnt, even though I wished you would... But you dont like me like that all , but ..Then I got to thinkin... as my heart continued sinkin... And here is what I came up with that day.... I know its not easy...and it may scare you the most... I know that you dont want me nearly this close... But in my mind, I am just not the kind... To make someone love me that wont... And so I figure its easier if I dont... But then it came to thought... And the memories that it brought... I only got one thing to say... And I hope it doesnt make you run away...BUT.... I'd waste all my minutes on you... If I thought that you would answer, its exactly what i'd do..... And the whole world would wait, As my friends list would disapate.. Because I would be saving all my time for you, And I thought about this closely and this I know is true.... That all in all it wouldn't be a waste... And I kn
Don't Comment My Contest Pic Please
Please disregard the photo contest I was previously in, the seciest eyes contest.. I have asked the sponsor to remove my pic fom it since there seems to be some bias. I was in first and 'pulling too far ahead' and my pic was deleted an re uploaded. Several of my friends sent me screen shots to show how I went from alot of comments to none and the shout box conversation where the sponsor told the guy I was pulling too far ahead. That's a rigged contest to me. Pulling far ahead is what wins. For those of you who went, thank you so much for your support. I will be more careful and choosy in the future if I enter something. But again PLease DO NOT go rate that pic of mine. And I Asked him to remove it from the contest so there should be no pic to rate by the morning. My apologies. Please repost as a bulletin for me so It gets out to everyone on my list and yours. If you don't know what I am talking about just disregard. Thanks.
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Ghosts Can Be Explained
Many scientists believe that ghosts are fake, but parapsychologists believe ghosts are real. Spirits are electromagnetic fields. Brain waves can make people see and hear many things. Electromagnetic waves can affect the nervous system. This can cause somebody to hallucinate. The eye can act as a TV screen. Instead of the person taking in images, they are transmitted out. Another explanation for "ghost sightings" may be that the mind is just trying to "let off a little steam." NASA has shown that the human eyeball has a resonant frequency. There are eighteen cycles a second. The eyeball starts to vibrate in response to infra-sound. This causes a serious smearing of vision. In at least two hauntings low frequency sound may to blame. People can put, fake ghosts in their pictures. By using a flashlight, a cigarette, a flash pack, and a camera, a person can create the effect of a mysterious light. Turn on the flashlight and walk toward the camera. When you are four to five feet from t
My Bday!
pink hello kitty convertible. hello kitty ipod. barbie's dreamhouse. to lose my virginity. juicy couture lace gstring with diamond chain in the front. =) make it happen.
We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. Here comes the important part: (4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine.... (5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. (6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situat
Cowboys With Skoal
Ah yes-- Sex with a Cowboy Prior to her trip to Texas , Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State : 1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que. 2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And.. 3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy. Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared. "Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite , it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable! "And I went to a real rodeo.Talk about athletes...those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop,then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible! "They then asked,"Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?" "Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"
im not gna lie this shit is confusing. it's giving me a headache trying to keep up with all the comments and ratings and requests and shit. ouch.
Hell And Back
why when you assume something is over it never giving up on it and as soon as it so over so i thought, he comes back and makes a move very unexpected. i just dont know anymore. life is insanity in a bottle
Wasted Life
I have posted this before but I cant get it out of my head. Wasted Lives With the gun in your hand no more sleepless nights No more endless pain no more pills no more pills Lock and load It's an easy way out Put an end to this life No one cares no one cares Why? So many wasted lives Why? All these neglected minds Wasted lives is a song dedicated to those who suffer from depression and all those who have taken there lives because no one listens, they just fill you up with pills and needles.
Fbi Now Hiring
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.. Kill Her!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, " I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instruction, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots w
Given Up On Dating
yea, they story is true. i have given up on dating and going to start a new life from here. tired of the way things go in my life and just need to break out of my old shell and recover a new one.
Umm. Im tired and yea.. so ima go to sleep!
Nun At Hooters
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you l
My Fight With Friends
i stayed at my friends house for a few days and i got bored at a birthday party of an old friend. not much to do really. there was a trampoline, big front yard, and lots of good food... i wanted to wrestle my friend on the trampoline and bonnie comes along and tells me to stop and i wanted to have fun. bonnie likes to ruin my fun obviously. my friend i was wrestling with was trevor and hes dating bonnie. bonnie is more of the controlling type and trevor just doesn't do anything really becides wrestle, talk about cops, guns, food, cars.... yada yada yada. bonnie spazed out and like there was no tomorrow. if you were a guy like me wouldn't you want to have fun or just sit and be bored all the time. i've had issues with bonnie and trevor before on the same subject. in a different situation. my friends like to blame me for everything that happens and not themselves. bonnie tells me i was embarrasing and too immature. like i said i was only trying to have fun. i wasn't trying to get hurt at
Be Honest
does anyone think that maybe im a little too upfront and honest and blunt and conceited?be 100% honest.
Girls Night Out
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... my wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuc
The Illusion
What I want from this life is not money or fame, just to find the right person who won't make this a game. Who cares what you do to waste time in your life, are you looking for something... like a husband or wife? Clock time has no meaning, it's long and just there, a search for your partner could find them ~ your pair. But what does success mean if you spend life alone...with no one to share with, is a house not a home? Are you looking for something to make life complete...or searching for someone that you just cannot meet. Don't count on another to answer your prayers, you must do this yourself, or yours becomes theirs. Attracting your soulmate is a fabulous thing, it should last to forever, not an overnight fling...When you finally meet them, like the waves crashing down, beware of betrayal as the circle comes round. The world as we view it is much like a dance, you can take what is coming and live it by chance...Or seek answers to questions and live
Freaking Guys
I don't understand men sometimes.... well its more like all the time. Well, I just started dating after 4 years of being single. My last relationship that I was in was for 7 years and I of course I thought everything was okay but it wasnt. Well, Anyways.... ~~~Okay fellas...If you are rude, arogant, or pushy you might as well move on to the next girl because I'm not down with all of that...sorry for those who stayed to continue to read on...I'm 34 years old and I have been playing the dating game for a short time now and it really sucks~ To be very honest you really can't get to know someone in a couple of hours and on that first meeting people aren't really being themselves,(at least the ones I have met) I am just your average girl next door so if your looking for a "barbie" type then u might want to move on to the next profile cause I'm the type that don't mind getting dirty when I'm working or playing, but don't worry cause I do like to look good for whoever I'm with. And I am looki
My Husband
Life is like a line of infinity you'll never know whats ahead but one thing you can be certain off it is what you well become... GOOD DAY... GOOD BLESS... Dreams...touch your heart and soul, it is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality... hope youll have the sweetest dream as you close your eyes tonight...GOOD NIGHT...
The Great Australian Male
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The Joys Of Fatherhood!
You know i used to be one of those guys that always said i didnt want kids. I never thought that i had it in me to give a child the love they deserved because of my relationship with my father. You know they say like father like son. Well i have to admit that i was foolish in my thoughts and i stand corrected today. For many it is a major occurence in life that brings them to a realization or spurs that much needed change. Not to short play the magnitude of having a child but i have to say that I am a better man because of them. I have 2 boys ages 6 and 2 (please feel free to check out the pics in the loves of my life folder) and b4 the mi walked around with this tough guy attitude like i was unstoppable, that all changed on the early morning of june 10, 2001. The day i shed the first emotion driven tears in my life. Ill keep it short in saying that because of them I am stronger, better, and a more loving human being! They saved my life.... If you are a pare
Mysterious Words
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The Marine
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed some missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the
The Hero's In My Life
there are people in my life who i cannot live without. One would be my mother though she and I do not get along at times, she is always there to comfort me at times of sorrow. My second hero is my brother Justin he is my bestfriend If I wouldn't have had a bro like him well then there is no sense living. Justin and I hangout alot and currently i am missin him cause he is away on business. My third hero is my other brother jason he is in the Navy and I think you very well know why he is my hero. My fourth is my best best bestfriend kimmie, she is my twin sister well not really my sister but she might as well be if it were not for her bein my friend then I probably never know just how great she is.
Showing Love
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Dies Every One Show Love
Welcome To Eliza's Gossip
Ok lets get this out in the open, I will share this with you.. I have been single for almost a year, My ex- left me when I was pregnant.So I had to go through all of this alone..Going to the doctors, hearing the babies heart beat,having Cory alone and now raising him alone..I thank god everyday for the gift is has givin to me..He has been a blessing in my life.If it wasn't for him and my family, I don't know where I would be today. I will not settle for anything but the best, when it comes to love and relationship..Tell me how can you give your heart when all that has been done to it, is it has been thrown away..I am so sick of someone saying they love me and just leave me..And I won't have it happen to my son ever...Once for him was enough.. So until someone can prove to me and my son that life can be better than being left all the time, I will stay single.. EJ I dont want a guy to shower me in gifts, an fly me to paris on weekends.I want a guy who notices when I get my ha
Twisted.....yeah,....thats Me
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A Tru Story (not Mine)
* I have put this story here as a reminder to everyone. Play safe.* ColdIce's Story A sad but true story The following article/story was originally found on the Anvil Dungeon International site (which WAS specifically for BBW -Big Beautiful Women- and had an IRC Undernet channel #BBW-BDSM). This non-fiction accounting of a woman's true and horrific IRC-to-'real life' is here thanks to DRKfantasy. MY STORY Some of you know me personally, some only through the computer. Some of you may not of ever heard of me. I am writing this in the hopes of saving someone from going through the anguish and heartache that I and my family have gone through. My nickname on Chat is Cold as Ice1. I am 38 years old. I have a family consisting of three children and three step children. The older two step children do not live with me /but I was very close to them. Living at home are my three children. Lisa is 19. Shelley is 13 and Daniel is 7. My step daughter 18 also lives
You Had Me From Hello...
One word, that's all was said, Something in your voice caused me To turn my head. Your smile just captured me, You were in my future as far as I could see. And I don't know how it happened, But it happens still. You ask me if I love you, If I always will......... Well, you had me from hello I felt love start to grow The moment I looked into your eyes, You won me, it was over from the start. You completely stole my heart, And now you won't let go. I never even had a chance you know? You had me from hello Inside I built a wall So high around my heart, I thought I'd never fall. One touch, you brought it down Bricks of my defenses Scattered on the ground And I swore to me that I wasn't Going to love again The last time was the last time I'd let someone in Well, you had me from hello I felt love start to grow The moment I looked into your eyes, You won me, it was over from the start. You completely stole my heart, And now you wont let go.
Life Sucks....
So i guess my wife is moving to CA. Shes a kinda depressed i guess. Actually I take that back shes just really psycho. I have my kids at least. I just hope she can get better soon, to be there for her children. Oh yeah and there is another guy. Apparently shes going out there with some stupid marine, no offense other marines, but this one is an idiot. Ok that enough for now, I post more later.
I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that had none. I saw you look in fright at my tattoos. But you didn't see me cry as my children where born and have their name written over and in my
Tequila Loves Me...
South of the border. American dollars Take you a long, long way Beachside bungalows, sand between your toes, Nobody knows your name There's a worm at the bottom of a bottle That's well within my reach And the heart that you broke will soon be a joke As soon as he and I meet Oh forgettin's cheap in Mexico She'll be there waiting And she won't say no Tequila loves me even if you don't Madam Tequila's a fine senoriata All my compadres concur She won't lie, she won't leave in your hour of need So we're raising our glasses to her They say "valmos hecharlo el traga" It means "drink it all down 'til you see The bottom of the glass and it's kickin' your ass" Boys, the next round's on me Oh forgettin's cheap in Mexico She'll be there waiting And she won't say no Tequila loves me even if you don't Oh forgettin's cheap in Mexico She'll be there waiting And she won't say no Tequila loves me even if you don't Oh forgettin's che
Looking For Some Cherrytap Help
I am really trying to get this for my son. He got straight A's the whole school year and really deserves thhis.His B-day is coming up and I just cant afford a X-Box 360. All I need is 10 referrals and thats it. It is free. Just Please take a second to read this. I took it from my ebay page. Thanks in advance and i will somehow return the favor I promise. Just take 1 minute and read this. This is very EASY to do! It literally takes 10 minutes to setup. Simply follow the steps below. Click on the link below, register, pick an account type (referral is the easiest) and complete just 1 offer (Very important that you complete the 1 offer otherwise your account will sit in limbo until you do).This is not like other sites where you need to complete one offer on 2 or 3 different pages!!! And a lot of these offers are FREE trials with nothing else to buy...No committments!!! There are plenty of cool offers to choose from such as Blockbuster online,, Netflix, Gamefly which ar
I realize the internet is an opportunity to meet a variety of people, and I think...if you can listen for a it is ....illusional love. can be felt, but not for real...The heart can feel what the eyes can't see, and its happening all the time . A lot of people feel somthing for the people they talk to on a regular basis, but you have to understand, as much as it is wanted it is not real. Until you meet. Till it becomes real and you meet...thats when the reality starts...I don't know ..just my opinion..I care about people that I have never met, and I think its more of an illusion then what we all care to admit. Message: Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. VIRGO: The Whore Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love a
'~official L.u.v. Club Co-founder~ Puter Expert~'
wow i just checked some email and it has been LITERALLY months since I have been here LOL...Hi..if anyone remembers me!!!!
Relationship Tips!!!! (must Read)
i don't know what guy wrote this, but he's a genius. Every guy on the face of the earth should read this. If they did, girls would probably get treated a lot better than they do... This was written by a guy who has had years of experience. and he's pretty good with girls.. 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without notice]...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. If you do cheat on them do not ever talk to the girl or see the girl you cheated on them. They will be hurt , no matter what they say. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat. 4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends
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Sex Or Decide
Important For My Friends
I have come on to find my shout box over flowing with a ton of stuff. I will gladly help anyone of my friends who needs it but you all need to know something about me first - if you do not already. I have MS and the medications I take (esp the ones at night) mess with my short term memory. I an not blowing you off. I love you allAlso due to my MS I have ptic Neurosis so my eyes do not work well all the time. There will be daywhere I can see ok but the sb is a stretch. If it is important tell me to log on to yahoo and try and have your font large. I am an ordained Reverend and have 2 weddings happening soon. You know who you are. Please contact me via e-mail and send the dates and other info there and give me 48 hours to respond. This is because there are many times I have had conversations on here at night that I do not remember and I do not want anyone feeling like I am neglecting them. My meds have actual side effects of blackouts and amnesia. I am sorr
Must Read For Women
'TO MY DAUGHTER' (AOL IS TRACKING THIS) > PLEASE DO NOT DELETE > > THIS WILL HIT YOU WHERE IT HURTS! > > > > *Just for this morning, I am going to step over the > > laundry, and pick you up and take you to the > park to play. > > *Just for this morning, I will leave the dishes in > the sink, and let you teach me how to put that > puzzle of yours together. > > *Just for this afternoon, I will unplug the > telephone and keep the computer off, and sit with > you in the backyard and blow bubbles. > > *Just for this afternoon, I will not yell once, not > even a tiny grumble when you scream and whine > for the ice cream truck and I will buy you one > if he comes by. > > *Just for this afternoon, I won't worry about > what you are going to be when you grow up, or > second guess every decision
The Picture That Was Deleted
I recently deleted a photo off of my website, because a certain VFD complained I was displaying their name. Makes me mad, because I took the trouble to upload it :-P.
The Longest Night Ever
so some reason this feels like its gonna be a reallyl ong night.. its hot and sticky... i have a song stuck in my head.. and i finally realized that someone ive liked for a really long time really doesnt like me.. like apparently not even alittle bit or as a friend... how fucked p is that?!?! oh well.. i guess its my guitar that will do the talkin tonight huh? cinn[vicious]
why why why.... After 3 years and all we've done, bought this house and ourselves a life... now you descide that you would rather spend your time partying ,drunk and high.... I never asked for anything more then love honor and respect from you...and I gave you all that I ever expected for you to give back.... but yet here we are another summer and you have lost your mind... I have never heard of a seasonal addict...but nw i have lived it. you have finally decided that you would rather spend your time drunk and stoned... well enjoy your "friends" little gurlie...cause once they use you up they will toss you aside... this all would be a bit easier if you could've told me why. all i got was the " its not you its me" shit sherlock... i gave you love, trust, caring, hope, and respect...and yet even where the kids a re concerned you are just oblivious.... I could deal with this if you were an actual alcoholic...and this was something we have bee
Broken Like An Angel
This is my song. This is why im broken like an Angel. So stop asking
Within the midst and mist of seamless indigo uncontrolled hours of crave filled night Within the decadent fog of moist dreams fantasy’s boiling sands he seeps in sin soaked triumph A Zorro masked seduction of flesh tone shadow’s silhouette erotic and hypnotic to her his passion’s prey Beneath closed eyes of weakened will through opened soul that is weaker still A taunting touch of ten fold lust is known Parting slumber’s wanton lips awakening the wantonness within such other lips that tremble and quiver with fearless desire He strikes and moves; his weapon’s thrusts precise and measured in tortured calibrations only she survives She stirs and squirms in feigned helpless counter mews in betraying melting tones “Mmmmmmmmmmmmmore ...” Raw animal instincts rising heating now, the vessels from which intrusion champagne’s cream froth and foam, spill over voracious victor’s cup leaving its sensual spoils to be tasted in yet another climactic war She
My Home In Hell My home is one of heartache A place of steel and stone A barren cell, a home in hell And here I must atone For all my crime I pay with time Where lights glare day and night And though I rage and pace my cage I must stay and pay My home in hell is one small cell That no man wants to own For here I spend my life condemned A man the world disowns So I, The damned, Within walls crammed Lie in my man made grave A man all men condemn for sin But no man strives to save Each bitter day, I curse and pray To any god unknown My hope is fed on fear and dread But these are only bones I feel and ache as though a stake Were driven through my heart No greater curse, no hunger worse Than hunger within my heart I face the wall and taste the gall Of failure and defeat But hope is cheap where life is cheap And thoughts of freedom bittersweet I beat and maul the concrete wall And walk the concrete floor I damn each day the prison way And hope
Junk That Falls Out Of My Brain
LOL, my sister's boobs... She cries each night for his life He plays around on the Devil's playground She's his only happiness to get away from his sadness He drinks his beer to get away from the pain She is his sunshine and without her, he's alone in the rain Their love is strong, though he is weak She dreams about him, he never sleeps In his stoned eyes of darkness She tries to see inside him She would stop breathing if he asked her to Anything to prove her love is true Though his life is under the Devil's sweet spell He rests in her Heaven, she suffers in his Hell.
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A Vampire's Kiss
A strong sense of connection A loving embrass A sharp pain in the side of my neck Everything slowly fades to red He was my love He was my life I will never love anyone the way I love him This kiss would never be forgottn It changed my life forever I was now part of a new world A world of eternal darkness My love and I will be together for eternity A vampire's kiss changed my life A vampire's kiss brought a sense of completion into my life There was never a first kiss that meant so much As my vampire's kiss Through darkness I found light Through death I found life and love Copyright 2007 Crystal Allen
I Must Be Emo
The Never Ending Thoughts Of Me...
Well it's official.. thanks to my Criminal Justice Teacher I feel like a failure. I feel like nothing I am going to do is going to make this asshole happy. I emailed him previously to ask him what my grade was on a take home assignment.. what he calls a quiz.. I got an email stating "You missed 9 you got 31, better than a couple, worse than several" Well, I emailed him last night to find out how to turn in my homework assignment and pick up the new one for this week since I missed class, because I was in the ER.Here is what I got back from that email. Tara, You were missed in class last night. I am not one to mix words, so permit me to speak to the point. You were previously so concerned about your grade performance on your first quiz that you expected me to take time to respond to your email and provide you with a follow-up email about your performance prior to the next scheduled class. Both of which expectations I met. On this occasion you are asking me
Worshiping Slave
sissy bitch slave was granted permission to cum worshiping My feet, in exchange for that pleasure he had to eat all of his cum.... Since he doesn't have the pleasure to be anywhere near My feet, he had to settle for watching on his computer screen and what an imagination he has!!... he took a very nice picture which I am sharing with you all
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EVERYWHERE Everywhere I go I see you When that time comes I don't know what to do Everywhere I go you are with me Showing me everything I need in life to see Everywhere in place i roam That I know that you are at home Everywhere I sit I think of you I don't know but beyond the horizon is that.......... I LOVE YOU Anywhere and Everywhere
I Know You See It
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Happy Birthday!
thanks to everyone that sent me a birthday greeting or, an gift It was greatly appreated!!! Glad I have my Cherry Tap Friends!
well i reached my limit on mumms today so im doin a blog...... so heres the thing.... my friends say im bi cause i mess with girls wen im drunk but jus for fun. and wen im sober ill say a girl is hot or somethin like that. so they been bugin me and want me to be bi, "by the way they are bi and lez" so i was wonderin wat do you think.... i know its not a mumm but hit me up anyways thanks muahz to all my CT people well since im new to CT i cant do any mumms yet so ill be writing blogs! i have a man but theres this guy that really likes me! im i really nice person i dont know how to be mean! so i talk to him alot, he's realy nice to and it feels good to have some one to talk to but i dont know why i feel like im cheatin on my boyfriend. i jus feel like i shouldnt be talkin to him cause he likes me and it would jus be like im leading him on! so wat should i do should i stop talkin to this new guy or jus get over it and stay friends with him?
Can You Dig It
well over the weekend my apt got flooded some of my things got messed up. me and my son had to stay there for three days with water all over the place! finally they moved me to a new apt. on monday, but my only problem is that some people are tellin me i should get a lawyer but i dont know wat to do! i did fall down the steps cause the water and my son to but im kinda innocent minded to all this so i need help wat should i do?
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I'M A CAPRICORN!!!!!! LOL ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Taurus (April 20 - May 20) --Don't tease them. It will only piss them off. Taureans are realists. If you say that you are horny: Prepare to be fucked. Taureans are heavy indulgers, though. All forms of indulgence: Sex-drugs-wine-food...whatever their vice may be: they simply cannot get enough. They do not believe in moderation. They will fuck until they are sore. Taurus likes to have sex just for the sake of having sex. What they lack in originality, they make up for in stamina and endurance. they may not be into bondage, okay? But they WILL lick you until you have at least three orgasms or until you pass out...whichever comes first. Taurus uses their tongue for EVERYthing...and I mean that. They love to lick people in whipped cream, alcohol, chocolate, flesh and candy???Bring it on! Caution: They are looking for a relationship so be kind to them. They also have a BIG wet th
My Soul.
My soul is itching. Itching for someone to pique it's curiousity. It hasn't happened in so long. I want to find someone who makes me want to be a better person...someone who inspires me at the deepest of intellectual, emotional, romantic, and spiritual levels... I miss that growth that comes from knowing someone so well...that you might just know them better than you know yourself.
My Heart.
Sometimes I wish I had one more day with you. I remember when you said goodbye to me. I remember thinking I would never make it through. I didn’t want to hear that goodbye, but I listened. I knew better than not to. Is it ok to cry? I felt so safe. Nothing would ever hurt me. There was nothing in this world that you couldn’t fix. To feel like your little girl one more day… God, I want that. But then I remember the pain you were in. I remember hearing it in your voice…your pride slipping from you. Losing control. Losing the battle. I remember how much you suffered for me. Tried so hard to protect me. To keep me from anything that would hurt me. Not wanting to leave me. I have never had someone fight so hard for me. To suffer so much for me. To believe so strongly in me. I remember when I used to pray that you would make it to just one more thing. Such a selfish thing for me to do. But I couldn’t imagine living without you. I still can’t. It’s
My Mind.
You know you're in Texas when: Now, before my bestest Indian Palace buddy (more on that later) gets in a tizzy, it really wasn't 109 degrees was probably only like 99 or something, but Texans get picky about their summers so I had to clarify. To me, if it's over 80, it's hot. If it's over 90, there is no such thing as "dry heat", and it might as well be over 100. Argue all you want, but my biological Midwestern temperature gauge says it's true. Most native Texans have been disappointed in their lack of glorious sunshine this summer, but I have been counting every raindrop as a blessing. That statement, of course, could be considered sacrilege in these parts, but with the rain, comes clouds, and with clouds come lower temperatures because the star-cinogen (my name for the sun) is hidden, kinda. In more important news, I, yes, I, cooked a chicken on Saturday. It was quite the experience. And before any of you witty family members pipe in about my earlier cooking p
ok yall im having some personal issues and will be back when and as soon as i can. untill then all of yall be carefull and safe. So the point of this game is to post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who, then, have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random facts. You have to tag them in your blog and then post a comment on their page saying that you tagged them. No tag-backs are allowed! 1. I have little to know confidence 2. I can whistle at 127 decibels 3. I have 0 patients what so ever 4. I have a have 3 birth marks 5. I if i really wanted i could get the devil to tell me all of his secrets with out trying, idk what it is about me but people will tell me all their darkest secrets with me just saying how are you. 6. I am the king of the dorks 7. I am artist 8. If i just start seeing some one i wont shit at their house 9. I broke my brothers nose 3 times 10. I refuse to touch fish or seafood
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My Life
August 2, 2007 - Thursday M.I.A. Current mood: artistic Category: Writing and Poetry ok so this is an old poem,and it will soon be added to my old poetry blog.... Now im not sure when i wrote it but it was only a few years ago or so....... MIA First when the Missing in action Lost heroes Forgotten patriots Powers at be don't allow true happiness Dictatorship, balance of power We never thought we would be with out each other sittin together yet alone Not know in what to say, were do we do we go form here. As we sit on the beach side by side just enjoying each others company. Yes each of us are missing in action. By now you are my lost hero. Cant help but to think am I your forgotten patriot. I wonder are we going to be allowed Each others company in Valhalla. Are we going to be happily ever after? Its best to have loved and lost Than to never have loved at all It makes one think......... Is it really? Broken Curr
Daytona, Fl
Dirty People
Construction Code
A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I", then at his knee, meaning, "need", then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw". The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate. The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, ''What the hell is wrong with you!?! Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!'' The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, ''I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming.
My Life.
Do You Trust Your Top 4? DONT change your Fubar top 4! Fill the people in below! 1. DJ SATIN 2. DJ JUICY 3. TERRIFFIC 69 4. LIL MIZZ PERFECT Where did you meet 2? In a hospital in Florida. Have you ever got drunk with 1? All the time. Has 2 ever been to your house? Yup. Have you ever slept with 3? Yup. Have you ever gone shopping with 4? Yup. Can you tell number 1 anything? I tell him everything. Have you ever met 1s family? Yup, lmao Do you know 3s middle name? Yup its Marie lol wait she isn't gunna see this right. Have you ever eaten anything in front of 4? Yup lots of times. When was the last time you talked to 4 in person? Last night. Is any of the top 4 in your family? Yup. Who makes you laugh the most? #1. Have you ever done something dangerous with 1? Yup. Do you trust number 2? Yup, & oh hell ya. Would number 4 do anything for you? yup. Has number 1 ever helped you out ? Yup. Ever hung
Who Knows?
i don't have much time for fubar anymore, cuz i'm working 2 jobs and going to school. which is stressful, but hey, gotta bust your ass to get where you're going! i did, however, make time to get to the lamb of god concert in atlanta last wednesday. it was my first concert, and it was the SHIT. children of bodom kicked ass, too. i'm going to see no doubt/paramore in june, and hopefully, metallica in october. i've got some new tattoos, but no way to get pics up. oh well. can't please everyone. my computer is down for an unspecified bit due to some stupid malware program attaching itself in an unwanted fashion. >:( so that's why i haven't been on, and that's why i probably won't be on too much in the next few days. keep in mind that my birthday is coming up on the 22nd, so be prepared to love me. :) then please keep my two friends in your thoughts for a while. they just lost their 2-year old son wednesday night. i cannot imagine how this feels; i hope i never know. please remember th
Pa And Proud
I had Pebbles for 15 years. She was an african grey parrot. She was a baby to me. I took her everywhere. She talked and would always give me kisses. I dont know why she died. I am very sad right now. I loved her very much. I went to check on her and give her some food and water but she wouldnt drink the water and she didnt do her normal head bobbong thing she does to me when she sees me. I knew right away something was wrong. I tried to get her to drink some water and she wouldnt so I called the vet. I live on Cape Cod and there arent many vets around here adn the only emergency vet hpstpital that is here said they donthave anyone on that knows about parrots so they would try and locate a vet for me that does. In the meantime Pebbles had fallen to the bottom of the cage. I picked her up and started force feeding her water with a medicine syringe, she was drinking it but not responding well. She finally took her last breath and died in my arms. I was crying and my son was crying. My son
Having A Blast
Hey everyone I have been having a blast here, today I went and took my test for truck driving and then I got my permit and then I had my first experience in driving and it is not easy double clutching is not fun but I learned how to do it today and then I had to downshift too. And guess what else I didn't hit any curves. ROFLMAO I have two more weeks her and then I am going to be on the road for about eight months with this company that I am with. I just wanted to touch base with everyone.
No#1 Ladydi
Fucking Drugs
one of my friends was killed yesterday moring he was found behing night trips in lawton ok shot an left to die over fucking drugs this really fucking sucks :(
My Thoughts
OMFG! Anyone want any kids I have 2 of them a 14yr old and 10yr old both boys if they don't kill each other I'm going to... The killing part is just a joke so don't think its for real I LOVE my boys they are after all my world. But now I can truely say I understand what my mom meant by it when I was growing up My nephew was in a really bad car accident the other day. It was so bad we did think he would live but the cops told us the only reason he's alive is because he was drunk. Mind you his jaw is broke in 3 places(he got 15 pins and a plate in yesterday). If you guys are wondering no he wasn't the the blame of the car accident He had a green light the person who hit him ran the red light. The good thing about that is they have it on tape. Yes I want to kill him for drinking and driving. But anywho If any of you have anything to tell please feel free to comment... People sometimes tell me being gay is a sickness. Well I'm going to say this only once being gay(GLBT) isn
Horsedreamer's Life
Why do guys have to confuse the hell out of me? My boyfriend says he loves me but he dont really show it and hes never around...Ughb sometimes I wonder why I am with him. It is gonna be a long week ahead with work and everything. Hopefully he would change his tune when he gets rid of the other girl thats psycho. I feel bad for him cause she won't leave him alone but hes the one that messed he needs to make up his mind on what he wants to do. Ugh I am so bored. I hate sundays since there is nothing to do. Well my aunt is here so talk later Boy today was slow. All week work has been sending me home early cause of not enough I go in was there for 1 hour then they send me home. What was the point of going in if I was only gonna be there for an hour. As for everything else thats going on in my life is going ok. I'm getting along with my boyfriend. I am hopefully moving within the next few months. I am just really bored right now and dont know what to do. Well talk to yo
The Meaning Of Emo
Life Sucks..
Hey, Well.. Some People on here.. Just don't know how to keep their Mouths Closed! One Person Should Know Who They are... Message me and Ask me about a Certain Person, Then Turn the Tables, and say I was asking them about that Person.. And say I was hitting on one of their Friends!! It's a Bunch of Bullshit if you ask me! I don't Flirt with ppl on the Net. Unless I know them.. I'm not a Big Whore like this Person.. And the Other person, Just won't listen to what I have to say, Even tho They are supposed to be a good friend.. But I guess the Tables Turned on that one too.. So, I guess I just don't know what the Fuck to do anymore.. I can't totally Erase Them from my Mind.. This person I thought was a really good friend, and I could tell them anything. And now they just won't talk to me! So, My life Just typically Sucks right now. Because of this One Individual.. And the Shit they Started!! I hate People!!
Just Thinkin...
It's amazing what can happen out of nowhere when you're expecting nothing. Sometimes it's best just to live life and see what happens. Maybe you'll fall into something great. Maybe the best way To exist is not to exist Just let it all float by Dont disrupt it Be by yourself Animosity Will build When you allow Them into Your soul, you Will become Unclean Impure Ok so I keep seeing all this stuff posted about do internet relationships work or don't they? Is there true love out there or isn't there? Here's the thing people...internet love can happen if both people are honest and open and actually willing to commit to an intangible relationship. If you meet a shithead and date them online they would have done the same thing if u had met in person. People fuck each other over everyday. In all honesty at least if it's an online relationship it may be easier to end. You don't have to worry about seeing them somewhere else. Love happens. True love does exist. People have to work
To all my friends and family,, I am in 2 contests, the first one is 4th of July: here's the link to that one: the 2nd one is for Hottest Uniform Contest and here is the link for that one: The only way that I can win is from you guys rating and commenting my pictures, so show me that serving during Desert Storm was appreciated!! You can rate once and comment as many times as you want!! much love and blessed be Lena aka mistress dark angel
MaLakota- MaLakota(I am Lakota)! Still holding onto our ways and our ceremonies,still a proud people.People want to be like us,they want into our ceremonies,want to know our language.They want to try to understand us or any other Native,the thing is,they can't ever reach that point in understanding.As my ancestors have tried to convey over and over since the European Invasion of this country; WE can NEVER be understood because our traditional way of life is completely different of those in the dominant society .Outsiders want to know how we perservere in the times of adversity..Lakota people will tell you that it is our way to suffer,it was meant to be that way for Lakota Oyate..It teaches us to strive for the best,teaches us to be humble but most of all it teaches us to depend on Tunkasila in the time of need,he's the only one who can actually fix our wrongs.So when Tunkasila thinks we learned our lessons he helps us to move on with no regrets so that we may go out and help others bu
For The Attention Of Friends
i got member pics of my members in new file dj all subscribed pic goes there do you like live djs am adding new members in my member pics who want to be a top member rate all theres lots of top members rate pics and your pic gets added in top member pics people click on pic and rate and add you fan you get yours today derek new pics addedxxxx can people be my friend look at my pics i have a 100 all are over 10 rated please come and check them out derek christain fun club 2007 england rate all 100 become a member top member added to picks theres angels me picks of top members good pics all rated come join today have fun never sad never blue rate all pics come back and talk stay a little while or as long as you want derek northeast england blackpool 10 mins from beach uk dont delay join today check my page out derekxxx
What A Way To Go Out!
Well I fought my last and final boxing match today. Needless to say it was a victory for me knocking out the girl in the 4th round. I can't say i will miss the sport, don't get me wrong its been my thing since i was 14, but you can only handle going to sleep with a headache for so long. lol. It was a great way for me to end my 13 yr career as a female boxer. it meant even more having my dad there to support me. He's now suggesting I go back to wrestling. I don't think the world is ready for that yet. ; } Ok this is what I get for hanging out at a bar with my dad and a couple of his biker friends, but I really don't care since this is the life I have pretty much been accustomed too. So, here is a little story that my Uncle Jack told me. (not my real uncle by the way). On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whome loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.? Scared for his life, the horse whinnied
For Team B
AAAaaaarrrgghhhh!!! What is it with people trying to save the world? Recycle this, don't waste that, go organic, plant a tree, grow your own veggies, use eco-fuel in your cars. Lets face it people, the planet is screwed. Ever since the very, very first person figured out you could use gas, oil, coal etc to keep warm, ever since that first flame was lit, we've been pumping chemicals into our atmosphere EVERY single day since then. The car is an amazing sample of energy use. Consider the total (and I mean absolute total) energy consumed in a cars life from the very beggining to the very end. You have to mine the metals, chop down the wood for that lush interior that is oh so fashionable, the rubber for the tyres etc etc. Then you have to transport them to the factory. Then you have to use an incredibly huge amount of energy in chopping, changing, mixing and moulding those materials in order to get the finished result. You ship the car out, again using incredible amounts of energ
Why do we always get smartazz comments from people when u post a dam mumms ? No matter how many mumms u post u always get a f**king clown.. What's the deal with people?
In this blog I'll talk about movies. Although, knowing me I'll post one or two and then get bored with it ... or just get lazy. I saw Transformers on Tuesday night with Jay. It was pretty sweet. Michael Bay didn't completely fuck it up like I thought he would. Some of the best special effects I've ever seen, and the action was pretty insane (at least Bay's usually good for that). The story was weak, but I wasn't expecting too much anyway. Room for improvement, but still pretty awesome. -Corey P.S. That's hardly what I call a review. I just wanted to throw something up real quick.
My Poetry
Ok, So, Baby Roxan is in Pre School! For those of you who know the story realize exactly what kind of accomplishment this is! So her first school Fundraiser is HUGE for us as a family. For a child that was never supposed to make it to be IN SCHOOL and thriving makes the thought of chocolate from her oh so much sweeter :-) If any of you don't know about my daughter, feel free to ask. It is an amazing story!   With that said... GO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE!!! Contact me if you place an order so I can give you details on delivery etc.etc.   Thanks!   AJ aka PEZ aka Unique Dream    Hi, We're getting ready for our George Robinson Center Fundraiser and we are looking for your support! We’ve just kicked off our fundraiser through Gertrude Hawk Chocolates and we are offering a variety of delicious chocolates and gifts! A website has been setup specifically for George Robinson Center fundraising campaign. All purchases made on that site will be credited toward me and all proceeds wil
i am bored so i did my layout for my ct pages so let me know what you think
Blessed Be My Friend...
It ironic that when I get bad news it is to CT friends that I turn to. I just got a phone call that a wonderful friend of mine has died. He and his wife and family have been part of my life for 15years. When I was a single Mother, they helped me with raising my son. When I was alone in a strang city...they helped me. I remember when I learned to drive a stickhift car, Dave was the one who taught me. I think I worried him alot that day but he was understanding and very patient. They are about 10yrs older than me, but we watched our kids grow up together and we went through hell together. When my son got the chicken poxes they wanted Cory over there so that thier kids could get it too. From them I learned how to live as a strong woman and Mother. THrough Dave my son was taught to fish, built things, and camp. The best memories I have are of them. They were at every important moment of my life. From Partying with me at 21yrs old, to helping raise my son, to see
Dark Enigma@ Cherrytap
You Knew It Was Coming Sooner Or Later Pt 3
i already know who are going to be the ones who read this..and i find that kinda pathetic..but whatever..i guess i must deal with the fact i have some friends out there that are to busy with themselves..well thats a nice way to put it...anyways what is this blog..nothing really..don't feel like i did before i wrote..was going to do the whole poetry thing..but than i realize..fuck it fuck it all and have a great fuicking halloween...and maybe i'll let my story grace myspace blogs...but than i'll have to debate that...til than TwIsT'd well i guess let me add this for those who do actually read well as a secret i am adding the story to this blog..well one that is old and i don't have the updatre to it on her so you may have to wait for the update and final version..and for those with questions yes i wrote this long sumbitch...let me know what you think and don't copy it or i will bury you Time By. Warren Stewart A constricted
Teenage Drinking & Driving
It is SOOO emotionally draining to go to a funeral home visitation of a 16 yr old and to leave there and have to go to the next funeral home for another visitation of a 15 yr old. I sooooooo don't want to let my son out of my sight! :( And yes I realize thats impossible. Just the way I feel after this evening.
Anything And Everything
Im sitting here trying to enjoy my last days of freedom, and the people in my life arent making it easy.Especially the men I love most. They keep telling me that they will be there for me, but none of them want to get too close for fear of being hurt (Men:dont claim to understand them,just love them)One in particular keeps going back and forth, the night before (hadnt seen him in a while)he was being very affectionate. And yesterday I tried to keep a distance( long story) but he kept suprising me.Just wanna ask him whats really up, but dont know if i would get a real answer. Thats about it for now, if i think about the other stuff right now, will give me too much of a headache
"america Alone"
Another excerpt from "America Alone": "New Hampshire has a high rate of firearms possession, which is why it has a low crime rate. You don't have to own a gun, and there are plenty of sissy, arms-are-for-hugging granola-crunchers who don't. But they benefit from the fact that their crazy stump-toothed knuckle-dragging neighbors do. If you want to burgle a home in the Granite State, you'd have to be awfully certain it was the one-in-a-hundred we-are-the-world pantywaist's pad and not some plaid-clad gun nut who'll blow your head off before you lay a hand on his seventy-dollar TV. A North Country non-gun owner might tire of all the Second Amendment kooks with the gun racks in the pickups and move somewhere where everyone is, at least officially, a non-gun owner just like him: Washington D.C., say, or London. And suddenly he finds that, in a wholly disarmed society, his house requires burglar alarms and window locks and security cameras." "As with state gun control, so with state
Much Love
HEY YA'LL SIGN MY GUESTBOOK ON THE FRONT OF MY PAGE OR ON HERE.. SHOW SUM LUV!!!! To Put It Simply, I Want You I want to be your companion and walk hand in hand, your strength enveloping mine. Autumn leaves falling, scuffing feet and laughter, sharing nights, not finished by the dark. I want to be your confidant as you pen your deepest thoughts, as your heartaches bleed and finally break free. Your dreams, I keep as if my own. I want to smile as you smile and giggle with you at nothing at all. I want to be your lover and find the passions that move you to action. I want to be the softness that induces you to trust. I want to be the naughty that makes you come back for more. I want to please you. I want to share your breakfast and your dinner, I want you in the shower and in your bed and with soft steps to bring you coffee (I take mine black) Your strong arms, the legs that power your thrust, your lips of pleasure, these are the fuel of m
Team A
Bubba's Bored If you want to ride give me you link so i can past it on Black Eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They are leg humping friendly to borderline sleazy. They always fall in love with anything that that has two legs, a pulse and a wet spot. They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you. They are very easy to please unless they haven't had their latest fix of alcohol, meth, cocaine, or prescription medicine. If you repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some skank you've never seen before within the next 2 days. Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome,very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care
Cant Believe It...
ok guys.. my competition just opened and i really want to win best bartender in New Orleans! All i need my friends to vote for me from this site... its a New Orleans paper and it would rock if all my friends could show some love! all you have to do is go to the site and click at the bottom where it says "vote for best bartender" and that will take you to another page where it will give you the bar and name of the person running. . Tangos Bar Kimberly Cann thats all i need you to click... plus enter your email address to win passes to the finals for the competition! please make me the best bartender in new orleans! You can vote 1 time per day .. it logs your ip address... i love you guys! ♥ PuNkGuRrL yes, PuNkGuRrL should offically recieve the "im a dumb-ass" award.. last night i got my drag cd together (btw im in a show saturday...) and moved around a few music folders.. (yes including the ipod one) ... i wanted to add my
Um Duh~
Why oh why do the same people continue to come lurk around my page .... seem to do nothing ~ Oh goodness I dont wanna know what they are doing ...Ewwwww and continue to send me a friend request that I have rejected time and time again ! Do they think I will change my mind ? Nope, Notta Does this happen to you to ? Please help me here .. I am again never ceased to be amazed by stupidty Ho Hummmm Why oh why do the same people continue to come lurk around my page .... seem to do nothing ~ Oh goodness I dont wanna know what they are doing ...Ewwwww and continue to send me a friend request that I have rejected time and time again ! Do they think I will change my mind ? Nope, Notta Does this happen to you to ? Please help me here .. I am again never ceased to be amazed by stupidty Ho Hummmm Why oh why do the same people continue to come lurk around my page .... seem to do nothing ~ Oh goodness I dont wanna know what they are doing ...Ewwwww and continue t
Ty For My Bday Gifts You Guys Rock
Ive really had day at work. My boss yelled at me and had no right too. I may have a disability and may not be perfect. This have been going on for awhile. I do not like my boss nor get along with him, because he is rude and very strict. I seriously hate it very much. I just get frustrated because with our job we do labeling and numbers and such, I may not know much and am not PERFECT! I do have disability so what, but he has to understand where I stand and no right from wrong, but he doesn't need to yell at me and my friend and such when we do something all the time you know..what should I do? PLEASE HELP! LOVE YOU ALL!
Karra's Babblings
A man was driving down the highway, and he saw a rabbit hopping across the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, it was dead. The driver felt so awful, he began to cry. A woman driving down the same road came along, saw the man crying on the side of the road, and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it." The woman told the man not to worry; she knew what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the animal. Miraculously the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans, and hopped down the road.
Submit Button
Some peoples pages the submit button isnt showin on their comment if you just click outside the box after you commit you can press enter and it will submit your comment.Thought this might help whoever didnt know.
4th Of July Pics
Well I uploaded a few. But looks like CT is acting up. I have more to upload but I keep getting Error: upload not completed successfully.. try again? I used firefox. i have reoboted, refreshed and its not letting me upload them. I have tried everything. I went to the support lounge with no help.. I will try and upload the rest later. CT has me pissed at the moment :(
When You Come To My House.
I consider my page my house. I, as should you expect when you come to my house you act respectful. When I go to your house I should respect you. I don't come to your house and piss on your couch. I don't understand why people come to a page and downrate people.If you don't like me don't come to my page. If you don't like a pic don't rate it. Grow up dumbass. If you gotta hate someone, hate yourself. You need Jesus.
Are You This Naughty
we went out to eat. i got there first and was at the tabel when you walked in. you had on this short littel plade skirt and a white top. you looked so hot. when you got to me you bent over with this very naughty smile and whispered in my ear this is what i took off in the car. as you handed me your underwear. i looked up at you and said you have been hear 10seconds and you are already giveing me a hard on! god i love it when you feel like being naughty. every thing about you was hot. the way you smelled. the way you walked over to me. the way you showed just enough of your breast to drive me crazy. and most of all how someone that looked so sweet and good could have such a naughty side! you drive me crazy baby doll. you came over and sat beside of me. we ordered our drinks. the waiter could not take his eyes off you and i could understand why. as yo u were talking to him with out missing a beat you totaly shocked me. you reach over under the tabel and started rub on my already hard
Friend In Need ~ Not Contest Help!
Hey guys & gals; a very sweet friend of mine had his account hacked into. He was a VIC & a high level cherry. Sadly starting back a level one sucks so go show him some cherry love. Spank him with rates & fan him too if ya don't mind. badactor@ CherryTAP XOXO~Lizzy
My Blog
he is 18 and he was with his gf emily last night...he got jumped by 3 guys and they knocked him out and broke his nose really bad...he is going to have to have surgery...he was defending his gf honour...what cowards to do this to him...he already has a cast on for a broken hand...they knocked him out in the middle of the street by kicking him in the head...then dragged him knocked out off the road...I spent most of the night in the hospital..thank God he is going to be okay..he could have been killed...what cowards to do this to my son. it scared the hell out of me...the police showed up at my door and said your son has been the victim of an assault...and that I need to get to the hospital. happily separated for all the right reasons...heading for divorce...father of two youngest I raised on my own since he was 4 months old...he is now 18...intelligent...funny...sarcastic...know who I am and where I am going in life...I have no time for fakes or liars...refers to myself
Its One Of Those Days..
For The Love Of The Video Games
So traded in two games from my original PS3 line up (Call of Duty 3 and F.E.A.R.) to pickup: The Darkness puts a neat spin on the traditional FPS (first person shooter) by adding a "demonic" twist. Our anti-hero Jackie Estacado, reminiscent of the crow meets good fellas, gets a suprise on his 21st birthday: his "uncle" Pauly wants to execute him, and he releases an ancient dark curse which haunts his family. The darkness manifests itself as two snake like appendages that can be controlled and be sent out to slitther and eat people's hearts (yes very graphic yum ensues) As well as other various forms. Video is Graphic... The characters are decently scripted, humorous, and foul mouthed. Definitely not a game for the weak of stomach as execution style gunplay is involved as well as a proclivity for obseceneties. Originally based on the TopCow Comic of the same name... But the game draws you in decent, until you take a side trip after attempting to commit suicide. Jac
Welcome To Every One
Fire My Words
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On Vacation
hi everyone i hope you are having a safe holiday i am going to be on and off til monday i sure miss everyone i am on vaction enjoying the family and going to see sadie yippie i cant wait ...... muah i will get back with ya have a good week
Hey Everyone! I want to let All my friends and even people I dont know that I have alot of skins for CT that I have created so check them out and feel free to rip some..I can also make you one if you ask nicely :) I also want to thank all my friends and fans for being so awesome..I appreciate all the rates and luv that you leave me. I am not on as much as I was because this is my busy time for work...I live in a resort place so in the summer all the tourists come here and want my massages so I do about 5 a day and am usually pretty beat afterwards so dont think I forget about any of you..just really busy right now. If there are any on my friends list that I have not rated yet or need some rates let me know by leaving me a message and I will get to you! Luv Simmer Hey Everyone! I want to let All my friends and even people I dont know that I have alot of skins for CT that I have created so check them out and feel free to rip some..I can also make you one if you ask nicely :) I
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Why Can't People Just Mind There Own Business?
Why can't people just mind their own business? I saw a video on youtube yesterday in which a gentelmen purchased a hooker. The worked for Lowe's and was driving a Lowe's box truck. First he drove around a park where there are alot of hookers and he chose the one he liked. He drove her to a resturaunt and got into the back of the truck on proceeded to have sex with her. Then a gentelmen with a video camera opened the back of the truck and told the man he had called the cops and called his boss. The man with the camerea said if wasn't safe for his kids to play in the park or anyone's wife to go shopping because this gentleman was banging whore's. First of all let me just say that I am not saying that buying a hooker is ok because its not. I just to share my thoghts on this video. The guy with the video camera I hope he dies tonight. I mean how is this banging a hooker gonna keep kids from playing in a park or keep anyone's wife from shopping. Answer is its not. This guy with the ca
I Don't Understand...
Desmond@ CherryTAPthis guy is a fake!! he says he is from florida and says he works for american idol but after talkin to him a while he is in west africa needing money to pay his bills... lukublack: Well i just wanna tell u about my pressent situation and i will like u to help me out .years ago my mum told me that my dad left her for nigeria to work with a japanies company lukublack: few years later i was introduce to a beauty pargent where i practice i was one of the queen later my mum died i find it difficult to put myself together so i came in saerch of my dad in africa reaching here i was attack by hoodlums taking away the address of my dad place and the little money i was holding in the hotel where i lodged i amowing the hotel bills so the manager siced my travling document pleaz if can help me out to pay for my bills so i will be set free ipromise to do anything for you and i promise to make you happy and i will pay back the money ? lukublack: hun I cannot "promise" that
Update On My Friend Darkside Princess
the type of life support that i meant was that shes is on a breathing machine while she is in an drug induced coma im sorry for any mistakes i have said or made it was late at night when i typed that and there was a lot of stuff going on i had spent some time talking to cops and stuff. so im sorry for any confusion she had surgery to stop the internal bleeding. and to help stop infection they put her into an drug induced coma she will be in it for another few days then after that she should be awake and alert. we are praying that she is. shes a strong woman she has two amazing children. if she gets better and gets out of the hositpal she will be going right back into what they call 5 EAST its an mental hositpal she is really depressed at this moment with some recent events that have gone on with her now ex boyfriend. she had tried to cut her wrist after her ex boyfriend broke up with her over the internet while she was sleeping and it has hit her really hard that he couldnt come to her
Updates On The Everchanging Life Cycles Of Ella... no more internet at home...which is why I'm doin this little update thing...just tryin to keep those that care posted! I'll be moving at the end of the where? I don't know...but as soon as I do, you'll know as well! Hope everyone had a fun and safe 4th and I will update again soon!!!! *kisses* ~~ From new perception of the world there comes a future very different from the past. The future now is recognized as but extension of the present. Past mistakes can cast no shadows on it, so that fear has lost its idols and its images, and being formless, it has no effects. Death will not claim the future now, for life is now its goal, and all the needed means are happily provided. Who can grieve or suffer when the present has been freed, extending its security and peace into a quiet future filled with joy? ~~ ~A Course In Miracles~ So I've decided that this is the best way I can look at this Year ahead of me... The Year behind me has been pretty rough, th
No One Luuuvs The Cherry Skittle!!
I remember not even 6 months ago I was a top cherry. I used to be cherry of the day....and now what? Nothing. Must be a preggers cherry hatin thing. No luv for me. I am trying hard to understand why we get all these bulletins to rate the cherries that are already on top....think we need a little diversity and luv amoungst the rest. I mean most of the top cherries have blasts and vips already.....why not rate others....maybe i'm being a little selfish...or maybe i'm just not in the clique. So who do I have to give head to to get a blast around here!! I'll take any suggestions as to what would make me a good candadite for a blast. Feeling kinda excluded here.
Last Song
"The Last Song I'm Wasting On You" Sparkling grey, Through my own veins. Any more than a whisper, Any sudden movement of my heart. And I know, I know I'll have to watch them pass away Just get through this day Give up your way, you could be anything, Give up my way, and lose myself, not today That's too much guilt to pay Sickened in the sun You dare tell me you love me But you held me down and screamed you wanted me to die Honey you know, you know I'd never hurt you that way You're just so pretty in your pain Give up my way, and I could be anything I'll make my own way Without your senseless hate... hate... hate... hate. So run, run, run And hate me, if it feels good. I can't hear your screams anymore You lied to me But I'm older now And I'm not buying baby Demanding my response Don't bother breaking the door down I found my way out And you'll never hurt me again.

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